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ckTales 20
♪ [whistling]
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♪
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♪ One, two, one, two, three, four ♪
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♪ La la la la, la la la la ♪
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♪
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♪ La la la la ♪
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♪ [whistling]
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[hen clucks]
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[Bill and kids] Wowwwww!
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[Cricket] We didn't have
restaurants like this
back in the country!
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I don't like it.
Feels too city-fied!
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That's the point!
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I figured we'd all enjoy
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a genuine Big City
dining experience!
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Plus I've got a gift card,
so it's free!
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Niiiiice.
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Hi there!
Welcome to Sea Fusion!
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-Howdy!
-Ooh!
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Where are you all
visiting from?
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Visiting from?
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[chuckles] Oh, no,
we live here.
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And we'll die here, too!
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Cricket, please.
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Alrighty then,
if you'll follow me,
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I've got a table
for you.
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What the heck kinda food
is sea fusion?
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It's takin' two different types
of food and blendin' them
together to make one.
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Like if you put
an egg on a donut?
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Yeah, but with fish.
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[gasps] I want it!
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Here you are.
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[all straining]
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Here are your menus,
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and your waiter
will be with you shortly.
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[Bill and kids]
Ooooooh!
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I'm gonna order the craziest,
wackiest thing here!
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That won't be hard.
It's all garbage!
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[man] Ow!
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What kind of restaurant
doesn't serve pizza?!
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They do! In smoothie form!
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See? The Shrimpy-
Pizzy Smoothie.
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Yuh! Pizza's for eatin',
not drinkin'!
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Huh?
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What the...
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Where have I seen
that trident before?
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Good evening, folks.
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Have you decided
on what you'd like to order?
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Yes, I think I'll have
the fish and chips.
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Ah, yes, a popular dish
for tourists.
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No, now ya see,
I'm not a tourist.
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I live in Big City.
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Oh, really?
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Then in that case,
you should order what
all the locals order.
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The Seafusion Tsunami!
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A 12-course meal
of our most creative
sea-fusions.
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Well, then, as a local,
I will have that.
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Very well.
And for you, sweetie?
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I will have
the Seahorse Salad.
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And I'll have
the phony baloney
or whatever.
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Ah, fantastic.
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Our phony baloney comes
with two sides.
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-Gaaaagh!
-Listen, buddy.
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I'm gonna shoot
straight with you here.
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The stuff on the menu
looks a bit tame.
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I'm lookin'
for somethin' wild.
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Off menu. You follow?
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Oh, I follow.
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Janine?
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This gentleman
will be having
the Sea Monster Burger.
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[gasps] Mm-hmm.
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I'll be back
with your drinks.
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Did you guys hear that?!
A sea monster!
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Soon to be in my tummy!
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That's it! I remember!
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I knew that trident
looked familiar.
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It was mine!
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-[thunder]
-Back when I was sailing abroad,
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my trusty trident and I tamedall manner of sea creature!
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Until those protesters
made us stop.
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After that, it went missin'.
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You all enjoy
your dinner of wackadoo.
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I'm gonna go get it back!
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Ma, please don't
cause a scene.
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Here's
your first course, sir.
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Our sushi starter.
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And here
are your chopsticks.
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As a local, surely you know
how to use chopsticks.
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Don't you?
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Oh. Uhh... ha ha!
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Of course! Thank you!
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[struggling]
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Ow!
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Sir? I see
you're having trouble.
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If you like,
we do provide a service.
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Our trained
chopstick professionals
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can assist you in getting
your food into your mouth.
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It's a big hit
with the tourists.
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I think I'll be just fine
on my own, thank you.
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Of course!
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[grunting]
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Ha! I did it!
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Not too bad, eh?
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[groaning]
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Many tourists are put off
by the bitter jellyfish jelly,
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but not us locals,
right? [chuckles]
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Mmmmmm!
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Fantastic! I'll get
your next course.
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[gulps] Ohh!
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Ohh, watchin' you eat is
givin' me the hunger pains!
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[Ted] Sorry for the wait.
Here's your meal.
