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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Happy Days is filmed
before a studio audience.
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Richard, I wanted you to
get up early this morning
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so that I could get
all your dirty clothes.
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Well, it's not that late, Mom.
How did you sleep so late?
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I want to get all
this work over... oh!
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Look, I know there's a mess.
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I'm sorry, I j... I just got
in a little late last night.
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I noticed.
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Did you "find your
thrill on Blueberry Hill"?
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Bill, bill, Occupant, bill.
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It seems like all I do
is pick up after you.
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Well, I'm picking,
Mom, I'm picking.
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I mean, he's not a baby anymore.
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He's going to be
going to college.
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He's a man. Now he is.
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What do you mean?
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You've been drafted.
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I've been drafted?
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He's been drafted?
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He can't go.
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Dad, will you open that?
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He's just a boy.
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He's too young
to go in the Army.
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Oh, Marion, look,
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this is just a notice to report
for a physical examination.
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Now, that doesn't
mean he's drafted.
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Yeah, but I-I didn't plan this.
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I mean, who would plan this?
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Oh, Richard, let me
take those things.
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Oh, you'll be going away soon.
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Marion, will you take it easy?
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We knew this day was
going to come sooner or later.
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Now, look, we're not at war.
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He'll probably
go in as an officer.
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You are planning to continue
ROTC in college, aren't you?
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Yeah, I've already taken it
for two years in high school,
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but... hey, I'm going
to find Potsie and Ralph
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and see if they got
their notices, too.
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What's going on?
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Oh, Richard just
got his draft notice.
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Great.
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You'll get to see the world...
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Rome and Paris.
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Maybe you'll even
get to see Bob Hope.
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Bob Hope can sit on it.
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I'll be all right.
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Don't worry about it.
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Be careful, dear.
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Hey, hey, guys, I've been
looking all over for you.
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I just got my notice here
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to take my physical
for the draft.
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The line forms to the right.
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Oh, good, I'm
glad I'm not alone.
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Oh, I mean, I'm sorry
that they got you guys,
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but it's just that
I didn't want to...
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I'm just going to
get in line here.
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My dad doesn't want me to go.
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He says war is bad
for my sense of humor.
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My dad's trying to rent my room.
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I don't want to go
to Guadalcanal.
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Ralph, they're not going
to send you to Guadalcanal.
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We won that battle.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll go there.
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I like occupied islands.
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They play volleyball.
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They meet you at the
beach and they dive for coins.
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Who just slammed that door?
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Who just slammed
that door in my ears?
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No, Fonzie, strong wind today.
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Really, it was just the wind.
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Yeah, right, just the wind.
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Now, listen up, all right?
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Kim Butkus is coming,
coming by to pick up her car.
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I haven't finished it yet.
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So will you please take your
soap opera somewhere else?
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Wait a minute, this
is not a soap opera.
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This is life.
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Your life is a soap opera.
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Listen, the Army's
going to be good for you.
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Make men out of
you... most of you.
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Hey, Fonz, why
didn't they call on you?
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Are you kidding, Pots?
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The Fonz is our secret weapon.
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Heyyy.
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Richard, eat your pancakes.
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Your eggs and bacon
will be ready in a minute.
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It's hard to eat at
5:30 in the morning.
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It's still dark outside.
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Well, I want you to
have a big breakfast
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because you'll need
energy for your physical.
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It doesn't take that much energy
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to walk around
in your underwear.
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Bye, everybody, I'm off to work.
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Marion, look at this.
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Get the camera quick.
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We got a total eclipse.
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Oh, no, Howard,
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it's 5:30 in the morning, dear.
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I set your alarm clock ahead
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so that you could get up
and say good-bye to Richard.
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I'm sorry.
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Have a nice physical, Richard.
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That wasn't an eclipse?
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No.
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You'll wake me when we have one?
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Yes.
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Dad, Dad, w-why don't you
at least eat some pancakes
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with me while you're up?
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Well, okay, if there's plenty
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of maple syrup.
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Plenty, dear.
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Doesn't anybody
sleep around this place?
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We're all up to see Richard off.
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I made his favorite breakfast.
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C rations?
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Boy, I tell you, I
remember in the Army
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when I had to get up
at 5:30 in the morning.
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Oh, Howard, please.
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War stories are
always so gruesome.
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What's gruesome about K.P.?
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Well, I'm gonna
have to get going now.
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I'll see you later. Oh, Richard.
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Is it time already?
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Well, I'm going back to bed.
