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Previously on Future Man...
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That's not a lot of Cameronium.
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- What the fuck is Cameronium?
- It's the fuel
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the TTD runs off of.
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- Biotics are immune to poison.
- So we flush 'em out.
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If I can get the recipe
for the Kronish balls,
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do you think that we can
make a poison version
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- and then just swap it in?
- You have speed, skills,
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but more than that,
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it's like you have something to say.
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- I've always been a soldier.
- Life made you a soldier.
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You were born to be a chef.
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If something is important to Joshie,
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it's important to me, he is family.
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"Jeri Elizabeth Lange.
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None."
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Couple seconds after
eating a sewer mushroom,
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you puke, shit yourself,
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and pass out with no
memory of what happened.
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She's going to detonate!
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I really thought she liked me.
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How long until her head blows?
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28 minutes.
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Hold on to your dicks back there!
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We are two minutes from base, repeat,
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two minutes from base.
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- Fuck yeah!
- This is just like
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our escape from the
slave mines of Ganderloo.
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Minus all the hollandaise.
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Check that; Garlic aioli.
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Why are you guys having so much fun?
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That was insane.
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There was so much puke and poo and...
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Buck up, soldier.
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We got three Bio slags
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and an Aztec to interrogate.
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This is a rush job, Gamma Protocol.
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You better believe it's Gamma.
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Her little head's going to blow in...
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26 minutes.
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26 minutes?
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That was not the plan.
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Well, this is basically the plan
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with a little urgency thrown in.
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Guys, are we even 100 percent sure
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- she's a Biotic?
- Fuck you, Resistance scum!
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Jesus!
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Easy, macho man.
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She's my...
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- coworker.
- Not anymore.
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We need to find out where RoboSnatch
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is keeping her time machine,
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and getting it out of her
is not going to be pretty.
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I got so many torture devices
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set up in the sewer.
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There is literally no scenario
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which I can't torture for.
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I really prepped the
fuck out of this one.
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Although Cunto there,
she's going to need
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to be alert in order for this to work.
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Waking her up's going
to be part of the fun!
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Okay, come on.
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Easy, easy, easy.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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You kids home already?
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- The shoe, the shoe!
- I want to hear
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all about your night.
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You brought a friend too?
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Yeah, it's just a coworker who had
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a little too much to drink tonight, so.
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Hey, nobody ever died from
having a good time, right?
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People die all the time from that,
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but that's fine.
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Well, would you look at that?
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One taste of your balls
and they give you a job
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and the company car.
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You're going to be running
that place in a week.
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Come on in.
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Okay.
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All right, guys, my dad's
cool and everything,
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but if he sees us taking
an unconscious woman
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into a subterranean torture chamber,
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he will call the cops.
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What are you waiting for?
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Cupcake, look who I got.
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What a nice surprise!
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And who's this lovely...
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passed out, is she passed out?
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Yeah, she's a friend, Jeri, from work.
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Not the Jeri from work
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- who you used to...
- No, no, not that.
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So we're going to go
ahead and take her on up...
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Wait, wait, wait, introductions.
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- Don't have time for that!
- Corey and Tiger,
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this is Josh's Uncle Barry.
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- There he is.
- Here I am.
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And this is my dear friend Wanda,
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who we invited to meet Barry.
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This is the famous
Corey Wolf Hart in the flesh.
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These are our neighbors,
Melinda and Julius Seneca.
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- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
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- How you doing, boss?
- Good, great.
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- Nice baby.
- Thank you!
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Thank you, this is Wallace.
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Look at those legs.
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Lot of meat on those haunches.
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You ever eat those?
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Okay.
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Let's get her out this window
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down to the sewer.
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Wait, what?
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No, no, we don't have time for that.
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What do we have, like, 20 minutes?
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More like 24 minutes.
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Right.
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Torture her here.
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What a waste!
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I had electric current, scalpels,
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- this awesome scorpion I found.
- Hey.
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Torture comes from here.
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If she knows she's going to die,
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maybe pain isn't the way to go.
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- Pain is always the way to go.
- Yeah, on someone
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who wants to live.
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I'm just saying, maybe we
should try talking to her.
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Plus, we got a house full of people,
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I don't know how you're
going to muffle her screams.
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Well, yeah.
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When fingernails start to come off,
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I don't know how you keep that quiet.
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Joshie?
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Jesus Christ.
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I just want to see her.
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I don't even have to talk to her.
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You brought the Jeri home!
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You've been talking about her for years!
