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Doug, what is that noise?
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It's just the smoke alarm.
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Well, is the house on fire?
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Because I got a bunch of
clothes I wanna save.
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And my dad.
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No. It's just the
batteries are low.
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It'll stop. Go back to sleep.
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It's not stopping.
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Al right, I'll check the
batteries in the morning.
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Doug, I can't sleep with that.
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Just dream about a
truck backing up.
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Doug, fix it, okay? Come on.
Be the man for once.
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Hey, that bug was huge.
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Go.
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All right! Boy, you are not a
middle-of-the-night person,
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are you?
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Not in the middle
of the night, no.
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You gotta pull on it.
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I'm trying, okay? It's
on there pretty good.
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Well, then twist it...
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That's what I am doing.
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There.
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There.
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Okay, wrong one.
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Okay, I got them all down.
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I'll change the batteries
in the morning.
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Thank you, honey.
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Doug... What if there's a fire?
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Oh, God, they're closing
the bridge again.
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Now I have to take that
stupid midtown tunnel.
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It's so creepy, driving
into that thing.
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It smells like fish and
exhaust, you know what I mean?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, by the way, don't forget
to make that appointment
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with Dr. Erlich, okay?
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Okay, how about one
slurp for "yes"
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and two for "no"?
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What? I was listening.
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Really? What did I just say?
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You said, "One slurp for yes..."
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Two for... something or other."
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Come on. I heard you.
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Dr. Erlich, fish, exhaust.
I got the highlights.
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Oh, that's Deac. I gotta go.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, before you go,
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I'm going shopping after work tonight.
Is chicken okay?
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Yeah, whatever.
More importantly,
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when you find yourself
in the donut aisle,
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and you will find yourself
in the donut aisle,
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these low-fat ones you bought,
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Ehrr...
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Okay? I'll see you later.
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Uh, Doug? "I love you"?
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Well, if you do,
full-fat donuts.
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Okay, good talking to you.
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Good morning.
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Hey, look at you, all spiffy.
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Where are you off to?
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Darling, it seems a crime
has been committed,
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and I've been called upon
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to act as judge, jury,
and executioner.
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Actually, not so much
judge or executioner,
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just the other one.
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You have jury duty?
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Give that girl a silver dollar.
Yes, I have jury duty.
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I went down yesterday,
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and I was lucky enough
to be put on a case.
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Oh, well, good for you, Dad.
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What kind of case is it?
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Darling, please, you're
in the law game.
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I'm surprised at you.
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You should know I'm
under strict orders
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not to discuss the
case with anyone.
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Okay, I was just
making conversation.
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Now I'm gonna need you to
throw out all the magazines,
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newspapers, or books
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that pertain to the
subject of armed robbery.
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Oh! Damn it!
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I really don't think
he was hitting on me.
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Oh, he was so hitting
on you, Kim.
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And he has for the
last six months.
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Give him something, will you?
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Flash him, anything.
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But he's the newsstand guy.
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Oh, and he doesn't
need to love, huh?
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Wow, what are these?
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You got flowers!
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My God, they're gorgeous!
Aren't they?
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Oh, look at thi... "Just
because I love you."
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How sweet is my husband?
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Well, I see someone went
the extra mile last night.
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No.
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I guess Doug just felt like
being a little sweetie
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to say he appreciates
what a great wife I am,
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thank you very much.
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That's right. Got
some flowers here.
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That's right. Keep
walking, baby.
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Oh, Carrie, hi.
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I left those on your desk so
I could get water for them.
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What? You don't mind?
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Oh, no. Yeah. Well,
sure, anytime.
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They're beautiful, aren't they?
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Yes. They're very nice.
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Can I... have them?
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Oh! Yeah. Yeah. There you go.
There you go.
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Oh, and... And here's the card.
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It's sweet. You'll like it.
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Thanks.
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Uh... I'm not gonna lie to you.
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That was hard to look at.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We'll see you later, Carrie.
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Okay, okay. Bye-bye.
