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Ladybird.
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Is it?
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Yeah.
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It's pooed.
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Oh my god, ew!
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Saddle up because we're back, baby!
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Oh my god.
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Sorry.
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It might not be our first rodeo, but
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it's going to be a bucking bronco of laughter.
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An unseen exclusive.
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You know what I found out?
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Ice cream has beaver piss in it.
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So hold on to your hats as we serve up
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all the craziest.
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Are you mad?
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Mad!
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Most jaw-dropping footage from the last
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seven days that didn't make the cut.
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Is he talking about arseholes again?
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Expect a wild ride...
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...as our cowboys...
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...and cowgirls...
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What is that?
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...settle into their new ranch.
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Genie up, because this is Love Island
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Unseen Bits.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Nepal.
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Ah, Mallorca, the perfect setting for a
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much-needed day off, and after five
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intense days of gruelling voiceover,
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I'm ready to put my feet up and relax.
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Bro, don't forget Saturday Night Unseen
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Bits, innit?
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Oh, yes, so it is, thanks, George.
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Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
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From three, two, one, go.
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Every night of the week, the main show
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prepares a scrumptious feast of the
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finest footage from the villa.
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We then take all the unseen leftover
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bits, chuck them in the TV equivalent
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of an air and reheat them into a tasty
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treat of unseen delights like this.
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I just sprayed that in my face.
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LAUGHTER Simply seasoned to taste.
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Oh, my God, guys.
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GURGLING You all right?
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Not sugar.
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Shut up!
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No, you haven't!
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And enjoy all the unseen gags from the villa.
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SHE COUGHS Sorry about that.
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And the unheard sounds.
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Right, Molly?
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So, feel the rhythm.
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Three, two, one, go.
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One, two, three, four.
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Oh, wait, I'm doing the wrong way.
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One, two, three, four.
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Yeah, that's good.
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And count yourself lucky.
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How do you say one in French?
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One.
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Uno.
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What do I just say?
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Uno.
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Spanish.
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Uno.
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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, Siete.
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Siete.
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Siete.
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Siete.
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No.
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Siete.
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What's that then?
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Spanish again.
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Siete.
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Well, we're the talk of the town as
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Unseen Bits is back, which as they say
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in Spanish is tres bon.
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Before the islanders entered the villa,
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it was my job to get things ready,
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scrub kitchen utensils, plump up the
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bean bags, and dust off the iconic neon signs.
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Hang on, what's that one?
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Flepham?
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Isn't that a small village of the A303?
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So once again the villa was ready to
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go, and I get to shout my trusty Unseen
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Bits catchphrase, Cue the gratuitous slo-mo!
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And when they weren't walking in
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super-sexy slow-mo, our brand new
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islanders introduced themselves to the
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world in those super-sexy BT package-y things.
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Absolutely, Molly, couldn't agree more.
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And here are some un-aired gems of what
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our islanders get up to in our very
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expensive TV studio before they had
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even stepped foot in the villa.
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up, you'd think they had no idea the
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cameras were rolling.
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And you know it was all changed this
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year with both girls and boys arriving
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at the same In fact, the bosses at ITV
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too wanted to shake things up even more
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by changing the name of the show using
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exactly the same letters as the original.
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Lads live on.
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Sounds like a blokey version of Loose Women.
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Actually, I'd watch that.
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Olive Lans.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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Ian Solved.
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I'm keeping that one for myself.
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And no sooner had the boss three
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entered the villa than beautician Rucci
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was auditioning for my job.
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Tonight, in Love Island.
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Mitchell gets his eye threaded and
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cries on TV.
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Oh, hey, Roushie, I could do with a
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quick bit of manscaping, too.
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I'll meet you over at those sunbeds.
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OK.
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Yes, sir.
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With my job safer, my eyebrows even
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safer, these lot had to get on with
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their job of producing their very best
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chat-up lines, like this unseen bit.
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So what star sign are you on?
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
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Are you a cancer?
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No.
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What?
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No, you know what?
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Oh, my God, you're a Gemini!
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Of course I'm a Gemini!
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You've known me for 15 years!
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Oh, yeah!
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What is that?
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Cancer, I'm a Gemini!
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What's a Gemini?
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I'm no Gemini.
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Oh, this is it.
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Actually, I love Geminis, but, like,
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they can be, like, such a hit and miss.
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No, like, three boys that I've been
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with, Scorpio.
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I will never go back to a Scorpio home.
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You're a Cancer?
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No.
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OK, Pisces?
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No.
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I've got no idea.
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Yeah!
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Ruchi might be pretty amazing at
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guessing star signs, but she's never
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predicted this superstar's arrival.
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No, you're a superstar.
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So rich for a star.
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As the human dreamcatcher herself
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descended from the heavens.
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She's a Leo, by the way.
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Superstar.
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Hello, my love.
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As our islanders began a
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transformational phase of their lives.
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OK, George, the girl that the public
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have chosen for you to couple up with is...
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And I thought I'd see what the future
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held for them by using this very
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scientifically and totally accurate
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Moonphase Compatibility Calculator,
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which you may have seen online.
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Jess and George.
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Dream team, do you know what I mean?
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I don't like short, short hair, you
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know, like, bus cuts, no, quite long hair.
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I like to play with your hair.
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Compatibility.
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Buzz off, mate.
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Molly, you have been coupled up with
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red shorts, Mitchell.
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It is giving Baywatch a little bit,
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both of you two.
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I love the beachy look, so maybe a bit
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of hair, a bit of, like, a beachy vibe
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going on.
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Compatibility, one to Baywatch.
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Katherine.
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Andre.
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How's it going?
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You all right?
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Hi.
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I don't like a guy that's too loud
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because I'm loud.
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I like to put on a mysterious boy facade.
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Well, it's not a facade, but it's an
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act sometimes.
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Compatibility, acting up.
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Mehdi, Ruchi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I like guys that are fashionable.
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So if you come to a date with, like,
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really tight jeans, I'm just going to
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be like, you need to go home, babe.
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I'd say the difference between an
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English traditional guy and me is I
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don't wear skinny jeans.
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Compatibility, good set of jeans.
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Tyreke, you have been coupled up with Ella.
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I'm definitely a relationship girl,
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like I just love being your little wifey.
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I'm going in there to look for a
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girlfriend, my first girlfriend and
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hopefully my last girlfriend.
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Compatibility over the moon.
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Wow, that was earth shattering.
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It was like I had six days of watching
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them to work that out.
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Once you lot at home had made your
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decisions, our newbie couples peeled
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off to try and get to know each other
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through the tried and trusted medium of
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crap banter.
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Literally.
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Ladybird.
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Let's see.
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It's pooed.
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Oh, yes!
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I like to feel that you're comfortable
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in my presence, you know what I mean?
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So, like, even taking my food, whatever
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it be, and then, of course, the last
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one, like, farting around me and all that.
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Hey, look, I find everything cute.
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I don't think that's something I can do.
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Yeah, yeah, I completely hear it still.
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Do you know what it is?
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Yeah, yeah, 110%.
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And then I've got two dogs, Molly.
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Stop it!
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Everyone's name's called Molly!
