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Someone check on hell
because it has definitely frozen over.
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Devi Vishwakumar just walked
into school for the first time
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as Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend.
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And all she had to do was cheat on him,
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hit him with the car,
and do all his homework.
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Harry and Meghan, move over.
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This is what fairy tales are made of.
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What the hell?
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They'd been together
for two whole weeks,
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which for teenagers is basically
a lifetime of monogamy.
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Although between us,
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it had been a surprisingly
PG-13 two weeks.
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Uh, maybe not tonight?
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Uh... I had a huge dinner.
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Okay.
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How about we watch some TikToks?
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♪ Dream of you... ♪
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Hey, let's take a rain check.
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- I actually had a huge breakfast.
- Okay.
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- Uh, let's watch some TikToks.
- Cool.
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And though unusually large meals
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had interfered with the consummation
of their love,
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Devi was Paxton's official girlf.
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And for the first time,
she was feeling truly confident.
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You guys, isn't it crazy
that Paxton and Devi are together?
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I know, right? I never saw that coming.
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She's dying, right?
It's like a deathbed, last wishes thing?
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God, Paxton is just so kind.
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No, that's what I thought,
but she's like, healthy.
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Maybe she's just a huge slut.
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- Of course.
- Good observation.
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Thanks. I'm really good
at deductive reasoning.
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Yeah, the only reason a guy like Paxton
would be with a freak like Devi
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is if she puts out.
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- Totally.
- No other logical explanation.
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Do you guys think I could pull off
white contacts like Kanye?
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- Yes!
- Totally!
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The debut of Daxton was unreal.
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The hallway was littered with backpacks
people dropped in shock.
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It was awesome.
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Yeah, and you made it onto Lady Whistleboy
for the first time ever.
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Lady Whistleboy
was the school's gossip TikTok
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loosely based on a Bridgerton character
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run by a not so anonymous source.
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Are you guys banging yet? I can't wait
to read Lady Whistleboy's take on that.
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Uh, we're circling it.
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We both want to. It's imminent for sure.
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Look up.
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Oh shit!
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Uh...
What's going on with you and Trent?
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That failed attempt to look cool
was directed right at you.
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Ugh! I mean, we hung out a couple of times
over Christmas break.
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My parents definitely hate him,
which is exciting.
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Star-crossed lovers is your dream.
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I know, but it's so confusing.
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We haven't kissed yet,
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but he did leave a little bag
of weed under my Christmas tree.
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What do you guys think that means?
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Uh, that seems romantic to me.
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Uh, no, it does not!
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What up, losers?
What's good in the kingdom of rejects?
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Sorry. Still getting used
to having female friends.
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- Hi. Hello. Good morning. What's goin' on?
- Hey, babe.
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We're just congratulating Devi
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on her mic drop
of an entrance with Paxton.
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Oh, uh, I guess I missed it. Sounds cool.
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It did, right?
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Because we're a good couple?
Like, it's believable that we're together,
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and one person wouldn't have to be a whore
to make the other like them, right?
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Devi, you're overthinking it.
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And you know what?
I just thought of something.
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Depending on how
this Trent thing shakes out,
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we might all be in legit relationships.
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Here's to never being single again.
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Fabiola, I need to talk to you.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're moving to Korea?
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Eve's mom
was opening a franchise of Bar Method
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in Seoul, South Korea.
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It was her dream to teach Korean women
how to sculpt their butts
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with small repetitive movements.
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- I don't want to break up.
- Neither do I.
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Okay, then let's do long distance.
It shouldn't be that hard.
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- What's the time difference?
- Sixteen hours.
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What? Damn.
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Maps really don't do
the Pacific Ocean justice, but it's fine.
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We can do this.
I'll just stay up a little later.
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You can FaceTime me when you're home
from school. It's gonna be okay.
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Good morning, Pati. Can I help with that?
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Oh, now you want to help out?
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I was under the impression
that all you do at mealtime
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is run away and shame your family.
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Pati, please, the knife.
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The knife is the least of your worries.
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I have never been so humiliated.
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Not even the time when my sari got caught
in the escalator at the Beverly Center.
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I was half naked
in front of Bath & Body Works.
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Pati, you know how sorry I am.
