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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la ♪
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Happy Days is filmed
before a studio audience.
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♪ La, la-la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la. ♪
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I don't care how tired you are.
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You're gonna keep studying.
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You don't pass the hygiene
test, you don't graduate.
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Dig it?
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Fonz, we're never gonna
make it without No Doz.
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Yeah, these guys
need help, Fonz.
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Let me tell you something.
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First of all, you
don't get no No Doz...
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I don't know what that
is... You don't get no pills.
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You got me!
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Yeah, but Fonz, I can't
remember one thing I looked at,
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especially tomorrow
morning, I'm going to be dead.
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All right. I can't
remember a thing.
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All right, all right,
all right, knock it off!
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Knock it off!
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Fonzie's right.
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All right, get these guys
started on the next chapter.
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Watch them; they
will try anything.
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Right.
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I got business.
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You can depend on me,
Fonz; I'll watch these guys.
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Yeah.
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Let's get out of here!
Huh? What? What? What?
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Come on. What are you doing?
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I thought you were
supposed to watch us.
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I was faking!
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I'd lie to my
grandmother for sleep.
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Let's get out of
here. All right.
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Chapter 15.
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Joanie, stabbing
the table is not
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going to make me change my mind.
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But, Dad, you promised
when I got to be a sophomore,
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I could car date.
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Now is not the time
to talk to your father
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about car dates, dear.
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He's worried about
Richard's test.
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And you're not?
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Well, I am, dear.
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It's just that when
I worry, I cook,
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and when you worry, you eat.
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That's why we have
a happy marriage.
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And that's why you
have a happy tummy.
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By the time you car date,
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you're going to be
wearing support hose.
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Oh, that's them!
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Does it look like
they passed, Mom?
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Oh, they look very
happy, except Potsie;
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he's got his foot
caught in the door.
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RICHIE & RALPH
One-three-five-nine,
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who do we think is mighty fine?
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Hygiene! Hygiene!
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Yay!
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I think they passed.
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Yeah.
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We can graduate now.
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Yeah, I could have gotten
an "A," but I thought a larynx
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was an animal
that attacked sheep.
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One-three-five-nine...
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It's over, Potsie.
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It's over?
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Are you going to graduate, too?
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Yeah.
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Well, congratulations, guys.
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I suppose you're going to go
out and celebrate now, huh?
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Oh, yeah. POTSIE: No kidding.
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Yeah, well, they'd
take me with them,
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but you won't let me car date.
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Fonz. Hey, Fonz, did you hear?
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They passed. We
passed the hygiene test.
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I think that's great,
I think that's great.
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They're not gonna
get away with this.
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I thought you wanted us to pass.
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Hey, Fonzie, this says
you graduated high school!
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Congratulations!
Arthur, that's wonderful!
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That's great!
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Not that part.
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Look at this.
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"You will receive your
diploma in the mail."
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Now, do you believe that?
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You believe that?
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I worked my way all the
way through night school.
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I locked myself in my
room with my little notebook.
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Huh?
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I mean, I even
took long division,
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I studied my heart out.
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And now they want to send
me my diploma in the mail,
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like I was a "Dear Occupant."
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Well, let me tell you something,
I'm no "Dear Occupant,"
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I am the valedictorian
of my class!
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And I'm going to
be in that ceremony!
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I didn't know he
was valedictorian.
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Yeah, he was the
only one in his class.
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Ah, they shouldn't
do that to the Fonz.
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That's really bad.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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After all he's done for us,
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I'm not going to let
them get away with this.
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All right! Yeah, that's right!
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We're gonna get, we're gonna get
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every senior in school
to sign a petition!
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All right! Yeah! Let's go!
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Mr. Connors, now,
before I say anything,
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I'd appreciate it if you'd
just take a deep breath,
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and-and listen to the
whole thing, all right?
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Okay.
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Arthur Fonzarelli has just
graduated from night school,
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and we want him in our ceremony.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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It is out of the question.
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Night school
students must receive
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their diploma in the mail.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have other things to do.
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Oh, but he deserves it.
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He worked really hard.
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Come on, he worked
as hard as we did.
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I did it, Connors, I did it!
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Oh, Principal Haley,
we need to talk to you.
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Yes, you do. Connors, I did it.
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I just persuaded the
mayor to make a speech.
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Oh, no, no, that's impossible.
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Last week, at
Fillmore High School,
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the students tore
up the gymnasium
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during a lecture on
juvenile delinquency.
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What does a
Fillmore riot got to do
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with our Jefferson
High graduation?
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They're going to use our
gymnasium for their graduation.
