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Hey, come on.
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Yeah, come on. Yeah. Yeah.
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Gonna have to circle back to that.
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Come here, Pepper.
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Come eat your, uh...
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Fire!
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Wake up! Fire!
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Really? Nothing?
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"When Clowns Fall Down" is on TV!
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Oh, "Clowns" is on! Oh! There's a fire!
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Ray, DVR the clowns, and
let's get out of here!
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Dylan, out! Dad, take this!
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- Ray?
- Wow, what's gotten into him?
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I suppose you don't really know
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how you're gonna react to an emergency
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until you're in one.
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You know what I mean?
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I wonder how I'd react in an emergency.
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- This is one! Get out!
- Yes, sir!
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Oh, I'm a follower.
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Now!
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Well, we found our culprit...
These cheap, old lights.
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They're brand-new.
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To us. I don't know...
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when the raccoon I fought
for them purchased them.
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Please don't judge us.
Money's been really tight.
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We've had to buy our house,
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pay for hospital
bills, so you know what?
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We could really do
without the light-shaming.
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That's much longer than
it usually takes her
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to go on the offensive. That's respect.
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Well, I'm sorry you
lost all your presents.
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Don't worry.
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No, those are fake presents
until we could afford real ones.
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They were just boxes full
of newspaper and sawdust.
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Or, in your parlance, fuel.
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You don't talk to our insurance, do you?
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DiMeooooos!
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Oh, thank God.
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Were you out clubbing?
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And does that look really work for you?
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Hey, last week, I
convinced three sturdy...
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Not the time.
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Mom, Dad, our presents.
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No child should have
to bury her presents.
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Aww, don't worry, Dylan. I can...
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You can what?! What can you do, Kenneth?
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Please, tell me.
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You can bring back my
presents? Is that what you do?!
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Look, I'm sorry. It's
been a very hectic night.
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I was gonna say I can
bring you my presents.
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I don't want to overhype,
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but I gave a pretty penny to
the estate of Steve Jobs...
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Whoa!
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Okay, okay, all right. Well,
I don't want to be a one-upper,
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but our presents were... one better.
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VR headsets for Ray
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and movie-editing software for JJ,
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and a My Little Pony...
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for Jimmy.
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And a...
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dirt bike for Dylan!
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Wow, Mom. They're gone, but
you sure take care of us.
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I know I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
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Say, Maya, d-did you happen to get me
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that book I wanted
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called "This is Questionable Behavior"?
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I didn't, but I did get one
called "A Victimless Crime."
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Is it by the same guy who
wrote "But To What End"?
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No, it's by the woman who wrote
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"What They Don't Know, Won't Hurt Them."
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Wow, I read a lot of books,
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but I've never heard of any of these.
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Yeah, I know 'em.
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Excuse me, I was told you're
the hero who saved the family.
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Oh, uh...
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Wow, I-I guess I am a hero.
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Uh, I mean, I've been
heroic a few other times,
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but only in dreams.
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One time, I stopped a group of guys
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from robbing a bank
full of girls I like.
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"Exhausting."
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I know.
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Eh, still gotta do my walk-behind.
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I just got up 'cause
I heard the dog bark.
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But I suppose if a
boy wakes up his family
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and gets everybody out
safely, he's a hero.
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Baba-booey!
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Go, Sox!
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I'm sorry about her.
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What is this?
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A-A surprise for me?
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"Merry Christmas to my Big Buddy."
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Isn't this exciting?
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JJ told me you want to
coach, and we have an opening.
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Coach Cox took a leave
of absence for some...
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troubling reasons...
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Oh.
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Writing a novel.
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Oh, okay.
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I can't believe I'm gonna coach!
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Your girls' basketball team.
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Hard pass!
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Oh, you heard him, girls!
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Harder passes!
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Ow!
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No, I'm passing. I can't
coach girls' basketball.
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What's wrong? You're not sexist...?
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Yup.
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I'm a sexist.
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I'm a big, ol' sexist.
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And there will be no more talk of this.
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The man has s-spoken.
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Okay, fine, I'm no sexist.
