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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:31,708 Guglu. 4 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:11,916 Say it, Amol. 5 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,583 You must say it today. 6 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:19,250 You don't have any more place in your belly to keep a secret. 7 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:21,125 "What have you done?" 8 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:24,458 "How did this happen?" 9 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:27,500 That's what you asked me. 10 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:31,166 -Guglu, please-- -It was easy for you… 11 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:36,916 to let me go after getting me pregnant. 12 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:38,541 Me? 13 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,750 You left after getting me pregnant. 14 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,250 I spent all these days alone. 15 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,833 -Guglu, even I-- -Each night… 16 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,958 How not to get pregnant. 17 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,833 "Keep your pull-out game strong." 18 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:12,166 A slip in time saves nine. 19 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:14,458 "Don't use expired condoms." 20 00:03:14,541 --> 00:03:16,958 When it blows, you will be screwed! 21 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,458 "Don't do it drunk." 22 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:20,708 A short attention span is a recipe for disaster. 23 00:03:20,916 --> 00:03:21,791 But, no. 24 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,916 All of you did all of these! 25 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:27,125 But we're here for a PTA meeting. 26 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,791 I have to bear the brunt of your mistakes. 27 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,708 Next time if anyone gets pregnant, 28 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:37,750 and sends their kid to this school… 29 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:41,083 then they will be facing my wrath. 30 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:42,291 Dismissed! 31 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,958 Mom, why are you crying? 32 00:03:50,625 --> 00:03:51,541 I'm pregnant. 33 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:55,208 What is all this melodrama? 34 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:57,958 If there's something Amol sir said, he must be right. 35 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,250 God. 36 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:03,541 By the way, congratulations on the pregnancy. 37 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:25,500 {\an8}So, you'll complain about me? 38 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,166 {\an8}Look at this. 39 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:31,500 {\an8}Red, blue, yellow, green black. 40 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,625 {\an8}All these colors move ahead in life. 41 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,583 {\an8}But this white color pencil, 42 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,625 {\an8}which is good for nothing, 43 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,416 {\an8}stays in the box. 44 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:43,083 {\an8}And all of you… 45 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,958 {\an8}are like this white color pencil. 46 00:04:46,541 --> 00:04:48,125 {\an8}Bloody useless! 47 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,500 {\an8}How dare you! 48 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:53,125 {\an8}That's ghastly racist of you! 49 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,208 {\an8}You come from the land of Gandhi. 50 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:57,916 {\an8}And don't forget, 51 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:00,750 {\an8}white lives also matter! 52 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,250 {\an8}Kneel! 53 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:09,666 {\an8}Down! Down! 54 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,250 Bend down! Bend down! 55 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,625 Why weren't you born as an adult? 56 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,000 What did I do, sir? 57 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,000 Sir… 58 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:30,375 {\an8}I finished 20 rounds clockwise. 59 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,208 Now 20 rounds anti-clockwise. 60 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:34,666 Go! 61 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,416 Ashu Sharma! 62 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,166 Did I give you a water break? 63 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:50,208 You seem to have an unlimited supply of tears. 64 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,125 Hold it. 65 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,416 And fill it up to the brim 66 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:00,333 with your tears! 67 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:04,458 Fill it. 68 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:24,000 Come on! 69 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:41,916 {\an8}Would he treat his own children the same way? 70 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,458 God, don't bless anyone with a father like him. 71 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:49,916 Kneel! 72 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:58,750 -Koni… wear the cap. -Let's be kids again. 73 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:02,500 Put on the cap, Koni. 74 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,666 -Put on the cap, Koni. -Where is Guglu? I haven't seen her. 75 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,416 You mean, Chef Guglu. 76 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,583 Hey, that's a beautiful cake! 77 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,416 There was a time when Guglu couldn't even boil water. 78 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,208 She couldn't make those instant teas either! 79 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,250 And now look at this beautiful cake she baked. 80 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:17,833 I ordered the cake. 81 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,791 But don't tell Amol. 82 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,125 Clever! 83 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,541 -He'll be here any minute now. -Come on. 84 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:24,500 Come on. 85 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:31,333 Jinx. 86 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,208 Bloody thief! 87 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,458 I am not a thief. 88 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:41,916 I am your father-in-law. 89 00:08:42,291 --> 00:08:44,500 Sorry, Father. I didn't see you. 90 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:48,958 Happy birthday to you! 91 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,666 Happy birthday to you! 92 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:55,250 These guys are back again to hog on the free cake. 93 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:57,416 They have nothing better to do. 94 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,166 Look at him. 95 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:00,750 Wearing a cap over a cap! 96 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,958 -Oh, God! -Khargosh! 97 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,125 Khargosh! God knows where he is. 98 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,875 -Khargosh! -Khargosh! 99 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,083 Stop yelling! 100 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,041 Hey! 101 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:16,333 Yelling leads to heart attacks in older people. 102 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:19,041 The doctors say so. 103 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,708 Why didn't you add enough salt? 104 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,166 It is a little burnt. 105 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,375 Are you even listening to what I'm saying? 106 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:26,125 You don't sprinkle salt over burnt areas! 107 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,458 -You liked the joke? -Dad. 108 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:34,750 -I'm not surprised. -Your mother will someday 109 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,583 dent my body by nudging me! 110 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:39,708 Guglu… 111 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:42,333 why don't you ever come home, my child? 112 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,416 I really miss you. 113 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,166 They can start begging for a child any second. 114 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,708 Dad, pass me some Coke. 115 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:48,791 Coke… 116 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,791 Son, fill her up. 117 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,041 I mean fill her glass with Coke. 118 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,166 They only have one topic. 119 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,291 We have been insisting for so long. Fill it up! 120 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:02,583 Look at this. 121 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:04,916 One guy can't stop sneezing, 122 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,875 and the other one is controlling his. 123 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,458 Mom, don't make any comments about his sneezing. 124 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,291 We have been sneezing even before the wedding. 125 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,250 Mamta! 126 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,833 Ours was like an automatic car. 127 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,708 Before anyone could make any requests, 128 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:18,708 we would already have a couple of kids. 129 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,500 Bravo! 130 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:22,541 Kavita's poetry! 131 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,541 Come on, let's cut the cake. 132 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,000 Alright. Come on. 133 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,416 Maybe next time, 134 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,166 your kid would be cutting the cake with you. 135 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,208 You never know! 136 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:36,083 Or maybe next time, there will be one less person here. 137 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,083 You never know! 138 00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:41,750 -That is rude, son! -Yes. 139 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,000 Since you are sneezing so much, 140 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,708 why don't you fulfill their desire? 141 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:48,958 -Jinx. -No. 142 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:50,708 What did you gift Amol? 143 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,583 I'll give it to him in the room at night. 144 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,041 Where are the condoms? 145 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,375 This one's empty as well. 146 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:16,250 My heart is crazy for you 147 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:20,875 A gust of wind Has turned into a storm 148 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:25,250 Tonight, I will turn All my dreams into reality 149 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:29,541 For you I have sacrificed my slumber 150 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,791 My curls are craving fire 151 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,416 I am gonna love you too much 152 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:38,583 Kiss me! Touch me! 153 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:43,125 Kiss me! Touch me! 154 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:47,666 The night is young My body is burning 155 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:52,208 This fervor of love Won't let you sleep 156 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:56,583 The night is young My body is burning 157 00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:01,250 This fervor of love Won't let you sleep 158 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,083 Bikini body, bikini body Bikini body, yeah! 159 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,958 My bikini body Bikini body 160 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,625 Kiss me! 161 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,625 I'm your hottie 162 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,083 Come on and touch my soul 163 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,750 I'm so naughty 164 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,708 Tonight is the night that we roll 165 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:22,833 Let there be some mischief 166 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,291 Love me properly 167 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:32,125 Don't be shy Don't hesitate 168 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:36,791 Just take me in your arms 169 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,958 Kiss me! 170 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,166 Kiss me! Touch me! 171 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:45,500 Kiss me! Touch me! 172 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:49,958 The night's young My body is burning 173 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:54,625 This fervor of love Won't let you sleep 174 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:58,750 The night's young My body is burning 175 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:03,375 This fervor of love won't let you sleep… 176 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,625 Are you running away? 177 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,083 I was trying to. 178 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,083 Go ahead… 179 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,041 and put out all the fire. 180 00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:26,291 You don't love me one bit. 181 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,000 I don't. 182 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,500 All my wedding vows 183 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:31,833 were out of hatred. 184 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,083 Enough. 185 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,333 All of this that you are doing… 186 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,208 none of this is for me. 187 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,500 You are doing it for a child! 188 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,083 Well, I have to bear a child, not you! 189 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,500 Do you want me to get pregnant? 190 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:43,625 You are so weird. 191 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,000 Even the mention of kids sends chills down your spine! 192 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,416 They will keep laughing and playing around. 193 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,166 What other games do they want to play? 194 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,958 Haven't they played with my life enough? 195 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,500 You… 196 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,208 It was my selection for county cricket. 197 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:15,583 County cricket. 198 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,208 They broke my leg and shattered my dreams with a single balloon! 199 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,416 I know, 200 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:21,583 Amol… 201 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:24,750 I have been trying really hard 202 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,875 to at least get a job as a coach. 203 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,750 I want to train older boys and let them play county cricket. 