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In every love story, there are
unavoidable junctions of change.
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It could be the moment
something begins.
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-Hello again.
-Hi.
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It might be when everything's been
on an even keel for years.
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Something happens that takes
the relationship in a new direction.
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It may be exactly what you planned.
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This change may be a surprise.
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-Do we need a condom?
-I'm on the pill.
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-Since when?
-Since last week.
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Slow down.
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And pass me that thing
from under my pillow.
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Fuck that's hot.
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-That's the burritos.
-It's fine.
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They'll leave it outside.
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-I didn't specify the safe space.
-Safe place. Why not?
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I forgot.
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They'll leave it there.
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-I'm worried that's all...
-Fine, go get them.
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Thank you.
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-You're filthy girl.
-Yeah, I am.
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So desperate for my cock, you
have to fuck me in a filthy toilet.
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Yeah, I'm disgusting...
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Sometimes only one person in the
love story can see these crossroads.
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Because sometimes,
it just takes a handful of words.
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All future drinks on the house.
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They forgot the guacamole!
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You dirty slut...
You big posh cunt.
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I'm so sorry.
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Birdy.
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-What?
-I love you.
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I love you too.
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...was not unnoticed,
that it was not...
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Do you spell "come"
with an "o" or a "u"?
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Different schools of thought.
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Personally, I always used "come"
with an "o" as the verb,
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-but "cum" with a "u" as the noun.
-Thanks.
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-Are you sexting that barman?
-Yeah. Rege.
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-Will you go on a date with him?
-Nah, no dates.
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-Just hookups.
-But he's so fit.
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Yeah, but you know my plan, I'm not
falling in love until I'm 31.
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He's gonna be a six-foot-four Libra.
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Who owns a multi-million pound
startup.
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And we're having twin daughters.
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Until then, I'm busy.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
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Amara, I think you should run like,
weekend workshops in Cornwall
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for desperate women.
I've thought this before. I'd so go.
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-I've never sexted Neil.
-What?!
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-I wouldn't even know what to say.
-It's about finding your own voice.
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You start with archetypes, then you
build your own style from there.
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-Oh, send a sext to Neil, please!
-Alright. What do I say?
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"I can't stop thinking
about your big hard cock."
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-Classic, an absolute classic.
-Fine.
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-Done.
-Oh my God, I'm so excited.
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-Birdy, you're doing this as well.
-Um, no.
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Why not? We're all sending them.
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-What did he say?
-"You flatter me."
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-That's that, then.
-Oh, it's so disappointing.
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I was so hoping he'd take the bait.
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I would just love for Neil
to have a kink, you know?
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Like, be into being gagged.
I love that for him.
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Totally. But you just know he's
someone who thinks wild sex
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is, like, a position no one enjoys,
like reverse cowgirl.
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Stop! We always do this.
We turn my boyfriend into a joke.
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And then I still have to have
sex with him.
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You never talk about sex
with Nathan.
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Look, I don't want to be
disrespectful to him.
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-Oh, mate!
-What?
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Didn't know you lost your virginity
to each other in a teen rom-com.
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Okay, fine. I'll tell you one thing.
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-Last night when we were having sex.
-Yeah?
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He told me he loved me
for the first time.
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-Aw, Birdy!
-Did you say it back?
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Yeah.
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-That is so great, Birdy.
-Thanks. It was really special.
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Hey. So how did Kyle's first date
with the new girl go?
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-What's her name again?
-Bohemia.
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Jesus. One of these days
I'll make a TV show about
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people called Sharon
and Clare.
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It went well! Lots of chemistry.
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Jade found out
they'd gone on a date.
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-How?
-We think Bella told her last night.
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Oh fuck. So that's off camera now.
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We need a crew in Jade's flat
this afternoon for her reaction.
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-I'll write it in the running order.
-Good call.
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We need to be in the edit.
We can get lunch there.
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Maggie, I'll see you later.
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Hi.
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-You had a tough one today.
-Yeah.
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Year nine?
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I totally lost control of the class.
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Yeah.
Year nines are always the toughest.
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Wait until halfway through the year
when they choose their GCSEs.
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The ones that are dropping your
subject completely clock out.
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Oh, don't say that.
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You can handle it.
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I know I shouldn't say this, but...
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I don't wanna manage their
behaviour, don't wanna inspire them.
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I just want them to pass exams.
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That's what all NQTs say.
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But they'll get you in the end.
They always do.
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Pub? A few of us are clocking off.
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Can't. Too much marking, Simon.
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As your boss, I approve.
