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I'm gonna take Joe Fulgencio to the park. 10 00:00:18,598 --> 00:00:20,418 Can you please stop by the grocery store? 11 00:00:20,419 --> 00:00:21,835 Why doesn't the nanny do this? 12 00:00:22,821 --> 00:00:24,180 You got to be kidding me! 13 00:00:24,181 --> 00:00:26,517 Gloria has fired five nannies. 14 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:28,862 I don't like another woman in my house. 15 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:29,967 I want to be the star. 16 00:00:29,968 --> 00:00:31,308 Stars have nannies. 17 00:00:31,411 --> 00:00:33,665 You know that some of this is Manny's fault. 18 00:00:37,147 --> 00:00:38,055 Manny! 19 00:00:39,908 --> 00:00:41,411 So, Marie, what do you 20 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:42,655 feel like doing for dinner tonight? 21 00:00:42,656 --> 00:00:45,140 You're eating dino-bites because you are a little boy. 22 00:00:45,141 --> 00:00:46,242 Mom! 23 00:00:47,044 --> 00:00:48,296 I'm telling you, there's an embarrassing 24 00:00:48,297 --> 00:00:50,366 press conference in that kid's future. 25 00:00:50,896 --> 00:00:52,431 We're getting married in seven months. 26 00:00:52,432 --> 00:00:53,635 Or eight months. 27 00:00:53,798 --> 00:00:55,364 I worry about it raining in April. 28 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:57,166 Well, I worry about me sweating in May. 29 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:58,963 Oh, well, we can't decide on anything. 30 00:00:58,964 --> 00:01:00,458 There -- there are too many choices. 31 00:01:00,459 --> 00:01:01,700 Fortunately, one of our best friends 32 00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:02,886 is an event planner. 33 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:04,842 - Pepper! - Pepper! 34 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:07,264 ♪ Here come the grooms ♪ 35 00:01:07,265 --> 00:01:10,697 ♪ All dressed in fun tuxes from my Pepper collection ♪ 36 00:01:10,698 --> 00:01:12,396 Ha, wow -- Look at all your ideas. 37 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:13,971 Honey, this is just the index. 38 00:01:13,972 --> 00:01:15,434 Ronaldo! 39 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:17,675 I brought linens and place settings 40 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:19,722 and invitations and stemware. 41 00:01:19,723 --> 00:01:21,119 Hello. I'm Ronaldo. 42 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,261 Oh, don't be such a chatterbox. 43 00:01:22,262 --> 00:01:23,908 And go and fetch the platter box. 44 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:25,936 Now, let's lose this couch. 45 00:01:25,937 --> 00:01:27,579 Wow, you need that much space, huh? 46 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:28,703 No, it's hideous. 47 00:01:29,815 --> 00:01:31,390 This can't be news to you. 48 00:01:43,913 --> 00:01:47,413 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 49 00:01:47,723 --> 00:01:49,075 You're ruining my life! 50 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:50,273 - These eggs are delicious. - Mm. 51 00:01:50,274 --> 00:01:52,113 What life?! Get out of my room! 52 00:01:52,114 --> 00:01:53,208 - I put milk in them. - Oh. 53 00:01:53,209 --> 00:01:54,756 It's not your room anymore! 54 00:01:54,757 --> 00:01:55,898 Well, they sure are fluffy. 55 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:57,009 Mom! 56 00:01:57,130 --> 00:01:59,619 - Hey, dad. - Morning, troops. 57 00:01:59,824 --> 00:02:02,607 Claire, I owe you a pack of lady razors. 58 00:02:02,608 --> 00:02:04,164 I'm just gonna go stand out in the yard. 59 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,184 Seriously, get out! 60 00:02:05,185 --> 00:02:07,015 I told you it's not your room! 61 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:08,846 Tension between Haley and Alex 62 00:02:08,847 --> 00:02:10,144 has been getting pretty high, 63 00:02:10,145 --> 00:02:12,394 so our solution was to move Haley 64 00:02:12,395 --> 00:02:15,186 down to the basement, which we were just about to do -- 65 00:02:15,187 --> 00:02:17,138 when my dad came out for a weekend visit. 66 00:02:17,139 --> 00:02:18,302 Two weekends ago. 67 00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:19,608 After my mom passed away, 68 00:02:19,609 --> 00:02:21,209 he dated this woman named Annie, 69 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,766 and she broke up with him, and then he seemed kind of down, 70 00:02:23,767 --> 00:02:24,870 so I invited him out. 71 00:02:24,871 --> 00:02:26,170 Gross! Those are my socks! 72 00:02:26,171 --> 00:02:27,619 They are not! Mom! 73 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,278 I'm just gonna pop outside. 74 00:02:30,519 --> 00:02:31,805 I should get her a rake. 75 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,516 Welcome to King's Landing! 76 00:02:36,517 --> 00:02:40,790 I am the evil boy king, and I want your heads! 77 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,896 Oh, look how much they all love you. 78 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,249 Ohh, thanks. 79 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,439 I'm just trying to match the energy 80 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,055 of their video games and whosits and whatnots. 81 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:50,212 So, I'm gonna play tennis. 82 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,289 I can pick you up at noon. 83 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:53,471 - Oh, hi! Joan, right? - Yes. 84 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,014 Hi. I'm Andy. 85 00:02:56,015 --> 00:02:57,817 I'm her Manny -- male nanny. 86 00:02:57,818 --> 00:02:59,095 Hi, I'm Gloria. 