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Hail… Nograj!

Up Up…. Nograj!

Hail… Nograj!

Up Up….

Nograj!

Up Up….

Nograj!

Our King....

Nograj!

Our King....

Nograj!

Our King....

Nograj!

Our King....

Nograj!

Our King....

Nograj!

Hail… Nograj!

Up Up….

Nograj!

Up Up….

Nograj!

Up Up….

Nograj!

Up Up….

Nograj!

Hail… Nograj!

Thank you for your love

...and support.

I am in this position

...only because of you.

Because of you.

Thank you.

Monjunath!

Sir?

Kindly show me their problems.

Okay sir!

Sir, due to heavy rains, their homes have been washed out.

Sir!

Madam!

... until we find a solution to this problem,

You are welcome to stay with us.

Sir,

This is my personal invitation.

Thank you sir.

Come. Please come.

Child, come with me.

Greetings Sir!

Greetings!

My daughter is getting married next month.

I have no money to prepare for the wedding.

Please help me Sir.

Please take this Mother.

Monjunath…

Sir?

Please take this.

Lavanya….

Please take this too, mother.

May God bless you!

Sir,

Both the kidneys have failed.

There is only 1 donor,

And he is in Hyderabad.

Before the kidney reaches here,

It will be too late

How much time does he have?

Just about 1 hour.

Doctor,

Please check if my blood group matches with him?

It matches sir.

Yes Doctor!

Pressure is falling!

Scalpel?

Suction!

Heart rate stable!

Push Fluids.

How are his vitals doing?

I love you Nagu.

Nograj sir…

Nagu…

Sir…

Shame! Shame! shame!

OH MY GOD!Shame! Shame! shame!

(Shame on Nograj!)OH MY GOD!

Sir?(Shame on Nograj!)

Lavanya….

Monjunath….

Sir..

What a Nightmare!

I was only giving to people. I was giving everything away for free.

My kidneys…

My kidneys?

(makes ‘what’ sound)

It’s there.

Lavanya,

Nagu...

Your Wedding Necklace?

It’s here Nagu...it’s here.

Na...Nagu…

Manjunath, move…

Sir… sir…

Shame! Shame! Shame!Sir… sir…

Shame! Shame! Shame!

Shame on Nograj!

Shame! Shame! Shame!

Shame on Nograj!

Shame! Shame! Shame!

Take care of Nagu.

Ok, madam.

Shame on Nograj!

Nograj!

Down… Down...

Nograj!

Down… Down...

Nograj!

Down… Down...

Is this fine for you Sir?

Everything is gorgeous Monjunath!

Down… Down...

Nograj!

Down… Down...

Nograj!

Down… Down...

What are you doing? Move that side.

Move aside, move!

Hit him!

Go there! Come here,

Go help him!

Nograj Sir is coming!

Stop! Stop !

Stop shouting!

Hey, what the hell is this, show us your face!

Yes, don’t be a coward! Show your face!

Monjunath, Pramod, what the bloody hell?

Boss, it's not going up.

Raise it up, you rascal!

We are trying, Sir!

Greetings, my dear Friends!

My name is Nograj

I am your Humble Politician.

Hai.. Hai.. Nograj! May you feel our curse!

Yeah! Hi

Hi to you too!

Hi! Hi!

Go Back! Nograj… Go back!

What Go Back?

If I come, you guys have a problem,

if I don’t come, you guys have a problem.

Sir, our problem is that you are not doing your work properly.

Who said that?

What are they saying, Monjunath?

Stop, Stop, Stop!

Sir, we are from Prasad Multi-speciality hospital.

We want you to make that Road.

There are potholes, manholes, sewage leaks,

and garbage thrown around everywhere.

Monjunath,

I think I’ve seen him somewhere!

What is his name?

Dr. Shekhar Kumar.

He works at Dr. Prasad’s hospital.

Cut his electricity.

Ok sir.

If you don’t do anything about the road,

we will complain against you to the MLA or even to the CM’s Office.

Okay! Okay!

Calm Down! Cool Down!

Be like a cucumber! Cool!

Actually, we have re-tarred the road two years back.

Retard meaning,

The road has gone crazy.

That is not our fault

So this time we will not re-tar,

we will tar the road.

I hope you understand where I am coming from?

You people understand, right?

See I knows

that this road has a lot of humps, bumps, potholes and sewage,

but we will make sure that nothing will be there in 3 days.

Atleast, road will be there?

Sir, no!

Don’t talk nonsense,

Road will be there!

Don’t ask stupid questions.

My Mom,

My state is calling me.

I have to get to work now.

Please don’t waste my time.

Ok, please!

Monjunath!

For one road, so much protesting!

What the bloody hell, Monjunath?

Sir....

Even before reaching Dr. Prasad’s hospital

Lot of patients are dying in the ambulance only

That’s the reason for all these problems.

Why Monjunath?

We made the road 1 year back,

what happened?

No Sir,

Actually we made the road in front of your house and…

6 months back we retarred the same road…

This is last warning for you Monjunath!

Sir?

First, don’t bring up past nonsense…

…Secondly,

What is a Corporator’s salary?

8000 Indian Rupees, Sir.

So, if I have some basic comforts for myself,

what is the problem?

Now, kindly tell me...

...if we have anything against Dr. Prasad…

What is his problem?

Sir...

Sir, he is highly respected in the community and…

…Nanjundiah helps him politically.

Oh my God?

Nanjundiah?

Yes, sir!

Before I made him a Corporator,

He had called me and said…

Sir, please get me a BA degree…

Nanjundiah, see, keep your vision big, man…

Why are you doing a small fake?

Do a BIG fake…

Anyway, you are going to buy a degree,

so let’s buy a better degree like…

(thinks)

…Computer in Engineering Science!

Yes sir, Yes sir…

Come on, let’s go…

Sir, can you get me 2 more Degrees?

What a rascal you are!

Simply to keep at home…

So, he’s an Engineer Sir?

No Monjunath!

I also have an MA Degree in English.

Do you see me writing poetry or literature?

Monjunath,

Call Nanjundiah!

Yes Sir!

(Famous Kannada Song Music)

Love me or hate me…

Sir, Nanjundiah has come!

Oh! So fast he has come!

Kiss me or kill me…

Oh darling please do something to me…

What man Nanjundiah?!?

You are singing songs and all!

You’re killing it Man!

Sir!

Come with me, we have to talk!

Guys, enjoy, enjoy!

What happened sir?

Monjunath told me...

...its urgent.

Nanja!

Look, there is a fantastic opportunity....

...for all we Politicians...

...to make some money

Yeah, Sir!

Monjunath!

Breathe!

Manjunath! Give him the bag.

Breathe!

Not blow.

Hold it!

Leave it Monjunath!

What is wrong with you?

Finally, the great Corporator of our Ward,

Mr. Nograj finds time for us….

By the way, that seat is….

No no, you please sit there Dr. Prasad.

I am very comfortable here.

Come,sit!

So, you have started some pharmacy, storage area in your basement?

And, illegally.

And you haven’t taken any permission from any department as well…

I have already paid Nanjundiah. He knows that…

Oh, you have?

…Let me try his phone number.

Yeah?

Hello!

Hello Nanja!

Oh! Nograj sir!

Long time, no seen…

Yeah Nanjundiah!

I called because I am with Dr. Prasad

from the Multi-Speciality Hospital.

He said that he knows you.

Who?

Nanju, it is me,

Dr. Prasad, your friend!

Who?

Nanju, why are you doing this?

Monjunath! Give him the bag.

Say Cheap!

He is saying that you gave him the permission

to build some illegal pharmacy in the basement?

He came to me,

But I told him...

First, you clear it with Nograj Sir.

Nanju, what is happening?

Nanja!

Tell me sir…

Do me a favour.

What? Tell me, Sir?

We have that bulldozer right?

Yes Sir!

You kindly bring that in front of this hospital!

I’ll sanction it.

Okay Sir!

We will use the Bulldozer and…

…demolish his basement.

We’ll destroy it, okay?

Yeah, we will do it Sir!

Bye!

What do you want now?

Dr. Prasad,

for me to make the new road...

this is the quotation and..

you have to pay the...

....whole amount.

But, this is....

...3 times the cost sir!

See, just for an illegal pharmacy in the basement,

you’ve had to go through this extortion.

I know....

...you have 5 floors in this hospital!

Please,

Don’t make me climb all 5 floors.

Okay?

Monjunath?

Sir…

A apple a day keeps….

...AN doctor away!

It is not AN,

it is THIS doctor! Rascal.

He was shivering and extremely scared after seeing me.

Yes sir!

What was he saying?

(Ward Boy falls)

Help him!...Bring a rope!(cries of pain)

Don’t worry brother!(cries of pain)

Monjunath!

Sir..

This seems like a ‘pressing’ issue.

Lucida Grande

Call the Press.

Ok Sir!

Hey, move back!

Quiet.

You can trust me.

Sir, Sir, Sir…

One at a time…

Sir, Sir, Sir…

I said one at a time! Chill and ask…

Roopa babes, you can ask…

Sir, what are you doing inside a manhole in the middle of the day?

Madam, someone told me...

...that Politics is...

...very dirty.

For this country,

I am ready to go down and dirty!

I said one at a time! Chill and ask…I am ready to go down and dirty!

I said one at a time! Chill and ask…

Sir, you have announced that you will make the road in 3 days?

Yes, I said that…

Look,

Either I will be there or this manhole will be there!

Manhole!

Aye!

(echo)

Oh! Oh! Oh!

You are talking back to me? Arguing with me?

See, how much guts this gutter has…

Son of a Sewage,

I will close you,

you rascal!

(echo)

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Manhole, I’ll really fight you…

I will make sure, I close your dirty mouth!

Journalists!

Look at this manhole one last time!

In 3 days, I will close this manhole.

Greetings to you all!

What time should we start the Road Inauguration, sir?

Start early morning…

What time, sir?

12 o’clock.

Sir, 12 o'clock is Afternoon.

