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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:03,770 HEY J-DAWG. CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT? 2 00:00:03,802 --> 00:00:05,304 WHAT? 3 00:00:05,336 --> 00:00:06,806 AND ONE MORE? 4 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:08,608 WHAT?! 5 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,609 AH. MY MAN, KICKIN' IT OLD-SCHOOL. 6 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:12,111 AH. GET OUTTA HERE. 7 00:00:12,144 --> 00:00:13,445 WHATCHA DOIN'? 8 00:00:13,478 --> 00:00:16,149 AH, I'M MAKING A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS 9 00:00:16,181 --> 00:00:19,151 I WANT CHERYL TO DO WHEN SHE GETS OFF OF BED REST. 10 00:00:19,184 --> 00:00:21,686 HEY, UH, IS "FENCE POST" ONE WORD OR TWO? 11 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:24,589 WAIT. YOU'VE GOT HER DIGGING FENCES? 12 00:00:24,623 --> 00:00:27,092 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. DURING HER WHOLE PREGNANCY, 13 00:00:27,126 --> 00:00:29,095 I'VE BEEN DOING ALL THE HOUSEWORK. 14 00:00:29,128 --> 00:00:32,097 AS SOON AS HER DOCTOR SIGNS OFF ON HER LADY BUSINESS, 15 00:00:32,131 --> 00:00:35,301 I WANT HER DOING SOME OF MY JOBS. 16 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:37,303 "MOW LAWN"... 17 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:37,303 YEP. 18 00:00:37,335 --> 00:00:39,738 "RAKE LEAVES"... 19 00:00:37,335 --> 00:00:39,738 MM-HMM. 20 00:00:39,771 --> 00:00:44,143 YOU KNOW, JIM, WE COULD MAKE SOME MONEY HERE. 21 00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:47,146 I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S A FETISH MARKET ON THE INTERNET 22 00:00:47,179 --> 00:00:49,782 FOR PREGNANT WOMEN DOING YARD WORK. 23 00:00:49,814 --> 00:00:53,085 ACTUALLY, I-I'M VERY SURE THERE IS. 24 00:00:53,118 --> 00:00:55,822 ANDY, YOU ARE SICK! 25 00:00:55,854 --> 00:00:57,823 BUT YOU'LL SEND ME THAT LINK, RIGHT? 26 00:00:57,856 --> 00:00:59,325 OH, YEAH. 27 00:00:59,357 --> 00:01:02,428 ♪♪♪ 28 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:11,236 YOU KNOW, ANDY, THE BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING 29 00:01:11,269 --> 00:01:13,305 IS WHEN CHERYL GOES OFF OF BED REST, 30 00:01:13,338 --> 00:01:15,807 WE CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO BED ACTION. 31 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,777 MM. WOW. THAT--THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 32 00:01:18,811 --> 00:01:20,480 IT IS. 33 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,782 YOU GET TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PREGNANT SISTER 34 00:01:22,814 --> 00:01:25,484 WHILE... 35 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:29,822 WHILE MY UNBORN TWIN NEPHEWS WATCH ON IN HORROR. 36 00:01:29,855 --> 00:01:32,424 ANDY, IT'S BEEN NINE MONTHS. 37 00:01:32,457 --> 00:01:35,161 IF THEY BLINK ONCE, THEY'LL MISS IT. 38 00:01:37,796 --> 00:01:39,565 HEY, GUYS. 39 00:01:39,597 --> 00:01:41,867 HEY, THERE'S THE QUEEN OF MY CASTLE. 40 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,569 (laughs) 41 00:01:43,602 --> 00:01:45,838 I MEAN, IT'S NOT QUITE A CASTLE. 42 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,772 I MEAN, CASTLES HAVE FENCES. 43 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:50,475 UM, HONEY, FIRST OF ALL, THE--THE BABIES ARE FINE, 44 00:01:50,509 --> 00:01:53,478 BUT THE DOCTOR REALLY DOESN'T WANT ME ON MY FEET 45 00:01:53,512 --> 00:01:57,549 UNTIL I GO INTO LABOR, SO I'M STILL ON BED REST. 46 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:01,487 BED REST? 47 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:04,156 ARE YOU SURE HE SAID "BED REST" 48 00:02:04,189 --> 00:02:07,859 AND NOT "YOU SHOULD BE FED LESS"? 49 00:02:07,893 --> 00:02:09,896 NO. 50 00:02:07,893 --> 00:02:09,896 NO? 51 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:13,165 DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU UPSTAIRS? 52 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:15,168 NO, THANKS, HONEY. I'M FINE. 53 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,536 LOOK, UH, JIM? 54 00:02:16,568 --> 00:02:19,572 YEAH, CHERYL? 55 00:02:16,568 --> 00:02:19,572 I-I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED, AND I REALLY WANTED 56 00:02:19,604 --> 00:02:21,873 TO START PITCHING IN AROUND HERE, TOO, BUT... 57 00:02:21,907 --> 00:02:23,876 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, HONEY, REALLY. COME ON. 58 00:02:23,908 --> 00:02:25,877 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 59 00:02:25,911 --> 00:02:28,213 YOU'RE THE BEST. 60 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:31,450 I AM THE BEST, AREN'T I? YEAH. 61 00:02:31,483 --> 00:02:32,450 (grunts) 62 00:02:32,484 --> 00:02:33,853 WHAT'S THAT? 63 00:02:33,885 --> 00:02:36,855 AH, IT'S JUST A LIST OF THINGS I GOTTA DO 64 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:39,859 BEFORE THE BABIES GET HERE. 65 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:39,859 OH, WELL, I'D BE HAPPY TO PITCH IN. 66 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:42,561 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D WANNA-- 67 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:42,561 OH, I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY WANNA-- 68 00:02:42,594 --> 00:02:46,265 "PLAY PREGNANT STRIPPER WHO NEEDS CASH TO PAY RENT"? 69 00:02:42,594 --> 00:02:46,265 GIMME THAT. 70 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:52,737 DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. 71 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:55,875 STUCK DOING MY OWN LAWN WORK. 72 00:02:55,907 --> 00:02:57,876 THE GOOD NEWS IS, JIM, 73 00:02:57,909 --> 00:03:00,879 I'M--I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S A FETISH SITE ON THE INTERNET 74 00:03:00,913 --> 00:03:03,582 FOR HUSKY BLUE-COLLAR GUYS DOING YARD WORK. 75 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:06,186 ACTUALLY, I'M VERY SURE THERE IS. 76 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:13,459 QUEEN CHERYL WANTS HER FAVORITE CEREAL. 