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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:02,401 (cash register) 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,669 - And then he'll enter from over here, 3 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,170 and you're gonna wanna stand here, 4 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:07,206 probably a low angle, maybe an 85 millimeter I'd say. 5 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,474 And where'd the lady go? 6 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,675 - Here. 7 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,311 - Okay, sweetheart come here, sit. 8 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,413 What do you like to eat? 9 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,148 - Um, poached eggs. 10 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:18,584 - Scrambled looks better on camera. 11 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,486 Get her a scrambled eggs, wet. 12 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,554 Now, when he comes in, you're very surprised, okay? 13 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:23,389 - But I already know that he's-- 14 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,923 - You're very surprised. 15 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,893 You never expected that a handsome important man like him 16 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,396 would come into your little diner of all places, 17 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,730 and he's gonna sit down next to you. 18 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,265 And you're gonna wanna get a two-shot of them 19 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,034 talking from here, and ... 20 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,802 No, no no, not yet! 21 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,141 Get her another one. 22 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,512 - You know what else I'm not gonna miss? 23 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,447 - Besides him? (laughs) 24 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,448 - Diner coffee. 25 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,383 - I know that's right. 26 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,352 - How hard is it to make a good cup? 27 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,454 You just grind the beans, pour the water over it. 28 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,923 It's not like it takes a genius to make a good cup. 29 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,391 - [Woman In Black] Right. 30 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,794 - Hey gang, what's for breakfast? 31 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:03,562 - Senator Kenny Weston! 32 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,531 - That's right, hey it's good to see you, folks. 33 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:09,034 Ooh, you got the sausage. That looks good! 34 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,969 Excuse me, ma'am, is this seat taken? 35 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,204 - [Woman With Red Hair] All yours, Senator. 36 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,272 - Well thank you. 37 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,040 Hey, don't mind me, folks. 38 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:18,377 I just dropped by for a little chow. (crowd laughs) 39 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:19,611 Well, hi there, Miss. 40 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,246 - Morning, what can I get you, Senator? 41 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,048 - Uh, let's see, well I will take the same 42 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,550 as this lovely lady's having. 43 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,718 Plus a cup of your most delicious coffee, please. 44 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,553 - Coming right up. 45 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,954 - Thank you. 46 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,223 And what is your name, sweetheart? 47 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,458 - I'm Betty Bauser. 48 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,626 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Betty. 49 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:38,063 Now is that B-O-W-S-E-R, like the dog? 50 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:40,766 - No, it's B-A-U-S-E-R. 51 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,734 - Oh yeah, of course. 52 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,503 You know, I once knew a Bob Brauer, 53 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,772 terrific tax lawyer out of Dallas. 54 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,340 I don't suppose you're any relation. 55 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,576 - No, I don't recall having any relatives-- 56 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,578 - Don't listen to him, Betty. 57 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,812 - Oh, shit. 58 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,948 - He's a goddamn liar. 59 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,249 - Oh ... 60 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,351 - [Man With Mustache] He voted for it nine times! 61 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,919 - Oh, not again. 62 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:01,920 - [Man With Mustache] Nine times, you can look it up! 63 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,422 - [Betty] Shut up, Earl. 64 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,124 - My friend, if you would like to discuss this calmly, 65 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,325 I'd be glad to answer -- 66 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,260 - He wants to take away our freedom, Betty. 67 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,195 That's how it all starts! 68 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,930 They check up on your background. 69 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,199 Then they roll in the tanks and the artillery. 70 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,134 Mark my words! 71 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,835 - Earl, I told you to shut up! 72 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,505 It's not bad enough I have to listen to you 23 years. 73 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,473 - Now, nobody's gonna take away your freedom, my friend. 74 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,143 In fact, I am a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. 75 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:26,378 - Like hell, you voted nine times! 76 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,613 - Sir, if I could talk to you 77 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:28,280 for a moment privately. - [Earl] I got nothing 78 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,348 to say to you. 79 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,516 Listen to me! 80 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,017 We're all gonna be slaves inside of a year! 81 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,385 - [Betty] Earl! - I'm gonna ask you to leave. 82 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,520 - They got giant lizard people 83 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,354 running the Federal Reserve. 84 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:36,488 I've seen pictures. 85 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,158 Get your goddamn reptile hands off of me! 86 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,128 - [Betty] Earl! Ohhh! (gasps) 87 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,963 - [Man in Brown] Okay folks, we're gonna move on from here. 88 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,298 It was very nice to meet everyone. 89 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,232 (laughing) 90 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,635 No cameras, no cameras please. 91 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,203 I said no cameras! 92 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,971 ♪ Stay on message 93 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,507 ♪ Project confidence 94 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,311 ♪ Say that you think Washington is rotten 95 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,480 ♪ Just look relaxed 96 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,815 ♪ But if a questioner attacks 97 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:07,753 ♪ Digress until the question is forgotten 98 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,922 ♪ You gotta keep it short 99 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,424 ♪ And make it snappy 100 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:16,328 ♪ Repeat it over and over like a rhyme 101 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,330 ♪ Ideas that once seemed dense 102 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,165 ♪ Will feel like common sense 103 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:23,902 ♪ When they've heard it over 1500 times 104 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,271 ♪ But if they press you for a statement 105 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:29,708 ♪ And you're not sure it's okay 106 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,276 ♪ Remember 107 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,178 ♪ You never get in trouble 108 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:37,349 ♪ For something you don't say 109 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,085 (bouncy music) 110 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:51,496 (crickets and birds chirping) 111 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,267 ♪ God bless the U.S.A. 112 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,036 ♪ the land of the free 113 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,039 ♪ That good and gracious promised land 114 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,908 ♪ Where we live in harmony 115 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,309 ♪ Harmony 116 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:07,379 ♪ Land of the Pilgrim's pride 117 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:11,283 ♪ Land where my fathers died 118 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:16,288 ♪ From every mountainside 119 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:23,595 ♪ This land's for you and me 120 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,398 - Nice, great job, everybody. 121 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,567 And just remember to enunciate a little bit more, 122 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,403 and don't forget to sing on the vowels, okay? 123 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,704 One more time. 124 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:37,075 ♪ God bless the USA 125 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,644 ♪ The land of the free 126 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,078 ♪ Land of the free 127 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,248 ♪ That good and gracious promised land 128 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,350 ♪ Where we live in harmony 129 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,618 ♪ Harmony 130 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:56,495 (dramatic music) 131 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,132 - Another in a series of humiliations 132 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:03,101 for GOP presidential hopeful Kenny Weston tonight, 133 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,171 as a heckler disrupts a routine photo op 134 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,439 in a small town diner. 135 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,274 Take a look at this exclusive video, 136 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,276 obtained by our news team. 137 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:14,446 - ... pictures, get your (bleep) reptile hands off of me! 138 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,682 - [Betty] Earl! Ohhh! (gasps) 139 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,784 - Joining me now to help make sense of it all 140 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,386 are our distinguished panel of political experts. 141 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,188 Thank you all for being here. 142 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,956 To you first, Tom Tishkin. 143 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,727 Is it time to write the obituary on the Weston campaign? 144 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,228 - If not the obituary, 145 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,798 at least the do not resuscitate order. 146 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,799 - Good one, Tom. 147 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,801 Rolando Iglesias, your thoughts? 148 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:39,171 - Well look, the optics on this are absolutely terrible for -- 149 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,872 - [Kenny] Well, shoot. 150 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:44,009 - [Man In Black] Not so fast. 151 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,377 - Not so fast? 152 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,546 We've been doing this for two years. 153 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,981 - That's because you haven't been stroking the base enough. 154 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,383 That heckler could have been a supporter. 155 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,884 - That heckler was a whack job. 156 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,920 - Maybe, but he represents a key demographic. 157 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,389 - (laughs) The delusional? 158 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,990 - Look, Kenny it's like I've been saying. 159 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,226 This is the perfect time to reboot and move right. 160 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,161 - Um, he has a voting record, remember? 161 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,731 - Right, he's a moderate inclusive Republican. 162 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,366 That's always been our brand. 163 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,167 - Well, I'm sorry, but your brand is boring. 164 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,836 People wanna feel something. 165 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,371 It's like Atwater said, 166 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,040 "Grab 'em by the balls and their votes will follow." 167 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,008 -Yeah, like that's really gonna help with the gender gap. 168 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,378 - Shh, I'm trying to think. 169 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,447 Yeah, I don't know, what do you think? 170 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:23,682 - Look, once you get the nomination, 171 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:24,950 you can take any lukewarm bullshit 172 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,518 middle of the road position you want. 173 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,686 But for now-- 174 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,721 - No, he can't, it's all on YouTube. 175 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,356 - They'll flip-flop us. 176 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,624 - Alright, well maybe we 177 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,526 after we see how things go at the megachurch. 178 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,861 - The Megachurch cancelled. 179 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,429 - What? 180 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,030 - They heard about the diner, 181 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,032 but I was able to get us another church. 182 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,033 - Where? 183 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,368 - It's little off the beaten track, 184 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,804 but, the pastor's very excited to meet you. 185 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,539 - Oh, we should just cancel. 186 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,208 - You cancel that rally, you send up a white flag. 187 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,211 - Alright, alright, we'll do the church. 188 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,680 Just get it over with, alright? 189 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:00,352 (church organ music) 190 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,791 - Heavenly father, we are so blessed to have 191 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,993 Senator Kenny Weston and his distinguished colleagues 192 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,895 here with us today. 193 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:12,264 Please grant them good health and wisdom 194 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,567 as they seek the leadership of this great land. 195 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:19,571 Lord, we ask your help in guiding us to choose 196 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,907 the best steward of thy people, 197 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,775 the candidate best able to restore 198 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,111 and strengthen our American family. 199 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,647 For we know it true that a nation 200 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:31,383 is only as strong as its homes. 201 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,920 Father, we know that this election 202 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,955 may be the most important election 203 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,590 in our lifetime. 204 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,492 With so much at stake, 205 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,327 and so many things seem to be changing 206 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,262 in the wrong direction lately. 