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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:09,774 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 2 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:11,764 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 3 00:00:11,796 --> 00:00:14,612 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 4 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,449 ♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪ 5 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,317 ♪ Ready to race to you ♪ 6 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:22,354 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 7 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,123 ♪ Happy and free ♪ ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 8 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,342 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 9 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:29,812 ♪ Share them with me ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 10 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,314 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 11 00:00:32,382 --> 00:00:34,683 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 12 00:00:34,752 --> 00:00:36,985 ♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪ 13 00:00:37,053 --> 00:00:40,054 ♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪ 14 00:00:45,095 --> 00:00:47,462 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 15 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:50,482 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 16 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,967 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 17 00:00:53,036 --> 00:00:54,736 ♪ Saturday, what a day ♪ 18 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:58,306 ♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪ 19 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:00,709 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 20 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:03,378 ♪ Share them with me ♪ ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 21 00:01:03,446 --> 00:01:05,814 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 22 00:01:05,883 --> 00:01:08,016 ♪ Happy and free ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 23 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:11,019 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 24 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:15,057 ♪ These happy days are yours and my happy days! ♪ 25 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,436 Oh, hey, Rich, how you doing? 26 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,592 What are you guys doing? 27 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,223 You don't know anything about politics. 28 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:38,980 We might not know anything about politics, 29 00:01:39,049 --> 00:01:41,333 but we know Stevenson chicks are tougher than Ike's. 30 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,734 Very patriotic. 31 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,881 What's your motto: "Make Out For America"? 32 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:45,905 Not bad. 33 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,539 Who are you for, Rich? 34 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,918 He's probably gonna be for 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,886 whoever his old man wants him to be for. 36 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,877 Well, I don't see you guys going 37 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,045 against your fathers. 38 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,092 Hey, if the situation called for it, we would. 39 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,150 Right, but we wouldn't tell them. 40 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,535 Since when is politics the key to sex? 41 00:02:00,604 --> 00:02:01,886 Are you kidding? 42 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,556 I heard about a guy who was canvassing in '52. 43 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,408 He rang a lady's doorbell and didn't come out till '54. 44 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,324 Well, I don't think I could support somebody 45 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:12,881 without a sincere reason. 46 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:14,761 What are you being so serious about, Rich? 47 00:02:14,785 --> 00:02:18,520 Don't you know sincerity and politics don't mix? 48 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,011 Hi, Debbie. 49 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,146 Hi, Richie. 50 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,581 Win with Adlai. 51 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,582 Yeah. 52 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,251 Oh, uh... Hi, guys. 53 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,000 Oh, hey, Deb, you brought the stuff, great. 54 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,215 Debbie, listen, 55 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,484 I was wondering, if you're not gonna be busy 56 00:02:38,508 --> 00:02:40,286 this Saturday night, I thought maybe... 57 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:41,354 Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Richie, 58 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,594 but I really am very busy. 59 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,396 You see, I've been elected president 60 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,097 of the Junior Democrats for Stevenson. 61 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,333 Oh, I didn't know that. 62 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,867 Congratulations. 63 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,787 Are you for Stevenson? 64 00:02:52,823 --> 00:02:54,272 Well, sort of. 65 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,752 I'm very interested in him. 66 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,088 Well, great. 67 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,595 See you then, Rich. 68 00:03:00,664 --> 00:03:02,163 Remember, Adlai's the one. 69 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,152 Bye! Debbie! Debbie! 70 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,505 Sincere, Rich, very sincere. 71 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,928 Har-dee-har-har. 72 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:18,196 What do you think, Ralph? 73 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,532 Hey, come on. 74 00:03:21,652 --> 00:03:23,384 ♪ Sha-la-la ♪ 75 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,486 ♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪ 76 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,829 "Howard, don't pull down the garage door. 77 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,766 It's broken. Marion." 