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And Barry.
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Oh!
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Barry's a little chihuahua like that.
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Barry's my heart.
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Barry's everything.
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Right, I'm not going to break your heart.
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I'm a little bit allergic to dogs with
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my hay fever.
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That's fine, I'm allergic to cats with
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my hay fever.
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But I can, like, take some
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antihistamines and I'll be OK.
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Barry does like to cuddle.
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Oh, that's OK.
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We'll get to that level after a while.
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You and Gav together.
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I don't know if you deserve it.
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What else?
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I'm not Santa Claus.
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Not every day.
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So I went to Spanish school.
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It was weird because we would have
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English lessons.
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It was weird.
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Like, I couldn't put my head around cup board.
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Was it a cupboard?
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It just didn't work for me.
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It's not going through your head.
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Yeah, but I was like top class in drama.
284
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Oh, OK.
285
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So you're a bit of a drama queen, then, basically.
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Oh, massive drama queen.
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Yeah, you are.
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Massive drama queen.
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What's your heritage?
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I'm from Nepal.
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Nepal, OK, cool.
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Have you been there?
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No, I haven't.
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Do you know where that is?
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Not yet.
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I feel like not a lot of people know
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where it is.
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Oh, I know where it is, yeah.
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Where is it?
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It's in Asia.
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We're in Asia.
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It's near Japan?
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No.
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No, it's OK.
305
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Is it an island?
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No, it's not.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to sound so stupid.
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No, don't worry.
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It's OK.
311
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It's a very small country.
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Mehdi, your geography is truly Nepal-ing.
313
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So, Molly and Mitch have got to know
314
00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,170
each other, but did they know who else
315
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they were in the villa with?
316
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,090
Oh, yeah.
317
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I'm really a bit bad with names.
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That's OK.
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Are you?
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Yeah.
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So, what's his name?
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Which one?
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The dude.
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Andre.
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Andre.
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Andre, yeah, Andre, yeah, he's sound.
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Andre.
328
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There's Andre, Ella.
329
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,030
Sh...
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00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:21,150
Sha...
331
00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:21,590
Chantelle?
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Chantelle, who's that?
333
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,810
Sh...
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Well done, great start.
335
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,610
So we've got Tariq.
336
00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,690
Oh, the names on the beds.
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00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:31,510
Let's go check.
338
00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,510
Oh, my goodness, you are a lifesaver.
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00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:34,430
I am so smart.
340
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Oi, stay safe.
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00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:38,490
George.
342
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,690
Just kidding!
343
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:40,790
I don't know.
344
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,150
So...
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What's that say?
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Andre.
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They have the little cool...
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00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:48,170
Yeah, Andre, Catherine, you were right.
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Andre and Katherine.
350
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:50,850
I said Chantel, so I wasn't right.
351
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:51,570
You didn't stop there.
352
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:52,490
I was just like, fine.
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George.
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00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:55,270
Jeans.
355
00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:55,770
What?
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Jess.
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00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:00,290
Jess.
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00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:01,070
Rooch.
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00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:01,510
Roochie?
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00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,590
No, she's got a really nice name,
361
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:04,750
actually, but I can't remember what it is.
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Roochie.
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Roochie.
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00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:06,790
Roochie, yeah, that's it.
365
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:07,350
That's good, yeah.
366
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:08,970
And...
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Mendy.
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Mendy.
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Ella.
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Mendy.
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Tyreke.
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Tyreke.
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And Roochie.
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00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:12,970
OK, one more time.
375
00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:13,490
We're going to start.
376
00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:14,950
We're going to go all the way around
377
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:14,970
and leave.
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00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:16,410
Tyreke.
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00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:16,670
Tyreke.
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00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,170
Ella.
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00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:17,990
He's good-looking.
382
00:12:17,990 --> 00:12:18,850
Mitchell, Molly.
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00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:19,290
I fancy.
384
00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:19,810
Kate.
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00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:22,790
Andre.
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00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:23,290
Andre.
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00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:24,130
Catherine.
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00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:25,210
George.
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00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:26,030
Jess.
390
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,430
Rucci.
391
00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:28,230
And Mehdi.
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00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:28,610
Mehdi.
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00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:29,150
Mehdi.
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00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,790
Well, don't forget my name, Mitchell.
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00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,610
It's Jonny Stirling.
396
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,340
One of the main reasons people travel
397
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to Mallorca is to experience the
398
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,100
amazing Spanish food.
399
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,100
However, as this unseen clip shows,
400
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,740
it's Catherine's traditional Irish
401
00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,500
breakfast that is giving Yorkshireman
402
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,900
Mitchell a serious dose of culture shock.
403
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,380
So you're gonna warm milk up for what?
404
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:54,680
I eat warm cereal.
405
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,340
Are you mad?
406
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,220
You have warm cereal?
407
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:57,980
Yes.
408
00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:00,300
Who doesn't?
409
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,040
Everyone in the world.
410
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,420
No-one has warm cereal.
411
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,980
Mitch, I need help with the stove.
412
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:07,680
I'm here.
413
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,100
Don't use stress, sweetheart.
414
00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:10,100
Lock it.
415
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:11,700
Right, get out of the way.
416
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,580
Gas engine coming through.
417
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:13,640
Unlock.
418
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,440
No, it's not locked.
419
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,440
You need to put a pan on it.
420
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,340
Oh, it's one of them trans duct ones.
421
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,680
No, don't worry about that.
422
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,280
It's like, let's not try that.
423
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:30,840
I got a clue.
424
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,500
I hope Mitchell doesn't charge a
425
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,940
call-out fee for that hob inspection.
426
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,820
It's induction, not gas.
427
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,520
A little secret for you superfans.
428
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,980
It turns out there has been an unseen
429
00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:44,640
islander in the villa all week.
430
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:45,940
I have an alter ego.
431
00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,500
I have an alter ego.
432
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:47,980
Alter ego?
433
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,320
Yeah, and he's a little boy.
434
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,060
He's called Toby.
435
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,020
Wait, what do you mean, like, an alter
436
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:52,560
ego, though?
437
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:53,820
What do you actually mean by that?
438
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,640
Like, if I'm just in this silly, goofy mood...
439
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,360
Silly, goofy mood?
440
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,220
..I be Toby, and he looks like this.
441
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,000
He looks like that.
442
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,300
Right.
443
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,760
He's four, and he talks like that.
444
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,700
Oh, my God, what is going on now?
445
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,860
Yeah, he talks like that.
446
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,120
Molly, I'm bare confused, babe.
447
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,660
For example, I'm just, like, bored sat
448
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,040
downstairs and my mum's, like, I don't
449
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,160
know, she's in a bit of a mood.
450
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:12,440
Yeah.
451
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,900
I'll just randomly be Toby and I'm
452
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,540
just, like, a little boy, acting like a
453
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,740
little boy, and she loves it and she
454
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,120
prefers Toby more than me.
455
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,120
Oh, my God.
456
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:20,920
It's so funny.
457
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:21,960
What's wrong with you?
