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So how'd it go?
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He was actually kind of nice.
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See, I told you
it would go well.
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Second date Friday!
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Ah, that's why you're
working out at 11:00 at night.
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Um, okay, talk tomorrow.
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- Okay, I love you.
- Love you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Okay.
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What's up? What's up, guys?
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Welcome back
to Exoglass Studios.
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It's your girl, Roxie,
and I'm here
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with your 30-minute hip workout.
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But that's enough talking.
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Let's get right into it
with some jumping jacks.
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Here we go. And one, two.
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Get those arms
all the way up overhead.
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You got this.
We're just getting started.
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And three.
Right into butt kicks.
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Two. Last one.
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Butt kick.
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I'm bringing my heels
all the way to my booty.
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You're doing great.
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Go ahead and add in those arms.
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Good. Squat nice and low.
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Kill those squats.
Hold it here and pulse.
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Four, three,
we're going into fasties,
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two, almost there.
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Four, three, two, one more,
and release.
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Come on, I know it's hurting,
but it hurts so good.
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Whew, you are gonna feel that
in the morning.
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And we're not done yet.
Now, let's run it out.
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Hustle, hustle, hustle.
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And Nathan Bartlett
steps up to serve.
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It's match point for
the biggest win of his career.
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Let's see if he's got
the eye of the tiger.
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Forehand down the line.
Winner!
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Nathan Bartlett takes out
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world number one
Roger Federer 6-4, 6-2.
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Little slow there, Roger.
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What a gutsy, never-say-die win.
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Could Bartlett be
America's next top ten player?
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Based on the patterns
we discovered,
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we fear the Westside Ripper
will strike again soon.
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Do we have to wake up
to murder every morning?
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They're talking about
that serial killer
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that's basically
in our back yard.
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It is so exciting.
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Shouldn't we be playing
"Baby Mozart" or something?
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The signs are up.
The flyers are out.
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I'm baking cookies
like a fucking Keebler elf.
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- This house is gonna move fast.
- It better.
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The sellers
are losing their patience.
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All right, I got this, Paul.
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- Ow, shit, that's hot.
- Obviously.
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I just took them out.
Are those are my pants?
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Well, it's not like you're
gonna be wearing them anymore.
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- Ugh.
- Love you.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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The cookies are awesome.
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I used to have an ass like that.
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You still have an ass like that.
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And my sister is having
so much more sex
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- than I ever did.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Speak for yourself.
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- Oh, excuse me?
- I did really good.
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Don't forget the pizza.
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I found both victims
lying beside each other.
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The killer
had dismembered the bodies.
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Detective Hardwick of
the Chicago Homicide Division
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was the first to arrive
at the horrific scene.
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He cut off the arms,
the hands, the legs,
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the heads, everything.
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Then he put the bodies
back together,
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except for one small detail.
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He swapped the heads.
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- Hey, excuse me.
- Hi.
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Has the open house started yet?
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Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, of course.
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I'm Ava.
You can go and head in.
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I'll be right behind you.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Wow.
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Edgeless pool and spa,
facing south,
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so you know you get
the sun all day.
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Huge barbecue area.
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I mean, it's your own
private resort
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back here, right?
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So you've got the one bedroom
downstairs and four upstairs.
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It's about 5,000 square feet.
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Have you been doing this long?
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- Real estate?
- Mm-hmm.
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Like five years.
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Do you enjoy it?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
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Actually, I mean, when you
meet a couple that, you know,
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finds their dream house,
a place where
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they wanna raise their family,
it's a really sweet moment.
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- Love the view.
- Hmm?
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- The view?
- Mm.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's a g--
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What's up, Jim?
Ladies, good morning.
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Tess, you gotta turn
your shoulders more.
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- There it is.
- Thanks, Coach.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hey.
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You gotta try the yellowtail.
Herb's new menu is amazing.
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- Can we talk for a moment?
- Oh, yeah.
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So what do you think?
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Yeah, it's--
it's not quite what I'm after.
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Okay.
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Management wants
to make a change.
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What kind of change?
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They want
a new director of tennis.
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Wait, what? Am I being fired?
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Well, more like demoted.
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I've been here for 17 years.
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Yes, I think
that's part of the issue.
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Wait, Michelle, I--
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I--I helped build this club.
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There was 200 members here
when I first arrived.
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You don't have any other
Palisades listings, do you?
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No, no, not this week, so--
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But I did see you had
a few listings in Palms
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for one-bedroom apartments.
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- Yeah.
- Mason's taking over.
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- Mason?
- Yeah.
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The new guy?
He's 25 years old.
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- 24.
- He is?
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Yeah, but his Cardio
and Cocktails, killing it.
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Watch it all the way.
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- Come on, Amy.
- Oh.
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Ooh, missed a shot
and take a shot.
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- Come on, meet me here.
- That's not tennis.
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Okay.
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Yeah, but stay-at-home moms
love him.
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They don't love him.
They're drunk.
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I'm thinking you're stuck
in the low-end market.
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You can't get out,
and your boss gave you
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this listing as a favor.
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Well, you gotta start
somewhere, right?
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You know I'm gonna be
a dad soon, right?
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- I have a family too.
- I know you do.
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You have a beautiful family.
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And that's why Mason's in
and you're moving to red ball.
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- Red ball?
- I'm sorry.
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- That's for five-year-olds.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Hey, bad news,
no offers on the house.
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Oh, fantastic.
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I just got fired.
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What?
Are you serious?
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Well, demoted.
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- I think the toilet's broken.
- Wait a minute, what happened?
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I lost my power base.
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All the moms
moved over to Mason--
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- Cardio and Cocktail.
- Mason, that young one?
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- That new hot coach over there?
- Okay, take it easy.
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- He's not that hot.
- This is bullshit.
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After everything
you've done for that place?
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Yeah, I'm on commission--
red ball.
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The five-year-olds?
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Guys, hey, I need some help,
like, now.
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Ugh, what?
