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EYCH
One, two! One, two, three, four!
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Wow! A Big City
movie theater!
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Back home, the theater
only had one screen,
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and an owl infestation.
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This'll be
a nice change of pace
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for our family
movie night!
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Yaayy!
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Huh? Kiss of Death?
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Coool!
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-Next, please.
-Hey, there.
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We'll take
four tickets for--
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Hey, give me a million tickets
for Kiss of Death!
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I'll pay
with all my jelly beans!
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Kiss of Death?
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Yeah! I only just saw
the poster,
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but I think it's
about an undead rebel
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on a quest for vengeance.
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He leaves a trail of carnage
and destruction in his path!
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It's perfect
for a manly dude like me!
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Sounds inappropriate.
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Besides, we've already
decided to go see
Croblins 2!
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Golly gee!
Croblins 2!
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Aw, come on, Dad!
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Croblins is for babies!
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I want to be treated
like an adult,
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and you want to take me
to a movie about pixies
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singin' songs
and eatin' candy!
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I'm a man now.
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I'm basically the patriarch
of this family,
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-after Gramma.
-Smart boy.
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I just don't think
you're mature enough
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for a movie
like Kiss of Death.
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Besides, in Croblins,
sometimes they throw in
jokes only adults get.
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That's just as good!
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Plus, it'll probably have
a dance party at the end.
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You love dance parties,
Cricket!
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Heh heh, yeah, I sure do.
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I mean, that sounds dumb!
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You're still a kid.
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You don't need
to be in such a rush
to grow up.
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So who's ready
for Croblins?!
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Croblins! Croblins!
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-Croblins!
-Mmm!
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Since we're here
a little early,
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I'll go grab us
some popcorn.
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Meet you
in the theater.
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I'll go save us some seats
before the good ones
get taken.
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It'll be dog-eat-dog
in there!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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Well, I'm gonna
go explorin'!
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Ha! Heyah!
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Whoo!
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- What the-- ?
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Oh, man, just look
at all these little kids.
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Of course they're all
goin' to see Croblins!
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Take a photo of me, Mommy!
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Oh, so precious!
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Croblins!
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Toot, toot, bajoo!
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Croblin wants to hug you!
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Oh, I'll give ya a hug!
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I love you, cardboard Croblin.
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Ooh!
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Listen, Croblin,
I don't like you!
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I love bein' silly!
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Well, I don't wanna see
a silly movie!
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I love all the babies in the world!
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Yeah?
Well, I'm not a baby!
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I'm a mature adult
who does mature things!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Uh, he started it, officer.
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'Sup?
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Wow! Teenagers!
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Love the way
you trashed that Croblin.
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That was very fire.
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We hate Croblins.
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Like, literally.
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Right?
They're the worst!
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They're all like,
"Toot, toot, bajoo!"
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Good one, dude.
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Thanks. So is your dad
also makin' you see Croblins?
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I don't listen to my dad.
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We're seein'
Kiss of Death.
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Hey! That's
the movie I want to see!
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Uh, I mean, that's
the movie I am seein'.
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Can I sit
with you guys?
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Sure, man.
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Hey, can I scope
that sweet Croblins
impression again?
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Oh, you mean this one?
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Ooh! I love hugs!
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-Oh, wow.
-That's good.
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Watchin' this movie
with some teens
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will definitely
up my maturity game.
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Exploring!
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Exploring!
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Explor--
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Oh, hello.
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Do you need
some 3-D glasses?
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3-D glasses?
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That's right!
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"See
a whole new dimension."
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Huh! A whole new dimens--
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aaaaah!
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Kid, are you okay?
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This new dimension
is so similar,
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yet so different.
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You know they only work
when you're watching
the movie, right?
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In this dimension,
this must be
some kind of hat!
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This takes my explorin'
up a notch.
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"Best Popcorn
in the Galaxy"?
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Don't mind if I do.
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-Next.
-One large popcorn, please.
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Comin' right up.
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You know, popcorn is one
of my favorite foods.
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Fascinating.
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Uch! This popcorn
is cold and stale!
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This bucket says
"Best Popcorn in the Galaxy."
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Yeah. It's just like
a bunch of words
on a bucket.
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What?! No, son.
It's a promise.
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And, by golly, I'm gonna
make sure it's an honest one.
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Uh, sir? Sir!
