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Sana! Sana!
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What the fuck ?!
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I like Yousef. When I realized
that there was something between you...
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No! There is nothing between us!
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There is something I need to tell you.
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And please do not get angry.
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Thanks for the mail.
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Welcome to voice mail from Telenor.
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Leave a message
after the beep.
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Noora, please call me.
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-Hello?
-Eskild? Is Noora home?
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It's Sana.
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Oh my God, theyâre just in Williamâs penthouse to fuck.
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Sheâll be back when sheâs newly fucked, my generous, little girl.
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-I think they went to London.
-Yeah you think they went to London, but you also thought ...
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... Grunde was going to win Paradise,
so you have bad judgement, Linn.
Have some manners.
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Iâm just a little worried sheâs mad at me.
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She didnât look very mad when she went off in that
3 million kroner Aston Martin. 3 million is a lot of money.
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I sent an email to William.
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E-mail? Itâs been a while since Iâve written one of those.
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Yes, but I sent it from Nooraâs account.
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You sent an email from Noora's account
to William? Ok, what did you write?
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Eh...
I just wrote ...
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"I love you and if
you love me, come to Oslo."
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That's what made him
come? An email ?!
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Why didn't you think to do that
before ?! You write e-mails all the time.
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Youâre a grown up, Linn. Is that what it took?
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Sheâs been stomping around in this self-pitying heartache for 8 months and then all it took was an e-mail?
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You shouldnât feel bad about that, that was well done.
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I'm really a bit proud of you.
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High five!
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But I didn't
really do it for Noora's sake.
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I did it because ...
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she was with a guy I like.
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-Which guy?
-Just a guy called Yousef.
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Yousef? Isnât that the guy you were
trying to pick up last night?
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Once I sent a used tampon ...
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... to a girl who made out with my ex.
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-Have you had a boyfriend ?!
-Yes, in 7th grade.
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-That was the first and last one?
-Yes.
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But now weâre talking about Sana, Linn.
We can talk about you later.
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Right now weâre talking about
Sana and the cute Muslim boy.
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-He's not a Muslim.
-He's not?
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Ok ...
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Hm.
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-Do you want some guru-advising?
-What's that?
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I was with this guy, a year ago, a very good relationship
... the best Iâve ever had.
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It was a Turkish ambassador's son.
His name was Lito. You remember him?
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He was really cool. Went to Blinder'n ...
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was concerned with human rights,
Sensitive soul, shared a lot about himself.
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the most well-shaped cock Iâve ever touched.
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He was also a Muslim.
and not that I'm religious, or anything,
because I'm not ...
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- but I have browsed the Bible
a couple of times ...
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... there it says that the most
important thing is love.
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Or "Love on Top," as Beyoncé says.
So I think what would Jesus and Mohammed do?
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And that would be "let the love flow."
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So we tried that. Love on Top. I was the
top. You know, you know about that
because you heard it.
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So we did that lots of times. Then we began
to talk about other things, important things.
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Grown up things like life and humanity
and stuff and we disagreed a lot.
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So the conclusion is that relationships
between religious and non-religious people are difficult.
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I cried a lot.
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Arenât there some other hotties in that gang?
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That Elias, isnât he cute?
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-He's my brother!
-That's ... yes, that's your brother.
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That wonât work. That would be weird.
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Which religion would you follow?
Buddhism or something?
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-BahĂĄ'Ă, maybe?
-BahĂĄ'Ă, maybe.
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Now I've become a bit inspired to research
and stuff online. What are you doing today?
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(No, I still havenât heard anythingâŠ. And you?
-No, have you made Chris call William?
-William isnât answering eitherâŠ.
-But think about it, theyâve been apart for a very
long time, theyâre probably just chilling, and
donât give a fuck about anyone else)
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(Boys in the yard)
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-Come on then! Throw!
-Guys, guys, listen now!
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Okay.
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(BALLOON BOYS TALKING AND YELLING ABOUT THE GAME)
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Try then, Elias
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I'm so bad at this!
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Throw, then!
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-There, yes!
-Good throw!
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Hey!
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-What's up, Sana?
-Join us!