204 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,125 But look at my fate. 205 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,625 I have been stuck as a PE for little kids. 206 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,666 And now, you want me to have kids at home! 207 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,458 Why are you screwing up our present 208 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:45,083 for what happened in the past and the future that's undecided? 209 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,583 Why do you want to add kids to this little gang of ours? 210 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,500 Go ahead. 211 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,291 Fill my life with darkness. 212 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,458 Why does she keep bothering me for kids? 213 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:10,833 {\an8}Frustrated wife badgers her husband to death with a rolling pin. 214 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,958 And she used the same rolling pin to roll bread for dinner. 215 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,250 This is the bloody rolling pin. 216 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,041 {\an8}The bloody rolling pin. 217 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,041 Turn that off! 218 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:27,208 Bro, don't vent your frustration on my Romila. 219 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:30,250 And I am watching everything… 220 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,458 It is an oddly complicated matter. 221 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:33,458 We have discussed it a hundred times. 222 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:34,916 I don't want kids. 223 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,333 This isn't the first time I said it. 224 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,958 You cannot hide someone's condoms and have your own way! 225 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,666 In fact, I should be furious. 226 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,166 I have been conspired against! 227 00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:47,500 And I am standing out here, with you! 228 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,083 I never said no to romance. 229 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,333 But having a kid is the issue. 230 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:00,708 I hate kids! 231 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,833 Happy birthday, bro! 232 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,125 Look, Amol, you are safe as long as you are out here. 233 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,375 Once you go inside, 234 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,041 you won't be able to come out. 235 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:49,708 Now you decide, 236 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,958 to go or not to go. 237 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:55,875 You made it up the stairs, 238 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,416 but don't go in. 239 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,500 Once you go in, 240 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,708 there is no way out. 241 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,250 Listen to me, 242 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,416 go back. 243 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,666 Good, good. 244 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,750 I will quietly lie on the sofa. 245 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,000 But she was crying inconsolably. 246 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:21,666 It is that time to be together 247 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:27,291 We are miles apart But our hearts are close 248 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:33,625 Give approval to my love 249 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:39,291 Says my crazy heart 250 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:45,875 Says my crazy heart 251 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,458 Go away. 252 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,458 You are out of your mind, 253 00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,625 and I have to pay for it. 254 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,916 Next time if I bother you, 255 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,833 I'm willing to pay for it too. 256 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,875 It is a sign from God. 257 00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,250 Things can go awfully wrong. 258 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,625 You know what, 259 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:19,708 let's just get out of here. 260 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:24,666 Sneaking to the rooftop 261 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,875 In the late evenings 262 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:36,375 Sneaking to the rooftop 263 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,583 In the late evenings 264 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,541 I still remember 265 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,333 The way you smiled 266 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,208 And stole my heart 267 00:18:55,291 --> 00:19:00,166 Sneaking to the rooftop 268 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:05,708 In the late evenings 269 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,666 Romila! 270 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,708 When will you be mine, Romila? 271 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,125 Romila. 272 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,583 Expiry date May 2016! 273 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:45,208 Since when do condoms have expiry dates?! 274 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:46,958 Bro!. 275 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,625 Stealing my heart. 276 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:58,583 Stealing my heart 277 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,125 You need to take these pills twice a day, okay? 278 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,791 -And-- -Doctor, please check my pulse as well. 279 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:15,875 Sure, why not? 280 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,375 No, I was just telling her 281 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,541 the side effects these pills have on the kidney. 282 00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:24,416 {\an8}Oh! So, what would you advise I should go for? 283 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:25,875 Hemodialysis? 284 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,541 Peritoneal dialysis? 285 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,250 {\an8}Immunofixation blood test? 286 00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,291 {\an8}Whatever! Only if you say so, Doctor! 287 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,708 {\an8}Only if you say so. 288 00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:35,750 Dr. Satsangi, the next patient is waiting. 289 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,666 By the way, 290 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,875 {\an8}these are not pills. 291 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,291 {\an8}I was giving these to you instead of toffees. 292 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,875 {\an8}Congratulations! He knows everything. 293 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,916 {\an8}He'll take care of your delivery, okay? 294 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,083 {\an8}Please leave. 295 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,750 -Doctor! -Yeah? 296 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,208 Guglu is complaining of terrible cramps. 297 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,000 So, I set her up for an ultrasound. 298 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,375 -Please have a look. -Okay. 299 00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,458 -Good morning, Doctor! -Good morning. 300 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:05,375 Okay, so I have applied the gel. Should we start? 301 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,416 Yes. 302 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,500 Just call Romila and tell her I'll do the interview two hours earlier. 303 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,166 Sir, she just called and canceled the interview. 304 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,208 What?! 305 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,833 {\an8}Canceled?! 306 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:16,750 {\an8}When?! 307 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:17,708 Last night. 308 00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:20,166 {\an8}Last night is just… just… 309 00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,875 {\an8}She's done that the tenth time! 310 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,083 That bitch! 311 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,333 {\an8}Twentieth time, sir. 312 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,375 I delivered 43 babies in a single day with these hands. 313 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,583 Doesn't she feel this is worth covering? 314 00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,416 This is a record of sorts. 315 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,125 {\an8}Sir, I requested her to do the interview. 316 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,291 {\an8}But she told me she's got more important things to cover. 317 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,625 {\an8}Yeah, of course! There are important things. 318 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:46,583 {\an8}Yes, sir. 319 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,125 {\an8}She is attending the funeral of the Queen's dog. 320 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,250 Yeah, of course. 321 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:51,916 That is also important. 322 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,958 Very… important. 323 00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,500 Even I felt so! 324 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,458 Sir, I think it's a stone. 325 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:09,458 It's not a stone, darling. It's a baby. 326 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,375 -What?! -You are going to be a mother. 327 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,791 You are pregnant. Congratulations! 328 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,208 What? 329 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,333 I mean, is it true? 330 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,583 Yeah. Look at it. 331 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:21,541 {\an8}Oh my God! 332 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,791 But we were using protection. 333 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:30,166 Life and condoms are full of surprises, baby. 334 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:42,250 Long live the revolution! 335 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,958 Long live the revolution! 336 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,833 Long live the revolution! 337 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:51,916 Be the change you wish to see in the world! 338 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,083 "Dear Elizabeth and countrymen… 339 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:07,833 It is with profound grief that I would like to inform you 340 00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:10,833 that my mental condition is in danger. 341 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:14,291 I have been sent to the asylum twice, 342 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,500 but I was thrown out of there as well." 343 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,916 "They've never made me the coach. 344 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:21,375 But I request you 345 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:23,041 to donate generously 346 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:27,583 for my upcoming brain transplant. 347 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:30,916 Otherwise, I'll jump to death from the school rooftop. 348 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:37,083 Killjoy, Amol Khote. 349 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,583 Accepting Paytm, GPay, bank transfer. 350 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:41,916 Prefer cash." 351 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:45,708 -Clever! -It's okay, Mr. Khote. 352 00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:49,166 As long as you realize you are a lunatic. 353 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,125 You could have asked me directly. 354 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:53,791 We would have made adjustments post surgery. 355 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,208 But I didn't write any of this, sir. 356 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,833 These kids have written it! 357 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:57,833 Sir, us? 358 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:00,208 {\an8}Why would we do such a thing? 359 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:04,000 {\an8}If we step on an ant, 360 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:07,750 {\an8}we immediately give it first aid. 361 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,291 Angels. 362 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,250 Who are you? 363 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,208 Answer! 364 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,125 JJ, 5B. 365 00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:16,208 I didn't ask for your username. 366 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,666 Jigar Janardhan, 5B. 367 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,833 -Nice name. -"Nice name!" 368 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:23,875 Are you a principal or a pendulum? 369 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:26,791 I have never been so humiliated in my life before. 370 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:28,708 I am crazy! 371 00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:31,625 I'm tired of telling you this. 372 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,166 Yes, and I'm tired of hearing it! 373 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,625 "If you let me coach high school kids, 374 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,541 County Seven would have won the World Cup by now!" 375 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:40,833 It's all engraved on my mind! 376 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:43,208 {\an8}But I'm stuck here with these little delinquents! 377 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,875 -I understand. -To hell with your understanding! 378 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,375 Are you going to do something or not? 379 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,791 Am I crazy? 380 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,375 -Am I crazy?! -Answer! 381 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:51,375 Maybe. 382 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,416 Maybe?! You little… 383 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,541 What is going on here, sir? 384 00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,291 There's a door there. 385 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,916 You never told me about it. 386 00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:04,500 This is not fair, sir. 387 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,458 Should I check your birth charts as well? 388 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,541 Recently I have been offering two birth charts 389 00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:16,041 complimentary on a single veneration. 390 00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,541 There's nothing to check. 391 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:21,166 God has answered our prayers. 392 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,791 May peace and tranquility prevail. May peace… 393 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:31,333 Don't know about peace, but I see signs of war. 394 00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:32,333 What happened, Amol? 395 00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:33,541 What else? 396 00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:35,666 These kids have made my life miserable. 