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You seem quiet.
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What's going on?
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Come on, talk to me.
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Okay. God, I feel like a loser
telling you this.
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Nah. You can tell me anything.
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I'm worried you're not over Jade.
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You know, I heard
she's not happy you're dating again,
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and I guess I'm scared you two
have unfinished business.
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Jade is always gonna be
a part of my life.
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But there's a big difference
between unfinished business
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and ancient history.
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The girl I can't stop thinking
about isn't the one from my past.
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It's the one in my present.
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Yes!
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Cut. Thank you.
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You did great.
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-Where are they going now?
-Drinks, then dinner later.
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We should film
her and Bella tomorrow.
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If they do sleep together,
she'll want to debrief.
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Good thinking.
Right, I'll see you later.
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Hey. Listen, it would be great
to get together at some point,
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to brainstorm about my role.
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Like I said before,
that's not how this show works
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because we're following
your real lives.
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I see myself as the first-ever
method reality TV star.
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-Do you know what I mean?
-Uh... no, not really.
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So I can get behind the camera
as well as in front.
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-I'm not sure you can.
-Sick! I'll be in touch.
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Yeah!
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-Come on.
-Awesome.
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-Yeah.
-Next time.
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-Take this downstairs?
-Sure.
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-TJ!
-Yo.
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Hey. Do you know if they've wrapped
Jade's Pilates scene?
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-I think they're still shooting.
-Cool.
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Where are you drinking
before the series launch?
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This place
does a burger and a beer deal.
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Cool. I might join you.
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It's for under 25s.
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-I am under 25.
-Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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We all assumed
you had to be, like, 35 years old.
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Nope. Twenty-four.
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How did you get this job?
Are you someone's niece, or...?
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-No.
-Oi. Working Girl.
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Get in my office, now.
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You've been doing great work.
Your instincts are bang-on.
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I'm happy you're happy.
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How are you getting on
with everyone out there?
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I don't really know those guys
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because us producers
are busy doing our thing.
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But that's fine.
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I'm not here to make friends,
but to be the best I can be.
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You watch too much reality TV.
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You can front all you want.
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You're desperate
to make everyone like you.
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You reek of it,
like Miss Dior Chérie.
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I do sometimes wear that perfume,
so maybe it's just...
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Look, it's special
that you're so young.
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I hired you because we need
that kind of insight.
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Just, you know, don't be too young.
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What do you mean?
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You've got a long career
ahead of you.
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It's gonna take up
a lot of your time.
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Don't waste it trying
to be liked by everyone. Trust me.
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-TJ.
-Yeah.
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Cup of tea would be great.
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Did you see that?
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-Cheek.
-Wow.
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Lost.
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That's how I felt
for most of my 20s.
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In a maze without an exit,
on a boat without a rudder,
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going round and round
the wrong cul-de-sac.
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And every time
I felt this confusion,
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this lack of direction,
I did one thing.
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I tried to be a brand-new person.
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I got the job!
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Hi, everyone.
Welcome to this workshop.
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So nice to see so many new faces.
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Okay, let's get started.
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We go down,
two, three, four, five,
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six, seven, eight.
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Stretch, two, three,
four, five, six, up.
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One, two, three, four, five, six.
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And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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...five, six... and eight.
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And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
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-Thanks.
-Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
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Thank you. That was great.
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You're really good.
Are you with another company?
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-No.
-Freelance?
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I'm not a dancer.
I work in property.
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I used to dance. Well, I tried to.
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I did a dance degree,
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then did a bunch of auditions
after I graduated,
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but I stopped about six months ago.
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-Why?
-Got kind of tired of it all.
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It was the final round
for this company I'd always loved.
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I'd already had
loads of knock-backs.
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Comments about the fact
that I did a dance degree at uni
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instead of going to a dance school.
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Directors assuming
that I was a street dancer.
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And then, the woman at this audition
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says to me, in front of everyone,
"Tuck your bum in."
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I carried on dancing.
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And then she says it again,
and I was so embarrassed.