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This looks like it's going
to be real tearjerker.
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Bye, Rich.
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Don't forget my kimono.
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Have a nice life.
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Oh, they've come for you.
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I could hide him in the attic.
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It's all right, Mom, it's fine.
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Greetings. Yeah,
hi, guys. Rich, Mr. C.
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Hi.
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Well, thanks for the breakfast.
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We got to get going
now. Well, wait, now,
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Ralph and Potsie might
like some breakfast.
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Yeah, yeah. Good idea, okay.
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Mom, we don't
have time for this.
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We'll take it along with us.
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Come on. Right, Pots. Hi, Howie.
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Richard.
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Here's your lunch
for the physical.
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Now, did you put on
your clean... underwear?
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Well, did you, Rich?
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Yeah, I put on my
ROTC underwear.
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Come on, we got
to be there at 0700.
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I'll return the maple syrup.
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Well, we're off to the Army.
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Don't worry, Mr. C.
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I'll take good care
of him for you.
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Okay, everybody,
group "B" in here.
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Move it, move it,
move it, move it,
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move it, move it,
move it, move it,
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move it.
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Wait a second, I said group "B".
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That says "C."
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What are you, some kind of
college graduate or something?
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Out, out!
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I hate college graduates.
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All right, men.
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My name is Sergeant Betchler.
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Hmm?
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And that's the way I
like it pronounced...
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Betchler.
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All right, before we start
anything, what is that smell?
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Well, uh, that-that's my lunch.
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My mother made it for me.
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I-It's a sardine sandwich.
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It's my favorite kind.
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Oh, it's your favorite, huh?
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I-I-I'll find some
place to put it.
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Yeah, I hope you do.
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Oh.
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Ah, not under Ike.
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Oh.
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Eh...
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Oh, yeah, no, no,
not under the flag.
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That's right, let me help
you, let me help you.
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Oh, good, you
found a place for it.
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I think it's a real, a
real nice place, too, I...
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Sit down. Right.
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All right, where was I?
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Oh, yeah, before we start,
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are there any notes
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from doctors,
clergymen, or employers?
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All right, front and center.
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You've got a note,
don't you, Ralph?
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Yeah, you know, my
dad's an optometrist.
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This note says
I'm legally blind.
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He even wanted
me to bring a dog.
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All right, so your doctor thinks
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you're too short to
be in the Army, huh?
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Corporal.
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Take this man outside
and put two inches on him.
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I measure lumps.
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Okay, anybody else with a note?
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Uh, Ralph has one.
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Red has a note.
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Yeah... good.
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No more notes.
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Good fake, Ralph.
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What fake?
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All right, when I call your
name, I want you to answer up.
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Weber. Up!
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All right, wise guy,
give me five push-ups.
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But you said answer
"up." Make it ten.
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Cunningham.
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Here.
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Dockerelli.
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Here.
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Fonzarelli... Fonzarelli.
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You're a little late,
aren't you, "Funichelli"?
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I'm really sorry.
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It was my fault,
Sergeant, uh, "Belcher."
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That's Sergeant Betchler.
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Whatever.
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You see, I should
have known better
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than to, to date the Aloha
Pussycats on a weeknight.
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All right, knock it off.
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Fall in.
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Yeah, listen, we
got to hurry this up.
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I got to be out of here by noon.
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Oh, is that so?
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Yeah, yeah, I got a date.
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Oh, a date. Isn't that nice?
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Let me tell you something.
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Your dates might be nice.
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I got a date with
the Hooper triplets.
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All right, knock it off.
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Sit over there, lover boy.
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I can't wait till
we cut your hair.
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Oh...
260
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All right, we're going to
fill out some forms now.
261
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,162
Last name first and
your first name last,
262
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,357
middle initial.
263
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:59,117
Nobody writes until
I tell them to write.
264
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,719
Fonz, what are you doing here?
265
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,789
I got a personal
invitation from Uncle Sam.
266
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,536
Fonzie, why didn't
you tell us about it?
267
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,637
Well, you know what happened
268
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:10,327
when they tried to
induct Elvis into the Army.
269
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,974
Oh, yeah, a bunch
of girls went crazy
270
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,709
and tore down the
induction center.
271
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,483
Exactamundo.
272
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:19,687
Now, who told
you to start writing?
273
00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:22,189
I thought of it all on my own.
274
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,043
All right, knock it off.
275
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,510
You know, Fonzarelli,
276
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,732
I'd like to get you alone in a
room for about five minutes.