78 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,501 Thanks, Marion. 79 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,657 Hurry up, dear; we're starting without you. 80 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:03,726 Hi, Dad. 81 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,971 I got your note, Marion. 82 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:05,995 I'm so glad. 83 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:07,707 I was so afraid that you would miss it, 84 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:09,208 so I put it right on the garage door 85 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:10,531 so that when you pulled it down, 86 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,178 you'd see it, and you wouldn't pull it down. 87 00:04:12,202 --> 00:04:15,887 Oh, I guess I made a mistake. 88 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,489 You guessed right. 89 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,258 By the way, Marion, 90 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,970 how come there was a Stevenson bumper sticker 91 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,360 on the back of my car, huh? 92 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,363 Kids are putting those on bumpers all over town. 93 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,866 Someone even put one on my shopping cart. 94 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,368 Well, we weren't allowed to do that when I was a boy. 95 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,198 Did they have bumpers when you were a kid? 96 00:04:32,222 --> 00:04:34,973 No, sweetheart, we used to paste them 97 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,052 on the backs of dinosaurs. 98 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,759 Har-dee-har-har. 99 00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:40,595 All the kids say that, dear. 100 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:42,997 Kids say it, Marion, not mothers. 101 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:44,346 Why is Dad so crabby? 102 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:47,435 Oh, your father's always like this on an election year. 103 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,771 As long as Eisenhower wins, he'll be all right. 104 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,123 Potsie and Ralph are campaigning for Stevenson. 105 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,959 Why Stevenson? 106 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,829 Cause everyone knows all the Eisenhower girls are flat. 107 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,715 Dear, it's not nice to generalize like that. 108 00:05:00,784 --> 00:05:02,900 I suppose you let Ralph and Potsie talk you 109 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,497 into campaigning for Stevenson, huh? 110 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,265 Well, they asked me to, but I didn't. 111 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:08,268 Well, good for you, Richard. 112 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,742 I'm glad to see you respect your father's opinion. 113 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:14,479 I respected my father, and he taught me plenty about politics. 114 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,388 I guess there's a lot to learn, 115 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:18,461 but politics never really knocked me out. 116 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,918 Well, it should. 117 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,631 You're gonna be old enough to vote pretty soon, 118 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,566 and it's important to pick the right man. 119 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,208 And take it from me, in this election, the right man is Ike. 120 00:05:27,277 --> 00:05:28,727 Why do you want Eisenhower? 121 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,129 Anybody who takes the time to sit down 122 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,465 and have Thanksgiving dinner with a tired G.I. 123 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,700 gets my vote. 124 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,386 Dear, there were 80,000 other soldiers there. 125 00:05:38,455 --> 00:05:40,805 That's right, Marion, and he saw to it 126 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:44,359 that each and every one of us got a slice of canned turkey. 127 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,788 That's why you're voting for him? 128 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,347 A man who can lead armies 129 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,948 can certainly lead a nation better than some intellectual. 130 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,317 I heard that Stevenson was for banning 131 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,136 unnecessary H-bomb tests. 132 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,406 They're not unnecessary. 133 00:05:58,474 --> 00:06:00,809 The world wouldn't be safe without the bomb. 134 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,157 Pass the chicken, will you, Marion? 135 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:12,637 I hear Aaron and Matthews signed a '57 contract. 136 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,875 Debbie! Hey, Deb. 137 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,177 Hi. 138 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,224 Are you working for Stevenson now, Rich? 139 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,475 He'll go Ike, like his Dad. 140 00:06:22,499 --> 00:06:24,265 He, he's just kidding. 141 00:06:24,334 --> 00:06:26,567 You look very nice dressed in Stevenson. 142 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,955 Actually, I was kind of leaning his way. 143 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,001 It'll be fun working with you. 144 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,558 I'll see you later. 145 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,537 I can choose who I want. 146 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:46,904 It's a free country. 147 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,106 I pick Stevenson. 148 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,175 He's a good man. 149 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,147 Wait a minute. 150 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,415 I weighed the issues, and I made my own choice. 151 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,667 Very objective. 