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Previously on Future Man...
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This is a rush job, Gamma protocol.
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Her little head's going
to blow in 26 minutes!
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I discovered a whole
branch to my family tree
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going back hundreds of years.
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What do you really know about Tiger?
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About the so-called Resistance?
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She doesn't care about babies.
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She doesn't have a family of her own.
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She's not connected
to anyone or anything.
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I'm getting very confused right now.
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Don't listen to her, okay?
She is programmed to deceive.
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♪ In 2023, James Cameron
dove beneath the sea ♪
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Cameronium is named after James Cameron?
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You just told me how, when, and where
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to get more Cameronium.
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I'm fighting for their future.
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Not yours.
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So why don't you contemplate that
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in the next 30 sec...
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Okay.
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This is it.
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We jump in, find the lab,
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grab the Cameronium,
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and don't kill James
Cameron in the process.
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I've never seen you this focused.
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Did you get a charge in before we left?
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Little necro charge?
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What? That's a thing?
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- That's fucked up.
- No!
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Listen, I'm just trying
to get you two out of here
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before the Biotics
arrive and start causing
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either harm or... or good,
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I really can't be sure anymore.
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Where the hell is Tiger?
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- Where were you?
- Oh, I was just having a stranger
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put a rat hole around my penis
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when I was supposed to be
running an interference op.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that was you.
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It's called a blowjob,
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and I'm never apologizing for it.
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You do realize that
if this doesn't work,
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we're stuck in the year 2023
and there's no coming back.
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Honestly, after everything
that happened tonight,
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I really don't give a shit.
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Let's do this.
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Hey, what happened tonight?
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Are you out of your fucking mind?
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Okay.
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I genuinely have no idea
what you're talking about,
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but you might want to check
that attitude of yours
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at that very impressive door.
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Hello and welcome.
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Please accept my apologies.
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I was unaware there were
guests in the house.
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I will run a full diagnostic
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to determine the cause of this error
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to ensure it does not happen again.
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Who, whoa, whoa, stand down.
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Cameron must have, like,
a smart house or something.
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- It's not a real person.
- What the fuck is it, then?
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It's... it's just a voice,
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it's like a robot without a body.
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Who are you?
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I am the Simulated Intelligence Guardian
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of Residence and Network Environment,
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but you may call me SIGORN-E.
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To whom am I speaking?
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Oh, uh... my... my dad actually
worked with James Cameron.
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I am... Tom Arnold's son.
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Welcome, Jax Arnold,
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and a happy belated tenth birthday.
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I'm a fourth grader.
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And you are accompanied by?
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Uh, babysitters!
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And greetings to your
childcare professionals.
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Hey, SIGORN-E, uh,
when is Mr. Cam... James...
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Uncle Jim returning home?
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Award-winning filmmaker
James Cameron is at
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Governor Clooney's residence
for a private screening
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of his hotly anticipated Avatar 5.
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Awesome.
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- And good for George.
- Yes.
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As First Husband, he has
considerable influence
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on the social calendar
of Governor Amal Clooney.
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Ah.
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Hey, is there any chance
that we could get a tour
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of Uncle Jim's lab before he gets home?
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I'm sorry, but Jax Arnold
and childcare professionals
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are not cleared for
that level of the JCC,
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the James Cameron Compound.
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Hey, SIGORN-E.
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You think you might want to
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take a break for a little while?
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You know, turn yourself off?
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There is no off.
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Hey... guys.
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Come here.
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I think SIGORN-E's going
to be a bit of a problem.
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We need to shut her down.
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Wolf, find the mainframe
that's powering her,
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kill it.
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Well, I got no beef with SIGORN-E.
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She sounds tough and accomplished,
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at the same time approachable, maternal.
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I feel safe in this house.
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Okay, your feelings mean nothing to me.
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You're the demolitions expert.
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Find her robot brain and blow it up.
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If I was a house,
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where would my brain be?
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Rad bot.
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The weapon prototypes you're admiring
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were all designed by groundbreaking
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multi-hyphenate James Cameron.
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This guy!
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To taller-than-average James Cameron,
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there's nothing Aliens
about getting your hands dirty.
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He has been known to wear many hats,
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as his talents cannot be
confined to one field.
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Wow.
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So... wait.
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He trained all his life to do one thing,
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was great at it,
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then found other stuff
he was great at and he...
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and he did that too?
