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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:20,647 --> 00:02:23,480 Wait! Wait! Let's comb her a little, right? 2 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,119 What figure do we do if we don't comb her? 3 00:02:25,325 --> 00:02:27,919 We've already combed her with the hairdryer! More, is not possible! 4 00:02:28,084 --> 00:02:29,437 What hairdryer! Look how messy! Look! 5 00:02:29,643 --> 00:02:32,316 Look, here below is all disheveled. Come on, sweetie. 6 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:33,119 Exaggerated! 7 00:02:34,881 --> 00:02:36,109 Hold her, I'll get the purse. 8 00:02:48,088 --> 00:02:50,070 Walk. Walk, lazy one! 9 00:02:51,314 --> 00:02:52,759 Please! - Hi, Laura! - Hello. 10 00:02:52,913 --> 00:02:54,062 Our little guy is locked up, right? 11 00:02:54,272 --> 00:02:55,500 Yes, sure! 12 00:02:55,712 --> 00:02:56,542 Very well. 13 00:02:56,751 --> 00:03:00,630 Gigliola dear, you're so beautiful today! This is Nicola and this is Lamberto. 14 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,228 Very pleased. 15 00:03:01,429 --> 00:03:02,782 Pleased to meet you. 16 00:03:02,989 --> 00:03:05,264 And this is Camilla... 17 00:03:05,468 --> 00:03:07,140 It's a pleasure, Camillina... 18 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:09,977 Please, do come in. 19 00:03:10,186 --> 00:03:12,620 We are safe about the young man, aren't we? - He's locked up! 20 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:14,580 After you. 21 00:03:14,784 --> 00:03:16,502 Let's go in the living room. 22 00:03:16,703 --> 00:03:18,773 Thank you. But, is it really sure that your...? 23 00:03:18,982 --> 00:03:20,075 Sure! He's locked up! 24 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,210 Very good. You see, Camilla.. 25 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:27,857 is very, very sensitive. An almost neurotic sensitivity. 26 00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:29,047 She is like that! 27 00:03:29,257 --> 00:03:33,045 First she has to get to know things, people, even furniture. And then,.. 28 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,735 little by little, she familiarizes. 29 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:35,970 And yours, what's his name?. 30 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:36,845 Lutero. 31 00:03:37,654 --> 00:03:38,404 Please, make yourselves comfortable. 32 00:03:38,613 --> 00:03:39,409 With pleasure. 33 00:03:40,532 --> 00:03:41,521 Sit down. 34 00:03:48,049 --> 00:03:52,440 Good! Come on, honey! Look at them! These people are your friends. 35 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:54,000 Your new friends! 36 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:55,321 I'm going to get a whiskey. 37 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,041 Indeed, they soon will be your new relatives. 38 00:03:57,345 --> 00:03:58,836 Your future in-laws! 39 00:03:59,044 --> 00:04:00,841 And we already love you, Camillina. 40 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:04,194 Now she's quiet. We can put her down on the floor. But, be a good girl! 41 00:04:04,402 --> 00:04:06,154 Come here, pretty. Come. 42 00:04:08,561 --> 00:04:11,432 Lamberto, did you see those sweet eyes? - Sure! 43 00:04:11,739 --> 00:04:12,852 But, isn't she a bit chubby? 44 00:04:13,058 --> 00:04:16,267 No. She's like that only when...when she has her periods. 45 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,127 She is a bit.. - Want some whiskey, Nicola? 46 00:04:18,236 --> 00:04:20,272 thanks... a little bloated, that's it. 47 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,190 When we thought of marrying her, was still alive, then, my poor wife.. 48 00:04:25,393 --> 00:04:26,030 Giuditta. 49 00:04:26,053 --> 00:04:27,063 So, do you want this whiskey? 50 00:04:27,272 --> 00:04:31,390 But...Thank you. Excuse me. 51 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:36,732 Please do not interrupt me. I'm talking about things...Excuse me. 52 00:04:37,228 --> 00:04:40,743 I was saying, she didn't think of preparing her psychologically. 53 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,938 She's already made friends, you know! 54 00:04:43,045 --> 00:04:43,675 Did you see? 55 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:47,175 In short, the poor Camilluccia had to face a beast,.. 56 00:04:47,383 --> 00:04:50,819 coarse, vulgar. A rural type, I daresay. 57 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:54,810 And...she experienced what is commonly called a real shock. 58 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:59,840 Well, you are not going to believe this. Nothing! I say, nothing! 59 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:01,293 No effusion! Quite the contrary! 60 00:05:01,497 --> 00:05:02,725 Lamberto, your sherry. 61 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:05,567 One here, another there. And that's it! 62 00:05:05,775 --> 00:05:09,211 And I, who knew very well the sensitivity of my Camilluccia... 63 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:14,852 Where are you going? What are you doing? What are you doing? Camilla! 64 00:05:16,451 --> 00:05:21,571 I had almost guessed. Camilluccia, come on! 65 00:05:21,768 --> 00:05:22,757 How cute! 66 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,084 I'm surprised at you! 67 00:05:25,287 --> 00:05:28,723 She never does that at home, never! - Never mind, it doesn't matter. Cute! 68 00:05:28,925 --> 00:05:32,122 She has her fixed hours, her assigned places...everything! 69 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,696 Don't you think that it is high time to let Mr. Luther enter? 70 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:37,275 What do you think, Gigliola? 71 00:05:37,482 --> 00:05:39,074 Well, for me... 72 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,911 I think that now we can rest assured. 73 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:47,747 Indeed, perhaps we could...But why do you keep going back and forth? 74 00:05:47,757 --> 00:05:48,948 What do you think? 75 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,525 What are you, quicksilver? Sure, dear! If she is quiet... 76 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,347 We are ready. 77 00:05:55,194 --> 00:06:00,427 Although, she's still a female... What are you doing? 78 00:06:00,632 --> 00:06:01,951 There she goes. 79 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:04,107 There she goes! Come here! Close! Close! 80 00:06:06,229 --> 00:06:09,619 Come here, Camillona! She's terrible! Terrible! - See? 81 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:10,943 As if she understood who's about to arrive! 82 00:06:11,147 --> 00:06:13,456 It is true that females are always females. 83 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,224 Look, what eyes of a coquette. 84 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:17,575 And you say that she doesn't have any experience. 85 00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,615 It's in their blood, right? Say it! 86 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:21,336 Careful! You're hurting me! 87 00:06:21,543 --> 00:06:24,511 Well, here is our little tomboy! 88 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,094 Come, let's introduce ourselves! 89 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,993 What! Kissing already! - Look, she makes you a compliment! 90 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:32,333 You like Camillina, right? 91 00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:34,290 Now let's try and put them down. 92 00:06:34,497 --> 00:06:37,967 Let's see if they strike up, these two little beautiful dogs. 93 00:06:38,175 --> 00:06:44,171 Camilla!? Come. Come, my little one. Come on. Come, Lutero. Lutero! 94 00:06:44,373 --> 00:06:46,284 Lutero, don't do that, you scare her! 95 00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:48,847 Come on, stop it Lutero! What are you doing? 96 00:06:49,683 --> 00:06:51,128 Bossy! 97 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,843 So, when will the wedding be? 98 00:06:53,582 --> 00:06:54,138 Pardon me? 99 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,284 Because, you see, we cannot restrain him any more.. 100 00:06:56,487 --> 00:06:58,239 it's quite impossible. 101 00:06:58,447 --> 00:07:01,519 Well, now she's swollen enough... But I hope that in a fortnight ... 102 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,978 Excuse me a moment. 103 00:07:04,777 --> 00:07:05,354 How's everything? 104 00:07:05,564 --> 00:07:07,474 They are playing. Look! - How cute! 105 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:11,992 What are you doing? Lutero, you must be gentle with Camillina. 106 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,709 Anyway, if you want, we can talk about it. 107 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:18,989 Moreover, I think it's only right. 108 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:22,587 I know everything by heart, so I think we can do just on our word. 109 00:07:22,796 --> 00:07:24,275 Please! God forbid, lawyer! 110 00:07:24,475 --> 00:07:27,865 Good. The father is a German champion, a Brandenburg. 111 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:30,986 The mother is a native of Switzerland, German Switzerland. 112 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:32,068 The documents too, are Swiss. 113 00:07:32,272 --> 00:07:34,388 We went to collect them, my wife and I, in Lugano. 114 00:07:34,591 --> 00:07:36,183 We have French documents. 115 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:38,540 Gigliola, please, will you bring me Lutero's papers? 116 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:41,661 There's no need...Don't bother! I can see, though, that he attacks. 117 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:45,985 What are you doing? 118 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:49,898 You know you have come here only to play games, make friends.. 119 00:07:50,104 --> 00:07:51,457 and that it isn't time yet to... 120 00:07:52,503 --> 00:07:58,453 Come on, leave those panties alone, you bossy! Play, come. 121 00:07:58,661 --> 00:08:02,097 Play. Play with him... 122 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:06,399 I told you to play. I'm responsible for you too, you know?, since you're alone! 123 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,640 Why did I get into this mess? 124 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,765 They're not all like you, you know? 125 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:12,886 With your Camilla! You wouldn't leave her.. 126 00:08:13,094 --> 00:08:14,129 for all the gold in the world! 127 00:08:14,334 --> 00:08:16,240 All right. All right. Rather, pay attention to what they do. 128 00:08:16,493 --> 00:08:19,600 And for the documents, not a trace! They are not in Rome. 129 00:08:19,652 --> 00:08:21,846 Where that damn woman put them, nobody knows! 130 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,456 Everything, we've found everything! 131 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,633 The marriage certificate, the death certificate of my poor wife... 132 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,920 But the pedigree of Camilla, nothing! 133 00:08:27,951 --> 00:08:29,474 Look well, and you'll find it. 134 00:08:29,607 --> 00:08:30,603 Sure! And what if I don't? 135 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:31,603 We'll make another one. 136 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:33,636 Make another pedigree? 137 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:35,881 A Swiss pedigree? I mean, are you joking? 138 00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:39,102 Don't you know that without pedigree, we can forget about the wedding? 139 00:08:39,163 --> 00:08:40,401 Don't you know? - Come on! 140 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,360 So, watch that they don't do what they must not do now. 141 00:08:43,634 --> 00:08:46,418 What do you want them to do, with those ridiculous panties? 142 00:08:47,726 --> 00:08:50,463 What do you mean ridiculous? It is the veterinarian, who prescribed them. 143 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,391 My vet, who is one of the best. 144 00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:54,746 Ugh! What a bore! 145 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,932 How? How will I be able to find it, in the midst of this.. 146 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,998 of this mess? 147 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,668 What are you doing? What are you doing here? 148 00:09:24,903 --> 00:09:29,202 You're neurotic, she's hysterical! Who knows what kind of children will be born! 149 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,731 Not a chance! 