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('UH UH UH' BY TONY
AND THE KIKI PLAYS)
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♪ Shoo, shoo, shoo-doo, shoo... ♪
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Fuck, how good is Peggy's place?
Oh, my god, it's so good.
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Meggles, I'm all nervous.
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You love parties.
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Yeah, but what if no-one likes him?
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Who cares?
Do you like him?
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Oh, fuckin' great.
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No, I didn't... I nodded.
I like him.
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Yeah.
Do you think he's too old for me?
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Do you think he's too old for you?
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Do you?
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Meggles, don't!
What?
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You have to stop caring
about what everybody else thinks.
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Maybe it's me.
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Maybe I just don't feel right
about like turning 30
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and dating someone in their 40s.
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Like I feel like I've just
skipped a whole decade by proxy.
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It's like I'm in my 40s
and yesterday I was 29.
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What the fuck.
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OK.
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Have you heard from your dad yet?
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Nuh, nothing.
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It's probably his fault.
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Maybe that's why
I'm into a grey beard.
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Alright, just stop.
I mean, look around.
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Look at Col. Life's good.
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Look at him. He's such a good boy.
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He's so happy. Hi, Colly.
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And he's crippled.
He doesn't know he's crippled.
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I'm gonna be like Col. Good idea.
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Drink your drink.
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Come here, hold my hand.
Don't tip me.
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Do you like him?
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Yeah, I do.
Great!
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Happy 30th, my baby.
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Don't tip...
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Oh, Ashley!
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Not cool.
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Oh!
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Eat shit, Meggle.
Ashley!
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Eat shit, Meggle.
Ashley!
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Eat shit.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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OK, you ready?
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Jesus Christ.
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Chi, come and take a look at this...
No, don't... don't call her.
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Fucking hell.
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You look like
a 'Love Island' contestant.
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OK, Chi, don't laugh.
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This is what young people
are wearing, isn't it?
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Ohh!
What young people?
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Gee, I'm just gonna have to...
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I'm gonna need a minute,
because this is a lot.
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It's just this is the first thing,
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you know, that we've done together
and I just want it to be perfect.
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Didn't you do the birthday thing
at her mum's?
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Yeah, I did,
but fuckin' young people
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just celebrate themselves
for a whole month, don't they?
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Like it's...
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They love it because their bodies
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aren't actively breaking
down on them yet.
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Aren't actively breaking
down on them yet.
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Relax, Gilligan.
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(LAUGHS)
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Sorry.
Wait.
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This is Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Bo Peep,
I think your sheep left.
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(LAUGHTER)
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The hat is not the problem.
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It was the only thing
working for you, bra.
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Mate, who are you trying to impress?
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Her mates, obviously.
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They're millennials.
They hate everything.
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Fuck off. Get out.
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No, I wanna see
what else you bought.
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Just be cool, alright?
This is good. This is good.
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No! What are you doing?
What?
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The girl at Jay Jays
said it was lit.
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That's not lit!
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Yeah, well, she was on meth.
Man, it is so tight.
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Is that a cuff?
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Sorry, are you going
as a River Boy from Summer Bay?
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Get out! Both of you get out!
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OK, listen. Fine. OK, but listen.
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No, mates rates tonight, OK?
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We have a chance
to make some Claude Monet.
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Yeah, but I'm hosting them.
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Yeah, you can host them,
but they're paying.
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Right?
Yeah.
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Right? OK, OK.
Yeah.
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Take a breath.
You're gonna be right.
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Lose the fuckin' kerchief.
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Fuck.
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♪ I getaway everyday
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♪ My holiday
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♪ I'm getting paid
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♪ I live it up on the go
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♪ I'm getting high, I'm never low. ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
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Hey.
Hey, are you guys with Ash's...
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Sorry, are you...
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OK.
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Oh, Ashy! Meggles!
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Oh, hi.
Oh, my god, you look amazing.
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Yeah, you look... you look different.
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Yeah, you look... you look different.
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Do I? Hello, boy. Hello, Colly.
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Yeah, I... I wear this sort of shit
from time to time.
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It's a normal... normal look for me.
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Is it?
Yeah.
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I just feel more
comfortable in it, really.
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Do you?
Yeah. Hey.
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Oh, G-Queen, lime green is over.
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I mean, Billie Eilish started it
and then she ended it.
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Yeah, she did, LOL.
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Um, hey, I've got you chickadees
set up, tucked out of the way.
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Ooh, watch out.
Ooh.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Just through here.
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Sorry, bubbykins!
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My babies!
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Squishies! Look at you.
Oh, my god, this jumpsuit.
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Do you like? Do you like?
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Ah, I do have a seat...
We're already set up over here.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
It's a bit like a step.
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Do you wanna come?
We're already set up over here.
