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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,068 HEY... 2 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,070 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,071 I'M WALKING. 4 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:28,574 I'M WALKING. WHERE ARE YOU, UH, WHERE YOU WALKING TO? 5 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,077 I'M BABYSITTING, MARK. 6 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:33,079 CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? 7 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,081 WANT TO DO SOMETHING LATER? 8 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,083 IT'S FRIDAY, YOU KNOW. 9 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,584 ARE YOU DEAF? WHAT? 10 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,086 ARE YOU DEAF, MARK? 11 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,087 WHAT? 12 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,588 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 13 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,591 AH, COME ON. IT'D BE FUN. 14 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,092 BRING THE KIDS. 15 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:50,096 I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE, MARK, ALL RIGHT? 16 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,140 HI. 17 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,141 OH, HI. 18 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,642 HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE. 19 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:37,644 WHAT TIME IS IT? 20 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,145 6:40, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 21 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:40,646 WE'RE LATE AS USUAL. 22 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,657 HARRY, THE BABYSITTER'S HERE. 23 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,485 IT WAS GREAT OF YOU TO COME BY ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 24 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:20,987 NO PROBLEM, MRS. TUCKER. 25 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,990 WE REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 26 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,992 SO WHAT YOU GUYS EATING, HUH? 27 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,493 HAMBURGERS AND COKE. 28 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,995 DAD SAID I COULD STAY UP TILL 10:00. 29 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,497 NOT IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE, 30 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,499 OTHERWISE YOU'RE GOING TO BED RIGHT NOW 31 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,501 AND WITH NO TV. 32 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,002 OH, EXCUSE ME, DEAR, 33 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,005 COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS? 34 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,506 NO PROBLEM. 35 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,011 THANK YOU. THE ZIPPER JUST... 36 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,526 DAD, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. 37 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,027 OH, PFF. 38 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,530 HONEY, WHERE ARE MY BLUE PANTS, HUH? 39 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:08,534 WITH ALL YOUR OTHER PANTS, HARRY, UPSTAIRS. 40 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,038 AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING THIS SILLY TIE FOR? 41 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,539 YOU KNOW I HATE IT. 42 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,541 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK? 43 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,044 WHATEVER YOU LIKE, MR. TUCKER. 44 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,097 YOU GOING TO WALK RIGHT PAST ME? 45 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,101 I'M SORRY. 46 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,103 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 47 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,604 HA. THAT'S FUNNY. 48 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,107 HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE LONER? WHAT'S HIS PROB? 49 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,609 I THINK SHE DUMPED HIM. 50 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,110 HA. REALLY. 51 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,613 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 52 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:32,618 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT WITH ME AND JOEY TONIGHT. 53 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,119 UH, HMM... 54 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,122 CAN I THINK ABOUT IT? 55 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,123 YEAH. 56 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,124 YEAH? 57 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,125 YEAH. THINK ABOUT IT. 58 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:43,629 SEE YA. 59 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,141 HEY. 60 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:57,643 HEY. 61 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,149 WHAT'S UP? 62 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,651 YOUR MOM GOING TO MY FOLKS' PARTY TONIGHT? 63 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,154 YOU TALKING TO ME? 64 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,156 YEAH. 65 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,159 UH, SHE'S OUT OF TOWN. 66 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,662 I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE EATING THIS SWILL... 67 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:17,663 ALONE. 68 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,664 YEAH. 69 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,671 YOU GOT ANY PLANS, MAN? 70 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,673 ACTUALLY, I GOT TO GET HOME. 71 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,175 GOT EARLY PRACTICE TOMORROW. 72 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,678 OOH, PRACTICE. EXCITEMENT. 73 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,179 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED, JACK. 74 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,188 COULD I HAVE A BEER? 75 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,190 MAYBE. 76 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,691 I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, THOUGH. 77 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:46,692 OHH. 78 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,196 CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A SECOND. 79 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,198 JUST CLOSE THEM, ALL RIGHT? 80 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,724 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I COME IN HERE. 81 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,726 I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. 82 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:27,733 NOW, JIMMY, EAT YOUR HAMBURGER, NOT JUST THE POTATO CHIPS. 83 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,735 SEE THAT HE EATS DINNER, DEAR. 84 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,237 HERE'S THE BABY'S BOTTLE. 85 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,239 I'M TOO TOLD FOR A BABYSITTER. 86 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,741 WHOO... 87 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,742 MM... 88 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,244 YOU READY, DARLIN? 89 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,748 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO START DRINKING NOW, HONEY? 90 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,751 HEY, THAT'S A CUTE OUTFIT YOU GOT ON. 91 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,253 THANKS, MR. TUCKER. 92 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,257 WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 93 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,759 YEAH. 94 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,261 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 95 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,764 YOU, TOO, AND YOU KIDS BE GOOD, NOW. BYE, NOW. 96 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,267 AND YOU BE GOOD, TOO, HUH? 97 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,768 BYE, MOM. 98 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,276 SHE SURE IS A CUTE LITTLE THING. 99 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,280 EAT YOUR HAMBURGER. 100 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,786 HEY, JACK. 101 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,788 WAIT UP, DUDE. 102 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,290 OH, A BEER. I'M SO SHOCKED. 103 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,794 OH, NICE, MARK. 104 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,295 IT'S A NIGHTMARE, ISN'T IT? 105 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,797 YOU'VE REALLY CHANGED, MAN. 106 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:32,798 HEY, YOU WANT ONE? 107 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,800 I CAN GO GRAB YOU ONE. 108 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,802 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, MARK? 109 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,303 NOT A WHOLE LOT. 110 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,306 I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH MY OLD BUDDY JACK. 111 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,809 WE HAVEN'T BEEN BUDDIES FOR A WHILE. 112 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,311 YEAH. I KNOW, 113 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,312 AND THAT'S MY FAULT. 114 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,814 I DON'T KNOW, 115 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:52,317 I SAW YOU SITTING ALONE IN THE DINER BACK THERE. 116 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,321 I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU'D BE UP FOR DOING SOMETHING. 117 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,322 OLD TIMES' SAKE OR SOMETHING. 118 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,325 WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BACK THERE? 119 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,327 AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER? 120 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,328 OH, YOU MEAN--YEAH. 121 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,831 WELL, SHE'S, UH... 122 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,833 NOTHING SPECIAL, YOU KNOW? 123 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,334 YOUR GIRLFRIEND, THOUGH... 124 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,836 OH, SISTER. 125 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,838 SHE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL, MAN. 126 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,339 YEAH. 127 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,841 SHE'S REALLY GREAT. 128 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,846 SO YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING NOTHING TONIGHT? 129 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,847 WELL... 130 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,849 ACTUALLY, SHE'S BABYSITTING. 131 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,851 BABYSITTING, HUH? 132 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,852 HMM. 133 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,353 THAT'S TOO BAD. 134 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,357 LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE OVER THERE 135 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,858 AT 8:00 OR WHATEVER. 