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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:05,538 ( 'GOLDEN BROWN' PLAYS ) 2 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:26,180 SONG: � Golden brown, texture like sun 3 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:29,780 � Lays me down, with my mind she runs 4 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,700 � Throughout the night 5 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,460 � No need to fight 6 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:37,499 � Never a frown with golden brown 7 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:45,500 � Every time just like the last 8 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,780 � On her ship tied to the mast 9 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,860 � To distant lands 10 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:53,020 � Takes both my hands 11 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,808 � Never a frown with golden brown... � 12 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:01,860 Flip, turn the fucking TV off! People are trying to sleep. 13 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,816 ( SONG CONTlNUES lN BACKGROUND ) 14 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:09,258 Flip, have some fucking consideration! 15 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,649 ( SOUND MUTES ) For Christ's sake, Flip! 16 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,013 Flipster? 17 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,973 (Quietly) Oh, shit! 18 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,733 Shit! 19 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:35,893 Fuck! 20 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:39,898 ( ENERGETlC ROCK MUSlC ) 21 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:44,980 SONG: � Don't you wanna be 22 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,100 � A personality? 23 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,900 � An ocean in the sea? 24 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,812 � But you'll never make it if you can't shake it 25 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:54,580 � So don't mistake it Just try and fake it 26 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:56,540 � And l want you to know 27 00:01:56,540 --> 00:01:58,700 � You don't have far to go 28 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,820 � So we'll use all your dough 29 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,340 � To buy new clothes and see what flows 30 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,940 � And powder your nose for those photos 31 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:08,060 � You're almost on your way 32 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,980 � To popularity 33 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:12,500 � And we'll teach you to play 34 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,940 � With icy stare and punk-rock hair 35 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:17,420 � And beatnik flare We'll take you there 36 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:20,140 � And there's so many round like you 37 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,660 � And we don't care just what you're doing 38 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:26,780 � After we have gone our separate ways 39 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,620 � Yeah, yeah 40 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:32,060 � Yeah, hey! � 41 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:34,016 (Croaks) 42 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,493 MAN: Fore! 43 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:52,253 Shit! 44 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,900 MAN: Bullshit! MAN: lt's not bullshit. 45 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,580 lt's fucking bullshit! 46 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,300 White's bleeding over Orange. 47 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,740 Cradles him in his arms and says, ''l love you, man.'' 48 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,980 lt's fucking bullshit and even if it wasn't, 49 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,500 they'd say it like blokes say to each other. 50 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,980 GOLFER: Fore! ( WHACK! ) 51 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:15,180 (Sings) � All the leaves are... All the leaves are brown 52 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:17,375 � And the sky is grey... � 53 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,498 Then Orange says back... 54 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:23,340 ..''l love you too, man.'' 55 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:25,500 Yeah, they're saying, ''l love you, man.'' 56 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,980 Not, ''l LOVE you, man.'' 57 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,940 � l went for a walk 58 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:30,620 � On a winter's day... � 59 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,100 Why would he say that? 60 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:35,900 Why would he say ''l love you too,'' if he wasn't a pillow biter? 61 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,380 He's bleeding to death. 62 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:40,180 You say shit like that when you're bleeding to death. 63 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:43,380 � l'd be safe and warm if l was in... � 64 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:45,580 He's been holding it in the whole time. 65 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:48,860 He thinks he's going to die. He has to let it out. 66 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:51,380 Otherwise, his secret will be carried to the grave. 67 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:53,340 Bull-fucking-shit! l love Danny here. 68 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:55,860 But it doesn't mean l'm a fucking chocolate dipper. 69 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,540 l'm no fucking chocolate dipper, mate. 70 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,020 What about that bit 71 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,980 where they're pointing guns at each other? 72 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:02,460 What about it? 73 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:05,691 Well, maybe it's not really their guns they're pointing. 74 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,180 There's no way, pal! 75 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,860 No way! No fucking way! 76 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,140 Dude, l've seen it like 1 8 times. 77 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,620 lt's fucking bullshit! 78 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,860 There's no fucking chocolate dippers in that movie! 79 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,340 lt's my favourite fucking movie! 80 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:22,300 You're all fucking ruining it for me! 81 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,980 (Sings) � California dreaming... � 82 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:28,255 lt slices a bit to the right, dude. 83 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,093 Fore! ( WHACK! ) 84 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:39,460 l knew this bloke once, right? 85 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:40,893 And... 86 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,580 ..he used to masturbate so much 87 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,969 that he grew very fond of his hand. 88 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,060 So much so 89 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:53,980 that he began talking to it and he put a little face on it. 90 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:55,618 And he called it Muriel. 91 00:04:56,660 --> 00:05:00,260 And after a while, Muriel began to talk back to him. 92 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,740 Fore! ( SPLAT! ) 93 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:04,220 He'd get her all dolled up in make-up 94 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,700 and specially made little clothes. 95 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,380 And at night she'd go down 96 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:10,611 and make intense, mad, passionate love to him. 97 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:18,380 Anyway, one night about 3am, he wakes up in a cold sweat. 98 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:21,740 And he hears all this panting and moaning and groaning 99 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:23,700 coming from the next-door neighbour's apartment. 100 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,660 And he looks down at his hand... 101 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,460 There's nothing there. lt's gone. 102 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,460 lt's just this bloody stump. 103 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,940 So he staggers out into the hallway 104 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:35,100 and he sees that the next-door neighbour's door's wide open. 105 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,180 So he pops his head in and what does he see? 106 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:42,900 On the bed, his hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, 107 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:46,131 make-up on, going down on the next-door neighbour. 108 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,333 lt's a true story. 109 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:01,940 Yeah, l heard tell once, dudes, 110 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:05,740 a guy has about 4,000 times in him before he's all used up. 111 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,060 That's fucking bullshit! More like 40,000. 112 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:10,460 ln your dreams, stick man. Add it up! 113 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:12,700 Two times a day, seven days a week, 114 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,660 for what, l don't know, 40 years? 115 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,140 Two times a day? 116 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:18,900 Who gets to do it two times a fucking day? 117 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,420 Me and Jess used to. Two times a day... 118 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:24,500 Me and Jess used to do it five times a day. 119 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,620 For 40 years? What about hangovers? 120 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,100 What about Christmas Day? 121 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,900 How can you do it five times on Christmas Day 122 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,420 while the family's sitting around carving up the turkey? 123 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:35,940 Make up for it at night with the wife. 124 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:39,489 What wife? You haven't had a wife in over six months. 125 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:42,451 l haven't got a problem getting women. 126 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:47,215 l've got this thing l can do that sends them gaga. 127 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,816 How exactly do you mean 'gaga'? 128 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:59,620 Gaga. lnsane, berserk, talking in tongues. You know, gaga. 129 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,700 What, like some sort of secret weapon? 130 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,940 Some kind of like weird sideways movement? 131 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,460 Can't really say, Flip. But it's pretty special, though. 132 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,700 lt could be worth a lot of money. 133 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,338 Let's just get this straight. 134 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,780 You're 20-something years old. 135 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:18,620 You have no job, no money, very few prospects. 136 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:21,380 You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything 137 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:24,180 which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex 138 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:25,613 in over six months. 139 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,340 And yet, you sit here and tell us 140 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:31,580 that you have some kind of special thing 141 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,740 that makes the other side go gaga. 142 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:36,300 Well, if it makes them go so fucking gaga, 143 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,417 then what the fuck are you doing here with us losers? 144 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:43,500 Yeah, he's got a point there, Danster. 145 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,980 Yeah, well, 146 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,017 l didn't say it fixed all the emotional stuff, did l? 147 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,729 Did l hear someone mention emotional stuff?. 148 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:05,653 MAN: A writer? 149 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,940 You're a writer? 150 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,532 l'm a writer. 151 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,300 l worked at Burger King 152 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,256 for three years before getting this job. 153 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,973 l've got an arts degree. 154 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:29,500 lf we get you a job that says you lick toilet bowls, 155 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,180 then that's what you do. 156 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,613 You lick toilet bowls. 157 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:37,020 (Laughs) 158 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,900 (Mutters) A writer? 159 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,333 Jesus. 160 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,369 You can't write. l can write. 161 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,300 Philosophical insights... 162 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,495 Direct experience with the mystery of being... 163 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,020 Dusky whores... 164 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,453 Russian transvestites... 165 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,300 An unfinished thesis on the 1 0 most painful human emotions 166 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,733 does not constitute writing. 167 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,213 Got stuck on jealousy. 168 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,938 lf it points inwards, it means your heart's full. 169 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,500 lf it points outwards, it means your heart's empty. 170 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,138 You'd better spin it round, then. 171 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,660 She might change her mind. 172 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:15,810 She ran off with your best friend. 173 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:19,060 She said l didn't let her breathe. 174 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,740 She said she needed some space. 175 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,700 You followed her every time she left. 176 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,780 You sat outside the door when she went to the toilet. 177 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,460 ls it my fault l worried 178 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:30,540 l didn't have a reason to exist whenever she wasn't around? 179 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,660 What about a muse? 180 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:35,458 Enigmatic, mysterious, intelligent of spirit... 181 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,138 All great writers have a muse. 182 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,100 What about teletype paper? 183 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,533 Excuse me? 184 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:47,340 Kerouac wrote on the road on an entire roll of teletype paper. 185 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:51,260 He reckoned the pages imposed an artificial structure 186 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:52,852 on his stream of consciousness. 187 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:55,940 l heard tell once, dude, 188 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,260 you write a story for 'Penthouse', 189 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:01,457 they pay you 25 G's, minimum. 190 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,100 25 grand? 191 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,533 Yeah, minimum! 192 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:13,100 lt won't budge. That must mean something, mustn't it? 193 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,533 Means you're getting fat. 194 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:19,020 She said she needed to live a little. 195 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:20,931 What does that mean, ''live a little''? 