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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,853 ♪ One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock 2 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:12,356 ♪ Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,741 ♪ Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rock 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,861 ♪ We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 5 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:20,196 ♪ Put your glad rags on, join me, hon 6 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:23,000 ♪ We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one 7 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:25,168 ♪ We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 8 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,837 ♪ We're gonna rock, rock, rock till broad daylight 9 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,563 ♪ We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight 10 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,712 ♪ When the clock strikes two, three, and four 11 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,147 ♪ If the band slows down, we'll yell for more 12 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,784 ♪ We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 13 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,453 ♪ We're gonna rock, rock, rock till broad daylight 14 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:47,045 ♪ We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight 15 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,691 ♪ When the chimes ring five, six, and seven 16 00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:07,460 ♪ We'll be right in seventh heaven 17 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,880 ♪ We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 18 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:12,315 ♪ We're gonna rock, rock, rock, till broad daylight 19 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:15,924 ♪ We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight 20 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,189 ♪ When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then 21 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,592 ♪ Start a-rockin' 'round the clock again 22 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,361 ♪ We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 23 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,764 ♪ We're gonna rock, rock, rock till broad daylight 24 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:32,558 ♪ We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight 25 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:51,890 Hi, Fonzie. 26 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:55,852 Have you seen Potsie around? 27 00:01:58,809 --> 00:02:01,145 Oh, great. Thanks a lot. I'll see you, Fonzie. 28 00:02:13,823 --> 00:02:15,164 Thought you'd never get here. 29 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:17,828 - What's up? I got the message. - Not now. Later. 30 00:02:18,036 --> 00:02:21,464 Right now Ralph Malph's gonna show us his hickey. Come on. 31 00:02:22,081 --> 00:02:24,335 - Where'd you get it? - Hey. 32 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,888 Let's see it. 33 00:02:30,047 --> 00:02:31,305 Wow, look at that. 34 00:02:31,757 --> 00:02:33,015 Doesn't look like a hickey. 35 00:02:33,217 --> 00:02:35,057 Of course it doesn't look like a hickey. 36 00:02:35,219 --> 00:02:37,354 You can't walk around with teeth marks on your neck. 37 00:02:37,512 --> 00:02:40,099 Suppose your old man sees them. Don't you know anything? 38 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:42,983 Ralph. Hey, Ralph. 39 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,615 Come on. I got something to show you. 40 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:49,358 - What? - Come on. 41 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,453 I, The Jury by Mickey Spillane? 42 00:02:52,611 --> 00:02:55,161 Yeah, I bought it for you. You owe me 25 cents. 43 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:57,078 Why'd you buy it for me? 44 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,587 You'll need it for Mary Lou Milligan. I fixed you up with her. 45 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:03,546 - You did what? - You said you liked her. 46 00:03:05,748 --> 00:03:07,670 Did Mary Lou say she wanted to go outwith me? 47 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:11,345 Yeah. So I took the opportunity and I told Mary Lou all about you. 48 00:03:11,504 --> 00:03:13,972 - Hey, get off my car, huh? - Ow! 49 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:16,095 I just waxed it. 50 00:03:22,223 --> 00:03:25,236 Wow, Mary Lou's as sexy as Brigitte Bardot. 51 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:28,489 I know. I know a lot about her. I sit right behind her in English. 52 00:03:28,687 --> 00:03:31,232 There's things you probably don't know about her from English. 53 00:03:31,357 --> 00:03:34,987 - Like what? - Like she's kind of got a reputation. 54 00:03:35,193 --> 00:03:38,705 - Mary Lou? - She once even dated a sailor. 