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- [Kat] But you don't even like the guy.
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- [Cory] You're right,
I fucking love the guy.
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- [Kat] Sounds like he's
getting what he deserves.
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- [Cory] Please do me a
favor and don't say anything
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about it okay?
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- [Kat] It's just three
days is a long time
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and I don't want a repeat of
what happened at Jen's wedding.
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- It must be just around this corner.
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♫ Looking back
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♫ On what remains
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♫ Sittin' by self waiting for
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♫ The 2:30 train
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♫ Photographs have shown me here
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♫ But without the rust and tarnish
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♫ I've picked up through the years
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♫ Now here I sit
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♫ The train is near
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♫ I wonder if there'll be a next time
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♫ That I'd be pictured here
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There it is.
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Oh wow, there it is!
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(laughs)
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You coming?
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- [Kat] Coming where, Cory?
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- Well, it's gonna be one of theirs.
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Come on, let's go check it out.
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- Cory, where are you-
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Oh Jesus.
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- So glad you were able to make the trip.
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I can't wait to meet your friends.
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Oh, they're just going to love you.
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Jesus, this was a lot
easier when I was 17.
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- Aaron!
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- One and only.
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- [Keith] Hey, I'm Keith Baxter-
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- Aaron Donaldson, is that you?
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god.
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- Hi, welcome.
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I can't believe you came.
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- Well after Cory's detective work,
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it seemed like the right thing to do.
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- Oh my god, right?
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Can you believe it?
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- Oh, don't get me
wrong, I can believe it.
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Wow, Aaron Donaldson.
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- Elle Richards.
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- Baxter for over 12 years now.
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May I proudly present Mr. Baxter.
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- Hey I'm Keith, nice to meet you.
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- Bulldogs, trust you already.
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- My god, Aaron Donaldson.
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Oh don't worry, Keith knows
we banged in high school.
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- Wow.
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- (laughs) Careful
though, she doesn't know
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that we banged in high school.
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- Hot!
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- Sorry, I didn't realize they turned
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this into a john.
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- I was just thinking about
the Drama Banquet in '96.
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- Oh yeah?
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- Yeah.
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- Your Puck was really good.
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- Yeah, but not the best.
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- It's a bullshit popularity contest, man.
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I actually packed the trophy for ya.
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Should've been yours, no joke.
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- Really?
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Didn't you get a handjob from
Jenna Vitalis that night?
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You pack that too?
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Son of a bitch.
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- It's so good to see you.
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- Oh man, what is this?
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You getting ready for surgery doctor?
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- You don't want to know
how much these shoes cost.
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- Oh no, I don't blame you.
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I just didn't realize you reached such
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impressive levels of douche-dom.
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- Fuck you Cory Spink.
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- Fuck you Luke Lebowski.
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- Hey, it's Lebrudso.
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Look, let me explain something to you.
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I'm not Mr. Lebowski,
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you're Mr. Lebowski.
- You're Mr Lebowski.
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- No, I'm the dude, I'm the-
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- Race ya!
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- Get back here Spink!
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(laughs)
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I'm gettin' too old for this man.
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- [Cory] Ah shit!
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- Oh my god!
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- Hannah?
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- Oh my god, it's Hannah.
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Move aside, move aside, move aside.
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Oh my god!
- Hi!
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- A staunch Hilary supporter.
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- [Aaron] Oh yeah, from way back.
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- [Elle] You haven't aged.
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- Thanks, I was so nervous I was going
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to be the only one here.
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- Hey, would a weekend
alone with me been so bad?
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- [Hannah] Oh Aaron, I love you.
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- [Luke] I am the Dude, you're Donny.
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- [Cory] I'm Donny?
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- [Luke] Yeah, shut the fuck up Donny,
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you're out of your element.
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- I'm not getting reception.
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- [Luke] Oh shut the fuck up, Donny.
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- [Kat] Are we going to have reception?
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- [Luke] No body cares
about the barbed wire
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you're out of your element.
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- [Cory] I am not Donny!
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- Please god, just one bar.
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- Yes you are!
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I am the Dude.
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- You're the Dude with
booties on his feet.
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- [Luke] These aren't
booties man, they're called
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surface guards so-
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- Oh, excuse me.
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Guard the surface.
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- [Luke] I can get you a pair if you want.
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- Yeah, that's all right.
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- (laughs) Hey there, ah.
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Who's your lady friend?
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- My wife, Kat.
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Kat meet Luke.
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- It's my pleasure.
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Wow, nice score Cor.
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- Thanks, you know it's
too bad you go syphilis
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from that tranny hooker or I might share.
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- Ha!
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Yeah, I remember that.
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How was your grandpa anyway?
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- Holy shit, Natty?
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Is that my little Natty?
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- No one's called me Natty in years.
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- Natty, Nathan, whoever you are.
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Get over here so I can give you a hug
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is what I was gonna say, but
that is not my final answer.
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Holy hell, Nathan!
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You became a butterfly.
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- That's my mantra at
CrossFit, be a butterfly.
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- Come on, man.
- Hey man.
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- So it's Nathan.
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- You look fantastic.
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- I do declare.
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Hi.
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- [Elle] Nathan, Hannah,
this is my husband Keith.
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- Met Hannah, nice to meet you.
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- Nathan.
- Keith.
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- Nice to meet you too.
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- You guys have two boys, right?
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Where are they?
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- Oh, two since the abortion.
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(laughs)
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It's a joke, Hannah I'm sorry.
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You just met me, that's not fair.
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- Oh no, it's okay.
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I am well aware I decided
to spend the weekend
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with a bunch of baby killing liberals.
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- Excuse me, is this the right address
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for the Donaldson orgy?
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- Why yes it is!
- Woo!
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- Oh my god.
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- Hi, I'm Kat.
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I apologize now for my husband.
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- Keith, Elle's husband.
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I make no apologies for
her atrocious behavior.
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- No apologies for Cory.
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We accept him in spite of there being
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absolutely no excuse.
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- Oh you always knew how
to make a lady swoon.
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- What the hell are we all doing here?
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- [Nathan] Blame Aaron.
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- We made a pact, man!
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- So good to see you.
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- You don't back out on a pact.
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- Hey.
- Hey, hi.
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- Elle.
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- Luke!
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(laughs)
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Handsome as ever.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- This is my husband, Keith.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
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- Natty?
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Holy shit, man.
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Natty.
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Well, it looks like your
ball finally dropped.
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- And there it is.
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- Come here.
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- All weekend?
- Come on, come here.
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- It's good to see you.
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Wow, you got these like
rock titty muscles now.
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I'm gonna be honest, it's kinda
turning me on a little bit.
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- All right, okay.
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- Let's see what this
body of yours can do, huh?
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- Jesus Christ, Luke.
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We just got here, don't start
your shit already, okay?
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- My shit?
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I seem to remember you owe me five bucks
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from the last time we were here.
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- Stop, fuck, man!
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- You're gonna' owe me a
lot more than five bucks
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if these shoes get scuffed.
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- Get the fuck off me.
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- I got it, I got it!
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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
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- Okay, okay.
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I think I know how to settle this.
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May I?
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Thank you.
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All right, here we are.
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Aaron?
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- They're in the upper shed,
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they haven't been used in years.
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- [Elle] Really?
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- Come on guys, what do you say?
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Double or nothing?
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- We are not teenagers anymore.
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Our bones are brittle at this point.
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- Oh come on, bring it in.
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Everybody bring it in.
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Get it in there, come on.
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- I have no idea what's happening.
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- Come on baby, you're gonna' love this.
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- Why am I doubtful?
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- Come on...
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Yes!
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Okay fellas, you know the rules.
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We keep it clean, we
keep it above the belt
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and we kiss and make
up when it's all over.
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Ready, on my mark.
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One, two, three, break!
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Mario Kart!
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(upbeat music)
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- On your marks,
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get set,
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go!
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- [Luke] Come on.
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Work baby!
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(laughs)
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(cheers)
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(applause)
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That thing is a lot
smaller than I remember it.
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- [Nathan] And I'm a lot bigger.
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(calming music)
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♫ Selective memories
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- Amigos, one cosmo for a man
who is obviously comfortable
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with the size of his dick,
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and a whisky on the rocks
for a man whose nose bleeds
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almost as much as his vagina.
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- Has he been waiting 20 years to do that?
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- Yeah, we all have.
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But uh, we Skyped about it last night
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and Nathan won the vote.
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- Ha Ha.
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- Oh man, that looks awesome.
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- So, saying someone has a vagina
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supposed to mean they're
less masculine, less manly?
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- Yeah, that is quite
literally the definition
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of having a vagina.
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- Cory, insulting someone
by insinuating femininity
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makes the assumption that women are weak.
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It's sexist.
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- I'm sorry, babe.
268
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- A bloody mary for our new friend, Kat.
269
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- [Cory] Thank you.
270
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- [Kat] Being a woman
does not make you weak.
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- I know, I'm just getting
caught in my unrefined
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teenage years.
273
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- Exactly.
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And they haven't seen you in a long time
275
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so maybe it's best you not
talk like a neanderthal anyway.
276
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I got a bar!
277
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:31,768
- Margaritas for Nathan, Elle,
and Jack and Coke for you.
278
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I figured heavy on the Jack.
279
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- You figured correctly.
280
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- Last but not least, a pair
of matching gin and tonics.
281
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So he did use weak female stereotype,
282
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but she used a neanderthal stereotype
283
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and that's bullshit.
284
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(chuckles)
285
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- To friends.
286
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- To friends.
287
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- Suck it bitches!
288
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- Oh shit, yes!
289
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Come on.
290
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,881
- I heard there were
sucking bitches in here?
291
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- You're stripes, outsider.
292
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,255
- Oh, I'm sorry.
293
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,013
- Don't look sorry.
294
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- Violent.
295
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- So-
296
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- Yeah.
297
00:13:13,698 --> 00:13:16,731
- So you just punch him in the face?
298
00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:18,807
- I had zero knowledge
that was going to surface
299
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the way it did.
300
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:20,866
- Ah, that's right.
301
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,792
- Oh
- Oh wait, two in one, hey!
302
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:23,625
- All right.
303
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,815
- Dude, this place is sweet.
304
00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:28,442
Elle said this used to
be your drama teachers'?
305
00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:29,624
- Yeah, Mr. K.
306
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God, he was awesome, man.
307
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He would invite the Drama Club up here
308
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every spring, we'd stay for a week.
309
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What the-
310
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:36,431
- Fuck that go on?
311
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- So good.
312
00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,347
(laughs)
313
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- Sucka!
314
00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:44,294
- Yes, we stay alive.
315
00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:45,184
Hey!
316
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- Meat is done.
317
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Dinner is on the patio in five.
318
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- Thank you five.
319
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- Thank you five.
- Thank you five.
320
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,739
- [Keith] Food, I
declare this game a draw.
321
00:13:51,739 --> 00:13:53,124
- What, dude no.
322
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Five minutes is plenty of
time for me to kick your ass.
323
00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:14,013
- Even though you deserved it
324
00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:16,930
for years of ego diminishing abuse,
325
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:21,629
I'm sorry I finally made things even.
326
00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:23,263
- Even though I could've taken you out
327
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,346
if I wasn't so in control of my emotions,
328
00:14:26,346 --> 00:14:28,021
I forgive you for being a douchebag
329
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,438
and holding a 20 year grudge.
330
00:14:33,468 --> 00:14:34,452
- Fuck you.
331
00:14:34,452 --> 00:14:35,702
- No, fuck you.
332
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:40,827
(whistle)
333
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,685
- Enough touchy feely, guys.
334
00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:44,352
Dinners on, let's go, chop chop.
335
00:14:45,824 --> 00:14:46,686
- [Nathan] I hope it hurt.
336
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,519
- [Luke] It does.
337
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,263
- [Nathan] Good.
338
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,596
You're a gusher.
339
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♫ If I don't walk past your door
340
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:01,257
♫ You'll be the worst
341
00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:04,131
♫ You'll be the worst
342
00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:07,381
♫ Decision in 10 years
343
00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,145
- [Elle] Aren't we millennials?
344
00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:26,204
- [Cory] No, we missed the
cutoff, they start in 1980.
345
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:27,755
- [Luke] They're like
single handedly responsible
346
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:28,929
for the end of days.
347
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,959
- Oh, I concur.
348
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:32,050
- The rich and the religious, forever red.
349
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,244
- Okay, I think they might actually start
350
00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:35,490
the next revolution.
351
00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:38,074
- I stand firmly on the
blue team, but revolution?
352
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:39,862
- Facebook, started by millennials.
353
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:41,076
Tumblr, millennials.
354
00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:44,625
Uh, Snapchat, Dropbox,
Lyft, Reddit, Zynga,
355
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:45,635
all millennials.
356
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:46,826
- What language are you speaking?
357
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,393
- Okay, okay we're getting
way off topic here.
