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♪ ♪
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(alarm beeping)
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(Beeping stops)
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(Toothbrush motor whirring)
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I guess what I'm having a little
bit of trouble with here
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is how you could have done
something like this
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in the first place.
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I mean, please,
help me understand
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what was going through
your minds at the time.
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We weren't paying attention.
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And I know I speak for us both
when I say that
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if I had it to do over again,
I would absolutely
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do things differently.
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I would be much more aware.
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Because you got caught,
or because you feel ashamed?
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I feel ashamed.
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I'm ashamed of my behavior,
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and I am deeply,
deeply sorry.
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Yeah, we were all gonna go
to kylynn's after work,
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if you want to come.
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Man (On TV):
Me, too.
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I mean, you can invite her,
if you want.
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I'm just kind of
over her right now.
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(TV continues indistinctly)
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Well, she's just been
kind of like
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a really bad friend to all
our other friends, you know?
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I mean, she got 15 downvotes
last week,
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so that tells you something.
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That's about all the time
we have for Lewis and tom,
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so, please, don't forget
to cast your votes now.
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You have the breakfast show on?
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Yeah, but I missed the first
part... what did they do?
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- ...or Sincere.
- Mm.
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That one guy has
really weird eyes.
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Mm, I don't know,
he just seems kind of shady.
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Yeah, I was gonna wear
the blue one,
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but then I totally forgot
I let jessala borrow it,
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and now she's out of town.
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(Chuckles)
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I know, right? Bitch.
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She is so getting a downvote
when she gets back.
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(Chiming)
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Guard:
Hey! Hey!
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(Grunts)
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(Panting)
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Final vote has begun.
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(Buzzer sounding)
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(Electricity crackling)
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(Screaming)
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♪ ♪
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man, it does look
a lot like earth.
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Ed:
In more ways than one.
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With all the different planets
in the galaxy,
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you're bound to have a few cases
of parallel species development.
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Sargas four is an acute example
of this phenomenon.
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Union cultural anthropologists
believe it bears
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remarkable similarities
to your 21st century earth.
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So, like, I could go down there
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and get, like, a manwich?
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Nobody's going down there
except the landing team.
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How long have the researchers
been unaccounted for?
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Over a month.
(Sighs)
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Their last report indicated
they'd had
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some success integrating
into the culture.
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They even sent back some really
interesting images.
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And then, suddenly, nothing.
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Radio silence.
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Could just be equipment
malfunction.
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- Communications failure.
- Maybe.
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I'm gonna go check
on the landing team.
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- Bortus, you have the conn.
- Aye, sir.
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(Grunts)
This is ridiculous, man.
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How the hell is anybody supposed
to walk around in these things?
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I don't know, John, I think you
look good in skinny jeans.
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If I wanted to scratch
my balls right now,
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I would have to reach
in my back pocket.
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Yeah, well, at least
your pants are whole.
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Commander, I look ridiculous.
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You want to go down there
with that forehead?
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Well, no, but...
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Okay, let's see what else
is in the file.
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We don't have a lot of specific
information on this society.
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Traditional sargas four
headwear, various styles.
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Here.
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There you go.
That's better.
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John, what do you think?
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I dig it.
I like the whole thing.
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If Andy got a look at you
right now,
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he'd be kickin' himself
for dumpin' you.
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I dumped him, let's be clear
about that.
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My god, you guys look like
unemployed backup dancers.
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You want to lead this
landing party?
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No, I'm too shy
to wear a crop top.
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Don't forget this.
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Sargas four
is a capitalist culture.
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What is it?
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- It's money.
- What do you do with it?
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You give it to people,
and they give you stuff,
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- or they do stuff.
- That's weird.
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There's gonna be a lot of weird
surprises down there,
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so everyone's gonna have
to stay alert.
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Claire... I'm sure Lewis
is fine.
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It's probably just faulty
communications.
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I appreciate that, captain.
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Lewis and I worked together
a long time ago,
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but I always remember him being
very resourceful.
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I know he's okay.
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All right.
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Now, remember, you go in,
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you locate the anthropologists,
you bring 'em back.
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You leave as tiny a footprint
as you can on that society.
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No interference.
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If, god forbid, something's
happened to our people,
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you get out of there fast, you
report back here. Understood?
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- Okay.
- All right, good luck.
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Oh, and, alara,
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do something about
that nose, will you?
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Aye, sir.
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Why are you sitting like that?
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It's these friggin' jeans.
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If I leaned back right now,
I'd give myself a vasectomy.
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Engage cloak.
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Engaging cloak.
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(Low chatter)
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Hey, jerris.
Good to see you back.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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I think that was probably
the worst flu I ever had.
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Well, hey, looks like
you lost a few pounds.
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You know, I'll take it.
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Oh, look at that.
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How nice is your grandma, huh?
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How much does she love you?
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Thank you, grandma.
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Oh, you are so welcome,
dear one.
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What do you give to grandma?
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- Thank you, honey.
- Aw, good girl.
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Mother:
That's it.
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- Oh!
- Watch it, dude!
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I'm really sorry.
I wasn't looking.
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Claire:
Look at this place.
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My god, it's incredible how
similar it is to old earth.
