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Previously on wynonna earp.
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You fell asleep entwined.
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It's a new thing. It's casual.
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My DNA test.
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You can't unsee the result.
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I'm not a child, Nicole.
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I should've known you two had
something to do with the curse.
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- What do these Widows want?
- Time.
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That little Tucker is dead.
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Hands on your head! NOW!
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We need to work fast
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until we find the last seal. The
third seal? It's Doc's ring.
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A wedding ring, on the finger
of the best gunslinger alive.
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If those bitches in black break
it, Clootie the demon will rise.
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Heeyeah!
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I don't want to hurt you.
Relax. Mama came to play.
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Well... I got a big stick
in each hand.
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Been there, done that.
Ended up with tennis elbow.
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Nice. Solid.
Keep the enemy in mind.
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Bitches in black. Demon Clootie.
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- Kegels.
- Nice!
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Woo! High five!
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Good, good, good, good.
Now, visualize someone you hate.
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- Nicole Haught, two days ago?
- What?!
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I don't hate Nicole!
We just had a fight.
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Let your opponent get
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into your head. This happens,
you're a goner. Boom!
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Baby bump apology.
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Hey.
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You need to learn this, OK?
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'Cause the Widows
are not playing to lose.
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Well, hell hath no fury like
two bitches whose demon husband
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got shot by your...
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ancestor. Sounded
a lot snappier in my head.
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You know, I still can't get
over Constance being their
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sisterwife. Her outfits
were so fiercely nonpolygamous.
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And turns out
she was the nice one.
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Demon Clootie rises,
the other two
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are going to wreak havoc.
So much revenge.
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We have to find the third seal.
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Yeah, I'm going
to put a pin in that.
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What?! We don't have time
to put a pin in anything.
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- Just the tip.
- Hey, I think
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it's best that we stick...
I mean, focus on the Widows.
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- Do that. I need a favor.
- Yeah. Anything.
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- What's up?
- The night off.
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Why? Is it
because of the whole...
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Dying and coming back to life?
No, I'm just glad I didn't
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reincarnate as a dung beetle.
Yeah. Me too.
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Yeah. And I'm gonna
need the house too.
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More nesting?
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I just think we've reached
maximum capacity
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in the decorative
pillow department.
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OK, fine. Listen. Everyone
will have the evening off.
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Boom, shakalaka!
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After we finish
training, quitters!
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Come on.
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With great belly
comes great responsibility.
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Eyes on the prize, peeps.
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Eyes on the prize.
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Afternoon, sir.
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Your sign boasts
of antiques and libations.
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If the latter includes whiskey,
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I'll have one of those.
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Sakes alive!
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Sir, that ring is a rarity.
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Bring good coin
if you're selling.
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I am not.
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- Surely you'll want to hear my offer?
- Not in the least.
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Now here's a lovely piece
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for any wall,
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if you're looking for a gift.
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I have not come
for anything but the...
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I'm partial to its homeyness.
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Its whimsy.
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Always pictured it in a bedroom.
Perhaps a child's room.
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Wrap it up.
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I'll come back for it.
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Wrap it up?
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But Mr. Holliday, we're only
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just getting started.
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Blood pressure's good.
Heart rate is good.
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Temperature...
still a little high,
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but other than that,
kind of perfect.
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Better than anything
Black Badge has ever given me.
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- Really?
- Yeah. I mean, I guess
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you can give me at least like,
six months' worth now, right?
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- Nuh.
- Because me coming here
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once a week isn't convenient
for either one of us, right?
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The serum goes bad
after eight days.
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This is the winning formula.
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Hey, I hate to pull rank, but...
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Since when?
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You need to accept this.
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"Forever Eternity."
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I know you guys think
the apocalypse is nigh,
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but a gift card
to a funeral home?
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Kind of weird.
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A spa, OK? Massages, facials,
those type of things.
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Also, 30 percent off
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all services on Wednesdays.
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You two have done a lot for me.
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So... here.
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It's stupid.
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Look, I'm not really
good at these things.
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So can you please take
the God damn gift card,
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grab Doc Holliday and just...
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stick him in a hot tub.
You're welcome.
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Can you really see Doc at a spa?
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Yeah. With you I can.
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Also some pretty sweet
blackmail photos.
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Yeah.
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I knew you had
an ulterior motive.
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Got me.
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Thank you.
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See you later.
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That is beyond disturbing.
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Sorry I was a noshow.
Just try not to miss
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the actual birth.
Could I do that?
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- Physically impossible.
- Well figure it out, slacker.
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I thought you were good.
I'm phenomenal.
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So... are you
gonna do it naturally?