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As a piss-head looking for another
piss-head, I disapprove.
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How did you know?
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Permanent thirsty look in your eyes.
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Trouble.
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-Amara?
-Hi!
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Shoes. Where've you been?
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-Drinks with the work lot.
-Oh, nice! Do you want a tea?
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Nah, I'm good. I'm gonna go to bed.
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-Night.
-Night.
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Shall I mark one?
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Go on then.
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Listen to this guitar solo.
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And the producer
wants to get rid of it.
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Did your parents ever worry
about calling you Street?
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No. Why?
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It's such a risk. That kind of name
only works if your kid ends up hot.
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They're iconoclasts.
They don't care about that stuff.
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And I'm not an iconoclast?
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If you make reality TV
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and your family home's
got a conservatory, then no.
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How do you know anything
about my family home?
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Or my work?
You barely ask me about my job.
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Yeah because it's not
what you really wanna do.
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I don't know that yet. I've only
been doing it a couple of months.
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Sorry.
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I just assumed you didn't wanna
build a career from something that's
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violently tearing apart the fabric
of humanity at its seams.
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Cheers.
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Well unless you do, you evil,
horrible goddess.
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Is this Nick Drake?
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You've been listening to the CD.
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I like him. You'll have to make me
a greatest hits compilation.
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No. Greatest hits are for melts.
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You need to listen to an album
chronologically. Every song.
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Even the weaker ones.
Albums are like humans.
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And those wonky bits
are what make it...
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weirdly perfect
and completely beautiful.
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Street...
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Maggie?
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I love you.
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-No, you don't!
-Shut up.
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I'm sorry Maggie,
but why would you say that?
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-Shut up.
-You really are so bored aren't you?
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-Where you going?
-I need to piss.
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-Hey.
-Nell?
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-I'm having a nervy-b.
-What's happened? Where are you?
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-I just told Street I love him.
-And what did he say?
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-He laughed and told me I don't.
-Right.
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-I'm so upset.
-You're not, you're embarrassed.
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I can't believe he didn't say it
back. I have to leave.
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-I can't ever see him again.
-Maggie, listen. You don't love him.
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I think I do.
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No. You thought you loved
that creepy club promoter.
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And the head of the Anarchist
Society at uni with the Mohawk.
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What do these men have in common?
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You. You're the romance.
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You make everything magic. Not them.
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-Okay.
-So just be chill.
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And laugh it off.
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Okay. I love you.
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-Bye. Nell?
-Yeah?
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Please don't tell Amara
and Birdy about this.
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I won't.
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-I love you.
-Stop saying that.
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-That's new.
-Yeah.
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-When did you get that?
-Nathan bought it for me.
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Oh, why didn't you tell me?
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Did I have to tell you?
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You hate it when I buy clothes
and I don't show you them.
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You act so betrayed when I come
downstairs in a new vest top.
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-What even is it?
-It's a charm bracelet.
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-It's funky.
-It's not "funky."
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-It's really special and personal.
-What's that?
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-An owl.
-Why an owl?
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Because I'm called Birdy.
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Yeah, but not because
you look like an owl,
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you look like a little sparrow
or a budgie.
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He doesn't see me as a budgie,
he sees me as an owl.
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Anyway, it's woodland themed.
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I think it's nice he buys you
so many presents.
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It's like you're on a gameshow.
What will be next month's prize?
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STREET CALLING
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-Are you not gonna answer him?
-No.
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What's going on with you two?
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Nothing.
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-Hi, girls.
-Hello, Mummy.
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-How are things going at the salon?
-Good thank you.
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I have to tell you,
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my clients are absolutely obsessed
with that TV programme of yours,
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-it's all they talk about.
-Ahh, thank you.
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I bet your Mum and Dad are proud.
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And relieved that you know,
you're all sorted.
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Alright, Mum.
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I thought the meaning of temping was
that it was meant to be temporary.
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-Birdy's got big news though.
-Have you?
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-No, I haven't.
-Yes, you do!
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-Birdy's got a boyfriend!
-What?
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Yeah! And his name's Nathan...
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Nathan!
Well, I cannot wait to meet him!
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Smith.
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Nathan Smith.
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-Mum, I...
-Smith... Nathan Smith.
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I was gonna say something...
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When?! When you send me the invite
to your wedding,
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where you roast a big pig on a lawn
and I have to wear a pastel dress
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-and matching hat?
-This is why I didn't tell you.
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-I knew you'd overreact like this...
-Oh. I'm overreacting.
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Well, I cannot wait to tell Grandma,
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who was smuggled out of Austria
as a baby,
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with every piece of family jewellery
in her nappy...
