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[cassette clattering]
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"Sarabande" from
Barry Lyndon begins
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[Matt groaning]
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What time is it?
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You there, boy!
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Huh?
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Why me, sir?
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Yes, you, my good boy.
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What night is it?
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Oh, why sir, it's
Reject's Night.
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Reject's Night.
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I haven't missed it at all.
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Boy, have you heard of the
fine establishment 7-Eleven?
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Why, of course, sir.
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Well, good then, boy.
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I want you to run and
get me the largest bag
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of salt and vinegar
chips that you can find.
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The one as big as myself?
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Yes, sir.
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Now, hurry, go!
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Run before it's too late.
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Reject's Night, finally.
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Hurry, boy, faster!
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Go!
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Be careful next to the pool!
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[Matt screaming]
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["Fuel Injected"
by Swollen Members]
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- Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
- Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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[gunfire blasting]
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Burlington.
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Recognize. [Matt laughing]
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[gunfire blasting]
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Tell 'em how you live,
show 'em how you live.
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It's a PT Cruiser lifestyle.
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[Lawrence] Yes.
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Yes.
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We got Sum 41.
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We got Big Shiny Tunes
'99, Dance Mix '95.
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This one's blank.
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It hasn't been done yet.
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The magic's waiting to happen.
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♪ Bust from the top,
duck cops and sirens ♪
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♪ Fresh out the shop
poppin' n' stylin' ♪
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♪ Madchild whylin' unidentical
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♪ The cynical is medical,
condition is critical ♪
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[gunfire blasting]
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♪ Y'all ain't got it so
don't even think about it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I doubt
[gunfire blasting]
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♪ Swollen Members, Moka
Only gonna take the shot ♪
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♪ If you think you betcha
know, you better press rewind ♪
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♪ You can bump it in ya
Sony, repossess your mind ♪
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Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Shut the fuck up
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'cause it's motherfuckin'
Reject's Night.
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[Student] Oh my god.
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[Student] Were those guys
just in a bath together?
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[Mr. Olenick] Okay, could
someone get the lights please?
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[Student] Yup, I got it.
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Oh, Mr. Olenick,
it's not over yet.
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It's not?
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No, no.
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The fade to black was
just for dramatic effect
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and then we did blooper reel
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and outtakes over the
end credit sequence.
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Okay.
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We're not gonna get through
all that today, Lawrence,
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but--
- Tomorrow?
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This assignment was to
do a two-minute video essay
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on bias in the media, right?
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So, what is this?
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Oh yeah, well, I just decided
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that I didn't really
care about that topic
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and wanted to do
something more personal,
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from the heart.
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Okay.
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Yes, Lauren.
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[Student] Yo, it's Lauren P!
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I liked it.
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It was really cute.
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Okay.
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Well, it's not
supposed to be cute.
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There was a skit
at the beginning
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and then it turns into
a mockumentary, right?
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No, the beginning is an homage
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to Charles Dickens'
"A Christmas Carol."
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If anything, I would say that
Reject's Night is simply a,
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a love letter to friendship.
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[students laughing]
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Okay.
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Well, all right.
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Matt, anything to add?
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Yeah, it's just
a private joke.
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What?
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It's not a private joke.
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Come on!
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Okay.
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You can sit.
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I'm going to
address the class.
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Me and Matt watch SNL
every weekend, right?
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And so I guess the joke is
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while your typical
teenager is out having sex
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and doing drugs and
being invited to parties,
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me and Matt are watching
Saturday Night Live
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on our weekly tradition
of Reject's Night.
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I just,
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I just think that you should
make films about things
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that matter to you.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care about
bias in the media
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and probably never will,
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so yeah.
[students exclaiming]
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[Mr. Olenick] Well,
that's one perspective.
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[bell ringing]
[students chattering]
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Have a great day.
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[Announcer Over PA System]
Students, don't forget.
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The Terry Fox Run is next week.
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Please come by the office
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and sign up if you
plan on running.
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Hey, guys.
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How's that year
end video coming?
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- Good.
- Good.
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Good, good!
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Does that mean we're gonna
see a cut anytime soon?
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Because you know,
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the principal still needs
to approve the concept
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before we screen it at
the year end assembly.
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Yeah, it's just
like, you know,
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with how my creative
process works,
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kind of like, you
know, I just really--
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Okay, Lawrence,
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directing the year end video
is a huge honour, okay?
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So if you're not gonna
take it seriously
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and respect my deadlines,
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then I'm sure plenty of
other students will, okay?