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We love it here.
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Yeah, yeah, no,
but this is good, this is nice,
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but well, I've already set...
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Great. So...
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Hey, so um, yeah,
it's a bit private.
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It's already set up for you.
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There's nice lighting...
It's just there?
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It's just there.
Yeah.
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It's good for Col.
What do you think?
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Yeah. Oh, my god. Oh!
Oh! No, no, it's fine.
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I mean, we're close
to the bar here...
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I mean, we're close
to the bar here...
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Yeah, yeah.
..and everyone's comfy.
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Totally.
Is that alright?
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Yeah, totally.
I can roll with that, babe.
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Rock on.
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Hey, um, where are the draaanks?
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Yeah-hey!
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Wait right there.
Just keep the vibe up.
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Keep the vibe up, keep the vibe up,
keep the vibe up.
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Keeping the vibe up!
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Oh, my gosh, the Smarties?
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Yeah.
And pretzels?
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Yeah, just starters, you know.
These are so retro.
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Are those Cheds?
Yes, sir.
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You didn't say this was '80s theme.
Cute!
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Oh, my god!
No, no, no, it's not.
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Oh, um, Meggles,
if I could ask you to...
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It's a major breach of my RSA.
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OK, I might go check the taps out.
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No, no, no, we can do it here.
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So, many rules.
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Not really.
So, uh, who wants a drink?
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(GASPS) Oh, my god,
let's get mescal margaritas?
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GROUP: Yeah!
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We don't have mescal, but I could...
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Oh, do you have froze?
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Like... Like rose slushie?
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Yeah.
No.
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Do you guys have tapath?
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Tapas?
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Oh, no,
it's actually pronounced tapath.
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Is it. Uh, no, no.
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But I do have a menu
of wonderful things
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that we've worked
on that we could maybe...
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that we've worked
on that we could maybe...
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Why don't we just get
like food delivered in?
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Like why don't we just do that?
Yeah...
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Can't do that, unfortunately.
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Oh, rude.
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Me? Um, who is gonna order a beer?
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Not me. No. Mm, no.
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But her early stuff
had a completely different sound.
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I know, she's on a major journey
and, you know, I'm here for it.
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So, am I.
Who's that?
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Ah, St Vincent.
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The hospital?
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Oh, Gordy!
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I am so, so sorry about him.
It's alright. Alright.
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Ah, you're hilaire, G.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) You know, it.
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Don't throw me
under the hipster bus, Chi.
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That's not fuckin' cool.
I'm already having a shit time.
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OK.
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She is so excellent.
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But I'm married. To a man.
What is going on?
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Calm down, mate.
You're twice her age.
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Ah, hello pot, this is kettle.
You're old.
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You'll always be older than me.
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By like two months, mate.
That's right.
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Whatever.
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How good's Megan, eh?
Leave her alone.
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What?
Hmm?
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Huh?
I just...
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I don't think she's into you.
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I'm pretty sure
we just made some good eye contact.
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I'm pretty sure
we just made some good eye contact.
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Just leave her alone.
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Why?
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Because Gordon is not OK, OK?
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He's not happy
about the way things are going.
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You should sort that.
Talk to me.
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I mean, there's no spot next to Ash,
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she's not introducing me to anybody.
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I'm basically a fuckin' waiter
at my girlfriend's party.
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Listen up, right?
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Focus.
Yep.
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Focus, yeah?
OK, yeah, this is good.
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That...
Yeah, is your woman.
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You're great together.
Yes.
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You're a sex god
in an amazing outfit.
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It's good.
100%.
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Get in there, do your thing.
I needed this. Thank you.
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You can do this.
Alright.
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Nice.
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And stop hassling the women.
OK.
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Lesson learned.
Don't buy a white couch.
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Alright, alright, alright!
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So, what we have here...
Some tiny beers that cost more.
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(LAUGHTER)
(ALL SNAPPING)
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Haven't heard that one before.
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Oh, good boy!
Ah...
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Oh, no, don't feed him.
Don't feed him.
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Oh, this man
doesn't like you very much.
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What? No, it's my dog.
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Are any of these gluten-free?
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Are any of these gluten-free?
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Uh, no...
Where can I charge my phone?
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Your Wi-Fi is so bad.
I know, it's the worst.
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Yeah.
So, anyway...
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Whatever.
..enjoy these, guys.
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It's my summer series.
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Um, cheers.
Actually, you know, what?
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I might just barge in here,
if you don't mind,
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with my rhubarb sour,
called Rhubarbara.
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What are you doing?
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Sorry, I don't believe we've met.
I'm Gordon.
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Ashley knows me.
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Usually. Ash?
Ash.
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Sorry. No, I was just voicemail.
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Um, everyone, this is Gordon.