150 00:09:35,212 --> 00:09:38,600 Here it is! In the album of Pope John! 151 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:41,947 I could have looked for it 100 years, before finding it! 100 years! 152 00:09:45,174 --> 00:09:48,046 Where? Where do you take me? What's up? What have you seen? 153 00:09:53,045 --> 00:09:55,045 Get out! Out! 154 00:09:55,250 --> 00:10:00,165 What are you doing? And you, don't you see that dog? Pay attention! 155 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,396 Go away! Go away! 156 00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:05,696 If I fail to look out the window, it's my ruin.. 157 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,357 two yards of dog! Shame! 158 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,323 And you, Laura, even want me to marry you! 159 00:10:09,324 --> 00:10:11,235 If I can't even give you a small task! 160 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,578 I can't understand animals. 161 00:10:12,682 --> 00:10:15,177 You're right, sweetheart, but that's how I am. 162 00:10:15,921 --> 00:10:18,993 Now you bark, eh?... Fine head of family, you are! 163 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,713 Should have reacted before, not now! 164 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:23,942 You do like all cuckolds, who react late! 165 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:28,040 Lamberto Ferlazzo, real-estate agent. 166 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:30,738 Lawyer Nicola Caraviglio. 167 00:10:31,354 --> 00:10:32,673 For what deed, excuse me? 168 00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:35,668 Marriage. 169 00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:38,735 Papers, please. 170 00:10:50,579 --> 00:10:51,342 Please... 171 00:10:55,464 --> 00:11:02,893 Camilla De Pompadour. Daughter of Lieutenant and Mimi Pinson. 172 00:11:03,101 --> 00:11:04,693 Magnificent! 173 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:10,372 Superb pedigree! It's really a pleasure. Congratulations! 174 00:11:10,577 --> 00:11:12,141 And the wedding, when? 175 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,435 Tomorrow or the day after. This will be decided by professor Coribaldo. 176 00:11:15,495 --> 00:11:17,706 Wonderful! An illustrious veterinarian! 177 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,488 You did well to get into his hands. 178 00:11:20,566 --> 00:11:22,686 Even Soraya went to him. 179 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:26,885 And before, also Liz Taylor and Robert Burton were his clients. 180 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:32,926 Oh, great deal of money, big money, but aristocracy, if I may say,.. 181 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,721 little, very little. 182 00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:42,080 Well, poor animals! A signature, please. 183 00:11:45,082 --> 00:11:46,356 The pen. 184 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:56,673 Three thousand lire for registration, and as for me, what you deem fit. 185 00:11:58,977 --> 00:11:59,973 Come in, please. 186 00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:01,133 Good morning. 187 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,366 Good morning. 188 00:12:02,475 --> 00:12:04,988 Look, how beautiful! - White horse, my luck! 189 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,373 It is a sorrel, that! 190 00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:07,909 How are you, Camilla? - Horsy! 191 00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:10,262 You and I already met yesterday. A little excited, right? 192 00:12:10,471 --> 00:12:11,601 Well, I mean, you know... 193 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:13,629 How he moves! He's nervous! 194 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,140 Let him spin! And, in ten minutes, give him the syrup! 195 00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:20,960 It's the horse of an old English gentleman. So, this is the husband, eh? 196 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,720 Yes, it's him. - Lets see, let's see. What's his name? 197 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:25,880 Lutero. - Nice meeting you. Come, come with me without fear. 198 00:12:28,384 --> 00:12:32,538 Beautiful specimen! Quiet, Lutero, eh? I've got to give a look! 199 00:12:32,597 --> 00:12:34,560 We can all see that you're a handsome young man! 200 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:37,141 Don't look! Don't look! 201 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,335 Come with me. Let's look at this horsy. 202 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,160 See the beautiful horsy? See? 203 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:44,997 One never examines enough! 204 00:12:45,177 --> 00:12:45,995 Please, doctor, examine! 205 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,655 Anyway, we had him examined by our family doctor,.. 206 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,004 professor Pizzi Lombardo. 207 00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:53,570 Ah, yes! A young man who will make a career. Freeze! 208 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,200 Quiet, Lutero! Quiet! Don't forget that I'm stronger than you! 209 00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:01,521 Joking, joking, and then instead... Let's hope well! 210 00:13:01,729 --> 00:13:04,634 "Let's hope well", what? You make me laugh, you know? 211 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,127 Okay. Then laugh to yourself. 212 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:09,250 You're right to be satisfied, madam. He's really a beautiful specimen. 213 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,244 Glands well developed, strong, very healthy. An excellent choice! 214 00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:14,595 Please. 215 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:16,595 Nurse! 216 00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:21,354 If you knew the fear! Just like they did it to me! 217 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,808 Just a way of saying!... 218 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,424 Please. 219 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:32,191 Article 1: "Before use for reproduction, of a stallion.. 220 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,068 or a female, and so forth." 221 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:39,587 Article 2: "For dogs born after January 1, 1963, etc." 222 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:42,751 Article 3: "Once performed such checks, the owner, and so forth." 223 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:45,101 You are already aware. Would you sign, please? 224 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,587 Yes, professor. Honey, will you pass me the document? 225 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:48,824 Immediately, professor... 226 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,065 Laura, at least the dog, one moment only. 227 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:52,417 Hold Lutero, and be careful. 228 00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:53,821 Lutero...good... 229 00:13:58,804 --> 00:13:59,623 Done! 230 00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:03,137 Thank you. Now I'll sign. 231 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,900 Hold her well. Hold her well, by God. Give her to me, and that's it. 232 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:12,675 Lutero, Camilla, your time has come. Please! 233 00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,201 Please, the newlyweds. 234 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,600 What a wonder! It is all tufted! 235 00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:31,204 Why don't we too make a bed as large as a room? 236 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:34,521 Do you deem this the time to joke? 237 00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:36,685 Come on, Lutero, you great rebel! 238 00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:40,597 Now we'll see if you are worthy of your name. Go! Camilla! 239 00:14:40,806 --> 00:14:41,283 Here! 240 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:43,441 The panties, please. 241 00:14:43,645 --> 00:14:44,680 Want me to help? 242 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,194 No! Leave it to me. I want to do it myself. Here. 243 00:14:49,283 --> 00:14:49,954 Please,.. 244 00:14:50,162 --> 00:14:57,512 leave it to me. Go. Go, Camilla. Go. And be very happy. 245 00:14:57,719 --> 00:14:59,247 She is...still a bit hesitant. 246 00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:02,477 Good, Camilla! Good! 247 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,387 Look, look as you please! 248 00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:13,845 No, no! Sorry, professor, but I prefer not to look. 249 00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:16,520 I'm so excited! 250 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,665 Give me. I'll keep them. - What? You keep them as a souvenir? 251 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,317 Sure I'll keep them! Should I throw them away? 252 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,262 Quiet. 253 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,345 Don't look, don't look. Why so curious? 254 00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:29,422 How are our children doing? 255 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,104 Great! They are great! 256 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,339 How is it going, professor? 257 00:15:32,504 --> 00:15:37,817 Both great! He, is rude, but determined. She,...is full of abandonment! 258 00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:40,690 Good! 259 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,450 Well, I took the liberty to... 260 00:15:43,499 --> 00:15:44,136 The bottle, Laura. 261 00:15:44,339 --> 00:15:45,215 Good boys! 262 00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:47,959 How kind on your part! 263 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,866 To celebrate the event. 264 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,763 All well!... 265 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,654 I also brought some pastry. I'm so nervous.. 266 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,480 see how my hands are shaking. Understand, a female! 267 00:15:58,632 --> 00:16:01,874 We understand perfectly. - We too, are so excited! 268 00:16:03,073 --> 00:16:05,960 Professor, will you tell me when the time comes? 269 00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:07,737 It goes well. All goes well. 270 00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:08,648 Thank you. 271 00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:12,115 Look, when you tell me, I will uncork the bottle. 272 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,040 Uncork it now! 273 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,883 May I? Cheers! 274 00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:16,775 Consummatum est! (All finished!) 275 00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,074 Thank you. 276 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,716 It's just like with humans! 277 00:16:21,922 --> 00:16:25,658 Better! Much better than humans! They follow the nature. 278 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:30,200 Well! Then it is time to say: Cheers! - Cheers! 279 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,235 Long live the newlyweds! 280 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,912 Viva! Viva! Thanks, professor. 281 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,960 Long live the newlyweds! 282 00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:38,789 Long live the newlyweds! 283 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:15,044 Come on, the child is ready. Come on, wake up! The cigarette. 284 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,444 Daddy, good! 285 00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,135 The child must sleep. 286 00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:20,452 Be still, Marco. Be quiet!...Marco! 287 00:18:20,569 --> 00:18:23,268 I won't take off the helmet because I do the vigil armed. 