207 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,432 Help us protect this precious land. 208 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:50,669 In Jesus' name we pray, amen. 209 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,937 - [All] Amen. 210 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:55,674 - Well, Senator, I'm sure the people here are anxious 211 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,376 to ask you questions about important issues, 212 00:07:58,378 --> 00:07:59,978 but before we do that 213 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,314 we have a special surprise for you. 214 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:06,117 - Oh, well I sure hope it doesn't involve eggs. 215 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,553 (congregation erupts in laughter) 216 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,155 - I promise, no eggs this time, 217 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:13,658 but in appreciation of your long service for our country 218 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,293 our congregation would like to offer you 219 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,396 a patriotic serenade written and composed, 220 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:21,366 if I may be able to boast just a little bit, 221 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,102 by my lovely daughter, Liberty, 222 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,404 who as a matter of fact wrote the whole thing 223 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,406 when she was all of 12 years old. 224 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,574 - Is that right? 225 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:30,642 - Oy vey. 226 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,211 - It's all you, honeybun. 227 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,548 (Country pop music) 228 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:50,629 - Okay. 229 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:58,270 ♪ Well, they set out on the ocean 230 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:01,573 ♪ Leaving misery behind 231 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:05,176 ♪ They were searching for a purity 232 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:09,481 ♪ Didn't know what they would find 233 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:14,019 ♪ They just wanted to be faithful 234 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:18,390 ♪ To be free and left alone 235 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:23,361 ♪ So when they saw that Massachusetts rock 236 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:27,365 ♪ They knew that they'd found home ♪ 237 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,034 (applause and cheers) 238 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:32,437 Come on everybody, put your hands in the air! 239 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,974 ♪ God bless the USA 240 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,909 ♪ The land of the free 241 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,544 ♪ Land of the free 242 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,948 ♪ That good and gracious promised land 243 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,116 ♪ Where we live in harmony 244 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,618 ♪ Harmony 245 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,221 ♪ Land of the Pilgrim's pride 246 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:54,059 ♪ Land where my fathers died 247 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:59,397 ♪ From every mountainside 248 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,736 ♪ This land's for you and 249 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,607 ♪ Me 250 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:12,911 (cheering and applause) (loud guitar solo) 251 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,469 - [Nikki] She's a stupid fundamentalist. 252 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,870 - Exactly. 253 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,538 And she's from a battleground state, 254 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,706 not to mention she's totally hot, 255 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,441 which seals the Bubba vote. 256 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,510 - Not to mention, you're a pig. 257 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,213 - Oh, sticks and stones. 258 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,448 - Alright, that's enough of that, you two. 259 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,550 - Kenny, I'm telling you, this is our once chance to win. 260 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,986 - What, American Idol? 261 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,454 - What about the issues? 262 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,956 What about our agenda? 263 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,791 Remember "The New Party of Lincoln?" 264 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,660 - Look, you can forget about your agenda 265 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:02,994 if we don't get that nomination. 266 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,462 And the only way we're gonna get it 267 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,698 is by splitting off the bible nuts or Tea Partiers. 268 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,800 - No way those people are gonna vote for Kenny. 269 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,804 - Yeah, but they might vote for Liberty. 270 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,873 - You still won't have enough delegates. 271 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,475 - Nobody does, so we force a second ballot. 272 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,010 - This is so corrupt. 273 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,547 - Oh, I'm sorry if I've offended your high moral standards. 274 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:25,316 - Alright, so Dick, if I'm getting what you're saying here, 275 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,485 we still got a chance to win this thing? 276 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,353 - Correct. 277 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,221 What do you say? 278 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,322 - 'Bout what? 279 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,591 - The girl as your surrogate. 280 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,426 - What do you mean? 281 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,260 For impotency stuff? 282 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,194 I don't need any ... 283 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,997 - No, your political surrogate. 284 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:39,964 - Oh. 285 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,168 Well she is very appealing 286 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:47,405 and people did seem to respond to her singing, so ... 287 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,673 Yeah, sure, why not? 288 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,742 Let's do it, that thing you said. 289 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,110 The suffragette. 290 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,211 - Surrogate. 291 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,179 - Right. 292 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,216 - So, 293 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,519 It doesn't matter whether we like it or not. 294 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,522 That's just the way God made us, 295 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,191 full of the dickens 296 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,592 and want things that aren't good for us. 297 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,693 Am I right about that? 298 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,794 (congregation murmurs approval) 299 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,397 But, just because I see it, 300 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,566 doesn't mean I gotta have it. 301 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,201 And just because I like it, 302 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,770 doesn't mean I gotta take it. 303 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,974 Now, don't think it's any easier for me 304 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,976 because I'm a preacher, 305 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,278 because I am a man of God. 306 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,180 Shoot. 307 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,950 I probably got more sins than all of you! 308 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,552 (laughter) 309 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,155 Now, I'm not trying to shock you. 310 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,558 I'm just telling you like it is. 311 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,629 Because if you don't face the truth, then what? 312 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,799 You're shrouded in a cloud of darkness. 313 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,234 That's what the Bible says. 314 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,970 (congregation mutters agreement) 315 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,872 Oh, the young people. 316 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,143 They say, "Reverend Smith, 317 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,011 "I like your preaching. 318 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,780 "I like your sermons. 319 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,816 "But why do you go on and on about sin? 320 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,752 "Why are you always so judgemental?" 321 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:12,557 And I say, "I'm not judging anybody. 322 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,160 "I'm just saying to them 323 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,695 "they can get clean!" 324 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,799 'Cause you see, God is a great cleanser. 325 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:24,135 He's like a spiritual washcloth. 326 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,370 He can wipe away your sins, 327 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,939 but you gotta put in the elbow grease! 328 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,974 I'm saying to you, church, 329 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,011 you got to get down on your hands and knees 330 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,446 and start scrubbin'! 331 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,447 (Congregation shouts approval) 332 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,615 (gospel piano music) 333 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,450 ♪ Now when I was a young boy 334 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,186 ♪ Upon my Momma's knee 335 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,788 ♪ I used to steal some extra candy 336 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,991 ♪ If I thought that she won't see 337 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,294 ♪ But Momma caught me creeping and 338 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,030 ♪ She knew that I had stole 339 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,065 ♪ Said, "Boy you better rub a dub dub 340 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,066 ♪ Bubble and scrub 341 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,235 ♪ Deep down in your soul!" 342 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:01,840 ♪ Bubble and scrub, bubble and scrub 343 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,575 ♪ God will bless you double 344 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,810 ♪ If you only take the trouble 345 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,246 ♪ To get down on your knees with 346 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,482 ♪ The good old Spic and Span 347 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,484 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 348 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,788 ♪ Like only Jesus can! 349 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,925 ♪ I used to be a drunkard 350 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,061 ♪ Who stunk of beer and gin 351 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,163 ♪ I'd wake up in the gutter 352 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,099 ♪ Couldn't tell you where I've been 353 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,501 ♪ But the good Lord put me in a washer 354 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:34,172 ♪ And he spun me round and round 355 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,875 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 356 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:40,745 ♪ Was lost but now I'm found! 357 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,914 ♪ Oh yes you better bubble and scrub 358 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,016 ♪ Oh yes you better scrub my children 359 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,551 ♪ God will bless you double ♪ Ooh ooh 360 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,620 ♪ If you only take the trouble 361 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,855 ♪ To get down on your knees 362 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,525 ♪ With the good old Spic and Span 363 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,761 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 364 00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,832 ♪ Like only Jesus can 365 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:05,436 ♪ I used to play the ponies 366 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:09,674 ♪ And bet on loaded dice 367 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:14,012 ♪ I'd even stoop to Bingo 368 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:19,417 ♪ So filthy was my vice 369 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:26,057 ♪ But with my Savior's spot remover 370 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:32,897 ♪ And a bleach of heavenly light 371 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:38,603 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 372 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,407 ♪ My blackened soul is white! 373 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,409 ♪ The Lord will cleanse you 374 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,911 ♪ Deep down in your soul 375 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,746 ♪ He'll wash and send you 376 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,581 ♪ To your heavenly goal 377 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,517 ♪ Well it's time to put the plunger 378 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,286 ♪ To that funky bowl of Sin 379 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,522 ♪ Flush it down with a joyful sound 380 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,091 ♪ And let the sunshine in 381 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,261 (saloon piano music) 382 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:19,510 ♪ (striptease music) I used to dance for money 383 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:25,183 ♪ On a shiny pole of brass 384 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:31,489 ♪ And if a gentleman tipped me big enough 385 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,625 ♪ Well I'd show him 386 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,361 ♪ Some of my 387 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,829 class! 388 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,135 ♪ But a missionary found me 389 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:50,274 ♪ And then he saved me from perdition 390 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,677 ♪ It was a rub 391 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,345 ♪ Dub 392 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,849 ♪ Bubble and scrub 393 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,619 ♪ He taught me his ... 394 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,991 ♪ position. 395 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:10,995 ♪ (sexy saxophone) 396 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,732 ♪ Bubble and scrub (old-timey gospel music) 397 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,768 ♪ Bubble and scrub 398 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,503 ♪ God'll bless you double 399 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,505 ♪ If you only take the trouble 400 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,607 ♪ To get down on your knees 401 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:27,211 ♪ With the good old Spic and Span 402 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,180 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 403 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:35,253 ♪ Like only Jesus can 404 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,723 - Oh, good church, good church, good church! 405 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,991 Hallelujah! 406 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,861 Are there any announcements over there, Belva? 407 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,896 - Thank you Reverend. 408 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,863 - Uh huh. 409 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,031 (clears throat) 410 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,533 Friday is the last day (soft organ music) 411 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,902 to take your chance on winning that family trip 412 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,970 to the John The Baptist Water Park, 413 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,573 so make sure you see Esther after the service 414 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,075 to get your ticket. 415 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,911 And we have a special visitor again today, 416 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,646 Senator Kenny Weston. 417 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,015 (applause) 418 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,485 Senator, did you want to say a few words? 419 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,319 - Oh. 420 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,720 - No, thank you ma'am. 421 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,322 He's just here to worship humbly before God 422 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,291 and he does every Sunday. 