152 00:06:59,736 --> 00:07:03,838 Based on his foreign policies and his, his 153 00:07:03,907 --> 00:07:04,951 past achievements and... 154 00:07:04,975 --> 00:07:06,318 And Debbie Hauser's legs. 155 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,582 Right, it makes me dizzy every time I look at her. 156 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,658 And we have still another convert 157 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,793 to the Stevenson camp... 158 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:16,228 A young man who made a cool, clear choice. 159 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:19,353 So examine your own conscience to see... 160 00:07:19,422 --> 00:07:21,982 You're giving me a headache. 161 00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:23,758 I said cheeseburger. 162 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:27,507 Richie, will you cheer up? 163 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,975 If Debbie Hauser had showed up in a bikini, 164 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:31,443 she could have converted me to socialism. 165 00:07:33,003 --> 00:07:34,502 Hey, it's your dad. Yeah. 166 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,316 Hey, Mr. C. 167 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:38,372 Hi, Dad. 168 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,144 If one of you guys did that, it's not funny. 169 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,457 It wasn't me, Rich. Me, neither. 170 00:07:44,481 --> 00:07:45,692 It must have been Freddy Hackman. 171 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,749 He's a real fanatic. 172 00:07:47,817 --> 00:07:49,117 Hi, Rich, boys. 173 00:07:49,185 --> 00:07:50,945 Hi, Dad. Mr. C. 174 00:07:52,522 --> 00:07:53,788 They did it again! 175 00:07:53,857 --> 00:07:56,402 Those dirty little juvenile Democrats. 176 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:58,226 If I ever get my hands 177 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:00,790 on one of those kids, I'll... 178 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,948 Dad, the door! 179 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,493 I know, I know, it's broken. 180 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:05,851 You're mother wrote me. 181 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,864 If Stevenson wasn't running for the presidency, 182 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,999 I would never have done such a dumb thing. 183 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,583 Those Democrats make people crazy! 184 00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:17,428 Maybe you should run away and send him a postcard 185 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,197 telling him you're a Democrat. 186 00:08:20,117 --> 00:08:22,066 I'm not a Democrat. 187 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,702 I'm a skirt-chaser, like you guys. 188 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,091 How am I gonna explain going against family tradition 189 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,241 just because I want to neck with Debbie Hauser? 190 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,826 I'd buy it. 191 00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:33,773 Look, Rich, you're doing good with her. 192 00:08:33,797 --> 00:08:35,647 It could pay off. 193 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,399 I'm not doing that good. 194 00:08:39,236 --> 00:08:40,401 But you were with her 195 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:41,630 last night and all day today. 196 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,088 All we do is hand out buttons and stickers 197 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:47,291 and, and discuss Stevenson's economic policy. 198 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,794 What a waste of a good campaign. 199 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,175 She won't even go out with me until after the election. 200 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,548 Oh, she doesn't believe in pre-election sex. 201 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,485 Now, look, don't be discouraged. 202 00:08:57,554 --> 00:08:59,053 It'll all work out in time. 203 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,821 Politics is better than going 204 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:03,407 to a drive-in movie with Louise Farkus. 205 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,127 Today, I was going door-to-door on Maple Street, 206 00:09:06,196 --> 00:09:08,662 and I went up to Mrs. Reed's house. 207 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:10,176 The divorcée? Really? 208 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,432 That's right. 209 00:09:11,501 --> 00:09:13,613 And you know what they say about divorced women. 210 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,203 They don't have husbands. 211 00:09:15,272 --> 00:09:16,204 Right. 212 00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:18,540 So I walked in... Walk slowly. 213 00:09:18,608 --> 00:09:19,641 What was she wearing? 214 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:20,642 A really short dress. 215 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:21,710 How short? 216 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,545 Her knees were showing. 217 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:25,653 And then she gives me one of those looks. 218 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:28,332 And the bedroom door was open. 219 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,441 You got the picture? 220 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,713 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 221 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:34,406 She's got a double bed with pink satin sheets. 222 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,740 Pink satin. 223 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,741 And then what happened? 224 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,293 Nothing. She's for Ike. 225 00:09:42,632 --> 00:09:48,102 You know, I really like Stevenson's European policy. 226 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,337 Yeah. 227 00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:53,207 Yeah, and, uh, I like his stand on Berlin. 228 00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:54,808 Absolutely. 229 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:57,356 And I think that Kefauver is definitely gonna be 230 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,925 a lot more help to him than his '52 running mate. 231 00:09:59,949 --> 00:10:02,183 Yeah. I forget his name. 232 00:10:02,252 --> 00:10:05,186 Oh, his, his '52 running mate's name was, uh... 233 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:10,324 John J. Sparkman. 234 00:10:10,393 --> 00:10:11,792 Wow! 235 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,361 You're really up on Stevenson. 236 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:14,790 Well, I feel if you're gonna support 237 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:15,992 a candidate you should learn... 