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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,325 Luciana... isn't your shift at two? 2 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,427 I changed it! I've got to go to the dentist. 3 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,404 That errand boy again. Luciana, is he courting you? 4 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,270 ...Just think! An errand boy. - Well, he's not that ugly! 5 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,744 - But he's still an errand boy! - Elena's right! 6 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,273 Stop it! You're one of those who stare straight at people on the street! 7 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:36,185 Well, one day I'll catch someone... I won't to end up like Marta! 8 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:40,317 - How did she end up? - Now she's his concubine! 9 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,155 - What!?! - A concubine! 10 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:46,563 Those who live together and don't get married! 11 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:51,366 I think she's right. At least they can't fire her! 12 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:56,633 Luciana, what do you prefer? Being a concubine or waiting to get married? 13 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,374 I've got to get off! 14 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:03,137 Luciana, where are you going? What's she doing, is she mad? 15 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,695 I can't understand the reason why we didn't go by train! 16 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:52,356 Where is the handbag? 17 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,627 - Mum, what's going on here? - The orange flowers! 18 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:59,001 - Dad, what a party pooper you are! ...we wouldn't have been on time! 19 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:02,232 It would have been much better... I'm telling you! 20 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:29,166 - You look great! - But why did you leave the van there! 21 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,370 Nobody will see it, so don't exaggerate. 22 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,962 I'm a bag of nerves! 23 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:40,069 - Why aren't you wearing your waistcoat? - But I'd die from the heat! 24 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,571 - So we could have saved 3,000 lire, right? - What are we waiting for? 25 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:48,549 We're ready, the reverend's waiting for us! 26 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,590 - And the witnesses? - They should already be here. 27 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:57,119 ...you're definitely sure everything's proper? - Dad, let's not start again, alright! 28 00:04:57,196 --> 00:05:03,624 Of course Mr. Gino, I did the same thing. - You couldn't wait? 29 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:08,631 - Well, I could. But... my woman... - But because here, thank God... 30 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:18,141 Look! The reverend knows that Renzo's in the same condition as me. 31 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:21,745 We don't speak about the young lady. - Whereas you try to speak about her. 32 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,989 But Gino, the priests will immediately understand 33 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:30,223 that the women don't want to have babies, and since the sacrament isn't valid... 34 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,959 At least the jacket! 35 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:42,334 Luciana, Giuseppe Antonicelli and Mario... what's your last name? 36 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,502 - I'll say it to the priest! Relax! - Nice to met you 37 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,638 You're sure they'll say nothing to nobody? 38 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,446 Who cares? They're from the other side of the city! 39 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,146 So let's go because I've got overtime at 2! 40 00:05:56,589 --> 00:06:01,925 What a wedding! They didn't even let them off overtime! 41 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:20,101 - If they can't marry, why not wait? - And if something happens? 42 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:24,412 You see who's thinking negatively?! And then the marriage isn't valid if... 43 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:30,019 Dad's not at all well, all he does is repeat the same words! 44 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,048 What's he got, arteriosclerosis! 45 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,342 How wonderful! 46 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:34,716 - Luciana, do you want a pill? - No, no nothing. It'll pass! 47 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,755 I ate an ice cream, it must have been that. 48 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,552 Look, the book-keeper! 49 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,601 Is it you that asked to swop shifts today? 50 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,344 - Yes, the dentist... - But the public dentist 51 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,905 isn't open at 2. 52 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:09,113 I've already been treated by my father's dentist friend. 53 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,146 - Why? - Because he's good! 54 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:15,192 - And the drill? Doesn't it scare you? - Sure! 55 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:17,319 Those medical types... and women. 56 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,129 - Molar? - What? 57 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,399 Ah... yes, one of those big ones... 58 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,235 Let's have a little look. 59 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,281 Very good, go on. What time do you get off tonight? 60 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:45,286 - Seven. - Very good. 61 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:57,132 Careful... he must be one of those... Ask Marisa! 62 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,366 He looks like a silly sausage, but that's exactly the kind who are wolves! 63 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,269 - Unbelievable! - Well, somebody says its true... 64 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:08,410 ...he seems like a real wolf! - Ask Pinuccia... 65 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:12,575 - Pinuccia? - Oh, I'll just say: Be careful! 66 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:16,054 As if I'm waiting for him! I pray every night! 67 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:20,619 - Pinuccia? ...swear it's true! - I swear! 68 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:43,647 - Didn't you say you were going out? - It's late, and it seems like dad... 69 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,345 Well? What's the matter? 70 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,254 She asks if we want to go out 71 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:53,225 You can go out, I'll wait and play cards with my friends. 72 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,727 - Couldn't you not play tonight? - Why's that? 73 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,589 We've given up the room, can't we even play a game now? 74 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,726 Yes, but I'm talking tonight you could go over to the others'. 75 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,236 - But why? - Dad! You'll never understand anything! 76 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:12,002 She's the only man in the house! That's how they treat you! 77 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:15,013 Thank God you're here as well now! Here they are! 78 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,572 Gino, tell them what we said to the caretaker. 79 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:22,452 - But who believes I'm one of your lodgers? - They said we cost too much! 80 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:29,018 Don't be cheeky, you! I really want to see who sticks their nose in our house. 81 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,100 Good evening! 82 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:40,636 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Stomach ache. 83 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,009 The ice-cream that I have eaten this morning. 84 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,274 Shall we go out? 85 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,783 - Are you crazy? - What else is there? 86 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:56,078 - Well... Couldn't we go into the other room? - What? I'm embarrassed! 87 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:05,390 - Good evening everyone, we're going out! ...Good evening. 88 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,566 - They made up their minds, eh? - They had to. 89 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:15,630 - They're in the room! - Damn! My stuff! 90 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,311 It'd be better if I got my stuff out of there now... 91 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:26,581 - When are you going out in the morning? - I start work an hour before her. 92 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,486 So I'll leave the shoes here. 93 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,802 Ah! Talking of which... 94 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,070 Otherwise it'll start again... 95 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:56,578 Marisa! It's dad's medicine... Aren't you going to sleep? 96 00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:00,641 There's boxing on the telly! 97 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,646 Down with everybody! 98 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:19,233 I should have told Gigi to find a new room, and kept the old one, 99 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:24,408 or found another one myself. A boarding house would be better than here. 100 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,439 Right, and 20,000 lire would fly out the window every month. 101 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,380 Well, at least for these first days. 102 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:35,646 No, this means a little sacrifice, but we're together, and that's what counts. 103 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:42,718 As we've finished paying the furniture, we'll buy a flat. 104 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,665 And we'll have our honeymoon while we're on holiday from work. 105 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:51,999 A late honeymoon's really chic, you know? And then there are Sundays. 106 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:56,032 And Sunday... Wait a minute. 107 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,736 How wonderful... 108 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,074 - Still feel bad? - No, nausea. 109 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:42,984 - What kind of nausea? - I feel really scared, you know? 110 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:46,623 - Bloody hell... - Come on, it's not certain. 111 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,623 - You're really scared? - Yes. 112 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:59,270 - You told your mum? - Are you mad? They think that I... 113 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:04,172 ...well, we got married today... what do you want them to think? 114 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:10,215 - But if it's true, what will we do? - I don't want to think about it tonight. 115 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:19,222 Ah, good. I was just about to tell you. A little fresh air. 116 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:29,591 Ah... what lovely air! But what's that thing there? 117 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,396 - You've never seen it turned on? - Not me! 118 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:40,578 You'll get used to it. And we got a bargain, they're giving 10% off all their products. 119 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,181 - And when does it turn off? - Never. It goes on and off till daytime. 120 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:51,088 Luciana? Lilli's here and won't give me any peace, she wants to watch the tv! 121 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,556 I'm really sorry... 122 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,095 Renzo, tomorrow you've got to move the plug to the other room. 123 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:06,196 ...My parents kept the tv here in the room. - Damn, the park's better than this! 124 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:11,605 - Do me a favour: Stop it! - What do you mean, 'stop it'? I wanted... 125 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,077 ...where are you? 126 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,314 I'm here. 127 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:29,221 You're smaller than an 80 litre fridge... come here. 128 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,612 But don't they annoy you? 129 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,613 Shall we go out? 130 00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,655 Where? 131 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,484 To be out late! 132 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,959 Good idea, let's go dancing! 133 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,258 Wonderful! So no-one will realise when we return! 134 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,231 Sleep together will be wonderful! 135 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,716 It's finished? 136 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,296 - Are you alright? - Yes, sort of. 137 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:20,370 - Don't drink too much, eh? - Come on, it's watered! 138 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,641 See? She's been crying for half an hour. 139 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:33,148 - Don't watch them, you busybody. - Poor thing. 140 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,720 She's got a problem. 141 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,551 Why don't you think about our problems instead? 142 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:41,123 - We're so lucky! - You bet! Like a ship in a forest! 143 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:46,759 - What? You've been drinking! - No, I'm thinking about your nausea. 144 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:53,232 We said we wouldn't think about it tonight. That's enough, you've had 4, they're 600 lire. 145 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,239 - Come on... - No impromptu flowers, you know? 146 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:11,916 - We've spent enough. They might have stolen those flowers from the cemetery! 147 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:16,625 - And don't play the big man, Mr Engineer. - Yes, countess. 148 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:29,402 Anyway, you'll become a book-keeper. We'll see if you play truant in evening classes. 149 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,634 - Just tonight. - Only tonight. 150 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,542 But no more holidays from tomorrow. 151 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,127 - Let's go home! - Now? 152 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,359 Now! Everyone's sleeping now! 153 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,516 - Damn! - What? 154 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:18,712 Incredible! What are they up to? - Maybe they left the light on... 155 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:24,027 They're still watching the tv! I'll phone them, just watch! 156 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:33,937 What'll you say to them? While they're awake I'm not going up, get it? 157 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,303 I prefer to stay here! 158 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,007 ...Well? 159 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,310 Well... 160 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,713 - Come on, behave! - Oh, not even this? 161 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,299 On Sunday we'll get a room by the hour, I'm telling you! 162 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,327 Sunday? Wonderful! 163 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,300 What are you looking at? We're married! 164 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,573 Come off it! Oh, what a great life! 165 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,273 I thought it was you! 166 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,377 - No drill today? - No... 167 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,481 He's not here? 168 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,176 - Who? - The dentist. 169 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,084 Or the person you call "the dentist". - Why, do you think? 170 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,452 I swear I asked to change shifts because I really 171 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,480 had to go to the... - to the dentist. 172 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,957 - So no escapades - No sir, nothing. 173 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,390 You're telling me you don't have a boyfriend, not even a little flirtation? 174 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:10,493 Well... it wouldn't be bad. My job contract says I can't get married but... 175 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,131 - Exactly... you have a boyfriend. - No. 176 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,233 - No boyfriend? - No, none. 177 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,469 - No little flirtation? - No, no. 178 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,635 - Nothing? - Nothing. 179 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,424 See what a lovely thing I've brought you. 180 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,727 Bravo! 