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Through... through my...
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Yeah, that's where it... Right?!
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No! I mean... are you
gonna do it drugfree?
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What medieval misogynist
lets a woman go drugfree?
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I need all the drugs, yesterday.
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Well, I could
mix you up a cocktail
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that will make birth feel like
you're on a giant swan floatie
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being handfed chocolate
by Chris Evans.
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Ooh! Captain, my Captain!
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Hey, handsome.
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You know you don't
have to rock a straight razor
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- anymore, right?
- He claimed
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that he "tripped" on something
at the salt flats.
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- Some... thing?
- And now I am going for dinner.
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At Wynonna's.
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Cool. Awesome.
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I'll see you soon.
And I'll be in my truck.
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Well, feel free
to lock up early.
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Sure.
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Aren't you gonna say goodnight?
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Goodnight.
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- She's very fit.
- Yeah,
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one of the best cricket players
on the Women in Blue.
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Yeah. She played
an innings of 240. Yes!
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What?! There are 240 innings
in cricket? Whoa.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Duh! Come on.
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Since when do you
care about cricket?
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I don't! But the boss man
loves all sports
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and I want him to love me.
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- Professionally.
- Subtle.
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You know, I'm too hangry
to have this conversation.
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Who emptied out the kitchen?
Who do you think?
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She even brought
her own grocery bags.
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Right. Big dinner
with Doc tonight.
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- Hey!
- Oopsie.
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Um...
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So, where's Nicole?
She's usually off by now.
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Speak of the devil.
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- Hey! Come on in.
- Hey.
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Sorry to interrupt...
whatever this is.
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A body's been found.
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You sure it wasn't
someone else's body that you
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stole and hid because you
thought you had the right
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to make that
utterlynotyour decision?
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Why would Nicole steal a body?
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Shut up, Jeremy.
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Yup, got it.
You think this is a BBD case?
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I think it's an everyone case.
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Oof. Poor thing.
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Hey, you recognize this?
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And that. He's allergic
to penicillin?
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Yeah, I'm 99 percent sure
that's not what killed him.
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There's usually a name...
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What?
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- I think you mean, "Who?"
- It's Tucker.
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Tucker Gardner.
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No, no! 'Cause that is not
appropriate or allowed.
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- His body is evidence.
- Mhm.
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- Yeah.
- Was he alive when he...
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Yeah.
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It's OK. It's better
that I know the truth.
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He did this to himself.
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Why would you think that?
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Tucker had
many dark... proclivities.
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Fire was just one of them.
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I remember poor Blaze...
our cat.
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Unfortunate name.
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Tucker always had it out
for the poor thing.
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Father buried the body
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and mother just pretended
it never happened.
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Mercedes always used to say,
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"One day that boy is gonna
light himself on fire."
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- Wow.
- Regardless, can you think
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of anyone who would
have wanted to hurt him?
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Can you think of anyone
who wouldn't?
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When can we take him home?
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A few days.
The autopsy procedure
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on a burn victims
is much more extensive.
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Death by fire is like the...
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Can I at least
take his personal effects?
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Mercedes will want
to plan a service.
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- I'm sorry, but it's...
- Evidence. - Yep, you got it.
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- Of course.
- But, um...
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Look, Ms. Gardner...
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I know this is a very difficult
time for you right now, but
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when you're ready, of course -
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Tucker was associating himself
with a couple of women
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that we've been looking for...
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- Just get water. Water. Water.
- Yes. OK. - Yep.
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Hey.
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Am I the biggest cliché ever?
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No.
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I know what you're
going through.
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Of course you do.
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Your father, your sister...
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How are you not bitter?
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I have my moments.
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You're so lovely.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry
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that Tucker was
so awful to both of you.
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- It's fine.
- No, it's not.
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Well, you of all people should
understand why Tucker was drawn
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to Waverly. Love takes on many
forms. What's deviant to some
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is normal to others.
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What are you trying to say?
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I know that Tucker was... odd.
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But in his own way,
he loved Waverly.
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- That's no excuse.
- Nicole, stop.
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You're right.
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I should go.
If you need anything,
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at all, let me know. OK?
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You're an exceptional girl.
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I cannot believe
she'd try to rationalize
239
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,332
her brother's behavior.
He's lying on a table,
240
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,401
burnt beyond recognition.
241
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,537
Sometimes lying is a kindness.
242
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,605
Yeah, I tried that.
243
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:50,141
With you. And look at us now.
244
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,977
Waverly, that girl
245
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,713
Tucker kidnapped and brought
to your room?
246
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,348
He wanted it to be you.