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Mom! Okay, just now now, please.
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I'm so glad that your social
life is expanding, honey.
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I know.
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She's very pretty, Josh.
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I know.
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Can you... just please...
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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I'll be back!
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Guys!
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Okay, listen.
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My parents are not going
to leave us alone tonight.
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Ooh, is that sencha?
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Okay, yeah, we need
personnel downstairs.
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Cockblocking.
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That's like nowhere
near remotely correct.
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Got to do this nice thing,
Wolf, you're useless.
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I want you to go downstairs,
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I want you to post up at this feast
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honoring the Santa Claus, okay?
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Run a civilian blockade.
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Social duty?
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What am I, Butterfly now?
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Hey.
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Butterfly could talk
to anyone about anything.
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Lit up the goddamned
world with that smile.
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Fine, fine, I'll do it,
I'll join the party
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with the drinking and the merrymaking,
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and I'll pretend to have fun.
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But I'm not happy about it!
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Hey, Wolf.
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Time.
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Gamma Protocol, 21 minutes.
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Lamar, set timer for 21 minutes.
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Done... stay cool, man.
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- Okay.
- So... so what's the plan?
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I mean, I'm no expert,
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but I watched Badger
interrogate a million times.
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God dammit, he could
get under people's skin.
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Just relentless.
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How did he die?
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Follow my lead.
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So it turns out the testing
tells you so much more
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- than just DNA.
- That's right.
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You have to do it.
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The kits we brought you
take, like, five minutes.
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It's like, spit in a bottle,
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mail it away, and boom.
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Bob's your uncle.
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You find out Bob's your uncle.
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- Humor.
- We have an Uncle Bob.
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He's, he's sick.
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Corey, would you like some port?
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It's terminal.
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Looks like blood.
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Tastes like honey.
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I like bourbon.
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- We know, Barry.
- We know.
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Cor!
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Could use you here for a sec.
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Boy howdy.
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You guys suck at interrogating.
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Tell us where your TTD is, bitchface.
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- No.
- Is it in one of your
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habitation units?
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You mean, one of our apartments
where we live like normal people
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and not sewerdwelling animals?
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Hey! I'll do the insulting here.
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Well, you suck at that too.
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Would you stop doing that?
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Really distracting!
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Got a lot of valuables in
here I'm trying to protect.
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Well, you're going to
need a lot more sheets.
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She's right.
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My head is going to explode.
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And then a kill team is going to descend
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upon this house and take
you out once and for all.
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Well, I've got 68
deactivated brain bombs
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and a gobulator that say otherwise.
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And that's just my
travelsize gobulator.
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Sooner or later, everyone's
luck runs out, Tiger.
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It sure did in the tunnel.
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Your team put their lives in your hands.
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What was it, 43 of them?
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Hey! Come on, we said no rough stuff.
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It's all she knows, she's a savage.
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I don't know how she recruited
someone as decent as you,
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but it's all a lie.
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You're the lie, you're a fucking Biotic.
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There are no Biotics.
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That's just a stupid name
her fanatic overlords
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came up with to make us
seem like the bad guys.
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You are the bad guys!
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You gassed my fucking cave.
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The Resistance is a
terrorist organization
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that uses any means
necessary to kill us.
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- They're fucking ISIS.
- Okay.
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- That's bullshit.
- Is it?
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- I blew the popovers.
- Cat fucker!
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- You can't serve those, man.
- I know.
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Got cocky, didn't watch time and temp.
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Rookie mistake.
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You brought shame to
the Futterman kitchen.
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Can you help me?
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I can,
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and I will, friend.
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You're a lifesaver, pal.
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What do you really know about Tiger?
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About the socalled Resistance?
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The game had a very detailed back story.
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Yeah, story.
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Now let me lay some truth on you.
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I was born and raised
in Montclair, New Jersey.
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Here we go.
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My parents are kind of lax Christians,
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my brother is an out and proud gay man
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and professional robosurfer.
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It's a thing, it's cool.
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There's no crime!
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Pollution and population
are under control.
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Humanity has been perfected.
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I mean, I'm like a four.
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It's utopia, save for these nut jobs
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trying to tear it all down.
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Utopia, really?
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Forcing humanity to get a cure?
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Shoving needles up our butts?
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Arm!
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The shot just... the
shot goes in your arm.
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00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,668
Turning people into monsters?
266
00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:53,169
Hunting down and killing
267
00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:55,046
anyone who doesn't comply?
268
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,357
We only started hunting you down
269
00:09:56,381 --> 00:09:59,050
after you started
blowing up our hospitals.