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-Finally!
-I hope you enjoy your...
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Sea Monster Burger!
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Well,
I wanted to get wild.
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So let's get wild.
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Sorry, fella.
Nothin' personal.
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Food chain and what not.
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Hm. Now let me see.
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What's the best way
to do this?
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Ahhh...
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Oh, no!
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[struggling] Aah!
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Aaaah!
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I got you now!
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-[slaps]
-[grunting]
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[groans] Aah!
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[gasps]
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You're showin' me mercy?
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You're all right,
sea monster!
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How's your dinner,
Cricket?
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I eat him, Tilly.
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This li'l feller's
gained my utmost respect.
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You've lost a meal,
but you've gained a friend.
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I shall call him Ringo.
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From now on, all octopi
are friends of Cricket Green!
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Order up!
One Sea Monster Burger!
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[gasp]
That could be Ringo's mom
or dad or ex-girlfriend!
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We have to go save 'em!
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[grunts]
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All right... time to
sneak up and take it back,
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sneaky style.
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-[grunting]
-[place settings clatter]
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Time for baby to come home.
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Whoa there!
So sorry, ma'am!
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But our decor is not meant
to be played with.
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However, if you're
craving some fun,
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we do offer
some table-side
entertainment!
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-[egg sizzling]
-[patrons] Ooh! Ahh!
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Meh... Whatever...
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I need a different approach.
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Oh, boy.
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All right,
up next we have
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our famous whole-wheat,
whole-fish taco.
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Wow, it really is
an entire fish.
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Uh-uh. Hold on.
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We're supposed to cover it
in our traditional
fish-milk powder.
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Who doesn't love fish-milk?
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Ahh...
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Oh, yeah. I love it.
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[Ted] Your next course,
our famous spagett-eel.
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Just like Mom used to make.
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[Ted] Our blow fish will
surely blow you away.
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Sooo good.
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Huh?!
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I have to say,
I'm pretty impressed.
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But let's
see if you can handle...
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dessert.
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I'll be back in a minute!
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[whimpers]
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Terry, will you hurry up
and order already?
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I've already got my food!
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-Hello.
-Oh, my gosh!
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-I'm an employee.
-Hello.
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I'm here to tell you
some fun facts about your meal.
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Oh, my gosh, wonderful!
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Isn't that wonderful,
Terry?
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Great!
Let's get started!
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Did you know octos
are beautiful and cute?
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[Alexander] Oh, my gosh,
I had no idea.
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-Uhhhh...
-What is it?
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Check out these diagrams!
Aren't they great?
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Aah! Oof!
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Tilly! Let's go!
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That concludes
the presentation.
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Thank you, bye!
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Well,
she was really sweet.
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What the--?!
Terry, why'd you eat
all my octopus?!
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[groaning]
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You can do this, Bill.
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You gotta show 'em you're just
like everyone else in Big City.
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Your dessert, sir.
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-Voilà!
-Huh?
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The Seven Seas Seven-Layer
Poseidon Slayer.
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Good luck.
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[gulps]
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[both panting]
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All right, Tilly,
let's send 'em home!
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Whoa there!
These don't belong here!
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They belong in the tank!
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Tank!?
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Oh, good golly,
Tilly.
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We've gotta save 'em all!
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I'm comin' for you,
trident.
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[grunting]
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Ooh!
Are you a performer?
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Is this a show?
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You bet yer tuchus it is.
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Yee-haw!
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[patrons] Ooh!
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Gotcha!
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-Hey!
-Biscuits!
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Get back here!
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Oooooh! Oof!
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[groans] Huh?
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[dramatic music stingers]
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Oh, so you
wanna fight, huh?
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-Fight? No!
-What are you...
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I'll swab the deck
with ya!
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Aah!
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[gasps] What the--
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Where am I?
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Huh?
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Beautiful!
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This place is so... peaceful.
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[deep echoing voice]
Bill...
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Who said that?
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I did.
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Who are you?
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I... am a fish.
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Oh.
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But who are you,
Bill?
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Well, I'm a fish, too.