288 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,860 And you have to fit it right in my eye, huh? 289 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,206 Who turned the audio off, there, huh? Who turned it off? 290 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,129 We did, for the boy. 291 00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:35,184 Oh yeah? And now, who tells me who scored the goal? My grandpa? 292 00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:36,578 Dad, nice! My good dad! 293 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:40,904 Marco, you're crushing my stomach! And you know I have gas! 294 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:43,740 Nice Dad! Bad dad! 295 00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:46,296 Get down, Marcolino, get down! 296 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:48,808 Come on to bed, come! 297 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,787 Mommy is there , grandma is there, and it's always me who has.. 298 00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:52,880 to take you to bed. - Yes, you, you! 299 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,373 You, you, you. 300 00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:58,535 I have to do this until when you get to be a soldier, eh? 301 00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:00,610 The cat! 302 00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:01,969 The cat! 303 00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,607 Yeah, the cat! Touch only a mustache, huh? 304 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:08,088 Just touch his mustache. No taking to bed. 305 00:19:10,829 --> 00:19:12,918 They turn the sound off, too! 306 00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:18,317 You know that these are the only ten minutes that I can sleep,.. 307 00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:22,216 but you, no! You must wake me up, and after, I cannot sleep. 308 00:19:23,284 --> 00:19:24,478 How heavy you are! 309 00:19:24,683 --> 00:19:27,076 Stop, Daddy! Put on the hat you too! 310 00:19:27,222 --> 00:19:32,115 What hat? Oh yes! I put on the hat! Have you said goodnight to mom? 311 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,751 And to grandma? 312 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,677 No. Grandma! 313 00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:37,327 Marcolino goes to bed! 314 00:19:38,317 --> 00:19:42,310 Grandma's darling! Good! You had forgotten grandma, huh? 315 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,743 You know that I got mad? 316 00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:46,594 You know? My child, I love you! So, so, so much! 317 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:50,239 Come, come, he is not going to go to America! Come on! 318 00:19:50,832 --> 00:19:54,090 Every night is a labor, here! A labor! 319 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,182 My child!... Goodbye, sweetheart. 320 00:19:57,389 --> 00:19:58,060 Bye, grandma. 321 00:20:02,507 --> 00:20:10,160 There we are! How heavy you are! No, lie down. Come on, lie down. 322 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,156 You can sleep, at least. When will I ever manage to sleep, now? 323 00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:16,963 Not even if I implore the Virgin! 324 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,120 Take off the helmet. 325 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,196 Take off the helmet! -No! 326 00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:23,261 We'll do the vigil armed tomorrow morning. - No! 327 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:26,776 The prayers, come! 328 00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:34,351 Father, Son and Holy Spirit... 329 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,931 In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. 330 00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,987 Oh, Jesus, love lit, I wish I'd never offended thee. 331 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:41,845 Oh, my dear, good Jesus... 332 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,849 No! I do not want to offend you more.. 333 00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:48,719 but just love you forever, and serve you for a lifetime. So be it. 334 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,440 Amen. But who taught you that? 335 00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:52,038 Mom! 336 00:20:54,364 --> 00:20:58,152 Kiss the medal, kiss the medal. Ouch! Damn... 337 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:03,874 Come, get into bed. And sleep! 338 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,993 And the helmet, you won't take it off, huh? Never! Never. 339 00:21:11,997 --> 00:21:13,350 Good night. Bye. 340 00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:25,945 Bravo! Very fine! 341 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:29,694 And thank God that it came! I did it finally. 342 00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:33,171 It happened here, before the bathroom, what could I do? 343 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:35,665 But I feel better now, as freed from everything. 344 00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:39,751 Let me wash the mouth, it's full of coal taste. 345 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,538 Do not claim the excuse that you're sick, because you like.. 346 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,534 you always like to do as you please! 347 00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:46,935 Think of the child, having to hear such things. 348 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:51,057 Don't worry, I've already taken care of the child, alright? 349 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:51,692 Good. 350 00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:53,014 He's in the bedroom, asleep. 351 00:21:53,219 --> 00:21:55,813 And then, not is my fault if it happened right here. 352 00:21:56,018 --> 00:21:57,736 I didn't do it on purpose, right?! 353 00:21:57,937 --> 00:21:59,814 The bathroom is occupied twenty-four hours a day,.. 354 00:22:00,016 --> 00:22:03,292 because you have to preserve your privacy. With the window open, though! 355 00:22:03,494 --> 00:22:05,249 So others can watch from outside. 356 00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:08,252 I'm talking to you, you know! 357 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,126 Is this how you preserve your privacy? With the windows open? 358 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,846 Rest assured that I am careful. And then, there was nobody. 359 00:22:15,049 --> 00:22:19,959 Sure, there was nobody. Who knows then if you're careful! Who knows, who knows? 360 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:25,350 I suspect you like being seen... What are you doing? 361 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,314 My things. 362 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:31,953 Mother! Always washing, always washing! Like your mother. You are identical! 363 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:38,192 Leave it now! Come! We have a maid, right? 364 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,149 Let the maid do the maid's chores! 365 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,021 Why must you always do it yourself? 366 00:22:44,637 --> 00:22:46,036 Then you also ruin your hands,.. 367 00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:47,749 for the detergents. 368 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,348 They're all chapped. Look at that! 369 00:22:50,554 --> 00:22:51,350 Stop acting dumb, come on. 370 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,122 "Stop acting dumb". I'm sorry.. 371 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,545 but if you got one nice thing, it's your hands. 372 00:22:58,590 --> 00:22:59,420 You know what? 373 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:02,625 The money you spend on massage is wasted money,.. 374 00:23:02,829 --> 00:23:04,581 all of it. It serves no purpose. 375 00:23:05,348 --> 00:23:07,737 Everything stayed the same as before. Feel, feel, what stuff. 376 00:23:08,706 --> 00:23:09,741 Look at that! 377 00:23:09,946 --> 00:23:10,981 Let go! 378 00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,863 I know I've got stretch marks. You don't need to remind me all the time. 379 00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,382 I worry enough about it myself. 380 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,017 Come on, no big deal! It's just a bit of cellulite. 381 00:23:19,222 --> 00:23:22,692 So, who cares? I have air in the stomach, we're even. 382 00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:28,609 Then, I like you as you are. Look, look. 383 00:23:28,817 --> 00:23:31,248 But please, you tell me! You tell me! 384 00:23:31,298 --> 00:23:34,065 Who has a golden ass like this, eh? 385 00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:35,768 Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty. 386 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,884 Eight years of marriage. 387 00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:46,367 With all the concerns I have and, despite everything,.. 388 00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:53,568 always like the first day... Come on, we can't complain. 389 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,359 We have a beautiful son, big. 390 00:23:55,566 --> 00:24:00,104 Your mom, well, yes, she's not annoying. And then, she even cooks well,.. 391 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:00,979 so, who cares! 392 00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:03,478 And you, look here, lovely, hard,.. 393 00:24:03,682 --> 00:24:04,956 hard as a piece of wood! 394 00:24:05,162 --> 00:24:09,235 No, no, no! You're all black. Always with this coal! 395 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,228 Look at your mouth! At least brush your teeth, please! 396 00:24:18,036 --> 00:24:19,230 Basically, you're right. 397 00:24:20,615 --> 00:24:22,686 I don't know how you can stand a guy like me. 398 00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:32,819 I'm coming! 399 00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:53,972 Angel, my angel, come here! Come here with your hubby! Come here! 400 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,649 Angel! 401 00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:59,456 What a nut you are! Why did you wear my shower cap? 402 00:24:59,658 --> 00:25:02,889 Because I love your shower cap. - Michele, look! In bed with dirty socks! 403 00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:04,290 You know I can not stand these things! 404 00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:07,374 Come on! Always caring for appearances! 405 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:09,611 Appearances! - Come here, come, come here. 406 00:25:09,814 --> 00:25:11,529 Wait! - I desire you, I want you. 407 00:25:11,733 --> 00:25:13,849 Be good! - I desire you, I want you. I want you, I desire you. 408 00:25:14,052 --> 00:25:16,131 I desire you, I want you. - Wait a minute! 409 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,729 But now I'm not even sleepy anymore! 410 00:25:18,930 --> 00:25:19,726 Leave my place free! 411 00:25:23,008 --> 00:25:28,765 All right! Go! One,...two. 412 00:25:30,165 --> 00:25:32,804 You swiped my pillow again. 413 00:25:33,004 --> 00:25:34,995 You know I cannot sleep without a pillow. Why? 414 00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:39,477 Come on, put on your pajamas! Here! 415 00:25:39,681 --> 00:25:40,670 I'm going. 416 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,553 But wait a minute. I like to feel the warmth here,.. 417 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,397 there is this niche that I like. 418 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,237 Leave me alone. Go and get changed. 419 00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:51,471 I'll leave you alone now. - Be good, come. - Just a little more. - Be quiet. 420 00:25:52,595 --> 00:25:54,984 Go put on your pajamas and then come back, okay? 421 00:25:55,194 --> 00:25:57,628 Fucking Judas! Why do you always touch my nose?! 422 00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:01,762 You know it hurts! You've even become a sadist. 423 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,387 Don't be an idiot! 424 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:08,262 So we're even. Now I'm going to the bathroom. 