196 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:27,330 Lead melts at 335 degrees Centigrade. 197 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:32,210 The last tram leaves the town hall at 1 1 :05pm. 198 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:36,820 That's so fucking true. 199 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,253 ( BELL RlNGS ) 200 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,658 (Whispers) Oh, shit! 201 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,020 (European accent) l have come about the room. 202 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,978 ( UPBEAT MUSlC ) 203 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:59,020 lt's a tent. Bank clerk lives there. 204 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,738 Half rent. Saves money. 205 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:04,055 Do you mind? lt's not for rent. 206 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,369 Name's Jabber. Jabber the Hut. 207 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,100 Anya. 208 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,700 l control the remote. Understand? 209 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,656 Remote stays with me at all times. 210 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,339 l do not believe in the watching of television. 211 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,655 lt is the opiate of the masses. 212 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,450 l'll just pretend you never said that. 213 00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:43,020 l need to know if the fridge has ever had any meat in it. 214 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,692 ( WHACK! ) 215 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:49,333 l am...how you say... 216 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,132 ..non-eater of meat. 217 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,860 Vego. Vego. 218 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,420 Fridge is cool. 219 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:59,298 Nothing but poundcake, beer and fish fingers. 220 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,500 What is this...fish fingers? 221 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,140 Rectangular... Fish... 222 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,620 Fried. Crunchy. 223 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,100 Good. 224 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,011 The roof, on the other hand... Flip! 225 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:14,020 lt's a beef patty. Been up there for years. 226 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,500 ( DOOR OPENS ) 227 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,180 Stand back, people. We're going in! 228 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,217 ls that wise? l'm sure l saw something moving this morning. 229 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,540 You've got to watch out for the sneakers. 230 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,498 When they're replaced by army boots, it's random sniper time. 231 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,500 Fore! ( WHACK! ) 232 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,456 ( SPLAT! ) 233 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:52,132 ''Enigmatic, mysterious, intelligent of spirit...'' 234 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,254 You're talking about the girl l intend to marry. 235 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:04,133 One. All intelligence must be shared. 236 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:07,660 Wasn't there an Anya in 'War and Peace'? 237 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:12,097 Two. Everyone's got to give it their best shot. 238 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,900 Chemistry, Danny. Can't beat chemistry. 239 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:20,769 Three. There is to be no lying, cheating or backstabbing. 240 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,253 Maybe it's Dostoevski. 241 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:25,978 'Brothers Karamazov', l think. 242 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:30,260 Guy who gets the first date gets a clear run. 243 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,260 Loser runs around the house three times 244 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,940 with his undies on his head. 245 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,180 Did you see the sparks fly between us? 246 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,860 lt's a done deal, my son. Don't even go there. 247 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,700 l thought you all hated vegetarians. 248 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,460 True love knows no boundaries, Sammy. 249 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:47,220 And she's not adverse to the occasional fish finger. 250 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,893 Basically, we're willing to make concessions. 251 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,333 Are we agreed? 252 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,900 l'm not like you guys. l'm in it for the long haul. 253 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,368 We can deal with that. We'll work around it. 254 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,940 lt's a bonding thing. Blokes got to stick together. 255 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,740 All for one, one for all. That sort of thing. 256 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,220 Guys with hard-ons. 257 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,460 Blood rushes from their brains to their dicks 258 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,257 and they all become real stupid. 259 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,780 MAN: Mr Kirkhope? 260 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,260 Yes? 261 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,775 l wonder if we might have a few moments of your time. 262 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,820 Every month, 263 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:33,620 $563 is supposed to be delivered 264 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:37,540 to a certain post office box at the Brisbane GPO. 265 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,820 ( VOlCE CHATTERS ON PHONE ) 266 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:43,369 For the last four months, this has not happened. 267 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,051 Do any of you have any reason... 268 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,740 ..for this? 269 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,820 You do know those things give you brain tumours, don't you? 270 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,300 Um... (Clears throat) 271 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,140 We seem to be going through 272 00:14:57,140 --> 00:15:00,220 a bit of a transitionary fiscal crisis at the moment. 273 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,700 He means a recession. 274 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,168 We're considering it the recession we had to have. 275 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,658 l think we got ourselves a couple of smart-arses. 276 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,380 Are any of you shitheads related 277 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,018 to a copper or a pollie? 278 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,458 Looks like we're in the clear. 279 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,020 Damn good tea. 280 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,860 lt's chai from lndia. 281 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,691 Biscuit? No, thank you. 282 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:36,940 We're expecting a big cheque at the end of the month. 283 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,380 25 G's from 'Penthouse' magazine. 284 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:42,620 What do you do? Pose for a fucking centrefold? 285 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:47,250 No, l'm a writer. l write for 'Penthouse' magazine. 286 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,933 No kidding. 287 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,700 You got a machine? 288 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,133 Er, l've got an Underwood. 289 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,420 ls that Mac or Windows? 290 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,729 lt's a typewriter. 291 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,580 Don't sound like no fucking writer to me, mate. 292 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,820 Oh, well, Hunter S. Thompson used an Underwood. 293 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,732 Er, Kerouac, Hemingway used an Underwood. 294 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:19,580 Stephen King? Stephen King wrote heaps of stuff on an Underwood. 295 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,775 Are we going to get our bond back? 296 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:35,738 Did anyone say you could talk, dickstrap? 297 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,580 Did anybody here say 298 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:43,017 you could open your dirty, fucking, stinking little trap? 299 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,340 lf l get a tumour, funboy, 300 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:52,696 l'm going to hold you personally fucking responsible. 301 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,380 Us again. 302 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,060 One of the life forms here 303 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,971 has raised a question about the bond. 304 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,260 Yeah. 305 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,740 Sure. 306 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,049 Sure. No problem. Can do. 307 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,855 Four months' back rent. 308 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,860 Two months' rent in advance. 309 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,339 End of week. 310 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,972 Otherwise... 311 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,693 Comprehende? 312 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:39,500 Do you think it's true about the brain tumour? 313 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,980 Supposed to be. 314 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,660 You can get headset, you know. 315 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,540 Keep the phone in your pocket, talk into the mike. 316 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,220 You'd look like a frigging receptionist! 317 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,778 lt's an earphone thing! 318 00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,094 'Penthouse' magazine? 319 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,740 ''Enter me... 320 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,173 ''..enter me,''... 321 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:05,340 ..she gasped. 322 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,820 ( BELL DlNGS ) 323 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:11,180 ''Enter me hard, enter me deep. l want you inside me. 324 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,860 ''Yes, yes! lnsert yourself, Rodney. 325 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:18,138 ''l want you now, entering hard, entering deep, yes, now, oh.'' 326 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,060 ''l entered her''? 327 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,540 ''He entered me''? 328 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:24,973 ''l wanted him inside me.'' 329 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,500 What are we? Cars? Elevators? 330 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,740 Hotel rooms that guys can crawl inside of, 331 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:33,140 eat, sleep and leave a big mess for someone to clear up? 332 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,573 lt's for 'Penthouse' magazine. 333 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,260 l just don't think 334 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,455 anyone should enter or get entered, that's all. 335 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,258 What about the 25 grand? 336 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,140 1 5? 337 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,620 You want the truth? 338 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,576 ( OUTSlDE DOOR CLOSES ) 339 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,293 ANYA: This... 340 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,020 Just put it on the right. 341 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,931 You sure you don't need any help? 342 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,733 Maybe later, l think. 343 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,220 All these words for a woman who doesn't want sex - 344 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,939 'frigid', 'uptight', 'cold', 'icy'. 345 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:18,655 Can you think of one word for a man who doesn't want sex? 346 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,133 Dead. 347 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,898 ( DlSTANT SlNGALONG ) 348 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:07,900 (Men sing) � Girl, l'm sorry l was blind 349 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:12,820 � You were always on my mind 350 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:17,460 � You were always on my mind 351 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:21,780 � Tell me 352 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:26,740 � Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died... � 353 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,540 Scary. � Give me... � 354 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:31,500 Must be...how you say? 355 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,460 � Give me one more chance... � 356 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,420 Bonding. � To keep you satisfied... � 357 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,660 l've said it before. lt's a tribal thing. 358 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:40,820 Go in boys and come out men. 359 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,778 (lmitates guitar) 360 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:50,769 � Little things l should have said and done... � 361 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,260 They'll be circumcising themselves with sharp rocks 362 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,740 any minute now. 363 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,220 JABBER: Sing it, fellows! 364 00:20:57,220 --> 00:21:01,980 � You were always on my mind 365 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:05,655 � You were always on my mind... � 366 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,612 Getting some serious rays there, Flip? 367 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:20,016 l'm moontanning, man. Full moon. 368 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,778 You don't get 'em every day. 369 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,900 No, you don't. 370 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,937 Do you ever wonder if it's all a big con, Flip? 371 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,460 Eh? 372 00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:34,020 This. Everything. 373 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,290 What if none of it really exists? 374 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:40,580 What if it's like some big experiment, 375 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,492 and we're like ants trapped in a giant Petri dish? 376 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,660 What if there's a greater intelligence out there 377 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:50,060 and it's creating everything purely as a way 378 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,016 of stopping us going insane on them? 379 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,180 What if nothing really exists until we sense it? 380 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,940 My...my room doesn't exist until l walk into it. 381 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:01,860 Front yard doesn't exist until l experience it. 382 00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:03,339 You don't exist. 383 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,940 l don't...exist? 384 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:11,500 Well, you could be just a projection of my inner psyche 385 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,298 materialised from my brain in order to keep me company. 386 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,940 What about the cashmere sweater babes over the road 387 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:21,408 with their swishy little skirts and all? 388 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,932 Would they be from your inner psyche or mine? 389 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,893 Probably yours, l reckon, Flip. 390 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:33,137 Took off a while ago with some rugby types. 