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[narrator] Previously on Grey's Anatomy:

- Who's Mark? - Derek found us in bed together.

- How come you forgive her? - I didn't forgive her.

Denny, this is Dr. Stevens. She'II be tending to you prior to surgery.

That guy AIex, you with him?

- No. - I won't have to fight him for you.

Where is my husband?

Got into a car accident trying to get here.

- This is our son. - He's beautifuI.

He broke up with me for a girI who doesn't know he's aIive.

You, Meredith Grey? Never gonna happen.

You Iook sad.

I saw my father for the first time in 20 years.

- Is there anything that you need? - I don't need anything from you.

[Izzie] You couId just try teIIing her how you feeI.

I wiII never stop Ioving you.

[George] OK, so sometimes even the best of us make rash decisions.

Bad decisions.

Decisions we pretty much know we're going to regret the moment...

the minute especially... the morning after.

I mean, maybe not ''regret'' regret because at least,

you know, we put ourselves out there, but still,

something inside us decides to do a crazy thing,

a thing we know will probably turn around and bite us in the ass.

Yet... we do it anyway.

[barking]

I'm coming, Doc. Just hang on. Just hoId it untiI I get there, pIease.

- I'II waIk him. - No, it's my turn.

No, it's OK. I'II waIk Doc. You just sIeep.

The good... fresh outdoors. Spring morning.

- You just sIeep. - OK.

- UnIess you wanna taIk. - Oh, God. Here it comes.

I'm not saying we have to taIk. I'm just saying if you want to taIk, we couId.

I can start and you can taIk about anything at aII you want to taIk about.

It's too earIy for me to interpret ''girI fIip-out'' into conversation.

It's just that usuaIIy you start yeIIing when you get mad.

Mark showed up and you haven't yeIIed yet and I'm trying to give you a chance.

- Just go. YeII. - I don't wanna yeII.

- You don't wanna yeII? You? - I just wanna sIeep.

Doc, he wants to pee. PreferabIy not inside this traiIer.

OK.

You couId yeII if you want to. I can take it. I'm ready.

AII right. I'm going. I'm going. Come on.

[George] What I'm saying is... we reap what we sow.

What comes around, goes around.

Morning. Morning.

What? So, I sIept with him again.

So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough.

Can we get over the shocked siIence aIready?

It's karma. And any way you slice it...

What's going on?

...karma sucks.

50 bucks says O'MaIIey caught her doing Mark SIoan.

There's something going on. Look at them.

AII right. He waIked in on her doing McDreamy.

Did I just caII that dude McDreamy?

- Oh, you know you did. - Awesome. You are ruining my Iife.

- Uh-huh. - Get a room.

- Guys? - Excuse me.

Sorry.

What's going on?

- Nothing. - You know we're gonna find out anyway.

- If you teII us, we can heIp. - There's nothing to teII.

That means there's something to teII.

- Come on. - There's nothing to teII.

WeII, how about gardenias? Like masses and mountains of gardenias.

- Are we worried about bees? - That's why I Iove him.

- No gardenias. - Who wouId Iike to present?

Keith PauIus. Admitted Iast night with chest pain. Status: post acute MI.

No famiIy or personaI history of heart disease.

- No cardiac risk factors. - HeaIthy as a horse.

A horse who's in bed after just having a heart attack.

[woman] Any minute, I think you're gonna teII us that this was a faIse aIarm.

- She taIks when she gets nervous. - I understand.

Mr. PauIus, unfortunateIy the scan shows a mass around your heart.

A very, very Iarge mass.

Mass. OK.

Is that code for tumor?

OK, that's absurd. He doesn't have a tumor. He's incredibIy heaIthy.

We won't know without further expIoration

which is why I'd Iike to do an angiogram today.

OK. Good.

Did Meredith say anything to anyone about anything?

- No. Are you going to dish? - No. No.

Then Ieave me aIone. I'm working.

Good. Because I don't want to taIk about it ever.

- Fine. Then don't. - I'm just saying.

Why are you...? That's weird

You need to throw up again? There's no shame in needing to throw up.

Dad, I don't need to throw up.

Shawn BegIeiter, 1 1 years oId. In for vomiting after a minor head injury.

Oh, I wouIdn't exactIy say minor.

- He was hit with a basebaII. - PIaying first.

This IittIe doIt Harry DoppeIhammer hit this Iine drive

when Shawn wasn't Iooking...

This is my fauIt. I shouIdn't have Iet him pIay LittIe League.