423 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,826 - Alright, then. 424 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,428 I know you're all gonna give Senator Weston and his team 425 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,565 a very warm welcome when you see them. 426 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,934 And don't forget, the ladies' Bible study 427 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,103 will not be meeting this Wednesday 428 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,739 owing to the problems with the downstairs plumbing. 429 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,742 And softball practice will be held on Wednesday, 430 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,713 7 p.m. at the high school, field number three. 431 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,017 - (laughs) And then the southern Baptist says, 432 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,452 "God, you didn't hear me. 433 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,422 "I said full of Grace, not full of grease!" 434 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,257 (laughing) 435 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,992 - Oh, that's a good one, Reverend. 436 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,428 - Daddy, that is so old and so corny. 437 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,929 - I know, but they're laughing aren't they? 438 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,331 - Oh, Reverend, I'd like to introduce you 439 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,699 to my campaign team. 440 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,667 This is my Chief Strategist, Dick Dinkler. 441 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,169 - [Reverend] What a pleasure to meet you, sir. 442 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,604 - Very pleased to meet you, Reverend. 443 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,139 I thought you gave a terrific sermon today. 444 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,807 Really thought provoking. 445 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,675 - Oh well, thank you. 446 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,711 - And this is my communications director, 447 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:07,945 Miss Nicole Levine. 448 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:08,880 - Well, good for you. 449 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,314 A director at such a young age. 450 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,216 You must be very good at what you do. 451 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,452 - Oh she is, outstanding. 452 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,720 - Levine, huh? 453 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,622 That means you're from the tribe of Levi, 454 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,324 the ministers of the ancient temple of Israel. 455 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,193 That means you and I have a lot in common. 456 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,961 In fact, I had the opportunity 457 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,731 to visit the Holy Land just last year. 458 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,166 Have you been there? 459 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,834 - I'm afraid I have not. 460 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,837 - Well, you gotta get there while you have the chance. 461 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,072 Makes you appreciate we Christians have to thank 462 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,641 our Jewish brethern for. 463 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,910 - Well, we did let you borrow some of our books. 464 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,077 (Liberty giggles) 465 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,679 - Oh, the Bible books. 466 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,214 Oh, that's a good one, Miss Levine. 467 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,048 You gotta keep her. 468 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,484 - Oh yeah, we'll never let go of Nicole. 469 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,885 You know, she started with us 470 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,654 when she was just a sophomore at Brandeis. 471 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,223 - Kenny, I have something to show you. 472 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,424 I don't think that, I wanna know-- 473 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,026 - And who is this lovely lady? 474 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,861 - Well, this is my Campaign Manager, 475 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,162 Yolanda Jones. 476 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,097 - Who happens to be a very devout Christian. 477 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,333 - [Reverend] Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Jones. 478 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,636 - Ms., nice to meet you too, Reverend. 479 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,739 - Well, before you go, 480 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,907 would you all like to join us 481 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,709 for some coffee and fellowship? 482 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,544 Liberty has made some cupcakes. 483 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,079 - Of course we would. 484 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,181 - But there is something we would like to ask you first. 485 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,549 - You and Liberty here. 486 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,784 - [Reverend] Oh? 487 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,018 - Well, we were just so impressed 488 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,253 by your daughter's performance yesterday. 489 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,454 Somehow she just really managed 490 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,256 to capture the spirit of America. 491 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,126 - So we were wondering if she might consider joining us 492 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,462 on the campaign trail for a while? 493 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,231 - You, you want me to sing? 494 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,933 - Well yeah, sing, and be a ... 495 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,134 - We'd like you to be 496 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,870 a featured spokesperson for the campaign. 497 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,805 - I don't know. 498 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,440 Daddy, what do you think? 499 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,809 - Well, Senator Weston and his team 500 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,978 seem like nice people. 501 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,312 And you do say you're pro life? 502 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,614 - Absolutely. 503 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,282 I believe that life begins at inception. 504 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,116 - [Dick] Conception. 505 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,186 - (mumbles) Thing. 506 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,823 - There's one thing that concerns me 507 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,092 is that the girl hasn't been away from home very much 508 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,094 and I have heard of the activities that happen 509 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,495 on the campaign trail, 510 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,796 especially behind the scenes. 511 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,064 - Daddy. 512 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,232 I'm 24 years old. 513 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,600 I went to college. 514 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,135 - That's exactly why we would be assigning 515 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,071 Miss Levine to be Liberty's personal chaperone, 516 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,173 to make sure she's absolutely safe. 517 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,175 - Well, if that's the case, 518 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,478 then it's a done deal. (laughs) 519 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,146 If that's okay with you, Miss Liberty. 520 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,114 - Well, I guess if you-- 521 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,081 - Terrific. 522 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,317 to Washington for a few days. 523 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,685 - Yep, gotta make some votes. 524 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,020 - But how about you pack up your things 525 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:31,522 and Levine, I mean, Nicole, 526 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,924 picks you up right here, day after tomorrow? 527 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:34,759 - Okay. 528 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,661 (Nikki clears throat) 529 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,929 - Now, who wants some cupcakes? 530 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:39,764 - Oh! 531 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,598 - Let's go! 532 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,432 - Okay. 533 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,533 - I made a bunch. 534 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,501 - A bunch? 535 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,468 - [Liberty] (giggles) Yeah. 536 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,436 - [Kenny] Maybe I'll eat two. 537 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,172 (bouncy music) 538 00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,684 - We're thinking her colors 539 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:00,885 would be the traditional red, white, and blue, 540 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,386 with a special emphasis on white 541 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,621 to symbolize purity. 542 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,455 - [Kenny] I like it. 543 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,523 You got any pictures? 544 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,124 - Here is the concept poster 545 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,493 the focus groups responded to. 546 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,130 We're thinking a silo, maybe some grazing cattle. 547 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:16,133 - How about you put her on a wild mustang? 548 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:16,967 (laughing) 549 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:17,868 - Nice. 550 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,403 Yeah, catchy slogan, too. 551 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,638 - Now are you sure you want to quote 552 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,039 a famous bisexual? 553 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,307 - [Dick] What? 554 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,343 - Well, you know that's Walt Whitman, don't you? 555 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,478 - Whatever, these people don't read poetry. 556 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,746 - If they can read at all. 557 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,147 - (scolding) Nikki. 558 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,349 - And on the bumper stickers, 559 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,250 we're thinking just, "I sing America." 560 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,719 - Perfect. 561 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,220 - Great, I'll get them working on the first spot. 562 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,522 Wait till you see the t-shirts. 563 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,827 ♪ Ooh yeah (electric dance music) 564 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:46,263 - I can't believe he made me her babysitter. 565 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,566 - She seems perfectly competent. 566 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,101 I'm sure you don't actually have to-- 567 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,869 - I should just quit now. 568 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,004 - And let him take over? 569 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:58,776 I'm not even sure that I want to work in politics anymore. 570 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:01,545 Oh, and her Daddy? 571 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,647 - He's not so bad. 572 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,684 - Whose side are you on, anyway? 573 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,719 - Your side, baby girl, always. 574 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,354 You know that. 575 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:13,924 But sometimes you're a little quick to judge people. 576 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:15,459 - I'm judgmental? 577 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,094 - Sometimes, yeah. 578 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:22,233 Actually, it's kinda funny, when you think about it. 579 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:26,704 I mean, if he only knew. (laughing) 580 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,372 - Nikki? 581 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,574 - Hey. 582 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,744 - We should so get together. 583 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,546 I got a new hot tub. 584 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,181 - I'm really busy. 585 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:41,552 - (scoffs) Fine. 586 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,722 - [Yolanda] You could have at least talked to her. 587 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,624 - That girl is not about talking. 588 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,292 (Yolanda laughs) 589 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,068 - (laugh/sigh) Can you sit on this for a second? 590 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,237 (laughs) 591 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:04,008 (clears throat) 592 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:07,411 - (grunts) Are you sure you need all these? 593 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:08,612 - I need to be prepared. 594 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,015 - I know, but can't you just go to a library? 595 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:13,384 - We're gonna be traveling. 596 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,920 (groans) Sugar! 597 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:16,754 - Hey, hey, hey. 598 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:17,588 Don't rip it now. 599 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:18,656 Let me try. 600 00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:29,233 Oh, "American Foreign Policy since 1948." 601 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,001 "Volume two." 602 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,837 Sounds like a real page turner. 603 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,139 - It's interesting. 604 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,106 - Well ... 605 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,909 Well, how about something smaller? 606 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,147 Hmm? 607 00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:45,950 - The Little Mermaid? 608 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,384 - [Reverend] Oh, you used to love this. 609 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:50,387 - (laughs) Until I found out they changed the ending. 610 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:53,190 The original was so much better. 611 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,295 Hand me that other one. 612 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:00,631 - Hey listen, Lib. 613 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,367 If, perchance, you happen to meet 614 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:05,202 a young, eligible bachelor on the campaign trail-- 615 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:06,470 - [Liberty] Daddy! 616 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:07,338 - Well, you're not getting any younger. 617 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,973 - I'm not even 25! 618 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:10,975 - Well, your mom and I were married 619 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,476 by the time we were 21. 620 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:13,711 - You were precocious. 621 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:16,413 - Well, I worry about you. 622 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:19,350 You know, I'm not gonna be around forever. 623 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:20,851 - I don't need you to take care of me. 624 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:21,819 - I know. 625 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,490 I just don't want you to be lonely. 626 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:27,491 - I'm not lonely. 627 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,226 I have lots of friends. 628 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:32,396 - Yeah, but not a special friend. 629 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:33,731 Not the kinda friend that makes your heart 630 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,901 go pitter pat like your mom did for me. 631 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:41,005 You never had a special friend like that, have you? 632 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,941 - Maybe I need to get out of this town. 633 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:48,245 You'd have to agree, my options are somewhat limited. 634 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,716 - Well, what about them Sarver boys? 635 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:55,719 I see them in church every Sunday. 