All language subtitles for Jane.the.Virgin.S01E22.Chapter.Twenty-Two.720p.WEB-DL.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA

Latin lover narrator:
Hey, remember way back

When you first met
jane gloriana villanueva,

Daughter of xiomara,
granddaughter of alba?

Back then, jane was engaged
to detective michael cordero,

And across town,
rafael was married to petra.

But then-- zoinks!

Jane was accidentally
inseminated

With rafael's sperm.

So jane broke up with michael

And rafael broke up with petra.

And guess what?
They fell in love.

Until rafael started spiraling

And broke up with jane--

Which, for the record,
he really regrets.

Also full of regrets: Petra.

See, she owns
part of rafael's hotel,

But she doesn't have the one
thing she really wants:

Rafael.
Oh.

I know! Straight out
of a telenovela, right?

Well, imagine this:
Jane realized her father

Was her favorite telenovela
star, rogelio de la vega.

And he came back
into her life...

With a vengeance.

And that's enough recapping.

There's a baby to be born,

So let's get popping.

Here's what you need to know
about villanueva babies...

(woman panting)
doctor:
Come on. Push, xiomara.

Latin lover narrator:
They come late,
they come quick,

And they come girl.

(xiomara groaning)
doctor:
Come on.

Ah! Ah!

Push...

(groans, whimpers)

I need you to push again,
xiomara.
I can't.

Mommy, I'm tired.

(screams)

(baby crying)

Latin lover narrator:
And just like that,

Another villanueva came
into the world.

She's perfect.

I have a name.

Jane.

Jane gloriana villanueva.

Jane:
Mom, relax.

The baby's not due
for three weeks.

I'm still only one
centimeter dilated,

And there's no movement,

There's no change...

But I'll never forgive myself
if I miss it --

You won't.

But if you miss
his vegas show,

Rogelio will
never forgive you.

You're his opening act!

And you guys just
became friends again.

I know, I know.

Plus, you know, this is
really good for your career.

And it's only three days.

Two and a half.
And if anything happens...
Of course,

I'll call and you'll be
on the next flight out.

Okay.

(gasps softly)

Jane?

Ah...

Ah...
A contraction?

Ow, ow! Ow.

Oh, my god.
Ow...

You're going into labor.
Oh, my god,

Oh, my god!

(laughing)

Oh...

(laughing):
I'm sorry...

I hate you.

(laughing):
I'm sorry.

It was just so easy.

(laughing)

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Xiomara:
So how was it for you and rafael

At the doctor's appointment?

Pretty good,
actually.

You know, I'm glad we
broke up when we did.

I mean,
after the baby

It would have been
so much messier.

Which I told him,
by the way.

Rafael:
It's not that easy, luisa.

Jane keeps talking
about how glad she is

That I broke up
with her when I did.

Because you said
that you didn't love her.

She needs to know
that's not true.

Does she? Is that fair?

I mean, she's moved on.

Jane?
What are you thinking?

Nothing.

Just...

You know, there was a moment

At the doctor's office today.

Woman:
That, there, looks like hair.

What?
You can see hair?

Sometimes.

I was bald.
That must come from your side.

I did have a lot of hair.

Wait, like a weird amount?

No, not a weird...
Come on, if you had

A weird amount, just admit it.

Okay, it was kind of a lot.

(giggles)

Jane:
For a minute,

It felt like
nothing had changed.

It was like before
I screwed everything up.

What happened next?

Well, I wanted
to take a picture...

Fine, one.

You'll thank me.

(ringing)

The timing could not
have been worse.

The timing was perfect,
actually.

A reminder: We're
better off apart.

You know, there's too much
crazy drama in his life.

And petra is evil.

Of course
I don't blame jane

For not wanting
to be around her.

I mean, I don't even
want to be around her.

Do you even know
all the stuff she's done

Since we broke up?
I'm not sure.

I know about the custody play,

The false abuse allegations,

The covering for...
The point is,

I am finally seeing the light
at the end of the tunnel.