55 00:03:38,864 --> 00:03:41,284 Did she ever go outwith you? 56 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:42,838 - Are you kidding me? - She did? 57 00:03:42,992 --> 00:03:45,245 - Are you kidding me? - I don't know. Am I kidding you? 58 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:47,126 If you don't believe me, we can forget it. 59 00:03:47,289 --> 00:03:49,709 - Keep your shirt on. - Okay, well, we better get in, 60 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:51,962 because she should be there any minute. 61 00:03:52,126 --> 00:03:53,711 You know, I'm trying to develop a D.A., 62 00:03:53,837 --> 00:03:55,509 but my mother wants me to get a crew cut. 63 00:03:55,714 --> 00:03:57,007 My brother once had a crew cut. 64 00:03:57,132 --> 00:03:59,386 I know. It looked like the crew bailed out. 65 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:02,564 Listen, what'd you tell Mary Lou about me, anyway? 66 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,351 I told her you were mature and worldly. 67 00:04:06,516 --> 00:04:08,935 - Well, I hope you didn't overdo it. - I had to. 68 00:04:09,101 --> 00:04:11,023 She's not interested in going around with kids. 69 00:04:11,187 --> 00:04:13,572 She wants a man of the world. She loves seniors. 70 00:04:14,065 --> 00:04:18,121 Oh, Potsie, this is ridiculous. She's in my English and history class. 71 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:20,958 - She knows I'm a junior. - Don't worry. I took care of that. 72 00:04:21,113 --> 00:04:23,450 I told her you've been left back. 73 00:04:23,616 --> 00:04:25,288 Three times. 74 00:04:28,287 --> 00:04:30,968 I figure it'll go zero to 70 in six seconds. 75 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:33,632 It's got an lsky cam, and it's loaded with chrome goodies. 76 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:37,339 - Oh, how about seat belts? - What's seat belts? 77 00:04:37,504 --> 00:04:38,928 Like safety belts pilots wear. 78 00:04:39,381 --> 00:04:41,966 I read about them in Popular Mechanics. 79 00:04:42,425 --> 00:04:44,762 Popular Mechanics? I only read Hot Rod, 80 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:46,596 and it didn't say nothing in there yet. 81 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:47,896 - There she is, Rich. - Who? 82 00:04:48,056 --> 00:04:49,480 Mary Lou Milligan. 83 00:04:49,641 --> 00:04:50,898 Let's go. 84 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:54,189 Anyway, I got a '39 box... 85 00:04:54,354 --> 00:04:57,237 - I won't know what to say to her. - That's why I got you the book. 86 00:04:57,399 --> 00:04:59,569 Then she knows you're not inexperienced about things. 87 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:03,032 - I show her the book? - No, you read her the good parts. 88 00:05:03,196 --> 00:05:06,375 And the best way to show you've been around is, when you read, sort of: 89 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,920 Laugh it off, like you've been there already. 90 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:13,717 Wait a minute. 91 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:21,550 Gee, Potsie, I shouldn't be meeting a girl today. 92 00:05:21,714 --> 00:05:23,434 I didn't even get a chance to shave yet. 93 00:05:25,342 --> 00:05:28,308 - Hi, Mary Lou. - Hi yourself. 94 00:05:29,513 --> 00:05:32,230 Richie Cunningham, you know Mary Lou Milligan. 95 00:05:33,308 --> 00:05:36,690 - Hi, Richie Cunningham. - Hi. 96 00:05:37,396 --> 00:05:39,235 You know, I sit right behind you in English. 97 00:05:40,523 --> 00:05:43,157 I hear you breathing back there. 98 00:05:43,568 --> 00:05:46,665 Since I pulled my hair back, I can hear everything. 99 00:05:47,239 --> 00:05:50,251 Ahem. My friend Rich is reading, heh-heh, 100 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:53,089 I, The Jury by Mickey Spillane. 101 00:05:53,703 --> 00:05:55,175 Mary Lou, wouldn't you like 102 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:57,132 to hear Rich read some good parts out loud? 103 00:05:57,873 --> 00:05:59,546 Okay by me. 104 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:04,176 Heh. There, you see, Rich? Go ahead. Just read. 105 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:08,302 Yeah. Yeah, right. 106 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:17,522 "L, The Jury, by Mickey Spillane. 107 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:21,908 Copyright, 1947, by E.P. Dutton and Company, Incorporated. 108 00:06:22,063 --> 00:06:25,077 All rights reserved. No part of this book..." 109 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:29,196 You read nice, Richie. I feel like I'm in English. 110 00:06:29,363 --> 00:06:31,165 Well, I won the reading-comprehension medal 111 00:06:31,322 --> 00:06:32,995 when I graduated from grammar school. 112 00:06:33,158 --> 00:06:36,504 You're cute, you know. You look a little like Pat Boone. 113 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,085 You have a clean face. 114 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:41,836 I try and wash my face at least two or three times a day. 115 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,428 - My friend Dorothy wants to go now. - Okay. 116 00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:47,674 Oh, wait a sec. 117 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:50,093 Rich has something to ask you. Don't you, Rich? 118 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:54,180 - What? - Oh, yeah. That's right. 