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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,916 If you were to ask the five best 2 00:00:59,918 --> 00:01:02,003 filmmakers in the world right now 3 00:01:02,005 --> 00:01:03,923 to make a movie like this, 4 00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:08,342 it, it wouldn't even be in the same universe. 5 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:10,094 I was blown away. Like, like three minutes in 6 00:01:10,096 --> 00:01:10,886 I turn to my friend and go, 7 00:01:10,888 --> 00:01:11,845 "This is the fucking greatest movie 8 00:01:11,847 --> 00:01:13,222 I've ever [chuckling] seen in my life." 9 00:01:13,224 --> 00:01:17,142 It has withstood, like, ten years. 10 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:19,061 And people are still watching a movie 11 00:01:19,063 --> 00:01:20,145 and talking about a movie. 12 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:22,398 People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar 13 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,025 for Best Picture ten years ago. 14 00:01:24,027 --> 00:01:25,859 What genius is behind this? 15 00:01:25,861 --> 00:01:27,153 Tommy wanted to break... 16 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,987 Tommy wanted to break barriers in filmmaking. 17 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,323 I think that he had a very clear vision. 18 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,949 He is a figure of mystery where, you know, 19 00:01:32,951 --> 00:01:34,743 you do wanna learn more about him. 20 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:36,537 Who is this man? Who is this auteur? 21 00:01:36,539 --> 00:01:40,124 The kind of sheer ambition of it is... 22 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:41,751 is incredible. 23 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,252 The numbers probably prove 24 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:47,422 how unlikely it is that you'll make it. 25 00:01:47,424 --> 00:01:48,716 If I had a time machine, I wouldn't 26 00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:51,594 go do a bunch of st... uh, stuff you... 27 00:01:51,596 --> 00:01:55,264 I would go back and try and get on that set, 28 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,892 just to watch and feel what it was like. 29 00:01:57,894 --> 00:02:00,605 'Cause it has to be unbelievable. 30 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:08,020 Subtitles by explosiveskull 31 00:02:14,118 --> 00:02:19,456 We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless God-oh comes. 32 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,335 And, and if he comes? 33 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:23,920 We'll be saved. 34 00:02:24,254 --> 00:02:25,254 Well. 35 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:30,593 Sh... Shall we go? 36 00:02:31,594 --> 00:02:32,804 Pull on your trousers. 37 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:34,470 What? 38 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,349 Pull on your trousers. 39 00:02:37,142 --> 00:02:39,057 You want me to pull off my trousers? 40 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,144 I want you to stop. Stop. 41 00:02:41,146 --> 00:02:44,771 Jesus. That was painfully unremarkable. 42 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:47,065 Rob. Y-You're like a robot. 43 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,568 - Yeah. - And it's "Godot." 44 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:49,946 - Sorry. - And Greg. 45 00:02:50,154 --> 00:02:53,614 You're so scared. And so insecure. 46 00:02:53,616 --> 00:02:55,533 You're like a, like a wounded puppy. 47 00:02:55,535 --> 00:02:57,787 Do you even want to be an actor? 48 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,330 Uh, yeah, m... more than anything. 49 00:03:00,332 --> 00:03:02,289 Okay, well, then it must be a big secret, 50 00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:04,333 because I can't tell at all. 51 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:07,086 You've been coming to class for, like, two months now. 52 00:03:07,088 --> 00:03:08,670 And, um... 53 00:03:08,672 --> 00:03:12,216 you need to, to loosen up and relax. 54 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:14,843 You gotta really just expose yourself 55 00:03:14,845 --> 00:03:16,678 or no one's ever gonna care. 56 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,639 - Okay, Greg? - Yeah, okay. 57 00:03:18,641 --> 00:03:19,809 Okay. Thank you. 58 00:03:22,186 --> 00:03:26,648 Okay, who here can really reveal themselves to the class? 59 00:03:27,191 --> 00:03:28,191 Anybody? 60 00:03:29,653 --> 00:03:30,653 I go. 61 00:03:31,987 --> 00:03:35,157 Great. What do you have for us today, Thomas? 62 00:03:35,617 --> 00:03:36,617 It Tommy. 63 00:03:36,785 --> 00:03:37,869 Always Tommy. 64 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,578 You, come on, we do scene. 65 00:03:40,162 --> 00:03:41,162 Okay. 66 00:03:50,881 --> 00:03:51,882 What are we doing? 67 00:03:53,218 --> 00:03:54,218 Do you know? 68 00:03:54,469 --> 00:03:55,595 Just go with it. 69 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,180 [groans] 70 00:04:02,685 --> 00:04:05,689 [groaning] Stella. 71 00:04:07,398 --> 00:04:10,275 Stella! 72 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,403 Stella! 73 00:04:14,405 --> 00:04:15,404 [man] What is he doing? 74 00:04:15,406 --> 00:04:19,410 [groaning] Stella! 75 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:21,912 Stella! 76 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:24,038 [chair clatters] 77 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,460 [groans] Stella! Stella! 78 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:30,045 [groans] 79 00:04:31,213 --> 00:04:32,129 [groans] 80 00:04:32,131 --> 00:04:33,547 [man 2] Oh, no. I think he's nailing it. 81 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:34,759 Stella! 82 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:36,927 [exhales] 83 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:39,431 [groaning] 84 00:04:40,097 --> 00:04:42,600 [groaning] Stella. Stella. 85 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:49,482 [screaming] 86 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:57,448 Don't ever leave me, baby. 87 00:04:59,074 --> 00:05:02,453 Uh... Thank you for that. 88 00:05:05,122 --> 00:05:06,122 [Greg] Hey. 89 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:08,625 Uh, e-excuse me. 90 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,960 Tommy? 91 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,547 Hey. 92 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,759 Um, I'm... I'm Greg. 93 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:19,970 Yeah. I see you in there. 94 00:05:20,763 --> 00:05:23,305 Um, I was, I was just wondering if you maybe 95 00:05:23,307 --> 00:05:24,975 wanted to do a scene together? 96 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,271 You want to do scene with me? 97 00:05:29,939 --> 00:05:30,939 Yeah. 98 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:34,985 Okay. 99 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:38,905 Okay. 100 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,908 No blitzing! Hit it! Hit it! 101 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,787 Yeah! That's my boy! 102 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:45,535 [grunts] What you got? 103 00:05:45,537 --> 00:05:47,624 Oh, oh. Hey, hey. Car, car. Sidewalk. Sidewalk. 104 00:05:50,292 --> 00:05:51,732 Hey, j... Uh, give me a second, guys. 105 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:54,254 Hey. 106 00:05:56,174 --> 00:05:57,507 All your friend little kid? 107 00:05:57,509 --> 00:05:59,966 [chuckles] Yeah, no, I was, I was just waiting for you. 108 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,177 Okay. Get in. 109 00:06:01,179 --> 00:06:03,220 I, I thought we were just gonna do it at my place. 110 00:06:03,222 --> 00:06:04,391 No, I have to eat. 111 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:07,101 Don't worry, I know a great place. You'll love it. 112 00:06:07,518 --> 00:06:08,518 O... Okay. 113 00:06:09,104 --> 00:06:10,019 And bring football. 114 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,021 Sure 115 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:12,771 All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, guys. 116 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:13,899 I'll see you guys later. 117 00:06:16,819 --> 00:06:17,820 Nice car. 118 00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:20,196 Why? You poor? 119 00:06:21,323 --> 00:06:23,761 Oh, no, just, you know, none of my friends have a car this nice. 120 00:06:23,785 --> 00:06:25,328 'Cause all your friends little kid. 121 00:06:25,869 --> 00:06:28,413 [chuckles] Yeah, no, I just mean it's expensive. 122 00:06:28,415 --> 00:06:29,706 It's nice. That's, that's all. 123 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:30,708 Don't talk about me. 124 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:32,333 What? 125 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:35,213 What I drive. What I say. What I do. 126 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:38,340 Don't tell anybody. You understand, yeah? 127 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:40,718 - Yeah, no, I... I won't. - Okay. 128 00:06:41,343 --> 00:06:44,054 And don't look at robot crab. He shy. 129 00:06:46,223 --> 00:06:47,558 Bye, little kids. 130 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:54,607 So. Why you bring me here? 131 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:56,693 Wha... What do you mean? 132 00:06:57,526 --> 00:06:58,526 Scene partner. 133 00:06:59,237 --> 00:07:00,237 That joke? 134 00:07:01,114 --> 00:07:02,405 - No, not at all. [chuckles] - Then what, Greg? 135 00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:03,450 I don't see point. 136 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,660 Okay. Um... All right, listen. 137 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:09,579 When, um, when I, when I get up 138 00:07:09,581 --> 00:07:11,663 on stage in front of people, 139 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,458 it's like all I can think about is, uh, 140 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:16,461 "What if, what if they laugh at me or if I embarrass myself?" 141 00:07:16,463 --> 00:07:20,256 Um, but you, man, you're, like, fucking fearless, and I just... 142 00:07:20,258 --> 00:07:21,593 I... I wanna feel that, too. 143 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:25,720 I just, I want, I want that. I want what, what you have. 144 00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:27,095 And I just, I... I figured I could, 145 00:07:27,097 --> 00:07:28,430 I could learn something from you. 146 00:07:28,432 --> 00:07:30,100 - That's... That's it. - Oh, all right. 147 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:32,978 - Yeah. - Let's do scene. 148 00:07:34,271 --> 00:07:36,231 Oh, you wanna, you wanna do a scene here? 149 00:07:37,441 --> 00:07:38,733 Are you not dedicated actor? 150 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,015 I'm dedicated. I just... There... 151 00:07:40,987 --> 00:07:42,235 You know, there's other people eating, and I just don't... 152 00:07:42,237 --> 00:07:43,362 I don't care about these people. 153 00:07:43,364 --> 00:07:44,615 Come on. You have to do it. 154 00:07:45,449 --> 00:07:46,742 O... Okay. Yeah. 155 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:50,035 I'll play the man, The Lightning-Rod Man. 156 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,120 And you play this other one with the Z. 157 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,247 Uh, Zechariah. Zechariah. 158 00:07:54,249 --> 00:07:55,334 - Yeah. - Okay. 159 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:56,795 Good day, sir. 160 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,463 Uh... Good day. 161 00:07:59,797 --> 00:08:01,631 Come on. You have to be louder. 162 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,048 [scoffs] Tommy, I just, I don't... 163 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,634 Don't worry about these people. 164 00:08:04,636 --> 00:08:06,802 There only you and there only me. 165 00:08:06,804 --> 00:08:09,264 Now do it. Project. 166 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:11,598 - O-Okay. - Good day, sir. 167 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,266 Okay. Um... um... 168 00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:15,144 - Don't be weird. Just do it. - Yeah, I'm... I'm... 169 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,896 I'm sorry... 170 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:21,192 H... Have I the honor... A visit, uh, from the illustrious g-god, 171 00:08:21,194 --> 00:08:22,651 - Jupiter Tonans. - Okay, that's good. 172 00:08:22,653 --> 00:08:24,696 - Okay, that's good. Keep going. - All right. Uh... S... Uh... 173 00:08:24,698 --> 00:08:28,324 So stood, stood he in, in the Greek statue, uh, of old, 174 00:08:28,326 --> 00:08:30,283 grasping the lightning bolts. 175 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:34,747 - Yeah. What you doing? - If you be he or his viceroy, 176 00:08:34,749 --> 00:08:36,332 - I... I have to, uh, thank... - Okay, thank God. 177 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,876 I have to thank you for this noble storm you have, 178 00:08:38,878 --> 00:08:40,294 have brewed among our mountains. 179 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:42,880 Okay, that's great. Now, we're at top of mountain. 180 00:08:42,882 --> 00:08:45,299 The rain pouring, wind going. 181 00:08:45,301 --> 00:08:46,883 [imitates wind blowing] 182 00:08:46,885 --> 00:08:48,928 And the lightning, everything. 183 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:51,683 A very fine rod. I dare say. 184 00:08:52,142 --> 00:08:55,559 And what are these particular precautions of yours? 185 00:08:55,561 --> 00:08:57,355 Close yonder shutter. 186 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,272 The slanting rain beating through. 187 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,065 - Come on, come on. - All right. Uh... 188 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:03,943 - Mountain top right now. - Are... 189 00:09:03,945 --> 00:09:06,362 - There's rain and wind going. - Yeah. 190 00:09:06,364 --> 00:09:07,824 Are... Are you, are you mad? 191 00:09:08,158 --> 00:09:11,325 Uh... [stutters] Know you not that, uh, yon... 192 00:09:11,327 --> 00:09:14,704 yon iron bar is a swift conductor? 193 00:09:14,706 --> 00:09:16,666 Pray touch the bell pull there. 194 00:09:16,999 --> 00:09:21,209 Uh... Are, are you frantic? Are you frantic? 195 00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:24,338 Never touch bell wire in a thunderstorm. 196 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:25,213 Oh, wow. 197 00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:28,885 - Nor ring a bell of any sort. - Wow! 198 00:09:28,887 --> 00:09:30,969 - [chuckles] - How about this guy? Wow. 199 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,013 - Wow. - Thank you. 200 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:35,223 Wow. Everybody got lucky today. 201 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:37,517 You don't have to pay for this performance. 202 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:39,645 Thank you. You're welcome very much. 203 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,939 [chuckling sigh] Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man. 204 00:09:42,941 --> 00:09:45,026 There you go. Now you're acting, Greg. 205 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:48,031 - [chuckles] - That was like Shakespeare. 206 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:51,951 [Greg] Uh. Whoa. 207 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,207 How uh... how often do you play football, Tommy? 208 00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:56,747 I love football. 209 00:09:57,999 --> 00:10:00,627 - You love it? - It's nice to play? 210 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:01,917 Yeah, I agree. 211 00:10:01,919 --> 00:10:03,921 - Great American game. - Yeah. 212 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:07,258 Okay. Got it here. 213 00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,258 You ever been to Los Angeles? 214 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:13,097 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Once. Uh... When I was little. 215 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,348 Yeah. My mom took me down there. 216 00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:17,310 It's like, best two days of my life. 217 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,439 Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. 218 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,107 All the pretty boys, 219 00:10:24,109 --> 00:10:26,943 they lining up for their big shot. 220 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:29,280 Just, uh... Just have to get lucky, I guess. 221 00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:35,245 No. No. It's not luck, Greg. 222 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,414 Greg, you have to be the best. 223 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,872 You have to be the best you can be. 224 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,501 And never give up. 225 00:10:44,461 --> 00:10:46,628 Whoa. What are you... What are we doing here? 226 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,590 What... [chuckles] Okay. 227 00:10:50,259 --> 00:10:53,470 - All right. - Touchdown! 228 00:10:53,805 --> 00:10:55,012 Touchdown! 229 00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:56,850 - Touchdown! - Touchdown! 230 00:10:57,892 --> 00:10:59,934 This is a cool fucking building, man. 231 00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:01,096 How long have you lived here? 232 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:04,481 Must ask you again, don't talk about me. 233 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:07,819 - Not to class. Not to anybody. - Yeah, no. Of course. 234 00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:13,283 This is it. 235 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,413 Okay. 236 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,460 Come in. 237 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,337 You can go in there. 238 00:11:26,796 --> 00:11:27,881 Maid on vacation. 239 00:11:30,008 --> 00:11:31,009 [chuckling] Whoa. 240 00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:37,848 Uh, Tommy, where, uh, where're you from? 241 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:41,559 - From New Orleans. - Uh, no, like uh, originally. 242 00:11:41,561 --> 00:11:43,855 Yeah, that one. You know, Louisiana. 243 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:45,938 [softly] Oh, okay. 244 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,814 [loudly] The accent threw me off. 245 00:11:47,816 --> 00:11:48,817 What accent? 246 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:50,861 You want a Red Bull? 247 00:11:53,822 --> 00:11:54,823 Thanks. 248 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:56,909 When, uh... When was this taken? 249 00:11:57,369 --> 00:11:58,369 Few years ago. 250 00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:01,373 Really? You just... You look so young in it. 251 00:12:01,956 --> 00:12:04,834 Wow. Look at that. Don't be smart guy. 252 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:07,459 - Oh, sorry man... - Why don't you sit down, relax. 253 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,837 Yeah, yeah, no. That was... my bad. I didn't mean to... 254 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:11,883 - Looking all my stuff. - [laughing] Yeah. 255 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:14,217 - Sorry. - A little bit nosy guy. 256 00:12:14,219 --> 00:12:15,219 Yeah. 257 00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:20,225 [both sigh] 258 00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:25,730 Uh... so, wh... H... How did you get into acting? 259 00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:29,400 Oh. It always been dream. 260 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,403 - Long time. - Yeah? 261 00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:33,196 But I ignore it. 262 00:12:33,571 --> 00:12:35,612 Then one day I get into accident. 263 00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:36,363 What happened? 264 00:12:36,365 --> 00:12:38,491 Guy run red light, and smash. 265 00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:40,286 - [sighs] Wow. - Very bad for Tommy. 