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I said to her,
"That's just my body."
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She says nothing.
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Then everyone leaves,
and she asks me to stay behind.
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And then she says,
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"My darling,
let me save you a lot of heartache.
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You move well, but you're..."
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"Not the right fit
for a company like this."
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And I never will be.
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Look, fuck her.
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The window for trying to make
this work professionally is short.
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But you know that.
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I honestly just ended up
thinking it was impossible.
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No. It's really, really hard.
But it's not impossible.
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Really?
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I didn't do anything.
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If you were
one of my year ten boys,
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I'd put you in immediate detention
for that, Simon.
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I quite like the thought of that.
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7:30 on a Thursday night.
Why are we both here?
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-Well, you're marking.
-Yes.
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And I'm... watching you marking.
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I know, and it's very distracting.
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Fine. I'll go.
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Even though
I'm the only one in this room
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who knows where
the end-of-term-party wine
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is hidden.
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Next time.
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Phone.
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On the off-chance
you ever find yourself
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wanting a distraction.
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I'm just obsessed
with shoving stuff in my gob.
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Same. But everything I put into it
gets me in trouble.
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Fags. Pints. MSG.
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I wish there was
a hobby for your mouth
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that was guilt-free.
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The flute?
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Hiya!
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-I got the job!
-Yes!
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-Yes, you beauty! Well done!
-Thank you.
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I can't believe
they actually kept my CV on file.
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I'm gonna be a buyer's assistant.
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-When do you start?
-Next week.
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Do you want a fish finger sandwich?
Or a drink? We should celebrate.
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We have some toffee vodka
in the freezer.
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I've already eaten. I went
to Nathan's after I got the news.
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Toffee vodka then.
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Street was there.
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-Was he?
-Yep.
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And I want you to know,
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whatever you wanna find out
about him, I'll find out.
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I'll be your man on the ground.
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That is so sweet of you, Birdy,
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but... honestly,
I've turned a corner.
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I've deleted his number.
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I never wanna look at my phone
and wait for a text from him
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ever, ever again.
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I've entered a period of celibacy.
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I'm being serious. I've got to start
making more grown-up choices
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in all areas of life.
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I've booked myself in
for an STI check.
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The only thing I got
from that relationship
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are... technicolour strains of HPV.
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So, yeah. That's my news.
New chapter.
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You could buy
one of those suction cup dildos
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-and stick it to your wall.
-I did consider that.
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But the thought of me humping
a wall alone in my room
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was a bit much, even for me.
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Fair.
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What time tomorrow?
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Oh, my gosh, I am so excited.
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I can't believe
I get to meet Kyle. Kudos!
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-7:30?
-What's tomorrow?
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The launch party for series three
of Heirs and Graces.
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It's gonna be really, really fun.
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But you have got to be
on your best behaviour.
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-I wanna be taken seriously at work.
-Got it.
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-Cheers, everyone!
-To Birdy!
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-Cheers!
-To Birdy!
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So, do those dildos stick
to any surfaces, or just walls?
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Inhale, upward dog.
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Exhale, downward-facing dog.
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Now jump forward,
wrap your legs around your arms.
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I don't think it's for me.
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Stick with it.
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It has given me a sense of focus
like I've never experienced before.
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You'd like happy baby.
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Happy baby!
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Happy baby.
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Happy baby.
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Are you sure it's okay
if I bring Nathan tomorrow night?
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Of course.
Will be nice to have him there.
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And I can't wait
for you to meet Roisin.
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She's terrifying and amazing.
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I've told her all about you.
She calls you my other half.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should allocate
time together.
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Like, sync our diaries every week.
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I know you don't normally
believe in calendars, but...
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No, I agree.
I think that's a really good idea.
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-Good.
-Dream job. Serious relationship.
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All in your first year
of moving to London.
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-You're nailing it, little bird.
-So are you.
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So, what's the best
custody agreement, then?
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Nathan and I get you
every other weekend?
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-And you sack off your mum?
-Sounds great.
