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What's all this?
I said one suitcase.

I need choices, Jay.

Colombia's not one
of your more formal nations.

The guy on their money
is sitting in a lawn chair.

Ay. I cannot believe that
my little baby's leaving me.

You know, I left the glass
doors open downstairs.

So right now, your actual
baby may be leaving.

Ahhh!
One robe.

I guess we know what
everyone will be talking about

my second morning there.

Manny is visiting Gloria's family
for about a month, I hope.

I just have to get him on a plane
before Gloria has a meltdown

and changes her mind.

'Cos if he doesn't go to Colombia,

Colombia comes to me.

It's happened before.

- �Ah� est�! �Gloria!
- �Gloria! �Gloria!

Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God!
- What?!

Oh! It's Mitchell.
We won.

- Ay, that's great!
- What we won?

It's fantastic. We've waited
so long. What did we won?!

The supreme court ruling.
Gay marriage is legal.

Ay! Congratulations!

Thanks, Gloria.

Can I talk to Cam?

Uh, yes. Hold on.

- Here.
- Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's Mitchell.

Hi. Hey.

I gotta go. But can you believe
this finally happened?

I know. It's amazing.
We'll celebrate tonight.

- I love you.
- Celebrate what?

Oh. Well, Jay,
hold on to your hat.

But as of today in California,

it's legal for a man
to marry another man!

Ew. He threw up.

He just needs some time
to get used to the idea, honey.

- It's so great, Cam.
- Yeah, I'm happy for you guys.

Gloria, Manny needs
his birth certificate

to re-enter the country.

Any idea where it is?

I don't know.

Oh, that's right. He leaves today.
You must be a wreck.

She's not a wreck.
She's a rock.

Now, looked, and
it's not in the safe.

This one had her
first sleepover last week.

I just had to tough
my way through it.

He picked me up in the dark.

I can't find that birth
certificate anywhere, Jay.

Maybe it's a sign and --

it's a sign we need
a refresher meeting

on what goes in the safe.

Here's a preview -- no shoes.

Look, I looked online,

and we can get a copy
if we go to the courthouse.

That's what we're gonna do.
In the car.

We'll be back in an hour.

Hey, Cam. Congratulations.
Go, gay marriage.

He did it again.

Ay, s�.

Okay. Well...

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So tell me, Cam.

How does it work when
it is between two men?

Well, I don't really
feel comfortable

talking about that...
in front of Lily.

I know how that works.

I rented the wrong movie once.

Did you see "Glen, Garry,
Glenn, and Ross"?

Uh, no.

- Why don't you go play?
- What I mean is,

who proposes to who?

I don't know. We've talked about it,
if it ever became legal.

Okay, and now it is.
So are you going to do it today?

Well, it just happened.

- I haven't really had --
- Oh, you have to do it today.

Every couple deserve
a beautiful proposal story.

Well, I have always adored
my mom and dad's story.

He plowed "will you marry me?"
into a snowy field

right outside of her window.

And then he tried to re-create it

for their 25th wedding anniversary.

But there was no snow,
so he burned it into a cornfield.

Bad idea.

You know, but mama did get
a second ring out of it

with the F.E.M.A. money.

Ay, I wish I also had
a romantic story.

One day, we were
watching TV before dinner,

and Jay says,
"Manny, hand me that thing."

And Manny gives him the ring.

I mean, I was very happy,
of course,

but it is not the best story.

At least Javier was
on top of a dolphin.

Soldiers talk about that moment
when they shut off,

when the war finally wins.

- Get down!
- Shut up!

I can't see the TV!

Turn the fan on!

Oh, stop yelling!
My head's going to explode!

For me, that moment is four days
into summer vacation.

Hey, honey. What's up?

Do you remember when
summer meant fireflies

and cutoff shorts
and ice-cream trucks?

Well, one out of three.

We'll get our time. They're all
going away at some point, right?

Yeah, Haley's got her beach trip,

and Alex is doing
habitat for humanity,

and Luke has camp.

If I remember, I think we have
six hours totally kid-free on...

Oh, the 14th.

Hey, if we moved Alex's flight,

we could have, like,
10 or 12 hours.