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Yeah, maybe there's
a "bustin jieber"
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walkin' around somewhere.
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Grayson to Orville.
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Ed (Over comm):
Orville here.
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- You reading me?
- Loud and clear.
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Good. We'll stay on this
frequency and contact you
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when we have an update.
Grayson out.
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All right, here you go.
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Have a good day.
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- Kelly: Hi. Yeah, hi.
- Can I help you?
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We were wondering,
if by any chance, you've seen
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either of these two men.
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(Laughs)
What's this, a joke?
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No, it's not.
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Do you know them?
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Yeah, I know who they are.
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Do you know where
we can find them?
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Well, they used to hang out
at the cafe up the street.
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Hey, where are your badges?
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We're not police officers,
if that's what you're asking.
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Well, you sure as hell
are gonna get arrested
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without your badges.
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Mine broke,
so I figured I'd wait
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for the new version to come out.
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Actually, we lost them.
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I can sell you a set of four,
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all pre-loaded
with 200,000 upvotes.
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That's... that's great, thanks.
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They're all odd numbers, with
a couple of downvotes included,
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so it doesn't seem fake.
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- (Kelly clears throat)
- 40 lods.
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- I'm sorry?
- Come on!
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- The money.
- Oh. Oh, right. Sorry.
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Um...
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- Now, about the two men.
- Go on,
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get the hell outta here...
You want to get me busted?
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Come on, let's go check out
the cafe.
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What are these things?
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I don't know,
but everybody's wearing 'em.
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Look around you.
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Hey, alara,
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maybe you can find
a guy here, huh?
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Brand-new planet, nobody knows
your dating history.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Nothin'. It's just that
you've gone through
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two guys in two months.
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Well, I told you, it's just
really hard to find a guy
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who doesn't get insecure
about my abilities.
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Is that the only reason
you dumped Andy?
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Mostly, but also...
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He danced weird.
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- What?
- Weird how?
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Too grindy.
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A little grindy can be good.
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Yeah, but this was
really grindy.
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Wait, what's-what's too grindy?
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Right, like,
is-is this too grindy?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Is this too grindy
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or not grindy enough?
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- Lieutenant, stop it.
- This is it, right?
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Huh?
This is that goldilocks grind.
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Where the grind is just right.
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Lieutenant, knock it off
right now. That's an order.
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All right, all right.
I was just trying to help out.
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What part of inconspicuous
don't you understand?
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There's the cafe, come on.
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And there's great concern about
the level of contamination
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due to industrial waste
in the south madaka reservoir.
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But you can't deny facts.
74% of the population
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has voted that assessment false.
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I mean, facts are facts.
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Have a nice day.
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Hi, I'd just like a cup of tea,
please.
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Read the sign.
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Please,
all I want is a cup of tea.
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I've been to a dozen cafes
all over town...
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No exceptions.
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Most of these are from
my 20s.
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I'm a completely
different person, and...
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Look, if you don't
get out of here right now,
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I'm going to call the police.
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- Hi. Can I help you?
- I hope so.
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We're looking for two men
who've been seen here.
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Hi. I'm lysella.
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Hey, I'm John.
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How's it going?
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Oh, god, that was too forward,
wasn't it?
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Was that too forward?
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Nah. No.
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I was just saying
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I wish somebody
would poke me today.
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(Chuckles)
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What happened to your nose?
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It's a deviated septum.
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She's a coke addict.
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Ma'am, have you seen either
of these two men?
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You're kidding me, right?
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Everybody knows these guys.
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Why does everyone know them?
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They got corrected,
like a month ago.
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What do you mean by corrected?
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- (Rapid trilling)
- Man (On TV): Breaking news...
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- Oh, my god.
- John, your badge.
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Oh, my god, what did you do?
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- Commander, look.
- Man (On TV): Again,
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what you are seeing here
is a man
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performing what appears to be
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a lewd act on a statue
of mella giffenden.
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This was recorded just a few
minutes ago and uploaded.
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The feed is understandably
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not happy about it,
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and voting has already begun.
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The badge code has been
identified,
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so get out those mobile devices
and cast your vote now.
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Oh, my god,
you're already above 500,000.
258
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You need to
get out of here, now.
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- Wait, what does that mean?
- Get out of here. Now! Go!
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Come on, let's go.
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Man:
Hey!
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Hey, that's the guy!
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(Crowd clamoring)
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- What's going on here?
- I...
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Grayson to Orville.
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- Mercer here, go ahead.
- Captain, there's something
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going on down here.
Some kind of social hysteria
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surrounding lieutenant lamarr.
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Show some respect
for your country, jerk.
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Hey, chill out.
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Kelly, what's happening?
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John dry-humped a statue.
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What?
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Get out of the way!
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(Rapid beeping)
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We got to get out of here now.
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I'll contact you
from the shuttle.
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Grayson out.
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Get out of the way.
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We got to move, guys. Come on.
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- Come on, let's move.
- Get out of the way.
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Move.
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00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,874
Come on, we gotta move.
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Hold it right there!
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You're under arrest.
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00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,964
Exactly what did your navigator
do down there?
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00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:30,068
I'm told he dry-humped a statue.