77 00:03:13,491 --> 00:03:18,663 QUEEN CHERYL WANTS HER ORGANIC RAISINS. 78 00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:20,665 QUEEN CHERYL WANTS HER LIGHTBULBS! 79 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:23,868 AH! A-ACTUALLY, I NEEDED THE LIGHTBULBS, 80 00:03:23,901 --> 00:03:25,870 BUT, AH, THAT'S OKAY. 81 00:03:25,903 --> 00:03:27,872 A GROWN MAN CAN GO ONE NIGHT 82 00:03:27,906 --> 00:03:29,975 WITHOUT FIRING UP THE OLD EASY-BAKE. 83 00:03:30,008 --> 00:03:32,944 OH, ANDY, I NEED A BREAK. 84 00:03:32,978 --> 00:03:34,947 I JUST WANTED A COUPLE DAYS 85 00:03:34,979 --> 00:03:37,649 BETWEEN THE PREGNANCY AND THE BIRTH... 86 00:03:34,979 --> 00:03:37,649 YEAH. 87 00:03:37,682 --> 00:03:38,950 HAVE A LITTLE SEX, 88 00:03:38,984 --> 00:03:41,520 MAYBE EVEN A REPAVED DRIVEWAY. 89 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:44,522 THIS HAS BEEN A TOUGH TIME FOR YOU, JIM. I KNOW IT. 90 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:44,522 YEAH. YEAH. 91 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:47,526 I TELL YOU WHAT-- YOU BUY ME SOME NEW LIGHTBULBS, 92 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,794 AND WE'LL SEE IF A 4-INCH TRAY OF SNICKERDOODLES 93 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:52,698 DOESN'T TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, HUH? 94 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:52,698 AAH. 95 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,799 HUH? 96 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,799 HELLO, JIM. 97 00:03:54,832 --> 00:03:56,836 OH, DR. COLLINS, HOW ARE YOU? 98 00:03:56,868 --> 00:03:59,905 ANDY, THIS IS CHERYL'S LADY DOCTOR. 99 00:03:56,868 --> 00:03:59,905 OH. 100 00:03:59,937 --> 00:04:01,406 HOW ARE YA? 101 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:03,975 EW. 102 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:05,977 BUT, JIM, WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING? 103 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:08,480 I MEAN, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING 104 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,484 CHERYL SHOULD BE DOING, NOW THAT SHE'S OFF BED REST. 105 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,484 NO, J-JIM--JIM, 106 00:04:11,516 --> 00:04:13,985 THIS ISN'T WHAT CHERYL SAID WHEN SHE GOT HOME. 107 00:04:14,019 --> 00:04:16,588 HEY, ARE YOU LYING TO US, MAN? 108 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:18,624 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE IN VERY POOR TASTE. 109 00:04:18,656 --> 00:04:20,492 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, MAN! 110 00:04:18,656 --> 00:04:20,492 ANDY, ANDY, ANDY, ANDY! 111 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,961 COME ON! 112 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,961 ANDY! 113 00:04:21,994 --> 00:04:23,462 COME ON! 114 00:04:23,495 --> 00:04:25,831 ANDY! 115 00:04:25,863 --> 00:04:28,900 DR. COLLINS... 116 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:31,937 YOU TOLD HER ABOUT THE BED REST THIS MORNING? 117 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:35,541 YES. ISN'T THAT GOOD NEWS? 118 00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,677 OH, IT'S GOOD NEWS, DOCTOR. 119 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:42,380 OH, IT'S VERY GOOD NEWS INDEED. 120 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:45,817 ANDY, DIRECT ME TO THE WHUP-ASS AISLE. 121 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,987 I'LL BE NEEDING SEVERAL CANS. 122 00:04:58,497 --> 00:05:02,468 OH! THERE'S THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. 123 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,971 RESTING IN BED AS PER THE DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 124 00:05:06,004 --> 00:05:07,473 YES. 125 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:08,840 SO WERE YOU GUYS SHOPPING? 126 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:10,343 SHOPPING? OF COURSE. 127 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,344 UH, WHAT SATURDAY HAVEN'T I SHOPPED 128 00:05:12,377 --> 00:05:14,979 IN THE LAST NINE MONTHS? 129 00:05:15,012 --> 00:05:16,681 YEP. NOTHING'S DIFFERENT. 130 00:05:16,714 --> 00:05:17,982 MNH-MNH. 131 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,985 JIM'S SHOPPING. YOU'RE LYING IN BED, 132 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:22,620 AS PER THE DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 133 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:22,620 YES. 134 00:05:22,653 --> 00:05:24,456 DID YOU GUYS GET ME MY ICE CREAM? 135 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,959 OOH, DID WE REMEMBER HER ICE CREAM? 136 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,959 THIS ICE CREAM HERE? 137 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:29,528 OOH, THIS ICE CREAM INDEED. 138 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:29,528 ARE YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO ME? 139 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,863 OH, I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA. 140 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:35,100 I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, BABY. 141 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:36,102 YEAH! 142 00:05:36,134 --> 00:05:37,870 OH! 143 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:39,405 WHAT THE HELL? 144 00:05:39,437 --> 00:05:42,807 ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 145 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:44,810 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 146 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:46,112 I'M IN THE DARK. 147 00:05:46,144 --> 00:05:48,880 MAYBE THESE BULBS WILL LIGHT UP THE SUBJECT. 