Dream bigger, hot pants.

Step aside.

Sometimes I don't know if
I love how much I fear Claire,

or fear how much I love her.

Ohh.

22nd to the 8th for Alex,

Luke to the 14th,

Haley gets a day there.

- Come on.
- That's it, beautiful mind.

Harness that crazy
into something positive.

Shh! If I can get Alex
to move her habitat for humanity

from Oklahoma to Sacramento

and Luke to move
his camp session,

they will both overlap
with Haley's vacation,

and I just bought us
seven kid-free days.

- Witchcraft!
- Yes.

I've outdone myself, Gloria.

I booked the restaurant
from our first date,

the same table
overlooking the ocean,

and I'll do it at sunset,

which I've recently discovered
is my ideal lighting.

That's so romantic.

I know! Isn't it?

Oh. Oh! Oh, okay.
Oh, that's Mitchell.

Gotta go.

Oh, don't let him hear
the excitement in your voice.

You're right. You're right.

- What?
- I'm at that coffee shop on 3rd,

and I forgot my wallet.

Can you come bail me out?

Ugh. Isn't this convenient?

It actually was.
I was only two blocks away.

But when I got there,
I realized it was all a ploy

so he could propose.

But it was so sweet,

I just decided to ditch
my plans and let him do it.

Mitchell, I'm so sorry,

but there is a massive
pileup on the 405,

and, well, I have
to go pick up Lily.

And maybe you could just
call Claire or something?

Cam, Cam, I got, like,
50 cents to my name.

Have you decided on a tea?

Do they all cost the same?

Yeah.

Look at that line.

Probably everybody getting
their gay marriage license.

I think it's just called
a marriage license.

Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe we should go home
and forget about it.

What?

I've been reading up on some
of those tropical diseases --

- malaria, yellow fever, rabies.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm high risk, Jay.
I'm a big hand shaker.

You're fine.
You've had all your shots.

And that Paco Rabanne
will scare away any mosquitoes.

Jay, I'm scared.

I'm not sure I want
to go through with it.

We didn't drive all the way
down here for that piece of paper

for you to get cold feet
at the last second.

And what happened, anyway?

You've been looking forward
to this day for months.

I know. But maybe
we should wait until next year.

I'm still kind of young
to be doing this.

We're not waiting.

I already paid for you,
and your mother signed off.

This is happening.

Great day, huh?

- Hello!
- Oh, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.

I've had so many cups of tea,

they gave me
my own one of these.

Ohh. Here you go.

So congratulations
on the whole marriage thing.

- How amazing is that, right?
- Yeah.

We gonna hear some
big gay wedding bells soon?

- Ah, well, just wedding bells.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah, of course.
We've always talked about it.

But, you know,

it's just -- just a matter
of finding the right timing.

And then there -- there's
a couple of other factors --

the tax implications
and estate planning.

Oh, stop. I'm swooning.

I'm just being practical.

You're the same way.

You -- you told Phil to take back
your engagement ring

and buy you a washer/dryer.

Well, don't put this back on me.
Come on.

What is Cam's biggest
complaint about you?

You're not romantic.

This is your opportunity.

Mitchell, you should
go home tonight

and surprise him with a big,
splashy proposal.

He would really like it
if I proposed to him.

I guess I could stop
after work and pick up a card.

- And --
- Oh, my God. You're hopeless.

- I know.
- Mitchell, okay.

- This is what you do.
- Oh, boy.

It really should be
your own idea, though.

No! Come on, come on.
I need help. Please?

Fine. Okay.

Tonight, you cook him
his favorite meal.

- You open the best bottle of wine.
- Mm-hmm.

And just as the two of you
are sitting down to enjoy it,

you break up with him.

What? Why?

Because then,
as he is at his lowest,

you pop the question.

He goes from agony to ecstasy!

It's so romantic.

You're kidding, right?

More traditional? Okay. Y--

All right.
You look into his eyes...

And you say, "I saw a doctor.

He found a small dark mass."

What are you?

And then just as he begins to cry,

you pull out a black box
with a ring in it.

There's your small dark mass!
It's genius!

Y-you're a disaster.

