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[Music]
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but the term movie for home movie press
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one happy Easter ress - terrible
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Thanksgiving press 3 happy Kwanzaa press
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5 aha hmm happy
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ah
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liar
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I children
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Oh Mario yeah whispers welcome to the
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fire-breathing dragon okay come on guys
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game over hired aah
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we found them okay guys come on another
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flashlight I Emily Vowell no flashlight
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Susan Campbell listen your locker
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what
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turn off the flashlights or I'll turn
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off the camera did you just bite me
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bring in the heat on up oh nice make out
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now batting betting of a 31
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Jack Jack Oh both centerfielder feels
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the connecticut kinetochore oh oh oh
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good John oh good what's up baby
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no it'll help on what help we need help
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you want me to get it oh you get it oh
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my god Oh like do I have to do
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everything around here
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why not picture my arm okay your harmik
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your arm my arm why not get it oh okay I
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think I found some poison ivy and I just
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saw gentle don't we just move in the
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middle of nowhere
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oh yeah huh how do you seen your dad
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ball okay well um I'm gonna go look over
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here um how about I shoot you can I just
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cut out huh that might be cool for you
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guys to look back at when you're older
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right no parents allowed hmm is that all
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parents or is that just me your dad well
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I'm gonna go watch the game you want to
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come you can ride in the wagon
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Frank oh yeah right here
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go right
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I love the view mana hmm Oh big swinging
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a myth
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big fella and you go to formal very nice
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make a smiley face
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good job oh come on and give you ten
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again yeah baby huge yeah uh-huh
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is that a rock right
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[Music]
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and and and today we're going to learn
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about the ancient art of wreaking
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breaking it was a first discovered by a
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Chinese a mountain task force in 1802
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you my lovely assistant Jack Poe is
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wrecking today because he's being
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punished for throwing a rock at his
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dad's head but you got Jack a dead bug
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this is where we employed the notorious
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garbage bag technique and there you have
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a kid
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it's our lesson for today dead things
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going trash bags loves in the air can
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you feel it yes let me keep you up okay
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it's Friday November 9th 10:30 p.m.
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it's a collateralized tenth wedding
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anniversary I'm going to attempt the
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most dangerous stunt but before I go
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taste like don't come back Jack I want
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you to know how much I love you Emily I
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love you very very much too so uh well
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this stunt is most dangerous I wouldn't
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have anybody attempted if you're amateur
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or if you're a bank of heart I mean
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he'll try and jump all 206 my wife's
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bones
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yo can I have the camera in here
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everybody over yeah your mark of sanity
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like 30 and quickly some people have
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boobs my wife has books love it
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she's like she's like yes and just about
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someone you want to come down bounce me
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you'll eat it I am NOT in the leading
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trying to move our family good middle of
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the wood six months ago not at least
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Gentiles
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kiss me and lead it kids are better
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never use it well too bad for you I
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can't affect right now because cleaned
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up the lumber fortune to go ahead forces
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it
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yeah we always have been naughty to spit
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right miss how the parish holds video
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that's our dead so bad at me like my dad
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Mackie evil bad it would be a pastor you
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know no looters hookup
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well I am a doctor not anymore happy
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Anniversary am pleased so much away is
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not going to remember when we're old and
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crepitus bargain all over each other
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we're going to be firing a literature
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within dying conservation spark yeah you
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are I'm going to let it matchmaking okay
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my what they had say have energy and the
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prosperity great happy anniversary and
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now you can take the camera aperture
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between it is supposed to be my word
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stuff that events and a lot going on so
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forth I thought you'd never meet the
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camp that precious
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it's weird that two of them in bed
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together into the cutest
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the story of the drain and the paper bag
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by Nikki power once upon a time in a
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land far far away there lived the most
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hideous two-headed dragon in honor his
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early and this dragon had this dream of
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eating all the boys and all the girls in
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town in fact twas Margaery on Halloween
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next when all the boys and all the girls
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wear their paper-bag masks to school the
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dragon decided that he was going to wear
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his paper bag mask and thus disguised he
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said first artist boo yard on the
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schoolyard the school kids were
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surprised by the sight of their new
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student you're too tall they said you
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have to his said another child you can't
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be one of us you must be the tagging
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trust me is a dragon answered what I'm
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one of you oh yeah prove it they said
