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Hey, gang.
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How you doing? How you guys doing?
Hi.
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Oh. All right. You want a
little bump of the horn there?
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There you go.
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Yeah, I... I got you.
I'm fat. Big guy.
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I like to eat the food.
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Yeah, all right. You know what?
Turn around now.
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That's not nice right there.
That's not nice.
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I... I suck? I suck?
You... you suck!
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That's right. Yeah. Oh,
yeah, you heard me.
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Yeah. You want a piece of me?
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Oh, yeah. Bye-bye.
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See you. Yeah, thought so.
Thought so.
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Whoa. I had a dream
like this once.
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Only you were naked, and the
bread was Shania Twain.
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So, what time are the St.
Gregory Cuspidors getting here?
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Commodores, and they're
getting here at 5:00.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
One piece of cheese
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and one piece of pastrami?
What are you, insane?
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It'll be fine.
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It won't be fine.
Put more meat on.
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I am doing this. Now,
stop following me
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around the sandwich.
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This is not a tea party.
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These are fat, out-of-shape,
ex-football players.
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They need meat.
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I know.
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I... I may not have
bought enough.
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Oh, God. Well, honey,
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it is hard to estimate
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Six feet of cold cuts.
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It'll be fine. I have...
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I have lettuce and
tomato to bulk it up,
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and if that doesn't work,
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I'll spoon on some Bacos.
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That will give it the
illusion of meat.
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Now, excuse me.
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Back away from the sandwich.
I work alone.
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All right, all right, all right.
I'm sorry.
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You know, I'm just
a little excited.
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I haven't seen
most of these guys
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in, like... Like 15 years.
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I understand.
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Not since we were the
1985 all-city champions.
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I know. You tell me about it
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every time you have
more than one beer.
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Hey, honey. You want to see your
husband all buff and beautiful?
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Uh, yeah!
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Come here, come here, come here.
Look. Look.
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Huh? Ooh.
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I likes what I'm seeing.
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Yeah. I was hitting the weights
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pretty hard back then.
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No, I mean this guy. Who's he?
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That's, uh, Derrick Broadnax.
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Great running back.
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Is he, uh, is he coming tonight?
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Yes.
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Here's the play that won us
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the championship. Right there.
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Mmm. Where are you?
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Um, I would be... I'm,
like, right over here.
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It was my block that cleared
the field for Broadnax.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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And he is coming tonight, right?
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Would you stop? I'm kidding.
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Well, you know, there's gonna be
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a reporter coming from
the alumni magazine too.
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He's doing a whole
story on the big game.
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A game that I won with
an incredible block.
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Did I mention that?
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Yeah, I think I'm up to
speed on that. Yeah.
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Ooh. Buster. He's in
a wheelchair now.
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Who is?
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Uh, Tom Busterman,
our right tackle.
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He had a cliff-diving
accident a few years back.
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Listen. When he gets here,
don't stare or anything, okay?
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No? Because I was gonna
go for one of these.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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So, thanks. Thanks for
the heads-up there.
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Well, I'm here.
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Oh, man. He is coming too?
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Thank you.
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No, no, no, sweetie.
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I don't think I bought
enough food, so don't eat.
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No, don't worry.
I'm only staying
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long enough to tell them all
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that they're bastards.
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Perfect.
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Come on, buddy. All that stuff
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was a long time ago, huh?
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Hey, I know I was only
the equipment manager,
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but I deserved to be
treated with some respect.
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Everybody liked you, Spence.
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Uh, yeah, and they showed it
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by taking off my pants
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and hanging me upside
down from the goalpost.
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I admit, they were out
of line on that one.
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They? I seem to remember
you being there.
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Yeah, but I was only there
to keep things under control
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and non-invasive.
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Well, nice job.
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Hey, Commodores!
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Hey, let me get my
arms around you, man.
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You can try if you want to.
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How's it going, Broadnax?
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Good.
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What's happening?
Kelner, Cedeno.
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What are you guys,
out on parole?
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Oh, already starting in, huh?