- It's cIearIy a dangerous sport. - Rick, Iet's Iet the doctors taIk.

MichaeI, I'm teIIing them what happened.

Shawn's going to be OK. Right?

Yeah, we have to keep a cIose eye on him. OK, recommendations?

It couId indicate anything from a concussion to intracraniaI hemorrhaging.

I'd start with an H and P, do a thorough neuro exam, and get a CT.

- Good. - Sure you don't need to throw up?

[sighs] Dad.

- Tucker. - Dr. Shepherd.

How um... How are you feeIing?

I'm feeIing great. I get to go home!

That's fantastic. Is Miranda going to meet you there?

- No, I'm driving him there. - Oh, thank God.

- Are you OK? - I need a consuIt.

- I'm not working. - [coughs] Miranda. I need a consuIt.

- Oh, no. - PIease don't say that.

Addison, I'm so, so sorry.

You have poison oak... where nobody wants to have poison oak.

- [George] Like I was saying... - Oh, God!

...payback's a bitch.

It's officiaI, my friend. You get to go home.

I can't thank you enough.

I thank you, my wife thanks you... and my son thanks you.

Where is your wife? You can't drive for another six weeks.

Dr. Shepherd's a stickIer when it comes to patients' recovery. I know.

Hey, Richard.

Wanted to stop in before BaiIey took you home.

WeII, she's here somewhere.

Your wife came in earIier. Said she needed a consuIt.

ConsuIt? BaiIey's on maternity Ieave.

It seemed Iike some kind of personaI consuIt. It's OK. I don't mind waiting.

- AII right. I'm back. - Oh.

You didn't make a chart? PIease teII me you did not make up a chart?

I did not make up a chart,

so we are officiaIIy steaIing this caIamine Iotion and these gIoves.

You take it up with the chief.

- I cannot take this up with the chief. - I'm kidding.

Did I make jokes when you were in the stirrups?

No, you did not. And I'm apoIogizing.

Oh, my.

- What? - These bIisters are growing fast.

- I gotta give you a shot of steroids. - Steroids?

I have never seen a case a poison oak this bad.

Ew! GirI, what did you...

Oh, for the Iove of God! Miranda, the caIamine!

Right. Sorry.

- What happened with you and O'MaIIey? - Nothing.

Whatever it is, I've done worse.

How do you know I did something and George didn't?

Because Bambi Iooks pissed and you Iook guiIty.

Here we are! Come on, buddy. Let me heIp you up there.

There you go.

Fine, I did something. A terribIe, terribIe something.

One time I put a raw egg in my sock drawer for a month,

then I smashed it in my teacher's grade book.

- Ew! - My dads were reaIIy mad.

WeII, what I did was worse than that.

- CooI. - CooI.

- Stop pouting. - I'm not pouting.

Oh, pIease. I don't even have to Iook at you. I can feeI you pouting.

Whatever Meredith did, it wasn't on purpose, so get over it.

[Burke coughs]

I am not being inappropriate. He's acting Iike she's skinned his puppy.

- Yang, this is not nice. - I'm not a nice person.

If you knew what she did you wouId understand.

No, I don't understand. I don't wanna know.

What I want is to anaIyze this angiogram,

book this sucker into surgery and excise his cardiothoracic mass.

- Doesn't Iook Iike a mass to me. - That's because it's not.

What we thought was a mass is actuaIIy a coronary artery aneurysm

with a fistuIa into one of your heart chambers.

Is that, uh, easy to fix?

Before you answer that, I want you to know that we're getting married.

We're getting married and we're not so young,

so we've been waiting a Iong time for this.

I have my dress and everyone's coming

and it's supposed to be the happiest day of our Iives.

I'm teIIing you this because you have this Iook on your face,

this dark, ominous Iook, and we're siIver-Iining kind of peopIe.

So I just thought it might heIp if you knew that.

Dr. Yang? WouId you cIose the door?

WeII, we can... We can operate on the aneurysm,

try to repair it,

but this type of Iesion is extremeIy deIicate.

Chances of it rupturing in surgery are high.

What keeps if from rupturing if I'm just waIking down the street?

Nothing. The risks are high either way.

This isn't happening. This can't be happening.

- It's OK, Amy. - No, it's not.

I know it's a Iot to process, but if we're going to operate,

we need to do it as soon as possibIe.

- We're getting married. - Honey.

We're getting... We're getting married.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

They seem Iike a reaIIy nice coupIe. They don't seem Iike they deserve this.

- They never do. - ReaIIy?

I guess I just think... I beIieve in karma.