119 00:06:55,304 --> 00:06:57,641 I was wondering if... 120 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:04,155 I'd like to take you to a movie tonight, that is, if you can go. 121 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,577 Oh, I'm stuck tonight. I have to babysit for Mrs. Kelly. 122 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,996 Oh, well, maybe some other time. 123 00:07:12,654 --> 00:07:15,205 Tonight's all right. If you wanna help me babysit. 124 00:07:17,409 --> 00:07:19,082 Sure, I do. 125 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:25,260 Well, then, I'll see you at the Kellys' around 8:30. Okay? 126 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:27,754 - Fine. - See you. 127 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,509 So long. 128 00:07:32,799 --> 00:07:36,311 Babysitting with Mary Lou Milligan. Man, oh, man. 129 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:40,396 - You got it made in the shade. - Eight-thirty. 130 00:07:42,976 --> 00:07:45,195 Doesn't Richard look nice tonight. 131 00:07:45,644 --> 00:07:47,566 He's got stinky stuff on his hair. 132 00:07:47,939 --> 00:07:51,996 Is that what that smell is? I thought the milk was sour. 133 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,782 But you haven't touched your food, dear. 134 00:07:55,946 --> 00:07:58,711 Oh, he's touched it a lot. He just hasn't eaten any of it. 135 00:07:58,866 --> 00:08:01,500 - Is something bothering you, Richard? - No, Mom, I'm fine. 136 00:08:01,703 --> 00:08:03,789 Looks to me like he's got girl problems. 137 00:08:04,163 --> 00:08:06,132 What makes you think you're so smart, Chuck? 138 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,842 Certainly not his grades from last semester. 139 00:08:09,251 --> 00:08:11,422 Chuck is doing much better this year, dear. 140 00:08:11,628 --> 00:08:12,720 Well, why shouldn't he? 141 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:15,466 He's taking the same courses again. Right, Chuck? 142 00:08:15,674 --> 00:08:17,644 - Right, Dad. - Now, you see? 143 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:21,688 Well, I gotta go to basketball practise. 144 00:08:23,765 --> 00:08:26,186 You want any more coffee, dear? 145 00:08:27,602 --> 00:08:32,193 No. I think I'll just go out back and get some fresh air, Marion. 146 00:08:32,691 --> 00:08:34,910 Howard. Howard, HOWARD: Mm? 147 00:08:35,569 --> 00:08:38,950 Something is bothering Richard. He didn't eat a thing. 148 00:08:39,113 --> 00:08:41,415 The meal wasn't that terrific, Marion. 149 00:08:41,574 --> 00:08:43,995 - Howard. - I'm just joking. 150 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:46,165 Now, look, will you stop worrying about Richard? 151 00:08:46,329 --> 00:08:48,215 He's just got growing pains. 152 00:08:48,664 --> 00:08:51,630 And he's gonna have more pain than me because he's taller. 153 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,963 You know they're all gonna be taller than me, Marion? 154 00:08:54,587 --> 00:08:56,224 It's the fertilizer. 155 00:08:57,381 --> 00:08:58,425 What fertilizer? 156 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:02,894 The fertilizer the farmers use when they grow food now. 157 00:09:03,971 --> 00:09:07,234 - What can we do to help Richard? - Nothing. He'll outgrow them. 158 00:09:07,725 --> 00:09:11,817 I did, you did, Eisenhower did. 159 00:09:15,274 --> 00:09:17,954 I liked Truman better. He's shorter. 160 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:46,141 - You all set, Rich? - Yeah, almost. 161 00:09:46,304 --> 00:09:48,807 Well, you better get going or she'll think you're not coming. 162 00:09:48,973 --> 00:09:51,653 Now, remember, when she twists her hair, she wants a French kiss. 163 00:09:51,809 --> 00:09:53,394 And she loves when you blow in her ear. 164 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:56,568 All right, but tell me what you did so I don't do exactly the same thing. 165 00:09:56,731 --> 00:09:58,482 It might look suspicious, know what I mean? 166 00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:00,030 Yeah, yeah, maybe you got a point. 167 00:10:00,192 --> 00:10:01,235 Okay, let me think. 168 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,153 - First I turned down the lights. - Uh-huh. 169 00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:05,533 Put on "My Prayer" by The Platters. 170 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,501 Put arm around back of couch, 171 00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,745 - so it's around her... - Which arm? 172 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,045 That depends on which side you're sitting on. 173 00:10:12,204 --> 00:10:14,672 If you're right-handed, sit on the left side or vice versa. 174 00:10:14,832 --> 00:10:16,254 You keep your strongest hand free. 175 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,097 Right. And I brought this just in case. 176 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,756 - What are you, crazy? - It's a brassiere closed by hooks. 177 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,808 - So? - Hooks are hard to open. 178 00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:26,266 Did you ever take out a girl with hooks? 