238 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,749 Hey, Richie, can we talk privately? 239 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,853 Yeah. 240 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,788 Sure, why not? 241 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,225 You'd like to talk privately? 242 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,626 Uh... 243 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,831 Oh! Come on, Rich, get to work, huh? 244 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,068 Why don't we go in there? 245 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,257 Great. 246 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:51,849 Now, uh, what did you want to talk about? 247 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,085 You know more about Stevenson than anybody. 248 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,722 You should give the speech on Sunday. 249 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:58,923 What speech? 250 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,425 The youth rally at Arnold's. 251 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,993 You've got to convince the voters 252 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,461 that Stevenson is the man. 253 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,096 Sunday's our last chance. 254 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,165 Sunday? 255 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,598 I'll be in church. 256 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,667 All day? 257 00:11:08,718 --> 00:11:10,296 I've got a lot to pray about. 258 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,081 Oh, Richie, you're just nervous, that's all. 259 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,006 You'll make a great spokesman for Stevenson. 260 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,992 And just think how excited your father'll be. 261 00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:22,497 Yeah, sure. 262 00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:25,200 He'll hardly be able to contain himself. 263 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:29,137 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-bay, ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ran ♪ 264 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,239 ♪ Boo, boo-boo, boo-boo, boo. ♪ 265 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,430 What I'd like to know is how you in your right mind 266 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,831 could even consider Stevenson? 267 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,434 Oh, pass me the screwdriver, will you? 268 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,069 I did research. 269 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,304 Research, huh? 270 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,616 Well, did your research tell you 271 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,102 that the Democrats solve problems with war 272 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,805 and that Republicans are the party of peace and prosperity? 273 00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:54,695 Well, if the Republicans are so great, 274 00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:57,081 how come Eisenhower waited until he was 60 275 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,298 to join the party? 276 00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,850 He's got a point. 277 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,298 Maybe Ike was a late bloomer. 278 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,671 Marion! 279 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,324 This is not funny, Marion. 280 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,170 Our son is going over to the enemy. 281 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,610 Sorry, dear. 282 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:12,179 Wrench. 283 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:13,564 And another thing, 284 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,778 Eisenhower has raised the standard of living, 285 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,846 and it's gonna continue to go up. 286 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,754 It's not going up; that's just inflation. 287 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,256 And Stevenson has a plan to curb that inflation. 288 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,825 Did you hear that, Marion? 289 00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:26,739 A 17-year-old kid is telling me about inflation. 290 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,045 What's Ike inflating? 291 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,141 Oh, everything. 292 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,531 Marion! 293 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,016 Nothing, dear. 294 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,918 Dad, I believe in him, 295 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,915 and I'm gonna give a speech for him at the youth rally. 296 00:12:35,939 --> 00:12:38,317 A speech? You're gonna make a speech for Stevenson? 297 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,086 That's right. You know what I think? 298 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,470 I think you've been brain-washed 299 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,105 by some pretty little un-flat girl. 300 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,896 No, Dad, I've just decided that I think 301 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,615 Stevenson is the better man. 302 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,195 Better man? Stevenson's been divorced. 303 00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:51,330 He can't even run his own family! 304 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,388 Now, how do you expect him to run the country? Pliers! 305 00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:57,041 Listen, when a man is asking to run the whole country, 306 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,456 he better be able to lay his whole life open to criticism. 307 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,040 And I'll tell you why you should be for Ike... 308 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,583 Because I'm for Ike. 309 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,412 Well, I don't think that's a good enough reason. 310 00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:08,719 My family has been Republican 311 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,199 ever since there have been Republicans. 312 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,956 Now, how's that for a reason? 313 00:13:13,076 --> 00:13:14,587 Well, if you want to know the truth, 314 00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,321 I'd say it's pretty narrow-minded. 