All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie (1965) - S01E18 - Is There an Extra Jeannie in the House (480p DVD x265 Silence)_track3_[eng]

[♪♪♪]

Drink up, darling,

and old Roge'll open up
another bottle of champagne.

It's almost 3:00
in the morning.

In China, it's noon.

We're not in China.

However, my uncle
just may send you there

if you don't get me home.

He's going to be furious.

Don't panic, darling.

Doesn't he know
you're out with me?

That's why he's going
to be furious.

Did you like the scampi?

It was divine.

[SIGHS]
It was nothing.

I didn't know you liked
to fool around in the kitchen.

Mmm.

With a little encouragement,

I can be a lot of fun
in the living room too.

It is exactly 3:04.

I'll tell you what, darling.

One more sip
and then, uh--

then I'll take you home,
okay?

Hmm? One more sip?
Okay.

One more. One more sip.

[CHUCKLES]

Don't go away.

Hey, Jeannie.

Hey, Jeannie, everything's
working out great.

Oh.

Jeannie,
you can come out now.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Tony, T-Tony.

What were you doing
in the bottle?

I sent Jeannie home.
Shh. Not so loud.

You can't do that.
I'm not through with her.

Oh, yes, you are.

When I said you could borrow
Jeannie,

I didn't know what I was
letting that poor girl in for.

Now look, you haven't given her
a moment's rest.

Maybe I did get
a little carried away,

but I've never had a 24-course
meal before.

Tomorrow night I'll have her
do a cheese sandwich.

Forget it, Roge. Forget it.
I mean, the party's over.

You see, I'm not loaning Jeannie
to you anymore.

[LOUDLY]
If there's one thing--

If there's one thing I can't
stand, it's a selfish astronaut.

What if I found her
inside that bottle on the beach?

Good night, Roge.

I'll let myself out
the back way.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Someone's got to set
Dr. Bellows'

clock back three hours.

You said Jeannie was going
to set it back for me.

You know what?
What?

You got big problems, buddy.
Jeannie's asleep.

Good night.

[♪♪♪]

You're doing fine,
Captain Healey, just fine.

Now, shall we try it again?

If the big hand
is pointing straight up

and the little hand is pointing
out that way, what time is it?

Three o'clock, sir.

Right you are, captain.
And would you believe it,

my watch looked just like this

when you brought
my niece home last night.

Yes, but I can explain that,
sir. Uh--

I issued a directive last week

in regard to a voluntary curfew
for all astronauts.

To facilitate certain tests,
and to safeguard your health,

I asked you gentlemen
to be in by 11 p.m.

Why did you ignore
the directive?

Uh, well, you see, uh,
your niece--

Your niece and I were involved
in a heated discussion.

Only three guesses
per astronaut.

Yes, sir.

Blatant disobedience.
No excuse, sir.

Ah.

Concise, to the point,
and right on target.

Captain, I've decided
that you need a vacation.

Vacation, sir?
Well, you're very kind, sir,

but I've got a lot of work
piled up and I really--

Take it along with you.

It'll give you something to do
for the next 30 days.

Have I-- Have I decided where
I'm going on my vacation, sir?

Indeed you have.

You are headed
for Andromeda Inlet.

Andromeda Inlet?

[SIGHS]

Anyway, that's--
That's what Dr. Bellows says.

Uh, I can't even find it.

It's a remote island
somewhere in the Celebes.

I'm serving 30 days
as a lone Army observer

in the Navy's Neptune Project.

Ah, unless--

Forget it! Forget it!

Jeannie is not gonna help you.

Aw, be reasonable.
One blink from her

and Dr. Bellows
would change his mind.

You've gotta ask her
to help me out.

Roger, she's worn out.
I don't even let her help me.

I forgot my briefcase
this morning

and I'm going to go back myself
and pick it up.

You forgot your briefcase,
master.

Oh, Jeannie,
you didn't have to do that.

You better rest.

But while you're here,
I have a little problem.

Dr. Bellows is going
to send me away.

Oh, that is terrible.

You see?
She understands.

May I help
your unfortunate friend?

My unfortunate friend

is just going to have to learn
to help himself.

And that's final, Roge.

No, if he wants
any more magic,

he'll have to find
his own genie.

Oh, that is an excellent idea,
master.

May I summon my cousin Marilla?

Who?
What?

My cousin, Marilla.

She was a genie when
I left Baghdad 2000 years ago.

Oh, I'm sure she would love
to serve Captain Healey.

Marilla?

My own genie?
No! No, Roge--

How long would it take her
to get here

if she hopped on a rug
this afternoon?

Oh, it would take her
no time at all.

N-- Roger, I said no
and I mean no.

All we need is another one
of her running around.