181 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:46,261 May I present Ferrario the lawyer, Miss Simonetta Rosi. 182 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,500 This young lady is one of our best employees. 183 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:51,600 - I can see that! - Enrico, don't start. 184 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:57,012 I vouch for him as a the lawyer, but as for the rest... You can treat him really badly. 185 00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,277 Let's have a nice swim! 186 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,718 No, no I've just eaten, and then I was leaving. 187 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,517 Wait a minute, while I refresh myself. 188 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,223 - Fantastic! - Really? Well, good day! 189 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,695 - Young lady? One moment! Where are you running off to? 190 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,566 I've got to go, I've got to call... I've got a date with one of my girfriends. 191 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,403 - Boyfriend? - Girlfriend. 192 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:28,446 This young lady's hiding something from me... Iook at how you've turned red! 193 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:32,550 - As I told you, I've got to go because I've... 194 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,744 - You have a car? - No. 195 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:36,481 - I'll give you a lift. - Thank you, Mr Book-keeper, 196 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,422 you're very kind, but... alright, wait, I'm going to make a call. 197 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:48,523 Act as if nothing's happened and walk behind me! 198 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:57,139 - Poor Osvaldo, you're out of luck today. - I'm unlucky, dear! 199 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:02,544 - You only had to say you had company. - I'm an idiot, alright? 200 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:05,209 I had the impression he suspected something, 201 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:11,314 - You've no idea what he's like! - But all he wanted was to have a chat! 202 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,492 So, what shall we do? I haven't found a room nearby. 203 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:19,391 Not even a hole in the wall! - So where will we go? 204 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:22,696 Well, we have to find a room in the centre, or we'll stay here. 205 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:28,000 I leaved the van in the parking lot, if the book-keeper sees it I will be in trouble. 206 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,734 Trouble with the van is all we need. 207 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:32,710 Alright, I'll go and move it, but let me rest a moment. 208 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,631 Here the book-keeper's bound to see us. 209 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,471 And then I've got to go and say hello to him, get the costume and the towel! 210 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:07,740 Say hello to him, get your stuff and leave with me. 211 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,979 We're losing our common sense! You can go with whoever you like, just don't get 212 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:17,216 married and don't get pregnant. - But since I'm married, and probably... 213 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:23,223 It's seems incredible to end up in front of the personnel manager. 214 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:29,030 - So tell me, what it should be done now. - I want to go home right now, 215 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:34,232 and if he wants to give me a lift that'd be fine. In the meantime you go ahead with the van. 216 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:38,532 Look... you don't want the personnel manager to see you with the errand boy... 217 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:44,377 You're really stupid, you know? Look! I'll introduce you to the book-keeper. 218 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:49,080 - Stop rushing! Come on! Wait!! - I'm not waiting for anything, you'll see... 219 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:54,519 But why are you angry, Luciana? Wait! Maybe you're right! 220 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,388 Look, I'll see you at home! 221 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,464 Miss Luciana! 222 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:08,264 - Oh, you did it? - Ah! Congratulations! 223 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,085 - Get out of here. - What do you want?!? 224 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:25,282 - And don't be boring! - But why am I annoying you?! 225 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,484 I told you to leave, so do it! 226 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,686 But you'll see she'll come back soon. 227 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:35,325 - We never worried about Luciana! - Oh, really? 228 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:43,198 ...as long as nothing has happened... 229 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:46,608 Something will happen when she gets home, two lovely slaps for sure! 230 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:51,380 - A 1 '300. You think it's Luciana? - Luciana's never known 231 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:56,251 anybody with a 1 '300. - She knows someone... damn that light! 232 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,253 Didn't you say that she would come on her own later? 233 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:04,690 Mum, you're worse than dad, you're always repeating yourself! 234 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:07,054 Mum, I'm hungry! 235 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:11,296 - We'll wait for Luciana!! - She's back. I saw her from the window! 236 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,103 - Renzo, where are you going? 237 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,534 - Gino, you tell him... - What? 238 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:21,140 - Renzo wants to give Luciana a slap! - Alright. 239 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:26,206 You wanted her to get married, didn't you? So it's right that he can slap her now! 240 00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:29,146 Renzo! Don't make trouble! 241 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:32,286 - Where are you going? - Out. If not I'd smack you in the face!! 242 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,417 - Luciana!! Come up! - Oh, mum! 243 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:37,957 Renzo, where are you off to? Stop! 244 00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:41,561 Renzo! You know what happened to me! 245 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:45,503 He said: 'Come on! Let's go to the lakes! ' 246 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:48,204 I didn't know how to stop him. 247 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:51,241 Then I had a great idea: I pretended to feel sick, 248 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,540 I writhed about. If not, it would have finished badly! 249 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:58,482 You and Marisa were right, he's a real... lets go home Renzo! 250 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,581 - One! - Two! 251 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:02,913 Two. 252 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,541 At least let me see which film it is! 253 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:30,106 Oh... Vampires! Boring! 254 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,741 - You used to like them. - And now they annoy me! 255 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:37,450 - You're not jealous, are you?!? - Don't be ridiculous... 256 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,515 Isn't it just great to be alone at home on Sunday... 257 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,961 I had fear... - I was nervous! 258 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:50,465 ...but you know you're an idiot! Jealous of the book-keeper, get away! 259 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:54,197 So what does this book-keeper want? 260 00:27:56,174 --> 00:28:01,407 I told you... but even if he was Marlon Brando he wouldn't matter to me at all... 261 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,643 Because you're my wolf! - Sure I am... 262 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:11,048 You know, though I was forced to say I felt sick, 263 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:14,547 I really did feel sick. - Again?!? 264 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:18,628 Well... badly no, but not that good either... 265 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:22,625 But maybe it's not that thing, since I never feel really really sick! 266 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,301 - And how are you now? - Fine. 267 00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:37,544 We did well to come here, at least we're alone for a while. 268 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:43,513 Pull me up, now the vampire frees itself!!! 269 00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,649 How wonderful! 270 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,490 Here's the wolf!! 271 00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:19,217 - How's your health, young lady? - Good, thanks. 272 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,452 I'm glad. I heard you weren't that well. 273 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:28,061 Actually, I didn't feel well yesterday, but now I... 274 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:37,465 - And you've never suffered from dizziness? - No... 275 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:42,412 Could you be expecting? 276 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:47,746 Meaning that I can tell nothing, but it could be the first month of pregnancy, and so... 277 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:53,447 - You're saying? - No, young lady, it's you who's got to say it. 278 00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:56,119 So, it's completely impossible? 279 00:29:56,194 --> 00:30:00,358 - I'm not married. - I know, but that doesn't mean... 280 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:04,557 So, you don't think you could be expecting. - No, no, no! I don't think so. 281 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:11,369 It's better if you're not. It could be a digestive disturbance. It's been very hot lately. 282 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:17,412 I want you to come back in 10 days, we'll see if it's worth you visiting one of my colleagues. 283 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:21,976 As you know, I'm obliged to inform the personnel manager about all pregnancies. 284 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:28,755 - I know, but as I'm not pregnant... - Agreed, as far as you are so sure. 285 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:35,054 Come back in 10 days. If everything's alright we'll think about a tonic cure, alright? 286 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:45,133 I'll write on the report: To be seen again on July 24th. A lot can happen in 10 days. 287 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:56,812 - Aren't you coming to eat? - I don't feel like it. 288 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:04,125 - What's up? Why won't you eat? - I'm not hungry. What's wrong with that? 289 00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:07,360 - You've argued again, eh? - No. 290 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:13,028 - She'll be tired, she won't feel well... - Luciana's always been fine! 291 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:15,699 And today she doesn't feel well. She was sick in the factory too! 292 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:18,971 What are all these secrets! If she feels sick, she'll tell us. 293 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:26,177 Luciana... she's got the idea she's... well, yes... 294 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:33,319 I don't like this! So it means you're married... 295 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,493 Marisa, go and make a cup of camomile tea for Luciana. 296 00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:39,018 What's camomile tea got to do with it, she says she's pregnant? 297 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,993 What happened, happened. What can we do, go to court? 298 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:48,437 We're married. And it's not even certain. 299 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:55,137 Certain or not, it's clear you're a ignorant scoundrel, because now it's goodbye job, 300 00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:58,444 goodbye plans and everything else. - Dad! 301 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:02,984 Let's wait before getting angry... - Wait for what? 302 00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:05,388 So, may we know how far you're gone? 303 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:12,996 - If it's true, a month... - Congratulations! I'm not saying anything. 304 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:20,234 I'm sure you'll lose Luciana's job, with a kid to support. 305 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:28,143 Of course, if there was something to be done... 306 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:46,219 My dear child, why didn't you tell me first? 307 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:53,193 Have you ever tried a hot mustard bath? Or a boiling foot-bath? 308 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:58,403 We can get some advice from Aunt Armida... 309 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:08,414 I'm not pregnant, I'm not pregnant!! - Honestly? 310 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,717 We were scared for no reason. Everything's alright! 311 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:15,491 We'll be really careful from now on. 312 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:16,993 Well done darling, I'm really happy! 313 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,430 Leave me alone, idiot! Go away! 314 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:24,696 - Come with me! - And them? 315 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,601 I said come with me. You too. 316 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:28,629 Listen, Mr Book-keeper, I was joking! 317 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:31,437 We don't know each other, get it? What does it matter if they fire you? 318 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:34,639 Better to lose your wages than mine. And then they must give you a leaving-bonus! 319 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:51,789 Please take a seat, young lady. 320 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:59,194 So, it was the first time he harassed you. 321 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:01,399 Yes, I had hardly ever seen him! 322 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:05,474 I told you Mr Book-keeper, I was joking, indeed... a mistake. 323 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:09,737 - I was there getting the boxes and... - Shut up! You're fired without notice! 324 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:16,108 ...So fire me. - Listen, if you fire him without notice I resign! 325 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:19,579 ...Because I don't think it's fair. - What? Do you? 326 00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:25,356 He was wrong to play a joke, but the last thing I want 327 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:28,164 is to cause such harm! 328 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,026 - He might have a family... - Young lady, you are too kind. 329 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:37,301 You'll have your bonus money, but you'll never set foot in here again, get it? 330 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:42,011 Now you can go and thank the young lady for being so generous. Out, out! 331 00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:47,515 Out! 332 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,323 And you didn't want him to be fired? 333 00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:02,025 If it was up to me he'd never find another job, the lout. 334 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:06,059 He'd learn to keep his hands to himself. I'll write his references! 335 00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,234 - Renzo! - Where are you going?!? 336 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,637 Renzo, come here! 337 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:16,039 I'm bored. I can't go on taking this poison every day. 338 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:17,741 Come here you! 339 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:21,451 You know what I'm going to say Mr Book-keeper? This lout 340 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:24,683 is my husband, so now you can fire me as well. 341 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:29,523 We could stay spinsters to keep you company at swimming pools on Sundays! 342 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:36,757 We'll both be unemployed, but with two leaving-bonuses... 343 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:39,635 We'll get a foot on the housing ladder, 344 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,662 and we'll buy the fridge as well! - Well, there's plenty of time for the fridge... 345 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,641 - Get out of here! - With pleasure! 346 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,671 A little courage is all it takes! 347 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:56,210 When I realised that with the money from the two bonuses we could get a home, 348 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,620 I could have fainted for joy! How wonderful! 349 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,586 You'll see, it'll all be fine. 350 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:27,676 Hey, you! 351 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:40,127 - Oh, it's you. - Beppe!! 352 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:42,997 I thought it was you! Did I see you here yesterday morning? 