It will be difficult to control the traffic.

Ok, then you start...

...7 o’clock in the morning.

Ok...

Arrange for our supporters ...

... and give them food and hard drinks.

For flexes and banners,

Sir..

Put Photos!

My photo should be big.

Nanjundiah’s should be small.

MLA’s photo should also be big,

but not bigger than mine...

Okay?

You can put some smiling photo of the doctor on the side….

Okay?

Sir, my photo?

Yeah, you definitely put yours also.

There will be a line of scary peoples’ pictures,right?

You put yours in the front over there.

Bearer of scary face...

...Bloody idiot boy!

Lucida Grande

Other than work, is there anything else you can do

Always talking about work, rascal

Come, let's go to Azam Khan’s house for lunch.

Azam Khan,

this is your share.

Azam Khan!

This Biriyani is amazing!

Brother, eat slowly, the food is not going anywhere.

Sister,

Long time...

...since I last saw you

Very gorgeous to see you sister!

This Biryani...

...is really tasty,

but last time, in the Biriyani…

the ASS…

TIKKA (Ass in English)!

In Hindi, they say THEEKA (‘Spicy’ in English)…

TIKKA (Ass in English)!

He is saying SPICY, not ASS.Serve him more biryani, I say.

Oh, he’s saying Spicy? Understood.

Here, please have brother…

Yeah, I meant spice…

Azam Khan what is this?

The biriyani’s taste has changed from last time,

What happened?

The biriyani that you had the first time,

Yeah,yeah!

was made by my first wife.

Azam Khan!…

Playboy!

Playing with second wife…

How is your second mummy?

Yes, tell me…

Sir, the seminar will have top entrepreneurs,

start-up success stories and…..

You don’t look married…

Is there a look for that?

Also, if you support this entrepreneurship summit,

we can create employment opportunities…

and also, your constituency will benefit from this…

Shut up woman!

Vilas, call that Nograj for a meeting!

MLA Sir will now meet you…

I have a small meeting now,

after that you and I can….

Sir…

Yeah!

You have put posters and banners everywhere in the ward.

Yes.

What is happening?

Sir,

Road Inauguration.

Why is mine smaller than yours?

Sir?

I am talking about the Photos.

No Sir, it is almost..

...the same size.

When is the inauguration?

Tomorrow.

Okay…

Hello….

Sir, Vilas told us,

you are going to Bangkok for a week long conference!

I will be there at the Inauguration.

Sir, your flight tickets are booked for tomorrow.

Postpone it!

Cut the call now,

I’m busy. Will call you back.

Nograj,

Sir..

in all the posters,

my photo...

...should be the biggest.

Monjunath! Dance!

Greetings, my dear friends!

My name is Nograj

I am your humble politician!

I will keep my speech really short.

In classical Athens,

the respected Socrates said,

I know I am intelligent,

because I know that...

...I know nothing.

(explains, in Kannada)

All of us have to come together,

as an apartment, society, district, state, Karnataka…

…Because we have to make RCB win this year!

That day, I went to the fridge,

I opened it.

Light came on.

I closed the door.

Light went off!

How is that happening I wonder?

What happened in the year 1984?

I was born.

When I was born, I was 18kgs.

Every city needs Ninja Turtles!

The Ninja Turtles….

Sir, sir, its been 4 hours.

The Press is waiting.

Please come to the point, Sir…

Okay, go stand there…

So hereby dear friends,

I announce the road Op...

Oh my God! MLA JFK sir!

Please come sir…

Just how these Corporators are my servants,

as the MLA of this constituency…

I am your servant.

Wake up!

I saw the condition of the road

and was terribly hurt.

So,

I called Nograj immediately.

I only told him to make this road

Who called him?

I called him!

It makes me really happy

that based on my orders this work was done and in such short time.

Victory to India!

Victory to Karnataka!

Azam Khan, come on, let’s dance...

I can’t move anything, forget about it man.

Nograj Sir?

Sir,

why are you upset?

Sir,

MLA has done this to everyone. Not just you.

Poor Chikke Gowda, in a Sports Day function

he ran carrying the torch…

Right before his flame could light the cauldron...

MLA JFK used his torch to light the cauldron.

MLA JFK took the credit that was meant for Chikke Gowda.

MLA has done more.

Channa Gowda

had organised a green drive to plant trees...

Poor man, he stood in the hot sun

And dug for hours...

... to plant 10 saplings

As he was about the put the plants..

MLA JFK suddenly came there

and put his plants in all the holes.

After making the road myself

this rascal MLA

has made me 'anonymouse'.

The solution for this is very simple!

We have to join hands together

and fight against him!

Who will fight against him Sir?

Nanja, I am there right?

Among us, who has made the most amount of money?

Say my name!

Among us, who is the most corrupt

to stand against MLA JFK?

Monjunath…

Sir…

All these fellows are bloody politicians...

They wouldn’t think twice before crossing me…

Show them the photos.

I am not like them.

I am a very

humble,

honest politician!

Sir, we will support you!....

What?

Why will we not support you?

We will support you!

Wow!

Monjunath!

Sir..

They just picked up the garbage,

what to find out where they dump it.

Yes sir..

Come let’s find out! Come!

Let’s follow his behind.

Monjunath,

Sir..

Investigation is an art.

Sir..

You look like Sherlock Whole-mess.

Monjunath,

it is not a Sherlock Whole-mess,

it is a Sherlock Homeless.

Please!

Greetings!

Myself, Mr. Nograj,

I’m the Corporator of D.S. Nagar

Greetings, sir!

If you are dumping the garbage in the city itself,

why are you picking it up?

Sir, what else do we do?

We do this everyday,

because there is no place in the city to dump the garbage.

We pick it up from one area and drop it in another area.

Oh my God,

that's a lot of hardwork.

Monjunath, hug him…

Sir…Me?

Okay, stop, stop!

Okay..

Monjunath,

Bribe the Additional Commissioner.

Ask him to send these truck drivers

...garbage collectors...

...on a strike!

If someone asks him why,

let him say…

The Contractors haven’t made the payment to the garbage collectors.

Okay sir..

Come on, let’s go.

Mario! Come on!

You are Super Mario, right?

Jump on the turtle!

Take all the coins!

Take it!

(Protestors) This government is growing on us like garbage!

WE can't even keep our own back yard clean!

Sir, they...

THEY…

THEY…they can't even keep their own backyard clean!

How will MLA JFK keep our constituency clean?

We strongly condemn this!

What is MLA JFK doing?

Call him for a meeting.

I’ve just reached the party office.

Will talk to you later.

Sir, what I’m trying to say is…

I understand JFK,

but the President is very upset.

MLA elections are not too far away.

If you want the party ticket again...

at least project some good performance.

You don’t worry sir,

I'll take care of everything.

Vilas!

Sir, our Party Secretary

has a big problem with MLA JFK.

What’s the reason Monjunath?

Sir, before they started hardcore politics,

The secretary...

And MLA..

...had feeling for each other.

What do you mean by feelings?

They liked…

loved each other, sir.

My God!

Like a man to man?

A politician to politician?

See Monjunath!

The position of a Secretary is usually held by ladies.

If a man works as a Secretary,

there is definitely a problem.

Huh?

Come on! Not you Monjunath.

Can we do doggy style madam?

You mean the Downward Dog?

Yeah, that’s what I said.

Please arrange a meeting with that secretary Monjunath.

Okay sir.

Who are they?

I’ve got these two gay people

to make you feel comfortable!

Nograj,

I am comfortable with you.

You two,

Get lost!

Get out!

Yeah!

Nograj,

what can I do for you?

See,

I know your entire history

with MLA JFK.

That was years ago, but Nograj,

time changes everything, right?

No Madam.

I mean...

...Sir.

You guys have shared some romantic moments

but this MLA has not come out in the open about your relationship.

He has cheated on you.

I couldn’t gain his love at the time.

but ...

...now I can't do anything.

Yes you can!

The garbage scam and these dirty toilets....

Who do you think is behind it?

JFK and his people.

Gurudas,

Think straight!

But I can't!

Focus Gurudas.

Until when are you going to bend in front of MLA JFK?

What else do I do?

My position as a Secretary forces me to bend before him.

Gurudas, don’t force me to use bad language!

Okay. okay..

What do you want from me?

Sir, I want the MLA Election Ticket.

What will I get in return?

Money…

I can give you that,

because as a politician, that is what I do best.

Okay,

I will support you!

Come!

Gurudas!

Don’t go back on your word okay!

Look, I don’t have a problem with people like you…

…but, I can always make the public...

... have a problem with people like you.

Okay?

Nagu,

Look who’s here?

You know Sumathi, our relative, right?

Meet her brother, Chandu.

What man!

What have you become?

Nagu,

Chandu wants to become an actor.

Will you please introduce him to your Producer friend?

See Chandu, you will become an actor.

I can put you in a movie as well,

but the question is...

who will watch your movie?

Then again, she will come back to me and say:

Please Nagu

let's go for Chandu’s movie.

I will only have to watch it right?

Nagu!

Okay Chandu,

what kind of films do you want to act in?

Like horror films

or extremely horror films?

No man, please save me from yourself!

I can't watch horror films.

Nagu, I’ve already promised our relatives.

Monjunath,

Sir..

please call Cycle Babu! He is making a new film.

Tell him to put this fellow in his film.

Thank you Nagu.

A Politician lives...

...a horrific life, Monjunath.

Everybody is taking advantage of us.

It is very scary.

Lavanya,

Where is the water?

What is this? The water is never there!

Water tanker has just arrived Nagu.

Tell them to leave the water tankers here.

Once they have emptied the water in our borewell…Ask them to refill the tankers.

Actor it seems. Who are better actors than us politicians?!?

Chandu, are you happy?

Aye Lavanya! I will not come home for Dinner.

What do you think you are doing?

Huh?

You are all useless.

Look at your faces!

You look like toilets.

What, you can’t just say that we are latrines!

Azam Khan, just shut up!