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We'll work it out.
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We always work it out.
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Can I sleep with you tonight?
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Yeah, of course.
You never have to ask.
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Please, can we put
the windows up now?
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No! The colder you are,
the more activated your metabolism.
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You can eat anything
when you're shivering.
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Calories cancelled.
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-According to who?
-Cosmopolitan magazine.
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Can you believe that it's done now?
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Exams. School. Forever.
It's over. We're free.
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Don't say that.
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I've been waiting for this moment
since I was five.
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I've been dreading this moment
since I was five.
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Look, Birdy, look out there.
What do you see?
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-Wembley Stadium?
-Not literally.
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I mean, what do you see
in your future?
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I look at that city and I see
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all the people I'm gonna meet
and the jobs I'm gonna have
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00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,120
and the men
I'm gonna fall in love with.
233
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,560
-What do you see?
-Something completely terrifying.
234
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,440
It's not terrifying.
235
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,840
Think of our first London flat
together.
236
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,080
Four-poster bed and a cinema room.
237
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,920
Absolutely.
238
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,800
-Oh, my God.
-What?
239
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,000
-Hi.
-Oh, my God.
240
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,960
Hi.
241
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,400
Mags, are you okay?
You look worried.
242
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,560
I'm not worried. I'm just...
Have you seen Jade?
243
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,920
I think she knows
Kyle and Bohemia slept together,
244
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,280
and I need to keep them apart
so they don't have a confrontation.
245
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,200
Mags, look at me.
You need to enjoy this.
246
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,920
It's your first-ever work party.
247
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,880
-And you earned it.
-Okay. Okay, thank you.
248
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:51,280
-Ah, the famous Birdy.
-Yes. Birdy, this is Roisin.
249
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,800
So, you two have been
best friends since school?
250
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,440
Yeah, and went to uni together,
moved to London together.
251
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,600
That's beautiful.
I've got a friend like that.
252
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:03,280
Paula. Grew up together.
Learnt all the hard lessons.
253
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,520
She knows my family.
I know her family.
254
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,360
She's the path back
to all my memories.
255
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,440
-Do you know where she is now?
-Where?
256
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,960
No idea. Haven't spoken to her
257
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,520
since she married some ham-faced
police officer called Ken.
258
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,040
Back in a bit.
I just need to find Jade.
259
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,960
Maggie!
260
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,720
-Do you guys know each other?
-Yeah. We live together.
261
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,120
-Did not expect that.
-Why not?
262
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,800
Just can't imagine it.
263
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,320
-Do you wanna play, Mags?
-I'll see you in a bit.
264
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,720
Have you seen Jade?
265
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,880
All right. Okay, my go.
266
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,720
Cannot believe you guys are friends.
You're so fun.
267
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,880
-What do you mean?
-She's so... uptight.
268
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,360
-Uptight?
-I'm gonna go check she's okay.
269
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,080
-Okay.
-Go on, let's go again.
270
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,440
-Mags! You Okay?
-No.
271
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,240
You two. You two, come with me.
272
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,960
-I can't. I'm worried...
-Don't care.
273
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,040
Whatever you're about to do,
this is more important. Come on.
274
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,760
So, it's a dating website,
but in an app.
275
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,320
Like, proper streamlined.
So you don't have to read
276
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,400
about all those people who like
bungee jumping and social justice.
277
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,120
It's just right... left.
278
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,520
Yes... no.
279
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,560
Wide-on, no wide-on.
280
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,040
-And do they ever run out?
-No.
281
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,720
-Well, they haven't yet.
-Wow.
282
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,800
I know, right?
All these men just waiting for you.
283
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,840
I'd love to use it
but, sadly, I've decided
284
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,880
to give up sex for a while.
285
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,000
I need to learn
to make better choices.
286
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,160
-Have you got a profile?
-Not yet, no.
287
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,440
All you fucking millennials,
what is wrong with you?
288
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,920
This is your sexual revolution.
This is your summer of '69.
289
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,760
Give us your phone.