397 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,583 I want to crush them. 398 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,458 Khargosh, let's go make a hot cup of tea for Amol 399 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:45,916 so that he calms down. 400 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,500 Don't walk at a snail's pace. Hurry up. 401 00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:54,958 What's this? 402 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,833 It is very close. 403 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,166 Who? 404 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,666 Rahu. 405 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,500 Are you going to cook this for dinner? 406 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,125 No, it is his piles report. 407 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,750 He went to see the doctor yesterday. 408 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,541 He's embarrassed to talk about it. 409 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,083 Impossible. 410 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:30,458 According to my calculations, you cannot have piles. 411 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:34,000 You are currently in the phase of causing pain, 412 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,333 not enduring any. 413 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:36,875 Show me the reports. 414 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,083 They are yours, right? Show me. 415 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,458 These are pregnancy reports. 416 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,500 -Whose? -Guglu's… 417 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,708 Guglu's sister… Mamta's. 418 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,250 Come on, sir. I think you are in the phase of causing pain. 419 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,833 -Come on. -Look… 420 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,958 you are already getting affected by it. 421 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,166 -By what? -Rahu. 422 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,500 It is just you. Come on. 423 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:01,541 -Leave me. -Move. Come on. 424 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,166 What do you think you are doing?! 425 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,708 I'm teaching you a lesson. 426 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:08,541 -Throw him outside. -Demon, will be doomed! 427 00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:22,333 You were in a bad mood, so… 428 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:26,625 -Never mind. Congratulations-- -How did this happen? 429 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,083 We always use protection. 430 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,250 How did this… 431 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,125 No. 432 00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:38,000 No? 433 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,208 Never! 434 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:44,666 Just because you don't want it? 435 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,166 And why am I afraid to tell you this? 436 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,375 It's a good thing. You should be happy. 437 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,791 But you have forgotten how to be happy and loving. 438 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:04,500 I cannot do this. 439 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,333 But it's done now, Amol. 440 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,041 You may be prepared to be a mother, but I'm reluctant to be a father! 441 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,291 Then when will you be? 442 00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,916 Do you have an answer? 443 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:19,541 Just because you are dumb, doesn't mean I have to be deaf. 444 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,958 I can hear my feelings. 445 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:27,500 I have always supported you. 446 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,750 But if there's something I need, 447 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,375 what do we do about it? 448 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,583 It would have made you happier 449 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:40,208 if I had aborted the child and come to you. 450 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,208 Let it be, Amol. 451 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,041 Don't say anything. 452 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,416 Please say you wouldn't be happy. 453 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,166 No. 454 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:53,958 Please. 455 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,041 Please just say you wouldn't be happy. 456 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,583 Leave it. It will be like fanning the fire. 457 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:01,958 Tell me that… 458 00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,458 you wouldn't be happy. 459 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:08,541 Please, for my sake, tell me that you wouldn't be happy. 460 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,625 Say you wouldn't be happy, Amol. 461 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:22,541 Please… 462 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:26,958 I cannot live with you in this house anymore. 463 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,000 Kavita… 464 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,750 we can't do this anymore. 465 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:13,291 Can't we work out something? 466 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:16,125 We love someone else. 467 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,083 Guglu. 468 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,666 Please try and understand. 469 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:22,666 And, it is not you, 470 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,416 it is not us. 471 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:26,291 It's them. 472 00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:31,416 You see, these secret meetings and secret conversations with you… 473 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,625 What if Guglu finds out? 474 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,916 You see, we cannot cheat. 475 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:43,500 It is rare for me to have such a good connection with someone. 476 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:47,375 I penned a couple of lines for you yesterday, Tony. 477 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,375 Please… 478 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:52,250 When relationships are so deep… 479 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,208 When relationships are so deep, 480 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,083 -how do they fall apart? -Wow! 481 00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,625 When the heart has no bones, how does it break apart? 482 00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:02,833 -Bravo. Bravo. -Amazing! 483 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:04,791 Hey! 484 00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:08,708 Your whistle makes my heart skip a beat! 485 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,500 You keep sending me your poems, 486 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,083 and I'll keep sending you my recorded whistles. 487 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,208 Listen, we can be friends, right? 488 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:25,291 Relationships can't be forged out of compulsion. 489 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,000 They're built on emotions. 490 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:28,250 Go away. 491 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,625 Let's go. 492 00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:31,916 Poor thing has been left alone. 493 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,875 Look, we can discuss the child later. 494 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,791 First, let's bring Guglu home. 495 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,333 It is been two months, and I haven't apologized to her yet. 496 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:54,791 How will you do it? 497 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:00,708 Go. 498 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:02,375 You tell her. 499 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:05,083 Wait. 500 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:11,958 Go on, give this to her quickly. 501 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,000 Go. 502 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,750 It is not my cup of tea. 503 00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,416 I will just make things worse. 504 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,333 Maybe it is rare out here, 505 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,125 but this is normal for Indian pigeons. 506 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:26,791 Keep shitting on cars for the rest of your life. 507 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:40,583 {\an8}Why did you dirty my car? 508 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,541 Sorry. 509 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,708 {\an8}So, Guglu. 510 00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,458 -How are you? -I'm fine, Doctor. 511 00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:02,500 Then why are you here? 512 00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:09,375 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 513 00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:10,916 I'm here for my checkup. 514 00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:12,333 Then why are you alone? 515 00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:13,708 Where's Amol? Is he out? 516 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:16,458 Yes, he is out of my life. 517 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:20,541 Sir! The next patient is getting very restless. 518 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,916 He's saying it's urgent. Shall I send him in? 519 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,333 No. Ask him to relax. 520 00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:26,333 -Okay? -Sir, I tried doing that. 521 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:27,833 But he just won't listen. 522 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:29,541 Handle it! 523 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:30,750 Okay. 524 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,416 She's so useless. 525 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,666 Sorry. 526 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,583 So, what happened? Anything serious? 527 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:40,916 He didn't find this "good news" to be good at all. 528 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:45,875 -Oh! -Sir, he refused to relax. 529 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:46,833 Now what? 530 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:49,416 You are as useless as a fork in a soup bowl. 531 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,333 What? 532 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:51,541 Please… get out. 533 00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:55,416 Please! Please understand what I'm going through. 534 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,208 No manners, as usual! 535 00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:58,500 I came here before you. 536 00:33:58,625 --> 00:33:59,666 You are Mike's mother, right? 537 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:01,708 I will detain him. Just stay here. 538 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,083 You already did that! 539 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,791 Please. You have to… 540 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,375 -No problem, Doctor. -Thank you. 541 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:10,791 Doctor. 542 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:12,541 I came in first! 543 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:14,958 And this ridiculous maggot just butted in! 544 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:17,541 Amol, what is wrong with you? 545 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,583 I'm your family doctor, but that doesn't mean 546 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,750 you can butt in whenever and wherever you want. 547 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,208 -But, Doctor, you need to-- -Shut up, you imbecile! 548 00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:26,583 Creating havoc in school, and havoc outside. 549 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,833 You ruined my dear Mike's life. 550 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,291 Both of you, just shut up. 551 00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,041 Tell me what happened. 552 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,416 Well, all this puking… 553 00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:36,291 it's driving me crazy. 554 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,750 Same, Doctor! Same! 555 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:40,625 Daddy is pregnant! 556 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,708 I have a job. 557 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,666 I'm constantly fatigued. 558 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,250 I have no energy. 559 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:47,125 Ditto! Ditto! 560 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,875 Daddy is pregnant! 561 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:53,083 I need to pee… 10,000 times a day. 562 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:54,041 Pee too! 563 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,125 Sorry. Me too! 564 00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,833 Doctor, the same things are happening to me. 565 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,500 Daddy is pregnant! 566 00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:01,416 I think your situation looks more serious, love. 567 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,666 I'll come back later. 568 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,666 Okay. 569 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:05,791 Doctor… 570 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,458 why are our symptoms similar? 571 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,166 Does she have food poisoning as well? 572 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,333 No. She is pregnant. 573 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:19,041 So, you mean to say I'm pregnant too! 574 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:23,833 No, I want to say that you don't have food poisoning. 575 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,875 Then what is it? 576 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,750 You guys have been running multiple tests for over a month. 577 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,916 Random tests, antibiotics, and whatnot! 578 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,958 To hell with it! 579 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,875 Look, Amol, these reports suggest that 580 00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:39,166 you don't have food poisoning. 581 00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,708 You don't have stomach flu. 582 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,791 You don't have a gallbladder issue. 583 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,750 You don't have gastroenteritis or appendicitis. 584 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,833 Wait, where are you going? 585 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,208 No, you continue. 586 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,000 I will come back with Mike's mom for the delivery. Okay? 587 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,791 Delivery is too far away. 588 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,708 Before that happens, your problems like 589 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,916 puking, dizziness, fatigue may get worse. 590 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,500 Maybe you will start having mood swings. 591 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:09,500 Oh, you are used to having mood swings. 592 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,416 Maybe you will have food cravings. 593 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:16,458 Maybe your belly… will swell up. Maybe. 594 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,500 There's got to be something! 