391 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:37,889 Losers, man. Forget them. No. We're connected, man. 392 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,140 Once you have them by the moonlight, 393 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:43,131 they never want to go back. 394 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,740 lt would mean that when we close our eyes, 395 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,173 everything disappears. 396 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,731 And if we open them fast enough... 397 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,900 ..we might be able to catch the greater intelligence out 398 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,811 and see that there's actually nothing there. 399 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,250 What if l kept mine open while you shut yours? 400 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:05,900 No, you're just being stupid now, Flip. 401 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,333 lt doesn't work like that. 402 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,048 There may be some sort of delay switch happening. 403 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,409 Tomorrow is the shortest day of the year. 404 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,260 ln pagan times, 405 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:29,411 it would be time for the king to be sacrificed... 406 00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:34,135 ..and for the queen to select a new man to be her king. 407 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:46,573 May l? 408 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:56,060 Seems a bit rough on the poor old kings, doesn't it? 409 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,812 lt was a great honour. 410 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,340 Their blood had to be poured into the ground 411 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,340 to make the earth fertile again 412 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,217 and the harvest plentiful. 413 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,052 Makes you sort of thankful for crop rotation, doesn't it? 414 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:18,412 The female fertility cycle is 28 days. 415 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,254 The lunar moonth is 28 days. 416 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:26,497 A month. No, moonth. 417 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,620 The moonth is a lunar month, 418 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:32,737 the same as a woman's fertility cycle. 419 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:37,969 1 3 moonths fit exactly into one year. 420 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:43,380 At the end of the 1 3th moonth, the king must die. 421 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:46,611 Oh, well. l guess if it helps for the harvest... 422 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,820 When the patriarchy took over, 423 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,740 they abolished the 1 3th moonth 424 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,696 to stop the killing of the kings. 425 00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,493 That's why they say 1 3 is the unlucky number. 426 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,540 Why should 1 3 be the unlucky number? 427 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:08,612 Just because some man didn't want to be bled to death. 428 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:12,100 l get very pissed off about that. 429 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,533 Men are bastards. 430 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,455 l hear about your secret weapon. 431 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,693 To make us go, how you say? 432 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,618 Gaga? (Clears throat) 433 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,890 Uh, will you excuse me for a moment? 434 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:47,180 GOATEE: l'm telling you, bud, if this deal comes together, 435 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:50,580 it's just going to be one long line of kneeling down, 436 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,380 dick-sucking motherfuckers waiting for me to come along 437 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:56,180 and give them a taste of the big fellow here. 438 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,620 How will you get the designs on? 439 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,576 l don't see how you'll do that. 440 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,053 (Coughs) 441 00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:07,899 Any fucker propeller head can do the designs, bud. 442 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:11,940 Those lines and dots they've got... 443 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,540 ..can be changed into, like, ridges and bumps 444 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,180 for added sensitivity. 445 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:19,180 Fucking guy's going to think he's fucking Tarzan. 446 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,613 (Chuckles) 447 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,616 ( BONG HlSSES AND GURGLES ) 448 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:27,369 You got a name for it yet? 449 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,580 We're going to call him the 'Woomera'. 450 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,060 Think about it. 451 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:36,700 ''Go further, longer with the Woomera.'' 452 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,656 ( DOOR THUDS ) 453 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,340 l thought we said no fucking backstabbing! 454 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:43,940 What are you talking about? 455 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:45,940 You told her! Told her what? 456 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,260 Secret weapon, talking in tongues, gaga. 457 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,740 We never! 458 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:52,260 What about ''all for one and one for all''? 459 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:53,740 Male bonding, remember? 460 00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,780 We was doing you a favour, man. 461 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,860 We thought she'd be impressed. We thought she'd want a taste. 462 00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:00,293 Yeah, right. 463 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,660 lt's going to be fucking huge, man. 464 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:09,820 Guys are going to be beating down my fucking door 465 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:12,493 to buy condoms with Aboriginal tribal paintings on them. 466 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:17,890 ( FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ) 467 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,774 ( KNOCK AT DOOR ) l'm not here. 468 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,973 ( DOOR CREAKS ) 469 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,453 Excuse me. 470 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,576 Do you want to get married? 471 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,260 We get married, 472 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,818 we live together. 473 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,333 We sit... 474 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,058 ..and face the same direction. 475 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,656 We stare at the same thing. 476 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,900 We have conversation that lasts no longer 477 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:57,970 than the commercial breaks on TV. 478 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,420 And one day, 479 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,980 we wake up. 480 00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,811 We look in the mirror... 481 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:09,860 ..and we wonder what happened to our lives. 482 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:11,532 You sure that's what happens? 483 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,173 There's no hope? 484 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,013 Very little. 485 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,540 Pages, uh, tend to impose an artificial structure 486 00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:34,371 on my stream of consciousness. 487 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,740 They don't make teletype paper anymore. 488 00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:39,173 l've already looked. 489 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,653 Show me your hand. 490 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:58,137 You are deeply aware of your own sense of melodrama. 491 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,420 You lack faith in yourself... 492 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:04,139 ..but expect faith in others. 493 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,619 You project your insecurities onto everyone around you. 494 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,252 You reject happiness as being shallow and superficial. 495 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,340 You embrace postmodernism... 496 00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:22,729 ..to avoid having an original thought. 497 00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:26,860 You criticise yourself because... 498 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,976 ..it places you above criticism. 499 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,140 You desire what you hate 500 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,256 and you hate what you desire. 501 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:42,776 And you always have to kill what you love the most. 502 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:47,252 You can see all that? 503 00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:50,213 Nothing is new anymore. 504 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,973 Everything is rehashed. 505 00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:06,772 Do you think there's such a thing as human nature? 506 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:12,456 Do you think l can invite some friends for a party? 507 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,980 (Exhales) 508 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,493 Don't see why not. 509 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:01,776 ( THUD! ) 510 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,940 DANNY: ''There once... 511 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:12,020 ''..was a...man... 512 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:14,739 ''..who used to masturbate...'' 513 00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:17,780 ( DlNG! ) 514 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:19,260 ''..so much...'' 515 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:22,218 ( JAUNTY MUSlC ) (Whistles) 516 00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:58,211 (Sighs) Fuck. 517 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,380 ''John and Marjorie Lewis 518 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,340 ''request the pleasure of the company of Daniel Kirkhope 519 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:09,060 ''to celebrate the marriage of Jessica Kate and James Lindsay 520 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,660 ''at the St Stephens Chapel.'' 521 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,060 You know, there are nuances tenth time around 522 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,900 that slip by you at first. 523 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,972 l broke bread with these people, Sammy. 524 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:22,460 Me and Matt swapped cooking tips. 525 00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:23,940 They obviously don't understand 526 00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:25,940 the religious significance of that act. 527 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,500 l thought they understood me. 528 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,380 l thought they... sympathised with me. 529 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,740 Bit selfish of them to side with their own flesh and blood. 530 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:36,580 lt's a fucking betrayal. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 531 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,260 Roses, Danny. Roses. 532 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:40,740 Candlelit dinner, 533 00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:44,096 glass of wine, bit of a spliff and boof! 534 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,573 Boof. 535 00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,460 Boof. 536 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,740 You old romantic, you. 537 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,140 She wants a party with some friends. 538 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,860 l said it would be cool. 539 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,293 (Whoops) 540 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,133 You can't beat roses, Danny. 541 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,260 Add them to the local all-you-can-eat salad bar 542 00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:08,376 and you've got yourself one deadly combination. 543 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:10,853 You want to get married? 544 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:13,940 Can't. Got to go out later. 545 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,453 Good evening. 546 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:18,820 l move in now, yes? 547 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:20,300 Yes? 548 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,052 l move in now?. 549 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:29,615 l'm sorry, the room is taken. 550 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,893 Bond. 551 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,060 Do we have a name? 552 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,540 Yes. 553 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:48,008 Your name. What is your name? 554 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,460 Sam. Danny. 555 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:53,940 Flip. 556 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:55,580 Jabber the Hut. 557 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,540 Oh! 'Star Wars Trilogy'. 558 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,940 Got it in one, Tiger Girl. 559 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:03,060 You, yes? 560 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:06,132 Hai! Satomi. Satomi. 561 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,136 Where are we going to put her? 562 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:12,813 What do you think? 563 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:17,900 DANNY: They look different, 564 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,740 they talk different, 565 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:22,860 they know things we can't even begin to comprehend. 566 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:25,660 lf that's not a sign of an alien, what is? 567 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:27,093 He your boyfriend? 568 00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:30,100 Do l look like a masochist? 569 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,620 They come down here, get impregnated with our seed, 570 00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:34,940 then bugger off back to the Planet Beautiful, 571 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,940 where only women are allowed to live. 572 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:39,500 l want to find that planet. OK, Tiger Girl. 573 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,980 l want to live there. 574 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,540 Either we find the equivalent of Colombia's national debt 575 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,020 in the next 24 hours, 576 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,898 or seriously consider some kind of ritualised mass suicide. 577 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:51,974 What is going on out there? ( CHANTlNG ) 578 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,820 Didn't your sisters who run with the wolves tell you? 579 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,820 (People chant) � Shekhinah, Morgana 580 00:34:57,820 --> 00:35:00,140 � Maya, lzanami, Shakti... � 581 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,620 Explanation? 582 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:04,380 Winter solstice blue moonth. 583 00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:06,660 Some poor bastard's got to be sacrificed 584 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:08,700 so that the earth may bear fruit. 585 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,700 Seems a bit rough on the bloke. 586 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,180 That's what l said, 587 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:14,180 but l obviously wasn't taking into account 588 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,580 4,000 years of patriarchal tyranny. 589 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:18,060 (Chanting continues) 590 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:20,060 Who are they going to sacrifice? 