87 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:00,937 This might just sound a little crazy, 88 00:03:00,938 --> 00:03:03,319 but I don't think Joan likes me. 89 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,316 Oh, that's not crazy. She doesn't. 90 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,733 Her husband's always staring at you, 91 00:03:06,734 --> 00:03:08,200 and she's worried you're gonna steal him. 92 00:03:08,201 --> 00:03:11,205 - What?! - Be happy, little guy. 93 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:12,946 This world belongs to you. 94 00:03:12,947 --> 00:03:15,198 I would never steal anybody else's man, 95 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:16,985 especially not her fat husband. 96 00:03:16,986 --> 00:03:18,546 Hey, he's not fat anymore. 97 00:03:18,547 --> 00:03:20,582 I helped him lose 30 pounds. 98 00:03:21,382 --> 00:03:22,821 - Ooh! - Thank you, Andy. 99 00:03:22,822 --> 00:03:23,565 Careful. 100 00:03:23,566 --> 00:03:24,729 If I bring you home scratched, 101 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:26,105 I lose my deposit. 102 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,962 - Hmm. - I'm kind of a chef, too. 103 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:29,517 Here, try this. 104 00:03:32,192 --> 00:03:33,154 It's quinoa. 105 00:03:33,155 --> 00:03:35,518 You actually burn calories while eating I-- 106 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,839 So, Andy, tell me, 107 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:39,294 are you really happy with that Joan? 108 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,853 Every wedding 109 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,744 is unique, like a snowflake. 110 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:46,950 And my job is to give you 111 00:03:46,951 --> 00:03:49,726 the snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy. 112 00:03:49,727 --> 00:03:51,853 - That's all we ever wanted. - Aww. 113 00:03:51,869 --> 00:03:53,956 So, let's start with a color palette. 114 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:55,152 I'm thinking... 115 00:03:56,358 --> 00:03:57,051 Purple. 116 00:03:57,052 --> 00:03:59,322 - Purple! That is a color! - Wow! 117 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,319 - We don't love -- - Yeah, we don't love purple. 118 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,436 Not our favorite, but... 119 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:04,318 - Excuse me? - Well, it's just that purple 120 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:05,535 might be a little bit bold for -- 121 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,433 No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot. 122 00:04:07,434 --> 00:04:08,461 - No. No! - No, we don't, Pepper. 123 00:04:08,462 --> 00:04:10,291 Well, obviously, you know better than I. 124 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,263 After all, I've only put on 125 00:04:11,264 --> 00:04:13,283 hundreds of magnificent weddings. 126 00:04:13,284 --> 00:04:14,408 Come, Ronaldo. 127 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,531 They're not interested in planning a wedding. 128 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,270 They're interested in hurting people. 129 00:04:19,271 --> 00:04:20,160 No, Pepper. Pepper, wait. 130 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:21,177 No, Pepper, wait. Listen. No, no. 131 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,559 We can consider purple. 132 00:04:22,812 --> 00:04:24,967 This is just a lot for us to take in. 133 00:04:27,369 --> 00:04:29,054 Of course. I get it. I... 134 00:04:29,651 --> 00:04:33,056 Let the idea wash over you for a bit. 135 00:04:33,244 --> 00:04:35,822 We had also discussed a more neutral palette. 136 00:04:35,823 --> 00:04:37,820 Ronaldo! They're washing! 137 00:04:39,309 --> 00:04:41,131 I'm sorry. He means well. 138 00:04:44,175 --> 00:04:45,953 Now, let's talk about your entrance. 139 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:47,364 Yes. Entrance. 140 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:51,256 The idea of two men being able to marry 141 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,570 seemed like a fantasy, 142 00:04:53,571 --> 00:04:57,283 so I see you riding down the purple aisle 143 00:04:57,284 --> 00:04:58,567 on a... 144 00:05:01,187 --> 00:05:02,990 - ...Unicorn. - Unicorn. 145 00:05:08,406 --> 00:05:10,218 Are you sure, grandpa? It might be fun. 146 00:05:10,219 --> 00:05:13,033 Sorry, Luke. I just don't think I have it in me today. 147 00:05:13,359 --> 00:05:14,550 Did you see that? 148 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:15,439 When has your dad ever 149 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,387 not wanted to pull Luke's finger? 150 00:05:17,388 --> 00:05:18,997 He's hurting, Phil. 151 00:05:18,998 --> 00:05:20,132 I think he needs to see a therapist. 152 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,534 Claire, he doesn't need a therapist. 153 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:24,809 Why? Honey, that's what they do. They help people cope with loss. 154 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:26,654 They'll even come to the house if we need them to. 155 00:05:27,215 --> 00:05:29,071 I should talk to my dad. You know what? 156 00:05:29,072 --> 00:05:30,339 He was pretty down after the divorce. 157 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,993 - I bet he has some insight. - Yeah, 'cause your dad's 158 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:33,566 so in touch with people's feelings? 159 00:05:33,579 --> 00:05:34,914 When a man is overcome with emotion 160 00:05:34,915 --> 00:05:36,168 at a Celine Dion concert, 161 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,955 - you do not tell him to grow a pair! - Phil! 162 00:05:37,956 --> 00:05:40,133 - The ship went down, but their love lasts forever! - Shh! 163 00:05:40,134 --> 00:05:41,349 Dad? Hi. 164 00:05:41,571 --> 00:05:43,849 Yeah, listen. Uh, Frank is really depressed. 165 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:45,132 I think he should see a therapist. 