You could go the disaster route, too.

Did you ever hear how I told Phil
we were gonna have Luke?

I said, "thousands of children
die every day..."

Dad?

I'm sorry. Was I being
proud of you too loud?

What are you doing?

Going off to habitat,
helping all those people.

Honey, I'm speechless.

Thanks. I just thought it was --

But are we sure about Oklahoma?

There's so many needy people
right up in Sacramento.

And it's driving distance.

I already signed up
for my work detail,

and I've been e-mailing
with my tentmate.

Yeah. No, you're right.

I guess it's just...

No.

Never mind.

What is it?

No, it's stupid.

I've just never been so far away

from my baby girl before.

Not now, waterworks.
Not now.

Oh, daddy.

You okay, dad?

Oh, hey, buddy.
Never been better.

You're so thoughtful.

I'm gonna miss that when you go off
to camp on the 14th.

Little wiffle golf?

Wait. I can't go
to camp on the 14th.

I have to go when Carly's going.

- Who's Carly?
- Shh!

She's this girl I like,
and she's here right now.

Well, all the more reason

to change camp sessions.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
It's foolproof.

Not this fool. Forget it.

What about all the new girls
you're gonna meet?

You're only 14.

Do you really want to be tied down?

Yes!

- Oh, Luke, watch. I-I got it.
- Okay.

Okay.

Nice!

Oh, hi, Mr. Dunphy.

Sorry we moved
the furniture around.

I was showing Luke the flip
I did at tumbling sectionals.

Oh, no. That's my mom.

But I can leave you guys
this old movie I brought over.

It's called "Dirty dancing."

Never let her go.

Hey, Carly's mom. Phil Dunphy.
Big fan of your daughter.

- Thank you.
- Get off me!

So, yeah, heads up. Luke's got
to change his camp session.

- You guys may want to do the same.
- No.

My husband and I have been
working the white board all week,

and we just bought
three days away from that.

- It wasn't even me!
- Bank it!

Carly!

Okay, Manny, remember,
as soon as you land,

watch out for Malaria.

Why? I got a shot for that.

Can we hurry this up?

No, I'm look about
your cousin Malaria.

She's coming to pick you up,
but she might have Rubella.

- What?
- That's her daughter.

But make room in the car because
she could have diphtheria.

Who's diphtheria?

Ay, Manny, diphtheria is a disease.

That's why I want you to be
apart from her in the car.

Okay, let's go.
Gloria, better say goodbye here.

He's got to hurry
to get through security.

- But there's no line.
- For now.

A senior tour bus just pulled up.

You know how much
private wanding that is?

Half their skeletons are metal.

Ay, Manny, please.
Call me as soon as you land.

- I'll miss you.
- And we're walking.

I love you!

- Wait.
- No. Up!

I forgot to give mom
this card I wrote.

Uh, no, no, no. I'll handle it.

Safe trip, buddy. Safe trip.

We're out of here.

No, let's wait until
he gets to the top.

Who wants ice cream?
Huh?

What if he never comes back?

Oh, honey, no one ever leaves home
and doesn't come back.

I did.

Hey, honey.

I've been mulling over
your Sacramento decision.

It wasn't exactly my --

of course I want
my baby girl close,

but I got to get used
to you leaving.

Because college --
and knowing you, a great college --

is right around the corner.

Am I right?

Now, habitat will look good
on an application,

but does Sacramento
really move the needle?

I have another place in mind.

Little hint -- it starts with an "el."

El Salvador? Are you serious?

They have an unstable government

and -- and earthquakes.

Boats. Looks like there's a h-hill.

I'm just saying, you don't push
yourself at this stage,

you wind up
at a second-tier college.

Soon you've lost all your ambition.

You're just drifting through life,

hoping someone offers you
an "M-R-S" degree.

Is that who you want to be?

Hey, princess. Second breakfast?

Fun.

So, big beach trip coming up, huh?

Yeah.

Can't get better than late July,

- unless it's early aug--
- Save it, dad.

I know you and mom want
the house to yourselves.

Nope.

I'm the last piece
of the puzzle, right?

What's it worth to you?

Fine.