315 00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:18,579 N-N-Narrow... Did you hear that, Marion? 316 00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,214 He said I was narrow-minded! 317 00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:21,716 Yes, dear, I heard it. 318 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,913 Is this door finished? Yes, 319 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,854 it's finished... Now, everybody inside. 320 00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:30,691 Dad, it's only that I... I don't want to talk about it anymore, Richard. 321 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,393 When a kid stops listening, 322 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:35,463 maybe a parent should stop talking! 323 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,819 It's fixed. 324 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,138 Fixed by a Republican. 325 00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:51,078 Richard, I think you should wait a few moments 326 00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:54,114 before you apologize. 327 00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,216 I'm right. I know I'm right. 328 00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:58,286 Why should I have to apologize? 329 00:13:58,354 --> 00:13:59,965 Well... Look out, Joanie. 330 00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:02,022 Because he's your father. 331 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,925 Right or wrong, I always apologize. 332 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:07,028 It keeps my allowance coming in. 333 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,497 Why is it Dad's allowed to stick up for his principles, 334 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:12,433 but I have to give up mine? Well, it's like I said... 335 00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:14,969 Because he's your father. Is that a good enough reason? 336 00:14:15,038 --> 00:14:17,171 No, dear, it's not. 337 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,485 Howard, aren't you carrying this a little too far? 338 00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:33,198 Marion, 339 00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:36,223 if this chisel doesn't work, I'm considering dynamite. 340 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,292 I mean with Richie. 341 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,894 Too far? 342 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,463 My own son defies me, and he calls me narrow-minded. 343 00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:46,234 Now, that doesn't exactly make us buddies, Marion. 344 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,546 He didn't defy you. 345 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,914 You were just discussing politics, 346 00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:50,783 and he expressed his point of view. 347 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,447 Yeah, but we weren't talking about whether 348 00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:55,108 he could stay up late and watch The Steve Allen Show, 349 00:14:55,177 --> 00:14:56,655 we were talking about who's gonna run the country! 350 00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,346 I know. 351 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,859 Well, Richard is growing up, and he does have opinions of his own. 352 00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,583 I'm not interested in his opinions. 353 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,819 I'm a Republican, my father was a Republican, 354 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,821 his father before him was a Republican, 355 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:09,724 this is a Republican house, and anybody who lives in it 356 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,925 is a Republican! 357 00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:16,842 It's probably not the time to bring this up, 358 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:19,411 but I think it would be a good idea 359 00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:21,580 if we went to hear Richard speak tomorrow. 360 00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,949 I mean, even though we don't agree with him, 361 00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:26,533 after all it's his first speech in public and... 362 00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:27,820 I was right. 363 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,044 It was the wrong time to bring it up. 364 00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:36,000 Howard... Richard isn't the only one 365 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,986 who thinks you're narrow-minded. 366 00:15:44,594 --> 00:15:46,360 Thank you, Marsha. 367 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,069 I-It's an honor to be speaking here today. 368 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:51,132 Oh, look, we're just in time for the silver-tongued orator. 369 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,034 You want to hear him just as much as I do. 370 00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:57,037 Marion, I only came to hear the Republican side. 371 00:15:57,107 --> 00:16:00,874 But I guess we got to go through the chaff to get to the wheat. 372 00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:03,478 You don't give up easy, do you? 373 00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:07,014 My fellow Americans, 374 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,251 I come before you today to speak for a man 375 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,085 who stands for America. 376 00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:14,822 Yeah, but can America stand him? 377 00:16:16,859 --> 00:16:20,061 Adlai Stevenson is a man of action, 378 00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:23,397 a man who carries with him a great family tradition 379 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,115 of service to America. 380 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,122 His grandfather was vice president. 381 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,826 Hey, kid, I thought there was vice in his family. 382 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,597 Hey, mac, he's no kid, and he's entitled to his opinion. 383 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,416 But to triumph. 384 00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:45,236 Yeah, that-a-boy, Rich! 385 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,474 I know many people think Stevenson 386 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,309 is just an intellectual, 387 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,646 but I say to you that a vote for Stevenson 388 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,966 is a vote for all men, big or small. 