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take off your mask that dragon knew that
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that was something that he couldn't do
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what I can do he said is talk like you I
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can walk like you
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should I can even dance like you do it
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said the children and indeed the dragon
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walked talked and danced just like he
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was one again and the children were so
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convinced that they invited him to sing
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their songs with them they invited him
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to play in their games and when the bell
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rang for lunch they invited him inside
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to eat with them thanks to the dragon
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but I prefer to eat outside outside
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children but whatever will you eat the
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dragon responded you and with that the
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dragon took off his paper bag mask
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revealing the two hideous heat the
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children started to scream but their
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screams were soon swallowed inside the
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Dragons stomach
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I was perhaps the most vastly
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inappropriate fairy tale I've ever
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hunted hon its allegory for you don't
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trust Ranger goodnight Steven good night
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Lou your knight Nikolai commie bastard
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hello my name is doctor Clara Poe it is
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the 10th of November 2006
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this is video diary number one patient's
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name building Thomasson 11 diagnosed
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with program will be EOS at the
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Children's Hospital in Philadelphia
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where I'm currently chief resident of
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the child psychiatry unit patient needs
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all diagnostic criteria including
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disorganized speech loggia catatonic
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features and persistent delusions with
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no fewer than three hallucinatory
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episodes in the past three months in
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which Billy claims there was quote a man
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made of nails living under his bed ten
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milligrams bill five ten milligrams lots
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of times in less than a week this binary
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treatment vanquished the least delusion
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setting
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man made of nails back to whatever
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synapses firing he came from scheduled
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appointment including blood work for
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next Tuesday the 14th what November 18
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I'm your host David Tolin this is
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america's funniest most embarrassing
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Home Videos today the kids have their
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Thanksgiving Day party at school on
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stress them to something we're going to
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find my dick okay Bali's of you spaz
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forgotten not to worry unless of course
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dad Adam should be filming I'm sorry you
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look great they look great absolutely
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what did you think
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come on give him a break
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well why don't you just be one of the
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main things is simply conspiracy know if
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you can make a sale I think you can if
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you're one type of level did you like it
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[Music]
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and on this episode of Claire PO turkey
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proctologist extraordinary
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Brecon and near kill them huh Emily it's
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time to eat mom's been working on this
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turkey all day dear lord thank you thank
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you for providing us this most bountiful
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feast most importantly thank you for
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providing us week with each other with
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love for this Thanksgiving me me you
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most trusted holy God thank you for my
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wife my beautiful wife thank you for my
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children and thank you for this life
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which is indeed blessed so let us pray
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you're less indoors thank you again you
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know what I can eat this turkey until
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it's right all right dear good lord
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thank you for the gift
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you provide for us just eat I'm hangry
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you're not going to eat until you pray
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even from
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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hi I'm Boy Scout leader get going you're
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gonna learn about ancient art today
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called lock-picking you won't find it in
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a manual which will find it here all
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right
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bobby pin
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got some check first thing we want to do
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open up set bobby pin seal off a little
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bit put it into the lock like so you
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surf this kind of clockwise do you feel
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it like that we go and locked a plug to
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the left
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here's to the one-handed bowl it's very
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important not maybe the most essential
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not ungettable undoable unless of course
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you want to undo it you have two hands
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let me show you how to do with one ready
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like this go around the tree
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Matt right there is a bowline all right
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I want you to do one in one second all
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right you watch it look good he is
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here's old Nikolai
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perfect dad's Jack's perfect you see
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that Emily you're next you ready
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I scream you scream we all scream fast
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that's not even human jogging this what
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best rely so that they're in the
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military for the night or left or
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usually they were stuck in Latrobe and
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resistance I heard this music is weird
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but it sounds familiar
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so I got a little closer let's do this
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truck ice cream truck I dragged them
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down he's coming toward me I said hey
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and listen to me it's a little loud so
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I'm about the morning to you be playing
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the music the way you're playing it you
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might turn it down a little pieces no
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problem real nice guy and he gives me
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joy scream cough
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how about that I know you don't
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generally have ice cream that we go to
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school bit yeah our kids don't deserve