One genie in Cocoa Beach
is quite enough.

Master, if I may not help him,

may I please ask you
to help him?

Jeannie, look,
I don't want to have to--

Well, maybe I was a little...

too rough on him, huh?

Okay, I'll fix it.

Alrighty.

Hello.
Dr. Bellows please.

Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows.

This is Captain Nelson here.

Yes, I wonder if you could do me
a little favor, sir.

Ah. There we are.

I'll be gone for about a month,
Mr. Billings.

I'd sure appreciate it
if you'd kind of

keep things
straightened up here.

No trouble at all, captain.

Uh, would you mind
feeding my fish?

You know, changing the water.

Captain Healey, you're talking
to an American citizen,

right?
Right.

What kind of patriot
says no to an astronaut?

Oh, thank you
very much, Mr. Billings.

Well, uh, don't forget
to take care of the fish.

I gotta go over to the base
and check out.

[♪♪♪]

Well, this is the apartment.

Right.

This place is gonna
work out great.

Oh, well, I'll say.

We'll rehearse all week,
we'll get the act in shape

and then maybe
we can get some bookings.

Oh, I meant to tell you.

Watch with the pigeons
and the rabbits

when you open
the front door.
Why?

Well, the owner don't allow
no pets in the building.

Quiet as mice.

Good. Good.

And, uh...

if you need anything, holler.

Oh, uh, Arnie,

do you still cut Myrt in half
with the band saw?

Oh, yeah.
That's our flash finish.

Well, if you try it out up here,

make sure that the shades
are pulled down, will you?

Well, it's our joint
for 30 days.

Let's say we open the trunk.

Here's one. Here's one.
My favorite trick.

Ladies and gentlemen,
"Magic Factory."

Hello?
What's the matter with this?

Ow!

It's all right.
It worked this morning.

Get the--

[MUTTERING]

Captain Healey,
what are you doing here?

I came back to pick up
some notes I forgot.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, that's smashing,
that's smashing.

That's great, great.

Marilla.

Marilla.

Jeannie, you did it.

You sent me Marilla.

You sent me Marilla and a--

And a friend.

Oh!

Uh, you have my permission
to speak.

Uh, your na--

What's your name?

I'm kno--

I'm known as Abdul the Great.

Oh, pretty pleased to meet you,
I'm sure.

Nice meeting you.

Do you mind
if I just call you Abdul?

No, no.

You can call me "master."

BOTH:
Master.

Boy, oh, boy, am I glad
to see you two.

Yeah?

You mean you aren't mad
about us being here?

You'll let us stay here
for the whole 30 days?

Thirty days?
I'm never gonna let you go.

Look, you two
sure got here in a hurry.

You must've had
that magic carpet of yours

opened full throttle
all the way from Baghdad, huh?

[ALL LAUGH]

Well, have you--?
Have you talked to Jeannie yet?

Jeannie?

What do you call your cousin?

I call him Harry.

[MOUTHS]
Harry.

I don't remember any Harry,

but she sure thinks
a lot of you.

She thinks you're one of the
greatest genies in the business.

She does?

Yeah, if you're half
the genie Jeannie is

I'm gonna be a happy astronaut.

You, uh-- You folks
work the same way?

You know:

Is that the way you do it?

Is that--?

Is that the way we do what?

I see I asked
the wrong question, huh?

Huh? Okay.
Professional secret?

Okay, you don't ask me
how to fly a space capsule,

and I won't ask you
how you do your work.

Is that fair enough?

Oh, uh...

anything you say, uh...

master.

"Master." "Master."

You don't know
what the word does for me.

That makes me feel
12 feet tall.

It does?

And you just don't send

that big man
to Andromeda Inlet.

No, sirree.

Not when the little man
who issues the orders

is going to change his mind.

And that's exactly what you're
going to do for Dr. Bellows.

You better
get on it right away.

The plane I won't be on
leaves in half an hour.

Look, just make yourself
at home here,

and if you have any questions,

I'll be over
at Captain Nelson's, okay?

You two can just, uh...

pop in.

Pop in.

I--

I suppose it figures,
doesn't it?

What does?

A fellow walks all those miles
out in space,

something's gotta happen,
isn't it?

[SINGING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I'll get it.

[SIGHS]

Yes?

Oh, hi, Roge.

Good morning.
Good morning.

Ah, there's
the little old miracle worker.

Oh, what is this?

A little token
of my appreciation.

Boy, you really
go all out.

I asked for one
and she sends two.

Two what?

Abdul the Great,
and I mean great.

Boy, you should see him.

I'd like to.
What does he do?

Well, I don't know
what his specialty is.

He's kind of
an all-around man.

Handyman?