458
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,800
The only thing that I can relate to
459
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,060
that, yeah, and this is the genuine,
460
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,940
right, sometimes when I'm bored or I'm
461
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,300
hyperactive, I'll just make, like, a
462
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:28,900
random noise.
463
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:29,560
Yeah.
464
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:30,160
I think.
465
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:30,920
Like, just to...
466
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:31,280
Ah, beep.
467
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:31,700
Beep.
468
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,520
I go, beep.
469
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,680
No, I'll be like, meh.
470
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:34,300
Like, do you know what I mean?
471
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,480
Like, do you know what I mean?
472
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,000
Like, I'll just do, like, a random...
473
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,780
Do you know what I mean?
474
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,340
Like, I just want to just get some...
475
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,580
Like, I don't know, just get energy
476
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,580
out, get the serotonin boosted, do you
477
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,020
know what I mean?
478
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,880
I knew our islanders could be a horny
479
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,560
bunch sometimes, but being car horny,
480
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,420
that's just plain weird.
481
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,760
What I've been wondering, Jess, is what
482
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,940
gives you the ick?
483
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,740
Erm, so the weirdest ick that I've had is...
484
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,100
Sorry, run out of time for that.
485
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,020
Come back after the break to find out.
486
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:15,940
Well, not dot trek quattro.
487
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,900
Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits!
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00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:27,360
The show that brings you RIP boys
489
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,420
letting rip.
490
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,620
I still haven't actually shot yet,
491
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:33,280
since I've been here.
492
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,220
I need to go.
493
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,000
The classified clips.
494
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,680
Is he talking about arseholes again?
495
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,740
Bro, I'd love to be inside your head
496
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:40,660
for like ten seconds.
497
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,160
That's the fifth time, George, you've
498
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,400
mentioned arseholes in the past ten minutes.
499
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,700
And fun facts that will put you off ice
500
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,420
cream for life.
501
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,360
You know what I found out?
502
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,780
Ice cream has, um, beaver piss in it.
503
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,300
What was the honour about?
504
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,480
Revealing the unseen bits the Anders
505
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,500
get up to in their first week in the villa.
506
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,570
But before we rip the lid off part two,
507
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,150
we need to find out the answer to the
508
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:13,910
burning question.
509
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:15,970
What gives Jess the ick?
510
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,190
Go on, then, Jess, spill the beans.
511
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:21,530
So, my biggest ick is probably a lunchbox.
512
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:22,990
Like, imagine your mum, like, making
513
00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,850
you a lunchbox for work and you've got
514
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,370
the different compartment bits in,
515
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,690
like, it's just such an ick, not a vibe.
516
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,350
It's all right if it's a pasta, you
517
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,810
know, like, the little see-through
518
00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:34,410
ones, but, like, no, just lunchboxes
519
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,590
overall just ain't the vibe.
520
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:37,090
I agree, Jess.
521
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,330
Tupperware is a right turn-off.
522
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:48,070
As you Love Island superfans know, my
523
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,870
first job every morning is to switch
524
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,890
the lights on in the villa.
525
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,770
Good morning, good morning.
526
00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:56,730
The islanders wake up.
527
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,830
Let's go, girls.
528
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,570
And then it's straight into an English
529
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,710
literature tutorial with George.
530
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,550
What did your date entail last night?
531
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,930
Sorry, I'm using bare Shakespeare
532
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:06,610
words, innit?
533
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:07,590
Like, entail, innit?
534
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:10,790
Since day one when Sir Lawrence Olivia...
535
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,370
I mean, Zachariah arrived in the villa,
536
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,490
it's been a Shakespearean drama of
537
00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:18,130
tragedy and comedy in equal measure.
538
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,890
All the world's a stage and all the men
539
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,510
and women merely players as you like it
540
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,530
act two scene seven islanders Please
541
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:35,500
welcome Zachariah The course of true
542
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,420
love never did run smooth a midsummer
543
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,160
night dream act one scene one in 24
544
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,800
hours You'll get to steal any one of
545
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,520
these girls in front of you and that
546
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,900
will leave one boy single and
547
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:56,890
vulnerable To be or not to be hamlet
548
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,770
act three scene one girl.
549
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:02,830
I'd like to couple up with is For Andre
550
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:10,280
it was not to be Catherine If music be
551
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,580
the food of love play on 12th night act
552
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,900
one scene one Do you like strawberries?
553
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,840
I do you know you like strawberries so
554
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:31,090
if you do strawberry Okay cool It's a
555
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:31,830
good strawberry, y'all.
556
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:32,630
It is.
557
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:33,150
Honestly.
558
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:33,770
It is.
559
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:35,130
It is.
560
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,110
It is.
561
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:36,970
It is.
562
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:37,450
It is.
563
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,030
It is.
564
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:38,350
It is.
565
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:38,410
It is.
566
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:38,450
It is.
567
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,930
Love Island Unseen Bits, Series 10.
568
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,200
Music might be the food of love, but
569
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,220
food can also cause a fair bit of
570
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,360
hubble-bubble toil and trouble, too.
571
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,220
Oh, I wonder if you can hear that.
572
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,020
Do you want me to make you some toast?
573
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,060
It's all right.
574
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,560
I did have porridge.
575
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:00,700
That porridge was terrible.
576
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,020
I don't feel hungry, it's just my
577
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,280
belly's like...
578
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:03,960
Do you need to trump?
579
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,020
Maybe it is wind.
580
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,500
I held it...
581
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,340
I held trump in a long time last night.
582
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,460
You did?
583
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:10,920
Yeah.
584
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,500
You held it?
585
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,720
Yeah, I'm not farting in front of you
586
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,200
straight away.
587
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,520
I won't care.
588
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,100
No.
589
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:15,500
Me?
590
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,260
Yeah, you.
591
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,080
I won't care.
592
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:17,720
I'm not doing that.
593
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,000
Well, there's not a chance I'm not
594
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,620
breaking wind.
595
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,860
I actually don't care, though.
596
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,380
I really don't care.
597
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,180
It's gone now.
598
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,260
Well, if you do, just, like, warn me,
599
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,020
say, it's coming.
600
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,500
And then I can just...
601
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,940
Yeah, I don't care.
602
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,140
All right, you've got a fart, then.
603
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,180
Yeah, but I haven't needed to yet.
604
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,620
Sounds like it.
605
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:35,440
It's brewing.
606
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,720
Just...
607
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,240
It's trapped.
608
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,740
No, if I do, I'd tell you afterwards.
609
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,480
I'm like, God...
610
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,600
Oh, it's that smell!
611
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,760
It's me and me talking.
612
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,560
It's like, I was like, it's in my eyes.
613
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,200
If you do that, then I was like, no,
614
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:50,780
it's not me.
615
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,040
Well these two seem to have been having
616
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,840
a gas, which is something Mitchell
617
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,900
knows all about.
618
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,440
Social media is a big part of our
619
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,040
Islanders' lives.
620
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,160
Put them on Snapchat and they are all
621
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,680
over it.
622
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,680
Ask them just to chat in real life and
623
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,540
things can get a little confused.
624
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,600
Here's an unseen clip of our Islanders
625
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,800
talking about social media, which
626
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,160
ironically is so funny it'll go viral.