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ice cream my dad deserves a lecture from
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their father since a favorite was wrong
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and I know you're going to be thinking
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about that here's what why don't we make
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a movie a little more family together
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John hole in charge
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sorry Ringo well guys it's no perfectly
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seasoned Christmas tree is just waiting
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for us to put an action
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[Music]
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good
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where do you like that thing it's like
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their own language and stop them okay
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can you show me what you're drawing you
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guys keep it so nice I think secrets are
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essential our children work for the
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Honduras CIA task force where am i
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turning on Libya silence no live in the
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middle of the woods I need to find a
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course where the trees are okay I just
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farted hey hey nobody was at all I just
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saw my dad let me when I'm ten years old
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look some in HD hey I like this one I
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tweet like anorexic your past are kind
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of hairy you're my
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[Music]
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picking and Cain and Cain said to Abel
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his brother let us go out in the field
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and when they were in the field Cain
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rose up against his brother Abel and
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killed him then the Lord said to Cain
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where is Abel your brother he said I do
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not know am I my brother's keeper and
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the Lord said what have you done so so
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so so this Christmas let's do more just
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open gifts because we are all of us our
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brother's keeper let's follow in
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Christ's footsteps let's let's fight
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evil on a daily basis because then and
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only then can we call ourselves
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Christians worthy in the eyes of the
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Lord
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no Christmas
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okay beautiful you did it
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definition we have connection Howie
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Santa anything little girl let me the
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secret to your video success that our
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users are here Leslie nice I like it
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oh it's a gastrointestinal Christmas
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Merle and invited to participate bring
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in whoopee cushions
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all right guys who's ready for Christmas
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all right it's Christmas time great we
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help them up here we got
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Bobby Institute agility studies hard a
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presence so many friends that forget
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about them up and what sayest pull put
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that water gun down right now right now
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right this instant
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none of that round not in the house
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the game is often came in wrong the
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camera
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[Music]
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yesterday morning the 25th of December
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Christmas
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Jack and Emily crucified the family cat
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my children detail
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I think dr. as their mother is
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by joining help subjects Jack and Emily
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Poe age 10 birthday October 31st 1997 no
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prenatal trauma no temporal lobe
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epilepsy or a dollar damage Asperger's
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disorder possible but unlikely malicious
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intent falls into the category of
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conduct disorder a precursor to adult
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ASP or antisocial personality disorder
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even the MMPI or the PCL are would have
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to be administered to to test the ambit
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and extent of Jack and Emily
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psychopathology ammidon extent of their
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mouth hi welcome to another New Year's
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Eve our first year at the tow household
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uh sure in year asperity love and a
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healthy buzz for nursing should 5
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o'clock this afternoon
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[Applause]
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I know right
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[Applause]
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ready you mind the bundle hi okay can
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you put it down now
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gosh you're scared I've been here um no
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I just um I'm thinking that um maybe we
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shouldn't go out tonight
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you know kids it's fine it's fine
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besides my day deserting right out we
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never go out and that's the point
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exactly why we should go out go out
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we'll go to our old stomping grounds
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okay the city will pair up nice and one
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of these new friends just
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if the babysitter here yet
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however we should call I mention running
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ready how much you know I have yeah what
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I wasn't even here was yours which I
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think it's your cool that's what we have
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around here right oh yeah ok
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and so not wanting on the city in it you
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want to see people we used to know and
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they just might ask that inevitable
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question David
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Claire are the kids sure I'll tell you
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what one
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you tell in Camry your news resolution
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you can turn off come on I told mine I'd
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rather someone but you should turn the
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camera off the battery's going to die
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for you
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[Applause]
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yeah we smoked New Year's resolution
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hi results
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evolved to
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I want
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I want this family to be family that
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I thought it would be and I thought
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about having family in the first place
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because
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I feel like I know these people
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they're strangers would you roughhousing
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with Daddy
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will help you do daddy which should be
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quiet David for you too daddy bite you
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who bit you from there
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what man man at the closet
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ah
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January 1st 2007 406 a.m.
