All language subtitles for The.Young.Pope.S01E01.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET

Ciao, Rome!

Ciao, world!

Ciao!

What have we forgotten?

What have we forgotten?

We have forgotten you!

Let me be very clear:

I'm here for one,
very simple reason.

To not forget anyone.

God does not leave anyone behind.

That is what He told me
when I decided to serve Him.

And it is what I say to you now.

I serve God.

I serve you!

We've forgotten
the women and children,

who will change this world
with their love and their kindness.

And with their marvelous,
divine disposition to play.

Play is the only authentic means
we have

to make us feel
in harmony with life.

And to be in harmony with God
we have to be in harmony with life.

We don't have a choice:

we must be in harmony with God.

And what else have we forgotten?

We have forgotten to masturbate,

to use contraceptives,

to get abortions,

to celebrate gay marriages,

to allow priests
to love each other,

and even to get married.

We've forgotten that we can decide
to die if you detest living,

we've forgotten
to have sexual relations

for purposes other than procreation
without feeling guilty!

Help.

To divorce, to let nuns say mass,

to make babies in all the ways
science has discovered

and will continue to discover.

In short, my dear, dear children,

not only have we forgotten to play,

we have forgotten to be happy.

And there is only one road
that leads to happiness.

And that road is called freedom.

Sancti Apostoli Petrus et Paulus,

de quorum potestate
et auctoritate confidimus...

What are you saying, Lenny?

What's all this nonsense?

You're not the Pope, Lenny!

I am the Pope.

I'm the Pope, and you, Lenny, are
no longer a member of the Church.

You are done with God, Lenny.

What you mean done?

I just barely got started with God.

Who are you, Lenny?

I am a contradiction.

Like God.
One in three and three in one.

Like Mary, virgin and mother.

Like man, good and evil.

I am the Pope.

I am the Pope.

Not knowing your tastes,
Your Holiness,

we took the liberty of preparing
a little of everything.

Didn't anyone tell you I don't eat
much? Hardly anything, in fact!

All I have in the morning
is a Cherry Coke Zero.

We will get some right away.

What's your name?

Domen, Your Holiness.

I am Your Holiness's maggiordomo.

- Do you know what Domen means?
- "One who belongs to God".

Precisely. So, by transitive
property, you belong to me.

How did you sleep, Your Holiness?

I had an amusing dream

Cardinal Ozolins and Cardinal
Aguirre slapping each other,

and I said the most outrageous
things to the crowd

in Saint Peter's Square.

Well then, I'll wait here
for my Cherry Coke Zero.

In the meantime would Your Holiness
care for a regular Diet Coke?

Let's not utter heresies, Domen.

It's death
to settle for things in life.

Holy Father, while you wait,
may I present Sister Bice,

from Nepi,
in delightful province of Lazio.

She will be your personal cook.

Sister Bice also served three
pontiffs who came before you.

When she was young,
she was a missionary in India

and fortunately for us,
she speaks a good English.

Well, my sweet Holy Father,

now what is it you would like
to have for your lunch?

You just tell
your Bice what you want,

and I'll prepare it for you.

Matriciana, pasta e fagioli,
carbonara, lasagne..

Am I mistaken,
did she say "my sweet"?

Your Holiness, Sister Bice
is rather... quaint.

No, Domen, she is not quaint.

She's friendly.

Mother...

Let me explain something to you,
that you, in your long life,

have not yet had the occasion
to understand:

friendly relationships
are dangerous.

They lend themselves
to ambiguities,

misunderstandings, and conflicts,

and they always end badly.

Formal relationships,
on the other hand,

are as clear as spring water.

Their rules are carved in stone.

There's no risk
of being misunderstood

and they last forever.

Now, you need to know I do not
appreciate friendly relationships.

But I'm a great admirer
of formal ones.

Where there are formal
relationships there are rites

and where there are rites
the earth order reigns.

Your Holiness, His Eminence
the Cardinal Secretary of State

and the Prefects
of the Various Congregations

can't wait to make your
acquaintance and to welcome you.

Well, they're gonna have to.

Because first I have to drink
my Cherry Coke Zero.