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What the fuck is going on, Tory?
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Oh, oh!
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I don't know what to do!
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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- It just started overflowing.
- No!
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Oh, no.
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Right this way.
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I've got quite a treat
for you here--
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our flagship product,
the Toto Aquia.
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Ooh.
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Automatic lid,
air dry, heated seat,
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bidet,
and a unique glazed throat
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that eliminates debris.
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Oh, that sounds, uh, great,
but do you have any toilets?
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I think he--
it's probably a little
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out of our price range.
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- It's $4,000.
- Ooh.
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Yeah, do you have one
that you could
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just sit on and go poop?
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- Oh, my God.
- Is that available?
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- Are you serious?
- What?
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Yeah, money's tight.
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We're gonna be fine.
I have plans.
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You'll see.
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We're all gonna be living
in a Malibu beach house
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in no time, trust me.
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Is it the tennis academy
that you've been
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talking about for years?
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Because I'm pretty sure
that ship has sailed.
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No, actually,
it's a tennis podcast, right?
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I talk about my time
on the tour,
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the ups, the downs.
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I think people
will really like it.
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What do you think?
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Okay, I don't think
anyone wants to listen
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to a podcast about tennis.
I'm sorry, I don't.
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But you know what
they do wanna listen to?
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Murder.
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Not everyone's obsessed
with murder like you.
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Yes, they are.
These things sell for millions.
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- Millions?
- Yes.
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"Root of Evil,"
"Sisters in Crime."
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It's like the fucking gold rush.
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So unless you know someone
that got stabbed
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on center court Wimbledon,
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then maybe you should forget
about tennis.
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Forget about tennis?
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- Really?
- Not forget.
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- You know what I mean.
- Forget about tennis?
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You want me to just forget
my whole life?
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You think
I don't see you sitting
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on the toilet watching
old YouTube videos
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of the day you beat Federer?
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Do you really think
that's healthy?
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Do you think it's healthy
to spend every night
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with a bunch of dead people?
Because I don't.
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Uh, maybe I wouldn't have to
if we actually
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did something once in a while.
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The biggest thing we did
in the last three years
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is go buy a toilet
that costs 150 bucks.
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Okay, so that's
what this is about.
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Why didn't you just say that?
It's about money.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you
the fucking Toto, babe.
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It's not about the Toto.
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I'm sorry it doesn't spray
up your ass.
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It's not about the Toto!
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So why do you keep talking
about money, then?
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I'm not! You brought it up.
You're making it about money.
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Money's not the problem.
What happened to us?
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We used to be
the cool, fun tennis couple.
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We used to support each other.
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We were gonna conquer
the world together.
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Like, what the fuck happened?
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Okay, so what you're saying
is, I'm the problem.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm the problem
'cause I failed, right?
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- You always do this.
- Yeah, yeah, I failed you.
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I got hurt.
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Then I got my ass fired,
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and now I can't get you
the mansion
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like all your fancy
fucking friends.
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- Oh.
- You knew who you married.
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You know what, I didn't,
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because you're not the guy
I married.
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What did you say?
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You're obviously
the guy I married.
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- That's not what I meant.
- That's what you said.
250
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,513
I know that,
but that's not how--
251
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,449
it came out wrong.
Come on, please don't do this.
252
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,600
I'm sorry
I'm not the guy you married.
253
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,896
And I'm sorry I got hurt.
I'm really sorry.
254
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,666
- Oh, my God, come on.
- I'm sorry I got fired.
255
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,150
I'm sorry
I have no fucking money.
256
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,318
I'm sorry I'm old.
I'm sorry I got no friends.
257
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,571
I'm fucking sorry, okay?
258
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,865
It came out wrong.
Babe, I'm sorry.
259
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,867
Babe, please.
260
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,165
Gonna be a big tennis champ?
261
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,084
Gonna impress your daddy?
Gonna impress your wife?
262
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,378
You can't do shit.
You can't do it.
263
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,839
You can't fucking do it.
You're gonna fucking--
264
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,132
you know, I'm done.
265
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,718
I'm fucking--I'm fucking done!
266
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,303
The great American art form
267
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,598
isn't music or film
or television.
268
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,977
The great American art form
is murder.
269
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,897
We watch it. We celebrate it.
270
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:34,527
We obsess over it,
and we commit it.
271
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:39,324
What drives someone
to murder another human being?
272
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,702
What kind of person
could do that?
273
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,262
Hey, I'm Matt, plumber.
274
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,430
- Hi.
- Great.
275
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,515
We need you. Come on in.
276
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,102
Oh, one sec. Sorry.
277
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,853
Never bring dirt into a home.
278
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,730
That's a priority.
279
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,732
Okay, one more second,
Yep, almost done.
280
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,110
- Right down this way.
- Great, thanks.
281
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:19,239
- Down the hall here.
- Hey, is that, uh,
282
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,408
- is that Binghamton?
- Yeah, I grew up near there.
283
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,450
- No way.
- Yeah.
284
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,868
- Me too.
- Really?
285
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,630
Yeah, they had
that great ice cream store.
286
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,372
- Slippy's, oh.
- Oh, my God.
287
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,623
- Best mint chip ever.
- Right?
288
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,792
- Oh.
- Man, small world.
289
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,460
- Can you believe that?
- It's nuts.
290
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,646
You wanna-- you wanna head back?
291
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,046
Yeah.
Well, uh, toilet awaits.
292
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,565
Let's do it, yeah.
So it's down here.
293
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,717
It's just--it's a gusher.
294
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,385
Hey.
295
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,345
Hot plumber.
296
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,680
I know.
297
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,560
American Standard
is a solid unit.
298
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,437
They try to upsell you
on the Toto?
299
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,397
- They did, actually.
- They always do.
300
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,940
It's bullshit.
301
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,918
I mean, who needs a toilet
for a status symbol, right?
302
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,694
Yeah, that's exactly
what I think.
303
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,654
Yeah?
304
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,449
Hey, can I ask you something?
