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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,900 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome. 2 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,300 I'm Cary Grant. 3 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,800 Now, I know what you're thinking: 4 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,900 "But he's been dead for 20-odd years." 5 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,300 Actually, longer. 6 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,900 I first died when I made The Pride and the Passion in '59. 7 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:21,400 But as long as there are people who remember us... 8 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:26,500 ...who laugh and cry at the ghostly impressions we've left behind... 9 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,600 ...then we're alive. 10 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,900 I read that once. 11 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,500 Then I ate the fortune cookie. 12 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,600 But seriously... 13 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:39,300 ...you good people just keep looking up to us movie stars... 14 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,500 ...and we'll keep looking after you. 15 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,100 Now, that'll be Alim. 16 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,600 I look after him. 17 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,600 Lucky Alim. 18 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:55,900 He's happy. He's successful. In love. 19 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,400 And frankly, that's all because of me. 20 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,900 Here's my little samosa now. 21 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,800 Bubbles? 22 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,800 The living room will be there. And the bedroom over there. 23 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,900 What about a fireplace? I love fireplaces. 24 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,800 Then we'll put one in every room. 25 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,800 You know, we really ought to go on holiday. 26 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,300 Let's go to Bermuda. 27 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,400 Stay for a while, then cruise around the Greek islands. 28 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,000 It's the only way to see the Greek islands: Slowly, by boat. 29 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:15,400 They're like fine paintings. You mustn't rush up to them. 30 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,400 Time to get back. 31 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,600 Set photographer, please. 32 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,200 Do think about that holiday. 33 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,100 Can I have the set photographer, please? 34 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,600 I'm here. 35 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,100 Clear for rehearsal. 36 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,500 Looks like Niagara Falls. Only in flowers. 37 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,300 It's only the engagement party. 38 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,900 Wait till you see the wedding. First-class only. 39 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,400 Must have cost a fortune. 40 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,800 What does it matter? Khaled is minting money. 41 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Do you know, he actually buys ice now. 42 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,000 Oh, make sure you wipe these glasses, hey? No spots. 43 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:59,600 If it didn't look so tacky, I'd do it all myself. 44 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,900 Khaled, not the red tie. It'll clash with the food, hey, beta? Wear the blue. 45 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,700 When Alim gets engaged, all this will be yours. 46 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:10,400 Oh, Nuru. Well, maybe not all this. 47 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:15,600 Nuru, your gray is poking through. You haven't colored your hair? 48 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,500 For whom? 49 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,500 It's your day, Dolly. Nobody will be looking at me. 50 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,600 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 51 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,000 - I didn't have time to get home. - You look great. 52 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,600 He wants me to be best man. 53 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,800 Now, as you know, I've never been to Canada, never met your family... 54 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,700 ...or been to a Muslim wedding. 55 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,300 Now, how could I meet these three goals all at once? 56 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,600 Come on. You were just talking about a holiday. 57 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,800 Toronto is not a holiday destination, Giles. 58 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,300 Try the prawn one next, huh? 59 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,500 Three different kinds of pulao. 60 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,000 You can always come back for more. 61 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:19,300 Oh, don't they make a gorgeous couple. 62 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,600 - "The course of true love..." - Gathers no moss. 63 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,600 Sheru. 64 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,600 Giles! 65 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,800 Hello. Happy anniversary. Hello. 66 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,500 Come on. 67 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,200 Hey. 68 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,200 - Delia. - Are you surprised? 69 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,900 - You look surprised. - Absolutely. 70 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,200 Hello, Mum. 71 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,900 You do like surprise parties, don't you? 72 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Sure. I just wish I'd known. 73 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,000 Sheru. Oh, is this your little Dilshad? 74 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:16,100 Oh, what a cute little bunny. Oh, Nuru, look how big she's become. 75 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:19,600 - Dilshad wants another samosa. - Does she? 76 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,200 You will be playing with your own grandchildren soon. 77 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,100 Khaled wants two boys and two girls. 78 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:29,100 And Nuru's Alim will also make her a grandmother soon. 79 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:33,900 - From your lips to Allah's ear. - Did I mention that Alim is courting? 80 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,700 - Lovely young woman. Surgeon... - A surgeon? 81 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:39,900 - Like Khaled's girl, no? - Nina's a dentist. 82 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,600 - Yes. A dentist. - Dolly. Dolly. 83 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,100 Pardon me. Come. The cake-cutting is beginning. 84 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,900 Shame Alim's girl's not here. She could lend a knife. 85 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,100 - Alim has a girl? - He'll come to the wedding, won't he? 86 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,500 He's coming now? 87 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,700 Of course he's coming to his cousin-brother's wedding. 88 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,500 - From what I was told... - Wait until you see the cake. 89 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,400 So lovely, isn't it, Dolly? 90 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,500 Filled with nuts and fruit and cream. 91 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,800 Well, it's very rich. And expensive. 92 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,600 I'll only have a bite. Sweets go directly from my mouth to my hips. 93 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,500 Like your husband, no? 94 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,200 Come, come. Pardon me. Excuse me. Coming through. 95 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:29,100 - You all right? - Yeah. Just a bit smoky. 96 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,700 So you invited exes? 97 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,400 Giles doesn't have any actual friends, only exes. 98 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,900 Hope it's okay. 99 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,300 Of course, it's fine. I can't believe you did this. 100 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,900 - I know. Oh, yes, and Mum helped. - I bought the invitations. 101 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Had nothing to do with choosing the location. 102 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,800 Mum, it's where they met. 103 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,400 Well, happy anniversary, Alim. 104 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:04,000 Well, I do wish I'd known. I'd have gone home and changed. 105 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,500 You missed a spot. 106 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,900 Yeah. 107 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,000 Now we can rest. 108 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,700 No, not yet. There's too much to do. Get up. 109 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,500 There's nothing left to do. We've done everything. 110 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,500 Came from Mombasa without a cent. 111 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,200 Worked hard, raised our son. 112 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,500 Took all their shit. 113 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,600 Enough classical music, okay? 114 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,100 Yeah. 115 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,700 Remember? 116 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,000 No, Hassan, l... 117 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,700 Finally, after everything they put us through, it's over. 118 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:06,500 We have money in the bank, our son's getting married. 119 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,900 Oh, our son, the dentist, is getting married, hey? 120 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,700 Nothing can touch us now. 121 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,600 We've won. 122 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,400 Won? 123 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,900 What have we won, eh? 124 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,700 We've won. Everything. 125 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,700 Listen to him. Did you hear that, Nuru? "Won." 126 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,900 Nuru? 127 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,600 Nuru Jahan? 128 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,800 So tell me, what exactly are we celebrating? 129 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,600 It's our anniversary, Dad. 130 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,300 Well, yes, but anniversary of what? 131 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:50,300 What your father is asking is, is it the anniversary of the day you met... 132 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,700 ...or the day you moved in together, or what? 133 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,500 What. 134 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,200 I'm going to get a drink. 135 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,200 What? 136 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,100 Isn't that how you say it? 137 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,100 What are you doing? 138 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,400 - Resting. - I thought you wanted a drink. 139 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,100 How about a mimosa for my little samosa. 140 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,400 This is The Ramrod, not the Rainbow Room. 141 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,800 Yes, and on that note, you and Giles... 142 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,600 ...really need to come up with another location for your first meeting. 143 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:43,700 Can you imagine? Giles' mother at The Ramrod. Imagine my mom here. 144 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,400 Yeah, well, your mother's different. She's Muslim. 145 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,200 From the Third World. She wouldn't understand. 146 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,100 I'm Muslim. 147 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,800 I'm from the Third World. 148 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,100 But you're a sophisticated, elegant young man. 149 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:59,200 Looking marvelous, by the way. Let's undo this button. 150 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,600 Only the truly stylish can manage rumpled elegance. 151 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,100 Go on. Show them. 152 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,200 What? 153 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,300 Oh, dear. 154 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,600 Nuru, what is it? 155 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,900 It's okay. 156 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,000 She's crying tears of joy. She's overcome with happiness. 