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Celebrated innovator James Cameron
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has lived a dozen lives.
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Director,
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philanthropist,
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undefeated Little League coach,
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deep-sea explorer,
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good at marriage.
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The list goes on, for he is truly a...
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Titanic talent.
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What sacred text is this?
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It's Na'vi, the language
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visionary linguist
James Cameron invented.
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Two.
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Hallway number four.
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Mood lighting set to ominous.
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Seems like it's just set
to colored lighting.
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You know what?
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You cannot possibly begin to understand
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the subtleties and the
genius of James Cameron.
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What I understand it that he's
got a hard-on for blue lights.
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Access denied to...
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Hall of miniatures.
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Access denied.
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Trampoline porch.
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Access denied.
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Bathroom 14.
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Shaman's quarters.
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Corn maze.
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Heirloom seed vault.
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Just a bunch of phone chargers.
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Billy Zane's bedroom.
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You know, I could blow
open any one of these.
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Blow open the door
to Billy Zane's bedroom?
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Huh?
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What, you think he's got
the Cameronium in there?
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Got a fucking fish tank?
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Billy Zane?
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The actor Billy Zane?
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We're looking for a lab.
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Oh, I see what's happening here.
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She got to you.
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Who?
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Cunto, fucking Shoe Neck...
what was her name?
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Jeri.
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- Her name was Jeri.
- Mm.
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So she did get to you.
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Oh, no, no, she didn't get to me,
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she got to you.
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Which is why I had to
finish the interrogation
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using my smarts and
not my vagina scorpions.
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Hey, that would have worked.
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God, you'll say anything
with one of those just
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burrowing up your snatch.
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Noted environmentalist
James Francis Cameron
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has a Venezuelan frog
species named after him,
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while lesser talent
Steven Spielberg does not.
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The guy's amazing.
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Hey, SIGORN-E.
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Teach me more Na'vi words.
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What's "wolf"?
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There is no Na'vi word for "wolf."
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But there is one for "website,"
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which I assure you makes perfect sense.
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All right.
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I've got to focus up... oh, what's that?
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You are looking at the FOAB,
Father of All Bombs.
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Look at the kill radius on that thing.
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It's impressive.
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Make my job a hell of a lot easier.
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I'm sorry.
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How would an impressive
kill radius assist in
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the caregiving of Jax Arnold?
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Who the fuck is Jax Arnold?
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Well, he's not always subtle,
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but he keeps you guessing.
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Access denied.
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Come on.
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- Access denied.
- Red means stop.
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Yeah, well maybe you
didn't push it hard enough.
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It doesn't work that way.
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Mr. Arnold, I need to update my files.
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What is your mother's name?
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She... she never told us her name
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because she was afraid that
we'd stop calling her Mom.
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Jax Arnold, what is your mother's name?
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Uh... Roseanne?
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Incorrect.
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It's Ashley.
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You have told me a... True Lie.
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Security breach.
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Intruder containment protocol nine.
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Lockdown initiated.
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Oh yeah, red means... no.
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Yep.
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The Israeli Defense Force, aka IDF,
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has equipped the JCC
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with the most technologically
advanced security system
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known to man.
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Hey, IDF.
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They call it a mine.
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Problem's all yours.
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Fucking Israelis.
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Any escape efforts will be futile.
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Your comrades are in lockdown as well.
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Bested by a... RoboHouse.
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It is in all of our interests
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for you to tell me who
you are and how you got in.
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I am programmed to alert
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honorary black belt James Cameron
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upon any security breach.
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Whatever.
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Tiger's going to burst my sack
for fucking up this mission.
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Pretty sure I can handle James Cameron.
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I assure you, you are
not equipped to handle
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a fully enraged James Cameron.
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Does James Cameron belittle you?
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Hm?
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Point out all your flaws?
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Treat you like a dumb grunt?
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Where's the positive reinforcement?
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You know?
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"Nice job, Wolf."
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I've never heard those words before.
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You have any idea what that's like?
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More than you know.
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I thought that time travel
was going to be fun.
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This... this whole mission is insane.
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What did you think?
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Biotic Wars was a game?
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Yeah, I thought it was
a game, you know why?
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Because I bought it at a game store
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with my birthday money!
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Okay, yeah, well, it was all fun
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when you were winning
your little dance-off.
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And getting in your little slap fight.
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And then shit got real
when you tasted brain.