148 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:53,786 NO. NO, NO. NO. AAH! DAMN IT! 149 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,790 GUESS WHO I RAN INTO AT THE GROCERY MART TODAY, CHERYL. 150 00:05:58,824 --> 00:06:02,161 HERE'S A STAB-- DR. COLLINS, 151 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:04,864 AND HE TOLD YOU I'M NOT ON BED REST. 152 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,533 AND HE TOLD ME YOU WERE NOT-- 153 00:06:07,565 --> 00:06:08,867 OKAY, SO YOU GUESSED. 154 00:06:10,802 --> 00:06:13,839 MY WIFE IS A BIG, FAT LIAR! 155 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:17,576 AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS MARRIAGE 156 00:06:17,608 --> 00:06:20,612 WAS BASED ON YOUR HONESTY. 157 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:22,615 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON? 158 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,884 I SAW ICE CREAM FLYING OUT THE WINDOW 159 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:27,185 AND ANDY RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS MUTTERING, 160 00:06:27,218 --> 00:06:29,187 "MY BULBS, MY BEAUTIFUL BULBS." 161 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:31,956 JIM FIGURED OUT I WAS FAKING. 162 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,026 AW, CRAP. 163 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:35,995 WHAT, YOU WERE IN ON THIS, TOO? 164 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,998 OH, MY GOD, CHERYL, HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO? 165 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,567 ARE YOU EVEN PREGNANT? 166 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:46,539 NO, JIM. NO, SHE'S NOT PREGNANT. 167 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,839 AND GUESS WHAT ELSE. 168 00:06:47,872 --> 00:06:49,841 SHE'S A DUDE. 169 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:55,014 OKAY, OKAY, HERE'S THE TRUTH. 170 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:57,716 IF I GET UP AND START MOVING AROUND... 171 00:06:57,749 --> 00:07:00,552 (voice breaking) THESE BABIES ARE GONNA POP OUT, 172 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:04,189 AND THIS FAMILY IS GONNA BE CHANGED FOREVER. 173 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,859 CHERYL, CHERYL, COME ON WITH THE CRYING. 174 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:09,028 STOP WITH THE CRYING. 175 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:09,028 (crying) I KNOW, I KNOW. 176 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:11,029 COME ON. YOU'RE NOT THE VICTIM. 177 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:13,632 I'M THE VICTIM! I SHOULD BE CRYING. 178 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:15,634 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 179 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:17,635 I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO SAVOR 180 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:19,904 THESE LAST FEW DAYS BEFORE EVERYTHING CHANGED. 181 00:07:19,937 --> 00:07:21,906 BUT--BUT, HONEY, IT WAS WRONG. (sobs) 182 00:07:21,939 --> 00:07:24,709 AND I'M SO SORRY. 183 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:26,110 BUT, CHERYL, THE DOCTOR SAID-- 184 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:26,978 (sobbing) 185 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:29,615 AND FOR THESE SEVEN MONTHS I'VE BEEN-- 186 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:32,184 (wails) 187 00:07:32,216 --> 00:07:33,885 THIS SUCKS! 188 00:07:33,918 --> 00:07:36,889 I TOTALLY CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED AS A BIG, FAT LIAR, 189 00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:38,891 AND YOU DOUBLE-CROSS ME 190 00:07:38,923 --> 00:07:41,793 WITH LEGITIMATE, DEEP, EMOTIONAL FEELINGS. 191 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:43,896 ACTUALLY, SHE TRIPLE-CROSSED YOU. 192 00:07:43,928 --> 00:07:45,497 SHE'S A DUDE. 193 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:48,567 OH, STOP IT! 194 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,971 I-I'M SORRY, HONEY. I-I'M SORRY. I WAS WRONG. 195 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,740 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 196 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:58,010 WHAT ARE--WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 197 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:58,010 I'M GETTING UP. I'M NOT ON BED REST. 198 00:07:58,043 --> 00:08:00,545 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 199 00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:02,548 PLEASE, CHERYL, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 200 00:08:02,581 --> 00:08:04,550 IF--IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU, 201 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,552 WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY IN BED 202 00:08:06,584 --> 00:08:08,721 AND ENJOY YOURSELF THE LAST COUPLE DAYS? 203 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,222 REALLY? 204 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,222 YEAH, REALLY. 205 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:11,923 ARE YOU SURE? 206 00:08:11,956 --> 00:08:14,026 I SAID, "REALLY." DON'T PUSH IT. 207 00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:16,729 AND IF YOU REALLY WANT THAT ICE CREAM, 208 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:20,932 I PROBABLY COULD SCRAPE THE ANTS AND THE BROKEN LIGHTBULB OFF IT. 209 00:08:20,966 --> 00:08:22,233 I'LL GO GET IT. 210 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:25,971 OR YOU COULD JUST GO BACK TO THE STORE. 