May God, who has enlightened
every heart, help you

to know your sins
and trust His mercy.

Your sins, Voiello?

Tommasino,
don't waste my time.

My sins have to do with
high finance and diplomacy.

Even if I were to confess them,
you wouldn't understand a thing.

So confess those I can understand.

I've had impure thoughts.

About who?

- About the Venus of Willendorf.
- Who's she?

The Paleolithic statue the Pope
keeps in his library.

It's 25,000 years-old.

Impure and gerontophilic thoughts
about a statue...

What sort of penance
can I assign for that?

You're making things difficult
for me, Voiello!

You think about it and let me know.

I'm in a hurry.

Look, guys, the Holy Spirit
is blowing away.

Speaking of the Holy Spirit,
what do you think?

Did He illumine the cardinals?

The naiveté of you Africans
is really touching.

Do you really believe that
the Holy Spirit elects the Pope?

We Africans, no, but we Catholics,
yes, that is what we believe.

Don't you, Ozolins?

Well the Holy Spirit is not stupid
but He is ironic and cunning.

- I don't understand.
- What he's trying to tell you

is that here in Vatican

the Holy Spirit is
just another name for Voiello.

Belardo is forty-seven years old.

That's young.

Which means we won't live
to see another pope. How sad!

Caltanissetta,
it's already a miracle

that you've lived long enough
to see this one.

I'm not so sure that Voiello has
shown good leadership this time.

I've never really trusted Voiello
myself. He's the devil incarnate.

Spencer would have been
the right choice.

Far too independent,

and that wouldn't have been
a good news for us cardinals.

True.

But all we have in exchange
is a telegenic puppet.

And that means that
he can be manipulated.

This is a masterpiece
of Voiello's diplomatic cunning,

the way he shepherded
the cardinals' votes to Belardo.

Now Belardo holds office, but
Voiello is pulling the strings.

And he'll run things
the way we tell him,

because once again
we saved his life.

I may be African,
and I may be naive,

but if you ask me you're
simplifying the future

to an unhealthy degree.

I'm in agreement
with our African colleague.

What do you mean by that?

That you've forgotten to ask
one fundamental question.

What's Spencer going to do now

that his beloved,
detested protégé has become pope?

"My God, my God,
why have you forsaken me?"

said Jesus
before he was about to die.

Which is what I say to you now,
before I begin to live.

God's infinite silence...

God's infinite silence...

God's infinite silence.

Your Holiness... your sins.

I don't have any sins to confess.

Are you serious?

My only sin,
and it's an enormous one,

is that my conscience
does not accuse me of anything.

Ego te absolvo peccatis tuis
in nomine Patris,

et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

If I always heard confessions
like yours, Your Holiness,

I'd be out of a job.

How many confessions do you hear
in the Vatican, Don Tommaso?

Me?

The entire Curia, a good number
of nuns and priests,

as well as several lay employees
who work in Vatican City.

How old are you?

Sixty-one.

And how's your eyesight?

I don't even wear glasses.

And your hearing?

My only problem is my hair,
Your Holiness.

You mean it's falling out?

Not only that. Sometimes it hurts.

Your hair hurts?

Good, very good!

I'll be frank, Don Tommaso,
I need you.

You must do something
very important

for the eminency of your pontiff.

Whatever you wish, Holy Father.
Tell me.

Come then, I'll tell you
in the confessional.

Confessional booths
are so beautiful.

They look like
little mountain huts.

Do you like the mountains?

I don't like the snow.

Here's what I want you to do.

Behold the Naples trinity,
Federico.

Your Eminence.

Do you know how many books
have been written about me?

- Seventeen.
- Eighteen.

The last one's going to press
next week,

and it's got the best title of all.

- Which is?
- The Man Behind the Scenes.

- Beautiful. - Of course.
I suggested it myself.

- Who wrote it? - Manna,
that leftist reporter.

That means it'going to be critical
of you, Your Eminence.

Of course, those are the best.
They turn you into a legend.

Don't overdo it now, or people
will know you're faking it.

Forgive me, Eminence,
but that was a good one.

You should laugh,
but in proportion.

Valente, His Holiness?

He's at the Heliport.

He just got here, and he
already wants to leave?