425 00:26:10,387 --> 00:26:12,855 Hey, don't even think of falling asleep, huh? Got it? 426 00:26:14,186 --> 00:26:14,823 Wait for me! 427 00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:16,415 Sure, I'll wait. 428 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,486 Michele? - Huh? 429 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,415 Wash yourself well, understand? 430 00:26:32,378 --> 00:26:34,209 Let's wash these feet. 431 00:26:44,253 --> 00:26:47,723 With cold water. Always with cold water. 432 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,327 Damn soap! Fucking hell! Damn it! - Michele! 433 00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:59,758 Michele, really! The child then repeats everything, you know! 434 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:04,680 Always swearing! Good heavens! 435 00:27:05,603 --> 00:27:09,232 Filthy, vile! Damn whoever invented it! 436 00:27:10,801 --> 00:27:13,554 How it hurts, God! 437 00:27:16,319 --> 00:27:20,208 I'd like to know who decided that one must wash four times daily! 438 00:27:21,756 --> 00:27:25,133 Listen, don't buy more of that soap. Do me this favor. Do not buy more. 439 00:27:25,235 --> 00:27:28,671 It may be very good but, what can I say? It's...it's very dangerous. 440 00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:31,601 With the excuse that you can wash all with it,.. 441 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,371 you wash your feet and then you slip in the bathtub. 442 00:27:33,471 --> 00:27:37,146 Oh God, that hurt! The blow that I took! How painful! 443 00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:39,404 A beastly pain! 444 00:27:40,508 --> 00:27:43,147 Listen, the house for the summer. We must give a response. 445 00:27:43,907 --> 00:27:45,181 I see how you worry about me. 446 00:27:45,386 --> 00:27:48,583 I smash my head, and you can only think of the house, the vacation. 447 00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:51,022 See if I have a mark left. 448 00:27:51,224 --> 00:27:53,419 It's nothing, nothing at all. It's all over now. 449 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,640 Come on, let's decide about the vacation, so then to sleep. 450 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:04,333 Sleep? And who thinks of sleeping? But are you crazy? 451 00:28:09,607 --> 00:28:10,207 Give me a kiss. 452 00:28:11,935 --> 00:28:14,927 Give me a kiss. And don't always try to escape. 453 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:17,249 You never want to talk about these issues! 454 00:28:17,892 --> 00:28:19,166 But who cares! 455 00:28:19,371 --> 00:28:21,123 You seem to be afraid to let us go. 456 00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:24,728 No, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid. 457 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,227 Do as you wish. 458 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,741 After all...I'm worth nothing huh? 459 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:37,878 Are you comfortable? Will you at least leave me a pillow? I too want to sleep. 460 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,961 Then it's bad for you to sleep with two pillows. Gives you a double chin. 461 00:28:41,162 --> 00:28:44,048 Come, do not play the victim! Everybody goes to sea with the kids,.. 462 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:45,099 and then also my mother comes! 463 00:28:45,169 --> 00:28:49,134 I do not play the victim. Like I said, go, go wherever you want! 464 00:28:49,239 --> 00:28:51,995 So at least, for the whole summer, I won't even be able to see you. 465 00:28:56,355 --> 00:28:58,186 What are you doing? Taking it a sleeping pill? 466 00:28:59,234 --> 00:29:00,590 No, we have to make love, eh? 467 00:29:02,552 --> 00:29:05,167 No! Then you fall asleep underneath! 468 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:08,172 What manner of speaking? You know I don't like it. 469 00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:12,979 Alright, sorry. But then, you're doing it on purpose, though! 470 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,506 Come on, come here. 471 00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:19,855 Now stop it, darling. It's late for you too. Tomorrow you have to.. 472 00:29:19,895 --> 00:29:22,502 get out early. - I don't care. - Let's sleep, come on. 473 00:29:22,704 --> 00:29:28,062 Let's make love. Then, after, you sleep better. Arm... There. 474 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,233 Then, in the morning, you never want to get up. 475 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:36,934 Michele, you don't let me breathe! Please! 476 00:29:38,137 --> 00:29:40,011 Ugh! - Alright! As you wish! 477 00:29:41,016 --> 00:29:45,089 Don't expect I'm going to beg! This is crazy! 478 00:29:46,374 --> 00:29:48,025 "You crush me, you don't crush me"... 479 00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:50,536 When it takes some reasoning, "you crush me!"... 480 00:29:50,552 --> 00:29:52,069 Are you or aren't you my wife? 481 00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:55,885 Now she takes the sleeping pill, and begins to snore! 482 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,667 Instead I can not sleep anymore, now I set my mind into the...the thing.. 483 00:30:00,927 --> 00:30:02,073 and I cannot fall asleep. 484 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,235 "I'm tired", huh? 485 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,401 I am a woman! 486 00:30:18,431 --> 00:30:19,884 But tell me when ever you feel like it, huh? 487 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,936 I'm not a beast, you know! 488 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,792 I'm a beast, huh? 489 00:30:27,476 --> 00:30:29,861 It's at least three weeks that we don't touch each other! 490 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,232 More than a beast, I'm a saint! 491 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,280 Always exaggerating! 492 00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:35,867 Last time we did it, was on the 19th, and then I had my things! 493 00:30:35,972 --> 00:30:40,502 And you say nothing!... 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 494 00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:43,728 26, 27, 28, 29. I'll say! 495 00:30:44,549 --> 00:30:46,819 I don't even remember how to do it, anymore! 496 00:30:53,545 --> 00:30:56,103 Alright! All right! 497 00:31:01,491 --> 00:31:02,772 How sad! 498 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,372 Poor me! 499 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:07,496 Staying here to count, as if we were accountants. 500 00:31:08,378 --> 00:31:10,416 And not that you're frigid, far from it! 501 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,160 Fact is that you couldn't care less. 502 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,788 Selfish and egocentric! 503 00:31:15,815 --> 00:31:19,144 You, the home, the child, the mother,.. 504 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:21,229 the summer vacation 300 kilometers away. 505 00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:24,751 And I? I am the asshole who pays, who pays, who pays...! 506 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,999 You? You, my dear, have not understood anything yet about women! 507 00:31:29,649 --> 00:31:32,209 You still think that a woman can make love ... without preparation! 508 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:34,236 Just like a cow! 509 00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:39,258 Same old tirade...same! 510 00:31:42,556 --> 00:31:46,298 Damn it! I forgot! 511 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,634 But tomorrow I'll buy it, huh?.. 512 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:55,125 yeah, yeah, I'll buy it!...The violin! Sure! So, preparation with music! 513 00:32:00,076 --> 00:32:01,325 Other than the violin! 514 00:32:03,634 --> 00:32:04,544 But go...! 515 00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:07,067 You wake up cursing, you and your pains! 516 00:32:07,872 --> 00:32:09,763 At noon, you put your head in the plate... 517 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:16,349 Never a smiling face, ever! Never a kind word! 518 00:32:16,549 --> 00:32:18,301 Always angry! Always! 519 00:32:19,427 --> 00:32:22,725 What should I do for you? Tell me! The face of love? 520 00:32:22,926 --> 00:32:25,832 The Rudolph Valentino? - Stop it! - "Come! Love me!" 521 00:32:27,132 --> 00:32:30,057 What should I do? Smile, talk, eat, all together? 522 00:32:30,063 --> 00:32:31,882 So I don't chew, and I go to the other world? 523 00:32:31,882 --> 00:32:34,774 You'd like that, huh? It's the doctor who told me to chew. 524 00:32:34,981 --> 00:32:37,620 That's why I keep my head in the plate. Because I must chew! 525 00:32:37,819 --> 00:32:41,928 If not, this stomach will go in gangrene. Damn it! 526 00:32:44,257 --> 00:32:48,896 The truth is, if I don't go to work, nobody will chew, here! 527 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,933 That's the truth! Not the... rejection. The rejection of sex. 528 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,327 Shit! Again the stomach ache! Because,.. 529 00:32:56,531 --> 00:32:58,143 over all, it is a nervous reaction. 530 00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:58,920 Damn it! 531 00:32:59,090 --> 00:33:02,233 Now the cramps! At one at night, the cramps! 532 00:33:03,368 --> 00:33:05,723 How I can feel something for one who sleeps with the singlet,.. 533 00:33:05,927 --> 00:33:07,196 and never changes it?! 534 00:33:08,606 --> 00:33:10,783 Moreover, with the roll-on! Other than violins! 535 00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:13,752 The singlet, the roll-on! 536 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,641 The singlet, I wear it because it is one neat piece, which is.. 537 00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:19,719 on my skin, and thus it doesn't dirt, okay? 538 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,572 Find another excuse, come on. 539 00:33:25,919 --> 00:33:28,074 Okay, if I can't sleep, no one sleeps. 540 00:33:31,714 --> 00:33:32,712 Come on, wake up! 541 00:33:33,075 --> 00:33:34,030 Come, let's do something! 542 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,626 Hey, I'm talking to you! 543 00:33:35,726 --> 00:33:37,702 Do not ignore it, hiding under the sheet! 544 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,726 Come, get out of bed! 545 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:41,947 Hey! - All right, then! Go ahead! Do it, I'm ready! 546 00:33:42,431 --> 00:33:45,860 Do it, do it! So, in cold blood? 547 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,911 What am I, a butcher? 548 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,275 But don't you know that, to make love, it takes two? 549 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,307 Then, with this standard, what should I do? 550 00:33:55,307 --> 00:33:58,040 I go down the street, grab one of those, and, for ten thousand lire,.. 551 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,873 I get away with it. A good professional, and I'm all set. 552 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:01,208 I can't stand you! 553 00:34:01,258 --> 00:34:04,202 I was ready, but you just want to torture me! Is that love? 554 00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:06,258 Come back here. Come back here. Don't go away. - I go...I go.. 555 00:34:06,258 --> 00:34:07,998 to sleep with the child! I go to sleep with my son! 556 00:34:07,998 --> 00:34:10,214 Let's not give scandal. Shut up and sleep. Come to bed. 557 00:34:10,419 --> 00:34:11,894 I do not torture you. 558 00:34:11,994 --> 00:34:14,170 I simply asked you to make love. 559 00:34:14,258 --> 00:34:17,255 Something normal. Between man and wife it can be done, right? 560 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,452 Cannot be done? Patience! Go, go, go to bed! 561 00:34:20,655 --> 00:34:24,443 A big bed, just for you. So you can slue round as much as you want! 562 00:34:24,873 --> 00:34:26,541 There! Happy now? 563 00:34:27,332 --> 00:34:28,520 It was a matter of two minutes. 564 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:34,087 By this time, we would have done. No! The...the spites, the things. And now? 565 00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:38,860 Now, who loses it's me! Because I am excited...and I don't know what to do! 566 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,884 Where to go? 567 00:34:40,486 --> 00:34:43,261 Then it also seems that I'm asking for a handout, when it is a right. 568 00:34:43,725 --> 00:34:45,360 Sleep, sleep quiet, OK? 569 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,724 Good night, ma'am. I'll even turn out the light, huh? Alright? 570 00:34:50,362 --> 00:34:51,851 And now, I, where am I going? 