136 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,362 LUCKY MAN. GOD. 137 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,364 IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY, 138 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,365 YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN. 139 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,367 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 140 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,869 HMM? 141 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:44,870 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-- 142 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,874 "IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 143 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,376 ARE YOU SAYING YOU WENT OUT WITH HER? 144 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,878 WELL, THAT'S-- 145 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,381 I GO OUT WITH A LOT OF CHICKS, YEAH. 146 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,885 WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 147 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,887 NO REASON, MAN. 148 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,890 OH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, MAN. 149 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,393 WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON. HEY, HEY... 150 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,895 COME ON. YOU PISSED OR SOMETHING? 151 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,397 NO. NO, I'M... 152 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,399 COME ON. 153 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,402 I SAID I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T, UH... 154 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,904 THAT'S WEIRD. SHE NEVER SAID NOTHING TO YOU? 155 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,405 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 156 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,910 WELL, MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE. 157 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,414 Go to sleep. 158 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,915 Aren't you tired? 159 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,921 OHH... 160 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,936 I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST THAT GIRL. 161 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,440 WHY, BECAUSE SHE LIKES MY UGLY TIES? 162 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,944 I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST HER WITH THE BABY. 163 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,948 SHE SEEMS... A LITTLE CARELESS. 164 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,952 I'M PRETTY SURE SHE HAD HER BOYFRIEND OVER THE OTHER TIME. 165 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,954 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 166 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,973 YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD A BABYSITTER AS PRETTY AS YOU 167 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,976 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY. 168 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,483 SO, UH... 169 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,988 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME, HUH? 170 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,992 WHATEVER YOU LIKE, MR. TUCKER. 171 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,493 YEAH. 172 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,502 HA HA HA--WHOA. 173 00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:01,507 HARRY, I TOLD YOU YOU DID NOT NEED THAT DRINK. 174 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,009 AND ANOTHER THING, THAT GIRL-- 175 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,511 THE OTHER TIME, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE 176 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,515 SHE USED OUR BATHTUB AND TOOK A BATH. 177 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,017 I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 178 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,028 JACK, I'M SORRY, MAN. 179 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,530 YOU SURE YOU'RE COOL WITH EVERYTHING? 180 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,032 AGAIN, I'M SORRY, MAN. 181 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,033 I SHOULDN'T-- 182 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,036 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING. 183 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,537 JACK? 184 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,539 YOU-- 185 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,543 MAN, LAST BALL ALREADY? 186 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,713 THAT'S THE LAST ONE, JACK. 187 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,714 OH...BRRR. 188 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,716 THE THING IS COLD, MAN. 189 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,719 YOU COULD USE THE OLD JACK TOUCH. 190 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,720 GET IT, GET IT. 191 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,723 WELL, YOU JUST, UH, LOST. 192 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,224 O.K., SO, 193 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,225 UH... 194 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,727 I GUESS IT'S MY TURN, HUH? 195 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,730 YOU STEP RIGHT OVER HERE. 196 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,231 THIS MACHINE, 197 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,234 I PRETTY MUCH GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, YOU KNOW? 198 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,740 SO, UH... 199 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,743 WHEN DID YOU GO OUT WITH HER? 200 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,245 JACK, DON'T EVEN SWEAT IT. 201 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,746 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 202 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,249 ONE DATE. 203 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,752 THE...MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS, UH, 204 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,757 WHAT'S A GUY LIKE YOU DOING ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? 205 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,760 YOU TWO ON THE ROCKS OR WHAT? 206 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,762 I TOLD YOU SHE'S BABYSITTING. 207 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,263 OH, COME ON! 208 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,271 I'M GOING TO TURN THIS OVER RIGHT NOW. 209 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,775 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY ADVICE FROM ME, MAN, 210 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,779 BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL HER. 211 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,787 HELLO. TUCKER'S RESIDENCE. 212 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,791 TELL HER A GOOD THING LIKE HER HAS GOT TO BE PASSED AROUND. 213 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,292 HELLO? 214 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,293 HI. 215 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,296 WE SORT OF THOUGHT WE'D DROP BY-- 216 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,297 NO, NO... 217 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,803 JACK AND I WERE JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, 218 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,304 TWO'S COMPANY... 219 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,805 THREE'S AN ORGY. 220 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,307 HUH? 221 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,808 OH, YOU TILTED, MAN. 222 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,815 YEAH. GUESS SO, MAN. 223 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,318 FUCKING BELIEVE THAT? 224 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,822 YOU KNOW WHAT, MARK? YOU'RE RIGHT. 225 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,825 I WOULDN'T TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU. 226 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,827 SEE YA. 227 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:49,908 "ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY. WHY DO YOU WEEP? 228 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,412 "ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY. WHY DO YOU WEEP? 229 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,920 "AM I THE MOTIVE OF THESE TEARS, MILORD? 230 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:07,926 AM I...THE MOTIVE OF THESE TEARS, MILORD?" 231 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,927 HMM. 232 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,931 "OF HAPPILY YOU, MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT-- 233 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,433 "OF HAPPILY YOU, MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT... 234 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,936 "AN INSTRUMENT OF THIS YOU'RE CALLING BACK. 235 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,939 LAY NOT BLAME ON ME IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM." 236 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,941 IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM. 237 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,945 HEY, HEY, JACK. 238 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,949 IT WAS LAST SUMMER. 239 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:32,951 WHAT? 240 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,454 WHEN I WENT OUT WITH HER. IT WAS LAST SUMMER. 241 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,958 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KNOW, RIGHT? 242 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:40,959 LISTEN, MARK, 243 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,461 IT'S BEEN GREAT HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 244 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,963 WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF? 245 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,965 YOU KNOW, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 246 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,466 OH, MAN! 247 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,469 O.K., SO THIS IS YOU-- 248 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,970 "MARK, WHAT'S THE TIME? 249 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,971 "IT'S 6:00. 250 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,972 HEY, FUCK YOU." 251 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:58,477 JESUS. YOU ASK ME A QUESTION, RIGHT, AND I'M ANSWERING. 252 00:17:58,977 --> 00:17:59,978 WHAT'S THE REAL STORY? 253 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,480 YOU IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL, HUH? 254 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,982 IS THAT IT? 255 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,984 YOU'RE ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE. 256 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,985 THAT'S COOL. 257 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,988 IT'S HARD TO KNOW IF YOU REALLY LOVE A GIRL 258 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,489 UNLESS YOU'VE FUCKED HER. 259 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,994 WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN? 260 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,999 SHIT. GO, GO, GO. 261 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,506 ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? 