305
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,701
- Sure.
- I saw that wall out there.
306
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,703
That--that was you, right?
307
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,455
I mean,
all those tennis trophies.
308
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,332
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I won a lot of juniors.
309
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,835
- Yeah, no, I remember you.
- Really?
310
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,129
Yeah, you were gonna be,
like, the next Agassi, right?
311
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,757
That's what they said
until I blew my knee out.
312
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,718
- Ah, that's a bummer.
- Never really made it back.
313
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,136
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
314
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,387
You know, I play a little.
315
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,972
Nothing like you,
just, you know,
316
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,015
I hit with my buddies.
317
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,284
They used to have
these great courts
318
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,851
near my apartment in Pomona.
319
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,145
Pomona? You live in Pomona?
That's a drive.
320
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,688
Oh, no, no, no, I used to.
321
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,940
You know, it got too dangerous.
322
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,109
Someone got attacked
in my building.
323
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,737
So I took off, came to LA,
324
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:44,199
you know... for the glamour.
325
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,950
You know? You still hit?
326
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,912
I coach
over at the Beverly Club.
327
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,413
Oh, wow.
328
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,558
I bet they're glad to have
someone as good as you around.
329
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,127
Yeah, yeah,
they're very excited, yeah.
330
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,172
I don't know,
if you ever got time, I'd--
331
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,340
I'd love to hit.
332
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,050
Uh, sure, yeah.
333
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,593
I mean, I'd kick
the shit out of you.
334
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,470
It would be my honor, you know?
335
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:10,392
All right, you are...
336
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,435
Ready for action.
337
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,437
- Fantastic.
- Hey, guys.
338
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,748
Hi, Matt, can you check
one more thing
339
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,732
- while you're here?
- Uh, yeah, sure.
340
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,026
- What's up?
- Well...
341
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,277
wait, is that mold?
342
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,321
Ugh, Stachybotrys.
343
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,781
- Stachy what?
- Oh.
344
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,241
It's a type of mold.
345
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,760
You're gonna have
to rip the whole thing out.
346
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,868
- Oh, my God.
- No, no, no.
347
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,745
- The whole thing?
- Yeah.
348
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,040
Oh, shit.
349
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,627
- Okay. Um...
- This is not good.
350
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,921
- We're gonna be fine.
- Mm.
351
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,382
I'm just curious how much
you think that might run us.
352
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,384
Oh, I-- I mean, it's a big job.
353
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:48,513
- It's not gonna be cheap.
- Yeah, yeah, I figured that.
354
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,765
We're having
a little cash-flow situation.
355
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,892
Not a big deal.
We're gonna be fine.
356
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,769
But I was just thinking, what--
357
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,147
would you be up
for doing a deal?
358
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,442
How about three months
of free tennis lessons
359
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,654
- with this guy?
- Oh, uh...
360
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,782
Twice a week?
361
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,246
Elbow up. Head still.
362
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:17,167
Finish high. Kiss the bicep.
363
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,211
Oh, the student
has become the master.
364
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,546
Nice shot.
365
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,049
I guess that makes me
better than Federer, huh?
366
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,592
Okay.
367
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,653
You're gonna have to give me
one of your fancy trophies.
368
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:32,807
Here we go. There it is.
369
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,934
- Okay.
- Gotta run.
370
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,770
- Oh!
- Try to use your feet.
371
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,064
You having fun yet?
372
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,902
All right, all right,
I surrender.
373
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,695
You win.
374
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,281
- We could go again.
- No, man.
375
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:52,160
No, no, no,
that was fucking exhausting.
376
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,079
You're so good.
377
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,665
- We'll get you there.
- Ah.
378
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,001
- You got a good forehand.
- Hmm?
379
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,046
Backhand is shit.
380
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,800
What's going on there?
381
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:10,428
They call that
Thirsty Thursdays.
382
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,180
This used to be my kingdom.
383
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,017
LA, right?
384
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,727
It's a brutal city,
especially when
385
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:21,356
you're pushing 50.
I'm just invisible.
386
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,359
Yeah? Try being a plumber.
387
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,864
- Hey, man, Thirsty Thursday.
- Oh, shit.
388
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,200
Half-price cocktails.
What do you say?
389
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,993
Ah, we're good, thanks.
390
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,596
I'm just in the middle
of a lesson right now.
391
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,664
- What's up, brother?
- Hey.
392
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,750
Coach,
can I get you for a second?
393
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,672
- Excuse me a second.
- Yeah, fine.
394
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,216
What's up?
395
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,300
Hey.
396
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,887
I just wanted to say, uh,
397
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,181
I had nothing to do
with what went down.
398
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,808
Okay, I didn't ask
for your position.
399
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,561
- They just, like, gave it to me.
- Yeah.
400
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,229
And I feel really bad about it
401
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,399
because I have been
a huge fan of yours.
402
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,985
A long time, coming up,
when I was a little kid,
403
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,737
- you know?
- Yeah, it's fine.
404
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,864
I got Riviera chasing me,
Mulholland chasing me.
405
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,574
Oh, that's great. Fuck yeah.
406
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,843
- Yeah, it's great.
- Okay, cool.
407
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,993
And you know what?
408
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,369
If that doesn't pan out for you,
409
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,038
I've actually been talking
to the club
410
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,416
about keeping you on here
as coach emeritus.
411
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,252
Coach emeritus?
412
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,754
It's Latin.
413
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,506
It means, like,
a respected elder.
414
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,734
Really?
Is that what it means?
415
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,009
Yeah.
416
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,278
I thought it might be a nice way
417
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,179
to just kick some cash
your way and--
418
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,764
I don't need your fucking cash.
419
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,769
Okay.
420
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,604
I hear you, big guy.
Um...
421
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,984
- All right.
- Anything else?
422
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,696
I'll see you around.
It's all good.
423
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,963
- Cheers!
- Love you guys.
424
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,691
I wish I was drinking that
instead of this shit.