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We're in the middle of a tournament!
She can join later.
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Mikael, your turn.
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Two against two, it's over.
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-You throw it, and then...
-Bad! Bro, go home.
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The two of you against the two of us.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Did you have a nice time at Evaâs birthday party?
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Yes! It was very fun.
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And you?
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It was fun
The gift she got was pretty awesome.
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Eskild just popping the champagne bottle and stuff.
It wasnât even his gift.
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-He didnât even bring one
Heâs awesome.
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Yeah.
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And Even. It was good to see him again, at least.
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Guys, itâs the third time weâve beat you.
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so please, just put up a bit of a fight.
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I thought of something. We have to break
the fast together tonight.
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-With some delicious food.
-Balkan! Balkan Kebab.
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No, bro, Istanbul, right?
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-But we have to do it before Yousef leaves.
-Yousef? When are you leaving?
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- I talked to Noora.
-Yousef! When are you leaving?
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- Saturday.
-Saturday?
-Done. We eat together on friday
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-No!
-Why not? Relax. Weâll eat on Friday.
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Friday is better.
We can chill all night.
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-I can't on Friday.
-What are you doing on Friday?
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Where... where are you going?
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Iâm going to Turkey.
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Oh yes?
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Will you be gone long?
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-No, Thursday is better guys.
-We have one last night with him.
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So should I just ditch the dude?
-Let him join.
-Yousef, it's your turn.
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-???.
-Why am I always the one who has to switch?
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Guys, Iâm missing a stick, give me one.
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-Okay, Mutta, which one should I hit?
-Hit this one.
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-Great.
-If you hit it, youâre good.
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You see? Lovely.
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-Therefore he is on my team!
-Itâs beginnerâs luck, man.
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If you hit it once, youâre the king.
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If you hit it now, you win the whole thing.
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It's the first time you play,
so it's okay.
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-Itâs always Elias and me, man.
-It's always me and Yousef.
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(Message Sound)
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Letâs play another round, guys.
Another round? Okay, one more.
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If I hit it now...
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Then we eat at Balkans.
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We won.
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-Ahhh,done!
-You said that one.That one.
-Yeah that one too.
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Come on bro, throw it, then!
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I donât think you should be worried. Iâm sure itâs fine.
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Yes ... I just have a bad feeling in my tummy.
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-Whatâs that supposed to mean?
-I think there's something wrong.
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Something wrong ?!
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-How do you know that?
-Hey, should we contact the police?
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-What if he has killed her?
-He hasnât killed her.
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We canât know that for sure.
He has shown violent tendencies in the past.
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his brother is a psychopath. We donât know if William
is or not - those things are genetic.
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Oh my God.. Theyâre fucking!
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Stop nagging!
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-For four days?!
-Yeah.
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- Without making a sound?
-Well I donât know, I havenât been listening
to them.
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Hey.
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Fucking hell, Williamâs car is so cheesy.
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Shocking!
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She's alive!
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Hi!
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-Hi!
-Hey.
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Eh ... William?
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I have to leave.
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It's ...
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It's just that ... Ok because...
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We only... I just feel...
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I just feel...
Now I feel that...
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That we have talked about everything.
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At ...
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That we only... He just opened up completely.
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Do you understand what I mean? And...
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I didn't know what I was doing before,
but I know what and how he thinks now.
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Sana Bakkoush,
this is the best thing you've ever done!
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Thank you!
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But hey! Oh my God, how did it go with Yousef?
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I do not know completely ...
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But you talked, right?
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I ... yes, or ...
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I tried talking to him.
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Eh ...
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But ...
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Heâs going to Turkey and heâs staying all summer ...
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... and he's not a Muslim, and ...
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But you have to talk to him!
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Just talk to him before he leaves!
Send him a text! Now!
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Eh... I don't have his number.
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Then write to him on Facebook.
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-We are not friends on Facebook.
-Oh my God, Sana! Add him then!
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Now!
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Seriously! Come on!
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Yes ... And then you write:
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âDo you want to hang out with me?â
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Sana! I swear Iâll log onto your account and write it myself ...
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... and hit "send." I'm not kidding, you know that.