595 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:21,666 Maybe you are out of your mind. 596 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:26,125 Maybe I will strangle you with your own stethoscope. 597 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,000 When you step out of here, 598 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,750 you may get run over by a car! 599 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,583 Maybe! Maybe! 600 00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,208 Maybe, my foot! 601 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:39,375 Your doctor needs a heavy dose of electric shocks. 602 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,250 He has completely lost his mind! 603 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:44,833 Sir! 604 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:46,458 Maybe. 605 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:18,541 Sneaking to the rooftops 606 00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:23,375 In the late evenings 607 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:28,833 You stole my heart 608 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:34,375 You stole my heart 609 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:45,208 It is time to let our love Reach its destination 610 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:51,250 It's time to finish The conversation we started 611 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:56,666 It is time to let our love Reach its destination 612 00:37:57,416 --> 00:38:02,708 It's time to finish The conversation we started 613 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:08,666 Let's erase these distances 614 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:14,291 Stop testing my patience 615 00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:20,375 Stop testing my patience 616 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:21,416 I love you, Guglu. 617 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:26,666 Sneaking to the rooftops 618 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,708 In the late evenings 619 00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,000 I still remember that day 620 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:37,000 When you stole the intoxication 621 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:43,958 From my lips with your eyes 622 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:46,083 Do you remember 623 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,250 How you ran your fingers 624 00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:55,708 Through my tresses? 625 00:38:55,916 --> 00:39:01,875 You are allowed To make those mistakes again 626 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:07,541 This moment is All about falling in love 627 00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:13,791 This moment is All about falling in love 628 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:14,875 That's my sweater. 629 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,708 I accidentally picked it up. 630 00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:19,958 And I mistakenly put it on. 631 00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:24,125 Don't read too much into it. 632 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 It looks nice. 633 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,041 Shall I… 634 00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,041 send a couple more? 635 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,041 You just get out. 636 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,041 Guglu. 637 00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:40,541 -Come home. -No. 638 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:43,875 We have been together for 20 years. 639 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,458 Please don't do this. 640 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,125 Whatever it is, 641 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,291 we will deal with it. 642 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:51,000 Let's just go. 643 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,166 Come on, Guglu. 644 00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:57,625 I am sure you haven't even unpacked yet. 645 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,125 I unpacked completely. 646 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:02,583 I see. 647 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,041 Go on. 648 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:11,333 Quickly get your bag. 649 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,083 You sweater thief! 650 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:14,291 Damn you. 651 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,541 Just you, me, and our marriage. 652 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:26,333 No kids, no damnation. 653 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,958 Have you thought of a name? 654 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:30,083 Name for what? 655 00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:31,541 For the child. 656 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:35,750 We can have pet snakes, but not kids. 657 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,041 Yeah… 658 00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:40,125 let's see. 659 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,083 Let us go home and talk about this. 660 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,000 Talk about what? 661 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:46,541 You know… 662 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,166 Listen to me! 663 00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:49,791 Guglu! 664 00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,750 Guglu, what happened? 665 00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:58,333 You didn't come here for me. 666 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,666 You came here for your own sake. 667 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:01,958 Why would I come for my own sake? 668 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:04,291 Because nothing else is in your control. 669 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,041 Guglu. 670 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:16,750 Daddy is pregnant! 671 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,541 Are you making fun of me? 672 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,375 Daddy is pregnant! 673 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,041 Guglu… 674 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,125 I… 675 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,041 -I… -Just leave. 676 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:35,708 Please leave. 677 00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:38,583 Guglu. 678 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:40,958 what have I done? 679 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:45,791 Why do we need to have a child right away? 680 00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:50,000 This is why you came. 681 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:53,875 Please leave. 682 00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:57,250 You are not the Amol I loved. 683 00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:07,125 Can you live alone? 684 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,333 I'm alone even when you are around. 685 00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:24,625 It is getting very close. 686 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:26,250 Rahu! 687 00:43:29,416 --> 00:43:32,666 Demon, you will be doomed. 688 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,333 Look, you are already getting affected by it. 689 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:49,958 Rahu. 690 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:54,583 All this puking and giddiness does not seem normal. 691 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:57,333 What is happening in my stomach? 692 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,916 Your problems like 693 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,333 puking, dizziness, fatigue may get worse. 694 00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:07,291 Maybe you will start having mood swings. 695 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,666 Maybe you will have food cravings. 696 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:14,375 Maybe your belly… will start to swell up. 697 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,708 Why do my pants feel tighter? 698 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,375 Where's my phone? 699 00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:43,375 Google and Guglu think they are always right. 700 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:47,125 If tomorrow my aunt grows a mustache, 701 00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,583 will I call her uncle? 702 00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:57,500 Something is gonna happen. 703 00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:02,333 IT IS POSSIBLE! 704 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,583 Hey, Google. 705 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,916 Dr. Satsangi, please. 706 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,666 Do you mean Satsangs? 707 00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:17,333 No, I meant top Indian gynecologist 708 00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,500 Dr. Satsangi in the UK. 709 00:45:20,291 --> 00:45:21,791 Dr. Lakhanpal. 710 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,500 In Yorkshire County? 711 00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,166 Dr. Lakhanpal. 712 00:45:27,416 --> 00:45:28,458 In Birthtown? 713 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:29,791 Dr. Lakhanpal. 714 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,458 Seventeenth Street? 715 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:33,333 Dr. Lakhanpal. 716 00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:34,750 Oh, that bloody Lakhanpal… 717 00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:38,041 I too will be famous someday! 718 00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,250 Remember that. 719 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:43,000 Damn it! Dr. Satsangi is… 720 00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:45,791 -Get out. -What?! 721 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:47,500 -Get out! -Okay. 722 00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:57,583 I wonder what is gonna happen! 723 00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:58,625 Doctor. 724 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,375 Doctor. 725 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,375 Doctor! 726 00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:09,791 Doctor? 727 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,541 Me? 728 00:46:12,375 --> 00:46:13,375 Such respect? 729 00:46:18,416 --> 00:46:19,333 Doctor. 730 00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:21,458 For the last couple of months… 731 00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:24,916 I have been hiding my belly behind obesity. 732 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,291 But now, the matter is getting out of breast-- 733 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,583 I mean chest-- 734 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,041 It's getting out of hand. 735 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,250 You are lactating! 736 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,958 No! I am oozing milk! 737 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,291 It's called lactating. 738 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:38,291 What?! 739 00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:39,625 How is that possible? 740 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:41,250 I have no control over my own body. 741 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:43,500 What's going on with me? 742 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:47,291 This is what happens when the patient thinks he is the doctor. 743 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,125 -Sorry, Doctor. -Sorry, my foot! 744 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,583 Look, Amol. I've told you this before. 745 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:55,416 All your symptoms indicate that you are pregnant. 746 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,375 Pregnant? Who put the baby inside me?! 747 00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:59,083 You did it yourself! 748 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,666 How can I put a baby in myself?! 749 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,708 You wanted a baby in you. 750 00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:03,958 I never wanted a baby in me. 751 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:07,041 I didn't want a baby in Guglu! Why would I want one in myself? 752 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:08,083 I mean… 753 00:47:08,541 --> 00:47:10,541 what proof do you have that there's a baby in here? 754 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,208 Check it! 755 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:13,458 Of course. 756 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:16,416 Even I have that curiosity. Come. 757 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,458 Okay, Doctor. 758 00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:19,583 Hey, there's still time for that! 759 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,458 Oh, God! 760 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:32,875 I've got some good news and bad news for you. 761 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:37,000 The baby is healthy. 762 00:47:39,041 --> 00:47:40,375 -Good news? -Healthy. 763 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,083 Bad news? 764 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,291 Baby. 765 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:47,708 -This can't be true. -Why? 766 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,500 This is impossible. This is rubbish. 767 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:50,583 I… 768 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,833 How can this be possible? Never mind, I'm leaving-- 769 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,916 What happened? 770 00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:58,166 -I could feel something… -Kicking? 771 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:02,666 Wow! 772 00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,625 You were looking for proof, right? Now you have it. 773 00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:08,291 Very good. 774 00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:09,458 Sir… 775 00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:14,166 Doctor, please save me. 776 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,000 This is God's will. 777 00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,625 Well, doctors are akin to God. 778 00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,166 No, not me. 779 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,750 Doctor, please save me! 780 00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:27,625 We used all kinds of protections. 781 00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:33,666 You see, life and condoms are full of surprises, son. 782 00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:36,458 Doctor… 783 00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:38,541 Can we abort it? 784 00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:41,250 No way. Six months. 785 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:43,875 The baby's life will be in danger. And you could end up dead too. 786 00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,333 I don't want to die! 787 00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:47,541 I just want some peace! I mean I always did. 788 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:48,791 Oh, you want a daughter! 789 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,291 Let me check the sex of the baby. 790 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:51,333 No, no! 791 00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:54,208 I wanted peace and tranquility of body and mind, Doctor! 792 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,958 What… what can we do now? 793 00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:58,208 What… 794 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:01,125 Second opinion! Can we consult another doctor 795 00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:02,208 about the symptoms? 796 00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:03,916 -Sure. -Okay. 797 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,291 Let me call Dr. Lakhanpal. Come. 798 00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:14,416 It's ringing. 799 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:16,833 Here. 800 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,083 What do I say? 801 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,458 Tell him the truth. 802 00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:24,333 The baby is kicking. 