166 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,062 - What do you say? - He doesn't need any of that! 167 00:05:47,063 --> 00:05:49,585 Yeah? Uh-huh. T-that's exactly what I said. 168 00:05:49,586 --> 00:05:50,657 - Give me that. - I-I... 169 00:05:50,776 --> 00:05:51,851 Jay, what did you just say? 170 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,494 Take him out and meet some women. 171 00:05:53,495 --> 00:05:56,189 1,000 therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me. 172 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,252 Oh, I agree. Claire was wrong. 173 00:05:58,253 --> 00:06:00,342 I'll tell you what. I know a fun place. 174 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,689 Tonight, you, me, and Frank out on the town. 175 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:04,273 Oh, fun! A three-way! 176 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,922 I already regret this. 177 00:06:05,978 --> 00:06:08,245 Well, I'm excited, too. I got to get going, though. 178 00:06:08,246 --> 00:06:09,390 - Mnh-mnh. - All right. Bye. 179 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,168 Gloria, we're back! 180 00:06:13,323 --> 00:06:15,167 Here! Let me lighten your load. 181 00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:16,893 - Who are you? - I'm the new Manny. 182 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:18,218 Am I being replaced? 183 00:06:18,219 --> 00:06:22,059 Jay, Manny, meet Joe's new Manny, Andy. 184 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,755 - Can I talk to you a second? - No, thank you. 185 00:06:23,756 --> 00:06:25,236 We're gonna need to discuss this. 186 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:27,552 I get it. I understand it's a big decision. 187 00:06:27,947 --> 00:06:29,524 But if it eases your mind at all, 188 00:06:29,573 --> 00:06:31,559 know that I'm not just here for baby Joe. 189 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,756 I'm here for you, too. 190 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:33,892 Doesn't ease my mind at all. 191 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,397 My mission is to make all of your lives 192 00:06:36,398 --> 00:06:38,798 happier and healthier. 193 00:06:38,947 --> 00:06:40,988 Is this because I ate that party sub? 194 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:42,783 Ohh! Crackers! 195 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,904 I left my phone upstairs in the nursery. 196 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,595 Could you grab it for me? 197 00:06:48,513 --> 00:06:49,947 I know people get all squirrelly 198 00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:51,202 when they hear the word "healthy." 199 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:54,314 Actually, Manny? My phone is in my pocket. 200 00:06:54,315 --> 00:06:55,465 Sorry, bud. 201 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:57,937 But my goal is to get you healthy without -- Nope! 202 00:06:57,938 --> 00:07:01,539 It is just a pack of gum. My phone is still upstairs. 203 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:04,478 Without you even realizing what's happening. 204 00:07:04,552 --> 00:07:06,800 Wow. I'm such a dodo. 205 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,309 I didn't even bring my phone today. 206 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:10,482 - I know what you're doing. - We're gonna talk about it. 207 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:14,883 Okay, well, you have my number, so I can start tomorrow. 208 00:07:14,982 --> 00:07:16,089 - Call me. - I will! 209 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,119 Take care! 210 00:07:17,532 --> 00:07:19,478 That's a nonstarter. Keep looking. 211 00:07:19,742 --> 00:07:21,513 But he's perfect. 212 00:07:21,514 --> 00:07:24,533 He's a man. It's weird. He's a weird man. 213 00:07:24,534 --> 00:07:26,731 He's like Phil, only I have to pay for him. 214 00:07:26,732 --> 00:07:29,759 This is not a dictatorship! It's a democracy! We vote! 215 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,059 No way. You always bully Manny, and he caves. He's weak. 216 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:32,651 No offense. 217 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:34,311 Whoever thinks that we should hire Andy, 218 00:07:34,312 --> 00:07:35,720 raise the hand! 219 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:39,175 No, sorry, mom. Not this time. 220 00:07:39,348 --> 00:07:41,106 I can't have that energy in my house. 221 00:07:41,107 --> 00:07:43,359 Fine. Cook your own dinner! 222 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,897 We will. We'll be fine. 223 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:47,071 So, what are we having? 224 00:07:47,072 --> 00:07:48,990 You're on your own, kid. I'm going out tonight. 225 00:07:50,427 --> 00:07:52,299 So, what do you think? 226 00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:55,012 I like it. 227 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:58,959 Also, is it a little Willy Wonka? 228 00:07:59,895 --> 00:08:01,531 You're tired. I'll come back tomorrow 229 00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:03,594 when you're ready to be more constructive. 230 00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:04,526 - Pepper, no. - Pepper. 231 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,879 Ronaldo, strike this. 232 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:10,247 Sorry. I thought I was wearing a cape today. 233 00:08:11,427 --> 00:08:12,442 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh. 234 00:08:12,443 --> 00:08:13,883 Ohh. What are we gonna do? 235 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:15,689 I-I think we have to fire Pepper. 236 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:16,916 That would kill him. 237 00:08:17,446 --> 00:08:19,575 - He's on the brink as it is. - Why? 238 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:22,068 Since the proposition ocho was overturned, 239 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,135 he's done 50 gay weddings. 