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multiple bite marks found on both Jack
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and Emily torso and arms bite so deep
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they left for lack of a better word
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craters in their flesh
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it is worth noting in the interest of
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full disclosure a bit of the past when
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it comes to my husband David was at a
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child abused abused children as proven
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by Piaget are predisposed as adult to
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abuse Amaranto I know a lot I don't know
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about my husband I know he drinks more
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than you should and when he
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this is species children have overactive
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imaginations a man in the closet is not
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real at the bite marks are
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we've invited to look upset surprise
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happy Valentine's Day hon
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I was filly taking the kids to my mother
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your boy know if you want a normal adult
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people I've been happy to do that I'm
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not doing it kids are not normal you
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know we can't move into the middle of
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nowhere raise them in its Norman
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Rockwell world expect everything
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nothing's changed it didn't work
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my point is if there's something bad in
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this house and it isn't major behaving
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badly because they themselves have been
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treated better recall the perspective of
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a larger problem I'm not gonna be here
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so no I can't believe do you know your
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own kids are psychotic they crucified
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the fucking time okay they put goldfish
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in his sandwich there was a frog in vice
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grips
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I saw them eating wrongly obvious revolt
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from two abused children say to the
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camera say i abused our children say to
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my face
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go ahead or say to me what say I abuse
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our children
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taking the children to my mother's their
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bodies come to plain work go it was
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Idaho did the man in the closet 7 or 14
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to 1 45 p.m. while the student body who
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st. waters with attending a Valentine's
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Day assembly in the cafeteria Jack and
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Emily corner and a boy
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Christian McNamara age 9 one grade below
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them into who the boys bathroom once
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inside they locked the door and begin to
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bite him repeatedly and they just went
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to stop
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the boy is fine medically but Jack and
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Emily have been expelled too clearly now
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that no one is biting Jack and Emily
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Jack and Emily fighting each other
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Emily
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hey honey
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Shea's down
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ready to talk to me about some radius
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right you are Christian make dinner
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because he did her you know
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they said after you bit him he was
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bleeding broke the skin but you can
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why don't you keep eye
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this picture is drawing
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seems like he had it all planned out he
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wasn't bringing me to the bathroom until
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right
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honey in court that's called
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premeditation
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enjoy
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baby girl in church I talked about how
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for every good thing that God does Satan
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suspense
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just like their angels on the earth
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there's also demons and they can go
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everywhere
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musics or bad things
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Emily hi I need to talk to your father
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and you go ahead dear sweet and please
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stay out of Jackson right now I'm taking
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the camera so you get to film the
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children but I don't get it
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it's a family camera and it's not yours
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I use it for my work
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Jack is my work Jackson five Jack now
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we're going to deal with called a motion
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test okay all you have to do is look at
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the pictures
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Oh easy
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okay just look at the picture
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[Music]
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[Music]
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I'm beginning a a course in
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psychopharmacology ten milligrams
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quality
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exorcism doesn't exist for Lutheran's
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nor does it exists really in practice
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for Catholics for any Christians yellow
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in the morning white in the afternoon
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Pinckney this practices date archaic
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never ever take more than one pill at a
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time do you understand
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otherwise your body will go into what we
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call a conscious coma we've somehow
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today deemed it more palatable to reduce
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John Wayne Gacy 33 murders the fact that
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he was abused as a child
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10 milligrams Haldol 10 milligrams of
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aspirin and there's were there's evil in
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this leave his house in Christ
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leave this house in Christ leave this
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house in Christ leave this house in
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Christ
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this is my house
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these are my children leave my fucking
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children alone get the fuck out of my
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house there shall be a Shelby - leave
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this house
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[Music]
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[Music]
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April 8 2007 Easter Sunday two months
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have passed I'm happy to report that
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since my last report Jack and Emily's
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antisocial behavior has received the