266 00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:42,079 - [softly] Wow. - I almost die. 267 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,749 - But then I survive. - Wow. 268 00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:47,333 It was like wake-up call, you could say. 269 00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:48,335 Yeah, definitely. 270 00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:50,920 After that I stopped doing all the other things, 271 00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:54,048 and I go back to my dream. 272 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:57,885 And everybody say, "You such crazy guy. So stupid guy." 273 00:12:57,887 --> 00:13:00,262 I say, "I don't care. I do it." 274 00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:01,763 - Yes. - I know I can do it. 275 00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:04,435 I get that. With me, everything changed with Home Alone. 276 00:13:05,561 --> 00:13:08,230 Oh. You, you're home alone long time? 277 00:13:09,273 --> 00:13:11,858 Uh, uh, the, the movie. The movie Home Alone. 278 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,110 - Oh, it's movie. - Yeah. 279 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,280 - With Macaulay Culkin. - Okay. 280 00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:19,406 Okay, um... Yeah, so, um, anyways, that movie, 281 00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:20,824 it... it spoke to me, you know? 282 00:13:20,826 --> 00:13:22,952 It, it changed my life and, 283 00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:25,204 and ever since then I just, I have... 284 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:26,291 - Nev... - I get it. 285 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,126 You want to be star. 286 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:32,627 Yeah, I've... I just wanted to be in the movies. 287 00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:35,591 You know, Greg, you and me, we are the same. 288 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,843 Oh, yeah? How's, how's that? 289 00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:40,472 We both have this dream. 290 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,055 Yeah. I guess we do. 291 00:13:43,057 --> 00:13:47,479 And, for your information, I was home alone too. 292 00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:51,648 Except not movie, in real life. [laughing] 293 00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:54,818 [chuckling] 294 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,819 Don't I buy you everything you want? 295 00:13:56,821 --> 00:13:59,656 A bicycle, you get a bicycle. A car. 296 00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:01,449 - You buy me many things. - No, no, no. 297 00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,450 - He bought me many things. - We're not just buying things. 298 00:14:03,452 --> 00:14:05,535 We give you love and affection, don't we? 299 00:14:05,537 --> 00:14:06,871 It's not a place for kids! 300 00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:09,122 A minute ago you said you didn't care if he drinks. 301 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:11,001 He said a little drink. 302 00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:14,252 You're tearing me apart! 303 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,588 Oh, my God. 304 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:18,507 You, you say one thing, he says another and everybody... 305 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,885 He's the best, I told you. 306 00:14:20,177 --> 00:14:21,843 You're taking me apart. 307 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:23,846 Tearing. You're tearing me apart. 308 00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:25,392 Yeah, he's emotion. 309 00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:28,767 - Moment to moment. Not plastic. - I knew you'd like it, man. 310 00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,520 You know, you could be like Dean. 311 00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:31,353 Me? 312 00:14:31,355 --> 00:14:33,522 My God, you're behind the schedule. 313 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,190 Listen to me, young man, 314 00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:37,318 you have the gift, you have the looks. 315 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,279 Yeah. Hey, if I can have a career in this business, 316 00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:41,447 so can you, man. 317 00:14:41,449 --> 00:14:45,450 - Uh... I don't want career. - You don't want a career? 318 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,212 - I thought that's... - I want my own planet. 319 00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:49,079 Uh, your own planet? 320 00:14:49,081 --> 00:14:50,915 Yeah it's cool. Everybody love each other. 321 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:53,166 That's why it's the best planet. 322 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:55,210 Sounds great. Sounds ideal, really. 323 00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,772 - [laughing] - I have a present for you. 324 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,881 Welcome to my planet, Greg. 325 00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:02,218 - [laughing] - [laughing] Oh, my God. 326 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,219 Yeah, yeah. Rebel Without A Cause, 327 00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:06,555 East of Eden, and Giant. That's it. 328 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,556 - Wow. - Yeah. 329 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,060 Three movies, then all of a sudden he's dead. 330 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:11,810 - That's so crazy. - Yeah. 331 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:12,812 - Tragedy. - It is. 332 00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,481 You know, he died just a little bit south of here. 333 00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:16,440 I wanna go one day, to the crash site. 334 00:15:16,442 --> 00:15:17,442 Pay my respects. 335 00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,361 Why don't we go now? 336 00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:21,820 Now? No, Tommy, it's not that close. 337 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,031 It's like 300 miles away. 338 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:25,657 300 mile, who care? We just do it. 339 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:26,952 It would take hours, man. 340 00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:29,746 Okay. Then you drive. 341 00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:30,748 [whispering] What? 342 00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,333 - Tommy, are you serious? - Yeah I'm serious. 343 00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:36,588 Greg, the Dean won't go to you. You have to go to the Dean. 344 00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:41,757 All right, fuck it. All right. [laughing] Let's do this shit. 345 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:44,053 - Road trip! - Road trip! 346 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,932 I'll miss him. Very much. 347 00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:51,226 His whole life people tell him, 348 00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:53,443 "You're not good enough. You'll never make it." 349 00:15:53,772 --> 00:15:55,815 - But he doesn't listen. - He show them all. 350 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:58,109 That'll be us one day, Greg. 351 00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:02,194 I... I... I hope we're not dead on the side of a road. 352 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:05,658 No, not that part. That we be famous. 353 00:16:06,201 --> 00:16:08,286 We'll show them. You'll see. 354 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:11,413 - Yeah, maybe. - No, Greg, listen. 355 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,792 - Give me pinky. - [laughing] What? 356 00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:18,004 - What are we, ten years old? - We pinky swear. 357 00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:21,758 Right here, right now. We make pact. 358 00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:24,967 That we always push each other, 359 00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:28,805 that we always believe in each other, 360 00:16:28,807 --> 00:16:30,808 and that we will never forget dream. 361 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,103 All right. 362 00:16:35,105 --> 00:16:36,813 - Okay? - Okay. 363 00:16:36,815 --> 00:16:39,107 - [Tommy shouting] - [Greg laughing] 364 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:42,986 - Woo! James Dean! - Oh, we miss you, James! 365 00:16:42,988 --> 00:16:45,195 We with you, brother, always! 366 00:16:45,197 --> 00:16:46,531 ["Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley playing] 367 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,659 ♪ Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye ♪ 368 00:16:49,661 --> 00:16:54,204 ♪ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♪ 369 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:56,332 - [laughing] - I think it about us, huh? 370 00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:57,833 Maybe. [chuckles] 371 00:16:57,835 --> 00:17:00,127 - Yeah, maybe. - [chuckles] 372 00:17:00,129 --> 00:17:01,840 You know, Greg, I've been thinking. 373 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,300 We should move to Los Angeles. 374 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,552 Really. It where everything happening. 375 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,387 Yeah, I fucking wish. 376 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,847 - So, why not? - Um... 377 00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:13,184 For one, I, I can't afford it. 378 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,353 [scoffs] It not problem. We just go stay at my place. 379 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:19,271 Wait, wait. You have a place in LA? 380 00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:21,441 Yeah. I have apartment I rarely use. 381 00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:22,860 We can go there together. 382 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,194 [stuttering] Wait, Tommy, you have an apartment 383 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:28,156 in LA and San Francisco? 384 00:17:28,158 --> 00:17:29,072 - Yeah... - How, 385 00:17:29,074 --> 00:17:31,200 how do you afford that? Wh... 386 00:17:31,202 --> 00:17:33,663 Greg, money not issue. I told you. 387 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,205 Tommy, are you... You're being serious right now? 388 00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:38,375 Yes, Greg. 389 00:17:38,877 --> 00:17:39,878 But the real question, 390 00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:42,463 are you serious? 391 00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:47,508 [stuttering] Yes. Let's do this! 392 00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:50,347 - All right! Roommates. - Roommates. 393 00:17:51,555 --> 00:17:55,434 Yeah, I see you smiling, Baby Face. It's gonna be great. 394 00:17:56,477 --> 00:18:01,146 ♪ I never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down ♪ 395 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,441 [Tommy and Greg] ♪ Never gonna run around ♪ 396 00:18:03,443 --> 00:18:05,734 ♪ and desert you ♪ 397 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,736 [woman] Greg! 398 00:18:08,072 --> 00:18:11,242 Greg, Greg, have you lost your mind? 399 00:18:11,868 --> 00:18:13,617 What... You're leaving now? 400 00:18:13,619 --> 00:18:16,704 - Yeah. - No. No. This is absurd. 401 00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:19,081 You can't just pack up and move to Los Angeles. 402 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,457 What are you gonna do for money? 403 00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:23,086 I have money saved from my modeling jobs. 404 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:24,087 From your mod... [scoffs] 405 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:25,922 That money's gonna last you two weeks. 406 00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:26,880 Then what are you gonna do? 407 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,590 Then I'll get a job or... 408 00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:30,050 I don't know, but I'll figure it out. 409 00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:31,677 What about this Tommy person? 410 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:33,596 You barely know this guy, you're moving in with him? 411 00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:36,264 He's being a good friend. He's just looking out for me. 412 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,476 Oh, my God. Greg. 413 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,521 Do you... Do you understand how hard it is? 414 00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:44,398 This acting thing? 415 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,946 You don't just show up in LA and things happen. 416 00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:49,529 It doesn't work like that. 417 00:18:49,531 --> 00:18:52,447 You have to know people. You have to be very lucky. 418 00:18:52,449 --> 00:18:54,783 You have to work really hard. 419 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:55,828 You have to be talented. 420 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:58,370 [scoffs] 421 00:18:58,372 --> 00:19:00,165 I... I didn't mean it like that. 422 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,502 - [car honking] - Oh, my God. 423 00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:06,130 [Greg sighs] 424 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,298 - Okay. Good. - What are... Mom! 425 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,925 - No, I'm gonna meet Tommy. - No, no, no, no, no. Mom. 426 00:19:10,927 --> 00:19:11,967 - Please, you don't... Why? Why? - I'm gonna meet your little, 427 00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,261 your little friend Tommy. This is gonna be good. 428 00:19:13,263 --> 00:19:14,846 - Come on. - Hello! Hi! 429 00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:16,973 - Hi! - Why is he driving a Mercedes? 430 00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:19,185 - It's complicated. - Greg, wait, wait, wait, wait. 431 00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:22,645 I have an idea, why don't you guys come in for a second, 432 00:19:22,647 --> 00:19:24,605 and we'll get to know each other a little bit. 433 00:19:24,607 --> 00:19:26,398 - We can't. - We don't have time, Mom. 434 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,399 You're on a schedule? 435 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:28,650 Mom, just come give me a hug, please. 436 00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:30,403 Just a second. Just a second. Just a second. Just a second. 437 00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:34,158 It's quite a fancy car you have here, Tommy. Wow. 438 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,869 Wow. How... 439 00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:38,744 How old are you? 440 00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:39,579 - Wow, what a question, my God. - That's a personal question, 441 00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:41,121 you can't ask people that question. 442 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,790 - Don't worry, I'm Greg age. - You're 19? 443 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:44,792 [Greg's mom] Yeah. 444 00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:46,711 I just turned 14. 445 00:19:46,713 --> 00:19:48,087 Wow. Happy birthday. 446 00:19:48,089 --> 00:19:50,048 Okay, Tommy, what is it about 447 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,009 my son that you find so intriguing? 448 00:19:53,011 --> 00:19:55,513 No big deal. Baby Face cool guy. 449 00:19:55,847 --> 00:19:57,972 - Baby Face. - Okay, all right, Mom. 450 00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:58,889 - Baby Face? - It's a long drive. 451 00:19:58,891 --> 00:19:59,973 Oh, my God. 452 00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,934 Look at me. It's gonna be fine. 453 00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:02,978 [chuckling] It'll be fine. 454 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,860 I'm gonna call you right when I get in, okay? 455 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,818 She crazy. 456 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,530 [whispering] What? Tommy, shut up. 457 00:20:15,617 --> 00:20:16,823 - Wow. - ♪ Hit it ♪ 458 00:20:16,825 --> 00:20:20,371 ["It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock playing] 459 00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:29,587 See? Almost to Los Angeles. 460 00:20:29,589 --> 00:20:31,090 Oh, shit! 461 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,386 [indistinct chatter over music] 462 00:20:37,388 --> 00:20:39,597 ♪ One, two, three, get loose now ♪ 463 00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:43,393 ♪ It takes two to make a It takes two to make a ♪ 464 00:20:43,395 --> 00:20:44,810 ♪ It takes two to make ♪ 465 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:47,189 ♪ It takes two to make It takes two to make ♪ 466 00:20:48,483 --> 00:20:49,567 Home sweet home. 467 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,406 It's not castle, but it's okay. 468 00:20:57,242 --> 00:20:58,576 Just my pied-à-terre. 469 00:20:59,494 --> 00:21:01,745 - It's perfect, man. - Yeah. 470 00:21:03,415 --> 00:21:05,750 Is it, um, just the one bedroom? 471 00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:09,277 You don't want to share bed with me? 472 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:11,589 Uh, um... 473 00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,383 I just joking. [imitates laughter] 474 00:21:15,217 --> 00:21:17,302 Oh, my God. You should've seen your face. 475 00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,721 [laughs] Yeah, you got me. 476 00:21:19,723 --> 00:21:22,348 - Don't worry. You take bedroom. - No. No, Tommy, no. 477 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,349 I just maybe put up some curtain 478 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,184 and make little room in corner or something. 479 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:27,686 No, Tommy. No way. I'll just take the couch. 480 00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:28,937 This is great, I swear. 481 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,313 No, no. I insist. 482 00:21:30,315 --> 00:21:33,736 I want you to be my guest. Like Beauty and Beast. 483 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:35,986 I will be Beauty, of course. 484 00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:37,195 [smirks] Of course. 485 00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:38,908 - Ha, ha, ha, ha. - Ah, man. 486 00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:41,088 Man, you've had this place this whole time? 487 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:44,414 Yeah. I... I had it several years now. 488 00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:46,330 And, and, you've never wanted to like, 489 00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:47,456 move down here yourself 490 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:48,917 and give acting a real shot? 491 00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:52,129 Well, I never had friend to do it with before. 