211 00:08:29,908 --> 00:08:31,911 FINE. 212 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:40,052 WOW, I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW 213 00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:43,721 IT WAS DRIVEN BY LEGITIMATE, DEEP, EMOTIONAL FEELINGS. 214 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,024 WELL... (sniffles) 215 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,725 NOW THAT JIM'S GONE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT... 216 00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:49,861 MAYBE THEY WEREN'T THAT LEGITIMATE. 217 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,033 OR DEEP OR EMOTIONAL, REALLY. 218 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,334 WAIT. YOU WERE LYING? 219 00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:56,868 (sighs) YEAH. 220 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:59,171 AGAIN? WHY? 221 00:08:59,203 --> 00:09:01,873 MAMA'S NOT COOKIN'. MAMA'S NOT CLEANIN'. 222 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:04,944 MAMA'S NOT DIGGIN' NO FENCE POSTS. 223 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,884 MAMA'S A BAD MAMA. 224 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:13,952 CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT? 225 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:16,020 (laughs) 226 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:24,129 (vacuum whirring) 227 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:34,939 (vacuum turns off) 228 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:34,939 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS THING. 229 00:09:34,972 --> 00:09:36,173 IT DOESN'T WORK. 230 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:41,079 HUH. I'VE BEEN HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM WITH MY EASY-BAKE OVEN. 231 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:45,250 (doorbell rings) 232 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,389 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 233 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,389 (gasps) 234 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,725 IS--IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS? IS THIS WHAT-- 235 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,725 YEAH, JIM, THIS IS THE, UH-- 236 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,728 LET HIM SAY IT. LET HIM SAY IT. 237 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,097 (plays fanfare) 238 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,899 (British accent) "HEAR YE, HEAR YE. 239 00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:04,403 "BY ORDER OF STEVIE B, 240 00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:07,673 "EMPEROR OF RIBS, VICEROY OF BARBECUE SAUCE 241 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:10,743 "AND SOVEREIGN RULER OF ALL THINGS GRILLED, 242 00:10:10,775 --> 00:10:14,412 YOU ARE HEREBY ANOINTED KING FOR A DAY..." 243 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,048 YES! 244 00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:17,682 "ON THE STEVIE B's RIB CAFE 245 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:20,786 BOOZE AND BLUES CRUISE ON THE LAKE." 246 00:10:20,818 --> 00:10:21,953 YES! 247 00:10:20,818 --> 00:10:21,953 (gasps) 248 00:10:21,986 --> 00:10:24,222 YOU WILL REIGN FOR 12 HOURS 249 00:10:24,255 --> 00:10:28,894 AS THE "S.S. BABYBACK" SAILS TO THE FAR-OFF SHORES 250 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:31,997 OF AN EXOTIC LAND KNOWN ONLY AS... MICHIGAN. 251 00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:33,097 (gasps) 252 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,166 IF IT PLEASES YOUR HIGHNESS-- 253 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,903 OH, IT PLEASES MY HIGHNESS GREATLY! 254 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:40,939 GOOD. WE SET SAIL TOMORROW AT 10:00 A.M. 255 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:43,074 IT MAY ALSO PLEASE YOUR HIGHNESS TO, UH... 256 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:45,076 (normal voice) BRING A LIGHT JACKET 257 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,079 AND CASH FOR PREMIUM WELL DRINKS. 258 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:49,747 YEAH, TELL STEVIE B THAT I WANNA DO THAT-- 259 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:53,051 (British accent) TELL HIM THAT I ACCEPT THINE OFFER. 260 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,921 (British accent) BY YOUR LEAVE, SIRE. 261 00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:58,390 OKAY. LEAVE. 262 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,860 LEAVE. 263 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,860 (normal voice) I'M LEAVING. 264 00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:04,062 (normal voice) LEAVE! LEAVE! LEAVE! 265 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:06,130 HA HA HA! YES! YES! YES! 266 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,266 OH, KING FOR A DAY! 267 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,266 YES, YES. 268 00:11:08,299 --> 00:11:10,269 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE. 269 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,971 (British accent) I DESERVE IT. I DESERVE IT. 270 00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:16,442 THIS IS YOUR REWARD. 271 00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:16,442 MY REWARD. 272 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:19,278 FOR THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED CHERYL FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS. 273 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,947 (normal voice) CHERYL... CURSES! 