And with the influx of cash
from the maracay sale...

...I can actually buy petra out.

If she'll sell.

I mean, yeah,
she wants to be around you

And she clearly wants you back.

And I plan on using that.

Trust me,

I will get her to sell.

Latin lover narrator:
Ah, I've hinted at

A playboy past, have I not?

Our rafael had quite the game.

Okay, well,
just be careful.

That woman is the devil
in a pretty package.

Rogelio: It is called
the vegas star package.

Three complimentary
buffet breakfasts

And unlimited spa time.

I already signed myself up

For an energizing,
40-minute body buff.

Sounds very
impressive.

As impressive as the city
of las vegas itself.

It's a cultural mecca.

My driver's waiting.

Where is your mother?

Xiomara!
Hurry up, xiomara!

(phone whooshes)

Xiomara:
Who are you texting?

No one. Just michael.

It's nothing.

I actually just cancelled
dinner with him.

So you were
having dinner?

As friends, mom.

Latin lover narrator:
Which, for the record,

She tried to believe was true.

Don't you guys have
a plane to catch?

Oh, yes.
Yes, we do.

Now, if anything
happens with the baby...

Yes, any change, uh,

One centimeter
more dilated,

Or a half a centimeter
more dilated...

I will call.
I promise.

Don't worry.

Break a leg.

Oy! Oh... Dad.

Okay.
Baby.

Petra:
So I think we should gut
the recovery suites.

Just... Turn them into
something else entirely.

Rafael?

Uh...

Sorry.
Uh, could you...

Could you just
repeat the last part?

Latin lover narrator:
I told you he was good at this.

Focus.

Okay?

Look, we need to change
the recovery suites.

Because right now, they're...

Associated with rose.

I just wanted to drop off
some ideas for the upgrade

To the recovery spa.

(yells)

(whistling)

I agree.

Let's gut them.
Great.

And let's also get dinner.

What?
Come on, petra.

I mean, I can't be
the only one that's feeling...

(knocking)

Not now, scott.
Scott:
Sorry, uh...

It's miami-dade memorial.

Patient representative
department again.

What? Is the
cancer back?

Did you get another scan?
Are you okay?

No, I am fine, I haven't
been there in months.

It's probably just a survey,

Or some billing.

Maybe you can take care of it.

No, I-I tried, but it's...
Now, scott.

So... Um...

We were talking about
dinner, I think.

What about trivolo's?

Yeah.
Trivolo's sounds nice.

Latin lover narrator
hmm.

Never heard of trivolo's.

But it seems to mean something
to petra.

(crickets chirping)

Michael:
I know you can't go out,

But you still
gotta eat, right?

Cheeseburgers and
half and half fries

From river green.

Oh, my god, yes.

Latin lover narrator:
And it sounds like that

Means something to jane.

Where is everyone?

My mom left for vegas

And my grandma's
at physical therapy.

Latin lover narrator:
Ooh, just the two of them.

Got it.

Uh, sit,
I'll get the plates.

Latin lover narrator:
Aw, look at that.

He knows where everything is.

So how's the grad school
application coming?

Not so good.

The school
e-mailed me back

And they won't accept it
because I missed the deadline.

By two days.

You gotta be kidding me.

Do you want to see the e-mail?

No, I'm talking
about giving up.

What happened
to the jane

Who got a "b"
on a four-page paper,

Then wrote a six-page paper

Explaining why
she deserved an "a"?

(laughs)
come on.

Write the admissions
person back.

So?

What do you think?

Maybe...

One less exclamation point.

Perfect.

I would... I would hire you
based on this.

Hit send.

Ah...
Jane?

Oh, my stomach...

Ooh...
Oh. Um...

Ooh... Ah...
Oh. Oh!

Wait. What,
what's going on?

Wow.

I think I just had
a contraction.

Latin lover narrator:
Did she just say...

Like a baby
contraction?

I think so.
Uh-oh.