571 00:35:02,957 --> 00:35:04,709 Excuse me, huh? Come here, come here. 572 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:05,666 Tell me, tell me. 573 00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:06,866 Tell me. 574 00:35:06,915 --> 00:35:11,147 Go to sleep, huh? Go to bed. Very good. Good night! 575 00:35:12,872 --> 00:35:17,900 Spy!...and she even swipes on the shopping money! All alike! 576 00:35:35,822 --> 00:35:40,054 Not even bother to put the magazines in their place. Nothing! 577 00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:42,618 I spend millions... 578 00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:47,532 What "masters of painting"! They're masters of doing nothing. 579 00:35:55,934 --> 00:35:56,684 What does it take? 580 00:35:56,893 --> 00:36:00,169 What does it take to teach my son to put things in order? 581 00:36:01,611 --> 00:36:03,090 Nothing! Nothing! 582 00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,645 Learn! Do learn how to do these things! Learn! 583 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,836 Still alive! 584 00:36:45,752 --> 00:36:46,741 Look at that! 585 00:36:47,911 --> 00:36:51,745 What's this craze of keeping a helmet on the head, even when you sleep, huh? 586 00:36:53,309 --> 00:36:55,345 So then he'll become a complete moron. 587 00:36:56,987 --> 00:37:01,185 Good, good, good, good, good. 588 00:37:02,505 --> 00:37:04,621 Good! Look what I have to do! 589 00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:09,452 The finger in the mouth! To keep him quiet. Damn! 590 00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:12,217 Then: "Do you love mom?" "Yes, I love mom". 591 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,210 "Do you love grandma?" "Yes, I love grandma". 592 00:37:16,619 --> 00:37:20,009 Not once: "I love Dad". Dad, never! Dad doesn't count. 593 00:37:20,577 --> 00:37:22,408 Dad must stick a finger in your mouth, and that's it! 594 00:37:25,335 --> 00:37:26,413 Finished? 595 00:37:55,762 --> 00:37:56,638 Michele! 596 00:37:57,699 --> 00:37:58,738 Keep quiet! 597 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:02,175 I had to put my finger in his mouth for him to sleep! 598 00:38:02,919 --> 00:38:04,989 Come on, come! Don't be silly! 599 00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:13,273 I beg you, Michele, come. 600 00:38:15,473 --> 00:38:18,429 What are you doing, crying? Don't be silly! 601 00:38:18,532 --> 00:38:19,587 Leave me alone. - Please, come. 602 00:38:19,641 --> 00:38:20,323 I'm watching the child. 603 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:21,910 But the child is asleep now! 604 00:38:22,110 --> 00:38:23,589 Come. Let's go to bed. - Go and sleep you too. 605 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:25,382 Come and sleep with me. - Go and sleep you too! 606 00:38:25,589 --> 00:38:27,947 Come. Please! 607 00:38:29,946 --> 00:38:30,946 Let's go to bed, come! 608 00:38:32,106 --> 00:38:33,242 Please don't touch me. 609 00:38:36,741 --> 00:38:39,141 No, look, what am I coming to bed for? 610 00:38:39,343 --> 00:38:41,698 Then, I may even annoy you. You go. 611 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:43,849 I'll give you the other pillow too. 612 00:38:44,061 --> 00:38:47,858 I didn't mean to offend. What I said was for your own good, you know? 613 00:38:48,299 --> 00:38:49,852 Come, come and rest! 614 00:38:49,858 --> 00:38:50,574 No, no.. 615 00:38:50,778 --> 00:38:54,088 you see, even when I was in the other room, just now, with the boy,.. 616 00:38:54,296 --> 00:38:56,093 imagine, I would have banged my head against the wall,.. 617 00:38:56,295 --> 00:38:58,050 thinking of the two of us. 618 00:39:00,050 --> 00:39:01,050 I know! I'm vulgar! 619 00:39:01,253 --> 00:39:03,528 What can I do? I should change. 620 00:39:05,132 --> 00:39:07,284 Not easy, you know! What would I change for? 621 00:39:08,370 --> 00:39:13,444 By now, I am what I am! Look, I'll satisfy you. 622 00:39:14,927 --> 00:39:16,406 There! I took off my singlet! 623 00:39:18,046 --> 00:39:19,843 And then, my roll-on as well. 624 00:39:24,523 --> 00:39:25,876 And so, tomorrow I will have pneumonia! 625 00:39:39,876 --> 00:39:41,309 But I do it for you, you get it? 626 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,748 So, bare-chested, as you wish. 627 00:39:50,747 --> 00:39:52,047 Hand in hand. 628 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:56,948 Laura. 629 00:40:01,787 --> 00:40:04,699 This beautiful little body, that keeps me awake all night. 630 00:40:05,785 --> 00:40:07,504 Two hours, you know, that I've been excited! 631 00:40:07,555 --> 00:40:11,213 Yet, look. I'm here, tranquil. I'm not doing anything. 632 00:40:13,102 --> 00:40:15,172 Yes, I know, you're right, sometimes I am.. 633 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:16,777 I am like an animal. 634 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:20,211 But there are also times that I'm sweet. You have to admit. 635 00:40:20,979 --> 00:40:22,128 Yes, yes! 636 00:40:24,217 --> 00:40:29,611 For example, when...when I see you... I don't know, hanging around the house.. 637 00:40:30,575 --> 00:40:33,567 with the kid...your mother,.. 638 00:40:33,773 --> 00:40:37,288 you know?, it reminds me of Dante,.. 639 00:40:37,492 --> 00:40:38,722 and I want to recite a poem. 640 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:43,759 Then, why don't you? 641 00:40:44,129 --> 00:40:45,005 Want me to recite? 642 00:40:45,808 --> 00:40:48,909 I don't know if I remember it all well. But I know the first part. 643 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:55,444 "So gentle and so pure appears my lady".. 644 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,198 Are you listening? 645 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,995 "my lady"... Because, you see,.. 646 00:41:01,201 --> 00:41:04,477 the love between husband and wife, even if only physical desire,.. 647 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,360 is something important! These are no stories! 648 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:09,759 And I,.. 649 00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:14,433 this physical desire, I feel it tonight like when I was.. 650 00:41:14,635 --> 00:41:15,263 twenty years old. 651 00:41:26,070 --> 00:41:30,332 As I was saying...the physical desire... it is something that... 652 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:34,880 It came to my mind, when I was serving at La Spezia, you know? 653 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:40,536 I remember, during the war,... I was a sailor,...and one day 654 00:41:40,744 --> 00:41:44,212 there was a bombardment. A bomb fell on a brothel. 655 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:49,851 Eighteen "signorine" died, and the Madam too, poor thing! 656 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,772 And six sailors... 657 00:41:54,618 --> 00:41:59,248 All died. Luckily, that night, I had no leave,.. 658 00:41:59,456 --> 00:42:01,867 else I'd be dead, in the rubble. 659 00:42:03,614 --> 00:42:07,402 I just finished scolding you, and you start talking about these things. 660 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:12,686 Sure, you're right. We shouldn't remember sad things. We shouldn't. 661 00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:18,048 Well, you know, they're visual memories... 662 00:42:22,046 --> 00:42:24,546 It is beautiful, though, to love each other. 663 00:42:25,445 --> 00:42:27,481 Come, give me the pillow, please. 664 00:42:27,684 --> 00:42:28,753 Yes, sorry. 665 00:42:34,961 --> 00:42:40,877 You see, darling, physical love is the foundation of all, understand? 666 00:42:41,078 --> 00:42:41,908 Yes. 667 00:42:42,118 --> 00:42:45,974 You know that is the foundation of all in a marriage. And it is also a duty! 668 00:42:48,475 --> 00:42:54,550 Think of how many families break up because...We, instead, huh? 669 00:42:54,752 --> 00:43:03,103 Listen...How about if, tonight, we give a little sister to Marcolino? 670 00:43:03,308 --> 00:43:04,741 Tonight? 671 00:43:04,948 --> 00:43:05,664 Yes. 672 00:43:05,867 --> 00:43:08,256 Maybe he doesn't want a little sister. 673 00:43:09,706 --> 00:43:19,820 Why not? ... We are young. Let's make love all night long... 674 00:43:20,021 --> 00:43:21,613 All night long... 675 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,219 Yes, night. 676 00:43:25,219 --> 00:43:27,653 We make love. 677 00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:32,329 Yes, but tomorrow you got to go to work. 678 00:43:32,536 --> 00:43:38,406 No, I'm not going to work. Who cares about work! 679 00:43:48,149 --> 00:43:50,881 Michele, don't snore. 680 00:43:52,807 --> 00:44:02,205 Don't push...Come...Come here... Don't push... 681 00:44:38,587 --> 00:44:39,900 Come, Barbara, let's go to dad! 682 00:44:47,903 --> 00:44:48,653 What time is it? 683 00:44:50,302 --> 00:44:51,576 Five to one. 684 00:44:51,781 --> 00:44:54,087 We gotta go. I have an appointment at the hairdresser. - Yes, dear. 685 00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:55,691 Come. - Where is Kay? 686 00:44:57,459 --> 00:44:58,892 Back! Come back! 687 00:44:59,098 --> 00:45:01,771 Come on, baby. Take off your skates, eh? 688 00:45:01,977 --> 00:45:02,454 Want a sweet? 689 00:45:02,657 --> 00:45:03,650 No. 690 00:45:05,649 --> 00:45:07,018 Where do we go now? 691 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,484 Here, eat this candy. You either. All right. 692 00:45:11,933 --> 00:45:13,675 Come, we'll come back here tomorrow. 693 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,365 Mama, will you take off my skates? 694 00:45:15,571 --> 00:45:17,050 Now Mom takes off your shoes, eh? 695 00:45:21,129 --> 00:45:22,357 What time is the babysitter coming? 696 00:45:22,568 --> 00:45:23,683 I took care of everything. 697 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,922 Do not worry, dear. 698 00:45:25,127 --> 00:45:25,798 Why, sure! 699 00:45:26,006 --> 00:45:28,158 You'll see how this Saturday everything will be fine. 700 00:45:28,885 --> 00:45:30,637 For me, it always goes well, my dear. 701 00:45:32,284 --> 00:45:33,623 Barbara, Kay, let's go! 702 00:45:37,921 --> 00:45:40,421 So, you go home with the girls and wait for me. 703 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,198 I don't trust this helix much. But tomorrow we'll try it, okay? 704 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,521 So we'll see if it flies outdoors. 705 00:46:22,582 --> 00:46:24,281 Are you happy that the plane flies now? 706 00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:27,982 Here it is! 707 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:33,088 Barbara, Kay, here's your snack. Milk, chocolate, and sandwiches. 708 00:46:33,297 --> 00:46:34,366 You like, right? 709 00:46:34,577 --> 00:46:36,932 And then, on television, today you can watch "Yogi the Bear". 710 00:46:37,136 --> 00:46:40,006 Frank, bring Kay. Barbara, are you coming? 711 00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:43,929 Yes? 712 00:46:44,133 --> 00:46:46,328 Hurry up, the babysitter will come at 6! 713 00:46:46,532 --> 00:46:48,204 Okay, okay. Coming. 714 00:46:48,411 --> 00:46:48,923 Bye! 715 00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:52,326 Come here. Come with your daddy. 716 00:46:54,168 --> 00:46:58,578 Eat first, and then you watch TV. Come, sit here. That's it. 717 00:46:59,086 --> 00:47:02,965 Frank, but what are you doing with that thing in your eye? Silly! 718 00:47:03,164 --> 00:47:06,156 Come Kay, now be good, and eat your snack with Barbara. 719 00:47:07,123 --> 00:47:09,796 Sorry Frank, but if you don't feel like, we can give up. 720 00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:15,837 What are you saying? Of course! Isn't it Saturday today?. I never give up. 721 00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:23,041 Here! Be good, huh? Eat and don't fight, okay? Good! 722 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,641 Mommy will turn on the television. 723 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,461 Just Yogi Bear! 724 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,261 Have you seen? It's the bear! 725 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,929 Have fun, but do not go out of the room. Careful. 726 00:47:34,979 --> 00:47:38,062 Mom and Dad now have to get some rest, okay? 727 00:47:38,569 --> 00:47:40,021 And eat all the snacks, eh? 728 00:48:22,090 --> 00:48:23,523 Frank! 729 00:48:29,127 --> 00:48:30,082 Will it take long? 730 00:48:31,006 --> 00:48:31,995 No, just a second. 731 00:48:32,806 --> 00:48:34,000 Take your time. 732 00:48:52,117 --> 00:48:54,480 But, dear, it's much better with the veil. 733 00:49:10,669 --> 00:49:12,761 Do you see that I am the one waiting for you, now? 734 00:49:13,468 --> 00:49:18,240 Nancy, don't you think it'd be better for you without so many precautions? 