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PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: The
evidence in this case
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will overwhelmingly demonstrate
the guilt of the defendant.
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Now, you will hear testimony
demonstrating that the gravel...
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ARTHUR: Boy, oh, boy, this
guy is guilty as sin.
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Look at you, dressed
in your nice suit.
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As if that's fooling anybody.
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You make me sick.
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You're going to the big house
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if A. Spooner has
anything to say about it.
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DEFENSE ATTORNEY: The
defense will prove
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that Mr. Schubert's fingerprints
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do not match those on the gun
found on the loading dock.
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Wait a minute.
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His fingerprints
weren't on the gun.
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This is a witch hunt.
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PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: On the
morning after the crime,
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the defendant made a deposit
to his checking account
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for $3000.
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Let's just fry this maggot
and get it over with.
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I'm thinking of
getting an earring.
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Why? People running out of
reasons to beat you up?
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Hey, I'm serious.
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Nothing gaudy, just
a little stud.
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Help with the ladies.
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You know what'll help more?
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Not telling them how much
you like jigsaw puzzles.
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Hey, babe. Hi.
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Hey, Carrie.
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You know what?
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If you put your other foot up,
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then we could have
all the muddy shoes
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on the coffee table.
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Oh, that had a
little bite to it.
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Nah, nah, nah. She's
just joking around.
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Ahem. Never hurts
to be sure, though.
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So... How was your day?
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What do you see here, Doug?
I'm curious.
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The kitchen, with... fixins.
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I was gonna put this stuff away.
When, Doug, when?
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As soon as my guests leave.
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If you haven't noticed,
I'm entertaining.
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Yeah. Entertaining...
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Four idiots who are
comparing smells.
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And, by the way, Spence wins.
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What the hell's going on?
What's your problem?
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Why are you in such a bad mood?
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I am not in a bad mood!
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You are in a bad mood, okay?
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What the hell's your problem?
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You want to know
what my problem is?
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I'll tell you what
my problem is.
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Amy Samuels got flowers today.
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And?
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Did she shove them up your...
No!
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You wanna tell me
who Amy Samuels is?
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She's a girl I work with,
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and her husband sent
her flowers today.
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And?
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And they ended up on my desk,
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and I thought they
were from you,
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and I went on and on about
what a great guy you are.
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So you're mad at me
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because someone who I don't know
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got flowers from her
husband, who...
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I also don't know?
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I'm not mad at you, Doug.
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It's just that, you know,
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a lot of people were
standing around.
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I looked like an idiot.
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So am I in trouble or not?
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No, you're not in trouble, Doug.
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And yet I am.
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No. I mean, it's my own fault.
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I should have known
they weren't from you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you
mean, you should have known?
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Well, you don't do stuff
like that anymore.
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What? Yes, I do.
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Oh, really, Doug?
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When was the last time
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you sent me flowers
for no reason?
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Okay, okay. Good question.
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Fair question.
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A question that certainly
deserves an answer.
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What was the question again?
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The question was,
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when was the last time
you sent me flowers
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for no reason?
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Ah, ah, last Valentine's Day.
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Okay, first of all, it
was Valentine's Day,
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so it wasn't for no reason,
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and, second of all, you
didn't get me flowers.
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Right, but then you got mad
that I didn't get you flowers,
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and then I got you flowers.
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All right, Doug. Let
me show you something.
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You might find it a
little interesting.
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New shoes? No. Not new shoes.
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This is all
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the little romantic stuff
you sent me over the years.
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Look at this. Look, look.
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The first rose petal
pressed in a book.
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Look, a matchbook
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from Peter Luger's
Steakhouse, huh?
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Oh, and do you remember this?
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What is it?
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You don't remember this?
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Remember when we were
driving up to Monticello
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and I got carsick,
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so you bought me this little
frog at the rest stop
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to make me feel better?
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Remember, you named him
Monty, short for Monticello?
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Oh, yeah. Monty. I remember him.
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Darling, do me a favor.
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Please don't puke
on the leather.
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God, I can't believe
you saved him.
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Of course I saved him.