358
00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:50,286
I'll agree that social
media changed the world-
359
00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:52,078
- Thank you, thank you.
360
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:53,244
- For the worse.
361
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,846
- Everybody glued to their little screens,
362
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:57,963
no one makes eye contact with you anymore.
363
00:15:57,963 --> 00:16:00,389
- [Luke] You think the world
is more connected, but are we?
364
00:16:00,389 --> 00:16:02,569
- Yes, we're literally here because Aaron
365
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:03,995
sent out a Facebook message.
366
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:06,489
- Right, but have you ever fuckin' spoken
367
00:16:06,489 --> 00:16:08,384
to any of us in 15 to 20 years?
368
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,123
- Oh shit, you guys.
369
00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:11,279
Luke's got a point.
370
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:13,291
- Doesn't mean you're not connected.
371
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,038
Communication is just different now.
372
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:17,149
- What it means is that
we're fooling ourselves.
373
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:20,268
Like, I have been seeing a
counselor at church since '05.
374
00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:21,576
Did any of you know that?
375
00:16:21,576 --> 00:16:23,623
- Exactly, of course we didn't know that
376
00:16:23,623 --> 00:16:25,359
because everything in social media land
377
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,750
is "Look how happy I am.
378
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,469
"Look at the amazing trip that I took.
379
00:16:28,469 --> 00:16:30,430
"Look at me standing up for inequality
380
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,089
"and doing nothing else
to fight the cause."
381
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:34,261
- It's not all positive.
382
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,601
I learned about Elle's mom on Facebook.
383
00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:38,615
- Yeah, no offense
Elle, cancer's something
384
00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:40,099
we can all get behind.
385
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,838
I mean, everybody loves to
send a get well comment.
386
00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,714
- And do you think anyone's actually
387
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:46,497
remembering your birthday?
388
00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:48,510
- Oh, there's hope for this one yet, Cory.
389
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:49,725
- Whose side are you on?
390
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,888
- Okay, did any of you go
to the 10 year reunion?
391
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,564
No, because you already knew
who was fat, bald, divorced.
392
00:16:56,564 --> 00:16:57,984
You've been spying on everybody secretly,
393
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,372
there's no need for actual interaction.
394
00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:01,891
Look, I know that Aaron stayed local,
395
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,195
took over the Playhouse
when Mr. K passed away.
396
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:05,171
- Mr. K.
397
00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,030
Mr K.
398
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,229
- Mr. K.
- To Mr. K.
399
00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:10,746
- I know that Cory works at
his father in law's law firm.
400
00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:13,683
I had no idea that Natty
became fucking Nathan,
401
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,513
but I do know that he's
super into CrossFit.
402
00:17:15,513 --> 00:17:17,332
Hannah works at a Christian youth camp,
403
00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:18,640
there's no surprises there.
404
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,927
- What's that supposed to mean?
405
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:22,553
- Nothing, but am I connected to you?
406
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:24,677
I mean, do I know you?
407
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,562
Elle and Keith, you
have two strapping sons
408
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:28,009
who I'd recognize on the street
409
00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:29,386
because I've seen their picture online
410
00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:31,490
more than I've seen my face in the mirror.
411
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,823
- Not likely.
412
00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:34,561
- Those are all great things to know.
413
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:36,778
- Yes, but do you know the people?
414
00:17:36,778 --> 00:17:38,234
Okay, Elle, Keith.
415
00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:40,362
Tell us something from the last 10 years
416
00:17:40,362 --> 00:17:41,641
that doesn't involve the political
417
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:44,471
or social BS that we've
all experienced online.
418
00:17:44,471 --> 00:17:46,636
Something you'd only tell your friends
419
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:50,046
because you know that they
wouldn't judge you for it.
420
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:53,546
- I mean, Keith and I got married in 2005,
421
00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:57,165
with Jake and Denny.
422
00:17:57,165 --> 00:17:58,152
We bought a condo.
(Cory snores)
423
00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,016
What?
424
00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:00,865
My mom, that was tough.
425
00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:03,058
- We're all very happy for you.
426
00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:04,686
You guys are so perfect.
427
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:05,841
Okay, moving on.
428
00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:06,991
- Dude, nobody's perfect.
429
00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,796
I'm sure you have fucking
skeletons in your closet.
430
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,821
- Of course, everyone does.
431
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,663
- So, we're all shitty human beings
432
00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:14,311
because we don't share our dirty laundry
433
00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:15,699
with our Facebook followers.
434
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,026
- See, followers.
435
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:19,595
Celebrities are supposed
to have followers, man.
436
00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:21,323
People are supposed to have friends
437
00:18:21,323 --> 00:18:22,707
and not the Facebook kind.
438
00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:24,740
- Yeah, we're hiding behind
a lie that social media
439
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,699
makes us more social.
440
00:18:26,699 --> 00:18:28,949
- All right, I'll go first.
441
00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:32,801
After I leave here, I'll
be doing five to 15 years,
442
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,546
maybe four with good behavior.
443
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,046
- Wow.
- Holy Hell.
444
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,373
- You fuckers.
445
00:18:41,373 --> 00:18:42,721
You knew.
446
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:43,554
- [Elle] Cory told us.
447
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:46,304
Cory told us not to say anything.
448
00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,675
- Come on, man.
449
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:51,940
My arraignments Tuesday.
450
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,164
- Oh, it's only the arraignment
451
00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:55,386
and your attorney says five to 15 years?
452
00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:58,348
Dude, you gotta find a better lawyer.
453
00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,181
- I'm pleading guilty.
454
00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,492
- What did you do exactly?
455
00:19:04,492 --> 00:19:06,160
- Well, our bank got involved with the big
456
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,026
bailout banks in a not so kosher way.
457
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:09,748
My signature's on a lot of documents.
458
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,201
The DOC is all over our asses
459
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,665
and the partners needed someone to hang.
460
00:19:12,665 --> 00:19:14,273
I drew the short straw.
461
00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:16,837
- Wow.
- Did not see that coming.
462
00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:18,495
- Sort of saw that coming.
463
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:20,018
- Jesus, Cory.
464
00:19:20,018 --> 00:19:23,216
- So wait, no one from
Goldman Sachs is convicted
465
00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:24,908
but some dude running a local credit union
466
00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:26,187
in Sacramento is?
467
00:19:26,187 --> 00:19:28,923
- Right?
- That's some deep shit.
468
00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:29,756
- Yup.
469
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,266
All right assholes, who's next?
470
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,711
Don't leave me hanging.
471
00:19:33,711 --> 00:19:35,482
Cory, whatcha got?
472
00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,810
Well, Kat and I lost our house
473
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,397
thanks to one of those not
so kosher bank bailouts.
474
00:19:40,397 --> 00:19:41,448
- Fuck me.
475
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,564
- And we've been in couple's therapy for-
476
00:19:44,564 --> 00:19:45,647
- Don't Cory.
477
00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:49,634
- Because I-
478
00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:50,634
- I said no.
479
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:57,081
- I can't get her pregnant.
480
00:19:57,081 --> 00:19:58,748
Not enough swimmers.
481
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,584
- I asked you not to.
482
00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:04,668
I'm not part of this,
483
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,835
whatever the hell this is.
484
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:08,600
Fuck!
485
00:20:23,357 --> 00:20:25,627
- I haven't been in a relationship
486
00:20:25,627 --> 00:20:29,282
for more than three
months since high school.
487
00:20:29,282 --> 00:20:31,188
I'm like Seinfeld on crack.
488
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,984
I focus all my energy on stupid shit
489
00:20:32,984 --> 00:20:35,761
that I think will make
any woman not good enough.
490
00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:38,511
You know, cause I'm such a prize.
491
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:46,444
- I own this place, and the Playhouse.
492
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:47,443
Nobody knows that.
493
00:20:47,443 --> 00:20:48,276
- What, really?
494
00:20:48,276 --> 00:20:50,045
- That's awesome, how?
495
00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:53,389
- Well when Chuck died, it was held up in
496
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:57,627
bureaucratic hell for a
while, but I got it now.
497
00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:58,460
- Who's Chuck?
498
00:20:58,460 --> 00:20:59,926
- Mr. K, our drama teacher.
499
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,247
- Dude, the view alone is
worth like a million bucks.
500
00:21:02,247 --> 00:21:03,876
How'd you snag that kind of cash?
501
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:04,709
- Why?
502
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:05,810
Do you have an investment opportunity
503
00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,525
I just can't refuse?
504
00:21:07,525 --> 00:21:08,358
- Touche.
505
00:21:10,754 --> 00:21:12,402
- What about you, Hannah.
506
00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:14,567
Why the church shrink?
507
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:16,658
- Confidence issues.
508
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:19,133
In college and then a few years after.
509
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,463
Just felt like I was
letting everybody down.
510
00:21:21,463 --> 00:21:24,463
My parents, my brothers, men, Jesus.
511
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:29,469
- Jesus is a little bit of an
extreme measuring stick, no?
512
00:21:29,469 --> 00:21:31,841
- And by the time I was
finally happy with myself,
513
00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:34,402
it just felt like everyone worthy to marry
514
00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:36,408
was already taken.
515
00:21:36,408 --> 00:21:38,389
- Aaron, Luke, and Nathan are all single.
516
00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:40,239
At least according to Facebook.
517
00:21:40,239 --> 00:21:41,553
- No one's worthy?
518
00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:42,916
- I feel stupid trying to explain it.
519
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:44,753
- Just own it for crying out loud.
520
00:21:44,753 --> 00:21:47,406
Religion, religion is
what made you feel like
521
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,021
you were letting everyone down.
522
00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,898
And then it pulls a
180 and all of a sudden
523
00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:53,664
you can't find a man worthy
enough to be with you?
524
00:21:53,664 --> 00:21:54,978
- No, she's right.
525
00:21:54,978 --> 00:21:57,386
Being a Christian does
mean living a certain way
526
00:21:57,386 --> 00:21:59,382
and whether others understand it or not,
527
00:21:59,382 --> 00:22:02,182
I'm not going to let anything
stand in the way of that.
528
00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:04,263
And I'm coming to terms with being single
529
00:22:04,263 --> 00:22:07,123
and finally accepting that
maybe it won't happen.
530
00:22:07,123 --> 00:22:08,866
- Maybe what won't happen?
531
00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:10,632
- Finding a worthy Christian guy.
532
00:22:10,632 --> 00:22:12,215
- So, is there some kind
of checklist you have to
533
00:22:12,215 --> 00:22:14,061
run through before you
just let yourself feel?
534
00:22:14,061 --> 00:22:14,976
- Elle, come on.
535
00:22:14,976 --> 00:22:16,529
- Obviously you're just trying to be mean,
536
00:22:16,529 --> 00:22:17,576
but yes.
537
00:22:17,576 --> 00:22:19,351
And there's nothing wrong with wanting
538
00:22:19,351 --> 00:22:21,593
to find a guy with similar values.
539
00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:22,731
- Like what?
540
00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:24,865
- Like someone who believes in God.
541
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,460
Someone who believes
that Jesus is the lord
542
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,794
and someone who has saved themselves
543
00:22:28,794 --> 00:22:31,667
for the sanctity of marriage.
544
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:35,386
- Hannah, you didn't save
yourself for marriage.
545
00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:37,105
How the hell are you
gonna' find a guy that did
546
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,226
unless you're attracted to 12 year olds?
547
00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:41,228
- Only religious men are
attracted to 12 year olds.
548
00:22:41,228 --> 00:22:42,207
(laughs)
549
00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:45,110
- For your information, I'm a virgin.
550
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:47,052
- No the fuck you're not!
551
00:22:47,052 --> 00:22:48,364
- I don't expect you to get it.
552
00:22:48,364 --> 00:22:49,583
- What don't I get?
553
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:51,845
A penis going into your vagina
554
00:22:51,845 --> 00:22:53,249
makes you not a virgin.
555
00:22:53,249 --> 00:22:54,849
- After much needed counseling
556
00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:58,182
and lots of prayer, I am a virgin again.
557
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,201
- Okay, I'm lost.
558
00:23:03,201 --> 00:23:05,263
- You have got to be kidding me.
559
00:23:05,263 --> 00:23:06,670
I don't believe in God.
560
00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:07,955
I've never believed in God.
561
00:23:07,955 --> 00:23:09,678
I had sex in high school just like you.
562
00:23:09,678 --> 00:23:10,677
- Yeah with Nathan.
563
00:23:10,677 --> 00:23:11,803
- Yeah, with Nathan.
564
00:23:11,803 --> 00:23:13,281
And when I found out that
you slept with him I thought,
565
00:23:13,281 --> 00:23:15,760
"Good on ya'," because I
knew he was a good time.
566
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,227
What of it?
567
00:23:17,227 --> 00:23:20,338
I also had sex with Aaron and Cory.