270
00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:00,677
- Hospitals?
- She means supercure
271
00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,053
injection sites.
272
00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:04,931
No, I mean hospitals.
273
00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:06,474
Doctors, patients,
274
00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:08,685
people get their tonsils out.
275
00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,395
Look at me.
276
00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,647
Do I look like a monster?
277
00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:13,773
I... I don't know,
278
00:10:13,857 --> 00:10:15,209
I'm getting very confused right now.
279
00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:16,359
Don't listen to her, okay?
280
00:10:16,442 --> 00:10:17,777
She is programmed to deceive.
281
00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:19,112
She'll say anything.
282
00:10:19,195 --> 00:10:20,989
We don't have time for this bullshit.
283
00:10:21,072 --> 00:10:22,073
Hey, it's not her fault.
284
00:10:22,157 --> 00:10:24,367
She's been brainwashed her whole life.
285
00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:25,511
I mean, the gaps in their knowledge
286
00:10:25,535 --> 00:10:27,203
- is pretty astonishing.
- Yeah.
287
00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:28,430
It's 'cause they live in sewers
288
00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:30,039
and they call books burnbricks.
289
00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:31,666
Can't you see she's pulling a Badger?
290
00:10:31,749 --> 00:10:33,543
Turning tables, creating doubt,
291
00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:35,712
being very annoying?
292
00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:37,213
Classic Badger.
293
00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,440
An hour ago, he wasn't saying
294
00:10:38,464 --> 00:10:40,383
very nice things about you.
295
00:10:40,466 --> 00:10:41,885
"She's used me."
296
00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:43,636
She's endangered my life.
297
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,263
I don't even think she likes me.
298
00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:47,182
With any luck, she'll be gone soon,
299
00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:49,893
"like, really far away forever."
300
00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:50,894
Really?
301
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,730
Yeah, we have perfect memories.
302
00:10:53,813 --> 00:10:55,231
What are you talking about?
303
00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:56,816
You guys don't even know each other.
304
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,318
Is that what he told you?
305
00:10:58,401 --> 00:10:59,694
I mean, I really don't know you.
306
00:10:59,777 --> 00:11:01,070
Really?
307
00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:02,530
Like, when we kissed?
308
00:11:02,614 --> 00:11:03,799
Didn't it feel like we knew each other
309
00:11:03,823 --> 00:11:05,491
just a little bit?
310
00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:06,775
In all fairness, I didn't know
311
00:11:06,826 --> 00:11:08,578
she was a Biotic when I was kissing her.
312
00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:11,748
You ratholetoratholed her?
313
00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:13,124
She showed interest in me!
314
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,920
Okay, well, I'm gonna puke.
315
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:19,297
I'm done doing this the nice way.
316
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:23,009
You're getting a
scorpion up your snatch.
317
00:11:23,092 --> 00:11:24,969
Isn't there, like, a middle step there?
318
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,888
No. Scorp in the snatch.
319
00:11:49,869 --> 00:11:51,371
Lingonberry croqueenbouche.
320
00:11:51,454 --> 00:11:55,291
Brown butter and lemon sucre en poudre.
321
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,627
- Wow!
- Taught him everything he knows.
322
00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:59,837
- Yeah?
- Gosh!
323
00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:03,424
You come sit by me.
324
00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,302
Gosh, that's pretty.
325
00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:07,762
How about some more port?
326
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:08,888
Sure, sure.
327
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,473
Unless you have meth.
328
00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:12,517
That stuff is incredible.
329
00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,062
He's a pistol, this one.
330
00:12:16,145 --> 00:12:18,356
You're just kind of perfect, aren't you?
331
00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:21,859
I have diabetes, so I can't eat sugar.
332
00:12:26,114 --> 00:12:27,573
Doesn't make any sense.
333
00:12:27,657 --> 00:12:28,857
I know, it's a lot to process.
334
00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:31,995
I really thought that you liked me.
335
00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:34,789
That?
336
00:12:34,872 --> 00:12:36,958
Sorry.
337
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,668
So none of it was real?
338
00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,031
Josh, I was sent from the future
339
00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:43,339
to protect the man who
saves humanity from itself.
340
00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:46,175
- I'm a soldier.
- Okay, but when we kissed,
341
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:47,719
like, you didn't feel anything?
342
00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:49,721
Um, I was trying to figure out
343
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:51,723
if an attack was imminent.
344
00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,284
What, so your eyes were open and shit?
