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*ROOM 104*
Season 02 Episode 12
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*ROOM 104*
Episode Title: "Josie & Me"
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Sync corrections by srjanapala
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OK, I'm back.
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I can tell you're
not really working, bitch.
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I know about iMessage
for the computer.
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That's how I failed to absorb the
last month of my gov seminar.
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Was that what
you were wearing?
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I just got out of
my stats midterm.
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- Was that relevant?
- I don't know, bitch.
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Was it relevant? This is the 500th
time you've made me do this.
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Maybe that's the detail
that finally makes sense to you.
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Oh, also, I broke my
pencil lead in the exam,
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and I had to get get a
refill, so I had to click it
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really loudly
for like 30 seconds,
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and that stress might
have damaged my psyche.
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Also, I had a chicken
Caesar salad for dinner.
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I couldn't quite make out the
expiration date on the dressing,
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so I may be battling
the early stages of E. coli.
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Is that relevant?
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Oh my God! I forgot
what an asshole I was.
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No stone I'm just trying to make
sure that
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is left unturned for
the great wise elder.
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The sooner you get this done, the
sooner you can get on with your life.
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I'm really
shitting my pants
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in anticipation
of getting here.
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Well, you should,
because you're a writer now.
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A playwright.
There. I'll tell you that much.
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Sick! Does that mean I don't
have to go to law school?
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Well, you might,
if you don't crack this story
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and your agent drops you and you get
blacklisted from the entire industry,
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which is why I actually need
you to work with me right now.
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OK?
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I'm sorry, um...
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I'm just trying
to figure this out,
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and I'm missing something.
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OK, well, for the record,
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this is what I was wearing
that day.
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This is what I would call
the "dress for success" model.
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I read this article
before I took the SATs,
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and it said that if you dress
professionally before an exam,
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you'll subliminally make yourself
more confident and do better.
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I've been doing it ever since.
I got a 2370, as you know,
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and I'm pretty sure I just knocked
my stats midterm out of the park.
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Anyway, that's what I was wearing.
Not that it matters.
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It matters to me.
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Can you please just
go through it one more time?
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Please? For me?
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Just guide me through
each step of the night.
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Fine.
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OK, get up.
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Just take me through it
from the beginning
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like I've never
heard it before.
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You sound like
a dirty cop.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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- OK.
- Let's go.
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This is about to be
the perfect Friday night.
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Everybody just finished
their first midterms,
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so they're either
super-stoked on themselves
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for being the brilliant little prodigies
they were always told they were,
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or they're morbidly depressed and
they need to drink their pain away.
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Everyone spent the last
two weeks in the library,
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so they're gonna have all this
repressed energy they need to release,
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and that can only be done
by getting into a cramped space
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and touching each other.
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Oh no! Did I not tell
you that
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the "dress for success" model
can be modified
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to fit a variety
of applications?
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You are not nearly as charming
as you think you are.
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And do you know that every time
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you interrupt me
it slows down the process?
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Oh. Emily's coming.
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I'm not going out tonight.
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- Then why are you dressed like that?
- It's comfortable.
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You're wearing a strapless bra.
Comfortable strapless bras don't exist.
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You're coming
out with me.
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Hold, please.
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Sorry, I just quickly
want to address
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a misconception
about smart girls.
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I think people think
their precious daughters
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recoil at the scent of alcohol,
or if they come home drunk
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it's because someone poured
liquor down their throat.
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But in reality,
no other group of people
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can get a girl drunk faster and with
more efficacy than other girls.
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Can we please
just do shots?
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I'm really close to hitting
my calorie limit.
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I'll set you up.
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What do you want?
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I'll just have some OJ.
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- Getting soft in your old age?
- OK. Just surprise me.
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Hm. Some girls like vodka
and cranberry juice,
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and some girls like
rum and orange juice,
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but by far the most popular
pregame mixer
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has gotta be the crippling dietary
restrictions and body image issues
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that we are unable to shed
until we're wasted
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and we order and consume an entire
cheese pizza in 15 minutes.
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Cheers.
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Thank you.
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So you're not gonna
hook up with Derek tonight.
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Oh, my God. Why would you
even ask that?
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- It's not a question.
- Of course not.
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- I'm so done.
- That's what you said last week.
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His name is Derek.
That's like the Kmart version of Eric.