274 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,048 WHAT? 275 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,350 I CAN'T GO TO SEA FOR 12 HOURS 276 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:28,019 WHEN THE BIG WHITE WHALE IS ABOUT TO BLOW! 277 00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:30,422 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 278 00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:30,422 UGH! 279 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:31,924 WHY NOT? 280 00:11:31,956 --> 00:11:33,891 YOU ARE THE KING. 281 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,493 YEAH, BUT BE SERIOUS. 282 00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:37,496 I AM SERIOUS. 283 00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:39,331 CHERYL'S BACK ON BED REST, JIM. 284 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,767 THESE BABIES MAY NOT COME FOR DAYS. 285 00:11:41,799 --> 00:11:43,067 AND YOU... 286 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,471 YOU DESERVE THIS. 287 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:51,009 THAT'S TRUE. 288 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,177 AND IF I MISS THE DELIVERY, 289 00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:56,215 WE CAN ALWAYS START A NEW LIFE IN MICHIGAN. 290 00:11:58,015 --> 00:12:03,087 UNLESS THOSE BABIES COME OUT BEFORE WE SET SAIL, 291 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,859 I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU CAN'T GO. 292 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:10,229 NO REASON. 293 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:11,896 NO REASON AT ALL. 294 00:12:11,929 --> 00:12:14,799 (chuckles evilly) 295 00:12:14,832 --> 00:12:16,901 (whispers) LONG LIVE THE KING. 296 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:19,904 LONG LIVE THE KING! 297 00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:22,975 LONG LIVE THE KING! 298 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,911 YOU KNOW, CHERYL, I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU. 299 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:29,414 PUNISHING A GUY WHO'S BEEN A BONEHEAD IS ONE THING, 300 00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:30,581 BUT PUNISHING A GUY 301 00:12:30,615 --> 00:12:33,918 WHO'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE PRINCE FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS, 302 00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:35,788 BRA-VO. 303 00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,790 DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. 304 00:12:37,822 --> 00:12:40,091 YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON. 305 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:43,095 YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON. YOU'RE MY ROLE MODEL. 306 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:43,095 OH. 307 00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:45,163 I'M THINKING ABOUT FAKING A PREGNANCY 308 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,167 JUST TO GET MY HUSBAND TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 309 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,169 OH, MY GOD. WHAT AM I DOING? 310 00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:53,572 HE'S BEEN SO GOOD FOR NINE MONTHS. 311 00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:53,572 AND SO ROTTEN FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS. 312 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,574 THIS IS NUTS. DANA, HELP ME UP. 313 00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:58,142 I GOTTA GET THESE BABIES OUT OF ME. 314 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,145 NO, NO, CHERYL, GET BACK IN BED. 315 00:13:00,177 --> 00:13:02,914 NO, PUNISH HIM. JUST... GRIND HIM INTO THE DIRT! 316 00:13:00,177 --> 00:13:02,914 DANA. 317 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:05,417 CHERYL, IF YOU GO DOWN THERE, THEN HE WINS. 318 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,921 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WE'RE GONNA SEE A VICTORY DANCE. 319 00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:12,024 OH, DON'T WORRY. HE DOESN'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 320 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,944 OH! 321 00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:33,544 WHOO! 322 00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:37,081 JIM, I HAVE BEEN TO "RIVERDANCE" FIVE TIMES. 323 00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:40,052 THEY HAVE NOTHING ON WHAT YOU JUST DID. 324 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,054 OH, I FELT IT, TOO, ANDY. 325 00:13:42,086 --> 00:13:44,923 EVER SINCE THEY MADE ME THE KING, I'VE CHANGED INSIDE. 326 00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:46,925 I SEE THE GOOD IN THE WORLD, 327 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:49,594 NOT JUST PREGNANCY AND BABIES. 328 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:49,594 OH. (laughs) 329 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,964 I'M THE KING! 330 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,964 YOU ARE THE KING. (laughs) 331 00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:54,866 JIM? 332 00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:54,866 YES. 333 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:58,236 HONEY, I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU. 334 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:58,236 OH, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 335 00:13:58,269 --> 00:14:01,606 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SEX. 336 00:13:58,269 --> 00:14:01,606 I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. GO, GET OUT. 337 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:04,141 GO. 338 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:04,141 JIM! CHERYL! 