240 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,640 The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas. 241 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:28,752 You said "ocho" and then you said "50." 242 00:08:28,837 --> 00:08:31,984 You see? Gays are so nit-picky. 243 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:34,756 In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, 244 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:36,965 but the gays have such strong opinions! 245 00:08:36,966 --> 00:08:38,671 It takes a toll on a great artist 246 00:08:38,672 --> 00:08:39,878 like Pepper Saltzman. 247 00:08:39,879 --> 00:08:41,284 You know, I've never thought of it that way. 248 00:08:41,285 --> 00:08:44,092 I mean, look at us. We can't agree on one thing. 249 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,083 No, you're right. 250 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:47,525 I mean, Cam wants a rustic country theme, 251 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,485 and I'm looking for something 252 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,623 - a little more contemporary and sophisticated. - Mm-hmm. 253 00:08:50,624 --> 00:08:52,407 - And it's impossible. - But you can have both. 254 00:08:52,687 --> 00:08:55,648 Casual elegance, classic with a twist. 255 00:08:55,649 --> 00:08:56,672 - Go on. - Go on. 256 00:08:56,673 --> 00:08:59,979 I'd start with raw, natural-linen table runners 257 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,813 to bring the two worlds together. 258 00:09:01,986 --> 00:09:04,220 We eschew the classic round tables 259 00:09:04,221 --> 00:09:06,179 for rectangular farm tables, 260 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,726 but keep the setting clean and modern. 261 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,044 And then... 262 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:11,285 - Yes! - Yes? 263 00:09:11,286 --> 00:09:13,688 No, I mustn't. This is wrong. 264 00:09:13,702 --> 00:09:15,880 Pepper is my boss and my mentor! 265 00:09:15,881 --> 00:09:18,024 Oh, and he's our friend. What are we doing? 266 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,096 We -- we got caught up. We gave in to temptation. 267 00:09:20,097 --> 00:09:21,245 I-I should go. 268 00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:22,799 - Don't! - I must. 269 00:09:24,591 --> 00:09:27,282 Vintage handkerchiefs for the guests to cry into. 270 00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:28,450 Ronaldo, wait! 271 00:09:29,452 --> 00:09:32,092 French bistro stemless wine glasses. 272 00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:33,490 I've said too much. 273 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,928 Ronaldo! 274 00:09:34,947 --> 00:09:36,158 He's gone, Cam. 275 00:09:41,183 --> 00:09:43,375 Guys, we can't stand around all night. 276 00:09:43,521 --> 00:09:45,967 At some point, we have to talk to somebody. 277 00:09:46,489 --> 00:09:48,047 Now, come on. How about those two? 278 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:49,789 Let's go over there. 279 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,824 Oh, my God. I don't know why I'm so nervous. 280 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,374 - Hello, ladies. - Not interested. 281 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,343 Wow. I-I just said hello. 282 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:01,177 We're just kind of having a girls' night. 283 00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:03,227 Kathy, be nice. I'm Marcy. 284 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,296 - I'm Jay. This is Frank and, uh, Phil. - Hi. 285 00:10:06,297 --> 00:10:08,249 Hey-lo. I mean hey. Or hello. 286 00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:09,366 I don't know. 287 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,670 And for the record, I just wanted to introduce my friend. 288 00:10:11,671 --> 00:10:13,488 I wasn't trying to pick you up or anything. 289 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,030 I'm heartbroken. 290 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,318 We don't mean to disturb you. 291 00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:17,915 Oh, you're not disturbing us. 292 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,152 You have sweet eyes. 293 00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:21,302 Thank you. I'm from Florida. 294 00:10:21,303 --> 00:10:22,863 I love Florida! 295 00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:24,213 Would you like to sit down, Frank? 296 00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:26,285 Well, I, uh -- yeah, sure. 297 00:10:26,288 --> 00:10:27,235 Oh, my God. It's happening. 298 00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:29,965 For your information, I'm married to a gorgeous woman. 299 00:10:29,966 --> 00:10:31,572 - Uh-huh. - Dad, Jay and I 300 00:10:31,573 --> 00:10:33,139 - are gonna grab a drink from the bar. - Sure. 301 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,197 I think I have a picture of her here on this somewhere. 302 00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:36,886 - Let's go, Jay. - Yeah, she won beauty pageants. 303 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,062 - Okay. I'm a catch. - Mm-hmm. 304 00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:41,342 Let's get out of here. This place is dead, anyway. 305 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,973 Hey, there's Casanova! 306 00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:50,306 I didn't hear you come in last night. 307 00:10:50,307 --> 00:10:52,085 So -- so, uh, how did it go with Marcy? 308 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,325 Oh, it was okay. 309 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,486 But I actually met someone else 310 00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:56,737 while I was waiting for a taxi. 311 00:10:56,738 --> 00:10:58,344 Well, all right. 312 00:10:58,695 --> 00:11:00,648 And she's downstairs right now. 313 00:11:00,649 --> 00:11:02,221 Well, all right. 