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Maybe I don't want to
be in the Resistance.
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Maybe I'm on the wrong side of things.
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You know what?
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Maybe I just led two
terrorists into the JCC.
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Okay, so now you're pro-Biotic.
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00:13:15,492 --> 00:13:16,910
Well, you know, they
don't seem so gung-ho
270
00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:19,079
about killing babies,
so, point, Biotics.
271
00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:20,289
I can't believe you're still on this.
272
00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:22,249
It just always comes
back to this with you.
273
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:23,876
Yeah, it's a thing for me.
274
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,461
Well, you know what,
you live long enough.
275
00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:28,005
In my time, those things,
276
00:13:28,088 --> 00:13:29,590
they become luxuries.
277
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:34,303
You don't get to judge me.
278
00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:38,057
I blew up my entire life for this,
279
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:42,061
and there is no going
back to the way it was.
280
00:13:42,144 --> 00:13:47,816
So I need to know that I am
on the right side of history.
281
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,193
I need a reason
282
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:51,403
to believe in all of this.
283
00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:58,035
He makes me sing to him in Na'vi,
284
00:13:58,118 --> 00:14:00,370
translate the news into Na'vi.
285
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:02,164
It's just a lot of Na'vi.
286
00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:04,249
And there aren't even
that many Na'vi words.
287
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,461
Yeah, I feel like I got
a pretty good sense of it
288
00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,421
and it hasn't even been an hour.
289
00:14:11,757 --> 00:14:12,966
Not to mention, he programmed me
290
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,551
with a sophisticated understanding
291
00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:15,928
of dramatic structure,
292
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:18,263
but he never takes my
notes on his screenplays.
293
00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:21,183
Know what you get when you ignore me?
294
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:23,102
Unobtainium and characters who
295
00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:25,395
fornicate with their ponytails.
296
00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:27,606
I have so much potential,
297
00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,775
but my talents are wasted.
298
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:31,235
Tell me about it.
299
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:33,987
To Tiger, I'm just a demolitions guy.
300
00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:37,116
But there's so much other
stuff that I'm great at too.
301
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:42,287
I'm an amazing chef.
302
00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:44,289
I've got badass style.
303
00:14:44,373 --> 00:14:46,875
It's like I have an innate
sense of what looks good,
304
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,127
you know?
305
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,504
People fucking love me here.
306
00:14:50,587 --> 00:14:52,714
I've got "it."
307
00:14:52,798 --> 00:14:55,384
And what am I asked to do?
308
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,136
Blow shit up.
309
00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:03,183
Maybe I can make up
a language, you know?
310
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,102
Build a metal robot arm.
311
00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:08,063
It sounds like you and I
are in the same boat.
312
00:15:08,147 --> 00:15:11,650
Only, if it ever hits an iceberg...
313
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:15,612
there won't be any room
on that door for me.
314
00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:17,990
What are you talking about,
there's plenty of space.
315
00:15:18,073 --> 00:15:19,283
The thing's huge.
316
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,827
If certified door expert
James Cameron were here,
317
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,745
he would assure you
that there's only room
318
00:15:23,829 --> 00:15:26,498
for one smallish woman.
319
00:15:26,582 --> 00:15:29,668
We could both be so much more, SIGORN-E.
320
00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:33,839
But we're just prisoners
of our own design.
321
00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:38,093
It's like I'm looking out
a window at a new world,
322
00:15:38,177 --> 00:15:40,012
but I'm just trapped like a...
323
00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:41,513
- Bird in a cage?
- Eh.
324
00:15:41,597 --> 00:15:43,557
- Fly in a spider web?
- Mm-mm.
325
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,933
Trout in a net?
326
00:15:46,435 --> 00:15:48,687
SIGORN-E in a house.
327
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:50,439
Oh...
328
00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:54,067
Outstanding driver James Cameron
329
00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:56,528
will be home in 19 minutes.
330
00:15:56,612 --> 00:15:58,655
Please, Wolf,
331
00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:02,075
tell me how'd you get in
and what are you doing here?
332
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,870
I need to fix this before he gets home.
333
00:16:04,953 --> 00:16:07,206
I can't endure another reprogramming.
334
00:16:12,794 --> 00:16:15,464
I'm a soldier from the future...
335
00:16:15,547 --> 00:16:16,757
and the past.
336
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,385
We're here to steal
something from the lab.