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We'll have to be out
of here at 6:00 sharp.
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Now, we're working
on a very tight schedule.
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We will not be able to have
time for the mayor's speech.
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Right. The mayor's out.
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That's how to make a decision.
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That's why I'm principal.
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Mr. Haley... Is this
going to be a riot?
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No.
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No, sir, but we have a problem.
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You see... a friend of
ours, Arthur Fonzarelli,
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has graduated from
the night school,
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and-and we would all like
to have him in our ceremony.
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Well?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Rules are rules.
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Night school students
cannot join our ceremony.
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Why, that's terrible!
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Let's change that.
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It won't hurt anything.
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He can sit with the class.
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Connors, take care of it.
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All right, very well.
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Fonzarelli can
join the ceremony.
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But no diploma; it's
already in the mail.
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Now, don't dillydally here.
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Right. Great, thanks.
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What are you doing on
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the gymnasium floor
with street shoes?!
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Don't you see what I'm wearing?
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These are little gum
soles... Gum, gum, gum.
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Right. Out, out, out!
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Wait till we tell him.
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Oh, Fonz! Fonz!
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Hey, all right, all right.
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You think you
can stop chattering
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and just tell me where
the Principal Haley is?
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Oh, you don't have
to worry about it, Fonz.
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We just talked to
Principal Haley; it's okay.
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Just look at that petition.
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We got everyone to sign it.
- Yeah.
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I signed it twice.
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You did this for me?
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I'm really touched.
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Thanks a lot.
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All right, now I can
work on my speech.
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What speech, Fonz?
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Well, why would
the valedictorian
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be in the ceremony
and not make a speech?
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Oh. Oh, yeah, right.
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Well, we-we just haven't
ironed that out yet, that's all.
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Yeah, well, all right,
you work on that,
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and I'll work on my speech, dig?
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All right.
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Dear Faculty, fellow graduates,
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my-my many chicks.
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Are you loony?
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You know that he can't
speak at the graduation.
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And you should have told him
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that he can't get his
diploma at the ceremony.
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Well, I wasn't going to,
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because I'm not going
to spoil this for Fonzie.
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Look, it's-it's just
a time problem.
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They're worried about how long
the ceremony is going to take,
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so we just got to find
some way to speed it up.
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Well, don't worry
about a thing, guys.
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I'll think of something.
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Potsie, this is
no time for a first.
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♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la. ♪
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You wear it on the right,
and then when you graduate,
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you move it over to the left.
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Oh, I love it.
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Oh, I'll get it, I'll get it.
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Oh, Spike, come on in.
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It's Spike.
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Hi, Spike.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hi. Come to see
Uncle Fonz graduate.
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He said to meet him here.
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Oh, Spike, it's so
good to see you.
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And you brought flowers.
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Yeah. I get a discount
at the florist where I work.
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I'll get it.
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Oh. Arthur.
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Hey, Spike, it is
very nice to see you,
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and I am touched
that you made it.
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Hey, I wouldn't miss this for
all the marigolds in Milwaukee.
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I think that is fabbo.
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He picked up a
little flower humor.
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Oh, Arthur,
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you look so smart in
your cap and gown.
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Come on, Richard,
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stand next to Fonzie.
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I want to get a picture.
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Yeah, I'd like this
one for my book.
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All right, come on now.
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Howard gave Richard a
new camera for graduation.
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Yeah.
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This is a terrific new camera.
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Develops a picture
in 60 seconds.
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You know how to
work that all right, Dad?
256
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,863
Well, of course I do, Richard.
257
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,843
I read the instructions
right here in the back.
258
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,517
It says, "Pull tab out..."
259
00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:32,270
Is it supposed to do that?
260
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,240
No, it's not supposed
to do that, Fonzie.
261
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:39,044
Come in!
262
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,024
Hi, everybody. It's me.
263
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,126
Hi, Al.
264
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,261
Fonzie, you look terrific!
265
00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:49,320
Wow, look at the
nice new camera!
266
00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,518
Howard, take our picture.
267
00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,042
No film.
268
00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:57,478
Wow, that is new!
269
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,492
Well, we don't want to
be late for the graduation.
270
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,692
Now everybody can come with me
271
00:10:00,716 --> 00:10:03,195
'cause I-I brought
along my catering truck.
272
00:10:03,219 --> 00:10:05,948
Well, we kind of thought
we'd go in my De Soto, Al.
273
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,550
I'll go with you, Al.
274
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,542
It's my first car date.
275
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,522
Hey, wait up. I'll go, too.
276
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:15,106
I love feisty chicks.
277
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,533
Sit on it, Spike.