425
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,776
So have you gotten to the part
426
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,885
where he swaps the head?
427
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,429
Da, da, da,
no spoilers, no spoilers.
428
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,681
That's not a spoiler.
429
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,116
It is a spoiler
'cause you said "he."
430
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,201
So now I know
the killer is a he.
431
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,369
Well, of course,
the killer is he.
432
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,269
It's not a she.
Women do not swap heads.
433
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,830
- That is not something that...
- See you guys later.
434
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,481
- We would do.
- Oh, okay.
435
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,774
- Hey.
- Tori, Tori.
436
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,318
- Okay, hello.
- Does someone have a date?
437
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,238
No, nobody goes on a date.
It's like a Tinder fuck fest.
438
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,865
- That's true.
- No, don't say that.
439
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,551
Listen, I had a friend
go on a Tinder date.
440
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,910
Everything was going great.
441
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,137
They watched "The Notebook"
until he tied her up
442
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,247
- and pooped in her mouth.
- Was it consensual?
443
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,998
- That's crazy.
- No, you're right.
444
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,709
I should just stay here
and get drunk
445
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,128
and talk about
heads being cut off.
446
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,731
Okay, what do you even know
about this guy, though?
447
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,857
Seriously, don't you wanna meet
someone,
448
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:52,984
like, responsible and--and--
449
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,135
No, no, I prefer the fuck-ups.
450
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,929
They're way more fun.
One more thing.
451
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,782
Should I use protection,
or should he just pull out?
452
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,200
You know,
if I end up on "Dateline,"
453
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,476
I can leave a massive
DNA trail for you weirdos.
454
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,186
Yes! Get that DNA!
455
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,938
The more, the better, honestly.
456
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,314
Save it, bring it home.
457
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,775
- You're always thinking ahead.
- I like that.
458
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,944
All right,
you guys don't get too crazy.
459
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,363
- Okay, do it for us, girl.
- Brilliant.
460
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:19,784
To be young and hot and young.
461
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,119
She's right, you guys.
462
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,471
Look at us,
always sitting around,
463
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,165
drinking wine,
talking about vicious murders.
464
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,083
Like, what is wrong with us?
465
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,299
So after he swapped the heads?
466
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,009
- Yes.
- Right.
467
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,052
- Oh!
- Oh, shit.
468
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,428
Are you fucking kidding me?
469
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,180
Why are you
so fucking good at darts?
470
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,766
Oh, man, you know, I spent
a lot of tequila time here
471
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,851
when my marriage
was going under.
472
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,520
Ah, fuck. I jinxed myself.
473
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,606
You guys didn't make it?
474
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,107
You know what? We tried.
475
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,402
I mean, we went to therapy,
went to Fiji.
476
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,737
Had a baby.
477
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,114
You had a baby
to save your marriage?
478
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,491
Shit.
479
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,344
You're the last guy
I should be hanging out with.
480
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,954
Oh, no, dude, I mean,
you know, sorry, it's just--
481
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,123
I'm just being real.
482
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,876
People do crazy shit
in a bad marriage.
483
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,130
The lesson is,
I should have just let it die.
484
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,717
I would totally date
a guy in prison.
485
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,636
- No, you would not.
- I would.
486
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,012
Explain, explain.
487
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,847
Like, they're always
excited to see you.
488
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,474
You always know where they are.
489
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,934
- Mm.
- Oh, yes.
490
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,078
They can't check out
their exes on Insta.
491
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,770
- Mm.
- No wet spot.
492
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,397
Ooh, that one, yep.
493
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,856
Okay, when you put it like this,
494
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,167
it actually sounds
kind of perfect.
495
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,484
I know.
496
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,628
I don't know,
I feel like affairs
497
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,653
are, like, a lot of work.
498
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:37,862
Like, you gotta delete texts.
499
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,131
You've gotta get
rid of your phone,
500
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,466
your laptop, the evidence
that leads to them.
501
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,825
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
502
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,827
Okay, okay, so it sounds
like someone--you--
503
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,179
has put a lot
of thought into that.
504
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,555
- No, I haven't.
- What are you up to?
505
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,747
I'm having an affair.
506
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,128
- I'm sorry, what?
- You called it.
507
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,796
For, like, six months now.
508
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,649
- Oh, my God, does Simon know?
- Well, that's the thing.
509
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,009
He's having one, too, with Val.
510
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,971
- Your bikini waxer?
- Yeah.
511
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,140
Okay, do you and Simon,
like, talk about it?
512
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,683
- No, we don't talk about it.
- Ew.
513
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,369
- That's weird.
- We're not fucking weirdos.
514
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,521
No, we just have quiet,
desperate affairs,
515
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,148
right, like normal people.
516
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,525
Okay, but, babe,
that is not normal.
517
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,278
Like, right, guys?
I mean...
518
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,782
What?
519
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,368
All three of you
are having affairs?
520
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,410
On and off.
521
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,414
I'm just saying, you just--
522
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,891
you gotta keep the marriage
alive somehow.
523
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,000
- Mm-hmm.
- Am I right?
524
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,001
- Yes.
- Am I right?
525
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,670
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
526
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,756
Fuck you.
527
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,008
- Oh, fuck you.
- Yeah.
528
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,635
Next round's on you, buddy.
529
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,893
- Hey.
- Hey.
530
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,853
Can I get
two tequila shots, please?
531
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,980
Yeah.
532
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,441
It's a busy night, huh?
533
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,860
It's really--
really rocking in here.
534
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,570
Yeah, busy is good.
535
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,072
It makes time pass quicker.
536
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,783
You don't like hanging out
with a bunch of drunk guys?
537
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,077
Depends on the guy.
538
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,998
That's 17.
539
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,500
Thanks.
540
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,711
Okay, yeah,
I got that right here.
541
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:20,840
That's for you,
and you can just keep the rest.
542
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,760
Oh, thank you.
543
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,804
Thank you.
544
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,223
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
545
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,812
Here we go.