What do you think my work is?

Going for study tours to different countries,

and seeing how they function…

Whatever work you are doing in the city does not matter…

Yes sir.. yes sir..

Because in the public eye,

I am the real representative.

The elected representative.

You all are just Jokers.

This is the last warning.

If any of you become the reason...

...for my name to get mixed up in any scam,

it will be very bad for you.

No Sir, that wont happen, we will make sure.Promise!

I have some more time.

If there are any important issues, let's discuss them!

Sir.. sir.. sir..

Sir, can you please get me a membership in the Bangalore City Club?

Will get it done, don’t worry.

Next?

Sir, there is a major water shortage problem in the ward…

Look Krishna,

if there is a real issue, tell me, we can discuss that.

Yes, Nograj…

Sir, Pratap Reddy’s daughter is getting married…

So?

All us Corporators are doing a dance performance.

If you could join us, and shake a leg or two,

it will be amazing.

Vilas,

Sir..

Monday afternoon, block my time for dance rehearsals.

Yay! That is amazing!

Love you sir!

Sir, there is a stray cattle problem in a few wards…

So, what the hell should I do?

Lucida Grande

You only can find the solution for that…

or just take the cattle to your house and let them graze there.

I have arranged

a party for all of you

Lucida Grande

10 o’clock.

You are all invited.

I’m happy to throw free food and drinks at you, for you.

Sir sir, please come…

Looks like you’ve arranged a big party?

Nothing much, Sir.

You had asked me keep the Corporators in check…

So decided to treat them with good food and few drinks.

Sir, what will you have? Please come sir…

Hey, no, no!

What do you have to drink though?

Come Sir! Let’s go.

People can sleep at their workplace…

But when us politicians sleep in the parliament, they have a problem.

People don’t Vote,

but when we win the elections, they have a problem!

That's what is happening in this country.

What can anyone do? What's in our hands,tell me?

I'm tired of this.

Lucida Grande

What sexy Music!? Come here!

US India, wherever you go,

politics is a problem.

Whatever a minister does,

the common man has a problem

You sit on facebook...

...and write comments.

Ok its our fault we know that,

but now let's talk about you…

We have to definitely talk about them!

Hey listen!

You all do whatever you please,

but if we do it, it’s a problem.

If YOU do something, it’s awesome.

If WE do something, it’s a problem.

Shake those rice cakes i say!

As a joke,

you say whatever you feel like…

Just like how we say whatever we feel like for a vote.

For God,

you keep a kilogram of flowers...

You are our God; hence we keep flowers on your ears.

I'm one among you,

and not just a servant

By saying whatever you feel...

You have hurt my feelings...

I am hurt too much.

You give us bribes,

but if we take them, you have a problem!

Ya, correct!

You make MMS, but if we watch them, you have a problem!

Give me your Whatsapp number...

...I’ll forward it to you also.

You lie to your wife...

...and have a problem with our promises to you.

You mass bunk at college…

But you have a problem with our attendance in the Parliament.

Azam, go to the Parliament I say.

You all do whatever you please,

but if we do it, it’s a problem.

Shake it Baby!

If YOU do something, it’s awesome.

If WE do something, it’s a problem.

Ok, so what's the final word on this?

You and I, we are both the same…

And that is why we have this problem.

Aye Gurudas, what are you doing?

Arun, I was thinking...

Nivvi has summer holidays.

Can’t we go to the US soon?

Nivvi will like it.

We went in December,

isn’t it too early to visit again?

I miss our lifestyle Arun!

I’m not able to find our footing here.

Wouldn’t it be better for Nivvi to study in US?

We studied here, didn’t we?

That’s not the point.

Our company is also doing well here.

If you want, you can be in the US and ...

...come down here a few times and take care of work.

Thanks.

Rama I am a bit confused!

I thought you were okay with all of this.

We discussed about Nivvi too!

I know,

I am!

But your Mother also would love it,

if she can see her granddaughter often.

We have to think about that as well.

That’s what I…

Here…

April, I’ll be tied up with the Company Audit.

I won’t be able to come…

but I’ll arrange for Nivvi and you to go.

I have no other option.

(Car honking)

I don’t want to compromise but…

I'll just call you back.

Has he lost his mind?

Why is he honking so much?

(Car honking)

Excuse me,

roll down your window!

You cant see?

Are you blind?

The signal is red! Where do I go?

You are honking continuously!

Don’t you have brains?

Where the hell do you want me to go man?

Sir…

You look like an educated guy. What are you doing?

No, no….Roll down the window,

Let’s talk!

Roll down the window! Hey!

Sir,

Sir, traffic’s piled up, let’s go…

People are just not going to change here.

Sir, need to talk to you about something…

About Nograj…

I haven’t heard much about him.

That is his speciality sir.

His scams never get exposed.

Compared to all the other Corporators…

He has made the most amount of money for the Party.

Does he give us our share on time?

Yes, he is very punctual, sir!

Why are you recommending him so much?

Is there anything happening between him and you?

I’m not recommending sir,

just letting you know is all.

Anyway,

it's the President right who always takes decisions…

But, if you put in a word,

it’ll be better Sir…

Okay, fine.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

My God!

Love you!

What an amazing dancer you are my lady!

Very nice!

That gift is very good from Thailand!

Very nice, right?

Yeah, very nice!

Actually, I have to go again on a business trip to

Thailand!

Hey, your diary!

Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!

Actually whenever I need political inspiration,

I look at this diary.

My first scam!

Nograj!

Sit properly, I say!

This is not your father’s home.

What can we do for our college’s 10th anniversary function?

Sir!

Nograj?

How about we call like a...

... singer?

Kumar Sanu...

...or S.P. Balasubrabanian?

College said yes and sanctioned the money for the event.

Everybody was very excited.

Why because, S.P. Balasubrabanian will come and…

Nagu, its S.P. Balasubramaniam…

Yeah yeah,

he will come, and sing…

♪ For joy, sing for joy ♪

What is that other song? That…

♪ Hundreds of memories from my soul ♪

What a song!

That other one. The Hindi song…

♪ Who am I to you ♪

Everybody came for the event.

Except S.P. Balasubrabanian.

Honestly,

I didn't even book him for the event.

Then what happened?

The students...

... went crazy.

They had bought the tickets...

...and wanted entertainment!

What I did was,

I shared the money along with my Professor…

And told the students that S.P. Balasubrabanian did not come…

…because the management did not pay him.

I created a fight between the college and the students.

Do you remember

the first time you saw me?

Not even 1 question came from your leaked question paper.

I am not going to leave you!

Padmanabh,

we leaked 3 question papers.

Which one is he talking about?

I will complain to the Principal and get you suspended.

(mimicking) Is this your father’s college?

Not his father’s college.

Its her father’s college!

Lavanya!

I remember…

In our first meeting itself, we banged each other nicely!

Your Books and your Money was falling out of your purse…

…But I was falling for…

…You…

I love you Nagu.

Okay.

Monjunath,

What are we doing in the office?

Sir, to end MLA JFK’s career...

... we have to do one more scam.

We have to screw in him.

Monjunath,

it is not a screw in him,

It is a screw on him.

Yes, that’s what I meant Sir.

Monjunath,

Sir..

Call Inspector Bette Gowda.

Where sir?

The place where us Politicians belong.

Okay Sir.

Bette gowda!

I need you to do a small thing for me.

Tell me Sir…

Nothing much man, we have to just do a small scam, that’s all…

Okay...

You will get your share!

Okay, done.

No-parking!

Hello Madam!

Can’t you see the board?

When I came, the board was not here!

It is here!

Give me the fine!

Give me your mobile number.

Why should I give you my number?

When I left my vehicle there wasn’t a No Parking Signboard…

And now you are asking me for money?

I’ll have to Whatsapp the bill to you buddy.

Its Digital India.

If I’m not paying you anything, why will I give you my number?

And, you don’t even look like a Policeman!

And you? You look like a citizen or what?

Just give me your mobile number. Starts with 9 right?

Yes, 9…

After that I won’t tell you…

Seize the vehicle,

and while towing, damage it as well…

Sir!

Hello! My bike!

Oh, the boys have already kept the no parking board here,

super!

Look at this dude, what a car.

Audi!

Listen, you guys carry on, I’ll meet you later!

Greetings!

Sir, I had parked the car on the right side.

Its 10th today.

An even number, right?

I had checked the board before parking.

When I returned, my car wasn’t there

and the board was changed to odd numbers.

How is it possible?

Go, complain to the Traffic Police.

Why have you come here?

Sir, I went there.

They say, they haven’t towed the car.

They directed me to come here.

What car do you have?

White colour, Audi,

plate number KA0…

Oh! Audi is it?

Sir, actually, the same thing happened to me.

When I parked, the board showed even numbers.

I checked right after parking.

When I returned, my bike was being towed and…

When I saw the board, it was was changed to odd numbers.

Your fault, your confusion,

And then you say odd-even, even-odd…

No... We've both been cheated, and we are confused?

This is bloody irritating.

What? Who?

Who are you calling bloody?

Look, file your complaint!

I'll look into into it.

Calling us bloody wont work!

(Humming song : Shape of You)

Sir, what is your opinion about the No Parking Scam happening in the city?

People are paying scamsters and getting cheated off their money…

Madam, I don’t know anything.

It is a very mysterious conspiracy.

Look, I am not the MLA.

Are you saying that MLA JFK is behind all of this?

Don’t throw allegations at me, Madam.

Don’t speak like this about MLA JFK.

So according to you,

who is behind this No Parking money-making scam?

MLA.

I love him.

According to me, terrorists are behind this Scam.

Pakistan is the reason.

Okay.

No more questions.

Order some Snacks for her.

Okay sir..

Deva, now!

Get one more sign.

Putting no parking sign boards in an Office Parking?

Sir, MLA Jagathprabhu F Kumar told us to do this…

What do you mean MLA Jagathprabhu told you to?

Sir, leave me sir…

Who?

Catch him!