288
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,970
Oh, my god.
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00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,905
What kind of ship are you
running out there, captain?
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Look, admiral,
he's an impulsive guy, yes,
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but he's fantastic at his job.
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Part of his job
is to maintain a low profile
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when observing lesser-developed
alien cultures.
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00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,984
I-I know that, and I promise
it will not happen again.
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I will personally order him..
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Not to hump things,
but in the meantime,
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request clearance
to extract him.
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Absolutely not.
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Look, sir,
just hear me out on this, okay?
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Let's say we reveal ourselves.
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We go in there,
we tell them what happened.
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This is a culture at the 21st
century level of development.
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Knowledge
of extraterrestrial life
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could unify them
in a profound way.
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00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,610
Or it could plunge them
into a panic,
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or some worse degree
of upheaval.
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I'm sorry, captain.
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Your man screwed up.
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He's going to have to play
by their rules.
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Tucker out.
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(Willks sighs)
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Sorry to keep you waiting, John.
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Is it "John"?
314
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,035
Yeah. That's-that's right.
315
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:37,969
That's an unusual name.
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00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,137
Is it kelvic?
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Yeah. Sure.
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00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,941
Well...
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John...
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You've gotten yourself in a bit
of a situation, haven't you?
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I don't know. You tell me.
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00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,049
Last time I checked,
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00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,951
you only arrest someone
if they've committed a crime.
324
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:57,322
Uh-huh. And what would you call
a million downvotes?
325
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,958
Look man, I just danced
with a statue, that's all.
326
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,292
Why don't you start
by telling me
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00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,094
your version of what happened,
328
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,330
- from the beginning. -If I told
it from the beginning,
329
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,931
you'd crap your pants
and pass out.
330
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,433
(Laughs)
331
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,068
Trust me, I've heard it all.
332
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,270
There's nothing you can say
that will shock me.
333
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,105
Want to bet?
334
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,108
Look, I'm just here to help you.
335
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,077
Are you supposed to be
my lawyer or something?
336
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,579
- Your what?
- My lawyer.
337
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,915
I'm not familiar with that term.
338
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,917
You know, with everything
I've seen today,
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00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:27,819
I'm not the least bit surprised.
340
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,487
I'm your publicity officer.
341
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,923
I'm here to help guide you
through your apology tour.
342
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,425
Okay, wait. Now I'm really lost.
343
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,994
What the hell is that?
344
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,964
(Laughs) You-you don't know
what an apology tour is?
345
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,100
John, they happen every day.
346
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,534
How can you not be aware of...
347
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,703
Let's say I'm not aware, okay?
348
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,205
Let's say, right,
349
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,507
I'm the dumbest
son of a bitch you've ever met.
350
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,342
Now with that in mind,
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00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,645
why don't you explain
my situation to me?
352
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,681
Okay.
353
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,317
You performed
a disrespectful act
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00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:03,154
on a statue commemorating
frontier hero mella giffenden.
355
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,891
It was caught on video and
uploaded to the master feed.
356
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,560
You received over one million
downvotes from the public,
357
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,964
which makes what you did
a crime against the state.
358
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,832
You will now begin
an apology tour,
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00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,135
during which the people
will vote on whether or not
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they believe your sincerity.
361
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,005
If your downvotes remain
under ten million,
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00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,008
you'll be free to go.
363
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,910
(Laughs)
364
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,011
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
365
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,047
(Laughing):
Wait. I'm sorry...
366
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,419
All that crap you just said,
367
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,054
that-that's real?
368
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,588
Aw, you got to be kidding me.
369
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,590
That's how
the justice system works.
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00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,926
Which I think you know.
371
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,761
Okay, wait, so...
372
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,364
Uh, what happens
if they don't believe me?
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00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,832
You will undergo
social correction
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to prevent future
transgressions.
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00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,203
What's that,
social correction?
376
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,905
(Clears throat)
You will receive
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00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,407
a series of neurological
treatments
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00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,278
to pacify any and all
potentially negative impulses.
379
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,282
Okay, now I ain't laughing.
380
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,389
Mercer to Grayson.
381
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,690
What's the latest?
382
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,193
No change, captain.
383
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,461
We're waiting for them
to bring him out.
384
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,795
Ed: I still want to know
how the hell
385
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,464
a member of my crew
let this happen.
386
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,731
Kelly:
It was my fault.
387
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,200
I take full responsibility.
388
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,102
Do you have any idea
how bad this is?
389
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,037
Ed, I'll fix it. I promise.
390
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,438
Ed:
No surprise,
391
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,474
the admiral denied us clearance
to extract him.
392
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,075
So, what are we up against?
393
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,077
This whole society
seems to operate
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00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,279
on some kind of points system.
395
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,148
I mean, these badges
everyone wears,
396
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,816
the feed on every wall,
397
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,485
- John's arrest...
- Okay. Your guy's here.
398
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,053
You got five minutes.
399
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,421
Okay, they just brought him out.
I got to go.
400
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,357
I'll contact you when I can.
Grayson out.
401
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,162
Lieutenant, are you okay?
402
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,998
Yeah, I'm all right.
But, commander, t-this is crazy.