I suppose
you could say that.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, uh, Jeannie,
do you mind?

Thank you.

Boy, I can't wait
to see Abdul do that.

What are you talking about?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, Dr. Bellows.
Oh, excuse me.

I saw Captain Healey's car
outside and I--

Oh.

Captain Healey.

I, um-- I wanted to give you
the good news myself.

You're not sending me away,
right?

That's right.

I've decided
that you're needed here.

And this decision came as quite
a surprise to you, didn't it?

Roge, you're feeling all right,
right?

I never felt better in my life.

Look, don't worry about a thing.

You're not going to have
any more trouble with me

because I'm not going to have
any more trouble with you.

Right? Okay?

'Cause all you need
is the right friends, right?

Right. Look, I'll say hello
to your niece for you

and say goodbye
to you-know-who.

Goodbye.

[♪♪♪]

You know, I'm really worried
about Roger.

He's acting like a wild man.

Did you hear him tell
Dr. Bellows off this morning?

Hm.

He sounds as if
he's got you behind him.

He sounds--

Jeannie, you're not
helping Roger, are you?

Of course not, master.
I promised that I would not.

All right.

Mm-mm.

I better give him a call.

Oh, thanks.

I could've done that, you know.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello.

Ehhh, who's this?

This is Ma--

Marilla.

Is this you, master?

"Is this me, master"?

Jeannie.
Jeannie, you lied to me.

Oh, but I do not lie.

Hey, are you there?

Who is it, Myrt?

I don't know.
They won't answer.

[STUTTERING]
I have your cousin on the phone.

Do you want to talk to her?
My cousin?

Yeah, you know, Marilla.
Remember?

But I did not--

Hello.
Marilla?

Yeah, this is Marilla.
Who is this?

Well, this is your cousin,
Jeannie.

I got another one of them.

Hello, Jeannie.

It's been a long time.

How's the family?

Uh, how did you get here?

I came with Abdul.

Oh, Marilla has brought
a friend with her.

MYRT:
By flying carpet.

Oh, she came
by flying carpet.

Jeannie,
we're getting out of here.

But I-- I--
Come on.

[♪♪♪]

They hung up.

Boy, we've really landed
in a den of kooks.

Come on,
we better get dinner ready.

Are you sure this is all right
with my uncle?

Listen, you just leave
your little old uncle to me.

I've planned a meal tonight
that just won't stop.

Pottage oriental, pheasant,
truffles, baba rum.

[SNIFFS]
Smell that?

It smells like
something's burning.

But that's impossible.

I've hired two of the greatest
chefs in the world.

Abdul and Marilla.

They wouldn't know how
to burn anything if they tried.

Excuse me a minute.

[COUGHING]

Hey, wait a minute.
What's going on out here?

Oh, hiya, master.

We're cooking.

What is it, old shoe?
It smells terrible.

Sorry, I thought you'd like it.

I hate to offend you, Marilla.
It's just when Jeannie cooks,

everything seems
to come out so great.

Oh, you mean
my cousin Jeannie?

Look, maybe this isn't
what you do best.

Do you have some specialty?
Oh, yes.

Now we're getting somewhere.
What is it?

Sawing people in half.

We'll eat, uh,
in 10 minutes.

It won't be ready
for two hours, master.

Dinner won't be ready
for a couple of hours.

I guess they're on Baghdad time
out there.

I promised my uncle
I'd be home early tonight.

Look, I told you not to worry
about your uncle.

Well, he's been
a bit edgy lately.

How can you tell?

He's up for a promotion.

You-- You mean they're--?

They're going
to send him away?

No, he was supposed to be made
head of the Medical Department,

but he doesn't think
he's going to get it.

Some machine in Washington
decides who's right for the job.

He's jumpy because he thinks
he won't get the job?

That's right.

And if he gets the job,

he'll be in a mellow mood
and get off my back?

He's already heard
that he's not gonna get it.

Sheila?

Mm-hm?

There are not too many people
I can tell this to,

but I'm probably as influential
as anyone here on Cocoa Beach.

Twice as influential.

Your uncle wants that job,

I'm going to give it to him.

You're going to give it to him?

I mean I'm going to see
that he gets it.

You know someone
that could help?

You, uh--
You might say that.

You're marvelous.

[SIGHS]
I won't argue with that.

Look, little one,

if you could have anything
in the world you wanted

what would you choose?

Oh, I don't know.

I've always wanted a mink coat.

You got it.

What do you mean
I've got it?

Just what I say.
It's yours.

Just like that?

Don't get me wrong.

No strings attached.

It's just that
I have this thing

about wanting to see
pretty girls happy.

You're a pretty girl,
you got a mink coat, it's yours,

and now you're a happy,
pretty girl.