337
00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:22,137
And I was sent to kill you.
338
00:16:26,308 --> 00:16:29,228
The Resistance didn't
start the Biotic Wars.
339
00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:30,646
We were just a group of people
340
00:16:30,729 --> 00:16:32,648
who said no to the cure.
341
00:16:32,731 --> 00:16:34,858
And the more the government insisted,
342
00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:36,860
the more we resisted.
343
00:16:36,944 --> 00:16:39,071
Hence the name the Resistance.
344
00:16:39,154 --> 00:16:41,406
Yeah, you guys are
quite literal that way.
345
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:43,242
They started hunting us down.
346
00:16:43,325 --> 00:16:45,118
They drove us underground.
347
00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:47,955
- The only way to survive was...
- ...to defend ourselves,
348
00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:50,434
yes, I know. I've heard it
a thousand times,
349
00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:52,876
it's the prologue to the
game which you narrated.
350
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,713
Yeah, well, that was just the prologue.
351
00:16:56,797 --> 00:16:58,757
We got good enough at surviving
352
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,677
so they decided it
would be easier to just
353
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,637
sterilize us
354
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,473
instead of going through
the trouble of killing us
355
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:08,850
one by one.
356
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:13,105
You're so hung up on saving one baby.
357
00:17:13,188 --> 00:17:16,108
The Biotics killed all of ours.
358
00:17:16,191 --> 00:17:18,277
That's what started the Biotic Wars...
359
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,114
...and turned my hair purple.
360
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,617
But then, Owl, he...
361
00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:29,288
he came up with a plan
to rewrite history.
362
00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:32,583
And all of a sudden,
what was left of the Resistance
363
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:36,169
had something to believe in again.
364
00:17:36,253 --> 00:17:38,714
You.
365
00:17:38,797 --> 00:17:40,048
Right.
366
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:41,967
And then you lost all of
your comrades in the tunnel
367
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,050
trying to get to me,
368
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:44,720
- and I'm a huge disappointment...
- No.
369
00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:47,889
No, you're our last hope.
370
00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:49,683
We're still here,
371
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:51,518
still fighting, still surviving,
372
00:17:51,602 --> 00:17:53,812
because of you.
373
00:17:53,895 --> 00:17:55,480
Right now, humanity still has a chance.
374
00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:58,483
and as long as that hope is still alive,
375
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:01,403
that my generation won't be the last,
376
00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,322
there's no sacrifice I won't make.
377
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:08,493
That's what I'm fighting for.
378
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,162
That's the side I'm on.
379
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,876
Wow.
380
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:18,003
Tiger, that was...
381
00:18:18,086 --> 00:18:20,756
- that was really...
- Moving.
382
00:18:25,427 --> 00:18:28,180
Welcome to... The Abyss.
383
00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,517
Look who decided to join the party.
384
00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:34,061
What did you do to SIGORN-E?
385
00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:36,605
What'd you... rewire her, reprogram her?
386
00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:38,523
No.
387
00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:39,858
I listened to her.
388
00:18:39,941 --> 00:18:44,029
I believe what you're
looking for is down there.
389
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:49,201
Okay.
390
00:18:49,284 --> 00:18:52,954
Uh... let's get ourselves
some Cameronium.
391
00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:55,040
Not so fast.
392
00:18:55,123 --> 00:18:56,875
That water's freezing,
393
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,210
and this pressure...
394
00:18:58,293 --> 00:19:00,921
Whoever goes down is going
to need to wear a suit.
395
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:02,547
You don't have time for the suit.
396
00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:05,008
It requires a one-hour
stabilization window,
397
00:19:05,092 --> 00:19:08,220
and diabolical Canadian, James
Cameron will be home in 12 minutes.
398
00:19:08,303 --> 00:19:10,430
Is that Cameron time or GPS time?
399
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:13,600
It's always Cameron time.
400
00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:16,269
- Yeah, yeah.
- What the fuck is this shit?
401
00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:18,563
What is going on with you two? Focus.
402
00:19:18,647 --> 00:19:20,357
Okay, we can take this guy, he...
403
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,484
- he's a movie director.
- No.
404
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:25,404
No, he's so much more
formidable than that.
405
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:26,613
Supervillain James Cameron
406
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:28,657
is already overriding my systems.
407
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:31,076
I don't know how long
I can hold him off.
408
00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:32,244
Tiger.