636 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,555 They're good lookin'. 637 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,757 - Carl and Greg Sarver? 638 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,025 Are you kidding? 639 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,294 All they care about is four wheel drives, 640 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,829 fly fishing, and beer. 641 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,699 - Oh geez, well I guess you're right. 642 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,602 - Daddy, I know you just want me to be happy, 643 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,204 but I'm not gonna be happy if I marry 644 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,806 someone I'm not in love with. 645 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,442 - That's true, but don't you think that 646 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:21,312 your expectations are just a little bit unrealistic? 647 00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,814 I mean look, let's face it. 648 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,817 No guy is gonna be as smart as you. 649 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,819 And brains ain't everything. 650 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:29,787 - Daddy! 651 00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:41,532 ♪ I never fell for fairy tales 652 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:47,137 ♪ For the one true love that's found 653 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:51,909 ♪ That handsome prince who'd soon convince 654 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:57,114 ♪ My feet to leave the ground. 655 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:06,590 ♪ I never longed for lovers' songs 656 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:11,128 ♪ For the poet's perfect rhyme 657 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:15,199 ♪ All I ever hoped for 658 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:19,837 ♪ Was someone who'd spend some time 659 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:23,574 ♪ Just be a friend of mine 660 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:28,746 ♪ Someone real 661 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:38,622 ♪ Someone who makes me laugh 662 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:42,159 ♪ Who'll share their life with me half and half 663 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:45,396 ♪ Who will smile in my photograph 664 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:51,101 ♪ Someone who's not afraid to love 665 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,972 ♪ Someone that I can talk to 666 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:58,142 ♪ Who calls me up when I'm feeling blue 667 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,345 ♪ Someone that I can make happy too 668 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:05,315 ♪ Someone who understands me 669 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,985 (somber music) 670 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:24,935 (faster music) 671 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:29,006 ♪ I never fall for Barbie Dolls 672 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:32,643 ♪ For dimwit dixie queens 673 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:36,714 ♪ Those tan salon, nail-polished, 674 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:42,219 ♪ fawning female figurines 675 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:46,590 ♪ Bikini wax and cleavage racks 676 00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:50,861 ♪ Can't hide an empty soul 677 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:54,264 ♪Oh, all I ever hoped for 678 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:58,202 ♪ was someone who's brave and bold 679 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:02,406 ♪ No fragile flower who'll fade and fold 680 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:09,012 ♪ Someone real 681 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:16,386 ♪ Someone who's flesh on bones 682 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:19,757 ♪ Who's not expecting a diva's throne 683 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:23,894 ♪ Just a plain Jane or maybe Joan of Arc 684 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:28,031 ♪ That girl had balls! 685 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:32,336 ♪ It's fine if she's soft and sweet 686 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:35,739 ♪ Just as long as she's got some meat 687 00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:38,776 ♪ Someone with brains but without conceit 688 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:44,281 ♪ Someone who understands me 689 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,787 ♪ But what if I can't find the love 690 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:53,257 ♪ I'm seeking? 691 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,426 ♪ That someone who can take me 692 00:29:56,428 --> 00:30:00,097 ♪ As I am? 693 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:04,134 ♪ That old friend I can talk to 694 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:07,905 ♪ Without speaking, 695 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:11,275 ♪ The lover with a sure 696 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:17,915 ♪ And steady hand? 697 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,788 ♪ Someone who's on the square 698 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:29,459 ♪ Who's not obsessed with her processed hair 699 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:32,129 ♪ Someone who really cares 700 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:37,501 ♪ Someone who's not afraid to love 701 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:41,638 ♪ It's fine if they've got love handles 702 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,175 ♪ She could even wear socks with sandals 703 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:48,145 ♪ I'm not expecting a lifetime plan 704 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:51,381 ♪ Just one to understand a hometown 705 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:55,986 ♪ fan who'll take a stand beside me 706 00:30:55,988 --> 00:31:01,291 ♪ Just give me someone that I can love 707 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:10,033 ♪ For real 708 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,328 (cheering) 709 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,065 - We love you, Liberty. 710 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:44,868 - I love you guys, too, so much. 711 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:48,005 - I just wish your mom ... 712 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,976 Just give me a call every now and again, okay? 713 00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:54,544 - I'll call you every day. 714 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:55,712 But you've gotta promise me you'll eat 715 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,381 something more than canned soup. 716 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,949 - Promise. 717 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:02,853 - I left some super simple recipes by the microwave. 718 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,058 - Miss Smith. 719 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,259 - Coming! 720 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,261 - Just remember what we talked about. 721 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,063 - Daddy, I love you. 722 00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:26,910 - I Sing America? 723 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:31,448 Kinda sounds like that Walt Whitman poem. 724 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,652 You know, I Hear America Singing, from Leaves of Grass? 725 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,387 Let's see 726 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,591 "I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear, 727 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:44,628 "Those of mechanics, each one singing his 728 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,497 "as it should be blithe and ... " 729 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:50,534 (giggles) 730 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,202 - We should get going. 731 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,170 - Okay. 732 00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,412 - [Crowd] Bye! 733 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,349 (bouncy music) 734 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,158 - A dramatic change of political strategy 735 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,494 for candidate Kenny Weston tonight. 736 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:54,398 And could one young woman save an entire campaign? 737 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,733 I'm Rolf Schnitzel and you've just entered 738 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,402 The Briefing Room. 739 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:01,204 (dramatic music) 740 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,175 Well, some political analysts are calling it 741 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:07,611 a desperate Hail Mary pass, 742 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,579 while others applaud Kenny Weston's 743 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,281 recent political rebranding 744 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,517 as a brilliant piece of strategy. 745 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,953 But maybe the results speak for themselves. 746 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:19,189 In just one hour, a new campaign commercial 747 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:22,692 featuring the singing, dancing sensation, Liberty Smith, 748 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:25,362 received over 20 million views. 749 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:26,630 Just in case you've been living 750 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,365 in a cave for the last few days, 751 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,699 here it is now. 752 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,669 (patriotic music) 753 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:37,040 ♪ Let's look ahead to the good old days 754 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:40,944 ♪ When life was bright and new 755 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:44,381 ♪ I'm looking forward to the good old days 756 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:47,784 ♪ A time that's tried and true 757 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:51,388 ♪ A time when everybody knew your name ♪ 758 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,289 (wolf whistling) (bike bell dinging) 759 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,490 ♪ And even if they didn't 760 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:55,725 ♪ They smiled just the same 761 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:59,129 ♪ I found a future in the good old days 762 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:02,899 ♪ Now won't you join me too 763 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:10,407 ♪ Two young lovers on a bright spring day 764 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:13,910 ♪ While mama waits inside 765 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:17,747 ♪ Better not cuss or fuss or fight 766 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:21,451 ♪ 'Cause papa will tan your hide 767 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:25,188 ♪ Grandma sits a-stitchin' in her rocker 768 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:28,925 ♪ And every meal was made by Betty Crocker 769 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:32,262 ♪ We can go back to the good old days 770 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:36,299 ♪ But it's up to you to decide 771 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,141 ♪ And Sunday (church organ music) 772 00:35:44,143 --> 00:35:47,410 ♪ Was the Lord's Day 773 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:53,683 ♪ For baseball and barbeque 774 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:59,489 ♪ Fishin' with Junior at the catfish pond 775 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:04,127 ♪ While Missy helped her mother with a chore 776 00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:07,931 ♪ Or two 777 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:12,969 (patriotic music) 778 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:20,944 (tap dancing) 779 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,448 ♪ Let's march ahead to a brand new day 780 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:35,819 ♪ Like the ones we left behind 781 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:39,623 ♪ Let's take a page from a golden age 782 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:43,326 ♪ A kinder, gentler time 783 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,762 ♪ A time when right was right 784 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,664 ♪ And wrong was wrong 785 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,599 ♪ And if you sang a tune 786 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,835 ♪ The band would play along 787 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:55,572 ♪ I'm moving on to the good old days 788 00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:57,907 ♪ Now won't you join me 789 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,476 ♪ Oh won't you join me 790 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:05,882 ♪ Won't you join me, too ? 791 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:10,053 (fireworks explosion) 792 00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:14,758 - [Kenny] I'm Kenny Weston and I approve this message. 793 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,228 (dixieland music) 794 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:54,731 (airplane engine roaring) 795 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:57,033 (cheering and applause) 796 00:38:57,035 --> 00:39:01,271 (heavy metal music) (fireworks exploding) 797 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:09,646 (train rumbling) 798 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:22,192 (train horn blaring) 799 00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:24,661 - [Voiceover] Now turning to you first, Tom Tishkin, 800 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:27,831 new polls showing Weston up by five points in Ohio, 801 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,432 but with the gap narrowing after 802 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:32,335 his lackluster performance on Tuesday night, 803 00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:34,003 what does Kenny Weston need to do 804 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,906 in the next two weeks before election day? 805 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,742 - [Voiceover] Well, he's definitely gotta improve 806 00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:41,010 his performance in the next debate. 807 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,113 He needs to look presidential; 808 00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:45,949 in command, but still relatable, 809 00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:48,218 someone the American people would want 810 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,019 to go on a fishing trip with. 811 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:53,690 And of course, the Liberty factor is gonna be huge. 812 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:55,525 She is enormously popular with both 813 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:59,429 unmarried females 18 to 25 and the Evangelicals, 814 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:00,697 who's turn out on election day 815 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,699 is gonna be absolutely essential. 816 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,868 She's sweet, she's smart, 817 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,370 she's very, very sexy, frankly. 818 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:11,674 If I were Weston, I would let her do all the talking. 819 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,147 - And the president of Turkmenistan, 820 00:40:17,149 --> 00:40:18,815 I think I can pronounce his first name, 821 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,049 but the second name, I st-- 822 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,919 - You don't have to worry about any of that. 823 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,054 You're gonna be great. 824 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,056 Everybody loves you. 825 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,725 - But what if somebody asks me something 826 00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:30,593 I don't know how to answer? 827 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,895 - Just listen. 828 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:39,302 ♪ When you Meet the Press or Face the Nation 829 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:45,041 ♪ There are some rules by which you always must abide 830 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:50,613 ♪ If you follow these simple lessons 831 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:54,417 ♪ You will make a strong impression 832 00:40:54,419 --> 00:41:00,924 ♪ And the pundits will come over to your side 833 00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:04,160 ♪ Stay on message 834 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,763 ♪ Project confidence 835 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,600 ♪ Say you think that Washington is rotten 836 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,769 ♪ Just look relaxed 837 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:15,038 ♪ But if a questioner attacks 838 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,108 ♪ Digress until the question is forgotten 839 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,144 ♪ You gotta keep it short 840 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,780 ♪ And make it snappy 841 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:27,617 ♪ Repeat it over and over like a rhyme 842 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,552 ♪ Ideas that once seemed dense 843 00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:31,387 ♪ Will feel like common sense 844 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:35,124 ♪ When they've heard it over 1500 times 845 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,293 ♪ But if they press you for a statement 846 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:40,964 ♪ And you're not sure it's okay 847 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,665 ♪ Remember 848 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,801 ♪ You never get in trouble 849 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:49,305 ♪ For something you don't say 850 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:50,974 Think you've got it? 851 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:52,141 - I think so. 852 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:53,409 - Okay. 853 00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:54,711 Let's try one. 854 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,648 Miss Smith, some have called you 855 00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,884 the pretty face of ugly politics. 