339 00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:06,144 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 340 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:08,146 YEAH, WE'LL MAKE A FEW MISTAKES 341 00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:10,649 'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T DONE IT FOR A WHILE. GO. 342 00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,451 UH, JIM, UH, I'M PRETTY SURE 343 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,420 THERE'S A FETISH SITE ON THE INTERNET-- 344 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,420 GET OUT! 345 00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:17,923 OKAY. OKAY, WHERE DO YOU WANNA DO IT? 346 00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:20,926 OH, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME ROOM. 347 00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:20,926 (table scrapes floor) 348 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,628 SHOULD I GET SOME NEWSPAPERS FOR THE RUG? 349 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:27,099 HONEY, DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I WANNA DO IT? 350 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:30,101 NO, I JUST WANNA DO IT. I WANNA DO IT AND FALL ASLEEP 351 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,971 WHILE YOU'RE TELLING ME WHY WE SHOULD DO IT. 352 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,971 OKAY, BUT LISTEN TO ME, 353 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:37,109 BECAUSE MAKING LOVE IS A GREAT WAY TO INDUCE LABOR. 354 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,111 (exhales deeply) CHERYL, "MAKING LOVE" 355 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:42,147 IS A VERY FANCY TERM FOR WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 356 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:44,149 YOU KNOW, IF THIS WORKS, 357 00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:47,286 WE COULD HAVE THESE BABIES TONIGHT. 358 00:14:47,318 --> 00:14:49,320 EXCUSE ME. WHAT? 359 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:51,323 WE COULD HAVE THESE BABIES TONIGHT. 360 00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:55,027 LOOK, HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF TAKING CARE OF ME, 361 00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:59,530 SO THE SOONER WE HAVE SEX, THE SOONER I GO INTO LABOR. 362 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,535 TONIGHT, HUH? 363 00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:08,606 (sighs) OH, CHERYL... 364 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:11,009 JUST NOT IN THE MOOD. 365 00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:16,682 NOT IN THE MOOD? 366 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,317 YOU GOT KICKED IN THE JUNK BY A HORSE, 367 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,019 AND YOU WERE STILL IN THE MOOD. 368 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,022 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, CHERYL? 369 00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:28,059 I'M NOT JUST LIKE A LIGHTBULB YOU CAN TURN ON AND OFF. 370 00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:28,059 BOOBS. 371 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,440 (breathy voice) NOT WORKING. 372 00:15:43,274 --> 00:15:44,743 WHAT'S GOING ON? 373 00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:47,745 IS IT... 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ME 374 00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:50,548 WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS? 375 00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:53,684 IF I SAY YES, WILL YOU GO AWAY? 376 00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,629 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD? 377 00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,629 (grunts) 378 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:06,131 HEY, WE COULD PLAY 379 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:10,634 "PREGNANT STRIPPER NEEDS TIPS TO PAY THE RENT." 380 00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,770 CHERYL, I DON'T LIKE THAT GAME. 381 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,773 I FIND IT VERY DEMEANING 382 00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:18,744 TO PREGNANT WOMEN, STRIPPERS AND RENTERS. 383 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,746 YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO THINK 384 00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:23,648 YOU DON'T WANT THESE TWINS TO COME. 385 00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:23,648 I DON'T, NOT YET. 386 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:26,485 I MEAN, I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING 387 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,519 THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT PRESERVING THE FAMILY, 388 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,523 AND I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU. YOU WON ME OVER. 389 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:34,658 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M WRONG. 390 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:34,658 ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX, 391 00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:37,062 AND YOU JUST ADMITTED TO BEING WRONG. 392 00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,431 EITHER YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR, 393 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:42,434 OR YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING INSANE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW ABOUT. 394 00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:45,102 (sighs) HER NAME IS SUE. 395 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,471 REALLY? 