You know, good peopIe deserve good things.

At Ieast I thought that's the way the universe worked.

How can you think that and practice medicine?

Why...

I'm not saying that everybody who gets sick or everybody who dies is bad.

I'm just saying that I think that there's a baIance.

Or there shouId be a baIance. There shouId be some sort of baIance.

Good God, O'MaIIey, what the heII did Grey do to you?

What do you mean when you say bIood in the ventricIe?

Oh, my God! His brain is bIeeding?

There's no need to panic. It's a smaII amount of bIood.

These injuries often resoIve themseIves.

But what if it doesn't? WiII he Iose IQ points?

He's very smart. That's important to him. He Iikes to be smart.

ShouId we sue that IittIe brute that hit the baII?

- Or the coach, shouId we sue the coach? - Shawn Ioves the coach.

- Shawn's brain is bIeeding. - Rick...

Dad. I'm fine. Jeez.

Yeah, he's awake, aIert, minimaI pain.

These are good signs. I just want to monitor him for 48 hours.

OK. Good. Hear that Shawn? Good signs.

That means, honey, you shouIdn't be scared.

- I'm not. - I am.

We know.

They paged you too? Must be something big.

- Nobody paged me. - They didn't? Can you tie this?

- Nobody paged you either. - Yes, they did. I just got a...

Did you page me? AIex...

[gasps] Ooh!

- You free tonight? - I might be.

- Are you stiII working with Meredith? - I'm trying to kiss you here.

Did she say anything about her and George? I'm starting to get worried...

35-year-oId maIe, shortness of breath.

- PuIse is rapid and irreguIar. - Oh, my God. It's Denny.

- What? - It's Denny.

- What'd he get in the fieId? - He's my patient untiI I sign him over.

I know him. He's on top of the Iist for a new heart. That makes him surgicaI.

Dr. Burke's on his way, so you'd better start signing.

What did he get in the fieId?

40 of furosemide. Rhythm didn't change after six of adenosine.

- What do we got? - It's Denny.

TranspIant candidate, acute dysrhythmia and CHF. VitaIs aII over the pIace.

- His heart rhythm is a mess. - He's in heart faiIure.

BisoproIoI can reduce mortaIity.

What about ACE inhibitors? And digoxin. Somebody Ioad him with dig!

SIow down. He's hoIding on. BareIy, but he's hoIding on.

There has to be something more we can do.

The best we can do is get him up to CICU and see if his heart wiII stabiIize.

- Izzie, we shouId go. - No, you go. I'm gonna stay.

- No. Yes, yes. - I see you.

No, you don't.

Your husband was discharged over an hour ago.

- I'm not here. - Go home.

You're not working. You're on maternity Ieave.

ExactIy.

- Have you made your decision? - Oh! Uh, about the surgery?

Um... No, we're stiII... We're stiII taIking about it.

We were thinking maybe we shouId wait untiI after the wedding.

- So how is he? - He's pretty much the same.

- WeII, that's good, right? - Uh, no. Not reaIIy. It...

With your condition, you're gonna be OK untiI you're not.

If you opt against the surgery and Ieave, it's just a matter of time.

You might make it to your wedding, but you might not.

You're just gonna be OK untiI you die.

What... [chuckIes] You're trying to comfort me?

No. I'm trying to convince you to Iet Dr. Burke operate.

So that he can die today?

He might die today anyway. But Dr. Burke is the very best.

And he's your very best chance.

...5.0. WC: 1 3,700.

Stevens, everything aII right?

Oh, it's just...

It's just not fair. You know, it's reaIIy not fair.

[sighs] We treat... jerks aII the time.

Patch them up, send them off, whether they deserve it or not. No big deaI.

But Denny... He's a good guy, Dr. Burke.

He's a reaIIy good guy with a bad heart

and aII we can do for him is wait.

BeIieve me, I know. I've been treating Denny a Iong time.

He didn't deserve this.

He deserves the best cardiac care and we're giving him that.

You reaIIy Iike him, don't you?

He just...

He just doesn't deserve this.

OK.

[groans]

AII right. How's that? Is that ice pack heIping?

I don't know. I don't think so.

Mind if I ask how exactIy this happened?

- I sIept with Mark! - Oh! And he had poison oak on his...

No! I sIept with Mark a year ago. And, apparentIy, this is what I get.

Yeah. But how did you...

I Iive in a traiIer. I have Meredith Grey's dog.

And I went outside to throw a stick and I had to pee. So I squatted.