492 00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:55,881 Come on. Want to show you best part. 493 00:21:55,883 --> 00:21:57,468 - Come on. - Yeah. Yeah. 494 00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:02,098 Look. There it is. 495 00:22:03,475 --> 00:22:05,724 - That's incredible, man. - Yeah. 496 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:06,893 We are doing this. 497 00:22:06,895 --> 00:22:08,602 (laughs) 498 00:22:08,604 --> 00:22:10,980 - We are doing this. - Tomorrow, 499 00:22:10,982 --> 00:22:12,898 this will all be yours, Greg. 500 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:16,027 [yells] We will own you, LA! 501 00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,403 Watch out, here we come. 502 00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:19,196 [Greg] You will know our name! 503 00:22:19,198 --> 00:22:20,114 ["Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch playing] 504 00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:21,116 ♪ You feel it, baby ♪ 505 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,036 ♪ I can too ♪ 506 00:22:33,295 --> 00:22:36,340 ♪ Come on, swing it Come on, swing it ♪ 507 00:22:37,341 --> 00:22:40,844 Okay, too much wind machine. Blow me away, my God. 508 00:22:47,351 --> 00:22:50,187 ♪ It's such a good vibration ♪ 509 00:22:51,188 --> 00:22:55,023 ♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪ 510 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:58,196 ♪ It's such a good vibration ♪ 511 00:22:59,113 --> 00:23:02,866 ♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪ 512 00:23:03,702 --> 00:23:05,993 - ♪ Yo, it's about that time ♪ - [song fades] 513 00:23:05,995 --> 00:23:08,745 [man] So are we the first agency you've met with? 514 00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:10,833 - Uh, yeah. - Oh, well. These are great. 515 00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:12,582 Uh, well, thanks, man. 516 00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,129 Yeah. These are great. Are you funny? 517 00:23:15,338 --> 00:23:16,338 Uh, yes. Yeah. 518 00:23:17,215 --> 00:23:18,380 'Cause you should get a character headshot. 519 00:23:18,382 --> 00:23:19,339 Yeah, no, yeah. Show my comedic side. 520 00:23:19,341 --> 00:23:21,218 Yeah. Just one that's you, but... You know? 521 00:23:22,678 --> 00:23:24,470 Gain weight. Would you do that for a role? 522 00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:26,138 - One hundred percent. - And then immediately lose it? 523 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,598 Yeah. You know what, I'm... 524 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,769 Whatever I need to do, right? Yeah. 525 00:23:30,728 --> 00:23:33,855 One second. Ah, could you get Iris in here for a second? 526 00:23:33,857 --> 00:23:35,397 - [woman on speaker] Yes, sir. - Thank you so much. 527 00:23:35,399 --> 00:23:36,559 - Yes, sir. - [hangs up phone] 528 00:23:37,569 --> 00:23:38,570 [Iris] Where's the fire? 529 00:23:38,902 --> 00:23:42,031 - [man laughing] - Hey, I'm... I'm Greg. 530 00:23:48,913 --> 00:23:49,913 Well... 531 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:52,916 [nervous laughter] 532 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,084 Stand up. 533 00:23:58,673 --> 00:24:00,550 - You want me to turn? - Hmm. 534 00:24:01,885 --> 00:24:03,592 - What's with the dyed hair? - Frosted tips. 535 00:24:03,594 --> 00:24:07,097 I, I... I can... I'm not married to it. I can... Okay. 536 00:24:08,099 --> 00:24:09,225 You seeing anybody else? 537 00:24:10,685 --> 00:24:12,100 I, I... No. I wasn't... 538 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:12,769 I wasn't... wasn't planning on it. 539 00:24:12,771 --> 00:24:13,935 No, you're mine. 540 00:24:13,937 --> 00:24:14,937 You got it? 541 00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:17,566 - Yeah, no, I... - Good buddy. Sign him up. 542 00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:21,404 I like this one. 543 00:24:21,905 --> 00:24:23,447 Welcome to Iris Burton Agency. 544 00:24:24,448 --> 00:24:25,449 Congratulations. 545 00:24:25,949 --> 00:24:27,660 - Okay... - ♪ Finally ♪ 546 00:24:28,369 --> 00:24:31,537 Wow, you got agent, Greg. It's celebration. 547 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,289 So, you must tell me everything. 548 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:34,456 What do you mean? 549 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:35,875 The acting business. 550 00:24:35,877 --> 00:24:38,043 How to become big star, like you. 551 00:24:38,045 --> 00:24:40,463 Big star? Tommy, I'm not a star. 552 00:24:40,465 --> 00:24:43,840 Okay. So modest, this guy. Come on, you're on your way. 553 00:24:43,842 --> 00:24:44,800 [laughs] All right, 554 00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:45,967 I'm just trying to think of where to start. 555 00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:46,969 - Need agent. - Yeah. 556 00:24:46,971 --> 00:24:49,012 But that's kinda the hardest part. 557 00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,098 You already have agent, right? 558 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,014 Yeah. 559 00:24:51,016 --> 00:24:53,142 Okay, so you just tell 'agent about me. 560 00:24:53,144 --> 00:24:54,685 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 561 00:24:54,687 --> 00:24:56,104 You know what, that could work. 562 00:24:56,106 --> 00:24:58,191 - I've never... - Oh, my God. 563 00:24:58,649 --> 00:25:00,942 - Love this song! - Oh, yeah, you... 564 00:25:00,944 --> 00:25:02,111 I have to dance, Greg. 565 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,986 Yeah, do... do what you gotta do. 566 00:25:03,988 --> 00:25:05,113 God, come on. 567 00:25:05,115 --> 00:25:07,240 - Oh, no, no, no. Not me. Not me - Come on. Come on, Greg. 568 00:25:07,242 --> 00:25:09,282 - No, I'm like the goofiest dancer. - You have to do it! 569 00:25:09,284 --> 00:25:11,661 - No, please. - Don't worry. I'm great dancer. 570 00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,206 - Come on. - [laughing] No. 571 00:25:14,498 --> 00:25:15,833 [Greg] Oh, my God. 572 00:25:19,462 --> 00:25:20,547 Wh... Wow. 573 00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:24,674 [Tommy singing along] ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 574 00:25:24,676 --> 00:25:26,675 Hey, do you need another? Vodka soda? 575 00:25:26,677 --> 00:25:28,761 Uh, yes, please. Thank you. 576 00:25:28,763 --> 00:25:29,846 ♪ [Tommy] The rhythm of the night ♪ 577 00:25:29,848 --> 00:25:31,347 Your friend is unique. 578 00:25:31,349 --> 00:25:34,894 Yeah, yeah, he's, uh... That's a good word for it. 579 00:25:38,273 --> 00:25:40,440 Have I seen you someplace before? 580 00:25:40,442 --> 00:25:43,067 I, I don't know. I, uh... I'm an actor... 581 00:25:43,069 --> 00:25:45,194 I know. You're always at that, um... 582 00:25:45,196 --> 00:25:47,070 Poquito Más. In the Valley. 583 00:25:47,072 --> 00:25:48,531 [laughing] 584 00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:50,532 And, you know, next time, next time you see me there 585 00:25:50,534 --> 00:25:53,368 you should come over and say hello, or, or whatever. 586 00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:55,245 Yeah, or you could just give me a call. 587 00:25:55,247 --> 00:25:56,330 My name is Amber. 588 00:25:56,332 --> 00:25:57,874 I may have been trying to impress you... 589 00:25:57,876 --> 00:26:00,167 - [Amber] You're lying. - Greg! Come on, Let go. 590 00:26:00,169 --> 00:26:02,712 Yeah... Dude, just one... [chuckles] Um... 591 00:26:02,714 --> 00:26:04,922 - [Tommy] I wanna go! - I guess we are going. 592 00:26:04,924 --> 00:26:07,050 But, uh, thank you anyways for the drink. 593 00:26:07,052 --> 00:26:08,509 Oh, yeah. This one's on me. 594 00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:09,719 - Come on. This bar suck. - Uh... 595 00:26:09,721 --> 00:26:12,472 Okay, I should really, um... Okay. 596 00:26:12,474 --> 00:26:13,931 - Yeah. All right. See ya. - All right. Bye! 597 00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,974 - Talk soon. - Bye! 598 00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:18,185 He's crashing. Come on, Senator! 599 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:21,396 Stay with me. I ain't losing you tonight. 600 00:26:21,398 --> 00:26:23,901 - We're losing him. - Goddamn it! 601 00:26:24,569 --> 00:26:29,407 Rule to my class are simple. Work hard. Show up on time. 602 00:26:29,908 --> 00:26:32,409 Try not fall asleep, everybody. 603 00:26:32,744 --> 00:26:34,454 Any question before we start? 604 00:26:34,745 --> 00:26:37,329 It sounds like you're doing... Am I hearing an accent? 605 00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:39,081 Uh, no, no. What do you mean? 606 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,917 Because I'm hearing kind of an Eastern European accent. 607 00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:44,087 No, that is, uh, that's from New Orleans. 608 00:26:44,089 --> 00:26:44,921 Where? What? 609 00:26:44,923 --> 00:26:46,088 New Orleans, you heard... you know... 610 00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:47,091 Where? 611 00:26:48,051 --> 00:26:50,136 - The Big Easy. - Oh, New Orleans. 612 00:26:50,427 --> 00:26:52,720 [laughing] I thought... I didn't know what you were saying. 613 00:26:52,722 --> 00:26:54,304 - Okay. Yeah, well... - Okay. Can we just 614 00:26:54,306 --> 00:26:55,431 try to lose the accent? 615 00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,433 Take it again. 616 00:27:00,772 --> 00:27:03,399 [garbled speech] The rules to the class are simple. 617 00:27:04,192 --> 00:27:05,192 Work hard. 618 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,653 Show up on time. 619 00:27:09,113 --> 00:27:11,281 Try not to fall asleep. 620 00:27:15,453 --> 00:27:18,123 Any questions before we start? 621 00:27:19,748 --> 00:27:22,793 Um... I think... that about does her. 622 00:27:28,716 --> 00:27:30,633 - Well, I've been watching you. - Watching me? 623 00:27:30,635 --> 00:27:32,217 I auditioned for that part. 624 00:27:32,219 --> 00:27:33,762 - That guy? - Yeah. 625 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,638 You're way more attractive than that guy. 626 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,973 Yeah? 627 00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:39,143 - Yeah. - Hey, Greg! 628 00:27:39,436 --> 00:27:40,686 Tommy. Hey. 629 00:27:41,437 --> 00:27:43,104 - Hey! - Who's this? 630 00:27:43,106 --> 00:27:45,275 Uh, this is Amber. Who I was telling you about. 631 00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:49,277 - Oh, girlfriend. - Uh... I don't know. Uh... 632 00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:51,486 Okay. Well, I don't have time for this. 633 00:27:51,488 --> 00:27:52,488 I'm very busy right now. 634 00:27:52,490 --> 00:27:54,156 I have to change really quickly and go. 635 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:55,825 Okay. Is everything all right? 636 00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:57,327 Yeah, everything great on my end. 637 00:27:57,329 --> 00:27:59,954 You heard of Konstantin Stanislavski? 638 00:27:59,956 --> 00:28:01,330 Of course, yeah. He's, like, 639 00:28:01,332 --> 00:28:03,165 the greatest acting teacher of all time. 640 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:05,585 Yeah. And now he Tommy acting teacher. 641 00:28:05,587 --> 00:28:07,462 He seen something special in me. 642 00:28:07,464 --> 00:28:10,339 You know, maybe I become big star. 643 00:28:10,341 --> 00:28:12,009 So I have first class this evening. 644 00:28:14,678 --> 00:28:16,678 I'm pretty sure Stanislavski is dead. 645 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,513 No, he not dead. 646 00:28:18,515 --> 00:28:20,515 I just speak to him, for your information. 647 00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:22,225 What you think I speak to, ghost? 648 00:28:22,227 --> 00:28:23,977 - [both] No. - No. 649 00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:25,521 Maybe ghost real, but I can't talk to them. 650 00:28:25,523 --> 00:28:27,647 - Hey, no. Tommy, we're happy for you. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 651 00:28:27,649 --> 00:28:28,649 That... That's exciting. 652 00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:30,318 Okay. I'll let you know how it is, Baby Face. 653 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,778 Maybe you can join me some day. 654 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:32,944 Maybe I will. 655 00:28:32,946 --> 00:28:33,613 [muttering] When you not so busy. 656 00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:34,530 [whispering] I'm so sorry. 657 00:28:34,532 --> 00:28:35,822 Did he call you Baby Face? 658 00:28:35,824 --> 00:28:39,661 Bring girlfriend over. Watching Gilmore Girls. Whatever. 659 00:28:39,663 --> 00:28:44,374 Love is not love, when alter... 660 00:28:44,376 --> 00:28:46,543 when alteration find. 661 00:28:46,794 --> 00:28:47,710 - Stop. - [stutters] 662 00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:48,712 Stop! 663 00:28:51,507 --> 00:28:54,760 What, uh, exactly, were you doing there? 664 00:28:55,219 --> 00:28:57,595 I do sonnet. You know sonnet? 665 00:28:57,597 --> 00:28:59,388 Yeah. I know what a sonnet is. 666 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:00,973 But, I think what I'm asking is, 667 00:29:00,975 --> 00:29:05,102 why on Earth would you choose... to do that, here? 668 00:29:05,104 --> 00:29:06,561 I do the Shakespeare. 669 00:29:06,563 --> 00:29:08,563 Have you, uh, looked at yourself? 670 00:29:08,565 --> 00:29:11,026 - Yeah, I see myself. - This is... No offense. 671 00:29:11,402 --> 00:29:14,069 You have a malevolent, uh, presence. 672 00:29:14,071 --> 00:29:15,907 You are a perfect villain. 673 00:29:16,741 --> 00:29:17,698 I'm not scary guy. 674 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:20,201 I can see you as Dracula, Frankenstein. 675 00:29:20,203 --> 00:29:22,286 - I'm not Frankenstein. - [class laughing] 676 00:29:22,288 --> 00:29:25,748 I'm trying to give you a shortcut to success. 677 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,582 Keep your shortcut in your pocket. 678 00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:29,085 Have you read any Shakespeare? 679 00:29:29,087 --> 00:29:30,127 I know all Shakespeare. 680 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:31,589 - Well, The Tempest? - Yeah. 681 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:35,760 - You're Caliban. - Yeah, what he do? He hero? 682 00:29:36,427 --> 00:29:38,470 No. He's the ogre that guards the island. 683 00:29:39,263 --> 00:29:41,054 What's this ogre? [scoffs] 684 00:29:41,056 --> 00:29:43,392 Ogre. I am hero. 685 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:47,602 And you all are villain. 686 00:29:47,604 --> 00:29:50,397 Yeah. You all laugh. Ha, ha, ha. 687 00:29:50,399 --> 00:29:52,067 You know what, that what villain do. 688 00:29:54,111 --> 00:29:56,113 Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 689 00:29:56,865 --> 00:29:58,114 ["What You Want" by Mase playing] 690 00:29:58,116 --> 00:30:02,494 Dude, it's been a fucking year. You know what I mean? Like... 691 00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:06,789 I did this HBO thing, where I'm like, the second lead. 692 00:30:06,791 --> 00:30:07,956 Things be going crazy. 693 00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:09,125 Yeah, no, it seems that way. 694 00:30:09,127 --> 00:30:10,542 This is where shit fucking... 695 00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:12,044 Yeah, no. You're gonna take off after this. 696 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:13,087 - [mimics rocket ship] - This is like... 697 00:30:13,089 --> 00:30:15,130 You're going. That's... [stuttering] 698 00:30:15,132 --> 00:30:16,299 You know, I'm happy for you. 699 00:30:16,301 --> 00:30:18,216 - What about you, though? - [stuttering] I've been good. 700 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:19,135 Been working? 701 00:30:19,137 --> 00:30:20,136 [stuttering] I don't know. 702 00:30:20,138 --> 00:30:21,762 My agents are saying it's kinda like 703 00:30:21,764 --> 00:30:22,888 slow season or whatever. But... 704 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,015 No. There's never a slow season. 705 00:30:25,017 --> 00:30:26,893 It's always shit working. 706 00:30:26,895 --> 00:30:28,810 Do you, like, call your agents every day? 707 00:30:28,812 --> 00:30:30,021 Yeah, I mean... 708 00:30:30,023 --> 00:30:32,815 Where you start, fire that fucking spooky friend of yours. 709 00:30:32,817 --> 00:30:35,484 That fucking vampire-looking motherfucker. 710 00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:36,527 It's like... Who is he? 711 00:30:36,529 --> 00:30:37,986 He's just, I don't know. He's a friend. 712 00:30:37,988 --> 00:30:38,863 - He's my roommate. - 'Cause he's fucking... 713 00:30:38,865 --> 00:30:40,531 You can't go anywhere with that dude. 714 00:30:40,533 --> 00:30:43,367 Hollywood's pussy dries up when you walk in with this dude. 715 00:30:43,369 --> 00:30:44,369 [stuttering] 716 00:30:45,288 --> 00:30:46,723 They just fucking clamp shut like a fucking... 717 00:30:46,747 --> 00:30:48,624 Hollywood puts on a fucking chastity belt. 718 00:30:50,126 --> 00:30:51,836 [man] Did you see the new, uh, Star Wars? 719 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:58,176 [conversation continues] 720 00:30:59,511 --> 00:31:01,176 [man] I kinda went for the Jar Jar Binks thing. 721 00:31:01,178 --> 00:31:02,678 It's pretty funny. 722 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,764 And, well, you know. It doesn't really get you that far. 723 00:31:05,766 --> 00:31:07,642 It's like too much action. Like, it never stops. 724 00:31:07,644 --> 00:31:08,684 There's no story. 725 00:31:08,686 --> 00:31:10,187 And it makes me pass out. 726 00:31:10,813 --> 00:31:12,813 A couple friends of mine went and saw it recently. 727 00:31:12,815 --> 00:31:13,815 Hi. 728 00:31:14,775 --> 00:31:18,277 You big Hollywood producer, right? I see you on TV. 729 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:19,861 Ah, yeah. How are you? Nice to see you. 730 00:31:19,863 --> 00:31:21,781 Tommy Wiseau. Hi. 731 00:31:21,783 --> 00:31:23,909 - Nice to meet you, thank you. - Hi, young lady. 732 00:31:24,202 --> 00:31:25,909 - Okay... - I don't want to bullshit. 733 00:31:25,911 --> 00:31:27,537 I don't want to do none of the bullshit. 734 00:31:27,539 --> 00:31:29,705 I'm very talented, 735 00:31:29,707 --> 00:31:31,249 and I have many good ideas. 736 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:32,251 We're having dinner. 737 00:31:33,211 --> 00:31:34,502 Okay? You don't walk up to people's table and do this. 738 00:31:34,504 --> 00:31:36,087 That's not how it works in this business, okay? 739 00:31:36,089 --> 00:31:37,547 Which way? Tell me how do it. 740 00:31:37,549 --> 00:31:39,756 You can call my agency, United Talent, 741 00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:43,301 send your resume to United Talent Agency, to David Krammer... 742 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:46,224 - Okay, I show you, okay. - All right. 743 00:31:47,225 --> 00:31:50,395 To be, or not to be. 744 00:31:50,853 --> 00:31:52,730 That is the question. 745 00:31:53,231 --> 00:31:58,650 Whether nobler in mind to suffer sling and arrow... 746 00:31:58,652 --> 00:32:00,404 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that. 747 00:32:00,738 --> 00:32:01,570 Is this gentleman bothering you? 748 00:32:01,572 --> 00:32:02,739 What the fuck do you think? 749 00:32:02,741 --> 00:32:04,981 - You don't like Shakespeare? - Sir, I need you to leave. 750 00:32:05,243 --> 00:32:06,658 Okay, I do the Tennessee Williams. 751 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,328 I don't want Tennessee Williams, I don't want Shakespeare. 752 00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:10,454 - Stella! - Okay! Now we're getting... 753 00:32:10,456 --> 00:32:12,373 - Security. Security, no. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 754 00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:14,127 Sir, I'm gonna need you to leave, right now. 755 00:32:15,337 --> 00:32:17,254 Come here. Tommy... 756 00:32:18,548 --> 00:32:22,135 Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen. 757 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:24,594 Okay? It's one in a million, 758 00:32:24,596 --> 00:32:26,928 even if you have Brando's talent. 759 00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:29,100 It's not gonna happen for you, okay? 760 00:32:29,892 --> 00:32:32,684 - But now you have to go. - Well, maybe I could... Maybe... 761 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:36,565 I'm not saying maybe. I'm saying not in a million years. 762 00:32:37,609 --> 00:32:39,903 - But after that? - And not after. 763 00:32:42,446 --> 00:32:44,448 - I'm sorry. - I accept your apology. 764 00:32:45,116 --> 00:32:46,907 I'm sorry, sir. Is everything okay now? 765 00:32:46,909 --> 00:32:47,992 Yeah. Thanks for rushing over. 766 00:32:47,994 --> 00:32:49,994 He made it through two fucking acts of Shakespeare. 767 00:32:50,621 --> 00:32:52,748 [sorrowful music playing] 768 00:33:10,225 --> 00:33:11,642 [keys jingling] 769 00:33:19,609 --> 00:33:20,609 Tommy? 770 00:33:26,323 --> 00:33:27,323 Tommy. 771 00:33:48,178 --> 00:33:49,178 Tommy. 