How about I pay
for gas and two dinners?

Mnh-mnh. Gas,

all dinners, groceries,
two new bathing suits,

- a boogie board, one of those --
- Are you crazy?

- No. I'm also not done.
- Yes, you are done.

You know why?

You know another way this shakes out?
You don't go.

That's right.
Overplay your hand, I pull the plug,

you blow your last chance
for a good time with your friends.

Word gets out
that you're not cool.

Then school starts.

You end up with your nose
in a book all year.

No friends, no dates,
not caring how you look.

Is that who you want to be?

Turns out Mitchell really
had forgotten his wallet,

so proposing wasn't even
on his radar.

My plan was bulletproof.

He was gonna be as blindsided

as the fattest hog
on founder's day,

and I was...

Pretty darn proud of myself.

I had the ideal proposal.

Cam once told me
that all he wanted

was someone to sit in a rocking chair
and grow old with.

So while we're at dinner,

Claire is setting up
two rocking chairs

next to the fireplace,
with a bottle of champagne.

Ohh. He is going to...

Squeal like a berkshire white
in a four-man pig toss.

Gosh durn it,
I miss founder's day.

This is a little bit fancy
for just a quick bite.

Well, who knows if
they can even get us in?

Let me check.

Reservation for Tucker.

Is everything set up
with the table?

Yeah.

The restaurant where
we had our first date,

the sunset lighting
that Cam loves...

He was going to propose.

I-I-I was so touched,

but at the same time,
he was ruining the one chance I had

for romantic redemption.

Oh, I'm feeling really queasy, Cam.

No, no, no. You'll be okay
once we sit down.

I think I need to go home.
Sorry.

Oh! S-- excuse me. Sorry.

No, no, no. We'll get you
some ginger ale, some crackers.

Mnh-mnh. I'm --
I got to run to the restroom.

You -- you grab the car.

Well, you'll feel better
after you throw up.

Okay, new plan.
We're coming back early.

Is everything set up?

You said two hours.
We haven't even left yet.

- Well, hurry!
- Just stall.

Tell him that...
Haley had a hemorrhage,

and you're her blood type,

- so you h--
- I'm not doing that, you ghoul.

Just get back to the house and --

- Gloria.
- Cam, how did it go?

- Did he-- - It didn't happen.
I have to go with the backup plan.

Fortunately, I had an
alternate proposal scenario

in case there was a problem.

Jay and Gloria were babysitting,
so I asked them to re-create

the picnic under
the stars we had

the night we moved in
to our first apartment.

Mitchell would take one look and...

Sob like a Tony winner.

I got the picnic basket.

But you know what is going
to be hard to find?

My interest in this
whole damn thing?

No, the blue-and-white tablecloth.

Here it is. It was
in the occasions closet.

They keep their tools
in a pillowcase,

but they have an occasions closet?

What are you guys doing here?

Oh. Cam is going
to propose to Mitch,

so we're here
to help him set it up.

- At is coconuts!
- Oh.

Mitchell asked us to do
the same thing for him.

Well, that just makes me
want to stay

and see how this
whole thing works out.

Oh, we can. Let's set it up
and then we'll hide somewhere.

Ay, yes, in the occasion closet.

No. We do what
they asked and leave.

We never had these problems.

This is what happens when
they let men marry men.

That cannot be a coincidence.

Sorry about the detour.

I was just worried about
the pileup on the 405.

Oh, take your time.
The drive's actually soothing me.

Oh! Oh, my gosh!

- Oh!
- What -- what was that?

Oh. I think it's a blown tire.
It's okay.

Well, I know there's a spare.
Do -- do we have the tools?

- Yeah, yeah. They're in the
pillowcase in the trunk. - Right.

Why do you have to be so grouchy?

We're giving them
a beautiful story.

Everybody deserves one.

I'm an idiot.

Oh, you're not an idiot.
You're not as romantic as some --

These things peel off on the back,

and I've been gluing 'em.

Why do I even bother?
You don't care about this stuff.

What's that supposed to mean?

Yeah, like when you proposed to me.

"Hey, Manny, hand me that thing."

That's my whole story.

Hang on. That wasn't my fault.
I had something big planned.