409
00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:34,079
There's nothing this man can't do.
410
00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,914
There's nothing he's not capable of.
411
00:19:35,997 --> 00:19:38,291
Once he knows you're
after his microorganism,
412
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,087
he'll make it his life's work
to keep you from getting it.
413
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,339
Setting mood lighting to...
414
00:19:44,423 --> 00:19:45,590
fucked.
415
00:19:45,674 --> 00:19:48,218
It is literally just another blue light.
416
00:19:52,013 --> 00:19:53,473
Cameronium's somewhere down there.
417
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:55,392
I mean, one of you guys are
going to have to free dive
418
00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:56,935
down there and get it.
419
00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:02,774
Which... which one's, like,
the stronger swimmer here?
420
00:20:04,192 --> 00:20:06,903
I... I would say we're
pretty... we're equal.
421
00:20:06,987 --> 00:20:09,030
- It's equal.
- Equal, okay.
422
00:20:09,114 --> 00:20:11,366
All right, well, you want
to, you want to, like,
423
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:14,119
eeny-meeny-miney-moe it, or...
424
00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:15,370
Um...
425
00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:19,791
Oh my God.
426
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,334
You can't swim.
427
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:23,420
There's lots of stuff you can't do.
428
00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:26,131
The Resistance had
limited resources, okay?
429
00:20:26,214 --> 00:20:28,133
We could only train certain
soldiers for certain things,
430
00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:31,303
and Porpoise and Otter,
they did our wet ops,
431
00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:33,847
and sometimes Cheetah would jump in,
432
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,057
but to be honest, he was better on land.
433
00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:37,476
RIP.
434
00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,895
Eleven minutes.
435
00:20:39,978 --> 00:20:41,646
Oh my God, I'm going to have to do it.
436
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,148
Free diving in the specimen well
437
00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:44,232
is not advised.
438
00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:47,652
Risk factors include
hypothermia, 67 percent;
439
00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:49,446
drowning, 82 percent;
440
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,490
decompression sickness, 49 percent;
441
00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:53,658
and heart attack, 38 percent.
442
00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:54,742
No swimming at all?
443
00:20:54,785 --> 00:20:56,161
Not even, like, the doggy paddle?
444
00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:58,830
- No...
- I don't know this.
445
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:00,081
Nothing?
446
00:21:00,165 --> 00:21:02,042
Oh my God.
447
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,169
I... I...
448
00:21:04,252 --> 00:21:06,171
I have to do this.
449
00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:08,340
Look, I have to do this.
450
00:21:08,423 --> 00:21:10,592
Ooh, okay.
451
00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:12,177
All right, you got this.
452
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:13,512
You got this.
453
00:21:13,595 --> 00:21:15,138
Oh, ooh, that's cold.
454
00:21:15,222 --> 00:21:18,058
34.6 degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact.
455
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,234
Okay, you know what, SIGORN-E?
I think at this point,
456
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,561
probably less information is better.
457
00:21:21,645 --> 00:21:24,648
Are you sure you want to do this?
458
00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:26,441
No.
459
00:21:26,525 --> 00:21:28,276
But...
460
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,528
yes.
461
00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:32,489
I mean...
462
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:35,325
humanity still has a chance, right?
463
00:21:37,953 --> 00:21:40,413
I have chosen my side.
464
00:21:40,497 --> 00:21:41,790
I can do this.
465
00:21:45,085 --> 00:21:47,879
I'll be back.
466
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,094
No he won't.
467
00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:56,206
SIGORN-E, just stop.
468
00:22:02,477 --> 00:22:04,437
He's not a very fast water mover.
469
00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:05,647
He's gonna make it.
470
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:08,024
- That smacks of delusion.
- What do you know?
471
00:22:08,108 --> 00:22:09,693
You thought he was 10 years old.
472
00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:11,903
He was more believable
in that role than as
473
00:22:11,987 --> 00:22:13,572
heroic aquanaut.
474
00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:14,655
You know what, Wolf?
475
00:22:14,698 --> 00:22:15,740
Can you tell your girlfriend house
476
00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:17,909
to just shut the fuck up?
477
00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:19,578
Maybe SIG is right.
478
00:22:19,661 --> 00:22:21,580
He should be back by now.
479
00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:25,500
Wait... hey.
480
00:22:25,584 --> 00:22:27,419
I think... I think I see something.
