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Well, the jig was up.
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Devi and Des had been caught
rounding second...
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Des, honey,
do you know where my credit card...
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...and were now in the dugout
waiting to be ejected from the stadium.
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See? I know more sports than just tennis.
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Okay, guys, listen.
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I know you're both attractive,
vivacious young people
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with growing bodies and needs,
but I'm afraid this is a no-go.
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Why? I've had girlfriends before.
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I get that, honey,
but Nalini doesn't allow Devi to date,
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and we have to respect her boundaries.
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Oh God, look at her face.
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This punishment was gonna be stiff.
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Maybe military school?
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A year in solitary?
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A job in the mines?
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You know what? I'm going to allow it.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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I'd obviously rather you not date
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until you have received
an advanced degree of some sort,
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but since you insist
on disobeying me constantly,
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I'm just going to take a win
where I can get one.
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Nalini, what are you saying?
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Des is far better than the riffraff
I've caught my daughter with.
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He's a polite Indian boy
with a bright future,
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and aside from this nonsense,
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he's actually been
a good influence on her.
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Well...
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Are you sure? I mean, I wouldn't want you
to feel pressured into anything.
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Let's give it a try.
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And as long as you act like respectable
young people from good families,
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I approve.
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Hold the damn phone!
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Is Devi really allowed to have a boyfriend
for the first time ever?
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Holy shit. This kicks ass!
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So she just said,
"Cool, sure, kiss Des all you want"?
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Has she had any surgeries recently?
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My aunt's personality changed
after she got her knee replaced.
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Turns out she was hooked on oxy.
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No, she's totes sober.
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Can you believe it? Des and I are free.
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So what are you gonna do
now that you're out in the open?
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I have a whole itinerary.
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On Friday, he's coming
to my orchestra concert with our moms.
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On Saturday, we're bowling, and Sunday,
we're gonna PDA up by the Hollywood sign.
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Hey, if all goes well, maybe your mom
will become as loosey-goosey as Eric's.
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I heard she lets Rosalia stay the night.
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Huh.
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Man! Can't believe Eric lost his virginity
before all three of us!
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Yeah, um, but why have you not?
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We've been kinda wondering. I mean,
you've been dating Trent for over a year.
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Did all those dick taps
lead to penis probs?
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No, I'm actually the holdup.
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You? But you say words like "sensuelle"
and sleep on satin sheets.
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You're like the horniest person I know.
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Thank you, but I'm also a romantique.
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I don't want my first time
to be on Trent's trundle bed
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atop bong water stains.
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Okay, then what do you want
for your first time?
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Nothing crazy, just to be standing
on a windswept moor,
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wearing a bodice,
when suddenly a caped nobleman appears,
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and we make love against
the bricks of an old abbey.
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Mm-kay. Yeah, very specific.
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Maybe you should tell Trent
about this fantasy
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so he could, like,
buy you guys tickets to Scotland.
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No way. If I have to spell it out for him,
it ruins the romance.
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Then you may never have sex.
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Well, that's a price I'm willing to pay.
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Uh, David, love a little help
with our experiment here
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if you aren't too busy
making demented faces into your phone.
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Sorry, my mom just gave me and Des
the okay to officially date.
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So now my sexy selfies
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don't have to include
homework questions in them anymore.
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Wait. She's letting you date
blazer dork? Why?
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Because according to her,
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he was preferable to the other lowlives
she's caught me with. No offense.
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Hey, I thought your mom and I
had a good rapport.
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Clearly not good enough.
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You know what this means, right?
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Des is a weenie.
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Uh... No, he's not.
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If your mom's not worried at all
about you being with him,
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then he's gotta be a real dickless beta.
Like a full Ken doll.
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Okay, you know what? You're just jealous
that I'm in a mature relationship,
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and that you are one TV dinner away
from being like my Uncle Aravind.
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He's obsessed with the metaverse.
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Whatever. He sounds cool.
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Are you still gonna work the door
at my concert for volunteer hours?
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Yeah, but they stuck me in coat check
even though it's springtime in Los Angeles
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- and no one wears coats.
- Excellent.