568
00:23:20,338 --> 00:23:21,338
- Fuck this.
569
00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:26,016
- Hannah, if I'm the ungodly slut,
570
00:23:26,016 --> 00:23:28,317
how come I've been super happily married
571
00:23:28,317 --> 00:23:30,899
to an amazing man for a dozen years?
572
00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:32,534
Totally faithful to one another
573
00:23:32,534 --> 00:23:33,900
and with two unbelievable boys
574
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,025
that I'm grateful for every day.
575
00:23:36,025 --> 00:23:37,407
SHouldn't you have that for being
576
00:23:37,407 --> 00:23:38,679
such a good little Christian girl
577
00:23:38,679 --> 00:23:39,512
with her knees clamped together?
578
00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:40,345
- I think she gets it, hun.
579
00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:41,396
- I don't think she does.
580
00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:42,616
- I'm sorry, no I do.
581
00:23:42,616 --> 00:23:44,591
I'm sorry, you're better than me
582
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,688
and you always have been.
583
00:23:45,688 --> 00:23:47,379
- Jesus, that's not what I'm saying.
584
00:23:47,379 --> 00:23:49,837
- I don't know what is
wrong with me, okay?
585
00:23:49,837 --> 00:23:52,207
I have always looked up to you
586
00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,674
and watching you on
Facebook all of these years
587
00:23:54,674 --> 00:23:56,875
have been part of my struggle.
588
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:59,629
I see how beautiful your family is
589
00:23:59,629 --> 00:24:02,099
and you have blazed your path,
590
00:24:02,099 --> 00:24:03,715
your glory and your happiness.
591
00:24:03,715 --> 00:24:05,217
I will give you that.
592
00:24:05,217 --> 00:24:09,143
But you have to respect the
path that I have chosen too.
593
00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:11,984
And whether you want to believe it or not,
594
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:14,401
Jesus helps me on my journey.
595
00:24:29,525 --> 00:24:31,180
- [Elle] I'm sorry.
596
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,263
- [Hannah] I'm sorry too.
597
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,423
- How do women do that?
598
00:24:40,423 --> 00:24:41,745
- [Aaron] I don't know.
599
00:24:41,745 --> 00:24:43,001
- [Nathan] It's easy.
600
00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:44,459
- Oh.
- Oh.
601
00:24:44,459 --> 00:24:47,587
- You know, I think I
known how to get this
602
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:48,907
little reunion back on track.
603
00:24:48,907 --> 00:24:50,205
- I think I like where this is headin'.
604
00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:53,242
- Do you remember our original pact?
605
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,065
- Where no matter where we were
606
00:24:55,065 --> 00:24:56,590
or what we were doing with our lives,
607
00:24:56,590 --> 00:25:01,016
we would come back here to
party on April 20th, 2017.
608
00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:03,039
- Thank God for April 20th.
609
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:05,670
- Thank God for our
unbelievably teenage foresight.
610
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,172
- I'm gonna' go freshen up,
611
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,585
but don't worry I will be back
612
00:25:08,585 --> 00:25:11,288
and I've never read anything
in the Bible against cannabis.
613
00:25:11,288 --> 00:25:13,956
- But don't you dare
touch shellfish or pork.
614
00:25:13,956 --> 00:25:16,977
- Wow, what did I ever see in you again?
615
00:25:16,977 --> 00:25:18,257
- I don't know.
616
00:25:18,257 --> 00:25:20,340
(laughs)
617
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:22,625
- All right, what are we waiting for?
618
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,692
(laughs)
619
00:25:23,692 --> 00:25:25,559
- You know what, it
would only be Christian
620
00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:28,440
to let our new friend toke first.
621
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,940
- I'll give you that pleasure.
622
00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:37,090
Well, I just want to thank you guys.
623
00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:38,633
- [Luke] Thank Aaron man, it's his house.
624
00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:41,355
- No, no, no, no practice makes perfect
625
00:25:41,355 --> 00:25:44,004
and I want to thank you all for rehearsing
626
00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:46,062
my wife's big opening.
627
00:25:46,062 --> 00:25:49,390
Big opening, opening, big opening night.
628
00:25:49,390 --> 00:25:50,322
(laughs)
629
00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:51,911
Not her big opening.
630
00:25:51,911 --> 00:25:52,954
- Oh my god!
631
00:25:52,954 --> 00:25:57,187
- Hey I didn't teach
you all of those moves.
632
00:25:57,187 --> 00:25:58,640
- I am getting more booze,
633
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,605
and just so you know, I
taught them a thing or two.
634
00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:03,244
My moves come natural.
635
00:26:03,244 --> 00:26:04,343
- That must've been Jesus.
636
00:26:04,343 --> 00:26:05,676
- Hey, to Jesus!
637
00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:09,852
- I am the one who should
be fucking embarrassed.
638
00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:12,000
- And why are you being so vulgar?
639
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,527
- I don't know.
640
00:26:13,527 --> 00:26:16,069
It's being back here, it's muscle memory.
641
00:26:16,069 --> 00:26:17,569
- I don't like it.
642
00:26:33,332 --> 00:26:36,749
- Don't blame them for my behavior, okay?
643
00:26:38,678 --> 00:26:40,345
They're good people.
644
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,626
All that shit at home, and my mom and dad.
645
00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:45,043
- I know sweetie.
646
00:26:46,054 --> 00:26:48,278
And that's part of it.
647
00:26:48,278 --> 00:26:51,406
I want them to see the responsible
648
00:26:51,406 --> 00:26:54,684
and mature man that you've become.
649
00:26:54,684 --> 00:26:58,267
I love you so much and
I am so proud of you
650
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:05,038
and I am so grateful for the
sacrifices you've made for us.
651
00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:07,807
I want them to see that.
652
00:27:07,807 --> 00:27:10,000
And I want them to think that I'm worthy
653
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,605
of the friend they hold
in such high regard.
654
00:27:12,605 --> 00:27:14,188
- You are, they do!
655
00:27:15,127 --> 00:27:16,909
- It's hard for me meeting people
656
00:27:16,909 --> 00:27:18,992
that you idolize so much.
657
00:27:19,936 --> 00:27:24,289
And now, everyone knows
that you slept with Elle.
658
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:26,217
- They've always know that.
659
00:27:26,217 --> 00:27:28,082
- Yeah but now they know that I know,
660
00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:30,082
that changes everything.
661
00:27:31,427 --> 00:27:32,448
- It does?
662
00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:35,770
- Jesus Cory, it's hard for me okay?
663
00:27:35,770 --> 00:27:37,510
Can you please be sensitive to that.
664
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:38,467
I'm here too.
665
00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,384
It's not all about you.
666
00:27:43,654 --> 00:27:44,487
- I know.
667
00:27:45,846 --> 00:27:46,679
I'm sorry.
668
00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:49,649
- Thank you.
669
00:27:55,098 --> 00:27:57,629
I just want you to respect me.
670
00:27:57,629 --> 00:27:58,796
I'm your wife.
671
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:01,860
- I will.
672
00:28:03,902 --> 00:28:04,735
I do.
673
00:28:15,679 --> 00:28:18,526
- I've narrowed the donors down to three.
674
00:28:18,526 --> 00:28:21,081
You can pick when we get home.
675
00:28:21,081 --> 00:28:21,914
- Great.
676
00:28:28,793 --> 00:28:29,626
Oh hey!
677
00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:36,482
- It's about as just as
good as we remembered.
678
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,884
- Oh, thank you.
679
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,022
- Sorry about our little episode.
680
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:40,855
- Episode?
681
00:28:42,858 --> 00:28:44,242
- Cheers.
682
00:28:44,242 --> 00:28:45,575
- [Hannah] Nice.
683
00:28:46,457 --> 00:28:50,437
- How are you handling
this so disgustingly well?
684
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,654
- I'm scared shitless.
685
00:28:51,654 --> 00:28:53,374
- Let's all raise a glass to the lost
686
00:28:53,374 --> 00:28:55,305
in between generation.
687
00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:58,725
All it took was a Facebook
message and 72 hours
688
00:28:58,725 --> 00:29:01,667
to rip us away from the grind
of our pointless adult lives.
689
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,496
- Yeah!
- Pointless lives!
690
00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:05,062
- [Cory] Wait, wait, wait though.
691
00:29:05,062 --> 00:29:06,971
Don't act like you didn't have 20 years
692
00:29:06,971 --> 00:29:08,959
and 72 hours notice, we made a pact.
693
00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:10,213
- [Aaron] Okay, good point.
694
00:29:10,213 --> 00:29:11,979
- We're too young for a midlife crisis so,
695
00:29:11,979 --> 00:29:13,624
it must astrological.
696
00:29:13,624 --> 00:29:16,056
- Oh, you flunked Mr. Hanks math class.
697
00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:18,776
74 is a completely probable age to die.
698
00:29:18,776 --> 00:29:20,609
- To death!
- To death!
699
00:29:32,991 --> 00:29:35,024
- [Luke] All right, truth shots.
700
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:35,857
- [Aaron] Oh yeah.
701
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,774
- Round and round I go.
702
00:29:39,722 --> 00:29:42,472
And where I stop,
703
00:29:44,414 --> 00:29:45,497
where I stop,
704
00:29:47,221 --> 00:29:49,554
where I stop, Elle.
705
00:29:50,868 --> 00:29:53,182
- I made out with Mr. Melser
706
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:54,926
- No!
- Oh my god!
707
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,787
- He was so sexy!
708
00:29:56,787 --> 00:29:57,828
- Sexy?
709
00:29:57,828 --> 00:30:00,129
You are out of fucking mind!
710
00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:02,712
- Yes!
- He's like 90 years old.
711
00:30:08,356 --> 00:30:09,646
♫ I sit alone
712
00:30:09,646 --> 00:30:13,146
♫ And I ask you to appear
713
00:30:16,643 --> 00:30:18,654
- You can take the bigot out of the white,
714
00:30:18,654 --> 00:30:20,863
but you can't take the
white out of the bigot.
715
00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:21,696
- True.
716
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:22,863
- Right bigot?
717
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,700
- You fellas tryin' to tell me
718
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,653
you understand African American injustice.
719
00:30:32,653 --> 00:30:35,245
- Hey, it's not our
fault we don't have any
720
00:30:35,245 --> 00:30:37,995
black high school buddies, buddy.
721
00:30:42,158 --> 00:30:44,158
It's the racist systems.
722
00:30:45,441 --> 00:30:48,228
- Here comes some good
ol' liberal conspiracy.
723
00:30:48,228 --> 00:30:50,109
- No okay, just listen.
724
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:52,853
You can't just go to any school you want.
725
00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:54,234
We had to go to the school whose
726
00:30:54,234 --> 00:30:56,149
boundaries we lived in.
727
00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:59,713
You can't live in good
boundaries, white boundaries
728
00:30:59,713 --> 00:31:02,022
unless you have a good job
729
00:31:02,022 --> 00:31:04,003
and you get that from a good education.
730
00:31:04,003 --> 00:31:06,282
And you can't get that good education
731
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:09,661
unless you live in good white boundaries.
732
00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:10,494
- Yup.
733
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,582
- Our school was diverse.
734
00:31:12,582 --> 00:31:13,946
We had Hannah.
735
00:31:13,946 --> 00:31:16,840
- Hannah was raised by white
people, she was adopted.
736
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,320
Look at the way she dresses,
737
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,042
it's like cultural gentrification.
738
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:21,292
- So you're saying I'm a racist
739
00:31:21,292 --> 00:31:23,780
because my mom wanted to
live in a nice neighborhood.
740
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,632
- [Nathan] No dude, but
that's why there were
741
00:31:25,632 --> 00:31:27,273
no black kids in our school.
742
00:31:27,273 --> 00:31:28,565
- So you think it's fair that
743
00:31:28,565 --> 00:31:30,157
minorities get special treatment.
744
00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:34,377
Scholarship, diversity
programs, hiring quotas,
745
00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:35,576
that's reverse discrimination.
746
00:31:35,576 --> 00:31:38,000
- Oh my God, how republican are you?
747
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,040
- I don't hate black people!
748
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,826
- Nothing good comes after
a statement like that.
749
00:31:42,826 --> 00:31:43,939
All right, all right, all right.
750
00:31:43,939 --> 00:31:45,471
I gotta know, abortion?
751
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,471
- Proudly pro life.
752
00:31:47,471 --> 00:31:48,399
- Obamacare?
753
00:31:48,399 --> 00:31:49,472
- Repeal it.
754
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,838
- Citizens United?
755
00:31:50,838 --> 00:31:51,894
- Free speech issue.
756
00:31:51,894 --> 00:31:54,045
- Oh fuck, second amendment?
757
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,623
- I don't carry on my person.
758
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:57,182
- Oh my God, we got a pulse.
759
00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,058
- I do keep a loaded
weapon in my trunk though.