157 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,200 Is that right, Nuru? Are you crying tears of joy? 158 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,000 Are you overcome with happiness? 159 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,600 I want... 160 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:57,300 I want three kinds of pulao. 161 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,200 Look what that boy's driven her to. 162 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,900 A poor, lonely widow, sobbing into a duck. 163 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,300 Swan. This is a swan. 164 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,900 All that "finding himself" nonsense. In England. 165 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,700 Nuru, did you find yourself in England? 166 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,200 They don't even take showers. 167 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,100 In the bathtub in your own filth. What will you find? 168 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,400 - It's time for the boy to come home. - Enough. 169 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,900 No, Dolly, it's not enough. 170 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,600 Nuru... 171 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,600 ...Alim's been slipping away since he was born. 172 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,900 As a baby, he learned "bye-bye" before he learned "hello." Remember? 173 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,400 Khaled, go inside. Your auntie's not well. 174 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,500 Auntie, if you want to go to London to see Alim... 175 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,200 ...I can buy you a ticket, any time. 176 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,800 - Tonight, if you want. - Khaled, please. 177 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,500 No, Dolly. 178 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,800 It's my turn to win now. 179 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,600 Time for me to win. 180 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,000 The first time I saw him, he was dancing to this song. 181 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,200 You're very lucky. 182 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,000 You know what's the matter with you, Giles? 183 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,600 What? 184 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,500 Nothing. 185 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,800 Absolutely nothing. 186 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,600 Oh, babe. 187 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,000 He and his fianc�e both adore me. 188 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 He and his fianc�e both adore me. 189 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,300 They love it when I come and visit. 190 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,600 She worships me. 191 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:33,100 Even though my son puts my every happiness above hers. 192 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,800 - Are you going to eat that? - No. 193 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:50,300 Gay. Gay. Sex. 194 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,400 Sex. Gay. Over there. 195 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,400 There's no reason to worry. Everything is under control. 196 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,600 So this is what under control looks like. 197 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,600 Gay. Gay. Gay. 198 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,300 Perk Up Your Pecs. Gay. 199 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,800 What about Giles' clothes? 200 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,600 In the guest room. Then Giles brings them back here. 201 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,100 Oh, Alim, you're still a child. 202 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,600 We pretend the guest room is Giles' room. 203 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,800 He kindly moves out to make room for Nuru. 204 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,900 Presto. You two get to sleep together. 205 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,700 Gay. 206 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,200 Gay. 207 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,300 - Maybe I should just tell her. - No, no. Big mistake. 208 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,800 Think of Charade. 209 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,200 I had to pretend to be Peter, Adam and Alex... 210 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,800 ...before I could reveal I was Brian and get the girl. 211 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,200 It's just... This is not fair to Giles. 212 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:39,800 Giles will do anything for you. Move mountains. He adores you. 213 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,700 Alim. 214 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,600 He's not seeing other men anymore. 215 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,600 All that stopped, just as I said it would. 216 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,900 Your mother doesn't deserve to be told. She hasn't earned it. 217 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,400 - She abandoned you. - That was a long time ago. 218 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,100 Yes, well, not for my money. 219 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,200 Right. 220 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,000 Gay. 221 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,000 Gay. 222 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,000 This has to go. 223 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,700 I can't believe we're doing this. 224 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,500 She'll leave in a few days. 225 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,900 Look, why don't I spend some time with her. 226 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,000 I'll take her out sightseeing. 227 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,800 Maybe while you're on set, I could take a day off. 228 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,300 Let her get to know me. 229 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,200 - Absolutely not. - She's been here before. 230 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:37,500 - Secretarial college or something. - Leaving you all alone, a little child. 231 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,200 She hated London. 232 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,200 Welcome, Ma. 233 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,500 Hello, beta. 234 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,200 So... 235 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,200 ...what do you think? 236 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,400 You don't own the whole house. 237 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,700 No. 238 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,900 Just the first-floor flat. 239 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,400 The house that Khaled bought Dolly Auntie and Hassan Uncle... 240 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,300 ...has bushes shaped like animals. 241 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:29,200 A duck, a swan and a deer. 242 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,800 I should have worn something else. 243 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,700 I think we look swell. 244 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,200 Sorry? 245 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,800 Hello. 246 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,900 Ma, this is Giles, my roommate. 247 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,700 - How do you do? - It is a pleasure to meet you. 248 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:53,500 What, there aren't nice Ismaili boys that need a place to live? 249 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,600 It was all so confusing. 250 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,700 Then I couldn't find the chauffeur you sent. 251 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,100 You sent a chauffeur? 252 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,000 How did these people rule the world? 253 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,200 No one would help me with my bags. 254 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,100 These English people can be so rude and unhelpful. 255 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,900 I'm sorry, she's... 256 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,600 No, no, she's got an edge. I like her. 257 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,300 And she's so beautiful. 258 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,500 Yeah. 259 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,400 You don't have a picture of the Aga Khan? 260 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,600 - He likes her. - Yes, well, your people... 261 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,800 ...do have a fondness for the brassy broads, don't they? 262 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,700 Would you like some more cake? Alim says you have a real sweet tooth. 263 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,200 Actually, I'm on a diet. 264 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,000 - Why? You look great. - I don't. 265 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,000 - I think you do. - No. I don't. 266 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,200 It's the shoes. 267 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,500 They're new. 268 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,000 I have to go. 269 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,600 - I'll put your things in Giles' room, Ma. - No, no. It's too much. 270 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,000 - Giles doesn't mind. - Really, it's not a problem. 271 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,400 And it'll be fun bunking with Alim. 272 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,400 No. No, I'll take your room. 273 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,600 It's one thing to bother family, but a stranger... 274 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:37,200 - I like being bothered. - And Giles' room has a single bed. 275 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,500 - It's too small for both of us. - So you'll sleep on the sofa. 276 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,700 It's time for me to take my pills. 277 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,400 For my heart. 278 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,000 I have that meeting. 279 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,700 Oh, you work. 280 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,800 Of course he works. Giles is an economist. 281 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,000 - As long as it pays the rent. - He works for UNICEF. 282 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,800 My nephew is a dentist. 283 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,400 My brother-in-law has three dry-cleaning shops. 284 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,600 It was delightful to meet you, Nuru. 285 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,400 Give me a hand with the luggage before you go? 286 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,000 Absolutely. 287 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,000 It's all coming back to me. 288 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,000 You're in here now. 289 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,400 How about I cook something tonight. 290 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,500 We thought we'd do something. 291 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,900 - What do you do? - Alim's a great cook. 292 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,900 His coconut chicken is fantastic. 293 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,600 You want coconut chicken? I'll make you coconut chicken. 294 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:46,600 I'll let the two of you fight it out. Bye, sweet... 295 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,300 By sweet mother of God, look how clear your cornea is. 296 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,700 Nice bit of improv. The boy's got reflexes. 297 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,400 - Is something wrong with his eye? - No, it's all cleared up now. 298 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,300 Better go, Giles. Getting late. 299 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:10,000 Ma, I have a fully stocked and equipped kitchen. 300 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,200 - I do. - You have coconut? 301 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400 - Yes. - Fresh coconut? 302 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,100 No. 303 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,600 But there's an Indian supermarket nearby. 304 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800 I'll need a nap first. 305 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,800 I'm not a machine. 306 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,100 That one. That's the one. 307 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,700 Yeah. 308 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,600 - They really look like they're in love. - Oh, not just in love, but... 309 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,700 ...in-love-like-in-the-movies in love. 310 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,500 Look, Joanie Fontaine in Suspicion has it. See? That look. 311 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,500 What? 312 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,000 Thank you. 313 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,500 - For what? - Everything. 