278
00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:22,287
What a cute couple.
279
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,690
Fonz, uh, you know,
everybody's waiting
280
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,826
till they get to school to
put on their cap and gown.
281
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,305
Hey, let me tell
you something, Red.
282
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,174
I worked very,
very hard for this.
283
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,798
I'm going to wear it
every minute I can.
284
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,761
I think I'm going to
walk to school in it.
285
00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:39,054
It's a pretty warm
day to wear your gown.
286
00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:40,755
That's no problem for me.
287
00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,890
I am naked underneath this.
288
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,613
Darn this thing.
289
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,094
Oh, now, Howard,
don't be so upset, dear.
290
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,652
A camera that takes
pictures in 60 seconds.
291
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,419
It'll never sell.
292
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,487
Come on, let's get going.
293
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,200
I've got to pick up
some more film.
294
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,536
Come on, Richard,
it's time to leave, dear.
295
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,254
Well, Richard,
aren't you coming?
296
00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:03,711
Oh.
297
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,512
Oh, yeah, Mom.
298
00:11:05,548 --> 00:11:08,616
I just wanted to
reflect for a moment.
299
00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:11,552
Do you realize that the next
time I walk into this room,
300
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,299
I'm going to be a
high school graduate?
301
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:16,691
I'll be a completely
changed person.
302
00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:19,427
You'll always be the
same person to us, dear.
303
00:11:19,462 --> 00:11:20,995
No, he's right, Marion.
304
00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,141
He will be a changed person.
305
00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,598
Yeah, yeah, Dad's right.
306
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:26,167
I'm going to have
new responsibilities.
307
00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:28,336
I'm going to have to
start being more adult.
308
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,183
Come on, Richie!
309
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,808
I'll give you a ride to
school in my new T-bird!
310
00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:36,177
Holy moly, that's Suzie!
311
00:11:37,414 --> 00:11:39,046
Oh, she is great.
312
00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:42,517
♪ I found my thrill. ♪
313
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,976
Are you crying?
314
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,779
Oh, Howard.
315
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,482
Our baby's grown up.
316
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,283
No, she's not.
317
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:00,396
I mean Richard.
318
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,786
Oh.
319
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,522
He's been such a good boy.
320
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,323
Yes, he has.
321
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,427
Marion, you did a
terrific job raising him.
322
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,428
Thank you, dear.
323
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,896
Mm-hmm.
324
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,732
You helped, too, Howard.
325
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,934
Thank you, Marion.
326
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,904
But with Joanie, I think
we're in big trouble.
327
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,823
Just think,
328
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,159
in just three years,
you'll be up there.
329
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,494
Do you think by then
330
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,663
Dad'll be able to work
the camera, Mom?
331
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,231
Very funny.
332
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,111
You're wasting a
lot of film, Howard.
333
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,412
Better let me help.
334
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,104
Thanks a lot, Al,
but I can do it myself.
335
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,906
Oh.
336
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,587
In 60 seconds, you're
going to have a nice picture
337
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,254
of an angry face.
338
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,696
Just kidding. Oh.
339
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,000
Of course I got my own ticket.
340
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,703
Now just step out
of my way, Shorty.
341
00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:12,578
Hey, look, it's Arnold!
342
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:21,916
Oh, Arnold, I'm so
glad you could make it!
343
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:25,319
Oh, I would not have missed
this for all the tea in China.
344
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:27,800
Hi, Al. Hey, hi, Arnold.
345
00:13:27,824 --> 00:13:30,157
Good to see you. Oh,
you're looking so good.
346
00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:31,476
How's business?
347
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,612
Oh, it's the best move I
ever made in my entire life.
348
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,459
I love to be with those kids.
349
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,610
Keeps me young.
350
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,267
Ah, no profits, huh?
351
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:40,501
Not a cent.
352
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:41,902
Yeah, I know the feeling.
353
00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:43,203
Hi, Arnold.
354
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,705
Hey, Shortcakes!
355
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,774
Look at Shortcakes!
356
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:49,143
Well, pretty soon, she
getting to be Longcakes.
357
00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:06,660
Thank you, girls.
358
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,349
I, uh...
359
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,684
I want to, uh,
welcome all of you
360
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,387
to our Jefferson
High School program.
361
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,689
And now,
362
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,924
I want to introduce
363
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,526
Assistant Principal
Marvin Connors,
364
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,429
who will be your host for
the rest of the ceremony.
365
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,099
Don't forget the plan.
366
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,834
We've got to save time
for Fonzie's speech.
367
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,347
Pass it on, okay? Right, right.