247
00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,485
Trust me, OK? If you had seen the
look in his eyes, you would never...
248
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,954
You know what I'd never do?
249
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:06,157
Tell you what to think or feel.
250
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,507
You shouldn't have.
251
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,375
It looked more pleasing
in the shop.
252
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,011
How could it look
more pleasing than that?
253
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:30,515
Dinner! No!
254
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,351
I think it's burning!
I call this, "Shitty Day",
255
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,420
Go Away!"
256
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,756
Love me a one pot meal.
257
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,001
Good, right?
258
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,470
Scrumptious.
259
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,073
It's better
with the ketchup glaze.
260
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,644
You gonna tell me
about that... that cut?
261
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,213
I paid a visit to our
witchy friend at the salt flats.
262
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,249
Because you're a masochist?
263
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,151
Just not myself.
264
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,219
Turned out to be
a quick reunion seeing
265
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,687
as Constance has
been decapitated.
266
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,056
You killed her?!
267
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,026
If I had, I'd be dead. Mutually
assured destruction, remember?
268
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,495
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Well, somebody destructed her.
269
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,464
A witch, no less.
So who? And why?
270
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,504
This is sweet.
271
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,640
Yeah. Waverly.
272
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,009
Who buys one maraca?
273
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,544
Don't they usually
come as a set?
274
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,513
Well, I believe it is
a rattle. For the baby.
275
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,684
They shake things.
276
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,654
God, it's gonna have hands. Yes.
277
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,322
Two of them.
278
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,102
And I thought that is why
you brought me here,
279
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,159
to talk about the plan
for the baby?
280
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,161
No. No. But soon.
281
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,441
Those goddamned Widows nearly
killed you just a day ago.
282
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,133
There is no more "soon,"
there is only now.
283
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,237
I know how you got the cut.
284
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,139
Something demonic attacked you.
285
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,174
There will be more.
And I suppose
286
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,511
my next questions are, "And how
do you know?" And, "Why?"
287
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,558
Because they're drawn to the
same thing we're looking for.
288
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,682
The third seal.
289
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,118
And you've got it.
290
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,359
What are we waiting for?
291
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,795
I can get you something else.
292
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,831
I never drink alone.
293
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,667
It's sad and depressing.
294
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,637
That's why we add the cherry.
295
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,640
Thanks.
296
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,643
No, thank you. You're buying.
297
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,812
As you have been, all day long.
298
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,281
I think the Virgil brothers
may have maxed you out.
299
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,753
You forgot this
at the baby shower.
300
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,857
I guess blind rage
can do that to you.
301
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,159
God. Was it bad?
302
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,462
More than classic,
less than epic.
303
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,099
Guess you two are still in your
304
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,635
postfight lull?
That's the worst.
305
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,170
No. The worst
is going for round two,
306
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,306
and then three,
and I can't even go home
307
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,841
because Wynonna and Doc are...
308
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,643
Fudgenuggets.
309
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,578
Sorry.
310
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,115
It's all good.
311
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,850
You're not a fairy godmother,
are you?
312
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,418
No.
313
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,489
Terribleness is coming
but I would do anything
314
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,292
to get out of here,
just for one night.
315
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,762
What?
316
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,300
Bibbity boppity boo!
317
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,303
Sorry, it's all I had.
318
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,241
Well, luckily I'd already
319
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,643
lost my appetite.
Now, what is this third seal
320
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,845
I supposedly have on my person?
321
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,348
It's your ring.
322
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,350
And I need it.
323
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,852
Ask to borrow anything else.
324
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,554
Anything at all.
325
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,589
I don't want
to borrow it. I w...
326
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,503
I've decided I want to break it.
Break the third seal?
327
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,161
- Yes.
- Clootie will rise. - Yes.
328
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,129
The demon responsible
for the Earp Curse.
329
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,498
The curse I'm also
gonna break when I kill him.
330
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,170
Say something.
Preferably encouraging.
331
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,906
Like, "What? Sick plan!"
332
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,909
Or "Go, Earp!"
333
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,344
Are you completely insane?
334
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,679
I like my ideas better.
335
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,598
They had seven
different infused waters.
336
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,600
I didn't know what you'd like
so I got strawberry,
337
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,402
lemon and cucumber.
338
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,104
What, they didn't have peach?
339
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,373
Damn it! They did have peach.
340
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,375
I'm...
341
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,378
OK. Good one. Here.
342
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,680
Thanks.
343
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,815
Are you cold?
344
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,053
We're in a hot tub. Hot.
345
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,988
Right.
346
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,957
Maybe I should get us
some towels. They're like,
347
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,892
- an inch thick.