591 00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,740 (Drunkenly) Hello, you duds! 592 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:25,653 Winter solstice blue moonth party! 593 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:30,060 � Maya, lzanami, Shakti 594 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:34,060 � lshtar, Ceridwen, Hecate, lnanna 595 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:38,140 � lsis, Artemis, Sophia, Athena, Coatilicue... � 596 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:39,620 Ooh! 597 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,180 Baby... 598 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,091 � Gaia, Saraswati 599 00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:48,380 � Kali, Paso Wee, Demeter, Bhavati 600 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,100 � Hera, Akewa, Diana, Nidaba 601 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,940 � Chicomecoatl, waterlily... � 602 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:55,620 Are you not coming? 603 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,736 (Echoes) lt is very empowering. 604 00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:02,580 � lshtar, Ceridwen, Hecate, lnanna 605 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:06,180 � lsis, Artemis, Sophia, Athena... � 606 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:07,980 l'll see you outside, then? 607 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,620 � Aphrodite, Mielikki, Astarte 608 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:12,700 � Gaia, Saraswati, Kali... � 609 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:16,852 (Male voices hum) (Chanting continues) 610 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,098 You're joking. 611 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,056 You're not joking. 612 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,168 Don't you want to run with the wolves too? 613 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,740 l might just take a raincheck on that one, 614 00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:37,300 if that's OK with you. 615 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,530 Just in case the Christian Brothers were right. 616 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,780 (Chanting continues) 617 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,420 (Goatee whoops hysterically) 618 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,300 � Hera, Akewa, Diana, Nidaba... � 619 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,973 You better hurry up. You'll miss the sacrifice. 620 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,860 Hey... 621 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,340 What? 622 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,060 � lshtar, Ceridwen, Hecate, lnanna... � 623 00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:00,780 Get out of here. 624 00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:02,940 � lsis, Artemis, Sophia, Athena 625 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:06,420 � Coatilicue, Aphrodite, Mielikki, Astarte 626 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:10,380 � Gaia, Saraswati, Kali... � Fuck. 627 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:13,580 � Kali, Paso Wee, Demeter, Bhavati 628 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:17,220 � Hera, Akewa, Diana, Nidaba 629 00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,100 � Chicomecoatl, waterlily 630 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,580 � Shekhina, Morgana 631 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:23,540 � Maya, lzanami, Shakti. � 632 00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:28,380 l call on the guardians of the four watchtowers. 633 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,690 ALL: We call on the guardians of the four watchtowers. 634 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,940 (All chant) � lshtar... � GOATEE: Hey! 635 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:36,500 Guys? 636 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,740 Guys, l thought this was supposed to be 637 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,537 a pretend sacrifice. 638 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,013 Hey, guys! 639 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:50,580 (All chant softly) � lsis... 640 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,300 GOATEE: Hey, guys! 641 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,780 lt's getting warmer! 642 00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:56,738 ( TENSE MUSlC ) Are you sure this is safe? 643 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:02,220 Guys? l don't like it. 644 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,700 lf this was real, 645 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,140 you'd both be dog meat by now. 646 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:09,098 ( 'STAR WARS' THEME ) 647 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,649 MAN: Guardians of the four watchtowers? 648 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,300 FLlP: Straight through. Out the back. First on the right. 649 00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:26,733 Cool. 650 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,578 Go for it. 651 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:37,978 ( MUSlC SWELLS ) 652 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,180 Taylor, do you know these people? 653 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:50,380 Let's just say l have connections. 654 00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:54,134 l had to call in the cavalry to neutralise the rent situation. 655 00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:58,378 With extreme prejudice, cover me. 656 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,296 ( CAR APPROACHES ) 657 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,220 (Moans) 658 00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:33,653 Oh, man! 659 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,739 (Woman moans repeatedly) 660 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,213 Ooh! (Man grunts) 661 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:44,700 (Sings) � The sun on the meadow... � 662 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,500 GOATEE: ..not a shish kebab! 663 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,456 Taylor, these reinforcements of yours... 664 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:52,220 ..they wouldn't be, by any chance, Nazis, would they? 665 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:54,180 You're a bunch of pagan freaks! Well... 666 00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:57,580 l prefer to think of them as politically challenged. 667 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,411 Jesus fucking Christ! 668 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,740 Crazy, man! 669 00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:04,458 Jesus! (Flip screams) 670 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,980 l knew it. 671 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,574 There's some seriously bad medicine going down out there. 672 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,740 Just as l thought. 673 00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:15,500 He's crossed to the Dark Side. 674 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,300 Probably for the better. 675 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,300 He's with his own kind now. 676 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,980 Shouldn't we mark him as of the beast? 677 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:23,980 lt's just shock, that's all. 678 00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:26,140 Saw a cashmere sweater back... Shut up! 679 00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:27,573 Ow! (Laughs) 680 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,140 Cashmere sweater babe came back with flat-headed rugby type. 681 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,140 (Man and woman moan) 682 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,220 They've been going at it like lamb chops on the lawn. 683 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,700 TAYLOR: What, now?. Mmm. 684 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:41,780 WOMAN: Ooh! MAN: Gentle, gentle, gentle. 685 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,213 (Both moan) 686 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,500 Ooh, ouch! 687 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,540 Nasty! (Tuts) 688 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:52,660 That's got to hurt. (Woman exclaims) 689 00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:54,460 lt's a bad game, dude. 690 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:57,380 (Both moan and yell) Brings out the worst in people. 691 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,132 (Passionate yelling escalates) 692 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,500 JABBER: No! No! 693 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,820 l'll do anything! l'll come to your meetings! 694 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,980 l'll denounce the others! Please! 695 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:08,572 Leave it here, please. 696 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,100 This cannot be happening. 697 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,340 Now, that is just fucking going too far! 698 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,296 ( CHAlNSAW BUZZES ) 699 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:22,740 (All sing) � Oh, Father Oh, Father 700 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:25,500 � Oh, show us a sign 701 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,140 � Your children have waited 702 00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:30,460 � To see... � ( WOOD CLATTERS ) 703 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:33,100 � The morning will come 704 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,220 � When the world is mine 705 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,940 � Tomorrow belongs 706 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,700 � Tomorrow belongs 707 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,340 � Tomorrow belongs to me... � 708 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,340 ( CHAlNSAW BUZZES ) 709 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:49,780 � Tomorrow belongs 710 00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:52,420 � Tomorrow belongs 711 00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:56,857 � Tomorrow belongs to me 712 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,500 � Oh, Father 713 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,980 � Oh, Father Oh, show us the sign 714 00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:06,180 � Your children have waited 715 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:08,580 � To see 716 00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:11,420 � The morning will come 717 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:14,260 � When the world is mine 718 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,980 � Tomorrow belongs 719 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,540 � Tomorrow belongs 720 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:23,897 � Tomorrow belongs to me... � 721 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:31,100 Time to pay the rent... arsewipes. 722 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,420 ( CHAlNSAW BUZZES ) � Tomorrow belongs 723 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,411 � To me. � 724 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:39,129 (Crowd cheers and applauds) 725 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:45,500 (Woman sings) � Should auld acquaintance 726 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,540 � Be forgot 727 00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:52,020 � And never brought to mind 728 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:55,540 (All sing )� Should auld... � Fucking wankers. 729 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,980 � Be forgot and... � 730 00:42:57,980 --> 00:43:00,620 Look after her for me, will you, little buddy? 731 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:03,020 � Auld lang syne 732 00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:05,978 � For auld lang... � l love you, man. 733 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,900 l love you too, Flip. 734 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,500 � For auld lang syne 735 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,300 � We'll take a cup... � 736 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,300 ( MOTORBlKE APPROACHES ) 737 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,256 (Screams) 738 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:28,260 � Should auld acquaintance be forgot and... � 739 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:31,935 Whoa! Freak show, dude. 740 00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:38,300 � Should auld acquaintance be forgot 741 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:43,060 � And days of auld lang syne 742 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:48,340 � For auld lang syne, my dear 743 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:52,700 � For auld lang syne... � 744 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:55,620 ( CHAlNSAW BUZZES ) � We'll take a cup 745 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:57,940 � Of kindness then 746 00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:01,060 � For auld lang... � l go now, yes? 747 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,100 l think so, Tiger Girl. 748 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,780 l really do think so. 749 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:06,780 Hai, douma arrigatou. 750 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:10,740 � Be forgot and never brought to mind... � 751 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:12,696 ( CRASH! ) 752 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:16,020 ( CRASH! ) 753 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:19,260 � And days of auld lang syne 754 00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:24,140 � For auld lang syne, my dear 755 00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:26,940 � For auld lang syne... � 756 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:28,373 lt's us. 757 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:33,729 Yeah, well, l don't think you're going to like this... 758 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,700 ..very much. 759 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:38,656 (All cheer and applaud) 760 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:49,854 MAN: lf this were an environmentally sound society, Daniel, 761 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,860 your two-litre plastic orange juice bottle 762 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:53,540 would be just the right height 763 00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:55,780 to fit your dry fettuccine into, wouldn't it? 764 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,736 ( GUlTAR SOFTLY PLAYS ) 765 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,260 (Sings) � All the leaves are... All the leaves are brown 766 00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:08,860 � And the sky is grey... � But it's not, though, is it? 767 00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:10,540 lt's an economically corrupt, non-renewable, 768 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:12,500 rip the guts out of the ecosystem, 769 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,500 toxic materialist society, isn't it? 770 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:18,260 � l've been for a walk 771 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,140 � On a winter's day... � 772 00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:22,380 So they make your two-litre juice bottle 773 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:24,100 exactly 2.5cm too fucking short 774 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:27,220 to fit your dry fettuccine into, don't they? 775 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:32,135 � l'd be safe and warm lf l was in L... � 776 00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,853 On fucking purpose! 777 00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:40,860 You do know those things leak radiation 778 00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:42,293 like a sieve, don't you? 779 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,898 Beginning to worry about you, Daniel. 780 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:50,620 Starting to notice a severely self-destructive streak 781 00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:52,053 in you lately. 782 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:56,898 ( STEADY ROCK MUSlC ) 783 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:17,089 SONG: � l am the passenger 784 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:20,610 � And l ride and l ride 785 00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:24,409 � l ride through the city's backside 786 00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:27,655 � l see the stars coming out today 787 00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:31,500 � Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky 788 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,020 � You know it looks so good today... � 789 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,453 ( DOORBELL RlNGS ) 790 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:39,093 Fuck! 791 00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:43,170 Flip! What are you doing here? 792 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,460 He met the winner of the Tathra wet... 793 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:49,260 Met the winner of the Tathra wet T-shirt competition. 