252
00:09:29,163 --> 00:09:32,083
He's... so, yeah, he's my friend.
253
00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,683
OTHERS: Ohh!
Yeah.
254
00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:35,923
Oh, there she is!
I was looking for Willow.
255
00:09:35,963 --> 00:09:38,843
Oh, my god!
256
00:09:38,883 --> 00:09:40,763
Thank shit.
I thought you were just the waiter.
257
00:09:40,803 --> 00:09:41,883
Fuckin' random.
258
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,083
No, no, no, I'm Gordon.
I'm Gordon and I own the brewery.
259
00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:47,683
So, hello again, everyone.
260
00:09:47,723 --> 00:09:49,803
It's great, Gordon. I love it.
261
00:09:49,843 --> 00:09:50,923
Thanks, Meggles.
262
00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:55,683
Hi.
Yeah, no, it's cute.
263
00:09:55,723 --> 00:09:57,683
Yeah, great, thank you.
Yeah, we've done a...
264
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,803
I'm Scout.
Hey, Scout. Hey.
265
00:09:59,843 --> 00:10:00,043
Actually, Scout, Scout,
Scout, Scout, Scout!
266
00:10:00,044 --> 00:10:01,923
Actually, Scout, Scout,
Scout, Scout, Scout!
267
00:10:01,963 --> 00:10:03,523
Just thought I'd stop you...
Doesn't matter.
268
00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,363
But on the next one,
I know they're small,
269
00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:07,043
but they're actually not shots,
or shooters.
270
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,643
They are designed to be sipped.
271
00:10:09,683 --> 00:10:11,203
Or experienced, really...
(BELCHES)
272
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,923
..because we make everything
in-house with local ingredients.
273
00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:15,003
In fact, you'll like this.
274
00:10:15,043 --> 00:10:17,403
We've recently changed the supplier
275
00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:20,323
for the oranges for our Hops
and Dreams Pale Ale.
276
00:10:20,363 --> 00:10:22,363
In fact, that's the one
that you have there, mate.
277
00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:23,883
Ooh, yummy, mate.
278
00:10:25,643 --> 00:10:26,923
Yeah, yeah. So, anyway.
279
00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:28,643
But you know,
you don't have to have that one.
280
00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,723
Have whichever. Cheers.
281
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,203
Cheers, cheers.
282
00:10:32,243 --> 00:10:34,043
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
283
00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,043
(WHISPERS) Just look in the back!
SCOUT (WHISPERS) No, I can't...
284
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:38,443
(ROMAN AND SCOUT MUTTER)
285
00:10:38,483 --> 00:10:40,363
Who's a good boy!
286
00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:41,923
I put the ketamine in here, like...
287
00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:44,243
Hey?
288
00:10:45,763 --> 00:10:47,163
I passed it back to you.
289
00:10:47,203 --> 00:10:49,443
No, no, no, no.
You like me the most, don't you?
290
00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:54,843
How good are pretzels?
291
00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:56,443
I never eat them but then
when I do eat them...
292
00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:57,723
Oh, yas, Zadie! They're coming!
293
00:10:57,763 --> 00:10:59,323
Oh!
Oh, I love her.
294
00:10:59,363 --> 00:11:00,043
Who's that?
Zadie.
295
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:00,723
Who's that?
Zadie.
296
00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:02,683
Sadie and?
It's Zadie and nobody else.
297
00:11:02,723 --> 00:11:04,723
Just Zadie.
Oh, sure, totally.
298
00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:05,923
No, I just thought
you were talking about
299
00:11:05,963 --> 00:11:07,163
a big group of people called Zadie.
300
00:11:07,203 --> 00:11:09,763
That's alright.
Um, I'll get her a seat.
301
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,203
Oh, no, you'll get them a seat.
302
00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:13,283
Yeah, uh... What?
303
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:14,603
They're non-binary, Gordon.
304
00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:18,323
Right.
Oh, honey, your boomer is showing.
305
00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:21,363
No, actually, it's not, man,
306
00:11:21,403 --> 00:11:22,843
because we have a
genderless bathroom here.
307
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,083
So, your arsehole is showing.
(LAUGHS, SNAPS)
308
00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:28,963
Um, hey there. I'm Gordon.
What's your name?
309
00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:31,443
Willow.
'Course you are. Yep. That fits.
310
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,283
Lovely long arms. Willowy.
311
00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:35,403
Can I grab you for a second?
Yeah.
312
00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:36,443
Wow.
Great.
313
00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:38,123
Sorry to steal the woman
of the hour.
314
00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:39,683
Just say person of the hour.
315
00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:40,883
Fuckin' hell.
316
00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:44,123
So, that guy's the worst.
No, he's not, he's fine.
317
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:45,843
That's Ryan
and he's just testing you.