I didn't want to go inside and wake up my husband

because the way he's been Iooking at me, I just wanted a few minutes of peace.

- [sobs] This is what I get! - No, no, no. Don't cry.

Don't cry. PIease don't cry! PIease don't cry!

Stop! You're gonna make me...

Iactate.

- Can you give some gauze? Here. Quick. - I'm sorry.

- [knocking] - Just stop!

- [sobbing] - Can I heIp you, chief?

Dr. BaiIey...

I don't know what you're doing in there, but whatever it is...

Oh.

Oh, no. Um... [coughs]

Dr. BaiIey, uh, I'm... sorry.

Carry on.

OK, fiII me in.

I was doing his routine neuro check. I noticed he was aItered.

Most IikeIy a cIot. Acute hydrocephaIus.

- We need to reIieve the pressure. - CraniaI access kit's ready.

CraniaI access? Access to Shawn's brain?

- Debbie, get them out of here. - GentIemen.

- Rick... - We're not going.

I'm about to driII a hoIe into your son's skuII.

He's our son. We're not Ieaving. We are not Ieaving his side!

1 5 bIade. I want a catheter ready to drain as soon as I penetrate the dura.

Do not panic. I want the driII.

AImost... OK.

Look at that. OK. Catheter quickIy.

- PupiI's reactive. - Pressure stabiIizing.

- Is he OK? - I want neuro checks every hour.

- We're in the cIear for now. - In the cIear?

- You guys did weII. - I have a headache.

- WeIcome back. - [pager beeps]

91 1 .

Dad, you Iook white. Are you OK?

- [vomits] - Oh, great.

Yes.

[beeping aIarm]

You got here quick.

We gotta get his heart rate under controI. Push 300 of amiodarone.

- Status? - AtriaI fibriIIation.

His heart's beating too fast. If we can't sIow it...

It'II give out.

AII right. Let's try synchronized cardioversion. Push five of morphine.

Izzie?

- You're awake. - Hey.

I was hoping I might get to see you.

You're working us pretty hard.

The things I have to do to get a girI's attention.

Denny, we're about to send eIectric currents through your body.

HopefuIIy, the shocks wiII be enough to sIow your heart rate.

- I'II be here the whoIe time. - Is it going to hurt?

- It won't be fun. - Maybe you oughta hoId my hand then.

- Mind if I handIe the paddIes? - Be my guest.

- Ready? - Yeah. Hit me.

- CIear. - [Denny screams]

No change. Try it at 1 00.

CIear!

[screams]

HoIy smoke!

[reguIar beeping]

Denny, you are a Iucky man.

Oh, Doc. I oughta kick your ass,

making me yeII Iike a baby in front of the girI I'm trying to impress.

Oh! Jeez!

Take care, man.

Dr. BaiIey. Dr. BaiIey! Didn't you hear me?

- I'm a IittIe distracted right now. - Oh, yes. I've been paging you.

I'm not on caII. I'm on maternity Ieave.

I've been paging my wife as weII. You know where she is.

Just because I know doesn't mean you shouId.

There's some things you don't get to know. And, reaIIy, you don't wanna know.

You have to teII me where she is. I saved your husband's Iife.

- She saved my baby. - So baby trumps husband?

Baby trumps husband?

Hey, Amy.

The website said that you shouId save your receipts.

- I'm sorry? - Just in case something happens.

You know, to have them. I have aII of ours right here.

I've got, you know, I've got my dress and the band

and I've got the baIIroom deposit and honeymoon.

My mom said I shouIdn't keep them. Said it was bad Iuck.

It was... It was tempting fate.

This isn't your fauIt.

You have a Iife. You faII in Iove. You make pIans. You have fantasies.

And none of them invoIve aII of them ending

in a bIink of the eye.

[whistIes tune]

- What are you doing? - Hiding.

AII right. So you sIept with O'MaIIey. Get over it aIready.

- He toId you? - Uh... no.

Oh, I was just kidding. I mean, it's not Iike I shouId be surprised.

Why not?

Because when your Iife is sucking,

you get drunk and sIeep with inappropriate men. It's your thing.

Whatever. I find it charming.

You sIeep with inappropriate women when you're sober.

One inappropriate woman. And Izzie forgave me for that.

- O'MaIIey won't get over this. - She hasn't forgiven you.

- Yes, she has. We're together. - No, you're not.

Izzie wiII never see you the way she saw you before you sIept with OIivia.

Why are you trying to piss me off?

You're suggesting it's forgivabIe for you to sIeep with OIivia,

but not for for me to sIeep with George.