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I just have a very
complicated relationship
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with girls' basketball.
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Okay, dude.
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Watch what happens when I Google
"Kenneth Clements basketball."
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Yeah, did you mean "Kendall Clements"?
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That's my sister.
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I was good at basketball,
but she was great.
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And she and my other sister, Kiki,
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just loved rubbing my nose in it.
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If I scored 20, Kendall would score 40.
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If I scored 50...
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Okay, I never scored
50. What's that look?
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Are you a long-lost third witch
sister I don't know about?!
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I wanna coach, but girls' basketball,
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that's Kendall's world.
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I just can't go there.
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Okay, I think our story's coming up.
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This is going to be huge for me.
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Thanks, Grant. Sounds like
those elephants had a Hanukkah
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they'll never forget.
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And now, a story about a family
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that narrowly avoided having
a nightmare before Christmas.
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Picture a hero. In your mind,
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he's probably not a little guy, is he?
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And he probably doesn't
have wild, unkempt hair
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or drink out of the toilet.
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What? One time!
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Dylan put ghost pepper in my toothpaste.
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But last night, the DiMeo
family spelled "hero"
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"D-O-G."
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Dog hero? What a fun angle.
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Is the news always this good?
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But that's not what happened.
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Don't believe me?
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Listen to what this boy had
to say about little Pepper.
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He's a hero.
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Dolph?!
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No, I am a hero!
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I saved you guys!
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Ray, it doesn't matter.
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Seriously, look, who cares
what they say about...
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Shut up, I'm on TV!
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It stinks because our
parents worked so hard
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to get us all these great presents
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even though money's been tight.
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VR headsets, dirt bikes,
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my brother's "Harry Potter"
fan fiction in hardback,
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one of those robot vacuums.
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Hey, my lie is famous.
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Hey, Dolph, you missed a spot.
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Okay, Dylan. You can
mock me all you want,
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but I've decided not to let Pepper
getting all the credit bug me.
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I'm not gonna get jealous of a dog.
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I have to rise above it.
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It's either that or I
let it drive me insane.
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Ooh, that sounds more
fun. Let's do that.
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Yay! Pizza's here!
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Mrs. DiMeo? Hi, I'm Candy Kensington.
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I'm from the Newport Beach chapter
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of the charity Santa's Purpose.
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We're doing our Jinglethon fundraiser
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at Lafayette this week.
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Why not "Santa's Cause"?
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Oh, wow, yeah, um...
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That's much snappier.
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Anyhoo, um, may I?
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So, part of our mission is, uh,
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bringing the joy of Christmas
to less fortunate families.
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Oh, no, no, we're not
in need of charity.
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- We thought you were food!
- I'm starving!
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Oh, shush!
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Well, we heard your family's story,
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and we were just heartbroken.
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So we've decided to
replace all of your gifts!
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- What?
- No way! Okay, bring them in!
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Whoa!
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- Is that a dirt bike?
- Right over there.
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Oh, my gosh, VR goggles! This
is the best Christmas ever!
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Mom! Can I ride this in the house?
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Uhh...
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Ooh!
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Oh, my God, Jimmy. What have I done?
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You defrauded a charity at Christmas.
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Well...
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anything can sound bad if you say it.
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- Whooo!
- Whoa!
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Okay, yeah!
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Bad bird!
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- Oh, look out for that panther!
- Ah!
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Ohh, Jimmy, I feel so awful.
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Why did I lie?
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We've got to give these gifts back.
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Oh, do we?
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Think of the kids.
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Darling, no matter what,
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the kids cannot find out what happened.
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You lied to us?
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We're losing our presents?
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You know...
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you should really try these
while we still have them.
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JJ, I'm all for surprises,
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but if I'm blindfolded,
it's hard for us to talk.
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It's no problem, man.
I can talk for him.
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Anything to get those five stars.
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What do you want me to read, baby?
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No, man!
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Watch the road!
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Can we just sit in silence?
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Whatever you say, boss, all right?
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Anything to get those five stars, baby.
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We are here.