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Hmm. Are you sure?
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I don't really know anymore.
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Hey, there are
a lot of different
creatures in the sea.
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Not all of us are fish,
and that's okay.
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It's our differences that make
the ocean a wonderful place.
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You don't have to change
who you are to fit in.
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I don't?
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[gasps]
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You fit in
because you're different.
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Wow. Thanks, fish!
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Goodbye, Bill.
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[gasping]
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[coughing]
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I belong in Big City!
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All right! Be free!
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We have granted
your independence!
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Good luck out there,
you squishy sea spiders!
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Hey... hey!
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What the heck do you
think you're doing?!
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Excuse me, waiter?
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I've got a bone
to pick with you.
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I came here wanting
to try new things,
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but instead I got treated
like I don't belong.
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Okay, fella,
back to where you belong.
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And that felt
like a slap in the face.
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Ooh!
[straining] Yaah!
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I don't need to change
who I am to fit into Big City,
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'cause I already fit in!
260
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,936
This is what you get
for ruinin' pizza!
261
00:09:47,971 --> 00:09:49,304
Ooh! [grunting]
262
00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,109
So I'm proud to finally
come clean and tell you.
263
00:09:54,144 --> 00:09:55,877
I don't like the food here,
264
00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,279
and I won't be finishing
my dessert.
265
00:09:57,314 --> 00:09:59,147
Because it's gross.
266
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,049
Well, good riddance!
267
00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,118
The intricacies
of sea fusion are wasted
268
00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:05,053
on a country bumpkin
like you!
269
00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:06,955
[patrons screaming]
270
00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:09,291
And another thing-- Aaah!
271
00:10:09,326 --> 00:10:11,059
I shouldn't have...
272
00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,294
put off those...
273
00:10:12,329 --> 00:10:14,896
swimming lessons!
274
00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:15,964
Bye, Ringo!
275
00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:17,165
Wait. Bye, Ringo.
276
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,067
Hold on. Bye, Ringo.
277
00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:20,135
Wheeeee!
278
00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,236
[Cricket] Grab on!
279
00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:22,937
We did it, Tilly!
280
00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:24,139
We saved the octopuses!
281
00:10:24,174 --> 00:10:27,075
We're hero-- My goodness.
282
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,077
[patrons gasping
and groaning]
283
00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:30,312
[woman]
What just happened?
284
00:10:30,347 --> 00:10:32,981
[groaning]
285
00:10:33,016 --> 00:10:35,950
You and your family
are banned for life!
286
00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:37,052
I'm so sorry. I--
287
00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:38,053
Get out!
288
00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:39,054
[whimpers]
289
00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:41,389
[all panting]
290
00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:45,193
I guess we all learned
an important lesson,
right, family?
291
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,928
-[Tilly] I don't think so.
-[Gramma] Nah, not really.
292
00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,296
I saved an octopus.
293
00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:50,265
This isn't even my trident
after all.
294
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,167
But I'm keepin' it
'cause it's awesome.
295
00:10:52,202 --> 00:10:53,435
Oh.
296
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:55,337
Well, you guys wanna
go get some pizza?
297
00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:57,205
Yeah!
298
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,631
All right, Tilly!
Give me one straight down
the middle and don't hold back!
299
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,667
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
300
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,768
[Cricket]
Home run!
301
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:10,969
Here's your latte, sir.
302
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,970
[both scream]
303
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,072
Oh, I am so, so sorry.
304
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:17,876
Come on, Jeffrey the scarf.
We have a scathing review
to write!
305
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,745
[Cricket]
Did you see that, guys? [laughs]
306
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,814
I can't believe it! Home run!
307
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,049
I'm making critterball history!
308
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,050
[oinks]
309
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,085
[chuckles]
310
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,086
[both grunt]
311
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:30,955
[coughs]
Good hustle, Tilly.
312
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,825
Thank you.
Anything goes in critterball.
313
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,728
Man, I've been watching
this game for about an hour
and I still don't get it.
314
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,063
Go team!
315
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:41,866
Hey! You kids better keep these
on your side of the fence!