Investigation is happening.

Our investigation will be out soon and…

We'll make sure that our investigation...

....will go deeper...

...to find the people ...

...responsible for this investigation.

MLA Jagathprabhu F Kumar is using the youth of our state

and making them do unlawful things.

What we need is better governance.

We need good leaders, not just politicians.

Kiran, please send in some water.

and solve the problems that are ruining our city.

Ridiculous!

Did you get your car back?

Yeah!

Any damages?

Have to replace the locking system.

Is this why we voted for him?

MLA JFK has to resign.

What a beauty night this is!

Monjunath!

Put the money in different bags...

...and keep it ready.

I’ll tell you how much each Corporator has to get.

Okay?

It was an honour to work on you Sir.

Monjunath!

It is not honour to work on me..

It is an honour to work in me.

Okay?

MLA JFK!...Resign Now!

MLA JFK!...Step down!

MLA JFK!...Leave the Party!

President Sir,

please give me 1 more chance.

I’ll make everything okay.

I don’t know anything about the Scams Sir.

Please give me some time to fix this.

Jagathprabhu F Kumar…

Get out!

One more thing.

If you try anything crazy or silly,

it won't be good for you.

Sir! Sir!

What a beauty night this is!

That MLA rascal,

he called me a servant…

Clap, Clap Yeah, very nice.

Very nice.

Madam,

We will have to call the water tanker again!

Okay…

Madam,

May I borrow 2-3 buckets of water?

Sure.

You can deduct from my salary.

Shanta,

What are you saying?

Please take the water.

In fact, I’ll send the driver with you.

ok

I don’t know how people manage.

Nivvi,

Don’t waste Water.

We have to save Water.

Yeah, yeah, slightly lower.

Raju, please press properly.

Yeah, there.

Do you know why I come here?

No, Sir.

Raju…

There…

Sir,

Now that MLA JFK is ousted.

When will I get the party ticket for elections?

Just by him being thrown out isn’t enough.

You have to get higher than where he was.

For the President to notice you,

You have to rise…

What do you mean by rise?

Rise meaning,

you have to do good work.

Public has to notice your work.

Go to schools, colleges, communities.

Okay, I will do all of this.

I will make sure that the public notices my work.

Then,

how are things?

What do you mean by things?

Gurudas! I am a Nograju,

not a Raju!

Monjunath, are you coming with me or staying here?

Coming with you Sir.

Ok, softly. Yeah go higher, yeah higher…

Dear friends,

What’s up?

Students!

In life...

...There is always...

...give and take.

Give means to share something,

and take means to extract something.

Let me give you a small example.

Now,

Imagine...

...both of you get married!

You’ll be at your Honeymoon!

There, your wife will give you...

... a hot glass of milk.

She will also take something.

What will she take?

Your love!

She will take that one.

You all know the answer.

‘Taking’ is the answer.

Okay, I’ll give you one more example.

Sir, please stop, they understood.

Okay, okay.

So everyone is taking...

...but when we politicians are taking...

...why people are complaining?

Please don’t discriminate like this,

its not right.

So with this message, to start this celebration…

Our celebration is going to be incomplete,

so please welcome our chief guest…

It’s me right?

...National Film Award Winner…

…Our Prince…

…Our Appu…

Please welcome,

Power Star Puneeth Rajkumar!

(cheering)

(applause)

Thank you.

Thank you all

for making me a part of your Annual Day celebration.

I would like to say a few words.

By only taking,

You are nothing but selfish.

Love grows by giving,

and not by taking.

Engineer,

Doctor,

CEO,

Actor,

Teacher,

whatever career you choose…Just remember,

The more you give, the more you shall receive.

Thank you!

Excuse me, Brother!

Who is this?

Area Corporator.

Co-chief guest!

Oh! Power star!

So your house doesn’t have any power cuts?

Oh, your glasses too have Power?

Look,

I respect the love I get from the people…

And I will never misuse the title of Power Star!

Hope this clears it for you.

What a powerful thought!

Power Star!

Power Saar!

This is my business card.

I am also trying to find power for myself.

Please call me.

I am a little busy now.

We will hangout later like a fun world or

gym…

Juice center…

Snow world also…

If you are free, we can go to Commercial Street and shop for Sarees…

You have to do good work,

which makes the Public take notice.

Monjunath,

For me to come power,

we have to cut people’s power

Come on!

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Monjunath,

Sir..

Look here. He looks like a man with bad intentions.

Click on him.

Greetings, Kempiah!

Greetings, Sir!

What is your cheapness level?

Highest, sir!

Do you have a bribe count?

Have lost count, sir.

Guarantee?

Security?

Yeah!

See sir!

My family is the security.

Whatever you want you can do with them.

Oh! Kempiah!

Lovely!

Please cut the electricity now.

Sir, but what do I say to the public?

Say anything, man.

Like transformers have bursted or like…

…heavy winds have damaged the poles.

Okay it's a deal!

High five!

Okay sir!

Yeah like that…

Bye sir!

Bye!

Nivvi,

you have to finish the soup…

Okay.

Its nice, right?

Yes.

(music)

Because of no electricity,

we have stopped the stability testing work.

In the meantime, the generators are refuelling.

It is okay.

Don’t put pressure on the lab to finish work.

If another company gets approval before us,

It is fine!

Let’s not cut corners anywhere.

When is our meeting with the medicine controller?

Sir, day after.

Its better to get the approval on our file when you meet him…

Because, its very difficult to get appointments with these officials.

I understand.

Greetings!

Dr. Shekhar!

Sir, what are you doing here at this hour?

May I please come in?

Sir, what is the meaning of this?

You have a nice lower middle class home.

Oh!

Babies!

How is it?

Are you enjoying the poverty?

Sir they have exams….

What is this? Candles and all?

Whose birthday today?

Sir, there is no current in the house since 2 days,

It's a big problem...I know!

That’s why I’m here!

See, I’m really sorry.

In my constituency, my people don’t have electricity.

It reflects badly on me.

I know,

You think I am a bad person.

Monjunath,

Sir?

Call the electricity board.

What’s he doing?

Kempiah,

what are you doing?

I am doing whatever you’ve said!

Yesterday, you said the power will be back…

When did I say that?

No, I’m here at the quarters, and its dark everywhere.

People are sitting with candles,

like they’re protesting at India Gate?

I am warning you!

If you don't bring the power back on,

I will definitely go in a hunger strike!

Hunger Strike?

No Kempiah, we spoke yesterday,

why hasn’t the electricity come back yet?

Don’t argue! Kempiah,

if you don’t switch on the electricity right now,

I’m going to…

Cut myself!

Sir, people are watching sir!

Please don’t do this in my house…

Please sir…

This is for my Mom!

Baby, you count backwards from 5…Count…

54321…

Slowly child…

Now count…

Sir, no sir…

3..

No, no, you don't talk…

Sir, please stop this drama…

Aye.. Switch on

2...

Please sir, please!

1.

Aye! Switch it on!

Sir…

Sir...sir…

Kempiah, I’m going to kill myself now…

No sir! Electricity will come back now, wait…

3...

Sir!

2...

Try here! Here!

Sir! Sir!

1.

Kempu!

Take the band-aid, Sir…

Baby!

My son would have failed...

...because of these power cuts,

…but our Corporator Nograj helped a great deal.

How?

He cut his wrist to bring the power back on…

Really?

The new light of ONE BIG PARTY is here…

And he is DS Nagar’s Corporator Mr. Nograj,who cut his hand…

so that his area people could have electricity.

Over to our correspondent Shalini for more updates

Without chicken in his meal, Monjunath just cannot eat his food…

Nograj,

only both of us can go inside…

Gurudas, what are you saying ya?

Don't misunderstand me.

Our Vice President hates the number 2.

While talking to him, please avoid using the number 2…

Why? What is the reason?

Because he has been at the number 2 position all his life…

Yes..

Why, because our President isn’t…

Hey,

I am still alive!

Yeah, yeah,

he is not dying also.

Okay. Monjunath, you stay here!

Come! Hey, leave my hand I say…

Guru told me

that you were behind the downfall of MLA JFK?

Yes sir!

Just 2 ideas?

Hunh?

One and a half!

Look,

because of what you’ve done,

our party’s reputation is on the line….

Do you know that?

I know sir.

I did it so that JFK shouldn’t have a chance to become an MLA again.

I know, our Party’s name has been tarnished a little,

but we can always change that.

That is not a problem.

How can you say, there’s no problem?

Sir..

As a politician,

what is my main job?

To make money and to share money.

Here, the money made by us in the No-Parking Scam.

In these 2 bags…

Uh…in 1 bag.

Let’s go.

Let's introduce him to the President.

Okay sir.

Come on.

Shankar, what is the nature of this medicine controller?

Sir, you know how Government Officials are right..?

Look, your application is almost clear,

but what is this new medicine?

Its a stress reliever.

According to my team,

some work is still not complete.

one item is facility related

and the other one is with respect to safety report.

For us to give you a safe and effective certificate for this medicine,

you will have to pay 75 lakhs.

Sir, respectfully,

I can resubmit the files after rectifiying these two points.

In that case, I can’t say how many more months it’ll take for the approval.

Also, a lot of our files sometimes go missing.

Pay 75 lakhs

I’ll make sure to have your medicine in the market within 2 months.

What Patil?

Fine?

I’ll get this done in a week’s time.

3 days is better for us, and for you.

Otherwise, I can’t really do anything to push for approval.

Where was I?

Yeah, point number 7…

Respected chameleon,

please give me your blessings.

Greetings, Sir!

It is really nice to meet you Nograj!

I have to tell you this,

Only making money is not important...

...The most important thing is your pubic image!

See, you know everything about Politics,

because you’ve been here forever

He’s saying:

without the Public’s support,

you cannot progress in Politics.

Nograj,

I’ve given the approval…

The approval for you to run in the upcoming MLA elections

As a representative of our party.

Here, take this…

(laughs)

Thank you Sir!

We need great leaders, not just politicians.