314 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:06,761 Truth is, I, um, have a bit of a situation. 315 00:11:06,762 --> 00:11:09,355 She says I owe her $500. 316 00:11:09,356 --> 00:11:11,174 Please tell me you broke something of hers. 317 00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:13,128 No, turns out she's a hooker. 318 00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:15,592 - You picked up a hooker? - Well, I didn't know she was a hooker. 319 00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:17,856 We're in my kitchen. We have to stop saying "hooker"! 320 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:19,151 You got to get her out of here 321 00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:20,606 before Claire gets back from yoga. 322 00:11:20,607 --> 00:11:22,715 She's not gonna leave until she gets the cash. 323 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,028 $500? I think you got ripped off. 324 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,406 - Hey, can I have a hit of that coffee? - Oh, that's fine. 325 00:11:27,407 --> 00:11:30,407 Trust me. He did not get ripped off. 326 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,764 No, that's good. It's yours. 327 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,318 $247. I'm gonna have to run to an ATM. 328 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,757 How could you not know?! 329 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,749 Well, the drinks, the flirting. 330 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,329 I couldn't think straight. 331 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,486 Have you ever touched the smooth, 332 00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:50,128 taut skin of a 48-year-old woman? 333 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:51,593 I hope to one day, 334 00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:53,469 but that's not gonna happen if Claire gets home and -- 335 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,053 - Hi! I'm back! - Hey! 336 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,576 Frank, did you have fun last night? 337 00:11:58,577 --> 00:11:59,098 - No. - He did not. 338 00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:00,738 Hey. Who's the woman in the kitchen? 339 00:12:00,739 --> 00:12:03,171 Beats me. I think I'll go freshen up. 340 00:12:03,454 --> 00:12:04,396 There's a woman in the kitchen? 341 00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:06,952 There's a woman in the kitchen. Yeah, she's a therapist. 342 00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:08,639 The therapist that you recommended. 343 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,005 So I decided it was a good idea. 344 00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:12,308 Oh, that means the world that you listened to me. 345 00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:14,553 - Thank you! - Ohh, you should get a shower upstairs. 346 00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:15,715 - Oh, no, I want to say hi. - No, not sweaty like that. 347 00:12:15,716 --> 00:12:16,524 You smell. 348 00:12:17,712 --> 00:12:18,686 No, uh... 349 00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:20,769 Hi! Hi, I'm Claire. 350 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,215 I'm Frank's daughter-in-law, 351 00:12:22,216 --> 00:12:23,832 and I just want to thank you so much 352 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,802 for coming and helping him out this way. 353 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,327 - It was my idea. - No, it wasn't. 354 00:12:27,328 --> 00:12:28,430 - Okay. - All right. 355 00:12:28,431 --> 00:12:30,778 No, hey. I've never told anyone this. 356 00:12:30,779 --> 00:12:33,256 But I have always wanted to do what you do. 357 00:12:33,409 --> 00:12:34,830 I think I'd be really good at it. 358 00:12:34,831 --> 00:12:36,478 - No, she wouldn't. - What are you talking about? 359 00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:38,415 It's basically what I already do for the whole neighborhood. 360 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,462 - At least this way, I get paid for it. - Mm. - Uh-huh. 361 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:42,265 You know, I got a standing 10:30 I got to get to. 362 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,353 - Yes. - Yes, you do! - Mom, I'm gonna throw up! 363 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:47,155 - Alex's hair smells like cheese! - It is not cheese! 364 00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:48,699 It is cruelty-free organic shampoo 365 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,896 with traces of churned goat's milk! 366 00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:50,965 So cheese! 367 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:52,175 Ew, I need a bucket! 368 00:12:52,176 --> 00:12:54,746 - Ugh! - Ladies, we have a guest. 369 00:12:54,747 --> 00:12:56,328 I am -- I'm really sorry about this. 370 00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:58,243 I'm just at my wit's end with these two. 371 00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:00,373 I don't suppose you have any experience with teenagers? 372 00:13:00,374 --> 00:13:01,218 Oh, no. 373 00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:03,657 You two remind me of me and my sister. 374 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,265 We used to fight all the time. 375 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,177 I used to accuse her of stealing my boyfriend. 376 00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:09,247 She would accuse me of trying to stab her. 377 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,321 - You know, sister stuff. - Oh, my God. 378 00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:13,793 Trust me, if I wanted to stab her, 379 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,607 that skank be stabbed. 