546
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,523
Hey, the bartender is into you.
547
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:37,732
Oh, bullshit.
548
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,484
I'm the freaking
bartender's dad.
549
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,281
Told ya.
550
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,413
They swap murders.
551
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:52,956
Swimming in a circular--
552
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,875
Still no leads in the case
of the serial killer
553
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:59,129
terrorizing Los Angeles,
the Westside Ripper,
554
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,589
who has claimed six lives
so far,
555
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,758
leaving residents
in a state of terror.
556
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,475
And now an update
on a case that has gripped...
557
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,310
What--uh--
558
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:17,105
- This belong to you?
- What is--what happened?
559
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,941
Like five too many
tequila shots, maybe.
560
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,526
Oh, God, babe.
561
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,111
Yeah, where--
where do you want him?
562
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,779
- Here.
- Yeah.
563
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,114
Here, put him--
564
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:27,299
just, like,
lay him or something.
565
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,409
- Oh, my gosh.
- Okay.
566
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,286
Thank you for getting him home.
567
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,455
No problem.
He's one of the good guys.
568
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,182
I mean, so are you.
Oh, my God, thank you.
569
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,958
All right,
you sleep that off, buddy.
570
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,585
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Bye.
571
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,172
Babe?
572
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,384
- Hey.
- Hi.
573
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,969
What are you doing here?
574
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,014
Oh, I live here.
575
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,099
Matt just dropped you off.
576
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,060
I like that guy.
577
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,979
Yeah, me too.
He's super nice.
578
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,981
We're both invisible.
579
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,858
What?
580
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,529
Babe?
581
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,169
What's gonna happen to us?
582
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,941
You know, someone once
told me to never trust
583
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,110
a plumber with no ass crack.
584
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:50,657
Yeah, well, I'm just over here
585
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:53,076
trying to break a stereotype.
586
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:55,829
Mm, that's disappointing,
but I respect it.
587
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,497
Sorry.
588
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,933
What, are you headed
back to school?
589
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,167
Yeah, today, actually.
590
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,003
Gotta cram for my midterms.
591
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:05,296
- Yeah? What do you study?
- I'm pre-law.
592
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,091
- Really?
- Wow, don't act so surprised.
593
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,676
Don't I look like a lawyer?
594
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,638
Uh...
595
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,859
- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Yeah, sure.
596
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:21,067
You've been spending
a lot of time with Nathan.
597
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,606
- Is he doing okay?
- Ah, he's gonna be fine.
598
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,485
Oh, speak of the devil.
599
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:33,074
All right, I'm gonna head home.
600
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:36,494
- We're throwing tonight.
- Darts again?
601
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:40,707
You wanna come
and drive back tomorrow?
602
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,209
No, no, I don't wanna
get in the way
603
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:47,672
of this beautiful
blossoming bromance, so...
604
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,050
Yeah.
605
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,052
Well, uh...
606
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:59,100
You crush those midterms.
607
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,941
- Oh!
- Very nice.
608
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,651
I'm gonna pee.
609
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,289
- Oh.
- Oh.
610
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,916
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
611
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,001
- Uh.
- Oh, hey.
612
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:27,128
I'm sorry, sir.
That was my fault.
613
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,130
No, no, we--
we met the other night.
614
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,966
We were--I came up
to the bar to get a shot.
615
00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:35,428
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
616
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:40,600
Um, well, see you.
617
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,642
See you.
618
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,075
I told you it would go well.
619
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,411
Second date Friday!
620
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:23,852
Nate?
621
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,106
Nate?
622
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,158
Okay.
623
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,088
And who's this bitch?
624
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:01,765
Ugh.
625
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:05,393
Are you fucking kidding me?
626
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,896
Unbelie--oh, you're dead.
627
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,857
I'm so sorry. Okay.
628
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,152
Last night?
629
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,449
I'm here at the scene
of the brutal slaying
630
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:22,619
of Chloe Lake,
a 28-year-old bartender,
631
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,996
in an apartment building
in Venice overnight.
632
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,582
Police believe
she is the seventh victim
633
00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:31,503
of the serial killer
known as the Westside Ripper.
634
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,548
The Westside Ripper.
635
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,846
Hey.
636
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,807
I just got bitched out
by a six-year-old.
637
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,642
What time
did you get home last night?
638
00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:48,061
Well, you were asleep
and I didn't wanna wake you.
639
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:51,773
What time did you get in?
640
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,566
What's with all the questions?
641
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,612
You were looking at my laptop?
642
00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,531
Who is she
and what the hell is going on?
643
00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:04,327
That is the craziest story.
644
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,496
- You won't believe it.
- Try me.
645
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:09,207
Okay, well, I'm out with Matt
last night at the bar.
646
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,209
I go to get drinks, and, boom,
647
00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:12,603
that girl comes out
of the bathroom.
648
00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,879
She bumps into me--
I mean, full-on hip checks me.
649
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,589
I say sorry. She says sorry.
650
00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:19,509
I don't think anything of it.
She takes off, gone.
651
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:22,262
This morning,
I check out the news.
652
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,390
I find out
she was murdered last night.
653
00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,684
So this girl
was with you at the bar
654
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,978
last night before
she was killed?
655
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,688
No, no, she wasn't with me.
656
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:34,399
She bumped into me,
and now she's dead.
657
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,945
It's unbelievable.
658
00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:42,699
Okay, so you--
659
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:45,201
then you googled her
because she was murdered?
660
00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:48,246
Yeah, I mean, it's weird.
661
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:51,958
It just freaked me out.
662
00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:01,051
They think
it was the Westside Ripper.
663
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:02,510
Really?
664
00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:05,597
I mean, maybe he was
at the bar last night.
665
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,932
Maybe you even saw him.
Did anyone look suspicious?
666
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,893
There was one guy she was with.
667
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,227
It looked like a date.
668
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,187
Okay, no, that wouldn't be him.
669
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,688
How do you know?