179 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,897 Well... 180 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,016 No, all my girls had buttons. 181 00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:34,356 Buttons? Rich, it's either snaps or hooks. 182 00:10:34,558 --> 00:10:36,030 Oh, well, I meant snaps. 183 00:10:36,227 --> 00:10:39,075 Well, you better practise, just in case. 184 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:40,951 - Practise? - Yeah. 185 00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,367 You don't say "open sesame" and it unhooks. 186 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,698 Well, I like it to be romantic. 187 00:10:45,861 --> 00:10:48,033 I'm just gonna do it my way, all right? I'm going. 188 00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:52,337 Okay. I didn't know I was dealing with Cary Grant. 189 00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:04,057 Ah. Hi, Fonzie. 190 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:06,466 Look what some jerk left on the radiator. Heh. 191 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:09,395 Boy, oh, boy, there's sure some dodoes around here. 192 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,873 What are you doing here? 193 00:11:34,116 --> 00:11:35,753 You're not afraid of Mary Lou Milligan. 194 00:11:37,453 --> 00:11:39,256 No, I... 195 00:11:39,663 --> 00:11:40,956 just never dated a girl 196 00:11:41,123 --> 00:11:43,211 who went outwith a sailor before, you know? 197 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:45,384 Are you chicken? 198 00:11:46,546 --> 00:11:48,680 No, I'm not chicken. 199 00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,262 I'm going. 200 00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:53,810 Go on. You'll do all right. 201 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,443 Hi, Cunningham. 202 00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:08,614 - Where are you going? - All the way. 203 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,879 Gee, you know, this is really a nice place. 204 00:12:29,045 --> 00:12:33,007 - I don't live here. This is the Kellys'. - Oh, yeah. I know. 205 00:12:33,174 --> 00:12:36,306 - Sit down. - Thank you. 206 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:43,945 - So let's talk. - Talk? 207 00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:46,522 - Yeah, talk. - Hmm. 208 00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:48,442 And then whatever. 209 00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:51,738 Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever. 210 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:55,364 Well, what did you wanna talk about? 211 00:12:55,528 --> 00:12:57,450 I don't know. 212 00:12:58,198 --> 00:13:00,203 - You. - Me? 213 00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:02,088 Oh. 214 00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:04,794 Well, I live on Ridge Street, 215 00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:08,466 and my father owns a hardware store on the corner of Alcott... 216 00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:10,805 We don't really have to talk. 217 00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:12,967 Oh. 218 00:13:13,212 --> 00:13:14,505 Fine. 219 00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:17,353 You know, you're right. You can talk any time. 220 00:13:17,509 --> 00:13:19,846 You can talk at school. I have a better idea. 221 00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:22,980 - Why don't we read? - Okay by me. 222 00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:26,606 Do you want me to turn down the lights? 223 00:13:26,809 --> 00:13:29,608 Yeah. No. 224 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:32,190 Only that little one. I don't wanna get eye strain. 225 00:13:32,356 --> 00:13:35,239 My mother would kill me if I came home tonight needing glasses. 226 00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:37,203 Oh, yeah. 227 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:48,800 Uhm. 228 00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:03,350 "Her eyes were blazing into mine. 229 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:12,188 I was only human. 230 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:19,366 I bent over her, taking her mouth on mine. 231 00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:25,042 Her body... 232 00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:28,957 was a hot flame." 233 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,720 - Do you feel a draught in here? - No. 234 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,387 That was me blowing in your ear. 235 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,305 Oh. 236 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,394 You wanna neck? 237 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,730 Sure. 238 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:54,402 If you think this is the right time, sure. 239 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,323 Okay. Heh. 240 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,779 Wait a minute. 241 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,381 Hmm. 242 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,842 - Didn't you like the gum? - Oh, it was a little stiff. 