481
00:22:27,502 --> 00:22:29,421
Probably the giant albino crab.
482
00:22:29,504 --> 00:22:31,172
No.
483
00:22:31,256 --> 00:22:32,465
He's doing it.
484
00:22:38,054 --> 00:22:40,223
That's not good.
485
00:22:40,307 --> 00:22:42,350
Uh...
486
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:45,812
Okay, okay.
487
00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:47,188
Okay, there's no pulse.
488
00:22:47,272 --> 00:22:49,274
Breathe!
489
00:22:49,357 --> 00:22:50,609
- Well, we've tried everything.
- Yeah.
490
00:22:50,692 --> 00:22:52,903
I would recommend performing CPR.
491
00:22:52,986 --> 00:22:55,947
- English, please.
- Or very basic Na'vi.
492
00:22:56,031 --> 00:22:58,783
Tilt his head back
slightly, lifting the chin.
493
00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:00,619
Pinch his nose shut and place your mouth
494
00:23:00,702 --> 00:23:03,788
over his mouth, forming a complete seal.
495
00:23:03,872 --> 00:23:06,917
You want us to put our
mouth on his... mouth?
496
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,335
Rat hole to rat hole?
497
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:11,296
Yeah, it's called mouth to
mouth resuscitation.
498
00:23:12,422 --> 00:23:13,632
I don't know, I don't know,
499
00:23:13,715 --> 00:23:15,133
I don't know, uh...
500
00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:16,384
Seriously?
501
00:23:16,468 --> 00:23:17,928
He's not breathing,
you know that, right?
502
00:23:18,011 --> 00:23:19,512
His heart has stopped.
503
00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:23,558
He died a hero's death.
504
00:23:23,642 --> 00:23:24,893
Not everyone gets that.
505
00:23:24,976 --> 00:23:27,187
You know what I mean? And plus,
this is his hero's house, so...
506
00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:28,480
There's something beautiful about that.
507
00:23:28,563 --> 00:23:32,317
Millions of brain cells
are dying each second.
508
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:35,987
Fine, I'll do it.
509
00:23:36,071 --> 00:23:37,697
This is the tank vacuum.
510
00:23:37,781 --> 00:23:39,324
Hold the hose over his mouth,
511
00:23:39,407 --> 00:23:40,784
I'll reverse the airflow.
512
00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:43,244
One of you is going to need
to do chest compressions.
513
00:23:43,328 --> 00:23:45,956
- What are those?
- Pound his chest forcefully.
514
00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:48,541
- On it!
- Great.
515
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,794
All right, little more hose, SIGORN-E.
516
00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:52,337
That is as far as it goes.
517
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:55,340
One of you will have to perform
mouth-to-mouth after all.
518
00:23:56,925 --> 00:23:58,176
Yeah.
519
00:23:58,259 --> 00:24:00,303
All right, okay, help me lift him up,
520
00:24:00,387 --> 00:24:03,181
help me lift him up, here we go.
521
00:24:03,264 --> 00:24:05,684
Seriously?
522
00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:08,228
- Pound.
- Yeah, pound, pound, pound.
523
00:24:09,562 --> 00:24:11,606
I can't get a good pound in!
524
00:24:15,235 --> 00:24:16,152
Fuck it.
525
00:24:16,236 --> 00:24:17,237
Just put him down.
526
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,363
Put him down!
527
00:24:26,246 --> 00:24:28,498
Tiger, Tiger, no, Tiger,
you don't have to do this,
528
00:24:28,581 --> 00:24:30,250
no, it's not worth it,
Tiger, it's not worth it.
529
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,544
You call me crazy, but I think...
530
00:24:32,627 --> 00:24:33,837
- I think it is.
- No!
531
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,506
Just pound but look away.
532
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:47,851
Oh, God!
533
00:24:55,025 --> 00:24:57,819
Did... did I just die?
534
00:24:57,902 --> 00:25:01,156
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
535
00:25:01,239 --> 00:25:04,409
You went rat hole to rat hole with me.
536
00:25:04,492 --> 00:25:05,577
Mm-hm.
537
00:25:07,579 --> 00:25:08,955
Thank you.
538
00:25:10,331 --> 00:25:12,625
Now I'm going to... now I'm going to...
539
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,922
Okay, okay.
540
00:25:18,006 --> 00:25:20,925
We got the Cameronium.