803 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,416 You're lactating. Tell him. 804 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,000 -Tell him. -Hello? 805 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:32,125 No. 806 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,625 If I bother you again… 807 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:38,625 we'll pay the price together. 808 00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:44,125 God gave you a sign. 809 00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:45,583 Now you have to pay for it. 810 00:49:45,875 --> 00:49:46,708 Guglu. 811 00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:48,500 -Do you want to tell Guglu? -No, I don't! 812 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:51,166 -You don't tell her either. Please. -Fine. 813 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,708 We'll deliver the news and the baby together. 814 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:59,708 Doctor, whatever you said about my tummy swelling up… 815 00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:01,500 it's all coming true. 816 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,666 Is there anything else left to experience? 817 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:05,791 Of course. 818 00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:09,833 You've yet to experience the second most painful experience in the world. 819 00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:10,916 Labor pain. 820 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:11,875 What's the first? 821 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:13,500 Burns. 822 00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:15,750 You can leave. 823 00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:17,583 Out. 824 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:19,541 Okay. Thank you, Doctor. 825 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,000 Please keep the phone here. 826 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,750 -Oh, sorry. -Yeah. 827 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:39,166 Koni, you elbow me every day. 828 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:43,041 But your pony to my face got me out of control. 829 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,791 What are you saying, Tony? 830 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:47,458 Why are you making the bed… 831 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,958 when we have to spoil it anyway? 832 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,333 Come on. 833 00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:52,750 Listen. 834 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,958 Whistle for me. 835 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:59,958 Whistle? Alright, whatever you want. 836 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:03,541 Mamta. These guys… 837 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:06,041 Forget those guys and hear my latest update. 838 00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:08,583 Remember that thing about pregnancy's sixth sense? 839 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:09,833 I think it's come true. 840 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,541 I think he did it this time. 841 00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:14,666 -Mamta-- -Listen… let's turn on the radio. 842 00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:16,208 No one will hear us. 843 00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:17,791 You are right, darling. 844 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:21,333 I think he has finally put a bun in my oven! 845 00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:24,708 Anyway, we tend to make a lot of noise. 846 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:27,916 Guglu, say something! 847 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,750 Forget the radio! You need to latch the door! 848 00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,541 Aren't you ashamed? 849 00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,666 Go on. Romance each other all you want! 850 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,000 But you should check around first! 851 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:39,666 My child wants grandparents, 852 00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,000 not an uncle! 853 00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:47,208 This is my channel. You are watching my news. 854 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:51,333 I am Romila, and I am watching everything. 855 00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:52,416 What are you staring at? 856 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:54,666 I… 857 00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:56,416 I'm wearing Dad's old clothes. 858 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,500 I was missing him. 859 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:03,250 These are not your dad's old clothes. 860 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:06,666 These are my old clothes. I wore them when I was pregnant with you! 861 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,166 Earlier you would flare up your nostrils, 862 00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,208 and now you roam around with a flared tummy! 863 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,083 Guglu has a baby in her tummy, 864 00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:14,791 but what's the deal with your tummy? 865 00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:16,458 What have you been up to? 866 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:19,875 -Why are you yelling? -I'm-- I'm not yelling! 867 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:23,000 I hope my child doesn't turn out rude like you. 868 00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:23,916 What? 869 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:25,625 Forget that. 870 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,708 Ever since Guglu left him… 871 00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:32,583 there is only one thing I've been praying for. 872 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,416 Lord, please perform a miracle 873 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,666 so that I can be around my grandchild for the next nine months, 874 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:42,875 and watch him grow up 875 00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,083 in this very house! 876 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:46,125 Don't make a wish like that! 877 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:47,833 What are you saying? 878 00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:49,500 Am I not even allowed to pray 879 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,625 for his child?! 880 00:52:59,416 --> 00:53:00,500 Friends! 881 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:03,000 I want to announce to the world today… 882 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:04,875 That I am gonna be a mother-- 883 00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:07,500 Sorry. I am gonna be the father of someone's child. 884 00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:09,791 Daddy is pregnant! 885 00:53:09,958 --> 00:53:11,916 Daddy is pregnant! 886 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,166 Daddy… 887 00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:16,041 Shame on you! 888 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:18,125 Daddy is pregnant! 889 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,250 Daddy is pregnant! 890 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,541 Daddy… 891 00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,291 Something's gonna happen! 892 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,250 This bizarre matter Will destroy me 893 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:32,458 What am I gonna say When someone asks? 894 00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:36,583 Sounds funny to others But to me, it's trouble 895 00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:40,916 God has betrayed me! 896 00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:46,250 Pushpa, I am pregnant. 897 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:49,875 Are you telling me a joke to make me laugh? 898 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:51,083 Nonsense! 899 00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:52,291 Bugger! 900 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:53,666 You think this is a joke? 901 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:54,916 Really? 902 00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:58,250 Have you ever heard about a man getting pregnant? 903 00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,375 No! 904 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,291 I mean, why not! 905 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,541 All you need is someone with guts. 906 00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:06,666 Anyway, tell me. 907 00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:07,916 Is it mine? 908 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:10,166 -Is it mine? Is it mine? -Stop it! 909 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,958 -Stop it. Stop it. -Is it mine? 910 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,166 Stop it! 911 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,750 Your perfume is making me dizzy! 912 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,041 Amol! 913 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,583 -Look at that! -It's like an island! 914 00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:30,416 -It's like an island! -Get lost! 915 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,541 Daddy is pregnant! 916 00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:34,666 Daddy is pregnant! 917 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:35,916 Daddy… 918 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,750 Shame on you! 919 00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:40,750 Daddy is pregnant! 920 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,958 Daddy is pregnant! 921 00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:44,250 Daddy… 922 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,000 Something is gonna happen! 923 00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:51,750 I need something sour. Like tamarind. 924 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,625 Or pickle. Anything. 925 00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:56,083 I need something sour. Something sour. 926 00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,250 Pickle. 927 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,250 Sour pickle. Tamarind. Anything. 928 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,208 Pickle. 929 00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:05,375 Sour pickle. Tamarind. Anything. 930 00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:06,291 Pickle. 931 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:12,000 Lunch boxes. 932 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,041 I will lick all these bags. 933 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,750 I will lick all the lunch boxes. 934 00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:16,958 This is my food. 935 00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:22,250 He ate all the pickles? 936 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,916 The man left the parathas… 937 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:28,125 and ate all the pickles! 938 00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:32,708 {\an8}Moreover, he has left notes in our lunch boxes. 939 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:36,916 {\an8}"Sorry, dear. I forgot to pack pickles." 940 00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,166 {\an8}Look at his behavior! 941 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:41,875 {\an8}And then he says he's not a lunatic! 942 00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:44,541 Amol, this problem has gotten out of hand. 943 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:46,291 Never trust problems or your belly. 944 00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,291 They steer out of control at any time. 945 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:50,666 He's been stuffing his face, and he's still hungry! 946 00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:52,208 How will he make us exercise? 947 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:54,625 You need to take it out. 948 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,083 Not yet. 949 00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:57,625 It's the seventh… 950 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,125 I have three months to go. 951 00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:03,458 I said I need 48! 952 00:56:03,541 --> 00:56:05,583 Sir, even before our new stock comes in, 953 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,666 you come back for a new size. 954 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:10,083 Your taunts are spot on. 955 00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:11,916 Why can't you get me the right size?! 956 00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:17,000 Is that Amol in there? 957 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,208 No, ma'am. It's a crazy guy in there. 958 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:20,333 Same thing. 959 00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:22,791 Why does he need size 48? 960 00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:24,041 How do I know? 961 00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:26,166 His tummy is sticking out. 962 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,666 Is there a problem, sir? 963 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,166 Depressed? 964 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,666 Missing someone? 965 00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:39,583 Hey! Stay in your limits. 966 00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:40,666 What happened? 967 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,791 Eating and drinking too much, I reckon. 968 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:44,916 No one to take care of you? 969 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,291 You can only see my tummy. 970 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,375 You don't know what's inside it. 971 00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:50,875 He's sick. 972 00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,458 And don't try to be my wife. 973 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,500 She left me. 974 00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:56,375 I left him? 975 00:56:57,583 --> 00:57:00,666 And please, Sister, give me my pants. I need them. 976 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,000 There's a bloody discount, sir! 977 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,583 I think you should take it! 978 00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:18,250 Friends! 979 00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,291 In just three months, 980 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,541 there's gonna be an explosion. 981 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:25,375 Sorry… there can be explosions. 982 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:32,458 Emotions make love unbearable 983 00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:36,625 I hope this doesn't make me the hot topic 984 00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:40,750 Emotions make love unbearable 985 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:45,291 I hope this doesn't make me the hot topic 986 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:49,291 How long will my rotten luck Conspire against me? 987 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:53,541 Like a sweetmeat Making my mood sour 988 00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:57,541 Sounds funny to others But to me, it's trouble 989 00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:02,208 There's no time to pull myself together 990 00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:12,208 Daddy is pregnant! 991 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,416 Daddy is pregnant! 992 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,666 Daddy… 993 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:19,875 Something is gonna happen! 994 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:40,625 Do you need anything? 995 00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:43,708 It's okay. 996 00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:45,750 I can understand. 997 00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:47,791 You did it. 998 00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:50,250 Even the doctors were impressed. 999 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,916 They said you didn't trouble them much. 1000 00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:55,708 How? 1001 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,125 You trouble me so much. 1002 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:05,666 How do you women tolerate so much pain? 1003 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,291 The same way we tolerate you. 1004 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,458 Will you ever leave me again? 