Now you could have laughed
a little more.

He sent me to tell you he'll be
late for your meeting, Eminence.

Okay, but if you see him,
tell him not to be too late,

because I, unlike him,
have a lot to do.

I've got to steet this boat,

which that indecisive fisherman
Peter left me.

Valente, what do you make of him?

He's a man of little appetite.
Actually... very little.

This is not a good sign.
Not a good sign.

Ma'.

Don't ever call me Ma'.
Call me Sister Mary.

What's that?

My father gave it to me.

You can give it to me if you like.
I'll hold on to it for you.

No. My father said that I should
always keep it with me.

Lenny.

Sister Mary.

Here you are, my saint.

- No, I'm not a saint.
- Yes.

Do you still have it on you?

Always.

What's this?

A replica of the grotto
of Our Lady of Lourdes.

It's being restored.

From now on,
you're going to be living

at the exact center of the Church.

But I don't understand.
What does that mean?

That means that just now

the center of the Church
took a few steps back.

Do you like the apartment?

I'll be just fine here.

You're only a few feet away
from me.

On the plane I read this
amusing description of Rome:

"A suburb of Vatican City."

Well, that's not exactly true,
but it will be.

What's wrong, Lenny?

What's not wrong, Sister Mary!

North is that way.

Where Venice is.

Listen to me, Lenny.

Starting today,
you have to lead the Church.

One billion people. One fifth
of the world's population.

Do you understand
what I'm saying, Lenny?

One billion people will depend
on what you say and do.

They'll make important decisions,
happy or sad,

of life or death, in order
to obey you, in the name of God.

All of this creates
a new perspective.

An immense perspective.

Now, your personal aches,
your enormous sufferings,

your terrible memories...

It's a harsh thing to say, Lenny,
but I have to say it,

they must take a back seat.

They are things of this earth.

Do you understand
what I'm saying, Lenny?

I know all your sorrows,

I've lived with them
together with you,

I've wept over them with you,

but now the time has come for you

to let your sorrows to fade,

to become irrelevant,
distant memories,

insignificant, vanquished,
destroyed and overpowered

by the terrible responsibility
that God has given you.

From now on, you are no longer
Lenny Belardo,

the fatherless, motherless boy.

From now on,

you are Pope Pius XIII,

Father and Mother
of the entire Catholic Church.

Allow me to say,
Your Holiness, what joy!

What joy!

The Holy Spirit could not have
illumined us in a better manner.

In the name of the entire Church,
welcome.

May your pontificate be long,
radiant, and fruitful.

Let's settle for long.

What a telling joke!

Jokes are never telling.
They're jokes.

Well, Holy father, first of all,
a small piece of information

of a practical
and picturesque nature...

Under your desk, on the right,
you will find a button.

If you feel that an encounter
is becoming disagreeable

or a waste of time, all you have
to do is to press it discreetly,

and an assistant will swiftly
appear with some excuse,

liberating you
from your engagement.

He'll lie, in other words.

Yes, but he'll have plenty of time
and opportunity to repent.

Well, Holy Father, if you agree,

I would like to start
with our top priorities.

The most urgent of them all

is your first homily
in Saint Peter's Square.

There is a great deal of agitation
about it,

something which I,
in my long career,

have never quite seen before.

The entire office of the Secretary
of State is working on it.

I myself worked all night long
on a rough draft,

which I would like to submit you.

The press and the faithful
who are coming here

from every corner of the globe

were all convinced that you were
going to deliver your homily today.

We did an excellent job
at curbing their spirits,

but at the same time,
Your Holiness,

I am sorry to say that
we can only delay for so long.

Tomorrow would be ideal. There,
this is the most pressing issue.

The most pressing issue is my need
for a cup of an American coffee.

Would you make me one,
Your Eminence?

Certainly. Amatucci.

I didn't ask him.

I asked you.

It will be a pleasure
and an honor for me

to bring you coffee, Your Holiness.

- Thank you, Your Eminence.
- It's my duty, Blessed Father.

Holy Father, now,
about your homily,

how would we like to proceed, then?

Later.

And has the Holy Father already
thought of some candidates

for the delicate role
of a special assistant?