380 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:18,906 She's not a therapist, is she? 381 00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:21,006 Just... 382 00:13:21,461 --> 00:13:22,569 I didn't sleep a wink. 383 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,530 I-I cannot stop thinking about Ronaldo. 384 00:13:24,531 --> 00:13:25,243 I know. 385 00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:28,022 I dreamt our wedding made the cover of Modern Gay Grooms 386 00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:30,663 and that there was a magazine called Modern Gay Grooms. 387 00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:33,320 Okay, that's -- that's Pepper. 388 00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:35,441 Let's just ask him to let Ronaldo take the lead. 389 00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:36,948 And -- and risk hurting Pepper? 390 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,000 For all we know, 391 00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,347 Ronaldo hasn't even given us a second thought. 392 00:13:40,678 --> 00:13:42,555 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 393 00:13:42,761 --> 00:13:44,599 What happened here yesterday was real. 394 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,594 Oh, Ronaldo! We felt it, too. 395 00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:47,614 But what about Pepper? 396 00:13:47,615 --> 00:13:49,001 - I left him. - What? 397 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,697 It's over. He doesn't look at me the way you do. 398 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,644 Ohh, this is all happening so fast. 399 00:13:53,969 --> 00:13:55,007 For me, too. 400 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,422 But my heart was racing when I left here. 401 00:13:57,773 --> 00:13:59,270 You are my muses-es. 402 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,475 Ohh. I feel so guilty. 403 00:14:01,476 --> 00:14:03,587 One quick look. No one has to know. 404 00:14:05,884 --> 00:14:08,079 Oh, Ronaldo, what have you done? 405 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:09,930 Mitchell! Cameron! 406 00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,725 Oh, no! Uh, uh, quick! Hide! 407 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll hide. 408 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,887 Cam, not you. Okay, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. 409 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,266 Ronaldo left me. 410 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:20,083 - What?! No! - The swine! 411 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,125 Someone put it in his head 412 00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:23,417 that he could do this without me. 413 00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:25,579 But mark my words, I will destroy him 414 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,748 and whatever wedding he thinks he's planning. 415 00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:29,293 Okay, well, that's one way to go. 416 00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:31,928 Daddies, there's a man in the bathroom. 417 00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:33,676 - What? - That -- that's a wiggles song. 418 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:37,263 - That's a wiggles song. - * Daddy, there's a man in the bathroom * 419 00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:38,426 ♪ There's a man in the bathroom ♪ 420 00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:40,291 - * He's in the shower * - It's okay, honey. It's okay. 421 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:42,194 Ronaldo was nothing before I found him, 422 00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:45,305 living in squalor in a dump barely bigger than this. 423 00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,903 How could he do this to me? 424 00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:49,559 Because you never listen to anybody! 425 00:14:49,677 --> 00:14:52,701 I have good ideas, but you're too thick-headed to hear them! 426 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,771 Ronaldo, how did you get here? 427 00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:59,289 It was you two. You plotted against me. 428 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:02,368 I bet that's not even a wiggles song, is it? 429 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,184 - Is it?! - No. 430 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,221 Pepper, we can explain. 431 00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:12,187 Do you have any idea how hard I work? 432 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,520 Well, maybe that's part of the problem. 433 00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,857 I mean, you've been through the mill, Pepper. 434 00:15:16,858 --> 00:15:17,692 Heard it. 435 00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:20,530 I've done 53 gay weddings. 436 00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:22,037 And... 437 00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:25,326 And... 438 00:15:25,741 --> 00:15:26,832 None of them are mine. 439 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:27,902 Ohh. Pepper. 440 00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,539 And whose fault is that? 441 00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:31,817 I feel like you're implying mine, 442 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:33,265 but I really don't see it. 443 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,681 How can a man with such flare for setting tables 444 00:15:35,682 --> 00:15:37,812 leave no seat for one who loves him?! 445 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,134 - Oh, my God. - Ronaldo's in love with Pepper. 446 00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,812 I know. That's why I said, "oh, my God." 447 00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:44,102 Pepper, do you hear what Ronaldo is saying? 