760
00:32:00,058 --> 00:32:02,222
- I'm sorry, we've lost him.
761
00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:03,472
Full blown GOP.
762
00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:07,671
(knocks on window)
763
00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:10,767
- He could've at least shaved his ass.
764
00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:12,849
- Oh no, don't do it, oh God.
765
00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:15,044
Spank it!
- Natty ice, sick.
766
00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:17,693
♫ 1985 blinded by the propagandas
767
00:32:17,693 --> 00:32:20,804
♫ Nintendo video games while
we're ignoring our commanders
768
00:32:20,804 --> 00:32:21,948
♫ And none of them gave a shit
769
00:32:21,948 --> 00:32:26,449
♫ Well that's except for Bernie Sanders
770
00:32:26,449 --> 00:32:29,486
♫ And no one can take vacations
to the Bahamas or to Fiji
771
00:32:29,486 --> 00:32:32,542
♫ Instead we carted around
at home with Mario and Luigi
772
00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:34,875
(all cheer)
773
00:32:36,296 --> 00:32:38,463
- Guys challenge, suck it!
774
00:32:39,316 --> 00:32:41,733
(rock music)
775
00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:54,806
♫ Swing a man you better do what you can
776
00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:58,855
♫ You've been making promises
777
00:32:58,855 --> 00:33:02,561
♫ That you're not young anymore
778
00:33:02,561 --> 00:33:05,805
♫ Swing a man
779
00:33:05,805 --> 00:33:08,388
♫ Take my hand
780
00:33:25,268 --> 00:33:27,685
- You guys remember this one?
781
00:33:38,577 --> 00:33:42,799
♫ When I was young, I knew everything
782
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:47,197
♫ And she, a punk who
rarely ever took advice
783
00:33:47,197 --> 00:33:49,541
♫ Now I'm guilt stricken sobbin'
784
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:52,285
♫ With my head on the floor
785
00:33:52,285 --> 00:33:56,452
♫ Stopped a baby's breath
and a shoe full of rice, no
786
00:33:59,926 --> 00:34:03,593
♫ Can't be held responsible
787
00:34:04,466 --> 00:34:08,133
♫ She was touchin' her face
788
00:34:09,431 --> 00:34:13,623
♫ I won't be held responsible
789
00:34:13,623 --> 00:34:17,333
♫ She fell in love in the first place
790
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,378
♫ For the life of me
791
00:34:19,378 --> 00:34:22,135
♫ I can not remember
792
00:34:22,135 --> 00:34:24,759
♫ What made us think that we were wise
793
00:34:24,759 --> 00:34:27,473
♫ and we'd never compromise
794
00:34:27,473 --> 00:34:29,351
♫ For the life of me
795
00:34:29,351 --> 00:34:32,490
♫ I can not believe we'd ever die
796
00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:33,898
♫ For these sins
797
00:34:33,898 --> 00:34:37,398
♫ We were merely freshmen
798
00:34:45,889 --> 00:34:50,737
♫ My best friend took a
week's vacation to forget her
799
00:34:50,737 --> 00:34:55,100
♫ His girl took a week's
worth of Valium and slept
800
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,458
♫ And now he's guilt-stricken, sobbin'
801
00:34:57,458 --> 00:35:00,226
♫ With his head on the floor
802
00:35:00,226 --> 00:35:04,393
♫ Thinks about her now and how
he never really wept he said
803
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,334
♫ Can't be held responsible
804
00:35:10,334 --> 00:35:11,902
- Hannah.
- Yeah?
805
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:14,892
- Fuck, marry, kill.
806
00:35:14,892 --> 00:35:15,725
- Oh no.
807
00:35:18,194 --> 00:35:21,277
- Luke, Aaron, Cory.
808
00:35:22,302 --> 00:35:24,214
- Okay, I'm only going
to fuck when I marry,
809
00:35:24,214 --> 00:35:26,818
so I pick Luke for both.
810
00:35:26,818 --> 00:35:29,010
- Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
811
00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:32,835
- So you have to kill Aaron or Cory.
812
00:35:32,835 --> 00:35:33,668
- Cory.
813
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:34,584
- Oh!
814
00:35:34,584 --> 00:35:35,614
- Oh Cory?
815
00:35:35,614 --> 00:35:36,742
I love Cory.
816
00:35:36,742 --> 00:35:38,128
- I know, I do too.
817
00:35:38,128 --> 00:35:40,737
I just think he's like
physically easier to kill.
818
00:35:40,737 --> 00:35:43,171
- Aw, that is the sweetest thing
819
00:35:43,171 --> 00:35:45,387
anyone has ever said to me.
820
00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:46,238
- Mission Impossible.
821
00:35:46,238 --> 00:35:47,428
- Tom Cruise.
- Tom Cruise.
822
00:35:47,428 --> 00:35:48,942
- Whoa, he said one word this round.
823
00:35:48,942 --> 00:35:50,188
- Yeah Mission hyphen Impossible.
824
00:35:50,188 --> 00:35:52,510
- Bull hyphen shit.
825
00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,343
- Yes!
826
00:35:55,093 --> 00:35:55,940
- Battlestar Galactica.
827
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,421
- Edward James Olmos
- Five, four, three,
828
00:35:57,421 --> 00:35:58,298
- Friends.
- two, one.
829
00:35:58,298 --> 00:36:01,631
(shouting and cheering)
830
00:36:03,835 --> 00:36:04,792
- My dear.
831
00:36:04,792 --> 00:36:07,305
- At what o'clock
tomorrow shall I send him.
832
00:36:07,305 --> 00:36:09,044
- Schwarzenegger!
833
00:36:09,044 --> 00:36:10,706
- But the hour is nigh.
834
00:36:10,706 --> 00:36:12,293
- I will not fail.
835
00:36:12,293 --> 00:36:14,258
I forgot why I did call thee back.
836
00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,862
- Christopher Walken.
837
00:36:15,862 --> 00:36:18,058
- Let me stay here to bow.
838
00:36:18,058 --> 00:36:20,808
Remember it.
839
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:25,408
- I shall forget to have
thee still stand there.
840
00:36:25,408 --> 00:36:27,920
Remembering how I love thy company.
841
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,250
- Nicholas Cage!
842
00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,864
- And I'll still stay
843
00:36:30,864 --> 00:36:31,996
to have thee
844
00:36:31,996 --> 00:36:33,317
still forget
845
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:36,306
for getting any other home but this.
846
00:36:36,306 --> 00:36:37,139
Aah!
847
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:39,734
Sorry.
848
00:36:42,553 --> 00:36:44,220
- I forgot my lines.
849
00:36:45,886 --> 00:36:48,636
- Round and round and round I go.
850
00:36:54,924 --> 00:36:57,987
And Cory!
851
00:36:57,987 --> 00:37:01,218
I spied on Hannah and
Elle in the dressing room
852
00:37:01,218 --> 00:37:02,101
during Music Man.
853
00:37:02,101 --> 00:37:04,184
- Oh!
- I totally knew it!
854
00:37:05,697 --> 00:37:08,033
- I spied on Aaron in the dressing room
855
00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:09,186
during Lend me a Tenor.
856
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,019
- Yes, that's my girl!
857
00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:16,263
- Did you see anything you liked darling?
858
00:37:16,263 --> 00:37:17,263
- I'm sorry!
859
00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:27,869
♫ We were merely freshmen
860
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:32,498
♫ We were only freshmen
861
00:37:45,093 --> 00:37:46,166
- Like an organ.
862
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,765
Half the people our age and
all the millennials, sorry Kat,
863
00:37:48,765 --> 00:37:51,805
are just not willing to
work as hard as the boomers.
864
00:37:51,805 --> 00:37:53,182
They live off their parents longer,
865
00:37:53,182 --> 00:37:55,876
they go to school for a
decade like it's a job
866
00:37:55,876 --> 00:37:57,368
and then they don't get around to careers
867
00:37:57,368 --> 00:37:58,727
until they're in their 30s.
868
00:37:58,727 --> 00:38:00,561
Then it's like a race to
have risky pregnancies
869
00:38:00,561 --> 00:38:03,696
with wrinkled sperms and rotten eggs.
870
00:38:03,696 --> 00:38:05,613
- Wow, thanks for that.
871
00:38:05,613 --> 00:38:08,887
- Or maybe the social reality is that
872
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,096
the boomers had access to
cheaper, higher education
873
00:38:11,096 --> 00:38:12,682
and better paying jobs in a time
874
00:38:12,682 --> 00:38:15,039
when it wasn't mandatory
for both parents to work
875
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,238
in order to buy a house
by the time they were 24
876
00:38:17,238 --> 00:38:18,942
with their second kid on the way.
877
00:38:18,942 --> 00:38:21,354
They had more earlier because the system
878
00:38:21,354 --> 00:38:23,689
they lived in allowed them to grow.
879
00:38:23,689 --> 00:38:25,748
We've got fewer jobs, all of which require
880
00:38:25,748 --> 00:38:28,371
a master's degree and none
of which come with a pension.
881
00:38:28,371 --> 00:38:30,810
Not to mention the
astronomical student loans
882
00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:32,590
that your future job salary's never going
883
00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,974
to have the ability to pay off.
884
00:38:34,974 --> 00:38:37,143
We rush to have wrinkled sperm babies
885
00:38:37,143 --> 00:38:39,558
because biological clocks tick on
886
00:38:39,558 --> 00:38:43,725
even if we don't have at 37
what our parents had at 25.
887
00:38:44,584 --> 00:38:46,334
- Wow, thanks Bernie.
888
00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:49,472
- Too much reality.
889
00:38:49,472 --> 00:38:52,803
I need my meds, oh I need my meds!
890
00:38:52,803 --> 00:38:53,636
- Doctor!
891
00:38:53,636 --> 00:38:54,479
- Yes doctor!
892
00:38:54,479 --> 00:38:57,722
- I need 25 CCs of
Pineapple Express, stat!
893
00:38:57,722 --> 00:38:59,286
- [Nathan] You heard him nurses.
894
00:38:59,286 --> 00:39:00,369
- Yes doctor!
895
00:39:01,332 --> 00:39:05,086
- Tell my unconceived children, I...
896
00:39:05,086 --> 00:39:06,526
- We're losing him, damnit!
897
00:39:06,526 --> 00:39:07,722
- Nurse, defibrillator!
898
00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:08,555
- [Elle] Come on, come on, come on!
899
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,117
- [Nathan] Hurry up, we're
gonna be sued, damnit!
900
00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:13,524
- [Elle] We're working as fast as we can!
901
00:39:13,524 --> 00:39:15,528
- He's gonna die!
- Clear!
902
00:39:15,528 --> 00:39:16,361
- [Kat] It's ready!
903
00:39:16,361 --> 00:39:17,194
- Beeee!
904
00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:20,425
- He's slipping away!
905
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:21,307
- Again!
906
00:39:21,307 --> 00:39:22,140
- Clear!
907
00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:28,223
- Beep!
908
00:39:28,223 --> 00:39:30,306
(cheers)
909
00:39:31,422 --> 00:39:32,564
- Yes doctor.
910
00:39:32,564 --> 00:39:34,821
- You stay you hear
me, you son of a bitch.
911
00:39:34,821 --> 00:39:37,904
- I need you take deep, deep breaths.
912
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:42,463
- My wife.
913
00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:46,753
You shoot whisky so hot.
914
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,927
- You're an asshole.
915
00:39:51,985 --> 00:39:54,652
- [Hannah] We love that asshole.
916
00:39:57,450 --> 00:39:59,056
- [Cory] I'm alive!
917
00:39:59,056 --> 00:40:00,973
- I'm dying, oh my god!
918
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:07,375
(rock and roll music)
919
00:40:31,569 --> 00:40:32,754
(Nathan groans)
920
00:40:32,754 --> 00:40:34,328
- Looks like you could
use a couple more hours
921
00:40:34,328 --> 00:40:36,078
of CrossFit each day.
922
00:40:37,163 --> 00:40:38,806
The commitment is commendable.
923
00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:40,498
I could never do it myself of course
924
00:40:40,498 --> 00:40:41,844
because of all the time you have to spend
925
00:40:41,844 --> 00:40:44,329
talking about CrossFit after you CrossFit.
926
00:40:44,329 --> 00:40:47,404
- You know Keith, you're
a pretty cool dude
927
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:48,799
for hanging out with a bunch of guys
928
00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:50,632
that porked your wife.
929
00:40:52,729 --> 00:40:55,026
- You know she has nicknames
for all you guys, right?
930
00:40:55,026 --> 00:40:56,355
What was Nathan's babe?
931
00:40:56,355 --> 00:40:58,026
- Do not drag me into your shit.
932
00:40:58,026 --> 00:41:00,880
- That's right, Mr. Bigglesworth.
933
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,673
- Hannah, tell them that
that doesn't make sense.
934
00:41:03,673 --> 00:41:06,078
- Hannah is a virgin.