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It's The Cheesecake Factory, isn't it?
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Oh, you know how I love cheesecake.
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Hi, Kenneth!
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Wha...
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This Cheesecake Factory sounds
a lot like my terrible sisters!
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Yo, DiMeo. Is it true?
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Did your dog carry JJ
to safety with his teeth?
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No, of course...
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You know what?
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Yes. Yes, he did.
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Pepper is a great dog.
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My family is safe.
That's what's important.
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Hey, Blake, what would you do
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if I told you the real
hero is actually here...
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...right now?
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Come here, Pepper!
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Oh, my gosh!
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It is so nice to meet you, JJ.
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And, Kenneth, you looking good.
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What did you do, fall
in the Fountain of Youth?
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Oh, you're so sweet, Kiki.
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Anybody want cookies?
Fresh from the oven.
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Sure. Sounds great!
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I hope you get stuck in the oven.
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What are we doing here?
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"Make your peace with them so
you can coach like you want.
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They seem lovely."
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Oh, lovely, huh?
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Watch.
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Ladies, I have some exciting news.
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I was offered the, uh, job
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of girls' basketball coach.
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Basketball?
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You don't even know
anything about basketball!
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I played at a high level
in high school and college!
262
00:09:57,724 --> 00:10:00,158
All right, Broken Stereo.
263
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,027
"Why do they call you 'Broken St... '"
264
00:10:02,029 --> 00:10:04,331
Dude, don't set them up like that, man!
265
00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:07,186
Because he can't play.
266
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:10,268
Because he sucks at basketball!
267
00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:12,704
Kendall, I-I said "broken"
268
00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:15,123
because when the radio
don't play, he can't...
269
00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:16,334
Y-You don't get it?
270
00:10:16,337 --> 00:10:17,742
You know what? Never mind. He sucks!
271
00:10:17,744 --> 00:10:18,894
- High five, up top!
- Yeah!
272
00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:20,764
You see, JJ?
273
00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,708
Hello, darlings. Did
you have a wonderful day?
274
00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:51,676
Great, sad it's done.
275
00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,746
Well, do I have good news for you.
276
00:10:54,748 --> 00:10:56,615
We're volunteering at the Jinglethon.
277
00:10:56,617 --> 00:10:57,716
What? Why?
278
00:10:57,718 --> 00:10:59,117
Do you want to give the presents back?
279
00:10:59,119 --> 00:11:02,153
You keep the presents' name
out of your filthy mouth!
280
00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:05,891
Well, we can't pay for them,
so we're donating our time.
281
00:11:05,893 --> 00:11:09,361
After all, time is
money, except we have it.
282
00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:10,959
Kenneth the coach.
283
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,665
What you gonna teach them
how to do, Kenneth? Lose?
284
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,355
Yeah, like, how to get beat?
285
00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:18,870
Kendall, it's the same thing!
286
00:11:18,872 --> 00:11:20,238
They're synonyms!
287
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,973
I didn't even want to come here.
288
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,608
Is there nothing else we can talk about?
289
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,510
Actually, um...
290
00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:30,916
Yeah, there is something
I need to tell you.
291
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,651
I went to the doctor last week...
292
00:11:32,653 --> 00:11:33,485
Yeah?
293
00:11:33,487 --> 00:11:35,872
He saw something on my X-ray,
294
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,576
and it was bad. It was really bad.
295
00:11:38,579 --> 00:11:39,639
What was it?
296
00:11:40,694 --> 00:11:43,428
Your jumpshot, sucka!
297
00:11:47,234 --> 00:11:50,635
I'm-live for a long time,
you Good Halloween House.
298
00:11:50,637 --> 00:11:51,903
"Why do you call him 'Good'..."
299
00:11:51,905 --> 00:11:53,605
What did I say about teeing them up?
300
00:11:53,607 --> 00:11:56,641
'Cause he got big ol' butterfingers!
301
00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,643
You don't even play, Kiki!
302
00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:00,045
Kendall's the good one!
303
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:01,146
Stop dancing!
304
00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:03,715
And I'm not bad at basketball.