345
00:12:53,308 --> 00:12:55,560
Yeah, my eyes were fucking open, Josh.
346
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:57,603
My God.
347
00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:58,807
In case you haven't noticed,
348
00:12:58,855 --> 00:13:01,691
there is something much
bigger going on here.
349
00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:03,860
I know, I just...
350
00:13:03,943 --> 00:13:05,069
I really liked you,
351
00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:07,822
and I thought that you liked me too.
352
00:13:07,905 --> 00:13:09,505
You're a good man,
you have a good heart,
353
00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:11,868
I don't blame you for being taken in.
354
00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:13,703
The good news is, you
can still play a role
355
00:13:13,786 --> 00:13:14,996
in saving the world.
356
00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:16,331
What about the file room?
357
00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:17,808
I mean, we were really vibing there.
358
00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,667
Josh, I need you to focus.
359
00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:20,960
I'm going to be dead soon.
360
00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:23,838
You need to get Tiger
and Wolf outside alone.
361
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:27,175
Everyone under this roof is in danger.
362
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:31,220
Why would you winkyface
my Instagram post
363
00:13:31,304 --> 00:13:32,847
if you didn't even like me?
364
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,809
Seriously, are we still on this?
365
00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:42,523
I'm going to the bathroom now.
366
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:44,650
So what did the chimp do...
367
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:48,988
Excuse me.
368
00:13:49,072 --> 00:13:50,323
Wow, that's sad.
369
00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:52,200
It sounds like a sad ending, man.
370
00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:17,725
Where do you think you're going, Sparky?
371
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:21,979
Ooh, not on the rat hole... mouth.
372
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:26,400
Okay, wow, bold.
373
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:28,653
Well, it's your lucky night, mister,
374
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:31,614
because you're hot
and I am newly divorced.
375
00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:47,380
Should have been me.
376
00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:53,219
It should have been me!
377
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:58,141
I got a nice surprise for you, Jeri.
378
00:14:58,224 --> 00:15:00,393
I got a real nice surprise.
379
00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:04,730
You know who that is?
380
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:06,149
It's Elias Kronish.
381
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,192
And if you don't start
giving me answers,
382
00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:11,571
he's about to go kablooey.
383
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:12,822
- Tiger!
- You're bluffing.
384
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:13,905
Your TTD is broken.
385
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,551
Why else would you be
asking so many questions
386
00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:16,742
about ours?
387
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,035
Maybe.
388
00:15:18,119 --> 00:15:19,203
Maybe not.
389
00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:20,556
But when I fuck your entire future
390
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,331
just straight up the ass,
391
00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:24,458
you'll be really proud you held out.
392
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,878
I... I don't like where this is going.
393
00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:28,045
You're telling me
394
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,089
you used your TTD to
jump back to the '40s,
395
00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:31,257
kidnap Kornish as a baby,
396
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,860
then came back here to prove it to me?
397
00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:34,802
- That's crazy.
- Is it?
398
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:36,238
What do you know about time travel?
399
00:15:36,262 --> 00:15:38,264
Multiverses, alternate realities?
400
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:39,348
Time loops?
401
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,474
Everything?
402
00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:41,910
That's, like, the first knowledge pill
403
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,603
they put into our womb fluid.
404
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:47,106
Well then... pod scum,
405
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,192
you know that all this
time travel bullshit
406
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,943
makes no fucking sense.
407
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:52,361
There's no logic to it.
408
00:15:52,445 --> 00:15:54,155
So it is entirely possible
409
00:15:54,238 --> 00:15:55,531
that that's Elias Kronish,
410
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:56,866
and you know what will happen
411
00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:58,451
when I pull the trigger.
412
00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:02,663
I wouldn't put it past
you to kill a baby.
413
00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:04,123
Tiger, you're freaking me out!
414
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,708
You should be freaked out.
415
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,585
She doesn't care about babies.
416
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,712
She doesn't have a family of her own.
417
00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:12,757
She's not connected
to anyone or anything.
418
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,718
Give me the whereabouts of your TTD,
419
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:19,680
or Baby Kronish here is
going to get an echoblast
420
00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,433
to his soft, little baby head.
421
00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,609
We're not going to be stranded here.
422
00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:32,627
No!
423
00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:33,653
Wait, stop, stop, stop,
424
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:35,154
it's not even Elias Kronish!
425
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:36,906
It's the neighbors' baby, Baby Wallace!
426
00:16:36,989 --> 00:16:38,783
He's innocent, he's innocent!