243 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,886 Tasted like cardboard. 244 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,515 Oh. 245 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,436 - Ow! - What's wrong? 246 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,151 You kiss funny. 247 00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:36,316 - Funny? - Yeah, 248 00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:38,647 you kiss with your mouth closed so tight. 249 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,740 Oh, did I do that? 250 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,453 You know, I wasn't even aware of it. I'll pay more attention next time. 251 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,750 Excuse me. 252 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:53,493 Could we sit down on the couch for this next thing? 253 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:56,080 - Okay by me. - Great. 254 00:15:57,205 --> 00:15:58,677 Um... 255 00:16:03,711 --> 00:16:06,048 - What's the matter? - Could we switch sides? 256 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:09,061 You see, I'm right-handed. 257 00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:11,019 Oh, sure. 258 00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:15,431 - Is that in the book? - No, I got that one on my own. Heh. 259 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:25,905 - What are you doing back there? - Back where? 260 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,202 - I don't do things like that. - You don't? 261 00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:29,905 No. I'm sorry. 262 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,951 He didn't tell me what to do if you said no. 263 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,669 - What? - Nothing. 264 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:39,081 It's just that you liked the book, 265 00:16:39,288 --> 00:16:40,710 and you twisted your hair a lot. 266 00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:44,585 I always twist my hair a lot. If you don't like it, just say so. 267 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:46,430 Don't grab my sweater. 268 00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:49,172 - You'll stretch it. - I'm sorry. 269 00:16:49,338 --> 00:16:51,011 But listen, this is real good material. 270 00:16:51,174 --> 00:16:53,855 - This won't stretch much. - Oh, let's do something else. 271 00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:56,231 Really? 272 00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,184 I mean, that's really a good idea. 273 00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:03,906 Look, there's a chess set. 274 00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:07,235 Oh. But you have to be smart to play. 275 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:09,783 - Oh, no, you don't. I'll show you. - Really? 276 00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:12,244 Sure. My father taught me. 277 00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,739 - Oh, okay. - You see... 278 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:16,616 You see, this is a castle, 279 00:17:16,782 --> 00:17:19,119 this is a knight, this is a bishop, and this is the king. 280 00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:22,672 Now, the object of the game is for you to try to take my king. 281 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:24,957 I won. 282 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:29,137 No. 283 00:17:30,337 --> 00:17:31,755 We better start from the beginning. 284 00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,424 Okay, Richie, let's dig it out. Let's dig it out, Richie. 285 00:17:38,637 --> 00:17:42,184 Come on, Rich. I'm your best friend. You can tell me. How far did you get? 286 00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:44,687 All I'm saying is Mary Lou's a nice girl. 287 00:17:44,893 --> 00:17:46,234 You didn't get very far. 288 00:17:47,062 --> 00:17:49,031 - Lay off, Potsie, will you? - Okay. 289 00:17:49,188 --> 00:17:51,490 - Okay. - Hey, Cunningham. 290 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:55,909 Dorothy Roadwald says you did a little babysitting over the weekend. 291 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,250 Well, did you? 292 00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:06,420 Tell them. 293 00:18:10,835 --> 00:18:12,472 - You know something...? - Hi, Richie. 294 00:18:13,629 --> 00:18:14,886 It was fun the other night. 295 00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:18,931 Let's do it again real soon. 296 00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:22,269 Fine. MARY LOU: Call me. 297 00:18:22,429 --> 00:18:24,019 - Sure. - Okay. 298 00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:26,569 See you. 299 00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:28,812 You did, huh, Rich? 300 00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:31,698 Well, I better go take my swings now. 301 00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:36,198 Did you, Richie? 302 00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:41,364 You kidding? 