Using their top positions, they should figure out ways

To rid our city from all its problems.

May I take 2 buckets of water from you?

Go to the Traffic Police. Why have you come here?

Pay 75 lakhs

I’ll make sure to have your medicine in the market within 2 months.

Arun!

Politics and you?

Are you sure?

I am not joining Politics,

I am doing this as a service.

When I came to India from the US

it was risky to start a Pharma Company…

But we did venture into it, without doing anything illegally…

...and without comprimising on anything

We’ve made our company successful.

We know you are doing this with pure intentions…

But its difficult to pursue politics without approaching things illegally.

Yes, its almost impossible.

Thank you. I appreciate your concern.

I want to focus on the issues in our state.

I was born and brought up here.

I love Karnataka.

Most people here only talk about our State problems…

Let me try and focus on the solutions.

Look Arun,

you have our support.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

(Arun thinks)

Karnataka, my mom,

please help me make more money for myself.

Please bless me.

You all know,

I’ve got the election ticket.

So, I am going to be the next MLA of this constituency.

Let’s make sure,

I only win the elections.

Okay..

We have to create a strong buzz in the Press.

Yes sir.

Monjunath, organise a photo shoot.

We will snap many pictures,

Inform everyone that

Nograj Sir is the best MLA candidate.

Okay?

Yes sir.

Yeah! Nice!

Monjunath!

Let’s start!

What is the first pose?

Humble Pose!

Yeah!

Sir, we need a little more softness...

...in the eyes.

Okay, yeah…

Sir, sir, softness sir…

Monjunath, how can I express softness through my eyes?

Humble is here.

Not here, okay. Please!

Yes sir!

I’ll keep donning poses, you please take pictures.

First one is – Climbing Mount Everest.

Happy Deepavali!

Bakri-Eid Mubarak!

Jingle Balls!

Bells, bells…

Okay, yeah…

Jingle Bells!

Merry Christmas!

War!

Supporting Raitha (Curds)

Fool! Not Curds.

I mean’t Raitha, which is Farmer.

For the marketing of our campaign,

we need a unique idea.

Shankar,

I have an idea.

Let’s compose an email to marketing.

Slow down.

Greetings. Yes, tell me!

Tell me..

Nograj sir…

Yeah yeah…

You’ve got the party ticket for the upcoming MLA elections…

Of course!

How do you feel fighting for your seat...

...in such a competitive constituency?

Look Madam,

Actually, I am feeling very proud ....

...because my only competition is myself…

...which means, I will win against myself.

Sir, do you have any plans before the election?

How are you planning to use the Local Area Development Funds?

Madam,

we will use these funds completely.

We will not leave anything.

Sir, you really like speaking in English.

Is there a particular reason?

The particular reason, madam is…

My grandfather owned a lot of land.

He was a farmer.

Britishers met my grandfather,

gave him a piece of paper and asked him to sign it.

My poor grandfather couldn’t understand the document,

so he signed it and lost all his land.

My learning from this incident...

...is that you can cheat people in English.

But, in Karnataka, its impossible to fool Kannadigas in Kannada.

I hope I’ve answered your question.

Sir, sir...one more question...

No!

Shankar, with this waste management...

...we need to protect the environment.

Let’s set up a factory

We can generate methane from this waste....

...and then use it for fuel and electricity.

There are no garbage bins in most places.

The garbage is on the road for the most part.

Owing to the flies and mosquitoes,

we have 30 dengue cases only in this layout Sir.

Dry waste and wet waste is dumped in the same place.

They don’t even separate it.

In the plan to Clean India, 1000 crores were allotted.

Even 1 rupee wasn’t spent on that plan.

How do you know?

I know.

I understand.

Whatever I can do from my end, I’ll try and get it done as soon as possible.

Sir, Arun Patil is on the move, campaigning door-to-door.

Who is that Manjunath?

Sir,

He is running against you in the MLA election.

Oh, I thought I was the only one.

No sir…

Is this a joke?

No sir!

Monjunath!

What is this attitude?

No sir!

I’m getting new clothes stitched,

and that’s making you jealous?

Let’s get your measurements.

You also need a shirt.

Stand!

Smile!

Shankar, our government had promised to build treatment plants,

has that happened?

Not yet Sir.

Find a space around our factory,

Dig few pits and line it with a protective material…

To prevent the seepage of contaminated water…

Okay Sir..

Sir, we have to select a symbol for our party.

The options available are…

Banana, ice cream, harmonium, cake, camera, frock,

carrot, coconut, ceiling fan, balloon…

What?

We have to send in three options

and according to availability, they will give us 1.

Let’s go with frock!

Okay sir!

Shankar,

They have blackboard, book and brick as well.

Select 1 from these options.

Okay sir!

Nice campaign this is…

Yeah?

Arun Patil!

Who is this new candidate?

Independent mostly?

Yeah.

What is our Nograj doing?

(Moaning Sounds)

Nagu!

What is the score, Monjunath?

Sir, deuce.

What are you saying ?

What dues?

We don’t owe anybody anything!

People have to give us money!

40-30 Nagu.

My serve.

60-40, you take land!

I’ll give you a site, fine?

I want 120 by 80.

Take it baby.

Everything is yours!

Come on!

But you will have to let me win!

I’m your husband. Okay?

Don’t ever forget that.

Aye! Steffi Giraffe!

Let’s play! I’ll serve!

Okay!

Mr. Patil figured out a solution to our garbage problem...

And helped us a lot, and that too in a very short time.

I’m not doing all this to become the MLA.

This is not a favour either.

It is my duty.

Sorry, no more questions.

Sir… one more question…please….

How nicely he spoke…

He is such a good spokesperson…

Sir, before your first public speech,

we have to get our manifesto ready…

If people keep seeing Arun Patil do good work,

they will vote for him Sir…

Lavanya!

Put that Big Boss show…

Monjunath,

What are you doing?

What is the status of your campaign?

3 weeks are left…

2 weeks, Sir…

How many times have you been told to not use that number?

2 times, Sir…

In your upcoming speech,

you will have talk about your campaign with the Press…

Yes, will talk about it,

What is there in that?

Do you know what is a manifesto?

Of course!

It is a cultural fest...

...for men!

What is your plan Nograj?

Its not enough to just have billboards.

Do you have a strategy or not?

Strategy is there!

Strategy is a long term plan,

backed by a blueprint for a long term vision.

Now the vision is short,

why? Because the time is short.

And in that short time I cannot do anything.

Which means, in the short time I am going to call it the master plan

That is my long term..

...plan of action.

When will your manifesto be ready?

2 days sir!

Okay okay, 1 day, 1 day…

What is this Guru?

Don't!

No, don’t talk to me…

Sir, Sir…

Monjunath!

What the bloody hell?

Whose work is it to make the manifesto?

Sir, you have to tell me about that…

Monjunath, what do I know?

Have I become an MLA before?

Please don’t talk like a rascal!

No sir! That…

Don’t argue with me Monjunath!

Get your hands on Arun Patil’s manifesto,

copy it,

...and put XX everywhere

XX meaning?⁠⁠⁠⁠

Monjunath,

whatever is written in his manifesto, we shall do the same.

Only difference is

that we will double everything he does.

Example.

His manifesto has allotted 1000 crores for infrastructure work.

We will allot 2000 crores.

For instance, he has written that Security...

... will be provided for 10 women…

We will provide security for...

...20 men.

For women, right?

Monjunath,

If we keep the men safe,

we will automatically secure the safety of women.

Yeah…

Okay Sir,

but how will we get Arun Patil’s manifesto?

Sir, is robbery a good idea?

Always Monjunath!

We are politicians!

Monjunath!

Nograj sir!

Monjunath!

Sir!

Give me a hair pin.

Sir, this is a digital locker. We need a password to open this.

Try like

Lavanya

Pramod

12345.

Monjunath!

This was supposed to be a mission possible.

We came here to play games or what?

We have come to rob.

Where is your robbery tool kit?

Sir that…

Shut up rascal!

Look for it and download it from the internet.

Come here…

Who is this idiot?

Arun Patil!

Not taken!

I haven’t taken anything.

Look! Nothing! See! Nothing!

Nothing!

See! Nothing!

Oh no! Sir!

Cameras Sir!

Cover your face Sir!

Bye!

Shankar, dismiss the guards that were on security last night.

Sir, but they haven’t taken anything.

That’s not the point Shankar.

It was so easy for them to break into our company like this.

This is a serious security breach.

We aren’t interested in Politics, Sir.

We’re here only cause we are getting free attendance.

Sir, if we don’t vote, what’s the big deal?

Just like IPL Season, Kabaddi,

this is your Election Season.

First, you come looking for us for our votes.

After the election, we have to keep searching for you to solve our issues.

That’s the whole game, isn’t it?

You are right,

but if you don’t vote

how are you going to express your choice to the system?

Showing how you feel through your vote

gives us a chance for positive change.

This election has good candidates,

but nobody wants to support them.

They can bring about change and do good work,

but nobody wants to believe in them.

(Wrestling on TV)

Hello! Wait outside!

Sir is busy, he will meet you later!

Wait outside!

Sir, we have to submit our manifesto on the Internet.

I think, we can find...

...Arun Patil’s manifesto online as well.

I knew it.

Download it.

Sir, but that….

What? The Robbery?

Are you insinuating that the robbery was my idea?

Rascal! What do you mean?

It was your idea.

Sir?

If I tell you not to marry, you won't get married is it?

It’s okay Sir.

Let’s talk about the rally.

Yeah!

When I arrive at the rally,

There should be a huge crowd waiting for me.

I want them to be loud and create havoc.

Pay them.

Their energy should project to everyone ...

...around that I’ve become really popular.

Eat this, and use your voices to Shout and Cheer.

Get it?

Nagu,

so many Nagus.

You are a superstar.

Monjunath! Rascal!

What is this?

Sir! Crowd, sir!

I asked you to bring Crowd.

You’ve got Goons.

Call that Bette gowda!