735 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,804 The doctor said it is the same. 736 00:49:21,586 --> 00:49:23,193 Unless you want another child! 737 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,739 Well, could you try with the pills, don't you think? 738 00:49:29,221 --> 00:49:32,110 The pills? Haven't you heard Monica? She always has dizziness, nausea... 739 00:49:42,055 --> 00:49:43,708 Can you leave this record on, dear? 740 00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:48,284 Leave it on. If you like it, okay. 741 00:49:50,772 --> 00:49:53,088 But you should like it too. 742 00:49:53,411 --> 00:49:55,322 I do like it. 743 00:50:01,727 --> 00:50:03,319 Frank. 744 00:50:04,246 --> 00:50:05,395 It was better, wasn't it? 745 00:50:08,484 --> 00:50:09,360 For me, it was great. 746 00:50:09,564 --> 00:50:12,681 You, instead. Are you tranquil this time? 747 00:50:13,282 --> 00:50:15,334 Of course! Haven't you noticed? 748 00:50:15,841 --> 00:50:17,711 I mean, more than the other times? 749 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,751 I thought you noticed. 750 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,071 I always fear that you say it so as to reassure me. 751 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,494 No, dear, stay close to me. You know it does very good. 752 00:50:30,714 --> 00:50:31,985 But, don't I crush you? 753 00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:36,906 No. Not at all! We must prolong the contact, right? 754 00:50:38,431 --> 00:50:40,323 You know what time it is? Six and a half. 755 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,602 We stayed in bed 15 minutes more than last Saturday. 756 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,441 Right? 757 00:50:47,407 --> 00:50:50,001 Twenty long minutes more than last time. 758 00:50:51,453 --> 00:50:53,574 That's the babysitter. I'll get it. 759 00:50:55,983 --> 00:50:59,612 Nancy, I wouldn't contradict you, since we both have decided so, but,.. 760 00:50:59,822 --> 00:51:02,317 don't you think it would be better to make love at night? 761 00:51:12,896 --> 00:51:13,806 Hello, Jessica. 762 00:51:14,016 --> 00:51:15,444 Good afternoon, Mr. Begonia. 763 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,889 Can you leave me the phonograph tonight? 764 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,660 Why, sure! 765 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,400 Hi, Barbara. Hi, Kay. How are you? 766 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,720 Fine. 767 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,215 Barbara! Kay! Is everything all right? Yes? 768 00:51:36,415 --> 00:51:37,756 Hi, daddy. - Where is my gear? 769 00:51:37,965 --> 00:51:39,398 What did you watch on TV? 770 00:51:39,565 --> 00:51:40,315 Nothing. 771 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,271 Darling,...if you speak of the night, it means that today was not positive. 772 00:51:49,471 --> 00:51:50,304 No, no, why? 773 00:51:50,404 --> 00:51:53,333 I said so because I thought that, at night, it could be more comfortable. 774 00:51:53,539 --> 00:51:54,552 Above all, fewer bell rings. 775 00:51:55,838 --> 00:51:59,892 Well, I think instead, that at night is mechanical, more routine. 776 00:52:01,395 --> 00:52:03,856 In addition, at night you're always so tired! 777 00:52:04,674 --> 00:52:08,466 I believe these things should be done in the most conscious way. 778 00:52:09,232 --> 00:52:13,445 Sure! No, you may be right. By day it is better. More complete. 779 00:52:15,749 --> 00:52:20,227 Listen, now that we're going to that meeting, please don't make me talk. 780 00:52:20,427 --> 00:52:22,543 I do not like telling my intimacies in public. 781 00:52:22,946 --> 00:52:25,772 But it is very important, and primarily serves us both! 782 00:52:26,504 --> 00:52:28,893 You can't deny that now is much better than before. 783 00:52:31,022 --> 00:52:35,759 Yes, I know. But look, in these cases I prefer not to talk...I listen. 784 00:53:02,449 --> 00:53:06,400 Forgive me, Nancy, if I insist, but it's not easy. I'm still not used to it,.. 785 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:07,353 believe me. 786 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,120 And for me, it is increasingly difficult each time, and you know it. 787 00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:13,514 And you think it was easy for me? Quite the contrary! 788 00:53:14,084 --> 00:53:15,517 But I'm happy now. 789 00:53:15,723 --> 00:53:18,396 We had to solve our sexual problem, didn't we? 790 00:53:19,521 --> 00:53:23,275 Nancy! Oh, dear! How are you? 791 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,196 How goes it? 792 00:53:24,399 --> 00:53:25,070 Mary. 793 00:53:25,279 --> 00:53:26,109 Well. Very good. 794 00:53:26,318 --> 00:53:29,735 You like, huh? And I have solved my problem with the cold. 795 00:53:31,516 --> 00:53:34,792 Leave! Leave! Go ahead. Go ahead. 796 00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:49,706 This about the time, is a really interesting problem. 797 00:53:49,908 --> 00:53:51,785 We should really talk about it. 798 00:53:51,987 --> 00:53:53,022 Who wants to start? 799 00:53:53,227 --> 00:53:56,724 You start, Horace! You're so good at exposing! 800 00:53:57,825 --> 00:54:00,293 It's not the day or the night that matters, dear Frank. 801 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:03,540 I think that the love act can be, indeed, must be, performed.. 802 00:54:03,742 --> 00:54:04,572 at different times. 803 00:54:04,782 --> 00:54:08,358 It should take place in places and situations that vary. 804 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,552 Continuously renewed. What do you think, Tony? 805 00:54:11,759 --> 00:54:15,798 I repeat once again: the important thing is to save the marriage. 806 00:54:15,997 --> 00:54:18,989 And, to save the marriage, it is essential that the couple's sex life.. 807 00:54:19,195 --> 00:54:23,950 is rich, is full of mutual and complete satisfaction. 808 00:54:24,153 --> 00:54:29,022 That it not be a descending parabola, but an ever growing diagram. 809 00:54:29,231 --> 00:54:33,846 Well, my dear Nancy, you asked us all whether it is better the day or night. 810 00:54:34,049 --> 00:54:39,677 Well, I can only answer: personally, and for us, it is exactly the same thing. 811 00:54:39,886 --> 00:54:40,602 Is that right, dear? 812 00:54:42,005 --> 00:54:43,916 Yes, of course. Of course! 813 00:54:44,424 --> 00:54:47,912 But, as you know, for me, between seven and nine in the morning, 814 00:54:47,912 --> 00:54:49,875 has always been very difficult, since day one. 815 00:54:50,082 --> 00:54:52,338 Right. Because you're half asleep. 816 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,276 So, Nancy and Frank, regarding your question... 817 00:54:57,479 --> 00:54:59,913 Oh, no, Tony. The question is by my wife. 818 00:55:00,118 --> 00:55:03,338 Yes, okay, but even if the question is by your wife,.. 819 00:55:03,536 --> 00:55:05,896 I guess the problem concerns a bit both of you. 820 00:55:05,996 --> 00:55:09,708 My wife is right. And I think, Frank, that you do not want to collaborate. 821 00:55:09,913 --> 00:55:13,011 We're here to talk. To help each other. 822 00:55:14,152 --> 00:55:15,790 You know our problems very well, right? 823 00:55:15,991 --> 00:55:19,627 Yes, yes. You may be right, but I... 824 00:55:21,228 --> 00:55:22,581 Sit down beside me, honey. 825 00:55:22,788 --> 00:55:27,525 But you know everyone's problems! We have never had secrets. 826 00:55:27,726 --> 00:55:29,398 I do not have your strange modesty, Frank! 827 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,842 This way, you harm us too! You put me in awe. 828 00:55:34,663 --> 00:55:39,498 Today, for example, we both, well...we have to tell you something. 829 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:42,772 Come on! Come on! No fear! This is the right time! 830 00:55:42,979 --> 00:55:44,837 The more we free ourselves, the more we progress. 831 00:55:46,817 --> 00:55:49,251 Well, we have finally found out.. 832 00:55:49,756 --> 00:55:52,111 why he disgusts me, when we make love. 833 00:55:52,315 --> 00:55:55,227 It's because he makes the same noise of a pig! 834 00:55:55,434 --> 00:55:58,471 As what, a child, I saw a farmhouse. 835 00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:02,170 See that you just don't cooperate? 836 00:56:04,450 --> 00:56:06,281 Sorry, Frank. What's so funny? 837 00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:08,605 And just about Mary, who is so sensitive. 838 00:56:08,808 --> 00:56:09,445 Yes, but... 839 00:56:10,327 --> 00:56:13,016 I would like to further clarify what I said a while ago. 840 00:56:13,566 --> 00:56:16,444 I have always considered Frank a totally normal man. 841 00:56:16,644 --> 00:56:17,599 Absolutely. 842 00:56:18,104 --> 00:56:20,254 And then, perhaps, I'm the one to blame! 843 00:56:20,463 --> 00:56:23,580 There is no room for blame here, beloved Nancy, only problems to be solved. 844 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,499 Problems common to us all. 845 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:30,497 Anyway, we decided to have sex by daytime, and just on Saturday. 846 00:56:30,698 --> 00:56:34,008 And this, because we have more time at our disposal. 847 00:56:34,217 --> 00:56:36,447 Certainly, there has been some progress, but... 848 00:56:36,656 --> 00:56:42,369 Sorry, dear, I asked you not to talk about certain issues and, instead,... 849 00:56:42,573 --> 00:56:46,327 Be patient, Frank. Here, we should not exclude any issue. 850 00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:50,650 Here we have the courage to do what so many people should try:.. 851 00:56:50,850 --> 00:56:53,603 to save the marriage as an institution. 852 00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:57,941 As a way of life. As the ideal state of man and woman. 853 00:57:00,026 --> 00:57:01,778 Helen and I, since some time,.. 854 00:57:02,285 --> 00:57:06,024 because of our rigorous education, we try.. 855 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:08,042 to free ourselves from the idea of sexual intercourse as sin. 856 00:57:08,622 --> 00:57:10,533 John and Mary, are... 857 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,432 are overcoming a problem of physical disgust. 858 00:57:16,019 --> 00:57:19,489 Orazio and Sally, married at eighteen, very young, struggle.. 859 00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:25,025 to reinvigorate a boring married life, perhaps a bit exhausted. 860 00:57:25,495 --> 00:57:26,848 Nancy and you.. 861 00:57:27,054 --> 00:57:30,171 have this problem of...dissatisfaction. 862 00:57:30,373 --> 00:57:33,790 But I am happy, indeed, very happy with my marriage. 863 00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:36,266 Then why are you here? For the show? 864 00:57:37,469 --> 00:57:40,400 Frank, but they are friends, they just want to help us. 865 00:57:40,514 --> 00:57:43,226 Excuse him, it is that the debate in public... 866 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:44,826 The Latin blood comes out. What can we do? 867 00:57:45,026 --> 00:57:47,579 Come, Frank. Come with me to the kitchen to make sangria. 868 00:57:47,945 --> 00:57:48,821 Come! 869 00:57:49,264 --> 00:57:52,574 Please be patient. I'm trying to overcome, but it is a matter of time. 870 00:57:52,683 --> 00:57:54,381 Here, with all this talking, there is nothing left to drink. 871 00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:55,791 Sally, you must give me the recipe. 872 00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:56,990 Yes, later I'll write it down. 873 00:57:57,201 --> 00:57:58,316 I have to make some in the parish. 874 00:57:58,520 --> 00:57:59,794 I do not understand this Frank. 875 00:58:02,838 --> 00:58:04,191 Don't worry. 876 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,150 See Tony, for example, poor man! 877 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:09,030 You certainly remember all the trouble that cost him, right? 878 00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,306 During the first 2 years of marriage, he made love without even.. 879 00:58:14,513 --> 00:58:16,071 touching his wife with his hands. 880 00:58:16,273 --> 00:58:17,786 The can opener is there. You do it, thank you. 881 00:58:17,992 --> 00:58:20,347 Yes, but see, I've always used my hands. 882 00:58:20,851 --> 00:58:21,904 I've never had any inhibitions! 883 00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:24,878 The truth is that I don't trust much this system. 884 00:58:25,089 --> 00:58:28,081 That's your trouble, in my opinion, lack of confidence. 885 00:58:29,557 --> 00:58:31,070 Instead you have it, right? 886 00:58:31,946 --> 00:58:33,698 And, have you reached any conclusions? 