I have an idea.

I have too. Monsignor Gemelli
comes to mind...

My idea is Sister Mary.

An admirable idea, Your Holiness,
and completely understandable.

Allow me to add, however,
that unfortunately,

the Curia has complex mechanisms
which might seem like astrophysics.

Therefore, the Holy Father's
inevitable lack of experience,

together with Sister Mary's
inevitable lack of experience

would lead me to suggest
an internal contribution...

Of course I realize how central
Sister Mary seems to you.

We could invent a sort of
ad hoc role for her.

We won't lack for imagination
around here.

Yeah, you're exactly right,
Voiello, she's central.

Sister Mary took me in at her
orphanage when I was 7 years old,

she raised me and she loved me.
She made me a good Christian.

A great Christian!

Monsignor Gemelli is experienced,
I would rely on him.

Perhaps you didn't hear me
correctly.

Perhaps, Holy Father.
My English does have its limits.

You'd better improve it then.

Sister Mary
will be my special assistant.

As you wish, Holy Father.

Then, of course, there is
the matter of drafting

and delivering your address
to the College of Cardinals.

They're all still here.

They will not leave the Vatican
until you address them.

Later.

In the office of the Secretary,

we have been wondering if the Holy
Father would care to provide us

with some indications regarding
the draft of an encyclical.

Later.

The prefects of the various
congregations are of course

eager to see you
with their own eyes.

But I imagine that you would like
to deal with this matter... later.

No, now.

First off,
I want to meet the Prefect

for the Congregation
for the Clergy.

At any rate, Holy Father,

I understand your reluctance
about the encyclical.

Your predecessor always made me
laugh when he said

that an encyclical is like
Proust's "In Search of Lost Time".

Everyone quotes it,
but no one reads it.

Are you sleeping, Holy Father?

No Your Eminence, I'm praying.

For you.

Stop looking at the Venus
of Willendorf in that way.

Holy Father, Holy Father, smoking
is not allowed in the papal palace!

Is that so?

Who decided that?

John Paul II.

- The Pope?
- Yes, the Pope.

There's a new Pope now.

True.

- Your Eminence...
- Yes, Holy Father.

You're too tied to the past.

They say the same thing about you,
Your Holiness.

The past is an enormous place,
with all sorts of things inside.

Not so with the present.

The present is merely
a narrow opening,

with room for only
one pair of eyes.

Mine.

Your eminence.

Yes.

Our top priorities.

Here I am. As I was saying...

You will be in charge of politics,

finance, theology,
appointments and promotions.

I will take care
of worldly matters,

travel, adulation of the masses,
celebrations.

A most effective division of roles,
Holy Father.

Your Eminence.

Yes, Blessed Father?

I was just kidding.

- That wasn't obvious?
- Hardly!

So, as I was saying,
our top priorities are...

One: the Radio Vatican signal
needs boosting.

It is unacceptable
that reception is so poor.

Two: the pope wants to see
all the gifts the pope receives.

Have a storage space fitted out for
storing all the gifts I receive.

Three: the Vatican must immediately
buy back the papal tiara

from the basilica
in Washington DC,

which my predecessors, who
favoured sobriety over tradition,

imprudently let go.

And four: Sister Mary
will also look after you.

She will oversee
all your activities

and report directly back to me.

She will be your guardian angel.

I'm sixty years, Holy Father.

I don't need a guardian angel.

Oh, we all need a guardian angel,
Voiello.

Especially unscrupulous,
ambiguous men.

Then, please,
allow me to choose mine myself.

In another life.

In this life, the Pope chooses
your guardian angel for you.

And he is the Pope.

Did you call for me, Holy Father?

Papa!

It all comes back to this
in the end, doesn't it?

To the mother.

How was your mother like,
Monsignor Gutierrez?

She was a woman
who did not scorn wickedness.

And it had the effect of creating
a son full of goodness.

I've inquired about you.

Everyone tells me you are
a shining example of goodness.

I thank you for believing them,
Holy Father.

It is I who should thank you,

for allowing me to be here
without hordes of tourists.

That's my duty, Holy Father.

Was it hard, close off
the Basilica to tourists?