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Now, I gotta find
the best seats.
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Aha!
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Time to take what's mine!
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Excuse me, young man.
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I'm tryin' to find
some seats,
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but my eyes just aren't
what they used to be.
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Well, how many seats
do you need?
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Well, one for me,
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one for my son,
my doctor, and my priest,
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because, well,
you just never know.
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Uh, you know what?
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Why don't you take
our seats?
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Oh, my!
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What a nice young man.
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Thank you!
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Heh! Suckers.
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All right, Kiss of Death,
here we come!
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Hey, folks, welcome
to Kiss of Death.
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Please have
your tickets ready.
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Ticket!
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There you go.
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--Bless you.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Curse my good manners!
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Sorry, kid. I can't let
you in without a ticket.
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Oh, I think I just
misplaced it is all.
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You guys go get seats,
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and I'll get
this sorted out.
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How does that sound?
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That sounds...
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...cool.
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Okay, great,
see you guys in a minute.
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All right, partner,
I think we both know
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I'm tryin' to sneak
into this movie.
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But I'm very mature
for my age,
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and I think you should
consider lettin' me in.
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I do like your
straightforward honesty,
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but I can't let you in
without a ticket.
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Completely understand.
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I'll be on my way now,
good sir.
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He really was
mature for his age.
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-Aaah! I wanna see
the movie!
-Hey!
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It's not fair!
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Fine. I'll just find
another way in.
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Aha! I'm comin' for you,
Kiss of Death!
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Hey, stop!
Security!
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A new dimension!
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The paradigm shifts
before my very eyes.
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The land is lush and fertile.
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Let's see how the food is.
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Oh, my gosh. I had no idea
you were sentient.
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This must be
the power reactor.
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Keep up the good work,
Mr. Engineer!
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Huh? Aah!
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The key to great popcorn
is the right ingredients.
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Like a nice cob
of home-grown
Montgomery Reserve.
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You just carry
that around with you?
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Oh, never leave home
without one.
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- Add a little salt.
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Take a whiff.
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Smell the difference?
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Huh. I-- I can smell
the difference!
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Ya see? Soon, you'll be makin'
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the Best Popcorn
in the Galaxy.
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Ahh! Best seats in the house.
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Hey! That seat's taken!
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-Scram!
-Ohh!
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-Nuh-uh!
-Aah!
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Grr!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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Heh. Piece of cake.
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Huh?
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Oh, boy, best seat
in the house.
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You might be
a bit harder to toss.
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Aw, shoot! A dead end!
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Hey, kid,
come outta there!
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Oh, man, oh, man!
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Time to come out, kiddo!
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Nnn!
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Oh, geez, there's
gotta be another way
into the theater!
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I can't believe it!
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-It's right there!
-Aha! Found you!
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- Aah!
- -Yes! You found me!
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I am new to this world.
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We are discoverin'
each other.
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You are
a beautiful creature.
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Okay, time to go.
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Take me to your leader!
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Thank you, Tilly.
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Yaah! Ooh!
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Hey, guys!
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You're just in time,
dude.
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The movie's
about to start.
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Ooh, boy!
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Sounds like
she's about done.
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Wow! I've never seen
such a perfect yield!
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What are you waitin' for?
Try some!
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--Whoa! Are you okay?
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This is the best popcorn
I've ever tasted!
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From now on,
I will work to maintain
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the high standard
of popping corn
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we've set here today!
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I'm proud of you, son.
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Excuse me!
Can I get my popcorn now?
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My movie starts
in five minutes!
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Of course.
With this new technique,
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I'll have your popcorn
ready in about an hour!
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-I'm missing the previews!
-What about my popcorn?
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What have you done?
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Oh, uh, quality
over quantity?
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Get his popcorn!
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Aah!
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Back, creatures!
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Get away from
my alternate dimension Papa!
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Come on, Tilly!
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After that popcorn!
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Back!
Back, you animals!
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Popcorn!
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Ooh! That was close!
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Thanks, Tilly.
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You're welcome, alt-Papa.
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But now I must return
to my own dimension.
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Tell alt-Tilly I said hi.
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Uh, okay.
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Take care of yourself,
alt-Papa.
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Oh, hi, Papa.
249
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Let's go. Our movie's
about to start.
250
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Tilly, sometimes
you make me worry.