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Ok ...
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Yeeeah! Good!
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Oh my God!
That wasnât so hard, was it?
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You know what ...
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Now life is smiling
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Now we can do anything we want!
And I suggest...
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That we skip!
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Are you in?
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Yeah, but I think we already are
(skipping).
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Class started a long time ago.
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Is that true?
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Oh my God. Yeah, well, then thatâs it.
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I thought it would be ...
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a bit more difficult. But it feels very natural.
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Maybe because weâve been good all year.
Summer vacation starts soon.
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Yes, now weâll just go and hide, and wait for the summer.
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-What if he doesn't answer?
-No! Everything is falling into place now, Sana.
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Look, then!
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Yes, it is.
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-This is me and Noora at a café.
-Red lipstick?
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- Sheâs always wearing red lipstick.
-Yeah? It suits her.
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Yes, it suits her very well. And here
sheâs also wearing red lipstick.
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And this is at school
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- She's very pretty girl.
-She's very pretty.
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-And this is Chris.
-She looks like a lot of fun.
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Yes, she's awesome.
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Why donât you invite them here?
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-Wow.
-That's a picture of Vilde and Eva.
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(Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? Iâm leaving on Saturday.Yousef Acar accepted your friend request.)
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Aaand ...
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This is another picture of Noora.
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-What's with the sunglasses?
-Itâs just this halloween party.
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We were ...
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We had dressed up.
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Nice pictures!
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I like Yousef.
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Mm.
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And ...
218
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He ... he is not a Muslim.
219
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And now youâre going to hang out?
220
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I know...
I know that Islam says that ...
221
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... I can't marry him.
222
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but I just ... I donât understand that because ...
223
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... Yousef is a really good person.
224
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You are only 17 years old.
You are not getting married yet.
225
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No, but ...
226
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what about three years from now?
If I still like Yousef,
227
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why canât I marry him?
228
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When you are so young,
229
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You think crushes and love are the same thing.
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Crushes pass,
231
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but love and a marriage last for your whole life.
232
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It's almost like a partnership.
233
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where you give all the love inside
of you to that partnership.
234
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Itâs also about having someone by your side your whole life.
235
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No matter what happens.
236
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And I think that if your faith is strong
youâll get a bit lonely in that relationship,
237
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... if youâre the only one who believes.
238
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Because there are always times in your life
where you doubt everything. Even God.
239
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And then I think it's important that you
have have someone by your side ...
240
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... who reminds you why youâre a Muslim
241
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And who understands what you believe in.
242
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
243
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(Phone ringing)
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It will be fine. Hello?
245
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(Yousef-Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday?
Iâm leaving on Saturday.
Sana-Oh are you leaving this Saturday? I canât this week.
I hope you have the worldâs best summer.
Chris-Yo girls. What about test driving the van this Friday?
I know itâs not Russ Time 2018 yet, but a little trip has to be fine?
VILDE-YEEEES!!!)
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Please accept my fast ...
247
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... even though I've behaved badly.
248
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Please watch over Eva and Vilde ...
249
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... and Noora.
And Chris.
250
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Please watch over Isak and Even.
251
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And Elias.
252
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And Yousef.
253
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(Music Outside)
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(Message Sound)
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(VILDE-Hi, are you ready to meet up?
EVA-Sana! Chris and I will pick you up with the van in 20 minutes.
SANA-Ok cool
SANA-I regret cancelling the date with Yousef
NOORA-YEEES! Call him! Go!
EVA-Do it girl!! Life is NOW!!
SANA-According to Islam, life is after death. Which is one of the reasons why I should stay away from him
CHRIS-According to me, the pudenda is dead after death. Which is one of the reasons why you should meet him!!
VILDE-Yousef! Yousef! Yousef!
SANA-Hahaha I get why mom is worried that I donât have any Muslim friends
NOORA-Hello! OK!! I can argue from an Islamic perspective
SANA-Now Iâm intrigued
NOORA-Ok, doesnât Islam believe in destiny?
SANA-Yes.