I don't know,
I've never had one.

So my stomach got all tight

And then I felt this pressure...

Okay, so...
So what now?
Ooh.

What do we... Do?

We time them,
my ob said. Um...

I don't go to the hospital
unless it's four minutes apart--

Ah!
Okay, I'll time them,
I'm timing them.

Oh...
All right?

Oh, there it is again.
What? What?

Take deep breaths,
I think.
Uh-huh?

In and out.
Uh-huh...?

Good.

Okay.
Okay.

Okay.

Jane...
Yeah?

...Those were definitely
less than a minute apart.

I think we should probably
go to the hospital. Right now.

Man:
They're called braxton hicks
contractions.

Or practice contractions,
we also call them.

Latin lover narrator:
Huh? What a letdown.

So that wasn't real labor?

No, it was
a false alarm.

Just your body
getting ready to give birth.

I'm sorry.

No, don't be.
We got a dress rehearsal in.

I got here
in just under nine minutes.

So you know
the difference...

It's pretty hard to talk
through real contractions.

Plus, with braxton hicks
if you put your feet up

And drink a glass of water,
they'll subside.

Real contractions won't.

Gotcha. Thanks.
This won't happen again.

No problem.

Thank you.
Oh, yeah.

Rafael:
Michael.

It was false labor.

Jane's just
changing now, so...

You can go, I'll give
her a ride home.

Oh, I'll just wait
to say good-bye.

I'll tell her you said good-bye.
You can go.

It's okay.
I'll wait.

Of course you will.

Because you're always
just here...

Waiting, aren't you?

Hoping that she comes
running back to you, right?

You know, what I am
or am not doing with jane

Is none of your
business, is it?

Since you broke up
with her.

Why don't you just admit
that you want her back?

Just be man enough
to admit it.

Okay, you know what? Fine.

I do want her back.

Are you gonna
do something about it?

Stop hiding behind your
badge for five seconds,

Maybe I will.

Take your best shot.

Emergency room's
right over there.

Oh, yeah.
What's going on?

Jane, uh, I was just
waiting to say good-bye.

Uh, jane, let's go.

I'd be happy to give you
a ride, if you wanted one.

She doesn't need a ride.
Why don't you
let her speak, man?

I did.
Stop it!
Are you serious?

Doing this, right now,
in the hospital?

My grandma's nearby.
I'm gonna call her for a ride.

Jane? Jane... That...
That's not necessary.

Yes, it is.

Because I don't want to be

With either one of you
right now.

Wow, this place
is kind of depressing.

That smell...

That smell...

Is me.

Because I'm in prison.

I'm sorry, mother.

I know; I know
it's not pleasant, okay?

But I do have some good news.

Is it about my appeal?

Well, uh, relatively good news.

Um, rafael asked me
to dinner tomorrow,

At trivolo's.

The italian place,

It's happening, mother,
between us.

Don't be naive.

He's having a baby
with another woman.

They will be
bonded forever.

You know, you're being
really negative right now.
Oh!

I apologize.

Probably because I'm in prison.

(doorbell rings)

Hey.

Hi.

Look, I'm so sorry
about what happened...

At the hospital.

I feel terrible.

It's just that,
seeing him there...

He drove me.

He's my friend.
Come on, jane.

You heard what he said.
That's not what he wants.

Honestly, it's none
of your business.

You broke up with me,
remember?

What?

Latin love narrator:
Tell her, man.

It's now or never.

I have been waiting for
the right time,

But there is no...
Right time or place.

I made a mistake...

Breaking up with you.

I was in a dark place,
my dad died,

The hotel was falling apart,
and I couldn't handle that,

And a relationship,

And I knew that I was
letting you down...

So, instead of fighting for you,

I walked away.

And I shouldn't
have done that.

What are you...
What are you talking about?

I wish that
I could take it back,

Make another decision.

You said you didn't love me.

That wasn't true.

I... I didn't think
that I was good for you,

And so I thought that's
what you needed to hear,

But I do love you, jane.