448 00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,895 Of course I do. I'm not a fool. 449 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,626 He thinks I can't set a table. 450 00:15:47,627 --> 00:15:48,853 - No. - No, no, no. 451 00:15:48,854 --> 00:15:51,361 Ronaldo is in love with you. Go to him. 452 00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:52,135 What? 453 00:15:54,511 --> 00:15:55,648 You're in love with me? 454 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:58,968 Sí. It is true. Yes. 455 00:15:58,969 --> 00:16:00,676 God, that would drive me crazy. 456 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,852 Ronaldo, I-I don't know what to say. 457 00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:05,812 I mean, of course, when I hired you, 458 00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:07,549 I found you very attractive. 459 00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:09,770 That's why I hire all my people. 460 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,109 But I... 461 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:14,834 I never thought you... 462 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,008 would find me... 463 00:16:17,785 --> 00:16:18,838 Perfecto? 464 00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:22,617 Because that's what you are -- perfect. 465 00:16:22,618 --> 00:16:25,052 No. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I can't. 466 00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:32,416 Gloria, I forgot my towel! 467 00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:35,070 Here it is. Nice and toasty from the dryer. 468 00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:37,566 Gloria! 469 00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:39,740 She ran to the store. Breakfast in 5. 470 00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:41,889 Your underpants are pressed and on your bed. 471 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:44,434 Gloria! 472 00:16:44,572 --> 00:16:46,858 So, if I'm hearing you right, you're not so much mad 473 00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:48,185 about the prostitute in the kitchen 474 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,787 as you are about my lying to you. 475 00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,679 No, I'm mad about the prostitute in the kitchen. 476 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,485 - Hmm. - That's my bad. 477 00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:54,582 Yes, it is. It's your bad, Frank. Very bad. 478 00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:57,143 Look, I'm a progressive woman. 479 00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:58,758 I-I took a pole-dancing class. 480 00:16:58,759 --> 00:17:00,794 I sent my daughter to college with condoms. 481 00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:02,870 Wait, now, I think that sends the wrong message. 482 00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,744 - Thank you very much. - No! You don't get to judge! 483 00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,895 I... Frank, I'm -- 484 00:17:07,856 --> 00:17:10,637 I know you're upset about Annie breaking up with you. 485 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,618 Wait, Annie didn't break up with me. 486 00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:14,569 I broke up with her. 487 00:17:14,812 --> 00:17:16,897 - W-what? - Why? I thought she was so great! 488 00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:20,534 Well, I got scared. I didn't know how to... 489 00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:22,544 be with another woman. 490 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,606 I thought your mother and I would be together forever. 491 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:26,365 - Ah... - I'm sorry, dad. 492 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,833 I never would have gone through with it last night, 493 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:32,473 but, uh, Jeannie was so nice and professional. 494 00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:34,029 Well, thank you, Frank. 495 00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:35,832 And for what it's worth, 496 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,638 you got nothing to be nervous about. 497 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,736 You were wonderful. 498 00:17:38,737 --> 00:17:40,654 Really? You think so? 499 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:41,731 Yeah. 500 00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,350 If you love that woman, you should go get her back. 501 00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:45,867 She'll be lucky to have you. 502 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,247 Seriously, I see a lot of guys your age. 503 00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:49,276 Most of them can barely -- 504 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,275 Okay. Let's get you in that cab. 505 00:17:51,276 --> 00:17:52,852 I love your kids. 506 00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:54,530 That Alex is like a little me. 507 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,715 - Yeah! - Oh, my God. 508 00:17:57,629 --> 00:17:59,985 Good morning, boss, junior boss. 509 00:17:59,986 --> 00:18:01,621 Grab a seat and check it out. 510 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,172 Egg-white omelet, high-protein smoothies, 511 00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:05,609 then I thought we could put on our running shoes and go -- 512 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,761 I need to cut you off right there, chief. 513 00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:10,045 Seems my wife overstepped her bounds. 514 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:12,528 - Now, you seem like a nice guy. - Thanks. 