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You are so mean.
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So is he!
You can't be mean and ugly.
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You know what? I heard that
Sean-in-Beta thinks you're hot.
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I thought
Beta-Sean was gay.
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Oh my God! Do you think that because
he showers every day?
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Just focus on Beta-Sean,
and I assure you,
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you will forget
all about Derek.
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Fine! Fine.
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We're gonna go
and see what it's like,
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and if it's fun, it's fun,
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and if it's not fun,
we'll leave.
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Totally.
But finish your drink.
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Got enough info
for your little play?
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Jesus Christ.
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Sorry.
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So, I know
what you're thinking.
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Why am I standing here freezing
my ass off outside a fuckin' frat
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waiting for some idiots
to deign to let me in
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so I can join in on the unmitigated
swamp of booze and testosterone?
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Why am I, a modern woman,
a card-carrying feminist,
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subjecting myself
to this war zone?
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Don't I know it's kind
of hypocritical
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to voluntarily subject myself
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to the moral, physical,
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and psychological degradation
that comes with that?
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Maybe.
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But I do it anyway.
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Why, you ask?
Have I completely lost my mind?
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Because I want to.
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Yes!
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Nobody here knows that
I am a gender studies minor.
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I spend all day being critical
and discerning
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and posting liberal
Facebook rants,
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but no one's dragging me here,
ya know?
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I come here of my own volition,
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to let loose and dance badly
and kiss boys.
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It can be nice to forget
who you're supposed to be.
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Thank you, Santa.
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One of the frats puts blood thinners
in there to get you drunk faster.
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Sorry, one of the frats
allegedly puts blood
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thinners in it to get
you drunk faster.
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One of the frats allegedly has their
pledges pee in it before serving.
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Oh, my God, unclench. OK?
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And that's not this.
This is just bad.
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Besides,
this is my third year here,
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I know how to keep
my shit together, right?
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Unlike Becky here.
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You're in my socy class!
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You have such pretty hair.
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Hey, where are your friends?
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I don't know, but can you
be my friend, maybe?
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I thought I already was
your friend.
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Oh, my God!
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Okay, Hi!
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Are you hungry?
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- Can we get a pizza?
- Let's definitely do that.
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- Can you help me out here?
- Of course. Where do you live?
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Bradford?
Oh, my God,
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it's so shitty.
My roommate is such a fake.
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Let's go.
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Oh, my God, like,
I'm not judging, but...
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OK, I'm judging a little bit.
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I'm just saying that
this is not my first rodeo.
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Hey, Josie.
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Hey, fancy meeting
you guys here.
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You missed a great time
last night.
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Oh, yeah, well,
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I did, actually, like,
have to study.
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That's kind of the thing
about graduating in four years,
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- you have to do that.
- Can't relate.
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Wanna play pong?
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Obviously.
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So there actually is
something you can help me with.
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And you're old, so you might
see something that I don't.
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Here's my dilemma.
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Over here, that's Donovan,
he is very stupid,
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but he kinda has this douchey-hot
thing going for him,
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like a douchebag was surgically
implanted into a ten-foot-tall child.
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But his dad is super-loaded,
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so he could kinda come in handy
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for a non-disgusting
sugar daddy
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to support me while
I'm becoming a writer.
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So he's a great option, ya know?
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And then over here
we have Jon.
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Jon will probably make
zero dollars outta graduation
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working for Greenpeace
or some shit,
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but he has this kind of
self-flagellating brand
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of questionably authentic
male feminism
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which indicates to me
that he definitely eats pussy,
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which is like finding a diamond
in a pile of horseshit.
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It's just a really rare
commodity in this economy.
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So, ya know,
they're both great options.
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You see my dilemma.
What should I do?
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Uh, uh, well,
I think, um...
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Um, sorry I shouldn't have asked.
You're completely useless.
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I'm just gonna go home with one of them,
so I guess place your bets?
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- Hey!
- Ahh!
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Right this way,
my lady.
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Donovan rushes ahead
right out the gate.
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Jon is the dark horse.
Will he give up entirely?
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Will he sulk and pick up
an unsuspecting freshman
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with a sob story about how,
as a sensitive frat boy,
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he's really disgusted with
the behavior of his peers?
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Only time will tell.
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That kid is gay as fuck.