318
00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:47,283
OK, well, I'm not passing.
319
00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,563
I mean, you know
I'm an ally and all that shit.
320
00:11:49,603 --> 00:11:50,643
I just missed it.
321
00:11:50,683 --> 00:11:53,403
Yeah, you did,
and you were a bit rude.
322
00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:56,283
I'm rude?
You need to relax.
323
00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:58,283
I'm relaxed. I am relaxed.
324
00:11:58,323 --> 00:12:00,042
Trust me.
OK.
325
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:00,323
Trust me.
OK.
326
00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:02,723
I just want them to...
I mean, do they like it here?
327
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,563
Yeah, they're getting there.
They like it everywhere.
328
00:12:04,603 --> 00:12:05,963
(PHONE CHIMES)
They're animals.
329
00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:07,043
OK.
330
00:12:08,243 --> 00:12:09,683
You OK?
331
00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,403
I thought Dad messaged me,
but he didn't.
332
00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:12,443
He still hasn't.
333
00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:13,803
Have you not heard
from your dad at all?
334
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:14,883
No.
335
00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:16,123
I'm sorry, that's shit.
336
00:12:17,723 --> 00:12:20,603
Um, but listen,
I did get you something.
337
00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:22,123
Oh.
338
00:12:22,163 --> 00:12:23,323
Sorry, it's a few days late,
339
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,563
and I just wanted to make sure
it was right.
340
00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,243
But um... And it's nothing big.
341
00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:29,083
It's just... But open it.
342
00:12:33,763 --> 00:12:35,003
Oh, my god.
343
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,523
You like it?
344
00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:40,443
I love it. I love it.
345
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:41,803
Good. Anyway...
346
00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:43,283
Can you put it on me?
Yeah?
347
00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:45,203
Yeah.
Alright.
348
00:12:45,243 --> 00:12:46,323
Turn around?
Yeah.
349
00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:57,523
Look nice?
Beautiful. Beautiful.
350
00:12:57,563 --> 00:13:00,042
Thank you, Gordon.
You're welcome.
351
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:00,163
Thank you, Gordon.
You're welcome.
352
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:01,723
Hey there,
I have a little birthday surprise.
353
00:13:01,763 --> 00:13:03,123
Ooh, here we go.
354
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:06,483
My passion project.
Secret off-licence gin.
355
00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:08,203
She never does...
This is very special.
356
00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:09,923
I see myself
as a bootlegger of sorts.
357
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,123
A gin madam, if you will.
358
00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:13,083
Are we happy with gin madam?
I don't know, is that good?
359
00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:14,403
I liked it.
Oh, thank you!
360
00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:16,803
Gin madam.
I distilled this last spring.
361
00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,363
Mmm!
It is tart.
362
00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:20,243
It's berry forward.
Berry forward.
363
00:13:20,283 --> 00:13:23,643
And it has hints of Chilean pepper.
Mmm!
364
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:25,123
So, happy birthday to you, 30.
365
00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,643
(GLASSES CLINK)
Thank you!
366
00:13:26,683 --> 00:13:28,883
Hey, are they doing shots?
367
00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:30,603
GROUP: Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots! Shots!
368
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,843
No, guys, these are off-licence.
369
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:33,683
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
No, we're not.
370
00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:34,723
Fuckin' whoo!
371
00:13:34,763 --> 00:13:35,923
('SUPERHEROES' BY BLACK CAB PLAYS)
372
00:13:35,963 --> 00:13:38,723
Stop moving! Stop moving! Fuck!
373
00:13:38,763 --> 00:13:41,763
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
374
00:13:46,403 --> 00:13:47,883
Yo! Yo!
375
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,323
So, much for some quiet drinks
with nerds.
376
00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:53,923
Yeah, she played you.
377
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,963
How'd the necklace go?
It went great.
378
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,163
I knew it.
It went great. Yeah.
379
00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:00,042
OK, desert island, three things.
380
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:00,603
OK, desert island, three things.
381
00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:01,643
Go.
Oh.
382
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:04,283
Um, first aid kit, machete, goggles.
383
00:14:04,323 --> 00:14:06,483
Fuck. You're hardcore.
Yes I am.
384
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,683
Hey, hey, hey, not inside.
385
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,643
Not even gonna take your kids
or your husband.
386
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,603
Or music.
No, they're dead weight.
387
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,163
Music would be pointless.
Do not test me on this, Miss Megan.
388
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,083
I watch a lot of 'Naked and Afraid'.
389
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:20,723
(LEVER CLICKS, BEER SPLASHES)
390
00:14:20,763 --> 00:14:21,843
Has anyone...
Oh!
391
00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:28,323
Has anyone ever told you
that you're fascinating,
392
00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:30,603
and very beautiful?
