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Good God, it is cold!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you had to go
in early this morning.
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I did. I do.
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But I have been out there
for the last half hour
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trying to scrape the ice
off the stupid windshield.
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I think my fingers broke
off into my gloves.
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You gonna introduce me to that
frozen stuff under your nose?
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Shut up. Come on, I'm late.
Will you help me, please?
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All right, all right.
Dougie's here, okay?
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You just relax, you
warm yourself up...
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and let a man do a man's job,
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Okay?
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Looks like you're
wearing a dress.
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Hey, don't sass me, woman.
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Just hand me the tool.
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Knock yourself out. All right.
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Aiee!
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You're taking the train.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hello, sweetheart.
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My God, it is
freezing down here!
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Yeah, it's a hell of a
cold snap we're having,
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but don't worry. I'm quite fine.
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Fine?
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Your lips are blue.
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I'm fine. If my lips are blue,
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it's probably because
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I was chewing some
novelty gum earlier.
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You know what? This is crazy.
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Come upstairs. You can sleep
in my office tonight.
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Darling, please, I don't
need to come upstairs.
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You're not freezing?
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Well, I admit I was rather
cold a few hours ago,
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but that passed.
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Now, damnedest thing,
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I just feel sleepy.
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There you go.
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Sweet Georgia Brown.
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A chair that turns into a bed.
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Now I've seen it all.
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It's a futon. It's Japanese.
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You've never seen one of these?
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Not as such, no.
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You got to hand it to
those Japanese, though.
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Clever people.
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Still a mystery to me how we
ever got them to surrender
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in the second World War.
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Well, we did annihilate
two of their cities.
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True enough. Mystery solved.
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Well, hello there, neighbor!
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Hello.
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Why'd he call me neighbor?
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I'm moving him up
here for the night.
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The basement was freezing.
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How freezing?
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Stop it.
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All right, Dad. Make
yourself comfortable,
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and if you need anything, you
just let me know, all right?
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I need nothing. Now,
you kids run along,
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do your thing, and
forget I'm even here.
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Okay. Good night.
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I love you.
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Good night.
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Douglas.
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What's your preference
incense-wise,
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vanilla or musk?
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So just to review, I want to
order the deluxe miracle wand,
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the waterproof pen, and three
cans of the spray-on hair.
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ARTHUR: In orange, yes.
It's for a friend.
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All right! Thank you for
your help, young man.
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I can expect it on Tuesday?
Wow, that's speedy.
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Where you located, anyway?
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Indiana, huh?
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The Hoosier state.
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Carrie.
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Mm?
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I-I'm drenched in sweat.
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Me too.
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Do we have malaria?
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It's boiling in here!
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Ohh.
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The thermostat is set at 90!
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He's trying to cook us!
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No. He probably just
got cold at night
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and couldn't see the
numbers, that's all.
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Oh, come on, he sees.
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He sees exactly what
he wants to see.
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Wha... whoa! What
are you, insane?
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Well, I'm trying to
cool the room down.
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Doug, we are hot and sweaty,
and it's 10 below out there.
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That's how people die.
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I need it open a crack.
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Fine. I'm gonna go
make some coffee.
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Oh, God... it's 6:30.
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I haven't been up this early
on a Saturday since I was two.
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Even then I was annoyed.
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Morning, neighbor!
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Oh, what a beautiful morning.
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I love these cold, crisp days.
Don't you, Douglas?
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Uh-huh.
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You know, when I was a boy,
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winter time was my
favorite time of year.
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I remember one winter...
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I couldn't have been more
than eight or nine...
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No, I was 10...
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No, no, I couldn't have been 10.
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I was in the army.
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Well, anyway,
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there I was at Fort
Dix, and they put me...
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TV: Well, we're heading into
our fourth day in a row
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of subzero temperatures
with no end in sight.
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Boy, is there egg on my face!
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I said it was supposed
to warm up by Saturday.
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Hope you didn't plan any
picnics on my say-so, ha ha!
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You're so funny, yeah.
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Oh, look at that. The
sun's got earmuffs,
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and the big cloud is blowing!
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You make me sick!
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Morning, Douglas.
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Wh-what are you doing?
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Just getting a few things
to bring upstairs.
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Have you read Lonesome Dove?
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Can't say that I have.