670
00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,166
No serial killer is gonna
take someone out in public
671
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,293
and then kill them after.
That's not the Ripper's style.
672
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,235
Trust me,
I know my serial killers.
673
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:22,322
And this one is still out there.
674
00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,599
I can't believe that Nathan
knew the girl that got killed.
675
00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:33,583
Oh, no, no, no,
he didn't know-know her.
676
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,019
He just accidentally
bumped into her.
677
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:38,296
But, still,
that is, like, so creepy.
678
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,631
It's not that creepy.
679
00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,067
It just was a thing
that, you know--
680
00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,851
And it wasn't just,
like, a regular killer.
681
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,219
I mean, this is the big kahuna.
682
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,346
- This is the Westside Ripper.
- Yeah, I know who--
683
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:47,406
And I bet you anything the cops
684
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:50,767
are gonna wanna interview him.
685
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,645
- Uh, the--excuse me, sir.
- Okay, I'm--
686
00:30:56,106 --> 00:30:57,399
Thank you.
687
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,407
There's been
a potential breakthrough
688
00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,409
in the recent
Westside Ripper murder
689
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,202
of 28-year-old Chloe Lake.
690
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,329
Kelly Monroe
has more at the scene.
691
00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:12,455
Thank you, Lynette.
692
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,416
Police sources here
have revealed
693
00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:17,419
that the killer left something
behind in this alley...
694
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,217
Ava, where are you--
695
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,095
Oh, my God.
696
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,265
Hey, Google, call Nathan's cell.
697
00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:32,017
Call Nathan's cell.
698
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,601
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
699
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,565
Come on!
700
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:48,658
- Hey, brother.
- Hey.
701
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,910
- How's it looking?
- Yeah, pretty good.
702
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,790
I got the craziest story
for you from the other night.
703
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,758
You're not gonna believe it.
704
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,509
- So I come out--
- Nate.
705
00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,136
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
706
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,739
Can you help me with something
in the bedroom real quick?
707
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,240
- Yeah, sure, one sec.
- No, now, actually.
708
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:13,350
I just need you super fast.
Hey, Matt.
709
00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:14,476
- Hey.
- Just--
710
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,561
Come here.
711
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,979
Okay.
712
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,023
- Hey.
- Hey.
713
00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:23,443
- What's going on?
- Yeah.
714
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:26,613
Jesus, what is it?
Are you okay?
715
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:27,864
I need you to stay calm
716
00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:28,924
so I can show you something
real quick.
717
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,408
- Okay?
- Okay.
718
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,290
- Kelly Monroe has more.
- I love Kelly Monroe.
719
00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:34,371
- It's not about her.
- Thanks, Lynette.
720
00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,456
Police sources here
have revealed
721
00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:39,584
that the killer left something
behind in this alley--
722
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,003
a blood-soaked blue bootie...
723
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,630
- Yeah.
- There it is.
724
00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:46,716
Worn over shoes by a variety
of home-service providers.
725
00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:48,343
LAPD forensics is working on...
726
00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,264
Yeah.
727
00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:58,853
That doesn't--
728
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,147
I mean, what are you saying?
729
00:33:01,189 --> 00:33:03,125
Did Matt notice the girl
at the bar the other night?
730
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,526
- What girl?
- The--
731
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:07,570
the DB, the dead body,
the girl that was murdered.
732
00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:09,072
He left right after she did.
733
00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,782
Oh, my God, he followed her.
Holy shit.
734
00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,450
Oh, my God, okay, okay.
735
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,994
Matt showed up
this morning with scratches
736
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:17,205
- all over his arms.
- What?
737
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:20,000
Yes, yes, big, red, angry,
new scratches, okay?
738
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,210
And he said his cat did it.
739
00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:25,755
- I don't think he has a cat.
- Mm.
740
00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:28,341
I'm telling you, it's Matt.
741
00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:31,636
Matt is the Westside Ripper.
I know my killers.
742
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:34,139
It is him,
and he is right there.
743
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,975
But he can't be. It can't be.
744
00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:38,309
Okay, do you wanna--
745
00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:39,745
do you wanna just go in
and ask him?
746
00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:41,747
Because he has the same
blue booties as the killer.
747
00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:43,231
He followed
the girl out of the bar,
748
00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,959
and an hour later,
she was stabbed 37 times,
749
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,526
and then he waltzes in
this morning
750
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,236
with don't-kill-me scratches
on his arms
751
00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,363
- from his imaginary cat.
- Okay.
752
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,448
What more do you want?
753
00:33:51,489 --> 00:33:52,925
I've hung out with him
a dozen times.
754
00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:55,076
- Mm.
- He's just a normal guy.
755
00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,804
Okay, do you think Ted Bundy
wore a T-shirt--
756
00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,288
- "I fuck corpses"?
- I beg you.
757
00:33:58,329 --> 00:34:00,457
You gotta stop listening
to these podcasts, please.
758
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,310
What do you guys talk about?
How well do you know him?
759
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,270
What's--what's going on with
your little friend over there?
760
00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:05,771
What do you mean?
We talk all the time.
761
00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:07,398
- What do you talk about?
- Just normal stuff, guy stuff.
762
00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:08,423
Like what? What?
763
00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,091
Well, he told me he's got a kid.
764
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,260
Dating in LA,
you know, it sucks.
765
00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:15,096
- He used to live in Pomona.
- Pomona.
766
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,766
Okay, what'd he say about that?
Anything?
767
00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:19,934
What? What? What?
768
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,313
He said he moved to Los Angeles
769
00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:26,191
because someone got attacked
in his apartment building.
770
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,651
Shut up. Are you serious?
771
00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:30,570
Attacked in his building
in Pomona?
772
00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:31,738
That's what he said.
773
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,965
Oh, my God, please.
Okay, what else?
774
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,532
What else? When was that?
775
00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:36,868
I mean, I think it was,
like, two years ago.
776
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,286
Two years ago, okay.