Good to see you, man.
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Good to see you. What's
happening, Billy?
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Hey. Hi, how you doing, man?
All right.
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Hey, nice place you
got here, man.
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Yeah. 28 more years,
and it's all mine.
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Hey, honey. Come here.
I want you to meet.
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This is Billy, this is Michael,
and this is, uh, Derrick.
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He's the one you
wanted to sleep with.
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Shut up, honey. You
will blow it for me.
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Hi, you guys. Nice to meet you.
How you doing?
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Nice to meet you. Thank you.
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Hey, is this where
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the chowderheads are meeting?
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ALL: Coach! Hey!
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How you doing, man? All right.
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Broadnax. Still rock hard, huh?
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Heffernan, get over here.
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All right. All right.
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How you doing?
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Oh, oh!
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Uh, coach, this is
my wife, Carrie.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Hey, one of you ladies want to
help me bring out the beer?
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DOUG: Come on.
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Hello.
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Hey, Spence.
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Hey, how you doing?
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I'm fine, thank you. Listen.
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I've had a lot of time to
think over the last 15 years.
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Is this about all that stuff
we used to do to you?
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Because I'll tell
you something, man.
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Uh, we acted like morons.
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Yeah, man. We really acted
stupid back in those days.
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Yeah, I guess we just didn't
like ourselves too much,
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so we took it out on you.
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Anyway, we're really,
really sorry.
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Thanks.
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Hey, is this where the party is?
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Hey!
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It's Busterman!
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Yeah. Hey.
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Buster.
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Sorry I took the back way,
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the front steps looked
a little daunting.
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No problem. Yeah.
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So... 15 years.
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Fifteen!
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So how you been?
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I've been great.
You know, I mean,
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other than this,
you know, it's...
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Oh, yeah... yeah, I
didn't even notice
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that you were in a, uh...
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So, how's that
working out for you?
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I'm fine, man.
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Right, fine, why
shouldn't you be fine?
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I mean, you got a lot
of other great, uh...
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I'm so sorry.
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Doug, it's okay, you know?
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Yeah, sure, if I had my choice,
I'd rather be walking...
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Right, right, you know, I
should do more walking myself.
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Again, so sorry.
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Okay, so now Power Memorial
has the ball, right?
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You guys are down 23 to 17
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with less than 2
minutes left to play.
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What's going through your minds?
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I'm thinking, "Damn it, my
boys can still win this game."
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Actually, I, uh, I
remember you cursing
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and throwing a Pepsi can at me.
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On the next play,
I call a blitz.
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Yeah, so we rush them,
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and I knock the crap
out of their QB,
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and Mr. Cedeno
recovers the fumble.
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Who da man? Huh? Who da man?
Yeah.
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COACH: Then we pull
a double-reverse.
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Broadnax takes it,
turns the corner,
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then coming right at him I see
Matuka, their biggest tackle.
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Oh, the guy was huge.
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I figure, hell, somebody doesn't
bring down that Samoan,
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kiss the season good-bye.
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Then, all of a sudden,
like, out of nowhere...
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Out of nowhere!
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Somebody brings him down.
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Right down.
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Yeah, who was that, again? Uh...
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Busterman, right?
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COACH: Yeah! Great
block, Buster.
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Nice job, Buster.
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Busterman.
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So with Matuka down,
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there's nothing but
sweet green grass
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between us and the
league championship.
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COACH: I tell you something,
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when Broadnax crossed
that goal line,
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I wanted to run out there and
give him a great big wet kiss.
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In fact, I think I did.
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Hey, honey, listen,
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I had to use some
bologna I found
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way back in the refrigerator,
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so if I were you,
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I'd stay away from
that general area.
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Coach just gave my
block to Busterman.
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What are you talking about?
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My big block.
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For some reason, he
thought it was Busterman,
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and the guy from the
alumni magazine,
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he wrote it down.
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Well, what did Busterman say?
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Nothing!
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He just sat there.
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You know what I mean.
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Well, why didn't
you say something?