772 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:00,357 Tommy, you okay? 773 00:34:09,158 --> 00:34:11,410 - You think I'm villain? - What? 774 00:34:12,537 --> 00:34:15,999 This town, Greg... They don't want me. 775 00:34:17,499 --> 00:34:19,168 They don't understand me. They... 776 00:34:22,171 --> 00:34:23,756 Maybe I don't have what it take. 777 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:27,385 Yeah man. I know what you mean. 778 00:34:28,053 --> 00:34:29,512 - You do? - Yeah. 779 00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:32,222 My agent won't return my calls and... 780 00:34:33,182 --> 00:34:36,225 All I hear is no, all day, every day. It's... 781 00:34:36,227 --> 00:34:37,896 It's fucking hard, man. 782 00:34:41,106 --> 00:34:42,566 Nobody like me, Greg. 783 00:34:45,403 --> 00:34:46,696 Nobody give me chance. 784 00:34:48,238 --> 00:34:49,238 My whole life. 785 00:34:52,535 --> 00:34:54,579 But... Hey. We can't give up, right? 786 00:34:56,581 --> 00:34:57,581 [groans] 787 00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:01,043 Maybe not worth it, Greg. 788 00:35:01,878 --> 00:35:03,296 No, hey. Tommy, look at me. 789 00:35:04,088 --> 00:35:05,088 Look at me. 790 00:35:07,591 --> 00:35:09,341 When they told James Dean he wasn't good enough, 791 00:35:09,343 --> 00:35:10,387 did he listen to them? 792 00:35:12,097 --> 00:35:13,263 - No. - No. 793 00:35:13,597 --> 00:35:15,932 No. Fuck that, all right? He kept fighting, 794 00:35:15,934 --> 00:35:17,850 and he showed them all. 795 00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:19,092 And that's what we're gonna do. 796 00:35:22,023 --> 00:35:23,023 Remember? 797 00:35:23,899 --> 00:35:25,399 All right, we said we were gonna push each other. 798 00:35:25,401 --> 00:35:27,320 Never give up on our dreams, right? 799 00:35:29,071 --> 00:35:30,071 Come on. 800 00:35:35,912 --> 00:35:37,455 I just don't know how, Greg. 801 00:35:40,416 --> 00:35:41,959 Wish we could just make our own movie. 802 00:35:50,218 --> 00:35:51,594 That great idea. 803 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:53,928 It'll be great drama. 804 00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:55,306 Like the Tennessee Williams. 805 00:35:55,974 --> 00:35:59,142 So there this guy Johnny. A true American hero. 806 00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:00,309 To be played by me. 807 00:36:00,311 --> 00:36:01,604 He has it all. 808 00:36:01,979 --> 00:36:04,647 Good look, good job, many friends. 809 00:36:04,649 --> 00:36:07,819 Greg, how long is movie script? 810 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:11,821 And then this girl, this beautiful girl, 811 00:36:11,823 --> 00:36:13,740 she betray him. 812 00:36:13,742 --> 00:36:16,494 But then this Lisa sleep with best friend. 813 00:36:16,827 --> 00:36:18,370 We call best friend Mark. 814 00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:22,041 After Mark Damon from Talented Ripley Man. 815 00:36:23,334 --> 00:36:26,336 And then this guy Johnny, he go crazy. 816 00:36:26,338 --> 00:36:27,379 [shouting] 817 00:36:28,506 --> 00:36:31,843 He decide to kill himself in front of the world. 818 00:36:32,677 --> 00:36:34,635 And then he show them all. 819 00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:37,847 [laughing] That's great. 820 00:36:37,849 --> 00:36:40,517 And also maybe Johnny is vampire. We'll see. 821 00:36:40,852 --> 00:36:43,021 "Anything for my princess." 822 00:36:43,354 --> 00:36:45,854 After everything he do for everybody, 823 00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:47,316 why would they do this to him? 824 00:36:48,276 --> 00:36:51,151 My mind! Can't think. 825 00:36:51,153 --> 00:36:53,196 "Two is nice, but three a crowd." 826 00:36:53,198 --> 00:36:54,824 "Two is nice, but three a crowd." 827 00:36:57,785 --> 00:37:01,372 But it's real life. People act so strange these days. 828 00:37:03,207 --> 00:37:05,376 [screaming] 829 00:37:08,879 --> 00:37:09,879 You finished. 830 00:37:11,048 --> 00:37:12,381 This my masterpiece. 831 00:37:12,383 --> 00:37:14,593 Greatest drama since the Tennessee William. 832 00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:18,013 - The Room. - The Room. 833 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:20,058 Nobody read it yet. 834 00:37:21,017 --> 00:37:23,184 So today, you be first one. 835 00:37:23,186 --> 00:37:24,521 Yeah. All right. 836 00:37:27,731 --> 00:37:28,689 So read it. 837 00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:30,358 Oh, you want me to read it right now? 838 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,693 Yeah, what you think? 839 00:37:31,695 --> 00:37:33,405 Okay. The Room. 840 00:37:34,071 --> 00:37:36,030 [Tommy's voice] I'll do anything for my girl. 841 00:37:36,032 --> 00:37:37,198 You should marry Johnny. 842 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,744 Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love? 843 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:44,622 We can't do this anymore. 844 00:37:44,624 --> 00:37:47,332 I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. 845 00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:49,084 Anyway, how's your sex life? 846 00:37:49,086 --> 00:37:50,419 I don't think she's faithful to me. 847 00:37:50,421 --> 00:37:53,339 Life is complicated. The unexpected happens. 848 00:37:53,341 --> 00:37:54,631 In a few minutes, bitch. 849 00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:56,341 If a lot of people loved each other, 850 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:58,929 the world would be a better place to live. 851 00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:05,645 - Done. - [groans] 852 00:38:07,939 --> 00:38:08,940 Well what you think? 853 00:38:09,566 --> 00:38:11,606 I mean, it's great. That's... 854 00:38:11,608 --> 00:38:14,026 I just, I can't... I can't believe it, man. 855 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:15,361 You... You did this! 856 00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:16,948 And of course you play Mark. 857 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,198 You, you want me to play Mark in this? 858 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,950 Hey, big role. Second lead. 859 00:38:21,952 --> 00:38:24,995 Well, yeah, it's a huge role. Are you... Are you sure you... 860 00:38:24,997 --> 00:38:26,872 If you don't want to do it, fine. 861 00:38:26,874 --> 00:38:28,624 Maybe Johnny Depp available. 862 00:38:28,626 --> 00:38:31,376 No, no, no. I want it. I... I want the role. 863 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:32,544 I'll take it. 864 00:38:32,546 --> 00:38:35,131 It's like you say, Hollywood reject us, 865 00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:36,798 then we do it on our own. 866 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,010 Wait, you... You have the money to make this? 867 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,513 I have. It's no problem. 868 00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:43,372 You're really gonna make this thing? 869 00:38:43,474 --> 00:38:46,435 No, Greg. We are going to do it. 870 00:38:48,937 --> 00:38:49,937 Together. 871 00:38:53,485 --> 00:38:57,988 [both howling] 872 00:39:00,325 --> 00:39:02,075 ...and we're gonna have everything you need. 873 00:39:02,077 --> 00:39:04,243 We have a vast assortment of lenses. 874 00:39:04,245 --> 00:39:07,287 We've got cameras, both digital and film. 875 00:39:07,289 --> 00:39:08,997 - Here's our facility owner. - Hey, Bill. 876 00:39:08,999 --> 00:39:11,209 Come on over and meet Tommy and Greg. 877 00:39:11,211 --> 00:39:12,794 These are the guys I was telling you about. 878 00:39:12,796 --> 00:39:14,086 - Oh, hi. - How you doing, man? 879 00:39:14,088 --> 00:39:15,128 Hey, pleasure to meet you. 880 00:39:15,923 --> 00:39:17,763 - How long is the shoot? - As long as it takes. 881 00:39:17,841 --> 00:39:18,675 All right. 882 00:39:18,677 --> 00:39:21,135 We just wanna make it right, you know? 883 00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:22,928 Well, I think you're gonna find everything 884 00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:24,305 you need here at Birns and Sawyer. 885 00:39:24,307 --> 00:39:25,722 Our rental packages start at about... 886 00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:27,600 Wait, wait. I stop you right there. 887 00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:29,646 - Okay. - We don't rent. We buy. 888 00:39:31,856 --> 00:39:33,022 Is that not normal, or... 889 00:39:33,024 --> 00:39:34,481 Industry standard is pretty much that you 890 00:39:34,483 --> 00:39:36,109 would rent the equipment 891 00:39:36,111 --> 00:39:38,736 because it's so prohibitively expensive to own. 892 00:39:38,738 --> 00:39:40,365 Okay. I say no problem. 893 00:39:40,782 --> 00:39:42,658 Okay. I guess we'll buy. 894 00:39:43,033 --> 00:39:45,327 Wanna shoot 35 or HD? 895 00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:47,205 Well, we'll shoot both on this film. 896 00:39:47,497 --> 00:39:49,205 Digital and film? 897 00:39:49,207 --> 00:39:53,084 But you'd need, twice the crew, uh... twice the equipment, 898 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,751 I mean, hell, both... 899 00:39:54,753 --> 00:39:56,754 They're lit differently. It's just not done. 900 00:39:56,756 --> 00:39:58,798 - I have vision. - Tommy's a pioneer, man. 901 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,883 He, that's... He wants to go outside the box. 902 00:40:00,885 --> 00:40:01,885 That's what he does. 903 00:40:03,387 --> 00:40:04,763 So what? We have deal or what? 904 00:40:05,055 --> 00:40:06,099 Uh, let us discuss... 905 00:40:07,182 --> 00:40:08,182 Yeah. Just give us a minute, you know? It's just... 906 00:40:08,184 --> 00:40:09,892 You know, not normally how we do business. 907 00:40:09,894 --> 00:40:11,896 - This is weird. - Who buys equipment? 908 00:40:12,229 --> 00:40:13,396 Apparently this guy. 909 00:40:13,398 --> 00:40:15,064 [Tommy] I don't know about this guy. 910 00:40:15,066 --> 00:40:15,939 Does he have the money? 911 00:40:15,941 --> 00:40:17,649 I don't know if he has the money. 912 00:40:17,651 --> 00:40:20,111 We are a business, we sell stuff, let's sell it to him. 913 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,778 Okay. I have an idea. Follow my lead. 914 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:23,140 - What are you doing? - Okay, okay. 915 00:40:24,075 --> 00:40:25,535 Okay. So... 916 00:40:28,245 --> 00:40:30,370 We are able to sell you all the equipment you need. 917 00:40:30,372 --> 00:40:31,955 - Okay! - There we go! 918 00:40:31,957 --> 00:40:32,874 Now you say yes. 919 00:40:32,876 --> 00:40:34,334 And we're also 920 00:40:34,336 --> 00:40:37,211 willing to give it to you at a reduced rate, 921 00:40:37,213 --> 00:40:39,048 if you decide to shoot here in our studio. 922 00:40:39,256 --> 00:40:41,716 - What do you think? - We shoot here? 923 00:40:41,718 --> 00:40:43,885 Yeah. We want to be in business with you, Tommy. 924 00:40:43,887 --> 00:40:46,765 Okay. We make American movie with American discount. 925 00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:49,932 - Perfect. - Okay. That's a deal, all right? 926 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:54,104 ["Can't Get you Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue playing] 927 00:40:55,231 --> 00:40:57,106 - The character is Lisa. - Okay. Is she... 928 00:40:57,108 --> 00:41:01,443 you know, like, romantic, or a scientist, or... 929 00:41:01,445 --> 00:41:02,445 She's Lisa. 930 00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:04,738 - Okay. - All right. Now we do scene. 931 00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:05,740 Okay. 932 00:41:06,742 --> 00:41:08,283 Okay, okay. Well, Johnny should be here any minute. 933 00:41:08,285 --> 00:41:09,329 Now you're riding horse. 934 00:41:11,414 --> 00:41:13,749 Okay. Someone knock on door while you're riding horse. 935 00:41:14,626 --> 00:41:15,582 Who is it? 936 00:41:15,584 --> 00:41:18,420 It's like rain. Like sexy rain. 937 00:41:18,754 --> 00:41:20,546 So, I just want to introduce you to some people. 938 00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:22,926 Raphael, he's one of our most experienced DPs. 939 00:41:23,468 --> 00:41:26,135 - Ah, Director of Photography - Oh, right, DP. 940 00:41:26,137 --> 00:41:29,347 This is Sandy Schklair. He's a script supervisor on... 941 00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:31,140 - How many, Sandy? - Forty-seven shows. 942 00:41:31,142 --> 00:41:33,017 - Oh, wow. So many. - Forty-seven. 943 00:41:33,019 --> 00:41:34,185 That's a lot of movies. 944 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,106 - I'm Lisa. - Oh, that like cowboy. 945 00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:39,484 - She... She's a bit of a cowboy? - No. You do it like cowboy. 946 00:41:40,151 --> 00:41:41,191 I'm Lisa. 947 00:41:41,193 --> 00:41:43,111 I don't want cowboy. You're do like cowboy. 948 00:41:43,113 --> 00:41:44,653 - Are you cowboy? - No. 949 00:41:44,655 --> 00:41:46,321 Don't. Just do the opposite of that. 950 00:41:46,323 --> 00:41:47,280 - Do the opp... - [Greg] Yeah, yeah. 951 00:41:47,282 --> 00:41:48,993 Okay. Now you're playing saxophone. 952 00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:51,410 Am I still the cowboy? 953 00:41:51,412 --> 00:41:52,496 No. Just play saxophone. 954 00:41:52,747 --> 00:41:53,955 [imitating saxophone] 955 00:41:53,957 --> 00:41:55,122 Amy does hair and makeup. 956 00:41:55,124 --> 00:41:56,915 This is Safoya. She does costumes. 957 00:41:56,917 --> 00:41:58,878 What do you think, my character dress like this? 958 00:41:59,336 --> 00:42:02,463 Um... Maybe we can get rid of one of the belts. 959 00:42:02,465 --> 00:42:05,425 What? No. No way. Make my butt look good. 960 00:42:05,427 --> 00:42:06,341 - [chuckles] - Okay! 961 00:42:06,343 --> 00:42:07,553 Pretend I'm boyfriend. 962 00:42:08,470 --> 00:42:10,972 [screaming and crying] 963 00:42:10,974 --> 00:42:12,350 And... what do you do? 964 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:14,559 You remember Bill? You know Bill. Come on. 965 00:42:14,561 --> 00:42:16,685 - I sold you the equipment. - [laughing] Yeah. 966 00:42:16,687 --> 00:42:18,814 - Right. - Bill, I didn't know it was you. 967 00:42:19,441 --> 00:42:20,647 And action. 968 00:42:20,649 --> 00:42:21,774 I'm sorry, my darling. 969 00:42:21,776 --> 00:42:22,691 All right. No. Start it over. 970 00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:24,861 Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy. 971 00:42:24,863 --> 00:42:25,863 Okay. 972 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:32,660 - Good day, Mark. I misseth you. - [Tommy] That was great! 973 00:42:32,662 --> 00:42:34,954 - Don't break character! - Is Johnny there? 974 00:42:34,956 --> 00:42:36,580 Okay. Everybody hired. 975 00:42:36,582 --> 00:42:37,582 - Just like that? - Yeah. 976 00:42:37,876 --> 00:42:39,082 - [Sandy] Okay. - [Raphael] That was easy. 977 00:42:39,084 --> 00:42:41,169 You wanna, like, talk about the vision of the movie, though? 978 00:42:41,171 --> 00:42:43,171 Don't worry. We have plenty of time. We talk about all this. 979 00:42:43,173 --> 00:42:44,921 As the script supervisor, it would be really helpful 980 00:42:44,923 --> 00:42:46,423 if I could look at the script for the movie first. 981 00:42:46,425 --> 00:42:48,886 Everybody want script. Don't be greedy, okay? 982 00:42:49,512 --> 00:42:51,136 What we do, it's a little unconventional, and so... 983 00:42:51,138 --> 00:42:52,138 Okay. 984 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:53,516 You're licking ice cream cone. 985 00:42:55,684 --> 00:42:57,727 Okay, but it's really hot out, so it's melting. 986 00:42:57,729 --> 00:42:59,562 - Oh, okay. - You have to lick it. 987 00:42:59,564 --> 00:43:00,899 You better lick fast. 988 00:43:01,358 --> 00:43:02,899 [Greg] Oh, no. But now it's like brain freeze. 989 00:43:02,901 --> 00:43:04,566 - Too much at once. - Yeah. Get it all. 990 00:43:04,568 --> 00:43:06,151 Yeah, you gotta throw it all in... 991 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,611 Is this a real movie? 992 00:43:07,613 --> 00:43:09,030 - I really wanna be in a... - No. I stop you. 993 00:43:09,032 --> 00:43:10,030 I don't make porno. 994 00:43:10,032 --> 00:43:11,490 - Okay. - I just do ice cream. 995 00:43:11,492 --> 00:43:13,368 - I could try it again. - No. Don't try it again. 996 00:43:13,370 --> 00:43:14,537 You know what, you're hired. 997 00:43:14,745 --> 00:43:16,620 - Aww, thank you so much! - Okay! 998 00:43:16,622 --> 00:43:19,376 ["Epic" by Faith No More playing] 999 00:43:27,175 --> 00:43:30,093 ♪ Can you feel it, see it, hear it today ♪ 1000 00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:32,761 ♪ If you can't Then it doesn't matter anyway ♪ 1001 00:43:32,763 --> 00:43:35,472 ♪ You will never understand it 'Cause it happens too fast ♪ 1002 00:43:35,474 --> 00:43:38,102 ♪ And it feels so good It's like walking on glass ♪ 1003 00:43:38,519 --> 00:43:45,235 ♪ You want it all but you can't have it ♪ 1004 00:43:45,776 --> 00:43:47,818 Okay. Everyone, gather around. 1005 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:49,278 Gather around, everyone. 1006 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,405 Come on, don't be shy. 1007 00:43:50,407 --> 00:43:52,280 Everyone, come in. 1008 00:43:52,282 --> 00:43:55,785 I need cast, crew, Marcus. Marcus, come here. 1009 00:43:55,787 --> 00:43:56,787 Get in here. 1010 00:43:57,664 --> 00:44:01,082 This Marcus. He does video. Behind scenes, okay? 1011 00:44:01,084 --> 00:44:04,376 Get me now. Face, and eyes and for speech. 1012 00:44:04,378 --> 00:44:06,171 Yeah. Do some movement and stuff. 1013 00:44:06,631 --> 00:44:10,343 Okay! Today, our top of mountain day. 1014 00:44:11,385 --> 00:44:14,805 Today we take first steps on a great journey. 1015 00:44:15,265 --> 00:44:19,978 After today, which one of ourselves will ever be same? 1016 00:44:20,602 --> 00:44:24,441 This play work if chemistry between character make sense. 1017 00:44:25,149 --> 00:44:29,361 Human behavior. Betrayal. It applies to all of us. 1018 00:44:29,778 --> 00:44:30,988 It's in ourselves. 1019 00:44:32,448 --> 00:44:35,159 You love someone, what is love? 1020 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,454 You need to have spirit. Hope. 1021 00:44:38,245 --> 00:44:39,289 Be optimist. 1022 00:44:39,497 --> 00:44:43,165 But can you handle all your human behavior 1023 00:44:43,167 --> 00:44:45,959 and behavior of others? 1024 00:44:45,961 --> 00:44:48,546 Right? Right? See what I'm saying? 1025 00:44:48,548 --> 00:44:50,175 You don't wanna be good. 1026 00:44:52,135 --> 00:44:53,135 We're gonna be great. 1027 00:44:54,053 --> 00:44:58,347 Okay. I have one announcement. This is bathroom. 1028 00:44:58,349 --> 00:45:00,517 I spend many dollars on this. 1029 00:45:00,769 --> 00:45:02,727 It's for me only. Director only. Okay? 1030 00:45:02,729 --> 00:45:04,687 You know there's, like, a real bathroom 1031 00:45:04,689 --> 00:45:06,939 with, like, doors and everything right, right there. 1032 00:45:06,941 --> 00:45:09,399 This real movie set here. Real movie set. 1033 00:45:09,401 --> 00:45:11,026 You know? No Mickey Mouse stuff. 1034 00:45:11,028 --> 00:45:12,236 Copy that. 1035 00:45:12,238 --> 00:45:16,033 Okay. Enough pet talk. We make movie. The Room. 1036 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:20,535 - Yeah, The Room! Let's make a movie! - [crowd cheering] 1037 00:45:20,537 --> 00:45:22,537 Okay, let's see what you've got set up over here. 1038 00:45:22,539 --> 00:45:24,875 Great. We do alley scene. 1039 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:27,084 This set of the alleyway 1040 00:45:27,086 --> 00:45:29,629 looks exactly like the real alleyway out there. 1041 00:45:29,631 --> 00:45:32,339 That's right. That's why we doing Hollywood movie, right? 1042 00:45:32,341 --> 00:45:34,101 Why don't we just shoot in the real alleyway? 1043 00:45:35,053 --> 00:45:36,680 Because it's real Hollywood movie. 1044 00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:38,763 - No, yeah, sounds good. - Okay. 1045 00:45:38,765 --> 00:45:41,432 We need other camera right now. Right here next to this one. 1046 00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:43,225 - Digital camera. - Yeah. Sorry about that. Get the kit. 1047 00:45:43,227 --> 00:45:44,561 Let's go, everybody. Come on. 1048 00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:47,021 Let's go. It's with Denny and Chris R. 1049 00:45:47,023 --> 00:45:48,731 What do I say? 1050 00:45:48,733 --> 00:45:51,191 Okay. We go over lines. Don't worry, don't worry. 1051 00:45:51,193 --> 00:45:53,362 You deal with the light, I deal with the actor, okay? 1052 00:45:53,655 --> 00:45:54,486 [Raphael] All right, people. 1053 00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:55,655 [Tommy] You play basketball here. 1054 00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:57,240 And this guy come over, Chris R. 1055 00:45:57,242 --> 00:46:00,410 Chris R come over and demand money, okay? 1056 00:46:00,412 --> 00:46:03,747 Cock sucking motherfucker! Five fucking minutes! 1057 00:46:04,082 --> 00:46:05,164 Jesus Christ. 