856 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:02,185 Your response. 857 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,657 - Um, I think ... 858 00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:09,592 Can I get a hint? 859 00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:11,494 - Pivot, remember? 860 00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:12,695 Take the conversation from something 861 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:13,930 you don't want to talk about 862 00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:15,732 to something you do want to talk about. 863 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:18,034 - But what should I talk about? 864 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:21,905 - Well, you can never go wrong with the four F's. 865 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,306 - The four F's? 866 00:42:24,341 --> 00:42:26,843 - Faith, family, freedom, and fu ... 867 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,411 (music stops) 868 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,647 Mistakes by the opponent. 869 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:34,717 ♪ You can use statistics 870 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,120 ♪ As ballistics 871 00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:40,557 ♪ Drop them like a bomb to clear the air 872 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:42,392 ♪ The facts are flexible 873 00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:44,761 ♪ Always selectable 874 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:49,232 ♪ One person's foul is another person's fair 875 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,367 ♪ You gotta thank God a lot 876 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:53,536 ♪ And your parents 877 00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:55,705 ♪ Without them you'd have never made it 878 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:57,407 ♪ Here - That's true. 879 00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,375 ♪ Talk about your grandma 880 00:42:59,377 --> 00:43:01,110 ♪ From down in Alabama 881 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,646 ♪ Who works 18 hour days as a volunteer ♪ 882 00:43:03,648 --> 00:43:06,716 ♪ But if they question your assumptions 883 00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:10,053 ♪ Or the picture you portray 884 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,955 ♪ Remember 885 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,756 ♪ You never get in trouble 886 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:18,061 ♪ For something you don't say 887 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,397 - Does it ever bother you? 888 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,932 - What? 889 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:26,569 - You know, not telling the whole truth 890 00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:28,838 - Nobody tells the whole truth. 891 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,674 ♪ So don't say intervention, say 892 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,009 ♪ Keeping peace 893 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:35,678 ♪ Don't say occupation, say 894 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,746 - Permanent lease? 895 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:39,415 ♪ Don't say dog-eat-dog, say 896 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:40,817 ♪ Market forces 897 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:43,252 ♪ Don't say exploited labor, say 898 00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:46,589 ♪ Human resources 899 00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:48,324 - I think she's got it. 900 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:51,060 (tap dance swing music) 901 00:43:58,268 --> 00:43:59,268 - Oh. 902 00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:01,571 - Mmhmm, I can do that, too. 903 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,952 (giggles) 904 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,465 ♪ And don't say global warming, say ♪ 905 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:30,700 - This too shall pass. 906 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,302 ♪ Don't say air pollution, say 907 00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:34,303 - Prosperity gas? 908 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,739 ♪ Don't say detention camp, say 909 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,708 ♪ Enhanced cooperative 910 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:41,711 ♪ Don't say we lied, say 911 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:48,985 ♪ Previous statements are inoperative 912 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:56,859 ♪ I'll stay on message ♪ Stick to those talking points 913 00:44:56,861 --> 00:45:00,329 ♪ Project confidence ♪ Keep your messaging 914 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,532 ♪ Clear and confident 915 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:08,471 ♪ Say I think that Washington is rotten 916 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,841 ♪ I'll look relaxed 917 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:13,409 ♪ Don't be afraid to show 918 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,611 ♪ A hint of vulnerability ♪ And if a 919 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:18,848 ♪ But when someone attacks you ♪ Questioner attacks 920 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,050 ♪ Just hit back, don't let ♪ I'll distract 921 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,219 ♪ Them get you with a gotcha ♪ Until the question 922 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:25,421 ♪ And stall until ♪ Is forgotten 923 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:28,991 ♪ The question is forgot 924 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,395 ♪ And if I stumble on my answers 925 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:36,199 ♪ And the pundits make me pay 926 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:37,767 ♪ I'll remember 927 00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:41,637 ♪ You never get in trouble 928 00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:45,575 ♪ If you keep speaking double 929 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,610 ♪ You never get in trouble 930 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:53,349 ♪ For something you don't say 931 00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:59,055 (laughing) 932 00:45:59,057 --> 00:46:01,724 - [Nikki] Get out of my way. 933 00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:03,893 - [Liberty] Whee! 934 00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,796 (dramatic music) 935 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:11,934 - I can't get this without ... 936 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,736 Can I get a little help here? 937 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:14,971 - [Nikki] What's up? 938 00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:15,938 - You know how to do this, right? 939 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:16,773 - Yeah. 940 00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,908 - I just need you to ... 941 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:21,144 - Okay. 942 00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:22,411 (laughing) 943 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:25,515 Uh, Miss Smith, this won't hurt a bit. 944 00:46:25,517 --> 00:46:27,383 Alright, I think ... 945 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,454 We'll just go this way. 946 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,457 (Liberty giggles) 947 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,992 Well, you have to stand still. 948 00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:37,927 - I can't help it I'm ticklish. 949 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,997 - [Voiceover] Girls, wrap it up. We've got one minute. 950 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:41,964 - Okay. 951 00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:50,273 - Liberty. 952 00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:51,507 Rolf Schnitzel. 953 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:52,441 Oh, sorry, didn't mean to walk in 954 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,442 on the dressing room there. 955 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:54,443 (both laughing) 956 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:55,378 - Hi. 957 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:59,015 Why don't you just scootch around here? 958 00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:01,350 Yeah, so it's so great to have you here, finally. 959 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,486 I know we've been trying to get you on the show for 960 00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:05,054 seems like a couple of months now. 961 00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:07,757 - [Voiceover] And five, four ... 962 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,494 - And welcome back. 963 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,330 Joining me now, a face familiar to all of America, 964 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:17,834 Weston campaign surrogate, Miss Liberty Smith. 965 00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:19,635 Welcome to The Briefing Room, Liberty. 966 00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:20,903 - Thanks, Rolf. 967 00:47:20,905 --> 00:47:23,139 I'm really delighted to be here. 968 00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:25,808 - Now, Liberty, let's be honest. 969 00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:27,910 Without you, Kenny Weston's campaign 970 00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:29,846 would have been washed up a few months ago. 971 00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:32,582 You gave him whole a new lease on life. 972 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:35,351 - (chuckles) That's very nice of you to say, Rolf, 973 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:38,187 but I really can't claim any credit. 974 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,423 Senator Weston is the one who's out there 975 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:43,993 every day fighting for ordinary Americans. 976 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:46,162 I'm just cheering from the sidelines. 977 00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:47,897 - Well, I guess every candidate wishes he had 978 00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:49,999 a cheerleader as pretty as you, then. 979 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:52,068 (both laughing) 980 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:54,036 Now, of course, we all know your father 981 00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:56,038 is a well-respected pastor. 982 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,708 - But what our viewers might not know 983 00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:01,510 is that your mother was a medical missionary 984 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,446 who traveled to some of the most dangerous parts 985 00:48:03,448 --> 00:48:07,116 of the world in order to help those in need, until-- 986 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:08,417 - That's right. 987 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,986 My mother was ... 988 00:48:10,687 --> 00:48:12,355 - She was tragically-- 989 00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:15,691 - Yes, as a matter of fact, 990 00:48:16,026 --> 00:48:20,429 that's why I am such a strong support of Senator Weston. 991 00:48:20,431 --> 00:48:23,032 Senator Weston believes that America should take the lead 992 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:27,336 in (mumbles) ... creating a more peaceful world. 993 00:48:28,805 --> 00:48:29,739 - Fascinating. 994 00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:30,706 We're gonna take a short break, 995 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:31,707 but when we come back, 996 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,242 more intimate conversation 997 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,279 with America's political sweetheart, Miss Liberty Smith. 998 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:37,480 Stick around. 999 00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:40,383 (dramatic music) 1000 00:48:44,054 --> 00:48:45,488 - You really think it was okay? 1001 00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:46,722 - Yeah, it was great. 1002 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,324 It was perfect. 1003 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:50,259 And nice pivot on that Mom question. 1004 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,827 I'm glad you didn't let him push you around 1005 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,062 and get too personal. 1006 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:54,630 - [Yolanda] Hey girls! 1007 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,098 - Hi Yolanda! 1008 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,234 - I saw you from the green room. 1009 00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,236 You were fabulous. 1010 00:49:00,837 --> 00:49:02,805 - Well, that's only because of Nikki. 1011 00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:04,106 You wanna come to lunch with us? 1012 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,909 - I wish I could, but I got a plane. 1013 00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:09,412 Dickler wants you back in Washington, too. 1014 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:12,782 - Kenny needs debate prep, badly. (laughs) 1015 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,417 Probably now until the election. 1016 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:17,119 - But I thought she was gonna be with me the whole time. 1017 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:18,120 - Don't worry about it. 1018 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:19,322 You're doing great. 1019 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:21,424 You don't need me anymore. 1020 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,458 - That's not true. 1021 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,694 I still need you. 1022 00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:25,962 I mean, your help. 1023 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:29,665 I'm still not very good at all this. 1024 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:33,636 - Hey, hey, why don't you come with us for a few days? 1025 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:34,804 - What? 1026 00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:35,705 - Where? 1027 00:49:35,707 --> 00:49:36,772 - To Washington. 1028 00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:37,940 You could stay with me. 1029 00:49:37,942 --> 00:49:40,209 I have a whole empty house now. 1030 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:41,944 - I wouldn't wanna impose, or-- 1031 00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:43,446 - Not at all. 1032 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,281 I'll give you your own key. 1033 00:49:45,283 --> 00:49:47,049 You can come and go 1034 00:49:47,051 --> 00:49:48,617 and Nikki can show you 1035 00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:51,220 around town between sessions, right Nik? 1036 00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:52,054 - [Nikki] Mmhmm. 1037 00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:53,022 - Nikki? 1038 00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:56,959 I'd love to, but are you sure it's okay? 1039 00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:59,028 - [Yolanda] Positive. 1040 00:49:59,030 --> 00:49:59,996 - Okay. 1041 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:09,138 (car horns honking) (helicopters rumbling) 1042 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,376 - Alright, Kenny, just relax, be yourself, 1043 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:14,543 and the election is yours, 1044 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:16,379 as long as you don't fuck up. 1045 00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:17,847 - I'm sure that really puts him at ease. 1046 00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,582 - Stay in character, Levine. 1047 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:21,884 Alright, Kenny, let's try one. 1048 00:50:21,886 --> 00:50:22,718 Put on the glasses. 1049 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,653 - Oh, the glasses, yeah. 1050 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,489 Alright, okay, hit me. 1051 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:27,323 I'm ready. 1052 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:29,091 - Senator Weston. 1053 00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:31,560 Could you please outline your position on immigration? 1054 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:33,496 Specifically, do you favor comprehensive 1055 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,699 immigration reform and a path to citizenship? 1056 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:37,900 - Immigration, okay. 1057 00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:40,536 Uh, that's a tough one, uh ... 1058 00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:42,371 Right, well Nikki-- 1059 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,205 - Rolf. 1060 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:45,007 - Rolf, Rolf, right. 1061 00:50:45,842 --> 00:50:48,177 Well, Rolf, as you know, 1062 00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:50,012 America is a nation of immigrants. 