262 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,008 OH, MAN, 263 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,509 I'M SORRY, MAN. 264 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,513 AM I THE GREATEST AT SAYING THE WRONG THING? 265 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,514 YEAH, YOU ARE. 266 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:36,514 THAT'S TWICE. 267 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,516 JACK, I'M SO SORRY. 268 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,521 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 269 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,024 I SHOULD JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. 270 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,526 I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE. 271 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,029 LET'S SEE. WHAT DID I DO WITH THAT? 272 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,030 BAM. 273 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,032 LOOK AT THAT FAT GUY. 274 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,533 LET'S BURN IT DOWN. 275 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,037 RELAX. NO ONE CAN SEE US. 276 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,538 OH, JACK, MAN, 277 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:01,540 COME ON. 278 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,544 THAT'S MY WAY OF SAYING I'M SORRY. 279 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:10,048 HERE IS TO A NIGHT... 280 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,050 OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES. 281 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,573 HEY, MAN, 282 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,574 WHAT THE FUCK? 283 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,577 JACK... 284 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:42,080 ALL I SAID WAS YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 285 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,081 I'M NOT GONNA CALL HER! 286 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,584 WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE TUCKERS? 287 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,086 COME ON. THEY'RE ALREADY OVER AT MY HOUSE. 288 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,089 PARTY TIME. 289 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,097 HONEY, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WHISTLING THAT TUNE? 290 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,602 AND TRY NOT TO DRINK TOO MUCH TONIGHT, O.K.? 291 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,104 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 292 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,105 YEAH. 293 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,610 HEY, DOLLY, HARRY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 294 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,111 WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ANYTHING. 295 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,613 MWAH. HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE. 296 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,615 YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST. 297 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,617 OH, YOU TWO. 298 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,618 HI. HI. 299 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,119 COME ON UP. 300 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,620 O.K. ALL RIGHT. GOODBYE. 301 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,623 HI, BERNICE. 302 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,125 OH, THANK YOU. 303 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,627 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 304 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,630 OH, HI, SAM, WILMA, JOE, AUDREY. 305 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,131 HARRY, WHAT'S YOUR POISON? 306 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,633 UH, BOURBON. HI, EVERYBODY. DOLLY? 307 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,637 UM, I'LL TAKE A WINE SPRITZER, PLEASE. 308 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,139 SO, AUDREY, MUST BE ANY DAY NOW. 309 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,142 YOU MUST BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS WEATHER. 310 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,143 OH, YEAH. 311 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,646 I'M USED TO IT BY NOW. 312 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,148 HOW ARE THOSE FOUR BOYS OF YOURS? 313 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,650 OH--WE HOPE IT'S A GIRL. 314 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,653 HERE, DOLLY. 315 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,154 OH, THANK YOU. 316 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,156 HOW'S YOUR LITTLE ONE, DOLLY? 317 00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,657 OH. OH, HE'S FINE. 318 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,660 HE'S THE MOST PRECIOUS BABY, 319 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,662 BUT IT'S NICE TO GET AWAY. 320 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,163 IT ISN'T EASY. 321 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,666 WELL, IT SURE DOESN'T SHOW, DOLLY. 322 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,669 YOU LOOK YOUNGER EVERY DAY. 323 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,671 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 324 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,174 SECRET? HA. HAAGEN DAZS. 325 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:19,177 ALL THOSE CALORIES-- GETTING HER BABY FAT BACK. 326 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,678 HARRY, HAVE A HEART. 327 00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,181 HA HA, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 328 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,183 ON SECOND THOUGHT, 329 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,685 I'LL TAKE A VODKA STRAIGHT UP. 330 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,205 HEY, GUYS... 331 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,208 BITSY... 332 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,709 JIMMY... 333 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,711 YOU'RE A THIEF! 334 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,215 STOP IT. 335 00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:59,717 YOU GUYS, ST-STOP IT. 336 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,722 YOU GUYS, GET OFF! 337 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,723 HA HA HA... 338 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,224 GET OFF. 339 00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,728 STOP IT. 340 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:11,729 STOP IT. 341 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:14,733 STOP IT. 342 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,236 JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS. STOP. 343 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,243 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT. 344 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,747 JIMMY...GET OFF. 345 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,254 CAVALRY TO THE RESCUE. 346 00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,755 HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE. 347 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,758 HI. IT'S JACK. 348 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,759 OH. 349 00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,760 HI, JACK. 350 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,263 WHEW...WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM? 351 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,766 WHY ARE YOU BREATHING LIKE THAT? 352 00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:50,769 OH, THE KIDS JUST BEAT ME UP. 353 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,771 OH, REALLY? UH-HUH. 354 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,773 MAYBE I SHOULD COME OVER AND PROTECT YOU. 355 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,777 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, JACK. 356 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:01,780 WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D COME OVER 357 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,783 AND, UH... AND HANG OUT, 358 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,284 WATCH SOME TV OR SOMETHING? 359 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:09,787 WHEN THE KIDS GO TO SLEEP, WE'D BE ALONE. 360 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:12,290 I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 361 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,295 COME ON. YOU WANT ME TO, DON'T YOU? 362 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,299 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 363 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,800 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 364 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:25,303 NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT. 365 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:27,805 I JUST WANT TO COME SEE YOU 366 00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,307 AND WORK THINGS OUT. 367 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,808 NO, JACK. 368 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,311 I TOLD YOU-- I'M NOT READY. 369 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,812 YOU--YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST. 370 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,815 WHY? WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 371 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,817 JACK, NO. THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT? 372 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,820 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. 373 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,321 N-NOTHING. NOTHING. 374 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:44,822 JUST WANT TO TALK. 375 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,324 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 376 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,327 I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THESE KIDS. BYE. 377 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,829 SHIT. 378 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,332 GOD! 379 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,335 GOD, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE TO GO? 380 00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,837 WHAT'D SHE SAY? 381 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,841 NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 382 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,843 AH, CHICKS, MAN... 383 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,845 I KNOW HOW IT FEELS. 384 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:10,849 LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, JACK, IT'S JUST-- 385 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,852 WELL, YOU TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS, THAT'S ALL. 386 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,855 AND MY ADVICE SUCKED. I'M SORRY. FORGET IT. 387 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:20,358 BUT MY POINT IS, CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TONIGHT? 388 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:22,860 KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME FREE BEER? 389 00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:25,864 OH, MAN, IT'S FRIDAY. LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK. 390 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,866 IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. 