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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
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♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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What's wrong, Rich?
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I don't want that Mark
Summers guy to see us.
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Hey, Cunningham! Ever
since they named him
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editor of the paper,
he's been on my back.
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Me, too. Every
time I hand in a story
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he says, "Do you call
yourself a newspaper man?"
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Me, too.
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Cunningham!
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You call yourself
a newspaper man?
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You're the worst
reporter on the Bugle staff.
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I mean, I can forgive
Weber here because,
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well, because he's Weber.
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Thanks, Chief.
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Cunningham... why?
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Why, when that fire broke
out in the Home Ec class,
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were you on the
other side of the school
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interviewing the librarian?
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I mean, let's
face it, let's face it,
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you just don't have
a nose for news.
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Or for smoke.
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I'm gonna give you one
more shot at it, Cunningham.
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If you blow it,
you're off the paper.
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Boy, does he have
it in for you, Rich.
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I know. He never forgave
me for depantsing him
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in the sixth grade.
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I'm gonna write the
best story he ever read.
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What're you gonna write about?
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Joanne Jaworsky splitting
the seam on her gym trunks?
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No, better. When I
rush in with this story,
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Mark Summers is gonna
yell, "Hold the mimeo."
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What're you gonna write about?
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The Howdy Doody Show is in town.
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I know that.
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I'm gonna interview Howdy Doody.
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Well, how're you gonna do that?
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I'm gonna pull a few strings.
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Hey! Greetings!
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Richard.
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What're you so excited about?
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He probably had a
date with Fast Alice.
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All the guys look like that
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when they have a
date with Fast Alice.
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Oh? Richard, I don't think
you should date this Fast Alice.
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Don't worry, Mom, I'm not.
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I have to do an interview
for the school paper.
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Oh, well, why don't you do
an interview of your old dad?
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You could call it "Dialogue
with a Common Man."
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Or you could call it
"Dialogue with a Chubby Man."
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That's not funny, Marion.
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I'll have you know, I lost
two pounds this week.
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Richard, you know I'm
in the hardware business
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and hardware is a vital
link in the chain of America.
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Dad, I can't do a
story about you.
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I'm gonna interview Bob
Smith and Howdy Doody.
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You mean you'd rather
interview a dummy than me?
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And don't you say what
you're thinking, Marion.
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Joanie, tomorrow
you're gonna present
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that Junior Chipmunk
of the Year award
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to Howdy Doody, right?
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Yeah. We present
it to every celebrity
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that comes to Milwaukee.
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This is the sixth one this year.
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Last week we gave
it to Durward Kirby.
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Right. Well, is it all right if
I come down to the station
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and get some interviews?
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Sure, but when
we get to the studio,
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don't cramp my style.
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Ow! Mom.
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The hem, not me.
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Ralph on the ten-yard
line. First down.
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Come on, let's go, let's go.
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50, down to the 30.
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Second down. Poor shot.
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Oh.
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One more. Come on. Last down.
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Oh! The 20-yard line.
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Takes over on the 30. The 30.
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Okay. I still can't
believe it, Rich,
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an interview with
Buffalo Bob and Howdy.
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What luck! I watch
'em every day.
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Well, I just went
down to the station
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and got it cleared.
I'm going over there
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with my folks tomorrow.
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Field goal. Field goal attempt.
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Oh, good! Okay!
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Right down the center.
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You gotta get me an
autograph of Howdy.
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After Red Buttons,
he's my favorite.
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He's a puppet. He can't write.
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Then get me a splinter.
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Oh, no good, no
good. No... Too bad.
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Okay, you recover.
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Cunningham takes over on the 20.
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20-yard line.
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No... man.
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I'm winning. I'm winning 20.
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Hey, what you
guys talking about?
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Howdy Doody.
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Well, la-dee-da.
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You're talking
about Howdy Doody.
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Not me, Fonz. Hey, do
you think I'd waste my time
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talking about a dumb puppet?
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Let's go outside and
check out the chicks, Fonz.
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No, no... later.
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I'm fascinated about
what you little guys
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are talking about
here about Howdy.