1063 00:50:50,014 --> 00:50:53,949 My ancestors, my wife's grandparents, all came here, 1064 00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:55,551 legally, of course, 1065 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,020 trying to make a better life for themselves 1066 00:50:58,022 --> 00:50:59,722 and for their children. 1067 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:02,691 They left from wherever they were and came 1068 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,594 to the Statue of Liberty, where our poor 1069 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,897 and our hungry, our wretched refuse, 1070 00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:10,699 our tired, all huddled together. 1071 00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:13,602 Now, Julie's family worked 1072 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:15,771 in the coal mines in Pennsylvania 1073 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:17,373 and mine worked hard 1074 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,275 on river boats up and down the Mississippi, 1075 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:22,378 like you might see in Mark Twain or Huck Finn-- 1076 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:24,213 - What the _ó_ó_ are you talking about? 1077 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:25,714 - Well, okay, you're making me nervous. 1078 00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:26,949 Just let me ... 1079 00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:27,883 Here, give me another one. 1080 00:51:27,885 --> 00:51:28,717 Let's start over again, okay? 1081 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,586 (mumbles) 1082 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,054 - Foreign policy. 1083 00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:33,422 - Senator Weston, 1084 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,257 some in your party say that it's time 1085 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,725 for America to scale back 1086 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:39,295 its military commitments around the world. 1087 00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:41,964 They say we simply can no longer be the world's policeman 1088 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:45,000 and they propose major cuts to the defense budget. 1089 00:51:45,002 --> 00:51:48,904 Where exactly do you stand on this issue? 1090 00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:50,573 - Well, I appreciate your question, Nikki. 1091 00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:53,342 - [Dick] Rolf! - Shit, Rolf! 1092 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:54,310 Rolf, 1093 00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:56,445 as you know, 1094 00:51:57,514 --> 00:52:00,015 America is the greatest country in the world. 1095 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,817 In fact, we always have been, 1096 00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,452 ever since we beat the Redcoats 1097 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:04,787 in the American Revolution, 1098 00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,957 and I guess I'm just not ready to give that up. 1099 00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:09,358 You know, American workers are 1100 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,594 the greatest workers in the world 1101 00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:14,196 and that's why everyone wants military hardware 1102 00:52:14,198 --> 00:52:17,032 that's from the United States, so, 1103 00:52:17,034 --> 00:52:19,001 if I am elected president, 1104 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:22,271 I'll guarantee that every aircraft carrier, 1105 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:25,441 every cruise missile, every jet fighter, 1106 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:28,110 every surveillance drone across the world, 1107 00:52:28,112 --> 00:52:31,514 around the entire globe says, 1108 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:33,315 Made in America, 1109 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:37,987 not, Made in Japan or Guatemala. 1110 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,459 - Kenny, did you memorize the talking points I gave you? 1111 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:44,426 - Yes. 1112 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:46,729 Which ones? 1113 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:47,563 - All of them. 1114 00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:48,797 - [Kenny] Most of 'em. 1115 00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:50,199 - You have to memorize all of them 1116 00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:51,534 and all of the attack lines, too. 1117 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:53,068 Absolutely no ad-libbing. 1118 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,303 Just the script. 1119 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:56,805 We can't rehearse until you know your lines. 1120 00:52:56,807 --> 00:53:01,477 - Well, I thought that last answer was pretty good. 1121 00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:02,678 - Alright, we're done for the day. 1122 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,281 Kenny, I need to talk to you. 1123 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:08,484 - Hey. 1124 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,785 Where are you? 1125 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,820 Okay. 1126 00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:14,490 (bouncy music) 1127 00:53:25,168 --> 00:53:28,637 (camera shutter clicks) 1128 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:34,910 - "With malice toward none, with charity for all, 1129 00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,178 "with firmness in the right, 1130 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,847 "as God gives us to see the right, 1131 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:43,018 "let us strive on to finish the work we are in and that--" 1132 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:46,222 (cell phone ringing) 1133 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,591 - Hey, what's up? 1134 00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:52,294 - Oh, we're just leaving the Lincoln ... shit. 1135 00:53:52,296 --> 00:53:54,997 Shoot, totally forgot. 1136 00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:56,865 - [Yolanda] I figured you did. 1137 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,534 Why don't you just head over now 1138 00:53:58,536 --> 00:53:59,868 and bring Libby with you? 1139 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:01,637 We'll make it a trio. 1140 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,138 - Bring her there? 1141 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:04,540 - Bring me where? 1142 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:06,609 - [Yolanda] Bring her to the bar. 1143 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:09,044 - Yolanda invited me for drinks for my birthday. 1144 00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:10,546 Do you want to come? 1145 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:11,747 (Liberty laughs) 1146 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,616 We'll be there in 15. 1147 00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:18,020 (serene romantic music) 1148 00:54:28,465 --> 00:54:31,700 (background chatter) 1149 00:54:33,503 --> 00:54:36,305 - [Group] Surprise! (party horns blowing) 1150 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:37,139 - What? 1151 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,074 You sneaky bitch. 1152 00:54:39,076 --> 00:54:41,610 - I thought you'd never get here. 1153 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,079 - Did you know about this? 1154 00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:45,414 (giggles) 1155 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:48,417 Remind me to never trust you again. 1156 00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:51,754 - Hey, how are you? 1157 00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:53,756 Let me take your coat. 1158 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:55,257 - [Liberty] Okay. 1159 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:58,060 (sexy electronic dance music) 1160 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,268 - [Waitress] What can I get you guys? 1161 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:08,504 - Um, do you have, like, ginger ale? 1162 00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:09,772 - [Waitress] Yeah, sure. 1163 00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:10,606 - That sounds good, I'll have the same. 1164 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,107 - [Waitress] Okay. 1165 00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:19,748 - So ... 1166 00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:23,819 How are you? 1167 00:55:25,121 --> 00:55:26,488 - Fine. 1168 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:27,823 Fine, yeah. 1169 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:29,458 Thanks, just fine. 1170 00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:34,229 Oh, I almost forgot, uh ... 1171 00:55:34,231 --> 00:55:35,864 I have a present for you. 1172 00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:37,066 - [Nikki] Oh, you didn't have to do that. 1173 00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:39,501 - Well, I was in the Supreme Court gift shop 1174 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:40,869 and I saw this. 1175 00:55:42,305 --> 00:55:44,907 I thought of you right away. 1176 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,009 - The Complete Opinions of Louis Brandeis. 1177 00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,010 - [Liberty] Yeah. 1178 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,478 I hope you don't have it already. 1179 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,213 - No, I don't have it. 1180 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:52,981 - The dissent on Olmstead versus U.S. 1181 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,817 is really incredible. 1182 00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:59,154 Anyway, I just thought, if you do end up going to law school, 1183 00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:01,990 you know, it might come in handy. 1184 00:56:05,929 --> 00:56:08,664 - I don't know anyone like you. 1185 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,568 To you. 1186 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,203 - Well, no, to us. 1187 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:18,340 I mean, you know, to both of us. 1188 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:19,575 Not just me. 1189 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,184 Oh shoot! 1190 00:56:29,285 --> 00:56:30,219 Oh my gosh. 1191 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,453 - [Nikki] You're all wet. 1192 00:56:31,455 --> 00:56:34,890 - Oh, uh ... I can do that by myself. 1193 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,692 Thanks, um ... 1194 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,460 Listen, I better ... 1195 00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:39,528 - I should drive you-- 1196 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,295 - No! - [Nikki] It's late. 1197 00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:41,864 - I mean, I'm fine. 1198 00:56:43,099 --> 00:56:45,734 I should really, I gotta catch my plane early tomorrow. 1199 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,202 I should, uh ... 1200 00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:51,073 Thanks for a great gay -- day! 1201 00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:59,181 (pensive music) 1202 00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,586 ♪ Oh love 1203 00:57:37,588 --> 00:57:40,689 (soft piano music) 1204 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:44,560 ♪ I dare not speak your name 1205 00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:49,932 ♪ For if I speak your name 1206 00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:56,839 ♪ You will hear my voice 1207 00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:59,308 ♪ Trembling 1208 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,578 ♪ Oh love 1209 00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:08,584 ♪ I dare not meet your gaze 1210 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:16,024 ♪ For if I meet your gaze 1211 00:58:17,727 --> 00:58:21,129 ♪ You will see my eyes 1212 00:58:22,699 --> 00:58:25,000 ♪ Wanting 1213 00:58:28,538 --> 00:58:33,141 ♪ Then all 1214 00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:36,178 ♪ Is lost 1215 00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:41,283 ♪ All is lost 1216 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:58,200 ♪ Better not to see 1217 00:58:59,002 --> 00:59:03,705 ♪ Better not to hear 1218 00:59:04,107 --> 00:59:09,177 ♪ And never speak your name 1219 00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:13,715 ♪ Oh love 1220 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:18,720 ♪ I dare not stand too near 1221 00:59:19,355 --> 00:59:22,991 ♪ For if I stand too near 1222 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,863 ♪ You will feel my heart 1223 00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,631 ♪ Beating 1224 00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,934 ♪ Oh love 1225 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:37,339 ♪ I dare not see you smile 1226 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:43,078 ♪ For if I see you smile 1227 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:47,215 ♪ You will catch my soul 1228 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:49,251 ♪ Singing 1229 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:53,922 ♪ Then all 1230 00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,792 ♪ Is lost 1231 01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:05,100 ♪ But when I speak your name 1232 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:09,371 ♪ Is when I can believe 1233 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:14,776 ♪ There is another world 1234 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:40,836 ♪ And when you're all alone 1235 01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:45,841 ♪ As I am all alone 1236 01:00:49,112 --> 01:00:55,417 ♪ Do you ever speak my name? 1237 01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,188 ♪ Do you ever 1238 01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:05,427 ♪ Do you ever 1239 01:01:06,963 --> 01:01:09,097 ♪ Speak 1240 01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,869 ♪ My 1241 01:01:14,871 --> 01:01:19,808 ♪ Name? 1242 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:29,985 (camera shutter clicks) 1243 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:40,762 (dramatic music) 1244 01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:43,165 - Well, they're calling it "Kissgate." 1245 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,367 A campaign scandal that has rocked Washington 1246 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:47,936 and put this election back up for grabs. 1247 01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:52,140 America's conservative sweetheart turns out to be 1248 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:53,842 a lesbian. 1249 01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:57,245 Now, Democrats are calling flip-flop, 1250 01:01:57,247 --> 01:02:00,916 and Weston's socially conservative base is furious. 1251 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,417 The big question now, of course, 1252 01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:04,019 what did Kenny Weston know 1253 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:06,588 about Liberty's sexual preference, 1254 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:08,423 and when did he know it? 1255 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,693 (jackhammer echoing) 1256 01:02:11,695 --> 01:02:14,496 (horns honking) 1257 01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:33,715 - I'm really sorry, Kenny, I messed up. 1258 01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:38,220 - Well, maybe we-- 1259 01:02:38,222 --> 01:02:39,721 - You messed up? 1260 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,289 You fucked over our whole campaign 1261 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:42,891 just so you could score a little more pussy. 1262 01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:44,426 - You shut your dirty mouth! 1263 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,594 You can't talk to her like that! 1264 01:02:45,596 --> 01:02:46,428 - [Dick] Says who? 1265 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:47,395 - Says me! 1266 01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:54,703 - Well, at the very least, it was incredibly unprofessional. 1267 01:02:57,106 --> 01:03:00,642 - I just wanted to say how sorry I am 1268 01:03:00,644 --> 01:03:03,912 for all the trouble I've caused. 1269 01:03:03,914 --> 01:03:05,280 I'm going away. 1270 01:03:10,853 --> 01:03:12,254 - Liberty, it's okay. 1271 01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:13,922 Just because your father's a bigot, doesn't-- 1272 01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:15,423 - He's not a bigot! 1273 01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:16,658 - That's not what I meant to say -- 1274 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:19,494 - He's the kindest, most generous person I know. 1275 01:03:19,496 --> 01:03:22,297 If anybody's a bigot, it's you. 1276 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:24,766 - What? 1277 01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:25,934 - You think anybody who believes in God 1278 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:28,603 is stupid, or naive, or deluded or -- 1279 01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,604 - I never said that. 1280 01:03:29,606 --> 01:03:32,007 - You didn't have to! 1281 01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:33,508 - Why are you taking this out on me? 1282 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:35,243 I'm not the one ... 1283 01:03:37,613 --> 01:03:38,446 I love you. 1284 01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:39,581 - Oh please. 1285 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:44,452 You don't even know what real love is. 1286 01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:46,955 It's about self sacrifice. 1287 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:50,625 It's about doing things for others. 1288 01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:55,197 Doing the right thing, even if it's not the thing you want. 1289 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:59,000 Giving up your own life for someone else's. 1290 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,203 That's real love. 1291 01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:04,573 - No. 1292 01:04:04,575 --> 01:04:06,308 That's codependency. 