393
00:14:30,643 --> 00:14:32,363
No.
394
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:34,123
Oh, come on.
395
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:36,363
So, are you.
396
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,443
You know, what it is?
397
00:14:39,483 --> 00:14:41,763
It's like a watering hole
in the African savannah.
398
00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:42,803
You been to Africa?
399
00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:45,003
No, I don't need to. I got YouTube.
Mm.
400
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:46,163
Oi, check it out.
401
00:14:46,203 --> 00:14:50,083
You can tell who's in charge,
who's half dead, who's in trouble.
402
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,123
You know, what?
403
00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:53,043
I just don't remember
ever drinking this much
404
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,123
when I was their age.
405
00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:55,923
That's because you drank this much.
406
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,883
Yeah, well, I'm falling behind.
407
00:14:57,923 --> 00:14:59,403
Famous last words, bro.
We'll see.
408
00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:00,043
I've gotta go home.
I mean, I've... I've got a family.
409
00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:01,963
I've gotta go home.
I mean, I've... I've got a family.
410
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:03,403
And I want to move
to Bowral with her,
411
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:04,443
and I wanna bake sourdough.
412
00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:05,523
Who, Megan?
413
00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:07,763
I am intoxicated by her.
I've gotta go. I've gotta go.
414
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:08,883
Where'd she go?
415
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:09,923
To the bathroom.
OK
416
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,043
Can you look after her?
I will.
417
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,923
Hey, not like that.
I would actually kill you.
418
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:15,163
Chi, I love you,
and I'm very sorry about all this.
419
00:15:15,203 --> 00:15:16,283
Oh, it's OK.
420
00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:17,483
Just keep charging them
for drinks...
421
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:18,563
Yep.
422
00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:19,723
..and lock the door at midnight.
Yeah.
423
00:15:20,883 --> 00:15:21,923
And tell me not to leave Andre.
424
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,003
Don't leave Andre.
425
00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:24,043
Did you say leave Andre?
426
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,163
Don't leave Andre.
427
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:26,203
OK. Love you guys.
428
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:27,243
Love you.
Love you too.
429
00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:28,443
Bye. I've gotta go.
Fuckin' hell.
430
00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:29,683
I know, right?
431
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:34,123
Hey, who's this joker?
432
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,323
Shit, this is the ex.
433
00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:37,123
GROUP: James! James! James! James!
434
00:15:37,163 --> 00:15:39,883
Hi!
Hey! Buddy!
435
00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:41,283
No, outside food or beverage, mate.
436
00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:43,283
GROUP: Boo!
437
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:45,043
That's rude!
438
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,123
Shut up!
439
00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:47,523
Look at this fuckin' guy.
He's like a...
440
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:48,923
he's a fuckin' dreamboat.
441
00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:50,163
Look at him.
Yeah, look at him.
442
00:15:50,203 --> 00:15:51,683
He's fucking gorgeous.
443
00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:52,923
Tall, dark and handsome.
Look at him.
444
00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:55,163
How tall is he?
I don't know. 6'5"?
445
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,803
Jesus Christ. This is...
I mean, what the fuck.
446
00:15:57,843 --> 00:15:59,843
Here's what you do, alright?
Look at me.
447
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:00,043
Yeah?
Yeah.
448
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,243
Yeah?
Yeah.
449
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:02,283
Walk in there...
Alright.
450
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:03,683
With authority...
Yeah.
451
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:05,243
Like you're in Africa.
OK.
452
00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:06,563
Yeah? OK. Yeah?
Yeah.
453
00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:07,603
Deepen your voice.
454
00:16:07,643 --> 00:16:08,643
Yeah.
Yeah?
455
00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:09,803
(DEEP VOICE) Yeah.
Puff out your chest.
456
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,883
There you go.
Yeah.
457
00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:12,363
Give him a firm handshake.
Yeah.
458
00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:13,403
Firmer.
Yeah.
459
00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:14,443
Firmer.
Yeah.
460
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:15,483
Firmer!
Yeah.
461
00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:16,523
Silverback the prick.
Fuck yeah.
462
00:16:16,563 --> 00:16:17,563
Harder.
Fuck.
463
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,603
Harder! Come on! Fuck!
464
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:24,243
Fuck!
Fuck yeah! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
465
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,723
I didn't know, you were coming.
466
00:16:25,763 --> 00:16:27,163
Ryan texted me.
467
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,443
Ah, 'course he did.
468
00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:32,483
Gidday mate, how ya goin?
Gordon.
469
00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:34,163
Good to meet you, James.
Heard a lot about ya.
470
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,363
I've heard so much about you, too.
Have ya?
471
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:40,243
I love your outfit too, man.
Thanks mate. Yeah.
472
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:43,483
That's so awesome, Ashy.