353 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,197 I live near here now. I'm in the new co-operative housing. 354 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:49,104 - Ah, nice houses! - Well, a bit far from work. 355 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:54,200 I'm not at the biscuit factory any more. I'm a nightwatchman. 6,000 more, you know? 356 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:59,648 Lucky you! But how do you sleep in the day? 357 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:03,948 It's not for life! I'll take the book-keeping diploma within a year! 358 00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:08,618 - And your wife? - The distance from work's a lot for her too. 359 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:12,652 I go to bed, my wife gets up. - Means she keeps the bed warm for you! 360 00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:17,060 - Kids? - It's still early days! 361 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:21,595 - We've got to pay for the house and stuff. - You're right. It's gone really well for you. 362 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,436 - Well, yes it has! Ciao, then? - Ciao 363 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,262 - Raining? - Not now. 364 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,224 They've already turned it on, wonderful! 365 00:38:34,578 --> 00:38:36,546 You found out nothing about the course? 366 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:40,243 I went to the school last night, but it's hopeless. 367 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,452 Morning lessons start at 8, and who can start then? 368 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,583 - The afternoons? - They start too late. 369 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:55,694 - So you'll miss the year. - Well, I hope not. I'll to study on my own 370 00:38:55,733 --> 00:39:00,033 and then I could have private lessons. - It's important, love. 371 00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:03,596 I know, I know. 372 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:10,012 - It's gone so well so far. We're so lucky. In two years the loans will be sorted. 373 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:13,710 23 months. I did the calculation... - Give it to me, please! 374 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:19,186 Did you calculate the installments for the cooker? 375 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,550 Yes. 376 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:27,553 If we don't go on holiday this year we'll pay it off in 20 months. 377 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:33,567 - Don't we want to go to Venice? - Venice won't go away! 378 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:03,064 Are you mad? Do you know the time? 379 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:09,597 I'll make you late! 380 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:15,278 What's open? I feel a draught! 381 00:40:15,312 --> 00:40:19,339 Nothing, I just aired the room! I'll close it now. 382 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:47,735 Sunday... we'll spend all of Sunday in bed. How wonderful! 383 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,616 See you this evening! 384 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,469 Wait a minute! Wait! 385 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:05,106 I really like Rome, folks! 386 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:10,636 It's great here, it's a pleasure to work here, what fun it is! 387 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:17,520 Be quiet, they're shooting a film! 388 00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:21,088 This happens everyday in Rome, everywhere. 389 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:22,719 Hercules! 390 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:25,561 I'll deal with him! 391 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:31,758 They put everything into these cigarettes! 392 00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:35,401 - Take her, I can't carry her! - Don't worry, miss. 393 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:58,260 If I weren't around to keep everyone happy, it'd be... 394 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,227 a disaster here. 395 00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:14,043 Only one man's not happy with me. 396 00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:15,677 Here he is. 397 00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:18,981 This is a better shot. 398 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:22,313 You know what he does almost every night? 399 00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:25,952 You should be ashamed of yourselves! 400 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:29,618 Get married before doing these things! 401 00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:31,992 Follow the elephants' example, 402 00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:35,224 when they mate they go and hide in the jungle! 403 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:39,093 You filthy rascals! 404 00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:07,129 You dirty beasts! 405 00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:08,623 Turn that light off! 406 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:16,337 You perverts! 407 00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:19,198 - Here he is again. - Don't get out, sir. 408 00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:20,733 No, I have to speak to him. 409 00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:24,010 Why do you always come here? 410 00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,207 - You're asking me?! - Shame on you! 411 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,308 You should be ashamed! 412 00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:32,012 This is a public place, people come here to walk! 413 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:35,958 This is Rome, the cradle of civilization! 414 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:39,195 I thought this was Tokyo! 415 00:46:39,396 --> 00:46:40,693 You're turning it into a brothel! 416 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:46,660 How gross! You should behave like men and not beasts on heat! 417 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,130 Go away! 418 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:52,709 I'm going, I'm going! But you haven't heard the last of me! 419 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:12,386 Officer, those two are getting away! 420 00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:15,289 Can't they see I'm doing it for their own good? 421 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:34,109 I order you to close the curtain! 422 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:41,047 Go home, spend your money in a better way 423 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:43,293 instead of seeing this filth! 424 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,628 He really is crazy, isn't he? 425 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:50,625 Now I'll show you what he did last year! 426 00:47:51,235 --> 00:47:56,571 There was a Swiss amateur photographer that caught the whole scene on film. 427 00:49:25,329 --> 00:49:28,924 This is where our story begins. 428 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,733 One fine day, Mr. Mazzuolo... 429 00:49:32,669 --> 00:49:35,331 Can you make a donation for prisoners? Thanks. 430 00:49:44,214 --> 00:49:46,478 - Good morning, sir. - Good work, Mazzuolo. 431 00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:50,179 Get a move on. 432 00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:07,733 I've had a stitch for three days. Could it be the radioactivity? 433 00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:24,320 - Thanks for your help. - Cover yourself, madam! 434 00:50:27,157 --> 00:50:29,717 See you on Saturday... and Monday. 435 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,231 Really! 436 00:50:38,635 --> 00:50:40,159 What a disgrace! 437 00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:42,805 Filth shouldn't be displayed in public, or be for sale! 438 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,540 Dear Mazzuolo, what's going wrong? 439 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:49,101 Look how bad things have got! Women in all sort of positions! 440 00:50:49,279 --> 00:50:51,747 The trouble is that everyone can bring them home. 441 00:50:52,749 --> 00:50:54,580 Young people, children... 442 00:50:54,818 --> 00:50:58,379 - Calm down! - You've got a nerve! 443 00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:03,085 Good work, Mazzuolo! I fully agree with you! 444 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:04,616 Give me 1,000 liras. 445 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:09,156 I already did this at another news-stand! 446 00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:10,666 This is how I calm down! 447 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:21,509 One doesn't know what to do anymore to stop this tide drawing nearer! 448 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:26,304 I finished that essay, I called it "Filth in art." 449 00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:30,583 Let me read it, I'll publish it right away. 450 00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:32,988 The boys are ready for the prize-giving ceremony. 451 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,459 Excuse me, I must go! 452 00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:42,794 You have my support, you're an exemplary citizen. 453 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:48,027 Try and speak properly, you mumble. You call yourself a boy scout? 454 00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:11,188 A special mention for the scout that saved a woman who fell while climbing. 455 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:22,996 A Baden Powell certificate goes to the scout that caught a badger 456 00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:28,568 that caused damage to the camp's corn supplies. 457 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:37,685 A silver medal goes to the scout that set a new record 458 00:52:38,188 --> 00:52:40,122 in the "Silent Night" competition. 459 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:54,498 The dangers you face up to are very serious... 460 00:52:55,605 --> 00:53:01,100 but there's an even bigger danger that is insidious and treacherous. 461 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:05,709 You are wondering what this danger is. 462 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:09,483 There was a very important episode in my life of which I'm the protagonist. 463 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:13,956 - The what? - The Protagonist! 464 00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:19,422 In 1913, I was 15 years old, 465 00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:22,424 and I was one of the first boy scouts in Italy. 466 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,530 I had a very good friend then, 467 00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:32,669 he died in China last year. 468 00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:43,017 One summer, I was a guest at his aunt's house. 469 00:53:43,453 --> 00:53:49,221 Nature had provided this woman only with materialistic gifts. 470 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:56,289 One muggy afternoon, she decided to have a rest in our room. 471 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:01,567 My good friend's wretched relative, 472 00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:05,471 thought I was sleeping, so she began to undress. 473 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,104 But I wasn't sleeping. 474 00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:12,975 A demon appeared before my eyes. 475 00:54:13,483 --> 00:54:15,246 I closed my eyes... 476 00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,146 Behave yourselves! 477 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:26,187 Stay in line! Stay in line! 478 00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:44,376 Over this way, over here! 479 00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:48,984 Go on, go on. Over here. More, more. Over here... 480 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,312 Can you get out of the way? 481 00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:56,150 We are ready! 482 00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:10,397 Stop! Easy now. Down, go on! 483 00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:21,274 - Hey, what are you looking out?? - I'm going, I'm going! 484 00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:22,440 Excuse him Reverend! 485 00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:24,453 Is it for a film? - No, it's milk. 486 00:55:57,721 --> 00:56:00,918 "DRINK" 487 00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:04,585 "MILK" 488 00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:22,945 Turn on now! 489 00:56:25,982 --> 00:56:29,418 Excuse me, can you be quiet? 490 00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:33,946 Let's play our song! 491 00:57:30,747 --> 00:57:34,342 Who's in charge here? I'll turn back to Milan 492 00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:54,468 "Drink more milk!" 493 00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:05,580 Hurrah for Anita Ekberg! 494 00:58:11,387 --> 00:58:14,220 - Come away from here. - Ok, ok! 495 00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:28,427 - Is that billboard staying there? - I don't understand. 496 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:33,575 This is a public place. Children and elderly people come here... 497 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:36,406 Where do you want to put it? In the cellar? 498 00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:41,747 - I realise you have orders to follow. - I'm working. 499 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,597 Come on, stop it! 500 00:59:34,103 --> 00:59:36,469 Take the boys away, now! 501 00:59:41,010 --> 00:59:43,001 Forward march! 502 00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:44,444 - Ehi, you, come here! - Me? 503 00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:46,277 I need to talk to you. 504 00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:49,341 I've already asked one of your men, are you in charge? 505 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:56,224 I understand you have your duty to do. 506 00:59:56,359 --> 01:00:00,693 But you also have moral duties, that billboard is clearly obscene. 507 01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:03,655 It's obvious when you look at it. 508 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:08,101 - What's wrong with it? - The pose, the dress, everything. 509 01:00:08,504 --> 01:00:11,496 I know we are all men and we are aware of certain things... 510 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:17,104 her pose is so obviously erotic, sensual... it's a disgrace! 511 01:00:18,247 --> 01:00:23,241 I live there and you're putting that up right in front of my windows. 512 01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:27,984 It's all above board, we got authorization. 513 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:32,650 You are being an accomplice in this very serious matter. 514 01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:37,290 You must do something! Cover her up! 515 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:40,063 If it's more work for you, then I'll pay for it. 516 01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:44,731 But if we cover her up a bit, her beauty will be hidden. 517 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,570 You consider her beautiful? 518 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,304 How can you call that filth?! 519 01:00:55,184 --> 01:00:58,244 Foreman, workmen! Are you leaving? 520 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,315 Listen to me, this is an order! 521 01:01:02,091 --> 01:01:03,718 You can't leave that like that! 522 01:01:05,628 --> 01:01:07,220 Stop! 523 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:35,716 My complaint has already been reported. 524 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,616 The authorization can be withdrawn with your help. 525 01:01:38,828 --> 01:01:41,763 There's a lot of filth in private, do we want to make it public? 526 01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:46,291 Do we want to build monuments to sex? Triumphal arches for whores? 527 01:01:46,669 --> 01:01:47,761 Forgive me, sir. 528 01:01:47,804 --> 01:01:50,705 What position is the model in? 529 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:54,470 A filthy one, believe me! Really filthy! 530 01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:59,145 If you'll allow me to, I'll show you the pose. 531 01:01:59,682 --> 01:02:02,549 She's lying down... 532 01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:04,449 with her legs together and... 533 01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:10,949 I'll be there tomorrow. 534 01:02:13,296 --> 01:02:18,290 Sorry, maybe I'm overdoing it but I'm trying to describe the indescribable. 535 01:02:18,634 --> 01:02:20,192 The neck-line is way too low... 536 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:24,231 With the her motherly attributes bared to the sun! 537 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,168 I swear on my honour, I'm not kidding. 538 01:02:27,343 --> 01:02:31,006 Look, it's like this. 539 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,273 - And her legs? - They're naked and huge! 540 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:37,010 I live in a flat which has five windows. 541 01:02:37,553 --> 01:02:40,522 Just think that only the legs take up all the windows. 542 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:45,126 What about her expression? Is it disturbing or provocative? 543 01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:48,425 We need to describe all the details. 544 01:02:48,564 --> 01:02:53,092 - In what way is she tempting? - She has a wild look about her. 545 01:02:53,402 --> 01:02:56,496 They are several types of tempting expressions. 546 01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:58,597 There's appetizing allure... 547 01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:06,009 like the American style, used to advertise products like... 548 01:03:06,983 --> 01:03:11,352 flowers, sandwiches, aperitifs and drinks. 549 01:03:11,687 --> 01:03:14,952 That is often a very innocent kind. 550 01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:21,186 Then there's the French style allure, which is disheartening. 