403
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,100
They want me to do
some kind of apology tour
404
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,169
that's supposed to decide
if I'm guilty or not.
405
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,437
Well, that fits right in
with everything else
406
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,472
about this place.
407
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,940
I don't suppose the Orville
could send down an armed party
408
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,775
and we just blast
our way out of here.
409
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,145
The captain couldn't get
clearance from the union.
410
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,948
We're gonna have to work
within the laws of this society.
411
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,483
Is the captain mad?
412
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,752
Well, he's more mad at me.
413
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,020
(Sighs)
Good.
414
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,923
Listen, uh,
they said I could take
415
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,158
one person with me on the tour.
416
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,959
I'd like it to be you.
417
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,462
Of course. I'll do
everything I can to help.
418
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,464
We're gonna get you
out of this, don't worry.
419
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,099
Alara:
John.
420
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,800
Did they tell you
what happens if you lose?
421
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,302
It doesn't sound good.
422
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,538
They put you through
some kind of brain fry
423
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,506
that's supposed to get rid
of all the bad stuff.
424
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,776
This is a 21st century level
society.
425
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,144
They don't have
the medical sophistication
426
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,812
to do that safely.
427
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,615
Commander, he could end up
a mental vegetable.
428
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,555
- Hey, I'm a spaceman! You got
to let me out of here! -Shh!
429
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,291
- I'm a spaceman! Hey! -Don't
make this worse for yourself.
430
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,127
Come on.
431
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:59,063
Okay, let's say...
432
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,898
Let's say he loses.
433
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,534
Would you be able to reverse
any damage to his brain?
434
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,236
I don't know.
435
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:08,039
I'd have to examine someone
who's had the procedure.
436
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,240
The question is, who?
437
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,175
The missing anthropologists.
438
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,911
Remember the girl from the cafe
said that they'd been corrected.
439
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,980
- They must've done something.
- That makes sense.
440
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,050
Everyone we talked to
seemed to recognize them.
441
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,718
What in the hell
could they have done?
442
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,254
Lewis isn't exactly the type
to hump a statue.
443
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,156
We've got to locate those men.
444
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,593
I'm sorry, John,
I got to pull you away.
445
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,928
The chat needs you on set
in 20 minutes.
446
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,929
The chat?
447
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,098
Yep. Put your game face on.
448
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,434
Here we go.
449
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,249
Now remember,
humility is the key.
450
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,917
You're extremely ashamed
of your lack of judgment,
451
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,052
and you're prepared
to accept society's verdict
452
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,954
with wholehearted respect.
453
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,723
And don't forget
to mention the donation.
454
00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,924
I got it, all right?
455
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,225
Believe me, I'm gonna just
456
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,893
go out there and kiss ass.
457
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,061
Yeah, but not too much.
458
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,463
If they think you're pandering,
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00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,897
they'll smell it.
460
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,766
Just be yourself, but be humble.
461
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,035
(Audience applauds)
462
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,104
- (Music plays)
- (Cheering, whooping)
463
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,910
- Woman: Okay, welcome back to the chat.
-(Music stops)
464
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,946
It is voting time,
and today we've got one
465
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,648
I'm sure you're all aware of.
466
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:27,084
Have you guys seen this video
of the guy with the statue?
467
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,786
- (Audience groaning)
- It's pretty disgraceful.
468
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,055
This man was caught on video
469
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,390
simulating a sexual act
470
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,825
with a statue
of mella giffenden,
471
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,061
and it has justifiably
angered a lot of people.
472
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,329
We have the video here.
473
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,797
Let's take a look.
474
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,400
Is it too grindy
or not grindy enough?
475
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,168
- (Audience exclaims)
- Ugh.
476
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,237
(Audience groaning)
477
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,639
And that's not even how I do
sex. I was-i was just dancing.
478
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,074
Um... humility.
479
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,242
Oh, wow,
480
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:53,144
that is just horrible.
481
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,979
Totally agree.
Look at the master feed.
482
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,014
Everybody's talking about it.
483
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,617
"He has no respect for
his nation," says one person.
484
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,253
"We don't need people like that
in our society," says another.
485
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,921
"Correct him now."
486
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,489
Obviously, people are
487
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,526
very passionate about this,
so let's bring him out.
488
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,695
Ladies and gentlemen,
John lamarr.
489
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,496
- (Music playing)
- Okay, go.
490
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,198
(Audience booing)
491
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,272
(Music stops)
492
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,042
- I just had to do that.
- Good girl.
493
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,712
Okay, so let's
get straight to it,
494
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,313
because everybody wants to know
495
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,315
why would you do something
so blatantly
496
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:34,652
demeaning to the image
of someone who is
497
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,887
so universally respected
by our country?
498
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,724
Well, I deeply regret
my actions,
499
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,727
and I'm very, very sorry
and it will not happen again.
500
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,061
Peace.
501
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,629
I don't know.
502
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,031
Does he sound sorry?
503
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,299
- I don't think so.
- John: No, I-i am.
504
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:49,967
I-I really am.
505
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,535
I had a momentary lapse
in judgment,
506
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,738
and I'm aware
that I caused offense
507
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,040
to a great many people
and I sincerely apologize.