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Oh, Rich was gonna interview
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Howdy and Buffalo
Bob for the school paper.
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Well, while you're down there,
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why don't you
interview Clarabelle?
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Oh, Clarabelle doesn't talk.
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He just honks his horn.
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You never know when
you're gonna score.
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Clarabelle just might
give you an exclusive honk.
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That's... Hey, that's
a good one, Fonz.
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They say I got
the gift of mirth.
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Hey, do you guys know
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that nobody outside
the show has ever
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seen Clarabelle without makeup?
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Where did you
hear that, Malph...
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From one of your comic books?
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Oh, no.
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It's just something the
kid sister mentioned.
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Aw, Fonz, let's go outside
and check out some chicks.
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Sure. And if you bomb out,
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you can always tell 'em
how many strings Howdy has.
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Another good one,
Fonz, another good one.
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Get a grip, Malph.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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I'm gonna get the
biggest exclusive
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that this paper has ever had.
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Sure, Rich. What're
you gonna tell 'em?
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Art Linkletter doesn't
interview kids?
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It's really midgets that
say the darndest things?
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No, Pots, this is
gonna be a biggie.
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Rich, Milwaukee
doesn't have any biggies.
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Yes, it does.
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I'm gonna get an exclusive photo
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of Clarabelle, the
Clown... What exclusive?
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Rich, do you call yourself
a newspaper man?
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Without makeup.
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Rich, you're a newspaper man.
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Yeah.
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Say, kids, what time is it?
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Howdy Doody Time!
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Let's go!
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Now, don't be nervous, dear.
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Oh, I'm not.
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Why should I be nervous?
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Boy, do I envy you...
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Being seen on
national television
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by millions of people.
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Millions? Of people?
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Before we start, let
me remind all the kids
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about tomorrow's big Howdy
Doody look-alike contest.
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Do you think there's
somebody out there
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who actually looks likes me?
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Well, Howdy, we're
gonna find out tomorrow,
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but you know today is
an extra-special day for us.
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Well, why is that, Buffalo Bob?
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Well, the Junior
Chipmunks have named you
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the Chipmunk of the Year
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and little Joanie Cunningham
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is going to be here to
present to you this award.
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Oh, that's terrific,
Buffalo Bob!
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And say, kids, are you
ever gonna love this?
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Yes, sir, Aunt Jennie's
peanut butter cakes.
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It's a soft, velvety sponge cake
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and it's wrapped around
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a big filling of
creamy peanut butter.
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Oh, boy, they sure
look good, Buffalo Bob.
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Oh, it is good, Howdy,
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and I'm gonna
have one right now.
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Mm, is that ever great.
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Mm. And now...
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Now kids... here's
Joanie Cunningham...
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of the Junior Chipmunks.
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Come on out here, Joanie.
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Joanie Cunningham. Hi, Joanie.
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Say hi to Howdy, Joanie.
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Honey, there's no
reason to be frightened.
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We're all right here
with you, Joanie and...
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Has the cat got your tongue?
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Aw, come on, honey,
why don't you relax
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and have a bite of Aunt
Jennie's peanut butter cakes.
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No, thanks. My mom
says it'll give me cavities.
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Oh, but you won't get cavities
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if you brush your
teeth after every meal.
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Right, Buffalo Bob?
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Right, Howdy. Oh...
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and you have an
award for us, don't you?
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Oh, fine. Okay, would
you like to read it?
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Or-or would you like
to have me read it?
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Here, I'll, I'll, I'll read it.
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Now, you hold the
cookie and I'll re...
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Here. I... Thank you.
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"We, the members of Den Seven
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"of the Junior Chipmunks
present you, Howdy Doody,
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"with the Chipmunk
of the Year award
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for the good things
you do on television."
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Oh, boy, this is just
about the best thing
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that ever happened
to me, Buffalo Bob.
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Uh, well, Joanie Cunningham
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and all you wonderful
Junior Chipmunks out there,
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Howdy's certainly proud
to be selected by you
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as Chipmunk of the Year.