1058 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:07,417 - Fuck you. - You good? Any questions? 1059 00:46:07,419 --> 00:46:10,377 Yeah. Uh... How, how old is my character supposed to be? 1060 00:46:10,379 --> 00:46:12,921 Like your age. Like 15, 16 year old boy. 1061 00:46:12,923 --> 00:46:14,423 I... I'm 26. 1062 00:46:14,425 --> 00:46:16,091 Same thing, okay? You look great. 1063 00:46:16,093 --> 00:46:17,593 And, and, uh, sorry. Uh... 1064 00:46:17,595 --> 00:46:19,261 Can I call him Chris instead of Chris R? 1065 00:46:19,263 --> 00:46:20,595 It's just, I don't know why... 1066 00:46:20,597 --> 00:46:22,807 No. His name Chris R. You call him Chris R. 1067 00:46:22,809 --> 00:46:24,725 Cock sucking motherfucker! 1068 00:46:24,727 --> 00:46:26,519 My God, this guy monster. 1069 00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:28,273 - Fuck, fuck! - Okay, we go. 1070 00:46:28,939 --> 00:46:31,443 And don't be Brando today. You might hurt yourself. 1071 00:46:32,610 --> 00:46:34,570 Okay. Okay. 1072 00:46:35,613 --> 00:46:36,906 All right. Picture's up. 1073 00:46:38,282 --> 00:46:41,783 Let's roll camera, roll sound. Scene 109, take one. 1074 00:46:41,785 --> 00:46:42,785 Speed. 1075 00:46:43,245 --> 00:46:44,789 - [basketball bouncing] - Action. 1076 00:46:49,961 --> 00:46:50,961 Hey, Denny. 1077 00:46:51,296 --> 00:46:52,754 Hey Chris R. I was looking for ya. 1078 00:46:52,756 --> 00:46:54,964 Yeah. Sure you were. 1079 00:46:54,966 --> 00:46:57,594 - You have my money, right? - You wanna play some HORSE? 1080 00:46:58,135 --> 00:46:59,803 I don't wanna play some fucking HORSE. 1081 00:47:00,555 --> 00:47:02,640 Where is my fucking money? 1082 00:47:04,142 --> 00:47:05,807 It's coming, it's coming. 1083 00:47:05,809 --> 00:47:08,144 What do you mean, "It's coming?" 1084 00:47:08,146 --> 00:47:11,691 Just give me five minutes. 1085 00:47:12,566 --> 00:47:14,652 Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Denny? 1086 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,694 I don't have five fucking minutes! 1087 00:47:17,696 --> 00:47:19,405 - Where's my fucking money, Denny? - [Denny groans] 1088 00:47:19,407 --> 00:47:21,698 - [Denny panting, gasping] - Tell me where my fucking money is, Denny. 1089 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,700 Where's my fucking money, Denny? 1090 00:47:23,702 --> 00:47:25,102 - Goddamn it! - No. God, please, no! 1091 00:47:25,622 --> 00:47:27,830 - Where is my fucking money? - I don't have any! 1092 00:47:27,832 --> 00:47:29,499 - [Denny crying] - [Tommy] Okay, okay! 1093 00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:30,749 - Okay, okay. - Cut, cut, cut. 1094 00:47:30,751 --> 00:47:34,630 Cut, cut. Oh, my God, man. 1095 00:47:35,465 --> 00:47:37,464 Wow. You like monster, right? 1096 00:47:37,466 --> 00:47:39,591 - [Tommy] Little boy, you okay? - [Greg] You okay, man? 1097 00:47:39,593 --> 00:47:41,010 - [Tommy] Little boy. - [Greg] So good! 1098 00:47:41,012 --> 00:47:45,305 Oh, man. That's real. That acting like real life. 1099 00:47:45,307 --> 00:47:47,475 Great one. Great take, everyone. 1100 00:47:47,477 --> 00:47:50,477 - Good job. All right. - [clapping and murmuring] 1101 00:47:50,479 --> 00:47:51,479 Action. 1102 00:47:52,439 --> 00:47:53,897 Who do you think you are? You're acting like a kid. 1103 00:47:53,899 --> 00:47:55,733 - Just grow up. - Hey, who you calling "kid"? 1104 00:47:55,735 --> 00:47:57,335 Chill out, Mark. I'm just trying to help. 1105 00:47:57,528 --> 00:47:58,944 You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you? 1106 00:47:58,946 --> 00:47:59,990 What? 1107 00:48:01,157 --> 00:48:03,343 Okay, cut. Greg, come here. I need to talk to you, okay? 1108 00:48:03,367 --> 00:48:04,742 What's going on, man? 1109 00:48:04,744 --> 00:48:06,702 - You gotta be aggressive. - I know. I know. 1110 00:48:06,704 --> 00:48:08,454 This is your moment. Go to edge of your moment. 1111 00:48:08,456 --> 00:48:09,916 All right? Intensity. 1112 00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:11,582 - Be aggressive. - Yeah. 1113 00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:13,251 - All right. - Great drama. 1114 00:48:13,253 --> 00:48:16,006 - Intensity, emotion. - Thanks, Tommy. Thank you. Yes. 1115 00:48:16,338 --> 00:48:17,338 Okay. Okay. We go again. We go again. 1116 00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:19,673 [Raphael] Okay. Here we go, people. 1117 00:48:19,675 --> 00:48:21,385 - [Raphael] Ready? Set. - [Tommy] Okay. 1118 00:48:21,885 --> 00:48:23,428 - [Tommy] Ready. - [man] Speed. 1119 00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:24,723 And action. 1120 00:48:26,682 --> 00:48:28,122 Wait a sec. Who do you think you are? 1121 00:48:28,392 --> 00:48:30,184 You're acting like a kid. Just grow up. 1122 00:48:30,186 --> 00:48:31,394 Hey, who you calling "kid"? 1123 00:48:31,396 --> 00:48:33,856 Look, chill out, Mark. I'm just trying to help. 1124 00:48:35,733 --> 00:48:37,358 You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you? 1125 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,360 What? 1126 00:48:38,570 --> 00:48:39,901 - I'm right, aren't I? - What? 1127 00:48:39,903 --> 00:48:42,072 [shouts] What are you, nuts? 1128 00:48:42,657 --> 00:48:44,242 - [groans] - Cut! 1129 00:48:44,742 --> 00:48:48,118 - Wow, Greg! Give me five! - [applause] 1130 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,287 - Yeah? Better? - Yeah. So intense! 1131 00:48:50,289 --> 00:48:51,289 Next. 1132 00:48:53,334 --> 00:48:54,918 Hello. How can I help you? 1133 00:48:55,253 --> 00:48:58,213 I'd like to cash this check if, uh, possible. 1134 00:49:00,758 --> 00:49:02,675 Okay. Is, uh, 20s okay? 1135 00:49:02,677 --> 00:49:04,220 - It went through? - Yeah. 1136 00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:08,265 That is shocking. [chuckle] There's actually money in there? 1137 00:49:09,017 --> 00:49:10,767 This account? 1138 00:49:10,769 --> 00:49:12,727 [whispering] It's like a bottomless pit. 1139 00:49:12,729 --> 00:49:13,852 - [whispering] Really? - Yeah. 1140 00:49:13,854 --> 00:49:15,021 - Tommy? - Yeah. 1141 00:49:15,023 --> 00:49:16,522 So, uh... what's the deal? 1142 00:49:16,524 --> 00:49:18,652 - Do you work with this guy? - Yeah. He's a filmmaker. 1143 00:49:19,235 --> 00:49:20,151 - Oh. - Yeah. 1144 00:49:20,153 --> 00:49:21,526 Working with him on a movie right now. 1145 00:49:21,528 --> 00:49:23,113 - Okay. - You a movie fan? 1146 00:49:24,282 --> 00:49:25,950 - Is it a period piece? - No. 1147 00:49:26,367 --> 00:49:27,367 Nah. 1148 00:49:27,910 --> 00:49:29,035 More spray. More spray. 1149 00:49:29,037 --> 00:49:30,243 [woman] You did a great job yesterday. 1150 00:49:30,245 --> 00:49:32,085 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - [Tommy] Hi, Mark. 1151 00:49:32,457 --> 00:49:35,752 Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. 1152 00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:38,253 - Hi, Mark. - Hey, Tommy. 1153 00:49:38,463 --> 00:49:39,419 Hi, Greg. 1154 00:49:39,421 --> 00:49:41,046 Dude, first day in front of the camera. 1155 00:49:41,048 --> 00:49:42,964 How are you feeling? You excited? Nervous? 1156 00:49:42,966 --> 00:49:45,176 Nervous? Why you say that? I'm not nervous. 1157 00:49:45,178 --> 00:49:46,178 Oh, no. Um... 1158 00:49:46,553 --> 00:49:47,678 - Hi Mark. - Oh, just, um... 1159 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,263 Man, before my first scene I was like... 1160 00:49:49,265 --> 00:49:51,348 - I almost threw up. And it was... - You think I'm nervous? 1161 00:49:51,350 --> 00:49:53,309 - Not at all, not at all. I just- - Who says I'm nervous? 1162 00:49:53,311 --> 00:49:55,060 Fine. More spray. 1163 00:49:55,062 --> 00:49:57,312 - It's gonna look really wet. - No. It's gonna look good. 1164 00:49:57,314 --> 00:49:59,108 It look good. I know how it look. 1165 00:49:59,316 --> 00:50:01,359 Just wanna say good luck, man. You're gonna do great. 1166 00:50:01,361 --> 00:50:03,655 Guys. Uh... We're five minutes away from shooting. 1167 00:50:03,821 --> 00:50:05,488 - Great scene yesterday. - Thanks. 1168 00:50:05,490 --> 00:50:06,990 Whatever, you do great scene yesterday. 1169 00:50:06,992 --> 00:50:09,242 Maybe you think I don't do great scene. 1170 00:50:09,244 --> 00:50:11,495 - Tommy, not at all. - Where wardrobe girl? 1171 00:50:11,829 --> 00:50:14,247 - I'm sure she's... - Where wardrobe girl? 1172 00:50:14,249 --> 00:50:15,164 Right here. Right here. 1173 00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,124 Where you been? I been looking all over. 1174 00:50:17,126 --> 00:50:18,376 I just went to get ties. 1175 00:50:18,378 --> 00:50:20,961 We're ready now. Too late. Already dressed. 1176 00:50:20,963 --> 00:50:22,379 But none of that matches. I... 1177 00:50:22,381 --> 00:50:24,256 Look, it's his first day under the camera. He's just nervous. 1178 00:50:24,258 --> 00:50:26,466 Don't talk about me, Greg, I hear you. 1179 00:50:26,468 --> 00:50:27,301 Okay, sorry. 1180 00:50:27,303 --> 00:50:29,013 I have ears, for your information. 1181 00:50:29,472 --> 00:50:31,305 Are you gonna film with all that stuff in your pocket? 1182 00:50:31,307 --> 00:50:32,725 I keep my stuff, sweetie. 1183 00:50:33,852 --> 00:50:36,227 Okay. Can I at least take a photo for continuity? 1184 00:50:36,229 --> 00:50:37,812 Continuity in your forehead. 1185 00:50:37,814 --> 00:50:40,231 - What does that even mean? - Don't take it personally. 1186 00:50:40,233 --> 00:50:41,231 He's in a crazy space. 1187 00:50:41,233 --> 00:50:42,859 We're gonna need five more minutes for lighting. 1188 00:50:42,861 --> 00:50:43,861 No. I'm ready now! 1189 00:50:44,361 --> 00:50:46,821 Let's go. Let's go, Sandy, come on. 1190 00:50:46,823 --> 00:50:51,202 - Ready to roll. Set. Ready. And action. - Let's do it! 1191 00:50:56,499 --> 00:50:58,209 What line? What is line? 1192 00:50:59,376 --> 00:51:02,377 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1193 00:51:02,379 --> 00:51:05,341 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1194 00:51:05,550 --> 00:51:06,550 'Kay. 1195 00:51:09,887 --> 00:51:10,887 Action. 1196 00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:16,559 What is line? 1197 00:51:18,354 --> 00:51:21,272 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1198 00:51:21,274 --> 00:51:23,735 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1199 00:51:29,907 --> 00:51:34,202 Scene 112. Take 13. Mark it. Action. 1200 00:51:34,204 --> 00:51:35,412 I did not hit her. I... 1201 00:51:36,664 --> 00:51:38,414 Okay. Okay. Line? 1202 00:51:38,416 --> 00:51:39,874 [all in unison] I did not hit her. 1203 00:51:39,876 --> 00:51:42,669 It's not true. It's bullshit. 1204 00:51:42,671 --> 00:51:47,506 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1205 00:51:47,508 --> 00:51:49,468 Take 17. Action. 1206 00:51:50,762 --> 00:51:51,760 I hit her. 1207 00:51:51,762 --> 00:51:53,553 No! Do you want to change the line? 1208 00:51:53,555 --> 00:51:55,305 Script is script. Script stays same. 1209 00:51:55,307 --> 00:51:57,767 You're doing great, man. We'll get there. 1210 00:51:57,769 --> 00:52:01,771 Action. Action. Action! Action! 1211 00:52:01,773 --> 00:52:04,274 You have to say it loud. I can't hear you in here. 1212 00:52:05,610 --> 00:52:07,778 - Say "Action" so I can hear. - Okay. 1213 00:52:09,196 --> 00:52:10,240 - [door slams] - Action! 1214 00:52:11,615 --> 00:52:15,200 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1215 00:52:15,202 --> 00:52:19,539 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1216 00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:20,832 What the f... Where are you looking? 1217 00:52:20,834 --> 00:52:22,961 It doesn't work if you're looking at the camera. 1218 00:52:23,294 --> 00:52:26,673 - What? - Take 67. Action. 1219 00:52:27,881 --> 00:52:30,258 It's not true. I did not hit her. It's bullshit... 1220 00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:31,302 [groans] 1221 00:52:32,303 --> 00:52:33,638 [groaning] 1222 00:52:33,972 --> 00:52:37,182 All right. I'm gonna fucking... try something. I don't know. 1223 00:52:38,142 --> 00:52:39,892 - Fuck! - Hey, hey, hey. 1224 00:52:39,894 --> 00:52:40,977 - What? - Okay, um... 1225 00:52:40,979 --> 00:52:42,227 Maybe, maybe just use this. 1226 00:52:42,229 --> 00:52:43,396 You know, I think it'll help you take your mind off... 1227 00:52:43,398 --> 00:52:45,064 - Water bottle? - Hey, listen, listen. 1228 00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:46,481 What do you always say to me, all right? 1229 00:52:46,483 --> 00:52:48,484 Intensity. Show emotion. Throw it. 1230 00:52:48,486 --> 00:52:49,776 Do something crazy. Use the bottle. 1231 00:52:49,778 --> 00:52:50,863 - Oh, show emotion. - Yes. 1232 00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:52,655 That's easy part. 1233 00:52:52,657 --> 00:52:54,115 Why don't you say that to me before, Greg? 1234 00:52:54,117 --> 00:52:56,277 - I don't know. I didn't... - [softly] You see, Greg... 1235 00:52:56,785 --> 00:52:58,160 These other guys, these other people, 1236 00:52:58,162 --> 00:53:00,245 they don't care like you care, you know? 1237 00:53:00,247 --> 00:53:01,872 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. We do this together. 1238 00:53:01,874 --> 00:53:04,335 - Me and you, man. You got this. - Show emotion. 1239 00:53:04,586 --> 00:53:06,463 - Okay. I do it. - Okay. All right. 1240 00:53:06,796 --> 00:53:08,715 - All right. - All right, let's see. 1241 00:53:09,173 --> 00:53:11,383 Oh, we got a bottle now. Look out. 1242 00:53:12,427 --> 00:53:13,427 [Sandy] Action! 1243 00:53:14,345 --> 00:53:17,095 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1244 00:53:17,097 --> 00:53:19,515 I did not hit her. I did not! 1245 00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:22,062 - [bottle clatters] - Oh, hi, Mark. 1246 00:53:25,356 --> 00:53:27,356 [all cheering] 1247 00:53:27,358 --> 00:53:28,567 I got it! 1248 00:53:30,528 --> 00:53:33,696 [cheering and whooping] 1249 00:53:33,698 --> 00:53:36,201 - We got that? - Okay. Moving on now. 1250 00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:38,785 [Amber] Hey, babe. 1251 00:53:39,329 --> 00:53:40,329 [Amber laughing] Hey. 1252 00:53:43,499 --> 00:53:44,499 Babe! 1253 00:53:45,669 --> 00:53:47,334 [laughing] Wanna take a break? 1254 00:53:47,336 --> 00:53:49,294 - Um... - How's it going? 1255 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:50,381 Are you feeling good? 1256 00:53:50,881 --> 00:53:54,718 I am. I am. Yeah. Feels like it's coming together. 1257 00:53:55,345 --> 00:53:56,593 - Good. - Yeah. 1258 00:53:56,595 --> 00:53:57,720 Tommy is... 1259 00:53:57,722 --> 00:53:59,513 - Tommy is... - Settling. 1260 00:53:59,515 --> 00:54:01,223 Yeah. He's, he's stressed. 1261 00:54:01,225 --> 00:54:03,392 You know? He, he did his first scene, 1262 00:54:03,394 --> 00:54:05,477 which, uh, took a million takes. 1263 00:54:05,479 --> 00:54:06,729 But, oh, acting it. 1264 00:54:06,731 --> 00:54:08,689 But, you know, he's, he's, the director too. 1265 00:54:08,691 --> 00:54:09,524 And so that's like... 1266 00:54:09,526 --> 00:54:10,524 It's a lot. A lot to think about. 1267 00:54:10,526 --> 00:54:12,401 Acting, directing, producing. 1268 00:54:12,403 --> 00:54:14,696 So he's doing, he's doing great. He'll get there. 1269 00:54:14,698 --> 00:54:15,698 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1270 00:54:16,532 --> 00:54:20,452 What do you do if it turns out really bad? 1271 00:54:21,245 --> 00:54:23,705 - Like... - It's not gonna be bad. 1272 00:54:23,707 --> 00:54:25,875 Like, if it turns out terrible. 1273 00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:27,374 - Would you, can you... - That would, that would... 1274 00:54:27,376 --> 00:54:30,086 - ...take it off your IMDB? - ...suck but... 1275 00:54:30,088 --> 00:54:31,754 But it feels good. It feels good. 1276 00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:33,464 And it's, like, you know when it's working or not, 1277 00:54:33,466 --> 00:54:35,633 and it's, it's really working. 1278 00:54:35,635 --> 00:54:36,635 - Good. - Yeah. 1279 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,931 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. 1280 00:54:41,599 --> 00:54:43,640 One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad 1281 00:54:43,642 --> 00:54:45,600 she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. 1282 00:54:45,602 --> 00:54:46,935 (laughs) 1283 00:54:46,937 --> 00:54:48,814 - What a story, Mark. - [Sandy] Cut. 1284 00:54:50,691 --> 00:54:51,899 [whispering] Why is he laughing? 1285 00:54:51,901 --> 00:54:53,359 - I have no idea. - Weird time to laugh. 1286 00:54:53,361 --> 00:54:54,276 [normal voice] Uh... 1287 00:54:54,278 --> 00:54:56,611 Why don't we go one more time, and uh, 1288 00:54:56,613 --> 00:54:59,073 let's just get a different reaction to the story, okay? 1289 00:54:59,075 --> 00:55:01,950 Uh... Let's uh, let's roll with tail slate. 1290 00:55:01,952 --> 00:55:03,192 - [crew member] Rolling. - Okay. 1291 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:04,995 - Everyone set? - [Tommy] Yeah. 1292 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:07,082 Ready, and, uh, action. 1293 00:55:07,959 --> 00:55:10,294 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. 1294 00:55:10,961 --> 00:55:13,296 One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, 1295 00:55:13,298 --> 00:55:15,548 she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. 1296 00:55:15,550 --> 00:55:16,550 [Tommy laughs] 1297 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,927 - What a story, Mark. - [Sandy] Cut! 1298 00:55:19,387 --> 00:55:22,807 - [Sandy] Oh, God. Okay. Uh... - [crew muttering] 1299 00:55:26,144 --> 00:55:27,354 Hey, uh... 1300 00:55:28,271 --> 00:55:30,981 So, the story he's telling you, 1301 00:55:31,774 --> 00:55:34,734 - the one you yourself wrote. - Yeah? 1302 00:55:34,736 --> 00:55:36,446 It's not a funny story, Tommy. 1303 00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:39,571 Yeah. I thought, I thought this was a serious scene, Tommy. 1304 00:55:39,573 --> 00:55:41,117 - Yeah. Why are you laughing? - Okay. 1305 00:55:41,408 --> 00:55:44,495 Well, sometimes people do crazy things. Right? 1306 00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:46,079 Human behavior. 1307 00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:50,082 Okay, fair enough. Maybe just get one 1308 00:55:50,084 --> 00:55:52,126 where you don't laugh at the story. Okay? 1309 00:55:52,128 --> 00:55:53,963 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 1310 00:55:54,171 --> 00:55:55,879 - Okay? - Yeah. 1311 00:55:55,881 --> 00:55:57,048 Okay, we still rolling? 1312 00:55:57,050 --> 00:55:58,006 [female crew member] We're still rolling. 1313 00:55:58,008 --> 00:55:59,425 - Okay, we're set. - Okay, we'll pick it up. 1314 00:55:59,427 --> 00:56:01,343 - [female crew member] Go. - All right. Set speed. 1315 00:56:01,345 --> 00:56:03,180 Ready, and action. 1316 00:56:03,847 --> 00:56:06,350 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. 1317 00:56:06,975 --> 00:56:09,352 One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, 1318 00:56:09,354 --> 00:56:11,479 she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street. 1319 00:56:11,481 --> 00:56:14,693 [laughing] What a story, Mark. 1320 00:56:15,776 --> 00:56:17,609 - Cut! - He's not gonna listen to you. 1321 00:56:17,611 --> 00:56:19,153 We're gonna be here all night. Just call it. 1322 00:56:19,155 --> 00:56:21,863 All right. Cut, check it. Great. I think we got it. 1323 00:56:21,865 --> 00:56:23,659 Okay, great. Check gate. 1324 00:56:27,372 --> 00:56:28,498 It's human behavior. 1325 00:56:30,207 --> 00:56:32,792 He knows nothing about filmmaking. 1326 00:56:32,794 --> 00:56:35,169 He's a complete idiot. I don't even think he's seen a movie. 1327 00:56:35,171 --> 00:56:36,963 He's clearly never been on a set before. 1328 00:56:36,965 --> 00:56:38,214 What? Have you ever heard about someone 1329 00:56:38,216 --> 00:56:39,339 producing, directing... 1330 00:56:39,341 --> 00:56:41,091 This guy doesn't know anything. 1331 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:42,218 Talking all the time. 1332 00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:43,720 Who gives this guy money? 1333 00:56:43,722 --> 00:56:45,388 Oh, I don't even want to get into that. 1334 00:56:45,390 --> 00:56:47,110 That's something I don't even want to probe. 1335 00:56:50,894 --> 00:56:51,896 Oh, wow. 1336 00:56:52,229 --> 00:56:53,398 I love burrito. 1337 00:56:56,483 --> 00:56:58,068 Uh, Tommy. So, um... 1338 00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:00,694 The reason we brought you here 1339 00:57:00,696 --> 00:57:03,238 is because we've, we've been talking, 1340 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:07,077 and... we decided that we want to move in together. 1341 00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:09,162 Oh... 1342 00:57:10,999 --> 00:57:12,250 I sorry. 1343 00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:13,877 Impossible. 1344 00:57:14,251 --> 00:57:16,336 I have no room for three people in my place. 