427
00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:47,250
Well, looks like everyone's having fun
428
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,919
but old Uncle Barry.
429
00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:55,841
You guys ever had one
of these blowjob things?
430
00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,013
So.
431
00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:02,098
What did I miss?
432
00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:03,261
I was just telling everyone
433
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:05,184
what you did to my
penis in the bathroom.
434
00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:09,939
You're going to want
to wash those hand towels.
435
00:17:14,652 --> 00:17:16,028
You... you took it too far, Tiger.
436
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,530
I'm just getting started.
437
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,782
What you did in there
was risky and insane.
438
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:21,009
What did you think, I was actually going
439
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,451
to kill that thing?
440
00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:24,328
Yeah, definitely.
441
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:25,597
- Maybe.
- I had to explain to you
442
00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,456
what a baby is four days ago.
443
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,935
Okay, clearly you don't understand
the fragility of this thing
444
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,794
or how much he means to his parents.
445
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,421
That used to be my room.
446
00:17:33,504 --> 00:17:36,048
Nothing like that ever
happened when I lived there.
447
00:17:36,132 --> 00:17:38,718
Can you... can you please
just take him downstairs,
448
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,386
and him?
449
00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:41,679
Let me have a go at Jeri.
450
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:42,847
You're no match for her.
451
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,558
And you are?
452
00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:47,643
Tiger.
453
00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:48,978
We've got six minutes.
454
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,229
Okay, just give me four.
455
00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:52,064
I can do this, trust me.
456
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:54,567
- Fine.
- Okay.
457
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:55,651
There we go.
458
00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:58,487
- Be careful.
- I know, I get it.
459
00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:01,449
- Let him have a go at Jeri.
- Barry...
460
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:03,451
I know, right?
461
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:09,206
They were going to shoot
your baby in a sheet fort,
462
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,499
and there's a broad out there
463
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,085
with a shoe sticking out of her neck.
464
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:15,463
New low, Barry, you are cut off.
465
00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:16,881
Okay.
466
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,382
- You'll see.
- Tiger,
467
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:19,586
I was just telling everybody
468
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,261
about what an unusual
upbringing you had.
469
00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:24,013
I never heard of a war leader.
470
00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:25,431
No, he meant nothing to me.
471
00:18:25,514 --> 00:18:27,600
Well, we just did these DNA tests
472
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:28,893
and discovered family members
473
00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:30,519
we didn't even know we had.
474
00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:32,897
And I was thinking,
what if you have family members
475
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,273
that you didn't know you had?
476
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:36,692
Doubt it. They're all dead,
everybody'd dead.
477
00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:38,527
No... no, the ones you
know about are dead,
478
00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:40,255
but what about the ones
you don't know about?
479
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,614
They could be alive!
480
00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:44,408
No, it's better to assume
that they're dead too.
481
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,160
Holidays are tough.
482
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:48,454
Tiger, there must be
someone out there for you.
483
00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:50,706
I discovered a whole
branch to my family tree
484
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,042
going back hundreds of years.
485
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,585
Wait, hundreds of years?
486
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,379
- Yeah.
- You... you found
487
00:18:56,462 --> 00:19:00,049
lost family members with
this tracking system?
488
00:19:00,132 --> 00:19:02,426
- Yeah.
- Might not want to go too far back.
489
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,597
Nah, you'll be all right.
490
00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,435
It's over, Josh.
491
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,437
I'm sorry I lied to you,
492
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,940
but the world can still
know how good and kind...
493
00:19:17,274 --> 00:19:19,235
Joshie, is everything okay in there?
494
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:23,280
Jesus fucking Christ, Mom,
I'm going to kill you!
495
00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:26,575
You... you have got to give
me some space, please, okay?
496
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,786
- I'm not a baby.
- Well, I know.
497
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,121
And I don't need your checkups
498
00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:31,348
and I don't need your sweets.
499
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:32,432
Well, it's just that you've been up here
500
00:19:32,456 --> 00:19:33,499
the whole time.
501
00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:34,851
I've been up here for 18 minutes
502
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,918
and 30 seconds, tops.
503
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:37,586
Well, but everybody else is downstairs.
504
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,089
I don't care what
everyone else is doing!
505
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,091
Okay, this is my life.
506
00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:45,761
Just, please, leave me the fuck alone.
507
00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:47,304
Okay.
508
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:49,098
My God.
509
00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:51,308
You should take it easy on her.
510
00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:52,935
Give me a break, Jeri, okay?