I didn't know, your dad was coming.
473
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,363
(LAUGHS)
474
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,963
Are you fuckin' for real?
That is funny.
475
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:49,283
You're not... He's not your...
476
00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:51,803
No, mate, I'm not her dad.
477
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,123
Obviously.
478
00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:56,643
Ah, he's actually my boyfriend,
so...
479
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,403
OK. Alright.
I'm sorry, Gavin.
480
00:16:58,443 --> 00:17:00,042
No, it's Gordon, actually.
You can probably head off, mate.
481
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:00,603
No, it's Gordon, actually.
You can probably head off, mate.
482
00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,603
This is my place.
Don't kick him out.
483
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:04,483
You're being weird. Don't be weird.
I'm being weird?
484
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,523
Yeah.
You're being weird.
485
00:17:05,563 --> 00:17:07,763
You know, what? Fuck this.
Oh.
486
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:09,843
Oi, Gordon!
Grab us another round...
487
00:17:09,882 --> 00:17:11,642
No, mate, I can't fuckin'
grab you anything, alright?
488
00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:13,603
And stop eating the fuckin' pizza,
alright, OK?
489
00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,243
Leave the dog. Leave him.
Don't fuckin'... You want pizza?
490
00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:19,083
Fuckin' order pizza off this.
We have flatbread, it's delicious.
491
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,683
We worked really
fucking hard on this shit.
492
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,483
And stop turning
the fuckin' music up!
493
00:17:22,523 --> 00:17:25,803
We have a licence here.
We have neighbours here.
494
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:27,843
(LAUGHTER)
495
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:32,283
He's normally... cool.
496
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:33,843
Yeah. Seems it.
497
00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:35,883
Honey, I'm so embarrassed for her.
498
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:37,003
I got you something.
499
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,443
I know,
this was your favourite shirt
500
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:43,203
when you stayed over, so, yeah.
501
00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:46,403
I love this shirt.
502
00:17:49,363 --> 00:17:51,323
It smells good.
503
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:58,163
♪ Try your luck with me
504
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,563
♪ Try your luck,
Please try your luck,
505
00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:07,603
♪ Try your luck with me
506
00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:12,043
♪ Try your luck,
Please try your luck,
507
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,323
♪ Try your luck with me
508
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:14,723
♪ Oh, take a second
509
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:20,723
♪ You're looking in the mirror
And you see my reflection
510
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:24,843
♪ You know, it's good
511
00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:28,203
♪ And you getting on your knees
Like a good boy should
512
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:30,003
♪ And if I think about it. ♪
513
00:18:36,443 --> 00:18:37,803
Fuckin' fuck!
514
00:18:41,363 --> 00:18:43,003
Meggles, leave it, leave it,
leave it, leave it.
515
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:44,443
No, don't drink it,
don't drink it, no!
516
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:45,843
Don't drink that.
517
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:47,643
Gross.
Yes.
518
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:50,523
That tastes sad.
Yes. Yep, yep, yep, that is sad.
519
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,643
You OK?
Yeah.
520
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:57,443
Chiara's very special.
Mm-hm.
521
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,683
Does she like women?
I don't think so, no.
522
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:00,043
She's married to a man.
523
00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:01,443
She's married to a man.
524
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:03,323
Although he doesn't have
a lot of arm hair or leg hair.
525
00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:05,683
That's beautiful.
526
00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:08,883
Do you like women?
527
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:11,483
I don't know. Only when I drink.
528
00:19:11,523 --> 00:19:12,603
Well, you probably do, then.
529
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:16,443
Don't be so binary...
Don't drink... Don't drink it!
530
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,123
Eugh! I forgot.
531
00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:21,763
It's better the second time.
Let me take that.
532
00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:22,843
There we go.
533
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,843
Hey.
534
00:19:26,883 --> 00:19:28,323
You have a kind face.
535
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,083
Thank you. So, do you.
Thank you.
536
00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:33,643
Yours is like Play-Doh.
537
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:38,163
Squishy. Squishy and malleable.
538
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:40,763
Alrighty. Thank you.
539
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,083
You like Ash a lot, don't you?
540
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:46,003
I really do.
541
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,483
What do you like about her?
542
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,443
Well, right now
she shits me to tears...
543
00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:50,603
Mm.
544
00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:54,803
..but usually
she's sort of brilliant.
545
00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:57,163
I mean, she's usually...
546
00:19:58,243 --> 00:19:59,763
I've never met anyone like her,
you know?
547
00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:00,043
And she sort of came out
of nowhere as well...
548
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,363
And she sort of came out
of nowhere as well...
549
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:05,043
I think... I think
I over-trusted a fart during that.
550
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,203
OK. Yeah, alright.
551
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,483
Well, you go sort
yourself out, then.