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Oh, no. Are we still
using that as an insult?
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Don't you guys have
a rainbow flag in your window?
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Yeah, I mean, I support his
right to be gay as fuck 100%.
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Oh, God. He's managed to disappoint me
before he even pulled out his dick.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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I know whose Animal House poster
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I'm getting fingered
under tonight.
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Wait. I actually have to worry
more about appearances,
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because it doesn't take much to get
you labeled as a slut around here.
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Qualifiers include
but are not limited to
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showing an interest in sex
before midnight. Hmm.
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Do you ever think about
just leaving? You're wasted.
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No. To leave would be to admit to
everyone that I'm... what is the word?
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Mature.
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- Wait.
- Oh, my God, what?
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- Is that a karaoke machine?
- Yeah,
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I think the theme
was supposed to be eighties. But...
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Nobody here is dressed
in a theme.
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I guess if there was a theme,
you could call it
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"Battle of the girls who are
skinny enough to wear crop-tops
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versus the girls who can't,
and are salty about it."
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You could totally
wear a crop-top.
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No, I couldn't,
and I don't want to anyway.
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Yeah, you could.
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You could wear a high-waisted
legging with a control top
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and then just show
a sliver of your belly.
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If you can drink six beers
and still suck in your stomach,
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like, go for it.
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This is the time
to do it.
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Hell, yeah!
Go topless, even!
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- Free the nipple.
- Tits out!
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00:12:17,745 --> 00:12:19,846
- It's called empowerment.
- Yeah, man.
242
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:22,112
I'll show you empowerment.
243
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,542
Sorry.
244
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:28,241
♪ You are the fuel,
I'm the light ♪
245
00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:32,480
♪ You light a match
and I watch it ignite ♪
246
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:36,846
♪ We gonna fly... ♪
You know the lyrics, shit!
247
00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:40,304
♪ We gonna fly till we h-hit
the ground ♪
248
00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:43,163
♪ Can you feel it,
in the night ♪
249
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:47,468
♪ Like the floor's on fire,
like the floor's on fire ♪
250
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,054
♪ Can you feel it ♪
251
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:50,829
♪ Hotter than the sun ♪
252
00:12:50,894 --> 00:12:52,887
♪ Like the floor's on fire ♪
253
00:12:52,952 --> 00:12:55,312
♪ Like the floor's
on fire ♪
254
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:58,641
Dance break!
255
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,638
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
256
00:13:10,703 --> 00:13:13,960
♪ When you fly ♪
257
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:17,404
♪ Oh yeah ♪
258
00:13:18,601 --> 00:13:21,530
Do you feel it, feel it?
259
00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:23,429
Can you feel it?
260
00:13:23,494 --> 00:13:25,976
Can you feel it?!
261
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,482
Can you feel it?
Whoo!
262
00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:38,529
Did you see when I died
and then I came back to life?
263
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,775
Are you kidding me?
What is wrong with this guy?
264
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,695
His attention span
is so freaking short.
265
00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:48,227
Maybe he does need
all that Adderall.
266
00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,625
- Yo.
- Oh, hey.
267
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:02,853
Thought I lost you to Donovan
back there.
268
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:05,727
Oh. No, I just...
I did a lap.
269
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:09,836
God... I'm pretty wasted.
270
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:12,142
Doubtful.
That's just an excuse
271
00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:14,533
for whatever insane shit
he's about to say.
272
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:16,383
Um, yeah, so am I.
273
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:19,961
Well, do you...
wanna sober up a little?
274
00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:21,745
Uh, yeah?
275
00:14:24,202 --> 00:14:26,221
I actually do.
276
00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:28,221
I feel like there's always
a point in the night
277
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:30,349
where you get kinda tired
of being hammered.
278
00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:32,909
Like this one time,
I was so stoned
279
00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:36,507
and I Googled
"How to be less high,"
280
00:14:36,572 --> 00:14:41,350
and then I was so high,
I couldn't read the Google result.
281
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:45,787
Um, but, yeah, I wish
I could get sober quickly
282
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:49,446
when I'm tired of saying stupid
shit and the room is spinning.
283
00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:51,829
Oh.
284
00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:54,322
This is some
really good shit.
285
00:14:56,036 --> 00:14:58,321
I know what I'm doing.
286
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,649
And you thought
romance was dead.