316
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,034
And a good day to you too,
Gloria!
317
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,670
Don't you
"Good day, Gloria" me.
318
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:49,708
It would be a good day
if this ball hadn't just
torpedoed into the cafe!
319
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,910
Oh, no worries,
home runs like that
are super rare.
320
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,646
Besides, what's a critterball
or two between neighbors?
321
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,082
Keep it on your side
of the fence.
322
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,585
Obviously Gloria has no idea
how important critterball is.
323
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,986
So... game on!
324
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,888
♪
325
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,962
[grunts]
326
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:11,996
[grunts, chuckles]
327
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,071
Uh-oh. Looks like we're
all out of critterballs.
328
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,673
Let's go see Gloria!
329
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:22,941
Gloria!
330
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:23,942
Ooh, my...
331
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,979
Boy, I hope she ain't too mad.
332
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,015
Gloria! Just the person
I was looking for!
333
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,817
Can we please have
our critterballs back?
334
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,985
Excuse me?
335
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,086
Our critterballs!
336
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,888
Would be real nice
to get them back!
337
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,656
Let me fill you in
on a secret.
338
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,058
Okay!
339
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,995
I don't ever wanna see you
or your stupid face again.
340
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,001
What the hey diddle diddle
is her problem?!
341
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,004
Well, she did kinda ask us
not to kick any more balls
over the fence.
342
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:56,007
We kicked a lot of balls
over that fence, Cricket.
343
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,710
I mean, sure, okay, if you
wanna get technical about it.
344
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,612
She just needs
a little convincing is all.
345
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,781
Just watch, a little charm
from ol' Cricket Green,
346
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,816
and we'll have our critterballs
back in no time.
347
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,785
-Well, hi, Gloria!
-Get out.
348
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,853
Well, hold on now.
I'm not here to cause trouble!
349
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,723
See? I'm a payin' customer!
350
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,857
Keep the change.
351
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,628
Okay... what'll it be?
352
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,896
Oh, some of that jitter juice.
353
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,798
You know, some of that
mornin' thunder.
354
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,800
A little bit
of the devil's bean brew.
355
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,602
All right,
here's a cup of dark roast.
356
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,770
Oh, you know me so well.
357
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,838
[slurps]
358
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:27,939
[gags]
359
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,073
[gulps]
360
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,609
Neato.
361
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,610
Hmm...
362
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,012
Hey, I like your hat.
363
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,747
Every employee has one.
364
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,615
But that apron is all you,
right?
365
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,617
Nope. Standard issue.
366
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,920
You got big teeth though,
and that's good for spittin'!
367
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,721
Uh, excuse me?
368
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,056
Uh, uh, uh...
369
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,691
I like how you decorate!
370
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,892
What a fun antenna thingy!
371
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,894
Oh, no, no, no,
don't touch that.
372
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,896
This is the Eiffel Tower.
373
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:55,700
Someday I'm going to live
in Paris near the real thing.
374
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,001
Hmm...
375
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,672
Well, I don't know nothin'
about Paris.
376
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,973
Tell me more.
377
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,975
Well, I've only ever
read about it.
378
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,978
But simply put,
everything seems better there.
379
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,980
The food is spectacular,
380
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,883
the art is unparalleled...
381
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,853
and the architecture is breathtaking.
382
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,854
[honks]
383
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,956
Bonjour.
384
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,626
It's a place where people are kind and poetic.
385
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,662
A place that recognizes true talent...
386
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,731
and embraces the romantic!
387
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,866
[speaking French]
388
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,834
I have no idea
what you just said...
389
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,637
but yes, Marcel,
yes, I'll marry you!
390
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,739
[speaking French]
391
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,043
This little reminder
keeps me going.
392
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,012
Work now, fun later.
393
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,714
See now? This is great.
394
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:43,948
Look at us. We're connecting.
395
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,751
Now can we have
our critterballs back, please?
396
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,989
Did you seriously just try to
emotionally manipulate me into
giving your critterballs back?
397
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,090
Uh...