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Hey, fella,
you're in my seat!
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Who do you think
you are?!
253
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Uh, as you can clearly see,
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I am the Number One
Croblin Fan.
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I was
bein' rhetorical!
256
00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:03,858
Now get outta that seat!
257
00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:06,194
I'm savin' it
for the family!
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Get out!
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00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,897
Hey, Ma, we made it!
260
00:09:08,932 --> 00:09:10,098
Finally!
261
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,933
This dullard took
one of my seats!
262
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,201
Oh, it's fine, Ma.
263
00:09:13,237 --> 00:09:14,236
Let's enjoy the movie.
264
00:09:14,271 --> 00:09:15,904
Popcorn, sweetie?
265
00:09:15,939 --> 00:09:17,305
-Mmmm!
-This tastes great, Papa.
266
00:09:17,341 --> 00:09:20,342
Some people have near-death experiences.
267
00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:22,877
But I think I got closer to death
268
00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:25,113
than any girl in the whole world.
269
00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,983
Ooh, this is gonna be good!
270
00:09:28,018 --> 00:09:29,317
I know what you are!
271
00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,354
You're dead!
272
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,958
Ooh! Skeleton monsters!
All right!
273
00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,360
But even though you're dead,
274
00:09:38,395 --> 00:09:41,329
you'll always live in my heart.
275
00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:44,933
Uh, ha! Nice fake-out.
276
00:09:44,968 --> 00:09:47,235
That skeleton's gonna
rip her apart any second now.
277
00:09:47,271 --> 00:09:49,237
It's getting cold.
278
00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:52,073
Thanks.
279
00:09:52,109 --> 00:09:54,075
Uh, what is goin' on here?
280
00:09:54,111 --> 00:09:55,277
Are you guys enjoyin' this?
281
00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:56,311
Guys?
282
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,079
Hmm. Well, I'm sure
283
00:09:58,115 --> 00:09:59,981
we'll get to somethin'
exciting soon.
284
00:10:01,285 --> 00:10:02,350
Where's all the car chasin'
285
00:10:02,386 --> 00:10:04,052
and the explosions and the--
286
00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,153
No!
287
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,288
No, no! Oh, no!
288
00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:07,322
No, no, no no no!
289
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,356
I love you.
290
00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:12,193
Mmm!
291
00:10:12,229 --> 00:10:14,029
No! Aah! What is happening?!
292
00:10:14,064 --> 00:10:16,965
Guys, what the heck
kind of movie is this?!
293
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,267
Aaah! I gotta get
outta here!
294
00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:20,969
-Hey, watch out!
-Hey!
295
00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:22,937
Ooh!
296
00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:23,938
-Hmm?
-Hmm?
297
00:10:23,974 --> 00:10:25,206
Aaah!
298
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,276
Hey, where's Cricket?
299
00:10:28,312 --> 00:10:29,377
He should have
been here by now.
300
00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:31,279
Aaah! Ooh!
301
00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:33,415
Guys, I found you!
Oh, it was awful!
302
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,216
They kept touchin'
and smoochin'.
303
00:10:35,252 --> 00:10:37,285
Then I turned to my side
and they were smoochin'!
304
00:10:37,321 --> 00:10:40,021
I don't wanna grow up
and have to smooch skeletons!
305
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,022
Oof!
306
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,357
This is why I hate kids!
307
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,391
You little scamp.
308
00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:45,026
You got rid of him!
309
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,394
Boy, don't ever grow up.
310
00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:47,962
I don't plan on it.
311
00:10:47,998 --> 00:10:49,397
I don't plan on it.
312
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,966
And now for our feature presentation,
313
00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:53,968
Groblins 2!
314
00:10:54,004 --> 00:10:55,003
Toot, toot, bajoo!
315
00:10:57,374 --> 00:11:02,961
That's comedy!
316
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,929
Gens Ahh! Quittin' time!
317
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,799
Another day,
another free scone!
318
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,034
Hey, for the last time,
319
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,702
those aren't free.
320
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:11,903
Whah-ahh...
321
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,772
Well, at least dinner
at home is free.
322
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,140
So, Gloria, what you
doin' after work?
323
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,975
I've got some guests
coming over to stay
at my apartment
324
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,877
through Sharebnb.
325
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,713
Sharing bees?
Why would you do that?