NOORA-So if you believe in destiny, and you believe Allah is almighty, there has to be a reason why Yousef became a part of your life? Itâs not necessarily because you should be together, maybe itâs something else, but you wonât find out if you avoid him?!?!?!
CHRIS-Wow that shit is deep.
SANA-Youâre right
NOORA-Oh yeah bitches, I got a 6 in religion.
VILDE-But Noora it IS because theyâre going to be together.
NOORA-Okay, theyâre going to be together
SANA-Thanks)
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Hey?
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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I was just wondering ...
259
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What youâre doing right now?
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Nothing special, really.
261
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Um ...
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I was just wondering ...
263
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... if you still wanted to meet up?
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Oh, shit...
265
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Sorry, umm ...
266
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Iâve made other plans.
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Oh okay.
268
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Yes yes.
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I understand that.
270
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I'm joking! Of course we can meet up!
271
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When do you want me to meet you?
272
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Where? Iâll meet you wherever youâd like.
273
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Don't want to?
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(Talking while Cezinando - Vi er perfekt, men verden er ikke det plays)
275
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Ouch!
I got it in my eye!
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Oi!
277
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Why didnât you tell me? That sucks!
278
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It couldâve bit my finger, you know.
Iâm so scared!
279
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Iâm terrified of those.
280
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It was just suddenly there
281
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Right now I'm actually really scared.
282
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I'm just tough next to you.
283
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- Oh look, thereâs a spider here, Sana!
-Where?
284
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Okay, Iâm gonna see if you trust me.
Just stand here.
285
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I'm waiting.
It's wet here!
286
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-If I trust you?
-Yeah, come on. Stand there,
287
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It's a test of whether you
trust me or not.
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Don't you trust me?
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Hello, if I ...
290
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Iâm standing here! Look!
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Listen. This is an even better game. Iâm gonna be
like this and youâll stand there for at least 10 seconds.
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Come on.
Iâll count out loud
293
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I promise, Iâll count out loud. Stand there.
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Youâre looking at me now!
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-Come on.
-Then you also have to.
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Ok, we can stand together then.
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Look. Iâm standing here. I dared to. Come on.
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Iâm not doing anything. Thereâs no stress. Now itâs your turn.
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It's about trusting...
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-âm standing here!
-I can tell youâre standing there! Okay, fine.
301
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-Yeah, 10 seconds.
-One, two, three ... Look! I trust you!
302
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Youâre supposed to stand here!
303
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-Donât you trust me?
-I do. Come on!
304
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Press it, Press it! Come on!
305
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What are you going to do? You're bad.
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It doesn't help.
307
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-Okay, we trust each other.
-Yes, we do.
308
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-How long?
-Ten seconds.
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Ten, nine, eight ...
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seven, six ...
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five, four ...
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three, two, and ...
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Boom!
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That was a sick remix, wasnât it?
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That's enough, Sana. Hero.
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Was it good?
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Really good.
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-Are you hungry?
-Yeah, Iâm super hungry.
319
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,980
I think we have to buy some food.
320
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,940
Donât you think I brought food?
321
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:09,020
-You brought food?
-Of course I brought food!
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00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,680
Iâm not going on a date with a girl whoâs been
fasting for 19 hours without bringing food.
323
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,060
Donât make me throw you into the water!
Seriously! Of course I brought food.
324
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I am, afterall, Yousef!
-Awww ...
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00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:26,020
Donât âawwwwâ me. I get really embarrassed, seriously.
326
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:31,400
- I canât even look at you now.
-That's what the backpack is for!
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MMM. Did you make this?
328
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,300
No. I wish it was me.
329
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,120
But itâs not. It was my mom.
330
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:59,060
-Whatâs in this?
-It's a secret recipe.
331
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,460
Mom made it.
Itâs this amazing recipe.
332
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,580
Think it's
bit too complicated for you.
333
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,980
Why?
334
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:13,140
Because the recipe says you have to be able to peel carrots the right way.
335
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,640
I donât think youâre the right person for that.
336
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,080
Ok ...
337
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,940
It was really nice of you to bring soup, though.
338
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:34,440
See? I can be a good person even
though I'm not fasting.
339
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,040
I have not been a good
person during this fast.