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Okay, we'll see
you again real soon.
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Thank you, Joanie.
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You can go now, sweetie.
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Thank you. All right.
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Well, we're certainly
going to keep this and...
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You know, you can leave
now, honey. Thank you.
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And you come back
and see us real soon.
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Maybe your mother
should come and take you.
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Mrs. Cunningham,
thank you very much.
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You have a darling,
darling daughter.
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Thank you so much.
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Okay. Well now...
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Maybe Daddy... uh...
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Father, would you come and
get your stage-struck family?
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Hello. Hi, Mr. Cunningham.
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H-How do you do?
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Nice to see you, sir.
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Joanie, Marion, come along.
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00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,234
Oh, maybe Clarabelle'll help.
254
00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:48,069
Oh, Clarabelle!
255
00:09:48,138 --> 00:09:50,166
Oh, here's Clarabelle.
256
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,990
Well, hi, Clarabelle.
257
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,257
Hey, kids...
258
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,727
♪ Oh, who's the funniest
clown you know? ♪
259
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,579
♪ Clarabelle! ♪
260
00:09:57,648 --> 00:09:59,976
♪ Oh, who's the clown
on Howdy's show? ♪
261
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,799
♪ Clarabelle! ♪
262
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,935
I got that picture of
Clarabelle developed for you.
263
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,181
Pots, you're the greatest.
264
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,982
We're gonna make
Mark Summers eat crow.
265
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,807
Really. I'll tell
you it wasn't easy.
266
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,241
I had to sneak past the guard,
267
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,210
hide behind Phineas
T. Bluster's trunk
268
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,795
till the coast was clear.
269
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,775
I went up to Clarabelle's
dressing room,
270
00:10:15,799 --> 00:10:16,842
threw open the door...
271
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,066
Presto, I got the picture.
272
00:10:18,135 --> 00:10:19,695
You see, that?
He got the picture.
273
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,746
What did he do then?
274
00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,019
He pulled on his pants.
275
00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:25,039
I gotta look at this.
276
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,811
Look at that focus, huh?
277
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:30,879
Look at that.
278
00:10:30,914 --> 00:10:32,991
We can't use this picture.
279
00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:34,281
The man's naked.
280
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,201
Well, doesn't your school
paper have a centerfold?
281
00:10:38,522 --> 00:10:39,971
Whoa.
282
00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:45,710
What's wrong, Rich?
283
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,295
We can't even use his face.
284
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:48,830
He's still got his makeup on.
285
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,810
How could you make
a mistake like this?
286
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,768
How was I to know he was
gonna take his pants off first?
287
00:10:53,837 --> 00:10:54,997
Besides, a naked Clarabelle's
288
00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,637
a better scoop than
one with makeup.
289
00:10:56,706 --> 00:10:58,189
We gotta get another picture.
290
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,902
I promised Mark
Summers a big story.
291
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,970
He's holding page one.
292
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,488
We just gotta get
another picture.
293
00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:04,306
You're going to an
awful lot of trouble
294
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,730
just to show up Mark Summers.
295
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,293
I'm not trying to
show up anybody.
296
00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:09,598
I want to go to college. I
want to study journalism.
297
00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,019
I want to work on a newspaper.
298
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,320
I gotta prove to myself
that I can do a job.
299
00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,717
Well, you better
wait till after college.
300
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,251
We don't have any
tickets and they won't
301
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,195
let us in the
studio without 'em.
302
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,797
Hey. Rich, Rich, I got it.
303
00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:23,976
What if Joanie gives 'em
304
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,310
another Chipmunk
of the Year award?
305
00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:26,267
Use your noggin.
306
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:27,935
Tell 'em it's for next year.
307
00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:28,936
Cunningham!
308
00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:30,650
Got that big page one scoop?
309
00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:33,074
Cunningham, you're incompetent.
310
00:11:33,142 --> 00:11:34,587
I'm telling you,
you got two days
311
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,522
to come up with that
big page one scoop
312
00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:38,946
or you've seen your
last byline in the Bugle.
313
00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:40,147
You... Weber.