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Apparently it's "a gripping
epic tale of the old west."
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I'll be sure to float it across
the hall to you when I'm done.
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CARRIE: Hi, Dad.
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Hello.
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Don't hello me. Did you see him?
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Did you? Did you?
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Yes.
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Yeah, and what was he carrying?
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Some stuff.
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No, no, not some stuff.
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Some personal stuff.
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All right, so he brought up a book.
Big deal.
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No, two books, Carrie, two!
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And one was thick as a steak!
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And he had some clothes
and some kind of clock...
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All right. What's your point?
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He's nesting!
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You showed him a nice, warm
place, and he likes it.
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He's made it his own,
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and now he's getting
ready to lay his eggs.
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Okay, thank you for that image.
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Carrie, what are we gonna do?
That's our space!
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That's our... Arthur-free zone.
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Doug, what do you want me to do?
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I can't send him
back downstairs.
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I mean, he might
freeze to death.
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He might not. He
might not, right?
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We can check on him
from time to time.
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I can bring cocoa.
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Doug, I am not making
him move downstairs.
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It is too cold.
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Why is it so cold?
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What ever happened to
that global warming
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they talked about?
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I had such high hopes for that.
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Honey, just relax, okay?
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As soon as it warms back up,
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he will go downstairs
all on his own, okay?
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I'd like so much to
believe that's true.
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It is. Trust me.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: and a
strong high-pressure system
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moved into the New
York area overnight,
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bringing balmy temperatures,
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which should stay with
us through the weekend.
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WCBS news time, 6:45.
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Carrie.
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Hmm?
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Carrie, did you hear that?
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The guy on the radio...
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he said it's gonna be balmy out.
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Balmy means warm, right?
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It's balmy.
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Ba-balmy, balmy.
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It's ba-balmy, balmy, balmy.
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It's balmy. It's balmy.
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B-b-balmy...
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Damn it, now I said it too much.
It's got no meaning!
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Where's the dictionary?
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Or I could just go
and open the window
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and find out.
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Yeah, do that.
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Oh...
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It is warm.
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It is? Yeah.
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It is!
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Hee hee!
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It's, like... it's,
like, 40 degrees out.
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Oh my God... Hey, honey,
Look at the drippy icicle.
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Oh. Oh, and look at
the little squirrel.
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Hi there, fella.
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Look at him. Look at him
with the little acorn
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in his little hands.
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Mmm.
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Yeah. You're happy
because it's warm.
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Yeah. Yes, you are.
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Yes, you are... whoa!
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Whoa, he really came at us, huh?
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Yeah. He didn't look
quite right, did he?
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So, uh... you gonna
go across the hall
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and tell your father it's warm?
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No. Why not?
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Well, I don't want
to seem overeager.
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It'll just spook him.
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Let's just leave him alone.
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He'll go back down
on his own tonight.
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Carrie, I love you very
much, but if you are wrong,
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I will tie you down outside
and sprinkle you with acorns.
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ANGELA LANSBURY: when the
embezzlement came out,
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Marian might add things up.
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She might remember
the briefcase,
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the missing money, who took it.
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You had to silence her,
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and once she was dead, the
case would be closed.
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Oh, gosh, I am getting tired.
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Whoo! Oh, yeah. Getting
on towards bedtime.
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What a warm night.
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It is warm, isn't it?
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Oh, it's downright balmy.
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Well, kids, I think
I'm gonna turn in.
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Oh, yeah, you gonna?
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You gonna...
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head on down to bed?
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Yeah. It's getting late.
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Sleep tight.
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You too, Dad.
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Yeah. Good night.
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He went down.
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You see? I told you he would.
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You did tell me, and thank
you for telling me,
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and thank you for being
the smart and nice
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and decent person I
always knew you were.
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Just some beans in case I get
hungry in the wee hours.
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Good night.
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Doug...
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you're hurting me.
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Hey.
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Greetings.
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How was your day?
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Very good.
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Somebody misspelled the word
"plaintiff" in a brief today
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and I caught it, so I'm thinking
any day now on that big raise.
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CARRIE: Yeah.
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Still up there, huh?
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Oh, he's still up there.
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Man...
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any chance he's
up there packing?
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He's been hammering.
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Oh, my God.
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What are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
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I think the person who
invited him upstairs
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should put him on down, hmm-ski?