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Every time you tell this story
there's another item in the nappy.
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It's like Mary Poppins' handbag.
What else was in there?
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The challah plate? The Kiddush cup?!
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I don't want to talk about this now!
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Thanks.
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-Thanks, Joan.
-Alright, see ya.
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Thanks, Joan!
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Hi!
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-Darling girl.
-Hello.
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Oh, you look exhausted.
Doesn't she look exhausted Graham?
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-Burning both ends at the candle.
-Been sleeping enough?
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She can catch up on her sleep here.
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It's so hot in this house.
It's, like, hotter than Thailand.
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No, I don't think that's true.
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-It must be 30 degrees.
-Wait...
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-Wait 'till you see this.
-Graham, not again.
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What is the temperature in Thailand?
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It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok,
Thailand.
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Isn't that amazing?
And you can do it for anything.
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What is the name
of Billy Joel's wife?
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It's May, and the piglets
are starting to explore...
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To expose a dodgy beauty salon
that's got itself into hot water.
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Or should that be... hot wax?
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Because their customers have
the third degree burns to prove it.
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This is dodgy dealers and this...
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I put four sugars in,
to give you energy.
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00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,320
I do feel very weak.
241
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,440
Get that down you, then you can have
a nice bath and get changed.
242
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,800
Do we have to go?
243
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,080
Why are we all paying for Nigel
and Nikki to go on holiday?
244
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,360
They're not going on a holiday,
they're doing charity work.
245
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,560
-We're raising money to build a dam.
-Fine.
246
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,280
I'll go to your white saviour party.
247
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,240
Exactly, yes! We'll have fun.
248
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,160
-Do you really have to wear that?
-You said smart casual.
249
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,040
You were stuffing yourself with ham
from the fridge this afternoon.
250
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,040
Well, why is Dad allowed
to wear that then?
251
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,680
No, he's not wearing it out.
252
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,280
Where did you even get it?
253
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,560
The online gift shop.
Well, I thought it was quite smart.
254
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,440
Take it off.
Everyone's already seen it.
255
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,880
Douglas and Lynn haven't seen it.
256
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:14,040
Great Britain might not host again
in your lifetime, Maggie.
257
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,440
Why wouldn't you volunteer
with all those other young people.
258
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,720
Look I know you're bored
of me saying it,
259
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,920
but you'll miss
a once-in-a-lifetime opportu...
260
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,200
Remember Graham,
don't offer Mike a drink tonight.
261
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,320
-Why can't you offer him a drink?
-He's been having a tough time.
262
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,520
Six months sober,
on one of those programmes.
263
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,600
But of course, now they're saying
that a glass of red wine a day
264
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,280
can halve your chances of cancer...
265
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,200
-Can we have three?
-Ten Graham.
266
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,120
Oh, make that ten...
267
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,640
That's more like it...
268
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,640
That's it! Here we go! To the right!
269
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,040
And the left!
270
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,520
Here we go! Yes! I wanna hear ya!
271
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,200
-Come on, sweetheart!
-Gangnam Style!
272
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,160
Gangnam style! Come on!
273
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,040
-Don't eat those. They're burnt.
-So?
274
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,600
It's carcinogenic.
275
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,480
You and Dad are obsessed
with cancer.
276
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,080
Like it's your favourite band.
277
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:51,520
Mike! Oh, have you met my brilliant
daughter Maggie.
278
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,720
-Hello Maggie.
-She's a TV producer.
279
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,880
For a hugely successful show.
280
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,680
It's really not that successful.
And I'm barely a TV producer
281
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,400
I mostly just feel like a woman
with a computer.
282
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,880
That's not true.
283
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,760
Well, your mum and dad are
very proud of you and your brother.
284
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,240
-And your computer, of course.
-Mike, sweetheart.
285
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,880
Have you bought your tickets
for the raffle?
286
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,400
Darling! This is Cormac.
287
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,120
Cormac, this is my daughter Maggie.
288
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,400
-She's a TV producer.
-Really?
289
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,560
She could have been anything
she wanted to be.
290
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,600
Could have gone to Oxford,
didn't want to.
291
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,560
Could have been Prime Minister,
didn't want to.
292
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:51,160
-You've got the right idea.
-Mike. You're not leaving are you?
293
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,160
No, just having a smoke.
294
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,160
-Double-parked.
-Do you want one?
295
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,160
-Fuck, sorry. I forgot.
-So, your parents told you, then?
296
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,680
They did.
297
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,360
-How are you doing?