627
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,080
You see you say you do social media, yeah?
628
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,760
What kind of content do you take?
629
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,960
Real chill, comedy skits, dance videos.
630
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,660
Comedy skits, yeah.
631
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,560
Yeah, it started on comedy skits and
632
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:25,700
then now it's...
633
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,920
What's comedy skits?
634
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,940
When your mum takes a laundry out,
635
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:34,340
comedy skit, do it.
636
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,020
Do you know what I mean?
637
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:35,820
Like, a bit of acting.
638
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,600
Re-in...
639
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,780
Re-creating.
640
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,120
Re-in-bur-son-ating.
641
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:41,600
What?
642
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:42,520
Re-creating.
643
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,820
No, re-imbursed.
644
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:46,000
You're re-imbursing in action.
645
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,360
Re-en-force.
646
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,260
Reimbursing an action?
647
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,960
I don't think that makes sense.
648
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:55,980
We'll make it...
649
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,560
It works.
650
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,880
We'll make it work.
651
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:58,920
I need clarification.
652
00:20:59,160 --> 00:20:59,960
Can you ask someone?
653
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,120
Yeah, what content do you mean?
654
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,180
Well, I reimburse different things.
655
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,100
What are you trying to say?
656
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:04,960
Zach would know.
657
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:05,940
Zach?
658
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,620
Zach!
659
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,160
Need your help.
660
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,080
Is reimburse a word?
661
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:13,980
What?
662
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:14,560
Yeah.
663
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,040
It is a word, but it don't make sense.
664
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:16,540
It's what?
665
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,340
Can I reimbursing an action?
666
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,940
Can you reimburse my actions?
667
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,520
Yeah, so, like, you can reimburse him a tenner.
668
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,080
Yeah.
669
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,720
But you can't reimburse him, like, an
670
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,340
argument back or something.
671
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,540
All right, thanks, George.
672
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,060
How do you know what reimburse means?
673
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,780
These two didn't even know it was a word.
674
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,600
Are you joking?
675
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,080
What?
676
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,400
What the hell?
677
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,340
She's miles off it.
678
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,160
What the hell is that?
679
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,820
Who's getting their money back for this?
680
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,360
I need to know!
681
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:52,230
Usually recaps are done using a
682
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,790
fast-paced montage of everything you've
683
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:54,590
seen so far.
684
00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:56,070
But being a creative bunch, our
685
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:57,950
islanders have saved us a job and
686
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,570
summed up the last week through the
687
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:00,710
medium of rap.
688
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:04,010
So we're all sat outside, we're on the
689
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,650
grass, we're having a laugh, we've been
690
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:07,350
doing the salsa and now we're singing,
691
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:09,610
we all must look like twats.
692
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,450
L-O-V-E, love is what you see.
693
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,390
Weather's crazy, can't see the sun.
694
00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,410
We're all here having fun.
695
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:19,970
Had my first date on the terrace.
696
00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:21,250
It went very well.
697
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,050
I didn't feel like a meddix.
698
00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:25,250
Three women, one's trying to get one.
699
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,290
Molly, hope don't your head get spun.
700
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:30,490
Sea shining over there, looking at me.
701
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:31,150
Swing your head.
702
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:33,370
It all went down at the fire pit.
703
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:35,490
Andre lost his babes.
704
00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:36,150
It was lit.
705
00:22:36,410 --> 00:22:41,030
The first time I saw Elo, I looked up
706
00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:43,430
and down, thought of Cinderella.
707
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:44,650
Oh!
708
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,730
The reason as to why is because I
709
00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:49,950
thought she lost her shoe.
710
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,440
What do I mean by that?
711
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,640
I just want to please you.
712
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,660
Oh!
713
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,740
Now, this is not going the right way.
714
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,080
Who's next, Richie?
715
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,020
Richie, right, you can have on the pull.
716
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:07,540
The what?
717
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,280
On the pull?
718
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,140
It's called pull-in, pull-in, pull-in.
719
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:10,720
Nepal?
720
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,820
What about my country?
721
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,960
Is it a country or a person?
722
00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:13,580
Like, Nepal?
723
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,180
You're right, Nepal.
724
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,000
It's a country.
725
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,480
I thought she said, the pool, and I was
726
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:16,980
like, no.
727
00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:17,700
Nepal.
728
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:18,640
Nepal.
729
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,700
Nepal.
730
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,380
Nepal.
731
00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:21,420
Nepal.
732
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:21,780
Nepal.
733
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:22,860
Nepal.
734
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:23,440
The country.
735
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,260
Nepal, Nepal.
736
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,440
Fun fact, did you know that Nepal is
737
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,720
over 4,000 miles away from Titli?
738
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:37,690
We've learnt this week that George's
739
00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:40,330
mum calls him Casanova, so what I want
740
00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:42,550
to is what is our Casanova's best
741
00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:43,330
pick-up line?
742
00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:46,130
Best pick-up line is, erm...
743
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,000
Come on, you must have loads.
744
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,260
It's cos I'm on the spot, but I've got loads.
745
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:52,840
OK, so...
746
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:56,060
Want to know if Casanova can find his mojo?
747
00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:59,380
Come back after the break to find out.
748
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:14,380
Like me to make love with your body Yee-haw!
749
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:17,660
Roll up, roll up and welcome back to
750
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,340
Love Island Unseen Bits.
751
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,460
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
752
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,720
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
753
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,500
Think of us as a circus full of
754
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,520
islanders juggling their emotions I'd
755
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,920
rather have a few drinks and really get
756
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,960
to know someone You know like people go
757
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,900
play Topgolf like Performing feats of
758
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,080
strength You do that then bring that in
759
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,580
there I don't know how you do that And
760
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:47,280
of course, lots of clowns This is how
761
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,600
every summoner dances To whip you up in
762
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,080
a frenzy, it really is the greatest
763
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,380
show on air.
764
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,020
Before the break, we left Casanova
765
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,200
George pondering his best pick-up line,
766
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,940
so here's what it is.
767
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,640
So, best pick-up line is just standard.
768
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:11,940
Feel that, darling.
769
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:12,860
Boyfriend material.
770
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,040
How romantic!
771
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,260
We have heard Mitchell tell us the name
772
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,140
of his pooches, but what you didn't
773
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:26,800
know was that he named one of them
774
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,760
after his favourite characters from EastEnders.
775
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,100
I do miss Barry.
776
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:33,500
Out of everyone.
777
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,180
I do love Molly.
778
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:37,080
Not you.
779
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,180
Not you.
780
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,860
Mitchell is clearly dog-mad, some would
781
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:42,780
say, barking.
782
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:45,360
The man sees dogs wherever he looks.
783
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,900
Oh, have you seen this?
784
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:47,700
So look at this.
785
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,540
This is my birthmark.
786
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,260
And it looks like a dog smiling with a
787
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:50,540
white bum.
788
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,960
Can you see it?
789
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,780
A dog smiling with a white bum.
790
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,260
Yeah, can you see the dog?
791
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:57,900
Like a sausage dog?
792
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,280
Yeah, yeah, we'll see it.
793
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,020
Yeah, sausage dog.