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I have to evict my own father?
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Yeah, that should be fun.
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Hey, you know what? We can
make it fun, you know?
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We'll hire a clown or maybe a
singing telegram, you know?
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All right, I'm off key.
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You got to imagine a
professional doing it.
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00:12:53,824 --> 00:12:56,725
Doug, how... how bad would it be
264
00:12:56,727 --> 00:12:59,662
if we just let him
live in that room?
265
00:12:59,664 --> 00:13:01,797
You mean that room.
266
00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:03,999
That room.
267
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:07,002
That room.
268
00:13:07,004 --> 00:13:09,004
Now, come on, stop it.
What are you saying,
269
00:13:09,006 --> 00:13:11,273
you want him to live
across the hall from us?
270
00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,075
Well, Doug, I don't
know what else to do.
271
00:13:13,077 --> 00:13:15,744
I mean, it's so obvious he
just wants to be close to us.
272
00:13:15,746 --> 00:13:17,145
You know, he's like a little kid
273
00:13:17,147 --> 00:13:19,347
who wants to crawl into bed
with his parents at night.
274
00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:20,549
Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
275
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,150
You know? We should leave
the door unlocked.
276
00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:24,152
That way he can come
in any time he wants,
277
00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:26,221
and all three of us can spoon.
Yeah!
278
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,124
Look, I know it's not
ideal, but what if we...
279
00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:31,359
What if we laid some ground rules first?
No, Carrie.
280
00:13:31,361 --> 00:13:33,963
Like he can't talk on the phone
after 10:00, he can't cook...
281
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:36,164
Carrie. He can't keep
testing the smoke alarms...
282
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,633
Shh! Shh! Shh!
283
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:38,667
Honey,
284
00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,102
it's not about the phone.
285
00:13:40,104 --> 00:13:42,104
It's not about the smoke alarms.
286
00:13:42,106 --> 00:13:46,041
It's not even about
the odd smells.
287
00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:47,710
It's about the very essence
288
00:13:47,712 --> 00:13:49,778
of him being across the hall.
289
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:50,779
It's wrong,
290
00:13:50,781 --> 00:13:54,617
and we both know it.
291
00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:57,319
But what if... Shh! Shh! Shh!
292
00:13:57,321 --> 00:14:00,422
We both know it.
293
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,992
All right, a little up the
nose on that one, honey.
294
00:14:02,994 --> 00:14:03,859
Oh, right. Yeah.
295
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,429
Oh. Hello, kids.
296
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,530
Hi.
297
00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:10,899
I had this blown up
at the drug store.
298
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:14,536
The bastards took me for
11.95, but it's worth it.
299
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,373
Um... Dad,
300
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,975
Doug... Doug and I
were just thinking...
301
00:14:19,977 --> 00:14:23,245
Hope you didn't sprain anything.
302
00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:24,246
I tease with love.
303
00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:26,081
Come in. Relax.
304
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,582
Help yourself to
a sucking candy.
305
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:30,519
Oh. You've gotten pretty
comfortable up here, huh?
306
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,087
Oh, yeah. That cold snap
307
00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:34,489
was a blessing in disguise.
308
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,692
Of course, I feel badly for
the 12 people who died,
309
00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:38,060
but for me,
310
00:14:38,062 --> 00:14:39,762
it couldn't have
worked out better.
311
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,768
Well, actually, Dad,
the thing is, uh...
312
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,269
Yes, darling?
313
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,304
Well, now that it's...
That it's...
314
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,840
That it's warmed up, um...
315
00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:53,842
we just thought that, uh...
316
00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:56,879
you know, you should...
Well, we should all go back
317
00:14:56,881 --> 00:15:02,350
to our original living...
situations.
318
00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:03,218
I don't follow.
319
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:07,990
Well, like, um...
320
00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:10,525
Ahem... You know, we should
all go back to the rooms
321
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:13,562
that we were in before it
got so cold, you know?
322
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,331
Like, uh, oh, like Doug...
Doug and I
323
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,534
we were... were in
that room, so...
324
00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:22,637
I guess we would probably
stay in there then, right?
325
00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,173
Yeah. Right. Okay, yeah.
326
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:26,341
And then you, Dad,
you should, uh...
327
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,143
I should move back
to the basement.