I love Monty.
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I mean, look, Doug,
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look at all these cards you
sent me for no reason.
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Look at this one. It says...
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This is when we first met...
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"Dear Carrie, I have trouble
saying this face-to-face,"
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but I think you're the
sweetest, cutest, hottest,
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kindest, smartest, funniest,
greatest girl I've ever known,
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and I could really see myself
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spending the rest of
my life with you.
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"All my love, Doug Heffernan."
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Okay, and fast-forwarding
to the most recent card...
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"Happy belated birthday.
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XO, Doug."
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That one I didn't really
need to write a lot.
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Hallmark nailed it.
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Whatever.
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Look, come on, Carrie.
It's not fair.
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You can't compare
back then to now.
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I mean, every guy
pours it on heavier
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in the beginning
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because, you know, he's
trying to close the deal.
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So you're saying
all this stuff...
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"I love you," all that,
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that was just to
get in my pants?
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To get in your pants and
stay in your pants.
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Oh, come on. Why
are you so upset?
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Carrie, I didn't do anything!
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I know you didn't
do anything, okay?
257
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:29,782
And I didn't even mean to bring it up.
I'm sorry.
258
00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:31,116
I'm just gonna go start dinner.
259
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,692
And a dozen tulips,
some white dealies,
260
00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:40,893
a couple of those
snapper-looking ones.
261
00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:42,695
Get some sticks in
there to bulk it up.
262
00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:44,129
Don't skimp on the sticks.
263
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,631
And, uh, oh, man, what else?
264
00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,733
You got any of those,
uh, big yellow ones
265
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:48,834
that look like the sun?
266
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,102
Sunflowers?
267
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,704
That's it. Is that
what they call them?
268
00:12:51,706 --> 00:12:54,106
Okay, we'll go with that. Yeah.
I'll take a half-dozen of those.
269
00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,407
Okay, would you
like any balloons?
270
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,809
Oh, yeah. Great idea.
You know what?
271
00:12:56,811 --> 00:12:58,243
I'll take all the
balloons you got.
272
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,145
I have 1100 of them.
273
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,848
Okay, then I'll take eight.
274
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,584
Very good. Okay, will
that be everything?
275
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,719
Is the parrot for sale?
276
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:07,820
No. He's mine.
277
00:13:07,822 --> 00:13:10,589
Then that should just about do it.
Okay...
278
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:13,158
Just send it all to this
address right there, okay?
279
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,628
Ahem... Hello!
280
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,863
Rawwrk! Hello!
281
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,399
Please don't do that. Sorry.
282
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,850
Hold it. I'm coming. I'm coming.
283
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,117
Thank you.
284
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,696
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY:
So as you can see,
285
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:53,231
the DNA pattern depicted
in the exhibit J
286
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,200
matches that of the defendant.
287
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,468
If you look at the charts...
288
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,870
This is brutal.
289
00:13:57,872 --> 00:14:01,574
How did I let myself get
roped into this, anyway?
290
00:14:01,576 --> 00:14:05,444
Think of the paycheck.
Think of the paycheck.
291
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,946
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY:
I would like
292
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:08,280
to submit the
following documents
293
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,615
into evidence.
294
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:13,052
If you'll take and mark
these exhibits M through T.
295
00:14:13,054 --> 00:14:15,921
My God, that
stenographer types fast.
296
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,590
Hmm.
297
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,758
If I were to yell out something,
298
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,930
I bet I could make it
into the transcript.
299
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:28,266
Okay, on three, I'm
gonna yell, uh...
300
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,936
"Remember the Alamo."
301
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,605
Okay, here goes.
302
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:35,368
One, two, three.
303
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:38,204
You coward.
304
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,023
Hey.
305
00:14:52,048 --> 00:14:56,128
Hey... What do you got there?
306
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:59,898
Uh, I got some chocolates,
um, a pillow...
307
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,602
Some... some beautiful flowers, and...
and some balloons.
308
00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:06,171
Ah, and who sent you that?
309
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,141
My sweet and wonderful,
thoughtful husband.