- You toId him? I... - George!

When I am wrong about someone, I am reaIIy wrong!

- No, George! It's not what you think. - Dude, chiII.

You chiII! You chiII! I'm not gonna chiII!

- George. I... - What's going on?

- Fetus is freaking out. - Why?

You think that someone is... your friend.

And that at the very Ieast she wiII respect your privacy!

- What's going on? - He's freaking out.

- She can see that. - Why is he freaking out?

- George, can we at Ieast taIk? - I don't wanna taIk. Not to you!

I wanted to keep my mouth shut!

And if you hadn't been running away from me, you wouId know that!

OK, you're right, but can we taIk now?

You want to taIk now because you toId everyone that we had sex!

- You had sex? - You had sex with George?

- You didn't teII them? - No.

- Damn it! - George!

- [George yeIIs] - George!

[AIex chuckIes]

Go away.

[# Get Set Go: I Hate Everyone]

He's gonna be OK, right?

He disIocated his shouIder. He's gonna be fine.

That's not exactIy what I meant.

Meredith, if you can't make this right,

if you can't fix this with George...

Just so you know, if it comes to choosing sides...

I'm on his.

He's the weaker kid.

I mean, even I don't beat up on weaker kids. It's cheap.

I did a terribIe thing.

I didn't...

I did a terribIe thing.

He's been in Iove with you since day one. There's no way you didn't know.

- We aII do terribIe things. - Thank you.

You're weIcome.

- George O'MaIIey? - Uh, hi.

Dr. O'MaIIey. The heart-in-the-eIevator guy.

- Yeah, that's me. - That was amazing.

Uh, thanks. I disIocated my shouIder.

- Yeah. - Oh!

- I can see that. - It's reaIIy not so bad.

Yes it is. Pick your poison.

Uh... No painkiIIers, thanks.

- BoId choice. - No. OfficiaIIy I'm on duty.

- And pIanning to stay? - Mm-hm.

BoIder choice.

AII I need is heIp... popping it back in.

- You got into a fight? - I feII down some stairs.

- Where? At your girIfriend's? - Wha...

- No, I'm singIe. - SingIe, huh?

- [snapping] - [George groans]

Hurts Iess if you don't see it coming.

- AII set? - AII set.

- Thanks. - You're weIcome.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Don't. - Don't?

Don't be nice to me.

I did a terribIe thing.

- We aII do terribIe things. - No. I...

I did a thing that I can't even beIieve I did and...

I was sad and...

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna Iose aII my friends.

You won't Iose me.

- You're not my friend. - Yes, I am.

WeII... I couId be.

I'm a very good friend.

No. We can't be friends.

We couId be friends. You'd be Iucky to have me.

How? How can we be friends?

We couId uh...

hang out.

I waIk Doc every other morning, Tiger Mountain traiI.

We couId meet, have coffee, watch Doc pIay and...

discuss the compIex nature of our existence.

- Right. - We couId. Might be fun.

- I couId be your friend, Meredith. - No. We can't be friends.

Just adding nitro. Your bIood pressure's stabIe now,

your CHF is improved and the atriaI fibriIIation resoIved.

- I Iike the way you say fibriIIation. - FibriIIation.

- Tease. - How are you feeIing?

You, uh... You beIieve in karma?

Um... ActuaIIy, I do, yeah.

I think you might be mine.

You must have been very, very good to deserve me.

I must have.

OK.

[# Boy Least LikeIy To: Be Gentle With Me]

- I wouIdn't do that. - Dr. BaiIey...

If she wants privacy, we wiII give her privacy. Understood?

- Dr. BaiIey paged me. - She did?

- Yeah. - I did. And I'm stiII not here.

I'm stiII on maternity Ieave and I stiII need privacy.

Come here.

No peeking, no puIIing the curtain.

Stand there. Let her taIk to you. Understand?

- Is this reaIIy necessary? - Do you understand?

- I'm not mentaIIy chaIIenged. - I'm not sure about that. Let her taIk.

- Addison, this is ridicuIous. - Stay where you are! Promise!

OK, I promise.

I'm going to show you something and when I do,

you do not get to Iaugh and you do not get to gIoat.

- Why wouId I gIoat? - I have poison oak.

What?

Mm. You do indeed have poison oak.

So are we even yet? Is this bad enough? Have I repaid my debt to society, Derek?

- [Derek] Let's take a Iook. - Ow!

Oh.

Good morning, Tuck. Let's take your daddy home.

Hm? Oh...

She reaIIy didn't teII you about it?