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Then you'll see us as a couple,
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and see that Des isn't dickless at all.
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Ew! Why would I see that?
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- Okay, you know what I mean.
- Oh.
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All right, my phone's recording.
Let's see if baby boy got into college.
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Shit, it's not loading. Come on.
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It's okay. Just breathe.
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Here it comes.
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I'm in!
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Yes! I got into college!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Cal State Long Beach! Oh my God!
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Congratulations! You get to go to school
near one of America's busiest ports!
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Yeah!
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And I'm not even worried
about the hour-long drive.
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Finally ready to give podcasts a try.
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Thanks, bro.
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All right, I guess now
we just have to see what ASU said.
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AS what? What even are those letters?
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Arizona State University.
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Arizona, as in the state, Arizona?
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Okay, I just have to click this and...
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Oh shit! I got in!
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Oh my God!
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- I... I didn't think I could get in there.
- I didn't think you'd apply there.
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So quick question. If you were to attend
Arizona State University in Arizona,
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would you commute or...
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Uh, to Arizona? No, I'd... I'd have to move.
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Well, it's a good thing
that's your second choice.
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Congrats, buddy.
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Wow!
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Here it was,
Devi's grand debut as a girlf.
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For the first time,
Devi could experience teen romance
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without the fear
of bringing shame upon her family.
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Okay, Devi.
Have a wonderful time, okay?
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Should we find some seats
before the good ones are taken?
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Yes, let's do that.
You knock 'em dead, kiddo.
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- I'll be right there.
- Mmm.
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Hey. This is going kinda well. Did you see
your mom give me a hug in the parking lot?
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I did. She likes you.
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Yeah, and that is such a relief because,
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you know,
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I really like you.
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Des, are you being, like,
hella cute right now?
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I like to think of it as "cute sexy,"
but call it what you will.
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- Kill it up there. See you after?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, actors,
that rehearsal was mediocre at best,
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disgusting at worst.
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Please be better prepared
for our dress rehearsal in two weeks.
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Make an appointment
with Jonah for your costume fitting.
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And once I have your measurements,
no one's allowed to gain or lose an ounce.
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That is very dicey legal territory, Jonah.
Please do not.
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Hey, Eleanor, you got a minute?
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Sure, but you should know that
I'm still 35% in character from rehearsal.
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That's fine.
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So listen, I've been thinking,
and I really want to go to ASU
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and not just because everyone there's hot.
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That's only half the reason.
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I also think it would just be good for me
to go somewhere new, you know,
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but I need you...
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To help you tell Trent
because he's gonna freak?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I can do that.
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- When do you want to talk to him?
- Uh... Now?
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What?
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Trent, come in.
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Where is everyone? I thought you said
I won Student of the Month.
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I lied, Trent.
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There is no Student of the Month here,
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and honestly,
if there were, you would not get it.
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You're very bad at school.
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Fair enough.
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So what is this?
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I wanted to tell you
that I accepted a spot at ASU.
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So I am moving to Arizona next year.
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Ah...
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You guys can't smooth this betrayal over
with tasty little squirmies!
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I'm pissed!
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It's not a betrayal.
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Yes, it is!
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What about the band
that we were gonna start,
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or the men's flip-flop line,
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or the cool taco truck idea
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where the meat's on the outside
of the tortillas?
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I never agreed to any of those, man.
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Yeah, well, I never agreed
to have a suck-ass friend.
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See you never.
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Dude...
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What's that?
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A protein bar. Sorry, I didn't get
a chance to eat before I got here.
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Okay, that's no reason to ingest poison.
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I mean, it is a little processed,
but it's not poison.
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Processed and poison are synonyms.
You know that. We've talked about this.
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Hold on. I think I might have something
you can nosh on. Oh, here we go.
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Some organic seed mix. Mmm?
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Good evening.
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Welcome to the Sherman Oaks
High School Spring Orchestra concert.
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It's actually been two years
since our last spring concert,
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because as you may remember,
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I was a contestant
on Survivor last spring.
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If I had a chance to do it again,
I would make less enemies.
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In all the excitement
about Devi's new boyfriend,
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she'd forgotten that this
was her first orchestra concert
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since the orchestra concert.