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Oh, like what, "Oh, yeah, I'm the
guy who made the big block",
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not the guy who will
never walk again."
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All right, honey, so it's over.
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There's nothing you
can do about it.
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Just forget it.
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I can't forget about it, Carrie.
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That block was my big
moment of glory.
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I don't figure on getting
many more of those.
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Especially considering the
amount of TV I watch.
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Look, honey, I know how you feel.
I really do.
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But look at it this way,
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your friend's been
through a lot, you know?
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He lost something precious,
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something you still have.
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Maybe giving him this
moment, you know,
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makes his life a little
bit more bearable.
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But it was my block.
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All right, fine. So tell them.
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Well, I should tell them.
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Handicapped people
are always saying
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how they don't want to be
treated differently, right?
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I guess so.
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So really, to not say something
is more of a slap in the face.
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If you need to put a positive
spin on this, be my guest.
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You know what? I do. So
if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna tell them right now.
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Wh-what's going on?
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Need to use the bathroom.
It's upstairs, right, buddy?
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Right. Thanks.
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Not the best time.
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Remember the time
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when you guys hid my clothes
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when I was in the shower?
255
00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:46,862
Right, then we locked you
in the girl's bathroom,
256
00:10:46,864 --> 00:10:49,699
put the chair against the door.
257
00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:51,767
I don't need to tell you
that scarred me for life.
258
00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:57,005
Oh, man, kids can be cruel.
259
00:10:57,007 --> 00:10:59,742
Yeah, you know we would never
do crap like that to you today.
260
00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:02,044
Oh, believe me, I
would never let you.
261
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,580
Isn't it great, though,
262
00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,415
seeing the whole
gang together again?
263
00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,816
Huh? Isn't it?
264
00:11:07,818 --> 00:11:10,653
Hey, Spence, whether
you let us or not,
265
00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:12,555
we could still do it.
266
00:11:12,557 --> 00:11:13,822
Well, what's the difference
267
00:11:13,824 --> 00:11:15,591
whether you could
or not, I mean,
268
00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:16,692
now that we're all friends.
269
00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,569
I don't think so.
270
00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:23,132
Oh, I think so.
271
00:11:23,134 --> 00:11:26,101
Au contraire, mon frère.
272
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,071
He's doing that
French crap again.
273
00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:33,594
Hey.
274
00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:35,043
Hey. Just getting a water glass.
275
00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:37,846
Oh, yeah, do you need, uh, some,
should I be helping you, or...
276
00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,282
No, I got it.
277
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,283
Here we go.
278
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,284
DOUG: Whoa!
279
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,418
Nice move.
280
00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,887
You should go on
Letterman with that.
281
00:11:44,889 --> 00:11:47,490
That's nothing. You should
see me take a shower.
282
00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:49,458
Hey, set the date.
283
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,326
Just kidding.
284
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:53,829
Hey, what you got
there, some pills?
285
00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:54,930
Yeah, it's Prednizone.
286
00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:56,766
It's a steroidal
anti-inflammatory.
287
00:11:56,768 --> 00:11:59,368
It helps in blocking the pain
that's in the part of my spine
288
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,170
that I still have some
feeling in, you know.
289
00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:02,538
I hear that.
290
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,742
You know, speaking of blocking,
291
00:12:06,744 --> 00:12:09,512
Uh, that block that
sprang Broadnax,
292
00:12:09,514 --> 00:12:11,280
that was sweet, huh? Yeah.
293
00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:13,916
Yeah, great block. I
remember it so well.
294
00:12:13,918 --> 00:12:15,951
Yeah, actually, I... I don't.
295
00:12:15,953 --> 00:12:17,019
You don't, really?
296
00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:18,421
No, I mean, ever
since the accident,
297
00:12:18,423 --> 00:12:19,822
you know, being
unconscious for 12 days,
298
00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,424
the old memory's kind
of hit and miss.
299
00:12:21,426 --> 00:12:23,225
You know, it's a bit wobbly.