310
00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:11,043
Thank you very much.
311
00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,745
What happened to the
"I love you" pillow?
312
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:16,414
I basically had to kick it
home from Manhattan. Yeah.
313
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,383
Could you help me?
Give me a hand here?
314
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,584
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Argh!
315
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,120
Thanks so much,
316
00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:22,888
and I'm gonna put these
surviving flowers
317
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:23,956
in water.
318
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,257
Okay, uh...
319
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,260
You know, the yellow ones,
they're called sunflowers.
320
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,594
Very nice.
321
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:33,598
Ahem. So, you, uh...
You like everything?
322
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,100
Yes.
323
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,235
You gonna save a couple
of those petals,
324
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,737
put it in your shoebox?
325
00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:40,739
Uh-huh. Or do you wanna
press them in a book?
326
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,741
Should I get your book?
Do you want your book?
327
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:44,076
Should I get your book?
328
00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:46,145
Um, maybe I'll do
it later, honey.
329
00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:49,447
Okay, but you... You
do like everything?
330
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,849
Okay, like I said a moment ago,
331
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:53,618
I like everything very much.
Thank you.
332
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,757
It didn't land.
333
00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:00,559
What do you mean? You
got her flowers, right?
334
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:01,994
Yeah, yeah, and
not just flowers.
335
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:04,229
I got her candy, balloons,
a heart pillow.
336
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,066
It was like a romantic
bomb exploded.
337
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,734
How do you know it didn't land?
338
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,468
Because you just know
when something lands.
339
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,271
You know, you get a
little neck nuzzle
340
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,740
or an upper-arm squeeze.
341
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:16,075
All I got
342
00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:18,443
was this kind of tight little
cold peck on the lips.
343
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,245
Like how? Show us on Spence.
344
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,413
Hey, shut up.
345
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,582
The man is sharing a
real problem here,
346
00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:25,951
and I, for one, am
gonna try to help him.
347
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:27,753
You can relax. He already
paid for the food.
348
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:30,488
Oh, in that case, yawn!
349
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,424
You know what my problem is?
350
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,093
I was too good too early on.
351
00:16:34,095 --> 00:16:35,427
I set the bar so high
352
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,895
with the poems and the cards
353
00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:38,630
and that stupid frog.
354
00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:40,599
Man, I wish I could
go back in time
355
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,300
and just tell myself
to slow it down...
356
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,104
and lay off the butter.
357
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,474
Look, man, you did what
you had to do to get her.
358
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,844
Yeah, it's just that I think
I could have gotten her
359
00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:53,112
with a lot less.
360
00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:55,347
I don't think so.
361
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,983
You know what?
362
00:16:57,985 --> 00:16:59,952
Carrie's train's getting
in in a couple of minutes.
363
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,754
I'm gonna go pick her
up and surprise her.
364
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:03,555
Yeah. I'm gonna take
her someplace great.
365
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:05,590
I'm getting back
in that shoebox.
366
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,894
This is great, huh?
367
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,397
This is a real night to remember
we got going here, huh?
368
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,565
Yes. Very nice.
369
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,567
Whoa! Hey! Walk much?
370
00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:17,202
I guess that's the problem
371
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,703
when you're wearing
three-inch work heels
372
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,072
on the boardwalk.
373
00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:21,273
Yeah, but it's great, isn't it?
374
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,675
I just pick you up at the
train, whisk you down here
375
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,244
for a little romantic surprise,
376
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:27,146
and for what reason, you ask?
377
00:17:27,148 --> 00:17:28,747
None!
378
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,917
That's great.
379
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:35,154
I just wish you would have
whisked me home first
380
00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:37,156
so I could put on
some flat shoes.
381
00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:39,258
Look! Look at that!
They got frogs!
382
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,525
They got frogs. You love frogs.
383
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,794
Oh, yeah. Frogs.
384
00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:43,395
Maybe we'll get a little
brother for Monty?
385
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,596
Doug, come here. Come here.
386
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:45,898
I know what you're doing, okay.