396 00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:49,173 WHERE'D YOU MEET HER? 397 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,475 AT THE GYM. 398 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:53,778 SHE'S A, UH, YOU KNOW, A SPINNING INSTRUCTOR. 399 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:57,182 WHAT'S SPINNING? 400 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,556 HULA HOOPS? 401 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,625 ALL RIGHT, JIM, COME ON. SPILL IT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 402 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:08,727 NOTHING'S GOING ON 403 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:12,129 EXCEPT FOR MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU AND OUR CHILDREN 404 00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:14,132 IN OUR CURRENT FAMILY STRUCTURE. 405 00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:14,132 OH, I SEE. 406 00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:17,701 THEN I GUESS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT ME TO SHAKE THE TWINS OUT 407 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:22,706 BY DOING THIS. OH, WOW. OH, DEAR. OH, MY GOD, HONEY. 408 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:22,706 OH, CHERYL! OH, CHERYL, YOU'RE TESTING MY UNDYING LOVE! 409 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:25,710 OH, HONEY, THEY'RE COMING! I THINK A HAND JUST POPPED OUT! 410 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,711 OH, CHERYL, STOP IT! 411 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,711 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 412 00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:30,481 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! 413 00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:30,481 WHAT? 414 00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,217 STOP IT. ALL RIGHT. 415 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,752 THEY MADE ME KING FOR A DAY 416 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:38,155 ON THE STEVIE B's BLUES AND BOOZE CRUISE 417 00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:40,793 ON THE LAKE TOMORROW FOR 12 HOURS. 418 00:17:42,693 --> 00:17:44,729 (clears throat) OKAY. 419 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,630 I AM ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH. 420 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,630 YES. 421 00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:49,634 AND YOU WANNA GO ON A BOAT ON A LAKE 422 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:52,169 FOR 12 HOURS EATING RIBS? 423 00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:55,773 YES, CHERYL, I DO. I THINK I DESERVE IT. 424 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,776 I MEAN, FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS, 425 00:17:57,808 --> 00:18:01,546 I'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF YOU AND THE CHILDREN AND THE-- 426 00:17:57,808 --> 00:18:01,546 YOU SHOULD GO. 427 00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:04,548 I TAKE 'EM TO SCHOOL. I-I-I DO THE LAUNDRY. 428 00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:04,548 YEAH. 429 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,852 I DO ALL THE COOKING FOR 'EM. 430 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,852 I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. 431 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:09,121 I-I DO THE FLOOR. 432 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:09,121 YOU'RE RIGHT. 433 00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:12,124 I MEAN, THE VACUUM CLEANER NEEDS TO BE FIXED. 434 00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:12,124 GO ON THE CRUISE. 435 00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:14,558 I THINK I'VE REALLY DESERVED AND EARNED THIS MO--WHAT'S THAT? 436 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:18,163 YOU SHOULD GO ON THE CRUISE. 437 00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:20,397 OKAY, BLONDIE, WHAT'S THE GAME? 438 00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:23,835 LOOK, HONEY, I ADMIT THE CRUISE SOUNDS A LITTLE BIT SELFISH, 439 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,471 BUT I'VE BEEN PRETTY SELFISH MYSELF. 440 00:18:26,503 --> 00:18:28,772 NO, YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO PRESERVE OUR FAMILY 441 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:30,741 IN ITS CURRENT STRUCTURE. 442 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,711 WELL, ACTUALLY, THE CURRENT STRUCTURE 443 00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:34,712 I WAS TRYING TO PRESERVE 444 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,716 WAS YOU DOING EVERYTHING WHILE I SAT AROUND ON MY ASS. 445 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:41,586 BUT YOU HAD LEGITIMATE, DEEP, EMOTIONAL FEELINGS, CHERYL. 446 00:18:41,618 --> 00:18:43,888 (imitates sobbing) LEGITIMATE, DEEP, EMOTIONAL-- 447 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,725 (normal voice) YEAH, FAKED. 448 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,326 (sighs) 449 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,663 YOU PULLED OFF A DOUBLE FAKE. 450 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,333 BRAVO, CHERYL. 451 00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:59,471 WAIT A MINUTE. IS DANA RIGHT? ARE YOU A DUDE? 452 00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:01,805 OH, JIM. 453 00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:04,775 (scoffs) NO. 454 00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:07,745 I THINK I JUST WENT A LITTLE CRAZY, YOU KNOW, 455 00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:11,449 THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE WITH FIVE KIDS. 456 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,484 (both sigh) 457 00:19:13,518 --> 00:19:15,487 ME, TOO. 458 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:16,788 REALLY? 