- Waverly.
348
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,529
Well... this feels weird!
349
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,564
OK, what if the Widows
come back?
350
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,000
What if... what if we find
the third seal
351
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,902
and I'm not there to help?
352
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,104
Is this your thing?
Cute but annoying?
353
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,075
Sorry.
354
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,676
You know, I'll leave you alone.
355
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,712
OK. Just...
356
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,715
Look, keep calm
and drink champagne.
357
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,652
Just take care
of yourself for once.
358
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,157
Close your eyes.
359
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,498
- The towels really are great.
- I know.
360
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,867
I shoved a couple
in my bag already.
361
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,774
My God!
362
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,609
I saw it with my own eyes,
363
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,578
in the vision quest.
364
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,580
Constance created her seal,
the third seal...
365
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,616
That ring is it.
366
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,996
This ring is the key
to my immortality.
367
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,753
Agelessness.
368
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,155
- Beg pardon?
- You're not immortal, right?
369
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,157
You just don't get old.
370
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,826
Isn't that getting boring?
371
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,928
You dare be so glib
with my life?
372
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,896
No. I dare to try
373
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,498
to make mine.
And my family's safer.
374
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,101
I saw the Widows
destroy the second seal.
375
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:26,037
It requires a devilry I'm not
certain even you can muster.
376
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,706
Well, you've seen me
before coffee, right?
377
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,741
And if you break it,
and if Clootie rises,
378
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,077
how do you propose
to kill the mighty demon
379
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,413
Wyatt himself could not
put in the grave
380
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,914
- for good?
- We'll figure it out,
381
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,983
and then we'll end the curse.
382
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,852
Doc, we'll end it!
383
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,453
Together.
384
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,189
Not like this.
The risk is too great.
385
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,658
I may have betrayed Wyatt,
386
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,561
but I vowed to spend the rest
of my life protecting the Earps.
387
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,898
Well, how convenient. When did you
supposedly make this sacred vow?
388
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,534
The moment I laid eyes on you.
389
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,973
I cannot protect
390
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,774
you if I am dead.
If I believed this would
391
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,621
kill you, I wouldn't ask.
You break the seal,
392
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,478
then I start to die!
393
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,946
Only as much as any of us.
394
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,818
You don't want to be one of us.
395
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,754
You think you're
better than that.
396
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,529
You don't think
397
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,498
I would have done anything
to get out of that well?
398
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,067
Better than think.
I know. I was there.
399
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,637
You can't rewrite history
anymore, Doc. Someone gave you
400
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,640
a chance, and you
turned him down.
401
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,476
This devil that left me to rot.
402
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,545
- You saw who it was?
- Mhm.
403
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,513
You ready for this?
404
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,015
Robert Svane.
405
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,118
Old Bobo himself.
406
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,554
You were selfish then
and you're selfish now.
407
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,591
You are one to talk.
408
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,593
I think I need to leave.
409
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,662
Doc.
410
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,897
You can't run away from this.
411
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,736
You drove me here yourself.
You insisted on it.
412
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,672
Well, give me your keys!
413
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,674
Give me your keys!
414
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,876
Fine.
415
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,286
They were in here!
I guess they just
416
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,189
walked off on their own. I think
I'll take a page from that book.
417
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,792
What are you going to do? Walk
all the way back to Purgatory?
418
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,761
Yes! Because it is far less
painful than being here
419
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,263
with you.
420
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,366
Cops are dumb. Stealing is fun.
421
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,169
My sister wife
is pretty much done.
422
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,174
Once true to her,
423
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,076
now be true to me.
The one that I seek
424
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,944
please help me to see.
425
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,915
Where are you really, traitor?
426
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,360
Will wonders never cease.
427
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,163
I'm headed out.
428
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,967
Try and get your beauty sleep.
429
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,836
You certainly need it.
430
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,071
I thought you
already examined this seal.
431
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,374
Yeah. But now that know
the Widows are the brides
432
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,677
of the demon who cursed the Earps,
I'm like, why not? Fresh eyes...
433
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,346
- Detective work.
- Yeah!
434
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,949
Need another set of peepers
on the gin mill, do you, Ace?
435
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,285
Duck soup for a jobbie like me,
long as you don't
436
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,421
gum the sting, know what I mean?
No, I don't know what
437
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,268
you mean. What does that mean?
Alright, daddy. Cool down.
438
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,172
- I ain't your daddy.
- You're not my daddy. No.
439
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:37,828
So you think
the Widows killed Tucker?
440
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,797
Yeah. They do like
to play with fire, so...
441
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,399
So do you, you flameballer.