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Mohan?
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Is he okay? Is he okay?
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Okay. Now, before I bring out
the entire Cricket orchestra,
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please welcome
our fabulous Senior String Quartet.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Oh my God, Devi! Are you okay?
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I... I saw my dad in the audience.
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What?
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I... I saw my dad in the audience.
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Okay. Okay. Let's just take
some deep breaths, okay?
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Inhale.
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Hold it.
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Exhale.
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Good. Let's do another one.
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Inhale.
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Exhale.
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Better?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Good.
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I'm so sorry. I feel embarrassed.
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No, no, no. Don't be.
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I am here for you, okay, honey?
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Now just tell me what happened.
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I don't know.
I've been doing really well recently.
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And then I just saw him.
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Oh, honey, you had a real scare tonight.
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Grief is strange. It comes in waves,
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and all you can do is feel your feelings
and just move through it.
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But also remember,
grief is an expression of love.
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This happened because
of how much you love your dad,
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and he loved you so much too.
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Now if you don't want to play,
you don't have to.
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I am happy to take you home...
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No, I'm okay.
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I want to.
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Thank you so much, Rhyah.
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Bring it in.
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Devi overcame
her orchestra-centric PTSD
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with the help of, let's be honest,
basically her mother-in-law.
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As she played the shit out of Liszt,
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she felt like nothing
could bring her down.
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Okay, before Nalini comes out with Devi,
we need to talk.
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- I'm not sure about you two dating.
- What? Why?
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Because, honey,
I don't think Devi is right for you.
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Don't get me wrong,
she's a wonderful girl, but...
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...earlier tonight, I found her
on the bathroom floor hysterical.
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She said she saw
her dead father in the audience.
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Oh my God. Is she okay?
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She's fine. But, honey,
that girl has a lot of problems.
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00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,167
Excuse me.
244
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:33,961
Sorry, ma'am.
245
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,838
You're overreacting. It's fine.
246
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,716
It's not fine. You are too young
to have to deal with all of that.
247
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,178
I want you to end things,
and I'm not gonna change my mind.
248
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,435
Hi.
249
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,520
You were absolutely amazing.
250
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,149
Thank you, Rhyah.
And thanks for earlier too.
251
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,653
So should we go somewhere for dessert?
Harpist's treat.
252
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,906
Or actually, harpist's mom's treat.
253
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,409
Yes, fine.
It would be my pleasure.
254
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,788
Oh, I wish,
but we should really head home.
255
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,873
Thank you, though,
for such a wonderful night.
256
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,036
- Meet you in the car, kanna.
- Yeah.
257
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,629
So, see you tomorrow for bowling?
258
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,841
Actually, I just remembered
I have a huge paper due on Monday.
259
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,426
So I... I need the weekend.
260
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,887
That's cool. How's next week?
261
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,556
Sure.
262
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,851
- You really were great.
- Mmm.
263
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,029
The concert
had been a wild success.
264
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:45,491
Devi faced her trauma,
her mom was happily Team Des,
265
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,618
and she spanked her harp solo.
266
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,664
So it must be in her head that Des
had felt a little distant all week.
267
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,917
Hey, it's been a minute.
Wanna hang this weekend?
268
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,419
You know what?
269
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,524
I forgot to tell you I'm going to Stanford
this weekend to scope out housing.
270
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,799
Text you when I get back.
271
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,760
Hey, David, do you have a minute?
272
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,137
I only need 30 seconds.
273
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,557
Sweatshirt's crazy,
pants too small, babyGap shoes.
274
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,016
Great, sick burns.
275
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,602
Listen, I actually need to talk to you
about something serious.
276
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,735
At the concert, I overheard Des's mom
tell him that he has to break up with you.
277
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,655
What? That's impossible. Rhyah loves me.
278
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,950
She said you have a lot of problems
and that he needed to end it.
279
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,450
I'm really sorry.
280
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,875
Well, then I guess you misunderstood
because Des didn't break up with me.
281
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,419
So, he's been totally normal since then?
282
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,922
Well, actually, I haven't seen him,
but that's only because he's busy.
283
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,050
- Right. He's pulling a slow fade.