508
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,308
- (Semmla scoffs)
- (John stammers)
509
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,976
I'm not even that kind of guy.
510
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,978
Grayson to Orville.
Are you watching?
511
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,213
We're seeing it.
512
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,514
I like soda.
513
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,015
I'm a good driver.
514
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,852
Who would need such a large cup?
515
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,020
Ed: Kelly, what the hell
kind of circus is this?
516
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,323
You're telling me
this is their legal process?
517
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:15,192
We haven't seen evidence
of any codified legal framework.
518
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,027
(Over comm): I mean, it all
seems subject to public vote
519
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,095
at any given time.
520
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,331
Captain, what she is describing
521
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,534
is an absolute,
unstructured democracy.
522
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,737
There is no record of any
previously discovered society
523
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,172
operating in such a fashion.
524
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,840
Government by American idol.
525
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,042
What is American idol?
526
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,578
That was a form of entertainment
from old earth.
527
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,047
People competed to see who had
the best singing voice.
528
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,082
Why?
529
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,917
I don't know.
530
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,519
It was a dark time.
531
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,188
I sing.
532
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,559
Okay, I just want
to jump in here.
533
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,095
You know, we talk to a lot of
different people on this show
534
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,364
and I got to say, your apology
sounds very rehearsed.
535
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:55,032
Semmla:
Yeah, it does.
536
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,034
(Audience booing)
537
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,437
Do something.
538
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,806
I can't. It's up to him.
539
00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:02,973
N-no, no, I-i swear to god.
540
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,809
I-I'm so, so completely sorry.
541
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:05,976
N-no bs.
542
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,945
I-I even donated
543
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,581
to the mella giffendon
foundation for jacked-up kids.
544
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:13,083
The foundation
for disadvantaged children.
545
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,819
Right. That's-that's the one.
546
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,220
Uh, I gave a whole bunch
of money.
547
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,221
Hoshel:
Really?
548
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,422
How many lods?
549
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,991
- Oh, so many lods.
- How many?
550
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,394
I just walked in there
and I made it rain lods.
551
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:25,062
I was like, boom.
552
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,231
- Lods for ev...
- Carris: I have a question.
553
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,500
Can you tell us
what mella giffendon did
554
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:32,069
that made her such a hero?
555
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,104
- Oh, no.
- What?
556
00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:36,006
We didn't cover this.
557
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,008
She was... she did
a lot of things,
558
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,743
a lot of good things.
559
00:24:39,745 --> 00:24:41,912
Th-that's why there's a statue.
560
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:44,482
Y-y-y-you don't get
a statue just sitting around.
561
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,184
She got up, she got out,
562
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,919
and she did what's what
563
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,988
and that's why there's a statue.
564
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,423
Name one thing she did.
565
00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:55,693
She saved the whale forests.
566
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,095
Semmla (Over monitor):
He can't even name one thing.
567
00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,497
Oh, my god.
How about leading
568
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,465
an entire settlement
of pioneers, for one.
569
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:02,800
Carris (Over monitor): Okay,
I think we've heard enough.
570
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,802
- Yeah.
- Let's vote. Shall we vote?
571
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,470
- Yeah. Let's vote.
- (Applause, cheers)
572
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,372
Hoshel (Over monitor): All
right, let's get his badge info
573
00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:09,940
up there on the screen.
574
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,375
Semmla (Over monitor):
Okay. There it is.
575
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:14,879
Studio audience and you folks
at home, cast your votes.
576
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:17,014
Dude, I got to say,
this is creepy.
577
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,782
I mean it.
This is creepy as hell.
578
00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,751
(Music plays)
579
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,128
Carris:
All right.
580
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,130
Let's see where we're at.
581
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:42,973
It's okay.
582
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,109
He's got more shows to do.
583
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:52,583
You think she'll help us?
584
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,885
Alara: They had to have a base
of operations somewhere.
585
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,954
She's the only one who might
be able to give us a lead.
586
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:03,994
Lysella:
There you go.
587
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,896
Oh, hey, guys.
588
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,098
I am so, so sorry
about what happened.
589
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,067
Well, thank you.
590
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,569
We're optimistic
that he'll be okay.
591
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:12,836
Who?
592
00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:15,172
John. Our friend
who got arrested.
593
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,174
You're kidding me, right?
594
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,842
Oh, my...
595
00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,444
No, screw that guy.
596
00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:21,879
Why would you ever want
to talk to him again?
597
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,013
I mean, he got
a million downvotes.
598
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,748
Right, yes, and that's bad.
599
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,250
Lysella:
I-i mean, it's like
600
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:29,086
- you never really know somebody,
you know? -Alara: Mm.
601
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,589
I actually thought he was cute
when he first came in here.
602
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,624
Ugh, god, that makes
my skin crawl.
603
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,960
Mine, too.
Really, really gross guy.
604
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,762
Listen, lysella, about our
friends who got corrected...
605
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,598
Oh, my god, that's right.
606
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,767
Holy crap, you guys have had
a really bad month, huh?
607
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,470
We were wondering if you might
know where they were based,
608
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,939
like if they had
a residence nearby?
609
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,375
Hey. Why are you wearing that?