442
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,971
Hey, I've been working
on a vapor guard to protect us
443
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,340
- from the venom they spray.
- OK.
444
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,776
Because the whole paralysis
thing, you know. I'm not a fan.
445
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,878
Um, hey, man, I'm pretty sure
446
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,880
that's private.
I'm just taking a look. Relax.
447
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,983
Yeah. It's just, a...
scientist's journal is like
448
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,829
a diary. There's a lot
of sensitive information.
449
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,853
Formulas, test subjects...
450
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,855
Yeah, but what if you're
the test subject?
451
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,959
Here. Can you replicate that?
452
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,863
Yeah. Totally. Just...
453
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,899
you know, I'm not...
454
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,378
I'm not gonna plagiarize, dude.
Really?
455
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,202
'Cause that serum
keeps me from going...
456
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,271
- From going Lizard King, yeah.
- Yeah, exactly.
457
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:23,174
I know. But... man,
that's why we have Rosita.
458
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,810
Well, Rosita isn't what
you think she is, bud. Sorry.
459
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,279
Neither were you.
You know, you fought
460
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:30,147
to keep me in BBD
461
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,227
even though they said
I didn't have the gonads for it.
462
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,251
You're one
of the good guys, Dolls.
463
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,220
Yeah, but there are grey areas.
464
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,124
OK, yeah, get it out,
it's gonna bleed!
465
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,393
- OK, OK. Count to five. Ready?
- OK.
466
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,762
One... two...
467
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,797
That's a good one.
468
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,233
Holy Stephen Hawking.
469
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:51,769
- What is it?
- Not human, that's for sure.
470
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,971
It's a... it's a fingernail.
471
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:58,843
Beth Gardner had a bandage
on the tip of her finger!
472
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,911
I think we just
found Widow number one.
473
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,386
Step aside or I will
physically remove you.
474
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,087
Two against one, Doc.
475
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,123
Hey! Wynonna, your condition.
476
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,258
That's not what this is about.
477
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,193
Give me the ring.
478
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,362
It's mine.
I was destined to have it.
479
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,332
You made a bad deal
and it went even badder.
480
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,212
You think getting tossed
down that well, that dark,
481
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,102
enclosed space, was arbitrary?
482
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:26,837
No! Constance chose
that particular torture
483
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,340
especially for me.
How you figure that?
484
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,278
When I was 14 years old,
485
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:36,380
my mama lay sick
with tuberculosis.
486
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,249
It was contagious,
487
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,151
so they kept me from her side.
488
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:43,821
I crawled into a space
beneath the house,
489
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,956
under her room.
490
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,092
And do you know what I did,
491
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,828
- night after night?
- No.
492
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,863
I listened to her cry.
493
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,866
And beg. And pray.
494
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,336
She died anyway.
495
00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,040
And I never again
496
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,042
could stand tight quarters.
497
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,015
What was her name?
498
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,516
Alice.
499
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,887
Stay with me.
500
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,856
I'm pregnant, not helpless.
Split up.
501
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,892
Just don't shoot
any of my decorative pillows.
502
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,928
I'll never find the right
colour combination again.
503
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:27,097
You repeat this convo, you die.
504
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:35,005
Three?! Three PhDs?
Well, technically two.
505
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,241
Engineering and biochemistry.
506
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,944
The... the astrology was
just an online certification.
507
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,513
I was dating a Scorpio.
I panicked.
508
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:44,548
So you come from
509
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,317
a rocket scientist,
super model family?
510
00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:48,219
No.
511
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,054
Well, they must be pretty proud.
512
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,056
They aren't around anymore.
513
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,993
It's OK. It was a long time ago.
514
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,265
I... Can you answer her already?
515
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,167
No! No.
516
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,035
That's exactly what
Nicole wants me to do.
517
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,837
So controlling.
518
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:08,906
I'm trying not to look, but...
519
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,575
I'm seeing a lot of "sorrys."
I know. It's just...
520
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,577
This wasn't a squabble
521
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,513
over a borrowed shirt.
522
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,348
Well, what...
523
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,328
What was in those papers anyway?
Stuff that made me
524
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,919
realize that my whole life
has been a lie.
525
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,954
Yeah, which makes the people
526
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,423
that supposedly
cared about me, liars.
527
00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:28,459
Wow, there it is.
528
00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:30,361
- What?
- Backbone.
529
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,299
Fine.
530
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,438
Dear Control Freak.
531
00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,340
I will talk to you
532
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,075
when I want to talk to you.
533
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:47,978
Until then,
534
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:50,014
have a nice life
535
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,650
hurting the people
that you love.