391 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,882 IT'S OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 392 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,885 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 393 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:47,886 HEY, WHO PLAYS GOLF? 394 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,888 WE'LL MAKE IT A FOURSOME. 395 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:50,889 CHARLIE WILLIAMS. 396 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,390 LET'S SEE, UH, RICHARD. 397 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,393 TUCKER, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ON THE GREEN TWICE THIS YEAR. 398 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:58,396 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SELLING CARS TO HEELS LIKE YOU. 399 00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,897 I'LL GET OUT THERE. 400 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,900 JUST GIVE ME ONE STROKE A HOLE-- 401 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,903 I'LL GIVE YOU A STROKE. BEND OVER. 402 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,741 WHAT'S UP, DAD? 403 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,242 HOW YOU DOING? 404 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,744 EVERYONE, YOU KNOW MY SON MARK. 405 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:15,246 THIS IS MY FRIEND JACK. 406 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,248 JACK, THIS IS SAM. 407 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,749 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 408 00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,750 HARRY. HARRY, JACK. 409 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,253 HARRY, THIS IS YOUR BABYSITTER'S BOYFRIEND 410 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,755 RIGHT HERE IN THE FLESH. 411 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,257 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, SON? 412 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,762 HELLO, JACK. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 413 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,764 USED TO SEE JACK A LOT 414 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,266 WHEN MARK WAS STILL ON THE TEAM. 415 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,269 YOU JUST WON THE ROTARY SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT? 416 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,270 YEAH. 417 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,273 YOU WERE GREAT LAST SATURDAY. 418 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,774 O.K., O.K., ENOUGH. 419 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,276 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 420 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,779 YOU THINK WE COULD USE THE CAR? 421 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,281 UH, KEYS ARE IN THE KITCHEN. 422 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:52,284 BYE, FELLAS. 423 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,786 YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH FUN. 424 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,788 YOU GOT PRACTICE TOMORROW, JACK. 425 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,291 WONDER WHAT THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO. 426 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,295 THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING OUT TO CHASE SOME TAIL. 427 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,297 BOY, THOSE WERE THE DAYS, RIGHT? 428 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,798 MM. 429 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:08,299 FOOTBALL RALLIES, 430 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,302 MOVIE HOUSE BALCONIES. 431 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:13,805 BARE THIGHS, NO-CONTROL TOPS, NO CROTCHES. 432 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:17,809 JUST A FLIMSY PAIR OF PANTIES IN THE BACK SEAT. 433 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:20,311 LIKE A BROKEN BALLOON. 434 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,315 THOSE GOOD TIMES ARE GONE, OLD MAN. 435 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,323 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? 436 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,824 WELL... 437 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,326 I DON'T KNOW IF TONIGHT IS ABOUT "WE." 438 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,829 I THINK TONIGHT MAY BE ABOUT YOU. 439 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,331 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 440 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,334 DROP IT, MARK. 441 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,838 I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU SAY NO THIS EASY. 442 00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:49,340 THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, O.K.? 443 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,342 LISTEN. 444 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,345 I DRIVE YOU OVER THERE, DROP YOU OFF, 445 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,847 YOU GIVE HER A COUPLE OF THESE BEERS, 446 00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,849 YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 447 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:01,853 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 448 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:05,857 YOU ASKED HER IF YOU COULD STOP BY, SHE SAID NO. 449 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:06,858 WHY? 450 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:10,361 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN OVER THERE BEFORE, RIGHT? 451 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:13,865 THE TUCKERS ARE HERE. 452 00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,867 LIKE, WHAT'S THE STORY? 453 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,870 I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S SCREWING AROUND OR ANYTHING, 454 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:20,371 BUT IT'S LIKE... 455 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:24,376 YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND HER. 456 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,377 TRUST ME. 457 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,378 TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 458 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,881 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, MAN. 459 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,885 COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 460 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,427 JUST LIKE I EXPECTED. 461 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,433 SOME PARTY. 462 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,442 DISHES, NOISE, CLUTTER, FAT, 463 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,446 AND THAT'S WHEN THEY START TO CHEAT ON YOU. 464 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,449 DOLLY, I THINK SOMETHING'S GOING ON AT HOME. 465 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,950 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 466 00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:40,451 I THINK THAT BABYSITTER'S 467 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,454 GETTING A VISIT FROM HER BOYFRIEND. 468 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,957 HARRY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 469 00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,458 SUCH AN IMAGINITIVE BOY. 470 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,962 SUIT YOURSELF, BUT I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT. 471 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,964 THE ONLY PERSON THE BABYSITTER 472 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,466 NEEDS PROTECTION FROM IS YOU, NOT HER BOYFRIEND, 473 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:59,470 SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF? 474 00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:02,473 HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW 475 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,476 WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS TONIGHT. 476 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,978 YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND MOST DEPRESSING? 477 00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:08,980 THAT FAT DRUNK 478 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,982 WITH HIS BELLY HANGING OVER HIS BELT 479 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,984 IS SOMETHING I'M STUCK WITH 480 00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,986 TILL DEATH DO US PART. 481 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:18,489 SORT OF MAKES YOU WISH THE MARRIAGE VOWS 482 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,993 HAD AN ASSHOLE CLAUSE, DOESN'T IT? 483 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,495 HUSBANDS ARE REALLY DIFFICULT TO PUT UP WITH. 484 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,498 I'VE GOT TO CHECK ON MY-- 485 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,500 I FORGOT ABOUT THE HORS D'OEUVRES 486 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,001 IN THE OVEN. 487 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,505 YOU KNOW, I REALLY LOVED IT 488 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,508 WHEN BILL CALLED ME YOUNG-LOOKING TONIGHT. 489 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,019 OH, DOLLY... 490 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,521 YOU LOOK YOUNGER EVERY DAY. 491 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,524 SHOW ME YOUR SECRET. 492 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,529 BILL... 493 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,532 WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK? 494 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,036 DOLLY... 495 00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:07,038 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 496 00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,539 NO, NO, NOTHING'S WRONG, 497 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,041 JUST--NO. HA HA. 498 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,042 NO. 499 00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,567 BITSY, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATH. 500 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,074 HOW ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR LIQUOR, JACK? 501 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,581 HOW DO YOU FEEL, MAN? 502 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,082 IF YOU'RE GOING TO RALPH, 503 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,583 DO IT OUT THERE. 504 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,086 DON'T GET IT ALL OVER THE INSIDE-- 505 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:56,087 OH, SHIT! 506 00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,590 THAT'S BAD-ASS, MAN. 507 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,594 DON'T GET IT ALL OVER THE SIDE. 508 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,096 HOW YOU DOING? YOU FEEL BETTER? 509 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,098 I FEEL A LOT BETTER. 510 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,599 HAVE SOME GUM. 511 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,101 HERE. HAVE SOME GUM. 512 00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,102 ALL RIGHT? 513 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,606 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 514 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:27,618 BITSY, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATH. 515 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,622 I DON'T WANT TO. JIMMY GOES FIRST. 