Ask him to fire his gun.

Nonsense!

Move...move…

Hi…

Lavanya, I am here. Those people aren’t me!

Bette Gowda.

Up Up Nograj!

All hail Nograj!

Greetings! My dear friends!

Nograj! All hail Nograj!

Greetings! My dear friends!

Up Up Nograj!

Shut up!

Do you want your money or no?

I am the one giving it to you.

So, please don’t fake it that I am your favourite political leader.

Please don’t act.

First, look around you!

Can you see any members of the Press or Media?

No. No one is recording this rally.

Now, let’s start this…

First, tell me.

How many poor people in the house?

Make some noise!

Okay, for all of you to vote for me,

you need to know what’s written in my Manifesto.

I know you haven’t read it,

So let me read it for you.

For rural areas,

we will turn all the temporary houses into proper homes

in the next 5 years.

Along with that,

every home..

...will have an..

...individual toilet!

Sanitation and Infrastructure are very important!

You know about RTI,

which means, you have the right to information.

If we announce a 20 crores infrastructure project,

you can ask us how we have spent this money.

Take the microphone to him…

That poor fellow, yeah!

Brother,

Tell me how many zeroes are there in 20 crores?

See,

from that amount, if I take 2 or 5 crores,

how will you know?

Do you have the time

to find out the cost of road, infrastructure, etc?

It is possible to keep the roads in good condition throughout the year…

… and not just during elections for the sake of votes.

You can also partner with the government

if you are a private agency aiming to aid our city’s development…

I need your help.

Arun Patil is very lazy!

Instead of helping you,

he is begging you.

Because a leader is only as good as his team.

With the introduction of Demonitization,

we’ve all learned how to use Paytm.

That has merit.

All of these new ideas are not welcome!

Why we want to work..

What is written outside my office?

Government’s work is God’s work!

I am not God! I am Nograj,

so why should I work?

Lets come together as people.

Traffic can be reduced during peak hours

if companies agree to change their shift timings.

Let’s create a new effective system.

What system?

You can’t commute based on a plan that changes your schedule.

Traffic problems cannot be handled in a creative way!

If you see any crime happening in front of your eyes,

stop it

or at least try to stop it!

Or report it to the Police.

We have to do something.

You can’t…

… Just watch!

Don’t do anything.

Tomorrow, you’ll attend a music show.

You’re watching.

You won't end up on stage and play a mouth organ

or suddenly start playing the drums.

You just have to watch!

Ladies, old people,

for your security,

I have an idea.

Stay at home!

Don’t come out!

If we are together,

We can change a lot of things in the next five years!

Forget about the next five years!

For the next 5 months, just follow my political campaign.

Instead of giving more speeches, I’d like to show you the difference…

…by working and putting plans in place.

Why will I do something for you?

Only if I like you,

I will do something for you.

And how will I like you?

Please vote for me.

Come in! Go! Go!

As a leader,

now I’ll say few common speech dialogues.

All of you have to do is shout and clap.

India will become great again!

Ladies will have equal opportunities!

We will eradicate this country!

No, no! I meant,

we will eradicate the poverty from this country.

Let us make our constituency great again!

Victory to India!

Victory to Karnataka!

Its heartwarming to see the involvement of theyouth in the upcoming MLA Elections.

Less than a month to go for the elections,

and based on the calls and tweets we have received… Its clear that,

Arun Patil means business

and Nograj is making this a business.

I know that you have exams coming up,

and you must be stressed with all the power cuts.

Hope this helps you all.

All the best for your exams.

Hey what's going on?

This Arun Patil is not just donating LED lights in your ward to children.

He has donated in other wards as well.

Nograj sir..

Aside from this, he has dug quite a few borewells as well.

He has also bought a few Water tankersto offer water at the right prices.

Press is providing him with proper coverage.

What is this Azam Khan?

When electricity problems came upon us, I said I will cut myself…

…I will go on hunger strike.

Even just saying all of this is not a joke!

Yeah, its not a joke.

I’ve done so much,

and these media people just want to ignore me.

Azam Khan, Blow on the side.

Smoking is injurious to health dear friends, please stop smoking.

What’s the update on the Water Issue?

Sir, there are quite a few suppliers.

When there is a shortage of water,

some of them purify the borewell water and supply to people…

The water tankers that take water from the water board and supply

it to people at higher costs,

do you know who’s behind that?

Only those who have many water tankers

work hand-in-hand with the Water Board.

According to my investigation,

Seems like this water mafia is run by....

Pramod Water Works!⁠⁠⁠⁠

Were you able to find out the owner of Pramod Water Works?

I’ve tried,

but haven’t got solid information yet.

Well,

if you can’t find the owner,

follow the money

Nagaraj!

Isn’t it Nograj?

Is that important right now?

He controls the Water Mafia using his Water Tankers!

He shares the money along with other corporatorsas well as party members.

We can bring this out in the public,

but its dangerous.

I understand!

Let’s keep this information guarded.

And wait to see how and...

...when we can use this information against him.

Excuse me Sir! One minute sir!

Wait here.

Pramod, Bellandur Lake definitely has Snow.

Monjunath, take it easy.

Arun Patil has dismissed...

...a Muslim man from his pharmaceutical company.

How do you know Monjunath?

Contacts, sir!

What’s his appearance like?

He has a orange colour beard.

My god!

Orange is the new black!

Sir, we have to do something with this information.

Sir, this week, there is the Bakri-Eid festival.

Monjunath!

Do I look like a Muslim man?

Small change will help Sir.

What’s the small change?

Monjunath!

Come, take this.

Okay sir.

Donate with all your heart.

Speaking about heart,

Today, we have with us a precious member of our constituency.

Don’t say that Azam…

Someone who has brought light to our community…

Add humble.

Please add humble.

I’m saying it, let me say it, be patient…

Our humble corporator

who is running to become our MLA…

I request him to say a few words to this peaceful gathering.

What, Azam Khan!

Nograj Sir!

Please let’s welcome him with applause.

Please clap!

Greetings to all my dear friends!

From the bottom of my heart,

A very happy Bakri-Eid to all of you.

My name is Nograj.

I am a...

...humble politician.

I am here because...

...elections are around the corner.

Arun Patil..

...has studied abroad.

That’s why he has...

...the western influence.

Western media is labelling...

...the Muslims...

...as terrorists.

I am not saying this.

They are saying this.

Because of these circumstances,

there is no place for Muslims abroad.

Arun Patil has taken advantage of this ..

and fired one of our Muslim brothers.

Basheer.

Why has he done that?

Because, Basheer has a beard.

Carrot colour beard.

According to me, we are all brothers.

Azam, have we ever fought in our relationship?

No sir…No sir…

We haven’t!

Yes, we haven’t!

Look, I love Muslims.

You can and should do whatever you want to do.

You want to wear a cap...

Or sport a beard...

Do a goat..

Wear a veil...

Do whatever you want!

I will help Basheer,

but in turn you will have to do something for me.

Please vote for me in the upcoming elections.

Together, we can make India shine bright

I love Eid !

I love Muslims!

I love Biriyani!

Bismillah!

You have to say Allah Hafiz, not Bismillah.

Allah Hafiz!

Greetings!

Amjad!

Sir… Basheer!

So, Basheer!

That Arun Patil….with you… uh…that…

Do you speak Kannada?

Yes, I do.

Thank God!

When I heard what Arun Patil did to you,

it really upset me.

An incident of this nature takes away the secularity from our country.

Correct?

Sir, I sold pharma supplies in the black market, that’s why I was fired.

What is wrong with you?

Come here

Have you said this in the Media?

No Sir.

Okay,

I will arrange for you to talk with the Press.

Monjunath,

sir..

give him some money.

Basheer, you please tell the Media that...

...Arun Patil dismissed you from the job,

because of your religion.

If they ask you anything about my involvement,

don’t say anything.

Sir, but how can I do this?

Now, you want to talk?

No sir, Please!

Media is here, Police is with me.

I’ll tell them all, that you’ve stolen.

After they will come

Your family will be dragged in.

They’ll call you a robber.I’ll make sure you are humiliated.

You want that?

Be smart. Take care, okay?

Basheer, use your brains,

come with me.

Arun Patil fired me from the job,

because of my appearance and that I’m a Muslim.

Yes, we shall answer all your questions in the Press Meet.

Hold on!

I’ll call you back…

Let’s not do it,

let’s not handle this politically.

Cancel the press conference!

(music)

Nagu,

Nogu, we have to go for Chandu’s movie premiere.

Okay, we’ll go! What is there, Lavanya!

(Phone rings)

Azam Khan’s call….Answer…

Greetings, Azam Khan!

Nograj Sir,

Arun Patil called and met Basheer.

I don’t know what he said to Basheer,but situation has got out of hand.

Basheer, you have two options!

Either you fight me in the court with the money that Nograj has given you…

…Or tell people what really happened!

Sir, I didn't go against you.

Nograj forced me.

Okay, you move to a new place,

I’ll get you a new job.

Okay.

Basheer has vanished.

Riyaz, go and look for him, I say!

Put it, put it, put it…

Monjunath what do you mean, put?

That Sir….

what do you mean, put?

Tell them to cast their votes,

We already have a huge population problem.

We had to pay 2 lakh rupees for 1 hut,

and in spite of that every month we have to pay for water and electricity.

I will try my best to help you guys.

Under my company’s corporate social responsibility…

I can allocate some funds and help your slum.

Living conditions are tough,

our home is too small.

Oh, your home is too small, is it?

Do one thing,

Give us your homes.

We will build a flyover.

You can sleep under the flyover.

You’ll have great ventilation,

and a rooftop garden also.

(phone rings)

Hello, Rakshit Shetty!

Greetings!

No, nothing.

Can I produce your next film?

Nothing much.

Just chilling in the slums.

You know how poor people are! Always complaining!

MLA candidate, Nograj Sir.

You have to vote for him!

Sir, sir, sir!

Nograj sir is standing for MLA election.