398
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,825
Okay, okay, I can see your busy.
399
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,627
But if I could just get
my critterballs back--
400
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,861
Oh, you'll get
those critterballs back,
401
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,997
over my dead body!
402
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,665
Aah!
403
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,900
My spleen!
404
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:05,036
All right, here comes
the pitch, Cricket.
405
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,873
[grunts] Ow!
406
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,875
Dang, that smarts.
407
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,977
Doesn't Gloria
see how important
critterball is to us?
408
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:13,978
-[sighs]
-[hen clucks]
409
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,046
There, there, brother.
410
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,714
Here, eat this.
411
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,049
Uh, thank you.
412
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,752
How are we supposed to finish
our legendary game?
413
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:21,819
[clucks]
414
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:22,820
Hey, you can't just take that--
415
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,589
That's it!
416
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,958
I tried bein' friendly
and that got us nowhere.
417
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,960
If Gloria won't give
our critterballs back,
418
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,596
then we'll just have
to take 'em back.
419
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,598
All we need is a diversion.
420
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,999
Consider it done.
421
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:40,672
Rupert!
You broke my heart!
422
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,073
Ugh, what now?
423
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,643
You put my heart
in a meat grinder,
424
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,779
and then you shaped it
into patties,
425
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,814
and ya threw 'em
on the grill!
426
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,083
Well, I ain't
just gonna stand here
427
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,920
and eat my heart burgers
with no bun!
428
00:15:55,956 --> 00:16:01,793
You held hands with
my identical twin sister
and I'll never forgive you!
429
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,628
What is this?
430
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,796
Yeah, I don't know,
but I can't look away.
431
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,565
[evil laughter]
432
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,003
What do you have to say
for yourself, Rupert?!
433
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,939
Uh... uh... line.
434
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,609
You can't even come up
with your own apology?!
435
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,044
-[cat meows]
-Shh, shh.
436
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,779
Come on,
I need a do-over.
437
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,949
There are no do-overs
in love!
438
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,684
Critterballs, critterballs...
439
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,687
If I was a bag of critterballs,
where would I be?
440
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,689
Ah-ha! There you are!
441
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:32,724
[grunts]
442
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,958
Aah! Oof!
443
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,927
Rats!
Gloria's one step ahead of me!
444
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,963
There's gotta be some way
to get our critterballs back.
445
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,001
[evil laughter]
446
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,603
Bingo bango.
447
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,638
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
448
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,073
[groans] Lousy kids.
449
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,610
Hmm? My Eiffel Tower?
450
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,911
My Eiffel Tower!
451
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,913
Where is it?!
452
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,950
-It's gotta be here somewhere!
-Ow!
453
00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,884
[bell dings]
454
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,854
Ooh.
455
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,789
[Cricket]
Hello, Gloria.
456
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,891
It would seem that we both have something the other wants.
457
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,659
I propose a trade:
458
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,895
My critterballs for your antenna thingy.
459
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,032
It's called the Eiffel Tower!
460
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:18,903
Gloria.
461
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,904
Cricket.
462
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,039
May I see a critterball?
463
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,774
I need to know they're safe.
464
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:23,908
[groans]
465
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,577
See? Your stupid balls are fine.
466
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,745
Where's my tower?
467
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:28,946
Remy.
468
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,748
See, it's safe.
469
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,785
Oh, thank goodness.
Now please, hand it over.
470
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,754
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Toss me a ball first.
471
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,022
Ugh, fine...
472
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,727
-Uh...
-[gasps]
473
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,762
Oh, my gosh, Gloria,
I'm so sorry!
474
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,065
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
475
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,803
You... You're a horrible,
horrible little boy!
476
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,005
I didn't mean to, honest!
It was an accident!
477
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:56,974
[groans]
478
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:57,975
Now, Gloria, we can--
479
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:58,976
Aah!
480
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,980
That's fair, I broke
something of yours
481
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,782
and you broke
something of mine.
482
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,653
So we're even now, right?
Right?
483
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,756
Guys! This is bad!
How did this get so bad?