287
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:13,877
Wouldn't it be, like,
even more badass
288
00:15:13,942 --> 00:15:16,627
if we just did it
straight off the toilet seat?
289
00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:18,362
We're already
destroying our bodies,
290
00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:21,571
we may as well snort up
some invisible poop particles.
291
00:15:21,924 --> 00:15:24,118
It's like adding
insult to injury.
292
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,068
Didn't I tell ya
that was some good stuff?
293
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:40,443
Yeah, that's great.
I bet they call you El Chapo.
294
00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:43,755
Oh, my God, that's crazy!
How did you know?
295
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,143
Let's get outta here.
296
00:15:58,345 --> 00:16:02,091
It's so cool to meet a girl
who does coke.
297
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:05,929
I don't do coke.
I party, I drink,
298
00:16:05,994 --> 00:16:09,872
I occasionally
abuse a stimulant
299
00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:11,796
that was not prescribed
to me by a medical professional,
300
00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,575
but I don't
I don't do coke.
301
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:15,578
OK.
302
00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:17,483
I am cool, though.
303
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,507
Oh, shit.
304
00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:02,902
You on the pill?
305
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:04,821
Uh-huh.
306
00:17:05,202 --> 00:17:06,404
Hold, please.
307
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,691
Isn't he dreamy?
308
00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:11,763
I would say that
that is the height of romance,
309
00:17:11,828 --> 00:17:16,846
but I have a friend who once
had a guy buy Plan B for her.
310
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,550
So that kinda set the bar.
311
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:20,364
Ow. Ahh.
312
00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,578
Ahh. Um...
313
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,244
Ow.
314
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:43,420
Ow!
315
00:17:43,703 --> 00:17:45,916
Dude, what the fuck!
Jesus!
316
00:17:47,578 --> 00:17:49,675
Can we make out
for two seconds?
317
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:50,740
Yeah.
318
00:17:55,779 --> 00:17:57,363
You're so beautiful.
319
00:17:57,841 --> 00:18:00,898
I've had a thing for you
for so long.
320
00:18:03,911 --> 00:18:07,338
Wait. Wait.
321
00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:14,084
W... Wait.
322
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:15,787
Relax. So,
323
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,353
Is this your first time
or something?
324
00:18:17,428 --> 00:18:18,720
No...
325
00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:23,952
Wait...
326
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:45,554
Wait.
327
00:19:22,897 --> 00:19:26,529
Oh, that was...
That was fuckin' great.
328
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:39,205
Where you going?
Wanna stay the night?
329
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:42,783
Um, I'm...
I got work tomorrow, so..
330
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,031
All right.
331
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:51,775
Actually, I'm not sure.
I'm just gonna get a glass of water.
332
00:19:52,411 --> 00:19:53,905
Hurry back.
333
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,564
You get what you needed?
334
00:21:11,629 --> 00:21:13,555
Um, I-I don't...
335
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,513
- Fuck!
- I'm sorry. I just...
336
00:21:16,578 --> 00:21:19,071
Why do you keep making me
redo this night?
337
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,472
I-I party all the time,
you have a lot to choose from.
338
00:21:22,537 --> 00:21:23,820
I know, I'm sorry.
339
00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:25,649
And what are you even
writing about?
340
00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:27,621
Like,
Binge drinking? Drugs?
341
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,503
I'm clearly not
the poster child
342
00:21:29,568 --> 00:21:31,555
for the next
parental sob story.
343
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:35,003
Clearly I turn out fine,
or at least OK.
344
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:37,080
Can you just listen
for a second? Please?
345
00:21:37,536 --> 00:21:39,771
First of all,
I'm not that old.
346
00:21:39,983 --> 00:21:42,304
But I do have enough distance
from where you are
347
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,635
to know that, um...
348
00:21:46,061 --> 00:21:48,941
most of the specifics
about college
349
00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:50,613
have faded away by now.
350
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,175
You are worried about
so many things
351
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,763
that do not matter anymore.
352
00:21:54,828 --> 00:21:58,738
You're worried about your GPA,
finding a date to formal,
353
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:00,605
you think your arms
are too fat.
354
00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:02,347
Are you saying my arms
aren't fat?
355
00:22:02,412 --> 00:22:06,182
I'm saying it could be worse, and you
waste too much time thinking about it.