1345 00:57:16,338 --> 00:57:19,964 Oh, no. That's, that's not what I mean. Um... 1346 00:57:19,966 --> 00:57:21,423 No, Greg's gonna move in with me. 1347 00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:23,091 Yeah... 1348 00:57:23,093 --> 00:57:24,093 What? 1349 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:27,013 Well, you, you know. We've been going out 1350 00:57:27,015 --> 00:57:28,890 for a little while now, and it just... 1351 00:57:28,892 --> 00:57:30,475 Kinda felt like the right next step. 1352 00:57:30,477 --> 00:57:31,350 [both] The right time. 1353 00:57:31,352 --> 00:57:32,352 Exactly. 1354 00:57:38,526 --> 00:57:39,526 What about movie? 1355 00:57:39,778 --> 00:57:40,778 What about it? 1356 00:57:41,613 --> 00:57:43,278 What... Living together and the movie 1357 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,740 have nothing to do with each other. 1358 00:57:45,742 --> 00:57:46,742 Oh. 1359 00:57:47,035 --> 00:57:48,745 Tommy, I'll, I'll see you on Monday. 1360 00:57:49,704 --> 00:57:50,704 I'll be there. 1361 00:57:54,709 --> 00:57:55,919 I have to go to bathroom. 1362 00:57:56,794 --> 00:57:58,128 Wait. Tommy, Tommy. 1363 00:57:58,421 --> 00:58:00,046 Dude, just cause I'm moving out 1364 00:58:00,048 --> 00:58:02,088 doesn't mean we're not gonna see each other anymore. 1365 00:58:03,968 --> 00:58:04,968 It's all right. 1366 00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:06,468 It could've been worse, I guess. 1367 00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:07,260 Yeah. 1368 00:58:07,262 --> 00:58:10,808 [enraged screaming] 1369 00:58:11,267 --> 00:58:13,602 [groaning] 1370 00:58:14,312 --> 00:58:16,856 - Everybody betray me! - [groans] 1371 00:58:18,108 --> 00:58:19,316 Oh, my foot. 1372 00:58:21,318 --> 00:58:22,528 I hurt my foot. 1373 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:25,615 Just another day at the office. 1374 00:58:25,948 --> 00:58:29,117 - Can you not right now? - I need more lights over here. 1375 00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:32,662 - You, help him, you, too. - Greg. 1376 00:58:32,664 --> 00:58:33,999 I need this look like Titanic. 1377 00:58:34,249 --> 00:58:35,792 - The Titanic? - Yeah, that one. 1378 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:38,043 - Yeah, yeah, trust me. It does. - Okay. 1379 00:58:38,294 --> 00:58:39,669 - Okay, okay. We go. - Tommy, Tommy, 1380 00:58:39,671 --> 00:58:41,169 this is not necessary. 1381 00:58:41,171 --> 00:58:42,839 Ver... Very necessary. Very... 1382 00:58:42,841 --> 00:58:45,008 I need to show my ass to sell this movie. 1383 00:58:45,010 --> 00:58:47,387 - That's not true... - At least we have a closed set. 1384 00:58:47,595 --> 00:58:51,472 Not closed set. Open set. Life is not closed set. 1385 00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:54,352 I want everyone to see. You especially. 1386 00:58:54,602 --> 00:58:55,892 Wh... Why? What? 1387 00:58:55,894 --> 00:58:58,229 Brad Pitt do this in The Legend of the Fall. 1388 00:58:58,231 --> 00:58:59,231 Julie, are you okay? 1389 00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:01,858 Could we maybe just put on some music to get in the mood? 1390 00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,359 Like maybe a little Alicia Keys... 1391 00:59:03,361 --> 00:59:04,861 I'm sorry, we're not here to promote 1392 00:59:04,863 --> 00:59:06,611 other people's work. All right? 1393 00:59:06,613 --> 00:59:08,823 We go. Okay? Rolling? 1394 00:59:08,825 --> 00:59:10,869 Wait. Wait. Wait. Cut, cut. What is this? 1395 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,702 - What is this? This disgusting? - It's my body. 1396 00:59:13,704 --> 00:59:15,831 No, this, pimples on the... Makeup! 1397 00:59:16,041 --> 00:59:17,957 Makeup, come fix this disgusting body. 1398 00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:19,667 Tommy! Stop it. What the fuck? 1399 00:59:19,669 --> 00:59:21,879 Juliette, I'm so sorry. I'm so... 1400 00:59:22,379 --> 00:59:24,421 Dude, what... What are you doing? Why are you acting like this? 1401 00:59:24,423 --> 00:59:27,591 This American movie. She need to look sexy. Beautiful 1402 00:59:27,593 --> 00:59:29,553 - Come here. Come on. - What? 1403 00:59:30,472 --> 00:59:32,680 - Fuck, man. - I know I'm hard on her. 1404 00:59:32,682 --> 00:59:34,222 Yeah you're hard... It's not just that. 1405 00:59:34,224 --> 00:59:35,682 What's going on with you? 1406 00:59:35,684 --> 00:59:37,728 Stanley Kubrick. He nice to actor? 1407 00:59:38,229 --> 00:59:40,607 Alfred Hitchcock? Let me tell you something, Greg. 1408 00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,397 He do this movie, Birds. 1409 00:59:42,399 --> 00:59:43,566 Yeah, I'm aware of The Birds. 1410 00:59:43,568 --> 00:59:45,984 On this movie, he terrified the actors. 1411 00:59:45,986 --> 00:59:47,278 - He locked them in rooms. - Tommy... 1412 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,865 He throw birds at them. Real birds! 1413 00:59:50,992 --> 00:59:52,075 Nasty stuff. 1414 00:59:52,077 --> 00:59:53,745 The actors, they cry every day. 1415 00:59:54,037 --> 00:59:57,705 This movie win every award. Is Mr. Hitchcock bad man? 1416 00:59:57,707 --> 00:59:59,247 No. He great director! 1417 00:59:59,249 --> 01:00:00,582 Yeah, but he was an asshole 1418 01:00:00,584 --> 01:00:02,751 and I bet he didn't direct with his fucking dick out. 1419 01:00:02,753 --> 01:00:05,713 Oh, really? Well, maybe we check the record, okay? 1420 01:00:05,715 --> 01:00:07,423 You know, for your information, 1421 01:00:07,425 --> 01:00:10,593 the word director come from dictator. Rest my case. 1422 01:00:10,595 --> 01:00:12,761 You can't treat them like this. It's not right. 1423 01:00:12,763 --> 01:00:14,013 I treat them how I treat them. 1424 01:00:14,015 --> 01:00:15,722 If anyone needs to be upset here, 1425 01:00:15,724 --> 01:00:17,015 - it's me, quite frankly. - What? 1426 01:00:17,017 --> 01:00:19,310 I give them job. I give them salary. 1427 01:00:19,312 --> 01:00:21,854 I already spend five million dollar on this movie, Greg. 1428 01:00:21,856 --> 01:00:23,939 Five... Are you kidding me? Five million dollars? 1429 01:00:23,941 --> 01:00:25,233 And they are not grateful. 1430 01:00:25,235 --> 01:00:26,776 Nobody respect my vision. 1431 01:00:26,778 --> 01:00:29,278 I know what they say, Greg, I hear them. 1432 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,488 Nobody trust me. Not even you, Greg! 1433 01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:34,575 - That's... What are you... - See, you don't even trust me. 1434 01:00:34,577 --> 01:00:36,118 - Hey, Tommy, Tommy, hey! - Let's go! Let's go. 1435 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,995 - Be nice to her! Be nice to her! - Juliette, let's go. 1436 01:00:37,997 --> 01:00:40,372 - Let's go. - Juliette. Hey, hey... 1437 01:00:40,374 --> 01:00:43,167 If you're not comfortable, tell me, okay? 1438 01:00:43,169 --> 01:00:45,839 - I can do it. It's fine. - All right, roll it. 1439 01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:48,966 Ready, and action. 1440 01:00:54,513 --> 01:00:56,138 (disgusted sounds) 1441 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,807 I think you're aiming a little bit high. 1442 01:00:57,809 --> 01:01:00,435 I aim where I aim. Just do the scene. 1443 01:01:00,437 --> 01:01:02,562 Why is he having sex with her bellybutton? 1444 01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:03,687 [Raphael, softly] Oh, my God. 1445 01:01:03,689 --> 01:01:05,397 He knows where her vagina is, right? 1446 01:01:05,399 --> 01:01:09,234 Okay. Cut. I need more passion. And this, this still disgusting. 1447 01:01:09,236 --> 01:01:11,613 - You don't clean it. - [Raphael] Fuck that, okay. 1448 01:01:11,823 --> 01:01:13,905 You embarrass that girl in front of the entire crew, 1449 01:01:13,907 --> 01:01:15,408 you're a dead man. 1450 01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:18,118 Oh, really? I'm dead man, I'm dead man? [Greg shouting in background] 1451 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,162 Everyone, everyone calm down. Jesus. Come on. 1452 01:01:20,164 --> 01:01:21,580 Juliette, you need a break. Take a break. 1453 01:01:21,582 --> 01:01:22,332 I'm okay. 1454 01:01:22,334 --> 01:01:23,124 She okay. 1455 01:01:23,126 --> 01:01:23,832 All right, well, I need a break. 1456 01:01:23,834 --> 01:01:24,914 - Then you're fired! - What? 1457 01:01:25,461 --> 01:01:26,084 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 1458 01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:27,002 [Sandy] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1459 01:01:27,004 --> 01:01:29,046 I know what you say. I hear you. And you. 1460 01:01:29,048 --> 01:01:31,381 And you, and you. I hear everybody. 1461 01:01:31,383 --> 01:01:32,300 [Sandy] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1462 01:01:32,302 --> 01:01:33,426 Wh... What the fuck are you talking about? 1463 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:34,804 Where Marcus? Marcus! 1464 01:01:35,262 --> 01:01:36,386 Marc... Film, now. 1465 01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:39,140 This Marcus. I hire him to documentary 1466 01:01:39,142 --> 01:01:40,182 the making of The Room. 1467 01:01:40,184 --> 01:01:44,019 He capture every comment. "Oh, yeah, Tommy weird." 1468 01:01:44,021 --> 01:01:46,481 "Tommy like Frankenstein." "He like... 1469 01:01:46,483 --> 01:01:48,524 He like vampire rapist." 1470 01:01:48,526 --> 01:01:50,359 I hear everything! 1471 01:01:50,361 --> 01:01:51,486 I have ears everywhere! 1472 01:01:51,488 --> 01:01:53,696 I hear your whispers in your souls! 1473 01:01:53,698 --> 01:01:56,156 - You're on my planet! Okay? - Wait, wait. 1474 01:01:56,158 --> 01:01:58,533 So you've been spying on your entire production? 1475 01:01:58,535 --> 01:02:01,204 - Yeah, that's right. - That's fucking crazy. 1476 01:02:01,206 --> 01:02:04,332 That how it is. So now you know. Next time you make laughter, 1477 01:02:04,334 --> 01:02:05,874 ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... 1478 01:02:05,876 --> 01:02:08,711 I don't care who you are, you're out on street. 1479 01:02:08,713 --> 01:02:10,048 What about me? Am I still fired? 1480 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,343 All right, I give you one more chance. 1481 01:02:20,517 --> 01:02:21,517 Take three's up. 1482 01:02:22,519 --> 01:02:25,397 Let's go. Make sure you see my ass. 1483 01:02:27,399 --> 01:02:28,692 - See you at the car? - Okay. 1484 01:02:36,865 --> 01:02:37,865 Tommy. 1485 01:02:39,910 --> 01:02:41,204 Tommy, we're leaving. 1486 01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:54,089 [sighs] I feel like, um... 1487 01:02:54,091 --> 01:02:56,093 I feel like we should at least talk about this. 1488 01:02:57,428 --> 01:02:58,430 Look at my arm. 1489 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:00,597 Not bad. 1490 01:03:01,265 --> 01:03:02,932 Look like big strong kid. 1491 01:03:02,934 --> 01:03:05,937 Yeah, man. 1492 01:03:08,856 --> 01:03:10,608 All right. I'll, uh... I'll see you. 1493 01:03:18,365 --> 01:03:21,619 I haven't seen any water. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. 1494 01:03:22,202 --> 01:03:24,787 - Yeah, fuck this place. - There's no AC in here. 1495 01:03:24,789 --> 01:03:26,166 He's too fucking cheap. 1496 01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:30,084 Nobody wants to help me. 1497 01:03:30,086 --> 01:03:31,752 And I'm dying. 1498 01:03:31,754 --> 01:03:33,796 Hey. It's like 100 fucking degrees in here. 1499 01:03:33,798 --> 01:03:34,921 He show up yet? 1500 01:03:34,923 --> 01:03:37,966 No. I wish. Hey, guys, if he doesn't get here soon, 1501 01:03:37,968 --> 01:03:38,885 I just say we call lunch. 1502 01:03:38,887 --> 01:03:39,801 What do you say? 1503 01:03:39,803 --> 01:03:41,123 - [Juliette] Lunch! - [Greg] Yeah. 1504 01:03:41,638 --> 01:03:44,097 - You wanna just keep rehearsing? - Sure, sure. 1505 01:03:44,099 --> 01:03:46,725 - Um... - Um, you're not dying, Mom. 1506 01:03:46,727 --> 01:03:49,312 I got the results of the test back. 1507 01:03:49,314 --> 01:03:51,897 I definitely have breast cancer. 1508 01:03:51,899 --> 01:03:53,899 - [Tommy] Hi, everybody. - [everyone] Oh! 1509 01:03:53,901 --> 01:03:56,695 - [Sandy] Hey, you're here. - Hey, everybody. Here camera. 1510 01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,488 Okay, you ready? 1511 01:03:58,490 --> 01:03:59,988 Where have you been, man? 1512 01:03:59,990 --> 01:04:00,906 Where have I been? You know, 1513 01:04:00,908 --> 01:04:02,617 just getting ready in my apartment. 1514 01:04:02,619 --> 01:04:03,952 I live there alone now. 1515 01:04:04,245 --> 01:04:06,120 - Tommy. - Yeah, question? 1516 01:04:06,122 --> 01:04:07,997 Does this come back? 1517 01:04:07,999 --> 01:04:09,665 What are... What she talking about? 1518 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:10,957 This story line. 1519 01:04:10,959 --> 01:04:15,130 - The breast cancer. - Breast cancer? No. It's twist. 1520 01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:17,839 So it never comes back? 1521 01:04:17,841 --> 01:04:20,551 I don't have time to explain script to you, okay? 1522 01:04:20,553 --> 01:04:23,763 What is this makeup? You look like you're swimming in lake. 1523 01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:25,972 - It's 100 degrees in... - Makeup! 1524 01:04:25,974 --> 01:04:28,059 Tommy! If you're not going to pay for air conditioning 1525 01:04:28,061 --> 01:04:29,644 you at least have to pay for water. 1526 01:04:29,646 --> 01:04:30,977 Yeah, could we just have a little 1527 01:04:30,979 --> 01:04:32,522 bit of water before the scene? I... 1528 01:04:32,524 --> 01:04:35,649 Okay I stop you. I stop everybody right there, okay? 1529 01:04:35,651 --> 01:04:38,193 Nobody in Hollywood will give you water either, okay? 1530 01:04:38,195 --> 01:04:40,363 That's not true. Dude, we can't work like this. 1531 01:04:40,365 --> 01:04:41,990 I'm not Santa Claus, all right? 1532 01:04:41,992 --> 01:04:44,783 Maybe you go buy water for everybody, Greg. 1533 01:04:44,785 --> 01:04:48,331 Okay? Maybe girlfriend bring you water or something. 1534 01:04:48,539 --> 01:04:50,664 We gotta get going, okay? We're already four hours behind. 1535 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,335 - Okay, well, whose fault that? - Yours. 1536 01:04:54,713 --> 01:04:57,296 - My fault? - You're late every goddamn day. 1537 01:04:57,298 --> 01:04:58,631 All right, that your five cents. 1538 01:04:58,633 --> 01:05:00,425 - I'm fucking director. - Exactly. 1539 01:05:00,427 --> 01:05:01,926 - Exactly! - Exactly! 1540 01:05:01,928 --> 01:05:03,553 Exactly. Turn these lights on right now! 1541 01:05:03,555 --> 01:05:04,970 If I turn on the lights, it's gonna get hotter. 1542 01:05:04,972 --> 01:05:07,180 - Be professional, do your job. - You do your job! 1543 01:05:07,182 --> 01:05:08,515 Tommy, it's hot enough as is. 1544 01:05:08,517 --> 01:05:10,142 Greg, so you know about light too? 1545 01:05:10,144 --> 01:05:11,477 Huh? You know everything. 1546 01:05:11,479 --> 01:05:13,729 Huh? You know water, light, girlfriend. 1547 01:05:13,731 --> 01:05:15,397 Oh, my God! Carolyn just fainted! 1548 01:05:15,399 --> 01:05:16,399 - Hey, hey. - Tommy, please get 1549 01:05:16,401 --> 01:05:17,358 her some water. 1550 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,026 Tommy, get some fucking water. Come on. 1551 01:05:19,028 --> 01:05:21,863 - [Juliette] Carolyn? Carolyn. - What she doing, taking nap? 1552 01:05:21,865 --> 01:05:23,573 She's not taking a fucking nap, 1553 01:05:23,575 --> 01:05:26,575 you fucking idiot. She passed out. 1554 01:05:26,577 --> 01:05:29,370 She's not dead. No. I can feel her heartbeat. 1555 01:05:29,372 --> 01:05:31,289 It's not 'cause water. It's 'cause she old lady. 1556 01:05:31,291 --> 01:05:32,709 Tommy, please! 1557 01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:35,459 You know what, that's it. I'm pulling the plug. 1558 01:05:35,461 --> 01:05:36,711 Turn off the lights. 1559 01:05:36,713 --> 01:05:40,714 Open the doors. That's lunch. I'm cooling it out in here. 1560 01:05:40,716 --> 01:05:41,923 [Raphael] She okay? Can we get the medic? 1561 01:05:41,925 --> 01:05:43,260 [Sandy] Turn off these lights! 1562 01:05:44,262 --> 01:05:46,845 The best thing I can say about this is nobody will ever see it. 1563 01:05:46,847 --> 01:05:48,097 We can walk off. We can walk off... 1564 01:05:48,099 --> 01:05:50,265 I'm just tired is all. 1565 01:05:50,267 --> 01:05:52,894 I haven't been sleeping well recently. 1566 01:05:52,896 --> 01:05:55,439 - I'll be fine. - Hey, can I ask you something? 1567 01:05:55,939 --> 01:05:57,316 Why, why do you do it? 1568 01:05:57,608 --> 01:06:00,234 You have a husband and grandkids. 1569 01:06:00,236 --> 01:06:03,153 You live 50 miles from here, 1570 01:06:03,155 --> 01:06:06,281 and you wake up at 5:00 am to drive all this way. 1571 01:06:06,283 --> 01:06:07,283 For what? 1572 01:06:08,244 --> 01:06:11,956 We're actors, Greg. You and me. People like us. 1573 01:06:12,414 --> 01:06:15,832 Even the worst day on a movie set 1574 01:06:15,834 --> 01:06:18,629 is better than the best day anywhere else. 1575 01:06:20,048 --> 01:06:21,091 Hey, Greg. 1576 01:06:22,258 --> 01:06:23,548 Can we ask you something? 1577 01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:25,678 - Yeah? - What is this movie about? 1578 01:06:27,305 --> 01:06:29,680 - I have a theory. - Oh? 1579 01:06:29,682 --> 01:06:31,016 Autobiographical. 1580 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,685 Someone in his life was a Denny, 1581 01:06:33,687 --> 01:06:36,019 a kid brother he was always looking out for. 1582 01:06:36,021 --> 01:06:37,312 Someone was a Mark. 1583 01:06:37,314 --> 01:06:39,899 A better looking friend he was always jealous of. 1584 01:06:39,901 --> 01:06:42,320 I'm sure there was a Michelle and a Mike. 1585 01:06:42,736 --> 01:06:45,322 So, does that mean there's a Lisa? 1586 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:47,490 Somebody who broke his heart? 1587 01:06:47,492 --> 01:06:49,658 Stabbed him in the back and ruined his life? 1588 01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:51,204 Well, that's pretty obvious to me. 1589 01:06:52,664 --> 01:06:54,040 That's the universe. 1590 01:06:54,499 --> 01:06:56,959 [all chuckling] 1591 01:07:00,296 --> 01:07:02,213 [laughing] 1592 01:07:02,215 --> 01:07:04,841 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's Bryan fucking Cranston. 1593 01:07:04,843 --> 01:07:06,258 Oh, hey, I know him. 1594 01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:08,343 Oh, yeah, no shit. Malcolm in the Middle. 1595 01:07:08,345 --> 01:07:10,303 No. From Pilates. 1596 01:07:10,305 --> 01:07:11,545 - Brian! - What are you... Wait! 1597 01:07:12,017 --> 01:07:14,434 - Hi! - Amber! How are you? 1598 01:07:14,436 --> 01:07:15,977 - So good to see you. - You too. 1599 01:07:15,979 --> 01:07:17,227 This is my boyfriend, Greg. 1600 01:07:17,229 --> 01:07:18,771 - Hey, Greg, how are you? - Good, yeah. 1601 01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,314 Greg is also an actor. 1602 01:07:20,316 --> 01:07:21,356 - You are? - Yeah. 1603 01:07:21,358 --> 01:07:23,901 Cool. Anything I would have seen you in? 1604 01:07:23,903 --> 01:07:26,403 - Ah, no. I doubt it. - Well, you know, it's a journey. 1605 01:07:26,405 --> 01:07:27,530 [laughing] 1606 01:07:27,532 --> 01:07:28,905 Are you working on anything at the moment? 1607 01:07:28,907 --> 01:07:31,367 Yes, yeah, actually I'm, I'm doing this movie. 1608 01:07:31,369 --> 01:07:32,785 - Movie? Nice! - Yeah. 1609 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:35,830 Yeah, but, you know, I'd love to do TV at some point. 1610 01:07:35,832 --> 01:07:39,417 Yeah, you know. Sitcoms, drama, cop shows, 1611 01:07:39,419 --> 01:07:41,294 Yeah, you name it, I would doit. 1612 01:07:41,296 --> 01:07:42,879 - [laughing] - It's funny you mention that. 1613 01:07:42,881 --> 01:07:46,631 'Cause, um... I'm directing an episode of Malcolm right now. 1614 01:07:46,633 --> 01:07:49,053 Next week we're shooting a scene where the boys get lost, 1615 01:07:49,387 --> 01:07:52,263 and Hal and Lois have to go find them in the woods, 1616 01:07:52,265 --> 01:07:56,017 and we're having trouble finding this lumberjack role. 1617 01:07:56,019 --> 01:07:59,227 And you got this this beard. What do you think? 1618 01:07:59,229 --> 01:08:00,687 You wanna, you wanna do it? 1619 01:08:00,689 --> 01:08:02,397 [stuttering] Are you serious? 1620 01:08:02,399 --> 01:08:04,359 Yeah, well, you know, everybody needs a break. 1621 01:08:04,361 --> 01:08:05,403 A... Are you good? 1622 01:08:05,570 --> 01:08:07,153 - I should've asked that first. - Yes, yes, no. 1623 01:08:07,155 --> 01:08:08,198 He's very good. 1624 01:08:09,282 --> 01:08:10,280 Listen man, I'm sorry, I'm freaking out a little bit. 1625 01:08:10,282 --> 01:08:11,365 I'm a big fan. 1626 01:08:11,367 --> 01:08:13,200 - This is like, it's crazy. - All right. 1627 01:08:13,202 --> 01:08:16,244 All right. You and the beard next Tuesday and Wednesday. 1628 01:08:16,246 --> 01:08:17,204 I will be there. 