277
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,122
Sarge, I didn't think
you were that kind of guy.
278
00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,676
All right, knock it off!
279
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:43,644
Knock it off!
280
00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:48,649
You know, when you go to the
barber, I'm gonna go with you...
281
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,318
To supervise the...
282
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,057
Maybe when he's
finished with my hair,
283
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:58,742
he'll do my nails.
284
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,256
Good, Fonz.
285
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,081
Fonz, Fonz, you
just better be careful,
286
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,094
'cause this guy is mean.
287
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,678
He just sent out a
short kid to grow.
288
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,706
Okay, uh, Sergeant
Betchler says,
289
00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:13,708
write your names.
290
00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,710
Good.
291
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,211
Okay, anybody here
292
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,225
have prior military experience?
293
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,216
Sgt. Betchler...
294
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:24,252
Hey, you said that nice.
295
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,419
Say it again.
296
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,954
Betchler.
297
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,906
You're gonna get
your lunch back.
298
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,977
I had ROTC in high school.
299
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,656
Oh, you want to be an officer.
300
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,729
Yeah, I-I would.
301
00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:37,064
Ah, good. You're...
302
00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:38,577
Well, you're in
charge, Cunningham.
303
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:39,900
Very good.
304
00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:41,964
Anybody steps out
of line, I come to you.
305
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,036
Yes, sir.
306
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,051
No, no, don't call me "sir".
307
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,708
Only officers are called sir.
308
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,210
I'm a non-com.
309
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,057
I could have been a "sir".
310
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,558
Should have been a "sir".
311
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,061
Could have been a "sir".
312
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,645
Would have been a-a good "sir".
313
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:07,261
I'm better than all those guys.
314
00:14:07,297 --> 00:14:09,325
And you're all
gonna listen to me,
315
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,983
including you, Fonzarelli,
because I don't like you.
316
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,796
You see all these hash marks?
317
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,436
I'm a 20-year man.
318
00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,605
I been a man all my life.
319
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:28,116
You know I supervised
Elvis's haircut,
320
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:30,630
and yours is gonna be shorter.
321
00:14:30,654 --> 00:14:33,821
Ooh!
322
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,985
Now, I guess you
guys are smart enough
323
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,020
to have finished
your names by now.
324
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,344
Uh, excuse me.
325
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,423
Was that the last name
first or first name last?
326
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,591
Ten push-ups.
327
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,428
Ah, you want to giggle, huh?
328
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,386
Give me ten.
329
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,434
You know, you're a
nice kid, Cunningham.
330
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,375
Say my name again.
331
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,212
Sergeant Belcher.
332
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,133
All right, give me ten!
333
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,515
All right, line up.
334
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,231
Hey, Corporal,
get a load of this.
335
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,267
ROTC,
336
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,286
little duckies and a big ant.
337
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:43,357
These guys are
here to entertain us.
338
00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:46,193
Hey, uh, where's Fonzarelli?
339
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:48,912
Hey, Cunningham, is this
any way to run an outfit?
340
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,266
Uh, Fonz, come on out, okay?
341
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,417
Are you afraid
342
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:12,420
somebody's gonna
steal your little jacket?
343
00:16:12,455 --> 00:16:14,422
No.
344
00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,591
I was afraid maybe
I'd get caught in a draft.
345
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:20,939
All right, knock it off.
346
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,274
You think that's funny? Yeah.
347
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:23,942
Hey, here's
something that's funny.
348
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,278
All people wearing jackets
349
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:29,236
at the end of the line.
350
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,638
I said the end of the line.
351
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,995
This is the end of the line.
352
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,330
The front end.
353
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,332
All right.
354
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,500
Blood tests.
355
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,601
Everybody, line up.
356
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,264
Everybody has to
give a blood sample.
357
00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:46,954
Rich, no one told me
358
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:49,290
I was suppose to
bring a blood sample.
359
00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:51,793
Potsie, they're gonna
take it out of your finger.
360
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:54,796
And it's gonna hurt real bad.
361
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,408
I can't stand pain. I'm leaving.
362
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,743
Hey, Ralph, I'm gonna help you.
363
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,911
Get up there. Thanks, Fonz.
364
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,312
You're gonna be
just fine. Thanks.
365
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,269
All right.
366
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,101
Hey, guys, what do
you know about that?
367
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,369
I didn't feel a thing.
368
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,394
Okay, he'll be fine.
369
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,200
Hey, Fonz, you
missed the blood test.
370
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,168
Ooh!