387
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,166
You don't have to do this.
388
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:48,533
I'm not doing anything.
389
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,836
I'm just having a night
out with my best girl.
390
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,771
Doug... You're getting a frog!
391
00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:53,939
Deal with it, okay?
392
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:55,908
Hey, how much?
393
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,176
3 bucks, three balls.
394
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:59,178
You gotta knock them all
down with one throw.
395
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,346
All right. Not a problem.
396
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,548
I played high school baseball,
and I was scouted a little.
397
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,617
Oh... and now you drive a truck.
398
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,556
Just give me the balls.
All right?
399
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,491
You might wanna watch
where you stand
400
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,560
because these bottles,
they could go anywhere.
401
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,262
Yeah. I'm fine here.
402
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,764
All right, then. Here we go.
403
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,668
Okay, okay. I see the
problem right there.
404
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,570
See, they make the
bottom ones heavier.
405
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,372
That's because the suckers,
they don't know about that.
406
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,575
All right, here we go. Here we go.
All right.
407
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,577
Here we go. I'm
turning up the gas.
408
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,082
Okay, okay, time
to bring the heat.
409
00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:38,583
You gotta throw the heat, man.
410
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,385
Hey, what do you say? Mustard.
411
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,257
Okay, you tried. Let's go home.
412
00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:47,425
You know what? Give
me three more.
413
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,392
I got it! I hit that
one straight on!
414
00:19:20,394 --> 00:19:21,826
Okay, Doug, come on.
Let's go home.
415
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,028
We had a very good night.
416
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,829
I wanna get home,
put it in my diary
417
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,231
while the memory's still hot.
Come on.
418
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,066
No. You are getting
a frog, okay?
419
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,035
Now, give me another 20.
420
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:33,205
Enough with the frogs, already!
421
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:34,739
What is it with you, all right?
422
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,909
First you're upset that I'm not
doing enough romantic stuff,
423
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:39,244
and now I'm being fricking
Lorenzo Lamas here,
424
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,712
and you're still giving me crap.
425
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,080
Look, I'm sorry.
426
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,283
I just don't want you doing
all this stuff for me!
427
00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:45,583
I thought you did. No. Okay?
428
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,420
I wanted you to do a few
little romantic things
429
00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:51,056
because you wanted to,
because you thought of it,
430
00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:52,490
Not because I brought it up.
431
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,691
But you did bring it up,
432
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,294
and once you did,
you locked me out,
433
00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:56,728
and now I can't do
anything romantic
434
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:57,829
because you brought it up!
435
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,832
I know! Then why did
you bring it up?
436
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:03,101
Because Amy Samuels got flowers
437
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,971
and they were very nice
and so was the card!
438
00:20:05,973 --> 00:20:08,106
Could you two maybe step aside?
439
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,910
Yeah, I know there's
nobody waiting in line,
440
00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:14,046
but this is getting
really annoying.
441
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,096
Is that the pork?
442
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,130
Yeah.
443
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,634
Thank you.
444
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:43,141
It's good.
445
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:45,877
Honey, go like
this for a second.
446
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,649
Uh-huh.
447
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,089
Okay.
448
00:20:57,091 --> 00:21:00,658
Foo yong. Little foo yong.
449
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,662
Thank you.
450
00:21:55,289 --> 00:21:56,790
JUDGE: Ladies and
gentlemen of the jury...
451
00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:01,461
Okay, finally the
moment of truth...
452
00:22:01,463 --> 00:22:03,262
Judgment day.
453
00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:04,865
The fate of a man
454
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:08,201
shall be decided by a
jury of his peers,
455
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,436
the criminal justice
system's finest hour.
456
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,674
Now, I ask you to go
back to the jury room
457
00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:16,543
and make your decision.
458
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,177
As for our alternate, Mr.
Spooner,
459
00:22:18,179 --> 00:22:19,479
you're free to go home.
460
00:22:19,481 --> 00:22:20,647
Thank you for your time.
461
00:22:20,649 --> 00:22:22,015
Thank you.
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