314 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,000 My life. 315 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,400 What would I have done without you? 316 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,500 Are you looking at photos or watching the television? 317 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,200 You shouldn't waste energy, beta. 318 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,700 Who invited her? 319 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,100 When you refused Khaled, I thought, "This boy needs a refresher course... 320 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,800 ...in manners from his mother." 321 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,200 I have a busy life, Ma. 322 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,800 Too busy for family? 323 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,900 Nothing is more important than family. 324 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,400 They'll be there for you when nobody else will. 325 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,400 It's just I'm on this big film and... 326 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,100 - Oh, yes, you're very important. - It's a �20 million film. 327 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,400 I'm only teasing, Alim. I know you're busy. 328 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,600 Laughter is the best medicine, beta. 329 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,800 Then I guess I must be in the placebo group. 330 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600 You remember my friend Zera? 331 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,200 Her daughter Mumtaz is all grown up now... 332 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,100 - Oh, no. - Oh, it's true, she's not a great beauty. 333 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,700 But she has a heart as big as a pig. And she's in computers. 334 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,000 No, Ma. No. 335 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,200 You think you're too good for her. You and your placebo group. 336 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,500 All this pretense. I'm too old for all of this. 337 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,100 You say "pretense" like it's a bad thing. 338 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,900 Personally, I think this truth business is overrated. 339 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,500 - Don't be ridiculous. - Sorry? 340 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,800 The mangoes are fabulous. 341 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,100 From Pakistan. The best. 342 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,900 Tell me, where are you from? 343 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,200 - Linnell Road, just around... - No, no. Originally. 344 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:47,000 - Actually, I grew up in Canada. - No. 345 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,200 Originally. Where were you born, son? 346 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,100 - What difference...? - Mombasa. 347 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,000 Kenya. 348 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,500 - I'm from Malindi. - Yeah, I know your people. 349 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,800 That nose can only belong to one family. 350 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,500 Giles, sorry I'm late. Look who I ran into. 351 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,300 - Hi. - Hello. 352 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,800 I'm sorry, do we...? 353 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,500 It's Alisdair Keith. From school. You remember. 354 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,200 He looks exactly the same, only bigger muscles. 355 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:23,200 Well, I'm devastated. I remember you. 356 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,700 Alisdair's a swimmer. He was at the Olympics. 357 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:32,500 Finished third in the 400. Or fourth in the 300 or something. 358 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,500 Then... Then he won a gold medal. 359 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,400 - Really? - In the relay. 360 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,000 I always perform better with other guys. 361 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,300 So shall I get us some coffees? 362 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,300 - Lattes? - Great. 363 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,400 You and your mango-pickle sandwiches. 364 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:06,400 Beta, if you moved home, I'd make you mango-pickle all the time. 365 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,500 So why don't you. 366 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,200 He thought something. He left his bloody number. 367 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,900 So I was flirting. He's a sexy guy. 368 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,800 And I'm a living, breathing, active sexual being. 369 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 You nicked all the good genes. 370 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,400 But I love Alim. 371 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,400 I know you do. 372 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,900 I love him so much I'm in the closet. 373 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:39,800 Oh, look, birds of paradise. Alim adores them. Get these. 374 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,200 Flowers are for Nuru. 375 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:44,700 You could also come work for Hassan Uncle. 376 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,700 I'm an assistant manager now at the Don Mills branch. 377 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:51,300 Oh, I tell you, the world of fabric care is a rich, complex world. 378 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,900 I'm a photographer, Ma. 379 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,900 - In Toronto, you could have a home. - I have a home. 380 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,100 Well, it's an apartment. And you have to share. 381 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:03,100 How will you attract a nice girl when you're living with a lodger? 382 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,900 - You're certain I won't be intruding? - Thank you. 383 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:08,400 Of course not. Dee, you're gonna love her. 384 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,100 Well, if she's anything like Alim. 385 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,700 I won't mince words, Alim. Neither of us is getting any younger. 386 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,200 You're right. Ma, you're absolutely right. 387 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,200 - I'm a grown-up. - Alim. 388 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,600 And I'm not with Giles because of the money. 389 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,000 - You do it because you want to. - Yes. 390 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,700 I understand. 391 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,100 - You do? - You do? 392 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,200 It can be lonely when you're all alone. 393 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:37,200 - I, of all people, understand this. - Let's quit while we're ahead. 394 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:42,000 Ma, I didn't explain right. I am not all alone. 395 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,000 - I'm in a relationship. - Hello. 396 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,300 Nuru. 397 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,700 I'd like you to meet my sister. 398 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,700 - This is Delia. - Hello. 399 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,600 Hello, hello. So nice. 400 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,500 She loves curry. I was wondering if she could join us. 401 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,800 What do you mean, you're in a relationship? 402 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,600 You told her. 403 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,800 Everyone knows but me? 404 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,900 Less congratulation, more information. I'm only the mother. 405 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,700 Alim... We were concerned about how you'd handle it. 406 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,800 Handle it? 407 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,700 Who could this frightening creature be I can't handle? 408 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:16,000 Well, the creature's not frightening. It's just... 409 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,500 Delia. 410 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,500 We're engaged. 411 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:29,200 - Giles, you just said dinner. - No. No, you're not engaged. 412 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:33,100 - Yes, Ma, I am. - You can't be. 413 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,300 - Why? - Because she's not... 414 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,500 - What? - She's not: 415 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,200 Is she? 416 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,800 She's not: 417 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,200 Oh, Muslim. 418 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,900 She's not male either. 419 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:56,000 You're right, Ma. She's not. And you know what? Neither am I. 420 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:59,200 No, I'm not. I'm not gonna pretend. 421 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,400 It was very nice meeting you both. 422 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,500 I hope we meet again one day... 423 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:09,700 ...when there isn't a knife plunged into my heart. 424 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,400 I just mean I don't believe in God. 425 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,400 Oh, good. The knife has company. I'll be leaving in the morning. 426 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,600 Fabulous exit. 427 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,500 Do my feelings matter in any of this? 428 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,200 Not-so-fabulous exit. 429 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,900 - I am so sorry to drag you into this. - Oh, it's all right. 430 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,700 My fianc�'s a gay man. I'm not. 431 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,300 Just another special moment that makes my life mine. 432 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,000 Come on. Cheer up. 433 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,600 It was a bit messy, but we got there in the end. 434 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,400 - He wanted me to come out to her. - And you did. About being a heathen. 435 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,700 In the end, it's what's best for you and Giles. 436 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,500 My, she was yare. 437 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,100 The True Love? 438 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,800 - Where did you...? - I found her in one of the boxes. 439 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Remember the fun we had building her? 440 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,700 And sailing her. 441 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,600 So easy to handle. 442 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,200 Quick to the helm. Fast. Bright. 443 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:28,500 And you were a good little sailor. Once you got over your seasickness. 444 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:33,000 - I was just a little kid. - You were a great little kid. 445 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,800 Katie did her own stunts in The Philadelphia Story, didn't she? 446 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,800 Why, it's a model of the True Love. 447 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,400 - What? - A boat he designed and built. 448 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:55,200 Sailed it down the coast of Maine and back the summer we were married. 449 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,900 - My, she was yare. - My, she was yare. 450 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,000 - Yare? What does that mean? - It means... 451 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 ... easy to handle, quick to the helm, fast, bright. 452 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,700 All right, look, I need numbers. Is it you? 453 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:11,000 Is it you and Alim? Or is it you and Alim and this brain surgeon? 454 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,500 I didn't say she was a brain surgeon. 455 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,700 It's all a little unsure right now. 456 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,000 Honestly. 457 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,000 The eggs are fantastic. 458 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,800 That's nice. I made them for Alim, but never mind. 459 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,700 There's loads left over. 460 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,900 That's right. My son will eat leftovers. 461 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,900 He likes cornflakes anyway. 462 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:38,200 Yes, and custard powder and Bisto gravy. 463 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,900 First you, then Delia. Now Battenberg cake. 464 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,200 Nuru, look. I'd really like it if we could be friends. 