-Feel fine.
298
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,880
Like a debutante.
Divorced man in suburbia.
299
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,120
Like flies around a big hot turd.
300
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,040
-Do you mind me drinking this?
-Please. I live in the gin belt.
301
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,880
I'm used to it. No problem at all.
302
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,360
Mind you, it would be better
if you had any gear.
303
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,960
I swear it's in here,
I'm sure it's in this handbag.
304
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,240
Leftover from a party.
305
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,200
Are you an angel
that was sent to me?
306
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,920
I love you.
307
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,360
-What the fuck, Mike?!
-What?!
308
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,720
That was my only one!
We could've split it!
309
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:04,800
Oh shit. I'm so sorry.
I just got excited.
310
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,800
It reminds me of going to all those
raves in fields off the M25.
311
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,480
You were in your 40s
in the '90s, Mike.
312
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,120
Grow up.
313
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,840
Have you got any Malibu?
314
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,640
Raffle's on, ladies and gentlemen.
315
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:36,240
And the ear wax removal session
goes to ticket number 521.
316
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,840
That's 521.
317
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,560
There you are.
We've been looking for you.
318
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,680
We want you to talk to Alan,
319
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,400
he's writing a sitcom
about his time as a dentist
320
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,840
and we've said you'd know someone
at your production company...
321
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,800
No offence Alan, but I don't give
a fuck about your sitcom
322
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,240
and I would hazard a guess
that no else will either.
323
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,640
-Maggie!
-Would you both
324
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,320
stop being so proud of me
all the time?!
325
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,720
I don't know when you'll realise
I'm not that great.
326
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,840
And your endless love for me has
left me completely unprepared
327
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,760
for the world and the millions
of people who think I'm ugly
328
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,200
and stupid and shit.
329
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:19,680
-She's overtired.
-I'll probably need loads of therapy
330
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,560
to sort it all out because you two
encouraged me
331
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,720
to follow my idiotic dreams instead
of getting a proper job!
332
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,480
It's slow dance time. I present...
333
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,760
Sorry sweetheart, it's our song.
334
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,960
Fine. I'm going home.
335
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,800
Look, I'm sorry Alan.
336
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,560
If you want to be a writer,
you'll have to toughen up.
337
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,080
Yeah.
338
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,240
Hi, it's Maggie! Leave a message.
339
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,000
You're ignoring me.
340
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,720
And I don't know why.
341
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,560
But I was just ringing to say...
342
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,480
You really do have the best tits
I've ever seen.
343
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,800
They're like the kind you see when
you go to your mate's house
344
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,680
as a teenager and you find photos
of his hot mum sunbathing topless
345
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,760
on a Greek island in the '70s.
346
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,480
So, yeah...
347
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,520
That's what you are.
348
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,120
Absolutely timeless.
349
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,960
Call me back.
350
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,920
I don't know exactly what happened
with you and Mike last night.
351
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,400
And for the sake of the book club
we're both in, frankly,
352
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,800
I don't want to know.
353
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,800
The guy's lost everything.
354
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,480
And now he has to start
at square one with his sobriety.
355
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,240
-He asked me for drugs!
-I don't want to know the details.
356
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,480
You were drunk as well!
357
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,360
I just want you to know that your
actions have repercussions.
358
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,640
Life can't be fun all the time.
359
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,200
You can't do whatever you want
because you're bored
360
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,960
or because you find it funny or...
whatever it is. What is it?
361
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:22,440
Maybe you're right. Maybe we haven't
been hard enough on you.
362
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,080
I didn't say that,
I said you over-loved me,
363
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,400
which is a totally different thing
and arguably...
364
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,080
Stop making excuses.
365
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,880
Whatever you think of our parenting,
366
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,400
we certainly did not bring up
a brat.
367
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,600
You are 24. You have to take
some responsibility.
368
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm sorry.
369
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,160
I'm really, really sorry.
370
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,560
And I won't do anything like that
ever again.
371
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:29,400
Member of the cruciferous vegetable
family. Eight letters.
372
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,400
Begins with a "k".
373
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,520
Kohlrabi.
374
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,040
You clever girl.
375
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,120
-He's logged on.
-Shut up.
376
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:09,880
What do I say?
377
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,240
Say "I'm with my friend Maggie
do you have any friends for her?"
378
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,040
-Where's he from again?
-Milton Keynes.
379
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,960
He's with his friend Charlie.
380
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,880
Oh my God.
381
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,120
What does that mean?
382
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,360
Rub your noonie
on this piece of paper.