515 00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:14,824 But I don't think you're the best fit for this house. 516 00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:17,238 - Are -- are you serious? - I'm afraid so. 517 00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:18,186 Okay. 518 00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:20,189 It was the underpants, wasn't it? 519 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,109 That didn't help. 520 00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:23,859 Man, I came on too strong. Gosh dang it! 521 00:18:23,879 --> 00:18:25,972 My dad warned me about that when I turned 14. 522 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:28,901 He said, "son, you're about to be the man of the family. 523 00:18:28,902 --> 00:18:30,067 "You got to learn to give people time 524 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,168 to see how special you are." 525 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,698 Why were you the man of the family? 526 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,201 - He sort of died. - How? 527 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,133 I don't want to bring you down, little man. 528 00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:38,225 Neither did my dad. 529 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,376 He'd say, "my disease can't be all bad 530 00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:41,785 if it rhymes with 'answer.'" 531 00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:46,218 those are the flaxseed muffins that I just baked. 532 00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:48,828 I'll just take them out and get out of here. 533 00:18:48,829 --> 00:18:49,952 Andy, wait. 534 00:18:51,524 --> 00:18:52,830 We're never gonna eat them. 535 00:18:53,168 --> 00:18:56,199 Well, then... I'm sorry it didn't work out. 536 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,509 What didn't work out? 537 00:18:57,561 --> 00:18:58,855 My mission here. 538 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,565 It was really nice to meet you, though, Mrs. P. 539 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,020 You didn't even give him a chance. 540 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:04,947 We took a vote, mom. 541 00:19:04,948 --> 00:19:06,167 You got to respect the vote. 542 00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:08,844 No! You make me hire these nannies that I don't like. 543 00:19:08,845 --> 00:19:11,275 But when I find one that I like, you fire him?! 544 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,199 I am the one that spends most of the time around here! 545 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,151 - So I get to pick! - Shh. 546 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:21,252 Sometimes the louder we are, the less we're heard. 547 00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:23,661 - You're frustrated right now, aren't you? - Yes. 548 00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:25,950 Because you feel like they're not hearing you. 549 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,654 Yes. 550 00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:30,639 Well, that's exactly how they feel. 551 00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:35,685 I'm sorry that I ignored your feelings. 552 00:19:37,365 --> 00:19:40,375 I promise that I will try not to yell so much. 553 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,437 - You're hired. - What?! 554 00:19:42,438 --> 00:19:45,024 You better drink that smoothie. We're going on a run! 555 00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:46,623 This isn't over. 556 00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:49,592 Life isn't easy. 557 00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:52,296 Sometimes we just need a little help. 558 00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:54,522 Getting your confidence back, 559 00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:56,749 getting on the same page, 560 00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:00,081 getting out of your own way. 561 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,918 Or just getting moving. 562 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,634 And I'm pleased as punch to be the one -- 563 00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:12,150 Okay, this is tough enough without all the yammering! 564 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,860 Sorry. Whoo! 565 00:20:16,572 --> 00:20:18,076 What would you like to dance to? 566 00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:21,025 I have to tell you we have to have some sort of square dancing. 567 00:20:21,026 --> 00:20:22,494 We're not doing country. 568 00:20:22,495 --> 00:20:23,756 - No square dancing. - We're not. 569 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,210 - There will be no hoedown tonight. - Pepper and I are on... 570 00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,230 My family is going to throw a fit. 571 00:20:28,231 --> 00:20:29,695 - They'll riot. - We're not getting married for them. 572 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,987 We're getting married for us. 573 00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:32,870 And I think we have a decorative cake out front, 574 00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:34,384 and then we have sheet cakes in the back. 575 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:37,664 Oh, I see! Is that the theme you're going for -- tacky?! 576 00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:38,491 Sheet -- like a sheet. 577 00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:40,976 Oh, "sheet." I thought he said "chic cake." 578 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:44,237 All of my cakes are chic. 579 00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:45,637 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 42454

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