Of course I love you!

And you and this baby,
that's all that matters to me.

You broke my heart.
I know. I...

And now you're saying
that you don't mean it,

No, that's not what I'm say...
No-- yes, yes,
that is what you're saying,

And-and it did happen,
and I, I want you to get out!

Listen, please...
No!

Just go!

Ma, I'm sure.

Nothing's changed-- you don't
have to call every hour.

All right? Just focus
on dress rehearsal.

(doorbell rings)

Hey, someone's here.

Yes, I'll check in
after my interview.

Love you, bye.

Love to rogelio.

(sighs)

Hi. I was getting ready
to leave, actually.

I have a meeting.
Oh, about grad school?

Mm-hmm.
That's great, cool.

Um, I'll be
quick, I just...

I wanted to apologize
about yesterday.

I feel really badly.

And, uh...

To make it up to you, I
made you this playlist

For when you go
into real labor.

♪ ah, push it...

(chuckles)

I also included
"born this way"

And r.E.M.'s
"everybody hurts."

So...

Thanks.

And look, I...

I meant what I said
about us being friends.

If that's all you want,
I'm totally cool with it.

But, um, is that
all you want?

I mean, jane, am
I imagining this,

Or is something happening
lately with us?

You're not imagining it.

But I don't know
where it's coming from, and...

I mean, there's so much up
in the air,

And with you it is safe
and familiar and...
Oh, wow.

Safe and familiar, huh?
I-I didn't

Mean it like that.
You know what,

To be clear, I, uh...

I don't want
to be your safe choice,

The reality
to rafael the fantasy.

I know that.
Well, and if I am,
if that's how it is,

Or if that's
how you feel at all,

Then tell me.

Because I'm not interested.

Good luck with your interview.

Nadine:
Michael.

What the hell are
you doing back here?

Stand. Put your
hands up. Turn around.

Latin lover narrator:
You remember nadine, right?

What do you want?

I want to propose a deal.

Man:
Here's the thing,

While I was very impressed
with your passionate e-mail,

It doesn't change
the fact

That the application deadline
has passed.

Yes, I know. I've had
some extenuating circumstances.

And I did a little research,

And you guys only took
six candidates this year.

And you took seven
the year before that

And nine the year before that,

Which is to say...

(moans softly)

(exhales)
...Some discretion involved...

I know I
missed the dea...

Can you give me a minute?

Latin lover narrator
hmm. Another braxton hicks.

She had a few on the bus
on the way over.

Ms. Villanueva,

Are you all right?

Fine! Just... Mm.

Just gathering my thoughts.

Water. Drink more water, jane.

Ooh. Sorry,
this happened yesterday,

And it's not a big deal.

So, whew, where was I?

Oh, yes.

Extenuating circumstances...

Where'd you go?
Where have you been?

I left you, and I made contact
with my handler.

Sin rostro's handler?
Yeah, they picked me up,
they blindfolded me,

There was a plane ride...
Did they bring
you to rose?

Did you see her?
No. No. But they think
that I'm still working for them.

So I was able
to get information.

To help you get sin rostro
once and for all.

And in exchange,

I want my family safe

And leniency for me.

I can't push for a deal
without knowing what
you're giving me here.

I know where the plastic
surgeon's been hiding out.

Dr. Moncada, the one
who changes faces for rose.

And there are also rumors
that he changed her face.

And if he did,
he is the only one

That knows
what she looks like now.

So...

That's what I have.

Okay.

I'll check it out.

(moaning)
ms. Villanueva,

I really think
you should head home

Or to your doctor...
No, no, no.
That's not necessary.

Even if they are real,
they're really spaced out.

I think.

You weren't keeping track,
were you?

I-I wasn't.
It's okay.

I just need you to understand
how much this means to me.

I definitely understand.

I think we all understand,
jane.

Now really, go.

I'm a doctor

Of literature, not medicine.

Oh.
(chuckles)

(grunts)

Thank you.