794 00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:50,740 Whoo! 795 00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:54,176 Started pissing down as soon as we crossed the fucking border. 796 00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:58,415 Poor little bastard here nearly froze to death. 797 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:01,371 You should really call your mother, Daniel. 798 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,580 She hasn't heard from you in weeks. 799 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:06,332 Been doing the figures, Danny boy. 800 00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:10,180 l've done all the dates, bought all the flowers, 801 00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:12,136 had all the candlelit dinners... 802 00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:15,900 Been to gallery openings, sat through the plays. 803 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:18,020 Expressed my feelings. 804 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:21,780 Came up with some new ones l never even knew l had. 805 00:47:21,780 --> 00:47:25,220 Said all the right things, told all the right lies, 806 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:29,500 but still...still not one drop of affection down south. 807 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,651 You do realise Lenin wasn't actually his real name? 808 00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:35,660 lt's a completely made-up name. 809 00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:38,100 Like...Bono or Prince. 810 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,533 You see this wallet? 811 00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,500 Apparently...rocked up one morning 812 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,980 and said, ''Call me Lenin.'' 813 00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:51,700 $4,873 have passed through this wallet in the past 1 2 months. 814 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,180 All of it... 815 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,300 ..in the sole pursuit of women. 816 00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:56,900 Pity he didn't hang around. 817 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,580 He could have called himself 818 00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,540 'The political leader formerly known as Lenin'. 819 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:02,220 So, you know what l did? 820 00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:06,780 l got up, caught a cab to the red-light district, 821 00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:08,896 walked into a brothel... 822 00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:12,380 ..pulled out a $1 00 bill 823 00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:15,940 and a very nice girl took me into her room 824 00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:18,500 and had sex with me just like that! 825 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,133 l'm a convert, Danny boy. 826 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:23,693 A true believer. 827 00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:27,857 Just goes to show you what a postmodern guy he was. 828 00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,896 ( THUNDER CRASHES, DOORBELL RlNGS ) 829 00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:40,973 Fuck! 830 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,453 Sammy! 831 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,060 Your mum says you really should... 832 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,971 ..try and ring her a bit more. 833 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,411 She's terrified of commitment, Danny. 834 00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:57,580 Commitment involves feelings, feelings involve emotions 835 00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,340 and emotions are a fascist construct 836 00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:01,300 forced upon us over thousands of years 837 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,140 by the patriarchal hierarchy. 838 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,654 l'm beginning to hate that patriarchal hierarchy. 839 00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,180 l wasn't allowed to moan 840 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,860 because it sounded like a cliche. 841 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,340 l wasn't allowed to gasp 842 00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:13,020 because it sounded like a cliche. 843 00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,300 l wasn't allowed to say ''l love you'' 844 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,256 because it sounded like a cliche. 845 00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:22,138 How do you climax without it sounding like a cliche? 846 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,860 Do you reckon l should look 847 00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:27,055 at 'P' for prostitute or 'E' for escort? 848 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,296 ( THUNDER RUMBLES ) 849 00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:45,218 ( HAUNTlNG MUSlC ) 850 00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:47,693 Make love to me. 851 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:52,053 Excuse me? 852 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,933 You know, berserk? 853 00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:58,860 Gaga, talking in tongues? 854 00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:03,888 SONG: � ls there a time for keeping your distance... � 855 00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:07,458 Don't you find me attractive? 856 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,730 Of course l find you attractive. 857 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:13,340 Well, then... 858 00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:14,773 Well, we're mates. 859 00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:17,500 You can't sleep with your mates. 860 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:20,810 lt's one of the unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship. 861 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,740 l didn't know there were any unwritten rules 862 00:50:24,740 --> 00:50:26,420 of the moral code of mateship. 863 00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:28,380 Oh, yeah, they're... they're the biggies. 864 00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,140 No sleeping with a mate. 865 00:50:30,140 --> 00:50:32,260 No sleeping with a mate's girlfriend. 866 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:34,340 No urinating on a mate's car. 867 00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:36,660 lt's column-of-salt sort of stuff. 868 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:38,298 Sodom and Gomorrah and all that. 869 00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:42,300 Old Testament? Yeah, you know. 870 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,620 Plagues, pestilence, frogs falling from the sky, 871 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:46,053 that sort of thing. 872 00:50:49,620 --> 00:50:51,258 Doesn't sound too good, does it? 873 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:58,938 � ls there a time to run for cover... � 874 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:02,096 l just need to feel loved. 875 00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:07,058 l just need to feel. 876 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:13,258 ( DARK MUSlC ) 877 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,860 SONG: � l hear stories from the chamber 878 00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:20,300 � How Christ was born into a manger 879 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:23,980 � And like some ragged stranger died upon the cross 880 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:27,700 � And might l say it seems so fitting in its way 881 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,980 � He was a carpenter by trade 882 00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:32,574 � Or at least that's what l'm told... � 883 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,053 Sammy? 884 00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:39,616 ( WATER RUNS ) Sammy? 885 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,133 Sammy. 886 00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:47,253 Oh, fuck! 887 00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:51,100 � And in a way l'm hoping to be done 888 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,340 � With all this weighing up of truth 889 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:55,860 � Eye for an eye Tooth for a tooth 890 00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:58,220 � And l've got nothing left to lose 891 00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,220 � And l'm not afraid to die 892 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,100 � The mercy seat is waiting... � 893 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:04,140 Oh, shit! 894 00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:08,300 � ln a way l'm yearning to be done 895 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:10,260 � With all this measuring of proof 896 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:13,013 � Eye for an eye Tooth for a tooth... � 897 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:17,740 Why is 3:00 in the morning always the hour of choice 898 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:21,420 to put on Nick Cave, get depressed and kill yourself?. 899 00:52:21,420 --> 00:52:23,700 What's wrong with the middle of the day 900 00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:26,168 when everyone's awake and ready to call an ambulance? 901 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:29,173 What's happening to me? 902 00:52:31,340 --> 00:52:33,700 l can't even kill myself properly. 903 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,180 l can't do anything properly. 904 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,460 ( SOFT PlANO MUSlC ) 905 00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,940 l'm sure if you concentrated, 906 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:42,250 you'd be able to kill yourself better than anyone else l know. 907 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,380 Really? 908 00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:50,258 You do everything better than anyone else l know. 909 00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:53,053 You think? 910 00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:58,340 SONG: � And the mercy seat is waiting 911 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:02,100 � And l think my head is burning 912 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:06,700 � And in a way l'm yearning to be done... � 913 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,133 l must look horrible. 914 00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:10,660 You look wonderful. 915 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:14,180 � Eye for an eye Tooth for a tooth... � 916 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,455 Did you have fish sticks for dinner? 917 00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:19,493 Possibly. 918 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,973 You just... 919 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:25,056 ..you sort of taste... all fishy. 920 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,133 Should l brush? 921 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:33,340 � l hear stories from the chamber 922 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:36,220 � How Christ was born into a manger 923 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:39,929 � And like some ragged stranger... � 924 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,936 ( THUMP! ) 925 00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:47,020 Your room's very orderly, Danny. 926 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:48,658 One of the best we've seen. 927 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:51,932 How do you know my name? 928 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,700 l'll tell you how this game works, Daniel. 929 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,180 We're the cops. 930 00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:06,250 We get to ask the questions. 931 00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:09,220 You're the suspect. 932 00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:12,100 You get to complain about your civil liberties, 933 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,568 perhaps get shot, maybe even killed. 934 00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,940 And it has to stay like that, Daniel. 935 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:22,171 Otherwise, everything falls out of balance. 936 00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:25,260 And when things fall out of balance, 937 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:27,455 you know what happens then, don't you, Daniel? 938 00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:31,539 Your spiritual values start to decline. 939 00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:34,140 You get your disintegration 940 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,176 of your social structure, don't you? 941 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:38,700 The system collapses. 942 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:42,295 Pestilence, flood, famine... 943 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,260 lt happened to the Romans. 944 00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:47,057 lt happened to the Greeks. 945 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:51,012 lt happened to the ancient Mesopotamians. 946 00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:55,450 And we don't want it happening to us, now, do we, Daniel? 947 00:54:56,740 --> 00:54:58,173 What's this, then, Daniel? 948 00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:00,693 Toilet paper? 949 00:55:01,740 --> 00:55:03,260 l'm a writer. 950 00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:05,100 Pages impose an artificial structure 951 00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,897 on my stream of consciousness. 952 00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:11,060 Well, l guess that would mean you'd write shit, then. 953 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:12,493 Wouldn't it, Daniel? 954 00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:17,340 What's going on? 955 00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,220 We're the police, sweetheart. 956 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,620 Your civil liberties are about to be violated. 957 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,053 Oh, great. 958 00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:31,257 lf prostitution is the rental of the body... 959 00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:35,492 ..marriage is the sale. 960 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:39,171 You're a sick fuck, aren't you, Daniel? 961 00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:41,700 What is wrong with you? 962 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:43,660 Haven't you got anything better to do, 963 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,651 like chasing rapists or murderers or something? 964 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:50,100 You know something about rapes and murders, 965 00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:51,533 do you, sweetheart? 966 00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:54,816 Fuck you. Sammy. 967 00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:57,700 We refuse to answer any questions 968 00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:59,497 without the presence of a solicitor. 969 00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:07,417 You know what we usually do to places like this, Daniel? 970 00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:09,893 We usually torch them. 971 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,820 So that would make you the arson squad, then? 972 00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:17,529 (Laughs) You're a tough nut to crack, aren't you, hard case? 973 00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:20,820 You animals got any guns on the premises? 974 00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,300 Sure, we've got a cache 975 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:24,260 of paramilitary weapons up in the attic. 976 00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:26,455 l'll just nip up and get them, shall...? 977 00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:29,969 No, l reckon you're on something. 978 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:32,613 What do you reckon, Stuart? 979 00:56:35,540 --> 00:56:36,973 Put it away, Russ. 980 00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:41,217 You lot on drugs? Only when we can get them. 981 00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:55,260 lf you don't cooperate, hard case, 982 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:57,694 you never know what might happen. 983 00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,893 Nice tatts, man. 984 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,328 You look like a fucking pincushion down there, mate. 985 00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:16,540 Flip, what's going on? 986 00:57:16,540 --> 00:57:19,860 lt's cool, dude. Nanna's booked me into rehab. 987 00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:21,340 (Sighs) 988 00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:25,260 lt's a good one. They get you to make your own bed and stuff. 