552
00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:08,603
OK.
Alright?
553
00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,763
Hey, Megan, do you wanna play
beer pong with me?
554
00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:12,323
Shat myself.
Cool.
555
00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:14,883
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
556
00:20:16,403 --> 00:20:18,403
(LOUD MUSIC BLASTS)
The fuck?
557
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:22,243
What in the fuck is happening?
Can you get down, please?
558
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,243
Hey! Hey!
(INAUDIBLE).
559
00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:25,883
Get off the bar!
Get off the bar.
560
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,923
Shut the music off.
Yeah, sweet, sweet.
561
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:30,083
Excuse me.
562
00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:35,883
What? Hey! Hey, what the fuck!
563
00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:37,003
Get the fuck...
564
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:42,723
Right, that's it, out!
Everybody out.
565
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,483
(THUDS)
Oh, shit!
566
00:20:44,523 --> 00:20:46,363
(MUSIC STOPS)
567
00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:48,003
Are you OK, mate? Are you OK?
568
00:20:51,243 --> 00:20:52,803
All good.
569
00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:55,283
Whoo!
Hey, mate, are you OK?
570
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,203
No, I'm fine.
571
00:20:57,243 --> 00:20:58,283
Brett, call an ambulance.
572
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,043
No, no, no, no. Honestly, I'm fine.
573
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,323
You're not fine. You just fell 6m.
574
00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:04,363
I don't have travel insurance.
575
00:21:04,403 --> 00:21:06,563
OK. Alright, party's over, everyone.
Get out.
576
00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:08,323
(ALL PROTEST)
577
00:21:08,363 --> 00:21:11,083
Hey, hey,
your mate just nearly died.
578
00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:13,363
Oh, no, he's not with us.
579
00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,523
Who're you with, mate?
Whoo!
580
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:17,403
OK, licence is over. You gotta go.
581
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:21,403
OK, ah, now
I am calling the bill $500,
582
00:21:21,443 --> 00:21:24,283
which let's face it,
is extremely generous.
583
00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:25,603
Brett is gonna put that on the bar.
584
00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:27,283
Somebody had better come up
and sort that out now.
585
00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:29,483
I'm an influencer.
I don't pay for shit.
586
00:21:29,523 --> 00:21:30,563
I don't care.
587
00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:33,083
Ash said this was free.
Hmm?
588
00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:34,443
Did you, Ash?
589
00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:36,923
Yes.
590
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,843
No...
You said you'd take care of us...
591
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,323
It. Us.
592
00:21:40,363 --> 00:21:41,603
Have I not?
593
00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:43,763
OK, calm down, Grandpa.
594
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,803
(LAUGHTER)
595
00:21:47,643 --> 00:21:50,603
Ryan, you are an absolute cunt.
596
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,203
Whoa!
597
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:55,003
OK. Hey, OK.
598
00:21:56,243 --> 00:21:58,403
Um, thanks for coming, everyone.
Let's just...
599
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,042
I mean, yeah.
And thanks, Gordon, you know for...
600
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:01,563
I mean, yeah.
And thanks, Gordon, you know for...
601
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:02,603
So...
602
00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:04,283
Um, can we all go back
to yours, Ryan,
603
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,323
and I'll come over soon?
604
00:22:05,363 --> 00:22:08,123
Of course, honey. Mi casa, su casa.
Thanks.
605
00:22:08,163 --> 00:22:09,643
But not you casa.
606
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:14,803
♪ Ha...
607
00:22:14,843 --> 00:22:20,323
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
608
00:22:20,363 --> 00:22:22,283
Nah, don't.
609
00:22:22,323 --> 00:22:24,123
It's all meh. Don't.
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
610
00:22:24,163 --> 00:22:25,843
Stop it. Please stop it.
Stop it, guys.
611
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,163
Whoo!
612
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,923
(DOOR SQUEAKS, SHUTS)
613
00:22:34,963 --> 00:22:36,963
(KEYS JINGLE)
614
00:22:39,723 --> 00:22:41,883
Sorry, hey. Are you mad at me?
615
00:22:43,043 --> 00:22:45,003
Yeah.
Why? What'd I do?
616
00:22:45,043 --> 00:22:46,043
What'd you do?
617
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,243
You just stood there all night
618
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,963
and watched while your friends
shat on me.
619
00:22:50,963 --> 00:22:53,603
Yeah,
they... they were bad and I'm sorry.
620
00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:57,043
Um, is anything broken?
621
00:22:57,083 --> 00:23:00,042
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
But I hope Ryan dies.
622
00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:01,483
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
But I hope Ryan dies.
623
00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:02,563
Like tonight.
624
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,803
Is that all?
No, actually, it's not.