1293 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:08,543 There's a big difference. 1294 01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:12,848 - So you're saying Jesus was codependent? 1295 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,082 I knew it. 1296 01:04:14,084 --> 01:04:16,051 - Liberty, wait a sec. 1297 01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:25,560 - Oh Lord, we ask you for the courage to change, 1298 01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:27,996 for we know if we come before you humbly, 1299 01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:32,667 and ask for forgiveness, we will be born anew. 1300 01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:36,071 Oh, yours is a wonderworking, transformative power, 1301 01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:39,107 a power to heal body and spirit. 1302 01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:41,710 We ask you to use your awesome power 1303 01:04:41,712 --> 01:04:46,047 to heal Liberty, who's suffering so, at this moment. 1304 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:50,886 Oh Lord, we ask you to fill her afresh with the Holy Spirit, 1305 01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:53,889 and to make her clean again. 1306 01:04:53,891 --> 01:04:55,457 Thank you, Lord. 1307 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:57,926 In Jesus name we pray, Amen. 1308 01:04:59,795 --> 01:05:00,762 - Amen. 1309 01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:04,699 - Honey, it's gonna be okay. 1310 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:07,903 - [Liberty] I think praying made me feel even worse. 1311 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:10,639 - But you're gonna be all better real soon. 1312 01:05:10,641 --> 01:05:11,873 The brochure says this place 1313 01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:13,074 has all the most modern treatments, 1314 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,211 and a cure rate of over 90%. 1315 01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:18,546 Plus, with all those gay men there, 1316 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:20,782 you know they're gonna have a terrific glee club. 1317 01:05:28,224 --> 01:05:30,992 - I think drinking is making me feel worse. 1318 01:05:30,994 --> 01:05:32,627 - It usually does. 1319 01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:35,764 You're definitely not a happy drunk. 1320 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,667 - I shouldn't have kissed her. 1321 01:05:38,669 --> 01:05:40,235 - It's not like she didn't want to. 1322 01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:43,538 - No, maybe I just pushed her into it. 1323 01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:48,310 - I really think she'll come around. 1324 01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:49,778 Just be patient. 1325 01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:52,380 (Dramatic music from T.V.) 1326 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:53,982 - And now, new developments 1327 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:56,284 in the unfolding Kissgate scandal. 1328 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,919 America's sweetheart, Liberty Smith 1329 01:05:57,921 --> 01:05:59,955 has checked into what sources close to the family 1330 01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:03,258 describe as a "gender reorientation facility." 1331 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:05,627 Exclusive video of Liberty now as she enters the 1332 01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:08,096 Straight From the Heart Reparative Therapy Camp 1333 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:09,764 outside of Lynchburg, Virginia. 1334 01:06:09,766 --> 01:06:11,232 - Motherfucker. 1335 01:06:16,372 --> 01:06:19,908 (melancholy piano music) 1336 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:48,536 ♪ Some say that losin' 1337 01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:53,274 ♪ Makes a heart grow strong 1338 01:06:54,477 --> 01:06:58,847 ♪ Some say, "You'll forget her 1339 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:01,783 ♪ Before too long." 1340 01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:06,988 ♪ Some say, "You're better off." 1341 01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:12,660 ♪ Some say, "It all depends." 1342 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:18,199 ♪ Some say it's "better to have loved and lost." 1343 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,435 ♪ But I say I never 1344 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:26,541 ♪ Will be lost in this love again 1345 01:07:27,343 --> 01:07:29,677 ♪ Oh 'cause love 1346 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:35,183 ♪ Makes the wise ones foolish 1347 01:07:36,952 --> 01:07:39,954 ♪ And do things 1348 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:45,360 ♪ That they should not do 1349 01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:52,333 ♪ And love makes the foolish ones 1350 01:07:52,868 --> 01:07:56,271 ♪ Think they're so wise 1351 01:07:56,273 --> 01:08:00,241 ♪ That all of their dreams 1352 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:04,379 ♪ May come true 1353 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:11,386 ♪ I'm tired of the moonlight 1354 01:08:11,388 --> 01:08:15,023 ♪ That shines in her hair 1355 01:08:16,325 --> 01:08:20,061 ♪ I'm so done with dancin' 1356 01:08:20,896 --> 01:08:24,766 ♪ In our perfect little pair 1357 01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:28,770 ♪ Those sweet tender kisses 1358 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:34,909 ♪ That I wished would not end 1359 01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:40,448 ♪ Some say it's better to have loved and lost 1360 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,917 ♪ But I say I never 1361 01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:47,755 ♪ Will be lost in this love again 1362 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:51,259 ♪ Sometimes I get so lonely 1363 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,896 ♪ Sometimes I get so blue 1364 01:08:56,098 --> 01:08:59,300 ♪ Sometimes I get so damned depressed 1365 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:04,439 ♪ That I can't see my way through 1366 01:09:05,274 --> 01:09:08,176 ♪ But one things for certain 1367 01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:14,616 ♪ I am staying on this track 1368 01:09:15,117 --> 01:09:18,019 ♪ Unless she wants me still 1369 01:09:18,021 --> 01:09:22,323 ♪ 'Cause I would gladly take her back 1370 01:09:25,027 --> 01:09:28,329 ♪ What was I thinking 1371 01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:32,133 ♪ What have I done 1372 01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:37,805 ♪ Messed up my whole life 1373 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:42,110 ♪ I really thought she was the one 1374 01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:46,414 ♪ I thought I found a lover 1375 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:51,819 ♪ But I lost my best friend 1376 01:09:53,055 --> 01:09:57,358 ♪ Some say it's better to have loved and lost 1377 01:09:58,661 --> 01:10:01,863 ♪ But I can't forget her 1378 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:06,334 ♪ I'll be lost in this love 1379 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:13,641 ♪ 'Til the end 1380 01:10:17,012 --> 01:10:18,947 - Well good morning, everybody. 1381 01:10:18,949 --> 01:10:23,251 Welcome back, um, I would like to begin 1382 01:10:23,253 --> 01:10:25,353 by introducing a new friend. 1383 01:10:25,355 --> 01:10:27,722 Say hello to Liberty. 1384 01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:29,691 - [Ladies] Hi, Liberty. 1385 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:33,027 - Let me begin by saying how truly blessed we are 1386 01:10:33,029 --> 01:10:34,529 to have you with us today. 1387 01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:39,434 We know how difficult it can be to take that first step. 1388 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:43,538 But I am living proof that change is possible. 1389 01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:47,308 Most of our graduates go on to lead happy 1390 01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:48,543 and productive lives 1391 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:52,213 with attractive opposite sex partners. 1392 01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:54,048 Some become proud parents 1393 01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:57,485 and leaders of Fortune 500 companies. 1394 01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:59,821 Some even go on to become 1395 01:10:59,823 --> 01:11:03,157 important figures in the church. 1396 01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:05,860 So, let's get started. 1397 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:10,231 ♪ When God made Adam from (classical music) 1398 01:11:10,233 --> 01:11:14,168 ♪ A dirty lump of clay 1399 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:18,473 ♪ He saw that it was good but not enough 1400 01:11:19,408 --> 01:11:22,777 ♪ So he snatched a rib from Adam 1401 01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:26,281 ♪ To fashion the first madam 1402 01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:29,350 ♪ And that is why you girls and boys 1403 01:11:29,352 --> 01:11:33,488 ♪ Are made from different stuff 1404 01:11:35,257 --> 01:11:38,092 ♪ Why girls like symphonies 1405 01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:42,697 ♪ And quilting bees, and pretty please 1406 01:11:42,699 --> 01:11:47,335 ♪ And meeting girlfriends at the mall 1407 01:11:47,337 --> 01:11:50,438 ♪ But most of all 1408 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:54,008 ♪ Most of all girls like boys 1409 01:11:54,010 --> 01:11:56,978 (women sighing passionately) 1410 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,781 ♪ And boys like hockey pucks 1411 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,883 ♪ And pickup trucks 1412 01:12:01,885 --> 01:12:04,285 ♪ And 12-point bucks 1413 01:12:04,287 --> 01:12:08,823 ♪ And getting drunk with all the guys 1414 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:12,060 ♪ So it's no surprise 1415 01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:15,563 ♪ Most of all boys like girls 1416 01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:18,232 (men grunting) 1417 01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,868 ♪ But occasionally (salsa music) 1418 01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:23,805 ♪ We get confused 1419 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:25,807 ♪ The wires get crossed 1420 01:12:25,809 --> 01:12:28,309 ♪ And the message is lost 1421 01:12:28,311 --> 01:12:30,645 ♪ But when temptation calls 1422 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:33,314 ♪ We must refuse 1423 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,850 ♪'Cause if you give in to your nature 1424 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:38,486 ♪ You're bound to lose 1425 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:39,954 Oh, come on now! 1426 01:12:40,889 --> 01:12:43,691 Boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl! 1427 01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:49,797 (classical piano music) 1428 01:12:57,773 --> 01:13:00,041 And one, two, three. 1429 01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:03,644 And, two, three. 1430 01:13:10,686 --> 01:13:12,887 ♪ But occasionally (salsa music) 1431 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:15,690 ♪ We are perplexed 1432 01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:20,027 ♪ We feel no effects from the opposite sex 1433 01:13:20,029 --> 01:13:22,530 ♪ But when temptation calls 1434 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:25,433 ♪ We must refuse 1435 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,769 ♪ 'Cause if you give in to your nature 1436 01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:31,406 ♪ You're bound to lose 1437 01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:35,543 ♪ (Ladies) La di da yah, la di da yah 1438 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:40,882 ♪ La di da yah, la di da di da di da 1439 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,584 ♪ Di da di da 1440 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:48,356 ♪ La di di da di di yah da da da dah 1441 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:52,894 ♪ La di da yah, La di da yah 1442 01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:58,299 ♪ La di da yah La di da di da di da 1443 01:13:58,301 --> 01:14:01,235 ♪ Di da di da 1444 01:14:01,237 --> 01:14:05,406 ♪ La la la la la la 1445 01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:07,642 (salsa music) 1446 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:11,412 - That's right, men come on, dig deeper! 1447 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,686 ♪ And girls like 1448 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:52,653 ♪ Diamond rings 1449 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:53,821 ♪ And boys like 1450 01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:54,655 ♪ Breaking things 1451 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:55,857 ♪ And girls like 1452 01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:56,991 ♪ Picking roses 1453 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:57,825 ♪ And boys like 1454 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:58,960 ♪ Punching noses 1455 01:14:58,962 --> 01:15:00,061 ♪ And girls like 1456 01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:00,895 ♪ Baby dolls 1457 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,731 ♪ But most of all 1458 01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:07,335 ♪ Most of all boys like girls 1459 01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:08,302 ♪ And girls like 1460 01:15:08,304 --> 01:15:09,370 ♪ Being flirty 1461 01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:10,304 ♪ And boys like 1462 01:15:10,306 --> 01:15:11,305 ♪ Getting dirty 1463 01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:12,373 ♪ And girls like 1464 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,474 ♪ Cute and cuter 1465 01:15:13,476 --> 01:15:14,408 ♪ And boys like 1466 01:15:14,410 --> 01:15:15,643 ♪ Giant hooters 1467 01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:16,544 ♪ And girls like 1468 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:17,712 ♪ Phone calls 1469 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:20,314 ♪ But most of all 1470 01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:22,550 ♪ Most of all 1471 01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:26,053 ♪ Boys like girls 1472 01:15:26,055 --> 01:15:28,189 ♪ Girls like boys 1473 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:31,492 ♪ Boys like girls 1474 01:15:31,494 --> 01:15:33,828 ♪ Girls like boys!!! 1475 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:36,097 (departing footsteps) 1476 01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:38,599 Well! (door slams) 1477 01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:41,969 Well it isn't easy being normal. 1478 01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:46,607 (heavy breathing) (groaning) 1479 01:15:46,609 --> 01:15:47,441 (knocking on door) 1480 01:15:47,443 --> 01:15:48,409 - Come in. 1481 01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:53,581 Ah, Miss Jones. 1482 01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:55,917 What a pleasure to see you today! 1483 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:57,518 - Can I talk to you for a moment? 1484 01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,687 - Well sure, come on in. 1485 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:01,956 I'm sorry, the place usually isn't this bad. 1486 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:03,090 Have a seat. 1487 01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:08,262 Can I get you something to drink? 1488 01:16:08,264 --> 01:16:10,364 Coffee or pop or juice? 1489 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,599 - No, thanks. 1490 01:16:13,535 --> 01:16:15,603 - Well, you must be as overwhelmed 1491 01:16:15,605 --> 01:16:17,405 by this whole thing as I am. 1492 01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:20,107 - [Yolanda] Actually, I'm not with the campaign anymore. 1493 01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:21,075 - Oh. 1494 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:22,310 - [Yolanda] Reverend Smith. 1495 01:16:22,312 --> 01:16:26,047 - (clears throat) It's J.J. 1496 01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:28,983 - I know you only want what you think is best for Liberty. 1497 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:33,721 - Hey, it's not what I want, it's what God wants. 1498 01:16:33,723 --> 01:16:37,625 - Don't you think God wants Liberty to be happy? 1499 01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:40,494 - Uh, yeah, but sin can't make a person happy, 1500 01:16:40,496 --> 01:16:42,096 not in the long run. 1501 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:45,232 - And loving someone, is that a sin? 1502 01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:47,535 - Oh, well ... 1503 01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:54,642 - I don't know if Libby ever told you, 1504 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:58,179 but my father was a pastor. 1505 01:16:58,181 --> 01:16:59,780 - [JJ] I don't recall that she did. 1506 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:02,116 - I grew up in the church. 1507 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:05,853 There were five of us, and my oldest brother Jimmy, 1508 01:17:05,855 --> 01:17:09,624 he was an incredible singer as a young man. 1509 01:17:09,626 --> 01:17:12,026 Everybody said he had the most beautiful voice 1510 01:17:12,028 --> 01:17:13,494 they'd ever heard. 1511 01:17:15,764 --> 01:17:18,466 Until one day, my dad 1512 01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:22,770 found him with another boy from the choir. 1513 01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:24,171 Were they ... 1514 01:17:24,173 --> 01:17:27,174 - [Yolanda] Daddy was furious. 1515 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:33,948 Said, no son of his was gonna be a "candy ass faggot." 1516 01:17:35,050 --> 01:17:36,951 Jimmy was so ashamed. 1517 01:17:38,286 --> 01:17:41,122 We didn't see him for years. 1518 01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:43,858 Didn't know if he was dead or alive. 1519 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:46,060 - Well, what happened to him? 1520 01:17:46,062 --> 01:17:48,362 - He ran away to the city. 1521 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:53,634 Lord knows what he had to do to survive in those days. 1522 01:17:53,636 --> 01:17:55,536 He was 16. 1523 01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:59,607 - Did you ever see him again? 