536
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:53,651
No! I... don't
537
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:56,120
send... like that. OK.
538
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,389
- Yeah.
- My God. What did I do?
539
00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:01,225
A little too much backbone.
But it's gonna be OK.
540
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,894
Nicole was right to hide
those papers. I never
541
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,096
should have looked at them.
542
00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:09,333
I messed up.
We had it so perfect.
543
00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:11,302
Perfect is overrated.
544
00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:14,405
If everything was perfect, then
champagne wouldn't have bubbles.
545
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,310
Bubbles are made up
of carbon dioxide
546
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:21,245
rising from nucleation points.
547
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,925
And nucleation points
are these small defects
548
00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,683
in the glass
that trap these tiny,
549
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,551
vibrating pockets
of the carbon dioxide.
550
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,322
So, no defect, no bubbles,
551
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,457
no magic.
552
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,672
I'm... I'm with Nicole!
553
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,175
I'm with Doc.
554
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,212
I'm gonna... go get changed.
555
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,622
Rosita? I'm so sorry.
556
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:07,291
You were being so cool and so
nice and I...
557
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,329
Tucker?
558
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:23,507
You were burned to death.
I saw your body.
559
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:26,577
I'm the reason people
shouldn't pick up hitchhikers.
560
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,447
Rosita...
561
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,483
What did you do?
562
00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:34,785
What did I do? I got frostbite.
563
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,154
I almost froze to death
coming back here for you!
564
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,424
It's OK. I'm here to save you.
565
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,493
- From her?
- No.
566
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:45,396
From those bitches
who call themselves my sisters.
567
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,333
Backyard,
568
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,268
four occupants in sight.
569
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,337
Fingernail may not
be enough for...
570
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,339
probable cause, but tonight
I do not give a shit.
571
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,574
Wynonna knew something was off
with those Gardner women.
572
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,778
I'm sending you a mental hug,
573
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,680
buddy.
574
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,885
- Sorry. You sounded sad.
- Hey! Stay put and be quiet.
575
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,154
Easy for you to say!
The more nervous I get,
576
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,289
the more I talk. The more
you tell me not to talk,
577
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,458
the more nervous I get.
It is a vicious cycle.
578
00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:18,462
Hello?
579
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,339
She's in a better place.
580
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,746
You're shaking.
581
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,848
- You killed my friend.
- She wasn't your friend.
582
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,917
She was trying to corrupt you.
583
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,852
And you were letting her. What?
584
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,222
I saw her kiss you.
585
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:49,226
Don't lie to me, Waverly.
586
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,328
You and me, we're good people.
587
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:53,263
The others? They want
to change us,
588
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,532
blame us, make us their puppets.
589
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,735
Please let me go.
590
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,206
Why in the world
would I do that?
591
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,412
No one is upstairs but I swear
592
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:10,380
someone is in this house.
593
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,249
Clear down here.
594
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:14,284
Found Peacemaker though.
595
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,320
In the pocket of your coat.
596
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,222
You think I...
597
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,758
Well darlin', I'll take
your adorable magic gun,
598
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:23,494
and I raise you a pair
of pistols and two gifted hands.
599
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,497
Doc, shut up. Do you really think that
I would shoot you to get the ring?
600
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,710
Yeah, I've been reading about
hormones. Unstable buggers.
601
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:31,268
Ho! So you think
that because I'm... I'm...
602
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,337
I'm the size
of a giant cheeseburger
603
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,239
with a baby cheeseburger
inside me
604
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,474
and maybe really
hungry right now -
605
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,843
you think that I can't
handle my job?
606
00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,479
Things are different. You are
mere weeks from giving birth.
607
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:44,515
No! Stop! Do not
608
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,517
ever forget
609
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:48,786
that I am the heir
of this God damn curse.
610
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,954
And you know what? That means
611
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,390
that anything that has
to do with the curse
612
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,859
is mine. That ring included.
613
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,028
- You think so?
- I know so.
614
00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,264
Then come and get it.
615
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:05,923
Being a Gardner was suffocating.
616
00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:09,973
Mercedes and Beth were
always telling me what to do.
617
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,577
Then one day, they changed.
618
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,579
Gave me freedom, supported me.
Do you know why?
619
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:17,648
They saw something
unique in you.
620
00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:19,883
Yes! It felt like
621
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,852
I finally had
the family I wanted.
622
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:24,321
I felt like... I could be...
623
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,356
me.
624
00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,625
I guess you've always known
what that feels like.
625
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,627
Not so much.
626
00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,899
I used to think
you were too good for me.