484
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,727
I think it had something to do
with you shattering
that lady's dreams.
485
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,962
[gasps] The critterballs!
486
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,899
She's killing them!
487
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,601
We gotta put an end to this.
488
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,902
Assemble the team!
489
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,574
[rumbling]
490
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,875
[moos]
491
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,978
Gloria! Show yourself!
492
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:38,850
Cricket! Get those filthy,
disgusting monsters
out of the cafe!
493
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,919
-First of all, how dare you.
-[moos]
494
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,690
Second of all, we'll leave
just as soon as you give us
back our critterballs.
495
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,992
Fine. You want 'em? You got 'em!
496
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:48,993
Uh-oh.
497
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,795
[groans]
498
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,930
Critters, attack!
499
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,665
-[bleats]
-[gasps]
500
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,667
-[oinks]
-[clucks]
501
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,669
-Hiya!
-[grunts]
502
00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,971
It's go time.
503
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,806
[grunts]
504
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,807
[yells]
505
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,675
[grunting]
506
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,747
-[grunts]
-Whee!
507
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,750
[chuckles]
508
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,619
[grunts]
509
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,621
[grunts]
510
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,857
-Beans!
-[groans]
511
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,926
Die!
512
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,027
Huh?
513
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,862
Ha! You're out!
514
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,665
Shoot. Guess I am.
515
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,001
Anyone else feelin' brave?!
516
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,937
[maniacal laughter]
517
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,705
You had a good run, Remy.
518
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,707
Aah!
519
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,708
[oinks]
520
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,943
[grunts]
521
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,646
End of the line, sweater vest!
522
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,780
No, no, no, no, no!
523
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,717
Aah!
524
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,853
Two down, one to go...
525
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,021
[bell dings]
526
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,722
[growls]
527
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,057
Uh, Ms. Boss!
I mean, Ms. Cho!
528
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,660
I-I didn't think
you'd be in today!
529
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,727
[growls]
530
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,963
-[grunts]
-[clucks]
531
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,898
I can explain! I can fix this!
532
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,667
[growls]
533
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,036
No, please! You can't fire me,
I need this job!
534
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,705
[Gloria] Without it,
I'll never make it to Paris!
535
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,740
Paris! Paris!
536
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,744
Oh, my gosh.
Paris and critterball
are the same thing!
537
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,713
Please, just give me
another chance!
538
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,048
Um, Ms. Boss Lady?
Ma'am?
539
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,983
Listen, this is all my fault.
540
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,986
Gloria had nothing to do
with it. Sorry, Gloria.
541
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,655
[Cricket] I got carried away
thinking something I cared about
542
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,891
was more important
than what you cared about.
543
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,727
So, Ms. Boss Lady,
don't fire Gloria.
544
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,996
Instead, fire me!
545
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:35,800
Cricket, that's nice...
but it doesn't make any sense.
546
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:40,071
No, listen! You could hire me
and once I work off the damages,
then ya fire me!
547
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,839
[inhales]
548
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,908
[exhales]
549
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,111
Yes! Oh, my gosh!
550
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,113
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
551
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,082
I got a job!
552
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,885
[growls]
553
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:55,886
[bell dings]
554
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,756
[grunts]
555
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,824
[bell dings]
556
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,993
Huh, I guess this
makes us coworkers!
557
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,061
[sighs] Yep.
558
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,601
Here you go, sir. Thanks for
stopping by Big Coffee.
559
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,770
[Cricket] Gloria. Hey, Gloria.
Gloria. Gloria, over here.
560
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,938
[groans] What?!
561
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:14,939
Ta-da!
562
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,708
Le Eiffel Tower 2.0!
563
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,844
Oh, that's sweet.
564
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,612
Thanks, I thought
you'd like it.
565
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,749
Mm...
566
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,717
I'll make another one!
A better one!
567
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,985
Get back to work!
568
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,590
Greens
569
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,860
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
570
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,796
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
571
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,699
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
572
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,635
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
573
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,736
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
574
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,538
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
575
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:50,474
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
576
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,877
♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪
577
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,780
♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪
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