389 00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:01,385 All right! Yeah! Yay! 390 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:09,242 His foreign policy is one of great insight. 391 00:17:09,311 --> 00:17:12,580 His domestic policy will be one of action 392 00:17:12,648 --> 00:17:14,882 rather than inaction. 393 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,936 We need a man who can think in the White House. 394 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:25,175 I hope you'll all join me in supporting Adlai Stevenson 395 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,728 for President of the United States. 396 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,581 Yeah! That-a-boy, Richie! 397 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,575 Hi, you fellow Americans. 398 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,244 I'm Wendy, and I'm just here to say, 399 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,114 it doesn't matter who you vote for... 400 00:17:47,183 --> 00:17:50,167 The important thing is to vote, vote, vote! 401 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,407 Thank you, Wendy. 402 00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:02,546 And thank you, Richie, for a truly inspiring speech. 403 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,551 And now... now in the interest of fairness, 404 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,121 we will hear a speech for the other candidate, 405 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,656 whose name escapes me. 406 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,391 Now you're gonna hear some intelligent politics. 407 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,444 Arthur Fonzarelli. 408 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,072 Well, there's your man, Howard. 409 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,849 How come Fonzie's speaking for Ike? 410 00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:24,478 Why not? Fonzie's got more friends than Ike does. 411 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,038 Hey, he won the war for you, didn't he? 412 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,006 Hey, hey! 413 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,627 Hey! Now, listen. 414 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:38,832 If Ike loses, the Fonz is gonna be ma-ha-ha-ad! 415 00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:41,335 I'll tell you, I like Ike. 416 00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:43,837 My bike likes Ike! 417 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,459 So get out and work for the old guy. 418 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,727 And one more thing, huh, for all you volunteers 419 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,908 at the Eisenhower booth, there's free root beer 420 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,432 and, uh, hot dogs, huh? Hey! 421 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,318 Hey! 422 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,170 Let's get a hot dog, Marion. 423 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:04,525 Hey, where are you guys going? 424 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:06,911 Don't worry, we're still for Stevenson, 425 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,379 but our stomachs are for Ike. Yeah. 426 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,291 Tonight, we are not Republicans and Democrats, 427 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,727 but Americans. 428 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,962 And while we have lost the battle, 429 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,880 I am supremely confident 430 00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:31,134 that our cause will ultimately prevail. 431 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,138 Now I bid you... good night. 432 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,561 I really wanted him to win. 433 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,551 Hey, Fonzie. What are you doing here? 434 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,186 You belong with the winners. 435 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,323 Hey, there's a political saying that says, "Go with the losers." 436 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,025 Down at the other place, the girls are all happy, 437 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,195 they're up, dancing... They don't need me. 438 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:03,133 Here all the girls are down, depressed. 439 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,002 I'll give them a little spiritual uplifting, you know? 440 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:12,409 And besides... my heart goes out to them. 441 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,744 Hey. 442 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,333 I know just how you feel. 443 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,311 Well... 444 00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:33,080 Come on, I'll... I'll take you home. 445 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,750 No. I'd rather be alone. 446 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,520 Yeah, but, you see, we're losers. 447 00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:42,390 We should at least console each other. 448 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,492 You know, spiritual uplifting. 449 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,427 No, Richie, I'm sorry. 450 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,874 I can't go out with you tonight or any night. 451 00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:50,514 Why not? 452 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,549 It'd be too painful. 453 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,552 Every time we'd be together, I'd think of Stevenson. 454 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,855 Oh, that's ridiculous. No, it isn't. 455 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,835 Every time my mother kisses my father, 456 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,419 she thinks of Wendell Wilkie. 457 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,195 Bye, Richie. 458 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,109 Hi. 459 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,723 I kind of thought you'd be here. 460 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,230 Hi, Dad. 461 00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:25,859 Oh, I wouldn't worry... There'll be other Debbies. 