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I've texted Prashant many times,
but he won't respond.
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What did you even say?
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"Oh, hey, boo.
Sorry to have abandoned you."
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"Hope we're cool. Sad face emoji."
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If you weren't so beautiful,
I would have slapped you.
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Okay, Kamala,
why don't you leave the kitchen
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- while your grandmother's furious...
- and armed?
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You did bring disgrace on your family,
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but I don't think
that's a stabbable offense.
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I would go quickly if I were you.
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Hey.
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Oh. Hey.
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So, I haven't seen you much recently,
and I...
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Wait, why are there so many photos
of Adele in your locker?
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Because she's an icon
with the voice of an angel, bro.
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- You have a problem with that?
- No, no. I love Adele.
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She's cool.
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So what do you want?
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Are you, like, pissed at me
because I'm with Devi?
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It's not anger, man.
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It's fear.
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I've seen this girl burn you once.
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It's like Adele's song "Cold Shoulder."
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"Time and time again,
you're going to play the fool."
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- I don't know that song.
- Yeah, well, you freaking should.
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I just worry about you, man. I know behind
those sculpted abs is a tender heart.
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My heart's not behind my abs.
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Oh, sure it is.
You're just afraid to see it.
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Listen, man. I appreciate
that you're looking out for me, all right?
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But I really do trust Devi this time.
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Okay, if you trust her,
then what else can I do but also trust.
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- Psych!
- Dude!
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Whatever, man.
Your nuts miss me. I could tell.
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- Hey, Devi.
- Yo.
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- Hey, ready to hit the road?
- Totally. Let's roll.
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Cool.
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The walk out of school
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was feeling a bit less triumphant
to Devi than the walk-in.
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She had been obsessing over what Shira,
Zoe, and Carley had said all day.
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Was everyone wondering why Paxton
was with someone so far beneath him?
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What did Paxton and Devi
even look like to them?
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The newest odd couple at
Sherman Oaks High is leaving the building!
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Here are some snacks
I found in my car.
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Sorry, they're mostly crushed.
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Oh, thank God.
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Can you please talk to Pati?
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I know she's disappointed with me,
but surely she doesn't want me to starve.
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Uh, I wouldn't put it past her. She did
almost try to decapitate you this morning.
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So, do you love him?
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This teacher?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Devi's English teacher, Mr. Kulkarni.
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The one you went to see
at the school that night.
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I'm not dumb, Kamala.
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He asked about you
at Devi's parent-teacher conference.
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And then he pretended he asks
about all his students' cousins.
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No, I don't love him.
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Manish is just a friend.
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Look, Kamala.
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I know this way
of getting married can seem scary.
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Things may seem out of your control,
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but you just have to look
at your parents or look at Mohan and me.
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I mean, part of the reason
why we worked is because
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our families just went into it
wanting the same things.
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I know. Uh...
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I'm just scared.
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I love my life here, my freedom.
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I don't feel ready.
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I was a third-year medical student
when my parents matched me up with Mohan.
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All I wanted to do was zap spider veins
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and buy myself a white BMW convertible
with gold rims.
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I did not have great taste back then.
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I mean, the last thing
I wanted to do was to get married.
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So, what changed your mind?
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Mohan, you know,
he was so honest and so kind,
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and when we moved here
he made me feel closer to my family,
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even though we were thousands
of miles away.
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He was my rock.
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Prashant does remind me of home.
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It's nice.
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Listen, no one's making you
get married tomorrow,
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but I don't think you should
throw away Prashant because you're scared.
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And he's so hot.
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Extremely hot.
If you don't marry him, I will.
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When you insisted
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we throw you a Happy Boyfriend party today
during our session,
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I thought you'd be happier about it.
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Yeah, I know.
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Wait, I don't understand.
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You're dating the boy of your dreams.
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He's publicly acknowledged you
as his girlfriend. Ooh!
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Wait a minute.
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Did we discover that being
in a romantic relationship
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doesn't necessarily solve
all of our problems?
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Mmm. Nice try, Dr. Ryan.
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The entire Olivia Rodrigo album
would disagree with you.
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Then why are you so down?
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I overheard some girls say that
I must be a slut for Paxton to like me.
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And not slut like
in the cool, affectionate way
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gay men say it on reality shows.