887 00:58:34,425 --> 00:58:36,893 Of course! It's very simple, you know? 888 00:58:37,403 --> 00:58:39,871 For three years we lived together as friends,.. 889 00:58:40,082 --> 00:58:41,754 and now we are again a husband and wife. 890 00:58:41,961 --> 00:58:44,521 Well, for me this whole thing to examine,.. 891 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,349 to find, to dig,... don't know. 892 00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:52,950 For example, with regard to the breast, you should know that it got worn-out.. 893 00:58:53,157 --> 00:58:54,875 a bit after my third pregnancy. 894 00:58:55,076 --> 00:58:57,385 Orazio, instead, liked it so much, before! 895 00:58:58,254 --> 00:59:01,052 Well, I am quite sure that this was one of the reasons.. 896 00:59:01,253 --> 00:59:02,952 that cooled our sexual relationships. 897 00:59:03,372 --> 00:59:06,232 But without these meetings, he would have never understood! 898 00:59:06,431 --> 00:59:11,379 So instead, we talked, and even this was overcome, without too much difficulty. 899 00:59:11,409 --> 00:59:12,479 Believe me. 900 00:59:13,128 --> 00:59:14,197 And now he likes it again? 901 00:59:14,707 --> 00:59:19,337 No... Take the bowl. It's there, in that sideboard. 902 00:59:19,545 --> 00:59:20,057 Sure. 903 00:59:21,604 --> 00:59:24,198 No. But now, I always let myself be seen from behind. 904 00:59:25,123 --> 00:59:28,320 You know, I have a high fanny, long legs... 905 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:30,315 Careful, Frank! 906 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:31,157 It's lead! 907 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:31,758 It's heavy, yes. 908 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:33,117 Put it here. 909 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:35,909 Listen, now bring me a bottle of cognac. It's in the lounge. - Yes. 910 00:59:38,597 --> 00:59:41,953 Certainly, the economic concerns do affect. True, Frank? 911 00:59:42,155 --> 00:59:42,905 Yes, yes, true. 912 00:59:44,235 --> 00:59:46,908 Indeed, I think that without economic problems, the marriage would be,.. 913 00:59:47,113 --> 00:59:48,262 better, much better. 914 00:59:48,473 --> 00:59:50,668 And, when we bought the second car,.. 915 00:59:50,872 --> 00:59:53,306 we spent some really difficult times. 916 00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:55,899 Frank could only think of debts, commitments. 917 00:59:56,109 --> 00:59:57,701 Yeah, yeah. That's the truth. 918 00:59:57,909 --> 01:00:01,140 Thinking of debts, had really no time to think about making love. 919 01:00:01,347 --> 01:00:01,745 No, I disagree. 920 01:00:01,947 --> 01:00:03,346 Well, I'll bring the brandy to make sangria. 921 01:00:03,546 --> 01:00:04,422 But I don't think.. 922 01:00:04,626 --> 01:00:08,539 that the economy is determinant in the sexual life of couples or singles. 923 01:00:08,744 --> 01:00:10,374 For example, in countries... 924 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:20,075 I have stained all the shirt. What do they talk about, in the lounge? 925 01:00:20,279 --> 01:00:21,348 Nothing.. 926 01:00:21,558 --> 01:00:24,077 they were saying that at times, the precarious economic conditions,... 927 01:00:24,337 --> 01:00:25,442 Yes? What about it? 928 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,068 may disturb a relationship. 929 01:00:27,396 --> 01:00:29,352 No, actually, I wouldn't say that. 930 01:00:29,555 --> 01:00:33,707 Think of the Indians, for instance, or the Chinese. They're very poor,.. 931 01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:37,922 yet we all know they have a very intense sexual life. 932 01:00:38,131 --> 01:00:40,804 Moreover, it is clear from their culture. 933 01:00:41,030 --> 01:00:42,543 Haven't you seen the pictures of the temple? 934 01:00:42,549 --> 01:00:43,738 What pictures? 935 01:00:43,949 --> 01:00:46,668 Those of the Indian temple of fertility. Come, I'll show you. 936 01:00:50,726 --> 01:00:53,081 From my notes so far, it looks like.. 937 01:00:53,285 --> 01:00:53,922 Come... 938 01:00:54,124 --> 01:00:57,116 the only positive result is John's confession. 939 01:01:01,141 --> 01:01:02,893 There. Look. 940 01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:11,654 Interesting. But this is huge! And look at this! 941 01:01:14,695 --> 01:01:17,732 From the same collection, is a volume that deals with Roman art.. 942 01:01:17,934 --> 01:01:19,253 and with Chinese art, see? 943 01:01:21,672 --> 01:01:23,649 I'll change the shirt and be right back. Excuse me. 944 01:01:35,326 --> 01:01:37,886 The truth is that modern man is spoiling everything! 945 01:01:38,965 --> 01:01:42,758 I wonder what would happen to anyone who would build churches like this. 946 01:01:43,163 --> 01:01:47,695 Yes, you're right. Well, now let's make that sangria, that they're waiting. 947 01:01:48,381 --> 01:01:50,497 But, you have a real library on the subject, huh? 948 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:52,433 Yes, it's the analyst who advises them. 949 01:01:55,957 --> 01:01:58,107 For my breast problem I was telling you... 950 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,249 Look at these pictures. 951 01:02:00,455 --> 01:02:00,853 Is it you? 952 01:02:03,054 --> 01:02:05,568 You see, to have these pictures taken has been very useful. 953 01:02:05,773 --> 01:02:06,569 Wow! 954 01:02:11,451 --> 01:02:13,282 But, did you take them with the Polaroid? 955 01:02:13,490 --> 01:02:15,924 Naturally. Then, Orazio is very good. 956 01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:21,277 Frank, let's go back to the kitchen. The others are dying of thirst. 957 01:02:21,486 --> 01:02:24,284 Come, we will continue our talk in the kitchen, while making the sangria. 958 01:02:24,485 --> 01:02:25,713 Come, please. 959 01:02:39,479 --> 01:02:40,468 The sugar. 960 01:02:44,057 --> 01:02:47,506 But, have you ever tried to take pictures like these? 961 01:02:48,075 --> 01:02:51,667 Huh? No... But it must be fun, right? 962 01:02:52,433 --> 01:02:53,871 Try to do it, sometimes. 963 01:02:58,269 --> 01:02:59,669 It is very erotic, you know? 964 01:03:00,350 --> 01:03:02,129 That's how we started over. 965 01:03:02,329 --> 01:03:05,127 Orazio no longer saw me as a woman, however after... 966 01:03:05,707 --> 01:03:11,181 You know, the postures, the jokes... Put yourself so...Put yourself so... 967 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:14,360 In short, when Orazio had these photographs in hand.. 968 01:03:14,563 --> 01:03:15,393 especially.. 969 01:03:15,603 --> 01:03:18,640 especially the one this way, he jumped on me. 970 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,010 And he demanded that I put myself so,.. 971 01:03:26,718 --> 01:03:28,615 in the same pose as in the photo. 972 01:03:31,056 --> 01:03:32,171 Oh yeah? 973 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:37,769 What are you doing? 974 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,547 To me, your breasts are beautiful! 975 01:03:39,752 --> 01:03:40,980 No! They're ugly! 976 01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,420 I like your breasts, I tell you! 977 01:03:42,631 --> 01:03:43,950 Listen, the sangria... 978 01:03:44,151 --> 01:03:45,630 Never mind the sangria! Come... 979 01:03:45,830 --> 01:03:49,106 I have never betrayed...never... 980 01:03:49,308 --> 01:03:51,822 Me neither... Come here!... Come here! 981 01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:54,097 It's the first time, understand? 982 01:03:54,306 --> 01:03:55,102 For me too... 983 01:03:55,306 --> 01:03:56,625 But, poor Orazio... 984 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,480 Your wife... 985 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:01,953 Poor Nancy.... 986 01:04:02,163 --> 01:04:04,040 They can see us!...They can enter! 987 01:04:04,242 --> 01:04:05,118 No, I'll close the door... 988 01:04:16,756 --> 01:04:20,765 Paul: a world, organized according to temporal sequences,.. 989 01:04:21,434 --> 01:04:25,109 moved by constructive stimuli and convinced to partake of.. 990 01:04:25,313 --> 01:04:29,786 a historical path, immediate or religious, needed.. 991 01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:33,984 to reproduce up to the fundamental micro-group, the family,.. 992 01:04:34,189 --> 01:04:35,422 the myth and engine of the world. 993 01:04:36,448 --> 01:04:38,962 Inequality as a stimulus for progress. 994 01:04:40,986 --> 01:04:46,185 Paul: What will remain of the notion of marriage, in 1984? 995 01:04:46,484 --> 01:04:48,993 In my opinion, none, or almost none. 996 01:04:50,302 --> 01:04:55,422 Burdrys: I also believe that any concept of sexual normality.. 997 01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:59,693 will disappear completely, in a time of unprecedented social freedom. 998 01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:06,812 Blush: Thus we will reach the ideal Utopian society. 999 01:05:07,314 --> 01:05:09,589 A society without psychoanalysts, 1000 01:05:09,793 --> 01:05:14,469 be they Freudian, Adlerian or Jungian. 1001 01:05:16,550 --> 01:05:21,244 Williamson: I imagined, in "The Commentaries",.. 1002 01:05:21,748 --> 01:05:24,884 the manufacture of artificial men and women,.. 1003 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:26,839 created exclusively for the wedding. 1004 01:05:29,065 --> 01:05:31,563 Paul: I do not think so. 1005 01:05:32,524 --> 01:05:36,394 We have technologies that can not be improved by automation. 1006 01:05:37,182 --> 01:05:41,273 Or, thanks to the machines, we shall arrive to an automation.. 1007 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:46,437 so complete, that we'll find everything ready, as in the Eden? 1008 01:06:07,588 --> 01:06:15,666 In the third millennium, we will be happy! 1009 01:06:17,004 --> 01:06:20,758 Mia, come here! As I turn around, you will escape. 1010 01:06:20,963 --> 01:06:24,659 Come here, Mia! If I don't feel you near, you know, I am as lost. 1011 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,392 No! How, no? 1012 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,874 But you always get away! 1013 01:06:29,079 --> 01:06:32,251 You're my wife, and must stay with me! You know that I'd like to drown you? 1014 01:06:32,358 --> 01:06:34,155 Seriously! Drown my wife! 1015 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,095 No! I don't think you would ever do it! 1016 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:36,867 Oh, you don't believe it? 1017 01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:38,429 But I certainly do it. Watch! 1018 01:06:38,635 --> 01:06:43,789 But not to drown you. I do it for fun, to see how long you resist under water. 1019 01:06:44,073 --> 01:06:46,109 Six, seven, eight. 1020 01:06:46,312 --> 01:06:48,223 I don't want to die, Igor, no! 1021 01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:50,846 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14... 1022 01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:54,846 "Institute for the Protection of the family. January 1986. Sample 176329." 1023 01:06:55,048 --> 01:06:58,484 I send you under! I send you under! Look! And now I'll eat you, huh? 1024 01:07:00,206 --> 01:07:02,360 Little by little, I'll eat you whole. 1025 01:07:02,964 --> 01:07:06,034 Do you really want to drown me? I do not want to die, Igor! 1026 01:07:06,243 --> 01:07:07,437 I don't want to die under water! 1027 01:07:07,942 --> 01:07:10,775 No way! Darling, my darling. 1028 01:07:10,981 --> 01:07:14,371 How could I ever kill you? How could I kill my dear little wife? 1029 01:07:17,438 --> 01:07:21,636 Moray! No, not this way, Mia! Do not be violent! 1030 01:07:21,836 --> 01:07:25,192 I don't want to make love in the water. You know I could even die. 1031 01:07:25,395 --> 01:07:27,431 Love! My love! Don't be like this! 1032 01:07:27,634 --> 01:07:31,560 The other day I felt bad, you remember, right? You saw!... No! 1033 01:07:36,110 --> 01:07:38,853 Cad! So you really want to kill me, huh? 1034 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:43,160 Want to kill your Igor! Well, take this, take, take, take! 1035 01:07:43,467 --> 01:07:45,264 Jumping! 1036 01:07:52,343 --> 01:07:56,577 Now I lay you out in the sun. So you get some tan. Are you happy? 1037 01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:58,740 Yes! 1038 01:07:58,985 --> 01:08:00,460 See what a good husband you have? 1039 01:08:03,618 --> 01:08:04,494 Hi! 1040 01:08:04,937 --> 01:08:05,608 Hi! 1041 01:08:07,616 --> 01:08:08,492 Bye! 1042 01:08:08,996 --> 01:08:14,912 See you soon! Well, now I go for a walk, huh? You stay here! 1043 01:08:15,193 --> 01:08:17,988 Going to see if there's some girl to have some fun with. 1044 01:08:18,032 --> 01:08:18,820 As you wish, dear! 1045 01:08:18,852 --> 01:08:19,923 Bye. - Bye. 1046 01:08:20,742 --> 01:08:22,307 Would you like an ice cream? Thank you. 1047 01:08:22,511 --> 01:08:25,125 Yes? Well, go get it yourself! 