465 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:48,000 I have my friends. All the positions have been filled. 466 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,900 If there's a vacancy, I'll be sure to get in touch. 467 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,800 Thank you very much for applying. 468 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,500 Never heard that before? 469 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,100 Not part of your culture, is it, Mr. Egg-stealer? 470 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,800 I'm sorry, I assumed the eggs were for everybody. 471 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,400 You people always do. Eggs, India, Africa, Middle East. 472 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,900 What's going on? 473 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,700 - What are you doing? - I'm yachting. On my yacht. 474 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,700 Out late last night? 475 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:15,600 We single, unengaged fellows like to do that. 476 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,200 - You were up late too, Alim. - Where'd you go? 477 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,700 Out for a drink with a friend of Delia's. 478 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,900 Alisdair Keith. You know, the swimmer? 479 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:28,500 That movie you watched last night. You shouldn't watch such rubbish. 480 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:32,500 It's not rubbish. The Philadelphia Story is a classic. 481 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:37,300 - I don't know. The poor mother... - You've seen The Philadelphia Story? 482 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,600 Those trousers are a bit tight, aren't they? 483 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,500 The pants are fine. 484 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:47,000 The trousers are not fine. I can read your credit card number. 485 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,300 I'll wear what I want. 486 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,800 - It's my life. - Yes. But I gave it to you. 487 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:56,000 And if you want to give me grandchildren to play with, then... 488 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,300 Ma, you're not gonna have grandchildren. 489 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,800 - Why not? - Because I'm... 490 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,300 You're leaving my house, remember? 491 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,700 You won't be here with your grandchildren. 492 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:12,700 - What now? - Oh, nothing. Don't mind me. 493 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:15,100 Go forth. Breed. 494 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,600 Breed a dynasty. 495 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,900 I thought he'd never leave. 496 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:26,700 Now, beta, I've been thinking, and I've decided I'll stay. 497 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,400 Tell your Delia to come for dinner. 498 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,100 You want Delia...? 499 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:33,800 If she's to be my daughter-in-law, we have to bond. 500 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,100 Bond? 501 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:38,700 After all, she can always convert. She's not a surgeon, is she? 502 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:42,500 Oh, never mind. First, let her come for dinner. 503 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,900 I made your favorite. Eat. 504 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,800 Ma, why would Delia come to dinner after yesterday? 505 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,000 If she cannot handle a bit of drama, she won't fit into our family, will she? 506 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,800 - Does Giles have to be here? - He lives here. 507 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:03,900 Can't he go somewhere? I find him too familiar. 508 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,200 After all, he's a total stranger. Strangers should be more strange. 509 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,300 He's not a stranger, Ma. 510 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,400 And Delia isn't my fianc�e. 511 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:20,700 I have no intention of getting married or having kids or moving to Toronto. 512 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,000 I lied to get you off my back. 513 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,700 Because you just won't ever let up. 514 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,800 I see. 515 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,600 This is how you talk to your mother. 516 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,200 Excuse me, please. 517 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,300 Oh, I forgot. 518 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,300 Your horrible mother made you mango-pickle sandwiches. 519 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,800 For your lunch. 520 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:53,700 I don't see why we couldn't have Delia as your fianc�e. 521 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,900 I don't see why we couldn't have Delia as your fianc�e. 522 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,400 - Such fun. - You said Ma would go. 523 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,600 Well, she's not. I had to do something. 524 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,800 And you did. You told the truth. 525 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,900 Documentary approach. 526 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:10,800 Interesting strategy. Need to be a little careful with it, but you used it well. 527 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400 Are you all right? 528 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:33,900 My life is just a soiled, tattered tissue tossed into the toilet of life. 529 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,400 What will I do now? 530 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,700 You could write poetry. 531 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,800 Please. Don't bother. I don't need your charity. 532 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,200 Wait. 533 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,600 I'm... I'm sorry, l... 534 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,500 Why don't we start again. 535 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,100 Let me take you around London. I have a light day. 536 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,200 No, I've seen it all. 537 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,500 That was years ago. 538 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,000 Nothing's the same. 539 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,000 Come on. 540 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,500 You deserve a little fun. 541 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:32,000 I carried him for the nine hottest months in the history of Kenya. 542 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,000 Practically broke my back. 543 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,500 Only 19 years old, my breasts already like mangoes at the end of stockings. 544 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,400 Now he doesn't want his mother. 545 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:43,700 Tell me, what was in it for me? 546 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,300 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 547 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:51,500 You'll love it. Really. 548 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,500 By the way, you're glowing. 549 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,700 So lovely. 550 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:02,200 I'm rather relieved he's not marrying this Delia person. 551 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,500 - She's your sister, I'm sorry. I didn't... - It's all right. 552 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,500 I really did like her. 553 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,400 A little thin. 554 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,900 Nice green eyes. 555 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 That complexion like milk... 556 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,200 ...that touch of pink. 557 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,500 What do you call that, peaches and milk? 558 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:23,600 - Peaches and cream. - Cream. Right, yeah. 559 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,000 Anyway, I'm lactose intolerant. 560 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,900 Alim's not. 561 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,900 I always wanted a suit like that. 562 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 I think we should go in and try it on. 563 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,900 - No, no, no. - Yes. 564 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,900 Today is your day. 565 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,800 Come on. Let's pretend. 566 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,800 You look lovely. 567 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,600 Come along. The city is yours. 568 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,300 Thank you. 569 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,300 The suit looks great. 570 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:36,700 Doris Day wore a suit just like this in That Touch of Mink. 571 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:40,000 When I first came to London, I tried to make one just like it. 572 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,300 I looked like a clown. 573 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,500 Such a junglee I was. 574 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,500 I think it looks lovely on you now. 575 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:51,200 Although I think it's more Audrey Hepburn than Doris Day. 576 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,500 If only you'd said that 23 years ago. 577 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,400 Well, I was 7. 578 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,400 I don't think I knew who Audrey Hepburn was. 579 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,100 Of course not. 580 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:06,000 No, Giles. Alim wouldn't want his mother drinking like this. 581 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,500 But on the other hand... 582 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,300 ...if no one told him... 583 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,300 Back from lunch in half an hour, please. 584 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:23,500 You know, when I make pickle sandwiches... 585 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,400 ...the insides always seep out when I eat them. 586 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,500 My fingers smell like pickle for the whole day. 587 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,200 Well, if you must eat pickle... 588 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:36,600 But when she makes them, everything somehow stays in place. 589 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:40,600 - Yes. - I've never thanked her for them. 590 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,500 Come on. We don't have much time. 591 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,900 Shall we? 592 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,300 Can Nuru do this? 593 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,400 - No. I've forgotten how to dance. - I know how. 594 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,100 Men like you always know. You come built that way. 595 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,000 Actually, Alim's the one who taught me properly. 596 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,900 Alim? 597 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,300 Come on. 598 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,100 Alim taught you this? 599 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,600 Who taught Alim? 600 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:07,300 Good evening. Could I have a champagne cocktail? 601 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,900 What? 602 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,000 Prepare. The mummy returns. 603 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,000 Hello. 604 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,400 You two were out together? 605 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,600 Do you get FM with that hairdo? 606 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,400 - We did a little sightseeing. - I used to love that film. 607 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,200 You know this movie? 608 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,200 A person of the world is allowed to see An Affair to Remember. 609 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,500 They've been out whooping it up, the two of them. 610 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,300 You're drunk? 611 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,300 - She's drunk, Giles. - I am not drunk. 612 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:11,200 Water. Giles, thank you. 613 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,600 - It was a lovely day. - It was my pleasure. 614 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,900 Oh, please. 615 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,900 Well, well. Rock and Doris together again. 616 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Cary and Doris. 617 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,900 Come on. Dance with me. 618 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,600 They've been dancing. 