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Like, it's the only possible explanation
for why we're together.
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Devi, I am so sorry that happened to you.
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Me too. This cake cost $60,
and I'm too upset to eat it.
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Sixty dollars!
Girl, why you didn't just go to Ralphs?
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Listen, in life,
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there's always going to be some girl
in a bathroom calling you a slut, right?
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But the trick is
you don't let somebody else define you.
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When you do that,
you give them your power.
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Yeah, you're right.
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That's hella wise, Doc.
I'm gonna go bitch those girls out.
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You think I want you
to go bitch some other children out?
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- Yeah.
- No!
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I want you to ignore them.
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So, do absolutely nothing?
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Absolutely nothing is
an exercise in restraint.
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I see. Take the high road.
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- Yes.
- Sure. I could totally do that.
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Good, because it would be
very mature of you.
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It would be, and that is why
I'm going to do exactly that.
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I'm sure you will.
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Guess what, you jealous bitches. I heard
what you said about me in the bathroom.
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About your insane clothes?
You look like a children's performer.
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I do not look like a children's perform...
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Okay, there are a lot of primary colors.
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Anyways, I am not a slut,
and for your information,
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Paxton and I have not had sex.
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He likes me
for my awesome personality. I'm...
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Whoa, you and Paxton haven't had sex yet?
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- No.
- Great. That means he'll be single soon.
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Huh?
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Sweetie, Paxton's not gonna stay
with someone
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who's not having sex with him.
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He's like a man. He got armpit hair
when we were in fourth grade.
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Yeah, he's not gonna be satisfied
by only touching boobs
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and watching quirky TikToks
in bed or whatever.
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Aw, shit, Devi.
That's exactly what you and Paxton do.
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Ooh. Maybe he'll ask me to prom.
You guys want to look at dresses?
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- Yes.
- REVOLVE app.
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Oh my God, that is so cute.
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So, you want to go to dinner this weekend?
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Yeah, like heat up your mom's leftovers
and play Fortnite in your garage
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with Trent and Marcus? Sure.
240
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- Damn. Is that what our dates are like?
- Mm-hmm.
241
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That sucks.
242
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,618
No, like a real date, like romantic.
243
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,204
Have you ever been to CPK?
244
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CPK?
Aka California Pizza Kitchen?
245
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,586
Only the preeminent fast-casual
pizza chain in the US?
246
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,506
Now that's a date. I wish I could go.
247
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,134
Yeah, sure. I love pizza.
248
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:03,180
So, am I bringing a Lactaid for later,
or am I just going home after?
249
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,809
I mean, we could hang out
at my house after if you want.
250
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,895
Hmm. Great, great. Lactaid it is.
251
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:16,736
If Devi was popping Lactaids
and hanging out with Paxton after a meal,
252
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,821
that only meant one thing.
253
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,116
I'm gonna have sex
with Paxton this weekend.
254
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,701
Oh my...
255
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:29,081
I was waiting for Fabiola to say God,
but I think she's asleep.
256
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,419
Fab. Hello! You're like snoozing during
the most important news you've ever heard!
257
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:36,505
Sorry. I was up late talking
to Eve in Seoul.
258
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,674
I don't know
how much more I can take of this.
259
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,553
Hey, guess what? I could burp your name.
260
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,473
Eleanor.
261
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,103
Well, that was sort of sweet, I guess.
262
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,105
Devi's head was swimming.
263
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,859
She was with the hottest boy in school,
and it was becoming clear to her
264
00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:00,362
that certain sexual expectations
went along with that.
265
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,992
Thank God she could just disappear into
a normal class and not think about it.
266
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Good morning, young scholars.
267
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Get your draft cards ready
because today we start our unit on...
268
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the Vietnam War.
269
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:30,184
This is a story
about an incredibly rash decision
270
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that ended in devastating consequences.
271
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We bowed down to pressure from others,
272
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,858
not because it was the right thing to do,
273
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,569
but because of our own precious egos.
274
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,322
However, soon we realized
we were in over our heads,
275
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and our actions left us with nothing
but embarrassment and shame.
276
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,788
And by the time we pulled out,
our innocence was lost.
277
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,917
Blood was everywhere.