I hate bees!
326
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,715
What? Of course you
wouldn't know what that is.
327
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,949
Sharebnb is a service
328
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,718
where you rent out
your home to guests,
329
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,853
and in exchange,
they pay you money.
330
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,722
Wait a second!
I'd like to have money,
331
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,956
and I live in a house!
332
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,893
Now that you mention it,
333
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,961
your house would be
perfect for Sharebnb.
334
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,031
Then all we have to do
is give 'em a bed
335
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,700
and make 'em breakfast,
336
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,867
and then the money
just rolls in!
337
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,869
It's so easy!
We gotta do it!
338
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,805
Hold on just a minute,
Cricket.
339
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,708
Money never just
"rolls in."
340
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:50,809
Eh? Bread roll?
341
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,810
You get it?
342
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:52,844
Boo!
343
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:53,978
Come on, Dad.
344
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:54,979
Gloria set it all up
for me.
345
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,147
It's easy money.
346
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,982
Well, I do appreciate
your initiative,
347
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,119
but my point is
money never just
comes in easy.
348
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,821
You have to work
hard for it.
349
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,122
This is different, Dad!
350
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,890
The house does
all the work for you
351
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,058
just by bein' a house!
352
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,960
Sounds fun.
353
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,061
I can make them
somethin' fancy
for breakfast,
354
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,863
- like cereal.
355
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,898
All right,
but only if you promise
356
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,000
to see this commitment
through no matter what.
357
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,669
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
358
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,905
I don't know.
Seems complicated.
359
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,675
Don't worry, Gramma.
It'll be a piece of cake.
360
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,679
Oh, come on!
361
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,815
Ooh, I can get
one of those and one of those,
362
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,016
and six of those.
363
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,152
Mr. Clang Clang!
364
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,054
--They're here!
365
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,155
The cash cows!
366
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,727
Well, hello there.
367
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,696
Hi! Welcome to
the Green residence! Aah!
368
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,731
-Hi, I'm Justin!
-And I'm Val!
369
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,099
-And I'm Justin!
-And I'm Val!
370
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,868
Wow! Just wow!
371
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,103
You guys have got
the most authentic house!
372
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,005
Wow! Just look
at that porch!
373
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,707
It's so distressed
and authentic!
374
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,941
Listen to that creaking!
375
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,010
Oh! When we saw
your house on Sharebnb,
376
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,845
- we just had to see it
in real life.
377
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,781
And, boy, does it deliver.
378
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,717
Just to be clear,
you will be paying us
to stay here?
379
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:06,718
Oh, yes.
380
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,919
-Cool.
-Mmm!
381
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,687
I-- I mean,
come on inside.
382
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,922
I'll get you situated.
383
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,857
I can't wait!
384
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,058
It's so charming!
385
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,760
It sure is!
386
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,695
I think you'll really
enjoy your stay!
387
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,931
And you thought
this would be hard.
388
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,032
There's the living room.
389
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,700
Love it!
390
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,969
Hallway-- floor, ceiling,
wall.
391
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,871
So authentic!
392
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,707
Just make sure
you stay out of my way.
393
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,743
Wow!
A real country gramma!
394
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:32,877
What a trip!
395
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,045
And here we are.
396
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,713
Hey, where'd
the other one go?
397
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,015
Here, boy!
398
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,149
And here we are.
399
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,751
The Bill Green Suite.
400
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,019
-Ahh!
-Ooh!
401
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,854
My room? Really?
402
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,722
Guess it does
make the most sense.
403
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,724
A little warnin'
would have been nice.
404
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,726
'Scuse me. I just
need to grab this.
405
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,829
Ha ha! Whoopsies!
406
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,130
Make yourselves at home.
407
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,832
All right, Dad,
let's get out of their room.
408
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:54,999
They need to catch up
on their sleep.
409
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,000
But it's the middle
of the day!
410
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,001
Good night!
411
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,037
Well, that's that.
412
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,672
Time to sit back, relax,
413
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,906
and let the money roll in.
414
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,780
So... what's the plan
for today?
415
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,748
-The itinerary?
-The schedule?
416
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,717
Well, I was gonna watch TV.
417
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,853
Kind of thought you'd stay
in your room until breakfast.
418
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,656
We'd like to do
a bunch of fun farmy things.
419
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,691
Like collect eggs.
