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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ON TV) Tallyho, Gotham.
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Joker, here. (CHUCKLES)
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And I'm on the hunt
for a good time.
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Or, at least, I was.
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Question: How do you catch
a unique crime fighter?
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Answer?
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You "nique" up on him.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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But I wouldn't want people
to think I'm unsporting.
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So, to all you heroes out there,
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you have until dawn.
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Then I release the hounds
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on Gotham's most dangerous game.
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(GROANING)
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GREEN ARROW: Tell us
where the Joker is.
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Talk.
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(SIREN BLARING)
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(GROANING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Where is he?
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I don't know! Put me down!
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Where is the Joker?
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(GROANS)
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This is pointless.
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We've been at this for hours and we're
no closer than when we started.
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(CANE TAPPING)
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Perhaps I can be of assistance.
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Hold it. Riddler.
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Nygma's been released.
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Arkham gave him a
clean bill of health.
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That's right, Robin Hood,
I've gone straight.
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My card.
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(READING) "E. Nigma,
Consulting Detective."
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You think we'd hire a
certifiable criminal?
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I don't think you have a choice.
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Based on what I saw,
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the Bat's demise grows
surer by the second.
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He's right. It's not
like we have any leads.
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But just to be sure.
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Why do you really want to help?
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He's stealing my act.
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I'm the one who came up with leaving
baffling clues all over town.
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It's my gimmick. He
must be stopped.
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Whoa! You're not seriously
considering this?
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And how's the riddle
guy going to help us?
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Everything is a riddle.
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And I always know the solution.
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It's my superpower.
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Joker plays games.
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The hunting motif and the stuffed
vulture are telling you the rules.
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Vultures are scavengers.
Scavenge or a hunt.
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That's...
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Okay, that makes sense.
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He's also provided
the first clue.
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Those tiny minds.
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Honestly, what must
it be like in there?
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One of these things is
not like the others.
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It's a rebus.
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A puzzle represented
by two or more images.
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Sun, man, soldier, golf?
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RIDDLER: Sol is the
proper name for our sun.
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The man's dreadlocks indicate
we would pronounce it "mon."
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Another word for foot
soldier is grunt.
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And the arrow tells
us it's not the ball,
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but rather the golf tee.
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I see.
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Kind of.
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Put them all together.
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Right okay. Sol,
mon, grunt, tee.
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Sol mon grunt.
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Does Sol mon grunt tee?
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Sol, mon, grunt, tee.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh!
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(ALARMS BLARING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I'll get it out of him.
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Sorry, my dear, that
won't be necessary.
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I don't mind.
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I can't have an Amazon
fighting my battles for me.
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Pal, no offense.
But, that's Grundy.
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Your concern is adorable.
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I hate to disturb you,
Sol, can I call you Sol?
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But, there's something
in your cell I require.
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(DOOR SHUTS AND LOCKS)
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(BANGING)
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Bingo.
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We can go.
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But... But wait, how... How?
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Oh, him? Grundy's been bored
out of his mind in here.
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I just gave him a challenge.
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Mmm. (LAUGHING)
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How did that get there?
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Grundy didn't notice it?
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You're questioning the
wrong things, my boy.
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The real question is,
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what does it mean?
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Quite.
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And it's quite obvious.
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Taste it.
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Oh, go ahead. It's harmless.
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It's club soda.
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Club, ice, anybody?
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The Iceberg Club.
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That's the Penguin's
place, isn't it?
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Ah.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Let's go clubbing.
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(PENGUINS CHEEPING)
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A little more covert in
our covert ops, please?
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I was hoping to get out of
here without causing a...
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Scene.
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PENGUIN: Edward.
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So good to see you.
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And you've brought two colorful
costume heroes with you.
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How thoughtful.
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Yes, well, I meant to call.
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(GRUMBLES)
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(FIRING)
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(BULLETS RICOCHETING)
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Finally, some action.
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(GRUNTING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(FIRING)
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(ICE CRUMBLING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GUN CLICKS)
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Confounded thing.
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Thank you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Okay, now we can start
looking for the next clue.
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Ah, is this it?
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No, poor boy.
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The Joker already told us.
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WONDER WOMAN:
Popcorn minus corn.
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Pop.
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Pastry minus cup?
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Close. What kind of pastry?
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A scone!
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(SIGHS) Tart. It's a tart.
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Tart without a T.
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Art. Pop art.
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There's a huge pop art exhibition at
the Gotham City Institute of Arts.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What? (CLEARS THROAT) This is...
This is kind of fun.
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When does a traveler
not need his map?
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When he's already there.
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JOKER: Ooh, now that is skill.
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You're the Benedict Arnold
of brain boxes, Eddie.
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There is no honor
among thieves, Joker.
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You're proof of that.
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Batman!
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOKER LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I wouldn't. The top of that
can is a pressure trigger.
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Step off and Lady Justice
gives Batsy a close shave.
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And remember, justice is blind.
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It could get sloppy.
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The only thing sloppy around here,
Joker, are your terrible clues.
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Leave the riddling to
those of us with brains.
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXPLODING)
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You stole my gimmick
you talentless hack!
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Leaving clues for
Batman was my idea.
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Mine.
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Are you accusing me, Joker,
prince of thieves, of stealing?
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You shock me, sir.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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JOKER: This good guy
routine is getting old.
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Eddie, face it.
You're just like me.
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Crazy as a soup sandwich.
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(JOKER LAUGHS)
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Yield.
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Okay, I give.
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You solved all my riddles.
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Except one.
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(LAUGHS) And, ooh,
it's a good one.
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RIDDLER: "What has four
eyes but doesn't see?"
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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But solve this.
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And the Dark Knight
ends up diced tomatoes.
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A voice activated trigger.
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If he answers the riddle,
the sword falls.
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Ooh, you're smarter
than he looks.
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So, let me get this straight.
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All I need to do is not
answer the riddle?
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That's right. Easy
peasy lemon squeezy.
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(CHUCKLES) I won't say a word.
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Then by all means,
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don't answer it.
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I won't.
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Oh, really?
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You're not compelled to answer?
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Well, that's fine.
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You probably don't know
the answer anyway.
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You have to say it, Eddie.
(CHUCKLES)
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That is, if you know it,
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which I doubt.
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(GROANING) Mississippi!
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Mississippi has four
eyes, but doesn't see.
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(BELL RINGS)
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Made you talk!
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Whew. Hey!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(JOKER GIGGLING)
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GREEN ARROW: So, let
me get this straight.
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This whole time, Joker was
using Batman to get to you?
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What did you do to him?
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That's the one riddle
I haven't solved.
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Ha! You know exactly
what you did.
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You did all this because
he ate your donut?
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Okay. We're gonna head
back to the watch tower.
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But, uh, hey, Nygma,
you did good today.
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I did, didn't I?
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You two blockheads wouldn't have
gotten anywhere without me.
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(LAUGHS)
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Riddle me this, Gotham.
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Who's getting better and
better every day in every way?
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Me!
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