340
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,800
No?
341
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:05,440
Iâve behaved really shitty.
342
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,360
Thereâs still a week left of Ramadan.
343
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You can spend this week making up for it.
344
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,960
True.
345
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:46,040
I was actually bullied in middle school.
346
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So every time I experience something like that, I just ...
347
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... I donât know. Black out.
348
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,900
But I'm trying to practice ...
349
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:21,060
... thinking that people don't
have prejudices against Islam.
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But itâs pretty difficult.
351
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:33,520
Even you think that
religion divides society.
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To be completely honest,
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I think society would be split ...
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... even if religion didnât exist.
355
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,480
-You think so?
-Yes.
356
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,900
For example ...
357
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,980
when you get into a revue party ...
358
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The first thing you look for,
is people you know,
359
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,720
... so you wonât be there on your own ...
360
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,040
I think the whole world is like that.
361
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,260
You think of the whole world as a big revue party?
362
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:32,100
Yes. On one side, there are the gangsters
from the âSound and Equipmentâ group ...
363
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,940
... who talk shit about the preps who form the
âPRâ group on the other side of the room.
364
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:45,500
And everyone agrees that their group is the
best and that their pre-parties are the best.
365
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,760
But in reality, everyone is all the same.
366
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,280
Everyone thinks theyâre the good guys.
367
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:01,140
but in reality, thereâs no such thing as good or bad.
368
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,420
There are just lots of people trying to stand together in groups ...
369
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,760
... to not be alone.
370
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,940
So you're saying that ...
371
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:21,360
All people are the same?
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Yes.
373
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Scientifically, people are totally different.
374
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,320
Maybe that's why society needs religion, then.
375
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,900
Democracy is not built on the idea
that all people are different.
376
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:52,280
It is based on the idea that
all people are equally worthwhile.
377
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,440
That idea does not come
from science.
378
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,820
But I do not know if it helps
to pretend that ...
379
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,320
... prejudices don't exist.
380
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,840
What you have to do,
is show what Islam is.
381
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:42,880
You're really a Muslim, aren't you?
You just say you're not.
382
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,000
Unfortunately, I'm not.
383
00:42:54,960 --> 00:43:01,040
But how can you be entirely sure that you donât believe in God?
384
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,580
I do not feel what you feel.
385
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:10,920
But I donât feel like that all the time.
386
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:16,340
I doubt sometimes.
387
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,840
Yes, but you believe in God.
388
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,300
How can you know for sure?
389
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,380
No, I do not know.
390
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,040
But should I tell you something awesome?
391
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,020
Did you know that...
392
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,820
Inside the heads of cockroaches there are
nine different amino acids ...
393
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,760
- that are stronger than
any medicine we have today.
394
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,300
-Amino acids?
-Yes? Isnât that what the fuck they're called?
395
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,700
-Aren't they amino acids?
-Antibiotic molecules.
396
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,660
Wow. Really?
397
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,260
Like okay, okay.
398
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,500
I'm trying to save religion here,
399
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:15,600
And youâre spending your time dissing me?
400
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:25,100
You got my point, though? Do you think
that all this is completely random?
401
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,440
Yes or no?
402
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,440
-No.
-No. Exactly.
403
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,220
But if you ever stop believing in god,
404
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,320
- Then you are welcome in my religion.
405
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,800
The big revue party religion.
406
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,440
I don't really know.
407
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:14,540
Is it okay to marry non-religious people in your religion?
408
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,920
Yes, it's totally chill.
409
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:26,400
I wish it was chill in my religion too.
410
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:34,040
Why? Are you going to marry
a non-believing man?
411
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,740
Yes, maybe?
412
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,220
Who?
413
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,860
Stephen Curry.
414
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,420
Wow. Big man.
415
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,860
-Weâre going to make a basketball team together.
-What will you call it?
416
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,340
Six children then, maybe?
417
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,440
Yes.
418
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,320
Ok.
419
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,660
When are you leaving tomorrow?
420
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Tomorrow morning.
421
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,840
But I'll be back.
422
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:39,560
When you're over Stephen Curry.
423
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,720
Ok!34473