794
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,720
Dog smiling with a white bum.
795
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,540
Yeah, the teeth are out on the front,
796
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,020
isn't it?
797
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,480
Yeah, the white booty and then the tail.
798
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:09,280
That's random.
799
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,720
And as our cameraman unfortunately
800
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,280
didn't manage to get a shot of the
801
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,100
inside of Mitchell's calf, that smiling
802
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,100
dog with the white bum birthmark will
803
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,520
have to remain an unseen bit.
804
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,840
But do keep your eyes out for it.
805
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,440
Hashtag unseen bets.
806
00:26:29,930 --> 00:26:32,650
In Mallorca, the sun is always shining.
807
00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:34,450
Beating down on our islanders,
808
00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:36,130
providing the perfect environment for
809
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:36,850
cracking on.
810
00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:38,610
Isn't that right, Andre?
811
00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,850
The sun is very, very...
812
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:41,710
It's doing its thing.
813
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:44,350
I can consider a lot of things the
814
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:45,310
ultimate wingman.
815
00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:46,610
The sun is one of them.
816
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,350
And André's trusty wingman slid right
817
00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:52,650
into his DMs with a sunny beach date
818
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,090
for him.
819
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,290
Whitney is waiting for you at the beach.
820
00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:02,270
Well, she wasn't really waiting.
821
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,190
She was cracking into the cava before
822
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,050
you even got there.
823
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,490
The Chica Vets.
824
00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:09,110
And here's some more bits of their date
825
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:10,890
you didn't get to see.
826
00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:12,730
You're a very pretty lady.
827
00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:13,350
What's your name?
828
00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:14,030
Whitney.
829
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:14,890
What's your name?
830
00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:16,370
Dre, of course.
831
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:16,830
Andre.
832
00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:18,750
My name's Andre, but feel free to call
833
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,610
me D, Dre, whoever you're comfortable with.
834
00:27:20,610 --> 00:27:20,990
Andre.
835
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,170
Like your name's Andre.
836
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,310
You know, you put on your highest Js.
837
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:26,730
Yes.
838
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:28,670
Nice fit.
839
00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:29,390
Nice fit.
840
00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,210
Permed your hair.
841
00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:31,850
I'm joking.
842
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,810
You got jokes.
843
00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:37,070
From the chat, would you say that
844
00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:37,670
there's a vibe in?
845
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,710
I guess we're in, like, a fairy tale
846
00:27:40,710 --> 00:27:41,210
kind of world.
847
00:27:41,290 --> 00:27:42,230
Anything goes, right?
848
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,150
Anything goes.
849
00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:45,290
Not everything goes.
850
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:47,750
But most things will go.
851
00:27:47,770 --> 00:27:48,670
Most things will go.
852
00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:53,610
I want to end this date with a nice toast.
853
00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:54,690
Okay.
854
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:56,230
Could be a start or something.
855
00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:58,530
Also introducing you to the villa and
856
00:27:58,530 --> 00:27:59,270
everyone that's inside.
857
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,210
I think you'll get on nicely with them.
858
00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:02,770
You'll fit in well with them.
859
00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:06,910
Andre wasn't wrong.
860
00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:08,330
Everyone wanted to meet and greet
861
00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:09,650
Whitney when she got in the villa.
862
00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:11,390
As this unseen bit shows.
863
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,430
You are bum-shabby.
864
00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:13,950
You are, thank you.
865
00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:15,550
So you brought the energy.
866
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:17,370
But it's still like, oh, my God.
867
00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:19,710
SHE SCREAMS What was that?
868
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:25,740
SHE SCREAMS SHE LAUGHS I actually will.
869
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:28,680
And Whitney's arrival also heralded the
870
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,380
return of the good old Unseen Bits classic.
871
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,700
Islanders get scared by something!
872
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,640
Yeah, it's like with Andre, I feel like
873
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,320
I'm having that conversation.
874
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,480
SHE SCREAMS What are you...
875
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,320
Ah!
876
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:43,840
Fucker!
877
00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:46,800
That's a fucking The World's Smallest Spider.
878
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,000
But why is it on my bed?
879
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:50,560
It's a much more green.
880
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,800
All the bugs running around, steroids.
881
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,000
They're all massive.
882
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:56,380
They're all fucking huge, isn't that?
883
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:57,060
Do you know what I mean?
884
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,900
I learned a lot about my muscle.
885
00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:01,700
Oh, my goodness.
886
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,120
Came onto my hand.
887
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,140
Yeah, exactly.
888
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,120
You've got some little dinosaur next to you.
889
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,260
Oh, my God.
890
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,000
Whoa!
891
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,840
He jumped on me!
892
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,860
What are you doing, man?
893
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:16,600
I'm trying to save the scene, he jumped
894
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,000
on me!
895
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:19,120
Mets, Mets.
896
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,660
Mets, what the fuck?
897
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,480
I'm out.
898
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,280
Give me my suitcase, I'm out.
899
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,340
Smedy looked like he'd just seen a ghost.
900
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,220
Where is he?
901
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,080
Or maybe it was a smiling dog with a
902
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,140
white bum birthmark.
903
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,800
Sharing a luxury villa does throw up a
904
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,280
few domestic disputes.
905
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,520
Oh, right, lads.
906
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:43,100
OK, listen, us lads came out here last
907
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,660
night for a bit of a snack.
908
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:48,500
And, erm, yeah, we uncovered something, basically.
909
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:49,960
Yes!
910
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,720
And there was a bagel...
911
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,240
Oh, yeah, OK, OK, OK.
912
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,800
Oh, my God.
913
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,200
And I can't stress enough, that was
914
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,920
literally half-eaten, like, half bitten into.
915
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,200
And put back...
916
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,940
I didn't eat...
917
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:03,760
Oh, put back!
918
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,460
Oh, that's horrible!
919
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:06,340
Can we be honest, please?
920
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,180
It was the top bun as well, it wasn't
921
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:08,480
even the top bun.
922
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,800
Someone took a bite of the top bun and
923
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,220
put it back in the pan.
924
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,420
That's definitely Molly, she took half
925
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,860
a cookie the other day and put it back
926
00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:15,360
in as well.
927
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,180
Yeah, it was!
928
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:19,180
The cookie was me, but the bagel isn't,
929
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:19,620
I promise.
930
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,740
Hold on, we need to investigate.
931
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:25,680
PHONE RINGS Hello, ITV2, Ian Stirling here.
932
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,460
I've got an amazing idea for a Love
933
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,160
Island detective show called Ian Solved.
934
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,220
What?
935
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,640
You want to see a pilot?
936
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:34,440
Well, OK, watch this!
937
00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:37,040
First things first, conduct a forensic
938
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,640
search of the crime scene.
939
00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:41,880
Erm...breads.
940
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:42,560
Bread?
941
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,740
I think it's in the fridge.
942
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:47,460
Someone put it in the fridge earlier.
943
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:49,420
It is!
944
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,020
Who puts bread in the fridge?
945
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,060
That's crazy, bro.
946
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:52,820
That's crazy.
947
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,120
Who puts bread in the fridge, man?