300
00:12:23,227 --> 00:12:24,527
Really? Yeah, I mean,
301
00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:26,762
I'll remember stuff when I
was 6 like it was yesterday,
302
00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:28,531
but other stuff,
like the game...
303
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:29,832
It's just a big blur.
304
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,467
That's weird, huh?
305
00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:33,869
Yeah. But, you know, it's kind
of nice to find out, though.
306
00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:36,372
You know? I'm a hero! I
didn't even know it!
307
00:12:37,874 --> 00:12:40,275
I made the big block!
308
00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:42,745
That is nice.
309
00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:44,880
Of course, here's a crazy
thought that just hit me.
310
00:12:44,882 --> 00:12:47,817
You know, if a person can't
remember doing a certain thing,
311
00:12:47,819 --> 00:12:52,221
can that person be sure he
or she actually did do it?
312
00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:53,656
I don't quite follow you, Doug.
313
00:12:53,658 --> 00:12:54,923
It's like that thing, you know,
314
00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:56,959
if a tree falls in the woods
315
00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:59,362
but doesn't remember falling...
316
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,999
but another tree tells
it that it fell,
317
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,902
did that tree actually fall?
318
00:13:06,904 --> 00:13:08,571
Hmm. Yeah.
319
00:13:08,573 --> 00:13:09,572
I don't know, Doug.
320
00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:10,573
But thanks for the water.
321
00:13:10,575 --> 00:13:11,874
W-w-w-whoa.
322
00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:14,209
Something's still a little
wacky here, you know?
323
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,045
I mean, making a
game-winning block,
324
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,047
you know, I think a person
would remember that.
325
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,149
So, um, what are you saying?
326
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:23,552
What I'm saying is, it's the
last play of the game, right?
327
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,756
You got 240 pounds of angry
Samoan coming at you,
328
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,858
you take him down,
win the game...
329
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,893
That's hard to forget.
330
00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:36,565
Actually, now that
you're talking about it,
331
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:40,068
I think I'm kind of remembering
making that block.
332
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,871
You know?
333
00:13:41,873 --> 00:13:45,173
It's just like... Pow!
Boom! Yeah!
334
00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,142
That's great, Doug. Thanks, man!
335
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:51,781
Glad I could help.
336
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,227
Yeah, a long time
since we all been
337
00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:06,929
on a beer run together, huh?
338
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:09,665
Yeah, and this time
I'm not in the trunk.
339
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,801
Hey, it's like you told us,
340
00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:13,736
it's a whole new Spence,
341
00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:14,937
and you don't mess with him.
342
00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:15,938
Uh-huh.
343
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,406
Look, I... I'm sorry
344
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:19,408
if I came down on you
guys kind of hard
345
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:20,476
with that French stuff,
346
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,878
because I know, words hurt.
347
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,246
Hey, forget it.
348
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:31,053
♪ Domo, domo
349
00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:32,154
♪ Domo, domo
350
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:37,893
Oh, man...
351
00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:40,796
Oh, liquor store coming
up on the right.
352
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:41,997
Uh-huh.
353
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,035
Uh, probably have beer there.
354
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:49,939
Yeah, but we want the beer
we had in high school.
355
00:14:49,941 --> 00:14:51,874
Yeah, Old John's lager.
356
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:53,809
Oh, that stuff was brutal.
357
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:55,711
Same going in as
it was coming out.
358
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,048
Yeah, they, uh, they
probably wouldn't have it
359
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,684
in a little liquor
store like that.
360
00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:04,286
Oh, right, right.
361
00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:05,955
Oh, how about that place?
362
00:15:05,957 --> 00:15:06,822
Won't have it.
363
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:12,094
That was called Tom's
Beer Warehouse.
364
00:15:12,096 --> 00:15:12,962
Uh-huh.
365
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:19,802
Guys, why are we getting
on the expressway?
366
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:28,410
Doug?
367
00:15:28,412 --> 00:15:29,277
What?
368
00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:31,547
Where are you?
369
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:32,948
I'm in the attic.