516 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,624 BITSY, JIMMY GOES SECOND 517 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,628 BECAUSE JIMMY DOESN'T GO TO BED TILL 10:00. 518 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,130 I NEVER GET TO STAY UP. 519 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,132 O.K., YOU CAN WATCH TV 520 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,134 WHILE JIMMY TAKES HIS BATH. 521 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,635 I DON'T WANT TO. 522 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,139 WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE TAKING A BATH. 523 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,643 BITSY, STOP IT! BITSY! 524 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,646 PUT ME DOWN! 525 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,648 BITSY, NO! NO! NO! 526 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,149 IN HERE NOW. 527 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,156 BITSY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 528 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,658 YOU'RE GETTING INTO THE BATH. 529 00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,179 WHAT NOW? 530 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,183 GET OUT OF THE CAR, 531 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,685 WALK UP THE STEPS, RING THE BELL. 532 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,690 THIS IS STUPID. 533 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,693 I DON'T WANT TO MESS THINGS UP. 534 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,194 YOU WON'T. 535 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,695 BELIEVE ME, YOU WON'T. 536 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,698 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 537 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,701 I'LL HANG OUT HERE UNTIL YOU GET INSIDE. 538 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,212 GOOD LUCK, MAN. 539 00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,761 I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT. 540 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,263 YOU WANT TO COME? 541 00:33:57,268 --> 00:33:59,770 SHE'S COLD, MAN. 542 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,778 I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR TOUCH, JACK. 543 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:42,313 JACK, I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME OVER. 544 00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:45,316 I SORT OF THOUGHT I'D DROP BY. 545 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,657 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SUCH A JERK. 546 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,659 I HOPE YOU KNOW IT'S NOT HELPING ANYTHING. 547 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,162 I JUST CAME TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 548 00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,663 I'M BABYSITTING. 549 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,667 THE KIDS ARE UPSTAIRS TAKING A BATH. 550 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:07,672 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME COME IN? 551 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,673 JACK, NO. 552 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:10,675 YOU'RE DRUNK. 553 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,176 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 554 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,180 JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS. 555 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,182 I SAID NO, 556 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:20,184 AND YOU CAME OVER ANYWAY? 557 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:28,192 I GUESS I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 558 00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,695 I HAVE TO BABYSIT. 559 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,725 THAT WAS QUICK. 560 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,727 SHUT UP. 561 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:03,728 WHAT HAPPENED? 562 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,730 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 563 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,231 JUST GET ME HOME. 564 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,232 OH, MAN. 565 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,734 THAT'S NOT PART OF THE GAME. 566 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,236 I GOT AN IDEA. 567 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,737 WHERE YOU GOING? 568 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:21,245 WHAT... 569 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,746 DAMN IT. SHIT. GOD... 570 00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:32,756 JUST TRUST ME, O.K.? 571 00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,759 JUST STAY LOW, COMMANDO-STYLE. 572 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,766 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 573 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,292 BITSY. 574 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,798 JIMMY, IT'S YOUR TURN TO TAKE A BATH. 575 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:15,800 I'LL TAKE MY OWN BATH. 576 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:19,804 JIMMY. 577 00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:23,807 IF YOU DON'T GO TAKE THAT BATH, 578 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,810 I'LL TAKE YOU UP THERE MYSELF. 579 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,812 JUST TRY IT. 580 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,314 THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 581 00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:33,317 ALL RIGHT. YOU ASKED FOR IT. 582 00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:34,318 COME ON. 583 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,319 OW! OW! 584 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,820 JIMMY, COME ON. 585 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,322 OH, THAT'S BOSS. 586 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,324 LOOK AT JUNIOR GO. 587 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,326 JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS. 588 00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:45,329 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS. 589 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,331 I HOPE NOBODY CAN SEE US. 590 00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,333 RELAX. OH, MAN. SERIOUSLY, 591 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:51,335 YOU SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES. 592 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,338 NOW. 593 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,839 HA HA HA HA! 594 00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:41,385 JACK. 595 00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,891 TAKE A BATH NOW. 596 00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:54,398 LIKE STEEL. 597 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,899 DID YOU SEE THAT? 598 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,902 IT WAS SO PRETTY, MAN. 599 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:20,925 HEY! AAH! AAH! 600 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,928 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, BOY? HUH? 601 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,931 YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, BOY, 602 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,433 BEFORE I CALL THE COPS, HUH? 603 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:30,934 HA HA HA HA! 604 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,938 WHAT IS THAT LITTLE THING POKING OUT THERE? 605 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,440 GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 606 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,441 GO ON! 607 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:38,442 GO ON! 608 00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:41,945 BARE-ASSED! 609 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:44,949 I'LL MAIL YOU YOUR CLOTHES IF YOU'RE LUCKY! 610 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,966 HEH HEH HEY. 611 00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,969 HUH? 612 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:05,970 HEY. 613 00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:12,976 HERE YOU GO. 614 00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:15,979 IT'S O.K. 615 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:18,982 LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME, 616 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,986 WE GOT A LITTLE SECRET TO KEEP, HUH? 617 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:22,987 HMM? 618 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,989 HMM? 619 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,491 UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO HOME 620 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:29,993 JUST LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND DID. 621 00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:34,498 NO. 622 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,500 COME HERE. 623 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,501 YEAH. 624 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:38,502 HEY... 625 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,007 WHAT DO YOU SAY 626 00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:48,012 WE MAKE IT TWO SECRETS TONIGHT, HUH? 627 00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,014 SOME PARTY, HUH? 628 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:53,017 OH, YEAH. YOU SAID IT. 629 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,527 I GOT TO GO HOME FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE BACK. 630 00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:04,528 HARRY. 631 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,531 HARRY, WAIT A SECOND. 632 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,533 WHAT ARE YOU GOING HOME FOR? 633 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,535 I'M DIZZY. MY HEAD'S THROBBING. 634 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,537 I WANT TO GET MY PILLS. 635 00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:15,038 DIZZY IS RIGHT. 636 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,041 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE BATHROOM 637 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:20,044 AND SEE IF THEY HAVE SOME ASPIRIN? 638 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:23,047 YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE HOME, HARRY. 639 00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:36,060 HEY, YOU. THIS YOUR CAR? 640 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,062 YOU DON'T LEAVE A CAR 641 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,564 WITH THE WHEELS HALFWAY IN THE ROAD. 642 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:42,065 THAT'S HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 643 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,568 I'M SORRY, OFFICER. I WASN'T THINKING. 644 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,069 WELL, NEXT TIME, THINK. 645 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:47,571 I'LL LET YOU GO NOW... 646 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,093 GREAT. RAIN. 647 00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:16,100 GIVE ME A SWIG OF THIS STUFF. 648 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,601 THERE YOU GO, MAN. 649 00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,104 A LITTLE SUPER UNLEADED. 