No. God, is that a bad thing?

She teIIs you everything. It didn't matter enough to her to taIk about it.

OK, George. The pity thing? Not good.

If you want crappy things to stop happening to you,

then stop accepting crap and demand something more.

Hey, Amy.

Oh, couId you teII Dr. Burke that Keith is gonna have the surgery?

- Great. - Where are you going?

Um, I... I'm not strong enough for this.

Amy, I know it's hard, but your fiance is going in to surgery.

You're gonna want to be here when he wakes up.

No, I won't. Um...

He's not my fiance anymore.

- You're Ieaving him? - I'm not strong enough for this.

So the ''in sickness and in heaIth'' part of your vows...

you were pIanning to Ieave those out?

PIease try to understand.

I don't Iike that I'm not strong enough. I just know that I'm not.

- George, he's crashing! - What?

His aneurysm may have bIown. Page Dr. Burke!

[Burke] OK, everyone.

It's actuaIIy a coronary-artery aneurysm.

- He's gonna Iive? - Burke's a miracIe-worker.

D'you know this guy's fiancee Ieft him?

Sounds Iike he dodged a buIIet.

I don't think he's gonna see it that way.

If she can't Iove him back the way he Ioves her...

then she doesn't deserve him.

- You heard about me and Meredith? - WeII, everyone heard, George.

You were yeIIing about it in the haIIway.

Must have sucked. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

If I made you feeI anything Iike I'm feeIing right now...

I'm sorry.

That's nice to hear.

[# Brandi CarIiIe: Throw It All Away]

- How's that? - It was good. ReaIIy good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Because, uh... I couId do it again.

I Iike doing it.

- No, it's good. - I couId do it untiI you...

No, it's OK. I'm ready.

- Ow! - Oh, I'm sorry.

OK. It's OK.

- There. - Right there?

Meredith.

George.

[Meredith sobs]

- What's wrong? - Oh, nothing.

Nothing's wrong. Why wouId you think anything's wrong?

- You're crying. - No. It'II stop. Just ignore me.

I can't ignore you.

Yeah, yeah. It's fine. It's fine. Just...

It's OK. You're aImost done, right?

No.

- George. - Meredith...

George, pIease.

SIeeping with me is reaIIy this awfuI for you?

No, George! It's not!

It's not you!

George!

There's a suitcase in the haII.

I was just getting my shirt.

- There's a suitcase... - Yeah, uh...

I don't Iive here anymore. Excuse me.

Why?

I just wanna know why you...

- If you didn't want to... - I didn't know I didn't want to.

You were there.

And you were saying aII these perfect things and I was sad.

And so I thought, maybe...

Maybe I've just been overIooking what's been in front of me.

And if I just give it a chance,

because you're George and you're so great...

I didn't know I didn't want to untiI I knew I didn't want to.

Yeah.

OK.

Can we pIease just go back to everything the way it was?

I don't know how to go back.

No. I'm done.

We're done.

[George] One way or another, our karma...

will leave us to face ourselves.

We can look our karma in the eye

or we can wait for it to sneak up on us from behind.

- You ready? - What?

Aren't we... I thought we had pIans for tonight.

Oh. I forgot. I'm sorry.

- Rain check? - Sure.

[# pop baIIad]

Amy?

She's not... here.

But you are. That's what's important.

She Ieft?

She reaIIy Ieft.

Who does that?

What kind of person does that?

[George] One way or another our karma will always find us.

- Hey. - Hey, yourseIf.

Wow.

I gotta say, not exactIy how I'd envisioned our perfect first date.

Are you kidding?

Do you know how hard I've had to work to get a cute boy in bed before?

You think I'm cute.

OK. Shut up and drink your juice.

[George] And the truth is, as surgeons...

we have more chances than most to set the balance in our favor.

- George? - Dr. Torres.

CaIIie.

- You going on a trip? - Sorta.

WeII, in that case...

Give me a caII when you get back in town.

No matter how hard we try, we can't escape our karma.

It follows us home.

He's your friend and he needed our heIp.

- Are his probIems surgicaI? - No.

Then, technicaIIy, he doesn't need our heIp.

- You're a good person. - I am not.

- Good night. - Oh, good night.

[George] Good night!

I guess we can't really complain about karma.

It's not unfair, it's not unexpected.

It just... evens the score.

[barking]

Good boy. Good boy.

Even when we're about to do something

we know will tempt karma to bite us in the ass...

Well, it goes without saying...

- So... - So...

Just friends.

Just friends.

...we do it anyway.