777
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:40,246
Hey, Google,
search unsolved murders
778
00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:44,292
Pomona apartment building 2021.
Okay.
779
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:45,794
24 murders?
780
00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:47,337
What the fuck is up with Pomona?
781
00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:49,440
Wait, we gotta narrow down
our suspects here, let's see.
782
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,800
Unsolved murder
of 82-year-old Sharon Simpson.
783
00:34:51,841 --> 00:34:53,176
That's--that's not a thing.
784
00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:57,347
He murders really young,
hot brunettes like--
785
00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:59,224
like this one.
786
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,143
Murder in apartment building,
242 Park Street.
787
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,871
Police found the victim,
Nicole Gibson, stabbed.
788
00:35:03,895 --> 00:35:05,271
That is the girl from Pomona.
789
00:35:05,313 --> 00:35:06,666
- Okay, type in the address.
- That is just--
790
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,982
- Do bird's eye...
- Okay.
791
00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:09,442
- 'Cause he said that...
- Oh, gosh.
792
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,170
His apartment building
was next to some tennis courts.
793
00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,112
Okay, bird's eye.
794
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,530
- Yeah.
- Tennis courts.
795
00:35:13,571 --> 00:35:15,007
You mean those tennis courts?
Oh, my God.
796
00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:16,324
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.
797
00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:17,575
Oh, shit.
798
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,786
- It is him. I knew it.
- Lower your voice.
799
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:21,347
He killed this girl
in Pomona, and now he's here.
800
00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:23,164
He's the Westside
fucking Ripper.
801
00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:25,017
I guess he didn't find me
attractive enough to kill,
802
00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,167
- but whatever.
- Oh, really?
803
00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:27,544
- Really?
- I'm just saying.
804
00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:28,896
I'm sure there'll be
other serial killers
805
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,147
that find you hot enough
to kill.
806
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:31,423
I'm just saying.
807
00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:33,174
Why would he
just mention Pomona?
808
00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:34,384
He just volunteered it.
809
00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:36,011
Because he's getting off on it.
810
00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:37,071
He is gloating.
This is what they do.
811
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:38,972
I know these guys.
812
00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:41,016
BTK, Zodiac, they love
to secretly boast
813
00:35:41,057 --> 00:35:42,368
that no one can actually
catch them.
814
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:43,727
Think about it. Think about it.
815
00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:46,354
To the outside world,
Matt is just the toilet guy,
816
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,856
but deep inside,
he has a secret--
817
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,607
a huge, powerful secret.
818
00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:51,109
I mean, can you imagine
if they knew
819
00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:53,111
- he was the Westside Ripper?
- Hey, guys?
820
00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,529
- Hey.
- Hey.
821
00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:55,905
- Hi.
- Hi.
822
00:35:57,532 --> 00:36:01,077
Uh, sorry,
I'm just headed out, but, um,
823
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,288
what did you want to tell me
back there?
824
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,581
Hmm?
825
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,752
- What was it I was gonna--
- Mm.
826
00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:10,962
Yeah, back there.
827
00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:13,423
- I--
- Before?
828
00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,258
- When we were back there?
- Yeah.
829
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,802
Hmm. What did you--
830
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,721
I have-- you know, it's crazy.
831
00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:20,889
I have no idea.
832
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,350
- Oh, my God, babe.
- No idea?
833
00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:24,577
He does this all the time now.
834
00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:25,852
I'm worried.
835
00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,038
Oh, no, we'll get it worked on.
836
00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:29,147
- Call the doctor for you.
- Yeah.
837
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,066
You'll get old like this guy.
838
00:36:31,107 --> 00:36:35,070
Well, listen, in that case,
839
00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:36,571
I got some bad news.
840
00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:38,865
Mm-hmm.
841
00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,578
The last hot water pipe,
it's leaking.
842
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,580
- Oh.
- Look, I tried to patch it.
843
00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:47,791
We're gonna have
to change it out.
844
00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:48,917
I just didn't wanna--
845
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,168
- Oh, my God.
- Sure.
846
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,270
You guys to curse me
when I'm gone, you know?
847
00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:52,420
- You?
- We would--
848
00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:53,546
We would--
849
00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:54,732
You're the last person
we would curse.
850
00:36:54,756 --> 00:36:55,799
Never.
851
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,026
Okay, well, you know, I'll--
852
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:58,718
I'll pick one up,
bring it back tomorrow.
853
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,345
- Yeah.
- All right?
854
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,472
You know, it's gonna cost you
a few more lessons.
855
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:03,682
Absolutely.
856
00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,975
And just--just call me
if you wanna throw.
857
00:37:06,017 --> 00:37:08,770
- Sure.
- Yeah?
858
00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,774
- Is he going?
- He's walking.
859
00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,275
- He's leaving.
- Okay.
860
00:37:14,317 --> 00:37:15,544
- He's leaving. He's leaving.
- Just keep an eye on him.
861
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,113
I'll call 911,
get a SWAT team on his ass.
862
00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:25,370
What the hell are you doing?
863
00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:27,622
Let's think this through.
864
00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:29,791
Think this--what the fu--
what does that mean?
865
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,960
We have a fucking
serial killer in our house.
866
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,503
He could come back any second.
867
00:37:33,545 --> 00:37:35,690
I know, I know, but someone
is gonna jump on this, okay?
868
00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,132
You can call 911.
869
00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:38,192
And, sure,
he's gonna get arrested.
870
00:37:38,216 --> 00:37:39,592
There'll be a trial.
871
00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:41,070
Someone will write a book
about this, guaranteed.
872
00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:42,721
This isn't one of your podcasts.
873
00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,931
But it is.
874
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:47,392
It is exactly
like one of my podcasts,
875
00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728
except it's happening to us.
876
00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:53,648
What if we do it?
877
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,584
What if-what if we make
a podcast about this together,
878
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,652
you and me?
We--we own this story.
879
00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:59,154
You're out of your fucking mind.
880
00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:00,405
No, think about it.