511
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,162
I'm not supposed to tell you this,
512
00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:56,772
but this isn't going
to be your life forever.
513
00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:57,982
You know my future?
514
00:19:58,065 --> 00:19:59,608
Of course I know your future!
515
00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:01,402
At least, what it was supposed to be.
516
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,572
Let me guess, you have detailed files.
517
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,365
You were going to move
out of this house,
518
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:07,533
get a better job,
519
00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:09,744
- meet a girl.
- That seems pretty general.
520
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:10,995
Her name is Lena.
521
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,455
She's two years older than you
522
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:15,791
and sweet and shy but slyly funny.
523
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:16,959
She's a graphic designer
524
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,044
and she drives a vintage Volvo.
525
00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:20,629
That's too specific.
526
00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:21,839
Look, it doesn't matter.
527
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:23,674
I'm rewriting my future as I go.
528
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,843
And it's changing you.
529
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:27,470
They are changing you.
530
00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:29,406
Did you talk to you mother
like that a week ago?
531
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,973
Is that who you're becoming?
532
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:34,935
Josh, control isn't always
about influencing events.
533
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:38,481
Control is sometimes
about yielding to what is.
534
00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:40,566
Look, you can still walk away from this.
535
00:20:43,402 --> 00:20:45,488
I just jumped right in with two feet.
536
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,659
Just felt so good to be
a part of something.
537
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:52,328
You still can be.
538
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,335
All right.
539
00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:04,048
Tell me what you want me to do.
540
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:06,300
I want out.
541
00:21:09,094 --> 00:21:11,222
You're doing the right thing.
542
00:21:12,264 --> 00:21:13,599
Then why do I feel so shitty?
543
00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:17,102
Being a hero doesn't always feel heroic?
544
00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:19,104
Sounds like the tagline to my life.
545
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,397
"Meet Josh Futterman."
546
00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:21,732
He doesn't get the girl,
547
00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:22,816
he betrays his friends.
548
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:24,610
"Sometimes, it take a loser to win."
549
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:25,778
If it's any consolation,
550
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,506
I couldn't give Tiger
what she wanted anyway.
551
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:30,533
We don't even have time machines.
552
00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:31,867
What do you mean?
553
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:33,494
How do you get here, then?
554
00:21:33,577 --> 00:21:35,037
We jump in.
555
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,580
It's a oneway ticket.
556
00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:38,266
I mean, do you have
any idea how risky it is
557
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,751
to bring future tech into the past?
558
00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:43,671
Yeah, Time Travel 101.
559
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,551
So you mean, without
any more Cameronium,
560
00:21:48,634 --> 00:21:50,052
they're stuck here no matter what.
561
00:21:50,135 --> 00:21:52,096
Considering Cameronium's
not even a thing
562
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:55,474
for another six years, yeah.
563
00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,684
What happens in six years?
564
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:05,401
James Cameron?
Like, the director James Cameron?
565
00:22:05,484 --> 00:22:09,363
Sir James Cameron,
father of modern science.
566
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:10,865
Shut up!
567
00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:13,617
Cameronium is named after James Cameron?
568
00:22:14,785 --> 00:22:16,412
Why, because he has, like, a hardon
569
00:22:16,495 --> 00:22:17,830
for cool underwater shit?
570
00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:21,417
In 2023, James Cameron
pilots his submersible,
571
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,920
the Deepsea Challenge Extreme XG Ultra,
572
00:22:25,004 --> 00:22:26,463
to the deepest part of the ocean.
573
00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:28,299
He pulls a variety of samples,
574
00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:30,676
including a phosphorescent microorganism
575
00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:32,469
he thinks looks cool.
576
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:35,431
It sits in his home lab for 10 years
577
00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:37,349
before anyone figures out what it is
578
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:38,684
and what it can do.
579
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,936
Of course, Cameronium.
580
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,647
So I grabbed Eagle and I said,
581
00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:45,041
"You're going through that acid fire"
582
00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:46,859
and retrieving the Yusopov amulet
583
00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:48,920
or none of us are going to
make it back to Storm Base 9
584
00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,446
"before the Jizzadrean Kill Squad."
585
00:22:50,529 --> 00:22:53,657
Wait, what's the Jizzadrean
Kill Squad again?
586
00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:54,783
The JKS?
587
00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,619
Elite tactical unit.
588
00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:59,288
Genetic enhancement, degraded empathy.
589
00:22:59,371 --> 00:23:01,916
More machine than human, really.
590
00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:06,003
They will cut your nuts
clean off with a...