Amma,

vote for me.

please vote for me.

Greetings!

Please take it.

Please.

Thank you Bhaskar

It is my duty.

I appreciate it!

He has dug borewells,

and provides free water as part of community service

Ward no. 199. You have to vote for Sir…

You will get everything!

Slum Lady!

Cleaning lady!

Sir….

No sir...

You have to vote for me.

Promise,

Promise, yeah!....that’s the way to do it, yeah!

Thumbs up! Cheers!

Mother,

I am your Humble Politician Nograj!

Please make me your Humble MLA Nograj.

Sir, sir, no! Sir!

Slum lady!

In this film, I’ve done a lot of method acting.

The film deals with how love is the slow poison.

To prepare for the role..

There was a lot of pain inside me,

and I had to bring that pain out.

The pain became poison…

Chandu!

Oh! My godfather is here…

Come here…

Greetings, dear sir!

Oh my god!

You’ve become a hero.

What a horror hairstyle this is!

Droha is the name of your film, right?

Let’s watch it!Sure Sir!

Pramod, don't forget to take his autograph!

Myna!

You have betrayed my trust.

I have proof.

Look here!

I can't believe you've done this to me.

I've taken you where ever you've wanted to go.

Monjunath!

Sorry dear friends…

Monjunath, Rascal!

Come here.

Lavanya, baby…

Yes..

Do you want to eat anything?

Yes…

1 caramel popcorn, 1 nachos, and 1 cold drink.

Okay.

Give me the money.

Here...

Excuse me,

1 caramel popcorn, 1 nachos, 1 Coke…

What?

Listen, I am a politician...

You wanna argue with me?

Go and get this!

Monjunath…

Sir?

This film has given me a wonderful idea.

Arun Patil, his wife and his daughter;

put surveillance on them and...

...see if you can get some controversy out of it.

Okay sir.

Don’t be so loud Monjunath.

Sir,

popcorn!

Yeah, thank you.

Sir, my seat?

Never ever talk to a politician about his seat.

Once we take a seat,

we never give it up.

By the way, where is my change?

What an unbelievable movie monjunath!

Yes, sir.

Lake revival, road widening, safety in high-rise buildings and...

Entry & exit requirements for emergency vehicles...

We need to plan and discuss about all these!

Let’s go…

Where?

Just give me a minute…

Yeah?

How many days has it been since we last went out?

I have a meeting with the authorities at the Municipal Corporation.

When?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow, right?

Spend some time with Nivvi today.

I’ll see you outside in 10 minutes.

Daddy, please hand me your mobile!

Here...

Watch closely, dear media friends!

These visuals are very scary.

In this video, the guilty party is Arun Patil!

Ladies, I’ll ask you this.

If I force you and try to remove your clothes?

Sir...sir!

I won’t do it Monjunath! I

I won’t do it

Because I am not Arun Patil.

What he has done and...

...is doing is against our Indian culture!

Going after the ladies in such a manner.

Let me make it clear that the upcoming electionsand this issue have no connection whatsover.

But I am concerned about the safety of our women.

Madam, say you’re working in a software company.

After finishing your work, you book a cab.

You open the door of the cab and see...

Who is the driver?

Its Arun Patil!

Madam, say you’re jogging in our Cubbon Park.

You are jogging.

Suddenly, you start running.

Why?

Because someone is running behind you!

And that is…Arun Patil!

Roopa Madam!

Christmas.

A man, wearing nice red colour clothes,

carrying a bag, stands outside your house door.

He rings the bell.

You open the door,

who do you see?

Arun Patil?

No!

That’s Santa Claus!

Please, don’t mix religion with this issue.

Please, I’m saying this again,

Let’s not entertain these sex-hungry NRIs.

But, in this video,

the women...

...are walking backwards?

Of course!

Madam, if Arun Patil comes towards you,

will you go forward or backward?

That’s why people are going backward!

Please don’t ask such stupid questions!

Sir...Sir… One more question… Sir!

No, no photo, no question!

Please Sir…

MLA Candidate Arun Patil was found behaving

Inappropriately with women in a public place.

Will this affect the result of the upcoming MLA Election?

I filmed this.

Did you see the sex video of MLA candidate Arun Patil?

Which sex video, sir?

Voting day isn’t too far.

What is the status on our campaign promotions in colleges, Prashant?

There is awareness.

We are pushing as much as we possibly can,

so that we havesupport from youngsters on the voting day.

That’s good.

Sir, we wanted to talk about…

Yeah?

We feel, you should release a press statement about the Video…

It can be done. But we have other things to do right?

Let’s focus on that.

Ridiculous!

I told you I was busy,

but you had to take me out shopping!

Nothing has happened!

Really? I mean, I know this is silly,

but just before election day…

This isn’t good for me or for the campaign.

What will people think and say?

Which people?

Rama, I have worked hard so far!

My image, my reputation,

my name…

Sorry…

If this continues, people will not take me seriously…

Who wont take you seriously?

And, after watching that video?

Nograj can maybe fool a few people with this video.

Tomorrow, he will comment on your lifestyle.

They will say,

It was wrong for you to party and have fun in college!

What will you do then?

What a beauty night this is!

I will rob,

I will scam

and give you a kiss!

Call that Nograj!

Prakash…

Sir?

Tell everyone in your ward to vote for Nograj Sir!

It’ll be done, don’t worry.Per vote,

it’ll cost you 1000 Rs.

Okay, let’s Rs. 500 per vote…

That wont work Sir.

Hey, come on, with 500 Rs, they will get a cycle or a Television…

Hello!

Yeah, yeah, call me, no problem.

I will definitely come.

Yeah, bye, yeah!

Lavanya!

Swimming pool also you are wearing a saree.

Following Indian culture.

So, Arun Patil called us to his home for dinner!

He got scared by your campaigning skills.

You know me so well.

Arun Patil!

I’m coming.

Lavanya! Stop making me wet.

My god. Its Arun Patil.

Yeah…Yeah…

Yeah…Thanks for inviting us!

Yeah, sure.

This is my wife,

Mrs. Nograj!

Say Namaste!

What is your name?

Lavanya…Mrs. Nograj! I’ve already told you!

Is this your wife?

Yeah, this is Rama!

Greetings!

Greetings! Sister, I’ve seen all your videos.

Yes, very nice video!Sir?

Lucida Grande

So…okay, let’s party!

Let’s party now, come on!

Yeah!

Monjunath, come!

So, this is your house!

Your house is so small.

You can leave my hand! It’s okay, please come inside!

So Arun Patil,

The battle between us has been going on for many days now.

It is good to meet you in person Nograj!

Yeah.

I haven't felt bad about the personal attacks.

Whatever you have said against me, is fine.

You have done that with me, haven’t you?

Look Arun Patil,

all these honest things that you are doing.

What is the reason behind it?

I really want to make a difference.

See, even if you want to work honestly, like me,

there are 200 people in the Parliament.

There is also the Union Government.

The higher up you go, the more dishonesty there is.

Single-handedly, no one can change the way our country functions.

No Nograj,

its possible.

I am trying

I am trying to plant a seed with my idea.

Okay, why 1 seed?

I will give you lots of land.

You can plant 100 seeds.

We will call it the Arun Patil Forest Reserve.

Nograj, I very well know what you’re doing!

If you feel what you are doing is right, then continue doing that...

But I’m built differently.

My thoughts and ideologies are very different.

See Arun Patil,

this news,

pickle,

thoughts,

zoology,

biology,

Balaji;

I also know all these words. Okay?

In such an effective manner, I took Basheer and added a relgious angle...

...divided people,

but you ruined my plan there…

What Basheer did was because of need, not greed!

Sex..

Sex scandal!

Why did you do that?

It wasn’t a sex scandal, and you know that Nograj!

Of course,

does anyone behave like this with a woman in a public place?

It is against our Indian culture!

Everyone knows that you manipulated that video.

Okay,

electricity!

I told people that I will cut myself,

I will go on a hunger strike.

There also you distracted people with solar panels, kolar panels...⁠⁠⁠⁠

Something and all you've done...

It is not fair!

Look Nograj,

I’m not doing this to fight with you.

I’m doing all this to genuinely help people.

What he is saying is correct…

But, what should I say?

Should I punch him?

Wrong Thoughts!

Nograj!

Control!

He is such a pure person!

I really like talking to you, Arun Patil.

The feeling is mutual.

Why are you so silent?

Is he going to kiss me?

My god!

He is too cute.

Arun Patil,

say something…

Nograj!

Hold my hands!

Come on, come on!

It’s okay, give me your hands.

Close your eyes!

Nograj, what are you thinking of right this moment?

I am thinking,

why are your hands so soft

and why am I holding your hands?

Okay,

Think of a place that is absolutely peace and happiness for you.

Okay.

The place with joy and happiness

Yeah!

Did you find that place?

Yeah!

I do solemnly swear,

that I will faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States ...

and will do the best of my ...

...disability,

damage, abandon and attack ...

the constitution of the United States.

If this place makes you feel peaceful and happy,

then stay there,

but if not,

then you should change your goals.

Okay, you can open your eyes now!

Nograj!

Nograj! Hey, you okay?

Arun Patil!

My god!

You are a genius!

What a magician you are?!

All this has made me too emotional.

Where did you transport me?

Would you like to have some dessert?

Can anything be sweeter than him?

Yeah, yeah, do you have any Falooda?

Yeah, sure!

You have a nice house.

Thank you.

How much did it cost to make it?

Falooda, my favourite drink.

Yeah.

So, Arun, what are your hobbies?

I like to play Ping Pong!

You know? Table tennis.

Yeah, yeah...the game that the Chinese play…

Yeah…

How about you?

Any sports?

Yeah…

Politics!

Politics…I love playing politics!

I really love it!

Have to say, you play it really well.

No, its Falooda…

Look, Arun,

you are a very nice person.

The media keeps putting it out...

...there that politicians are always fighting.

We throw slippers at each other during the day in the Parliament,

but at night,

we sit and drink together.