881
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,157
We could bring him in on it.
882
00:38:02,198 --> 00:38:03,616
Bring the killer in on what?
883
00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:05,285
The podcast.
We force him to do it.
884
00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:06,846
Oh, my God, this has
never been done before.
885
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:09,414
Yeah, you know why?
Because he'd fucking kill us.
886
00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,374
No, no, he will not kill us,
887
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,376
because that's the beauty of it.
888
00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:14,919
We will stop him from killing.
889
00:38:14,961 --> 00:38:17,630
We will say, "Sir, no more
killing or we go to the cops."
890
00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:19,174
No one ever gets hurt
ever again,
891
00:38:19,215 --> 00:38:20,383
and that's because of us.
892
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:22,052
Okay, so we force him
to do a podcast,
893
00:38:22,093 --> 00:38:23,887
"My Plumber,
The Serial Killer."
894
00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:25,555
And then, after a few months,
895
00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:28,350
we secretly turn him over
to the cops when we're done.
896
00:38:28,391 --> 00:38:29,934
Exactly, yes, except we call it
897
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:31,478
"A Murderer Speaks."
898
00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:34,147
No, no, no, no, we call it
"The Westside Ripper Speaks."
899
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:36,208
Whatever, something like that.
I mean, we're gonna brand it.
900
00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:37,776
Oh, my God,
this is gonna go viral.
901
00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:39,277
And we'll make him answer.
902
00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:41,696
You know, why does he do it?
How? Why doesn't he quit?
903
00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:43,382
Everything, straight from
the mouth of a serial killer
904
00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:44,699
who's still out there.
905
00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:46,534
Oh, my God,
we'll disguise his voice.
906
00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:49,120
People are gonna go nuts.
This is gonna change our lives!
907
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,747
You really think
the Westside Ripper
908
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,165
is gonna do this?
909
00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:53,893
Okay, either he does
a podcast or he goes to prison
910
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,586
for the rest of his life.
What would you choose?
911
00:38:56,628 --> 00:38:58,129
- What would I do?
- Yeah.
912
00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:02,217
Look, you can--
you can call 911,
913
00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:03,593
but how are you gonna feel?
914
00:39:03,635 --> 00:39:04,987
How are you gonna feel when
the girl from "Serial"
915
00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:07,389
shows up, or "Crime Junkie,"
or "Sisters in Crime"?
916
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:08,807
And then it's their story.
917
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,226
It's not ours anymore.
Sure, they'll interview us.
918
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:12,686
We'll have
our little five minutes,
919
00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:14,413
but that'll be it, and then,
you, me, and this baby
920
00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,248
are gonna have to go live
in a one-bedroom apartment
921
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,541
because we can't afford
the mortgage.
922
00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:18,983
You're gonna go back
to red ball.
923
00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:21,319
I'll go back to sitting
in an empty open house,
924
00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,862
you know, hustling for 3%
925
00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:24,256
while I'm sitting there
having sexual fantasies
926
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,408
- about my buyers.
- Wait, you what?
927
00:39:26,449 --> 00:39:27,718
I don't--I don't know
why I said that.
928
00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:29,011
I'm pregnant
and saying crazy shit.
929
00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:30,412
I mean--
930
00:39:30,453 --> 00:39:32,622
You have sexual fantasies
about your buyers?
931
00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:35,083
Okay, babe, do you know we're
the only couple stupid enough
932
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,501
not to be having affairs?
933
00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,004
Is that true?
934
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:41,006
Listen, let's do this,
935
00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:44,134
you and me together, please.
936
00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:47,512
We are good people, okay?
937
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:50,598
We have played by the rules
and look where it got us.
938
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,144
But now, finally--
finally, some good luck.
939
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:56,730
A serial killer
has fallen into our laps.
940
00:39:56,771 --> 00:39:58,023
That's good luck?
941
00:39:58,064 --> 00:39:59,904
Yes, God put him
in our kitchen for a reason.
942
00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:01,544
We should be thanking God
that that fucker
943
00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:03,486
hasn't killed us,
not for bringing him
944
00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:04,946
- into our lives.
- Come on, please.
945
00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:06,448
No.
946
00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:12,953
No.
947
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:28,136
- 911 is calling me.
- Answer it, tell them.
948
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,557
Someone called 911
from this number.
949
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:35,685
Is there an emergency?
950
00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:43,902
Hello? Is everything okay?
951
00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:46,529
Is there an emergency?
952
00:40:46,571 --> 00:40:49,032
Hello? Is everything okay?
953
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,419
- Hey.
- Hey.
954
00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:50,885
Man, great spot.
955
00:41:50,927 --> 00:41:53,680
Right?
956
00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:55,515
- You good?
- Oh, yeah.
957
00:41:55,557 --> 00:41:56,891
- You?
- Yeah.
958
00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:58,977
All right, show me what you got.
959
00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:03,314
How'd you find this place?
960
00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:11,406
I didn't really ask you
to go out here to surf.
961
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:12,741
Oh, yeah?
962
00:42:12,782 --> 00:42:16,327
What--what are we doing here?
963
00:42:18,955 --> 00:42:21,332
I wanted you to see
that no one was around.
964
00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:23,293
Uh.
965
00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:25,587
No one's watching.
No one's listening.
966
00:42:25,628 --> 00:42:28,423
- All right.
- It's just us.
967
00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:31,593
I'm not wearing a wire.
You can pat me down.
968
00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:33,261
Check you for--
969
00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:35,305
why would I wanna do that?
970
00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:39,517
I know who you are.
971
00:42:41,353 --> 00:42:42,937
Who I am?
972
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,816
A serial killer.
973
00:42:49,652 --> 00:42:51,404
The Westside Ripper.
974
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:04,417
All right, this is a--
975
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,002
this is a joke, right?
976
00:43:07,837 --> 00:43:10,006
Don't worry,
I'm not gonna turn you in.
977
00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,430
I have a proposition for you.
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