420
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,792
Milk a cow.
421
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,860
Wash a pig!
422
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,795
What?! Those are
all just chores!
423
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,063
Sounds good to me.
424
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,899
You are gonna work hard to
please your guests, right?
425
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,068
Yes, Dad!
426
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,837
Fine. Let's go do chores.
427
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,105
-Yay!
-Yay!
428
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,911
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
429
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:48,987
Aah! Ooh!
430
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,889
Aaah!
431
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,928
--Whoa oh oh oh!
432
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,973
Well, we did
every chore twice.
433
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,742
There's nothing
left to do.
434
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,911
There must be something
more we can do.
435
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,679
Come on, small boy.
436
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,980
Can't you think
of just one more thing?
437
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,884
You know, we could
438
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:24,055
- go on a good, old-fashioned possum hunt.
- -Possum hunt?!
439
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,791
Look! There goes a real
and not-at-all-fake
possum now!
440
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,827
Yeah! Hurry up now!
441
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,029
Go, go go!
It's gettin' away!
442
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,130
Here, possum, possum!
443
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,132
I'm gonna get ya!
444
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,101
Yeah, got 'em.
445
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,903
Hey, Cricket.
How's hostin' goin'?
446
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,705
Great. We're
all takin' a break.
447
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,906
You said you'd
do this thing,
448
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,808
and, by golly,
you're doin' it.
449
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,076
I'm real proud
of you, son.
450
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,811
I'm proud of me, too, Dad.
451
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,781
Phew! Time to take
a well-deserved nap.
452
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:53,885
What the...
453
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,090
Cricket! We've got
new roommates!
454
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,792
What?!
455
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,727
Little boy, you sure
know how to entertain.
456
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,861
Aah!
457
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,897
How'd you guys escape?!
I mean...
458
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,732
We never saw the possum,
459
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,634
but the chase
was exhilarating!
460
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,669
Also, we switched rooms!
461
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,905
This one is just
so much more authentic
than the other one.
462
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,074
- What does that even mean?!
463
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,943
I love this room!
464
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,712
- What's this ladder made of?
465
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,081
Is that wood?
Is that real wood?
466
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,049
-What is that made of?
-It's wood!
467
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,018
Listen, I'm sorry to say,
but I have had enough of--
468
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,987
Snack time!
469
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,856
Sorry to interrupt,
but I'm just so
dang proud of you.
470
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,791
You're lettin' 'em stay
in your room?
471
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,693
That's mighty generous
of you, Cricket.
472
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,696
Yes, it is, isn't it?
473
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,098
Come on, kids.
You can bunk with me.
474
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,132
It'll be fun.
475
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,869
Grabbin'
a nighttime cookie.
476
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,078
How does Dad sleep on this?
477
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,713
The gentle curve
of a hammock
478
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,048
is so much better
for the lower back.
479
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,149
You're more authentic!
480
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,917
No, you're more authentic!
481
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,819
-No, you are!
-No, you are!
482
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,688
You are!
483
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,756
I just wanted
to let you know,
484
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,957
we love it here so much,
485
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,926
we're extending our stay
to a whole week.
486
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,763
Oh, wow.
487
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,631
Yaaay!
488
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,935
Aah!
489
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,042
I haven't slept that well
in ages.
490
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,044
Aah! Tilly!
491
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,078
Sorry, Cricket.
492
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,713
I didn't see you there.
493
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,714
Are you okay?
494
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,783
Ugh! I slept like garbage.
495
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,751
Oh, Tilly,
I don't know what to do.
496
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,953
I barely made it through
one day with these folks.
497
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,790
But if I kick 'em out,
it just proves Dad right.
498
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,659
It'd be great
if they decided
to leave on their own.
499
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,827
Tilly, that's it!
500
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,662
We'll make them
want to leave!
501
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,797
Then the money
will be easy,
502
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,899
and Dad will have
to eat his words.
503
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,133
Yeah, that might be tough,
504
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,002
seein' as how they love
our country-ness,
505
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,071
and we can't help
but be country.
506
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,806
Or can we?
507
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,974
Tilly, let's get citified!
508
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,077
Thanks for the city tips,
Gloria.
509
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,812
I am so proud of you two
510
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,814
for wanting to become
cultured urban sophisticates.
511
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,048
What's that now?