948
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,780
Interrogate all the suspects with
949
00:30:56,780 --> 00:30:57,700
probing questions.
950
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,040
Where's the bread?
951
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,420
The fridge.
952
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,180
Are you sure?
953
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,000
Check the fridge.
954
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:03,240
Who puts bread in the fridge?
955
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:03,520
I don't.
956
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,540
Do you?
957
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,320
In Spain, they do.
958
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,540
Be smart.
959
00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:07,880
Use your loaf.
960
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:09,760
And actually, sorry, I need to clear
961
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,220
something up.
962
00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:11,860
Why did I find the bread in the fridge?
963
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:13,180
Yeah, you put the bread in the fridge.
964
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,640
Why did I find the bread in the fridge?
965
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,600
Spanish do keep bread in the fridge.
966
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,980
Can't blame this felony on an entire nation.
967
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,840
We're looking for a phantom bagel-biter.
968
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,640
Hmm, Tyreek's looking shifty.
969
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,360
And what's this?
970
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,880
A bagel in his hands!
971
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,840
But where's he off to?
972
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,600
Do you want me to put butter on it?
973
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:34,200
Please, and cheese, and ketchup, please.
974
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:35,380
Thanks.
975
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,580
Cheese, butter and ketchup on a bagel?
976
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,340
That's a crime right there.
977
00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:42,860
But hang on, Ella, did you just bite
978
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,520
that bagel?
979
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:45,640
Case closed.
980
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,060
Another success.
981
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,800
Furrying solved.
982
00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,360
French cuisine is recognised as the
983
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,060
best in the world, so with Frenchmen
984
00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:03,140
Mehdi and La Maison, it wasn't long
985
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,700
before the conversation turned to
986
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,740
gourmet foods.
987
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,480
What's your favourite dinner in Wetherspoons?
988
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,200
Ooh, er...
989
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,200
You have fish and chips, bro.
990
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:11,960
Chicken burger.
991
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,420
And turkey dinosaurs.
992
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,820
Turkey corkscrews are the best.
993
00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:16,520
What?
994
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,900
The corkscrews are like that.
995
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,380
Well, that was a turkey corkscrew.
996
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,980
A turkey corkscrew.
997
00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:21,720
I swear to God.
998
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:22,880
I didn't just make it up.
999
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,300
Turkey corkscrews.
1000
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,100
It's a thing.
1001
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,940
And alphabetti spaghetti.
1002
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,780
Yeah, spaghetti looks good.
1003
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,880
What do you mean, oh?
1004
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,460
All right, snails.
1005
00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:34,540
Snails are amazing.
1006
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,660
Are you joking?
1007
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,620
Bro, there's loads out here as well.
1008
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:39,180
I'll get them and cook them.
1009
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,240
Oh, snails.
1010
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,140
Good boy.
1011
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,300
We have them all the time in Portugal, bro.
1012
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:44,160
All the time.
1013
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,140
The little ones, innit?
1014
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,340
Yeah, they're so good.
1015
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,680
And you have to pick them out with a
1016
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,140
toothpick, innit?
1017
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:48,800
You mad, bro?
1018
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,380
Nice, bro.
1019
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,460
Have you guys ever heard of, like,
1020
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,660
normal, like, normal food?
1021
00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,740
Snails aren't to eat, bro.
1022
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,380
Snails.
1023
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,220
It's wildlife.
1024
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,620
I think British people can't comment
1025
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,480
on, like, French cuisine, right?
1026
00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,460
To be fair, all the best restaurants in
1027
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:01,240
London are French.
1028
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,520
Yeah, thank you.
1029
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,820
Everybody knows with a nice palet that
1030
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:05,760
snails are very good.
1031
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,620
So I'm requesting, can we have some
1032
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,640
snails at some point in the game, please?
1033
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,400
Ah, no bother, pal.
1034
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:14,500
I'll just dial them up on my shell phone.
1035
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:20,420
Before we head off on a break, let's
1036
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:22,320
find out what gives Catherine the ick.
1037
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:24,540
The weirdest thing that has given me
1038
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:26,260
the ick is...
1039
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,120
Come back after the break to find out.
1040
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,560
Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
1041
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:51,180
Seriously, we've been surging high and
1042
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,640
low, or should that be head to toe?
1043
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,360
My reason is, I'm going to look at your
1044
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,580
lips, look at your eyes, look at your
1045
00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:57,300
lips, look at your eyes.
1046
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,040
Yeah, I understand.
1047
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:58,680
Look at your eyes.
1048
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,840
We've been trawling the cutting room
1049
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,880
for the finest forgotten footage from
1050
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,340
the week.
1051
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,460
Rest assured, we uncover all the best
1052
00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:08,460
exclusive of the week.
1053
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,240
so you can sleep easy in your bed.
1054
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,860
I woke up in good spirits, bro.
1055
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,980
I woke up on the good side of the bed today.
1056
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,100
That's what I like to hear, bro.
1057
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,300
Before the break, we left you with a
1058
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,080
puzzle over what gives Catherine the
1059
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,300
ick, so here it is.
1060
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,340
The weirdest thing that has given me
1061
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:29,820
the ick is long, sweaty hair.
1062
00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,500
I like my big, sweaty mullet.
1063
00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:33,680
Thank you very much, Catherine.
1064
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,240
Right, come on, boys.
1065
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,560
Now, I normally like to eat my cereal
1066
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,940
sitting in front of the TV watching
1067
00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:45,880
Good Morning Britain, but Molly, it
1068
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,500
seems, likes to judge a planking competition.
1069
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,340
Three, two, one, everyone up.
1070
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,160
I'm fucking shaking!
1071
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:54,860
No, I'm joking.
1072
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,980
Nah, I'm out.
1073
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:03,640
I'm fucked.
1074
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:04,420
What?
1075
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:04,960
I'm out.
1076
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:05,980
Nah, I'm stopping after a minute.
1077
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,540
Let me know.
1078
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,440
Four, three, two, one.
1079
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,780
If you want to stop at a minute, go down.
1080
00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:15,160
I love it.
1081
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:15,960
No overtime.
1082
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,920
Do you want to have a pinecone?
1083
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,720
I actually will.
1084
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,460
How long can you hold it?
1085
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,560
Ella's got this one, I reckon.
1086
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,040
Are you struggling, yet?
1087
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,640
I can see you struggling.
1088
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:27,540
No, I'm just...
1089
00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:28,560
All right, you've got this, bro.
1090
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,100
This will be a dub for the boys.
1091
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,580
Ella looks like she's struggling
1092
00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:33,180
proper, there.
1093
00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:35,780
I see you shaking.
1094
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,460
That was perfect.
1095
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,600
It's because of my arms.
1096
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,580
Ella's on top form.
1097
00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:39,300
No, Ella.
1098
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,080
Two minutes 30.
1099
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,220
Is that your boss?
1100
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,720
You're three times stronger than Abbs
1101
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,300
and me.
1102
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:48,700
How you feeling, Ella?
1103
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:50,420
Feel like you've given up?
1104
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,320
I'm chilling.
1105
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,820
You've got yourself entangled in a
1106
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:55,960
boy-versus-girl battle.