610
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:52,977
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
611
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:54,545
Take that neffolo off.
612
00:26:54,547 --> 00:26:56,146
I'm sorry, the what?
613
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,414
You're not kelvic.
614
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,549
That's traditional
kelvic headwear.
615
00:26:58,551 --> 00:27:01,218
It's not a hat.
616
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,320
Oh, no.
617
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,623
Alara:
Uh, I...
618
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,925
- I can't.
- What?
619
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,728
I have the deepest respect
for your place of origin,
620
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,329
but I can't take this off.
621
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:16,066
You're literally pissing
on my heritage by wearing that.
622
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:19,069
I have a really bad rash
under here.
623
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,938
It's disgusting.
You'd throw up, so...
624
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,473
I think you're lying.
625
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:23,841
Prove it
626
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,342
or they're all gonna upload.
627
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:26,744
Uh, you know what?
628
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,479
You are absolutely right.
629
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,080
We're gonna go
and take it off right now.
630
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:32,416
Come on, alara.
We're very sorry.
631
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,255
Claire, what am I gonna do?
632
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:40,257
- Go on, take it off.
- What?
633
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:41,258
Take it off.
634
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,960
The seamstress is in the house.
635
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,762
- What are you doing?
- I'm making you a wrap.
636
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,530
Not super fashionable,
but it'll cover
637
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:48,132
that washboard forehead
of yours.
638
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,534
- Wow, full-service doctor.
- You know it.
639
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:51,969
Hey, um, that guy's gone
640
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:54,505
if you guys want to...
641
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:57,274
New problem.
642
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:08,986
- Alara: No!
- Claire: No!
643
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,121
- No, no, no, no! It's okay.
- Come on. It's okay.
644
00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:13,123
- It's okay. You're fine.
- All right?
645
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,358
You're okay.
646
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,060
We're not gonna hurt you.
647
00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:18,128
What are you?
648
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:22,833
We are two very nice people
649
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,868
who are gonna buy you a drink.
650
00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:40,751
Feeling better?
651
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:41,919
I-I just can't believe
652
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,721
that this is actually happening.
653
00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:47,825
I mean, you guys really are
from another planet?
654
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,060
Well, two different planets,
actually.
655
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,595
Claire is from a place
called earth
656
00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,597
and I'm from a planet
called xelayan.
657
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,533
So, can you guys,
like, do stuff?
658
00:28:56,535 --> 00:29:01,205
Like shoot lasers
out of your eyes or anything?
659
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,940
I can do this.
660
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:07,444
Oh, whoa.
661
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,079
Lysella, we need your help.
662
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:12,049
The two men you saw in the
pictures that we showed you,
663
00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:14,017
they're like us... they came here
to study your planet.
664
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,419
We need to find them.
665
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,921
Wait, those guys
were aliens, too?
666
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,090
Yes. Do you know
what happened to them?
667
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,426
Uh, they were on a subtrain
668
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,428
and there was a pregnant woman
standing behind them
669
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,430
because all the seats
were taken.
670
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,965
Somebody took a picture. Here.
671
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,968
I'll show you.
672
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,303
They didn't get up
and offer the seat.
673
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,305
The picture was uploaded
to the master feed
674
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,374
and then they got downvoted.
675
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,476
It looks like
they just didn't see her.
676
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,412
Doesn't matter.
The people decided.
677
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,414
That was always Lewis.
678
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,117
Nose buried so deep in his work,
679
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,919
he never had a clue
what was going on around him.
680
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,988
Lysella: But, uh,
there is something else.
681
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:54,124
One of them tried to escape
before he was corrected.
682
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,325
He got killed.
683
00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:59,263
- Which one?
- I don't remember.
684
00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:03,167
Lysella, where do they send
people who have been corrected?
685
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,402
They send them home.
686
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:08,305
I think your friends once told
me they lived on kappala street.
687
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:36,099
These are Lewis's
research notes.
688
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,842
Doctor.
689
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,144
Lewis!
690
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,847
Lewis, thank god.
Are you all right?
691
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,516
I am well.
692
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,452
Don't you recognize me?
693
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:56,954
It's Claire.
694
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,323
Of course. Claire.
695
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:02,025
You look healthy and happy.
696
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,963
Claire:
Lewis, I need to know.
697
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,497
What did they do to you?
698
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:11,568
I did something terrible
and then I was corrected.
699
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,170
I'm better now.
700
00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,741
I'm healthier and happier.
701
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,643
I have to get him
back to the ship.
702
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:26,984
- John, do you have any talents
I should know about? -What?
703
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,552
Can you dance
or play an instrument?
704
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,821
What the hell does that
have to do with anything?
705
00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:33,357
Um, look, we're not doing
too well here.
706
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:36,026
We should have a lot fewer
downvotes and we don't.
707
00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:38,528
But people tend
to be more sympathetic,
708
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,164
more forgiving of a crime,
if the perpetrator has talent.
709
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,867
That makes them more likable,
more relatable.
710
00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:45,869
Hmm. Uh, I can drink
an entire bottle of Tequila
711
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,337
and say the alphabet.
712
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:51,375
Just go out there with a lot
of positive energy.