- It's not a slow fade.
284
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,469
Right. Right, right.
He's just fading away very slowly.
285
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,762
You know what, Ben?
286
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,140
You've been throwing digs
at Des since you met him.
287
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,451
You're just jealous
because you're lonely, and miserable,
288
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,620
and you want everyone else
to be as unhappy as you are.
289
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,439
So, guess what?
Here's a quick fade. Buh-bye!
290
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,449
Hey there, buddy.
Haven't heard from you all week.
291
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,532
How you doin'?
292
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,496
I know it's a shock about Paxton.
293
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,916
I can tell you're upset
by your stress carving.
294
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,459
I'm not upset.
295
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,253
I always carve a tombstone
with Traxton written on it.
296
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,089
Trent, I'm your girlfriend.
297
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,173
Talk to me.
298
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,636
I just don't understand
why everyone always has to leave.
299
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,262
First, my dad goes to Napa,
300
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,641
and then my pet rat goes to the rat trap
that my mom set, and now Paxton?
301
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,518
But you and Paxton will always be friends.
302
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,479
You have to let him go.
303
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,648
Good friends don't hold each other back.
304
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,399
Oh, so you're on his side.
305
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,568
Great. Why don't you go to Arizona too?
306
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,820
Enjoy not having daylight savings time.
307
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,907
You know what, Trent? Grow up!
308
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,242
Something great happened
to your best friend,
309
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,827
and you're being selfish.
310
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:59,333
And frankly, this energy is very unsexy
to me, and I'm walking away now.
311
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,090
The next day, Ben's voice
was still buzzing in Devi's ear.
312
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,717
Ben's full of shit.
Right? Des is just busy.
313
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,521
He's literally up in Stanford right now
making sure he doesn't end up
314
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,873
in the dry dorm with the Mormons.
315
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,599
Yeah. Forget Ben. You and Des are perfect.
316
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,559
He's probably up in Palo Alto
317
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,646
bragging about his hot girlfriend
to the residence hall staff.
318
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,732
- Yeah.
- I think he's getting coffee on Ventura.
319
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,818
- What?
- Okay, so...
320
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,278
I so happened to stumble
upon Addison's Insta,
321
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,962
not that I look at it a lot or anything,
322
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,116
but they just went live from Dark Roast,
323
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,785
and you can see Des
in the reflection of their sunglasses.
324
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,622
What the hell?
325
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:44,253
Hey! How's Stanford going? Send a pic!
326
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,383
It's beautiful here!
I love the architecture.
327
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,261
Oh my God, what an asshole.
We have to confront him!
328
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,014
I wish I could,
but if I miss my costume fitting,
329
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,517
Jonah will dress me
in gasoline-soaked rags. His words.
330
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,937
I'll come with you,
and not just because Addison's there,
331
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,063
because I'm a good friend.
332
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,032
Well, well, well. I heard that Stanford
had a sprawling campus,
333
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,410
but I didn't realize that it reached
all the way down to Southern California!
334
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,536
Devi, I can explain.
335
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,789
Explain what? That you and your mom
decided to break up with me,
336
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,291
but you didn't want to let me know?
337
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,335
Yeah, you had a pretty
public conversation at my school,
338
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,212
and I got eyes everywhere.
339
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,923
Devi, I'm sorry I lied to you. I...
340
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,319
I just didn't know what to do. I mean,
I really don't want to break up...
341
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,804
- Then don't!
- I can't go against her. She's my mom!
342
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,849
I go against my mom,
like, 40 times a day. It's fine.
343
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,935
Look, Devi, you're cool and all,
344
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,022
but, like, dating you
isn't worth pissing off my mom.
345
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,776
I mean, she still pays for my phone.
346
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,157
Devi!
347
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,952
Devi Vishwakumar, come with me.
348
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,417
- Come on.
- See ya.
349
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,464
Seat taken?
350
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,643
Hey, bro, what's up?
351
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,477
Nothing.
352
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,065
Okay. Anything you want to talk about?
353
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:34,238
I just wanted to say that I'm cool
with you going to Arizona
354
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,364
on one condition.