619 00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,500 You went dancing too? 620 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,100 Get up. 621 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,800 Oh, dear. 622 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,100 Seems we've made contact with your inner child. 623 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:38,900 You haven't made contact with my inner anything lately. 624 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,400 And that's my fault? 625 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,700 I'm not middle-aged woman enough for you. 626 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,900 You are bonkers. 627 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:47,600 She likes me. 628 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,200 I like her. 629 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,700 It's... It's good for us. 630 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,600 This is not the relationship I signed up for. 631 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400 Good night, Nuru. 632 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,700 Good night. 633 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,300 I want my life back. 634 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,800 I'm gonna tell her about Giles and me. 635 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,100 Alim, we've discussed this. 636 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,100 You've got to be careful with the truth. 637 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,600 It can rise up and bite you on the... Nuru! 638 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,300 Where are you off to? 639 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,300 For a dip with a friend. 640 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,000 See that you don't get too muscular. 641 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,200 He's going swimming. He never stops. 642 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,300 - At this time! - I heard. 643 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:45,700 - I'll wait till you're done. - No, I'm done. 644 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:48,200 - I'm not. - You should go swimming with Giles. 645 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,800 - I go to the gym. - What do you do at the gym? 646 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 I pump iron. 647 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,000 You don't even pump your own petrol. 648 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,100 Please don't leave me with her. 649 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,000 - What's that? - I wanna show you something. 650 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,300 You see that spot on the wall there? 651 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,700 Well, this photograph used to hang there. 652 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,300 And we took it down before you came. 653 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,200 And you know why? 654 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,800 Something you didn't want me to see? 655 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:43,900 - That's right. - Something for boys only. 656 00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:46,100 - I wanna show it to you anyway. - No need. 657 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,500 Boys will be boys. I understand. 658 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,100 I really want to. 659 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:54,600 It's not anything racy, is it? No whips or midgets or that M&M's business. 660 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:59,100 It's a photo of Giles. 661 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,600 Oh, my. It certainly is. 662 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,900 And... 663 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,400 ...I took it. 664 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,200 I see. 665 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,000 What to do? 666 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:20,500 Not enough air pushing through the windmills of her mind. 667 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,800 I've ordered a cab. 668 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:18,600 Alim, they're... They're evil. 669 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,900 Cabs? 670 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,100 Those movies you watch. 671 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,600 They've led you down the wrong path. 672 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,200 You don't know what you're talking about. 673 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,200 Don't I? 674 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:40,300 They're made for the goras, not for us. 675 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,000 What's going on? 676 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,500 I hope you had a good laugh at my expense. 677 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:00,100 I'm sorry? 678 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,900 Alim, where's she going? 679 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,900 - I can't believe you did that. - Nice swim? 680 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,700 I can't believe you hit her over the head with it. 681 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:32,300 - You wanted me to tell her. - Yeah, but not like that. 682 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:36,500 You should have let me talk to her. We were getting along really well. 683 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:38,200 She thought you were straight. 684 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,000 - It's not that simple. - I'm afraid it is. 685 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,300 She's a Muslim woman from the Third World. 686 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:47,400 - She's what? - You forget that she's not like me. 687 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,400 - You have to shift your expectations. - So, what you're really saying... 688 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,700 ...is that she's just an ignorant Paki? 689 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,200 I wouldn't have put it quite like that. 690 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:02,600 No, I think you would've if you could. 691 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,400 But she's your mother. 692 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:10,100 And if she's just a Paki, then what does that make you? 693 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,900 Rise and shine. 694 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,400 It's almost noon. 695 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,000 Leave me alone. 696 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,800 Oh, for heaven's sake, how much longer are you going to pout? 697 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,300 Giles will come around. He'll never leave you. 698 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,300 He's taken his clothes. 699 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,300 He's taken his bathing costume. 700 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:43,600 He's gone. 701 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,100 - And she's gone. - Oh, well, that's what we wanted. 702 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,400 And to think, the truth got rid of her. 703 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,200 - What do I know? - Yeah. 704 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,700 What do you know? 705 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:57,600 I'm alone. And I don't know why. 706 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,400 Oh, Alim, you're not alone. I'm here. 707 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:04,500 I've always been here. I'm always going to be here. 708 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,500 Know what I think? 709 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,100 We need a holiday. 710 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:21,000 Yes. Bermuda. 711 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,100 Or the Greek islands. 712 00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,700 You'll see. 713 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,200 I have just three words for the pheasant samosa: 714 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,600 Fa-bu-lous. 715 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,000 Nuru. Come here. Come here. 716 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,700 Please, have a taste. 717 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,900 It is like ambrosia. 718 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,800 Nuru. 719 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,900 Pheasant samosas. Nobody's had pheasant samosas. 720 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:50,900 - Sherubai did, at her daughter's... - That was chicken. 721 00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:52,500 It's not too late to upgrade. 722 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,900 Mind you, pheasant is more expensive. 723 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:57,600 Expense is not a problem. My son is minting money. 724 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,000 Excuse me, exactly how expensive? 725 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,200 Explain it to me as if I'm an imbecile. 726 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,400 Well, I'll try and stretch my imagination. 727 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,300 If you'll follow me, please. 728 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,100 So embarrassing. 729 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:14,100 Come on, I'm going to show you where the mukhi will do the ceremony. 730 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,000 Nuru, you'll ruin your figure. 731 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,700 I'm just excited. I nibble when I'm excited. 732 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:23,700 Oh, yes, excited, happy, sad, swimming, breathing. 733 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:25,300 Honestly. Come on, let's go. 734 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:30,800 I don't consider Toronto a holiday destination. 735 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:34,800 So are you visiting or heading back home? 736 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,300 I'm going back home. But I'm visiting. 737 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,200 So you're from Toronto originally. 738 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,800 Kenya. 739 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,800 Well, my ancestors are from India. 740 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,400 Well, l... I grew up in Canada, but... 741 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,300 Are you going to eat that? 742 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,800 Do you have any idea what sweatpants say to the world? 743 00:51:57,900 --> 00:52:00,200 They say, "I'm not trying anymore." 744 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,600 And they would be correct. 745 00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:05,300 What happened to you in England? 746 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,400 Nothing. 747 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,300 It was fine, I told you. 748 00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:13,100 There's no surgeon, is there? 749 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,800 An economist. 750 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,500 For UNICEF. 751 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,800 Well, I suppose it pays the rent. 752 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,700 - Hello. - Thank you. 753 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:42,900 The Chocolate of the Month Club made another delivery. 754 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,200 - I put it in your apartment. - Thanks. 755 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,700 Why does this man have your keys? 756 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,500 No, no. I'm the janitor. 757 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,700 Who gets the present at Eid every year. 758 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:54,900 I've never given you an Eid present. 759 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,700 Yes. 760 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,400 So when is Alim going to tie the knot with this UNICEF woman? 761 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,800 I tell you, I'm ready to organize another wedding. 762 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,900 Why don't I make Rice Krispie squares. 763 00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:17,600 We just ate. 764 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,400 - Not Rice Krispie squares. - Nuru, I'm full. 765 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,700 He should marry soon, eh? 766 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,400 Look at that. 767 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:29,900 Nuru Jahan? 768 00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,900 What's the matter? 769 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:35,700 You're not telling me something. 770 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:39,500 She didn't tell you what a wonderful time we had? 771 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,000 Alimoo! 772 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:50,700 - You've come for the wedding, then? - Yeah. 773 00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:53,300 I knew you were hiding something. 774 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,900 So it was a good trip, then? 775 00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:02,100 Look at you. You are still my cute little bunny. 