305
00:12:03,717 --> 00:12:05,083
Rejected!
306
00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,418
In your face!
307
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,587
That's it! We're settling
this on the court.
308
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:11,022
If I win, you two shut up forever.
309
00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:13,979
If you score once, we'll shut up.
310
00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,237
Deal.
311
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,162
Deal.
312
00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:19,798
Deal, British Airways.
313
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,201
"Why do they call..."
314
00:12:21,204 --> 00:12:22,795
Dude, stop!
315
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,885
Right, we are here
for one reason only...
316
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:30,955
To work off the presents we took.
317
00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:33,124
Right? We will not take anything.
318
00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:35,223
I brought that.
319
00:12:35,226 --> 00:12:38,527
- Hey! Welcome, DiMeos.
- Hello, Candy.
320
00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,864
We could use plenty of help
here in the donation center,
321
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:44,268
but I do have a solo
task for one of you.
322
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,603
Although I wish it could be you.
323
00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,268
Isn't that right, you little life saver?
324
00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:48,606
I'll do it.
325
00:12:48,608 --> 00:12:50,474
Perfect.
326
00:12:50,476 --> 00:12:52,777
Ooh, I'm gonna get you a bell.
327
00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:58,045
I just got a $500 donation!
328
00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,583
Score one good deed for the DiMeos!
329
00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:00,748
$500?
330
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,286
That means we've
reached this hour's goal.
331
00:13:02,288 --> 00:13:03,768
Hey, listen up, everybody.
332
00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:06,524
Maya wins the hourly incentive.
333
00:13:06,526 --> 00:13:10,895
Two box seats to the
Ducks game, valued at $600.
334
00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:14,701
You've gotta be kidding me...
335
00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:15,943
You're right.
336
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,269
Bring the whole family...
Five box seats! Yay!
337
00:13:20,106 --> 00:13:22,640
Good job.
338
00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,451
Yeah!
339
00:13:33,453 --> 00:13:34,719
How's my butt taste?
340
00:13:34,721 --> 00:13:36,053
I don't know, Kiki!
341
00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:37,688
It's her butt I'm tasting, okay?
342
00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:51,302
Did anyone taste my butt?
343
00:13:52,739 --> 00:13:55,940
- How do you like your new Santa?
- He's great!
344
00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:57,441
You and I don't have any beef.
345
00:13:57,443 --> 00:13:58,442
Just Dylan.
346
00:13:58,444 --> 00:13:59,877
Yeah, it was Dylan messing with me,
347
00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,112
and I'm not crazy.
348
00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:03,114
I don't have a feud with a dog.
349
00:14:04,117 --> 00:14:05,850
Good talk.
350
00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,122
Hey, no!
351
00:14:11,124 --> 00:14:12,423
Those could have chocolate.
352
00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:14,625
Wah!
353
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:22,166
Ray, did you eat that whole cake?
354
00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:23,901
That was for all the volunteers.
355
00:14:23,903 --> 00:14:25,669
No, it was the dog.
356
00:14:26,973 --> 00:14:29,040
Pepper? Did you set me up?
357
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,841
Are you blaming the hero dog?
358
00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,009
It was him!
359
00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:34,178
And I saved the family, not Pepper!
360
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,414
He was probably barking
at a squirrel or something
361
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,882
'cause he's just a dumb dog!
362
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,886
That Dolph kid hates the hero dog!
363
00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:50,098
Good news, I've raised thousands
of dollars for these people.
364
00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:51,328
You know, our debt is paid.
365
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,182
We can now go home, put on our goggles,
366
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,832
and kill some giraffes!
367
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:57,310
We're supposed to be setting them free.
368
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,451
Oh.
369
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:02,980
Mrs. DiMeo, before you
go, just one more thing.
370
00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,242
Jinglethoners, television audience,
371
00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:09,013
we all know about the
DiMeo family tragedy,
372
00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:10,448
yet they persevered,
373
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:13,084
and they all showed
up to volunteer today.
374
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,152
So, as a thank-you,
375
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:18,856
we are going to give the
DiMeos all of today's proceeds!