551 01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:23,755 In this kind, the product... have a seat. 552 01:03:24,267 --> 01:03:29,762 The product is advertised in a sly way. 553 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:36,604 It says one thing, but we realize that it actually refers to something else. 554 01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:40,706 Or the advert shows us the product which is to be enjoyed... 555 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:44,311 but the picture hints at a different kind of enjoyment. 556 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:50,054 Then, there's the Turkish sort of allure. 557 01:03:51,727 --> 01:03:55,720 Look at this wretched Stella Orionis. 558 01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:59,364 Here she is in a typical oriental situation. 559 01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:04,139 Here, woman falls down to the lowest level of animality. 560 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:08,207 - Who's taken the other one? - You took them home... 561 01:04:08,411 --> 01:04:10,641 Like animals, believe me. 562 01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:13,638 Yes, but my case goes beyond that. 563 01:04:13,749 --> 01:04:17,981 This is an offence to the most sacred function of maternity: Breastfeeding. 564 01:04:18,154 --> 01:04:22,989 Not even animals do that. That billboard must be banned! 565 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:26,151 Each passing hour augments the damage to morality. 566 01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:31,533 My friend, if only I could... but I'm surrounded by cowards. 567 01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:35,103 But one step at a time... 568 01:04:47,116 --> 01:04:50,085 ...what matters is that they agree in Milan. 569 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:56,456 Thank you for being so bold in bringing this to our attention. 570 01:04:57,159 --> 01:05:00,128 - Do you still need us? - No, you can go. 571 01:05:00,196 --> 01:05:01,663 See Mr. Mazzuolo out. 572 01:05:19,615 --> 01:05:23,244 Drink more milk. Milk is good for you. 573 01:05:23,286 --> 01:05:27,347 Milk is good for you, whatever your age! 574 01:05:42,518 --> 01:05:46,386 Drink more milk, it's an Italian product. 575 01:05:46,422 --> 01:05:50,256 It's the best remedy for all ages. 576 01:06:03,439 --> 01:06:09,241 Days go by, weeks go by... but the scandal continues. 577 01:06:09,678 --> 01:06:12,476 That obscene billboard continues to spread poison, 578 01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:16,117 which is more harmful than radioactive fall-out. 579 01:06:17,453 --> 01:06:21,389 From my window, I can see the passers-by that are shocked. 580 01:06:22,591 --> 01:06:26,288 They stop in front of the billboard as if they are about to faint. 581 01:06:27,830 --> 01:06:32,290 And so, they interrupt their healthy and regenerating walk 582 01:06:33,135 --> 01:06:36,400 and the rhythm of their daily routine. 583 01:06:37,239 --> 01:06:40,106 For this reason, I say this must stop! 584 01:07:43,939 --> 01:07:45,634 Excuse me. 585 01:07:48,810 --> 01:07:50,607 Ehi, sacristy! 586 01:07:52,948 --> 01:07:56,349 Can you tell the Monsignor that Mr. Mazzuolo is here? 587 01:07:56,685 --> 01:07:59,279 The Monsignor is resting, the secretary can help you. 588 01:08:26,615 --> 01:08:28,879 Here it is. I make no comment. 589 01:08:29,217 --> 01:08:31,549 Just look at how disgraceful it is. 590 01:08:32,554 --> 01:08:35,216 Observe her dress and her pose. 591 01:08:36,124 --> 01:08:38,285 Look at the people... 592 01:08:39,528 --> 01:08:44,295 There aren't many people here now, but there usually are, of all ages. 593 01:08:44,733 --> 01:08:49,796 It's a pity that the Monsignor wasn't able to come, 594 01:08:50,806 --> 01:08:52,296 but you can report this to him. 595 01:08:52,774 --> 01:08:58,110 When you report this to him, he will take drastic action. 596 01:08:58,547 --> 01:09:01,607 We already know about this image. 597 01:09:01,650 --> 01:09:02,480 Good. 598 01:09:08,223 --> 01:09:10,851 So, what are you going to... 599 01:09:24,606 --> 01:09:26,574 And this is what they call the Italian Summer? 600 01:09:50,532 --> 01:09:54,366 Who do you want? Me, her or that one up there? 601 01:09:55,604 --> 01:09:58,539 All those who are honest, all those who are pure, 602 01:09:59,141 --> 01:10:02,668 all those who love moral integrity, 603 01:10:03,345 --> 01:10:06,178 and the dignity of human values, are on our side! 604 01:10:06,448 --> 01:10:09,212 We'll shout "Shame on you!" 605 01:10:09,551 --> 01:10:12,145 In a few days' time, 606 01:10:12,187 --> 01:10:15,315 that awful billboard, that horrendous enchantress, 607 01:10:15,424 --> 01:10:17,790 as in the days of the golden calf, 608 01:10:17,826 --> 01:10:21,887 has gathered around itself all the corruption of this city. 609 01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:26,834 I'm confronted with a terrible sight. What an orgy of obscenity. 610 01:10:27,335 --> 01:10:31,601 Babylon, watch out for the rain of fire! 611 01:11:01,636 --> 01:11:04,332 I'm defending the integrity of the family! 612 01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:07,538 I'm defending moral values! 613 01:11:11,847 --> 01:11:13,678 I'll cause a scandal! 614 01:11:19,254 --> 01:11:20,846 I want the guards! 615 01:11:24,526 --> 01:11:26,221 Arrest me! 616 01:11:26,428 --> 01:11:30,262 I'm ordering you to arrest me! This will end up in the papers! 617 01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:34,396 An honest man prefers jail to this corrupt freedom! 618 01:11:36,738 --> 01:11:37,932 Watch out downstairs! 619 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:58,784 - Why did they cover it up? - We did it. 620 01:11:58,894 --> 01:12:02,125 - Mr. Mazzuolo wanted it covered up. - Why? 621 01:12:02,330 --> 01:12:05,766 - It was photographic. - Pornographic, you idiot! 622 01:12:05,834 --> 01:12:07,734 It was the right thing to do. 623 01:12:07,803 --> 01:12:12,763 Things would be much better, if there were a thousand men like you in Italy. 624 01:12:14,776 --> 01:12:17,108 I had another vision last night. 625 01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:21,813 There was a rose and a little voice was saying, 626 01:12:21,850 --> 01:12:28,722 "Donatella, be good, be good..." 627 01:12:29,558 --> 01:12:34,586 Go away, the show's over! 628 01:12:41,736 --> 01:12:43,135 Thank you! 629 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:57,716 Where did you learn how to sing? 630 01:12:57,786 --> 01:13:01,278 Let me tell you a secret, even if Antonio will get angry. 631 01:13:01,489 --> 01:13:06,756 My dear brother was the one who made me love singing and art. 632 01:13:07,629 --> 01:13:10,257 If only you could hear how he sings. 633 01:13:10,699 --> 01:13:11,666 Please. 634 01:13:16,538 --> 01:13:20,440 - Come on! - Just one song! 635 01:13:20,809 --> 01:13:23,642 You really want me to torment you? All right, then. 636 01:13:28,216 --> 01:13:30,707 - I'll turn the pages. - Thanks, but I know it all by heart. 637 01:13:32,721 --> 01:13:35,349 What a brain! All by heart! 638 01:13:46,301 --> 01:13:48,701 He has a very delicate touch. 639 01:13:50,705 --> 01:13:52,263 Let's forget it. 640 01:13:52,741 --> 01:13:54,504 Sing! 641 01:13:58,446 --> 01:14:03,179 Come on, don't deny us this joyful moment which only art can give us! 642 01:14:03,218 --> 01:14:06,779 I agree and I notice Mazzuolo's bashfulness, 643 01:14:06,821 --> 01:14:09,289 which proves his kind-heartedness. 644 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,699 - What's the matter? - What is it? 645 01:14:34,582 --> 01:14:36,914 Don't worry, Antonio, you're fine. 646 01:14:37,819 --> 01:14:41,585 It must just be a little nervous breakdown. Nothing else. 647 01:15:06,448 --> 01:15:08,643 In what position was the person on the billboard? 648 01:15:12,253 --> 01:15:15,689 Blessed Sister Dorotea... 649 01:15:28,203 --> 01:15:30,296 Go to the window. 650 01:15:32,874 --> 01:15:34,205 Look at the billboard! 651 01:15:40,548 --> 01:15:41,674 What can you see? 652 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:44,548 - The water has uncovered it. - Isn't she doing this? 653 01:15:44,719 --> 01:15:48,211 Why should she be like that? It's the same as it was. 654 01:15:49,657 --> 01:15:51,591 Go to bed! 655 01:16:47,148 --> 01:16:48,445 Who is it? 656 01:16:49,684 --> 01:16:51,379 Who's there? 657 01:16:54,289 --> 01:16:56,382 Antonio, there's no one here. 658 01:16:57,225 --> 01:16:59,216 Fear is made from nothing. 659 01:17:02,697 --> 01:17:05,632 If you have a clear conscience, you needn't be scared. 660 01:17:19,881 --> 01:17:24,409 Who are you? Semiramis, Cleopatra or Taide? 661 01:17:24,652 --> 01:17:28,645 Poisonous evil spirit, whoever you are, be gone! 662 01:17:28,823 --> 01:17:35,558 Sink into the abyss of sin! Go away! I order you to go! 663 01:17:37,365 --> 01:17:42,166 All right, Antonio, don't get angry. I'll go. 664 01:18:40,228 --> 01:18:45,530 At last, I've managed to banish you from the world of the righteous! 665 01:18:47,769 --> 01:18:51,170 I really ought to go home now. 666 01:19:04,719 --> 01:19:07,688 You joker, you're tickling me. 667 01:19:07,889 --> 01:19:11,347 Why are you so scared of me, Mr. Mazzuolo? 668 01:19:15,129 --> 01:19:18,292 Get back on your billboard! 669 01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:21,700 I'm alive! 670 01:19:24,272 --> 01:19:26,570 What a wonderful night! 671 01:19:26,841 --> 01:19:30,208 Come with me, mister! 672 01:19:30,845 --> 01:19:32,870 Wake up everyone! 673 01:19:33,615 --> 01:19:36,846 How can you sleep on a night like this? 674 01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:46,287 What a lovely smell! 675 01:20:02,677 --> 01:20:05,703 Come here, mister. 676 01:20:06,347 --> 01:20:07,837 Let's have a chat. 677 01:20:08,516 --> 01:20:10,848 Why are you so nasty to me? 678 01:20:14,455 --> 01:20:19,324 It's not nice to throw ink on my face. 679 01:20:20,328 --> 01:20:21,727 What did I do wrong? 680 01:20:24,432 --> 01:20:26,525 If so many honest people are led astray, 681 01:20:26,668 --> 01:20:30,661 if there's so much evil in our world which is in need of faith and hope, 682 01:20:30,738 --> 01:20:32,228 you are to blame! 683 01:20:32,707 --> 01:20:34,538 Did I annoy someone? 684 01:20:34,709 --> 01:20:41,137 I was there like a cloud. How can a cloud bother you? 685 01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:45,250 Even a cloud can become a shape that I don't want to describe! 686 01:20:48,723 --> 01:20:50,156 Stop! 687 01:20:52,393 --> 01:20:54,190 Who'll be able to stop that monster? 688 01:20:54,228 --> 01:20:58,255 Two millions souls will be corrupted, if she goes into town! 689 01:21:01,936 --> 01:21:03,403 Wait! Stop! 690 01:21:06,140 --> 01:21:07,801 Help! 691 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:34,362 Does it bother you that you're so small? 692 01:21:35,970 --> 01:21:38,632 What must I do to rid the world of your presence? 693 01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:41,875 Poor little thing, poor little insect! 694 01:21:44,345 --> 01:21:46,779 Let me speak to you like a friend. 695 01:21:47,348 --> 01:21:48,337 Where are you? 696 01:21:54,822 --> 01:21:57,689 Ah, there you are! Come here! 697 01:21:57,825 --> 01:21:59,816 What do you want from me? 698 01:22:00,194 --> 01:22:04,563 Don't run away, come here. I won't hurt you. 699 01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:06,690 I'll just caress you. 700 01:22:09,871 --> 01:22:11,736 I get it, you want to play games. 701 01:22:22,350 --> 01:22:23,908 You're so warm. 702 01:22:24,252 --> 01:22:25,719 Put me down! 703 01:22:26,587 --> 01:22:29,920 Relax, I won't hurt you. 704 01:22:31,592 --> 01:22:36,586 - Please, I'm scared of heights. - I'm going to eat you. 705 01:22:37,899 --> 01:22:40,663 Not really... I was joking! 706 01:22:42,570 --> 01:22:44,470 I can't die in this way! 707 01:22:44,906 --> 01:22:46,601 You're horrible! 708 01:22:47,842 --> 01:22:51,403 - I want to get down! - What a cute little moustache! 709 01:22:53,448 --> 01:22:56,815 You're screaming like a baby, shame on you! 710 01:22:56,851 --> 01:22:59,945 I feel awful, what an embarrassing place to die! 711 01:23:00,755 --> 01:23:04,282 Don't worry, you're here close to my heart. 712 01:23:05,660 --> 01:23:08,458 - I don't want to be here! - Listen to me. 713 01:23:14,702 --> 01:23:16,192 Where's the umbrella? 714 01:23:20,241 --> 01:23:24,143 - Where are you putting your hands? - Can't I look for my umbrella? 715 01:23:24,178 --> 01:23:26,408 It's not raining now, you know? 716 01:23:26,614 --> 01:23:29,139 Mr. Mazzuolo likes touching! 717 01:23:29,584 --> 01:23:33,748 Watch your mouth, you don't know who I am. You're compromising me! 718 01:23:35,156 --> 01:23:39,820 This wicked perfume is going to my head. It makes me feel terrible. 719 01:23:41,929 --> 01:23:46,798 I feel great... Aunt Irene... my dear auntie... 720 01:23:46,968 --> 01:23:49,459 I loved you so much. 721 01:23:49,604 --> 01:23:52,471 No, you witch! 722 01:23:53,441 --> 01:23:55,272 All right, I'll put you down. 723 01:23:56,511 --> 01:23:59,639 - You're so unpleasant! - You're leaving me here? 724 01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:02,507 All you do is say nasty words, you're rude! 725 01:24:04,919 --> 01:24:08,218 - I wanted to be your friend... - I want to get down! 726 01:24:08,556 --> 01:24:10,148 All right! 727 01:24:13,628 --> 01:24:14,754 Thanks. 728 01:24:15,129 --> 01:24:19,862 What a nerve! You take advantage because you're so big. 729 01:24:20,701 --> 01:24:22,862 Look who's behind you! 730 01:24:26,574 --> 01:24:28,235 Here I am. 731 01:24:28,809 --> 01:24:30,868 Come on, let's make up. 732 01:24:37,685 --> 01:24:40,745 - Don't touch me. - Give me a kiss. 733 01:24:41,455 --> 01:24:42,615 I never give kisses. 734 01:24:44,792 --> 01:24:46,817 What a strange this to ask for. 735 01:24:49,730 --> 01:24:51,595 Did I make you angry? 736 01:24:57,872 --> 01:25:02,605 I'd like to believe that there is still some good in you. 737 01:25:02,710 --> 01:25:06,202 That maybe you're not completely lost. I hope... 738 01:25:06,847 --> 01:25:09,338 I could help you come out of the filth. 739 01:25:10,184 --> 01:25:12,652 - Filth? - Yes, I can help you. 740 01:25:13,421 --> 01:25:15,355 I'm willing to help you. 741 01:25:15,456 --> 01:25:18,391 I'm willing to dedicate my life to your redemption. 742 01:25:18,893 --> 01:25:20,190 You need me. 743 01:25:21,462 --> 01:25:25,091 It'll be wonderful, like brother and sister. 744 01:25:28,202 --> 01:25:29,533 Do you turn down salvation? 745 01:25:30,738 --> 01:25:34,765 Stay with me, forever. 746 01:25:38,245 --> 01:25:39,473 How much do you want? 747 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:41,404 I'll give you whatever you want. 748 01:25:42,550 --> 01:25:43,778 You're so beautiful. 749 01:25:45,586 --> 01:25:48,180 Don't be nasty, stay with me. 750 01:25:48,856 --> 01:25:50,619 - Forever? - Yes, forever. 751 01:25:51,425 --> 01:25:52,892 How boring. 752 01:25:53,427 --> 01:25:56,225 But if you like... I could do a week... 753 01:25:57,898 --> 01:26:01,527 Oh God, what have I done? 754 01:26:04,138 --> 01:26:06,163 You belong in jail! 755 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,874 Police! Vice squad! 756 01:26:15,383 --> 01:26:18,079 - You're hurting me! - Yes, I want to hurt you! 757 01:26:19,587 --> 01:26:21,418 Really? 758 01:26:27,862 --> 01:26:29,454 Sodom and Gomorrah! 759 01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:32,292 I'm fed up with you! 760 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:37,166 You're the one with the distorted vision. I feel really sorry for you! 761 01:26:37,538 --> 01:26:42,271 I'm the whore?! 762 01:26:46,180 --> 01:26:49,411 I'm going to undress here. 763 01:26:50,317 --> 01:26:52,342 Isn't this what you wanted? 764 01:26:52,486 --> 01:26:53,612 Let's start now. 765 01:26:54,488 --> 01:26:56,479 Look at my naked arms. 766 01:26:56,891 --> 01:27:02,727 I can hold a hundred thousand men tightly in this way. 767 01:27:03,664 --> 01:27:07,725 When I move my hips, convents shake. 768 01:27:08,636 --> 01:27:11,764 When I move my eyes in a certain way, 769 01:27:12,306 --> 01:27:17,767 I feel great pleasure in my back. 770 01:27:18,279 --> 01:27:21,715 A pleasure as great as death. 771 01:27:42,603 --> 01:27:45,094 Take back your filthy clothes! 772 01:27:45,239 --> 01:27:47,264 I can confess to you now. 773 01:27:48,476 --> 01:27:51,377 Yes, I am the devil! 774 01:27:54,248 --> 01:27:57,740 I've come to take you away! 775 01:27:58,352 --> 01:28:00,047 You won't be able to get me. 776 01:28:02,189 --> 01:28:04,123 No one can stop me now! 777 01:28:04,725 --> 01:28:08,183 Where are you? Help me get completely undressed! 778 01:28:08,262 --> 01:28:13,393 You won't force me to touch unclean flesh! I don't want to look! 779 01:28:16,337 --> 01:28:17,736 Don't look! 780 01:28:19,340 --> 01:28:21,831 Why can't they look? 781 01:28:22,243 --> 01:28:25,178 Get out of the cinema! Take away the women and children! 782 01:28:25,246 --> 01:28:28,238 - Don't look! - Let them look! 783 01:28:28,449 --> 01:28:29,780 Damn you! 784 01:28:31,652 --> 01:28:32,812 Don't look! 785 01:28:33,587 --> 01:28:35,077 Leave them alone! 786 01:28:38,926 --> 01:28:41,121 - What do I have to do? - Shame on you! 787 01:28:43,164 --> 01:28:46,895 What big underpants you've got! Are they your grandpa's? 788 01:28:47,902 --> 01:28:49,529 Help! 789 01:28:49,770 --> 01:28:54,366 Let's end this. You go back to your billboard and I'll go home. 790 01:28:57,178 --> 01:28:59,373 I'm going to undress now. 791 01:29:01,582 --> 01:29:03,641 No, don't do it! 792 01:29:05,519 --> 01:29:07,510 I won't allow you to! 793 01:29:09,890 --> 01:29:12,552 What's wrong with looking at a naked woman? 794 01:29:12,626 --> 01:29:14,856 Stop! Before it's too late! 795 01:29:15,462 --> 01:29:17,362 The moment has come. 796 01:29:17,798 --> 01:29:21,393 You'll never forget what you're about to see. 797 01:29:23,103 --> 01:29:24,764 Look. 798 01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:29,204 I'll banish you from the world, you demon! 799 01:29:29,343 --> 01:29:31,834 Never, never... 800 01:29:38,319 --> 01:29:40,651 Give yourself up! 801 01:29:45,793 --> 01:29:47,727 My darling! 802 01:30:50,824 --> 01:30:53,588 Death is life, when death purifies. 803 01:31:00,134 --> 01:31:05,572 - Long live Mazzuolo. - Long live Mazzuolo the liberator. 804 01:31:28,329 --> 01:31:30,889 I'm really pleased you're dead. 805 01:31:32,499 --> 01:31:33,557 Well done! 806 01:31:39,473 --> 01:31:42,271 Thank you on behalf of all the mothers. 807 01:31:42,376 --> 01:31:45,573 The true Mr. Mazzuolo breaks free from his chains. 808 01:31:45,946 --> 01:31:48,847 Long live Mazzuolo... 809 01:32:13,741 --> 01:32:15,470 It's the final act, 810 01:32:15,509 --> 01:32:19,536 the end of this miserable story about sex and corruption. 811 01:32:19,913 --> 01:32:24,646 Lower that wretched corpse down and close it in its grave. 812 01:32:24,918 --> 01:32:29,321 She will be buried in a secret place and no one will bring her flowers. 813 01:32:30,824 --> 01:32:31,882 Stop. 814 01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:44,128 Don't take her away from me! She's mine! 815 01:32:46,173 --> 01:32:48,539 No one will touch you! Don't touch her! 816 01:32:48,842 --> 01:32:50,901 I killed her! 817 01:32:51,311 --> 01:32:54,280 I don't want you to take her away! She must stay here! 818 01:32:54,782 --> 01:32:58,183 My beautiful Anita, you'll stay with me forever! 