278
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,463
That's right, Devi. It is gasp-worthy.
279
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,465
Your homework assignment.
280
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,093
Listen to the Forrest Gump soundtrack.
281
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,805
At least to the mid-'70s
before Jenny gets into heroin.
282
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,184
Hey, Mr. Shapiro, another inspiring class.
283
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,188
I actually felt like
I was at the fall of Saigon.
284
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,105
Thank you. That was my goal.
285
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,650
Did you happen to get my email
requesting additional extra credit?
286
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,778
I did. Uh, unfortunately,
the answer is no.
287
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,697
What? Why?
288
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,217
To be honest, you've already got
an A-triple-plus in my class.
289
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,719
If I go any higher, I'll need permission
from the school board.
290
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,579
Mr. Shapiro, I know that an A-triple-plus
291
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,622
seems like a good grade
for someone who went to...
292
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,082
Sarah Lawrence.
293
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,252
Of course,
but I am trying to get into an Ivy
294
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,797
with an incredibly small acceptance rate,
so I need a little help here.
295
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,175
As insulting as this interaction has been,
296
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,219
I'm gonna have to stick
with my original decision.
297
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,680
- No more extra credit, Ben.
- Ugh.
298
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:54,310
And Sarah Lawrence has a 53%
acceptance rate. It's pretty competitive.
299
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,814
Damn, that was crazy.
300
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,526
I know. Mr. Shapiro should be begging
to grade my extra credit assignments.
301
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,069
My prose is freaking lyrical.
302
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,780
No, I meant you. You were the crazy one.
303
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,781
Me?
304
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,705
You have to be intense about grades
if you want to go to a good college.
305
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,584
Okay, wait. Have you not thought
about where you want to go to college?
306
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,458
Not really. I figured I'd just go to
Cal State Northridge where my cousins go.
307
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:23,339
Wow. Well, I want to go to Columbia
like Barack Obama and Jake Gyllenhaal.
308
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,716
We had our Bar Mitzvahs
at the same temple.
309
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,302
Jake and me, not President Obama.
310
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,930
Ah. Sounds cool.
Maybe I'll apply there too.
311
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,765
What?
312
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,648
- Kamala?
- Hi. I brought cashew brittle.
313
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,026
It's delicious, and it's on
the pricier end of their offerings.
314
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,861
I have a deadly nut allergy.
315
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,781
Was your purpose to kill me after
humiliating me in front of my family?
316
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,200
Prashant, wait.
317
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,118
I am so sorry.
318
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,744
I just panicked.
319
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,457
My grandmother and my aunt convinced me
that you were going to propose.
320
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,917
I was going to propose.
321
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,603
- You were?
- Yeah.
322
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,347
Why do you think I brought
my parents here? To see Universal Studios?
323
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,507
They've been to the better one in Orlando.
324
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,884
- Oh.
- Why are you here, Kamala?
325
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,928
To win you back?
326
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,931
I don't think you actually want me back.
327
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,600
Sure, I do. You're such a great catch.
328
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,518
I know I am.
329
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,312
But, apparently, the thought
of me proposing to you made you flee.
330
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,563
I'm ready for marriage.
331
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,274
I want to take that next step
and to have a family.
332
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,693
And I thought you did too.
333
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,363
I do theoretically,
but I still have my fears.
334
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,116
Honestly, I didn't love the advice
you gave me about my work.
335
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,868
And I worry that that means
you won't support me professionally.
336
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,788
And sometimes, when I picture our wedding,
I feel physically ill.
337
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,290
But that doesn't mean
that I want to lose what we have.
338
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,377
From what you just told me,
I don't think we have anything.
339
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,795
No, that's not true.
340
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,132
I mean, we have terrific sexual chemistry.
341
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,551
I would agree with that.
342
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,722
Okay, look, maybe it's true that
I don't necessarily want to marry you,
343
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:58,767
but it might just be
that I don't want to marry anyone.
344
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,438
Well, then it's probably better
that we know that now.
345
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,023
Goodbye, Kamala.
346
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,822
I can't believe
I'm gonna lose my virginity tonight.
347
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,533
Okay, and we assume
you've already called the PTA meeting.
348
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,617
PTA meeting? What's that?
349
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,162
Pits, tits, and ass.