I'm on the bus.

What? Why?
Grandma had the car,

And it was the quickest way
home. Plus, I wasn't really sure

If they were real contractions,
but I think they are.

How far apart are they?
Like,

Every eight minutes.
So I'm-I'm just gonna...

Go wait at home.

Ooh...

Oh. Okay.

Seven minutes apart now.

Jane, are you okay?
(moaning)

Oh. Yeah. I'm okay.

Should you get off the bus?
No. I'm, like, 15 minutes
from home.

Listen, I should call rafael
before I have another one.

Rafael:
I am so sorry,

Petra. I just got off the phone
with jane

And she went into labor
and we are having the baby.

Rain check on dinner?

Yes. Of course.

Uh, hey...

Good luck.

Thanks.

Okay, mom, gabrielle said
they're five minutes apart now.

Who's gabrielle?
They're speeding up,
a nice lady on the bus.

Just like mine did.
How far are you from home?

I don't know. We're stuck
in traffic. I think

There's an acc...
(moaning)

What's going on?
Oh!

Honey?
Hey, this is gabrielle.

She's okay. She's
just contracting.

How far apart are they?
Less then five minutes now.
Listen,

I think she should
get to the hospital.

We're right near st. Luke's.
I agree.

Hey, is she okay?
She's in labor.

She's in labor?
Oh, my god.
Here?

Hi, mom. I'm back.
Gabrielle and I think

That you should go
to the hospital.

They're coming too fast.
Come on,

Let's go talk
to the driver.

Yeah. Go, go, go.

(panting)

Sorry to bother you,

Do you know long
we'll be?
She's in labor.

Now?
Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and my mom wants me
to go to the hospital.

She wants to talk to you,
actually.

Hello?
Look,

When I was pregnant with jane,
I went from eight minutes apart

To delivering in an hour.

Jane is now five minutes apart.

Do you want her
to have a baby on that bus?

No.
Man:
Let's go!

Take her to the hospital!
Take her!
Okay,

We're going to the hospital.

(passengers applaud, cheer)

(jane groans)

Gabrielle: They're
every four minutes now.

Is there a doctor
on board?

Man:
I'm a vet.

(groans)

(people speak indistinctly)

Gabrielle: Is this
as fast as you can go?

Didn't you ever
see speed?

(horn honking)

Man:
Good luck!

Yeah, bye.

Rogelio:
Jane.

Go forward and bring
another angel into this world.

Now!
Okay. Bye.

(cheering)

Um, jane,
a-are you okay?

Do you want to try one
of those positions that we...

Shush.

Breathe,
in and out.

Okay.

Now would be a good time for the
epidural if you're planning to.

Should I at least try
to labor naturally?

I mean, you didn't get
an epidural.

Woman (screaming):
Oh, my god!

Yeah, let's go
with that epidural.

Xiomara:
Are you freaking kidding me?!

There is not one available
flight tonight?

No, noreen,
I-I don't think you're lying.

I-I'm just wondering
if maybe you missed a plane.

Fine, I-I'll keep that first one
in the morning. Thanks.

It really is hard to rehearse
without the thunderous applause.

What is it?

Was I off-key?

(gasps) was I giving
it too much hip?

Jane's in labor, but there were
no available flights tonight,

So I'm leaving first thing
in the morning.

Which means I have
to miss the show.

I'm sorry.

I don't think it affects the act
too much, though, right?

It stopped?

Not "stopped."

Your labor's
just stalled.

Oh, there's another
contraction.

Latin lover narrator:
On the bright side,

Jane is loving this epidural.

It looks like we could
be in for a long night.

You should try to
sleep a little.

I'll check back.

Thank you.
Thank you, doctor.

Gracias.

Abuela.

Go home, get some sleep.

Then we'll call you--
you live five minutes away.

Come on.

I need you well-rested
when the baby comes.

Latin lover narrator:
Talk about a pregnant pause.

So about yesterday...
No, no.

No, n-n-n-n-n-no.