935
00:41:06,078 --> 00:41:07,681
She would not know.
936
00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:10,476
- And that is my cue, I am off to bed.
937
00:41:10,476 --> 00:41:13,302
- [Nathan] Aw shit, well Mr. Bigglesworth
938
00:41:13,302 --> 00:41:14,923
needs his sleep too so-
939
00:41:14,923 --> 00:41:16,334
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
940
00:41:16,334 --> 00:41:17,605
- Leave room for the holy spirit.
941
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,625
- Okay, stop.
942
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:20,031
- Goodnight guys.
943
00:41:20,031 --> 00:41:22,174
It's so good to see you.
944
00:41:22,174 --> 00:41:23,007
Night.
945
00:41:23,938 --> 00:41:25,267
- Goodnight everybody!
946
00:41:25,267 --> 00:41:26,409
See you in the morning.
947
00:41:26,409 --> 00:41:29,496
- By morning, I do hope
you mean afternoon.
948
00:41:29,496 --> 00:41:31,246
- [Hannah] Oh indeed.
949
00:41:43,132 --> 00:41:48,092
- Would drawing a dick on his
face be out of the question?
950
00:41:48,092 --> 00:41:51,259
- Okay, fuck marry kill.
951
00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:53,104
- Okay.
952
00:41:53,104 --> 00:41:55,070
- Me, Luke, and Kat.
953
00:41:55,070 --> 00:41:57,131
- What am I chopped liver?
954
00:41:57,131 --> 00:41:58,053
- Easy.
955
00:41:58,053 --> 00:42:02,220
Fuck Kat, marry you, cause then
we get to fuck all the time,
956
00:42:04,136 --> 00:42:05,226
kill Luke.
957
00:42:05,226 --> 00:42:09,059
- Can I watch you fuck
Kat before you kill me?
958
00:42:11,363 --> 00:42:13,729
All right, I need more truth!
959
00:42:13,729 --> 00:42:14,633
- Truth!
960
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:17,831
- [Luke] Round and round I go.
961
00:42:17,831 --> 00:42:20,414
Where I stop, who gives a shit?
962
00:42:23,101 --> 00:42:24,101
- Thank you.
963
00:42:25,706 --> 00:42:26,539
- Keith.
964
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,157
- I'm gonna bang you very hard tonight.
965
00:42:30,157 --> 00:42:32,240
(laughs)
966
00:42:33,649 --> 00:42:34,984
- The game is played by saying something
967
00:42:34,984 --> 00:42:37,228
the rest of the group
doesn't already know.
968
00:42:37,228 --> 00:42:39,877
- All right, this fifth
wheel's callin' it.
969
00:42:39,877 --> 00:42:41,177
- You're not a fifth wheel.
970
00:42:41,177 --> 00:42:43,717
- Ah, I see you also failed
Mr. Hanks math class.
971
00:42:43,717 --> 00:42:45,555
- Oh no, she just means we haven't had sex
972
00:42:45,555 --> 00:42:47,019
in 16 months, so.
973
00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:48,376
- Jesus, Cory!
974
00:42:48,376 --> 00:42:51,161
- Yup, it's definitely time to call it.
975
00:42:51,161 --> 00:42:54,730
- We're doing truth shots and
you don't fuck me anymore.
976
00:42:54,730 --> 00:42:55,897
So-
- Fuck you.
977
00:42:57,976 --> 00:43:00,226
- Not in a long, long time.
978
00:43:03,534 --> 00:43:06,701
And round and around I go,
979
00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:10,817
rotting slow from the inside out.
980
00:43:13,036 --> 00:43:15,702
- Oh don't worry, all the booze will keep
981
00:43:15,702 --> 00:43:17,535
your corpse preserved.
982
00:43:18,831 --> 00:43:19,998
- Oh god, oof.
983
00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:23,322
All right, who's got the golf cart keys?
984
00:43:23,322 --> 00:43:24,435
- I thought you were callin' it?
985
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,501
- For here yes, but I still
think I can make last call
986
00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:27,726
at the School House.
987
00:43:27,726 --> 00:43:29,417
- Yes, School House!
988
00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:31,116
- School House!
- Let's do it!
989
00:43:31,116 --> 00:43:32,830
- [Luke] That's where it's goin'.
990
00:43:32,830 --> 00:43:34,451
- We're not goin, we're staying here.
991
00:43:34,451 --> 00:43:36,294
- [Luke] Leave my beer here.
992
00:43:36,294 --> 00:43:38,104
Do you know how to get there?
993
00:43:38,104 --> 00:43:39,333
- [Cory] No.
994
00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:41,138
- Have fun kids.
995
00:43:41,138 --> 00:43:42,716
- [Keith] You we will.
996
00:43:42,716 --> 00:43:44,974
- [Elle] Careful, I think
you can still get a DUI
997
00:43:44,974 --> 00:43:46,523
on a golf cart.
998
00:43:46,523 --> 00:43:48,341
- Fore!
- It's okay, he's driving.
999
00:43:48,341 --> 00:43:50,424
(laughs)
1000
00:43:58,829 --> 00:44:00,752
- What's his nickname?
1001
00:44:00,752 --> 00:44:02,124
- Battle Cat.
1002
00:44:02,124 --> 00:44:04,207
(laughs)
1003
00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:09,144
- By the power of Grayskull.
1004
00:44:09,144 --> 00:44:12,029
♫ I want to give you all of me
1005
00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:15,045
♫ But not that much
1006
00:44:15,045 --> 00:44:17,084
♫ Because you're gonna' throw it away
1007
00:44:17,084 --> 00:44:20,584
♫ Well you got that touch
1008
00:44:23,412 --> 00:44:27,579
♫ I am giving all
1009
00:44:30,939 --> 00:44:35,106
♫ Have I got you down
1010
00:44:36,494 --> 00:44:38,296
- Didn't realize how
much I missed everybody
1011
00:44:38,296 --> 00:44:40,394
until I actually saw your faces.
1012
00:44:40,394 --> 00:44:42,708
- Yeah, I almost didn't come.
1013
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:43,958
I'm glad I did.
1014
00:44:45,345 --> 00:44:49,512
♫ You're not the only one
who's sleepin' in this bed
1015
00:44:52,269 --> 00:44:56,133
♫ You have misspoken
1016
00:44:56,133 --> 00:44:59,586
♫ You got no liberty
1017
00:44:59,586 --> 00:45:00,419
- Wow.
1018
00:45:01,746 --> 00:45:06,371
♫ You rain above the
beggars and the thiefs
1019
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,583
(Kat sobs)
1020
00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:12,750
♫ You are not my maker
1021
00:45:28,952 --> 00:45:29,785
- Fuck!
1022
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:32,066
Damnit!
1023
00:46:04,069 --> 00:46:07,406
♫ I have been broken
1024
00:46:07,406 --> 00:46:11,208
♫ I have been left for dead
1025
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:15,375
♫ You're not the only one
who's sleepin' in this bed
1026
00:46:19,021 --> 00:46:22,521
♫ You have misspoken
1027
00:46:22,521 --> 00:46:25,604
♫ You got no liberty
1028
00:46:26,808 --> 00:46:30,975
♫ You rain above the
beggars and the thiefs
1029
00:46:34,597 --> 00:46:38,180
♫ And you are not my maker
1030
00:46:41,683 --> 00:46:45,266
♫ No, you are not my maker
1031
00:46:49,610 --> 00:46:51,443
♫ Ooh
1032
00:46:56,797 --> 00:46:58,630
♫ Ooh
1033
00:47:04,271 --> 00:47:06,104
♫ Ooh
1034
00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:24,068
♫ I have been broken
1035
00:47:24,068 --> 00:47:27,750
♫ I have been left for dead
1036
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:30,285
♫ And you're not the only one
1037
00:47:30,285 --> 00:47:34,035
♫ Who's sleepin' in this bed
1038
00:47:35,282 --> 00:47:38,946
♫ You have misspoken
1039
00:47:38,946 --> 00:47:42,279
♫ You've got no liberty
1040
00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:47,485
♫ You rain above the
beggars and the thiefs
1041
00:47:51,434 --> 00:47:55,017
♫ And you are not my maker
1042
00:47:58,491 --> 00:48:01,991
♫ No you are not my maker
1043
00:48:06,471 --> 00:48:09,054
(cart crashes)
1044
00:48:12,072 --> 00:48:14,322
(coughing)
1045
00:48:19,853 --> 00:48:22,466
- Should we just park it here?
1046
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:23,885
- [Cory] Don't forget to lock it.
1047
00:48:23,885 --> 00:48:25,885
(beeps)
1048
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:29,457
- How much farther?
1049
00:48:29,457 --> 00:48:31,146
- [Cory] Not far.
1050
00:48:31,146 --> 00:48:31,979
This way.
1051
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:36,376
(singing unintelligibly)
1052
00:48:58,094 --> 00:49:02,261
- [Elle] Shh, you don't
want to wake up my parents.
1053
00:49:11,299 --> 00:49:12,132
- Shit.
1054
00:49:23,214 --> 00:49:24,047
Babe.
1055
00:49:25,436 --> 00:49:26,269
Babe.
1056
00:49:38,431 --> 00:49:39,264
Babe.
1057
00:49:45,028 --> 00:49:47,111
- Do you want me to stop?
1058
00:49:49,243 --> 00:49:50,076
- No.
1059
00:49:54,189 --> 00:49:56,856
(heavy breaths)
1060
00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:26,008
(Elle panting)
1061
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:49,794
(moans)
1062
00:51:34,632 --> 00:51:36,132
- [Elle] Amateurs.
1063
00:52:11,801 --> 00:52:13,599
- I'm thinkin'
1064
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:16,266
hairy, landing strip,
1065
00:52:17,341 --> 00:52:19,333
open faced roast beef sandwich.
1066
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:23,367
- How very interesting, you're
a true vulgarian, aren't you?
1067
00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:26,117
- You're the vulgarian, you fuck.
1068
00:52:29,337 --> 00:52:31,091
- Prison dude, shit.
1069
00:52:31,091 --> 00:52:33,003
- Yeah I don't want to talk about it.
1070
00:52:33,003 --> 00:52:34,470
- Look, I just want you-
1071
00:52:34,470 --> 00:52:37,637
- Dude, I don't want to talk about it.
1072
00:52:39,479 --> 00:52:41,048
You ever miss being single?
1073
00:52:41,048 --> 00:52:43,733
- Oh yeah, 'cause you
make it look so desirable.
1074
00:52:43,733 --> 00:52:46,466
- You don't make a very good case for it.
1075
00:52:46,466 --> 00:52:49,299
- Hey, it's a lot of hard work but
1076
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:51,852
sometimes it's worth it.
1077
00:52:51,852 --> 00:52:53,376
- I'll hand it to you,
1078
00:52:53,376 --> 00:52:55,253
Kat is smokin' but for
every hot piece of ass
1079
00:52:55,253 --> 00:52:57,190
there's a a dude somewhere
that's tired of fuckin' her.
1080
00:52:57,190 --> 00:53:00,788
- She doesn't give me
enough to get tired of.
1081
00:53:00,788 --> 00:53:02,019
- I'm gettin' married tonight.
1082
00:53:02,019 --> 00:53:02,852
- [Cory] No.
1083
00:53:02,852 --> 00:53:03,685
- I'm goin' in.
1084
00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:05,044
- Don't-
- They need me.
1085
00:53:05,044 --> 00:53:06,377
- [Cory] Oh god.
1086
00:53:08,404 --> 00:53:09,991
- So, my friend over here thinks
1087
00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:11,964
I'm out of my league but uh,
1088
00:53:11,964 --> 00:53:16,131
I'm thinkin' wet, wetter, and wettest?
1089
00:53:40,691 --> 00:53:43,108
(water runs)
1090
00:53:51,947 --> 00:53:53,030
- I love you.
1091
00:53:54,768 --> 00:53:55,601
- I know.
1092
00:54:00,015 --> 00:54:03,432
- We got a little crazy and had some fun.
1093
00:54:04,514 --> 00:54:05,764
- We're stoned.
1094
00:54:07,054 --> 00:54:09,319
- [Keith] It's not fun
with just the two of us?
1095
00:54:09,319 --> 00:54:11,547
- I didn't say that.
1096
00:54:11,547 --> 00:54:13,523
- You said we had some fun.
1097
00:54:13,523 --> 00:54:14,606
- It was fun.
1098
00:54:15,497 --> 00:54:17,180
You thought so too.
1099
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:19,922
I asked and you said not to stop.
1100
00:54:19,922 --> 00:54:23,253
- You didn't ask if I wanted him to stop.
1101
00:54:23,253 --> 00:54:25,641
- Keith, really semantics?
1102
00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:28,865
- If you didn't like it
then we don't do it again.
1103
00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:31,564
- You want to do it again?