328
00:15:28,145 --> 00:15:29,544
Is that where you
were, down there?
329
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,379
Oh! okay, great! Good!
So we're all set.
330
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:33,381
Okay, so you need help
moving anything, or, uh...
331
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,423
I must say I feel
rather foolish.
332
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:43,726
I didn't realize...
333
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:46,595
this arrangement was
such a problem for you.
334
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,198
It's not a... it's not a problem per se.
It's just...
335
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,767
You were up, you're down,
it's crazy, you know?
336
00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:53,368
Before, when we needed
you, it was, like,
337
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,369
"Hey, where's Arthur?"
338
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,138
"Where is he? He's
in the basement.
339
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:57,139
He's Basement Artie."
340
00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:58,573
That was our nickname for you.
341
00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:00,575
Yeah. Can't change it now.
342
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,378
Please, don't insult
my intelligence.
343
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,648
If my presence here is
so distasteful to you,
344
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:09,918
at least have the courtesy
to say it to my face.
345
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:16,058
So be it.
346
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,492
Well, I understand.
347
00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:30,272
I'll reimburse you
for the spackle.
348
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,286
Delicious chicken, Carrie.
349
00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:46,054
You've outdone yourself again.
350
00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:47,222
Thank you, Dad.
351
00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:49,158
I made it just the
way you like it.
352
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,961
Nice and pink inside.
353
00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:55,230
Douglas,
354
00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:57,532
your anecdote about the
vending machine at work
355
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:00,468
was amusing, yet quite poignant.
356
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,804
Thank you, Arthur.
357
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,308
Think I'll call it a night.
358
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:09,077
TV WEATHERMAN: Well, folks, if it felt
like it was getting colder today,
359
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,612
it wasn't your imagination.
360
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,547
Jack Frost is back
with a vengeance.
361
00:17:12,549 --> 00:17:14,649
Temperatures should drop
well below zero tonight
362
00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:17,319
and stay down in that range
through the weekend.
363
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,387
I'm getting my long johns
out of the closet, Steve.
364
00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:21,556
How about you?
365
00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:22,891
Nighty-night.
366
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,970
Okay, Dad, come on.
What are you doing?
367
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,839
Just reading a bit
before I retire.
368
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,343
Okay, Dad, you made your point.
369
00:17:41,345 --> 00:17:43,778
Now, come on. You have to
sleep upstairs tonight.
370
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:46,614
Sleep upstairs? But
I'm Basement Artie.
371
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,583
I'd hate to lose
that little moniker.
372
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,988
You know what? You
can jump in anytime.
373
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,356
Um...
374
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:57,960
C-come on, Arthur. We both
want you to come upstairs.
375
00:17:57,962 --> 00:18:00,729
Unless you're positive
you're okay down here.
376
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:01,730
Doug.
377
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,931
Uh, come on up, Arthur.
378
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,266
Yeah, Dad. Stop being a martyr.
379
00:18:04,268 --> 00:18:06,235
You will freeze to
death down here!
380
00:18:06,237 --> 00:18:07,336
Oh, will I?
381
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,937
Well, let me tell
you both something.
382
00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:11,306
I'd much rather freeze by
the natural hand of God
383
00:18:11,308 --> 00:18:15,878
than by the icy chill you two
have created up in that room!
384
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,145
Of course, I speak figuratively.
385
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:18,981
I very much want to live.
386
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,784
Okay, that's enough, Dad.
387
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:24,486
You are sleeping upstairs,
388
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:26,154
and that is final.
389
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,689
No, I am not.
390
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,258
Yes, you are. No!
391
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,459
Fine. Fine. You know what?
You want to sleep down here?
392
00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:33,328
That's fine. But you
will not have a blanket,
393
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,130
and you will not have a pillow,
394
00:18:35,132 --> 00:18:37,165
and you will not have
a light bulb... Ow!
395
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,867
Dad, would you just
come upstairs?
396
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:39,868
I will not.
397
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,803
I will not sleep across the hall
398
00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:44,006
from two people who do
not want me near them,
399
00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:45,874
and that's final!
400
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:07,029
Could you move over?
401
00:19:07,031 --> 00:19:09,097
I have one leg off
the side as it is.
402
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,299
And give me some blanket!
403
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:13,868
Watch the knee!
404
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:45,317
Yeah, it was quite a time.
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