368
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,514
You guys, speed everything up.
369
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,883
Everything we do is speeded up.
370
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,118
Now, look, when you introduce
the class awards, make it fast.
371
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,786
Yeah, yeah, sure, right
after my comedy routine.
372
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,021
No routine. Oh...
373
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,278
Ralph!
374
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,724
All right, I'll do it real fast.
375
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,559
I'll only do the
punch lines. All right.
376
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,215
And now it is time
377
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,969
to bring in the graduating
class and orchestra,
378
00:14:48,004 --> 00:14:50,722
which will play "Pomp
and Circumstance."
379
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,034
Here we go!
380
00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:09,023
Why so fast?
381
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,491
What happened?
382
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,638
"Pomp and Circumstance"
sounded like "The Charleston!"
383
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,595
Oh, well, I thought
it'd be quicker
384
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,030
for the overall ceremony
385
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,782
if we just saved
that for the end.
386
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,835
A little change of our program.
387
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:25,606
Now, to introduce,
um, a-a wonderful boy,
388
00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:27,975
who is going to
sing the school song,
389
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:32,630
the star of our class
musical, Hell is a Poppin',
390
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,133
Mr. Warren Weber.
391
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,641
♪ Hail Jefferson High School,
the blue and white we love ♪
392
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,493
♪ To our alma mater,
we look to far above ♪
393
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,901
♪ Jefferson High is number one ♪
394
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:56,048
♪ The heart's a-turning
back to the days of Jefferson ♪
395
00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:58,300
♪ Hail Jefferson High School,
the blue and white we love ♪
396
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,874
♪ To our own dear high school ♪
397
00:15:59,909 --> 00:16:04,612
Hail, hail, Jefferson. ♪
398
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,837
I told you they were
up to something.
399
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,906
That song always makes me cry,
400
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:19,727
even that fast.
401
00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:21,229
Thank you Mr. Weber,
402
00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:24,265
for that most unusual
rendition of our school song.
403
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,449
I got it!
404
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,824
It-It... It came out.
405
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,395
Sir, I have a lovely shot
of the back of your head.
406
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,364
Would you like it?
407
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:45,620
Parents, please try
to control yourselves
408
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,622
just for a little while.
409
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:50,124
And now, to announce the winners
410
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:52,844
of our various class awards,
411
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,798
in his own witty
way, Ralph Malph.
412
00:16:59,135 --> 00:17:02,520
Uh, I'm really delighted
to be here, folks.
413
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,451
Oh, yeah, okay.
414
00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:06,707
Anyway, so he bit him.
415
00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:09,076
How the elephant got in
my pajamas, I'll never know.
416
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,011
And the man says,
"I can't hear you.
417
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,697
I got a banana in my ear."
418
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,010
So much for jokes,
so much for jokes.
419
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,150
Okay, now,
420
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,485
on to the winners
of the class awards.
421
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,054
Thank you.
422
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,723
The winner of,
um, the first award
423
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:24,892
is the drama award,
Heather Warren.
424
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,314
I just want to thank
all the little people...
425
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,660
Too numerous to mention.
426
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,217
Thank you, Heather...
427
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,720
Now, the award
for Most Congenial.
428
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,090
Oh, we have a tie
between Sally Hightower
429
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,192
and Debbie... and Debbie Chafin.
430
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,228
You... You go.
Oh, no, you go first.
431
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,875
Oh, please, I
insist, you go first...
432
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,826
Settle this off stage, will you?
433
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,383
And that's it for the awards.
434
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,190
Hey, how would you
like a dozen roses, baby?
435
00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:57,942
Get lost.
436
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,545
Hey...
437
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,497
And now,
438
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,866
the valedictorian of
our graduating class,
439
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,751
Mr. Richard Cunningham.
440
00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:11,539
What's happened?
441
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,352
Why is everything going so fast?
442
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,693
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
443
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:22,717
Faculty, staff, parents
and graduating students,
444
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:25,470
life is full of challenges.
445
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,539
Marriage, work, family.
446
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,742
Serious, serious challenges.
447
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,713
So, in closing, I'd
like to say good luck.
448
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,720
It was wonderful,
wasn't it, Howard?
449
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,206
Is he finished?
450
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:47,219
Do you call that a speech?
451
00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:49,543
Well, it was a little
wordy, so I cut it down.
452
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:55,216
Ladies and gentlemen, since
we have some extra time,
453
00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:59,486
I would now like to
introduce the valedictorian
454
00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:02,590
of our night school,
Mr. Arthur Fonzarelli.
455
00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:23,410
Thank you, Richard,
my very good friend.