819 01:32:58,352 --> 01:33:01,412 Go away, all of you! 820 01:33:36,490 --> 01:33:37,718 Here is the siring. 821 01:33:37,791 --> 01:33:39,588 - Is it a full dose? - Yes, it's double. 822 01:33:39,660 --> 01:33:44,222 The doctor's here, calm down! Everything will be fine. 823 01:33:48,635 --> 01:33:51,195 He's been here all night. Careful, he bites. 824 01:33:52,873 --> 01:33:54,602 - How did he get up there? - Dunno. 825 01:33:56,643 --> 01:33:59,168 Ready? We're lowering him. 826 01:33:59,813 --> 01:34:04,113 You haven't strapped him up well. Careful! 827 01:34:04,351 --> 01:34:07,081 Attention at the light! 828 01:35:21,795 --> 01:35:23,456 Drink more milk! 829 01:36:24,716 --> 01:36:27,810 Come on now, out of the way! 830 01:36:33,558 --> 01:36:35,617 Michelangelo! Good dog! 831 01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:37,125 Welcome back, my lord 832 01:36:37,762 --> 01:36:40,526 What are you trying to tell me? 833 01:36:45,003 --> 01:36:47,563 Antonio, what is this on Michelangelo's head? 834 01:36:47,606 --> 01:36:50,473 Just a scratch, my lord. I put some ointment on it 835 01:36:50,542 --> 01:36:53,409 Poor Michelangelo! We'll take a look at it later. Get up now, let me pass 836 01:37:00,485 --> 01:37:02,715 - Antonio... - Yes, my lord? 837 01:37:04,055 --> 01:37:07,218 - Has the lawyer gone? - No, sir, he's still waiting 838 01:37:07,726 --> 01:37:08,715 What a bore! 839 01:37:10,829 --> 01:37:13,229 Look at all these telegrams! 840 01:37:19,471 --> 01:37:21,598 Will you be needing me again, my lord? 841 01:37:26,878 --> 01:37:28,243 No, you can go 842 01:37:31,816 --> 01:37:33,613 This must stop, they've gone too far 843 01:37:33,885 --> 01:37:36,547 When the press take this kind of attitude 844 01:37:36,588 --> 01:37:38,419 We can't go on ignoring 845 01:37:39,190 --> 01:37:41,988 Ottavio! At last! Welcome back. How are you? 846 01:37:42,594 --> 01:37:46,394 I thought it was advisable to consult a few colleagues 847 01:37:46,431 --> 01:37:47,659 Professor Verardelli... 848 01:37:50,602 --> 01:37:56,598 Mr. Simone... and my most valuable assistant 849 01:37:56,641 --> 01:38:00,771 the shrewd, perceptive, indispensable Mr. Alcamo 850 01:38:01,646 --> 01:38:02,874 Pleased to meet you 851 01:38:09,087 --> 01:38:13,080 The situation is so serious, I felt their opinion would 852 01:38:13,158 --> 01:38:14,125 Who is that? 853 01:38:14,492 --> 01:38:17,757 Why, he's one of the top lawyers in Milan! 854 01:38:17,929 --> 01:38:21,228 Here are today's papers, sorted according to political stripe 855 01:38:21,266 --> 01:38:22,893 - You saw them, I hope? - Yes, on the plane 856 01:38:22,934 --> 01:38:24,799 Here are the French ones. All tripe! 857 01:38:25,503 --> 01:38:27,061 Hardly, if I felt it necessary 858 01:38:28,573 --> 01:38:29,835 Turn the lights on in the library, please 859 01:38:31,076 --> 01:38:33,840 Where were you? I tried to reach you in London, Paris... 860 01:38:33,912 --> 01:38:35,470 Where on earth have you been? 861 01:38:35,580 --> 01:38:37,605 I'll tell you later 862 01:38:37,682 --> 01:38:41,049 Professor, would you step into the library, please? 863 01:38:41,086 --> 01:38:44,146 You too, Mr. Simone. And you, Mr. Alcamo, come along 864 01:38:45,991 --> 01:38:50,018 We haven't decided on a line of action yet 865 01:38:50,061 --> 01:38:52,894 but we were thinking about... 866 01:38:56,735 --> 01:39:00,694 Mr. Alcamo! We're in the library 867 01:39:03,108 --> 01:39:05,201 As I was saying, this is no easy case 868 01:39:10,482 --> 01:39:13,679 It's lucky you called in the end, or what could we do? 869 01:39:13,885 --> 01:39:16,012 Did you call because you heard I was looking for you? 870 01:39:16,221 --> 01:39:20,715 No, because I needed money. Would you please instruct the 871 01:39:22,260 --> 01:39:24,660 - I'll tell you later - Whenever you like 872 01:39:25,463 --> 01:39:29,126 "We're just good friends" says Count Lech 873 01:39:32,003 --> 01:39:35,530 This rag here... The pigs! 874 01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:39,872 You've only seen yesterday's papers. I thought as much! 875 01:39:40,412 --> 01:39:43,677 If you'd bothered to glance at this morning's 876 01:39:43,815 --> 01:39:46,613 you'd have seen they carry the story on the front page 877 01:39:46,751 --> 01:39:49,185 See for yourself, Professor. We're the news of the day 878 01:39:49,654 --> 01:39:52,646 I filed a libel suit at once, of course 879 01:39:53,425 --> 01:39:56,553 after consulting with Professor Verardelli 880 01:39:56,594 --> 01:39:58,391 and Mr. Alcamo 881 01:39:58,563 --> 01:40:01,623 but, in the circumstances, with no power to bring evidence 882 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:04,935 That was the worst thing you could have done 883 01:40:05,203 --> 01:40:08,695 If there was ever a time to buy the press off, that was now 884 01:40:08,740 --> 01:40:09,729 What a thing to say! 885 01:40:09,774 --> 01:40:13,608 We were negotiating, but after the police raid 886 01:40:13,678 --> 01:40:17,136 the press got hold of the story and things came to a head 887 01:40:17,515 --> 01:40:20,916 And of course the price went sky-high 888 01:40:21,453 --> 01:40:26,049 Could I be responsible for negotiating a sum like that? 889 01:40:26,224 --> 01:40:30,661 - Do you want to know how much? - I don't want to know anything! 890 01:40:30,862 --> 01:40:32,887 You could have asked my wife for the money! 891 01:40:33,631 --> 01:40:35,656 Talk sense! Your wife?! 892 01:40:36,134 --> 01:40:37,431 Sure, why not? 893 01:40:37,569 --> 01:40:42,506 Oh yes, just like that. Where is your wife anyway? 894 01:40:42,841 --> 01:40:45,537 How should I know? Where is my wife? 895 01:40:45,877 --> 01:40:50,780 That's what I'd like to know. Your wife's vanished 896 01:40:52,617 --> 01:40:53,379 Vanished? 897 01:40:53,451 --> 01:40:56,147 - There, see - See what? 898 01:40:56,721 --> 01:40:59,747 You don't realize how serious the situation is 899 01:40:59,891 --> 01:41:04,191 Wait a minute... Your wife went out yesterday afternoon 900 01:41:04,229 --> 01:41:08,097 to go to the hairdresser's. She never came back 901 01:41:08,733 --> 01:41:12,169 Her father has called four times 902 01:41:12,470 --> 01:41:16,702 to ask her to join him in Burgenstock at once 903 01:41:16,841 --> 01:41:22,404 But she hasn't arrived in Switzerland yet 904 01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:26,548 In fact, I can assure you beyond a shadow of doubt 905 01:41:26,651 --> 01:41:29,119 that your wife hasn't crossed the border 906 01:41:29,187 --> 01:41:31,883 by car, by rail or by air 907 01:41:32,557 --> 01:41:35,424 Understandably, in view of my concern 908 01:41:35,994 --> 01:41:40,090 on the advice of the Professor and Mr. Alcamo 909 01:41:40,799 --> 01:41:43,632 I thought it best to call the police 910 01:41:44,536 --> 01:41:47,562 As a matter of fact, we actually went 911 01:41:48,106 --> 01:41:51,633 to Police Headquarters ourselves 912 01:41:51,709 --> 01:41:56,544 where the inspector, a real gentleman, wasn't he? 913 01:41:56,881 --> 01:41:59,577 He was very kind and... 914 01:42:00,985 --> 01:42:03,419 Speaking of which, we were supposed to call him 915 01:42:04,689 --> 01:42:07,453 Why do you have to ask him where my wife is? 916 01:42:07,592 --> 01:42:08,889 Ask Antonio, ask Franz! 917 01:42:09,727 --> 01:42:12,855 Antonio and Franz! Whatever next! 918 01:42:12,997 --> 01:42:16,194 You don't realize how serious the situation is 919 01:42:16,467 --> 01:42:20,198 I do realize! And I thought you were a genius, whereas... 920 01:42:22,140 --> 01:42:27,203 Hello, Police Headquarters? This is Mr. Zacchi 921 01:42:27,846 --> 01:42:30,940 Put me on to Chief Inspector Pizzi, please 922 01:42:31,649 --> 01:42:34,049 He's out? But we had an appointment! 923 01:42:34,118 --> 01:42:35,449 Tell him I'll call again 924 01:42:36,054 --> 01:42:38,852 "The flames of young Count Lech" 925 01:42:42,493 --> 01:42:44,586 Ottavio, calm down. Don't be so childish 926 01:42:44,796 --> 01:42:46,627 Leave the domestics out of it 927 01:42:46,731 --> 01:42:49,894 We have to stop the scandal, not spread it around 928 01:42:50,401 --> 01:42:53,029 I'll ask Antonio to bring us a drink then 929 01:42:53,071 --> 01:42:55,437 But if you had worried less about my wife 930 01:42:55,573 --> 01:42:59,134 and more about keeping the press quiet... 931 01:42:59,510 --> 01:43:03,378 I worried about your wife for reasons you should understand 932 01:43:03,648 --> 01:43:06,048 Out of humanity, for one thing 933 01:43:06,751 --> 01:43:09,618 - You called, sir? - I've been calling for an hour! 934 01:43:09,654 --> 01:43:12,987 Go and ask the gentlemen if they would like a drink 935 01:43:13,925 --> 01:43:17,019 your wife is young and foreign 936 01:43:17,629 --> 01:43:20,097 She may be distraught by the scandal... 937 01:43:21,132 --> 01:43:24,192 My lord? Right away, my lord 938 01:43:24,836 --> 01:43:25,825 Move! 939 01:43:26,437 --> 01:43:28,928 Because let's face it, it is a scandal 940 01:43:28,973 --> 01:43:31,100 - You should have prevented it - How? 941 01:43:31,542 --> 01:43:34,033 I'll try to save you from the consequences on all sides 942 01:43:35,413 --> 01:43:39,782 - Including the tax man - The tax man my hat! 943 01:43:39,951 --> 01:43:41,885 You're not being sensible! 944 01:43:42,120 --> 01:43:44,054 - Would you like a drink? - No, thank you 945 01:43:44,155 --> 01:43:45,417 I'll have some coffee 946 01:43:45,523 --> 01:43:47,855 Franz, coffee! And a Martini for me 947 01:43:48,059 --> 01:43:49,720 Cocktails, huh? 948 01:43:51,429 --> 01:43:53,920 I'll have plain water with lots of ice 949 01:43:55,466 --> 01:43:58,594 We need that here... ice 950 01:43:58,903 --> 01:44:01,428 Listen, if we thought it was essential 951 01:44:01,539 --> 01:44:03,131 Don't raise your voice, please 952 01:44:04,208 --> 01:44:06,005 Let's have no arguments, no digressions 953 01:44:06,110 --> 01:44:09,705 If we thought it was essential for your wife to be here 954 01:44:09,781 --> 01:44:13,114 it was for a good reason, as the professor will agree 955 01:44:13,551 --> 01:44:15,143 Oh, I quite agree, Mr. Zacchi 956 01:44:15,787 --> 01:44:18,585 Mr. Alcamo and Mr. Simone? We all agree 957 01:44:18,723 --> 01:44:21,123 A gesture by your wife would have made an impression 958 01:44:21,592 --> 01:44:26,689 Her sympathy, her support, her... 959 01:44:28,433 --> 01:44:29,559 But what do we have? Nothing! 960 01:44:29,834 --> 01:44:32,997 You know your father-in-law has frozen all your bank accounts? 961 01:44:34,238 --> 01:44:37,969 Yessir, yesterday morning. It's within his power 962 01:44:38,443 --> 01:44:41,435 due to that unfortunate minor detail whereby the property 963 01:44:41,479 --> 01:44:45,973 is all in your wife's name in Switzerland. - We did it for tax purposes. So? 964 01:44:46,818 --> 01:44:49,912 So we're in your father-in-law's hands 965 01:44:50,054 --> 01:44:52,113 That's fine provided we all get on well together 966 01:44:54,692 --> 01:44:57,786 But if there's talk of a divorce, it's a... 967 01:44:58,162 --> 01:44:59,720 It's a disaster 968 01:45:01,165 --> 01:45:05,499 Not that you can really blame your father-in-law 969 01:45:05,570 --> 01:45:09,438 If you will get mixed up with expensive call-girls 970 01:45:09,574 --> 01:45:10,666 it's the least you can expect 971 01:45:10,908 --> 01:45:15,436 But apart from the money, I can shrug at his moral concern 972 01:45:15,780 --> 01:45:18,544 What worries me is your wife's attitude 973 01:45:18,649 --> 01:45:21,618 She probably doesn't want to help you if she's gone 974 01:45:22,053 --> 01:45:23,020 What is it? 975 01:45:24,622 --> 01:45:26,112 Her ladyship is in her room 976 01:45:26,524 --> 01:45:29,823 In her room? Since when? 977 01:45:30,061 --> 01:45:32,825 She came back just after his lordship. When she heard 978 01:45:32,864 --> 01:45:37,096 the gentlemen were here, she didn't want to disturb you 979 01:45:37,969 --> 01:45:42,463 - Go on, Zacchi, call the police - You can laugh! 980 01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:44,699 Ask them for information 981 01:45:46,511 --> 01:45:47,739 Now where are you going? 982 01:45:48,112 --> 01:45:48,908 To see my wife 983 01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:51,540 You want me to talk to her, don't you? 984 01:45:51,582 --> 01:45:52,913 Yes, that's right 985 01:45:54,519 --> 01:45:55,713 You know what to say 986 01:45:56,154 --> 01:45:59,681 Expect her to be hurt and miserable, but you work on her 987 01:46:00,124 --> 01:46:02,615 We need a statement for the press 988 01:46:02,894 --> 01:46:06,955 Money, if we have to move in the jungle! 989 01:46:07,098 --> 01:46:10,864 She must make a supportive statement 990 01:46:11,069 --> 01:46:13,230 Gentlemen, I'll do my best 991 01:46:13,971 --> 01:46:16,235 Ottavio, there's one more thing... 992 01:46:20,978 --> 01:46:25,244 Every one of those girls named you to the police 993 01:46:26,050 --> 01:46:27,176 Are you sure? 994 01:46:27,285 --> 01:46:32,188 Well, it's not surprising. My advice is, deny everything 995 01:46:33,024 --> 01:46:36,585 Or admit the absolute minimum if there's no alternative 996 01:46:36,661 --> 01:46:39,425 But be careful, a wife is always... you know what I mean 997 01:46:39,464 --> 01:46:42,831 We'll wait in the library and hope for the best 998 01:46:48,973 --> 01:46:52,431 - Ottavio! Easy now... - Go away! 999 01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:05,110 Just a minute, dear 1000 01:48:07,718 --> 01:48:09,686 Where have you been? 1001 01:48:10,821 --> 01:48:12,584 I was getting worried 1002 01:48:23,768 --> 01:48:24,996 Answer me 1003 01:48:27,872 --> 01:48:29,169 You've seen the papers, huh? 1004 01:48:31,742 --> 01:48:32,902 What? 1005 01:48:37,782 --> 01:48:39,647 More lies than anything, you know 1006 01:48:41,586 --> 01:48:45,920 I'm sorry for your father, he takes everything seriously 1007 01:48:46,457 --> 01:48:50,894 Yes, he does... He really does 1008 01:48:52,630 --> 01:48:56,623 What really gets me is the tone of these articles 1009 01:48:57,435 --> 01:49:03,169 They sound like something out of "The Merry Widow". Filth! 1010 01:49:11,115 --> 01:49:12,548 Well, Pupe? 1011 01:49:14,552 --> 01:49:16,486 What's the matter with you? 1012 01:49:16,554 --> 01:49:22,618 Nothing. I want you to listen to something, then we'll talk 1013 01:49:24,996 --> 01:49:27,829 I'm too tense to listen to music right now 1014 01:49:28,666 --> 01:49:32,500 It's not music. Wait a minute... 1015 01:49:34,071 --> 01:49:36,699 You still haven't told me where you've been 1016 01:49:36,774 --> 01:49:39,766 They looked for you everywhere, even the police 1017 01:49:40,645 --> 01:49:45,139 I went around... I saw a lot of things... 1018 01:49:47,451 --> 01:49:52,946 I thought... I made some important decisions... 1019 01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:59,753 I stood and gazed at a wall for a long time 1020 01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:06,834 A big white wall... all white... 1021 01:50:11,809 --> 01:50:14,004 It was there that... 1022 01:50:19,483 --> 01:50:20,643 Listen... 1023 01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:25,418 "I love you, oh cypress tree" 1024 01:50:26,157 --> 01:50:31,424 "for your melancholy is like me" 1025 01:50:35,399 --> 01:50:38,527 - What's that? - A poem, stupid 1026 01:50:39,804 --> 01:50:43,001 I wrote it. Do you like it? 1027 01:50:43,207 --> 01:50:48,372 Say you like it... I love it 1028 01:50:51,882 --> 01:50:53,713 Maybe I didn't hear it right 1029 01:50:56,987 --> 01:51:01,515 "I love you, oh cypress tree, for your melacholy is like me" 1030 01:51:02,226 --> 01:51:05,593 The idea is good but it sounds wrong somehow 1031 01:51:06,464 --> 01:51:09,729 You don't know Italian well enough to write poetry 1032 01:51:10,768 --> 01:51:13,703 I don't think you can say "your melancholy is like me" 1033 01:51:13,771 --> 01:51:15,830 Why not? It's a poem 1034 01:51:15,873 --> 01:51:17,738 So what? Grammar has rules 1035 01:51:17,808 --> 01:51:20,675 - What is the rule then? - I don't know 1036 01:51:20,778 --> 01:51:22,905 I can't remember, but it's wrong! 1037 01:51:23,447 --> 01:51:24,937 What a time to pick anyway! 1038 01:51:27,017 --> 01:51:29,178 Write it in German, it'll turn out better 1039 01:51:29,453 --> 01:51:33,082 It won't. German is my language but I never studied it 1040 01:51:33,624 --> 01:51:35,649 I went to school in France and England 1041 01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:37,523 Write in French or English then 1042 01:51:37,661 --> 01:51:41,563 But my Italian's much better. Anyway, it came to me like that 1043 01:51:41,866 --> 01:51:44,733 Poetry has to do with inspiration 1044 01:51:45,436 --> 01:51:47,768 - That poem sounds wrong - You mean it's ugly? 1045 01:51:47,938 --> 01:51:51,533 I have no talent? I'd better stop? I'll stop then 1046 01:51:52,543 --> 01:51:57,446 I'm very sorry because it's so important for me, for you... 1047 01:51:58,582 --> 01:52:01,642 It sounds wrong to me, but I'm no expert 1048 01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:06,513 I know. You're only an expert in... call-girls 1049 01:52:07,591 --> 01:52:11,493 Come on, I told you there's no truth in what the papers say 1050 01:52:11,629 --> 01:52:12,618 Almost no truth 1051 01:52:12,663 --> 01:52:14,688 My lawyers will deny everything 1052 01:52:15,699 --> 01:52:17,724 What little truth there is unimportant 1053 01:52:17,768 --> 01:52:20,760 You're too smart not to know how to rate these things 1054 01:52:20,905 --> 01:52:23,840 The rate is exactly what I didn't know until today 1055 01:52:24,809 --> 01:52:27,972 The money, you mean? Surely you don't think 1056 01:52:28,045 --> 01:52:32,948 I don't think, I know. The girls told me 1057 01:52:34,385 --> 01:52:36,353 What? 1058 01:52:36,387 --> 01:52:38,787 I was with them all afternoon yesterday 1059 01:52:40,057 --> 01:52:43,458 First Mirella, then Lilli... 1060 01:52:45,629 --> 01:52:47,426 They're all out on bail 1061 01:52:49,867 --> 01:52:54,736 I made the most of it. I wanted to get the picture 1062 01:52:55,473 --> 01:52:58,601 I spoke to the organizer too... Imola 1063 01:52:59,443 --> 01:53:00,967 That's her name, isn't it? 1064 01:53:07,551 --> 01:53:09,576 - How could you? - What's so strange? 1065 01:53:10,654 --> 01:53:12,144 The phone... go on! 1066 01:53:28,839 --> 01:53:31,433 - What? - It's your father 1067 01:53:31,575 --> 01:53:33,600 Tell him I'll be right there 1068 01:53:33,978 --> 01:53:36,845 Antonio, ask my father-in-law to wait a second 1069 01:53:46,190 --> 01:53:50,718 Yes, put him on... Oh, Antonio, I'm a bit hungry 1070 01:53:54,031 --> 01:53:56,363 Yes, of course, for his lordship too 1071 01:54:16,954 --> 01:54:19,718 Tell him it's all a political ploy 1072 01:54:19,757 --> 01:54:21,520 I can't hear! 1073 01:54:29,533 --> 01:54:31,899 Why have the accounts been frozen? 1074 01:54:44,181 --> 01:54:46,513 You wanted to speak to him? I'm sorry. 1075 01:54:46,584 --> 01:54:48,552 I wanted to know why he instructed... 1076 01:54:50,187 --> 01:54:51,586 Daddy sends his love 1077 01:54:55,492 --> 01:54:58,791 It's Antonio. Your visitors are waiting, what should they do? 1078 01:54:59,730 --> 01:55:02,927 They're to wait. Thank you, Antonio 1079 01:55:03,500 --> 01:55:05,991 They're my lawyers. Your father has to know 1080 01:55:06,203 --> 01:55:07,966 there's a lot of trouble here! 1081 01:55:09,073 --> 01:55:11,974 Don't ask Daddy for money. He's furious with you 1082 01:55:13,978 --> 01:55:16,037 You have a good time at my expense 1083 01:55:16,547 --> 01:55:17,844 Who's having a good time? 1084 01:55:18,616 --> 01:55:22,382 And when have we ever quibbled about what's yours and mine? 1085 01:55:22,553 --> 01:55:26,080 Have I ever said this house is mine? The estate is mine? 1086 01:55:26,223 --> 01:55:28,054 No, since they don't yield a cent 1087 01:55:28,692 --> 01:55:32,526 Let's sell them then! You want the house and the estate 1088 01:55:32,930 --> 01:55:35,057 Isn't that why we got married? 