I'll set you up a profile.
290
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,760
Oh, you're gorgeous. What do you do?
291
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,880
-Property.
-Absolutely not. Can't allow that.
292
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,560
Just gonna go find Jade.
293
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,840
-Okay. Have you got any nudes?
-Yeah.
294
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,280
Okay, so you wanna be sending those
within 7 minutes of getting a match.
295
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,680
-Really?
-Yes, and cut your head out of it.
296
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,000
-Keep your feet in. They like that.
-Okay.
297
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,320
And not one
of those cheeky pin-up things.
298
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,040
Don't send them anything
they could see on a French beach.
299
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,520
You want vulva, close-up.
Harsh Soviet lighting.
300
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,640
Flash bouncing off the labia.
301
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,520
-You gonna remember all this?
-100%.
302
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,920
Good.
303
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,200
Looks like Maggie found Jade.
304
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,840
Don't you talk to me like that.
Who do you think you are?
305
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,160
Look at Jade's boobs.
They're amazing.
306
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:55,480
They're so round and high.
They're higher than her shoulders.
307
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,560
Your boobs are better, babe.
308
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,400
-Go dance.
-No. No, I'm fine.
309
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,200
No, go on, go have a dance.
310
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,840
No, I wanna stay here with you.
311
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,720
Hi, babe. Love you!
312
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,800
-Hey.
-Hi.
313
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,200
-What's your name?
-Amara.
314
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,200
-Amara, I'm Kyle.
-Kyle.
315
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,200
I know. I watch every week.
316
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,160
That's embarrassing.
317
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,200
It might be embarrassing for you.
It's not for me.
318
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,160
-I'm friends with Maggie.
-Who's Maggie?
319
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,440
The story producer.
320
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,600
Oh, Maggie! Right, yeah. Yeah.
321
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680
You look like you're running dry
there, babe.
322
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,480
Let me get you another one.
323
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,760
Hi there. Hi. I'm Neil.
324
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,680
-Roisin.
-Maggie's boss, right?
325
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,040
I'm a friend of hers.
I've heard fantastic things.
326
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,440
Right. Thanks.
327
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,160
When did you get into showbiz?
328
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,840
Er, I've been working in TV
for about 25 years.
329
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,960
Twenty-five years?
Wow, that's amazing.
330
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,560
I'm not in the industry myself.
331
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,440
-I'm a trainee lawyer.
-Yeah?
332
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,240
I have had my brush
with celebrity, though.
333
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,720
Have you heard
the name Joseph Washbourn?
334
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,160
-Joseph...?
-Washbourn.
335
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,600
He's the lead singer
of Toploader, the band.
336
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,000
-Is he?
-Yeah.
337
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,520
My cousin went to uni with him.
338
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,760
So I see him most years
at birthday drinks.
339
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,280
-Do you?
-I do, yeah. Yeah.
340
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,360
Introduced myself a few times.
Seems like a really nice guy.
341
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,160
Listen, if you ever wanted
to get in touch with him
342
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,600
for a TV programme,
I can get his number, no problem.
343
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,840
My cousin actually went
on tour with him once.
344
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,280
What are you doing?
345
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,960
Er, Roisin,
this is my girlfriend, Nell.
346
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,080
Why are you are talking
about the guy from Toploader again?
347
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,200
I was saying,
if they ever wanted to feature
348
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,760
a live band on Heirs And Graces,
I could put Roisin in touch with...
349
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,320
Can I ask you something
I've always wanted to know?
350
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,160
Of course. Yeah.
351
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,440
What do you put in those pockets?
352
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,680
How are you doing?
353
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,240
Oh, fine, just trying to save
354
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,400
the entire editorial content
of the show.
355
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,880
-Manage it?
-Jade's gone home in a huff,
356
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,960
so I don't have
to worry about her anymore.
357
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,360
-What about you?
-I was having a great time
358
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,440
until I found Neil
chewing the ear off your boss.
359
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,760
I just... I don't understand.
Why does he do it?