1005 00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:14,125 Daddy… 1006 00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:18,541 Daddy… 1007 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:19,500 Guglu. 1008 00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:22,541 Guglu! 1009 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:23,833 Daddy… 1010 00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:26,666 Guglu! 1011 00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:30,541 Guglu! 1012 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 I just hate kids. 1013 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:49,708 Is that why I am pregnant? 1014 00:59:52,291 --> 00:59:56,375 Fate has kicked me in the… guts. 1015 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:03,208 I don't know what I'm gonna do with this kid. 1016 01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:05,208 Guglu, I'm… 1017 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:07,791 I'm in deep trouble. 1018 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:10,916 I'm very confused. 1019 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,416 If you were around… 1020 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,208 you would have made fun of me. 1021 01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,416 But you would have also found a solution. 1022 01:00:21,916 --> 01:00:23,125 -I miss you-- -Hello? 1023 01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:24,458 Hello? 1024 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,291 Dear, you can have a conversation even if… 1025 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,583 someone dialed the wrong number. 1026 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,583 Do you want to talk to a stranger? 1027 01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:31,541 Go ahead! 1028 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:32,666 Come on! Take it! 1029 01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:35,458 Does he think 1030 01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,916 I wouldn't know it's him calling if he doesn't call from his mobile number? 1031 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,416 -Child, listen to me-- -I don't want to listen! 1032 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,375 No one cares about me! 1033 01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:46,958 I sent such a nice joke on WhatsApp in the morning. 1034 01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:49,416 Both of you read it but neither of you replied! 1035 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,041 -Because it was an old joke. -So what, Dad? 1036 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,791 Everyone knows that I don't like coriander in my food. 1037 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:59,541 But there is coriander in every dish! 1038 01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:03,208 Child, I will stop ordering coriander altogether. Okay? 1039 01:01:03,416 --> 01:01:04,958 -Happy? -No, Dad! 1040 01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:10,083 Also, you two watched the MasterChef finale without me! 1041 01:01:11,541 --> 01:01:13,000 No, child. I never saw that. 1042 01:01:13,083 --> 01:01:14,500 Of course, Dad! 1043 01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:19,208 Are my feelings invisible to you? 1044 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:25,916 My baby! My child! My dear Guglu! 1045 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,291 Don't cry, my child. 1046 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,125 Guglu… 1047 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:32,166 Hey! 1048 01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:35,125 My child… we are always there for you. 1049 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,125 Koni and Tony are always there for you. 1050 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:39,750 We will never leave you. 1051 01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:42,666 Your dad is always with you. 1052 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,458 What? 1053 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,458 Sorry. 1054 01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:51,041 You see, I'm pregnant. 1055 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:55,958 So, I'm just overwhelmed. 1056 01:01:58,416 --> 01:01:59,375 I love you. 1057 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,875 She's mine. 1058 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:03,625 She's ours! 1059 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:04,833 Okay. 1060 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,041 This is your house. 1061 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:10,750 Don't worry. 1062 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,375 Sleep, little one… 1063 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:15,458 Hey! 1064 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:17,750 Can't you see? 1065 01:02:19,041 --> 01:02:20,583 I'm tucking the baby in. 1066 01:02:22,208 --> 01:02:24,333 Hey, go to sleep. 1067 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:27,375 Because if you wake up, 1068 01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:29,791 my secret will be exposed. 1069 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:33,625 Can I take a sip? 1070 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,291 One little sip. 1071 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:42,208 Thanks. 1072 01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:46,583 You're not getting drunk, are you? 1073 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:48,958 Are you? 1074 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 You wanna know a secret? 1075 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,250 Just a couple of miles away… 1076 01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:03,458 your sibling is growing up too. 1077 01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:06,583 You could have tagged along with them! 1078 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,458 -Yes. -Naughty one! 1079 01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:12,958 Oh! 1080 01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:18,375 Yes, we have the same treacherous love… 1081 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:20,250 Bro… 1082 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,500 who are you talking to? 1083 01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:26,875 What are you doing? 1084 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:31,666 I'm with my Romila. 1085 01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:34,291 -I am Romila. -You dog. 1086 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:37,541 And I am watching everything. 1087 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,916 I'm not a dog, bro. 1088 01:03:43,041 --> 01:03:45,875 I'm Khargosh. 1089 01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:49,000 If you are Khargosh, then why are you bleating like a goat? 1090 01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:54,291 Why are you always lost in Romila's thoughts? 1091 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:55,458 Give me that. 1092 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:59,416 I'll set you up with her. 1093 01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:02,250 After this, 1094 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:03,916 you won't be chasing after Romila. 1095 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,041 Romila will be chasing after you. 1096 01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:17,000 You are a man who is pregnant! 1097 01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:20,250 You are the first pregnant daddy to bring this kind of news! 1098 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:21,750 What is bustling inside you? 1099 01:04:22,083 --> 01:04:24,250 The love of a mother or the capacity of a father? 1100 01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:26,583 Focus on the belly! On the belly! 1101 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,333 From where will the child come out? 1102 01:04:29,416 --> 01:04:31,833 -I don't know. -How dare you shut me out! 1103 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:33,291 The audacity! 1104 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,416 The sheer audacity of this man to shut the door in my face! 1105 01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:37,625 In my face! 1106 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,708 But there's no point in shutting the door. 1107 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:40,833 For the sake of views-- 1108 01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,541 I mean for the sake of news, I can go anywhere. 1109 01:04:43,666 --> 01:04:46,500 As soon as I received this video clip from Kharghosh007… 1110 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,708 Kharghosh007? 1111 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,666 This one thing that was exclusive to women… 1112 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:53,708 to get pregnant, to give birth… 1113 01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:57,416 has been taken away from us by the male gender. 1114 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,041 Patriarchy has reached a new low. 1115 01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:03,875 Male toxicity at its worst! 1116 01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:05,375 {\an8}Hello, Ms. Romila. 1117 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:07,291 {\an8}This is Khargosh. 1118 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,625 He's a very cute pet. 1119 01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:11,458 {\an8}I mean… animal. 1120 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:13,458 {\an8}A person. 1121 01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:15,666 {\an8}And I am… 1122 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:19,416 {\an8}I am… 1123 01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:26,375 {\an8}I am pregnant! 1124 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:28,791 {\an8}You don't believe me? 1125 01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:31,666 {\an8}Ask Dr. Satsangi. 1126 01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:38,458 {\an8}It's kicking! Keep your distance or you'll get hurt. 1127 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,333 {\an8}This Ronaldo is making my life… 1128 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,041 {\an8}very messy! 1129 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,958 "My brother is pregnant!" 1130 01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:54,625 #shithappens 1131 01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:57,333 #karmaisabitch 1132 01:05:57,583 --> 01:06:00,291 #oneplusonefree 1133 01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:01,458 Stand straight. 1134 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:04,083 #mybrotherstrongest 1135 01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:05,083 You… 1136 01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:07,666 -What have you done? -Sorry, bro. 1137 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,375 The condom had expired. 1138 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:12,625 I thought you would get Sister-in-law pregnant. 1139 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:16,541 Little did I know that you too would get knocked up! 1140 01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:19,208 -Knocked up?! Get out. -Bro… 1141 01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:20,333 Out! 1142 01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:28,583 Amol… what is this? 1143 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,166 Amol! 1144 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,625 Amol! 1145 01:06:31,791 --> 01:06:32,625 Look. 1146 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,708 {\an8}We have now connected with Dr. Satsangi. 1147 01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:38,208 {\an8}Mr. Amol's doctor. 1148 01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:41,208 {\an8}He's guiding him in this tough situation. 1149 01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:43,541 {\an8}I have given this a new term. 1150 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,000 {\an8}"Pregmancy." 1151 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,833 "Pregmancy"? 1152 01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:49,916 {\an8}My patient Amol Khote is experiencing the same things 1153 01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:52,416 {\an8}that a pregnant woman does. 1154 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,333 What? 1155 01:06:53,416 --> 01:06:55,791 Mood swings. Food cravings. 1156 01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:58,250 {\an8}Kicks. Lactation. 1157 01:06:58,500 --> 01:06:59,458 What is lactation? 1158 01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:00,375 Daddy… 1159 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:03,750 {\an8}Big belly, nausea, you name it. 1160 01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:06,833 {\an8}He turned out to be a real demon. 1161 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,291 Where did he come from?! 1162 01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:12,500 {\an8}He must be burned at the stake and vaporized. 1163 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,125 No, no! 1164 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:15,791 -No! -Mom… 1165 01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:17,416 -No. -Mom… 1166 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,083 No! This is a lie. 1167 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,791 -Just listen to me. -It's a lie. 1168 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:22,958 -Listen to me. -I don't believe it! 1169 01:07:23,041 --> 01:07:25,583 -I don't believe it. -Then tell me… what is this? 1170 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,541 Did I swallow a balloon or a football? 1171 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:31,750 Something is growing inside me. 1172 01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:36,083 Life was already screwing me… 1173 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,500 and now even the baby is kicking from inside. 1174 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,000 Kicking? 1175 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:41,958 Not right now. 1176 01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:43,708 I see. It's okay. 1177 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:45,708 This is how your wish was granted! 1178 01:07:47,125 --> 01:07:48,166 You've become a grandma. 1179 01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:50,041 Are you happy now? 1180 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:52,541 I made an innocent wish. 1181 01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:54,541 I just wanted to become a grandma. 1182 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,583 But my son is pregnant with a child! 1183 01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,500 You have ruined my family! 1184 01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:03,916 Here… go ahead. 1185 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,875 Write down your poetry first. 1186 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:07,166 I have a question. 1187 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,791 If you are bearing a child, 1188 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:12,875 then what does that make Guglu? 1189 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:13,791 Tell me. 1190 01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:15,250 -Mother. -Mother? 1191 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:17,208 And what will it make you? 1192 01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:18,375 Fa… 1193 01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:20,833 Fathermother. 1194 01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:22,000 Fathermother? 1195 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,333 What on earth is a fathermother? 1196 01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,375 What are the kids going to call you? 1197 01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:29,583 Little mama? Big mama? My mama? 1198 01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,333 Or your mama? 1199 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:37,416 I'm losing my mind. I think something's growing inside me. 1200 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:38,750 I'm feeling dizzy. 1201 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:42,583 -I'm going to faint. -I'm getting furious. 1202 01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,708 {\an8}And I have invested years of my experience 1203 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,541 {\an8}and talent in this case. 1204 01:08:46,958 --> 01:08:49,541 {\an8}And now, my patient… 1205 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,416 {\an8}he's a bit tired. 