314
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,949
"Weber."
315
00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,429
Look, man, we
gotta get that picture.
316
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,864
Well, you better
think of another way
317
00:11:44,888 --> 00:11:46,688
to get in the studio
or you're gonna have
318
00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:47,767
to think of another scoop.
319
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,040
The Howdy Doody contest.
320
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,943
What'd you say, Fonz?
321
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,828
They're having a Howdy
Doody look-alike contest, right?
322
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,364
How'd you know about that?
323
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:58,315
I got my sources.
324
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,251
Anyway, you get some
sucker to enter that contest
325
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,021
and you're in
that studio, right?
326
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,384
Well, yeah, but who do we know
who looks like Howdy Doody?
327
00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,275
Yeah.
328
00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:12,463
No, no, no.
329
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,359
You see, I'm gonna be
taking the Clarabelle pictures.
330
00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:15,961
I'm taking the picture.
331
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,498
Boy, do you hold a grudge.
332
00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:19,537
Get Malph.
333
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,273
No. He, he, he never forgave us
334
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,186
for the time we
entered Ralphina Malph
335
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,961
in the "Why I'd Like to
Date Duane Eddy" Contest.
336
00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:29,589
Yeah, but he won
honorable mention.
337
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,482
Fonz?
338
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,228
Maybe you could
get him to do it.
339
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,285
He looks up to you.
340
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,370
If you told him
to do it, he'd do it.
341
00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,000
Yeah, he'll do anything you say.
342
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,852
You're terrific. You're cool.
343
00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:40,920
You're the greatest.
344
00:12:40,944 --> 00:12:43,477
Will you stop snowin' me, huh?
345
00:12:43,546 --> 00:12:46,948
Can't I help you out 'cause
I'm a very close buddy?
346
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,616
Sure. Sure, Fonz.
347
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,084
Don't touch me, Weber.
348
00:12:50,153 --> 00:12:51,386
We ain't that close.
349
00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:52,753
Sure, Fonz.
350
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,118
Wait a minute, I got another
one, I got another one.
351
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,219
Listen to this one.
352
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,088
Mommy, Mommy, why
do I have such long teeth?
353
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,555
Shut up and drink your blood.
354
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,457
I got another one.
355
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,558
I got plenty, plenty.
356
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,994
Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf?
357
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,495
Shut up and comb your face.
358
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,408
Ralph, can I talk
to you for a minute?
359
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,365
Not now, Rich, I'm
hotter than Jerry Lester.
360
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,511
Daddy, Daddy,
what's a degenerate?
361
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,868
Fonzie wants to talk to you.
362
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,503
Why didn't you tell
me. Where is he?
363
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:26,504
He's in the bathroom.
364
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,812
You should have told me sooner.
365
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,619
I'll be right back, girls.
The Fonz needs me.
366
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,420
How do I look?
Do I look all right?
367
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,022
Oh, yeah. Good
enough for the bathroom.
368
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:37,749
Yeah, Fonz, it's
really a great shirt,
369
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,152
but why are you giving it to me?
370
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,987
It's your birthday present.
371
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,188
Yeah, Ralph.
372
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,223
Happy birthday.
373
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,192
A present? For me?
374
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,195
Oh, it's really nice.
375
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,264
I mean that's so nice.
376
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,332
Guys.
377
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,467
It's not my birthday.
378
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,546
I know that.
379
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,681
My birthday was last August.
380
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,582
Everybody punched me
in the arm seventeen times.
381
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,606
It was the day you
wore your big ring.
382
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,142
I remember.
383
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,544
Right, here's another
present, Ralph.
384
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,457
Oh, Rich, I can't
blow my nose in this.
385
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,859
It'll clash with my freckles.
386
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,615
No, no, no, this
is a neckerchief.
387
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,751
Hey, huh.
388
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,386
Hold it a minute.
389
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,689
I look like Howdy Doody.
390
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,490
I am Howdy Doody.
391
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,992
Oh, no, oh, no, not this turkey.
392
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,905
I'm not entering any
Howdy Doody contest.