I'm so zen right now.

No talk about
yesterday.

Baby stuff only.

We need to talk names.

Yes, names, uh...
We were down to three.

(machine chiming)

Rogelio.

I know you're upset
I'm missing the show.

That is not why
I'm upset, xiomara.

And the fact that you
don't know why I'm upset

Makes me doubly upset.

What are you
talking about?

I'm talking about how my
daughter is about to give birth,

But you assume I would
have no interest

In flying home to be there.

You would want
to come back?

Of course I'm
coming back.

I already bought
my own ticket.

Premium first
class, of course.

Rogelio, I didn't think
you would because I know

How important
this show is to you.

You've been trying to impress
this director nonstop

So you could play
jesus christ superstar.

There are many
jesus christs.

There's only one jane.

Nothing is more important
than family to me.

And I am hurt that after all
my efforts to join this one,

You didn't know that.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
it was raining quarters

Before you got here.

So we decided then.

Yes.

Nina.

I love it.
Mm, me, too.

Nina villanueva.

Has such a nice flow.

Um, don't you mean nina solano?

Oh. No, I didn't.

Oh.

I just assumed that
it would be a solano.

I'm a villanueva,
we aren't married.

Well, for the record,
I wanted to be.

We can go with a combo.

Though I don't love hyphens.
Neither do I.

One middle, one last?
Has to be. I'm assuming
you want the last?

I assume you do, too?
I do.

But I'm willing
to negotiate.

I will take the
middle position,

Which we both recognize
is the inferior position,

But I will need 50%
less anger from you.

What are you
talking about?
I know it's a big ask,

But keep in mind, this
was my only sample

So I am giving up the chance
to pass down my family's name.

Fine.

Yeah.

I'm not feeling that.

I got to feel it.

Otherwise, you are looking
at a straight-up coin toss.

Look, I don't want
to fight with you.

I've been thinking
about things,

And the way you broke up
with me sucked.

But still,

It was a good thing
that you did it.

No, it wasn't.

We want different things
from life.

Your business needs
to take priority.

No, it doesn't, and it's
not going to anymore.

Oh, come one, that's so easy
for you to say.

Latin lover narrator:
All right, lay it out, buddy.

Look, things are
different now.

The reason I didn't
go to Spain wasn't

Because the meeting
was canceled.

It was because you
were dilated, jane,

And the thought of
missing the birth,

Just the
smallest chance.

So I didn't go
to the meeting.

And they sold the company.

Your dad's company?

Yeah.

And I'm glad,

Because somehow with
my mom being so awful,

I started to idolize him.

What you were saying
before was right.

I don't want his life.

He wasn't a good dad.

I don't want to be
anything like him.

And I won't be.

And I just want
you to know that.

I do.

And I feel, like, 50% better.

So...

Nina solano
villanueva it is.

I brought you
something.

It's a picture.

And you're in it.

Latin lover narrator:
Now there's an offer
he can't refuse.

It's the best I could do
in the middle of the night

At the business
center.

It's the day
jane was born.

And it's okay
that you're mad.

But you also have
to get over it.

Because that's
what families do.

They get mad at each other,
and then they make up.

And you're family.

Okay?

Thank you, xiomara.

I will keep this picture
close to my heart forever.

Come on, let's
get some sleep.

Our flight's early.
Yes.

Rogelio de la vega!

(women screaming)

(screaming)

Michael: I don't have
a good feeling about this.

Thought you said
your source was solid.

Yeah, let's hope
I was right.

Dr. Moncada!

There's nowhere to go!

You're outnumbered.

Detective,
he's over here.

Latin lover narrator:
So nadine was right.

This is where
the plastic surgeon lives.

Or lived.

Damn it.

(alarm chimes)

Rogelio:
♪ it's another beautiful day

♪ to be rogelio

♪ wake up, rogelio...

♪ wake up, rogelio

♪ it's another beautiful day
to be roge... ♪

Oh, my god.