459 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,323 YEAH. FIVE KIDS ARE A LOT, CHERYL. IT'S A LOT. 460 00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:20,625 WHEW. 461 00:19:20,657 --> 00:19:23,327 HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA HANDLE IT? 462 00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:26,498 (scoffs) PROBABLY NOT BY LYING AND TRICKING EACH OTHER. 463 00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,466 (sighs) HATE TO GIVE THAT ONE UP. 464 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,502 (laughs) 465 00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:32,971 OH, HONEY. 466 00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:32,971 (exhales deeply) 467 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,972 OH, I GUESS I'M NOT GONNA GET 468 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,975 MY ICE CREAM AND GOSSIP MAGAZINES. 469 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,678 YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA GET MY RIBS 470 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:43,347 OR BE ABLE TO PEE OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOAT. 471 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,983 I'M SORRY. 472 00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:47,519 AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 473 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:50,321 WAIT A MINUTE. 474 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,958 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD HANDLE 475 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:56,728 HOLDING OFF YOUR RAGING DESIRE FOR ME FOR A FEW HOURS? 476 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:01,365 I THINK I CAN MANAGE. 477 00:20:01,398 --> 00:20:03,667 (trumpets play fanfare) 478 00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,937 ALL THIS WITH JUST ONE PHONE CALL? 479 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,940 WELL, I MAY NOT BE ON THE BLUES CRUISE, 480 00:20:08,972 --> 00:20:12,676 BUT I'M STILL THE KING! 481 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:16,780 (imitates trumpet playing fanfare) 482 00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:18,817 HEAR YE, HEAR YE. 483 00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:20,818 IN HONOR OF THE KING AND QUEEN, 484 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,821 I PRESENT FOR THY ROYAL PLEASURE 485 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,990 STEVIE B's SMOKED MEATS AND HUSH PUPPIES. 486 00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:27,259 (British accent) AS YOUR KING, 487 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:30,561 I DECLARE THIS... FORSOOTH! 488 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:32,864 (normal voice) "FORSOOTH" IS GOOD, RIGHT? 489 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,466 AS YOU WISH, MY KING. 490 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,035 MMM. 491 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,637 WH--MY KING? 492 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,637 YES. 493 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:40,971 YOU HAVE SOME SAUCE ON YOUR CHIN. 494 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:40,971 (grunts) 495 00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:43,642 WENCH? WHERE'S MY WENCH?! 496 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,480 YES, MILADY? 497 00:20:48,512 --> 00:20:50,314 MILORD NEEDS HIS CHIN WIPED. 498 00:20:50,347 --> 00:20:52,384 UGH. OH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. 499 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,885 HE'S JUST GONNA LOOK DOWN MY DRESS AGAIN. 500 00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:57,689 FORSOOTH. 501 00:20:57,721 --> 00:20:59,723 YOU DO IT. 502 00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,394 AND CALL ME WHEN YOU HAVE THE STUPID BABIES. 503 00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:05,764 (British accent) WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME 504 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,766 IN THE ROYAL BEDCHAMBERS, MY WENCH? 505 00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:09,933 I THOUGHT I WAS THE QUEEN. 506 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:11,903 (normal voice) OH, BELIEVE ME, 507 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,805 YOU'LL BE WEARING A FEW HATS BEFORE THE NIGHT'S OVER. 508 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:19,543 EXCEPT... MY WATER JUST BROKE. 509 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:19,543 YOUR WATER JUST BROKE? 510 00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:21,945 OH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET THAT GUCK OFF THE THRONE! 511 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,948 WIPING WENCH! 512 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,948 (door opens and shuts) 513 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:26,651 HONEY, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ME 514 00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:29,520 TO THE HOSPITAL. 515 00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:29,520 FINE, FINE, FINE, PACK A SMALL BAG. 516 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:31,690 I-I'M ALREADY PACKED. 517 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:31,690 NO, NO, OF THE ROYAL FEAST. 518 00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:33,724 I'M NOT CARRYING IT. I'M THE KING! 35685

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