625
00:23:08,843 --> 00:23:09,843
I don't appreciate
626
00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:12,163
being treated like a warm prop
in front of your ex.
627
00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:13,923
You weren't.
628
00:23:13,963 --> 00:23:15,523
You ignored me all night
629
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:17,243
and then you grabbed my dick
in front of James.
630
00:23:17,283 --> 00:23:19,243
I did not grab your dick.
631
00:23:19,283 --> 00:23:20,523
You fucking did.
632
00:23:22,323 --> 00:23:23,683
I don't know
how this is gonna work, Ash,
633
00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:25,723
if this is a night out with you
and your mates.
634
00:23:28,163 --> 00:23:30,123
Maybe the age difference
is too much, I don't know.
635
00:23:31,283 --> 00:23:32,283
OK.
636
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,843
I just don't party
like that anymore.
637
00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,683
Oh, don't you?
Why are you still drinking then?
638
00:23:36,923 --> 00:23:38,603
Because I just finished work.
Right.
639
00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:41,763
But people in there
were doing fuckin' nangs
640
00:23:41,803 --> 00:23:43,163
and snorting dexies.
641
00:23:43,203 --> 00:23:45,443
Yeah, it got loose
because it was my birthday party.
642
00:23:45,483 --> 00:23:46,643
It's not always like this.
643
00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:47,843
Well, I'm past that.
644
00:23:47,883 --> 00:23:49,403
Are you?
Yeah.
645
00:23:49,443 --> 00:23:50,963
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.
646
00:23:51,003 --> 00:23:52,963
No, you'd prefer just to drink
two bottles of red wine
647
00:23:53,003 --> 00:23:54,523
and play online poker for hours.
648
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:55,603
That's real healthy.
649
00:23:57,283 --> 00:23:59,723
You're mean.
No, I'm not, you're mean.
650
00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:03,323
You embarrassed me
in front of my friends!
651
00:24:03,363 --> 00:24:07,083
How? By being the consummate host?
I did everything.
652
00:24:07,123 --> 00:24:09,363
You were tense
and you were fuckin' rude!
653
00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:10,963
I wasn't...
And then you kicked them all out!
654
00:24:11,003 --> 00:24:12,163
I was tense
655
00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:14,643
because I wanted everything
to be fucking perfect.
656
00:24:14,683 --> 00:24:16,003
Well, it wasn't.
657
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,003
Well, according to your mate, James,
658
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,443
your dad did show up after all,
so you're welcome.
659
00:24:25,763 --> 00:24:27,563
Wow, that's nice.
(CAN CRUSHING)
660
00:24:32,923 --> 00:24:35,163
I don't think things
are meant to be this hard
661
00:24:35,203 --> 00:24:36,243
this early on.
662
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,123
I agree.
663
00:24:40,163 --> 00:24:42,243
We shouldn't have kept the dog,
664
00:24:42,283 --> 00:24:43,443
because this isn't working.
665
00:24:47,603 --> 00:24:49,603
I don't need this then, do I?
666
00:24:50,643 --> 00:24:51,883
Later.
667
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,563
Later?
Yeah, Gordon.
668
00:24:53,603 --> 00:24:56,403
You just broke up with me,
so, fuck off!
669
00:24:56,443 --> 00:24:57,523
We are done!
670
00:24:58,803 --> 00:24:59,883
Fine!
671
00:25:03,723 --> 00:25:05,163
(GATE THUDS AND RATTLES)
Ah!
672
00:25:07,283 --> 00:25:08,803
Oh!
673
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:09,923
Fuckin' hell.
674
00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:31,163
♪ Old lover, you miss me
675
00:25:31,203 --> 00:25:37,203
♪ Over the ocean,
I hope this finds you well
676
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:45,723
♪ Warm sun on my back
677
00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:49,403
♪ The Earth on its axis
678
00:25:49,443 --> 00:25:55,363
♪ The violence when we met
679
00:25:55,403 --> 00:26:00,042
♪ We're good people
680
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:00,123
♪ We're good people
681
00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:03,563
♪ But why don't we show it?
682
00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:15,563
♪ Dead birds on the stairwell
683
00:26:15,603 --> 00:26:19,403
♪ Some ugly morning
684
00:26:19,443 --> 00:26:25,003
♪ Fell from their nests
685
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:30,683
♪ No, don't tell your parents
686
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:34,483
♪ When we start sharing
687
00:26:34,523 --> 00:26:39,963
♪ Each other's beds
688
00:26:40,003 --> 00:26:44,923
♪ We're good people
689
00:26:44,963 --> 00:26:48,363
♪ But why don't we show it? ♪
690
00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:53,803
(ANIMALS HOWLING, CHIRPING)
691
00:26:53,843 --> 00:26:55,283
(TIGER PURRING)
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