776 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:05,900 So where is she? 777 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:08,400 - She? - Mumtaz, your fianc�e. 778 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,100 Mumtaz, my fianc�e. 779 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:14,000 She couldn't come. 780 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,900 She was busy working. 781 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,900 At UNICEF. 782 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,600 I'm glad I came. 783 00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,600 Yes, me too. 784 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,300 I love Toronto. 785 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,600 Did time always drag here like this? 786 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:37,200 Can you believe it? 787 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:39,600 She still keeps plastic on the furniture. 788 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,300 Keeps the evil fresh. 789 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:46,100 - Alim, your bed is made. - Now you'll have to lie in it. 790 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,200 Thanks. 791 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,000 - I hope this isn't inconvenient. - This is your home. 792 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:58,500 Khaled is having his stud night later. He'd like you to come. 793 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:00,500 Stag night. 794 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,700 Alim, why did you come home? 795 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,200 Well... 796 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,500 ...after you left... 797 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,800 ...Giles left. And he said these things to me... 798 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,900 I'm sorry. 799 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:21,000 No, you're not. 800 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:24,100 Come to the ceremonies tonight. 801 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:29,600 If you don't, there will be questions and I will have to make up stories. 802 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:34,900 You're here. Let's try and make the best of it. 803 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,200 It would mean so much to everyone. 804 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:47,700 That's your uncle. He's a leaner. 805 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:06,200 Hold your horses, Alimoo. This party isn't for us men. 806 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:09,700 Uncle, I wanna see. 807 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,400 This one is from Chakra Shani Jewelers. 808 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,200 No, I'm keeping that for later. 809 00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:21,600 And this one's come all the way from Char Nachna. 810 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:26,800 And the diamonds and the emeralds are from South Africa. 811 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:32,700 Now, that's a rock that would have impressed even Mae West. 812 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:36,500 Good children never really leave home, do they? 813 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:40,800 I was just telling that to my class. I give workshops on family relations. 814 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,100 You should come, beti. 815 00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:45,800 It's a flower-arranging class. 816 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,100 Don't listen. They think it's a flower-arranging class. 817 00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:00,400 - Nice. - Yeah. It's very nice. 818 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,500 After this, we go back to do pithi and mendhi. 819 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,000 What? 820 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,100 - You've not been to a wedding? - Not an Ismaili wedding. 821 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,300 Wait. Wait. 822 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,500 That's not true. You were at my wedding. 823 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,100 Just a year-old cutie. 824 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:20,000 Projectile-vomiting all over the place for five days. 825 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:21,300 Five days? 826 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,300 - Is Khaled's wedding gonna...? - No. 827 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,700 This is a different country. We're sensible here. 828 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:28,100 Just three days. 829 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,600 No, no, not that one. 830 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,200 Dolly made it. Have a laddu from the shop. 831 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,100 - I remember your parents' wedding. - Thank you. 832 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:44,200 It rained and rained, but nobody cared. 833 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,200 I was best man to your father. 834 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:50,100 He was a good man, Alim. 835 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,500 Simple and kind. 836 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,800 Couldn't help smiling that big, silly smile of his. 837 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,800 Such a long time ago. 838 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,700 What's this? What have I said? 839 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,200 Me and my big mouth. 840 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,000 No, it's... It's nothing. 841 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,700 I just miss him. 842 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,700 But it's so stupid. I mean, I didn't know him. 843 00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:20,200 - How could I miss him? - Of course you knew him. 844 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,900 You were his little samosa. 845 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:25,000 I miss him too, beta. 846 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,000 But, look, I have his son now... 847 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,200 ...all grown up, keeping me company. 848 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:34,100 I've missed you. 849 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,700 I'm glad you came, Alim. 850 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,000 We rub this into his skin. 851 00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:43,400 - What's in it? - Better not to ask. 852 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:47,900 It's for good luck. To make the groom all fragrant on his wedding day. 853 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,900 Alim, why are you standing there with your bag? 854 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,400 It's my camera bag. I thought, as a present, I'd... 855 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,100 But... 856 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,200 Here we go, here we go. 857 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,900 Okay, Alim, now you. 858 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,800 - I'll be doing it to you soon. - No, no, no, take more. 859 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,900 - Use both hands. Really get him dirty. - I'll put my bag away first. 860 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,600 Nuru, your turn. Come. Come. 861 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,100 Quite the shindig. 862 00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:28,300 Like the champagne party before the wedding in The Philadelphia Story... 863 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:30,800 ...but with saris. 864 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,400 - What, not taking photographs? - No. 865 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,500 You miss everything when you take pictures. 866 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,700 Pretty swanky joint. For Toronto. 867 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,500 Khaled bought it for them. 868 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:45,300 Just because you haven't bought your mother a house... 869 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:46,800 I know. 870 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,200 It's very clear that everyone is proud of you. 871 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,400 You just imagine these things sometimes. 872 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,800 You might want to adjust the collar of that shirt. 873 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,800 Only the most elegant young men... 874 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,300 Nice mirror. 875 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:08,300 Yes. 876 01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:17,500 Are you having a nice time? 877 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,500 Yeah. 878 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:22,700 Good. I'm glad. 879 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:27,000 You beckoned? 880 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,600 Date from hell. 881 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,500 Complete waste of makeup. 882 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,700 You wanted to start shagging around again, and now you're doing it. 883 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,300 There's no need to slag off Alim. 884 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,400 I forgot that you fancied Alisdair. 885 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:44,100 It's got nothing to do with that. 886 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,500 You know, I can't blame you. He's physically amazing. 887 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:49,300 You know, those thighs, that... 888 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:53,500 - That ass. - Yes. He's a statue in bloody Lycra. 889 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,400 No, he's amazing, you know. 890 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,900 It's not just physically. He knows who he is. 891 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,700 And Alim doesn't? 892 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,800 No more brown-on-the-outside, white-on-the-inside coconuts in my life. 893 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,200 Oh, for God's sake. 894 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,800 What does that make you, then? 895 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:15,900 A yogurt-covered raisin? 896 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,000 Hey. 897 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,000 It's my stag later. 898 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:28,200 - Why don't you come along. - Thanks, but I'm really tired. Jet lag. 899 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,300 Khaled... 900 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,400 ...you're happy, aren't you? 901 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:39,100 Sure. 902 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,200 - Why? - I'm doing what's expected of me. 903 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,700 What I expect of myself. 904 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:53,400 Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Mr. Married Guy. 905 01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:00,200 - It's been a long time. - Yeah. 906 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,100 Too long. 907 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,600 Don't forget to say goodbye to my mom and dad. 908 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,600 You're a good Ismaili boy, now. This is what we do. 909 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,000 - This stuff good for you? - Sure. 910 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,400 And it's got a little toy. 911 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,200 Want something that's gonna give me some energy. 912 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,100 Alisdair's coming round later. 913 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:22,900 It is later. 914 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,100 No, he's still on his date. 915 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,900 - Honestly? - Yes. 916 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:30,500 It's all very casual, very loose. 917 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:33,300 - And loose is good? - It feels good. 918 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,700 What's the harm in that? 919 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:53,900 It's you. 920 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,700 Where does she keep the booze? 921 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,500 I don't think she has any. 922 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:06,100 - Where is she? - Oh, they're at the house. 923 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,000 Still cleaning up. 924 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:11,600 It's like an orgy of cleaning over there. 925 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:21,000 Shouldn't you be asleep? Today's the big day. 926 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,500 Yeah. 927 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,800 And after that... 928 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,300 And after that, it becomes adultery. 929 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,100 Won't that be exciting. 930 01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:39,000 - You never used to fight me before. - You weren't getting married before. 931 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,200 Just because I bought a cow doesn't mean I like milk. 932 01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,500 What a sensitive analogy to holy matrimony. 