393
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,374
Hey, what makes you think
that we're setting you up for that?
394
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,442
Because this outfit makes
me look just like Howdy Doody.
395
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,678
Well, he's got us there, huh?
396
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,168
No, no. Go on.
397
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,414
Ralph, listen, you want to
be in show business, right.
398
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,582
No. No, listen.
399
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,984
This could be
your launching pad.
400
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,986
It's national television and
you could tell your jokes.
401
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,542
Yeah? Yeah.
402
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,844
Snow job. Snow job.
403
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,124
No, wait a minute,
Ralph, listen.
404
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,915
Listen, be a buddy.
405
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,627
I need your help because...
406
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,286
I have to get a big scoop
for the school newspaper.
407
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,755
Here's your scoop.
408
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,064
"Malph turns down contest bid."
409
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,524
I'll see you later.
410
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,593
I was one joke away from
getting Jennie Lenbeck
411
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,561
and all the other girls
up to Inspiration Point.
412
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,930
Hah!
413
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,035
Where we gonna get
414
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,315
another redheaded kid
on such short notice?
415
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,339
Yeah.
416
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,444
♪ It's Howdy Doody time ♪
417
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,980
♪ It's Howdy Doody time... ♪
418
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,916
Howdy Doody.
419
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,863
I look like I ought
to be quarantined.
420
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,564
Oh, Richard, is
it really worth it
421
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,900
to go to all this trouble
just to get a picture?
422
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,591
Oh, Charles Bronson does it all
the time in "Man With A Camera."
423
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,995
You wouldn't have to go through
this if you'd interviewed me.
424
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,408
A picture of Clarabelle without
makeup is pretty hot stuff, Dad.
425
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,910
Yeah, well, there's
someone in this room
426
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,768
who happens to think
I'm pretty hot stuff.
427
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,286
Who is that, dear?
428
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,922
You guys are crazy.
429
00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:45,158
Nobody has ever seen
Clarabelle without makeup.
430
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:48,061
Joyce Miller told me that
she read in a magazine
431
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,848
that he even sleeps
in his clown face.
432
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,351
Well, come on, Rich,
we gotta get goin', huh?
433
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,485
Yeah.
434
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,853
Well, how do I look?
435
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,482
Like a skinny Arthur Godfrey.
436
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,038
Boy, Buffalo Bob, am I excited.
437
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,872
Today we're doing the
Milwaukee Preliminaries
438
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,464
to the Howdy Doody
look-alike contest.
439
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,832
Yeah, me, too, Howdy.
440
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,312
Do you really think
there's another kid
441
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,413
who really looks like me?
442
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,669
Why, sure there is.
443
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,471
Like our first contestant,
Tommy Rhodes.
444
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,072
Hey, come on out, Tommy.
445
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,110
Hi, Tom.
446
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,380
Hey, you really look like Howdy.
447
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,881
Give Howdy a big hi.
448
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:24,949
Attaboy.
449
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,817
Okay, you can stand
over there for a minute.
450
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,985
How about him, Howdy?
451
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,898
Well, he's almost a dead ringer.
452
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,333
Is there anybody
else, Buffalo Bob?
453
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,357
Oh, sure there is, Howdy,
454
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,475
like our next
contestant Leigh James.
455
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,280
Hi, Leigh.
456
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:40,348
Nice to see you.
457
00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:41,399
How about her, Howdy?
458
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,369
Whoa, another
closey, Buffalo Bob.
459
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,465
Boy, it's sure gonna be
tough to pick a winner.
460
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:47,838
It sure is.
461
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,840
Okay, Leigh, you stand
right next to Tommy.
462
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,943
And now here is our next Howdy
Doody look-alike, Danny Glass.
463
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,012
Come on in, Danny.
464
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,174
Okay, thank you, Danny.
465
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,209
Hey, Howdy, what
do you think of Danny?
466
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,979
Gee, it's almost like
looking into a mirror.
467
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:12,980
Yeah.
468
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:13,981
But now, hold on.
469
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,060
There's one more contestant.
470
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:16,217
Little Richie Cunningham.