350
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,580
You gotta keep it fresh in there.
351
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,790
God, I hate knowing
that acronym.
352
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834
Yes, my PTA are squeaky clean.
353
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,296
I wiped them down with old alcohol wipes
from when I got barbecue take out.
354
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,257
It hurt like a bitch,
but thanks for helping me get ready, guys.
355
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,800
It really means a...
356
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,343
Fab! What the hell?
357
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,929
Congratulations on doing sex.
We are so proud of you.
358
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,475
Dude, you can't keep doing this
long-distance thing. It's not healthy.
359
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,809
Yes, I can.
360
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,229
I love Eve, and it'll be so worth it
when I can visit her in 60 months
361
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,398
after I've saved up my allowance
for airfare.
362
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,193
Mm-hmm. I don't know, guys. It's weird.
363
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:53,614
I'm obviously mega horny for Paxton,
but kissing to intercourse in two weeks?
364
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,115
Isn't that kind of fast?
365
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,035
So don't have sex with him.
I'm not having sex with Ben.
366
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,953
Oh, that's interesting.
367
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,207
Not to me personally,
but for this group of girls.
368
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,751
Devi, you don't have to do it
if you aren't ready.
369
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,878
But Shira, Zoe, and Carley said
370
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,090
that Paxton won't stay with a girl
who doesn't have sex with him.
371
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,013
Don't listen to them.
They don't know anything.
372
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,384
Thanks, Fab.
373
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,654
Even if they're right,
what's the worst that can happen?
374
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,099
Paxton dumps you, and your popularity
plummets into the toilet again.
375
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,227
So what?
Isn't your integrity more important?
376
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,980
Also, many sexless people
have very fulfilling lives.
377
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,067
They just channel their extra energy
into other pursuits.
378
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,944
Like, you could raise bees.
379
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,946
Raise bees?
380
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,240
Gonna be honest, guys,
this advice low-key sucks.
381
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,660
Sorry. I don't know why
I'm freaking out.
382
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,495
I've wanted to have sex
with Paxton forever,
383
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,831
and it's probably gonna be
some magical deflowering
384
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,833
that I write a poem about or some shit.
385
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,167
I'm gonna do it.
386
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,379
Yes, queen! And now,
the most important question.
387
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,839
What is your panty situation?
388
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,091
Mmm. Boy shorts
with South Park characters on it.
389
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,676
The fly is Cartman's mouth.
390
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,638
Right. I know how to fix this.
391
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,768
Ooh la la.
392
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,854
What are you doing?
393
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,397
Uh...
394
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,940
Your laundry.
395
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,663
I know that's a lie. You don't even know
where the washer/dryer is.
396
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,694
Uh, yeah, I do.
397
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,114
I want to say... kitchen?
398
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,283
Okay. Fine.
399
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,120
I needed to borrow some sexy underwear
because I'm dating someone.
400
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,997
Yes, Paxton. I know.
401
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,541
I've run into him a few times
in our Jack and Jill bathroom.
402
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,043
You're lucky your mom doesn't know
that you're dating him.
403
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,461
Wait, why do you need...
404
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,422
Oh my God, Devi.
405
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,508
Are you going to have sex?
406
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,218
- Is he pressuring you?
- No.
407
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,722
- I want to. I'm excited about it.
- Uh-huh.
408
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,765
Sit down. Let's talk.
409
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,227
Devi, sex is a big deal.
410
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,939
When you sleep with someone,
you're the most vulnerable you'll ever be.
411
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,276
And if you rush into that,
you could get really hurt.
412
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,445
Like, down there?
413
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,822
No, Devi, like, emotionally.
414
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,324
Ah.
415
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,617
I've learned the hard way
416
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,578
that you shouldn't do anything
on anyone's schedule but your own.
417
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,455
Are you talking about Prashant?
418
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,039
Yes.
419
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,084
I'm not going to marry him
because I'm not ready.
420
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,254
And you shouldn't have sex yet
unless you're ready.
421
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,549
The problem was,
Devi, like most teenagers,
422
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,718
had no idea what she was ready for.
423
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,930
All she knew was that she was
certainly not ready to be dumped.
424
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,806
I'm not trying to be mean.