1629 01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:18,789 Great to see you! 1630 01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:20,499 - Thank you, man, seriously. - You're welcome. 1631 01:08:20,501 --> 01:08:22,221 - See you next week. - Thanks, thanks again. 1632 01:08:25,756 --> 01:08:26,799 Okay, I'm set. 1633 01:08:27,509 --> 01:08:28,423 Action. 1634 01:08:28,425 --> 01:08:29,968 [groaning] 1635 01:08:31,095 --> 01:08:33,555 Screw the whole world! 1636 01:08:38,353 --> 01:08:39,938 [groaning] 1637 01:08:42,898 --> 01:08:43,898 [sighs deeply] 1638 01:08:48,405 --> 01:08:50,281 [groans] Why? 1639 01:08:50,948 --> 01:08:54,993 Why? Why is this happening to me? 1640 01:08:54,995 --> 01:08:55,995 Why? 1641 01:08:58,372 --> 01:09:01,000 God, forgive me. 1642 01:09:02,544 --> 01:09:03,920 [gun clicks] 1643 01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:07,090 [groaning] 1644 01:09:10,384 --> 01:09:11,592 [whispering] Why is he getting back up? 1645 01:09:11,594 --> 01:09:13,680 [screaming cry] 1646 01:09:14,304 --> 01:09:16,473 - Cut. - No. Don't cut. Don't cut. 1647 01:09:17,058 --> 01:09:19,851 Why you cut, Sandy? This is great. This real acting. 1648 01:09:19,853 --> 01:09:21,269 If you're gonna writhe around with the dress, 1649 01:09:21,271 --> 01:09:22,436 maybe do it before you shoot yourself 1650 01:09:22,438 --> 01:09:23,645 in the head and blow your brains out. 1651 01:09:23,647 --> 01:09:24,730 I disagree. 1652 01:09:24,732 --> 01:09:27,860 We go. Okay. Still rolling. Here we go. 1653 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,276 And action. 1654 01:09:29,278 --> 01:09:31,613 [groaning] 1655 01:09:32,991 --> 01:09:34,367 [groaning] 1656 01:09:38,996 --> 01:09:40,913 I wanted to keep that dress. 1657 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:42,664 You can never wear that dress again. 1658 01:09:42,666 --> 01:09:43,959 [groaning continues] 1659 01:09:48,964 --> 01:09:50,256 Okay. Now I do kill part. 1660 01:09:50,258 --> 01:09:52,467 Oh, great, yeah. Let's cover that again. 1661 01:09:52,469 --> 01:09:53,553 Give me countdown. 1662 01:09:54,345 --> 01:09:55,345 Three, two, one, bang. 1663 01:09:55,929 --> 01:09:56,929 [gun clicks] 1664 01:09:58,640 --> 01:09:59,640 [Sandy, whispering] Wow. 1665 01:10:00,434 --> 01:10:02,144 - [Raphael, softly] Cut. - And cut. 1666 01:10:02,519 --> 01:10:04,395 - [Sandy] I think we got it. - [Raphael] I guess so, yeah. 1667 01:10:04,397 --> 01:10:05,982 Get me a C-stand over there, please. 1668 01:10:06,607 --> 01:10:08,485 Dude, that was, amazing. 1669 01:10:10,152 --> 01:10:11,860 - You think so? - Totally. Yeah. 1670 01:10:11,862 --> 01:10:14,071 It was... It was raw... and intense. 1671 01:10:14,073 --> 01:10:15,993 And, yeah, you really brought it, man. Seriously. 1672 01:10:16,367 --> 01:10:17,617 - Thank you. - So, uh... 1673 01:10:17,619 --> 01:10:20,828 So listen. I know, I know this is last minute, but, um.. 1674 01:10:20,830 --> 01:10:22,288 I just wanted to talk to you about something real quick. 1675 01:10:22,290 --> 01:10:24,498 What is it, Greg? You can see I'm very busy right now. 1676 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,249 Yeah. Yeah, um... So, so you know how 1677 01:10:26,251 --> 01:10:27,543 the big beard shaving scene is tomorrow? 1678 01:10:27,545 --> 01:10:29,294 - Yeah, I know the schedule. - Right. 1679 01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:30,837 So I was just... I was hoping that we can maybe 1680 01:10:30,839 --> 01:10:31,963 move it to next week. 1681 01:10:31,965 --> 01:10:33,765 And that I can maybe get the day off tomorrow. 1682 01:10:34,469 --> 01:10:35,802 Why? You sick? 1683 01:10:35,804 --> 01:10:36,804 [laughing] Oh, no. 1684 01:10:37,639 --> 01:10:39,221 Greg, I can't afford you get sick right now. 1685 01:10:39,223 --> 01:10:40,056 You're lead actor, I'm director. 1686 01:10:40,058 --> 01:10:41,056 I feel great, man. It's not that. 1687 01:10:41,058 --> 01:10:42,809 - I feel great. - Why, why? Why you need day off? 1688 01:10:42,811 --> 01:10:45,854 I, I actually... I landed a small role in a TV show. 1689 01:10:46,188 --> 01:10:47,564 It's, uh, Malcolm in the Middle. 1690 01:10:47,816 --> 01:10:49,565 [stuttering] You're movie actor now. 1691 01:10:49,567 --> 01:10:51,525 Why you do this, this TV? 1692 01:10:51,527 --> 01:10:53,403 Well, it's... It's kind of a big show. It's... 1693 01:10:53,405 --> 01:10:54,861 You know, it would be great exposure. 1694 01:10:54,863 --> 01:10:55,738 It would be like a really good 1695 01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:58,408 stepping stone for my career, I think. 1696 01:10:58,410 --> 01:10:59,950 What you do in this Little Malcolm? 1697 01:10:59,952 --> 01:11:01,744 I'm, I'm playing, like, a lumberjack. 1698 01:11:01,746 --> 01:11:04,163 And, um... That's why the beard... 1699 01:11:04,165 --> 01:11:05,123 That's why I need it. 1700 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:07,711 Uh, which is why I can't shave tomorrow. 1701 01:11:08,378 --> 01:11:09,836 But if we, if we just move the schedule 1702 01:11:09,838 --> 01:11:11,878 just like a day or two, it would... 1703 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:12,797 It would really mean a lot to me. 1704 01:11:12,799 --> 01:11:15,091 Oh, I'm sorry, Greg. I can't help you. 1705 01:11:15,093 --> 01:11:17,802 - What... Why? What? - Clean-shaven Mark. 1706 01:11:17,804 --> 01:11:21,055 You know, he make grand entrance at beginning of third act. 1707 01:11:21,057 --> 01:11:23,056 Very important. It's metaphor. 1708 01:11:23,058 --> 01:11:25,601 I know. I know. But we can just, we can do it next week. 1709 01:11:25,603 --> 01:11:27,186 - It's not a big deal... - No, I can't, Greg! 1710 01:11:27,188 --> 01:11:28,937 - Impossible. I'm sorry. - Tommy. 1711 01:11:28,939 --> 01:11:30,397 I can't give you special treatment, Greg. 1712 01:11:30,399 --> 01:11:33,150 What? I can't give special treatment to everybody. 1713 01:11:33,152 --> 01:11:34,278 Everybody here working hard. 1714 01:11:35,447 --> 01:11:36,820 One favor. I'm just asking for a tiny favor, as a friend. 1715 01:11:36,822 --> 01:11:37,821 - Favor, favor. - Yes. 1716 01:11:37,823 --> 01:11:38,864 Favor. You always ask for favor. 1717 01:11:38,866 --> 01:11:40,240 This is one tiny thing, that's it. 1718 01:11:40,242 --> 01:11:42,618 I take you to Los Angeles, give you place to stay. 1719 01:11:42,620 --> 01:11:44,412 I write you this part. 1720 01:11:44,414 --> 01:11:46,122 I do this whole movie for you, Greg. 1721 01:11:46,124 --> 01:11:48,248 What? You did it for me? Come on, man. 1722 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,958 For us. We do it together. 1723 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,712 Okay. Yes. It's our movie. It doesn't change that. 1724 01:11:52,714 --> 01:11:55,131 - Don't betray me, Greg. - I'm not betraying you. 1725 01:11:55,133 --> 01:11:56,798 What I say, we do this together. 1726 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,135 We do this together and now you betray me. 1727 01:11:59,137 --> 01:12:00,137 I'm not... 1728 01:12:01,389 --> 01:12:02,974 So are you gonna let me do it or not? 1729 01:12:03,808 --> 01:12:06,144 Not up to me, Greg. It up to you. 1730 01:12:06,603 --> 01:12:07,603 You have to choose. 1731 01:12:07,978 --> 01:12:10,645 You do this TV show Little Malcolm 1732 01:12:10,647 --> 01:12:12,565 or you do the movie. 1733 01:12:12,567 --> 01:12:13,693 Our movie, Greg. 1734 01:12:19,491 --> 01:12:20,491 [Amber] Greg. 1735 01:12:24,161 --> 01:12:25,704 - I... - [scoffs] Unbelievable. 1736 01:12:31,670 --> 01:12:32,671 She had to go? 1737 01:12:46,142 --> 01:12:50,352 - Whoa! - Wow. 1738 01:12:50,354 --> 01:12:52,357 Hey, guys. You like it? 1739 01:12:52,941 --> 01:12:55,108 - [all in unison] Yeah. - You look great. 1740 01:12:55,110 --> 01:12:57,025 Look like... Baby Face. 1741 01:12:57,027 --> 01:12:58,235 You guys wanna play some football? 1742 01:12:58,237 --> 01:13:00,613 In tuxes? No, you gotta be kidding. 1743 01:13:00,615 --> 01:13:03,033 - Mark, come on, let's do it. - I'm up for it. 1744 01:13:03,660 --> 01:13:05,870 - Johnny? - Ask Peter. 1745 01:13:06,662 --> 01:13:08,120 Peter, come on. 1746 01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:10,165 - No. I don't think so. - Please. 1747 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,417 - No. - Come on! 1748 01:13:12,419 --> 01:13:18,922 [mocking chicken noises] 1749 01:13:18,924 --> 01:13:20,591 - Cut. - [chicken noises continue] 1750 01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:22,178 - [silence] - You good, Tommy? 1751 01:13:23,804 --> 01:13:27,140 Yeah. Good day, everybody. See you tomorrow. 1752 01:13:27,142 --> 01:13:28,641 - [all clapping] - All right. Great job. 1753 01:13:28,643 --> 01:13:30,351 [crewmember] I don't believe it. 1754 01:13:30,353 --> 01:13:33,898 [Sandy] Let's go to a bar and erase the memory of today. 1755 01:13:35,692 --> 01:13:37,902 - Hey, Sandy, Raphael. - [Sandy] Yep? 1756 01:13:38,361 --> 01:13:39,446 Can I talk to you minute? 1757 01:13:46,577 --> 01:13:47,579 Road trip. 1758 01:13:48,412 --> 01:13:50,040 San Francisco, here we come. 1759 01:13:50,497 --> 01:13:51,622 Hey, who are these guys? 1760 01:13:51,624 --> 01:13:54,167 Oh, that's Todd, that's friend of Todd. 1761 01:13:54,169 --> 01:13:56,002 And... other friend of Todd 1762 01:13:56,004 --> 01:13:57,088 Where's Sandy and Raphael? 1763 01:13:57,589 --> 01:13:59,466 Uh... It's over for those guys. 1764 01:14:00,215 --> 01:14:01,298 Did you fire them? 1765 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,508 Who's to say? Come on, forget about them. 1766 01:14:03,510 --> 01:14:05,054 - Why? - We have Todd now. 1767 01:14:05,429 --> 01:14:07,512 Look, it's gonna be like the old days. 1768 01:14:07,514 --> 01:14:10,434 San Francisco. We take stroll down memory lane. 1769 01:14:11,227 --> 01:14:14,145 Wait till you see new script pages, Greg. You love it. 1770 01:14:14,147 --> 01:14:15,648 Be very dramatic. 1771 01:14:16,273 --> 01:14:18,610 Let's do it. Okay, Todd. 1772 01:14:19,611 --> 01:14:21,110 Yeah, you put camera there, okay? 1773 01:14:21,112 --> 01:14:21,944 Yep. It's here. 1774 01:14:21,946 --> 01:14:23,195 Okay, we throw a ball over here. 1775 01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:24,948 Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg. 1776 01:14:26,408 --> 01:14:28,409 Remember, Greg? We played football. 1777 01:14:28,411 --> 01:14:30,246 - First time we met. - Yeah, yeah, I remember. 1778 01:14:30,455 --> 01:14:33,580 Okay. Okay. Todd, can you roll it? 1779 01:14:33,582 --> 01:14:34,582 Rolling. 1780 01:14:39,464 --> 01:14:41,963 - Tommy, what are we doing here? - We do new scene. 1781 01:14:41,965 --> 01:14:43,298 About Mark failure. 1782 01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,175 What? 1783 01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:45,717 Mark want to make dreams come true. 1784 01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:46,970 And Johnny help him. 1785 01:14:47,639 --> 01:14:50,056 - Yeah, I don't think so, man. - Let's do it. 1786 01:14:50,058 --> 01:14:51,975 Come on. Take from your real life. 1787 01:14:52,477 --> 01:14:54,144 Drop it. Stop. Don't do this. 1788 01:14:54,978 --> 01:14:56,812 I'm asking you nicely. Stop it. Drop it. 1789 01:14:56,814 --> 01:14:58,815 Remember? You want to be actor, but... 1790 01:14:58,817 --> 01:15:00,986 nobody believe in you, Greg. 1791 01:15:01,318 --> 01:15:02,735 You know. You're not good enough. 1792 01:15:02,737 --> 01:15:04,486 Like, do that. That stuff. 1793 01:15:04,488 --> 01:15:05,991 What? No. Tommy, drop it. 1794 01:15:06,491 --> 01:15:07,783 Movies are emotion. 1795 01:15:08,158 --> 01:15:09,995 Okay, you need to be real for us. 1796 01:15:10,452 --> 01:15:12,997 - [softly] God. - Look... Greg. 1797 01:15:13,497 --> 01:15:16,915 Frankly, you have not been that real the whole movie. 1798 01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:18,751 - Now your chance. - Fuck you, Tommy. 1799 01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:21,294 No one believe in you, and mom think you're loser. 1800 01:15:21,296 --> 01:15:22,337 - Go. - I said no! 1801 01:15:22,339 --> 01:15:24,842 Greg, damn it! Why you throw this tricky stuff? 1802 01:15:27,344 --> 01:15:28,704 All right, man. You wanna get real? 1803 01:15:29,014 --> 01:15:30,721 You wanna get real for the cameras, let's get real. 1804 01:15:30,723 --> 01:15:32,015 Hey, you guys getting this? 1805 01:15:32,017 --> 01:15:33,016 Yeah? Good. 1806 01:15:33,018 --> 01:15:35,101 Let's get real. Where were you born, Tommy? 1807 01:15:35,103 --> 01:15:37,436 No... Greg, that not part of scene. 1808 01:15:37,438 --> 01:15:38,937 No way. This is your idea. 1809 01:15:38,939 --> 01:15:40,817 Where you from? It's a simple question. 1810 01:15:42,861 --> 01:15:45,153 - I'm from New Orleans. - [under breath] New Orleans. 1811 01:15:45,155 --> 01:15:46,197 From the bayou. 1812 01:15:47,031 --> 01:15:48,155 You guys hear that? 1813 01:15:48,157 --> 01:15:51,325 This guy with this fucking accent is from the bayou. 1814 01:15:51,327 --> 01:15:52,159 [whispering] Greg. 1815 01:15:52,161 --> 01:15:53,619 Hey, you want an easier question... 1816 01:15:53,621 --> 01:15:55,704 Let's see, where does the money come from? Huh? 1817 01:15:55,706 --> 01:15:57,914 Greg, stop. This on camera. 1818 01:15:57,916 --> 01:16:00,543 I know it's on camera. Just like you want it. 1819 01:16:00,545 --> 01:16:02,213 All right. Just tell me this one thing. 1820 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,423 How old are you? 1821 01:16:08,844 --> 01:16:10,597 - I'm your age, Greg. - You're my age? 1822 01:16:11,139 --> 01:16:12,471 [laughing] You're my age? 1823 01:16:12,473 --> 01:16:14,723 - I'm just your friend. - When were you born? 1824 01:16:14,725 --> 01:16:16,266 - What year, Tommy? - Same year as you. 1825 01:16:16,268 --> 01:16:18,727 Same year as me? There is no fucking way 1826 01:16:18,729 --> 01:16:20,062 you're in your 20s, all right? 1827 01:16:20,064 --> 01:16:21,730 You are a fucking villain. 1828 01:16:21,732 --> 01:16:23,190 Fucking Frankenstein looking motherfucker. 1829 01:16:23,192 --> 01:16:24,192 I'm not villain! 1830 01:16:28,572 --> 01:16:31,283 I believed in you, man. I trusted you! For what? 1831 01:16:31,867 --> 01:16:32,867 Greg. 1832 01:16:33,870 --> 01:16:35,078 I gave you everything. 1833 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,747 Are you fucking... You ruined everything! 1834 01:16:37,749 --> 01:16:38,749 Greg. 1835 01:16:40,417 --> 01:16:41,753 You owe me your life. 1836 01:16:42,211 --> 01:16:43,921 Man, I don't owe you shit anymore. 1837 01:16:45,423 --> 01:16:47,466 All right, and this movie better be fucking awesome. 1838 01:16:48,259 --> 01:16:49,259 It will be awesome. 1839 01:16:51,262 --> 01:16:52,389 Cut it. Cut it. 1840 01:16:53,682 --> 01:16:54,682 Movie over. 1841 01:17:04,942 --> 01:17:08,151 Why am I trying to become what I don't wanna be? 1842 01:17:08,153 --> 01:17:10,738 What am I doing in an office making 1843 01:17:10,740 --> 01:17:14,534 a contemptuous begging fool of myself, 1844 01:17:14,536 --> 01:17:16,869 when all I want is out there? 1845 01:17:16,871 --> 01:17:19,747 [Greg's mom] Honey, I am so excited to come see your play. 1846 01:17:19,749 --> 01:17:22,290 See? Acting doesn't have to be big movies. 1847 01:17:22,292 --> 01:17:23,793 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 1848 01:17:23,795 --> 01:17:25,293 It's probably better if no one even sees 1849 01:17:25,295 --> 01:17:27,212 that thing you did with Tommy, right? 1850 01:17:27,214 --> 01:17:28,854 I mean, come on, that thing can't be good. 1851 01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:34,220 [car horn honking] 1852 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:38,100 [Greg's mom] Greg? Greg? 1853 01:18:13,428 --> 01:18:14,552 - [chattering] - Hey, good show, guys. 1854 01:18:14,554 --> 01:18:16,095 - That was fun tonight, right? - Good job. 1855 01:18:16,097 --> 01:18:17,217 All right, see you tomorrow. 1856 01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:31,321 Baby Face. 1857 01:18:32,863 --> 01:18:33,863 You stalking me now? 1858 01:18:36,158 --> 01:18:37,744 You're not that hard to find. 1859 01:18:40,871 --> 01:18:42,665 - You watch the show? - No. 1860 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,876 You know I don't like comedy. 1861 01:18:45,710 --> 01:18:46,711 So how Amber? 1862 01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:49,380 I don't know. 1863 01:18:49,798 --> 01:18:52,050 She moved to Austin. Didn't work out. 1864 01:18:52,884 --> 01:18:55,512 - I'm sorry to hear this. - Yeah... 1865 01:18:57,054 --> 01:18:59,494 That why you came here, Tommy? You wanted to talk about Amber? 1866 01:19:00,015 --> 01:19:02,434 No. You didn't RSVP. 1867 01:19:03,519 --> 01:19:04,896 Yeah. I'm not coming. 1868 01:19:06,897 --> 01:19:10,233 And... Honestly, maybe... 1869 01:19:10,235 --> 01:19:13,194 Maybe you shouldn't have a premiere at all. 1870 01:19:13,196 --> 01:19:14,196 Greg. 1871 01:19:15,197 --> 01:19:16,281 We made pact. 1872 01:19:16,825 --> 01:19:17,905 - Remember? - [sighs deeply] 1873 01:19:18,535 --> 01:19:20,704 To never lose sight of our dream. 1874 01:19:20,996 --> 01:19:23,957 On Friday, they premiere our movie. 1875 01:19:25,082 --> 01:19:26,542 Our movie, Greg. 1876 01:19:27,085 --> 01:19:28,420 In real life theater. 1877 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:30,200 I know you don't like me anymore. 1878 01:19:30,505 --> 01:19:31,715 So don't do it for me. 1879 01:19:32,589 --> 01:19:33,882 Do it for you, Greg. 1880 01:19:34,425 --> 01:19:37,094 You finally get to see yourself on big screen. 1881 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:39,763 This was your dream too, Greg. 1882 01:20:01,786 --> 01:20:03,580 What the fuck am I doing? 1883 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:09,335 - Can you believe it? - I can't, no. 1884 01:20:12,630 --> 01:20:13,757 Here, this for you. 1885 01:20:14,299 --> 01:20:15,213 No, you can, you can keep that. 1886 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,632 No, don't worry. I made boxes of them. 1887 01:20:17,634 --> 01:20:18,635 Okay. 1888 01:20:27,978 --> 01:20:29,146 You think Sandy be there? 1889 01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:30,897 I don't know. 1890 01:20:36,487 --> 01:20:37,988 Holy shit, is this for us? 1891 01:20:39,406 --> 01:20:40,658 Yeah, this for us. 1892 01:20:40,991 --> 01:20:42,115 Driver, slow down. 1893 01:20:42,117 --> 01:20:43,743 Did you get a fucking spotlight? 1894 01:20:43,745 --> 01:20:46,119 Yeah, this real Hollywood premiere, Greg. 1895 01:20:46,121 --> 01:20:49,164 Raphael, Sandy, Juliette. Everyone's there... 1896 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,999 Go, driver, go. Keep going. 1897 01:20:51,001 --> 01:20:52,836 - Go, go, go. Keep going. - Tommy, what... 1898 01:20:56,174 --> 01:20:58,548 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tommy Wiseau. 1899 01:20:58,550 --> 01:21:00,051 - That was fucking weird. - Yep. 1900 01:21:00,053 --> 01:21:02,427 At this point, it would be fucking weird 1901 01:21:02,429 --> 01:21:05,097 if he didn't do something that was fucking weird. 1902 01:21:05,099 --> 01:21:07,016 Tommy, what the fuck are we doing? 1903 01:21:07,018 --> 01:21:09,851 What, we gotta build anticipation. 1904 01:21:09,853 --> 01:21:12,856 - There not enough people. - [laughing] 1905 01:21:15,026 --> 01:21:16,027 [whispers] Yep. 1906 01:21:17,277 --> 01:21:19,611 Greg, we are stars of the movie. We can't be first ones there. 1907 01:21:19,613 --> 01:21:21,907 - You're right. You're right. - There not enough people. 1908 01:21:22,701 --> 01:21:23,702 Just trust me. 1909 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:30,680 - [man 1] He's back? - [man 2] Over there! 1910 01:21:36,714 --> 01:21:38,549 Tommy, come on. We're gonna do this, yeah? 1911 01:21:39,509 --> 01:21:40,509 It's time. 1912 01:21:41,553 --> 01:21:42,677 He's not gonna get out of the car. 1913 01:21:42,679 --> 01:21:43,679 The fuck is happening? 1914 01:21:44,555 --> 01:21:46,015 Tommy, come on, let's do this. 1915 01:21:47,349 --> 01:21:48,349 You ready? 1916 01:21:49,352 --> 01:21:50,352 Okay. 1917 01:21:51,729 --> 01:21:52,856 Hey, everyone. 1918 01:21:53,313 --> 01:21:55,230 Sorry I late. Traffic crazy. 1919 01:21:55,232 --> 01:21:57,901 Well, let's go. Let's do it. No one be nervous. Come on. 1920 01:21:58,361 --> 01:22:00,405 Let's go. Let's do it. 1921 01:22:01,406 --> 01:22:02,698 Come on, Greg. 1922 01:22:03,407 --> 01:22:05,867 Very first premiere. You excited? 1923 01:22:05,869 --> 01:22:11,830 Yeah, Tommy. Sure. 1924 01:22:11,832 --> 01:22:12,832 Hi. 1925 01:22:15,253 --> 01:22:17,837 Wow. This is a day I never thought would come. 1926 01:22:17,839 --> 01:22:19,591 This is a pretty good turnout, I gotta say. 1927 01:22:24,345 --> 01:22:25,763 Wow. So many people. 1928 01:22:26,930 --> 01:22:27,930 Yeah. 1929 01:22:28,599 --> 01:22:29,600 Yeah, it's packed. 1930 01:22:32,103 --> 01:22:33,772 Hey, you played Chris R, right? 1931 01:22:34,022 --> 01:22:35,106 - Yeah. - Oh. 1932 01:22:36,273 --> 01:22:37,606 I didn't recognize you without the beanie. And the beard. 