376
00:15:23,329 --> 00:15:25,896
No, no! Please, stop giving us things.
377
00:15:25,898 --> 00:15:28,076
You don't get it! We're liars!
378
00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:29,800
The presents that burned under our tree
379
00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:31,362
were collectively worth $7.
380
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,404
Don't judge her.
381
00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:35,673
The stuff showed up,
and, yeah, we kept it!
382
00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:37,865
Would you have done anything different?
383
00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:39,693
Well, somebody call Heaven.
384
00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:42,113
We just found a bunch
of new Christmas angels.
385
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,154
Yeah.
386
00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:46,683
Oh, yeah, go on, then. Waa-waa-waa.
387
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:48,419
We don't care. Go on. Boo all you want.
388
00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:52,022
That's actually quite hurtful.
389
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:54,654
Out, out, out. Out
through the grotto. Out.
390
00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:58,600
Wait, where's the dog?
391
00:15:58,603 --> 00:15:59,968
Oh, I left him with this old couple.
392
00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,389
They said they'd drop him home later.
393
00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:02,703
Oh, he's back there somewhere.
394
00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,371
I'm sorry, I can't stop lying!
395
00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:05,420
Weirdos!
396
00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:08,642
You've seen a choir before.
397
00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:09,843
Let's go!
398
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,745
JJ, what are you doing here?
399
00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,018
"Kenneth needs elec-tro-lytes."
400
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:15,453
Well, I've got no questions.
401
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,498
Quick, come on, come on, come on.
402
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:22,055
Look, we're hiding from a mob
of Santa-loving DiMeo haters,
403
00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:23,957
and I'm sorry I got us
into this stupid mess.
404
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,226
I just saw the chance to give you
everything you've always wanted,
405
00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:28,287
and then I couldn't say no.
406
00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,432
- ♪ Silent night ♪
- "That's ridiculous, Mom.
407
00:16:30,435 --> 00:16:33,700
Sure, we're hiding
like hunted criminals,
408
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,702
- ♪ Holy night ♪
- but we have each other.
409
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,451
That's what matters."
410
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,739
- ♪ All is calm ♪
- RAY: JJ's right.
411
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,073
This Christmas more than ever.
412
00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:41,708
Our house could've burned down.
413
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,276
- ♪ All is bright ♪
- We could've died!
414
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,445
And Ray saved us.
415
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,581
I know, but you guys are being sweet,
416
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,745
and songs about America always get me.
417
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,874
- ♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
- It's "Silent Night."
418
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,686
- ♪ Mother and Child ♪
- It wouldn't kill us expose her to church.
419
00:16:52,688 --> 00:16:54,688
- No.
- That's why I'm torturing you.
420
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,189
I couldn't handle that it was you,
421
00:16:56,191 --> 00:16:57,791
but you did save us.
422
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,159
You're a hero, Ray.
423
00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:02,651
Wow. I honestly don't care
what anyone thinks now.
424
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,357
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
425
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,566
All right, Kenneth
needs his electrolytes.
426
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,670
The coast is clear.
427
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:12,239
Pepper, you found them.
428
00:17:13,154 --> 00:17:14,307
Traitor.
429
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,568
"Get up." Why?
430
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,839
Kendall's just gonna
knock me back on my butt.
431
00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:25,886
"Think of all the
times I tried something
432
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:29,322
and I failed first and wanted to quit,
433
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:32,059
but you made me keep going."
434
00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:34,027
Yeah, well, I'm not like you.
435
00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:35,295
I hate failure.
436
00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:40,167
"You worry about me next year.
437
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:43,177
I worry about you.
438
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:49,509
I want you to have
something when I'm gone."
439
00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:52,334
And you think coaching is it?
440
00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:55,015
Me, too.
441
00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:56,149
I can do this.
442
00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:57,551
It's only 50 to zero.
443
00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:58,752
51.
444
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:01,529
In no universe was that a 3, Kendall!
445
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:03,294
Ms. Kensington, we're very sorry.
446
00:18:03,297 --> 00:18:04,329
Well, you should be.