1104
00:54:31,564 --> 00:54:33,606
- Since when are you jealous?
1105
00:54:33,606 --> 00:54:37,523
- Since an old boyfriend
fucked you in the ass.
1106
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:45,165
- I have been with you for a long time.
1107
00:54:45,165 --> 00:54:46,627
You and only you.
1108
00:54:46,627 --> 00:54:47,460
- I know.
1109
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:49,197
- And we both got shit out of our systems
1110
00:54:49,197 --> 00:54:51,305
before we met and I like
to think we've had fun
1111
00:54:51,305 --> 00:54:54,083
experimenting with each other.
1112
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:55,372
- [Keith] Oh yeah?
1113
00:54:55,372 --> 00:54:58,024
- Don't turn me into a cheap
whore for doing something
1114
00:54:58,024 --> 00:55:02,499
that we both, that all
three of us consented to.
1115
00:55:02,499 --> 00:55:03,999
- Did you like it?
1116
00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:09,324
- You asking me for the
truth or a comforting lie?
1117
00:55:09,324 --> 00:55:11,707
- you fucking liked it.
1118
00:55:11,707 --> 00:55:13,280
- Yes, Keith.
1119
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,925
I'm a heterosexual woman who enjoys sex
1120
00:55:15,925 --> 00:55:17,937
and what we did together with a very
1121
00:55:17,937 --> 00:55:20,604
trusted old friend was exciting.
1122
00:55:22,035 --> 00:55:23,665
- How long have you wanted to do this?
1123
00:55:23,665 --> 00:55:25,173
- I'm not having this conversation.
1124
00:55:25,173 --> 00:55:26,096
- How long, Elle?
1125
00:55:26,096 --> 00:55:27,530
Have I been boring you?
1126
00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:28,748
- Are we forgetting that not only
1127
00:55:28,748 --> 00:55:30,813
did you tell me not to
stop but you finished.
1128
00:55:30,813 --> 00:55:32,372
You obviously weren't that turned off.
1129
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:34,299
- Oh, so you now you think I'm gay.
1130
00:55:34,299 --> 00:55:35,132
- Yes!
1131
00:55:35,971 --> 00:55:38,804
I decided you must be fucking gay.
1132
00:55:43,726 --> 00:55:46,309
(somber music)
1133
00:56:46,765 --> 00:56:49,348
(pills rattle)
1134
00:56:59,843 --> 00:57:01,903
Would you think I was gay if
we did it with another woman?
1135
00:57:01,903 --> 00:57:02,746
- Of course not!
1136
00:57:02,746 --> 00:57:03,967
- Oh no, of course not.
1137
00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,234
What's the difference Keith?
1138
00:57:05,234 --> 00:57:06,784
- The difference is he was inside you.
1139
00:57:06,784 --> 00:57:07,861
- So were you!
1140
00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:09,442
- I know I sound like an asshole
1141
00:57:09,442 --> 00:57:10,555
but what do you want me to do?
1142
00:57:10,555 --> 00:57:11,892
Just pretend that I'm cool?
1143
00:57:11,892 --> 00:57:14,283
I can't explain it, I'm not
threatened by another woman.
1144
00:57:14,283 --> 00:57:15,838
- Of course you're not.
1145
00:57:15,838 --> 00:57:17,106
You're turned on.
1146
00:57:17,106 --> 00:57:19,754
Funny how it's okay for you
to be turned on by two girls
1147
00:57:19,754 --> 00:57:22,519
but it's not okay for me to
be turned on by two guys.
1148
00:57:22,519 --> 00:57:24,849
- Listen to me Elle, he was inside you!
1149
00:57:24,849 --> 00:57:26,607
He was inside you!
1150
00:57:26,607 --> 00:57:28,843
I don't know why that puts
me in a rage but it does.
1151
00:57:28,843 --> 00:57:29,918
I feel violated.
1152
00:57:29,918 --> 00:57:31,386
- Dicks in two holes at
once and you're the one
1153
00:57:31,386 --> 00:57:32,515
who feels violated.
1154
00:57:32,515 --> 00:57:33,568
- I thought you said you liked it.
1155
00:57:33,568 --> 00:57:34,581
- I did!
1156
00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:37,079
I'm just trying to show you
how stupid you're being.
1157
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:38,823
- Fuck Elle, I love you.
1158
00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:41,481
I fucking love you and I'm scared, okay?
1159
00:57:41,481 --> 00:57:43,543
I have no fucking idea
how we got it so good
1160
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,231
and sometimes I'm just waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
1161
00:57:46,231 --> 00:57:48,356
I was terrified to meet your friends.
1162
00:57:48,356 --> 00:57:50,691
You never said anything
bad about any of them
1163
00:57:50,691 --> 00:57:52,271
and you slept with three of them.
1164
00:57:52,271 --> 00:57:54,187
So I come up here to
be a supportive husband
1165
00:57:54,187 --> 00:57:55,615
scared of death one of them won't like me
1166
00:57:55,615 --> 00:57:56,552
and added to the situation
1167
00:57:56,552 --> 00:57:58,153
I don't know how much whiskey, more pot
1168
00:57:58,153 --> 00:58:01,154
than I've smoked in all
my teenage years and boom!
1169
00:58:01,154 --> 00:58:03,380
Here I am making love to my beautiful wife
1170
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:06,389
while some dude's balls slap into mine.
1171
00:58:06,389 --> 00:58:07,389
- I'm sorry.
1172
00:58:08,595 --> 00:58:09,428
I'm sorry.
1173
00:58:10,847 --> 00:58:14,173
I just needed to feel close to somebody.
1174
00:58:14,173 --> 00:58:16,544
It was a mistake, it was my mistake.
1175
00:58:16,544 --> 00:58:17,571
Please don't blame her.
1176
00:58:17,571 --> 00:58:19,373
- Aaron-
- No.
1177
00:58:19,373 --> 00:58:21,956
I invited everyone up here for,
1178
00:58:23,251 --> 00:58:25,373
for one last good time
before I killed myself.
1179
00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:26,387
- Aaron, stop.
1180
00:58:26,387 --> 00:58:27,220
- No.
1181
00:58:32,443 --> 00:58:33,276
Chuck
1182
00:58:36,933 --> 00:58:38,183
was my partner.
1183
00:58:40,257 --> 00:58:42,292
We never told anyone because we knew
1184
00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:44,047
everyone would jump to
bullshit conclusions-
1185
00:58:44,047 --> 00:58:46,334
- If he did anything to
you when you were a kid,
1186
00:58:46,334 --> 00:58:47,331
it was a crime.
1187
00:58:47,331 --> 00:58:48,164
- Bingo.
1188
00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:51,865
Thank you for proving my point.
1189
00:58:51,865 --> 00:58:52,775
- You're hurt.
1190
00:58:52,775 --> 00:58:53,692
- No, stop.
1191
00:58:54,996 --> 00:58:55,972
Just listen.
1192
00:58:55,972 --> 00:58:57,972
- Okay, we're listening.
1193
00:59:01,382 --> 00:59:02,965
- It was an amazing
1194
00:59:05,593 --> 00:59:08,760
and forbidden fairy tale for 14 years.
1195
00:59:17,803 --> 00:59:19,136
The cancer just-
1196
00:59:27,818 --> 00:59:30,235
And then in two, in two years
1197
00:59:33,682 --> 00:59:35,349
he just wasted away.
1198
00:59:38,063 --> 00:59:40,480
There was nothing I could do.
1199
00:59:43,850 --> 00:59:46,728
- [Elle] It's gonna' be okay.
1200
00:59:46,728 --> 00:59:47,561
- Help me.
1201
00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:50,176
- We're here, we're all here.
1202
00:59:50,176 --> 00:59:51,818
- [Aaron] No, help me!
1203
00:59:51,818 --> 00:59:53,331
- We're here, Aaron, we're here.
1204
00:59:53,331 --> 00:59:54,581
- I took pills.
1205
00:59:56,097 --> 00:59:57,831
- [Keith] What did you take?
1206
00:59:57,831 --> 00:59:59,378
- What are you saying, what kind of pills?
1207
00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:00,953
- All of them.
1208
01:00:00,953 --> 01:00:02,370
Everything I had.
1209
01:00:03,590 --> 01:00:05,731
- What did you take, Aaron?
1210
01:00:05,731 --> 01:00:08,148
(Aaron sobs)
1211
01:00:09,496 --> 01:00:11,681
- Come on, come on.
1212
01:00:11,681 --> 01:00:13,410
Give it up, man!
1213
01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:14,451
Come on, give it up!
1214
01:00:14,451 --> 01:00:15,531
Give it up.
1215
01:00:15,531 --> 01:00:17,948
(Aaron gags)
1216
01:00:20,546 --> 01:00:22,069
Sorry buddy, we got to do this again.
1217
01:00:22,069 --> 01:00:24,162
Come on, give it up!
1218
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:26,579
(Aaron gags)
1219
01:00:30,235 --> 01:00:31,302
Come on.
1220
01:00:31,302 --> 01:00:34,052
(vomit splashes)
1221
01:00:35,655 --> 01:00:38,159
One more time, one more time, come on.
1222
01:00:38,159 --> 01:00:40,576
(Aaron gags)
1223
01:01:04,017 --> 01:01:05,517
- I want him back.
1224
01:01:09,785 --> 01:01:10,618
- Water.
1225
01:01:13,221 --> 01:01:15,388
- [Aaron] I want him back.
1226
01:01:33,381 --> 01:01:36,048
(calming music)
1227
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,123
- Hi sweetie.
1228
01:03:25,215 --> 01:03:27,132
How's everything going?
1229
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,113
Good.
1230
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,670
Where's grammy?
1231
01:03:33,655 --> 01:03:35,572
Yum, what's she making?
1232
01:03:37,413 --> 01:03:40,282
No, we haven't had breakfast yet.
1233
01:03:40,282 --> 01:03:42,765
I know crazy, we stayed
up past our bedtime
1234
01:03:42,765 --> 01:03:44,182
then we slept in.
1235
01:03:46,544 --> 01:03:49,389
You put her on the phone?
1236
01:03:49,389 --> 01:03:50,222
Oh no,
1237
01:03:51,351 --> 01:03:53,423
no, no, no that's fine.
1238
01:03:53,423 --> 01:03:55,782
Just tell her I'll call in a little bit.
1239
01:03:55,782 --> 01:03:57,032
Okay, love you.
1240
01:03:58,415 --> 01:03:59,248
Bye.
1241
01:04:05,953 --> 01:04:09,392
- Kids fought the will tooth and nail,
1242
01:04:09,392 --> 01:04:11,777
but time they are changin'.
1243
01:04:11,777 --> 01:04:13,519
We were in the middle of our trial
1244
01:04:13,519 --> 01:04:16,713
when the Supreme Court
finally made it's decision,
1245
01:04:16,713 --> 01:04:20,046
but the whole process took a lot longer.
1246
01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:25,700
From the day that he went
to the day I got the deed,
1247
01:04:27,601 --> 01:04:29,601
it was almost 15 months.
1248
01:04:31,952 --> 01:04:32,785
I won.
1249
01:04:35,844 --> 01:04:39,011
I won and I don't even want the place.
1250
01:04:49,843 --> 01:04:53,461
- Oh, am I interrupting something?
1251
01:04:53,461 --> 01:04:54,881
- Kinda.
1252
01:04:54,881 --> 01:04:57,452
We had sex last night but
it was just comfort sex
1253
01:04:57,452 --> 01:05:00,658
'cause Aaron misses
his life partner Mr. K.
1254
01:05:00,658 --> 01:05:02,778
- I can't believe you.
1255
01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:04,346
- Does Keith know?
1256
01:05:04,346 --> 01:05:05,828
- Well, we didn't want
him to feel left out
1257
01:05:05,828 --> 01:05:07,058
so we let him join in.
1258
01:05:07,058 --> 01:05:08,503
- Jesus.
1259
01:05:08,503 --> 01:05:10,048
- Oh shit.
1260
01:05:10,048 --> 01:05:12,267
If I'd had know sex with
Aaron and Keith was an option,
1261
01:05:12,267 --> 01:05:14,860
I wouldn't have gone to the
bar with Luke last night.
1262
01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:17,601
- Oh I did not expect
happy faces this morning.
1263
01:05:17,601 --> 01:05:19,773
- Are you saying you didn't
enjoy our company last night?
1264
01:05:19,773 --> 01:05:22,112
- Oh I did, it's just I thought um,
1265
01:05:22,112 --> 01:05:25,241
hangovers take twice as long
to get over in your 30s.
1266
01:05:25,241 --> 01:05:26,951
- Is that true, Cory?
1267
01:05:26,951 --> 01:05:28,623
Do they take twice as long?
1268
01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:31,935
- Yes, God I hate you, yes.
1269
01:05:31,935 --> 01:05:33,933
- I'm sorry, I am sorry.