627
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:39,803
Now I see how alike we are.
628
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,905
Two lost souls.
629
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,874
You said you found your family.
630
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:46,009
I said I felt
like I found my family.
631
00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,878
You have to listen.
632
00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:50,147
We can work on that.
633
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,886
Mercedes and Beth believe
that you're dead.
634
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,388
They'll... they'll be so happy.
635
00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:00,324
I want to be there
when you tell them...
636
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,792
That's not gonna
happen, Waverly.
637
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,696
Those things that look
like Mercedes and Beth?
638
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:08,665
Aren't. It's gonna sound crazy,
639
00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:10,701
but inhuman creatures,
640
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,469
demons, took their place.
641
00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,538
- They're possessed?
- No.
642
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,039
The creatures
have their own bodies.
643
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:19,076
So your real sisters are OK?
644
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:22,045
Hey, it's OK! Look,
I'm not gonna hurt you.
645
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,081
I think one
is still hanging on...
646
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,720
But without a face,
what's a girl to do?
647
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,021
Man...
648
00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,994
You're right. It's not funny.
649
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,432
If these new sisters
are so wonderful,
650
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:45,002
why would fake your death?
Because it turns out
651
00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:46,770
they were the fakers.
652
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,839
All their praise, approval.
653
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,708
All lies.
654
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,980
You wouldn't use me
like that, would you?
655
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,784
Never.
656
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,786
I'm gonna get you out of here.
657
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:05,555
Whoa. OK.
658
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,525
Hey, listen.
659
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,694
I'm gonna get you
out of here, OK?
660
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,902
I'll be back.
661
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:22,406
We don't need anyone else.
662
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,741
We'll be each other's family.
663
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,078
That's so sweet.
664
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,549
- Shoot.
- What?
665
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,086
Well, my... my old family.
666
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,021
Wynonna. She'll...
667
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,023
She'll look for me, right?
668
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:41,758
She'll never stop.
669
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:44,828
But if... if I call her
670
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:47,798
and tell her that I'm going
out of town for a while, then...
671
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,068
we won't have to be fugitives.
672
00:32:52,237 --> 00:32:54,104
You're a clever girl.
673
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,006
One call.
674
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:58,141
I'll be listening.
675
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,179
I can smell you. More Burberry,
676
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:04,881
less burntinachurch
than you'd hoped?
677
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,984
Didn't know your department
delivered. Fantastic.
678
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:09,186
- I'm starving.
- Ooh, is that why
679
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,455
you killed Tucker?
'Cause you couldn't barbecue us,
680
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,923
so you got yourself
a kids' meal?
681
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,925
Why does everyone
assume it was me?
682
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,461
Surrender now and I might
give you some leniency.
683
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,696
Like the time Black Badge
kept us in a box?
684
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,839
I heard that we piped
in some pretty good muzak.
685
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:31,475
- Don't mock me.
- Where's your sister?
686
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,944
Give her up,
I might be able to provide
687
00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:35,779
some sanctuary.
688
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,815
- Tempting... but no.
- You said you'd do
689
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,184
anything, you'd give anything
to ensure my happiness.
690
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,220
You are one greedy girl.
691
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:46,556
You! Yeah, I saw who you
were! You're a cruel, hard man
692
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,658
whose pleasures came
from other people's pain.
693
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,794
Sometimes I think
you really must hate me.
694
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,829
Sometimes I do.
695
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,631
Give me the God damn ring.
696
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,673
Voicemail.
697
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,877
Hey, sis.
698
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:09,079
Things with Nicole
are a bit tense
699
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:11,148
so I'm... gonna skip town.
700
00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:14,918
Do some soulsearching.
701
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:17,287
I might not see you for a while.
702
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,691
I love you, Wynonna.
703
00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:28,198
We should go.
704
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,534
Wait. Um...
705
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,203
Wait. Can we go
to my jeep first?
706
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,205
I... Well, I need some clothes.
707
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,140
I can buy you anything.
708
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,176
Maybe some more modest skirts.
709
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,244
Your hemline's been
creeping up over the years.
710
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,247
Wrong, DoucheB.
711
00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:47,184
If a girl wants to flash some thigh,
ain't no one's business but her own.
712
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,052
You're alive!
713
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,121
Funny thing
about being a revenant.
714
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,723
It's really hard to get dead.
715
00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,430
When my husband rises
716
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,399
he will rule with me by his side
717
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,368
in my true form,
feeding off the vassals
718
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,838
eternally bound to serve him.
719
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:12,442
Including you.
I'm not much of a joiner.
720
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:14,911
Say goodbye, Agent Dolls.
721
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,317
Bye.