1206 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,708 {\an8}He's nine months pregnant. 1207 01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:56,083 -Oh, God… -We decided on… 1208 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,916 keeping this a secret till the due date. 1209 01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:02,708 Satsangi, I will gonna kill you. 1210 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,250 "I will kill you, Satsangi!" 1211 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,916 {\an8}Amol Khote is experiencing the same things 1212 01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:11,250 that a pregnant woman does. 1213 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,708 Satsangi! 1214 01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:15,041 What nonsense is this? 1215 01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:16,666 He is pregnant?! 1216 01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:17,708 Where did it come from? 1217 01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,375 Have you ever thought about how you are gonna get it out? 1218 01:09:21,208 --> 01:09:23,916 This is a medical marvel. 1219 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,250 Is he a superhero? 1220 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,375 No. 1221 01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:29,291 For locals like you, it's an act of nature. 1222 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,791 Call it destiny. 1223 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:34,291 -It can't be an act of nature. -Why? 1224 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:37,166 Otherwise, Mamta would have also been pregnant by an act of nature! 1225 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:38,166 Oh, God! 1226 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,916 -The poor woman is traumatized! -Why? 1227 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,875 Because I ended up getting pregnant before her. 1228 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:43,958 And now, Amol is pregnant as well! 1229 01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,791 Oh, God! That Mamta! 1230 01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,333 Why are you so stressed? 1231 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:51,208 You and Amol can give your first child to her. 1232 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,833 Why will I give away my child? 1233 01:09:53,291 --> 01:09:54,166 And inside? 1234 01:09:54,666 --> 01:09:56,291 He's kicking from the inside. 1235 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,791 -Who? -It's a boy! 1236 01:09:58,875 --> 01:10:00,166 -What? -No! 1237 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,666 No way! 1238 01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:04,000 This is a lie. 1239 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,125 It is a lie. 1240 01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:08,541 He's going through the exact same things you are going through. 1241 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:11,791 When did you leave him? 1242 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:14,000 The same day you handed me the reports. 1243 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:17,083 Right. That was the time when his "pregmancy" was confirmed. 1244 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,666 Yes, that's true. 1245 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:20,625 Both of your reports were positive. 1246 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,125 I think you two conceived at the same time. 1247 01:10:23,208 --> 01:10:24,583 And I wouldn't be surprised 1248 01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:26,916 if you both deliver on the same day. 1249 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,666 Didn't he opt for an abortion? 1250 01:10:29,166 --> 01:10:30,541 He likes the idea of it. 1251 01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:31,666 He did think about it… 1252 01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:34,041 but it was too late. 1253 01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:36,125 It's in his nature to be late. 1254 01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,375 Wait, Guglu! Where are you going? 1255 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:45,583 Let's sneak out of here. 1256 01:10:47,791 --> 01:10:50,666 Oh, God! I'll have to stay like this till delivery. 1257 01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:54,083 Will people question my manhood 1258 01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:55,458 because I'm pregnant? 1259 01:10:56,416 --> 01:10:58,375 But even Guglu is pregnant with my child… 1260 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:21,541 -How is this possible? -No idea. 1261 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,750 -I mean… he got pregnant! -Yes. 1262 01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:25,416 -Exactly. -What is all this? 1263 01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:27,458 -Should I call him? -Yeah. 1264 01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:28,458 Why can't he call me? 1265 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:30,500 -I mean, can't he call-- -Mrs. Guglu! 1266 01:11:30,583 --> 01:11:32,416 Amol got "pregmant" by himself? 1267 01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,666 -Or do you have any involvement… -Please. 1268 01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:35,875 in this sensational act? 1269 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:36,958 Let her go. 1270 01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,750 Do you believe in black magic? 1271 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,458 Don't make a mountain out of a molehill 1272 01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:44,000 Or is this your sperm web? I mean spun web. 1273 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:46,458 -Are you two aliens? -Me? No. 1274 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,000 Or were you aware of his hidden talents? 1275 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,625 Sisters! 1276 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,083 Come fast! 1277 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,666 Sit, sit. 1278 01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:02,250 Thank you. 1279 01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:03,708 It's okay, sister. 1280 01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,583 It's their job… 1281 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,333 to cause unnecessary embarrassment. 1282 01:12:08,708 --> 01:12:09,958 By the way, are you-- 1283 01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:12,083 Someone else has caused her embarrassment, sister. 1284 01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,875 I heard about all the drama. 1285 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,208 By the way, I heard he was a nice guy. 1286 01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:23,833 He was a demon, sister. 1287 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,458 Careful, sister! 1288 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:30,416 Or you might fall to death! 1289 01:12:31,208 --> 01:12:33,458 He was out of balance on that night. 1290 01:12:33,833 --> 01:12:35,333 Sometimes on top, sometimes below. 1291 01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:37,416 What if all that jumping around 1292 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:41,250 made some of his sperms go back into him? 1293 01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,833 You gotta watch your balance. 1294 01:12:45,083 --> 01:12:46,000 Yes. 1295 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:49,041 I've been getting a lot of jolts recently. 1296 01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:50,708 And what are you saying? 1297 01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:52,083 How is it possible 1298 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:56,125 for his sperm to go back into him and explode like a bomb?! 1299 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,625 Stop it, child. Enough. 1300 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,916 First, he didn't want me to get pregnant. 1301 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,458 Now he is pregmant himself. What is he going to do now? 1302 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,166 -Next left. -Next left. 1303 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,833 Oh! Is your house that way? 1304 01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:14,541 Even I live that way. 1305 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:18,708 Next left and stop. 1306 01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:24,125 Thank you, sister. 1307 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,250 Guglu, come. 1308 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:35,666 Please stay… 1309 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,333 a little longer. 1310 01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:40,708 It was nice talking to you. 1311 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:45,750 I pray that you two get back together. 1312 01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:53,666 Those who are destined to be together… 1313 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,541 don't part ways like this. 1314 01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:03,208 I guess we were destined to part ways. 1315 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,791 I tried convincing my heart 1316 01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,250 I regret it didn't understand 1317 01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:19,958 -Congratulations! -How did this happen? 1318 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:25,625 My eyes have turned into clouds 1319 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:28,041 I wander around like a madman 1320 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,416 -I don't deserve this punishment -You may be prepared to be a mother, 1321 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,958 but I'm reluctant to be a father! 1322 01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:37,791 The woman I loved I could never make her mine 1323 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,875 I have gained nothing 1324 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:47,583 The heart has made a blunder 1325 01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:52,458 The heart has made a blunder 1326 01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,583 The heart has made a blunder 1327 01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:57,291 What is gonna happen to us? 1328 01:14:57,666 --> 01:14:59,458 The heart has made a blunder 1329 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:02,125 What is gonna happen to us? 1330 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:04,625 What will happen? 1331 01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:07,083 What will happen? 1332 01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:08,500 What will happen? 1333 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:11,750 What is gonna happen to us? 1334 01:15:12,041 --> 01:15:13,666 I cannot do it without you. 1335 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,625 I don't want to do it without you. 1336 01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:20,791 Hello? 1337 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:22,583 Hello? 1338 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,500 I'm broken 1339 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:50,083 My courage is shattered into little pieces 1340 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,833 My courage… 1341 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,375 Even death seems… 1342 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:58,583 I thought I really loved you. 1343 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:00,791 But what's the point of this love? 1344 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,916 I've never been able to give you any love. 1345 01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:07,250 Hello? 1346 01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:12,333 Even my destiny has rejected me 1347 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:18,250 The heart has made a blunder 1348 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:23,000 The heart has made a blunder What is gonna happen to us? 1349 01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:25,458 What will happen? 1350 01:16:25,541 --> 01:16:27,875 What will happen? 1351 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,291 What will happen? 1352 01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:33,083 What is gonna happen to us? 1353 01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:44,250 The dreams we saw were all lies 1354 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:46,708 The heart is bruised 1355 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:50,375 Tell me, why did this happen? 1356 01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:54,416 I forgot how to look beyond myself and feel others' pain. 1357 01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:58,958 I was led astray. 1358 01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:02,125 Hello? 1359 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,208 Hello? 1360 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:09,791 What the hell is going on?! 1361 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:13,500 Why do you call if you can't talk?! 1362 01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:14,958 To hear my voice?! 1363 01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:16,500 Selfish! 1364 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:18,750 What kind of a mother will you be?! 1365 01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,166 What do you think? 1366 01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:23,375 You will call and I will listen?! 1367 01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:25,541 To hell with you! 1368 01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:27,833 What will happen? 1369 01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:31,583 What will happen? 1370 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,708 What is gonna happen to us? 1371 01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:37,083 What will happen? 1372 01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:40,750 What will happen? 1373 01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:44,500 What is gonna happen to us? 1374 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:50,083 I don't know how you endured all that pain alone. 1375 01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:53,125 Because I can't do this. 1376 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:56,333 What is even more painful… 1377 01:17:56,916 --> 01:17:58,916 is the fact that I am not with you right now. 1378 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:11,625 I'm sorry, Guglu. 1379 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:14,458 I keep yelling at the kids all day… 1380 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,666 whom I hate so much. 1381 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,041 But I love you so much. 1382 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,333 I don't know why I can't express it to you. 1383 01:18:22,541 --> 01:18:24,375 -Father… -Hey! Stay away! 1384 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,916 -Father… -Stay away! 1385 01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:29,041 It can spread through contact. Stay away. 1386 01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:30,458 Father… 1387 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,416 What? What is it? 1388 01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:34,791 I wanted you to make her pregnant… 1389 01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:38,250 but you made her sad. 1390 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,208 Father, I want to talk. 1391 01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:41,208 I don't want to talk. 1392 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,416 I want to talk to Guglu, not you! 1393 01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,333 -She is gone. -Gone? 1394 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,041 Yes. She has gone to grandma's place in this condition. 1395 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:50,458 In this condition! 1396 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:53,333 You didn't let her live here peacefully. 1397 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:56,125 But-- Taxi! Taxi! 1398 01:18:56,541 --> 01:18:59,250 You won't get any taxis. Taxi drivers are on strike today. 1399 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,333 What? 1400 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,291 What's going on with you? 1401 01:19:02,958 --> 01:19:04,416 Here… I'm talking to you. 1402 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,291 What's going on with you? 1403 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:08,333 You drove Guglu away. 1404 01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:10,625 Mamta has also been stressed. 