447
00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:05,565
But, thanks to your family,
448
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,761
donations are pouring in like
never before. Look at that.
449
00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:09,651
$100 from Christmas Carly...
450
00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:12,132
"Hope this helps after you
got scammed by those monsters."
451
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,174
Oh, that's us.
452
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,143
$200 from DanTheMan45...
453
00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:18,171
"Save X-Mas! Can't let
the DiMeos win!" Aww.
454
00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:19,706
"Get well soon, Beth"?
455
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,209
Oh, I think that might've
been a medical GoFundMe.
456
00:18:22,211 --> 00:18:23,610
- Oh.
- Anyhoo, you know,
457
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,932
I always wanted people
to give out of love,
458
00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:28,276
but it turns out,
disgust works even better.
459
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,617
So, in a weird way, we did a good thing.
460
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,299
Even though everyone
thinks that we're awful.
461
00:18:33,302 --> 00:18:35,088
Who cares what everyone thinks?
462
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:36,590
I know I don't anymore.
463
00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:39,960
Hold on. What if we
could do even more good
464
00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:42,562
by seeming even more bad?
465
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,931
All right, here we go.
466
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,299
Boom, baby!
467
00:18:47,302 --> 00:18:49,069
Oh, Canada.
468
00:18:50,472 --> 00:18:52,404
I don't know!
469
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:55,096
I'm out of material. You've
usually given up by now.
470
00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,378
Girls, what are you doing here?
471
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,146
It's 4:00. Time for practice.
472
00:19:00,148 --> 00:19:01,648
Oh, it's 4:00?
473
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:02,924
I've been losing for two hours?
474
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:06,852
You've been playing for two
hours without scoring a point?
475
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,656
That's amazing! How do you not quit?
476
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:13,260
Yeah, I mean, I can relate to the
failure, but not the persistence.
477
00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:15,849
Well, girls, failure
is part of the process.
478
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:18,164
But this is worth it,
so I'm not gonna give up.
479
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,034
I knew we should've
played to 20, Kendall.
480
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,357
"We"? Y-you don't do anything, Kiki!
481
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,571
Oh, so we just gonna act like
482
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:26,306
I don't work part-time at a law firm?
483
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,985
What? That's right!
484
00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,365
Yes!
485
00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:43,315
Whose house? Good
Halloween House's house!
486
00:19:43,318 --> 00:19:45,759
Girls, consider that
your first practice.
487
00:19:45,761 --> 00:19:47,127
Pick this up again tomorrow?
488
00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:48,612
- Yes.
- Thank you, coach.
489
00:19:48,615 --> 00:19:50,163
Nice job, Kenneth.
490
00:19:50,165 --> 00:19:51,965
Thanks. Feels good to get one.
491
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,896
Wait, I got one, right?
492
00:19:54,899 --> 00:19:57,103
You didn't give me one
because of the speech, right?
493
00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:58,705
Merry Christmas, Kenny.
494
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,006
Kendall, I need closure!
495
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,775
Honey, what you need
is a scented candle,
496
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:03,710
'cause what you did
is stink up the place.
497
00:20:03,712 --> 00:20:05,545
- Take it easy.
- That's our coach.
498
00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,580
I like coaching.
499
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,683
Hello, Jinglethon.
500
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:11,518
We just wanted to rub it in your face
501
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,854
that we took Santa's Purpose
for all they're worth.
502
00:20:14,856 --> 00:20:17,657
Yeah, and they are never
gonna see that money again
503
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,659
because Christmas is a sham!
504
00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:22,028
And if you people here
and watching at home
505
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:24,531
really cared about helping others,
506
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,700
that money thermometer would be full.
507
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:31,571
And, yeah, we have a hero dog.
508
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,701
Here, Pepper, you want a treat?
509
00:20:33,704 --> 00:20:36,475
Too bad!
510
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,692
When you heard that
they were volunteering,
511
00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:54,094
is this what you pictured?
512
00:20:54,096 --> 00:20:56,296
Yeah, me too.
513
00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:03,596
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