713
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:54,411
Get the audience on your side.
714
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,915
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
715
00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,783
My next guest is a guy
716
00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:02,953
you've all seen or heard about
on the feed.
717
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,855
His actions speak
for themselves.
718
00:32:04,857 --> 00:32:06,623
Here's John lamarr.
719
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,559
(Audience booing)
720
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,028
(Laughing):
Hey, hey, hey.
721
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:13,096
- (Audience booing)
- (John laughs)
722
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,666
All right. Okay.
723
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,705
You know, I got to say,
I'm surprised by that entrance.
724
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:22,773
You liked it?
725
00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:24,041
You're in a lot of trouble
726
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,043
for doing something
extremely disrespectful
727
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,911
and not only did you
dance out here
728
00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:29,813
acting like it's nothing,
729
00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:32,883
but you struck several members
of the audience.
730
00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:34,785
For god's sake, willks, what
the hell are you trying to do?
731
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,553
Hey, I'm giving
this my best shot here.
732
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,823
Now, this job entails
a lot of guesswork.
733
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,995
Lewis, is there anything you can
tell us about that planet
734
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:47,064
that might help us repair
the damage they did to you?
735
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,598
There is no damage.
736
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,268
I am healthy and happy.
737
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:53,070
But what about tom?
738
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,671
Lewis, they killed him.
739
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:57,341
My god, his family.
740
00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:58,976
Please tell tom's family
741
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,945
I wish them great happiness
and good health.
742
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:05,649
Captain, it's like
he's been lobotomized.
743
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,917
There's nothing I can do.
744
00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:08,518
The brain damage is too severe.
745
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,289
Sir, we can't let them
do this to John.
746
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,659
Host (Over monitor): Okay,
it is voting time, audience,
747
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,327
and you folks at home.
748
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,929
Here we go.
749
00:33:18,931 --> 00:33:21,031
Do you believe John's apology?
750
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,266
Sound off now.
751
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,047
Damn it.
752
00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:39,049
Now what?
753
00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:40,717
Well, that's it.
754
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:44,054
Now he goes back to detention to
wait for the final summary vote.
755
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:45,522
And then?
756
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,625
Well, if he stays
below ten million downvotes
757
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,127
before the tour window elapses,
758
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,229
he's fine.
759
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:55,999
But, honestly, I've never seen
anyone above nine million
760
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:58,368
at this stage
who came out uncorrected.
761
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,438
I'm sorry, Kelly.
762
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,142
Grayson to Orville.
763
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,077
Mercer here. Go ahead.
764
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,146
Captain, what's the latest
from Claire?
765
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,714
She can't repair the damage.
766
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,616
Kelly (Over comm):
Then John is in big trouble.
767
00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:17,354
We need some kind
of an inside advantage.
768
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,522
What can we do?
769
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,656
The admiral said that
770
00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:21,391
we couldn't send anyone in,
771
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:25,162
but he never said
we couldn't pull someone out.
772
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:28,432
Claire, what's the name of your
little friend down there?
773
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:30,000
Lysella.
774
00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,337
We're gonna bring her
aboard the Orville.
775
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,101
Oh, my... god.
776
00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,211
It's incredible.
777
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:16,613
It's so big.
778
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,815
The Orville's only midsize.
779
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,017
You should see
the heavy cruisers.
780
00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:31,128
I'll just hang onto that
until we take you home.
781
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:35,098
But nobody's gonna believe me
if I don't have pictures.
782
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,200
Exactly.
783
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:58,188
We're sorry to turn your world
upside down like this,
784
00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:59,923
but we need your help.
785
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:01,591
Believe me,
this is the coolest thing
786
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,026
that has ever happened to me.
787
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,795
What are they again?
788
00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:08,932
Commander bortus is a member
of a species called moclan.
789
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,133
I am an artificial
790
00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,135
life-form
from a planet called kaylon.
791
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,937
Wow.
792
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,472
Bortus, can you make a note?
793
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,140
We should have, like,
pretzels and water and stuff
794
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,608
on the table
when people come in here.
795
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:22,112
- Noted, captain. I will not fail you.
-Great.
796
00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:24,948
Lysella, what can you tell us
about your planet that might
797
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,716
help us figure out
a way to save John?
798
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:27,951
Your world is...
799
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:30,353
Hard to get a handle on.
800
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,788
How so?
801
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,491
Well, the voting and rating.
802
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:37,127
Those badges...
You all wear them?
803
00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:38,695
Yeah. You get one
when you turn 18,
804
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,131
and then, you wear it
for the rest of your life.
805
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,966
It's how we can tell
who's good and who's bad.
806
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,335
So this is
an absolute democracy?
807
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:47,804
Yeah. How does your world work?
808
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:50,674
We select representatives
who discuss issues
809
00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,975
and enact laws.
810
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,144
But what about everybody else?
811
00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:55,879
Everybody deserves a voice.
812
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,714
That's what we're taught.
813
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,583
A voice should be earned,
814
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,184
not given away.
815
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:04,020
How do you know...
816
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,689
What foods are healthiest
for your children,
817
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,691
or what medicine to take
if you're sick?
818
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,926
- We vote.