360
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,800
Can't he just engage
in a normal conversation,
361
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,200
like a normal person,
about normal things?
362
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,480
-Amara!
-What?
363
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,400
-We're going home.
-Are you her nan?
364
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,480
Kyle! What is the matter with you?
365
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,440
Your heartbroken ex-girlfriend
has just left.
366
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,280
The girl you're currently dating
is still here.
367
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,800
Pull yourself together.
368
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,640
-DM me, yeah?
-I will!
369
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,280
I can't believe you did that.
370
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,080
Mags, chill out.
It's not that big of a deal.
371
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,480
It's not a big deal to you,
but it is a massive deal to me.
372
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,880
Why?
373
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,280
The cast are on my case all the
time. They don't respect me.
374
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,160
They think I'm some sixth-former
Roisin hired.
375
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,400
And it won't help that my housemate
got off with one of them.
376
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,800
And now he will always
have that over me.
377
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,960
You know how much I fancy him.
378
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,680
I've been crushing on him
since we first watched that show,
379
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,480
and then you fucking blue-balled me.
380
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,640
How can you even fancy him?
He's ropey as hell.
381
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,440
Erm, have you looked
at the men you fancy, Maggie?
382
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,040
-Why are you being a dick?
-Why are you being a dick?
383
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,960
You were so stressed out
and hectic tonight.
384
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,360
I actually wasn't.
385
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,440
It's very difficult
to make this show.
386
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,960
It's not that difficult.
387
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,960
You got the job when you were
sitting on your sofa eating pizza.
388
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,560
How is that fucking relevant?
389
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,760
I'm just saying, you don't catch
Nell and I turning up to work
390
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,640
in a hoodie, getting paid
to chat about people's sex lives.
391
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,640
-What possessed you?
-I was just making conversation.
392
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,200
It wasn't conversation.
It was you going on and on
393
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,840
about some band that no one
has heard of, or cares about.
394
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,120
"Dancing in the Moonlight"
went multi-platinum.
395
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,560
Why is that at all relevant
396
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,440
when you're talking
to Maggie's boss?
397
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,000
Fancy a porker?
398
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,680
I can't do anything right
at the moment, can I?
399
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,720
Margaret Marshall.
400
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,160
Right, trousers down, twat out.
401
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,000
I try to save time by avoiding
402
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,840
all the "Pop your clothes off
and pop on the bed" stuff.
403
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,760
So, what are we having?
404
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,600
HIV, chlamydia, clap,
syphy, hep B, the full English?
405
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,280
Yeah. Might as well.
406
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,800
So, what contraception
have you been using?
407
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,320
Condoms.
408
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,320
Apart from the one time
when we used the pull-out...
409
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,240
Don't you dare say "method" to me.
410
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,920
Are you very tall?
411
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,760
-Yes?
-Thought so.
412
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,840
We're going to need
a longer speculum.
413
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,160
Anyway, I don't have to really think
about any of that stuff anymore
414
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,240
because I made a decision to...
415
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,600
-Bit cold now.
-to... stop having sex for a while.
416
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,600
Just full abstinence.
417
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,520
Deep breaths,
only a couple of seconds.
418
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,960
To really think
about the choices I've been making.
419
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,760
And only have sex
with, like, three people a year,
420
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,680
who all put money aside
for a... pension.
421
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,680
All done.
422
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,720
You know...
I'm not a GUM clinic priest.
423
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,120
I can't throw some holy lube on you
and tell you you're now cleansed.
424
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,280
Whatever you're looking to me for,
I'm not gonna be able to give you.
425
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,640
-How old are you?
-Twenty-four.
426
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,080
Twenty-four.
427
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,960
I wish I'd done nothing but fuck
when I was 24.
428
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,600
My generation were
the first women who could have sex
429
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,000
outside of marriage without it
completely ruining our lives.
430
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,760
Human bodies are like countries.
431
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,000
You are free to explore the world,
if that's what you want.
432
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,120
And you should, frankly.
433
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,000
While you still have the energy
and skin elasticity.