989 00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:27,620 Let's stop the clowning around, hard case. 990 00:57:27,620 --> 00:57:30,580 Your friend here led us a merry chase last night 991 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:33,220 through numerous brothels, two nightclubs, 992 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:35,140 a girlie bar and the casino. 993 00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:37,340 Picked him up at the blackjack table, 994 00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:39,580 trying to order half a dozen Asian girls 995 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:41,820 and a gram of speed from the croupier. 996 00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:43,300 We cancelled the girls. 997 00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:46,380 Not before he whacked up over eight-grand's worth of whoopee 998 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:47,860 on this, though, Danny boy. 999 00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,340 That's my card. 1000 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,137 lt would seem so, Danny boy. 1001 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:56,860 Seems like you owe $7,257 in rent and damages 1002 00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:59,977 to some of our friends in Brissy, Daniel. 1003 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,500 Add that to the eight large... 1004 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:05,540 ..notched up by your associate here. 1005 00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:07,260 Which means you're going to need 1006 00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:10,420 the mother of all student loans to pay that lot back, 1007 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,900 aren't you, Daniel? 1008 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:13,860 We refuse to say one more word 1009 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:15,820 until we have spoken to a lawyer. 1010 00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:18,857 l've had just about enough of you l can take, arsewipe! 1011 00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:22,900 Some of our friends own that casino, Daniel. 1012 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:25,180 And they don't like being out-of-pocket. 1013 00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:27,700 Makes them angry. Makes us angry. 1014 00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:30,009 (Nervously) l need to pee. 1015 00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:33,458 Can you hear something, Stuart? 1016 00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:38,020 Put it away, Russ. 1017 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:39,700 You know, like a mosquito buzzing, 1018 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:41,180 or something like that. 1019 00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:44,377 Russ! Put...it...away! 1020 00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:52,577 He needs to fucking pee, you fascist pig dog! 1021 00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:56,136 ( BANG!, THUD! ) 1022 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,093 Shit. 1023 00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,293 Big mistake, hard case. 1024 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:05,773 Big fucking mistake. 1025 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,933 Fight the power, Daniel! 1026 00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:19,893 Fight the power, lain. 1027 00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:33,500 STUART: Pity it had to come to this, Daniel. 1028 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:36,572 And who was to know it was only a water pistol? 1029 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:39,340 Excuse me? 1030 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:41,460 The gun. What gun? 1031 00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:44,780 Your friend pulled a gun. We fired in self-defence. 1032 00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:47,780 Who was to know it was only a toy? 1033 00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:49,816 Are you insane? There was no gun. 1034 00:59:51,860 --> 00:59:54,135 You look after yourself out there, Daniel. 1035 00:59:55,180 --> 00:59:56,818 Anything could happen, you know. 1036 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:03,100 And let's face it, mate, it probably will, won't it? 1037 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,100 ( SlREN WAlLS ) 1038 01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:06,533 l'm not your mate. 1039 01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,300 Maybe... 1040 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,180 Maybe it was like, you know, a Buddhist thing. 1041 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:27,260 He denies your existence, don't call us, we'll call you, 1042 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,740 that sort of thing. 1043 01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:30,219 lt's the police, Sammy. 1044 01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:33,569 They're hardly likely to be Buddhists. 1045 01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:37,054 They shoot first, ask questions later down here. 1046 01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:42,333 l'm a dead man. 1047 01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:45,338 Maybe you're just losing weight. 1048 01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:53,018 lnwards, your heart is full. 1049 01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:56,336 Outwards, your heart is empty. 1050 01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:12,419 l wasn't exactly expecting a shower of confetti. 1051 01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:22,048 Maybe you should...move on. 1052 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,780 lt might not be too sensible 1053 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:26,691 to wait around for anything to happen. 1054 01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:30,573 What about you? 1055 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:37,332 l think l'll...think l'll stick around here for a while. 1056 01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:39,813 Sort of like it. 1057 01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,816 (Taylor retches) 1058 01:01:57,220 --> 01:01:59,176 (Yells) 1059 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:09,255 Best fucking night l've had in ages. 1060 01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:45,020 Just what is your fucking problem, Nina? 1061 01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:47,780 Nothing, Dirk. What is your fucking problem? 1062 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:50,580 l don't have a problem, Nina. l'm just making toast. 1063 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:53,048 Well, l'm just unpacking the shopping, Dirk. 1064 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:58,900 (Sings) � All the leaves are... All the leaves are brown 1065 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,778 � And the sky is grey... � 1066 01:03:08,420 --> 01:03:11,780 You're fucking insane. You're a fascist bitch. 1067 01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:13,260 You're the fascist, Dirk! 1068 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:14,940 l am not a fascist, Nina. 1069 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:18,060 � l went for a walk 1070 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:20,335 � On a winter's day 1071 01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:29,660 � lf l didn't tell her 1072 01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:31,696 � l could leave today... � 1073 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:34,620 That's the biscuit shelf, Nina. 1074 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:37,860 This...is where the pineapple chunks go. 1075 01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:39,660 That's the biscuit shelf, Dirk! 1076 01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:42,020 Scotch fingers, Tim Tams, Tiny Teddies... 1077 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:43,500 This is the pineapple shelf. 1078 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:46,617 lt always has been, and always will be the pineapple shelf. 1079 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:50,578 You're a crazy, lying, anorexic... 1080 01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,780 ..praying fucking mantis evil witch! 1081 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:56,540 Danny, l demand we have a house meeting. 1082 01:03:56,540 --> 01:03:59,740 � California dreaming 1083 01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:02,538 � On a winter's day... � 1084 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:05,738 ( BUZZER SOUNDS ) 1085 01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,540 Sammy! 1086 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,020 What are you doing here? 1087 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,740 Heard you had a spare room. 1088 01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:14,220 You really should ring your mum, you know. 1089 01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:16,097 l think she misses you. 1090 01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,900 Tuesdays and Thursdays, Danny puts out the rubbish. 1091 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,420 Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 1092 01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:25,820 Dirk cleans the bathroom and the kitchen. 1093 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:28,580 Saturdays and Wednesdays, new person... 1094 01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:30,060 ..that's you... 1095 01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:32,100 vacuums the house, including all the bedrooms. 1096 01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:34,380 Taylor cooks when he's not on night shift, 1097 01:04:34,380 --> 01:04:36,060 Uptight does it when he is. 1098 01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:38,020 And everyone's banned from writing each other 1099 01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:39,980 into their novels, plays, film scripts, websites 1100 01:04:39,980 --> 01:04:41,413 and all future technologies. 1101 01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:44,371 What about you? What do you do? 1102 01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,580 l don't have to put up with this. 1103 01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,491 l have an audition in the morning. 1104 01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:53,500 Don't know what you see in her. 1105 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,933 She's not very attractive. 1106 01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:02,013 Welcome to hell. 1107 01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:04,858 SAM: At least it's warm. 1108 01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:08,620 ( BUZZER SOUNDS ) 1109 01:05:08,620 --> 01:05:10,100 Mr Corcoran? 1110 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:11,580 Excuse me? 1111 01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:14,260 l'm with the William Macey's hire-purchase division. 1112 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:16,500 Just wondering if a Robert Corcoran lived here. 1113 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,420 Come on in. 1114 01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:20,217 You're number five for the week. 1115 01:05:21,260 --> 01:05:23,820 Forming a club here for people chasing Mr Corcoran. 1116 01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:25,300 And you are? 1117 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:26,860 Bragg. Billy Bragg. 1118 01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:28,771 Pleasure to meet you, Mr Repo Man. 1119 01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:33,300 Drawer of the living dead. All for Mr Corcoran. 1120 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:37,300 Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. 1121 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:40,220 Fake lD, phone account, broker a line of credit, 1122 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:41,860 stakes back to us, bingo. 1123 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:43,340 There is no Mr Corcoran. 1124 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:44,773 Probably never was. 1125 01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:48,140 lf work calls, l've had a car accident. 1126 01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:51,340 lf uni calls, l'm in Melbourne on a research trip. 1127 01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:52,820 lf Mum calls, l'm gay 1128 01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:55,060 and fucking my sister over at her place. 1129 01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:56,540 And if Joey calls, 1130 01:05:56,540 --> 01:05:59,850 l'm still using the computer so he can go and get fucked! 1131 01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:04,900 You know, if you all watched more daytime soaps, 1132 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:07,140 you'd understand much better what l go through 1133 01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:08,573 every day of my life. 1134 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:11,815 The ups and downs, the highs and lows... 1135 01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:16,617 How about a nice cup of tea? ( DOOR SLAMS ) 1136 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:29,173 ( BUZZER SOUNDS ) 1137 01:06:31,060 --> 01:06:32,940 (Sighs) 1138 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:34,532 Fuck! 1139 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:37,860 Your mother seems very nice. 1140 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,613 You really should speak to her a bit more often. 1141 01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:53,813 Mr Corcoran, l presume? 1142 01:06:56,540 --> 01:06:59,338 Do..stoevski. 1143 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:01,813 ltalian name, is it? 1144 01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:06,300 That old Corcoran sure does love to shop, 1145 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,733 doesn't he, Feodor? 1146 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,900 And he ain't finished with us yet. 1147 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:12,333 Not by a long shot. 1148 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:18,540 He's got your Amex, your Visa, your MasterCard, Diners Club... 1149 01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:20,580 ..hell, even your Grace Bros card's 1150 01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:22,580 up there in the top five. 1151 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:24,060 You're too sensitive. 1152 01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:25,652 You feel too much. 1153 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:29,168 Why do you always have to feel so much? 1154 01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:33,135 Why do you always have to wear black? 1155 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:36,140 l am in mourning for my life. 1156 01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:39,020 This is Sydney, you know. They do things differently here. 1157 01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:41,260 Nobody cares about my problems, do they? 1158 01:07:41,260 --> 01:07:44,620 Nobody cares about how l was raped by my uncle at 1 4, 1159 01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:46,300 or how my psycho ex-boyfriend 1160 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:48,495 slept with my arch-nemesis from drama school! 1161 01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:53,780 Do you always have to flirt? 1162 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:57,140 You flirt with anything. You'd flirt with a rock if you could. 1163 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,980 l find it natural. 1164 01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:01,255 Well, try to suppress it. 1165 01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:06,052 l think you're being weird. 1166 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,180 Not as weird as you. 1167 01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:12,217 When it comes to weird, l think you take the cake. 1168 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:14,740 l am not weird. 1169 01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:17,220 Nice tea, Feodor. lt's lndian, l think. 1170 01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:18,700 Biscuit? Mmm. 1171 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:20,611 l don't want to talk anymore. 1172 01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:23,620 l've had a cunt of a day. 1173 01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:26,373 lt's not cheap, you know. Bulimia's not cheap, you know?. 1174 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,816 A real cunt of a day. 1175 01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:37,220 'Crime and Punishment' and...what was the other one? 1176 01:08:37,220 --> 01:08:38,700 'The ldiot'. 1177 01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:40,940 l'll keep an eye out for them, Feodor. 1178 01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:42,420 But l'll tell you, 1179 01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:45,220 you'll never be a successful writer with titles like that. 1180 01:08:45,220 --> 01:08:48,580 This is Sydney. You've got to be more upbeat, you know?. 1181 01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:51,492 l want those creatures out of my house! 