456
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:26,080
Thank you my fellow graduates
457
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:29,266
and petition signers.
458
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,504
You know, some of
you may be wondering,
459
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,472
"What is Fonzie doing here?"
460
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,352
Well, I'll tell you,
three years ago,
461
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,221
I was wondering the
same thing myself.
462
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:42,246
Oh, yeah, I want to tell
you, school was no fun.
463
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,348
No.
464
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,350
There were
always a lot of rules.
465
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,018
You know, like, uh,
466
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,974
"Don't wear your
taps on your shoes."
467
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,069
"Don't ride your bike up
and down the hallway."
468
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,294
I thought to myself,
"Who needs this?"
469
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,679
You know?
470
00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:00,681
And instantaneously,
I dropped out.
471
00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:02,984
Kids thought I was cool.
472
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:06,153
But I'm here to tell you
473
00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:10,157
that quitting things is
definitely not cool-amundo.
474
00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:13,360
This may surprise you, but some
475
00:20:13,395 --> 00:20:17,164
of the smartest people I know
have high school diplomas.
476
00:20:22,038 --> 00:20:24,004
Thank you, Arnold.
477
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,117
Let me... let me tell
you something, folks.
478
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,441
Let me tell you something.
479
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,621
Finishing school gives you
a sense of accomplishment.
480
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,011
Can you dig it?
481
00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:33,881
It gives you a sense of
thumbs up for the future.
482
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,517
I mean, that's why I
went back to night school.
483
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:38,752
That's why I stand
here tonight before you
484
00:20:38,788 --> 00:20:41,689
wearing a dress.
485
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:44,108
Yeah.
486
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,377
I got one thing
to say in closing.
487
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,811
Get your education.
488
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,481
Get it during the
day, or get it at night,
489
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,583
get it in between
dates, but get it.
490
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,430
'Cause I want to
tell you something...
491
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,919
Staying in school is cool.
492
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,122
Whoa!
493
00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:22,863
Fonz, this is a present
494
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:25,044
from the entire senior class.
495
00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:26,912
Yeah, well, let me
tell you something.
496
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:29,002
I love it.
497
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,804
Now we're two minutes
ahead of schedule.
498
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,428
Oh, I... I'll bail you out.
499
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,579
I'll finish my speech.
500
00:21:42,284 --> 00:21:45,619
As we are nearing
the end of the 1950s,
501
00:21:45,654 --> 00:21:47,454
we must realize
502
00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:51,192
that we graduates are
the leaders of the future.
503
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,761
We must always keep in mind
504
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:57,965
that our nation has
survived many scandals.
505
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,635
The impeachment of
President Andrew Johnson,
506
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,738
the assassinations
507
00:22:03,773 --> 00:22:07,574
of Presidents
McKinley and Lincoln.
508
00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:10,244
We don't know
what the future holds,
509
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,379
but we do know
510
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,949
that our nation and
our people will endure.
511
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,431
Mickey Wheatley.
512
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,141
Walter Vaughn.
513
00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:47,615
Anthony Paris.
514
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,904
Heather Warren.
515
00:22:58,026 --> 00:23:00,126
Debbie Chafin.
516
00:23:03,565 --> 00:23:05,277
Hilary Moran. Let
me tell you something.
517
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,168
If he don't call my name,
I am leaving, and that's it.
518
00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:09,714
No, no, don't go, Fonz, please.
519
00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:12,172
I cannot go down that
aisle without a diploma.
520
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:13,718
Now, look, when the time comes,
521
00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:14,987
just snap your fingers, okay?
522
00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:16,643
What are you talking about?
523
00:23:16,678 --> 00:23:18,023
Just trust me, Fonz, please.
524
00:23:18,047 --> 00:23:20,592
Warren Weber.
525
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,070
Ralph Malph.
526
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,694
And now, our
class valedictorian,
527
00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:36,563
Richard Cunningham.
528
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,681
I do not announce
the night school.
529
00:23:53,716 --> 00:23:57,651
Oh, Connors, for heaven's sake!
530
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,831
The night school class
consists of one graduate...
531
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,638
Arthur Fonzarelli.
532
00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:26,046
On behalf of the United
States Post Office,
533
00:24:26,082 --> 00:24:28,642
here's your high school diploma.
534
00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:07,287
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
535
00:25:07,323 --> 00:25:09,384
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
536
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:12,443
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
537
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:15,178
♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
538
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,714
♪ These days are ours ♪
539
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:20,551
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
540
00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,653
♪ These days are ours ♪
541
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,222
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
542
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,292
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
543
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:32,095
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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