722
00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:29,793
It worked!
This is the vapour guard
723
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,928
I've been working on.
You know, with it I can...
724
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:34,364
Shitcrumbs.
725
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,840
Dude, next time I say
726
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,909
stay in the truck,
727
00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:49,846
- Go ahead and shoot me!
- Come on!
728
00:35:49,882 --> 00:35:52,382
What are you so afraid of?
Damn it, woman, I just
729
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,584
told you to shoot me.
Doc, listen to me!
730
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,887
If I don't break the seal,
the Widows will find it
731
00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,788
and they will kill you anyway.
732
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,524
Fine!
733
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,359
I always knew you'd
be the death of me anyway!
734
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,307
Somebody's a little
735
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,476
overdressed for dinner. Sorry,
736
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,511
we already have a Dolls.
737
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:51,908
You were right.
738
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,578
Demonic forces are
drawn to the seal.
739
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,714
Those things I said...
740
00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:59,727
- Yeah, I meant what I said too.
- But it was the doll
741
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:02,419
that made us say them aloud.
Was it?
742
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,692
Doc, this is...
743
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,329
it's about something
bigger than us.
744
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,731
- The demon Clootie.
- Our baby.
745
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,738
I mean, I need to do that
on my own terms,
746
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,673
but I promise I won't
747
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,675
break the seal. Not until after.
748
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,678
We... we need a plan.
749
00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:30,780
But when that plan is in place,
750
00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:33,783
I will break it... with you
751
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,152
by my side.
752
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,803
Do you swear?
753
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,674
I do.
754
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:15,158
You kept the receipt, right?
755
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,608
Brother.
756
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,543
It's time to come home.
757
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,687
You truly love that girl,
don't you?
758
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:46,189
She's my angel.
759
00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:49,793
There is something.
She's special.
760
00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,930
Too special
for an abomination like you.
761
00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:00,804
Betrayal has
consequences, Tucker.
762
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,074
You wanted a girl?
763
00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:08,878
Well, I'll be your girl.
764
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,710
I have been arrogant.
765
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,614
When I first
stepped out of that box...
766
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,583
The freedom!
767
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,985
Now Beth has abandoned me,
my craft has faded.
768
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:50,987
Please. Please,
769
00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,757
I just need one more miracle.
770
00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:01,064
Myself to you
771
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,099
I eternally give.
772
00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,937
Blood from myself
773
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,473
spilled as I live.
774
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,510
Reveal to me
775
00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:16,413
the seal of three.
776
00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:18,782
Command you by these rings.
777
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,618
Be you forever my King.
778
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,052
Husband,
779
00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:25,455
grant that which I seek!
780
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:27,524
Constance's seal.
781
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,131
The deed shall be done.
782
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,100
I swear it.
783
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:39,102
It is the law.
784
00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:50,180
You know, you lock shit up,
you think that people would
785
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:52,081
stay out of it.
What, boyfriend people?
786
00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:54,150
Decidedly nonboyfriend people.
787
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:56,653
Never mind.
788
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,637
Either stop staring at me
like a midway attraction,
789
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:04,561
or ponyup five bucks
for admission.
790
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,496
Sorry, that's rude.
791
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,399
OK. Here's to you,
792
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:11,367
who saved my life.
793
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:14,137
Who... happens to be a...
794
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,740
Say it.
795
00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,843
A r... revenant.
796
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:21,678
God, that's so weird!
797
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,881
You're just
such an awesome person.
798
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:29,519
So, you gonna
give me a head start?
799
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,655
Before you tell
Wynonna about me.
800
00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:34,691
No, I don't...
801
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,961
I'm not going to.
802
00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:40,497
Because then I'd
have to tell her about me.
803
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,599
What, that you're
annoyingly sweet?
804
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,001
I think I'm half revenant.
805
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,671
Wow, that's the first time
I've said it
806
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:51,708
out loud to... anyone.
807
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,743
Even Nicole?
808
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:57,881
God! Nicole...
809
00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:01,684
That text was so nasty.
810
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:03,820
She's going to need some space.
811
00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:05,822
Screw space.
Look, you need to get up
812
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:08,525
in her face and make
things right. I gave a guy
813
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,593
space once. Took up
with his best friend.
814
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,562
And that friend
was on Wyatt's shitlist.
815
00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:16,165
Yeah. Worst second date ever.
816
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,970
Do you think she's up yet?
817
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,940
Ms. Pleatinherpants is probably
doing a sun salutation as we speak.
818
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,744
But she'll open
the door for you.
819
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,145
No matter what time.
820
00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:36,219
Waves?
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