471
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,110
Hi, Richie.
472
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,413
Uh, fine, Richie, you can go
over there with the other kids.
473
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,353
Gee, Howdy, how
about that Richie?
474
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,900
Gee, that's what I'll look
like when I'm grown up.
475
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,323
Yeah, you're right.
476
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,020
All right. Well now
let's pick a winner.
477
00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:43,327
All right now, kids, I
want you to applaud
478
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,230
for the one that you think
looks most like Howdy Doody.
479
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,315
Now first it was Tommy Rhodes.
480
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,437
Or Leigh James.
481
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,540
Danny Glass.
482
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,711
Or little Richie Cunningham.
483
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,916
Hey, Rich, Rich. There he is.
484
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,269
Come on, get the picture.
485
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,671
A trip to Washington.
486
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,484
I don't know how
that kid beat me.
487
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,474
This'll be the best scoop
Jefferson High ever had.
488
00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:16,755
Nobody ever said you
were allowed to go...
489
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,979
Why are you acting
nuts? Get the picture.
490
00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:20,814
All right.
491
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:23,443
This time I'm gonna
get makeup off, pants on.
492
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,287
Cool it, cool it.
493
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,200
Oh, hi, Rich. Still here?
494
00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:30,658
Yes, sir.
495
00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:32,938
I've never been backstage
at a television studio before.
496
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:34,294
Well, enjoy yourself.
497
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,974
And I'm sorry you
didn't win, old bud.
498
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,364
If I'd a known that you were...
499
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:38,365
Oh, thanks anyway.
500
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:39,366
All right. Have fun.
501
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:40,579
Try it again next year.
502
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:41,535
Thanks, fellas.
503
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,604
Bye, Mr. Bob.
504
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,472
Come on, you can
see him in the mirror.
505
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,441
Get the picture.
506
00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:53,847
Come on.
507
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,116
Come on, Rich,
come on, let's go.
508
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:00,621
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
509
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:03,591
Right, I have the
picture right here.
510
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:05,225
Right. All right.
511
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,172
Well, I'll let you
know tomorrow.
512
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,128
Okay, thank you.
513
00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:09,197
Bye.
514
00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,677
I got it made, I got it made.
515
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:13,500
Could you hold off
your "I got it made"
516
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,768
till a commercial comes on?
517
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,303
That was Life magazine.
518
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:18,416
They want to buy my picture
of Clarabelle without makeup.
519
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,907
Well, congratulations.
520
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,587
They said they been
trying to get Clarabelle
521
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:23,010
without makeup for years,
522
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,557
but the security at the New
York station was always too tough.
523
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,659
How did they know
that you had a picture?
524
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,516
I don't know.
525
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,320
I guess Life knows everything,
but they want to pay me $300.
526
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,723
You know, Rich, in my book
527
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:39,760
if Clarabelle doesn't have
makeup, he's not Clarabelle.
528
00:19:39,829 --> 00:19:41,907
My first professional sale.
529
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,363
To Life magazine.
530
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,877
You know, this could help me
get into a good journalism school
531
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:47,181
or maybe even get a scholarship.
532
00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:51,138
Oh, I'll get it.
533
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:55,175
Hi.
534
00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:57,188
Buffalo Bob, Clarabelle.
535
00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:58,890
Hey, Buffalo Bob and
Clarabelle... Hey, Rich.
536
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:00,013
Nice to see you.
537
00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:01,382
Welcome.
538
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,549
Good to see you.
539
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,895
Come in. Sit down. Thank you.
540
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:04,929
Come in and sit down.
541
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,186
Oh, what a lovely place.
542
00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:07,755
Well, thank you.
543
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:10,591
Wow! Buffalo Bob and
Clarabelle in my own house.
544
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,804
I'm gonna phone my
friends and get 'em over here.
545
00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:14,108
Okay, Joanie.
546
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,313
Well, what brings you to
our humble house, huh?
547
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:21,252
Well... a clown's broken heart.
548
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,370
He does look sad.
549
00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:25,116
I guess you heard
about my scoop.