462 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,001 I hope not. 463 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,303 What are you doing here? 464 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,037 I thought you'd be at the Eisenhower 465 00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,223 celebration. Well, I-I was. 466 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,127 But Fonzie said he was coming over here, and... 467 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,697 I figured, where Fonzie goes, uh... you know. 468 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,102 It was a nice speech, Richard. 469 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,421 I didn't think you'd like it. 470 00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:50,223 Well, I didn't agree with it, but I liked it. 471 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:54,094 Dad, I was right doing what I did. 472 00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:56,792 Richard, when I was your age, 473 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,860 teenagers wouldn't even think of arguing politics 474 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,351 with their fathers. 475 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,103 My father was a Republican, his father was a Republican... 476 00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:05,772 That's how we voted, and that's the way it was. 477 00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,203 So when you went against me, uh, 478 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,605 well, I guess I got a little miffed. 479 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,430 I began to see a boy growing into a man, 480 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,183 and I wasn't ready to give the boy up yet. 481 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,631 Well, anyway, our relationship 482 00:22:19,655 --> 00:22:21,255 can't be the same anymore. 483 00:22:21,324 --> 00:22:22,789 I'm sorry, Dad. 484 00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:25,354 Oh, no, no, I think it's good. 485 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:29,363 I think I'm gonna enjoy having another man around the family. 486 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,991 Now, what do you say you and I go over 487 00:22:32,034 --> 00:22:33,650 to Stanley's Pizza Parlor 488 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,920 and get ourselves a nice, big, fat, juicy pepperoni, huh? 489 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,989 Oh, I'd rather get onion. 490 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,603 Richard, Stanley's famous for his pepperoni. 491 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,705 I mean, we always get pepperoni. 492 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:46,464 Oh, we'll get half and half, hmm? 493 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,600 I mean, if a Democrat and a Republican can live together 494 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:52,669 in the same family, I guess an onion and a pepperoni 495 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,983 can live together on the same pizza. 496 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,707 I'll go get my coat. 497 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,046 Hi, Ralph. Hi, Rich. 498 00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,282 Who won? Wilkie. 499 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,252 Thanks, Rich. 500 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,116 President of the United States. 501 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,368 And so Dwight David Eisenhower goes back to Washington 502 00:23:30,392 --> 00:23:31,870 with the largest popular vote victory 503 00:23:31,894 --> 00:23:33,844 in American history. 504 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:37,948 Who won? 505 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:39,632 Eisenhower. 506 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:40,918 Was I for him? 507 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,569 You betcha. 508 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,972 Then yippee, and I'm going back to bed. 509 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,128 Mom, did you vote for Eisenhower? 510 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,829 Well, of course she did. 511 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,435 Well, who else? 512 00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,904 "Who else," Marion? 513 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,172 Well, I think I'll go upstairs. 514 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,975 Marion... Now, wait a minute, Marion, 515 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:07,289 did you vote for Eisenhower or not? 516 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,379 Well, let's put it this way, dear... 517 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,549 You know that vote that you got up so early to cast? 518 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,319 I think mine canceled yours out. 519 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,399 But you weren't supposed to do that! 520 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,423 Why not? Adlai is a good man. 521 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,703 Oh, what do you know about Adlai Stevenson? 522 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,793 I read up on him. 523 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,496 ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 524 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,698 ♪ This day is ours ♪ 525 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,266 ♪ Oh, please be mine ♪ 526 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,601 ♪ Oh, happy ♪ 527 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,770 ♪ This day is ours ♪ 528 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:33,870 ♪ Happy days. ♪ 529 00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:41,595 ♪ Hello, sunshine, good-bye, rain ♪ 530 00:24:41,664 --> 00:24:44,248 ♪ She's wearing my school ring on her chain ♪ 531 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,717 ♪ She's my steady, I'm her man ♪ 532 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:49,186 ♪ I'm gonna love her all I can ♪ 533 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:52,056 ♪ This day is ours ♪ 534 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,658 ♪ Won't you be mine? ♪ ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 535 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,061 ♪ This day is ours ♪ 536 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,428 ♪ Oh, please be mine ♪ 537 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,663 ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 538 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,772 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 539 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:06,386 ♪ These happy days are yours and my happy days! ♪ 36742

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