591
00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:12,301
Uncle Barry?
592
00:23:12,384 --> 00:23:13,802
You little shit, stop it!
593
00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:27,524
It was you.
594
00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:29,151
And you.
595
00:23:29,234 --> 00:23:32,154
And Josh was there too!
596
00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:33,614
Yeah!
597
00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:38,702
This is the Futterman house!
598
00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,579
We'll take care of ourselves,
599
00:23:40,663 --> 00:23:43,040
we'll protect ourselves.
600
00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:44,208
Geez.
601
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,334
You.
602
00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:46,710
You broke into my house
603
00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:47,920
and you terrorized me
604
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:49,171
when I was a little boy.
605
00:23:49,254 --> 00:23:50,547
We've been over this.
606
00:23:50,631 --> 00:23:53,342
Those were Latino
hoodlums and a small boy!
607
00:23:53,425 --> 00:23:55,219
No...
608
00:23:55,302 --> 00:23:57,513
- it was them.
- Barry, for the love of Pete,
609
00:23:57,596 --> 00:23:59,390
these people had
nothing to do with that.
610
00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:01,100
Think about what you're saying!
611
00:24:01,183 --> 00:24:02,226
No!
612
00:24:03,435 --> 00:24:04,704
You're going to pay attention to me.
613
00:24:04,728 --> 00:24:06,689
Why don't you get your
stupid head out of
614
00:24:06,772 --> 00:24:09,191
this timetraveling guy's butthole?
615
00:24:09,274 --> 00:24:11,694
Barry, Corey is a friend.
616
00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:15,990
Is he the friend kid
brother you never had?
617
00:24:16,073 --> 00:24:18,534
Well, I'm right here.
618
00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:19,952
I'm your friend brother too,
619
00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:23,497
but you don't treat me
like a friend brother.
620
00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:25,499
You treat me like friend garbage.
621
00:24:25,582 --> 00:24:26,875
Barry, that is not true!
622
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,211
Sad to sorry to say.
623
00:24:29,294 --> 00:24:31,213
This ends in a shootout, right?
624
00:24:31,296 --> 00:24:32,423
Blood feud.
625
00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:33,900
- I was good at it.
- Yeah, I don't know.
626
00:24:33,924 --> 00:24:36,301
You said that Wanda would like me.
627
00:24:36,385 --> 00:24:38,554
I said she might like you, might.
628
00:24:38,637 --> 00:24:42,141
You said she's eager to meet people.
629
00:24:42,224 --> 00:24:43,225
Not that eager.
630
00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:45,728
- I have a gun.
- God.
631
00:24:45,811 --> 00:24:48,397
I got my eye on you two.
632
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,482
Don't point that gun at them.
633
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,026
You're not mad at them.
634
00:24:52,109 --> 00:24:54,278
You're mad at me.
635
00:24:57,406 --> 00:25:00,242
I'm pretty sure I'm mad at them.
636
00:25:00,325 --> 00:25:02,244
I haven't been a very good brother.
637
00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:06,081
You used to lock me in my room
638
00:25:06,165 --> 00:25:08,584
and then tell me the house was on fire.
639
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,311
I can disarm this man
with haste and brutality,
640
00:25:10,335 --> 00:25:11,628
- just say the word.
- No, no.
641
00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:13,422
They need to work this out.
642
00:25:15,174 --> 00:25:17,760
That's not how you treat family.
643
00:25:17,843 --> 00:25:19,553
Family's somebody to look out for,
644
00:25:19,636 --> 00:25:22,473
especially when someone's
having a hard time.
645
00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:26,060
It has not been easy.
646
00:25:26,143 --> 00:25:28,771
I should probably not drink.
647
00:25:28,854 --> 00:25:30,773
We're going to get you help
648
00:25:30,856 --> 00:25:32,357
because we love you.
649
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,750
How about you and I
go back to the bathroom
650
00:25:37,821 --> 00:25:40,574
and take this rat hole for a spin?
651
00:25:40,657 --> 00:25:42,326
I will do anything you say.
652
00:25:58,717 --> 00:26:02,221
So you've been stranded here
waiting for shit to go down
653
00:26:02,304 --> 00:26:03,806
for three years?
654
00:26:03,889 --> 00:26:06,600
Stuck being Stu's assistant?
655
00:26:06,683 --> 00:26:08,102
Yeah, pretty crazy?
656
00:26:08,185 --> 00:26:10,229
The things you do for the cause.
657
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:12,147
What, like pretending to like me?