No, no, all we had to do was
hang up a sign saying "closed".

I will never shed
my aversion to tourists.

Why is that, Holy Father?

Because they are
just passing through.

I was late because
I couldn't find your office.

I know.
You opened the wrong door

and found yourself face to face
with some visitors to our museum.

So you've been inquired
about me too.

It's very difficult to keep
anything secret in the Vatican.

Rumors fly so quickly

that sometimes they arrive even
before the event has taken place.

That's quite a useful piece
of information for my future.

Which is exactly what it was
intended to be, Holy Father.

Ah, what is one to do, Monsignor?

It's the times.
In America, we call it gossip.

Here in the Vatican
we call it calumny.

This way.

How many years have you been
at the Vatican?

So many that
I've stopped to counting.

Do you like it here?

Yes, I feel safe here.

It's as if time were dead.

Speaking of that time,
the other day, during the Conclave,

I read an Italian newspaper.

It was an article about
this politician

who had hidden
some compromising files

in the gaps
between the walls of his house.

Yes, I read about that as well.

I thought...

I wouldn't need to hide anything
in the gaps in my house.

Because my mind is a gap.

And everything that
is hidden from me,

sooner or later is revealed.

As if it were
being entrusted to me.

A precious skill
for leading the Church.

It's not a skill, Gutierrez...

it's my destiny!

Federico, do you know why
all the good souls of this world

rage against power?

Why, Your Eminence?

Because they simply
don't know what it is.

What is it?

Power is knowledge.

What is it you want to know,
Eminence?

Who is Pius XIII? Or rather,
who was Lenny Belardo?

You need to carry out
a small investigation,

discreet but thorough.

His week spots, his trials
and tribulations, his sins.

Especially his sins.

Because the sins we commit
in the past are the same ones

we'll commit in the future.

Because man is like God.
He never changes.

I'll start right in.

But is the situation of this papacy
already that serious?

No, not yet.
But if it were to become so,

we'll be ready.

Because the powerful
may have knowledge,

but they don't realize what it
takes to be more powerful

than anyone else.

And what does it take?

See how beautiful it is?

It takes getting knowledge
before anyone else does.

Fabulous.

Go on, Tommaso, don't be afraid.

But violating the secret
of the confessional is...

No, no, it's not, not if the
information is intended for me,

the Pontiff, and is for
the survival of our Church.

Don't disappoint me, Tommaso.

Your Holiness, I'm just a poor,
simple priest,

and the secret of the confessional

is the only respectable thing
I have.

Today. But think of tomorrow.

Scarlet robes and the ring
are in your future.

The cardinalship, my dear.
Which is much more respectable.

What if someone hears us?

Only he can hear us up here.

Who knows where he is?

There! By the big dipper.

That's where God's house is.

God's house! What's it like?

Half of a duplex,
with a private swimming pool.

Come on now, tell me people's sins.

Well, have I already told you
about Voiello's impure thoughts

about the Venus of Willendorf?

Yes, yes you told me already.
What else?

No, nothing... Cardinal Aguirre
did an imitation of you today,

Your Holiness. Everyone laughed.

Did you laugh?

Yes, but to myself.
So no one noticed.

Good. What else?

Everybody is wondering
who Sister Mary is to you,

what she's doing here.

What else?

Everybody is also wondering:

is the Pope thinking about
his first homily?

I ask myself
the same thing all the time.

Of course I'm thinking about it.

It's all I think about.
I even dreamed about it.

I'm let you in on a secret:

ever since I was little, I've
learned to confound people's ideas

on what's going on in my head.

You're so wise, Holy Father.

Not only that, I'm also
intransigent, irritable,

vindictive...

and I have a prodigious memory.

And now I want to make
my confession.

Fine. Let's go back downstairs.

No, here.

Before the house of God.

Oh... okay.

In nomine Patris,
et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

God, my conscience
is not accuse me,

because you do not believe
I am capable of repenting.

And therefore,
I do not believe in you.

I don't believe you are capable
of saving me from myself.

Holy father, what are you saying?

I'm saying that
I don't believe in God, Tommaso.

What are you saying,
Blessed Father?!

Tommaso, Tommaso.

I was joking.