No, no, no.
512
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,983
We wanted to learn to be
annoying city people.
513
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,885
That's why I thought
of... you.
514
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:08,953
Uh-huh.
515
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:09,954
Get outta here!
516
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:10,955
Let's do brunch!
517
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,023
You taught me that!
518
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,992
Val, you're
doing it wrong.
519
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,895
No way! I watched
way more tutorial
videos than you!
520
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,065
'Sup?
521
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,733
'Sup?
522
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,001
'Sup?
523
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,804
All right, amigos,
let's get this thing started.
524
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,840
Did they just
become... hip?
525
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,074
He looks just like Kyle.
526
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,009
Co-op Kyle or DJ Kyle?
527
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,878
All right, if you
could just keep it down,
528
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,847
we're about to start
our book club discussion.
529
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,683
Surely you've read
Mr. Pickle Leaves the Jar?
530
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,751
The symbolism
was very symbolic.
531
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,819
Yeah, no, no, no.
532
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:42,820
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
no no no no,
533
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,021
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
534
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,990
But, like, if
we wanted a book club,
535
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,992
we could have just
hung out with DJ Kyle
and co-op Kyle.
536
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,827
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
537
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,095
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
538
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,765
Well, how about
some yoga?
539
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,668
It makes you, like,
real bendy.
540
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:58,803
Deep breath, and...
541
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,705
...shrub pose.
542
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,773
And one and two
and three and four!
543
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,843
Baby turtle. Baby turtle.
544
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,645
And now pigeon pose.
545
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,849
Uh, yoga doesn't seem
very country.
546
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,084
Well, this isn't
the country.
547
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,986
It's the big city,
sistas.
548
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,855
Now it's time for the city's
newest dance craze!
549
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,857
-Thunkin'!
-Spin me, brother!
550
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,660
--Yaaa-aaah-aaah!
551
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,630
Hey, sounds like fun in--
552
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,664
Huh?
553
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,835
-No!
-The authenticity!
554
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,103
It's gone!
555
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,838
How fast do you think
we can pack our bags?
556
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,106
Aw! You're leavin'?!
557
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,041
So soon?!
558
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,776
Mmm!
559
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,044
Well, it's been great
havin' ya.
560
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,779
Don't let the door hit you
on the way out!
561
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,682
Can I speak to you
in the kitchen, son?
562
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,684
Heh heh heh...
563
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,818
What the heck
is goin' on with you?
564
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,820
Shoot straight
with me, boy.
565
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,889
Are you intentionally
tryin' to drive
your guests away?
566
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,759
Mmm! Fine!
Ya got me!
567
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,027
I thought this would be easy,
568
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,062
but I had to work
so hard for these guests
569
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,765
and their tireless enthusiasm!
570
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,066
Well, yeah!
It's work!
571
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,868
And work is hard!
572
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:09,740
I just wanted to see you
follow through on one thing.
573
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,943
Okay, Dad, for you,
I'll do it.
574
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,778
I'll work hard to fix this,
575
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,046
but then I'm never
workin' hard again!
576
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,014
Uh, well, no, I reall--
577
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,749
If they love country,
we'll give 'em
578
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,151
the most country night
of their lives!
579
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,153
Ha! Well,
that's the spirit.
580
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,021
-Hurry up!
-Let's get out of here!
581
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,790
Val! Justin!
Don't leave yet!
582
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,891
You'll miss the hoedown!
583
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,893
-Hoedown?!
-Hoedown?!
584
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,064
Howdy, y'all.
585
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,699
Mightn't I interest y'all
586
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,768
in some of our washtub punch?
587
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,136
Yer just in time!
588
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,905
Start 'er up, Tilly!
589
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,079
I don't know how I let
y'all talk me into this.
590
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,090
They're trying
too hard, right?
591
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,826
It is so
not authentic anymore.
592
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,094
It's fake
and stereotypical.
593
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,029
Yeah, and kind of offensive.
594
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,669
Huh. Maybe we went
too far.
595
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,005
I guess nobody back home
really acts like that.
596
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,140
Those hipsters
paid you, right?
597
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,109
Uh, I think so.
598
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,877
We set it up
on Gloria's phone,
599
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:23,814
so it's, like,
somewhere in the Internet?
600
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,951
$100?!
601
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:27,985
Yes!
602
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,590
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