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Haldol and best broom shown no negative
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side effects allowing them to
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successfully reenter school much to our
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surprise we have befriended Christian
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McNamara inviting him over to hunt for
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Easter eggs proving once again that
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there is no good child there's no bad
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child
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there's only diagnosis and with a
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diagnosis treatment no you're insane I
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have treated my children hey guys are
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you doing good baby you you guys up to
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how about this garden weasel
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yeah we run black people before right
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I'll build strong we have to coach
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assure me the answer for thumper good
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night all right we're going to get right
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with you three I have nothing I see if I
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show it handsome looking pretty great a
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planning okay I'm gonna do it
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half now okay you guys watching okay all
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right we're gonna recap the kids ten
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years ago Easter you are a mr. Rowland
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Chris children your father was walking
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out of church a proper quad he spotted
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your mother a patented David Pro charm
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kicked in and you could almost hear it
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that's tough yeah you got to talkin I
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got this staring I know what you're
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doing with a pipe in your hand and she
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said co-requisite sarcasm
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I just witnesses and other religious
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types allowed to flirt with her with I
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should know those witnesses are not
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required by law
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however loosens our and I explained yes
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with a great deal of condescension I
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might add of condescension that she had
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any doubts about this fact she might
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want to present herself at the Divinity
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School kegger on Friday night at
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midnight because the theology department
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at Harvard is bar none party
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and Percy Percy and you didn't think the
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beer was good enough for me so you
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brought down you brought me a cod wine
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of wine box of wine wine that comes on a
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box
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mr. Romain and Johnny romance and I
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asked you what could a psychiatrist and
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a pastor ever have in common I said face
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to face please
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the two of us more than any other people
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could actually help you that's right I
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do love you but I don't believe you for
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believing you
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he believes in this thing
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son keratin is marketed if everything is
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perfect
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oh I came from the strangest place
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looking like a you know I would change
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and why I oughta
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you need to make your buddy please fill
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makeup dad Emily
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one out of every three three yeah Emily
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[Music]
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hey Noah
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we're not here jack Emily
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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because it's Easter Sunday and our
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00:58:54,289 --> 00:59:00,019
children are minors DCFS against our
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better wishes it's given us custody of
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00:59:03,619 --> 00:59:07,249
our children until the court arraignment
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tomorrow
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00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,299
tonight will be the last light in this
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house
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tomorrow he will be charged as - with
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one count of unlawful restraint one
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count attempted murder with a provision
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food cause of juvenile detention until
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the age of 18
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tomorrow boarding jacket and will you
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get it go away
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00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:08,539
like Abraham sacrificed Isaac so we must
621
01:00:08,539 --> 01:00:24,470
sacrifice our children
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but even still I love my school night is
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my son and my baby good anyone
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and we're not talking like you're
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talking to us listen what healthy choice
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focus country
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against our wishes
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let's give us custody of our children hi
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welcome to the Jack and Emily show I'm
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01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:14,380
Jack I'm Emily let's have some fun
631
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you're quiet in there I can't even hear
632
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,660
you but I know you're there
633
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:26,300
let's have a staring contest I dare you
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01:02:26,300 --> 01:03:14,280
to stare Joe our movies done I bet you
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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what with the light on the side by the
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01:06:43,520 --> 01:07:26,360
head and won the yeah stop this shit
639
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:31,280
right now
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01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:37,680
untie me
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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guys I can see you don't know okay to
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01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:25,080
move I will break every bone in your
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fucking body
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David David you know yeah sure I had a
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01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:59,150
good omelet right now heard you guys
648
01:08:59,150 --> 01:09:04,830
didn't you are giving it out you are not
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01:09:04,830 --> 01:09:37,528
my children I know what you are
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[Music]
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01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:06,770
[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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give that up
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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01:12:29,380 --> 01:12:56,990
[Music]
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01:12:56,990 --> 01:13:35,760
[Applause]
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[Music]
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01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:31,700
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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you
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