650 00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,107 GOOD STUFF, HUH? 651 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:33,617 SHH. 652 00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:35,118 OH. 653 00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:37,621 OH. OH. 654 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,123 OH. 655 00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,625 IT'S O.K. 656 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:47,130 SHH. 657 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:05,149 IT'S BETTER THAN STAYING HOME ALONE, HUH? 658 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,153 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU... 659 00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:12,156 YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT AND, UH... 660 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,657 GO GET IT. 661 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,182 YOU LOSE, BUDDY. 662 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,184 THAT'S TOO BAD. 663 00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:49,192 GET INTO BED. THERE YOU GO. 664 00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:51,195 DID YOU HAVE FUN TONIGHT? 665 00:43:51,195 --> 00:43:52,196 YEAH. 666 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,198 YOU REALLY BEAT ME UP. 667 00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,700 YOU MUST BE WORN OUT. 668 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,201 SLEEP WELL. 669 00:43:58,202 --> 00:43:59,203 O.K. 670 00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,205 GOOD NIGHT. 671 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:02,206 NIGHT-LIGHT. 672 00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:05,209 RIGHT HERE? TURN IT ON. 673 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,710 O.K. 674 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,879 ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 675 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:31,902 THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN SHAVES 676 00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,905 AS CLOSE AS A BLADE, OR YOUR MONEY BACK. 677 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,907 HOLD IT. THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN 678 00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:38,909 IS MORE THAN CLOSENESS. LISTEN. 679 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,412 THAT POWERFUL MOTOR 680 00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,913 MAKES REMINGTON A QUICK SHAVE, 681 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:43,914 AND ITS TWO... 682 00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,417 AAH! SHIT! 683 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,918 THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN-- 684 00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:48,919 QUICK, COMFORTABLE. 685 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,421 SHAVES AS CLOSE AS A BLADE, 686 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,923 OR YOUR MONEY BACK. 687 00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:53,924 ATTABOY. 688 00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:54,925 THAT'S REMINGTON. 689 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,972 HEY. HERE SHE COMES. 690 00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,473 HERE SHE COMES. 691 00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:51,482 SHIT. SHE'S SEEN US. SHH. 692 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:54,485 SHE CAN'T SEE US. THERE'S LIGHTS ON INSIDE. 693 00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:22,012 WHY IS SHE WEARING A BATHROBE? 694 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,515 YOU HEAR THAT? 695 00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:25,516 WHAT? 696 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,520 SOUNDS LIKE RUNNING WATER. 697 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:34,524 RUNNING WATER? 698 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:36,026 RUNNING WATER. 699 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,028 SHE'S TAKING A BATH. 700 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:41,031 OH, DAMN. 701 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,041 I'M GOING TO TAKE A BATH. 702 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,043 DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? 703 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,044 MM-HMM. 704 00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:58,048 ALL RIGHT. 705 00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:01,551 WELL, YOUR PARENTS WILL BE HOME VERY SOON, 706 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,053 SO GOOD NIGHT, JIMMY. 707 00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:06,056 NIGHT. 708 00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:30,080 SWEET DREAMS. 709 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,584 YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS. 710 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,107 HA. NICE. 711 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,115 CUTE. 712 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,177 UH...ASPIRIN? 713 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,211 I THINK, UH... 714 00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,213 I'LL JUST GET IN, O.K.? 715 00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:47,217 YEAH. 716 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:56,727 WHO IS IT? 717 00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,229 HARRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 718 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,732 YEAH, YEAH, I'M, UH... 719 00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:03,233 FINE. I'M JUST, UH... 720 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:05,235 JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ASPIRIN. 721 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,745 HONEY, YOU STILL THERE? 722 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:15,746 YES. 723 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:19,249 THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY ASPIRIN. 724 00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,750 REALLY? 725 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,252 YEAH, REALLY. 726 00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,256 WELL, SHOULD I ASK BILL? 727 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,259 THEY MUST HAVE SOMETHING STRONG IN THE HOUSE. 728 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,262 YOU WANT ME TO GO ASK SOMEBODY 729 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,264 IF THEY BROUGHT SOMETHING? 730 00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:35,765 NO. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 731 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,267 YOU JUST STAY PUT, 732 00:50:37,267 --> 00:50:39,769 AND I'LL JUST GO ON HOME 733 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,272 AND GET SOME OF MY PRESCRIPTION. 734 00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:44,774 I'LL BE BACK IN A FLASH. 735 00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,777 DON'T WORRY. 736 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,278 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 737 00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:49,779 HOLD THE LADDER. 738 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,841 SHH. SHH. 739 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,861 WELL... 740 00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,865 HI. 741 00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,870 I JUST CAME BY TO SEE 742 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,872 IF YOU'RE BEING A GOOD GIRL. 743 00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,380 WHY DON'T YOU LEAN OVER? 744 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,385 AS LONG AS I'M HERE, 745 00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:39,389 I MIGHT AS WELL SOAP YOUR BACK, HUH? 746 00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:46,396 SHE'S IN THE TUB ALREADY. 747 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,403 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 748 00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:55,905 HE'S PRACTICING HIS SWING FOR TOMORROW, 749 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:59,409 BUT IT WON'T DO HIM A DAMN BIT OF GOOD. 750 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,911 HA HA HA HA. 751 00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,914 SWAT. 752 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:04,915 HEY! 753 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,418 HARRY. 754 00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,419 HARRY. 755 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,921 HOLE IN ONE. 756 00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,427 OH, GOD. 757 00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:19,929 WHY CAN'T YOU EVER BE A HAPPY DRUNK 758 00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,932 INSTEAD OF A SOUR DRUNK? 759 00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:25,936 OH, BOY, IT'S GOING TO BE A TOUGH DAY TOMORROW. 760 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:28,438 YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH RIGHT NOW. 761 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:31,441 HEY, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE, O.K.? 762 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,443 YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN DRIVE? 763 00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:36,446 YEAH, YEAH. 764 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:01,471 OH, YEAH. 765 00:54:01,471 --> 00:54:02,972 OH. 766 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:06,643 MAYBE I'LL JUST SNEAK IN REAL QUIETLY, YOU KNOW, 767 00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:09,145 AND MAYBE SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 768 00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:11,147 "WHOO-OO-OO-OO. 769 00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:12,648 EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR." 770 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:14,651 HEE HEE HEE HEE. 771 00:54:35,171 --> 00:54:37,173 AW, SHIT. 772 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,681 WHOOP. 773 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:48,684 GOD DAMN, I DROPPED IT. 774 00:54:49,185 --> 00:54:50,186 I LOST MY SOAP. 775 00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,188 AAH! HA HA HA! 776 00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:53,189 COME ON. 777 00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,192 HELP ME FIND THE SOAP. 778 00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:57,693 AAH! 779 00:54:57,694 --> 00:54:59,195 WHERE'S THAT SOAP? 780 00:55:01,114 --> 00:55:03,616 DOLLY, HOW COULD YOU LET HARRY DRIVE 781 00:55:03,616 --> 00:55:06,619 IN THE STATE HE'S IN? 782 00:55:14,127 --> 00:55:16,129 TA-DA! 783 00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:18,131 HA HA HA. 784 00:55:18,131 --> 00:55:21,634 I'LL JUST LET HIM SLEEP IT OFF. 785 00:55:21,634 --> 00:55:24,136 HE'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL MY PARTY. 786 00:55:28,141 --> 00:55:31,644 MY MOTHER GOT TO BE TOO MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE. 787 00:55:31,644 --> 00:55:34,146 WE KEPT MY MOTHER HOME FOR A WHILE. 788 00:55:34,147 --> 00:55:37,150 WE DECIDED THERE WERE BETTER HOMES FOR MOM. 789 00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,152 AND DAD HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND. 790 00:55:39,152 --> 00:55:40,653 SHE'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER. 791 00:55:40,653 --> 00:55:43,656 SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HIS DAUGHTER... 792 00:55:43,656 --> 00:55:45,157 OR WHATEVER. 793 00:55:58,671 --> 00:56:02,174 OH, DOLLY, YOU LOOK RAVISHING. 794 00:56:15,688 --> 00:56:17,690 MORE CHAMPAGNE, DOLLY? 