1270
01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:36,130
I'm gonna' make it up to you.
1271
01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:37,576
- Well, now that you're gay.
1272
01:05:37,576 --> 01:05:38,409
- In your dreams.
1273
01:05:38,409 --> 01:05:39,764
- You had as much as we did last night
1274
01:05:39,764 --> 01:05:41,250
and you seem pretty happy.
1275
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,464
Did you work off some of the alcohol
1276
01:05:42,464 --> 01:05:44,547
before you went to sleep.
1277
01:05:46,438 --> 01:05:47,271
You did!
1278
01:05:49,436 --> 01:05:51,068
Oh my god, you did?
1279
01:05:51,068 --> 01:05:52,438
- Are you going to hell now?
1280
01:05:52,438 --> 01:05:53,530
- I mean, you may as well just
1281
01:05:53,530 --> 01:05:55,224
I don't know, start taking up false idols
1282
01:05:55,224 --> 01:05:56,704
and coveting thy neighbor's wife.
1283
01:05:56,704 --> 01:05:58,243
- Okay, okay you guys were right
1284
01:05:58,243 --> 01:06:00,561
and I don't think I'm gonna'
be eternally punished,
1285
01:06:00,561 --> 01:06:02,228
but I was right too.
1286
01:06:03,247 --> 01:06:05,223
- You saw Jesus when you came.
1287
01:06:05,223 --> 01:06:06,056
- Gross.
1288
01:06:06,056 --> 01:06:08,118
- Does that mean you
owe, I don't know, Nathan
1289
01:06:08,118 --> 01:06:10,380
like 30 sheep or something now?
1290
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:15,009
- You're the gatekeeper
and Nathan's the keymaster?
1291
01:06:15,009 --> 01:06:17,662
- I want you inside me!
1292
01:06:17,662 --> 01:06:19,758
- Oh, it sounds like you
got at least two or three
1293
01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:20,891
people in there already.
1294
01:06:20,891 --> 01:06:22,399
- Just two, Keith and Aaron.
1295
01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:23,481
- Wow!
1296
01:06:23,481 --> 01:06:24,387
Really?
1297
01:06:24,387 --> 01:06:26,489
- We were jokin' about that right?
1298
01:06:26,489 --> 01:06:29,322
- Not joking, so how were you right?
1299
01:06:29,322 --> 01:06:32,426
- Well, don't you think it's
just a little too coincidental
1300
01:06:32,426 --> 01:06:35,245
that after not giving myself
to anybody for 20 years,
1301
01:06:35,245 --> 01:06:38,348
I see Nathan and everything
falls into place.
1302
01:06:38,348 --> 01:06:39,779
- Both at the same time?
1303
01:06:39,779 --> 01:06:41,727
- Yup, so what are you saying?
1304
01:06:41,727 --> 01:06:43,072
That somehow he's the one?
1305
01:06:43,072 --> 01:06:44,388
- That's exactly what I'm saying
1306
01:06:44,388 --> 01:06:46,042
and it felt really good.
1307
01:06:46,042 --> 01:06:47,805
- I bet it did.
1308
01:06:47,805 --> 01:06:49,204
- It felt right.
1309
01:06:49,204 --> 01:06:51,483
- I didn't see a coffee pot so-
1310
01:06:51,483 --> 01:06:53,119
- Oh god, gimme!
1311
01:06:53,119 --> 01:06:55,916
- I did see old Keith
here killing himself.
1312
01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:59,550
- I'm not used to running in these hills.
1313
01:06:59,550 --> 01:07:01,050
These are for you.
1314
01:07:01,888 --> 01:07:05,788
- [Cory] Why was he running in heels?
1315
01:07:05,788 --> 01:07:07,219
- [Nathan] Who wants the first cup?
1316
01:07:07,219 --> 01:07:08,668
- [Cory] Sweet caffeine.
1317
01:07:08,668 --> 01:07:12,585
- So, how was it for you?
1318
01:07:14,923 --> 01:07:16,779
- Jeez, kiss and tell much?
1319
01:07:16,779 --> 01:07:18,590
- I didn't say anything.
1320
01:07:18,590 --> 01:07:21,583
- The man is a Jedi, I couldn't break him.
1321
01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,141
He was as tight lipped as you were
1322
01:07:23,141 --> 01:07:25,036
until last night apparently.
1323
01:07:25,036 --> 01:07:27,647
- Oh, zing.
- Wow.
1324
01:07:27,647 --> 01:07:30,090
- So, I'm a little slow this morning.
1325
01:07:30,090 --> 01:07:32,173
So, did your balls touch?
1326
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:36,936
(laughs)
1327
01:07:36,936 --> 01:07:38,664
- You can't very well
come in here this morning
1328
01:07:38,664 --> 01:07:41,075
slinging sex jokes in a group of people
1329
01:07:41,075 --> 01:07:42,351
who've known each other this long
1330
01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:45,166
and not expect retaliation.
1331
01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:48,166
- No, no, no, I accept it.
1332
01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:51,583
Yes Cory, indeed our testicles did touch.
1333
01:07:53,006 --> 01:07:54,758
- No need to worry, Keith.
1334
01:07:54,758 --> 01:07:56,042
They had a very manly feel.
1335
01:07:56,042 --> 01:07:57,748
- Thank you Aaron, I appreciate that.
1336
01:07:57,748 --> 01:08:00,329
- [Nathan] Why were balls touching?
1337
01:08:00,329 --> 01:08:01,280
You know what, nevermind.
1338
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,894
I don't want to know.
1339
01:08:02,894 --> 01:08:05,320
- Hey, how's the old ball and chain.
1340
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,778
- I am in for it, she was not in the room
1341
01:08:07,778 --> 01:08:09,365
when I got back last night.
1342
01:08:09,365 --> 01:08:11,583
- Should we be worried.
1343
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:12,430
- Hardly.
1344
01:08:12,430 --> 01:08:14,234
I'm like a kid who gets the privilege
1345
01:08:14,234 --> 01:08:17,809
of sleeping next to her taken
away when I've been bad.
1346
01:08:17,809 --> 01:08:20,187
She sleeps in the den
more than the bedroom.
1347
01:08:20,187 --> 01:08:22,287
- Thank you for reminding me
why I stay actively single.
1348
01:08:22,287 --> 01:08:23,872
- Sorry Cor, no fun.
1349
01:08:23,872 --> 01:08:26,951
- [Nathan] So, has anyone seen Luke?
1350
01:08:26,951 --> 01:08:29,820
I feel bad but I don't
know what to say to him.
1351
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:32,732
- Well, he was way too drunk
to work his magic last night,
1352
01:08:32,732 --> 01:08:34,815
but that didn't stop him.
1353
01:08:35,758 --> 01:08:37,223
God bless him.
1354
01:08:37,223 --> 01:08:39,677
I couldn't hang so I just left him there,
1355
01:08:39,677 --> 01:08:41,773
but he said that he was
going to get his dick wet
1356
01:08:41,773 --> 01:08:44,046
before prison if it was
the last thing he did.
1357
01:08:44,046 --> 01:08:46,519
(laughs)
1358
01:08:46,519 --> 01:08:49,769
- [Elle] Breakfasts almost ready, guys.
1359
01:08:53,121 --> 01:08:54,454
- [Hannah] Cory?
1360
01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:57,148
- [Aaron] You okay?
1361
01:09:02,744 --> 01:09:05,244
- Excuse me for just a second.
1362
01:09:10,806 --> 01:09:11,973
- [Aaron] Cor?
1363
01:09:14,158 --> 01:09:14,991
- Kat!
1364
01:09:20,908 --> 01:09:23,491
- [Nathan] Cory, what's up man?
1365
01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:28,422
- Fuck.
1366
01:09:28,422 --> 01:09:29,566
Kat!
1367
01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:32,649
- Cory, let's not jump to conclusion.
1368
01:09:41,642 --> 01:09:43,707
- Oh man.
- Cory!
1369
01:09:43,707 --> 01:09:45,207
- Kat, god damnit!
1370
01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:48,999
- Cor, calm down.
- Where the hell are you?
1371
01:09:48,999 --> 01:09:49,832
- Kat!
1372
01:09:58,838 --> 01:09:59,921
Motherfucker!
1373
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:04,623
What the fuck is wrong with me?
1374
01:10:08,812 --> 01:10:09,645
Luke!
1375
01:10:16,594 --> 01:10:17,427
Luke!
1376
01:10:39,596 --> 01:10:40,929
- [Nathan] Cory.
1377
01:10:42,891 --> 01:10:43,724
Cory.
1378
01:10:47,051 --> 01:10:48,321
- [Cory] Get your shit.
1379
01:10:48,321 --> 01:10:49,154
- Cory.
1380
01:10:49,154 --> 01:10:51,080
- Get your shit and get out of here.
1381
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:51,953
- Stop, don't.
1382
01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:53,316
- Fuck me!
1383
01:10:53,316 --> 01:10:54,681
Damnit.
1384
01:10:54,681 --> 01:10:55,848
- Cory please.
1385
01:10:58,464 --> 01:11:00,967
- Get your shit, and go.
1386
01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:02,748
And I want you out of the
apartment by the time I'm back.
1387
01:11:02,748 --> 01:11:03,581
- Cory.
1388
01:11:03,581 --> 01:11:04,539
- Do it!
1389
01:11:04,539 --> 01:11:06,872
(Kat cries)
1390
01:11:13,231 --> 01:11:14,731
- I'm sorry, guys.
1391
01:11:23,157 --> 01:11:26,240
- You know what, let's go for a walk.
1392
01:11:27,914 --> 01:11:29,331
Come on, come on.
1393
01:11:31,502 --> 01:11:32,335
Let's go.
1394
01:11:36,534 --> 01:11:39,617
- Some things never change, huh Luke?
1395
01:11:50,659 --> 01:11:52,405
- Real grown up, Cory.
1396
01:11:52,405 --> 01:11:56,572
Real fucking grown up to just
walk away from your problems.
1397
01:11:57,561 --> 01:11:59,032
I messed up,
1398
01:11:59,032 --> 01:12:01,075
but let's not pretend
that you didn't contribute
1399
01:12:01,075 --> 01:12:04,992
to the pile of shit that
led my down this path.
1400
01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:10,025
I messed up okay?
1401
01:12:10,025 --> 01:12:12,237
Please give me a break!
1402
01:12:12,237 --> 01:12:15,040
It's not like you didn't
fuck Miss Perfect over here.
1403
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,447
- That was 20 years ago.
1404
01:12:16,447 --> 01:12:19,030
- Don't you fucking talk to me!
1405
01:12:24,489 --> 01:12:26,822
(car beeps)
1406
01:12:41,377 --> 01:12:43,960
(somber music)
1407
01:13:28,247 --> 01:13:30,841
- Last night meant something to me.
1408
01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:34,591
You're the only one I've
ever done that with.
1409
01:13:35,676 --> 01:13:38,093
- That's a lot of pressure, Hannah.
1410
01:13:38,093 --> 01:13:38,962
- No, no, no.
1411
01:13:38,962 --> 01:13:40,819
Don't let there be any pressure.
1412
01:13:40,819 --> 01:13:42,063
There's no pressure.
1413
01:13:42,063 --> 01:13:42,896
- Hannah-
1414
01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:49,523
Hannah.
1415
01:13:52,807 --> 01:13:54,057
We were stoned.
1416
01:13:57,871 --> 01:13:59,539
I cherish you.
1417
01:13:59,539 --> 01:14:02,126
I cherish everyone here.
1418
01:14:02,126 --> 01:14:03,547
Even Luke.
1419
01:14:03,547 --> 01:14:05,299
I don't regret anything
we did in high school
1420
01:14:05,299 --> 01:14:09,382
and I don't regret what
happened last night, but-
1421
01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,958
- But I'm not the one.
1422
01:14:17,151 --> 01:14:18,568
- Hannah, Hannah.
1423
01:14:22,818 --> 01:14:24,651
There's no such thing.
1424
01:14:26,387 --> 01:14:29,246
There's no such thing
as the perfect person
1425
01:14:29,246 --> 01:14:30,163
for anyone.
1426
01:14:32,588 --> 01:14:33,480
I know I-
1427
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:34,397
- I get it.
1428
01:14:45,698 --> 01:14:48,281
(Hannah cries)
1429
01:14:57,568 --> 01:14:58,990
- [Keith] I wouldn't want
to be held responsible
1430
01:14:58,990 --> 01:15:01,130
for my actions if I
had a timer on freedom.
1431
01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:05,139
- Trust me, it's only a coincidence
that he has that excuse.
1432
01:15:05,139 --> 01:15:08,889
- Jeez, did you even
like him in high school?