1107
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,300
There we go.
1108
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,180
A five.
1109
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:02,900
Pressure makes diamonds, bro.
1110
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,320
Let's keep going.
1111
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,120
Yes!
1112
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,120
The boys.
1113
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,960
That was 3.55.
1114
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,460
Respect where it's due, though.
1115
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,340
Respect where it's due.
1116
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,620
I have to give you respect.
1117
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,200
Fucking hell, I had about one second left.
1118
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:15,760
You should have held it.
1119
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:16,700
Got a lot of time for that, Elo.
1120
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:19,760
At least no-one can say they're bored.
1121
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,810
As an icebreaker, our islanders indulge
1122
00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:31,950
in a classic game of ready sex go.
1123
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,090
The Lotus.
1124
00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:33,990
Yeah!
1125
00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,730
Help me, help me!
1126
00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:38,750
The couple with the best sex pose got
1127
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,570
to read out a dare and elect an
1128
00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:42,530
islander that will then have to perform.
1129
00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:44,630
Pick two islanders off the opposite sex
1130
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,390
for a three-way kiss.
1131
00:36:46,770 --> 00:36:47,130
Eight!
1132
00:36:47,490 --> 00:36:47,990
Seven!
1133
00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:50,730
We're giving you an exclusive peek at
1134
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,970
the confusion and mayhem you didn't get
1135
00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:53,510
to see.
1136
00:36:53,990 --> 00:36:54,770
The pretzel!
1137
00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:55,510
Yo!
1138
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:56,410
What's that?
1139
00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:57,150
What's that?
1140
00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:57,830
What is that?
1141
00:36:57,890 --> 00:36:58,490
I don't know.
1142
00:36:59,010 --> 00:36:59,870
Quick, Reddys!
1143
00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:00,630
Ah!
1144
00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:02,530
He's a dancer!
1145
00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:04,130
I don't understand!
1146
00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:06,270
That's basically it!
1147
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:06,970
That's basically it!
1148
00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:07,670
Reddys!
1149
00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:11,810
They got it, they had it ages ago.
1150
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:14,050
We have it, we have it.
1151
00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:16,630
So the winners are...
1152
00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:16,890
Ty.
1153
00:37:16,890 --> 00:37:17,750
Really?
1154
00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:18,750
Thank you, yeah, really.
1155
00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:22,370
Perform a sexy lap dance for an
1156
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:23,390
islander of your choice.
1157
00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:24,470
Ruchi.
1158
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:26,330
Wait, what am I doing?
1159
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:26,830
Lap dance?
1160
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:34,780
That Ruchi.
1161
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:35,960
Yeah, that was good.
1162
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,380
The sledge.
1163
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,040
Run, Whitney, go on.
1164
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,420
No, he knows it.
1165
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,200
Think of Christmas.
1166
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:46,280
I don't wanna hear you sweet La, la,
1167
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,240
la, la, la.
1168
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:48,400
Oh, that's good, though.
1169
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,540
And the winners are...
1170
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:52,920
Andre and Whitney.
1171
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:53,780
Woo!
1172
00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:56,320
Bro, normally I would've just played
1173
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,260
Uno, do you know what I mean?
1174
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,920
Kiss an Arlander from head to toe.
1175
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,420
But we're gonna go Medi for this one.
1176
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,440
Ooh!
1177
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,600
Yes, sweet!
1178
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,160
Molly.
1179
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:17,780
Oh, this guy's smoothest this is a
1180
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:27,480
friendly kiss No one can compete with a
1181
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:35,400
French French kisser You know what they
1182
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,240
say about guys with big feet well,
1183
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,320
there are certainly a few giant
1184
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,180
personalities among our islanders, as
1185
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:43,480
this unseen clip reveals.
1186
00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,780
How tall are you, Zach?
1187
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,560
Six-five.
1188
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,260
Fucking hell.
1189
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:48,000
Six-five.
1190
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,820
Mitch, Mitch, stand next to Tom, Zach.
1191
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,720
Get down here, fam.
1192
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,000
So, I'm six-one.
1193
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,580
Oh, my fuck.
1194
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,400
I just don't look tall for some reason.
1195
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:56,980
No, you don't.
1196
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:57,900
You do.
1197
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:58,580
What do you mean?
1198
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,860
You're, like, towering over everyone.
1199
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,360
Do you ever date short girls?
1200
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,140
I think the smallest is, like, five-two.
1201
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,520
Fucking hell.
1202
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,800
That's the smallest for me.
1203
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,500
The guy's actually mine, though, Cos I
1204
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,540
feel like really short guys always move
1205
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:11,280
to really tall girls.
1206
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,740
Really short, short guys have big willies.
1207
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:14,740
Huh?
1208
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,000
I feel like that's the biggest myth.
1209
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,980
That's the biggest myth.
1210
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,740
Do you know why?
1211
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,760
Because they're that small, the dick
1212
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,180
looks bigger.
1213
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,200
Nah.
1214
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,400
It's an illusion.
1215
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,520
Do you want me to tell you a funny story?
1216
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,300
Go on, I want to hear your first story.
1217
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:27,780
All your stories are funny, so go on.
1218
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,180
My nickname was Flat Chest Jess.
1219
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:31,660
Really?
1220
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,560
Because I had no boobs.
1221
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,820
And then I just got these E's, like
1222
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:36,720
they just...
1223
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,260
Nice.
1224
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:40,480
My nickname in the end of primary
1225
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,640
school, started sucking in school.
1226
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,700
It was Bugs Bunny because my teeth were fucked.
1227
00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:45,600
I had two front teeth.
1228
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:46,580
And that's it?
1229
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,140
Oh, yeah.
1230
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:48,740
What about you, Gary?
1231
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,240
To be fair, I thought it was just
1232
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:50,820
Massive Dick.
1233
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:53,600
No, I'm joking.
1234
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:55,280
That's a coincidence, George.
1235
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,300
So was mine.
1236
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:57,820
All the other kids used to shout,
1237
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,280
Massive Dick!
1238
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,840
Me and the playground.
1239
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,200
Happy days.
1240
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:09,320
It's been a fast-moving and dramatic
1241
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,960
week in the villa, no wonder some of
1242
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,820
our islanders need some peace and quiet occasionally.
1243
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:16,660
Into your nose, let all the air fill
1244
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:19,120
you, then out.
1245
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,720
Baby, you've got such a calming voice.
1246
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:27,280
In, then out.
1247
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,400
The only thing that could break the
1248
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,680
peace was...
1249
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,800
another dramatic bombshell arrival.
1250
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,060
Bombshell Sammy was asked if he wanted
1251
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:38,700
to arrive in a jeep, a speedboat or
1252
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:40,740
even a helicopter, but he was
1253
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:41,560
absolutely adamant.
1254
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:44,140
He wanted one of those fish spa pedis.
1255
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,260
You're the ones that nibble on all the
1256
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,400
dead skin on your feet.
1257
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,600
Eurgh, gross.
1258
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,400
And it wasn't long before his first
1259
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,760
day, Ella was ready to dip her toes in.
1260
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,180
How are you doing?