303 00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:48,291 He's my best friend. 304 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:52,095 Okay, Richie. Here's my curve ball. Heads up. 305 00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:57,548 Okay, Richard, what's bothering you? 306 00:18:57,713 --> 00:18:59,386 What? I'm in the shower. 307 00:18:59,549 --> 00:19:01,305 Well, I guessed that's where you were. 308 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:04,646 Your mother says you've been moping around here for the last couple days. 309 00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:07,105 - Now, what's the problem? - Can't we talk later? 310 00:19:07,264 --> 00:19:08,688 We're leaving for Aunt Bessie's 311 00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,985 just as soon as Milton Berle is over with. 312 00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:13,563 I need a few laughs before Aunt Bessie. 313 00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,699 I can't stand Aunt Bessie. 314 00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:17,316 - What's up? - I don't know if I can 315 00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:20,573 - talk about it with you. - Why not? 316 00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:22,823 Well, it's sexual. 317 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,547 Richard, 318 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:34,417 sex is exactly what a son should discuss with his father. 319 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,964 I mean, you don't wanna learn about it on some street corner, now, do you? 320 00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:41,260 - Now, what's the problem? - Well, this friend of mine, see... 321 00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,806 It's always a friend. 322 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:46,510 He said he did something because everybody else said they did. 323 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:49,347 He didn't wanna be the only one, so he said he did, but he didn't, 324 00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:52,236 because she wouldn't and he was embarrassed he didn't. 325 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,396 I have no idea what you're saying. 326 00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:58,985 Your mother does that to me lately. 327 00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:01,780 Here. 328 00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:03,615 Thanks. 329 00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:06,163 My friend lied to everybody about a girl. 330 00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:10,793 Oh, well, it's obvious that the lie is bothering him 331 00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:12,703 and he ought to go back and tell the truth. 332 00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:15,958 To everybody? I mean, even Fonzie? 333 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,464 - What's a Fonzie? - Arthur Fonzarelli. 334 00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:21,180 He dropped out of school. 335 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,306 Well, at least your brother will have company. 336 00:20:25,215 --> 00:20:28,014 Why do you use such hot water? 337 00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:30,098 It's a little embarrassing to tell the truth. 338 00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:31,982 I mean, for my friend. 339 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:36,812 Richard, if it was easy, there'd be no problem, huh? 340 00:20:36,976 --> 00:20:41,034 And then your friend wouldn't be moping around all the time. 341 00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:43,441 Now, when I was your age... 342 00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:44,651 Yeah? MARION: Howard, 343 00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:47,036 you're missing Uncle Miltie wearing a dress. 344 00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:49,330 I'll be right there. 345 00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:51,494 Truth is the best answer, believe me. 346 00:20:51,657 --> 00:20:53,709 Then you, your friend, the girl 347 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:58,625 and this Fonzie person will all feel much better. Take my word for it. 348 00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:01,802 Howard, hurry up. He's kissing the men from Texaco. 349 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:05,008 I'll be right there. I gotta change my shirt. 350 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,935 I just took a shower with Richard. 351 00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:16,609 He wore that same dress last week. The hat's different. 352 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:25,114 So I told all the guys I lied. Except Fonzie, and I'll tell him today. 353 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,234 That's funny. 354 00:21:27,692 --> 00:21:29,199 Funny? What's funny? 