1048 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,080 Good morning. How goes it? 1049 01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,276 Fine, and you? Where is Mia? 1050 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:37,998 She's there. Always lazy! Come on, Giovanni! Don't stay stuck to your wife! 1051 01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,200 Let's take a walk. 1052 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,694 Never wants to go. He's always on me! 1053 01:08:41,881 --> 01:08:44,080 He crushes me! He really crushes me! 1054 01:08:44,711 --> 01:08:50,418 Here's your friend. Want to go with him? No, he doesn't want to! 1055 01:08:51,157 --> 01:08:53,440 But, so attached to your wife, you'll get numb! 1056 01:08:53,476 --> 01:08:56,720 Come, come, Giovanni. Enough already, huh? Come with me! 1057 01:08:56,872 --> 01:09:00,737 Don't touch him, you know? He's mine! I told you he wants to stay here! 1058 01:09:01,113 --> 01:09:03,738 Isn't that right, sweetheart, that you don't want to go with him.. 1059 01:09:03,774 --> 01:09:05,074 and that you prefer to stay with me? 1060 01:09:06,331 --> 01:09:08,835 All right. Whatever you want. Bye! 1061 01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:11,924 "Never come between a man and his wife". 1062 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,080 No more ice cream! Want a little skull? 1063 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,897 Sir, would you give me a skull, please? 1064 01:09:49,909 --> 01:09:52,760 Do you want the bone? Like it? Do you want it? Come on. 1065 01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:55,842 What happens to this child, huh? Come on, be good. Good, good. 1066 01:09:56,049 --> 01:09:59,967 The usual whims. - Oh yeah? - Wants an ice cream. - Well, buy him one! 1067 01:10:00,008 --> 01:10:04,386 Today he's already had two and, you understand, too many ice creams are bad! 1068 01:10:04,566 --> 01:10:07,385 If you allow me, I'll treat. Maestro, an ice cream. 1069 01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:11,044 What flavor do you want? Apricot, cream or peach? 1070 01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:13,865 The taste of his mother, CC 18. 1071 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:21,812 See what a nice ice cream? All of whipped cream CC 18. 1072 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:25,460 Which grows, grows, grows, and almost reaches 23. 1073 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,516 You'll see how good it is! Take it, dear. 1074 01:10:28,596 --> 01:10:29,304 He and his mother... 1075 01:10:29,515 --> 01:10:30,265 Careful. 1076 01:10:30,474 --> 01:10:35,548 Alike in all. Now you no longer want it, huh? 1077 01:10:35,752 --> 01:10:37,743 Do you want or not , huh? 1078 01:10:38,828 --> 01:10:41,546 At least as a courtesy to the gentleman who bought it for you. 1079 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:44,099 Oh, never mind! If he doesn't want it! - First you ask for it... 1080 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,821 Now I'll make you eat it! Here! 1081 01:10:46,428 --> 01:10:49,680 Here! Eat! Eat! Eat, it's good! 1082 01:11:19,402 --> 01:11:20,191 Come here. 1083 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:23,760 What is your name? 1084 01:11:24,571 --> 01:11:25,367 Mia. 1085 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:30,356 Like my wife! And, where do I want to take me? 1086 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,905 Come, I'll show you. She's jealous, jealous! 1087 01:11:41,943 --> 01:11:45,520 Oh no, dear! Lose your head with the first gal passing by! 1088 01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:47,851 But what do you think? That I'm your servant? 1089 01:11:48,011 --> 01:11:48,950 See that island? 1090 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,811 I'll take you to the other side and then I'll leave you there! 1091 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,320 And you, what do you want here? Away! Away, I told you! 1092 01:11:57,957 --> 01:11:59,312 Mine! - What? 1093 01:11:59,436 --> 01:12:01,064 Mia, come with me. 1094 01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:02,226 Get away! 1095 01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:03,873 Mia, come with me. 1096 01:12:04,116 --> 01:12:08,800 How, yours? This is mine! I have bought it myself! Get away! 1097 01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:10,384 Excuse her, she's a little girl! 1098 01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:17,070 Go, go, go away! And you! You'd go with any gal! Always! 1099 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:21,320 But what do you think? I'll strangle you! I'll strangle you! 1100 01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:29,832 That woman is awful. She's very jealous. Look! 1101 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,559 Think, she's already killed three women. 1102 01:12:34,076 --> 01:12:35,518 But, you want to make love to me? 1103 01:12:36,357 --> 01:12:37,010 No. 1104 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,433 Then why did you make me waste all this time? 1105 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,504 Bye! Yeah, bye. 1106 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:18,759 The irresponsible! 1107 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:21,754 But, whose child is this? 1108 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,956 Excuse me, is this your child? 1109 01:13:27,718 --> 01:13:29,392 No. I just got married! 1110 01:13:29,831 --> 01:13:32,527 Why allow some people to have children, I wonder? 1111 01:13:33,155 --> 01:13:34,429 Allow me, Igor Savoia, geologist. 1112 01:13:34,635 --> 01:13:36,626 My name is Pietro Innocenzi, and this is my wife. 1113 01:13:37,134 --> 01:13:38,089 Enchant�. 1114 01:13:43,451 --> 01:13:44,281 She is very beautiful. 1115 01:13:44,490 --> 01:13:45,400 Yes, very beautiful. 1116 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,560 Looking for a place to stretch her in the sun? 1117 01:13:47,629 --> 01:13:50,112 I would like to find a quiet place. - Good! - Very kind. - Come with me. 1118 01:13:50,628 --> 01:13:51,822 You really are very kind. 1119 01:13:56,745 --> 01:14:00,624 If I may...it's a fantastic model. A velvet skin. 1120 01:14:01,943 --> 01:14:04,540 I do not understand those cretins who do not want to marry! 1121 01:14:06,181 --> 01:14:08,039 I married when I was eighteen. 1122 01:14:08,460 --> 01:14:12,092 I saved all the money they gave me at home to buy me a wife. 1123 01:14:13,258 --> 01:14:14,737 You too are very young, though! 1124 01:14:16,017 --> 01:14:17,973 I would have married even before, perhaps at fifteen,.. 1125 01:14:18,176 --> 01:14:21,249 but there was my mother, and she did not want a stranger in the house. 1126 01:14:21,310 --> 01:14:23,570 She died last Friday, and Saturday I went to the Family Bureau. 1127 01:14:24,513 --> 01:14:25,548 My best congratulations! 1128 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:34,311 There, people coming! There is not one place where you can rest easy! 1129 01:14:35,188 --> 01:14:36,541 Who knows what they'll do now! 1130 01:14:36,748 --> 01:14:39,216 Furthermore, these are newcomers. I never saw them before! 1131 01:14:42,165 --> 01:14:44,115 Good, sweetheart, good... 1132 01:14:44,424 --> 01:14:47,484 There, good. Take her shirt off! - Yes, sure! Right. 1133 01:14:47,495 --> 01:14:49,698 Get her used to be bare-chested. 1134 01:14:49,802 --> 01:14:51,970 It will do her good, believe me. - No! Not possible. 1135 01:14:52,091 --> 01:14:54,718 See? See, the lack of experience? 1136 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,148 I forgot the bra! 1137 01:14:56,359 --> 01:14:59,390 The bra? You want to take her to the beach with a bra? 1138 01:14:59,718 --> 01:15:01,037 But nobody uses it anymore! 1139 01:15:02,536 --> 01:15:03,586 You say? 1140 01:15:03,796 --> 01:15:06,632 Take it off! Take it off! Let the skin breathe! 1141 01:15:06,734 --> 01:15:08,484 That's the way! Else, it rots everything! 1142 01:15:09,132 --> 01:15:13,771 The membranes dry out. The air, instead, expands the lungs, tones up. 1143 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:17,524 Don't worry. By now, mom is gone! 1144 01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:22,119 Well, nothing to say, really! There was a terrifying progress. 1145 01:15:22,228 --> 01:15:24,378 One like me, who has been married so many years,.. 1146 01:15:24,907 --> 01:15:27,198 what should he do before such a perfect specimen? 1147 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:30,533 Can you lend me a hand? These pants are so tight! - Gladly! 1148 01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:42,731 Look at this! We have already reached the Z. My wife is a B! 1149 01:15:43,219 --> 01:15:46,416 Eh yes! I'd already noticed, while kissing her hand. 1150 01:15:48,217 --> 01:15:50,528 My wife, compared to a type like this, doesn't hold anymore! 1151 01:16:00,132 --> 01:16:03,071 You see? I told you so! The usual dirty persons! 1152 01:16:03,270 --> 01:16:05,022 Like the other morning! We gotta go! 1153 01:16:05,229 --> 01:16:07,240 Children cannot watch a show like that! 1154 01:16:19,703 --> 01:16:20,779 No way! 1155 01:16:22,942 --> 01:16:24,875 You can not even compare! 1156 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,310 Excuse me, could I touch her? 1157 01:16:27,390 --> 01:16:29,540 Just to feel her skin. - Yes, sure! Please! - Thank you. 1158 01:16:33,677 --> 01:16:35,429 Oh, yes! It is something else! 1159 01:16:35,636 --> 01:16:38,514 Another rubber, a different perfume... 1160 01:16:38,715 --> 01:16:44,053 Listen, you're very young. Why not lend me your wife? 1161 01:16:44,152 --> 01:16:46,741 No, please. Perhaps, you can buy one just like it! 1162 01:16:46,951 --> 01:16:49,419 Oh, no! I like this one because it's yours! 1163 01:16:50,030 --> 01:16:52,918 This one has a number, you know? I am a seducer... 1164 01:16:53,228 --> 01:16:55,584 You, then, you have before you all the time you want! 1165 01:16:55,787 --> 01:16:57,857 I just got married, don't start creating me problems! 1166 01:16:58,066 --> 01:16:59,340 I understand. Lucky you! 1167 01:16:59,546 --> 01:17:01,184 I should let her decide, and, should she say yes...! 1168 01:17:01,385 --> 01:17:06,334 Too bad! So don't want to think it over, you are determined not to concede her? 1169 01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:09,211 Well, be understanding. She just got out of the factory, you know?,.. 1170 01:17:09,222 --> 01:17:11,178 and I dare not let her decide. 1171 01:17:11,198 --> 01:17:15,010 I won't insist. Anyway, I'm over there. If you change your mind, just call me... 1172 01:17:15,219 --> 01:17:17,172 No! Thanks! I don't think I need you. Thank you. 1173 01:17:19,097 --> 01:17:20,930 Listen, would you like to meet my wife? 1174 01:17:21,216 --> 01:17:22,410 Thank you. Maybe some other time. 1175 01:17:22,616 --> 01:17:24,529 Now I'd rather enjoy my wife. 1176 01:17:24,735 --> 01:17:25,326 As you wish. 1177 01:17:25,435 --> 01:17:28,113 Excuse me, why not let her go with your friend? 1178 01:17:28,213 --> 01:17:29,282 I just got married. 1179 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:31,192 But there was us, here, to keep you company! 1180 01:17:31,392 --> 01:17:34,400 But I am a faithful man! 1181 01:17:32,472 --> 01:17:34,190 Wow! It would have been nice! 1182 01:17:50,024 --> 01:17:51,423 You should have seen that wife, this morning! 1183 01:17:51,623 --> 01:17:53,932 A softness! A perfume! Come on, don't get upset! 1184 01:17:54,142 --> 01:17:58,499 I'll give you a kiss. Affectively, you're still worth to me. 1185 01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:00,611 But sexually, you don't turn me on anymore. 1186 01:18:00,819 --> 01:18:01,837 You're a model "B"! 1187 01:18:04,857 --> 01:18:07,606 Wow, what a butt! 1188 01:18:12,314 --> 01:18:15,351 We reached model "Z", my dear! If only you saw her,.. 1189 01:18:15,453 --> 01:18:17,250 it is a completely different thing! 1190 01:18:17,452 --> 01:18:19,408 A skin that's smooth, smooth, smooth, smooth, smooth... 1191 01:18:19,871 --> 01:18:23,086 Nothing to do! It is a completely different process! 1192 01:18:23,689 --> 01:18:25,007 Huh? And now why are you crying? 1193 01:18:26,707 --> 01:18:28,007 Come on! Mia! 1194 01:18:28,407 --> 01:18:30,919 Come on! So, you're still my wife, right? 1195 01:18:35,017 --> 01:18:36,517 I am the one who is fooled! 1196 01:18:36,724 --> 01:18:38,896 Each time a new model!... 1197 01:18:43,601 --> 01:18:44,880 No, there is nothing to do! 1198 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,936 The fault is all of the system! 1199 01:18:52,117 --> 01:18:53,914 And now, what am I going to do with you? 96059