383
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,520
-Hello?
-Hi Joan, it's Maggie,
384
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,040
-I was just wondering...
-Belinda!
385
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,040
-It's for you.
-Thanks.
386
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,240
-Hello?
-Hi.
387
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,240
Oh, hi.
388
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,720
-How are you?
-Fine.
389
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,520
Sorry I told your mum
about Nathan.
390
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,240
She's barely spoken to me
all weekend.
391
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,720
Isn't it a relief, in a way,
that it's not a secret anymore?
392
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,880
No. Don't pretend like you were
trying to do me a favour.
393
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:43,360
You're right. I knew exactly what
would happen and...
394
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,280
and I don't know why I did it.
395
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,440
It was your thing to tell
in your own time.
396
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,520
How was your weekend?
397
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:59,400
Er, mixed. I sort of got off
with my parents' friend
398
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,240
who's a recovering alcoholic
and I sort of gave him a pinger.
399
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,360
What's up with you at the moment?
You're not really talking to me.
400
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,720
Mum lost her lid at me.
Gave me a proper telling off.
401
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,360
Good. Someone has to.
402
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,760
I think I'm jealous.
403
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,560
I'm finding it hard
you're going ahead,
404
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,160
and doing something I've never done
before, because...
405
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,960
we normally do everything together.
406
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,280
Nothing will change, Maggie.
407
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,960
That's only a thing people say
when everything's changing.
408
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,800
I'm sorry.
409
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,040
I'm going to be more of an adult.
410
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,480
It's okay.
411
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,160
Do you remember when we used to sit
on your mum's computer
412
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,560
together for hours,
413
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,520
having cybersex with random boys?
414
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,560
Yeah, unfortunately.
415
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,080
God...
We were such randy little freaks.
416
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,720
Can you imagine telling
your 14-year-old self
417
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,560
that one day a boy would tell you
he loved you.
418
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,400
I still can't get over the fact
we lost our virginities.
419
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,880
It's really, really great
that you're in love.
420
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,840
It's a hard thing to find.
When it's real.
421
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,160
Thank you.
422
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,600
-I love you.
-I love you too.
423
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,200
Come in.
424
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,120
The thing is.
The thing you have to understand.
425
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,760
We're survivors.
426
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,680
And you can't just...
427
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,760
skip over this huge part
of who you are.
428
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,960
You can't just throw it all away.
429
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,160
He's my first boyfriend.
We're only three months in.
430
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,760
I don't understand why there has to
be so much drama
431
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,520
-just because he's not Jewish.
-No I know.
432
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,240
And I am sorry that I reacted
the way that I did.
433
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,160
And I really do look forward
to meeting him.
434
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,040
-Thanks, Mum.
-But not on a Friday.
435
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,600
And not with grandma.
436
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,920
And as you said,
it probably won't last.
437
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,520
I didn't say that.
438
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,680
Hey.
439
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,440
-Where's Nathan?
-Gym?
440
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,120
Convention for board short
enthusiasts? God knows.
441
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,280
Where have you been?
You disappeared.
442
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,840
I went to my mum and dad's.
443
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,520
Come here. I missed you.
444
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,840
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
445
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,560
Why?
446
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,320
Because I think we've got to the end
of whatever this was.
447
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,600
But I really like you.
448
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,080
You're only saying that
because I told you I loved you
449
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,720
then ignored you for 48 hours
450
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,040
and I really can't believe
you have to act that mad
451
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,880
-to make a man obsessed with you.
-It's not that...
452
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,280
I love... hanging out with you.
453
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,520
Do you?
'Cause you never come to my house.
454
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,640
I made a decision in 2008
to never go to Camden again.
455
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,720
And you've never listened
to any of the songs I've sent you.
456
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,800
Or read any of the articles.
457
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,120
I don't think you care
about my taste in things
458
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,280
or my thoughts on things.
459
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,520
You don't know anything about
my work. Or my friends.
460
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,320
I didn't know you were
so annoyed with me.
461
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,440
I'm not! Honestly, I'm not.
462
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,160
I thought I was having fun.
463
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,680
I think I just feel things
in real time.
464
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,280
I'm not so in my head about us
like you are.
465
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,240
I don't know what I'm tryna say.
466
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,080
I just don't wanna stop seeing you.
467
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,600
I left some things in your room.
468
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,440
Sometimes, the change
in a love story happens
469
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,080
when you can no longer
ignore reality.
470
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,560
So you say goodbye to the person,
471
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,600
accepting that they may have been
the work of your imagination.
472
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,920
Bye.
473
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,040
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