You asked him for the ring.

I was asking for the remote.
He jumped the gun.

He was supposed
to give me the ring

later that night
at the restaurant.

The waiter was gonna come by
and offer coffee.

I was gonna say,
"no, thank you. It'll keep me up,

"and lately, I've been
loving my dreams,

and there's one in particular
I hope comes true."

Manny gives me the ring.

I say, "Gloria --"

Yes, Jay! Yes, I marry you!

I love my new story.

Little heads-up -- there's no way
I'm not crying at this wedding.

Phil, you cried on the way here.

I was on the brink already.

I watched "Dirty dancing"
before we left.

Yeah.

Text from my dad.

Oh, no.

He wants me to come visit him
for a couple of days,

but it's right in the middle
of our kid-free week.

Oh, that's too bad.
I guess you could take two days.

I may have mentioned to Frank

that Phil might be
available that week.

The only thing better
than a kid-free week

is a couple of days
carved out just for mama.

Perfect.

Yeah.

Hey, you remember
the day I oposed to you?

Of course I do.

I don't remember
the exact date, but, yes.

March 19, 1994.

Oh. Yeah.

I was in such a bad mood
that afternoon.

I was on day two
of a St. Patrick's hangover.

I don't remember that.

I just remember
how crazy in love I was.

I couldn't wait to ask you.

I even ran a red light
on the way to pick you up.

I still have the ticket.

No, you don't.
Why would you say something like that?

Are you kidding me?
I was racing to my life.

It's in a box at my dad's
with a bunch of other stuff --

the program from that concert
where I met you...

...the matchbook with the fake number
on it you gave me...

the souvenir goblet
from our first date.

You really think I'd throw away
all those beautiful memories...

...Milady?

I haven't seen that stuff
for a long time.

I got to dig it out
when I see my dad.

Okay, stop.
Sorry.

What?

I told your dad to call you

because I wanted
some time for myself.

Yeah, couple of days away
from my perfect, romantic husband,

who is far too good

for this cold-hearted,
bloodless wife-bot.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You have blood.

Honey, I just put the chairs
in front of the fireplace.

You made it romantic.

Mitchell's right. I'm a ghoul.

Come here.

You're romantic, too,
in your own funny way.

- We're just different.
- Mm.

So what if I'm more sentimental?

Ugh. My mom.

I mean, sure...

Marriage needs romance.

You know what it also needs?

"Spoke to Phil,
and he suggested --"

Forgiveness.

Okay. Spare, please.

Yes, doctor.

I can't believe this has happened
to us so many times,

we actually have a system.

Oh, I know.
You've come a long way

from the first time
you ever saw a jack.

- Remember, you couldn't believe --
- I'm sorry. This is amazing.

I am lifting a car right now.

I am the strongest man in the world.

Oh, do you remember
that time in Yosemite

when it was snowing so bad?

Yeah. What was that,
like six years ago?

Oh, gosh.
No, it was before Lily,

so it was at least seven or eight.

God, it is -- it's going by so fast.

Yeah. You're telling me.

You know, it's a
different world down there

than it was 24 hours ago.

Cam, tire. Tire!

Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my -- oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

It's gonna be a different world

for the people
in that yellow house.

This is not at all how I saw
the evening going.

Ohh.

Honey, you have no idea.

Do you remember
our first apartment?

Yes. What -- what made you
think of that?

I don't know.

The stars.

All right. Come on.
Let's do this.

Yeah.

- Yes.
- Yes.

Hey, there, you with
the stars on your thighs.

Huh? It's an old song.
I thought I would...

Eh, why do I bother?

- What is this?
- Oh. Oh, that's from Manny.

I was hoping to wait and give it
to you in a couple of days.

But, uh, just remember
that he's fine.

He's only a plane ride away.

Nice.

I'm going to wash my face.

Okay.

I hope that my cousins
don't take him riding the horses

or shooting the guns.

I know that he's
almost a man, but...

Jay?

"Make sure you take care of Jay.

"Please call me after his
checkup on Thursday.

I'll miss you guys so much."

Nice, huh?

Nice?

I'm gonna mail him his other robe.

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