425
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,851
I'm just saying I've never seen
anyone eat that much pizza.
426
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,438
It's almost like you were trying to stall
before you were coming home with me.
427
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,233
Stall? Are you crazy?
428
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,525
Why would I want to delay
429
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,819
the momentous night
we have ahead?
430
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,821
♪ Clementine ♪
431
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,448
♪ Trying to erase you ♪
432
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,784
♪ From my spotless mind ♪
433
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:48,038
♪ Hit fast-forward
But I'm stuck in rewind ♪
434
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,249
♪ Trying to erase you ♪
435
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,541
♪ Clementine... ♪
436
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,836
- Ow. Ow, ow. My ear, my ear! Ow, ow.
- Oh, oh, oh.
437
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,214
You good?
438
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,966
Yeah.
439
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,052
Totally good. Don't know why I decided
to wear statement earrings.
440
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:07,266
♪ Ferrari white tears
You cut 'em up in the mirror ♪
441
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,394
♪ Now she's moving on
But I'm still here... ♪
442
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,019
I'm ready.
443
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:16,400
♪ You're cutting me loose
I'm kinda confused... ♪
444
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,443
I'm ready.
Just put it in and get it over with.
445
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,741
Paxton?
446
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,078
Hey, wha... what's up?
447
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,662
Why'd you stop?
448
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,249
I'm so close.
449
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,960
Devi, your hands were
in tight little fists.
450
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,630
And you were so stressed out,
I think I heard you crack a tooth.
451
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,465
Wha... Um...
452
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,137
I don't think I'm ready to have sex.
453
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,348
I understand if you want
to break up with me.
454
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,476
I know you don't date girls
who don't put out, so it's cool.
455
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,521
That's not true. I can go slow.
456
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,317
Okay, but what does going slow
mean to you?
457
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,819
Like non-stop 69ing?
'Cause I don't want to do that.
458
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,487
What? No.
459
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,577
Look, Devi, I only want to do
what you're comfortable with.
460
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,706
Well, what if what I'm comfortable with
461
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,625
is just going to second base
during scary movies?
462
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,253
- Then I'm cool with that.
- Really?
463
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:19,963
Yeah.
464
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,092
- You want to watch some TikToks?
- Yeah.
465
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,013
So we decided to take it slow.
466
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,656
He didn't even get to see the G-string
I made out of my shoelace.
467
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,893
- That's awesome, Devi.
- Good for you.
468
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,355
I mean, we did silkscreen
this "Plowed by Paxton" t-shirt for you,
469
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:40,233
but I guess I can give it to someone else
who had sex with him. I'm proud of you.
470
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,944
Apricot conditioner, so no flaking.
471
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,738
So, any updates on Trent?
472
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:49,534
Ugh! No, I've given up on him.
He ghosted me on text.
473
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,818
I guess I misread the signals.
474
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,874
Here are your graded pop quizzes
on the Tet Offensive.
475
00:22:55,957 --> 00:23:00,921
And, frankly, what I find offensive
is how ill-prepared so many of you were.
476
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,216
I guess I'll have to go back
to teaching with textbooks
477
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,510
instead of the films of Robert Zemeckis.
478
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,804
I got a flat 100?
479
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:12,557
But I wrote an extra page
on LBJ's inability to de-escalate the war
480
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,685
and Lady Bird Johnson's lack
of fashion compared to Jackie O's.
481
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,437
I told you, Ben, no more extra credit.
482
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,941
An 82? A freaking 82?
483
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:24,152
Hey, I also got an 82! Ha! We're the same.
484
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,114
Eleanor, up top!
485
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:31,451
I don't know how this happened.
I've never gotten below an A before.
486
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:35,497
In that moment,
Fabiola knew what she had to do.
487
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,043
Hey, I think we should talk.
488
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,423
Sure,
would 2:30 a.m. your time work?
489
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:48,135
Ooh, an 84. Suck on that, Trent.
490
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,352
Eleanor!
491
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,732
How could you leave me
hanging back there with my high five?
492
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,610
It cuts me deep
that my girl would do that to me.
493
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,238
Um, I'm sorry. Your girl?
494
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,489
Are we dating?
495
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,450
Because you haven't texted me back
in forever.
496
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,743
Oh, that's because I changed my number.