355
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:36,865
What's that?
356
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,992
You're not allowed
to make a new...
357
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,620
...best friend there.
358
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,455
Dude...
359
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,588
Never. No one can take your place, bro.
360
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,006
You're my number one boy.
361
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,050
Bring it in, my sweet prince.
362
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,302
Yeah!
363
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,514
Guess I'll need some Mentos
to remember you by.
364
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,517
- I think you mean mementos.
- Oh!
365
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,980
That's my warming jacket for swimming.
366
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,815
Signature Paxton.
367
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,941
Looks good.
368
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,068
Oh, sick!
369
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,570
- I'll take these too.
- Okay.
370
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,573
Oh, I suppose I should leave you
with something of mine.
371
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,409
No, you don't have to do that, man.
It's fine...
372
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,332
Thanks, man.
373
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,918
Look, you know I'll come back
to visit a lot, right?
374
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,378
You and I will always be friends.
375
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,506
Yeah, Eleanor said the same thing.
376
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,800
She's really dope. Don't mess that up.
377
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,185
Hi, Nal.
We have a little bit of a situation.
378
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,647
I just witnessed Devi throw coffee
directly into my son's face.
379
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,107
Uh, it was iced coffee.
380
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,403
Still, I think it's best we pump
the brakes on this relationship.
381
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,071
As much as I love Devi...
382
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,115
You don't love me.
383
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,575
I heard what you said.
384
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,787
She told Des to break up with me
because I "had a lot of problems."
385
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,872
You did?
386
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,499
- I never said that, all I said...
- Mom.
387
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,292
Just admit it.
388
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,089
Okay. Yes, I suggested
that Des end things,
389
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,509
but I was just thinking
of what's best for both of our kids.
390
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,347
Do you really think Devi
is a danger to your son?
391
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,307
Well, she did throw coffee in his face.
392
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,683
Iced coffee.
393
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,811
Look, Nal, I appreciate
what you and Devi have been through,
394
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,397
but you said it yourself,
his future is so bright.
395
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,986
I don't want anything
to get in the way of that.
396
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,318
Rhyah,
397
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,947
how dare you come to my house
and talk about my daughter this way?
398
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,991
Devi does not have problems.
399
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,535
She's just been through
something unimaginable
400
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,207
that would break someone as flimsy as you
in an instant, and she has persevered.
401
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,043
How can you talk to me like that, Nalini?
402
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,629
I mean, I have been
such a great friend to you.
403
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,547
You don't think of me as a friend.
404
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,385
You think of me as a project
that you can, uh, feed seeds to.
405
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,761
Fine. If that's how you feel,
406
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,764
then I guess I'll take someone else
to Jessica Alba's baby food tasting.
407
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,976
Fantastic. Now, if you'll excuse me,
408
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,354
I need to eat a bag
of heavily processed Bugle chips.
409
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,313
Wow!
410
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,154
I really am sorry.
411
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:23,572
Me too.
412
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,135
Devi, you okay?
413
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,347
Mm-hmm.
414
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,393
Thanks for ripping Rhyah a new one.
415
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,644
She deserved it.
416
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:58,108
Listen, I'm really sorry about Des.
I know you were excited about that.
417
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,359
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,531
I actually thought for a second that
I was gonna be able to live a normal life,
419
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,908
but I guess I'm too much
of a freak for that.
420
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,703
You're not a freak.
Don't listen to a word of what Rhyah said.
421
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,789
Mom, she's not completely wrong, you know.
422
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,125
I am kind of a lot.
423
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,794
Before the concert...
424
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,256
...I thought I saw Dad in the audience.
425
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,303
That's okay. I see him everywhere.
426
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,515
Once I thought I saw him cut me off
in traffic, and I followed that man home.
427
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,059
Damn.
428
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,519
Um...
429
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,320
What if, um...
430
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,408
What if nobody ever loves me
because I'm always too much?
431
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,452
Oh, Devi.
432
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,538
Listen to me.
433
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,626
You're never too much,
and you're always enough.
434
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,090
And one day, you will find someone
who loves you exactly as you are,
435
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,674
just like I do.
436
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,057
I love you too, Mom.