371
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,983
Can I do him?
372
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,189
Okay, Weber,
373
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,159
maybe next time you won't
try to fill up all the bottles.
374
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:56,323
All right, talking
about bottles,
375
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:58,492
I'm gonna leave
you for a few minutes.
376
00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,494
Now, when I'm gone,
377
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:02,574
I know some of you
guys are gonna miss me.
378
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:07,401
When I'm gone, Lt.
Quinlan's gonna be in charge
379
00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:09,403
of the next phase.
380
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:10,905
While I'm away,
381
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,140
ROTC will take over.
382
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,154
Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it.
383
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:19,339
All right.
384
00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:23,116
Good morning, men.
385
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:25,464
Hey, it's a Lieutenant woman.
386
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:28,622
Good morning, Lieutenant.
387
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:31,458
I'm Richard Cunningham, ROTC.
388
00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,460
I-I'm kind of in charge here.
389
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:35,446
I'm sorry that I'm
in my underwear.
390
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,165
Well, don't worry.
391
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,178
Uh, like they say in
the Medical Corps,
392
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,180
if I see anything I
haven't seen before,
393
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,137
I'll shoot it.
394
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:48,576
All right,
395
00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:50,427
now each of you is gonna run up
396
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,928
and down these stairs briskly.
397
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,930
Like this.
398
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,600
Then you'll be checked
for pulse and heartbeat.
399
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,602
Uh... Fonzarelli.
400
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,571
Yo.
401
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,374
Go over these steps
402
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,342
and I want you to
touch each step.
403
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,841
Cute, Fonzarelli.
404
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,944
It's, uh,
405
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,963
hard to do this through leather.
406
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,643
I'll take it off for you.
407
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,144
Now hear this, now hear this.
408
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,952
All nurses fall out
for night maneuvers.
409
00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:39,927
Turn around. Yeah.
410
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:44,081
Could you move
that up a little bit?
411
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,118
A little over to the left.
412
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,120
Aaayyh!
413
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:53,090
Ahhhh.
414
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,080
You're one of the
healthiest men I've ever met.
415
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,050
You ain't whistli" Dixie, Jack.
416
00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:07,387
Listen, you and
me together, soon,
417
00:20:07,422 --> 00:20:09,440
and that is an order.
418
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,426
I've been trained
to follow orders.
419
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,411
Next.
420
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,652
Uh... uh, Malph.
421
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,030
Atten-hut!
422
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,032
What do you think this is?
423
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,267
Get that ant in gear
424
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,601
and move it over the hill!
425
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,270
Move it!
426
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:40,615
Everything works for him.
427
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,173
Move it! Hut-two.
428
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,642
You'll be notified
429
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,676
as to your proper
430
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,479
classification...
431
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,496
When?
432
00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:51,848
Uh, no-no interruptions.
433
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,964
Now I gotta do the
whole thing over again.
434
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,105
You'll be notified
435
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,441
as to your proper classification
436
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,277
resulting from today's physical.
437
00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:05,946
I look forward
438
00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:08,460
to seeing all you
guys again real soon.
439
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,450
I hope not too soon.
440
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,464
You want to eat some
more paper, Red?
441
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,121
I'm full.
442
00:21:14,156 --> 00:21:15,367
Good.
443
00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:17,870
All right, everybody
from ROTC down,
444
00:21:17,894 --> 00:21:19,359
dismissed.
445
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:20,873
All right, move, move, move!
446
00:21:20,897 --> 00:21:22,875
Oh, uh, Khaki Drawers,
447
00:21:22,899 --> 00:21:25,833
here's your lunch.
448
00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:28,536
Hey, wait a minute.
449
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:30,003
My Twinkies are missing.
450
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,157
Spoils of war.
451
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,728
Okay.
452
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,408
He took my Twinkies! Hey, hey.
453
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,243
MP! Come on over
here! Hey, hey, hey!
454
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,245
He took my Twinkies!
All right, all right.
455
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,713
Look, here's a quarter.
456
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,181
Buy yourself some new Twinkies.
457
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,750
All right, Rich! All right!
458
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,242
All right, the back row.
459
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,189
Out. Fast. Make it
fast. On the double.
460
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,773
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
461
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:01,668
Whoa.
462
00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:03,704
You probably noticed
463
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,756
that you're the
only one still here.
464
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,458
Well, I ain't surprised.
465
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,609
I had an inkling I
was your favorite.
466
00:22:09,645 --> 00:22:12,563
Looks like you missed
a pretty good date,
467
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:13,680
huh, Fonzarelli?