1089 01:55:35,766 --> 01:55:37,495 But there's no point in talking about it 1090 01:55:38,669 --> 01:55:41,467 I wouldn't give a dime for this stuff now 1091 01:55:44,475 --> 01:55:47,876 I told you, I made some very important decisions 1092 01:55:48,245 --> 01:55:50,611 Either we separate, which is what Daddy would like... 1093 01:55:50,714 --> 01:55:55,174 Oh, so that's what your darling daddy wants? 1094 01:55:57,121 --> 01:55:58,418 Well, you know... 1095 01:55:59,156 --> 01:56:03,650 Daddy was happy we got married because of the prestige 1096 01:56:03,961 --> 01:56:06,020 but he never liked you much 1097 01:56:07,531 --> 01:56:10,022 He doesn't believe you're tormented 1098 01:56:10,968 --> 01:56:13,835 He thinks you're just stupid and crude 1099 01:56:14,605 --> 01:56:17,802 Does he now? That's nice to know 1100 01:56:18,709 --> 01:56:21,576 Would you like to hear what I think of him? 1101 01:56:21,679 --> 01:56:24,045 - Don't bother, I know - That's good 1102 01:56:24,715 --> 01:56:27,684 There's no help for it. Daddy's a blunt, simple man 1103 01:56:28,652 --> 01:56:30,119 You can't blame him for that 1104 01:56:31,255 --> 01:56:35,089 To him, anyone who spends 700 dollars to sleep with a girl 1105 01:56:35,125 --> 01:56:39,027 does it to have a good time, not because he's bored 1106 01:56:39,096 --> 01:56:41,428 You should know me better than to think that 1107 01:56:43,033 --> 01:56:45,627 Listen, I'll tell you how it all started 1108 01:56:47,104 --> 01:56:48,867 It was all for old Imola's sake 1109 01:56:49,907 --> 01:56:52,535 She was about 30 when I was a kid 1110 01:56:53,210 --> 01:56:55,144 You could say we all started out there 1111 01:56:55,879 --> 01:56:59,144 Alberico... Giorgio... me... 1112 01:56:59,983 --> 01:57:02,747 Then the years went by and Imola vanished 1113 01:57:03,787 --> 01:57:07,416 One day we heard she was back in business again 1114 01:57:07,458 --> 01:57:09,790 and we felt the urge to look her up 1115 01:57:10,027 --> 01:57:12,723 Like, you know, going into the loft 1116 01:57:12,763 --> 01:57:16,164 to look at the toys you played with as a kid 1117 01:57:16,533 --> 01:57:18,967 And the girls? How do they come into it? 1118 01:57:19,903 --> 01:57:21,962 I told you, we wanted to give old Imola a gift 1119 01:57:22,072 --> 01:57:25,235 Big deal! You gave her 700 dollars 1120 01:57:25,542 --> 01:57:27,237 and she gave 400 to the girls 1121 01:57:27,611 --> 01:57:30,876 You could have given Imola 300 dollars 1122 01:57:30,914 --> 01:57:35,112 and saved the other 400, since the girls meant nothing to you 1123 01:57:35,986 --> 01:57:42,414 I doubt that though, seeing as you benefited them eleven times 1124 01:57:43,627 --> 01:57:47,825 Still, they're pretty girls. Especially... Lilli 1125 01:57:49,099 --> 01:57:50,999 You admit it then? You liked her? 1126 01:57:51,101 --> 01:57:54,798 What is this, Pupe? Don't say you're jealous? 1127 01:57:54,872 --> 01:58:00,435 Are you crazy? We're both free to go with whoever we want 1128 01:58:01,211 --> 01:58:02,769 That was what we agreed 1129 01:58:02,946 --> 01:58:04,914 The marriage is between you and Daddy 1130 01:58:04,982 --> 01:58:07,542 He's the one who's angry 1131 01:58:08,719 --> 01:58:10,983 - Yes, what is it? - Your dinner, ma'am 1132 01:58:11,221 --> 01:58:12,848 Come in, Antonio! 1133 01:58:29,139 --> 01:58:31,004 Put everything on there 1134 01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:37,807 Franz, the champagne 1135 01:58:42,152 --> 01:58:45,713 You didn't say what you wanted, ma'am, so I... 1136 01:58:45,956 --> 01:58:48,948 - That's fine, Antonio - Thank you, ma'am 1137 01:58:55,566 --> 01:58:59,468 - Mr. Zacchi is... - Okay, okay, I know 1138 01:59:10,147 --> 01:59:12,012 Bear with me, honey... 1139 01:59:13,717 --> 01:59:15,708 Zacchi's still waiting 1140 01:59:16,854 --> 01:59:20,756 The lawyers feel that if you make a statement to the press 1141 01:59:22,559 --> 01:59:23,491 The lawyers, you say? 1142 01:59:25,629 --> 01:59:29,827 Let them state what they like, I'm not interested 1143 01:59:30,701 --> 01:59:32,532 Isn't that what we pay them for? 1144 01:59:51,889 --> 01:59:55,188 Antonio, Franz, please take the cats downstairs 1145 01:59:55,225 --> 01:59:57,591 feed them and get their baskets ready 1146 01:59:58,629 --> 02:00:00,722 I may leave tonight, so I'll take them with me 1147 02:00:04,167 --> 02:00:06,761 - You're hungry? - No! 1148 02:00:09,072 --> 02:00:12,769 - Franz, the cats - Yes, the cats! 1149 02:00:21,919 --> 02:00:23,784 Must you get the cats right now? 1150 02:00:23,987 --> 02:00:25,852 Of course. It won't take a minute 1151 02:00:58,655 --> 02:01:02,386 The lawyers are still waiting. What are you going to do? 1152 02:01:02,426 --> 02:01:04,986 You're talking about leaving... a separation... 1153 02:01:05,495 --> 02:01:11,434 The lawyers want a statement of moral and tangible support 1154 02:01:11,902 --> 02:01:13,199 I mentioned a separation 1155 02:01:13,236 --> 02:01:18,469 because you may not appreciate my plans for the future 1156 02:01:18,875 --> 02:01:24,871 Your call-girls forced me to think things over 1157 02:01:25,449 --> 02:01:29,010 Think what over, Pupe? 1158 02:01:29,086 --> 02:01:31,611 I want to get a job 1159 02:01:34,791 --> 02:01:36,952 The phone! Hurry, darling 1160 02:01:37,094 --> 02:01:38,823 My hands are full, I can't get it 1161 02:01:42,165 --> 02:01:48,729 Hello? Yes... For you, my lord... Mr. Zacchi! 1162 02:01:51,208 --> 02:01:56,510 Sorry, Zacchi. Yes, I'll be right with you 1163 02:01:57,647 --> 02:02:01,549 My wife? You've no idea how understanding she's been 1164 02:02:01,852 --> 02:02:09,588 Yes, yes... She has agreed... in principle 1165 02:02:10,427 --> 02:02:11,792 to issuing a statement 1166 02:02:11,995 --> 02:02:16,955 Yes, she's been wonderful! Yes, of course... 1167 02:02:17,501 --> 02:02:19,901 Hello... hello? 1168 02:02:23,073 --> 02:02:25,871 Excuse me, Zacchi, there's a long-distance call 1169 02:02:27,144 --> 02:02:29,442 Your father again, from Burgenstock! 1170 02:02:29,813 --> 02:02:32,043 Put him on 1171 02:02:52,736 --> 02:02:54,670 Now what does he want? 1172 02:02:55,672 --> 02:02:59,039 We made a bet. 100,000 dollars! 1173 02:03:00,577 --> 02:03:04,104 Daddy thinks I'm not capable of earning a living 1174 02:03:07,084 --> 02:03:09,416 Oh no, he wet me! 1175 02:03:09,886 --> 02:03:13,788 Franz, take the cat... and see to the others too 1176 02:03:17,027 --> 02:03:19,086 Yes, I'll have to start from scratch 1177 02:03:19,896 --> 02:03:21,864 as if I owned nothing but this dress 1178 02:03:22,099 --> 02:03:23,123 Well, a clean one maybe. 1179 02:03:24,468 --> 02:03:25,799 How about you? 1180 02:03:26,036 --> 02:03:29,005 Don't you think it would be fun to start working? 1181 02:03:29,473 --> 02:03:31,464 What fun is there in that? 1182 02:03:31,608 --> 02:03:34,634 The notion that work isn't boring went out with the ark 1183 02:03:34,878 --> 02:03:36,436 Ask Antonio... 1184 02:03:37,614 --> 02:03:38,603 Yes, sir? 1185 02:03:40,450 --> 02:03:41,417 You're bored, aren't you? 1186 02:03:45,388 --> 02:03:48,357 But surely you're not terribly bored? 1187 02:03:48,825 --> 02:03:52,693 I mean, you're not bored to distraction? 1188 02:03:54,531 --> 02:03:57,796 You have some little worries, like, say... 1189 02:03:57,934 --> 02:04:00,835 Oh yes, our pay! You promised me... 1190 02:04:00,937 --> 02:04:04,464 All in good time! You may go, Antonio 1191 02:04:10,914 --> 02:04:14,372 Did you have to ask him? I can judge for myself! 1192 02:04:14,451 --> 02:04:15,475 Sure, since when? 1193 02:04:16,453 --> 02:04:18,512 And even if Antonio is bored 1194 02:04:18,755 --> 02:04:22,384 he won't end up in the gossip columns like you! 1195 02:04:23,593 --> 02:04:25,026 What nonsense! 1196 02:04:27,097 --> 02:04:29,725 If Antonio has it off with a woman in the park 1197 02:04:30,233 --> 02:04:32,724 and then gives her two dollars, nobody cares 1198 02:04:33,136 --> 02:04:36,537 They certainly don't turn it into headline news 1199 02:04:38,742 --> 02:04:42,439 on the front page! Whereas the very same thing... 1200 02:04:43,747 --> 02:04:44,771 It's not the same, dear 1201 02:04:45,549 --> 02:04:49,076 The difference is if Antonio, after a day's work, goes and... 1202 02:04:51,021 --> 02:04:54,684 Oh, you don't understand. And don't think you can put me off 1203 02:04:55,425 --> 02:04:57,154 I'll start working, that's definite 1204 02:04:59,930 --> 02:05:03,457 I'd like to write, but at some future time 1205 02:05:03,700 --> 02:05:08,160 There are so many other jobs that have more to offer 1206 02:05:17,814 --> 02:05:19,008 Not the phone again! 1207 02:05:22,619 --> 02:05:23,677 Yes, what is it? 1208 02:05:25,021 --> 02:05:28,855 Oh, it's you, Mr. Zacchi! Where are you calling from? 1209 02:05:30,727 --> 02:05:33,491 You're still waiting, poor man? 1210 02:05:36,066 --> 02:05:39,695 Professor who? How kind of him! 1211 02:05:40,770 --> 02:05:42,203 He must be starving! 1212 02:05:43,540 --> 02:05:46,168 Yes, of course, I already told Ottavio 1213 02:05:46,776 --> 02:05:48,801 Do as you think best about those statements 1214 02:05:48,945 --> 02:05:50,071 Call my maid, please 1215 02:05:50,680 --> 02:05:55,845 No, not a denial, we'd look ridiculous. It's all true! 1216 02:05:57,654 --> 02:05:58,916 I'm surprised at you 1217 02:05:59,522 --> 02:06:02,047 Your lawyers say the papers printed lies 1218 02:06:04,194 --> 02:06:06,719 They want you to believe that because they think you're upset 1219 02:06:07,664 --> 02:06:09,222 Mr. Zacchi, do you really think 1220 02:06:09,266 --> 02:06:11,632 I have a middle-class outlook? 1221 02:06:11,935 --> 02:06:15,996 Even middle-class women are more open-minded these days 1222 02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:20,770 Yes, they are. People read, they go to the movies 1223 02:06:21,077 --> 02:06:23,204 Everybody does exactly the same things 1224 02:06:23,813 --> 02:06:27,442 Aristocrats, intellectuals, teen-agers... 1225 02:06:27,817 --> 02:06:29,910 I agree with Ottavio there 1226 02:06:32,756 --> 02:06:37,489 This is no scandal, this is just a banal little thing 1227 02:06:39,696 --> 02:06:41,493 I told my father that too 1228 02:06:42,699 --> 02:06:44,667 What did you say? 1229 02:06:46,736 --> 02:06:49,796 Yes, don't worry, the accounts have been unfrozen 1230 02:06:50,206 --> 02:06:51,901 Daddy knows quite well 1231 02:06:52,008 --> 02:06:55,967 this is one time Ottavio won't do anything rash 1232 02:06:58,114 --> 02:07:00,412 Pay what has to be paid, and that's that 1233 02:07:00,950 --> 02:07:02,815 Erminia, would you run my bath, please? 1234 02:07:06,122 --> 02:07:09,853 Hello, Mr. Zacchi? I warn you 1235 02:07:10,260 --> 02:07:12,922 you'll have to ask Ottavio for money now 1236 02:07:14,097 --> 02:07:16,122 I won't withdraw another penny 1237 02:07:18,668 --> 02:07:22,229 I've stopped living on an income... Yes, that's right 1238 02:07:23,840 --> 02:07:25,671 I'm going to work 1239 02:07:28,978 --> 02:07:31,811 Starting tomorrow, and I'm very happy 1240 02:07:32,716 --> 02:07:37,050 No, don't say that. Do you ever get bored? 1241 02:07:39,122 --> 02:07:43,422 But... not to distraction? 1242 02:07:45,729 --> 02:07:47,890 There, see! 1243 02:07:48,531 --> 02:07:51,500 No, believe me, it's because you work 1244 02:07:52,168 --> 02:07:53,829 Excuse me a minute... 1245 02:07:54,170 --> 02:07:57,003 Erminia, take the phone, would you? 1246 02:08:26,870 --> 02:08:28,064 Are you still there? 1247 02:08:28,505 --> 02:08:30,097 I'm sorry, I have so much to do 1248 02:08:32,008 --> 02:08:35,876 Believe me, I gave it a lot of thought 1249 02:08:37,414 --> 02:08:41,851 No, don't say that, it's not a sudden decision 1250 02:08:44,220 --> 02:08:48,953 No, I couldn't say... We'll probably split up 1251 02:08:52,529 --> 02:08:56,795 I'll try to explain by telling you what I said to someone 1252 02:08:57,734 --> 02:09:00,931 yesterday afternoon, while I was trying to work things out 1253 02:09:02,472 --> 02:09:08,638 Yes, a street vendor I stopped to talk to on my walk 1254 02:09:09,746 --> 02:09:12,180 Then you try to explain it to my husband 1255 02:09:12,882 --> 02:09:14,747 Where is my husband? Right here 1256 02:09:15,585 --> 02:09:19,453 I don't know how to make him understand these moods of mine 1257 02:09:21,791 --> 02:09:23,782 Right away, hold on 1258 02:09:23,927 --> 02:09:26,122 Zacchi asks you to go to him in the library 1259 02:09:29,232 --> 02:09:31,757 Yes... of course not! 1260 02:09:33,570 --> 02:09:35,162 Don't think that when I got married 1261 02:09:35,205 --> 02:09:38,697 I had any illusions of being able to communicate 1262 02:09:40,477 --> 02:09:44,106 I knew quite well I would be horribly lonely 1263 02:09:46,416 --> 02:09:50,716 I only married my husband so our property could marry 1264 02:09:51,221 --> 02:09:56,716 I respect money so much that I've decided to earn it! 1265 02:09:57,494 --> 02:09:59,587 I want to become an ordinary woman 1266 02:09:59,629 --> 02:10:05,124 with a concrete job and a lot of real worries, like yours 1267 02:10:09,172 --> 02:10:13,472 Yes... a physical attraction 1268 02:10:13,776 --> 02:10:16,142 is not enough to make a marriage 1269 02:10:17,580 --> 02:10:20,549 It comes... and then it goes 1270 02:10:23,920 --> 02:10:25,649 Goodbye, Mr. Zacchi 1271 02:10:26,823 --> 02:10:29,724 Take care of everything and keep me informed 1272 02:10:30,593 --> 02:10:32,185 or I'll be completely in the dark 1273 02:10:33,263 --> 02:10:36,130 I won't even have the money to buy a newspaper now 1274 02:10:52,949 --> 02:10:56,544 It's all taken care of the family side, anyway! 1275 02:10:57,120 --> 02:10:58,747 Which is important, isn't it? 1276 02:10:59,889 --> 02:11:02,949 The family is a masterpiece of nature, as Saint lala said 1277 02:11:04,227 --> 02:11:06,161 - Who said? - I'll tell you later 1278 02:11:06,663 --> 02:11:10,861 Would you mind signing this power of attorney? 1279 02:11:11,100 --> 02:11:14,661 Then as a reward I'll tell you who Saint lala was 1280 02:11:17,540 --> 02:11:18,905 Excellent, thank you 1281 02:11:21,911 --> 02:11:23,139 Thank goodness, that's settled 1282 02:11:24,247 --> 02:11:26,943 Are you sure the bank accounts have been unfrozen? 1283 02:11:27,584 --> 02:11:29,950 Mr. Alcamo! We're still here 1284 02:11:30,253 --> 02:11:31,914 I'm sure, Pupe told me 1285 02:11:31,955 --> 02:11:35,413 If you'd told me, I'd be worried. Because as a lawyer 1286 02:11:35,625 --> 02:11:37,092 you're worth... 1287 02:11:37,727 --> 02:11:40,958 She said some strange things... What's this about working? 1288 02:11:41,464 --> 02:11:42,431 A sudden whim? 1289 02:11:43,199 --> 02:11:47,693 Not that I disapprove, it could make quite an impression 1290 02:11:47,904 --> 02:11:51,601 I'll mention it at the press conference, it'll help you 1291 02:11:53,876 --> 02:11:56,902 Stick close to your wife. She says it doesn't matter, but... 1292 02:11:59,482 --> 02:12:05,079 I think it'll help if you're seen around a lot together 1293 02:12:05,188 --> 02:12:07,588 Don't you agree? 1294 02:12:09,459 --> 02:12:12,792 Go everywhere! The opera, the theatre... 1295 02:12:13,062 --> 02:12:16,122 - Goodbye - You've been invaluable 1296 02:12:16,666 --> 02:12:18,964 Well done, dear Ottavio 1297 02:12:19,435 --> 02:12:22,097 He's a good lad really, don't you think? 1298 02:12:35,652 --> 02:12:37,745 - Done everything? - He just wanted a signature 1299 02:12:41,891 --> 02:12:45,452 I wanted to thank you. You've been very kind, as usual 1300 02:12:45,895 --> 02:12:47,157 Yes, I know 1301 02:12:47,730 --> 02:12:49,994 Just one thing... 1302 02:12:50,133 --> 02:12:52,158 I'm drying myself, give me a hand! 1303 02:13:02,745 --> 02:13:03,769 What is it? 1304 02:13:10,219 --> 02:13:13,746 Listen, there's just one thing I didn't like 1305 02:13:14,824 --> 02:13:17,554 You told Zacchi ours was a marriage of convenience 1306 02:13:18,861 --> 02:13:21,159 but I wouldn't have married you 1307 02:13:21,664 --> 02:13:27,762 if I hadn't liked you, not even if you'd been a Rockefeller 1308 02:13:28,471 --> 02:13:31,804 That's nice to know. A Rockefeller! 1309 02:13:32,141 --> 02:13:35,133 Starting tomorrow I'll be a typist! No, not that 1310 02:13:35,178 --> 02:13:39,080 I can't type. I'd better do something else 1311 02:13:40,817 --> 02:13:42,148 Maybe I'll be a stewardess 1312 02:13:42,452 --> 02:13:43,510 Are you busy tonight? 1313 02:13:43,586 --> 02:13:45,383 No, not that, it's dangerous 1314 02:13:45,455 --> 02:13:46,615 Like to go out? 1315 02:13:46,756 --> 02:13:49,486 Planes crash, I'd be crazy to do that 1316 02:13:49,992 --> 02:13:53,587 - Let's go to the Rock - No, I'm going out 1317 02:13:53,963 --> 02:13:55,760 - On your own? - Yes 1318 02:13:55,998 --> 02:13:59,525 Oh, okay! May I ask where you're going? 1319 02:14:00,069 --> 02:14:01,730 I have to call in at La Scala 1320 02:14:02,472 --> 02:14:05,373 - How come? - To see Valli 1321 02:14:06,943 --> 02:14:09,912 But it's nothing you'd be interested in, sweetheart 1322 02:14:10,079 --> 02:14:11,979 It's about my plans for a job 1323 02:14:12,982 --> 02:14:15,576 What has Valli got to do with your job? 1324 02:14:15,718 --> 02:14:17,686 He promised to introduce me to Gianni 1325 02:14:19,188 --> 02:14:22,419 You want to model for him? Why not start your own business? 1326 02:14:22,492 --> 02:14:24,585 That takes a lot of money and I have none 1327 02:14:25,061 --> 02:14:26,585 The belt, Erminia 1328 02:14:33,102 --> 02:14:37,095 Sorry then, I get the message. I'll go out on my own 1329 02:14:38,775 --> 02:14:40,504 I'll go to the club 1330 02:14:41,878 --> 02:14:43,140 Have a good time! 1331 02:14:49,118 --> 02:14:50,779 Brush and hat, Erminia! 1332 02:15:03,800 --> 02:15:05,131 My jewellery! 1333 02:15:35,431 --> 02:15:38,195 Stole and purse, please 1334 02:15:41,871 --> 02:15:46,137 Tidy up and turn the lights out, I'll be back very late 1335 02:15:46,642 --> 02:15:48,109 Good night, ma'am 1336 02:15:56,619 --> 02:15:58,587 Clear the table in my room, Antonio 1337 02:15:59,522 --> 02:16:00,511 Good night, dear 1338 02:16:03,192 --> 02:16:05,717 Franz, please ask Mario to get the car out 1339 02:16:05,795 --> 02:16:07,763 The Jaguar, ma'am? 1340 02:16:08,130 --> 02:16:11,429 No, the Fiat. I want to drive 1341 02:16:11,767 --> 02:16:13,029 Right away, ma'am 1342 02:16:17,940 --> 02:16:20,067 I thought you were going out? 1343 02:16:21,510 --> 02:16:23,603 No, I want to read for a while 1344 02:16:31,053 --> 02:16:32,213 There's no light here 1345 02:17:03,019 --> 02:17:06,113 - Forgotten something? - It's all wrong 1346 02:17:06,856 --> 02:17:11,486 This outfit, can't you see? Just look at it! 1347 02:17:11,727 --> 02:17:12,659 What's wrong with it? 1348 02:17:13,095 --> 02:17:15,655 It's too chic for someone who's looking for a job 1349 02:17:16,632 --> 02:17:18,156 What would you wear? 1350 02:17:18,868 --> 02:17:21,564 You're going to La Scala, aren't you? 1351 02:17:22,104 --> 02:17:23,969 But I'm not going to see an opera! 1352 02:17:25,641 --> 02:17:28,872 When did you ever go just to see an opera? 1353 02:17:32,915 --> 02:17:37,443 Listen, Pupe... I'll give you a hand 1354 02:17:39,989 --> 02:17:44,392 - I don't trust you - I have very good taste 1355 02:17:47,496 --> 02:17:52,126 Well? What do you think I should wear? Tell me 1356 02:17:52,668 --> 02:17:55,034 Go just as you are, you look wonderful 1357 02:17:55,972 --> 02:17:57,963 You're very pretty, honestly 1358 02:17:58,441 --> 02:18:02,400 That's the main essential when it comes to finding a job 1359 02:18:02,445 --> 02:18:04,140 There, see, you don't understand! 