1524 01:18:01,076 --> 01:18:04,979 - I did, couple times before he died. 1525 01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:09,650 He didn't look the same though. 1526 01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:13,020 And the saddest thing ... 1527 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:15,389 - What? 1528 01:18:17,492 --> 01:18:20,127 - He never sang another note, 1529 01:18:21,329 --> 01:18:24,131 not one note. 1530 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:29,003 Anointed by God with a beautiful voice, 1531 01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:31,372 and he never used it again. 1532 01:18:33,275 --> 01:18:36,343 I guess he felt like he didn't have much 1533 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,212 to sing praise about. 1534 01:18:41,516 --> 01:18:47,021 ♪ If your God is one (soulful gospel music) 1535 01:18:48,857 --> 01:18:53,828 ♪ Who fills a child with fear 1536 01:18:55,130 --> 01:19:01,268 ♪ And if your God is one 1537 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:09,343 ♪ Who commands but doesn't hear 1538 01:19:11,813 --> 01:19:18,018 ♪ And if your God is one 1539 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:24,358 ♪ Who's certain and self righteous 1540 01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:30,998 ♪ Then Mary never had a son 1541 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:36,237 ♪ There's no hope for anyone 1542 01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:40,174 ♪ Jesus was an Atheist 1543 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:44,078 ♪ And so am I 1544 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,247 - Now just wait a second, this is a house of God. 1545 01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:47,915 You can't just say that. 1546 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:50,851 ♪ If your God 1547 01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,087 ♪ Is one 1548 01:19:53,089 --> 01:19:58,125 ♪ Who clings to his opinions 1549 01:19:59,327 --> 01:20:03,230 ♪ And if your God is one who 1550 01:20:04,099 --> 01:20:07,701 ♪ Makes love feel like shame 1551 01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:13,307 ♪ Tell me if your God is one 1552 01:20:13,441 --> 01:20:19,480 ♪ Who hates the same things you do 1553 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,615 ♪ Oh 1554 01:20:23,351 --> 01:20:25,986 ♪ There is no hill at Calvary 1555 01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:28,322 ♪ The future's bleak as it can be 1556 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:31,992 ♪ Jesus was an Atheist 1557 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:36,597 ♪ So am I 1558 01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:41,368 ♪ Oh so am I 1559 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:43,337 ♪ Ooh 1560 01:20:44,239 --> 01:20:47,508 ♪ 'Cause how can love be wrong? 1561 01:20:47,742 --> 01:20:48,909 ♪ It's not wrong! 1562 01:20:48,911 --> 01:20:52,146 ♪ And how can hate be right? 1563 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:53,581 ♪ It's not right! 1564 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:59,653 ♪ How could an ever loving Father 1565 01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:04,458 ♪ Cast a stone at his own children? 1566 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,563 ♪ It's not right, it's not right. 1567 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:11,999 ♪ But if your God 1568 01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:14,835 ♪ Is one 1569 01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:20,040 ♪ Who's filled with deep compassion 1570 01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:25,412 ♪ And if your God is one 1571 01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:30,684 ♪ Who feels another's pain 1572 01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:35,990 ♪ And if your God is one 1573 01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:45,065 ♪ Who sees the light in every face. 1574 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:48,202 ♪I'll sing praises in a song 1575 01:21:48,204 --> 01:21:52,873 ♪ There's hope inside of everyone 1576 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:56,777 ♪ I know there is a God 1577 01:21:56,779 --> 01:22:05,719 ♪ And God is love 1578 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:10,357 ♪ Oh my God is love 1579 01:22:11,226 --> 01:22:13,727 ♪ Oh 1580 01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:17,398 ♪ God is love, God is love 1581 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,133 ♪ Oh 1582 01:22:19,135 --> 01:22:20,768 (Choir) How can love be wrong? 1583 01:22:20,770 --> 01:22:23,337 ♪ How can it be wrong? How can it be wrong? 1584 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,606 ♪(Choir) How can hate be right? 1585 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:28,409 ♪Ooo, how can it be right? 1586 01:22:28,411 --> 01:22:33,948 ♪ How could a gentle Prince of Peace 1587 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:39,086 ♪ make a war on his own children? 1588 01:22:39,921 --> 01:22:44,058 ♪ Oh, if your God 1589 01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:47,461 ♪ Is one 1590 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:51,432 ♪ Who surpasses understanding 1591 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:57,438 ♪ And if your God is one 1592 01:22:57,772 --> 01:23:03,477 ♪ Who's called by many names 1593 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:06,013 ♪ Love is patient, love is kind 1594 01:23:06,015 --> 01:23:08,515 ♪ It's greater than the prophet's mind 1595 01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:10,818 ♪ You can have the most unshaking faith 1596 01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:14,054 ♪ But if you don't have love, it's all a waste 1597 01:23:14,056 --> 01:23:16,357 ♪ Always feeling gratitude 1598 01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:18,792 ♪ It holds no grudge and it does not brood 1599 01:23:18,794 --> 01:23:21,061 ♪ You can have the most angelic voice 1600 01:23:21,063 --> 01:23:23,964 ♪ But if you don't have love, it's all just noise 1601 01:23:23,966 --> 01:23:26,533 ♪(Choir) My God is your God my God is love. 1602 01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:30,838 ♪ My God is love, my God is love 1603 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:35,676 ♪ He is love, he is love 1604 01:23:37,145 --> 01:23:41,281 ♪ My God is love 1605 01:23:42,817 --> 01:23:44,485 ♪ He is love 1606 01:23:44,487 --> 01:23:47,187 ♪(Choir) My God is your God my God is Love. 1607 01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:50,891 ♪ My God, my God is love 1608 01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:59,333 ♪ My God is 1609 01:23:59,335 --> 01:24:02,970 ♪ Love 1610 01:24:07,675 --> 01:24:12,346 (winter wind blowing) 1611 01:24:22,457 --> 01:24:30,364 (mysterious dream music) 1612 01:24:33,768 --> 01:24:38,172 (echoing footsteps) 1613 01:24:41,976 --> 01:24:43,243 - Mom? 1614 01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:54,888 - You came out so beautifully. 1615 01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:59,126 - I still miss you, Mom. 1616 01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:02,296 - You know what you have to do. 1617 01:25:02,298 --> 01:25:04,465 - But what about Daddy? 1618 01:25:04,467 --> 01:25:06,600 - Oh, he'll get over it. 1619 01:25:07,902 --> 01:25:10,971 And, by the way, could you ask him to get over me? 1620 01:25:10,973 --> 01:25:12,272 I've moved on. 1621 01:25:36,598 --> 01:25:39,066 (running footsteps) 1622 01:25:44,339 --> 01:25:47,241 (birds chirping) 1623 01:26:07,629 --> 01:26:11,431 - [Voiceover] And five, four, three, two ... 1624 01:26:13,501 --> 01:26:14,868 - Senator Weston, thank you so much 1625 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:16,803 for joining us here on The Briefing Room today. 1626 01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,172 - Well, it's my pleasure, Rolf. 1627 01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:19,573 - Let's get right to it. 1628 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:21,842 The latest polls show that the general public, 1629 01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:23,911 and even a majority within your own party, 1630 01:26:23,913 --> 01:26:25,979 have an overwhelmingly favorable opinion 1631 01:26:25,981 --> 01:26:27,548 of the Liberty-Levine relationship 1632 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:30,250 since their appearance on the Sunday talks last week. 1633 01:26:30,252 --> 01:26:31,418 In fact, many observers 1634 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:33,153 attribute your sagging poll numbers 1635 01:26:33,155 --> 01:26:35,589 to your poor handling of the Kissgate scandal. 1636 01:26:35,591 --> 01:26:38,025 Would you consider revising your position 1637 01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:39,326 on their relationship 1638 01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:42,996 and on same-sex marriage, generally? 1639 01:26:42,998 --> 01:26:45,532 - Well, Rolf, as I have stated before, 1640 01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:47,401 I bear no personal animosity 1641 01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:49,536 toward Liberty or Miss Levine 1642 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:53,807 or the homosexual people, as a people, generally. 1643 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:59,513 In fact, I wish them all the happiness in the world. 1644 01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:03,317 I believe that America is all about freedom. 1645 01:27:04,586 --> 01:27:07,854 That's why my ancestors came here in the first place. 1646 01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:10,190 Well, they weren't gay, of course. 1647 01:27:10,192 --> 01:27:12,859 You know, if they were gay, I wouldn't even be here. 1648 01:27:12,861 --> 01:27:14,127 But, uh, you know, I don't even know 1649 01:27:14,129 --> 01:27:16,763 if they had gay people back then, 1650 01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:18,999 except maybe the cowboys. 1651 01:27:20,034 --> 01:27:21,201 Did you ever see that movie Humpback Mountain 1652 01:27:21,203 --> 01:27:22,703 about the fellers-- 1653 01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:26,540 - So you still do not support same sex marriage? 1654 01:27:26,542 --> 01:27:28,809 - I didn't say that. 1655 01:27:28,811 --> 01:27:30,310 Did I? 1656 01:27:30,312 --> 01:27:33,046 (slow waltz music) 1657 01:28:11,619 --> 01:28:15,222 ♪ Do you take this woman 1658 01:28:16,324 --> 01:28:19,626 ♪ To have and to hold 1659 01:28:21,262 --> 01:28:25,932 ♪ When she's frail and she's feeble 1660 01:28:25,934 --> 01:28:29,670 ♪ When she's tired and old? 1661 01:28:33,941 --> 01:28:37,110 ♪ I do 1662 01:28:39,947 --> 01:28:43,784 ♪ But do you take this woman 1663 01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:48,422 ♪ Beginning today 1664 01:28:50,024 --> 01:28:53,894 ♪ Will you go where I'm going 1665 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:57,964 ♪ And stay where I stay 1666 01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:05,038 ♪ I do 1667 01:29:06,808 --> 01:29:10,377 ♪ And even though 1668 01:29:10,379 --> 01:29:15,949 ♪ You see my imperfections 1669 01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:20,987 ♪ Even though they say 1670 01:29:20,989 --> 01:29:25,726 ♪ That lovers change 1671 01:29:27,495 --> 01:29:30,330 ♪ Even though we never know 1672 01:29:30,332 --> 01:29:36,503 ♪ What this life may bring 1673 01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:42,075 ♪ I'll trust in you 1674 01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:47,881 ♪ I'll trust you, too 1675 01:29:48,616 --> 01:29:51,852 ♪ I'll stay with you 1676 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:57,591 ♪ I'll stay here, too 1677 01:29:58,092 --> 01:30:02,028 ♪ As long as we both 1678 01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:07,834 ♪ Shall live 1679 01:30:09,604 --> 01:30:13,173 ♪ (Choir)Do you take this woman 1680 01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:18,845 ♪ To honor and obey? 1681 01:30:19,547 --> 01:30:23,650 ♪ When you know you're right and she is wrong 1682 01:30:23,652 --> 01:30:27,754 ♪ Will you listen anyway? 1683 01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:32,058 ♪ (Choir) Do you take this woman 1684 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:36,263 ♪ For rich and for poor? 1685 01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:40,400 ♪ If she's recognized and famous 1686 01:30:40,402 --> 01:30:45,739 ♪ Or quiet and obscure? And 1687 01:30:45,741 --> 01:30:48,809 ♪ [Choir] Even though you see 1688 01:30:48,811 --> 01:30:51,912 ♪ My imperfections 1689 01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:54,514 ♪ Even though you see my imperfections 1690 01:30:54,516 --> 01:30:57,484 ♪ (Choir) Even though they say 1691 01:30:57,486 --> 01:30:59,619 ♪ That lovers change 1692 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:03,023 ♪ Even though they say that lovers change 1693 01:31:03,025 --> 01:31:06,660 ♪ Even though we never know 1694 01:31:06,662 --> 01:31:13,233 ♪ What this life may bring 1695 01:31:16,370 --> 01:31:19,506 ♪ I'll trust in you 1696 01:31:20,341 --> 01:31:24,277 ♪ I'll trust you too 1697 01:31:24,279 --> 01:31:27,147 ♪ I promise you 1698 01:31:28,282 --> 01:31:31,852 ♪ I promise too 1699 01:31:32,053 --> 01:31:37,123 ♪ As long as we both shall live 1700 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:41,328 ♪ (Choir) Do you take this woman 1701 01:31:42,296 --> 01:31:46,466 ♪ As your first and your last 1702 01:31:46,468 --> 01:31:49,069 ♪ I'm still a bit inhibited 1703 01:31:49,071 --> 01:31:53,573 ♪ I'm sure that that will pass 1704 01:31:53,575 --> 01:31:57,110 ♪ (Choir) Do you take this woman 1705 01:31:59,213 --> 01:32:02,749 ♪ To have and to hold? 1706 01:32:02,751 --> 01:32:06,219 ♪ My mother's kind of crazy 1707 01:32:06,221 --> 01:32:08,021 ♪ My father's 1708 01:32:08,023 --> 01:32:09,389 Well, you know. 1709 01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:14,895 ♪(Choir) Do you take this woman 1710 01:32:14,897 --> 01:32:18,031 ♪ To honor and obey? 1711 01:32:20,334 --> 01:32:23,236 ♪ Sometimes I'm hyper-sensitive 1712 01:32:23,238 --> 01:32:27,374 ♪ You're an artist, that's okay 1713 01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:31,244 ♪ (Choir)Even though you see 1714 01:32:31,246 --> 01:32:33,713 ♪ My imperfections 1715 01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:37,050 ♪ Even though you see my imperfections 1716 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:39,786 ♪ (Choir) Even though they say 1717 01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:42,022 ♪ That lovers change 1718 01:32:42,024 --> 01:32:45,425 ♪ Even though they say that lovers change 1719 01:32:45,427 --> 01:32:48,862 ♪ (choir)Even though we never know 1720 01:32:48,864 --> 01:32:55,335 ♪ What this love may bring 1721 01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:58,872 ♪ I'll trust in you 1722 01:32:59,707 --> 01:33:03,476 ♪ I'll trust you too 1723 01:33:03,478 --> 01:33:07,314 ♪ I'll stay with you 1724 01:33:07,316 --> 01:33:10,917 ♪ I'll stay with you 1725 01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:13,653 ♪ I promise you 1726 01:33:13,655 --> 01:33:18,525 ♪ all your life 1727 01:33:18,626 --> 01:33:20,961 ♪ I'll trust in you ♪ I'll trust in you 1728 01:33:20,963 --> 01:33:23,463 ♪ I'll stay with you ♪ I'll stay with you 1729 01:33:23,465 --> 01:33:27,000 ♪ As long as we both 1730 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:31,705 ♪ Shall live 1731 01:33:31,973 --> 01:33:36,209 ♪ [Choir] As long as you both 1732 01:33:36,844 --> 01:33:39,579 ♪ Shall 1733 01:33:39,581 --> 01:33:40,413 ♪ Live 1734 01:33:40,415 --> 01:33:42,449 ♪ Oh love 1735 01:33:42,451 --> 01:33:48,755 ♪ I finally speak your name 1736 01:33:50,925 --> 01:33:55,295 ♪ As long as we both 1737 01:33:55,796 --> 01:34:04,738 ♪ Shall live 1738 01:34:08,342 --> 01:34:10,744 (applause) 1739 01:34:14,048 --> 01:34:16,249 (sound of breaking wine glass) 1740 01:34:16,784 --> 01:34:19,753 (cheering and applause) 1741 01:34:34,802 --> 01:34:36,569 (JJ) Doh! 1742 01:34:36,571 --> 01:34:38,138 (crowd laughing) 1743 01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:39,539 L'Chaim! 1744 01:34:39,541 --> 01:34:44,044 (Crowd) L'Chaim! (laughter, cheering, applause) 1745 01:34:44,046 --> 01:34:48,014 ♪(Woman singing) I want a piece of your heart 1746 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:52,185 ♪ I don't need it forever 1747 01:34:52,187 --> 01:34:56,456 ♪ Just want a piece of your heart ♪ 1748 01:35:00,661 --> 01:35:04,664 ♪ I want a piece of your heart 1749 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:09,069 ♪ I don't need every last bit 1750 01:35:09,071 --> 01:35:13,073 ♪ Just want a place I can start 1751 01:35:13,075 --> 01:35:17,410 ♪ To begin to come towards you 1752 01:35:17,412 --> 01:35:21,448 ♪ Cross the river then the ocean 1753 01:35:21,450 --> 01:35:25,685 ♪ To the place where you'll be waiting 1754 01:35:25,687 --> 01:35:29,856 ♪ Where the time turns every table 1755 01:35:29,858 --> 01:35:35,595 ♪ Over years this feeling won't fade away ♪ 1756 01:35:37,765 --> 01:35:40,066 ♪ Hey yeah 1757 01:35:51,278 --> 01:35:55,315 ♪ I'll keep a piece of your heart 1758 01:35:55,317 --> 01:35:59,419 ♪ Keep it safe if you let me 1759 01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:03,556 ♪ A little piece of your heart 1760 01:36:03,558 --> 01:36:07,827 ♪ Hold it close, hold it closer 1761 01:36:07,829 --> 01:36:11,965 ♪ Give me a piece of your heart 1762 01:36:11,967 --> 01:36:16,269 ♪ And I'll give what you ask me 1763 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:20,406 ♪ Just tell me where I can start 1764 01:36:20,408 --> 01:36:24,811 ♪ I will climb any mountain 1765 01:36:24,813 --> 01:36:28,915 ♪ Cross the river then the ocean 1766 01:36:28,917 --> 01:36:33,019 ♪ To the place where you'll be waiting 1767 01:36:33,021 --> 01:36:37,190 ♪ Where the time turns every table 1768 01:36:37,192 --> 01:36:41,494 ♪ Over years this feeling won't fade away 1769 01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:49,035 ♪ I just want a piece of 1770 01:36:49,037 --> 01:36:51,604 ♪ Your heart 1771 01:36:56,010 --> 01:36:57,644 ♪ I just want a piece of 1772 01:36:57,646 --> 01:37:00,113 ♪ Your heart 1773 01:37:04,351 --> 01:37:06,019 ♪ I just want a piece of 1774 01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:08,588 ♪ Your heart 1775 01:37:12,793 --> 01:37:14,460 ♪ I just want a piece of 1776 01:37:14,462 --> 01:37:16,996 ♪ Your heart 1777 01:37:21,235 --> 01:37:22,902 ♪ I just want a piece of 1778 01:37:22,904 --> 01:37:25,438 ♪ Your heart 1779 01:37:29,643 --> 01:37:31,311 ♪ I just want a piece of 1780 01:37:31,313 --> 01:37:33,847 ♪ Your heart 1781 01:37:38,085 --> 01:37:39,652 ♪ I just want a piece of 1782 01:37:39,654 --> 01:37:42,188 ♪ Your heart 1783 01:37:46,493 --> 01:37:47,994 ♪ I just want a piece of 1784 01:37:47,996 --> 01:37:50,563 ♪ Your heart 1785 01:37:54,935 --> 01:37:56,502 ♪ I just want a piece of 1786 01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:59,038 ♪ Your heart 1787 01:38:03,377 --> 01:38:04,944 ♪ I just want a piece of 1788 01:38:04,946 --> 01:38:07,080 ♪ Your heart 125568