Roger!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

TONY:
Roger! Roger, open up!

I know you're in there.

It's my other
influential friend.

Excuse me.

Tony. Jeannie?

Jeannie!

Captain Nelson, uh,
this is Dr. Bellows' niece.

Hello.

And this is his...

friend, Jeannie.

Where is she?
Where's who?

Marilla. Marilla.

Oh, what a treasure.

I can't thank you enough.

So you didn't bring her here,
huh?

Well, I told you
I did not.

She came by flying carpet.

This is some kind
of wartime code, isn't it?

It's wartime,
all right.

Marilla?

They're calling us again.

Boy, they sure expect a lot of
service for a free month's rent.

For two cents I'd tell him
to take his apartment--

Ah!

Let's humor him
a little bit, huh?

I'm sick and tired
of sleeping on the beach.

Honestly, I don't know.
[MUTTERING]

You called, master?

How about that?

She can't cook as well as you,
but you should--

But she is not my cousin.

I don't care if she's related
to you, she's marvelous.

Jeannie, I want you
to get rid of them right away.

Hold it.

Sheila, I've decided we're going
out for dinner tonight.

Wait in the car.

Uh, good night, all.

Now, just a minute.

Those are my two genies
you're trying to get rid of.

Now, if they stay around here,
we'll all get in trouble.

Wait, how come you can have
a genie and I can't have one?

What are you, some kind
of Indian genie giver?

You gave me two genies.
I like 'em and I'm keeping 'em.

But I did not send them.
You keep out of this.

Wait a minute,
you're forgetting one thing.

I have two genies
and you only got one.

If you don't behave, I'm going
to take your genie away.

Yeah? Try it.
Go ahead, blink her out.

Blink her out.

"Blink her out"?

Give her the old
"one, two, three."

[MOUTHS]
"One, two, three"?

[PHONE RINGS]

Yeah, well...
saved by the phone.

Hello.

Oh, Dr. Bellows.
How are you?

Yeah, Sheila's here.

ROGER:
What time will I have her home?

Oh, I don't know.
Three in the morning,

4 in the morning.
It depends on my mood.

Are you sure
this is Captain Healey?

ROGER: Yes, and Captain Healey
has some news for you.

I decided to make you
head of the Medical Department.

You've decided to make me

head of the Medical Department?

That's right, doc.

Roge, what do you think
you're doing?

Look, you'll have
confirmation tomorrow at, uh...

Would, uh, 10:00
in the morning be all right?

Yes, fine with me.

Ten o'clock
tomorrow morning, doc.

[PHONE CLICKS]

I just made Dr. Bellows
a very happy man

and I decided
to let you keep your genie.

That's the least I can do
for my best friend.

Abdul, Marilla,
give them my dinner.

See you tomorrow morning.

[♪♪♪]

Come on, girl,
we're getting out of here

before they bring on Ali Baba
and the forty thieves.

"Blink her out"?

That is not Marilla.

I don't care what her name is,
Jeannie,

you're the only one that
could've brought her here.

If you think I'm going to stand
by and allow this to happen--

"Abdul, the Great and Company."

That's right, mate.

I thought show business
was wacky.

You've got us topped.
Come on, Myrt.

You're not genies, then?

Are you kidding, sweetie?

I don't even know
what you're talkin' about.

Will you tell your friend...

thanks for the use
of the hall?

Bye.

Bye.

[♪♪♪]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Well, master?

I'm very sorry, Jeannie.
I--

[CHUCKLES]
I thought they were real genies.

Heh-heh-heh-heh.

That's what Roger thought.

And that is why
he acted so strangely.

Oh, what will happen
when he learns the truth?

I think he might spend about
five years in a place called...

Andromeda Inlet.

[♪♪♪]

A long rest is indicated,
captain,

and that's just
what you're going to get.

I-I feel fine, sir.
I just made a little mistake.

Captain,

do you know
what megalomania is?

Not exactly, sir.

It's when you tell me
that you're making me

head of the Medical Department
at 10:00.

You see, I happen to know that
I've already been rejected.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Come in.

Excuse me, sir. These orders
just came through for you.

I thought you might like
to see them.

Thank you.

And congratulations, sir.

Congratulations?

On being appointed the head
of the Medical Department here.

[MOUTHS]
Jeannie.

I don't know what to say.

They told me
I'd find you here.

Sheila, where--?

Isn't it beautiful?

It's beautiful.

Captain Healey
bought it for me.

Captain, are you prepared
to pay for that coat?

Uh, how much did it cost?

Five thousand dollars.

[MUTTERING]
Five thousand...

Five thousand dollars,
at exactly $10 a week

would make $100...

[♪♪♪]