My head is killing me.

Why are you screaming
at the top of your lungs?

What happened last night?

I don't know.

Rogelifans like to party.

(cell phone chimes)

(gasps)
oh, my god.

(snorts)
what? What is it?

Jane's dilated
to eight.

Hurry, we got to get
to the airport.

Looks like you're at nine,
jane-- almost there.

That's good news.

It's just...

My mom and my dad are
in the air flying...

I can't make the deal.

But my information
was good.

The guy was
dead, nadine.

We have no leads
on sin rostro.

We need concrete information.

Cops don't exactly love
dirty cops.

I'm not dirty, michael.

You know me.

Let me talk to armstrong,
see what he says.

I can't promise you anything.

Doctor:
Okay, jane,

It's time to start pushing.

It could take
time, okay?

Your mom's plane
is landing.

She's not gonna make it,
not with traffic.

It's okay.

I can do this.

Uh, you know,
I'll call michael.

He can meet the plane,
give them a police escort back.

Really?

Yes, there's no guarantee
that she'll be here,

But at least there's
a chance, okay?
Okay.

Mm-hmm.
Okay, jane.

It's time to
start to push.

One, two, three...

Change of plans.
Jane's in labor.

I have to pick up her
parents from the airport,

Bring 'em to
the hospital.

I'll be back.

(door closes)

(car door closes,
engine starting)

Latin lover narrator:
Oh, michael!

What a rookie mistake.

(moaning)
we're gonna need a little more!

(crying)

Hey, okay.

Deep breaths.

(both breathing deeply)

Come on, jane!

(distantly):
Push! A little more!

(cries)

Okay, okay!

Jane: I can't.
Doctor: Keep going, jane!

(cries)

Rafael:
It's been an hour.

Another push, jane!
No.

I can't.

I'm too tired!

(cries):
I can't!

(door opens)

Is there a baby yet?

(gasps)
mom!

Oh, baby!
(both crying)

Mom!

Oh, I'm so tired.

I know, honey.

Oh, I... Oh...

Five more minutes of pain

For a lifetime of happiness.

So push or I'll yank
that kid out myself!

(laughing)

Okay, okay.

Okay.
Here we go.

One, two and...

(baby crying)

Doctor:
It's a boy.

What?!

A boy?

We don't know
anything about boys.

Well, I'm here, and I'm happy
to answer any questions.

Nurse:
He looks great.

A boy.
(crying)

A beautiful boy.

He's beautiful.

We can't name him nina, right?

No.
(laughs)

Latin lover narrator:
It should be noted
that at this very moment

After everything...

Jane:
But I've never had sex!

I'm proposing.
I'm pregnant.

♪

Jane:
You want to break up.

Michael:
Am I imagining this
or is something

Happening with us?

Latin lover narrator:
...Jane's heart was full.

(sighs)
I meant what I said, jane.

I never stopped loving you.

This is what I want.

Our family.

I know.

And I'll think about it.

But not right now.

Latin lover narrator:
Right now, the only boy

Jane wanted to think about
was her son.

I do have an idea though.

For a name.

Ready?

Mm-hmm.

His name is mateo.

(gasps)

Oh, janie.

That's my dad's name.

Well, there's more.

It's kind of a long name.

"kind of"?
Okay.

It's...

Mateo...

Gloriano...

Rogelio...

Solano...

Villanueva.

You named him after me?

Yes.

It's in there, but we-we're just

Gonna call him mateo though.
Yeah.

We'll see how
nicknames develop.

Matelio, perhaps?

(laughs)

Xiomara:
It's perfect.

He's perfect.

It's miami-dade memorial
again for mr. Solano.

And he told me
not to bother him.

He's in his office
with his sister.

He's packing to go
back to the hospital

To spend the night
with his son.

What?

He had a son?

Uh, yes, ma'am.

Anyway, look, I don't
want to bug him.

And they said they could
speak with mrs. Solano?

Which you were...
Fine.

I'll take it.