1182 01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:55,498 ( FUNKY MUSlC ) 1183 01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:14,856 (Women passionately moan) 1184 01:09:26,460 --> 01:09:28,416 ( FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ) 1185 01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:33,896 ( KNOCK AT DOOR ) 1186 01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:38,253 What? 1187 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:44,693 May l? 1188 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:58,168 We are not too loud for you, are we? 1189 01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:09,294 You know, we were just having fun. 1190 01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:12,811 How's the patriarchal hierarchy? 1191 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,375 How is...how you say? 1192 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:20,140 Your stream of unconsciousness? 1193 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:27,778 (Sighs) 1194 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:32,694 You sure we're not too loud for you? 1195 01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:37,808 Not a problem. Knock yourself out. 1196 01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:45,573 l had better go. 1197 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,056 (Women squeal and laugh) 1198 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,933 Fuck. 1199 01:11:10,340 --> 01:11:12,900 ( GLASS SMASHES ) Look what you've done! 1200 01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,531 Jesus Christ! 1201 01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:19,013 ( KNOCK AT DOOR ) 1202 01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:24,489 l'm sorry. We broke the lamp. 1203 01:11:26,580 --> 01:11:28,500 Look... 1204 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,740 l don't care if you break your skull 1205 01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:32,220 and your fucking little brains 1206 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:33,900 come seeping out onto the carpet. 1207 01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:35,811 l just want to be left alone. 1208 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:50,500 l want to be... 1209 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:51,980 ..going berserk. 1210 01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:54,300 l want to be talking in tongues. 1211 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:56,530 l want to be...gaga. 1212 01:12:14,980 --> 01:12:17,016 l'm sorry. What for? 1213 01:12:18,180 --> 01:12:20,940 lt didn't mean anything. Spare me the cliches, Danny. 1214 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,740 l'm a parody of myself, remember? 1215 01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:25,820 No-one can hurt me. l have no feelings, remember? 1216 01:12:25,820 --> 01:12:27,651 Feelings are a fascist construct. 1217 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:34,140 No! 1218 01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:36,660 l don't see why l should suffer just because 1219 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:39,970 you two were beaten as children and forced to eat dog food! 1220 01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:43,098 She's a chaos freak, Danny. 1221 01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:47,620 lt's like the antimatter equivalent of a control freak. 1222 01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:50,134 She needs to inject chaos into any given situation... 1223 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:52,852 ..doesn't care about the outcome. 1224 01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:56,220 Just the trouble she causes for everyone. 1225 01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:59,340 l am Bajorian, she's Cardassian. 1226 01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:01,012 She bites. l bite too. 1227 01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:03,493 What? 1228 01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:06,220 lt is from 'Star Trek'. 1229 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:09,180 Cardassian...and Bajorian. 1230 01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:12,780 They are two life forms that try to be kind to each other, 1231 01:13:12,780 --> 01:13:14,771 but they can't help their nature. 1232 01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:17,458 Like the frog and the scorpion. 1233 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:22,172 You know this tale? lt is Greek. 1234 01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:27,010 Look at yourself. You're not even upset. 1235 01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:31,094 You don't even know how to get upset. 1236 01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:43,699 l just...don't want to be in love with anyone right now. 1237 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:54,500 lf you want to, just sleep with her. 1238 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,460 l really don't give a shit anymore. 1239 01:13:56,460 --> 01:13:58,500 l don't want to sleep with her. 1240 01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:59,933 Yeah, right! 1241 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,780 Don't... 1242 01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:04,460 ..touch me. 1243 01:14:04,460 --> 01:14:05,893 Just don't. 1244 01:14:15,220 --> 01:14:16,653 Where are you going? 1245 01:14:23,420 --> 01:14:24,853 You know, Danny... 1246 01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:28,414 ..whatever happened to your moral code of mateship? 1247 01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:31,820 Oh, l reckon those rules were written 1248 01:14:31,820 --> 01:14:34,015 more with football buddies in mind. 1249 01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:40,900 One day, Danny, 1250 01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:43,095 you're going to wake up old and grey... 1251 01:14:44,340 --> 01:14:46,615 ..in a house full of dumb kids... 1252 01:14:48,180 --> 01:14:49,820 ..living off fish fingers, 1253 01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:51,651 bucket bongs and social security. 1254 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,810 You'll wake up, and it's going to hit you like a fist... 1255 01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:00,934 ..right in the middle of your stupid-looking face. 1256 01:15:03,980 --> 01:15:06,448 You're going to wonder whatever happened to your life. 1257 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:18,818 ( TECHNO MUSlC ) 1258 01:15:57,340 --> 01:15:58,820 Well, l hope you're all 1259 01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:00,300 extremely satisfied with yourselves. 1260 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:01,980 My boyfriend now thinks l'm gay. 1261 01:16:01,980 --> 01:16:04,500 My mother thinks l've been in a car accident. 1262 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,180 My boss thinks l'm in Melbourne. 1263 01:16:06,180 --> 01:16:09,297 And someone told my uni tutor to go and get fucked. 1264 01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:13,580 TV: What are you feeling right now?. 1265 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:15,013 Desire. 1266 01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,493 Yes. 1267 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:21,696 She said we never talked anymore. 1268 01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:24,970 She said l never reveal of myself. 1269 01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:29,340 They are all very fit, aren't they? 1270 01:16:29,340 --> 01:16:32,140 They are all very, very fit. 1271 01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:33,620 Look at this crap! 1272 01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:36,700 Look at all the fat, ugly whores that get on TV. 1273 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,980 Why can't l get on fucking TV? 1274 01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:41,448 How can l reveal of myself?. 1275 01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:44,099 What is there to reveal? 1276 01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:47,580 The little man behind the curtain 1277 01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:49,013 pulling all the strings? 1278 01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:52,018 Who wants to see that? 1279 01:16:54,020 --> 01:16:57,899 l've been to drama school. l am a bit of a babe, aren't l? 1280 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:02,860 ''That's who l am, Gail. 1281 01:17:03,940 --> 01:17:06,300 ''That's what l am, right or wrong. 1282 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:07,938 ''l can't change that.'' 1283 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:13,333 Al Pacino. 1284 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:15,813 l love that man. 1285 01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:19,780 My pathetic life consists of sitting around, 1286 01:17:19,780 --> 01:17:21,740 waiting for imaginary acting jobs to materialise, 1287 01:17:21,740 --> 01:17:23,420 eating myself stupid and throwing up 1288 01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:25,100 in the middle of the night. 1289 01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:27,340 Well, l'm sick of it, l tell you! 1290 01:17:27,340 --> 01:17:28,773 l'm sick of it! 1291 01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:31,378 l have something to declare. 1292 01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:34,500 l'm gay. 1293 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,138 Do we have any lollies? 1294 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,660 l said l was gay. 1295 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:42,500 l'm...gay. 1296 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,980 That's nice, Dirk. 1297 01:17:43,980 --> 01:17:45,460 lt is obvious, really. 1298 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:46,973 Always thought you were. 1299 01:17:53,540 --> 01:17:56,340 l'd just like to say that l've got a problem 1300 01:17:56,340 --> 01:17:59,093 with you all accepting my homosexuality without question. 1301 01:18:00,140 --> 01:18:01,820 No wonder my suppressed heterosexual side 1302 01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:03,780 is in a spin all the time! 1303 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:07,140 You all thought l was gay, even when l was fucking straight! 1304 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:08,860 Dirk, we think it's great, mate. 1305 01:18:08,860 --> 01:18:12,057 What's so fucking great about being a poofter, Danny? 1306 01:18:14,020 --> 01:18:15,453 Nothing, Dirk, just... 1307 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:18,100 ..finish the bathroom. 1308 01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:21,180 That's just fucking typical, Daniel! 1309 01:18:21,180 --> 01:18:24,340 l'd like to declare l've got a problem with that too. 1310 01:18:24,340 --> 01:18:27,660 You want me to put on a fucking pink apron, Danny? 1311 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:30,740 You want me to put on the fucking washing-up gloves 1312 01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:32,300 and lick the boots 1313 01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:35,100 of the hetero-fascist sterility conspiracy thing? 1314 01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:37,260 No fucking way, pal! 1315 01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:40,540 l'm not some mincing fucking queen, 1316 01:18:40,540 --> 01:18:42,780 lick the boots of you hetero fucks! 1317 01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:45,300 ''Oh, give the fag some hetero foot massage routine 1318 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:46,780 ''when he comes in.'' 1319 01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:48,213 Bullshit! 1320 01:18:49,780 --> 01:18:52,340 Gay men are dying, Danny. 1321 01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:54,900 And you want me to clean the bath. 1322 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:57,778 Dirk, just forget it, mate. 1323 01:18:58,980 --> 01:19:01,016 You don't mean that, do you, Danny? 1324 01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:03,620 What you really mean is, 1325 01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:05,580 ''All you filthy little arse bandits 1326 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,260 ''should be nailed to a tree.'' 1327 01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:08,898 lsn't that so, Danny? 1328 01:19:18,260 --> 01:19:19,693 (Sighs) 1329 01:19:23,540 --> 01:19:25,020 Dirk, 1330 01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:30,020 this newly installed sophisticated gay radar of yours 1331 01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:32,220 is picking up shit from the cosmos 1332 01:19:32,220 --> 01:19:33,820 that just ain't fucking there. 1333 01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:36,380 l've got my own shit to worry about. 1334 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:39,460 l've lived in 49 shared households 1335 01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:41,140 in what seems as many years. 1336 01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:43,860 l've been ripped off, raided, 1337 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:46,820 threatened, burnt out, shot at, 1338 01:19:46,820 --> 01:19:50,380 cheated on, scabbed in every one of those years. 1339 01:19:50,380 --> 01:19:52,700 My beds are foam slabs on the floor. 1340 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:55,089 My cupboards are stacks of stolen milk crates. 1341 01:19:56,140 --> 01:19:58,340 l've lived with tent-dwelling bank clerks, 1342 01:19:58,340 --> 01:20:02,140 albino moontanners, nitro suckers, 1343 01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:05,500 psycho fucking drama queens, acid eaters, 1344 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:08,780 mushroom farmers, fucking brothel crawlers, 1345 01:20:08,780 --> 01:20:12,180 fridge pissers, hard-core separatist lesbians, 1346 01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:15,260 and obscurely tiger-throated Japanese girls! 1347 01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:19,140 And now the best friend l've ever had in the fucking world 1348 01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:21,100 won't even fucking talk to me! 1349 01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:24,900 l'm in a psycho fucking nightmare from hell, 1350 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:27,300 and l'm fucking fed up with it! 1351 01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:29,291 (Quietly) So, l suggest, pal... 1352 01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:31,893 ..that you tune in... 1353 01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:35,931 ..and chill fucking out. 1354 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:53,740 Nobody asks me about my problems, do they? 1355 01:20:53,740 --> 01:20:56,220 Nobody asks me about my loopy parents 1356 01:20:56,220 --> 01:20:58,290 and their endless fucking divorce case. 1357 01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:01,540 l've got to give evidence, you know. 1358 01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:03,531 They've both subpoenaed me, you know. 1359 01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:07,533 l didn't know. 1360 01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:12,693 You didn't ask... 1361 01:21:13,740 --> 01:21:15,173 ..did you? 1362 01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:19,540 They're very, very fit. 1363 01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:22,737 You have to admit they're very, very fit. 1364 01:21:29,660 --> 01:21:31,140 Dirk's gay. 1365 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:32,971 l always thought he was. 1366 01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:43,051 l baked some scones, if you want. 1367 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,533 lt's a new recipe. 1368 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,456 ( FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ) 1369 01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:01,780 TAYLOR: You...you OK in there, little buddy? 1370 01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:04,580 ( POlGNANT MUSlC ) (Sighs) 1371 01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:08,180 SONG: � Who's going to tell you when 1372 01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:10,899 � lt's too late... � 1373 01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:14,060 Thought you might need some supplies 1374 01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:15,540 in there, little buddy. 1375 01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:18,259 Had to make everything flat for you. 1376 01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:29,291 SONG: � Can't go on 1377 01:22:30,340 --> 01:22:35,368 � Thinking nothing's wrong 1378 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:40,575 � Who's going to drive you home 1379 01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:43,493 � Tonight? � 1380 01:22:46,380 --> 01:22:48,211 NlNA: Fuck! Fucking little jerk. 1381 01:22:49,260 --> 01:22:51,376 � Who's going to pick you up 1382 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:55,455 � When you fall? � 1383 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,460 ANYA: Cigarette? 1384 01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:02,655 � Who's going to hang it up 1385 01:23:04,660 --> 01:23:07,413 � When you call? � 1386 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:15,932 There is a man in a spaceship... 1387 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,971 ..floating above a planet... 1388 01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:22,296 ..which is like a brain. 1389 01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:25,771 lt can read from his mind. 1390 01:23:28,860 --> 01:23:32,853 The planet recreated his dead wife... 1391 01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:35,413 ..from his memory. 1392 01:23:36,780 --> 01:23:40,250 But...she wasn't exactly the same. 1393 01:23:41,300 --> 01:23:43,256 She was like a photocopy. 