437
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,146
Now, come downstairs,
438
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,691
and we can watch our Property Brothers
install a waterfall island.
439
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,277
Okay.
440
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:45,507
So, has your back
always been shaped this way?
441
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,009
Why? Is it deformed?
442
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,093
No!
443
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:54,015
Your back is perfect.
Just like the rest of you.
444
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,851
- Damn!
- Damn!
445
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,438
Eleanor, forgive me
for I have been a dick or whatever.
446
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,690
You were right about Paxton.
447
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,025
If you love something,
let it go to Arizona.
448
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,610
Oh, that's beautiful.
449
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,320
I can say goodbye to Paxton
450
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,824
because everything I need is right here.
451
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:13,702
Jonah, you better start working
on a new bodice
452
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,829
because this one's about to get shredded.
453
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,374
Jesus, can't you wait two minutes?
454
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:39,019
No, seriously, at one point,
we were growling at each other.
455
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,145
What?
456
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,147
El, I am so happy for you.
457
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,649
I just can't believe
you did it in the drama room.
458
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,610
I mean, it shouldn't be that shocking.
459
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,528
I've done some of my best work there.
460
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,656
But also, I know
you're nursing a broken heart, Devi.
461
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,740
- And we don't have to talk about it.
- Of course, we have to talk about it.
462
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,138
This is like the biggest news
our friend group has ever had.
463
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,789
People say your first time
is supposed to be awkward,
464
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,251
but we were perfectly in sync
like a nude pair's ice-skating team.
465
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,421
It's also crazy
that you lost your virginity standing up.
466
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:11,259
It honestly felt so natural for us.
I can't imagine ever lying down.
467
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,304
Uh, hey, guys,
I have to take care of something.
468
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,847
- Find you later?
- Yeah.
469
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,725
How do you have sex standing up?
470
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,686
Uh, hey.
471
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,856
Wait, are you drawing?
472
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,901
Yeah, if you must know,
I do it to relieve my stress.
473
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,402
Is there something you need?
474
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,571
I'm really sorry about what I said.
475
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,075
You were right. Des broke up with me.
476
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,701
Sorry to hear that.
477
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:40,705
Uh, listen,
I don't think you're miserable.
478
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,999
You're more like
a lovable crank.
479
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,002
- This apology's really bad.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, sorry.
480
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:49,756
Look, I just lashed out at you
because I was embarrassed.
481
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:53,760
I could tell I was headed towards
yet another massive romantic failure.
482
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,098
It's okay. If it's any consolation,
I think you dodged a bullet.
483
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,433
- Moms like that only get worse with time.
- Hmm.
484
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:04,896
Well, when I die a virgin,
tell people it wasn't for lack of trying.
485
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,273
You're not gonna die a virgin.
486
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,316
Mmm, I don't know, man.
It's not looking good.
487
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,170
If you're still a virgin on your deathbed,
I'll come have sex with you.
488
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,280
- Oh, really? You'd do that?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
489
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,157
Even if I'm an old bag of bones
with milky eyes and no teeth?
490
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:19,244
Yeah, sure, but don't be alarmed
if I still look great.
491
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,620
Men age better.
492
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,706
Here, good for one free boink.
493
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,043
Great. Yeah, this definitely
makes me feel less pathetic.
494
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,712
Mmm. You're welcome.
495
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,381
What you drawing? Is that a cactus?
496
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,967
What? No! It's... It's Eric.
497
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,764
Although Devi
had weathered the humiliation
498
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,975
of being dumped by her boyfriend's mom,
499
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,602
she knew she'd be okay.
500
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:47,188
She would find love again.
She just had to look to the future.
501
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,149
- Yo. Guess what?
- Mmm?
502
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,525
I'm going to ASU.
503
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,068
- Oh my God, really?
- Wow!
504
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,279
Or maybe to the past.
505
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:56,781
XOXO, John McEnroe.
506
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,207
♪ I don't wanna go to the party ♪
507
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,377
♪ I just wanna see your face ♪
508
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:14,799
♪ I'm sorry ♪
509
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,846
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
510
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:34,444
♪ I'm sorry ♪
511
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,405
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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