355 00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:31,573 The boys are always saying I did things with them, 356 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:32,830 and you said I didn't. 357 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,084 But we didn't. 358 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:38,005 You mean you didn't with the other guys either? 359 00:21:38,661 --> 00:21:41,959 No. Just kissing. I like to kiss. 360 00:21:42,414 --> 00:21:43,458 And you don't mind 361 00:21:43,624 --> 00:21:45,760 - what everybody says about you? - Who listens? 362 00:21:47,128 --> 00:21:48,967 Potsie listens. 363 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,636 Well, I mean, what can you do? 364 00:21:51,215 --> 00:21:54,478 The gym teacher, he told me built girls always get talked about. 365 00:21:54,635 --> 00:21:56,474 He tried to grab my sweater too. 366 00:21:57,179 --> 00:21:58,271 Mr. Brockington? 367 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:00,900 Yeah. Good old Mr. B. 368 00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:04,399 Anyway, thank you for what you did. 369 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:08,443 - Oh, well, I feel... - And I meant to tell you, 370 00:22:08,607 --> 00:22:12,201 you're very smart for someone who was left back three times. 371 00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,205 Well, I... 372 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,284 Thank you. Heh. 373 00:22:19,659 --> 00:22:22,293 Oh, hey, there's Fonzie. Well, I'll see you later. 374 00:22:22,454 --> 00:22:24,330 I'm going to the girls' room to check my face. 375 00:22:24,455 --> 00:22:27,504 - Oh, all right, see you. - Okay. Bye. 376 00:22:30,003 --> 00:22:33,265 Hey, Fonzie. Can I talk to you for a minute? 377 00:22:33,673 --> 00:22:36,176 Well, remember the other day I was telling you 378 00:22:36,342 --> 00:22:38,644 about me and Mary Lou Milligan? 379 00:22:39,846 --> 00:22:43,434 Well, the fact is... 380 00:22:44,308 --> 00:22:46,527 I played chess. 381 00:22:47,437 --> 00:22:48,729 You played with her chest? 382 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:53,327 No, chess, Fonzie. The game chess. 383 00:22:53,484 --> 00:22:55,536 - We didn't do anything. I lied. - Oh. 384 00:22:55,694 --> 00:22:59,040 - So I thought I should probably... - You know, that makes me mad. 385 00:22:59,197 --> 00:23:01,366 - I don't like to make you mad... - You know, I mean, 386 00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:03,744 seeing how you said you did, I figured you did, she did, 387 00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:05,956 so I got a date with her myself this afternoon. 388 00:23:06,121 --> 00:23:07,414 - Oh. - I'm gonna waste 389 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,171 a whole day and gas. 390 00:23:09,332 --> 00:23:13,723 - She kisses real good. - I polish my bike for a kiss? 391 00:23:13,878 --> 00:23:16,808 - I'm really sorry. - Come here. 392 00:23:17,799 --> 00:23:22,224 I'm gonna forget it this time, but no more lying. 393 00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:23,977 I'll do all the lying. 394 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:28,231 Hi, Fonzie. I'm ready. Let's ride. 395 00:23:28,393 --> 00:23:32,272 This is gonna be fun. This is really gonna be fun. 396 00:23:32,438 --> 00:23:34,906 It ain't gonna be that much fun. 397 00:23:39,736 --> 00:23:41,623 - We're in like Flynn. - What do you mean? 398 00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:44,035 I found out who gave Ralph Malph his hickey. 399 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,920 - Who? - Sue Ellen Lisky. 400 00:23:46,077 --> 00:23:48,959 - I got a Coke date with her. - Oh, gee, that's great, Potsie. 401 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,049 Listen, I can fix you up with her best friend, 402 00:23:51,206 --> 00:23:52,713 Debbie Hochhouser, who also bites. 403 00:23:54,126 --> 00:23:55,514 - No thanks. - Okay. 404 00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:58,472 - But can I ask you a question? - Go ahead. 405 00:23:59,131 --> 00:24:01,341 Can you fall in love with a girl who has a reputation? 406 00:24:02,384 --> 00:24:05,349 Write this down, Rich. There's two kinds of girls. 407 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:08,525 Those you marry, and those that got a reputation. 408 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,687 What about the ones who give hickeys? 409 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:13,400 Oh, well, they're okay, 410 00:24:13,561 --> 00:24:16,575 if you marry them before they get reputations. 411 00:24:16,731 --> 00:24:19,068 Say, how many questions you miss on the history test? 412 00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:20,818 Oh, I know I missed that one on Alaska. 413 00:24:20,943 --> 00:24:23,162 I forgot they're thinking about making it a state now. 414 00:24:23,321 --> 00:24:24,911 - Ah. Never happen. - Sure it will. 415 00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:28,205 Do you realise someday an Eskimo could become president? 416 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:29,755 Yeah. Terrific. 417 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:33,043 At the World Series, he could throw out the first snowball. 418 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,726 - Hey, my books! - Ha-ha-ha! 419 00:24:35,471 --> 00:24:36,679 Uh-oh. 30597

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