1261
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:54,660
How are you?
1262
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:55,980
Not bad, not bad.
1263
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,760
I think I should, like, get my shoes off.
1264
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,200
Do you need a hand or are you all right?
1265
00:40:59,200 --> 00:40:59,880
I'll be OK.
1266
00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:00,540
Are you sure?
1267
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:02,860
Yeah, I think she's taken her shoes off
1268
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,220
once or twice in the past.
1269
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,400
I couldn't not choose you, could I?
1270
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,860
Hello, lovely to meet you.
1271
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,580
Take your shoes off.
1272
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,700
Oh, you're pulling my shoes off.
1273
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,300
Bear with.
1274
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,740
Go on, do you need a hand?
1275
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,500
No, I'm all right, I'm good, thank you.
1276
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:15,640
Yeah, OK.
1277
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,820
Jess knows how to take her shoes off,
1278
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:18,720
thank you very much.
1279
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,020
Oh, my God, this is well warm.
1280
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,340
Oh, hello!
1281
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,120
Hello, hello.
1282
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,000
Do I come up on here?
1283
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:24,560
Huh?
1284
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,540
Do I come up on here?
1285
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:26,160
Yeah, you do come up here.
1286
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,660
Take them heels off, though, cos you
1287
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,300
might fall over.
1288
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,460
Oh, yeah, lovely, I don't want to fall in.
1289
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,580
Hold on a second.
1290
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:31,120
Go on, go on.
1291
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:31,600
Take them off.
1292
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,260
I'm not falling.
1293
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,480
We don't want you falling.
1294
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,440
Molly, you have no idea how much he
1295
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,300
wanted to help you get those shoes off.
1296
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:39,700
You've got some round my toes.
1297
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:40,240
That's it.
1298
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,220
I've got, like, flowers here.
1299
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,000
Can you see my flowers?
1300
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,000
I'll turn round.
1301
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:43,940
They're cute.
1302
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,440
Can you see them?
1303
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,860
Got a little starfish there with a
1304
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:47,740
little smiley face on.
1305
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:48,220
OK.
1306
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:48,700
He's cute.
1307
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:49,340
It's my teddy.
1308
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,200
It's exactly my teddy.
1309
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,700
And then I've got a palm tree there.
1310
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:53,700
Got that in Spain.
1311
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,280
Yeah.
1312
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,800
It was weird, cos I was chilling today.
1313
00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:58,520
I was like, oh, I bet Molly's got,
1314
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,080
like, a palm tree on the back of her leg.
1315
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,120
Yeah, I just guessed it.
1316
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:01,900
It was well weird.
1317
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,420
It's just meant to be, innit?
1318
00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:05,360
Yeah, that's meant to be.
1319
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,200
Hey, Sammy, you didn't happen to have a
1320
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,740
premonition of what a smiling dog with
1321
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,120
a white-bombed birthmark looks like,
1322
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,700
did you?
1323
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:12,400
No?
1324
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,780
Okay, thanks.
1325
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,380
I'll keep looking.
1326
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,900
This week, I asked our islanders,
1327
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,620
what's your best chat-up line?
1328
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:35,800
Chat-up lines, yeah.
1329
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,080
I'm not a chat-up line girl.
1330
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,340
I'm shocking.
1331
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:41,580
They're a little bit cringe for me.
1332
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,020
I have never used a chat-up line in my life.
1333
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,740
My chat itself is a chat-up line.
1334
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,740
I'm not really with the cheese.
1335
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,860
You know, a certain man might be with
1336
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,460
the cheese like, George, I think
1337
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:53,240
chat-up lines are sick.
1338
00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:56,260
I've just got no shame and no filter.
1339
00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,920
He's like a machine to just print these
1340
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,060
chat-up lines like...
1341
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:02,220
If he'd beat you with time, you'd be a turnip.
1342
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,460
He's on the go.
1343
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:05,080
If you were the alphabet, I'd put you
1344
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,820
and I together.
1345
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,680
I'm not really a chat-up-line guy, you
1346
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,220
know, I'll be honest.
1347
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:12,040
When I met Ty, his chat-up line, I was
1348
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,200
wearing an E-chain and he was like, if
1349
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,860
I guess your name right, you have to
1350
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:17,520
give me your number.
1351
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,180
I'd rather talk to a girl about the
1352
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,600
weather or the favourite colour than a
1353
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,000
chat-up line.
1354
00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:23,640
I just give them the eye contact,
1355
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,360
that's my thing.
1356
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,920
If I fancy someone in the club, I would
1357
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,360
get my friends to push me into them.
1358
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,380
That's it.
1359
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,220
And it works every time.
1360
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,280
At most, I say, you see me, and then
1361
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,460
obviously, like, you see me.
1362
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,520
And if you wasn't looking before, you
1363
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:38,940
see me now.
1364
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,440
I saw that you saw me.
1365
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:44,940
So I just want to let you know that I
1366
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:47,920
saw that you saw me, and from what I'm
1367
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,860
seeing, I want to let you know I'm also
1368
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:52,660
seeing you.
1369
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:58,420
Are you a fart because you just blew me away?
1370
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,780
SHE LAUGHS Girl, you're so fat, I'll
1371
00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:04,440
marry your brother just to get in your
1372
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,740
family, god damn!
1373
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,300
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cucumber.
1374
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,920
Awful.
1375
00:44:13,540 --> 00:44:14,780
Do you like raisins?
1376
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,520
How do you feel about a date?
1377
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:18,040
Ugh!
1378
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,360
It's awful!
1379
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,160
Hey, you know what?
1380
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,740
I'm not carrying an organ donor.
1381
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:26,540
But for you, I'd give you my heart.
1382
00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:29,140
What's a pencil without a...
1383
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:30,200
No, what's...
1384
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,140
I want to give you my surname, do you
1385
00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:32,720
know what I mean?
1386
00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:36,380
Life is like a pencil without a sharpener.
1387
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,760
What was it?
1388
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:39,260
Are you a time traveller?
1389
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,360
Because I definitely see you in my future.
1390
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,840
Oh, that's good, that one.
1391
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:45,760
My life is like a pen...
1392
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,720
Wait, what?
1393
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,500
I can't...
1394
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,620
Like, pencil without a sharpener.
1395
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Pointless.
1396
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I lost my number.
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Dang it!
1398
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:56,340
Can I have those though?
1399
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,420
Yeah, because your body looks like a
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Fanta bottle.
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00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,180
Are you a parking ticket?
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00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,740
Because you've got a fan written all
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over you.
1404
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,700
I used to think happiness started with
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an H, but it turns out mine starts with
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00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,020
a U.
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00:45:11,540 --> 00:45:12,720
And they're all coming for you.
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00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,220
They're all coming for you now.
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Tune in next week for another
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instalment of...
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Mechavananda!
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See you all next week there's a global
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00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,340
a list of 11 up against England's
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00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,320
finest we catch Soccer Aid for UNICEF
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00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,940
over on ITV1 tomorrow night at 6.30 but
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00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,960
back to tonight here on ITV2 we're off
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00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,360
to see how those griffins are getting
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00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,060
on with a family guy triple next85675
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