434
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,440
-Just use a condom.
-I will.
435
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,080
You have a lovely cervix,
by the way.
436
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,520
Real star quality.
437
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,240
Hey. What you doing?
438
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,840
-Same.
-My girl is back.
439
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,400
God, I'm addicted.
If I could, I'd take a week off work
440
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,320
just to get through
all the profiles.
441
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,080
-Any good matches?
-A few. How about you?
442
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,640
A few.
443
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,800
Where do you stand on moustaches?
444
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,280
Don't mind them.
Quite like them, actually.
445
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,280
Make me feel like I'm with
a very powerful but disgusting
446
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,480
porn magnate who's begged me
back to his penthouse.
447
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Your imagination, I swear.
448
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,840
Are you even in the room
when you have sex?
449
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,360
-Barely.
-Hi.
450
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,480
Can I get
a glass of white wine, please?
451
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,520
Just the house white. Large, please.
452
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,480
What?
453
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,880
Just some freak talking to me
like I'm a piece of fruit.
454
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,240
-I'm from Reading, mate.
-Show me.
455
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,400
Oh, my God. That's rank.
456
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,520
Any gross messages?
457
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,560
A couple. How about you?
458
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,560
-Loads.
-Saying what?
459
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,840
That they've always wanted
to be with a black girl.
460
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,360
Or they tell me that they've been
with loads of other black girls.
461
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,600
-Oh, my God.
-It's just fucked up
462
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,160
to think I'm a thing to tick off
a guy's sexual to-do list.
463
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:56,880
Like, me just being human
is their dirty fetish.
464
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,000
It makes me feel mental.
465
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,520
Do you think
anyone will have a fetish
466
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,600
for lanky white girls
who talk too much
467
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,640
and stop giving blowjobs
after a month?
468
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,480
I hate that men
speak to you like that.
469
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,320
You must have just got a bad batch.
470
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,400
-Why are they all graphic designers?
-There you go.
471
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,880
I was being a dick last night.
I'm sorry.
472
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,320
It's okay.
473
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,160
I just don't understand
all the different boundaries
474
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,520
of who you are in your personal life
and who you're meant to be at work.
475
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,440
I find the office so confusing.
476
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,120
I don't know
how to be taken seriously,
477
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,880
and I don't know how to be liked.
478
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,200
Everyone just thinks
I'm this weird, boring loser.
479
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,440
Well, if there's one thing
I know you can do, Mags,
480
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,040
it's win people over.
481
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,080
Good luck at university.
482
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,520
Bye, Birdy. Drive safely, won't you?
483
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,120
-Love you.
-Love you, darling.
484
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,560
This is it, Birdy.
We're driving down a road
485
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,280
that's gonna take us
into the whole giant world.
486
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,680
We're driving down the M5.
487
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,160
It's not just the M5.
It's the beginning.
488
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,800
First uni, then jobs, then London.
489
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,320
We'll lose our virginities
490
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,280
and then the world
will be our oyster.
491
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,760
-I'm scared.
-Don't be.
492
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,600
Nothing bad can happen.
We've got each other.
493
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,800
You forgot the plant.
494
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,040
-Good luck!
-Bye!
495
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Cancel your plans,
put on your thongs!
496
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,480
I have just matched
497
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,800
with a circus performer
called Victor.
498
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:36,080
I am negative for all STIs,
and we are going out tonight!
499
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,800
I thought you weren't drinking.
Or having sex.
500
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,360
Or eating carbs.
501
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,600
Changed my mind. Life is for living.
502
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,480
-Do you have a pen and paper?
-No.
503
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,880
In the bowl.
504
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,800
Right, what do we need?
Crisps, salt and vinegar.
505
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,320
-Cheese and onion.
-No, man. How many times?
506
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,720
You don't have to eat them!
507
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:06,200
Cigarettes. Regular? Yes.
Menthol? Yes. Fake tan.
508
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,840
-Vodka.
-Gum.
509
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,440
Fresh razors, my treat.