795 00:56:19,192 --> 00:56:20,693 STRAIGHT UP. 796 00:56:29,702 --> 00:56:31,203 MMM. 797 00:56:44,717 --> 00:56:47,720 ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR? 798 00:56:52,725 --> 00:56:55,728 THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME... 799 00:56:55,728 --> 00:56:57,229 I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 800 00:57:22,755 --> 00:57:25,257 SHE GETTING OUT TO ANSWER THE PHONE? 801 00:57:26,759 --> 00:57:28,761 A THOUGHT JUST CAME TO ME, JACK. 802 00:57:28,761 --> 00:57:30,262 WHAT? 803 00:57:30,763 --> 00:57:32,765 THINK SHE REMEMBERED TO LOCK THE FRONT DOOR 804 00:57:33,266 --> 00:57:35,768 WHEN SHE SLAMMED IT IN YOUR FACE? 805 00:57:35,768 --> 00:57:37,269 I DON'T KNOW. 806 00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:38,271 OH, MAN. 807 00:57:38,271 --> 00:57:40,773 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 808 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,783 COME ON, YOU LITTLE BITCH. ANSWER THE PHONE. 809 00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:51,784 BILL! 810 00:57:51,784 --> 00:57:52,785 DOLLY. 811 00:57:55,288 --> 00:57:57,790 IT'S, UH... 812 00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:00,292 I WAS CALLING TO SEE IF THE KIDS WERE O.K. 813 00:58:00,293 --> 00:58:02,795 HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE. 814 00:58:04,797 --> 00:58:05,798 MORE CHAMPAGNE, DOLLY? 815 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:07,800 OH, BILL. 816 00:58:09,302 --> 00:58:12,305 I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DRINK SO MUCH. 817 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:29,321 ONLY WHEN YOU BABYSIT. 818 00:59:33,386 --> 00:59:35,388 WHOA. 819 00:59:38,891 --> 00:59:39,892 SHIT. 820 00:59:39,892 --> 00:59:41,393 WHO IS IT? 821 00:59:41,394 --> 00:59:44,397 UH... 822 00:59:44,397 --> 00:59:45,898 UM... 823 00:59:48,401 --> 00:59:51,404 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 824 01:00:08,421 --> 01:00:12,925 I THINK YOU CAME IN JUST TO SEE ME IN THE TUB. 825 01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:17,930 YOU'RE A VERY BAD BOY, JIMMY. 826 01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:20,933 JIMMY. 827 01:00:22,435 --> 01:00:23,936 SINCE YOU BOTHERED ME, 828 01:00:23,936 --> 01:00:26,438 YOU MIGHT AS WELL SOAP MY BACK. 829 01:00:51,464 --> 01:00:52,465 I... 830 01:00:52,965 --> 01:00:54,967 I DROPPED THE SOAP. 831 01:00:56,469 --> 01:00:59,472 WELL, HELP ME FIND IT, JIMMY. 832 01:01:03,476 --> 01:01:05,478 HELP ME FIND IT. 833 01:01:18,491 --> 01:01:21,994 MAN, I PLAYED THIS TRICK ON MY BABYSITTER A MILLION TIMES. 834 01:01:22,495 --> 01:01:24,997 YOU GO INSIDE THE HOUSE AND CALL THE NUMBER. 835 01:01:25,498 --> 01:01:28,000 THE SECOND THE CALL GOES THROUGH, HANG UP. 836 01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:31,003 THE PHONE'LL RING, BUT THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY THERE. 837 01:01:31,504 --> 01:01:32,505 I DON'T KNOW. 838 01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:36,008 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT. THIS IS GOING TO WORK. 839 01:01:36,509 --> 01:01:38,010 WHEN SHE PICKS IT UP, 840 01:01:38,511 --> 01:01:41,013 TELL HER THERE'S A PROWLER IN THE HOUSE. 841 01:01:41,514 --> 01:01:43,015 THAT'LL BE GOOD. THERE'S A PROWLER, 842 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:46,018 AND YOU WANT TO COME AND PROTECT HER. 843 01:01:59,031 --> 01:02:00,032 HELLO, DOLLY. 844 01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,043 THEY'RE GOING TO CART ME OFF 845 01:02:11,043 --> 01:02:14,046 TO AN OLD FOLKS HOME IN A WHEELBARROW... 846 01:02:26,058 --> 01:02:27,559 OH, TO HELL WITH IT. 847 01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:39,071 DOLLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 848 01:02:39,572 --> 01:02:40,072 WHAT IS IT? 849 01:02:40,573 --> 01:02:43,075 IT'S BILL. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 850 01:02:43,075 --> 01:02:46,078 YES! EVERYTHING'S FINE. 851 01:02:49,081 --> 01:02:51,083 I'M GOING BACK TO THE PARTY. 852 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,584 YOU HANDLE IT? 853 01:03:02,595 --> 01:03:04,096 TELL ME IF I CAN HELP. 854 01:04:36,939 --> 01:04:39,441 JESUS. 855 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:55,458 HELLO? 856 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,959 TUCKER RESIDENCE. 857 01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:01,464 HELLO. 858 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:03,966 HELLO. 859 01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:07,970 WHO IS THIS? 860 01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,472 HELLO--AAH! 861 01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:12,475 AAH! 862 01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:13,476 AAH! 863 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:14,477 OH! 864 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:16,479 IT'S ME. IT'S ME. RELAX. 865 01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:19,482 I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. FROM JACK. 866 01:05:19,482 --> 01:05:20,983 HE'S RIPPED. 867 01:05:20,983 --> 01:05:22,484 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 868 01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:23,986 JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 869 01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,989 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 870 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:27,990 I DON'T KNOW. 871 01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,992 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 872 01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:31,994 BUT YOU BOTH BETTER LEAVE. 873 01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:33,996 LISTEN. LISTEN, I'M SORRY. O.K. 874 01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:35,998 THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 875 01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:39,001 YEAH. YEAH. BAD IDEA. 876 01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:42,505 UH, THE THING IS, IS, UH... 877 01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:45,007 WE WERE DOING A LITTLE DRINKING TONIGHT, 878 01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,508 AND WE'RE BOTH KIND OF HAMMERED. 879 01:05:47,009 --> 01:05:49,511 I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE DRIVING. 880 01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:52,515 I MEAN, THE STREETS ARE WET AND ALL THAT. 881 01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:55,518 I MEAN, I'LL DRIVE IF I HAVE TO, 882 01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:57,520 BUT IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS. 883 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,523 I'D RATHER HAVE YOU PISSED OFF AT US 884 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:05,528 AND, YOU KNOW, NOT HURT ANYBODY OR OURSELVES. 885 01:06:05,528 --> 01:06:09,532 CAN'T WE JUST HAVE, LIKE, 15 MINUTES OR SOMETHING? 886 01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:13,035 WE CAN HANG OUT AND SOBER UP A LITTLE. 887 01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:17,539 ONE CUP OF COFFEE, YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF HERE. 888 01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,544 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, MAN? 889 01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:28,050 HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH, MAN. 890 01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:31,053 WHAT? 891 01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:32,554 IT'S ENOUGH! 892 01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:37,560 AND WHO SAYS? 893 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,561 I DO. 894 01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:40,062 OH, YOU DO, HUH? 895 01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:41,563 YEAH. 896 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,065 WELL, FUCK YOU, MAN. 897 01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:45,067 NO, SEE, UH, I SAY WHEN. 898 01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:53,576 GOD DAMN, JACK. 899 01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:02,584 THANKS, MAN. 900 01:07:13,095 --> 01:07:15,097 SHIT. 901 01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:26,108 TILTED HER, MAN. 902 01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:29,611 FUCK. 903 01:07:29,612 --> 01:07:33,115 WE GOT TO GET HER OUT OF HERE, MAN. 904 01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:47,630 OH, NO. COME ON, MARK. 905 01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:49,131 HE'S JUST A KID. 906 01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:50,632 WE GOT TO, MAN... 907 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,136 OR WE'RE DEAD. 908 01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:01,143 MY GOD, YOU GUYS. GO TO BED. 909 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,645 EVERYTHING'S O.K. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 910 01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,147 WHO ARE THEY? 911 01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:07,149 THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS OF MINE. 912 01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:09,651 PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS. GO TO BED. 913 01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:13,656 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A REST HOME. 914 01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:15,658 DOLLY, IT'S O.K. 915 01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:19,161 NOBODY'S GOING TO MAKE YOU GO TO A REST HOME. 916 01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:21,163 ALL HE DOES IS FANTASIZE 917 01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,664 ABOUT THE GODDAMN BABYSITTER! 918 01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,679 MR. TUCKER! 919 01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:40,182 SORRY. 920 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,685 I JUST, UH... 921 01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:45,688 WANTED SOME...ASPIRIN. 922 01:08:49,191 --> 01:08:50,192 MR. TUCKER-- 923 01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:53,195 THIS ISN'T THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LITTLE GIRL. 924 01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:55,197 YOU KNOW? 925 01:08:55,197 --> 01:08:56,698 MR. TUCKER! 926 01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:59,201 MR. TUCKER! AAH! 927 01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:07,209 DOLLY. DOLLY, HERE. LET ME DO THIS. 928 01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:12,715 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? DID DOLLY FALL IN? 929 01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:14,717 NO, DOLLY FELL OUT! 930 01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:21,223 I'M DRUNK. 931 01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,228 COFFEE'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. 932 01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:27,729 THANKS. 933 01:09:32,735 --> 01:09:35,237 CAN I-- CAN I SMOKE IN HERE? 934 01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:37,239 NO. 935 01:10:09,772 --> 01:10:13,275 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SOUNDS OR ANYTHING, DO YOU? 936 01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,276 SOUNDS? 937 01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:15,777 MUSIC? 938 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:23,285 THERE. MUSIC. 939 01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:26,288 AFTER THE COFFEE, YOU LEAVE. 940 01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:10,833 I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON THE COFFEE. 941 01:11:35,357 --> 01:11:37,859 ALL RIGHT, JACK. 942 01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:42,864 OHH! 943 01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:45,367 GIVE HER A LITTLE LESSON THERE. 