1360 02:18:06,215 --> 02:18:08,683 You judge by the same yardstick you use with 1361 02:18:23,799 --> 02:18:26,529 Speaking of which, I'd like to know one thing 1362 02:18:28,104 --> 02:18:30,664 Say when you went to see dear old Imola 1363 02:18:30,973 --> 02:18:34,101 I had been there with the other girls 1364 02:18:36,112 --> 02:18:37,773 who would you have picked? 1365 02:18:38,714 --> 02:18:42,775 Careful... you must tell the truth 1366 02:18:44,987 --> 02:18:46,045 I'd have picked you 1367 02:18:49,658 --> 02:18:51,990 Well, well... I'm glad 1368 02:18:55,231 --> 02:18:57,791 Can you picture it? Me there, and you... 1369 02:18:59,568 --> 02:19:01,502 I'm going to die laughing! 1370 02:19:04,774 --> 02:19:08,676 - Are they going out or not? - My guess is, not any more 1371 02:19:11,447 --> 02:19:13,108 Lay off the champagne! 1372 02:19:13,482 --> 02:19:15,814 Turn the lights out and close the shutters 1373 02:19:20,056 --> 02:19:22,422 I'll just make a call 1374 02:19:24,860 --> 02:19:26,851 You're always on the phone! 1375 02:19:31,901 --> 02:19:34,631 Hello, Gina? Can you hear me? 1376 02:19:34,737 --> 02:19:36,364 I can't make it 1377 02:19:36,505 --> 02:19:39,497 They were going out but they changed their mind 1378 02:19:39,975 --> 02:19:42,739 Come on, hurry it up! 1379 02:19:43,012 --> 02:19:45,776 Yes, I know, but I can't 1380 02:19:46,048 --> 02:19:49,074 Tomorrow night? Yes, okay 1381 02:19:49,885 --> 02:19:51,853 I'll take you to the movies 1382 02:19:56,525 --> 02:20:00,621 Yes, sure... All right... 1383 02:20:58,420 --> 02:21:00,445 What do you want? 1384 02:21:13,569 --> 02:21:15,196 That's not a kiss, you're cheating 1385 02:21:19,008 --> 02:21:22,671 You're so funny! Do you know what I was thinking? 1386 02:21:26,248 --> 02:21:28,773 How often have we been to bed together 1387 02:21:30,486 --> 02:21:31,976 since we were married? 1388 02:21:32,121 --> 02:21:33,679 I don't know, what a question! 1389 02:21:34,256 --> 02:21:37,919 It's already 13 months. If we say an average of... 1390 02:21:38,027 --> 02:21:39,119 Hold on... 1391 02:21:41,463 --> 02:21:44,660 - At least 150 - 150 what? 1392 02:21:44,900 --> 02:21:46,162 Us two, together 1393 02:21:47,036 --> 02:21:50,563 At what your girls charge, you know what you owe me? 1394 02:21:50,839 --> 02:21:52,898 Sixty thousand dollars! 1395 02:21:54,843 --> 02:21:57,710 I can buy a penthouse and open a boutique 1396 02:21:59,148 --> 02:22:00,547 You're nuts! 1397 02:22:03,886 --> 02:22:05,683 You said you would have picked me 1398 02:22:06,155 --> 02:22:07,986 I calculated the flat rate 1399 02:22:08,157 --> 02:22:11,388 I mean 400 dollars, without Imola's commission 1400 02:22:20,002 --> 02:22:21,697 No, no, too easy 1401 02:22:23,472 --> 02:22:25,099 I don't want to make any mistakes 1402 02:22:25,908 --> 02:22:27,705 I'd better not go tonight 1403 02:22:29,178 --> 02:22:32,807 I don't trust Valli anyway. And you're right about Gianni 1404 02:22:33,449 --> 02:22:34,916 Yes, a boutique is better 1405 02:22:35,050 --> 02:22:37,712 Or antiques. Everybody does it 1406 02:22:37,753 --> 02:22:41,519 It's easy. Or an art gallery. Yes, just the thing! 1407 02:22:41,724 --> 02:22:42,588 What's that? New? 1408 02:22:42,858 --> 02:22:45,383 Chanel... It's ever so old, I've had it a month 1409 02:22:45,894 --> 02:22:47,828 - Never seen it before - You don't look at me 1410 02:22:48,998 --> 02:22:52,456 You may be right, but I can see you now 1411 02:22:57,473 --> 02:23:00,772 - No, none of that... - I feel like it 1412 02:23:00,909 --> 02:23:02,672 - Just a physical urge? - That's right 1413 02:23:04,947 --> 02:23:09,145 You know what then? Go to Imola's girls 1414 02:23:10,119 --> 02:23:12,451 That's what they're for. It's their job 1415 02:23:13,188 --> 02:23:16,453 - But I want you! - Do you? Pay me then 1416 02:23:17,826 --> 02:23:21,125 - 400 or 700? - 400 dollars! 1417 02:23:23,198 --> 02:23:25,428 Are you on? It's a fair price, isn't it? 1418 02:23:26,669 --> 02:23:28,159 I wouldn't think twice if I were you 1419 02:23:30,105 --> 02:23:31,697 You'll save the extra charge 1420 02:23:32,474 --> 02:23:34,965 You realize you have to earn it? 1421 02:23:36,412 --> 02:23:39,609 - Take Lilli now... - Oh, I know, don't worry 1422 02:23:42,551 --> 02:23:44,746 Where did you learn? 1423 02:23:45,621 --> 02:23:47,612 That's none of your business 1424 02:23:49,124 --> 02:23:50,716 Come here, come here! 1425 02:23:52,528 --> 02:23:53,927 Tell me... please! 1426 02:23:54,129 --> 02:23:56,927 I got Lilli to explain it to me 1427 02:23:57,800 --> 02:23:58,767 What? 1428 02:24:01,437 --> 02:24:02,631 I'll pay you, you know 1429 02:24:05,407 --> 02:24:06,704 I don't trust you, dear 1430 02:24:09,511 --> 02:24:10,500 In advance! 1431 02:24:13,415 --> 02:24:14,507 Okay! 1432 02:25:58,654 --> 02:26:02,750 Who? My father? 1433 02:26:05,561 --> 02:26:09,725 Tell him I can't speak to him now 1434 02:26:11,533 --> 02:26:15,526 because... I'm working 1435 02:26:18,974 --> 02:26:21,135 And please tell him 1436 02:26:23,278 --> 02:26:26,441 I've found a job 1437 02:26:27,683 --> 02:26:34,145 Yes... a job... Thank you 1438 02:27:07,823 --> 02:27:10,018 Pupe, may I come in? 1439 02:30:21,583 --> 02:30:23,574 Hey there, Turazzi. 1440 02:30:24,186 --> 02:30:25,587 It's me. 1441 02:30:25,587 --> 02:30:25,951 It's me. 1442 02:30:26,088 --> 02:30:30,855 - Sure, I remember. What you doing here? - Wherever there's a fair on, I'm around. 1443 02:30:30,892 --> 02:30:36,762 - You'd better see to it that I pick out a winner. - This is your lucky day, my friend. 1444 02:30:36,798 --> 02:30:39,601 Well, give me two then. The 90 and the 5. 1445 02:30:39,601 --> 02:30:40,363 Well, give me two then. The 90 and the 5. 1446 02:30:45,841 --> 02:30:48,537 That's 6,000. - You raised the price too, you little chiseler! 1447 02:30:48,677 --> 02:30:53,671 You think you'd pay more for a laxative. And if you win it you won't have any complaints. 1448 02:30:53,715 --> 02:30:54,116 Alright, let's have another, the 13. 1449 02:30:54,116 --> 02:30:56,778 Alright, let's have another, the 13. 1450 02:30:57,152 --> 02:31:01,179 Er, would you maybe have a friend? Someone I can trust, you know? 1451 02:31:03,925 --> 02:31:06,860 - Not someone too young. - Come here a second, I got a good thing. 1452 02:31:06,928 --> 02:31:08,130 Don't yell! It's the kind of thing could get us in hot water. 1453 02:31:08,130 --> 02:31:09,893 Don't yell! It's the kind of thing could get us in hot water. 1454 02:31:09,931 --> 02:31:12,024 You just hang on. I'll sell them all for you. 1455 02:31:14,736 --> 02:31:17,603 - Hey, boys! Listen to me! - Oh now look, Turazzi! Please. 1456 02:31:18,440 --> 02:31:20,704 I will not be an ostrich, my friends! 1457 02:31:20,742 --> 02:31:22,144 - That's what they said on the radio. - Well, as long as it's said on the radio... 1458 02:31:22,144 --> 02:31:24,510 - That's what they said on the radio. - Well, as long as it's said on the radio... 1459 02:31:24,679 --> 02:31:29,013 There's a great danger of war. Why attempt to conceal it? Don't imitate the ostrich! 1460 02:31:29,184 --> 02:31:31,516 I declare I won't be an ostrich! 1461 02:31:31,820 --> 02:31:35,051 War? What war? It's you who'll talk us into a war. Ivo! 1462 02:31:35,090 --> 02:31:36,658 - Maybe they'll ask your permission to begin. - This time it's a question of who gets to the 1463 02:31:36,658 --> 02:31:39,422 - Maybe they'll ask your permission to begin. - This time it's a question of who gets to the 1464 02:31:39,461 --> 02:31:42,794 button first. There's not much to be done. - Yes, but who'll want to assume such a 1465 02:31:42,831 --> 02:31:45,800 responsibility in the pages of history? - You're the veterinarian. You're soft- hearted. 1466 02:31:45,834 --> 02:31:50,498 Don't bother with all this nonsense, I say. If you want to enjoy life, I'll show you how! Ivo! 1467 02:31:50,772 --> 02:31:53,138 What have you got, Turazzi? 1468 02:31:53,475 --> 02:31:57,138 A raffle, a lottery. Call it what you like, the drawing's tonight. 1469 02:31:57,612 --> 02:32:02,606 - I never yet made anything that way. - You'd do better to look at a newspaper! 1470 02:32:02,751 --> 02:32:04,686 When I follow the news, things are just as bad as now. Ivo, come on! 1471 02:32:04,686 --> 02:32:08,087 When I follow the news, things are just as bad as now. Ivo, come on! 1472 02:32:08,123 --> 02:32:13,652 There's no catch here, nothing shady. It's based on the winner of the national lottery. 1473 02:32:13,695 --> 02:32:17,825 If the first number is 62 and you got 62 then you're the winner. It proves you're naturally 1474 02:32:17,866 --> 02:32:18,700 lucky. Born under a lucky star. You'll weep tears of joy and a prize you'll never forget. 1475 02:32:18,700 --> 02:32:22,659 Lucky. Born under a lucky star. You'll weep tears of joy and a prize you'll never forget. 1476 02:32:22,704 --> 02:32:27,869 Please, lower your voices! Alright gentlemen, that'll be 3,000. 1477 02:32:27,909 --> 02:32:31,845 - Three for all of us? - For one. It's a bargain price too, I swear it. 1478 02:32:31,880 --> 02:32:33,215 What do we get, a palace? - The most precious thing in the world! 1479 02:32:33,215 --> 02:32:35,775 What do we get, a palace? - The most precious thing in the world! 1480 02:32:35,817 --> 02:32:41,756 What's the most precious thing in the world? - Please! You'll have me arrested... 1481 02:32:42,390 --> 02:32:46,724 - Are you the one who sells tickets? - I said don't yell! I'll be there in a second. 1482 02:32:48,129 --> 02:32:51,724 Will you explain it? Don't bawl it out, will you! - How many numbers in the national lottery? 1483 02:32:51,833 --> 02:32:54,802 - 70. - So that's why he's selling 70 tickets. 1484 02:32:54,870 --> 02:33:00,035 70 tickets? 70 times 3 means 210,000 lire! - You've seen her, of course? 1485 02:33:00,075 --> 02:33:01,243 I have seen her. Take a chance. At six she'll be yours, or someone else's. 1486 02:33:01,243 --> 02:33:05,976 I have seen her. Take a chance. At six she'll be yours, or someone else's. 1487 02:33:06,014 --> 02:33:10,474 - Six o'clock precisely. - You sit down in front of your television, 1488 02:33:10,518 --> 02:33:14,955 open those ears of yours and listen. Bari, nothing. Milan, nothing. Cagliari, nothing... 1489 02:33:14,990 --> 02:33:15,757 Naples? Naples, you stop there. The very first number on the wheel, that's the winner. 1490 02:33:15,757 --> 02:33:19,056 Naples? Naples, you stop there. The very first number on the wheel, that's the winner. 1491 02:33:19,494 --> 02:33:23,123 - Naples, because she's a Neapolitan. - Who!?! 1492 02:33:23,198 --> 02:33:28,534 Explain to them 'under your breath. We're among gentlemen. How many? 1493 02:33:28,570 --> 02:33:29,738 The whole block of tickets. And if I were richer I'd buy them all! 1494 02:33:29,738 --> 02:33:32,434 The whole block of tickets. And if I were richer I'd buy them all! 1495 02:33:32,474 --> 02:33:36,808 You're right. You all come with me. We'll go look over the merchandise. 1496 02:33:37,512 --> 02:33:39,776 - Give me number 14. - Which one? 1497 02:33:40,382 --> 02:33:43,752 Alright... Explain to these fellows that it's a delicate matter, will ya? 1498 02:33:43,752 --> 02:33:44,377 Alright... Explain to these fellows that it's a delicate matter, will ya? 1499 02:33:44,719 --> 02:33:47,916 Don't worry, I'll bring them back here. We're going off to have a look at the goods. 1500 02:33:48,423 --> 02:33:54,384 Those guys'll get me thrown into jail with their shouting. Number 14. 1501 02:33:54,429 --> 02:33:57,762 - And 13! - It's sold already. 1502 02:34:37,906 --> 02:34:40,575 Bravo, bravo! All the fire-crackers. You're the sharp-shooting champion. 1503 02:34:40,575 --> 02:34:41,337 Bravo, bravo! All the fire-crackers. You're the sharp-shooting champion. 1504 02:34:41,409 --> 02:34:45,778 People of Lugo... aim at the balloons. No more of those fire-crackers. 1505 02:34:46,081 --> 02:34:49,050 Come on, onwards and upwards, there is more fun here and more kicks! 1506 02:34:50,385 --> 02:34:54,048 You're a real champion. Aim at the balloons, it's easy. 1507 02:34:54,489 --> 02:34:54,589 No pushing now. You know you don't like getting pushed while you shoot. 1508 02:34:54,589 --> 02:34:58,150 No pushing now. You know you don't like getting pushed while you shoot. 1509 02:34:58,493 --> 02:35:01,894 People of Lugo, be an example. Aim at the balloons now. 1510 02:35:04,733 --> 02:35:07,861 That's enough now, hmm? Aim at the balloons, it's easy. 1511 02:35:07,936 --> 02:35:09,104 ...it's easy. 1512 02:35:09,571 --> 02:35:13,439 Come on, see if you can hit the string. Break the string that holds the bottle 1513 02:35:13,475 --> 02:35:17,138 of the world-famous wine produced in the hills of Frascati. 1514 02:35:17,412 --> 02:35:20,540 Try and break the string. People of Lugo don't push now... 1515 02:35:23,985 --> 02:35:25,850 Hey, you play on this side! You there. 1516 02:35:29,958 --> 02:35:33,155 Finished shooting? That's three loadings... 1517 02:35:33,428 --> 02:35:34,918 2,000. 1518 02:35:36,197 --> 02:35:36,998 Thank you, sir 1519 02:35:36,998 --> 02:35:37,828 Thank you, sir 1520 02:35:43,772 --> 02:35:45,603 Ah, you old letchers. 1521 02:35:45,640 --> 02:35:48,507 Aim at the baloons, it's easy. You get one shot for 10 lire. 1522 02:35:48,543 --> 02:35:51,179 People of Lugo, try for the balloons, it's easy. 1523 02:35:51,179 --> 02:35:52,111 People of Lugo, try for the balloons, it's easy. 1524 02:35:57,786 --> 02:36:00,755 Do you want to reload gentlemen? Don't you want to reload? 1525 02:36:00,955 --> 02:36:03,082 I must have a look at this wonder. 1526 02:36:07,462 --> 02:36:08,554 Pistol or rifle? 1527 02:36:08,863 --> 02:36:13,732 - Why, she's never seen you before. - The police must not got wind of this deal. 1528 02:36:14,235 --> 02:36:19,229 - He's pulling wool over your eyes. It's a trick. - Well I swear it's alright. 1529 02:36:19,274 --> 02:36:19,874 I hope I drop dead right now if I told you a single lie. 1530 02:36:19,874 --> 02:36:21,899 I hope I drop dead right now if I told you a single lie. 1531 02:36:22,077 --> 02:36:24,443 Aim at the target, gentlemen. 1532 02:36:24,813 --> 02:36:26,542 Oh, what a target! 1533 02:36:30,051 --> 02:36:33,020 ...Well, I'm going back for a ticket, or ten! 1534 02:36:34,722 --> 02:36:39,682 Alright, but why do you need this lottery? No more than 20,000 and you could have her. 1535 02:36:39,861 --> 02:36:42,625 You're wrong. Listen, I've tried it. Here you can only see her head. 1536 02:36:42,664 --> 02:36:44,825 Come on, we can do better than that. 1537 02:36:48,069 --> 02:36:53,200 - Papa, take a look at the new target! - And what do you think you're doing here? 1538 02:36:56,978 --> 02:37:02,109 Supposing when you win she says: 'Sorry, you're not my type, sir'. Supposing she says: 1539 02:37:02,150 --> 02:37:02,350 'You're too darn small'. - And you're too darn stupid. 1540 02:37:02,350 --> 02:37:06,184 'You're too darn small'. - And you're too darn stupid. 1541 02:37:07,555 --> 02:37:10,023 Come on, can anybody break the string? 1542 02:37:10,091 --> 02:37:13,993 Just break the string for one bottle of fine Albano wine from Frascati. 1543 02:37:14,195 --> 02:37:16,364 Step right up, people of Lugo. One bulls-eye wins the wine... 1544 02:37:16,364 --> 02:37:17,456 Step right up, people of Lugo. One bulls-eye wins the wine... 1545 02:37:17,632 --> 02:37:22,001 Break the string, break the string. Folks, it's easy! Just break the string... 1546 02:37:43,424 --> 02:37:44,592 Let's have a big hand for the champ now, people of Lugo. 1547 02:37:44,592 --> 02:37:46,025 Let's have a big hand for the champ now, people of Lugo. 1548 02:37:46,094 --> 02:37:49,393 The prize is one bottle of Albano wine from Frascati... 1549 02:37:52,534 --> 02:37:54,525 Don't you tempt me, you pig! 1550 02:37:54,636 --> 02:37:55,102 Zoe! 1551 02:37:57,772 --> 02:37:58,773 - You can try those tricks on your sister. - I haven't got one! 1552 02:37:58,773 --> 02:38:01,139 - You can try those tricks on your sister. - I haven't got one! 1553 02:38:01,709 --> 02:38:05,770 All the better for her. Stay away until you learn some manners. That's 5,000. 1554 02:38:05,813 --> 02:38:09,180 - Are you crazy? - Can't you count, you cheapskate? 1555 02:38:09,551 --> 02:38:11,018 Shut up and pay the lady... 1556 02:38:11,819 --> 02:38:13,154 Aim at the balloons, it's easy, onwards and upwards, people of Lugo... 1557 02:38:13,154 --> 02:38:16,851 Aim at the balloons, it's easy, onwards and upwards, people of Lugo... 1558 02:38:22,864 --> 02:38:24,422 Mamma mia, a bull! 1559 02:38:35,543 --> 02:38:36,942 Mamma mia! 1560 02:38:39,147 --> 02:38:41,616 - He's looking straight at me! - It's you red blouse! Take it off quick! 1561 02:38:41,616 --> 02:38:43,140 - He's looking straight at me! - It's you red blouse! Take it off quick! 1562 02:39:00,768 --> 02:39:02,030 Go on, get him! 1563 02:39:05,473 --> 02:39:06,906 Bravo! You're a hero! 1564 02:39:12,914 --> 02:39:17,408 - Don't put it on again! - Yeah, don't put it on again! 1565 02:39:23,057 --> 02:39:24,025 - If you're shooting stay, if not you can go. - Hey, I've got the 13, the 5 and the 90. 1566 02:39:24,025 --> 02:39:27,756 - If you're shooting stay, if not you can go. - Hey, I've got the 13, the 5 and the 90. 1567 02:39:28,896 --> 02:39:31,057 So long. 1568 02:39:42,110 --> 02:39:46,171 If I could just pay just a little a time, you'll see, then I'd buy 20 of them. 1569 02:39:46,214 --> 02:39:50,116 Can't do that, 'cause we're always on the move. Today we're here, tomorrow there. 1570 02:39:50,151 --> 02:39:52,420 Well, that's a pretty high price. That's two days' work... 1571 02:39:52,420 --> 02:39:54,650 Well, that's a pretty high price. That's two days' work... 1572 02:40:05,066 --> 02:40:06,434 Oh please, let me win! If I will, I'll walk without shoes until the sanctuary of Saint Luca! 1573 02:40:06,434 --> 02:40:12,395 Oh please, let me win! If I will, I'll walk without shoes until the sanctuary of Saint Luca! 1574 02:40:12,774 --> 02:40:16,710 - Well, when do we get the results? - When the stands close up for the night. 1575 02:40:22,450 --> 02:40:24,179 What's you opinion? 1576 02:40:37,432 --> 02:40:40,026 - Let's form a corporation! I got 1,500 lire. - No, no. 1577 02:40:40,068 --> 02:40:43,970 - What's your objection? ...I'm absolutely sure of winning. 1578 02:40:44,872 --> 02:40:48,976 - I'll be around later. - So long... How can you make a company 1579 02:40:48,976 --> 02:40:49,499 - I'll be around later. - So long... How can you make a company 1580 02:40:49,544 --> 02:40:53,674 where profits can't be shared? - What about playing 'odds and evens'? 1581 02:40:58,920 --> 02:41:02,990 Alright, Saverio, you sing sweet music. From here on we're partners in lust... 1582 02:41:07,829 --> 02:41:08,989 What do you want? 1583 02:41:09,030 --> 02:41:11,430 Please, could I join you? I'd like to. 1584 02:41:11,532 --> 02:41:14,695 - Ah, go ring your bells, little man. - This isn't for you, sacristy. 1585 02:41:14,736 --> 02:41:17,004 I dreamt of her the whole night through. She was going to bed 1586 02:41:17,004 --> 02:41:17,993 I dreamt of her the whole night through. She was going to bed 1587 02:41:18,039 --> 02:41:22,169 and she was taking off her petticoat. But after that there was another, and I kept saying: 1588 02:41:22,210 --> 02:41:26,874 'Hurry, take it all off, would you? Take it off now! '. But she kept stripping off things. 1589 02:41:26,914 --> 02:41:31,519 Always more petticoats! Well she must've had on 20, 30! 