510
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,120
-Pre-drinks?
-Here.
511
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,600
-DJ?
-Nell.
512
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,080
-Then Hawley?
-Then dancing. Perfect.
513
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,720
-Yes!
-What's going on?
514
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,720
We're going out tonight,
but properly this time.
515
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,880
None of this six pints
and home by 1:00 am nonsense.
516
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,600
What... What about me?
517
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,000
I thought you were with Nathan.
Oh, are you free?
518
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,120
I can be free!
What time are we heading out?
519
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,840
9:00. Pre-drinks at 7:30.
520
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,840
-Great.
-Oh, can you put down gaffa tape?
521
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,080
-Yeah, why?
-Top I'm gonna wear.
522
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,160
-Hey! Turn it up, DJ Nell.
-DJ Nell!
523
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,080
There we go. Okay. Yeah.
524
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,200
-What can I get you?
-Four vodka-lime sodas.
525
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,600
Yeah, sure.
526
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,480
-Thank you. Keep the change.
-Cheers.
527
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,600
Thank you.
528
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,240
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
529
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,640
I don't know
if it's because I've spent
530
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,080
too much time on that app,
531
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,480
but everyone here
looks like an estate agent.
532
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,720
I know, right?
533
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,840
-Mags, I think I'm gonna go.
-Okay.
534
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,240
-Is that okay?
-Of course!
535
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,320
-Love you!
-Love you!
536
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,720
Bye, guys. Love you.
537
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,160
I might go too.
I'm not feeling well.
538
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,680
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
539
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,240
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Okay!
540
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,240
Man, Birdy's really defected,
hasn't she?
541
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,680
Yeah. But it's okay.
542
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,960
-You sure?
-Yeah.
543
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,880
We're cool. We're like sisters.
544
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,880
We let each other do our own thing.
We always come back together.
545
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,800
If you actually had sisters,
546
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,120
you'd realise how off-key
that description is.
547
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,560
-Crew is two!
-Crew is two!
548
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,200
Oh, my God.
549
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,200
Okay, I've just sent you
his full name and number
550
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,960
in case you never hear
from me again.
551
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,640
And I have just sent you
his address, for safety.
552
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,840
-I can't believe we're doing this!
-Me neither.
553
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,360
-It's wild.
-I know.
554
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,200
Do you worry we might get
a little bit murdered?
555
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,000
Think of it like this.
556
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,400
It's just as wild as going home
557
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,760
with a stranger
we meet in here tonight.
558
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,560
You're right.
559
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,040
You look fit.
560
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,480
So do you.
561
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,880
Hello.
562
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,880
-Ready?
-Ready.
563
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,920
I wasn't lost.
I was just travelling.
564
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,680
Clutch bag as my backpack.
Phone as my map.
565
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,400
Every night.
566
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,520
Every swipe.
567
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,480
I didn't know where I was going,
but it felt like an adventure.
568
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,680
To familiar lands
569
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,800
and unknown lands.
570
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,360
-Spank me.
-Really?
571
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,320
-Yeah.
-Okay.
572
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,920
I'm sorry!
573
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,600
I'm so sorry!
574
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,160
-Shut up.
-Do that again.
575
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,640
Fuck yeah!
576
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,320
-Oh, my God. Are you okay?
-Yeah.
577
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,880
Okay, fine.
It didn't always go to plan.
578
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,080
But mostly it did.
579
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,960
When Dickens wrote,
580
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,800
"It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,"
581
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,560
I think he may have been talking
about the launch of dating apps.
582
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,040
-I'm gonna cum.
-What?
583
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,800
-Fuck!
-Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Maggie, I...
584
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,880
Of course,
there were moments of shame...
585
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,360
Yes, Maggie.
586
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,560
I knew you were a G.
587
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,880
...and some walks of shame.
588
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,960
But I don't regret a moment of it.
589
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,040
I was just travelling
590
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:32,040
through boroughs and bodies,
with no destination in sight.
591
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,960
Good morning.
592
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,960
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