933 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,200 Look, we were kids. 934 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,500 We fooled around. But let's move on. 935 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:51,900 Everyone's always down on you, Alim. 936 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:53,500 Bitching about you. 937 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:55,000 Not me, though. 938 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,200 I stick up for you. 939 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,700 See how I stick up for you? 940 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,200 Oh, Alim. 941 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,900 Okay, okay. 942 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,100 Let's start again. 943 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:16,200 How about a kiss. What would it take to get a little kiss? 944 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,600 Chloroform. 945 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,400 I'm in love with someone else. 946 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,500 Yeah, I heard about the brain surgeon. 947 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,100 No. His name is Giles. 948 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:29,400 You're in love with a guy? 949 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,900 You don't love men, Alim. 950 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,200 Fuck them, by all means, but... 951 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:38,200 Hey, he's just in it for the squirt. 952 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,600 I bet he doesn't love you. 953 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,600 I love him. 954 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:44,700 It's just not normal. 955 01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:48,200 Hey, if you're normal, count me out. 956 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,700 Look at you. 957 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,800 A closet drunk, closet queer. 958 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Name a closet, you're hanging there. 959 01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,600 Don't play high and mighty with me. 960 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,600 Anyone can run away and play gay in limey-town. 961 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,900 Yeah, who can even tell who's a fag over there? 962 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:07,300 You ever think about your mother? 963 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,100 Are you thinking about Nina with your fly undone like that? 964 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,900 - Auntie. We were just... - I know what you were doing. 965 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,400 Auntie, it's not what you were imagining. 966 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,200 I'm not imagining, I'm seeing. 967 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,800 I'm not... 968 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:28,700 I have a fianc�e, remember? 969 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,100 Your mother has a baby grand piano. 970 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,500 She can't play a note either. 971 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:38,800 Good one. Well, I better be going. 972 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,000 You know what's the matter with you? 973 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,300 What? 974 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,900 Your upper abs. 975 01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,300 We should do some crunches later. 976 01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,700 Tighten them right up. 977 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,500 I'm sorry. 978 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,800 - You didn't do anything wrong. - No. 979 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:28,100 No. I'm sorry you had to see that. 980 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,700 - It must have been a shock. - Yes. 981 01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:36,700 I'm not completely backwards. 982 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,400 I know about men with men. 983 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,000 I subscribe to Reader's Digest. 984 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,500 - Khaled is just... - No. 985 01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:51,500 Not Khaled. 986 01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:59,300 I didn't know about you and Giles. 987 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:05,700 I didn't know that you had such... 988 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,800 ...feelings... 989 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,300 ...for him. 990 01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,700 Really, I had no idea. 991 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,300 No idea at all. 992 01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:41,100 Here's the beep, you know what to do. 993 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,300 Hi. It's me. 994 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,000 Remember how you said... 995 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,300 ... you'd never been to Canada... 996 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,000 ...or met my family or...? 997 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,900 Well, whatever. I was just wondering... 998 01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:01,600 ... whether you wanted to come to Canada. 999 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,000 You know, for the wedding? 1000 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,900 What's the matter? 1001 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,500 - Couldn't get ahold of him. - Who? 1002 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,800 Giles. 1003 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,500 Probably out buying you a little "I'm sorry" present. 1004 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,000 I thought we might enjoy Gunga Din together. 1005 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,600 Set in India, you know. 1006 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,100 Has Indians in it. 1007 01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:34,500 Your kind of Indians, not the John Wayne kind. 1008 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,200 How about it? 1009 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:39,700 This is... 1010 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:43,100 For a nice little elephant girl. 1011 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:46,500 This is lovely, lovely, lovely. 1012 01:08:48,700 --> 01:08:52,200 See that elephant? The worst breath. 1013 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:55,400 Even worse than Irene Dunne. 1014 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:02,300 I'm going to iron my sari for the wedding. 1015 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,100 You're still going to go? 1016 01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:06,200 For Dolly and Hassan's sake. 1017 01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:08,400 If you have anything that needs ironing... 1018 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:13,200 - I didn't bring a suit. - Maybe your father's suit would fit you. 1019 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:18,800 - But you're busy. - No, no. This isn't important. 1020 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:20,400 Good. 1021 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,700 Come. 1022 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,700 I used to love that film. 1023 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,700 I took you to see all the Cary Grant films, do you remember? 1024 01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:40,700 Cary Grant, Doris Day. The Naz Cinema in Mombasa. 1025 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:45,100 They used to play all of them. Years after they were made. 1026 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:47,600 We didn't know. 1027 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,100 I so wanted to be like the girls in those films. 1028 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,600 I went to London because of them. 1029 01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:01,900 You went to take a secretarial course so you could support us. 1030 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,000 I went to London to be Doris Day. 1031 01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:15,800 Your father passed away in his sleep. 1032 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,300 I woke one morning and I knew, without looking. 1033 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,500 Everything had become so still. 1034 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,700 Everything in me became still. 1035 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,800 Even my feelings for my little boy. 1036 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,800 For weeks, I just... 1037 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,900 I felt nothing. 1038 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:45,900 Then, one afternoon, I went to a film. 1039 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,500 Suddenly there was a way out. 1040 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,900 Suddenly I could be Doris Day, flying off to a new life in London. 1041 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:03,100 Trouble is, London wasn't interested in any Indian Doris Days. 1042 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,900 Then or now. 1043 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,700 I wish it was different. 1044 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,800 But it wasn't. 1045 01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:39,200 That little accusing face... 1046 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:47,000 When I came back, you wouldn't talk to me or anyone. 1047 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,600 You'd laugh and play with your invisible friend. 1048 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,200 But nothing for me. 1049 01:11:57,100 --> 01:12:01,100 Just that little accusing face with your father's hurt chin. 1050 01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:14,300 We'll catch the morning flight to London. 1051 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:24,500 - Hello? - Hi, it's me. 1052 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,700 - I got your message. - Oh, yeah? 1053 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,900 I just thought, you know... 1054 01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:33,500 I was very pleased to get your message. 1055 01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:37,900 - Yeah? - Seems like you're enjoying Toronto. 1056 01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:39,700 I'm glad. 1057 01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:44,600 I'm really happy you've made peace with that part of your life. 1058 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,500 Hello? 1059 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:52,600 Just because you order extra-hot at Flaming Tandoori... 1060 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,900 ...does not make you anything other... 1061 01:12:56,100 --> 01:13:00,300 ...than a sanctimonious, toffee-nosed, lily-assed tosser. 1062 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:06,200 Oh, it's the oldest story in the book. 1063 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,100 Boy meets boy. Boy loses boy and goes to Toronto. 1064 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:14,100 Boy gets back together with boy in London for a happy ending. 1065 01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:18,300 - Well, maybe not the oldest story. - Stop it! 1066 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,800 There's not gonna be a happy ending. 1067 01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:25,800 And there's nothing you or I can do about it. 1068 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,300 Today's the big day. 1069 01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:40,700 - Yes, but the taxi hasn't arrived yet. - I'll go and call one. 1070 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,000 Really? Thanks. So kind. 1071 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,400 You're Alim? 1072 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,000 You're very lucky to have a mother like her. 1073 01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:59,300 She's quite the woman. If you don't mind my saying so. 1074 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,100 It all looks perfect. 1075 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,100 - Hello. - Hello, Dolly. 1076 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,200 What? 1077 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,500 What? What is it? Don't I look all right? What's the matter? 1078 01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,400 Nothing's the matter. 1079 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000 - Is there? - Of course not. 1080 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,700 What could be the matter? Today's my big day. 1081 01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:38,800 Is something smudged? 1082 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,600 Will you tell me? Don't I look all right? 1083 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,100 Auntie, you look fine. Maybe just a bit tense? 1084 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:48,000 This is not tense. 1085 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,700 I'm just terribly, terribly alert. 1086 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:54,600 Oh, here's Khaled. 1087 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,100 The mukhi should be here soon. I'll go and see him. 1088 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,200 - Dolly... - Excuse me. 1089 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,500 Do you think I should say something? 1090 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,600 What? 1091 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:17,100 What is it? 1092 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,200 Excuse me. 1093 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:25,500 Actually, Dolly, there is something I want to talk to you about. 