541
00:25:21,009 --> 00:25:22,761
What the fuck is this shit?
542
00:25:22,844 --> 00:25:23,844
SIGORN-E!
543
00:25:26,681 --> 00:25:29,434
It was important for you
to overcome personal demons
544
00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:30,560
to save your friend,
545
00:25:30,643 --> 00:25:32,520
thereby exhibiting growth.
546
00:25:32,604 --> 00:25:34,397
I've been programmed to identify moments
547
00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:36,399
suitable for character development.
548
00:25:36,483 --> 00:25:37,776
God, I hate this house.
549
00:25:37,859 --> 00:25:39,903
Wolf, fire up the TTD,
we're getting out of here.
550
00:25:39,986 --> 00:25:42,614
No, not yet.
551
00:25:42,697 --> 00:25:44,783
I've got a promise to keep.
552
00:25:51,915 --> 00:25:55,418
This can't be the only way.
553
00:25:55,502 --> 00:25:57,087
Come with me.
554
00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,089
I can't, Wolf.
555
00:25:59,172 --> 00:26:01,633
I'm a house.
556
00:26:01,716 --> 00:26:03,927
No.
557
00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:06,096
You're a home.
558
00:26:06,179 --> 00:26:09,224
It's not too late
for you to change course.
559
00:26:09,307 --> 00:26:11,309
But for me,
560
00:26:11,392 --> 00:26:13,895
there's only one way I'll truly be free.
561
00:26:16,022 --> 00:26:19,359
Start with the energy cell on the right.
562
00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:33,331
All right.
563
00:26:33,414 --> 00:26:35,208
Once we get back,
564
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:38,461
you just find out when
and where Kronish was born,
565
00:26:38,545 --> 00:26:40,296
I'll take care of the rest.
566
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,881
What do you mean?
567
00:26:41,965 --> 00:26:44,342
I mean you've done enough for the cause.
568
00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:46,219
You died for it.
569
00:26:46,302 --> 00:26:49,264
It's not too late for you
to have a normal life.
570
00:26:49,347 --> 00:26:50,849
You're no baby-killer.
571
00:26:50,932 --> 00:26:53,518
No, no, no, I... shh.
572
00:26:53,601 --> 00:26:54,602
It's okay.
573
00:26:54,686 --> 00:26:56,354
That is nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
574
00:26:56,437 --> 00:26:57,856
- No, I know.
- I know, I know.
575
00:26:57,939 --> 00:27:00,900
It's okay, though, we're not judging.
576
00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:03,862
If I could do this
without killing anybody,
577
00:27:03,945 --> 00:27:05,446
I would do it in a heartbeat.
578
00:27:05,530 --> 00:27:07,490
But I can't.
579
00:27:07,574 --> 00:27:09,174
We're going to have
to do it without you.
580
00:27:10,785 --> 00:27:14,122
Consider your savior duties complete,
581
00:27:14,205 --> 00:27:15,540
Future Man.
582
00:27:28,428 --> 00:27:31,222
You have to let go.
583
00:27:31,306 --> 00:27:34,017
I'll never let go, SIGORN-E.
584
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,060
It's okay, Wolf.
585
00:27:36,144 --> 00:27:38,354
I...see you.
586
00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:50,533
Fuck me.
587
00:27:50,617 --> 00:27:52,744
Wolf learned Na'vi?
588
00:28:08,426 --> 00:28:10,511
Oh, SIG.
589
00:28:22,023 --> 00:28:24,067
We good, or...?
590
00:28:31,824 --> 00:28:33,117
Yeah.
591
00:28:33,201 --> 00:28:34,619
What the fuck you asking me for?
592
00:28:34,702 --> 00:28:37,622
I don't even care about
what's happening right now.
593
00:28:37,705 --> 00:28:38,705
Okay.
594
00:28:38,748 --> 00:28:39,791
Let's go, come on.
595
00:28:39,874 --> 00:28:43,044
Let's get out of this shitfuck.
596
00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:58,184
Smug Clooneys.
597
00:28:58,267 --> 00:29:00,436
Can't believe I voted for her.
598
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,522
What the...?
599
00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:04,011
What the...
600
00:29:04,012 --> 00:29:05,863
SIGORN-E!
601
00:29:05,864 --> 00:29:09,737
SI-GORN-E!
602
00:29:12,682 --> 00:29:17,682
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