1933 01:22:37,608 --> 01:22:38,942 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah. 1934 01:22:39,277 --> 01:22:41,194 I play the psychologist. Peter. 1935 01:22:41,196 --> 01:22:42,781 - I'm in this too. - Oh, cool, man. 1936 01:22:43,365 --> 01:22:45,280 I feel like I'm a little overdressed. 1937 01:22:45,282 --> 01:22:46,365 No. 1938 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:47,699 Are you kidding me? You're the star of the movie. 1939 01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:48,941 If I could have your attention. 1940 01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:53,955 Please welcome the writer, director, producer, and star 1941 01:22:53,957 --> 01:22:56,458 of tonight's extravaganza. 1942 01:22:56,460 --> 01:22:59,544 His name is Mr. Tommy Wiseau. 1943 01:22:59,546 --> 01:23:01,799 [polite applause] 1944 01:23:12,477 --> 01:23:13,597 [breathing heavily into mic] 1945 01:23:14,228 --> 01:23:15,854 This my movie. 1946 01:23:17,064 --> 01:23:18,148 And this my life. 1947 01:23:18,817 --> 01:23:19,817 Uh... 1948 01:23:21,111 --> 01:23:22,362 Okay. Be cool. 1949 01:23:22,987 --> 01:23:25,197 [applause] 1950 01:23:28,994 --> 01:23:29,995 I'm so nervous. 1951 01:23:30,495 --> 01:23:31,955 Okay, let's begin. 1952 01:23:36,792 --> 01:23:38,503 [cheering] 1953 01:23:45,759 --> 01:23:48,679 - Two title cards. Great. - I have two logos. 1954 01:23:49,347 --> 01:23:50,762 I noticed. Yeah. 1955 01:23:50,764 --> 01:23:53,142 [light music playing] 1956 01:24:04,278 --> 01:24:05,278 Hi, babe. 1957 01:24:09,533 --> 01:24:11,161 I have something for you. 1958 01:24:12,370 --> 01:24:14,414 - What is it? - Just a little something. 1959 01:24:22,964 --> 01:24:24,922 Johnny it's beautiful, thank you. 1960 01:24:24,924 --> 01:24:26,548 Wow. 1961 01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:28,218 You look so sexy Lisa. 1962 01:24:33,724 --> 01:24:34,725 Isn't it fabulous? 1963 01:24:35,143 --> 01:24:36,936 I would do anything for my girl. 1964 01:24:39,981 --> 01:24:41,107 Oh, hey, guys. 1965 01:24:41,982 --> 01:24:42,982 Oh, hi, Denny. 1966 01:24:47,363 --> 01:24:49,531 Wow. Look at you. 1967 01:24:50,407 --> 01:24:51,575 It's from Johnny. 1968 01:24:52,326 --> 01:24:54,243 Anything for my princess. 1969 01:24:54,245 --> 01:24:55,580 Okay, I'm ready. 1970 01:24:56,330 --> 01:24:57,329 [Lisa] This dress is so pretty. 1971 01:24:57,331 --> 01:24:59,164 I can't wait for you to get it off of me. 1972 01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:01,585 [Johnny] Okay. Oh, wow. [chuckling] 1973 01:25:08,050 --> 01:25:10,219 [laughter] 1974 01:25:13,348 --> 01:25:14,599 I just like to watch you guys. 1975 01:25:15,933 --> 01:25:18,769 - Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy. - [whispering] I don't like this. 1976 01:25:19,437 --> 01:25:21,439 Two's great, but three's a crowd. 1977 01:25:22,773 --> 01:25:25,110 Fine. I have homework to do, anyway. 1978 01:25:27,277 --> 01:25:29,280 - Bye, lovebirds. - [Johnny] Bye, Denny. 1979 01:25:29,906 --> 01:25:32,283 I'm sorry. What's his relationship to you guys? 1980 01:25:37,037 --> 01:25:38,831 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1981 01:25:45,755 --> 01:25:47,424 [crowd groaning] 1982 01:26:01,478 --> 01:26:03,437 - Hi. - [woman] Can I help you? 1983 01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:05,817 Yeah. Can I have a dozen red roses, please? 1984 01:26:06,151 --> 01:26:07,816 Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you. 1985 01:26:07,818 --> 01:26:09,321 Who doesn't recognize that guy? 1986 01:26:09,653 --> 01:26:11,697 - Here you go. - That's me. 1987 01:26:11,906 --> 01:26:13,614 - How much is it? - That'll be $18. 1988 01:26:13,616 --> 01:26:15,283 There you go. Keep the change. 1989 01:26:15,285 --> 01:26:16,199 Hi, doggie. 1990 01:26:16,201 --> 01:26:17,321 You're my favorite customer. 1991 01:26:17,954 --> 01:26:19,328 Thanks a lot. Bye. 1992 01:26:19,330 --> 01:26:20,998 Nobody wants to help me. 1993 01:26:21,332 --> 01:26:22,375 And I'm dying. 1994 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:25,378 You're not dying, Mom. 1995 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,048 I got the results of the test back. 1996 01:26:29,631 --> 01:26:32,175 I definitely have breast cancer. 1997 01:26:32,177 --> 01:26:34,888 It never comes back. I don't know why I say that. 1998 01:26:35,347 --> 01:26:37,930 Is it just me, or is this kinda bad? 1999 01:26:37,932 --> 01:26:39,142 Oh, yeah, it's bad. 2000 01:26:41,268 --> 01:26:45,189 - [R&B music playing] - [crowd gasping and murmuring] 2001 01:26:54,115 --> 01:26:55,700 It's still going? 2002 01:26:58,702 --> 01:27:02,915 Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me, please! 2003 01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:08,002 You're part of my life. You're everything. 2004 01:27:08,004 --> 01:27:10,215 You are lying. I never hit you. 2005 01:27:10,548 --> 01:27:13,382 You are tearing me apart, Lisa! 2006 01:27:13,384 --> 01:27:15,426 Why are you so hysterical? 2007 01:27:15,428 --> 01:27:17,680 - You understand why? Do you? - [crowd laughing] 2008 01:27:23,561 --> 01:27:24,644 [Chris R] Where's my money? 2009 01:27:24,646 --> 01:27:26,563 Where's my fucking money, Denny? 2010 01:27:28,649 --> 01:27:32,027 You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you? 2011 01:27:32,403 --> 01:27:34,863 - I owe him some money. - What kind of money? 2012 01:27:35,406 --> 01:27:37,366 - What kind of money? - [crowd continues laughing] 2013 01:27:39,702 --> 01:27:40,954 - Go. - Go deep! 2014 01:27:42,414 --> 01:27:43,415 [crowd laughing] 2015 01:27:44,499 --> 01:27:47,333 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 2016 01:27:47,335 --> 01:27:48,709 I did not hit her. 2017 01:27:48,711 --> 01:27:51,212 I did not! 2018 01:27:51,214 --> 01:27:52,254 Oh, hi, Mark. 2019 01:27:52,256 --> 01:27:54,299 [crowd laughing] 2020 01:28:07,563 --> 01:28:10,272 - Don't worry about it, man. - Don't touch me, mother fucker. 2021 01:28:10,274 --> 01:28:10,940 Get out. 2022 01:28:10,942 --> 01:28:11,942 Stop it! 2023 01:28:14,696 --> 01:28:17,448 I'll kill you. I'll break every bone in your body. 2024 01:28:20,035 --> 01:28:22,662 Bastard! You betray me. You're not good. 2025 01:28:27,584 --> 01:28:28,498 If you'd keep your girl satisfied, 2026 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:30,459 she wouldn't come to me! 2027 01:28:30,461 --> 01:28:31,588 Get outta my house. 2028 01:28:34,381 --> 01:28:35,757 You couldn't kill me if you tried. 2029 01:28:35,759 --> 01:28:38,301 It's not over. Everybody betray me. 2030 01:28:38,303 --> 01:28:40,138 I fed up with the world. 2031 01:28:47,144 --> 01:28:48,144 Hey, Tommy. 2032 01:28:49,229 --> 01:28:50,229 They hate it. 2033 01:28:51,816 --> 01:28:52,816 No. 2034 01:28:53,777 --> 01:28:56,613 No. They're... [sighs] They're just laughing. 2035 01:28:56,821 --> 01:28:57,822 Yeah. They're laughing. 2036 01:28:58,281 --> 01:28:59,491 Laughing at me. 2037 01:29:01,826 --> 01:29:03,993 Maybe it's true, you know. Maybe everybody right. 2038 01:29:03,995 --> 01:29:07,413 Maybe I just big joke. Ha, ha. 2039 01:29:07,415 --> 01:29:08,415 [softly] No, Tommy... 2040 01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:11,124 I try to open my heart, show them my soul. 2041 01:29:11,126 --> 01:29:13,213 And... they just hate me. 2042 01:29:14,171 --> 01:29:15,548 Even you hate me, Greg. 2043 01:29:20,929 --> 01:29:22,180 Hey, hey, hey. 2044 01:29:23,682 --> 01:29:24,763 Listen to me, all right? 2045 01:29:24,765 --> 01:29:27,766 All right, that thing out there, that's your movie. 2046 01:29:27,768 --> 01:29:28,768 You made that. 2047 01:29:29,853 --> 01:29:31,915 All right, like you said, you did that all by yourself. 2048 01:29:31,939 --> 01:29:33,099 You know how special that is? 2049 01:29:33,357 --> 01:29:35,860 - [groans] - Hey. It's fucking incredible. 2050 01:29:36,527 --> 01:29:37,275 How many people can say they have 2051 01:29:37,277 --> 01:29:38,610 done something like that? 2052 01:29:38,612 --> 01:29:39,822 [Sighs] I don't know. 2053 01:29:40,365 --> 01:29:41,366 One thousand. 2054 01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:42,824 All right, and yeah. 2055 01:29:42,826 --> 01:29:45,200 Maybe it didn't turn out exactly as you hoped. 2056 01:29:45,202 --> 01:29:46,870 But just listen for a second. 2057 01:29:55,045 --> 01:29:56,255 Sound like they're laughing. 2058 01:29:57,799 --> 01:29:58,841 All right, come here. 2059 01:30:08,559 --> 01:30:09,893 Look how much fun they're having. 2060 01:30:11,062 --> 01:30:12,731 They fucking love it, man. 2061 01:30:14,232 --> 01:30:16,359 [Tommy groaning on screen] 2062 01:30:17,067 --> 01:30:19,901 Why, Lisa? Why, why? 2063 01:30:19,903 --> 01:30:21,740 [crowd laughing] 2064 01:30:25,910 --> 01:30:28,204 How often do you think Hitchcock got a response like this? 2065 01:30:29,914 --> 01:30:30,914 Never. 2066 01:30:33,667 --> 01:30:35,085 [crowd continues laughing] 2067 01:31:04,866 --> 01:31:05,866 Greg... 2068 01:31:07,242 --> 01:31:08,285 Why you help me? 2069 01:31:11,372 --> 01:31:12,415 'Cause we're friends. 2070 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,293 Why? 2071 01:31:16,795 --> 01:31:18,961 Why is this happening to me? Why? 2072 01:31:18,963 --> 01:31:20,465 Here we go. "Why?" 2073 01:31:22,466 --> 01:31:23,593 It's over. 2074 01:31:27,639 --> 01:31:28,682 God. 2075 01:31:29,933 --> 01:31:31,015 Do it! 2076 01:31:31,017 --> 01:31:32,641 [woman shouting] 2077 01:31:32,643 --> 01:31:35,979 [crowd chanting] Do it! Do it! 2078 01:31:39,651 --> 01:31:41,486 [crowd cheering] 2079 01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:02,631 [crowd chanting] Tommy! 2080 01:32:05,134 --> 01:32:06,134 Get up there. Go, man. 2081 01:32:29,951 --> 01:32:30,951 Okay. 2082 01:32:31,995 --> 01:32:32,995 Wow. 2083 01:32:33,371 --> 01:32:35,540 I'm glad you liked my comedic movie. 2084 01:32:36,165 --> 01:32:37,916 Exactly how I intend it. 2085 01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:42,880 You know, I have vision for this movie. 2086 01:32:43,798 --> 01:32:44,798 But... 2087 01:32:46,216 --> 01:32:47,677 I never make this movie... 2088 01:32:48,887 --> 01:32:49,887 without my friend. 2089 01:32:50,638 --> 01:32:52,265 We followed our dream. 2090 01:32:54,558 --> 01:32:56,059 Come down here, Baby Face. 2091 01:32:56,061 --> 01:32:58,521 [crowd cheering] 2092 01:32:59,897 --> 01:33:01,273 Come on, Baby Face! 2093 01:33:16,414 --> 01:33:19,541 I never be able to make this movie without my best friend. 2094 01:33:20,585 --> 01:33:21,961 We do it together. 2095 01:33:22,545 --> 01:33:24,422 Okay. The Room! 2096 01:33:33,098 --> 01:33:35,767 [crowd cheering fades] 2097 01:33:36,893 --> 01:33:39,396 [music playing] 2098 01:34:06,630 --> 01:34:07,630 Okay. 2099 01:34:11,969 --> 01:34:13,178 [indistinct chatter] 2100 01:35:00,934 --> 01:35:02,894 - [simultaneous dialogue] Hi. - Can I help you? 2101 01:35:02,896 --> 01:35:05,357 Yeah. Can I have a dozen red roses, please? 2102 01:35:05,647 --> 01:35:07,247 Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you. 2103 01:35:08,026 --> 01:35:10,528 Everything goes wrong at once. 2104 01:35:10,695 --> 01:35:12,779 Nobody wants to help me. 2105 01:35:12,781 --> 01:35:14,073 And I'm dying. 2106 01:35:15,991 --> 01:35:18,869 [laughter] 2107 01:35:32,884 --> 01:35:35,220 [laughter] 2108 01:35:36,554 --> 01:35:38,515 [Denny] Stop, no, stop. 2109 01:35:42,477 --> 01:35:43,728 I can't talk right now. 2110 01:35:44,062 --> 01:35:48,233 Why, Lisa, why, Lisa? Please talk to me. Please. 2111 01:35:48,899 --> 01:35:50,233 You're part of my life. 2112 01:35:50,235 --> 01:35:53,655 You're everything. I could not go on without you, Lisa. 2113 01:35:58,742 --> 01:36:00,911 [scoffs] I mean, the candles. 2114 01:36:01,579 --> 01:36:02,746 The music. 2115 01:36:03,415 --> 01:36:06,710 The sexy dress. I mean, what's going on here? 2116 01:36:07,335 --> 01:36:09,087 You're not dying, Mom. 2117 01:36:09,420 --> 01:36:11,753 I got the results of the test back. 2118 01:36:11,755 --> 01:36:14,716 I definitely have breast cancer. 2119 01:36:14,718 --> 01:36:16,842 You have nice legs, Lisa. 2120 01:36:16,844 --> 01:36:19,388 [laughing] You have nice pecs. 2121 01:36:21,057 --> 01:36:26,103 I'm tired. I'm wasted. I love you, darling. 2122 01:36:26,603 --> 01:36:28,106 Come on, make love to me. 2123 01:36:28,522 --> 01:36:31,608 - [groans] - Come on, you owe me one. 2124 01:36:34,737 --> 01:36:36,113 I love you, Lisa. 2125 01:36:36,781 --> 01:36:37,781 - Go. - Go deep! 2126 01:36:43,371 --> 01:36:45,245 Gee, Peter, you're clumsy. 2127 01:36:45,247 --> 01:36:48,625 [groans] That's it, I'm done. Good idea, Denny. 2128 01:36:53,756 --> 01:36:56,759 I like you. Very much. 2129 01:36:57,469 --> 01:36:59,637 Lover boy. 2130 01:37:00,263 --> 01:37:01,805 What are you doing this for? 2131 01:37:03,474 --> 01:37:04,475 What's the matter? 2132 01:37:05,809 --> 01:37:06,811 Don't you like me? 2133 01:37:08,396 --> 01:37:09,438 I'm your girl. 2134 01:37:15,737 --> 01:37:17,904 Johnny's my best friend. 2135 01:37:17,906 --> 01:37:19,991 Right. You're getting married next month, come on. 2136 01:37:20,825 --> 01:37:22,117 You're scaring me. 2137 01:37:22,619 --> 01:37:24,996 You are lying. I never hit you. 2138 01:37:25,330 --> 01:37:27,997 You are tearing me apart, Lisa! 2139 01:37:27,999 --> 01:37:29,707 Why are you so hysterical? 2140 01:37:29,709 --> 01:37:31,378 Do you understand why? 2141 01:37:32,253 --> 01:37:33,253 Do you? 2142 01:37:40,010 --> 01:37:43,303 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 2143 01:37:43,305 --> 01:37:44,681 I did not hit her. 2144 01:37:44,683 --> 01:37:46,598 I did not! 2145 01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:48,141 Oh, hi, Mark. 2146 01:37:48,143 --> 01:37:49,543 ["Of the Night" by Bastille playing] 2147 01:37:49,978 --> 01:37:51,520 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2148 01:37:51,522 --> 01:37:54,316 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2149 01:37:55,527 --> 01:37:57,195 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 2150 01:37:57,821 --> 01:37:59,906 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪ 2151 01:38:00,698 --> 01:38:03,826 ♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪ 2152 01:38:04,786 --> 01:38:06,538 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2153 01:38:23,220 --> 01:38:25,848 ♪ You can put some joy up on my face ♪ 2154 01:38:27,017 --> 01:38:30,228 ♪ Oh, sunshine in an empty place ♪ 2155 01:38:31,396 --> 01:38:35,567 ♪ Take me too, turn to And babe I'll make you stay ♪ 2156 01:38:38,320 --> 01:38:40,780 ♪ Oh, I can ease you of your pain ♪ 2157 01:38:42,490 --> 01:38:44,951 ♪ Feel you give me love again ♪ 2158 01:38:46,369 --> 01:38:48,246 ♪ Round and round we go ♪ 2159 01:38:48,537 --> 01:38:50,581 ♪ Each time I hear you say ♪ 2160 01:38:51,915 --> 01:38:54,585 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2161 01:38:55,170 --> 01:38:58,131 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2162 01:38:59,256 --> 01:39:00,924 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 2163 01:39:01,593 --> 01:39:04,054 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪ 2164 01:39:04,679 --> 01:39:07,474 ♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪ 2165 01:39:08,599 --> 01:39:10,267 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2166 01:39:27,076 --> 01:39:29,579 ♪ Won't you teach me how To love and learn ♪ 2167 01:39:30,955 --> 01:39:33,750 ♪ There'll be nothing left For me to yearn ♪ 2168 01:39:35,085 --> 01:39:39,255 ♪ Think of me and burn And let me hold your hand ♪ 2169 01:39:42,133 --> 01:39:44,510 ♪ I don't want to face The world in tears ♪ 2170 01:39:45,969 --> 01:39:48,972 ♪ Please think again I'm on my knees ♪ 2171 01:39:49,973 --> 01:39:54,186 ♪ Sing that song to me No reason to repent ♪ 2172 01:39:54,646 --> 01:39:55,647 ♪ I know you wanna say ♪ 2173 01:39:56,147 --> 01:39:58,149 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2174 01:39:59,067 --> 01:40:01,861 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2175 01:40:03,112 --> 01:40:04,655 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 2176 01:40:05,406 --> 01:40:07,825 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪ 2177 01:40:08,410 --> 01:40:11,287 ♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪ 2178 01:40:12,496 --> 01:40:14,124 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2179 01:40:14,749 --> 01:40:17,042 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2180 01:40:17,835 --> 01:40:20,671 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2181 01:40:21,923 --> 01:40:23,508 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 2182 01:40:24,174 --> 01:40:26,510 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪ 2183 01:40:27,178 --> 01:40:30,140 ♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪ 2184 01:40:31,182 --> 01:40:33,018 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2185 01:40:50,117 --> 01:40:53,871 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2186 01:40:55,831 --> 01:40:58,876 [vocalizing] 2187 01:40:59,544 --> 01:41:03,256 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2188 01:41:07,009 --> 01:41:10,177 [vocalizing] 2189 01:41:10,179 --> 01:41:13,724 ♪ Rhythm of the night ♪ 2190 01:41:18,646 --> 01:41:22,233 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2191 01:41:27,822 --> 01:41:30,075 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2192 01:41:30,908 --> 01:41:34,079 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2193 01:41:34,912 --> 01:41:36,747 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 2194 01:41:37,247 --> 01:41:39,584 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪ 2195 01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:43,295 ♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪ 2196 01:41:44,380 --> 01:41:46,256 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2197 01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:48,968 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2198 01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:52,805 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2199 01:41:53,764 --> 01:41:55,474 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 2200 01:41:56,100 --> 01:41:58,268 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪ 2201 01:41:58,937 --> 01:42:02,148 ♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪ 2202 01:42:03,273 --> 01:42:05,067 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2203 01:42:05,442 --> 01:42:07,653 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2204 01:42:08,362 --> 01:42:11,323 ♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪ 2205 01:42:12,616 --> 01:42:14,159 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪ 2206 01:42:16,621 --> 01:42:19,124 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2207 01:42:21,875 --> 01:42:22,875 Hey, how you doing? 2208 01:42:23,753 --> 01:42:25,796 Hi. Yeah, I'm fine. Why you ask? 2209 01:42:26,255 --> 01:42:27,754 Why you standing against the wall? 2210 01:42:27,756 --> 01:42:30,967 Look, I'm just a guy leaning against wall, no big deal. 2211 01:42:30,969 --> 01:42:32,049 Why you so lonely? Tell me. 2212 01:42:33,138 --> 01:42:34,721 What, I'm just standing here alone. Don't mean I'm lonely. 2213 01:42:34,723 --> 01:42:35,883 You need help. I... I see it. 2214 01:42:36,098 --> 01:42:37,975 It's not pity party. This just party. 2215 01:42:38,308 --> 01:42:40,142 - You wanna go with me? - Go where? 2216 01:42:40,144 --> 01:42:41,144 My house. 2217 01:42:42,438 --> 01:42:43,895 I'm not going anywhere with you. 2218 01:42:43,897 --> 01:42:45,440 You think you have long hair, you own the world? 2219 01:42:45,442 --> 01:42:46,440 That's the idea? 2220 01:42:46,442 --> 01:42:48,027 I stop you. I stop you right there. 2221 01:42:48,652 --> 01:42:50,485 What is this accent? It sound familiar. 2222 01:42:50,487 --> 01:42:52,864 - You from New Orleans? - Yeah. So what? 2223 01:42:52,866 --> 01:42:54,364 - So what? - What parish? 2224 01:42:54,366 --> 01:42:56,199 - Chalmette. - I love New Orleans. 2225 01:42:56,201 --> 01:42:58,035 - You know where Chalmette? - Yeah. 2226 01:42:58,037 --> 01:42:59,037 Okay, cool. 2227 01:42:59,414 --> 01:43:00,614 You want a drink or something? 2228 01:43:00,956 --> 01:43:02,914 No. I'm not... I'm not thirsty either. 2229 01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:04,124 I just want to stand here. 2230 01:43:04,126 --> 01:43:06,002 What's your name? Tommy, right? 2231 01:43:06,004 --> 01:43:08,921 Yeah. My name Tommy with capital go away. 2232 01:43:08,923 --> 01:43:10,841 It's okay. Have a nice one. 2233 01:43:11,509 --> 01:43:12,886 - Okay? - Okay. 2234 01:43:13,094 --> 01:43:14,179 Okay. Bye. 2235 01:43:14,970 --> 01:43:15,970 'Kay. 2236 01:43:16,723 --> 01:43:18,181 [sighs] People are very strange these day. 2237 01:43:18,183 --> 01:43:19,183 Oh, hi, Betty. 2238 01:43:21,102 --> 01:43:22,102 My God. 2239 01:43:24,813 --> 01:43:26,191 What these friends Greg have. 2240 01:43:26,193 --> 01:43:30,519 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard 163389

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