1094 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,800 Now, which one is she? 1095 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:31,200 - Who? - Alim's girl. 1096 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:36,200 The lucky so-and-so got himself a neuro-brain surgeon. 1097 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,500 He brought her, didn't he? 1098 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,400 He wanted to, but... 1099 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:46,700 Actually, there's a funny story about that. 1100 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,300 - Why are you dressed like that? - Well, I wasn't really sure. 1101 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,300 It's an Indian wedding, so I thought... 1102 01:15:57,500 --> 01:16:00,600 - You thought what? - Well, India! 1103 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:07,100 And she dropped the scalpel inside the rabbi's tummy. 1104 01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:10,800 Oh, that's not funny. That's a malpractice suit. 1105 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:14,400 And what's this tummy business? 1106 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,000 I thought she was a brain surgeon. 1107 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,800 Excuse me. I have a dry throat. 1108 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,600 I guess I need some punch. 1109 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:29,800 Excuse me. 1110 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,600 I can see why you wanted to come. 1111 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,400 It's like Oscar night out there. 1112 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:42,600 No, more like the spoils of a maharajah. 1113 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,400 - Gunga Din? - Yes. 1114 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,800 How about an elephant ride across the Rajasthani Desert. 1115 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,000 Just stop it, Cary. 1116 01:16:57,900 --> 01:16:59,500 Nuru? 1117 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:04,200 - It's warm in here, isn't it? - It's all right, Nuru. I know. 1118 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,200 - Know what? - About Alim. 1119 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,600 Our room used to be next to Khaled's... 1120 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,600 ...and your boy's got quite a set of lungs. 1121 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,000 - Oh, my God! - Exactly. Just like that. 1122 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:20,800 - You let them? - I've always given Khaled his freedom. 1123 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:23,000 He's given me all this. 1124 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,300 I don't see how you can go ahead with the nuptials. 1125 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:30,000 - What do you mean? - Nuptials. That means... 1126 01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:32,800 I know what nuptials means, my son's a dentist. 1127 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,500 - What about Nina? - She's marrying my son, the dentist. 1128 01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:41,800 Look, I want grandchildren and ice sculptures and place cards. 1129 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,400 And so do you, Nuru. Don't pretend. 1130 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:48,800 But if Khaled can do his duty, there's no reason why Alim can't. 1131 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:54,000 A happy ending justifies everything, Alim. 1132 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,900 I always do whatever it takes to make you happy. 1133 01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:59,900 You don't understand what makes me happy. 1134 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:03,700 Of course I do. It's you who've forgotten. 1135 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,500 Alim. 1136 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:08,400 Alim! 1137 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,200 - Yes? - Is this the Lalani wedding? 1138 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,900 Yes. Waiters go in the back. You're very late. 1139 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,700 Go change in the toilet, quickly. Our secret. 1140 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,900 I cannot be a witness to this wedding. 1141 01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:36,200 - I'll slip out. Nobody will notice. - Everybody will notice! 1142 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,700 Nuru, you're not going anywhere. 1143 01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:43,300 Now, don't play the perfect mother with me. 1144 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,600 You left your son and we picked up the pieces. 1145 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:50,400 We will always pick up the pieces. We are family. 1146 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:54,600 Rolex says 38 minutes. And that caterer is scary with numbers. 1147 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,000 I'm not... 1148 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,400 Hassan must be drunk. 1149 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,000 I knew we should've had a cash bar. 1150 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,200 Has there been a hockey match? Has Canada won? 1151 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,000 Uncle, this is Giles. 1152 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,300 Oh, he's a friend, then? 1153 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,900 Yeah. I hope it's all right. 1154 01:19:22,100 --> 01:19:25,300 Of course. We have pheasant samosas coming out of our ears. 1155 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:26,800 Hassan. Very good party. 1156 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:31,100 Hello. 1157 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,200 It's good to see you. 1158 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:36,100 I'm sorry, I know. Your family. 1159 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,600 I cannot believe my eyes. 1160 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,200 Can't you stop them? 1161 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,000 Think I'll get a Coke. 1162 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,500 Excuse me. Why is Alim kissing that man? 1163 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:05,900 And what will his fianc�e, the surgeon, think? 1164 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:11,300 Alim may be a lucky so-and-so, but he shouldn't push his luck. 1165 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:15,800 Not a surgeon, Sheru, an economist. 1166 01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,800 But Nina's still a dentist. 1167 01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:23,000 An economist for UNICEF. It's not a she, it's a he. 1168 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:27,700 His name is Giles. And this is him. 1169 01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:29,400 Hello. 1170 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:36,300 And Giles also is a lucky so-and-so. 1171 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,100 Oh, God. 1172 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,500 How about we make some mango-pickle sandwiches... 1173 01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:53,200 ...when we get home. 1174 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,200 Cary... 1175 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:08,700 ...remember in The Bishop's Wife... 1176 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,700 ...you told David Niven an angel only leaves... 1177 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:15,500 ...when he's not needed anymore? - Yes. 1178 01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:20,600 It was a brilliant plot device, because it was Loretta Young who... 1179 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,800 Oh, but, Alim, you do need me. 1180 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:35,600 You can't get along without me. I made you what you are today. 1181 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,900 I made you. 1182 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,600 You can't go now. You're my sister. 1183 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,400 Nuru, please. 1184 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:51,400 Think what everyone will say if you leave now. How does it look? 1185 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,900 It looks beautiful, Dolly. 1186 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,300 Just like you wanted. 1187 01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:01,900 But the flowers will brown and the ice sculptures will melt. 1188 01:22:02,100 --> 01:22:03,900 And then what? 1189 01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:26,600 What, you think real life is easy? 1190 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:28,800 Is pleasant? 1191 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,000 Well, I've got news for you. It's terrifying. 1192 01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,600 Terrible things happen. 1193 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,900 Loss and pain and shame. 1194 01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:42,100 Terrible things. 1195 01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:45,000 Loss and pain and shame. 1196 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,900 I know. I remember. 1197 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,100 But what if you make a mess of things? 1198 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:52,000 - What if...? - I will. 1199 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,700 But it's my only life, Cary. 1200 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,300 And I need it to be mine. 1201 01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:02,800 Well, this is all a bit... 1202 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:11,400 I don't know how I'll survive without you, Alim. 1203 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,300 I envy you. 1204 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,100 Live every moment of it. 1205 01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:29,900 Live it for me. 1206 01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:36,000 No more tears. 1207 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:41,200 Be happy, my little samosa. 1208 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:45,800 Be happy. 1209 01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:10,400 Now, Giles, this is your place too. 1210 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:13,300 Make yourself at home completely. 1211 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,700 - Clean my kitchen if you want. - Thank you. 1212 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,300 Ma, that's an expression that doesn't hold up... 1213 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,400 ...outside our family. - Really? 1214 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:24,300 Alim said there was something wrong with the toilet. 1215 01:24:28,100 --> 01:24:30,200 No, it's working all right. 1216 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:32,700 I must have got it wrong. 1217 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,600 All this drama at the wedding. 1218 01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:36,500 Alim told me. 1219 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:39,800 As Mr. George Bernard Shaw once said... 1220 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,800 Or was it Mr. Gulbinder Shah in apartment 1412? 1221 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,300 I can never remember. They're both so witty. 1222 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,300 "For the mismatched, marriage is a three-ring circus. 1223 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,900 The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering." 1224 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,100 Well, I'll just go finish the sandwiches. 1225 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:05,300 - Let me help you. - No, no. Not necessary. 1226 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:08,100 I'm a very good cook. My dumplings are legendary. 1227 01:25:12,100 --> 01:25:15,300 Well, all right. You butter while I pickle. 1228 01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:18,900 Hey. Come on. 1229 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:32,600 Giles, there's something we should talk about. 1230 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:35,400 Yes. 1231 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,300 There's been another man. 1232 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,800 I know. 1233 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,100 You know? 1234 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,300 Of course I know. I was there. 1235 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,200 Yeah, I guess you were. 1236 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:57,100 Look, if it's okay with you, I'd just like to put it behind us and move on. 1237 01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,700 - Fresh start. - That would be great. 1238 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:04,200 Let's just forget about it, all right? 1239 01:26:04,700 --> 01:26:06,800 Well, not forget completely. 1240 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,500 He's been useful to us. 1241 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,500 And it was fun sometimes. 1242 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:21,700 - Yeah. - And he was so handsome. 1243 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:27,500 You never met him. But you did see him on the telly. 1244 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,300 At the Olympics. 1245 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:34,800 Him. 1246 01:26:35,100 --> 01:26:37,300 - Yeah. - Alim... 1247 01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,500 ...are we on the same wavelength? 1248 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,200 We are now. 92890