550
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,018
You know Life magazine
wants to buy this picture.
551
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:32,429
Richie... there's a
reason why nobody
552
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:35,332
has ever seen Clarabelle
without makeup.
553
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:39,604
You see, behind that makeup
he's Clarabelle the Clown
554
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,289
and there's sort of a
mystique about him.
555
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:43,974
I don't get it.
556
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,911
Well, it's-it's like the Lone
Ranger without a mask.
557
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,330
He's a nobody.
558
00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:50,681
I see.
559
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,790
It's like Tarzan
without his loin cloth.
560
00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:57,321
No, that's a little
different, Marion.
561
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:01,558
You see, millions of
kids watch television
562
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:05,162
every day to see
their favorite clown.
563
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,265
And to them this is Clarabelle.
564
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,978
Now if they were to see him
565
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,335
as an ordinary man...
566
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:15,289
Clarabelle lives no more.
567
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:19,326
Yeah, but you see this
is very important for me.
568
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:21,295
I mean this is Life magazine.
569
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,197
This could get me into a
good journalism college.
570
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:26,883
Yeah.
571
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,721
And if it's printed it
could ruin his career.
572
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,434
Richie, I know you worked hard
573
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,018
to get that picture and I
guess you're entitled to sell it.
574
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,123
Rich, it's up to you.
575
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:03,336
Don't look at me, Richard.
576
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,140
Journalists have to make this
kind of a decision every day.
577
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,908
That's what I would have done.
578
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,510
What's that?
579
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,957
Those are tears of joy.
580
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,315
Oh, tears of joy... all
over my living room rug.
581
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,563
Richie, you did a nice thing.
582
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,597
Yes, sir.
583
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,567
He's saying "Thank you."
584
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:39,690
Your welcome.
585
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,092
You're welcome.
586
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,672
No, now he's saying
"good-bye." Oh, good-bye.
587
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,173
We've got to be on our way.
588
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,775
We gotta make a
personal appearance.
589
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,844
Thanks so much, Mrs.
Cunningham, you're great.
590
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,045
Mr. Cunningham, hope
to see you real soon. Sure.
591
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,770
Richie, you are a great guy.
592
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,138
See you next time
in Doodyville, okay?
593
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,708
Yeah, you can drive.
594
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:58,777
See you later.
595
00:23:13,509 --> 00:23:17,472
Well... Well, I better
get the vacuum
596
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,941
and clean up these tears of joy.
597
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:23,600
Well, there goes my scoop.
598
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,847
Where's Clarabelle
and Buffalo Bob?
599
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,237
They had to go.
600
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,906
They've gone?
601
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:31,319
I have 14 Chipmunks
coming over to see them.
602
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,710
Hide the nuts, Marion.
603
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:35,712
What about my scoop?
604
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:38,815
Well, I guess your old man
looks pretty good after all, huh?
605
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,426
Sit down.
606
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,706
I was born at the Milwaukee
Columbia Hospital.
607
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,708
And everyone said I
was a very cute baby.
608
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,010
No, wait a minute. Hold it.
609
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,733
Let's start before that.
610
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,480
My grandmother and grandfather,
611
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,749
they came to this
country in about 1880.
612
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,816
Am I going too fast?
613
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,541
♪ This day is ours ♪
614
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,177
♪ Won't you be mine? ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
615
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,413
♪ This day is ours ♪
616
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,815
♪ Oh, please be mine ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
617
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:15,953
♪ This day is ours Happy Days! ♪
618
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,610
♪ Hello, sunshine,
good-bye, rain ♪
619
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,879
♪ She's wearing my
school ring on her chain ♪
620
00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:28,649
♪ She's my steady, I'm her man ♪
621
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,552
♪ I'm gonna love her all I can ♪
622
00:24:31,621 --> 00:24:34,070
♪ This day is ours ♪
623
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,438
♪ Won't you be mine? ♪
624
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:36,540
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
625
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,210
♪ This day is ours ♪
626
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:41,645
♪ Oh, please be mine ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
627
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:44,181
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
628
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:48,418
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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