Hi, this is mrs. Solano.
How can I help you?

Get to the point.

Excuse me?

Latin lover narrator:
It should be noted
that petra's first thought

Upon hearing what she heard
was "rafael."

She had to tell rafael.

But then she heard this...

Rafael: I mean, I feel a little
bad about manipulating petra.

But I just want her
out of my life.

I have a family now.

With jane.

Hey.

(door closes)
well, I'll be quick.

I just want to see him.

Considering I broke about
20 traffic laws to get here.

Can I?

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

He's so cute.

(laughs)
I think so.

I'm biased, so...

No, he is.

He looks just like you.

You think so?
So listen...

Um, about before...

Michael...
No, I just want to say

I don't want you to worry

About any of that right now.

You just focus on mateo.

Latin lover narrator:
I would be remiss
if I didn't point out

That this was the most perfect
thing michael could have said.

Well, anyways,
I should probably get going.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll talk to you soon.

Yeah, see you.

(door closes)

Lieutenant?

It worked.

She's gone.

Yeah, the tracker's

In her phone.
She'll head back

To sin rostro's
people eventually.

She's got nowhere else to go.

Latin lover narrator:
Huh. Shouldn't have
underestimated him.

Seems like he had a plan.

And speaking of plans...

Mrs. Solano,
let me get diane.

I know she wanted to
speak to you directly.

Yes, I should think she would.

Oh, I should probably

Fill in some gaps.

Remember that call
petra took earlier?

Hello? Yeah, this is
mrs. Solano. How can I help you?

Well, it's time to show you
the other side of that call.

My name is diane.

I work at miami-dade memorial.

We've recently taken over
the fertility clinic

That housed mr. Solano's
original sperm sample.

The clinic was a disaster.

We've just finished sorting
through all of their mistakes.

Get to the point.

Your husband's
original sperm sample

Was split into two vials.

One was misplaced.

We've just found it.

Diane:
Mrs. Solano?

Is that my husband's sample?

Yes, and again,
we are so embarrassed.

We're happy to continue
to store it free of charge.

Well, unfortunately,
I can't really trust you.

Can I? So...

I'm taking it myself.

Latin lover narrator:
Oh, brother.

Or sister!

Hey, how's jane?

Good. Nursing.

Yeah.

What are you
looking for in there?

If you must know,
my concealer.

It's been a very emotional day.

So I'm a little
rough around the eyes.

Is this yours?

No.

Maybe it's our last rehearsal?

I hope it's not a sex tape.

Yeah, you and me both.

Oh, good, we both have
our clothes on.

Yes.

It... What...?
Is that...?

Wait, why are
we in a chapel?

I-I don't know.

Why, why are we
holding hands?

Why are we walking?

Stop walking, rogelio!

Wait, this has to be
some kind of joke!

I mean, we were both so drunk.

Xiomara:
I totally do!

I totally do, too!

Cher impersonator:
And by the power vested in me

By the state of nevada

And the goddess cher,

Who is with us here
in spirit tonight,

I now pronounce you
man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

(onlookers cheering)

(whoops)

Latin lover narrator:
Okay, I am not
a huge baby person,

But that is one cute kid.

(door opens)

Hey there, I'm helen.

I'm the new nurse on call.

Hi.
I hear

You're our champion nurser.

Oh, it's all mateo.

He's very smart.

Well, according
to his chart,

He hasn't had
his hearing test.

Oh, it was a full house earlier.

I'm sorry.

No problem. I'll take him.

It'll be ten minutes.

No needles.
Just a high-pitched sound.

Take a quick nap.
He'll be right back.

(laughs)

I know your hearing's perfect.

And I love you.

There you go.

Bye, mateo.

(crickets chirping)

(whistling)

Latin lover narrator:
No! It can't be!

To state the obvious, friends--

Where in the world
is she taking

Mateo gloriano rogelio
solano villanueva?

And I'd love to tell you

But it will have to be later

Because this brings us
to the end of part one.

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