370
00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:35,350
What are you doing up there?
371
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,152
I'm looking for the
video of the big game
372
00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:38,153
that my mom took.
373
00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:39,989
Here, check this box.
374
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,126
Are you insane? You
could have killed me.
375
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,160
Sorry.
376
00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:46,228
Check the box.
377
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,900
Christmas ornaments.
378
00:15:50,902 --> 00:15:52,401
Nice work.
379
00:15:58,742 --> 00:16:00,075
Oh, my God.
380
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:03,211
Would you stop obsessing
about that stupid block?
381
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,212
I'm not obsessing.
382
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,514
Ow!
383
00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:08,617
You know what? Either skate
or get rid of these.
384
00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:12,988
Doug, your friends
are down there
385
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,590
wondering where
the hell you are.
386
00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,191
You know what? If
you're not gonna help,
387
00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:19,094
you're just another
body in the attic.
388
00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:20,529
Fine, I'm leaving.
389
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:25,834
"Boo-boo's big game."
390
00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:26,835
Could this be it?
391
00:16:26,837 --> 00:16:28,136
Yeah, that's it! Great!
392
00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,606
Ahh!
393
00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:32,441
Okay, remind me to
get a tetanus shot.
394
00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:40,649
GUYS: Ooh! Man!
395
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,651
Oh, it's cool you
dug this out, man.
396
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,054
I didn't dig it out, I just
kind of stumbled on it
397
00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:46,221
and figured, you know,
398
00:16:46,223 --> 00:16:48,023
as long as we're talking
about the big game,
399
00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:50,993
why not see it as it
actually happened, huh?
400
00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:52,427
Hey, where's, uh...
Where's Spence?
401
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,729
I don't know. Haven't seen him.
402
00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:55,197
Shhh, here it comes.
403
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:56,198
The play that sent us
404
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,633
to the state championship.
405
00:16:57,635 --> 00:17:00,069
Honey, you want to
get the lights?
406
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,704
You might want to watch
this right here.
407
00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:03,338
Yeah, watch it.
408
00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,743
COACH: Whoa, look
at that boy run!
409
00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:10,613
Like a beautiful black jaguar.
410
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,883
Oh, man, look at Matuka
come right at you!
411
00:17:14,885 --> 00:17:16,451
And he's about to go down.
412
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,853
ALL: Oh!
413
00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:19,088
Look at that.
414
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,223
It wasn't Buster who made
the block after all,
415
00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:24,059
It was me. That's kind
of nutty, huh? Jeez.
416
00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:25,894
What are you talking about, Heffernan?
It was Buster.
417
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,096
Oh, was it? You think so?
418
00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:28,497
Well, you know what,
let's double back.
419
00:17:28,499 --> 00:17:29,832
That's the beauty of videotape.
420
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,068
Okay, here comes Broadnax,
421
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,436
here comes Matuka,
422
00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:36,238
and here comes big number...
423
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,740
57?
424
00:17:37,742 --> 00:17:40,242
Yeah, 57. That's Busterman.
425
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:41,844
Fifty-seven? But I
wore number 61.
426
00:17:41,846 --> 00:17:44,813
It was 61! It should be 61!
427
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,615
Heffernan, get a
grip on yourself.
428
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,350
No, okay? I made the block.
429
00:17:48,352 --> 00:17:49,351
Busterman didn't make it,
430
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,219
I made the block. Write it down.
431
00:17:51,221 --> 00:17:52,955
Write it down!
432
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,695
Okay, how about we have
that sub now, huh?
433
00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:01,296
Who likes tuna? Show of hands.
434
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,966
I don't get it. I
know it was me.
435
00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:05,901
I made that block.
436
00:18:05,903 --> 00:18:07,896
Uh, come on, honey.
437
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:08,539
Why don't you help me
438
00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:09,171
with that sandwich
in the kitchen.
439
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,305
Come on, come on.
440
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,079
I hope you're all wearing
your hungry hats.
441
00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:22,417
Wow, that was uncomfortable.