- Isaac: I believe
819
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:12,696
you are confusing opinion
with knowledge.
820
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:15,599
I think what he's asking is,
with so many voices at once,
821
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,434
how do you filter out the truth?
822
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,237
Well, my dad always says,
"the majority are the truth."
823
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,439
I mean, you always know
what the majority wants.
824
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:24,040
That's what matters.
825
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,743
Well, you always know
what the mob wants, too.
826
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,446
And right now, the mob wants
to lobotomize my navigator.
827
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,781
Now, there must be
some way to...
828
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:34,251
Influence the mass perception
before it's too late.
829
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:37,621
Well... everybody reads
the master feed.
830
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,222
What's the master feed?
831
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:40,924
It's a continuously streaming
opinion feed.
832
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,892
We saw them everywhere.
833
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:46,963
Could this... feed turn
the public tide in John's favor?
834
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:50,634
Well, yeah,
but everybody uses the feed.
835
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,236
I mean, how are you gonna get
millions of people
836
00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:54,638
to change their minds?
837
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,774
I believe I have a suggestion.
838
00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:01,044
(Chiming)
839
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,902
Oh, hell, no. Hell, no.
840
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,771
- Y'all not putting me in that
thing! Get off me! -Hey.
841
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,839
- Hey, take it easy!
- Hey! Hey!
842
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,918
Um, tell me they got this!
843
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,088
- How much time?
- Final vote begins
844
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,756
in... seven minutes.
845
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,860
Grayson to Orville.
We're running out of time.
846
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,529
Stand by.
Isaac, what's your status?
847
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,030
I have gained access
848
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:56,032
- to the master feed.
- Ed: All right, lysella,
849
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,635
what kind of stuff would
endear him to your people?
850
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:01,971
Um,... you could say he supports
his grandmother financially.
851
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,140
- Do it. -But make sure
you word it right.
852
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,643
Like say,
"oh, my god, I just found out
853
00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:08,778
John lamarr supports
his 90-year-old grandmother."
854
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,548
Flooding the feed
with 20 million entries.
855
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,049
How can you do that?
856
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:16,052
- Babe. Spaceship.
- All right, what else?
857
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,821
If he was an overweight kid,
that would help.
858
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:21,324
Access childhood image of John.
859
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:24,561
Ugh. Crap, that's no good.
Isaac, can you make him fatter?
860
00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:26,830
Lysella:
That's better.
861
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,064
People will like him now.
862
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,633
Flooding the feed
with the image.
863
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:33,136
The entries are spreading
and multiplying.
864
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,637
People are sharing them.
865
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:35,905
What if people try
to corroborate
866
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,407
all this information?
867
00:39:37,409 --> 00:39:39,576
Don't worry. They won't.
868
00:39:39,578 --> 00:39:43,546
Final vote has begun.
869
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,148
(Computer trilling)
870
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,229
Ed, we're out of time.
871
00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:01,898
- What else? We need something else!
-Um...
872
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,735
No, no, no, no, no, no. No!
873
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,070
No. Come on! No!
874
00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:10,006
Tell them he has slain
many enemies in battle.
875
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,708
Or you could just say
he's a veteran.
876
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,376
What if he has a dog
named chuckles?
877
00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:14,911
Yes, that's great.
People love those videos
878
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,713
of soldiers reuniting
with their pets.
879
00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:19,983
Access military attire for the
planet and simulate the video.
880
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:25,288
- (Dog barks) -Oh, chuckles.
Oh, chuckles, come here!
881
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,090
Yeah. Yeah!
882
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,025
Oh, my god, chuckles,
883
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:31,060
I missed you so much!
I'm so happy
884
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,096
to be reunited with you.
885
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,632
Oh, chuckles, I missed you
when I was at war.
886
00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,867
That's tuggin'
at these heartstrings.
887
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,602
Flood the feed with that.
888
00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:46,709
(Computer dinging)
889
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:24,814
I don't believe it.
890
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,516
John, you won!
891
00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:28,151
You're damn right I won!
892
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:31,154
Now get this crap off of me,
you crazy sons of bitches!
893
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,822
According to the feed,
894
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,658
lieutenant lamarr
has escaped punishment.
895
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,896
Come on, John.
Let's get you out of here.
896
00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,003
- Congratulations!
- Real quick,
897
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,839
I just want to say,
all y'all can suck ass,
898
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,008
and I'm a spaceman.
899
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,910
I...
900
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:01,784
Lysella, thank you.
901
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:04,821
No. Thank you for...
902
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:07,490
Letting me see all of this.
903
00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:10,159
I just wish
I could tell somebody.
904
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,228
Well, maybe all you need
to tell them is that
905
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,797
their world can do better.
906
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,582
(Alarm beeping)
907
00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:43,760
(Beeping stops)
908
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:48,531
Man (On TV): I think I speak for
all of our viewers when I say
909
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:51,234
that what you have done is
shocking to say the least.
910
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:54,170
But, of course,
that's for the people to decide.
911
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,105
That's all the time
we have for today.
912
00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:59,609
Don't forget to cast your votes,
and we'll see you tomorrow.
913
00:43:11,956 --> 00:43:17,026
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