What I’m trying to say is that

we should always stay friends.

Okay?

Look, now our wives also are getting along so well with each other.

Lavanya!

What about you?

Do you have any kids?

No! I don’t like kids!

I don’t want...

I don’t want...

Our thoughts and ideas maybe different,

Yeah Yeah!

but deep down,

I know you’re not a bad person.

Not at all.

Look, based on,

caste,

creed,

color,

religion,

...I divide people.⁠⁠⁠⁠

But you, you are just getting people together.

I really….

Arun Patil,

I Love You!

Uh…

This was really good.

Thank you for coming!

Yeah, yeah, come here!

What thanks for coming and all that!

What are your favourite movies?

Nograj, no need of getting so comfortable in the first meeting itself.

Sit there.

Okay, yeah!

But to answer your question,

my favourite movie is...

Titanic.

Oh! Why?

Our State should be able to withstand any iceberg,

but every time I think about Titanic…

I feel our state is sinking,

and we have to do something about it.

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say!?

Nograj, one more thing!

Yeah?

I know that you run the Water Mafia.

If I disclose this to the media,

you will lose your ticket.

Now you know how it feels to cry for water.

Arun Patil!

Please don’t do this.

I’ll refund everyone their money.

I will give free water to everyone.

Please Arun Patil!

If I want, I can also threaten you,

but I like you very much.

Please don’t to this, please!

It is okay. Don’t worry.

If you have played dirty against me,

doesn’t mean I’ll play dirty just to get back at you.

Every person gets a chance to make things right.

You can make amends as well.

Promise!

Pleasure meeting you!

Pleasure meeting you too.

Lavanya…

Let me call my wife!

Their house was too small, right?

Nagu, that….

My favourite movie is Titanic.

(phone rings)

Sir?

Sir, he is with me.

Will bring him to the office now Sir.

Who is going to win the election?

I think I’ll win…

You think?

Look at this…

Look Nograj,

if you don't win this election, moving forward,

forget party ticket,

I’ll make sure you won't get a movie ticket also…

In future, you won't be able to run for elections,even as an independent candidate…

Just because,

I went for one dinner, you are yelling at me, Sir.

Arun Patil is a very honest man.

Anybody can fall in love with him, sir.

Not me, sir! Not me.

I am trying Sir!

Trying isn’t going to cut it.

Yes, in Politics,

number 2 position is useless.

What do you say Vice President Sir?

Arun Patil…

Sir!

Sir, please...

please come with me, sir!

Sir please sir…Please come sir, please come…

Monjunath…

Please sir come…

Why have we come to the school, Monjunath?

Sir, please…

A for Apple,

B for Bhagyashree miss,

C for see-saw…

So when you all grow up, what do you all want to become?

You tell me…

I want to become a lift operator…

Okay okay…

Silence!

You tell me...

what do you want to become?

Miss, I want to become an housewife…

She wants to have a career as a housewife it seems!

Silence!

You there, at the back…

Making all that noise.

You tell everybody, what do you want to become?

Miss, what's your salary?

What?

You're a teacher right?

What's your salary?

About 7000 rupees a month..

Even I want to make the same amount of money,

but not per month, per minute.

Now you tell me,

what do I want to become?

Sir...

sir, from the time I know you,

everything is easy for you…

Whenever there is a problem, you solve it by doing a scam…

If you grow, then we grow…

Sir, what is my age? Tell me sir...

41 years!

Still single!

Why?

Monjunath!

Sir?

I need you now!

Sir, please let me finish the marriage ceremony…

Sir just a minute… Let me get married sir, please..

Sir, please understand sir…

Manju...

Leave the past sir.

If you give up like this, what about us?

Tell us sir?

Our life depends on you...

Sir, Show confidence!

Fight yourself, beat himself,

don’t give up on myself!

Monjunath, it is not myself,

it is a I-self.

You listen to me Sir.

Sir, you see things differently,

you do things differently.

People can do anything to you…

For…

I know sir…

I am saying

There is no one like you.

There is no one like Nograj sir!

There is no one like me sir!

Do you want to join the party?

Yes.

Where is the money?

Nagu..what are you doing?

Don’t ask stupid questions!

I am not doing bungee jumping here.

I'm committing self-suicide

Nagu, I am coming up there…

No, you don’t come up,

If you come up, I’ll go up to heaven...

Because...

…you’re not marrying me.

So…

Nagu, you want to marry me?

Of course!

But please let me die because your rich father

will never let us get married,

that’s why I am…

No, no Nagu…

I will convince my father!

Please Nagu!

Please Listen to me!

I love you Nagu!

I…I…

...You love me too!

Lavanya loves me!

Thank you Lavanya.

I want to say to the College,

to the mountains…

Lavanya...

...loves me,

Lavanya wants to marry me,

Lavanya...

...will give me money to become a politician!

Yay!

Monjunath.

Sir?

Give me those photos.

Sir…

I’ve come so far,

but this Arun Patil ...

...is coming in the way of my political dreams.

Arun Patil,

what a sweet fellow he is…

My God!

Dear media friends,

as you know,

only two days are left for voting.

Last night,

I have been assaulted.

You may ask, who has done this to you?

It is my honourable opponent,

Mr. Arun Patil!

No, its Falooda.

Both of you...

...have to hit me!

He called Lavanya and me to his home for dinner.

We were having dinner.

He said, please don’t expose my other scandals with the women…

Suddenly,

he beat the crap out of me …

Monjunath…

By the time...

...he could take more photos…

Help me…

No Pramod! No Pramod! No Pramod, no!

Come on! Come on!

Pramod, tag me!

Sir,

Sorry sir!

He thrashed me a lot Nanjundiah…

I wont leave him!

Who does he think he is, this Arun Patil?

Nanja, please calm down. Please!

Nanja, please calm down. Please!

Dear media friends,

I’m requesting you.

Please don’t share this with anyone.

Please let this stay between us.

What was happening so far in the parliament

between our politicians has now become personal!

Why did he hit him?

What?

Why are you guys watching all this?

That guy is a twisted b…

I’ll get this fixed.

Hey, come here!

Give your Voter’s ID!

Give him the alcohol!

Have fun! Enjoy!

Take his Voter ID.

Your name?

Mallikarjun.

Take it and move!

Free clothes!

Take the voter ID.

Next?

Yeah, Hi Monjunath. Please come on my face!

Sir?

FaceTime, yeah, please!

Okay, Sir!

Did you vote for me?

Yes sir!

Rascal.

Listen, all the Voter ID’s that you have taken from people, return them.

We always need our people to think positively about us.

Okay..

Take care.

Bye now! Happy voting, Bye!

Bye sir!

Sir, what is your opinion about the election result?

May the best candidate win,

and whoever wins should work for the well-being of our state.

Looking at the citizens’ interest in these elections⁠⁠⁠⁠,

The Election Committee has decided to declare

the results in a Public Event.

Who will be the next MLA of their constituency...

Mr. Arun Patil or Humble Politician Nograj!

What does Humble mean?

Pramod, if we win,

we give sweets,

but if we lose,

we beat.

Our king,

Nograj!

Our king,

Nograj!

Our king,

Nograj!

Our king,

Nograj!

Our king,

Nograj!

As you can see,

the fight to the finish is as close as it can get.

People are very curious to find out.....

Who the next MLA of our constituency will be?

Come, let’s see!

Victory to... Nograj!

Victory to... Nograj!

Victory to... Nograj!

Who will win? Arun Patil!

Sir, congratulations!

Pramod, keep weapons.. ready...

Come back!

You are my God Nograj Sir!

Let go of him…Leave him…

Leave me man, leave me!

Lavanya!

You are my God Nograj Sir!

I wont leave you sir!

Leave me man! Leave me!

(music)

By gaining 78,675 popular votes

your constituency’s...

...elected MLA is…

Humble Politician Nograj!

Hail… Nograj!

If you throw dirt at me,

be sure that I wont do the same…

Every person can change for the better…

I’m not doing any of this to fight with you.

I’m doing my work to genuinely help people.

I…

I want to...

...say a few words….

Today,

I have become your MLA.

But if...

I was one of you,

I would’ve voted for him.

Mr. Arun Patil!

In our society,

There are too many problems,

And he...

...is trying to figure out solutions to solve those problems.

You like me,

Because I’ll do....

....anything for your attention.

Act in a stupid manner.

Be mad.

Create a sensation.

Be funny.

Be a Politician.

Fake being humble.

But this fellow,

Mr. Arun Patil,

you are...

...something else only!

Shri. Arun Patil!

Please...

...stand me on stage.

Please...

...come.

Please come.

Shri. Arun Patil,

between the two of us,

if someone should be MLA,

It has to be you.

Please....

...accept this.

Not now Rascal!

Come after 5 years.

Patil…

Look at them.

Just like them…

And them…

You also...

...believed in everything that I said here…

Our job as politicians...

...is to just talk,

because we know that Citizens will believe everything.

Shri Arun Patil,

its better for you to just be a Citizen.

Let me play all the Politics, okay?

You could’ve exposed his water mafia racket,

why didn't you?

I could have,

but I promised myself,

that I will not fall as low as his level.

But how did he win,

and that too with such a margin?

I thought it was neck to neck.

Maybe.

He may not even be fit for this job…

But there is no chance that he could’ve bought all the votes…

People themselves have voted for him.

People voted for him..

Victory to Nograj!

Greetings, my dear friends!

What a nice Bus Stop we’ve made!

Why are people complaining?

Monjunath! please..

There is a blind person standing there!

My grandmother always said that,

whenever you see a blind person,

you have to always help him cross the road.

Greetings!

Please come, yeah, please come!

Look,

you may not have eyes, but you have a heart.

So what if you cant see,

we politicians only are the vision for you all.

Please take a Snapchat for social media, Monjunath!

Okay Sir!

Oh!

My bus stop...

...is this side, is it?

Sir...

this way!

Thank you Sir!

More people should have a big heart such as yours.