1433
01:15:10,713 --> 01:15:13,593
- We were at the most
fragile and insecure moments
1434
01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:16,177
in our lives and here comes this
1435
01:15:16,177 --> 01:15:19,570
self assured, determined man boy
1436
01:15:19,570 --> 01:15:21,296
who was ready to lead us into battle.
1437
01:15:21,296 --> 01:15:24,661
And even when he wasn't equipped himself,
1438
01:15:24,661 --> 01:15:26,465
loved the hell out of him.
1439
01:15:26,465 --> 01:15:27,298
Still do.
1440
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,650
You doing okay?
1441
01:15:35,872 --> 01:15:39,205
- Somehow I'm okay now that Aaron's gay.
1442
01:15:40,441 --> 01:15:43,249
- One, he's gay, I'm
pretty sure that means
1443
01:15:43,249 --> 01:15:45,138
he's always been gay.
1444
01:15:45,138 --> 01:15:47,275
Two, don't let it get out that
1445
01:15:47,275 --> 01:15:50,108
you prefer gay men in a three way.
1446
01:15:54,395 --> 01:15:57,263
- [Keith] Are we really
staying another night?
1447
01:15:57,263 --> 01:15:58,930
- This party's over.
1448
01:16:00,429 --> 01:16:02,176
- [Aaron] Maybe things
have boiled up enough
1449
01:16:02,176 --> 01:16:03,458
that you guys can actually work past
1450
01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:07,041
whatever it is you're
really going through.
1451
01:16:08,390 --> 01:16:09,640
- Probably not.
1452
01:16:12,377 --> 01:16:14,794
- So is that it for you guys?
1453
01:16:19,381 --> 01:16:20,631
- Probably not.
1454
01:16:23,449 --> 01:16:25,116
What's next for you?
1455
01:16:29,716 --> 01:16:32,633
- Well, to tell you the truth I um,
1456
01:16:33,654 --> 01:16:35,424
kinda' went out of my
way to not plan anything
1457
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,007
after this weekend.
1458
01:16:39,897 --> 01:16:42,147
- Well that sounds amazing.
1459
01:16:50,670 --> 01:16:51,991
So, you've been gay this whole time?
1460
01:16:51,991 --> 01:16:54,574
(Aaron laughs)
1461
01:17:49,489 --> 01:17:52,660
Well, I hate to shit and run but-
1462
01:17:52,660 --> 01:17:55,380
- Cory, how I've missed you.
1463
01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:56,693
- How are you getting home?
1464
01:17:56,693 --> 01:17:58,026
- I hired a car.
1465
01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:02,817
- Pleasure seeing you again too, Luke.
1466
01:18:02,817 --> 01:18:05,234
We should do this more often.
1467
01:18:06,465 --> 01:18:08,718
- How about Vegas next time?
1468
01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:09,551
- I'm in.
1469
01:18:29,174 --> 01:18:30,533
- Can't argue, really.
1470
01:18:30,533 --> 01:18:33,116
I was a fucking brilliant Puck.
1471
01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:36,400
- I don't think this is
what you had in mind,
1472
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,650
but thanks for inviting us.
1473
01:18:39,844 --> 01:18:42,094
- [Keith] Nice to meet you.
1474
01:18:43,482 --> 01:18:44,914
Hey, keep CrossFitting.
1475
01:18:44,914 --> 01:18:45,747
- I will.
1476
01:18:45,747 --> 01:18:47,770
(laughs)
1477
01:18:47,770 --> 01:18:48,603
- Thank you.
1478
01:18:48,603 --> 01:18:50,328
- [Keith] Pleasure man.
1479
01:18:50,328 --> 01:18:51,778
- You okay?
1480
01:18:51,778 --> 01:18:53,028
- Yeah, thanks.
1481
01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:00,511
- Hey, now that you own the place,
1482
01:19:00,511 --> 01:19:04,678
maybe don't wait 20 years
to invite us up here again?
1483
01:19:10,559 --> 01:19:14,163
♫ So give me the future
1484
01:19:14,163 --> 01:19:17,859
♫ That's all that I ask
1485
01:19:17,859 --> 01:19:21,167
♫ Pray tomorrow
1486
01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:25,163
♫ It won't be my last
1487
01:19:25,163 --> 01:19:28,808
♫ So give me the future
1488
01:19:28,808 --> 01:19:32,615
♫ Stay out of the past
1489
01:19:32,615 --> 01:19:35,906
♫ I used to hold you
1490
01:19:35,906 --> 01:19:39,969
♫ But you were holding me back
1491
01:19:39,969 --> 01:19:42,802
♫ Holding me back
1492
01:19:49,481 --> 01:19:52,891
♫ Remember I was holding on
1493
01:19:52,891 --> 01:19:56,391
♫ And you were letting go
1494
01:19:59,243 --> 01:20:00,438
- [Cory] Hello, you've reached Cory Spink.
1495
01:20:00,438 --> 01:20:02,420
I'm sorry I can't take your call right now
1496
01:20:02,420 --> 01:20:04,142
but leave your name and
number and I'll give
1497
01:20:04,142 --> 01:20:05,481
you a call back, thanks.
1498
01:20:05,481 --> 01:20:06,314
(beeps)
1499
01:20:06,314 --> 01:20:07,314
- I'm sorry.
1500
01:20:09,364 --> 01:20:11,364
(cries)
1501
01:20:28,693 --> 01:20:29,526
- Luke!
1502
01:20:30,598 --> 01:20:31,598
Luke!
- Luke!
1503
01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:45,076
♫ So give me the future
1504
01:20:45,076 --> 01:20:48,815
♫ Stay out of the past
1505
01:20:48,815 --> 01:20:52,038
♫ I used to hold you
1506
01:20:52,038 --> 01:20:55,955
♫ But you were holding me back
1507
01:21:19,954 --> 01:21:20,871
- Fuck you!
1508
01:21:22,045 --> 01:21:22,878
You suck!
1509
01:21:25,039 --> 01:21:28,120
I thought you were gonna' kill yourself!
1510
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:28,953
- What?
1511
01:21:28,953 --> 01:21:32,060
- You told us you keep
a gun in your trunk.
1512
01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:35,773
- I hate that I give a shit
whether you live or die.
1513
01:21:35,773 --> 01:21:39,940
It just makes me a better
fucking person than you.
1514
01:21:41,604 --> 01:21:42,771
She's my wife.
1515
01:21:43,868 --> 01:21:46,035
It's my fucking wife, man.
1516
01:21:48,258 --> 01:21:49,175
I hate you.
1517
01:21:50,641 --> 01:21:52,224
I fucking hate you!
1518
01:21:59,976 --> 01:22:02,890
♫ So give me the future
1519
01:22:02,890 --> 01:22:06,490
♫ That's all that I ask
1520
01:22:06,490 --> 01:22:09,648
♫ I pray tomorrow
1521
01:22:09,648 --> 01:22:12,815
♫ It won't be my last
1522
01:22:13,749 --> 01:22:17,473
♫ So give me the future
1523
01:22:17,473 --> 01:22:21,310
♫ Stay out of the past
1524
01:22:21,310 --> 01:22:24,647
♫ I used to hold you
1525
01:22:24,647 --> 01:22:28,554
♫ But you were holding me back
1526
01:22:28,554 --> 01:22:31,996
♫ Holding me back
1527
01:22:31,996 --> 01:22:34,829
♫ Holding me back
1528
01:22:35,674 --> 01:22:39,272
♫ Holding me back
1529
01:22:39,272 --> 01:22:42,105
♫ Holding me back
1530
01:22:43,102 --> 01:22:45,935
♫ Holding me back
1531
01:22:47,074 --> 01:22:49,026
- This settles it.
1532
01:22:49,026 --> 01:22:51,471
I am definitely the Dude.
1533
01:22:51,471 --> 01:22:53,554
(laughs)
1534
01:22:57,563 --> 01:23:00,151
- [Aaron] It's a pact, 4/20, 2017.
1535
01:23:00,151 --> 01:23:01,708
- [Cory] Oh, we're gonna' be so old!
1536
01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:04,090
- [Aaron] All right team, on my count.
1537
01:23:04,090 --> 01:23:06,477
One, two, three, break!
1538
01:23:06,477 --> 01:23:09,060
(upbeat music)
1539
01:23:21,878 --> 01:23:24,628
♫ Fire me up now
1540
01:23:25,586 --> 01:23:29,100
♫ Cause I'll take nothing more
1541
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:32,621
♫ And all your words I
1542
01:23:32,621 --> 01:23:36,920
♫ Left them on the floor, the floor
1543
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:38,448
♫ And take the light
1544
01:23:38,448 --> 01:23:40,233
♫ And while you can
1545
01:23:40,233 --> 01:23:41,898
♫ And leave a sun
1546
01:23:41,898 --> 01:23:43,895
♫ And make a stand
1547
01:23:43,895 --> 01:23:45,659
♫ And I'll be watchin'
1548
01:23:45,659 --> 01:23:47,457
♫ And I'll be waitin'
1549
01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:49,824
♫ And I'll be there for you
1550
01:23:49,824 --> 01:23:52,510
♫ I'm there
1551
01:23:52,510 --> 01:23:56,136
♫ And you're love it's so
1552
01:23:56,136 --> 01:24:00,113
♫ That I need, I need
1553
01:24:00,113 --> 01:24:03,606
♫ And your love, it's so
1554
01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:05,984
♫ That I need, I need
1555
01:24:05,984 --> 01:24:09,415
♫ Fire me up now
1556
01:24:09,415 --> 01:24:12,987
♫ Cause I'll take nothing less
1557
01:24:12,987 --> 01:24:16,345
♫ Than broken promises
1558
01:24:16,345 --> 01:24:20,361
♫ On a dirty street address
1559
01:24:20,361 --> 01:24:22,031
♫ Take the light
1560
01:24:22,031 --> 01:24:24,100
♫ And while you can
1561
01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:25,722
♫ And leave the sun
1562
01:24:25,722 --> 01:24:27,473
♫ And make a stand
1563
01:24:27,473 --> 01:24:29,015
♫ And I'll be watchin'
1564
01:24:29,015 --> 01:24:31,098
♫ And I'll be waitin'
1565
01:24:31,098 --> 01:24:33,478
♫ And I am there for you
1566
01:24:33,478 --> 01:24:36,147
♫ I'm there
1567
01:24:36,147 --> 01:24:39,659
♫ And your love it's so
1568
01:24:39,659 --> 01:24:43,202
♫ That I need, I need
1569
01:24:43,202 --> 01:24:46,949
♫ And your love it's so
1570
01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:49,371
♫ That I need, I need
1571
01:24:49,371 --> 01:24:52,995
♫ Waitin' for the
1572
01:24:52,995 --> 01:24:54,912
♫ Cold
1573
01:24:56,474 --> 01:25:00,137
♫ Waiting for the
1574
01:25:00,137 --> 01:25:02,054
♫ Cold
1575
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:07,491
♫ Waiting for the
1576
01:25:07,491 --> 01:25:09,408
♫ Cold
1577
01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:12,940
♫ Though you make me feel
1578
01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:16,607
♫ You make me feel so small
1579
01:25:19,818 --> 01:25:23,533
♫ And your love it's so
1580
01:25:23,533 --> 01:25:27,027
♫ That I need, I need
1581
01:25:27,027 --> 01:25:30,671
♫ And your love, it's so
1582
01:25:30,671 --> 01:25:33,295
♫ That I need, I need
1583
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:35,795
♫ That I need
1584
01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:43,720
♫ Fire me up now
1585
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:47,675
♫ Cause I'll take nothing more
1586
01:25:47,675 --> 01:25:51,008
♫ And all your words I
1587
01:25:51,008 --> 01:25:54,832
♫ Left them on the floor, the floor
1588
01:25:54,832 --> 01:25:56,711
♫ Take the light
1589
01:25:56,711 --> 01:25:58,392
♫ And while you can
1590
01:25:58,392 --> 01:26:00,110
♫ And we the sun
1591
01:26:00,110 --> 01:26:01,929
♫ Will make a stand
1592
01:26:01,929 --> 01:26:03,701
♫ And I'll be watchin'
1593
01:26:03,701 --> 01:26:05,574
♫ And I'll be waitin'
1594
01:26:05,574 --> 01:26:08,050
♫ I am there for you
1595
01:26:08,050 --> 01:26:10,493
♫ I'm there
1596
01:26:10,493 --> 01:26:14,226
♫ And your love, it's so
1597
01:26:14,226 --> 01:26:17,763
♫ That I need, I need
1598
01:26:17,763 --> 01:26:21,343
♫ And your love, it's so
1599
01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:24,817
♫ That I need, I need
1600
01:26:24,817 --> 01:26:28,478
♫ And your love, it's so
1601
01:26:28,478 --> 01:26:32,226
♫ That I need, I need
1602
01:26:32,226 --> 01:26:35,783
♫ And your love, it's so
1603
01:26:35,783 --> 01:26:38,950
♫ That I need, I need
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