658
00:26:12,231 --> 00:26:13,232
You know what?
659
00:26:13,315 --> 00:26:15,567
That part actually wasn't that hard.
660
00:26:15,651 --> 00:26:17,111
Well...
661
00:26:17,194 --> 00:26:19,738
I mean, every guy I've
ever been attracted to
662
00:26:19,822 --> 00:26:22,658
has been genetically perfect.
663
00:26:22,741 --> 00:26:26,703
Hyperintelligent, like,
basically flawless.
664
00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:28,705
And then I met you.
665
00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:30,332
Okay.
666
00:26:30,415 --> 00:26:32,167
No, no... and I liked it.
667
00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:35,712
You're just so different.
668
00:26:35,796 --> 00:26:37,673
You're so flawed
669
00:26:37,756 --> 00:26:40,259
but funny, and...
670
00:26:40,342 --> 00:26:41,510
genuine.
671
00:26:44,429 --> 00:26:45,782
I had my butterflies in my stomach
672
00:26:45,806 --> 00:26:47,307
before I kissed you.
673
00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:50,978
I thought those had been
engineered out of me!
674
00:26:51,061 --> 00:26:52,521
And I did it because I wanted to,
675
00:26:52,604 --> 00:26:53,730
not because I had to.
676
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,691
I knew it.
677
00:26:55,774 --> 00:26:57,693
I knew that you liked me.
678
00:26:59,278 --> 00:27:01,864
Yeah.
679
00:27:01,947 --> 00:27:03,341
I probably should have
copped to that earlier,
680
00:27:03,365 --> 00:27:05,826
but I don't know, my
training and everything?
681
00:27:05,909 --> 00:27:07,536
No.
682
00:27:07,619 --> 00:27:09,997
No, no, no.
683
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,833
I'm glad you didn't.
684
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,502
Because to be honest,
685
00:27:15,586 --> 00:27:19,256
it allowed me to play the
sadsack wounded little bird
686
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:20,966
who you'd tell everything to.
687
00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:26,847
You were so caught up
in my feelings, Jer,
688
00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:28,807
you kind of let your guard down.
689
00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:32,144
You see, we do have a TTD.
690
00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:35,105
And we're not out of Cameronium.
691
00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:38,901
And you just told me
how, when, and where
692
00:27:38,984 --> 00:27:40,193
to get more.
693
00:27:40,277 --> 00:27:41,987
Fuck.
694
00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:45,407
As fucked up as those
people are out there,
695
00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:48,827
they never lied to me
about who they are.
696
00:27:48,911 --> 00:27:50,537
And your whole pod person
697
00:27:50,621 --> 00:27:53,373
perfect society
population control thing?
698
00:27:53,457 --> 00:27:55,208
Well, that shit is just scary.
699
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:58,545
I'm fighting for their
future, not yours.
700
00:27:58,629 --> 00:28:00,881
So why don't you contemplate that
701
00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:02,257
in the next 30 sec...
702
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:07,137
All right, we're almost out of time.
703
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,765
We're gonna need, we need...
704
00:28:09,848 --> 00:28:12,017
Look at that.
705
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,936
You get everything we needed?
706
00:28:14,019 --> 00:28:14,937
Yeah.
707
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:18,357
I got it, everything.
708
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,775
Good.
709
00:28:19,858 --> 00:28:21,485
Well, looks like she won't be playing
710
00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:23,278
any more head games with us.
711
00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,114
Too soon.
712
00:28:27,199 --> 00:28:28,492
This is Lamar Price saying
713
00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:31,370
your time is up, Josh Futterman.
714
00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:32,788
The fuck, Tiger.
715
00:28:32,871 --> 00:28:34,665
She exploded early.
716
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:35,874
Yeah, it's Gamma Protocol.
717
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,518
It's always like give or take a minute.
718
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:38,669
Tiger, Josh!
719
00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:40,837
We're going to take a picture down here.
720
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,965
Bring Jeri if she's feeling up to it.
721
00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:49,805
Be right there!
722
00:28:49,888 --> 00:28:52,432
I know how to get more Cameronium.
723
00:28:52,516 --> 00:28:54,643
But we've got to get out of here fast.
724
00:28:54,726 --> 00:28:57,729
Just... just give me a minute.
725
00:28:57,813 --> 00:28:58,981
Yeah.
726
00:28:59,064 --> 00:29:02,025
And you should probably... you know.
727
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,652
Yeah, yeah.
728
00:29:15,324 --> 00:29:20,324
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