1394 01:23:45,300 --> 01:23:47,097 So, he hates her. 1395 01:23:48,380 --> 01:23:51,929 He locks her in a room to be rid of her. 1396 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:59,129 But she tears through the door like if it was paper... 1397 01:24:01,260 --> 01:24:03,057 ..just to be with him. 1398 01:24:07,420 --> 01:24:08,853 She loves him... 1399 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,138 ..but he hates her. 1400 01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:15,333 So... 1401 01:24:16,380 --> 01:24:20,089 ..she tries to kill herself, but she can't die. 1402 01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:24,098 So, she comes back to life like the resurrection. 1403 01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:32,211 lt's only when he sees the pain she's going through... 1404 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:36,169 ..that he's able to love her... 1405 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,173 ..for what she is. 1406 01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,660 You understand? 1407 01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:49,810 � Who's going to drive you home 1408 01:24:51,180 --> 01:24:52,818 � Tonight? 1409 01:24:55,940 --> 01:24:57,931 � You know you can't go on 1410 01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:04,459 � Thinking nothing's wrong 1411 01:25:06,740 --> 01:25:09,538 � Who's going to drive you home 1412 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:13,534 � Tonight? � ( LOUD BANGlNG ) 1413 01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:16,053 (Clears throat) 1414 01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:32,540 DANNY! 1415 01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:37,180 ''There once was a man who used to masturbate so much 1416 01:25:37,180 --> 01:25:40,650 ''that he grew very fond of his hand.'' 1417 01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:46,216 (Laughs) Hey... you're a writer, dude! 1418 01:25:47,820 --> 01:25:49,940 l'm a writer? You're a writer. 1419 01:25:49,940 --> 01:25:52,780 Can't get much better than 'Penthouse', dude. 1420 01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:55,100 ( BUZZER SOUNDS ) 1421 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:57,060 Sammy? 1422 01:25:57,060 --> 01:25:59,016 Flip, what are you doing here? 1423 01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:01,971 l couldn't handle it anymore, man. 1424 01:26:03,020 --> 01:26:05,215 lt was like the fucking army in there. 1425 01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:09,580 When they said l'd have to make my own bed, 1426 01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:12,660 l didn't know they meant... MAKE my own bed, you know?. 1427 01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:14,298 Like, out of twigs and shit. 1428 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:23,377 Shit. Mr Dostoevski, l presume? 1429 01:26:24,980 --> 01:26:27,980 l've just been reading one of your novels, Feodor. 1430 01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,460 What did you think? 1431 01:26:29,460 --> 01:26:30,940 Bit depressing, actually. 1432 01:26:30,940 --> 01:26:32,900 l was going through a dark period. 1433 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,980 Had to brush up on all my pop culture references, Feodor. 1434 01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:37,660 Or is it Bragg? 1435 01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:42,540 Or maybe it just all adds up to one Robert J. Corcoran. 1436 01:26:42,540 --> 01:26:44,020 Tea? 1437 01:26:44,020 --> 01:26:46,100 Letters for the oppressed minority. 1438 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:48,900 That's not funny, Taylor. Gay men aren't dying, you know. 1439 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:50,860 What exactly does it mean, ''gay men''? 1440 01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:53,900 $7,257 on rent and damages to a house in Brisbane, 1441 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:57,540 $8,329 owing to a Melbourne casino, 1442 01:26:57,540 --> 01:27:01,660 and $9,392 in credit card fraud. 1443 01:27:01,660 --> 01:27:06,300 Leaves a grand total of $24,979. 1444 01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:08,336 They are, like, very fit, aren't they? 1445 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:11,331 They are all very, very fit. 1446 01:27:12,380 --> 01:27:13,860 lt's a summons, Corcoran. 1447 01:27:13,860 --> 01:27:16,100 You're due to appear at Darlinghurst District Court 1448 01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:17,533 tomorrow at 1 0am. 1449 01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:20,973 Fucking little faggot! 1450 01:27:24,700 --> 01:27:26,180 Don't be late, Corcoran. 1451 01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:28,420 You can't afford any more fines, can you? 1452 01:27:28,420 --> 01:27:32,379 SONG: � Shout, ''Man overboard''... � 1453 01:27:36,860 --> 01:27:39,010 They're going to send me away, Flip. 1454 01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:42,290 No, it's not going to happen, man. 1455 01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:44,773 You're the only one. 1456 01:27:46,020 --> 01:27:47,500 Only one what? 1457 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,491 The only one not into it. 1458 01:27:50,740 --> 01:27:52,220 lnto what? 1459 01:27:52,220 --> 01:27:53,900 Well, they said at the farm 1460 01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,700 that l had to find someone who's not into it 1461 01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:58,380 to hang out with. 1462 01:27:58,380 --> 01:28:01,860 When l checked it out, man, everyone's into it. 1463 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:03,980 Seems like it's an absolute must-have 1464 01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:06,016 to have on the CV, you know?. 1465 01:28:07,740 --> 01:28:09,420 And you're the only one. 1466 01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:11,058 Only one not into it. 1467 01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:14,011 They're not going to send you away. 1468 01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:22,818 Been going through a lot of emotions and stuff. 1469 01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:27,177 You know, like... crying and stuff?. 1470 01:28:28,380 --> 01:28:30,769 Been thinking a lot about things. 1471 01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:36,540 Like l was sitting in the common room the other day 1472 01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:39,532 watching a video and stuff, and this... 1473 01:28:41,380 --> 01:28:44,980 ..video came on with a band and an orchestra and shit. 1474 01:28:44,980 --> 01:28:47,892 And the tears just started pouring out of me, mate. 1475 01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:50,420 l mean... 1476 01:28:50,420 --> 01:28:53,059 ..the way those cloths floated downwards and stuff. 1477 01:28:57,820 --> 01:29:00,860 Even though we didn't hang out together much, 1478 01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:04,091 l really appreciated you being there. 1479 01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:06,732 lt was really great. 1480 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:14,855 You're not upset with me, are you, mate? 1481 01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:19,615 l just didn't realise how heavily into it l was. 1482 01:29:23,740 --> 01:29:25,935 Want to know what the worst thing is? 1483 01:29:30,020 --> 01:29:31,658 l can't get an erection. 1484 01:29:34,860 --> 01:29:36,771 Can't get an erection, mate. 1485 01:29:37,980 --> 01:29:41,336 lt's the...medication, you know?. 1486 01:29:46,460 --> 01:29:47,893 l love you, mate. 1487 01:29:49,700 --> 01:29:51,338 l love you too, Flip. 1488 01:29:56,580 --> 01:29:59,048 l'm going to get something to eat. You want? 1489 01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:03,372 Oh, jeez, l got the horn! 1490 01:30:13,060 --> 01:30:16,018 ( 'GOLDEN BROWN' PLAYS ) 1491 01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:28,660 SONG: � Golden brown, texture like sun 1492 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:32,260 � Lays me down, with my mind she runs 1493 01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:34,180 � Throughout the night 1494 01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:35,940 � No need to fight 1495 01:30:35,940 --> 01:30:39,979 � Never a frown with golden brown 1496 01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:47,980 � Every time just like the last 1497 01:30:47,980 --> 01:30:51,260 � On her ship tied to the mast 1498 01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:53,340 � To distant lands 1499 01:30:53,340 --> 01:30:55,500 � Takes both my hands 1500 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:59,288 � Never a frown with golden brown... � 1501 01:31:06,460 --> 01:31:09,497 Flip, turn the fucking TV off! People are trying to sleep. 1502 01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:16,258 Flip, have some fucking consideration! 1503 01:31:17,380 --> 01:31:19,655 ( MUSlC STOPS ) For Christ's sake, Flip! 1504 01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:23,333 Flipster? 1505 01:31:32,060 --> 01:31:34,300 Shitload of paperwork here, mate. 1506 01:31:34,300 --> 01:31:35,780 Shitload. 1507 01:31:35,780 --> 01:31:38,860 Must have happened right in the middle of the Top 1 00. 1508 01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:40,896 Just like a junkie, eh? 1509 01:31:41,940 --> 01:31:45,020 He'll never know what hit number one now, will he, eh? 1510 01:31:45,020 --> 01:31:46,500 (Snorts) 1511 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:48,172 Typical bloody junkie. 1512 01:31:50,420 --> 01:31:52,331 Did you know he was a junkie? 1513 01:31:54,380 --> 01:31:56,974 Don't touch anything until the lab boys arrive. 1514 01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,700 Never know with these junkies. 1515 01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:01,213 Mmm, you never know. 1516 01:32:02,340 --> 01:32:03,978 And don't eat the felafel. 1517 01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:17,658 ( 'GOLDEN BROWN' FADES lN ) 1518 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:21,500 SONG: � Na na na na 1519 01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:23,456 � Na na na na 1520 01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:35,415 � Never a... Never a frown... � 1521 01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:59,458 ( MUSlC FADES OUT ) 1522 01:34:18,860 --> 01:34:20,293 What's that mean? 1523 01:34:23,180 --> 01:34:24,613 Flip. 1524 01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:27,333 Flip's dead. 1525 01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:41,140 ( MELANCHOLY PlANO MUSlC ) 1526 01:34:41,140 --> 01:34:43,370 TAYLOR: To Flip! ALL: To Flip! 1527 01:34:58,580 --> 01:35:03,180 SONG: � l don't believe in an interventionist God... � 1528 01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:04,613 See you around, dude. 1529 01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:13,575 � But l know, darling, that you do... � 1530 01:35:15,740 --> 01:35:17,173 Just some buds, bud. 1531 01:35:18,980 --> 01:35:24,260 � But if l did, l would kneel down and ask him... � 1532 01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:26,216 The essentials of life, little buddy. 1533 01:35:28,780 --> 01:35:31,220 � Not to intervene... � 1534 01:35:31,220 --> 01:35:34,371 Greater love hath no man, Flipmeister. 1535 01:35:36,220 --> 01:35:39,300 � Not to touch a hair on your head 1536 01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:41,740 � Leave you as you are 1537 01:35:41,740 --> 01:35:44,260 � lf he felt he had to direct you 1538 01:35:44,260 --> 01:35:47,172 � Then direct you into my arms... � 1539 01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:49,700 See you, Flip. 1540 01:35:49,700 --> 01:35:54,700 � lnto my arms, O Lord 1541 01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:58,020 � lnto my arms, O Lord... � 1542 01:35:58,020 --> 01:35:59,820 Goodbye, strange man. 1543 01:35:59,820 --> 01:36:05,060 � lnto my arms, O Lord 1544 01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:08,450 � lnto my arms 1545 01:36:12,420 --> 01:36:17,699 � And l don't believe in the existence of angels 1546 01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:25,820 � But looking at you, l wonder if that's true... � 1547 01:36:25,820 --> 01:36:27,458 l love you too, Flip. 1548 01:36:32,260 --> 01:36:37,334 � But if l did, l would summon them together 1549 01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:46,820 � And ask them to watch over you... � 1550 01:36:46,820 --> 01:36:48,253 This is for you. 1551 01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:52,100 She opened it by mistake. 1552 01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:54,409 � To make bright and clear your path 1553 01:36:55,460 --> 01:36:58,300 � And to walk like Christ in grace and love 1554 01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:01,019 � And guide you into my arms 1555 01:37:03,380 --> 01:37:07,820 � lnto my arms, O Lord... � 1556 01:37:07,820 --> 01:37:09,300 We're off to Paris. 1557 01:37:09,300 --> 01:37:12,451 Anya says they take actresses much more seriously over there. 1558 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:17,971 � lnto my arms, O Lord... � 1559 01:37:19,020 --> 01:37:21,300 l think l should dye my hair black. 1560 01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:24,380 Wouldn't l look much more like a babe with black hair? 1561 01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:26,620 We should go to the Cannes Film Festival. 1562 01:37:26,620 --> 01:37:29,140 There's all sorts of producers and directors over there. 1563 01:37:29,140 --> 01:37:31,608 l'd love to network with those sort of people. 1564 01:37:32,660 --> 01:37:34,093 Can l borrow your phone? 1565 01:37:42,380 --> 01:37:44,575 Yeah. Can l speak to Sergeant O'Neil, please? 1566 01:37:46,580 --> 01:37:48,536 Tell her it's about Robert J. Corcoran. 1567 01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:52,056 (Danny plays acoustic guitar) 1568 01:37:53,860 --> 01:37:55,340 TAYLOR: lf l was gay, 1569 01:37:55,340 --> 01:37:57,300 l wouldn't be worrying about fucking all... 1570 01:37:57,300 --> 01:37:59,940 How could you, Taylor? (Dirk cries) 1571 01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:01,420 Everything will be alright. 1572 01:38:01,420 --> 01:38:03,809 Now there's no National voters or footballers here. 1573 01:38:04,860 --> 01:38:07,700 TAYLOR: Oh, just trying to do my straight man... 1574 01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:09,133 l've got something for you. 1575 01:38:10,500 --> 01:38:11,933 What? 1576 01:38:15,420 --> 01:38:16,853 Teletype paper. 1577 01:38:20,140 --> 01:38:21,620 ( CAR ENGlNE STARTS ) 1578 01:38:21,620 --> 01:38:23,656 What? (Laughs quietly) 1579 01:38:28,940 --> 01:38:30,420 What? 1580 01:38:30,420 --> 01:38:32,376 ( POLlCE SlREN WAlLS ) 1581 01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:44,660 Do you want to get married? 1582 01:38:44,660 --> 01:38:46,980 Can't. Got to go out later. 1583 01:38:46,980 --> 01:38:50,290 l don't know if it's all it's cracked up to be, anyhow. 1584 01:38:53,420 --> 01:38:54,853 There's just one more thing. 1585 01:38:55,900 --> 01:38:57,540 Mmm? Berserk. 1586 01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:00,008 Gaga. Talking in tongues. 1587 01:39:01,620 --> 01:39:05,249 Well, you know. l may have exaggerated that part a little. 1588 01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:10,098 ( 'CALlFORNlA DREAMlNG' PLAYS ) 1589 01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:17,260 TAYLOR: Fore! ( WHACK! ) 1590 01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:19,740 SONG: � And the sky is grey 1591 01:39:19,740 --> 01:39:22,180 � And the sky is grey 1592 01:39:22,180 --> 01:39:23,860 � l've been for a walk 1593 01:39:23,860 --> 01:39:25,700 � l've been for a walk 1594 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:27,780 � On a winter's day 1595 01:39:27,780 --> 01:39:30,500 � On a winter's day 1596 01:39:30,500 --> 01:39:34,100 � l'd be safe and warm � l'd be safe and warm 1597 01:39:34,100 --> 01:39:36,220 � lf l was in L.A. 1598 01:39:36,220 --> 01:39:38,700 � lf l was in L.A. 1599 01:39:38,700 --> 01:39:42,380 � California dreaming � California dreaming 1600 01:39:42,380 --> 01:39:47,180 � On such a winter's day 1601 01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:48,977 � Stopped into a church 1602 01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:53,452 � l passed along the way 1603 01:39:54,620 --> 01:39:58,860 � Well, l got down on my knees � Got down on my knees 1604 01:39:58,860 --> 01:40:02,540 � And l pretend to pray � l pretend to pray 1605 01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:04,780 � You know the preacher liked the cold 1606 01:40:04,780 --> 01:40:07,060 � Preacher liked the cold 1607 01:40:07,060 --> 01:40:09,060 � He knows l'm gonna stay 1608 01:40:09,060 --> 01:40:11,660 � Knows l'm gonna stay 1609 01:40:11,660 --> 01:40:15,180 � California dreaming � California dreaming 1610 01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:20,860 � On such a winter's day 1611 01:40:20,860 --> 01:40:23,818 ( FLUTE lNSTRUMENTAL ) 1612 01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:55,900 � All the leaves are brown � All the leaves are brown 1613 01:40:55,900 --> 01:40:57,940 � And the sky is grey 1614 01:40:57,940 --> 01:41:00,580 � And the sky is grey 1615 01:41:00,580 --> 01:41:03,940 � l've been for a walk � l've been for a walk 1616 01:41:03,940 --> 01:41:06,020 � On a winter's day 1617 01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:08,220 � On a winter's day 1618 01:41:08,220 --> 01:41:12,420 � lf l didn't tell her � lf l didn't tell her 1619 01:41:12,420 --> 01:41:14,300 � l could leave today 1620 01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:16,860 � l could leave today 1621 01:41:16,860 --> 01:41:20,420 � California dreaming � California dreaming 1622 01:41:20,420 --> 01:41:24,900 � On such a winter's day � California dreaming 1623 01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:29,220 � On such a winter's day � California dreaming 1624 01:41:29,220 --> 01:41:34,580 � On such a winter's day. � 1625 01:41:34,580 --> 01:41:36,060 TAYLOR: Fore! 1626 01:41:36,060 --> 01:41:38,176 (Frog croaks) Shit. 117826