356
00:22:07,631 --> 00:22:09,831
This stage of our life
is such a blur to me,
357
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:13,525
and I only remember a few things
really, really vividly.
358
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:16,377
And this night is
one of those things.
359
00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:21,658
What is your play about?
360
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,064
It's about rape.
361
00:22:27,108 --> 00:22:29,805
Then you need to find
another topic,
362
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,941
because that is not
what happened. Like, hey.
363
00:22:32,006 --> 00:22:34,137
News flash: Frat guys
are bad at sex.
364
00:22:34,202 --> 00:22:37,027
You know, maybe it wasn't the most
consensual thing, I...
365
00:22:37,092 --> 00:22:38,471
There it is. That's it.
366
00:22:38,536 --> 00:22:40,605
If you can hear one thing
that I say,
367
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:42,763
please let it be
that there is no such thing
368
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,471
as nonconsensual sex.
369
00:22:44,536 --> 00:22:46,821
There is just consensual sex,
and there is rape.
370
00:22:46,928 --> 00:22:48,439
Those are the only options.
371
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:52,533
If it's that simple,
then why am I still here?
372
00:22:53,952 --> 00:22:55,635
I kissed him first.
373
00:22:55,881 --> 00:22:58,371
You've seen it a million times.
I kissed him first.
374
00:22:58,436 --> 00:23:02,292
- I know.
- But I never... there's no way that...
375
00:23:02,357 --> 00:23:04,516
Ooohhh! Like, aughhh!
376
00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:07,143
I was drunk,
I kissed him first,
377
00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:08,800
there's nothing
that I can do with that.
378
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:10,808
I'm not telling you
what you should or shouldn't do,
379
00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:15,307
I just... want you to know that it's
OK to feel bad about what happened.
380
00:23:15,514 --> 00:23:17,014
I'm fine.
381
00:23:17,244 --> 00:23:18,686
OK.
382
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,924
You're the one
who's still hung up on it.
383
00:23:21,131 --> 00:23:22,590
I know.
384
00:23:23,364 --> 00:23:25,566
I just... I...
need to forget.
385
00:23:25,631 --> 00:23:29,207
I wish that
a butterfly would clap its wings
386
00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:31,089
somewhere between you and I
387
00:23:31,154 --> 00:23:32,971
and then I would
forget about it
388
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,946
before I got to your age.
389
00:23:35,092 --> 00:23:36,502
You don't forget.
390
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,131
Can I go?
391
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,074
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
392
00:23:46,139 --> 00:23:48,054
Um, you...
you should get some sleep.
393
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,878
Your friends are gonna randomly
decide to go on a hike tomorrow,
394
00:23:50,943 --> 00:23:52,877
and it's gonna be really fun,
so you should,
395
00:23:53,006 --> 00:23:55,132
you should make sure
you're awake on time for that.
396
00:23:55,197 --> 00:23:56,303
Okay!
397
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:01,562
Sorry, wait.
Just really quickly.
398
00:24:01,627 --> 00:24:04,029
Um, I just want to know,
what do I end up doing?
399
00:24:04,698 --> 00:24:06,694
Um, you're a writer.
You know that.
400
00:24:07,161 --> 00:24:09,436
No, I mean about this.
401
00:24:10,476 --> 00:24:13,187
Well, I-I can't really tell you
what to do.
402
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,725
You'll get here eventually,
but the choices have to be yours.
403
00:24:17,213 --> 00:24:18,577
I should have known
you would say
404
00:24:18,642 --> 00:24:21,264
something stupid and
fake-deep like that.
405
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,232
Does it get any easier?
406
00:24:27,494 --> 00:24:28,791
What?
407
00:24:30,548 --> 00:24:34,436
I don't know, like,
um... adulthood?
408
00:24:35,828 --> 00:24:38,863
No.
Just gets different.
409
00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:42,307
OK.
410
00:24:42,971 --> 00:24:45,287
I'll let you
finish your play now.
411
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:49,100
Um. Sucks that I don't ever
get any better at deadlines.
412
00:24:52,161 --> 00:24:54,405
Hey, do I get an "A"
in stats?
413
00:24:54,752 --> 00:24:57,584
Oh, my God,
get the fuck outta here.
414
00:25:18,275 --> 00:25:20,553
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