468
00:22:13,715 --> 00:22:16,016
Oh, hey, don't worry
about it, non-com,
469
00:22:16,052 --> 00:22:18,285
the army always comes first.
470
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,136
Ah, that's good to hear
471
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,150
because it's gonna
take about an hour or two
472
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,141
to fill out these forms again.
473
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,422
You see, I couldn't read it.
474
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,458
Maybe-maybe this
time you should print.
475
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,448
Must I?
476
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:32,727
Yeah.
477
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,729
The last one that
didn't fill out the forms
478
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,521
is scrubbing camels
in the Sahara.
479
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,856
Well, listen, I hate to
disappoint you, Sarge,
480
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,875
but I gotta be some place else.
481
00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:43,744
Okay, wise guy,
482
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,729
give me ten push-ups.
483
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,375
Seven.
484
00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,378
Hey, I never thought
you'd get here!
485
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,090
Sorry I'm late. At ease.
486
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,330
What's going on here?
487
00:23:03,366 --> 00:23:05,348
Just a little discipline, sir.
488
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,028
Uh, Fonzarelli, uh,
did the forms wrong,
489
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,647
and he has to
fill 'em out again.
490
00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:10,087
That won't do.
491
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,505
I need this man to help me
492
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,190
with some research.
493
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,908
He'll be in my charge.
494
00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:16,354
You know, Louie,
uh, don't you think
495
00:23:16,378 --> 00:23:18,311
he's a little out of shape here?
496
00:23:20,349 --> 00:23:22,315
You're right.
497
00:23:22,351 --> 00:23:24,284
Give me ten.
498
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,005
I coulda been an officer.
499
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,473
I shoulda been an officer.
500
00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:40,518
All right, fellas, what
a day for football.
501
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,652
All right. All right.
502
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:42,870
Hut! Hey.
503
00:23:42,905 --> 00:23:44,354
Let's go outside.
504
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:45,634
We're gonna play some
touch football. Come on.
505
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:46,902
C'mon, Joanie. Oh!
506
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,487
As long as you don't
play "dump the center".
507
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,322
Come on, Fonzie,
play quarterback.
508
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,490
All right.
509
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,824
All right, I'll play quarterback
510
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,148
for both teams.
511
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,266
Aaayyh!
512
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,319
Marion, are you crying?
513
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,321
Oh, Howard,
514
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,457
I just hate to see them grow up.
515
00:24:03,492 --> 00:24:05,291
What if the Army takes them?
516
00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:06,793
They're all one-A.
517
00:24:06,829 --> 00:24:08,139
Well, then they'll all apply
518
00:24:08,163 --> 00:24:10,296
for their college deferments.
519
00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:12,298
What if there's
a war? What if...
520
00:24:12,334 --> 00:24:14,300
Oh, now come on, Marion,
521
00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:17,137
I mean the whole world
practically has the bomb.
522
00:24:17,172 --> 00:24:19,172
There are not gonna
be any more wars.
523
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,841
The UN will see to that.
524
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,010
I think the world has
learned their lesson.
525
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,512
We'll never have to send
our boys to fight again.
526
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,514
Oh, I hope so, Howard.
527
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,528
All right, hey Pots, go long.
528
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,762
Go long! Okay.
529
00:24:30,786 --> 00:24:32,130
I'll hit the quarterback!
530
00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:33,565
I'll cover him. I'll cover him.
531
00:24:33,589 --> 00:24:34,733
I'll hit the quarterback!
532
00:24:34,757 --> 00:24:35,901
Oh, yeah?
533
00:24:35,925 --> 00:24:37,502
Oh, oh, kidding, Fonz!
534
00:24:37,526 --> 00:24:39,504
I got it! I got it! I got it!
535
00:24:39,528 --> 00:24:41,239
Wait a minute, it's
going over his head.
536
00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:43,258
Uh-oh.
537
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,081
You kids!
538
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,083
What is the matter with you!
539
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,085
How many times have I told you
540
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,099
not to play so close to the house!
- Hey...
541
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,101
Joanie did it!
542
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,593
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
543
00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,362
♪ These are such Happy Days! ♪
544
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,903
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
545
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,940
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
546
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,275
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
547
00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,344
♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
548
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:17,497
♪ These days are ours ♪
549
00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:20,200
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
550
00:25:20,236 --> 00:25:22,702
♪ These days are ours ♪
551
00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:25,105
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
552
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,791
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
553
00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:31,361
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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