497
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,830
I found out that 1-800-0FS-GIVEN
became available.
498
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,415
Not that I even give an f.
499
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:22,377
Okay, so just to clarify,
you have a toll-free cell phone number?
500
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,504
- Yeah.
- And you like me?
501
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,422
Romantically?
502
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505
Yeah.
503
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,759
Okay, because that wasn't
really clear before.
504
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,512
Oh, well, let me be clear then.
505
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:40,562
♪ Don't wanna call
But I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪
506
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,899
♪ Can't help it if I do ♪
507
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,193
♪ Don't wanna call... ♪
508
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,527
- Wow.
- Sick.
509
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:52,449
- Hey.
- Hi.
510
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,868
Well, how's everything going?
511
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,161
The, you know...
512
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,999
Things are really good.
513
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,753
Good. Since you're a late bloomer,
514
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,671
I just wanted to offer my advice
515
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,841
as someone with more romantic
and sexual experience.
516
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,219
- Mmm. How kind of you.
- Yeah, no problem.
517
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:16,598
Great, well, all right.
I'll, uh, see you later, David.
518
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:17,807
Mmm.
519
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,020
Hey! You three!
520
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,525
I want to let you guys know that Paxton
and I decided to take things slow
521
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:30,278
because we are in a mature,
committed, respectful relationship
522
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,197
that the three of you
would never understand.
523
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,243
What? We didn't hear you
because we had in our earbuds.
524
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:41,122
I was just saying that Paxton and I
are taking things slow, and we're good.
525
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,625
Okay.
526
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:47,504
It's just that you said some
pretty mean stuff about us before, so...
527
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,839
- I don't think so. Doesn't sound like us.
- Mm-mm.
528
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,049
No, you definitely did.
529
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,801
She said we're not mean.
530
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,220
And you labeling us that
makes you a bully.
531
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,889
The prettiest girls at school
are always the ones people bully.
532
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,349
Mm-hmm.
533
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:02,185
Right then
Devi learned a valuable lesson.
534
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,104
She was nothing to these girls.
535
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:07,399
So maybe what they said
should mean nothing to her.
536
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,069
Thank you.
I got a lot out of this conversation.
537
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,737
- Great chat.
- Bye.
538
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:13,989
- Great stuff. Bye.
- Bye.
539
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:19,077
So, Devi, how was your evening last night?
Was it eventful?
540
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,790
It was not. I did not consummate my plans.
541
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,543
What is this?
Why are you both talking weird?
542
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:27,752
Nothing, Mom.
543
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,589
- Yo! We got idli and sambar? Noice!
- Mm-hmm.
544
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,257
That definitely sounds more normal.
545
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,969
So, Nirmala Mami, how was
your water aerobics class this morning?
546
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,652
You still floating away,
or did you find a way to anchor yourself?
547
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:39,639
Nobody cares, Nalu.
548
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,933
Kamala, did you talk to Prashant?
549
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:43,935
Is the wedding on or not?
550
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,647
Because we need to start booking flights
for family coming from India.
551
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:51,943
I did speak to Prashant.
It was an illuminating conversation,
552
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,363
and I think we came to a mutual agreement
which we are both very happy with.
553
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:59,117
We have decided
to not move forward with our relationship.
554
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,513
But I think it's going to be
a positive thing for me, because...
555
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:06,833
Oh, you do? I'm glad to hear it,
because I'm never speaking to you again.
556
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:11,296
Devi, you are
my only granddaughter now. Enjoy.
557
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,359
All right, Mami...
558
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,143
Okay, well,
things were looking up.
559
00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:20,388
Devi was somehow,
for the first time, the family favorite.
560
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,558
She was in a healthy relationship
with her dream guy,
561
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,935
and she had learned
to ignore all the haters.
562
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,658
You better watch out, Devi.
563
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,316
Paxton Hall-Yoshida
is not who you think he is.
564
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,986
Yeah,
it's gonna be hard to ignore that.
565
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,405
♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪
566
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,370
♪ But they're not for me ♪
567
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,251
♪ They're for my best friend ♪
568
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,008
♪ And your best friend ♪
569
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,765
♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪
570
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,731
♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪
571
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,027
♪ But they're not for you ♪
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