442
00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:24,252
I... I don't get this.
443
00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:25,688
What the hell is going on here?
444
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:28,791
Well, honey, the game
was a long time ago.
445
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,025
Yeah, so?
446
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:33,495
So, sometimes your memory
can play tricks on you.
447
00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:35,497
Like, remember... remember
when we were at the mall
448
00:18:35,499 --> 00:18:38,033
and I was trying to remember
where I parked the car?
449
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,803
It was like, 2G, 5F? Pfft!
I don't know.
450
00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:45,140
You don't believe I made
that block, do you?
451
00:18:45,142 --> 00:18:48,711
I believe...
452
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:51,613
that you are a sweet
and wonderful person
453
00:18:51,615 --> 00:18:52,948
who I'll love no matter what.
454
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:53,949
Oh, please.
455
00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:55,050
Doug, come on,
456
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,451
just get the plates
for the sandwich.
457
00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:59,955
This could still be a nice
party if you stop right now.
458
00:18:59,957 --> 00:19:01,356
Now, what happened here?
What went wrong?
459
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:02,557
It's got to be the videotape.
460
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,059
Someone stole it
out of the attic,
461
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,494
doctored it, and put it back.
462
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:07,696
Who could it be?
463
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:08,931
Busterman!
464
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:12,034
He's the only one who
gains from this, right?
465
00:19:12,036 --> 00:19:13,235
Okay, you work on that theory.
466
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,169
I'm gonna be out here.
467
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:22,077
They did it again.
468
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,178
Huh?
469
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,579
Took me on a beer run,
470
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,081
sent me in,
471
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,850
and drove off laughing.
472
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:30,552
And the sad thing is,
473
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,087
I went with them,
I trusted them,
474
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,789
because I wanted to be liked.
475
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:37,860
God, I am a pathetic,
disgusting waste of life!
476
00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:40,362
You saw my block, right?
477
00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:41,363
What?
478
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:42,564
My block in the big game.
479
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:43,698
You remember it, right?
480
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,100
Oh, when you took
down Matuka, yeah.
481
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:47,136
Yeah, so then it was me!
I knew it!
482
00:19:47,138 --> 00:19:48,370
Who says it wasn't?
483
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:49,504
Everybody! The coach, the tape.
484
00:19:49,506 --> 00:19:52,340
On the tape, it shows number 57.
Busterman.
485
00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:53,408
Yeah, sure.
486
00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:54,810
Sure? What do you mean sure?
487
00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:56,245
Don't you remember
what happened?
488
00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:57,612
No!
489
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,281
Two hours before the game,
490
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,017
Those sadists locked me
in the janitor's closet.
491
00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,186
Naked. They love naked.
492
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,587
And then when I finally got out,
493
00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:08,056
I was so frazzled I gave you
guys the wrong jerseys.
494
00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:09,191
Don't you remember?
495
00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:11,860
Oh, my God, that's right.
496
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,361
You got to tell them. Come on.
497
00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:16,198
No, I don't want to see those
people for the rest of my life!
498
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,067
He's been under a tremendous
amount of pressure at work.
499
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:20,102
DOUG: Hey... Hey everybody!
500
00:20:20,104 --> 00:20:22,004
Spence has got something
to say to you.
501
00:20:22,006 --> 00:20:23,071
Spence?
502
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:28,844
You bastards.
503
00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:33,182
For four years, you people
harassed and humiliated me
504
00:20:33,184 --> 00:20:34,749
at every opportunity.
505
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,384
Well, let me tell you something.
506
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:38,520
Just because a young man
507
00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:41,723
is small and hairless
508
00:20:41,725 --> 00:20:44,793
does not give you the
right to ruin his life.
509
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:47,796
You can go to hell, all of you!
510
00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:50,498
Oh, and Doug made the big block.
511
00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,602
Not that it really matters.
512
00:20:54,604 --> 00:20:58,373
That's Doug
Heffernan, H-E-F-F...
513
00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:18,112
Wanna shoot me the mustard?
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