1590 02:42:21,068 --> 02:42:26,700 Princess Teodoli has left on her yacht for the Balearic Islands, 1591 02:42:26,741 --> 02:42:31,110 accompanied by Hyacinth of Belmonte, Dame Maria Gonzales, 1592 02:42:31,145 --> 02:42:36,606 the Marquis of Valfaruta, the Commissioner of Labour Orlandini, 1593 02:42:36,818 --> 02:42:42,154 Duke and Duchess of Pontesemolo, Mina and Tot� di Regalis, Giotto and Consuela 1594 02:42:42,190 --> 02:42:48,595 Barotti, Cris and Giulio di Mont-sant, the Count of Caprari, and Hh... 1595 02:42:49,163 --> 02:42:52,792 this is full of aitches. See if you can pronounce it. I can't. 1596 02:42:52,834 --> 02:42:54,734 - Seems like a 'b'. - No, that's an aitch. 1597 02:42:54,769 --> 02:42:56,566 - So then he's a Turk. 1598 02:42:56,838 --> 02:43:01,741 Nadine di Orsandor, Pupe Crionovesti, Gigi de Pr��a, Toni Morgandis, 1599 02:43:01,776 --> 02:43:07,146 the Countess of Solmi. They'll finish their cruise next month, stopping at Palermo. 1600 02:43:07,782 --> 02:43:10,774 ...the poorer is a duke. 1601 02:43:11,986 --> 02:43:16,946 Ah, what a fool I was not to learn how to read! If I'd just finished first grade even! 1602 02:43:16,991 --> 02:43:20,950 - If you spend one day at it, you can write. - So what! 1603 02:43:21,629 --> 02:43:26,896 Now I've got to worry about making a living. If I could only save up 6 million lire. Seven. 1604 02:43:27,869 --> 02:43:30,463 Better make it eight, and then I'll be independent. 1605 02:43:30,505 --> 02:43:33,167 I'll marry whoever I please, just like Countess Solmi and the rest. 1606 02:43:34,542 --> 02:43:36,737 Money, money, money 1607 02:43:36,777 --> 02:43:38,404 makes men bolder. 1608 02:43:38,446 --> 02:43:41,472 Especially if you're older. - Zoe! 1609 02:43:44,785 --> 02:43:48,881 - What do you want? - I want a look! Then I'll buy a ticket. 1610 02:43:49,123 --> 02:43:52,684 Morons! What a pair of fat-heads! I'd like to slap their faces. 1611 02:43:53,694 --> 02:43:58,859 - Zoe, let's have a little look at your legs. - How I'd like to beat some manners into you! 1612 02:43:59,066 --> 02:44:03,696 - Don't get all hot and bothered little girl. - Be polite, you two ignorant peasants! 1613 02:44:03,838 --> 02:44:06,773 - Listen to her, will you? - I want to see Naples before I die! 1614 02:44:06,807 --> 02:44:09,002 Take off your hat, boy, when you mention Naples. 1615 02:44:10,745 --> 02:44:14,772 Before I'd go with those two, I'd take charity. They make you want to forget 1616 02:44:14,815 --> 02:44:18,046 all these lotteries. Vilma, this is the last one. 1617 02:44:18,853 --> 02:44:21,185 Money's the root of all evil... 1618 02:44:29,630 --> 02:44:34,090 I want to get a carriage for the baby, lined with pink silk. 1619 02:44:34,135 --> 02:44:39,095 Let's pay our taxes. How'd they locate us? We never leave any address around. 1620 02:44:40,608 --> 02:44:44,704 - Ten years taxes, they want it all... - Now, don't get upset, it's bad for you. 1621 02:44:44,912 --> 02:44:48,973 We'll give it all back to you, If you're not sure of us we'll sign over the caravan, 1622 02:44:49,016 --> 02:44:54,386 the shooting gallery, all we've got. - Hah! Take it, spill and spend it... 1623 02:45:04,065 --> 02:45:06,761 Ah, that's better, they took the hint. 1624 02:45:08,102 --> 02:45:12,698 You can't even put on a red blouse. There was a bull who didn't like the color? 1625 02:45:12,807 --> 02:45:15,139 If you die, we'll be ruined. 1626 02:45:16,944 --> 02:45:18,138 Cicci... 1627 02:45:26,854 --> 02:45:29,982 Must've come into the world with a craving for grapes! 1628 02:45:32,927 --> 02:45:35,088 I've just sold the last raffle tickets. 1629 02:45:36,063 --> 02:45:38,156 - Who to? - Two fellas. 1630 02:45:38,532 --> 02:45:39,965 - The two out there? - Yeah. 1631 02:45:40,468 --> 02:45:44,404 But you can't just sell tickets, you have to look at the faces! 1632 02:45:44,438 --> 02:45:49,569 - A bit of good taste is needed in business. - I got lots of taste, but I'm no woman. 1633 02:45:49,844 --> 02:45:55,111 You'd deal in white slavery if it paid you! - Should I ask for a certificate of morals? 1634 02:45:55,149 --> 02:45:59,483 You'd sell me to that French Marquis! What's his name, Vilma? 1635 02:45:59,520 --> 02:46:03,684 I think his name begins with an 'S'. - If one of those two wins, 1636 02:46:04,525 --> 02:46:08,017 what do you plan to do, huh? You sleep with them. 1637 02:46:08,195 --> 02:46:13,690 I'll slip out on the first train, my boy. - We always behaved in the right way 1638 02:46:13,768 --> 02:46:17,795 A fine lot of sentiments, on my skin I'll just say 'so long', 1639 02:46:17,872 --> 02:46:21,035 I got an other offer to manage 3 stands. I'll say so long! 1640 02:46:22,076 --> 02:46:27,946 - You should show a little of gratitude... ...for your percentage on every sale? 1641 02:46:28,215 --> 02:46:32,709 You think it's easy peddling chances on a raffle? Those prices are high. 1642 02:46:32,753 --> 02:46:36,780 They gave more than a million in Rome. It was in the news. 1643 02:46:36,824 --> 02:46:42,421 - But that's the capital. It's a very chic crowd. - Maybe you think I'm not chic enough! 1644 02:46:42,997 --> 02:46:48,025 - Well then, so long! Ciao, ciao! - You're crazy! I'll have to refund the tickets. 1645 02:46:48,069 --> 02:46:51,095 So return the tickets! Enough, enough! 1646 02:46:51,505 --> 02:46:57,466 - Zoe, stay here! Don't abandon us. - And talk to him! I'm not his slave-girl! 1647 02:46:58,546 --> 02:47:01,845 I won't end up like my mother. That's all, ciao! 1648 02:47:02,717 --> 02:47:09,680 - I feel terrible, I feel awful. - Wait. Wait a second. Vilma. 1649 02:47:09,924 --> 02:47:13,883 Vilma I was kidding, I'll stay, I won't leave you. Get some water right away. Vilma, 1650 02:47:14,462 --> 02:47:19,798 Vilma open your eyes, say something. I'll buy you a television set, anything you want. 1651 02:47:20,501 --> 02:47:25,438 They'll take away all we've got, all. They'll confiscate our little caravan. 1652 02:47:25,473 --> 02:47:29,876 - Calm down now. Take it easy. - They've increased the booth area rates. 1653 02:47:30,644 --> 02:47:34,637 - What are booth area rates? - A tax for your standing area. 1654 02:47:34,682 --> 02:47:39,483 - 16,000 per square yard. - Never mind, Vilma, I'll fix it for you. 1655 02:47:39,820 --> 02:47:43,381 I swear. But you can't get upset like this. This little creature will be terrified. 1656 02:47:45,092 --> 02:47:49,426 ...Listen, it's already moving. 1657 02:47:51,665 --> 02:47:53,155 ...it's really moving... 1658 02:47:56,437 --> 02:48:00,999 - You still got some tickets? - Sorry, sold out. 1659 02:48:08,582 --> 02:48:10,675 That will be 4,000 lire. 1660 02:48:20,728 --> 02:48:23,526 How is the bull doing? 1661 02:48:23,898 --> 02:48:25,957 Good evening. Come for a ride. 1662 02:48:27,635 --> 02:48:28,932 Sorry, I'm on duty. 1663 02:48:29,603 --> 02:48:33,664 - Well tonight, when you're through work. - I would like to. 1664 02:48:33,974 --> 02:48:37,000 - Fine! It's a date. - No, not tonight. 1665 02:48:37,444 --> 02:48:41,005 - Oh, why not? - Because I got... well, I'm busy. 1666 02:48:41,081 --> 02:48:45,142 - Doing what? - Why should I tell you? 1667 02:48:45,653 --> 02:48:48,884 - Oh, come on! Tell me. - Will you load this pistol I payed or not? 1668 02:48:48,989 --> 02:48:52,686 Hey, hey! If you're in such a hurry, go! - I paid! I couldn't care less! 1669 02:48:52,726 --> 02:48:55,957 - He's right, he paid. - What business are you in, anyway? 1670 02:48:58,165 --> 02:49:02,158 - What about the customers rights? - This won't end here... 1671 02:49:06,574 --> 02:49:10,772 Want to shoot this? So practice. 1672 02:49:18,619 --> 02:49:21,053 - Hey, have you got a boyfriend? - Me? 1673 02:49:22,756 --> 02:49:23,780 Well then? 1674 02:49:41,809 --> 02:49:44,903 Caspar, where have you been? 1675 02:49:44,945 --> 02:49:49,712 What on earth are you doing there? Get on! 1676 02:49:50,184 --> 02:49:54,917 Don't you know someone has to ring the bells for the procession? 1677 02:50:09,203 --> 02:50:13,731 We've got a block of 50 raffle tickets out of 70. The stud's got to be out of this stable. 1678 02:50:13,774 --> 02:50:18,473 Hey, listen. The winner's got to come across with the story, all the details, the whole truth! 1679 02:50:18,979 --> 02:50:23,177 - The whole truth, and nothing but the truth! - Watch the screen. 1680 02:50:31,058 --> 02:50:35,119 They take so long! 1681 02:50:55,582 --> 02:50:57,174 38? I got 38! Hey I got it! 1682 02:51:04,692 --> 02:51:06,990 Let's have that door shut... 1683 02:51:09,630 --> 02:51:15,660 - Tell the bishop to make less of a racket! - You'll never come to any good. 1684 02:51:17,004 --> 02:51:19,472 The second number is 22. 1685 02:51:19,506 --> 02:51:22,407 - Have you read the declaration of Kruschev? - Oh, stop bothering us! 1686 02:51:46,467 --> 02:51:51,461 We repeat the results of the drawing at Rome: 38, 22... 1687 02:51:52,639 --> 02:51:55,130 - Well boys, what's new? - We're waiting for the drawing. 1688 02:51:55,175 --> 02:51:57,700 Don't forget works of charity. 1689 02:52:02,950 --> 02:52:06,545 - Sorry, I have to go. - Come on, you can stay a little while longer. 1690 02:52:10,057 --> 02:52:13,083 - Hey! - Where did they hit you? Here? 1691 02:52:13,193 --> 02:52:15,957 - Yes. - I'm going to choke them... 1692 02:52:18,565 --> 02:52:22,001 Are you crazy? Where are you aiming? 1693 02:52:23,504 --> 02:52:26,837 - Aim at the target, cross-eyes! - I won't play, then. 1694 02:52:32,813 --> 02:52:37,910 I'm sorry. Where were we? 1695 02:52:44,958 --> 02:52:46,892 Time for Naples. 1696 02:52:50,397 --> 02:52:52,160 "THE DRAWING FROM NAPLES" 1697 02:53:12,853 --> 02:53:14,047 Eighty-nine! 1698 02:53:17,658 --> 02:53:20,923 Our first draw is number 68. 1699 02:53:32,840 --> 02:53:35,934 Who's got 68? 30,000 cash for the 68! 1700 02:53:35,976 --> 02:53:37,568 35,000! 1701 02:54:12,646 --> 02:54:15,479 Wait a minute... Wait. 1702 02:54:17,084 --> 02:54:20,076 Who is the winner? 1703 02:54:20,554 --> 02:54:22,681 A nice guy, the 68. 1704 02:54:23,090 --> 02:54:27,891 - Who is he? What's he like? - His real name's Formini, Caspar. 1705 02:54:28,428 --> 02:54:33,195 He's a decent sort of fella. He goes to church - Amen! 1706 02:55:01,929 --> 02:55:06,457 - Who's got the 68? - The 68? How should I know? 1707 02:55:06,900 --> 02:55:10,961 - Well, where's Ivo, and where's Zoe? - Are you here for the taxes? 1708 02:55:13,807 --> 02:55:17,368 Now what do you think of this? They say I look like my mother. 1709 02:55:17,411 --> 02:55:22,405 - Yes, look at the mouth, the forehead. - Oh, I've got a lot of others too. 1710 02:55:23,750 --> 02:55:25,047 Just a second. 1711 02:55:35,829 --> 02:55:40,198 It's all under control, gentlemen, and the winner's already known in the person of 1712 02:55:40,234 --> 02:55:43,032 Signor Formini, called Caspar! - Caspar? 1713 02:55:43,070 --> 02:55:45,163 - The sacristan? - The sacristan? 1714 02:55:59,019 --> 02:56:04,423 - Here. - See the nose? Yours is even finer. 1715 02:56:04,458 --> 02:56:09,896 But look here. You see this? He's much handsomer, don't you think? 1716 02:56:56,109 --> 02:57:00,170 - Do you have the 68? - Yes. That's how old my mamma is. 1717 02:57:00,213 --> 02:57:04,149 - I'll buy it off of you for 35,000. - 48 cash! You won, Caspar! 1718 02:57:05,886 --> 02:57:10,050 What's wrong, Caspar? Just a second, look out now! I'm going to let go, help me! 1719 02:57:10,090 --> 02:57:13,685 42,000 for it, Caspar! Come on, Caspar! 1720 02:57:21,034 --> 02:57:24,526 - Good night. - Good night, Irina 1721 02:57:27,641 --> 02:57:31,600 - We're through, come on we'll go dance. - Oh, it's impossible. I've got a headache. 1722 02:57:31,645 --> 02:57:36,014 ...she's got a headache. Good night, Geno. See you tomorrow. 1723 02:57:39,953 --> 02:57:42,581 - Lovely tune, eh? - Yes, but I happen to have a headache. 1724 02:57:42,622 --> 02:57:45,716 - Oh. Don't worry, it'll go away. - Cha-cha-cha. 1725 02:57:46,693 --> 02:57:49,958 - We'll really have fun. - Ciao, Geno. I'll see you tomorrow. 1726 02:57:49,996 --> 02:57:53,591 - Oh, come on! Just one dance. - She can't, she's got a headache!! 1727 02:58:07,914 --> 02:58:10,849 - Lets do a cha-cha-cha. - Zoe! 1728 02:58:10,884 --> 02:58:14,445 - What do you want me to do? - It'll make your pains disappear. Just watch. 1729 02:58:14,721 --> 02:58:18,782 Zoe, come back! Come on Zoe, it's time! 1730 02:58:19,926 --> 02:58:25,125 - I told you to let go of him! - It's not my fault! He won't let go! 1731 02:58:27,734 --> 02:58:32,194 - What do you want from me? - Just one dance and we'll all go to bed. 1732 02:58:34,107 --> 02:58:38,737 - Zoe! - I've got to go, ciao, ciao! 1733 02:58:38,779 --> 02:58:41,771 Ciao. 1734 02:59:16,917 --> 02:59:21,411 Bet he doesn't have the nerve. It's one o'clock. 1735 02:59:21,721 --> 02:59:24,747 It's 12 minutes to. 1736 02:59:25,492 --> 02:59:30,555 That's 40,000 lire, what more do you want? I was the first one to give you the news. 1737 02:59:31,798 --> 02:59:34,995 Hurry, my son. It's already 10 minutes to one. 1738 02:59:35,469 --> 02:59:40,907 45! With that kind of money you can go to Bologna and marry a countess. 1739 02:59:41,508 --> 02:59:43,373 Word of honor, you'll marry a countess! 1740 02:59:50,083 --> 02:59:52,449 50,000 lire! 1741 02:59:59,559 --> 03:00:00,617 Came on! 1742 03:00:04,064 --> 03:00:05,998 Don't let yourself be bullied, Caspar. 1743 03:00:07,767 --> 03:00:11,396 Enjoy yourself! Enjoy yourself! 1744 03:00:11,771 --> 03:00:13,398 Bad thing! 1745 03:00:25,051 --> 03:00:28,953 Good bye now, Zoe. We'll be coming back after... 1746 03:01:00,220 --> 03:01:03,917 You see that girl just isn't your type and never will be. 1747 03:01:03,957 --> 03:01:07,654 - And besides, hard cash is hard cash! - No, no. It's no use. 1748 03:01:10,030 --> 03:01:12,658 This guys crazy! He's refused 60,000. 1749 03:01:13,066 --> 03:01:18,026 - I'll make it 80,000! - Caspar, you've never seen such wealth! 1750 03:01:18,071 --> 03:01:20,665 Listen to a friend. - Think of your mother. 1751 03:01:20,707 --> 03:01:24,609 - Yeah, think of your mother! - It's all over tomorrow morning! 1752 03:01:24,744 --> 03:01:27,770 - Life is long, Caspar. - You've got the future to think about. 1753 03:01:28,081 --> 03:01:32,484 Caspar, you ate cabbage an hour ago. It's difficult to digest, you might faint in there! 1754 03:01:32,519 --> 03:01:36,615 And besides, you get emotional, Caspar. Chances are you can't take the strain! 1755 03:01:47,167 --> 03:01:49,499 - Look at that imbecile! - He's gone crazy. 1756 03:01:52,138 --> 03:01:55,505 - What's he think he's going to accomplish? - Nothing! 1757 03:01:57,444 --> 03:02:00,174 - 60,000. - 80,000! In 3 months. 1758 03:02:01,481 --> 03:02:04,541 Ah, go to the devil, then! 1759 03:02:05,051 --> 03:02:08,987 - What's he think he's going to do! - Imbecile! 1760 03:02:28,475 --> 03:02:30,136 Come right in. 1761 03:02:37,817 --> 03:02:38,875 Good evening. 1762 03:02:51,598 --> 03:02:52,428 The door, please... 1763 03:03:00,774 --> 03:03:02,002 If you want to sit down. 1764 03:03:27,434 --> 03:03:29,129 Er, 68. 1765 03:03:41,648 --> 03:03:44,708 - It's not fake, is it? - No. 1766 03:03:50,990 --> 03:03:53,584 I've such a bad headache. 1767 03:03:53,626 --> 03:03:56,117 Oh, I'm sorry about that... 1768 03:04:49,482 --> 03:04:51,006 Stop it! 1769 03:04:54,788 --> 03:04:56,585 Stop it, will you please? 1770 03:05:00,527 --> 03:05:01,789 What's the matter with you? 1771 03:05:55,248 --> 03:05:58,513 They were headed toward Vigna Cavallo... 1772 03:05:58,551 --> 03:06:01,111 - Have you seen a caravan? - Just follow along this way. 1773 03:06:01,154 --> 03:06:05,056 - Oh, yes papa. - Hey, what are you doing up at this hour? 1774 03:06:22,642 --> 03:06:23,768 Watch out! 1775 03:06:30,149 --> 03:06:31,639 Water melon! 1776 03:07:14,994 --> 03:07:19,522 Geno! Hey! What's the big idea? Hey! For God's sake... 1777 03:07:21,000 --> 03:07:24,629 Where are you going? Come here... 1778 03:07:27,507 --> 03:07:29,805 What do you use for a brain? 1779 03:07:38,685 --> 03:07:41,813 Are you finished so soon? Did you get tired? 1780 03:07:41,854 --> 03:07:45,449 Did you hurt those big hands of yours? Big and dirty, they smell like a stable. 1781 03:07:45,491 --> 03:07:49,154 What do you take me for? I'm a respectable girl, don't you forget it! 1782 03:07:49,195 --> 03:07:51,823 And for your information my father was respectable too. 1783 03:07:51,864 --> 03:07:55,561 And I'm free to go where I please, and when I have a debt, I pay it. 1784 03:07:56,169 --> 03:07:58,637 Understand that, you fat-head. 1785 03:07:58,671 --> 03:08:00,798 You are a fat-head. 1786 03:08:00,840 --> 03:08:03,832 What do you think I am? And who do you think you are? 1787 03:08:03,876 --> 03:08:07,073 I'll bet you never toured Italy! Ignorant lout! 1788 03:08:07,113 --> 03:08:10,412 You'll always be an ignorant lout! I'll fix you. 1789 03:08:10,950 --> 03:08:13,976 And you? Do something! What sort of a man are you? 1790 03:08:15,755 --> 03:08:18,087 Come on, let's see... 1791 03:08:18,725 --> 03:08:22,593 We'll show him a thing or two! I'll even take off my shoes! 1792 03:08:24,897 --> 03:08:27,127 Do something! 1793 03:08:32,705 --> 03:08:35,697 Sit down here... 1794 03:08:51,858 --> 03:08:56,090 - Why are you called Caspar? - So was my grandfather. 1795 03:09:50,850 --> 03:09:54,047 Here. Here's the money... 1796 03:09:59,692 --> 03:10:02,786 Just take it all, and we'll forget about it. 1797 03:10:03,029 --> 03:10:05,862 - But, why? - Can't you count? 1798 03:10:05,898 --> 03:10:10,426 You've never seen so much fortune. - But, actually I have the right to... 1799 03:10:10,670 --> 03:10:13,161 what I mean is... the law says... 1800 03:10:13,206 --> 03:10:17,666 Look now, Caspar. Think how much you'll buy with it. Let's have a smile. 1801 03:10:19,846 --> 03:10:22,076 Smile! 1802 03:10:24,450 --> 03:10:28,853 You can have your tooth replaced or go out to one of those big good dinners. 1803 03:10:29,088 --> 03:10:34,048 With coffee and ice cream, once a week for a whole year. 1804 03:10:34,827 --> 03:10:38,695 And afterwards you can give a present to your wife, to your children. 1805 03:10:38,731 --> 03:10:43,600 - I haven't got a wife. - And is that my fault? 1806 03:10:44,403 --> 03:10:48,806 Come on, don't be so difficult. Good bye now, Caspar. Ciao. 1807 03:10:49,976 --> 03:10:51,568 Ciao 1808 03:10:58,084 --> 03:11:01,747 - Couldn't I? Maybe? - What? 1809 03:11:10,796 --> 03:11:12,388 Supposing we split it? 1810 03:11:12,899 --> 03:11:14,526 And what would you get for it? 1811 03:11:19,705 --> 03:11:21,036 We'll think of something. 1812 03:11:23,242 --> 03:11:25,836 Why don't we just forget it, Caspar? 1813 03:11:32,618 --> 03:11:35,849 At least a kiss? 1814 03:11:54,440 --> 03:11:58,536 - At Lugo, may I say? - What? 1815 03:12:02,148 --> 03:12:06,175 - You can say whatever you want. - You see, they make fun of me. 1816 03:12:30,042 --> 03:12:35,708 Hooray! Hooray for Caspar! You're a real man. 1817 03:12:35,748 --> 03:12:37,978 How was it? 1818 03:13:17,123 --> 03:13:20,456 Oh, money, money, money when you've struck it, 1819 03:13:20,493 --> 03:13:24,452 you know that you're in luck It's the battle of the buck that's all 1820 03:13:24,730 --> 03:13:27,961 When you got dough the boys will love you for that 1821 03:13:28,000 --> 03:13:31,163 And when it's gone they leave you flat. 1822 03:14:26,092 --> 03:14:29,584 Hooray for Caspar! You're a hero! 1823 03:14:31,430 --> 03:14:33,955 You're a swine! 1824 03:14:35,701 --> 03:14:39,432 Hey Adelmira, you're too old to appreciate such things! 1825 03:14:55,621 --> 03:14:56,849 Swines! 1826 03:14:56,889 --> 03:14:58,754 Every one of you, you're all swines! 151367