1405 01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:14,708 You know, she has been nagging Vishnu to get "pregmant". 1406 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,333 Poor guy has been walking around with a pillow strapped to his stomach! 1407 01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:18,416 What have you done, man?! 1408 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:20,916 Father, I have to get to the bus stop. 1409 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,291 Sir, stop! 1410 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:24,791 -Please, sir! -That is the police. 1411 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:25,708 Sir… 1412 01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:28,500 {\an8}I saw some kids screaming at the bus stop. 1413 01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:30,541 {\an8}-On the bus. -Just kids. Let them have fun. 1414 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:32,791 {\an8}No. They have been kidnapped! 1415 01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:34,000 -What? -Kidnapped! Yes! 1416 01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:35,458 -You and I, we need to help. -Come on. 1417 01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:36,958 {\an8}-Let's go bus station. -Go, go, go! 1418 01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:38,875 {\an8}-Okay. Let's go. -I'm coming too! 1419 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,375 No. I'll just sit like this. 1420 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:43,166 What if I contract this disease? 1421 01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:46,458 -How will I deliver a baby at this age? -Come on. Let's go. 1422 01:19:48,666 --> 01:19:50,583 Okay. Let's go. 1423 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:06,000 He's the one. He's the kidnapper. 1424 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:07,458 Hey, you! 1425 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,125 Come along, you kidnapper. 1426 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:14,125 Guglu… 1427 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,000 "What have you done?" 1428 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:32,416 "How did this happen?" 1429 01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,291 That's what you asked me. 1430 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:37,875 Guglu, please… 1431 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,458 -It was easy for you… 1432 01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:44,333 to let me go after getting me pregnant. 1433 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:46,875 Me? 1434 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:49,916 You left after getting me pregnant. 1435 01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:53,958 I spent all these days alone. 1436 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:56,916 Clinics. 1437 01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,583 Nausea. 1438 01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:00,541 Overflow of emotions. 1439 01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,750 Carrying this tummy wherever I go. 1440 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:05,583 And puking as well. 1441 01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:06,916 -Yes, that as well. -Yes. 1442 01:21:09,541 --> 01:21:10,875 I have missed you. 1443 01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:13,875 -But, Guglu-- -Being alone… 1444 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:16,750 every night. 1445 01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,583 Guglu, even I did these things. 1446 01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:20,000 It used to make me mad. 1447 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:26,541 But now I don't feel anything at all. 1448 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,666 -Guglu, please-- -No, honestly. 1449 01:21:30,916 --> 01:21:34,625 No pain, no anger, nothing at all. 1450 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:37,000 See… 1451 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:41,916 You are right in front of me, and I don't feel a thing… 1452 01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:52,333 -Sit down, dear. -Where is the driver? 1453 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,333 -Where is the driver? -Driver! 1454 01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:56,625 Where is the driver? 1455 01:21:57,541 --> 01:21:58,500 God knows where he is! 1456 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:02,166 No, no! 1457 01:22:02,916 --> 01:22:04,375 He cannot drive! 1458 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,250 -He will kill us! -I'm gonna save us today, Guglu. 1459 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,375 Amol! 1460 01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:13,375 Hail Maharashtra! 1461 01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:21,583 Hello? 1462 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,125 {\an8}Tell Dr. Satsangi that we are on our way. 1463 01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:25,875 {\an8}Guglu has gone into labor. 1464 01:22:32,541 --> 01:22:34,833 Amol, are you okay? 1465 01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:42,333 {\an8}Mister Mummy! 1466 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,541 {\an8}Hello? Tell the doctor that both the babies are coming. 1467 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:47,083 {\an8}There are going to be two deliveries. 1468 01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:50,625 Mister Mummy! 1469 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,958 Stop! Criminal! 1470 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,375 Guglu… we are almost there. 1471 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,083 Look ahead and drive! 1472 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:07,250 Mister Mummy! 1473 01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:16,125 It's alright. It's okay. 1474 01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:19,083 You'll be alright. 1475 01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:24,583 Guglu, we will have to do a C-section on you. 1476 01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:25,791 But you need not worry. 1477 01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:28,916 You'll be unconscious. You won't know a thing. 1478 01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:32,083 Why are you coming towards me? 1479 01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,458 We'll have to try C, D, E, F, G sections on you 1480 01:23:34,666 --> 01:23:37,083 to see which section works. 1481 01:23:37,166 --> 01:23:40,041 There must be a different way! 1482 01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:41,166 Leave him! 1483 01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:43,750 If you attend to him, who is going to attend to me? 1484 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:45,958 I will. 1485 01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:48,541 Lakhan? 1486 01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:52,583 How are you? 1487 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,708 Incredibly handsome as usual. 1488 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:55,875 Thank you. 1489 01:23:55,958 --> 01:23:56,791 I saw your interview. 1490 01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:57,916 Oh! Jealous? 1491 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,833 Jealous? 1492 01:23:58,916 --> 01:23:59,791 Got to you? 1493 01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:00,958 And me to you. 1494 01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:01,916 Hey! 1495 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,333 Are you guys strolling in the park? 1496 01:24:03,583 --> 01:24:05,458 Sorry, darling. Sorry. 1497 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,000 But who are you? 1498 01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,166 Oh! He… 1499 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:14,500 He's UK's topmost gynecologist Dr. Lakhanpal Satsangi. 1500 01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,375 So, Guglu, you're ready to go. 1501 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:19,958 Start pushing. 1502 01:24:20,041 --> 01:24:22,666 But he said he'll have to do a C-section. 1503 01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:24,333 It's in his nature to misguide people. 1504 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,833 Sweetheart, you have to push harder. 1505 01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:30,666 Come on. Baby number one is on its way. 1506 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,083 Baby number one? 1507 01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,541 Of course. 1508 01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:36,958 You're having twins. Didn't he tell you? 1509 01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:38,708 Who? You two? 1510 01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:41,375 Not us! We are talking about her. 1511 01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,458 What? Didn't you know?! 1512 01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:45,375 I didn't want to know. 1513 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,500 And who are you to ask that? 1514 01:24:49,541 --> 01:24:50,750 But you knew, right? 1515 01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:51,875 No. 1516 01:24:55,750 --> 01:24:57,833 He would have made you two unconscious and told everyone 1517 01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,250 that you two gave birth to one each, 1518 01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:01,666 and he would become a hero in the eyes of the world. 1519 01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:07,666 Relax. It was just a harmless prank, you know. 1520 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,208 Harmless prank?! 1521 01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:10,833 Harmless prank?! 1522 01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:14,166 He has played this harmless prank on my patients as well. 1523 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,083 What? 1524 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,750 You're hungry for publicity. 1525 01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:19,208 If you used your efforts at work, 1526 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,000 you would have been in my place today. 1527 01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:25,208 Now, if you'll excuse me. I will take your leave. 1528 01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,333 He's there for you. The best. 1529 01:25:27,666 --> 01:25:29,375 Take some anesthesia before you leave. 1530 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,375 -Why? -You're going to get thrashed. 1531 01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:33,250 -Is the police outside? -Yes. 1532 01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:34,458 Okay. 1533 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:43,708 Dr. Satsangi. 1534 01:25:44,125 --> 01:25:45,458 No, I'm not Dr. Satsangi. 1535 01:25:45,958 --> 01:25:46,958 No. 1536 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,708 {\an8}I am experiencing some of the… 1537 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,875 {\an8}symptoms. 1538 01:26:19,666 --> 01:26:20,583 Guglu… 1539 01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:36,833 So cute. 1540 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:04,833 Doctor… 1541 01:27:05,666 --> 01:27:06,583 what's inside me? 1542 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,125 There's nothing inside you. 1543 01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,791 Then… who is kicking?! 1544 01:27:11,916 --> 01:27:12,833 It's called… 1545 01:27:13,916 --> 01:27:15,500 sympathetic pregnancy. 1546 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,416 This means the husband… 1547 01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:22,833 starts experiencing the pain of his pregnant wife. 1548 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:24,583 And this happens 1549 01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:28,875 when the husband loves his wife unconditionally. 1550 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:31,208 His body starts reacting… 1551 01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:35,041 like his wife's body to share her pain. 1552 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,625 Your belly will go away in a couple of days. 1553 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:50,750 But you will experience this pain as long as she does. 1554 01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:53,875 In medical terms, it's called couvade syndrome 1555 01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:56,500 It's a very strange thing. 1556 01:27:57,333 --> 01:28:00,583 And although it's rare, it's true. 1557 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,416 Just like your love. 1558 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,250 I won't keep it inside me today. 1559 01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:21,875 I will say it today. 1560 01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:33,500 He… 1561 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:36,041 why isn't he crying? 1562 01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,166 Perhaps he's overjoyed. 1563 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:45,916 You… 1564 01:28:47,041 --> 01:28:48,458 you were supposed to come through me. 1565 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:53,666 I'm sorry. 1566 01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:58,083 I'm so sorry. 1567 01:29:02,291 --> 01:29:05,958 I was running from myself, not you. 1568 01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:08,666 I had begun to hate myself… 1569 01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:12,500 not you. 1570 01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:18,375 I was looking for happiness. 1571 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,041 You can look for it all over the world… 1572 01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:26,666 but you find it in your own little world. 1573 01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:29,625 Even the biggest dream… 1574 01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:32,833 is too small in front of this. 1575 01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,166 Son… 1576 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,333 I'm not worthy of teaching you much. 1577 01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,500 But there's just one thing I want to tell you. 1578 01:29:45,875 --> 01:29:46,875 Hear me out. 1579 01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,375 If you want to be happy… 1580 01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:51,291 then do it now. 1581 01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:54,166 If you want to fall in love… 1582 01:29:55,333 --> 01:29:56,291 then do it now. 1583 01:29:58,916 --> 01:30:00,208 If you cannot do it now… 1584 01:30:02,333 --> 01:30:04,291 you might forget it altogether like I did. 1585 01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:17,375 He is lucky. 1586 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:23,166 His father understood the meaning of love by becoming a mother himself. 1587 01:30:24,041 --> 01:30:27,375 Love was the reason behind his condition. 1588 01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:29,625 There's love within him. 1589 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,000 But he forgets to express it. 1590 01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:43,875 Until two minutes ago… 1591 01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:48,125 I thought I could never love anyone more than you. 1592 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:52,750 Son, from now on, you are my number one. 1593 01:30:53,666 --> 01:30:54,666 This is cheating. 1594 01:30:58,125 --> 01:31:01,875 I'll always be number one in your life. 1595 01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:05,000 Don't worry, you are my number one. 1596 01:31:06,375 --> 01:31:10,375 I'm going to tell him that you birthed him. 1597 01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:12,250 Hey! 1598 01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:15,791 One hundred percent. 1599 01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:19,416 Hey… that's cheating. 1600 01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:20,958 Mister Mummy! 1601 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:25,250 I love you. 1602 01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:27,333 I… 1603 01:31:27,541 --> 01:31:29,333 Hey! Baby number two is on its way! 1604 01:31:33,291 --> 01:31:35,666 JUST LIKE WOMEN, MEN EXPERIENCE PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS AS WELL 1605 01:31:35,750 --> 01:31:37,541 THIS CONDITION IS CALLED "COUVADE SYNDROME" 1606 01:31:37,625 --> 01:31:39,500 IN THIS ARTICLE, YOU WILL LEARN MORE ABOUT COUVADE SYNDROME 1607 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:41,166 WHICH IS OFTEN EXPERIENCED DURING PREGNANCY 1608 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,416 PREGNANT ONCE AGAIN 104113

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