944 01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:55,877 THERE. I DID IT. 945 01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:18,400 JACK. 946 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,904 JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 947 01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:24,907 JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! 948 01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:27,909 I W-W-- 949 01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:30,412 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO DO? 950 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:35,918 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 951 01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:38,921 YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IT WITH MARK HERE? 952 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,422 I WOUL--Mark. 953 01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,927 YOU'RE REALLY, TRULY A SICK FUCK. 954 01:12:45,928 --> 01:12:47,429 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 955 01:12:52,434 --> 01:12:54,436 JACK, STOP. THAT'S ENOUGH. 956 01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:55,938 JACK, STOP! 957 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,940 YOU WON, ALL RIGHT? 958 01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:30,472 UHH... 959 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:39,481 BITCH! 960 01:13:44,486 --> 01:13:48,490 I CAN'T GO WITHOUT MY GODDAMN KEYS! 961 01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:53,595 OH, MY. WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK? 962 01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,597 ABOUT WHAT? 963 01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:58,099 ABOUT YOU AND ME. 964 01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,601 COME AGAIN? 965 01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:04,606 WELL, DON'T YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE? 966 01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:07,609 DOLLY, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 967 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:12,614 YOU'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME. 968 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:15,116 WHAT? 969 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,619 YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE. 970 01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:19,621 WELL, DOLLY... 971 01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,623 YOU...YOU'VE BEEN ASKING ME 972 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,626 IF I WANT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR. 973 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,128 ISN'T THAT IT? 974 01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:28,129 DOLLY. 975 01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:41,643 OHH! 976 01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:48,650 OHH. WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK? 977 01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:51,653 DOLLY! YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK SO MUCH. 978 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,656 OH, GOD! 979 01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:05,167 MAYBE IF I WAS A GIRL, HUH? 980 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:08,170 IF I WAS LIKE A RIPE YOUNG GIRL, 981 01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:09,671 LIKE 16 OR SO. 982 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:16,678 YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT THAT, DON'T YOU, BILLY? 983 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,680 YOU JUST GET ONE CHANCE. 984 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:34,696 WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 985 01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:35,697 NOTHING, TUCKER. 986 01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:37,198 DOLLY AND I WERE JUST-- 987 01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,701 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GIVE ME MY GODDAMN KEYS. 988 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,703 COME ON! HMM? 989 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:51,212 SUIT YOURSELF. 990 01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:57,719 SHUT UP, HARRY! 991 01:15:57,719 --> 01:15:59,721 YEAH! 992 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:06,228 ON A COUCH ON TOP OF THE GODDAMN KITCHEN TABLE, 993 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:09,231 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HA HA HA HA HA. 994 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:33,755 DOLLY, MY GOD, NO! 995 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:37,259 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I CAN EXPLAIN. REALLY! 996 01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:46,268 HEH HEH HEH! 997 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,286 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 998 01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:06,788 JESUS, WHAT A MONKEY. 999 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:09,290 THIS WAS ALL YOUR IDEA, PAL. 1000 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,792 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 1001 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:13,294 LIKE YOU DIDN'T FUCKIN' DRAG ME OVER HERE. 1002 01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:14,796 THIS WAS HIS IDEA! 1003 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,299 COULD YOU PLEASE JUST BOTH LEAVE? 1004 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,800 YOU'LL BE SORRY, MARK. 1005 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,801 GREAT. THREATEN ME. 1006 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:22,303 ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF TALK? 1007 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:23,805 YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME. 1008 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,309 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD WHAT PERVERT BOY HAD IN MIND. 1009 01:17:27,809 --> 01:17:29,310 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST BOTH LEAVE? 1010 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:31,813 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TROUBLE. 1011 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,818 I'M SORRY. 1012 01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,322 YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO. 1013 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:45,326 I TOLD HIM THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1014 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:48,830 HOW YOU DON'T REALLY DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS. 1015 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,838 WAIT A MINUTE. 1016 01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,343 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1017 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:04,846 YOU LET HIM DO IT TO YOU, DIDN'T YOU? 1018 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,347 EXCUSE ME? 1019 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,850 YOU LET MARK DO IT TO YOU. 1020 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,352 WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH? WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH? 1021 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,356 JACK, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! AH! 1022 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:21,363 OHH. 1023 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:25,366 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, JACK? 1024 01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:30,371 I NEVER FUCKED HIM, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 1025 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,375 IF THAT'S WHY YOU CAME OVER HERE. 1026 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,876 YOU WERE SET UP? 1027 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,878 HE SET YOU UP? DON'T! 1028 01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:38,379 YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 1029 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,882 FUCK YOU. 1030 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,384 AND FUCK YOU, TOO, YOU LIAR. 1031 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,388 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL OR NOT ANYMORE. 1032 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,390 BUT YOU ARE DEAD, BUDDY. 1033 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,891 YOU ARE DEAD! 1034 01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:52,393 JACK! STOP! 1035 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,396 JACK! JACK, STOP IT! 1036 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,398 JACK, COME ON! 1037 01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:03,405 JACK! STOP! 1038 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,407 JUST STOP IT! 1039 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:08,410 MARK, JACK! 1040 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,411 MARK! 1041 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,913 GET OUT OF HERE! 1042 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:15,917 ENOUGH! 1043 01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,921 I OUGHT TO FUCKING KILL YOU! 1044 01:19:21,923 --> 01:19:23,925 GUYS! COME ON! 1045 01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:24,926 STOP IT! 1046 01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,436 AH! 1047 01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:37,939 STOP IT! 1048 01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:40,942 STOP IT! STOP IT! 1049 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:42,944 MARK! 1050 01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:46,447 JACK! MARK! 1051 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,450 MARK! 1052 01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:57,458 YES. POLICE? 1053 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,461 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 1054 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:04,966 MARK! NO! 1055 01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:05,967 STOP IT! 1056 01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,991 MARK! NO! 1057 01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:31,492 GOOD NIGHT, MAN. 1058 01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:32,994 UGH! 1059 01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:48,009 AAH! 1060 01:21:04,025 --> 01:21:06,027 NO! NO! 1061 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:08,029 AAH! AH! 1062 01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:09,530 SHUT UP! 1063 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,032 SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 1064 01:21:11,032 --> 01:21:12,533 LAY DOWN. 1065 01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,539 AAH! 1066 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,540 HELP! 1067 01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:46,067 OH, SHIT! 1068 01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,592 OH... 1069 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:16,551 YOU O.K.? 1070 01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:19,554 COME ON. 1071 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:24,059 I'LL TAKE YOU HOME NOW IF YOU LIKE. 1072 01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:30,064 I WANT TO ASK YOU SOME MORE QUESTIONS LATER. 1073 01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:37,071 JENNIFER... 1074 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,079 I DON'T GET IT, JACK. 1075 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,082 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 68212

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