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So please, please,
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I need a rough cut
in a month, okay?
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["Maybe One Day"
by Not By Choice]
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♪ I see you every single day
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♪ But you don't know
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I just like don't understand
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why Mr. Olenick can't
be like a real educator
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who trusts that I know what
I'm doing and just like.
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Well, maybe if you didn't make
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the most embarrassing
movie of all time.
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I think you loved Reject's
Night until Lauren P. came in
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with her little "media
analysis" or whatever.
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It was just different
when you showed it in class.
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I don't know.
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You didn't have to be such
a fucking cock to her.
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Yeah, well, I don't care
if Lauren P. lives or dies.
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Okay?
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[Lauren P.] Hey, Matt.
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Hey.
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Oh, fuck.
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Okay, Lawrence, can you just,
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can you promise we start
editing something soon please?
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What are you filming?
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Clouds.
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Okay, stop.
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We have enough.
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We're never gonna use that.
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My dad needs his
camera back anyways.
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Can you just tell Rick
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that like, I actually need to
use it for something important?
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Like, look dude,
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the Year End Video
is gonna be amazing.
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You're just mad 'cause
Lauren P. called you a virgin
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and you're like, the horniest
guy in the world, okay?
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You know I've
fingered before, right?
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Can you stop saying that?
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I don't wanna hear it.
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It's weird that
you don't jerk off.
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Look, I've tried it and
it's really not for me.
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You know?
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Like, I'd much rather
watch "GoodFellas."
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What are you doing?
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Why don't you go jerk
off to "GoodFellas" then?
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No, can you just.
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Delete this, delete--
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Hey!
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Fuck you, fucker!
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["I Like Movies" main theme]
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[Terri] If Matt
returned "Wild Things,"
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why did I get a phone
call saying I owe $25?
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I don't know.
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It's like a mistake in
the system, or something.
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I can't wait until
you go off to university
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and make new friends, you know?
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Like, really,
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just maybe they'll
be more responsible
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with other people's things.
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Look, Matt said
he returned it.
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I'm not paying for it, okay?
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So maybe you should get a job
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and you can pay for
Matt's late fees.
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Matt's his own person.
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Probably what it is, is like
a clerical issue at Sequels.
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They can check in the back.
- I'll give him a person.
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Okay, wait.
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I have to talk to
you about something
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and I want you to keep
an open mind, okay?
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I just don't understand
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why you won't apply to
Canadian universities.
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Because I don't want to be
like, a Canadian filmmaker.
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What about Atom Egoyan
or David Rotenberg--
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- Cronenberg!
- Cronenberg!
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Oh my god.
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Where did he go?
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Mom, I wanna go to NYU.
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Anyone else in your
class going to NYU?
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Where are they going?
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I don't know.
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They're probably gonna go to
like, Guelph or something.
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They're idiots! Take tourism
and business management.
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NYU is very expensive. We're
talking about American tuition.
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Do you happen to
have like 90,000 US?
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It doesn't cost that much.
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We'll Ask Jeeves when we
get home how much it costs.
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You just don't think
I'm gonna get in.
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That's all it is.
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Yeah, you have no
idea of all the bullshit
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I had to deal with
after your father.
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Okay, you know what?
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I have a lot of terrible
things in my life.
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Most people don't
have all my things.
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They might have
some of my things,
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but not everything.
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It's not a contest.
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Our lives are equally hard.
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Okay.
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I'm not waiting two hours
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while you walk
around a video store.
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So you're going in
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and you're going
to rent one movie
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and then we're leaving, right?
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Right?
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Don't slam that door.
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[door slamming]
[sighing]
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[upbeat rock music]
[people chattering]
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Welcome to Sequels.
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Oh, hey Lawrence.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ah, that is a great choice.
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Love to see it.
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Hey, man.
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- I've seen it babe.
- Okay, this one?
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I don't wanna
watch an old movie.
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Fine, Mario.
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This one.
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Babe, I hate this guy.
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He always looks like he has
to take the hugest shit.
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Hey.
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[Customer] Why don't
you ever let me pick?
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You guys finding
everything okay today?
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Do you work here?
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No.
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What should we get, man?
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Are you looking for a comedy?
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Oh.
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Ooh, have you ever seen
"Happiness" by Todd Solondz?
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- No.
- No.
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It's this really amazing movie
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about all these
people living in L.A.
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who are like, super messed up.
265
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There's a dad in the movie
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who's like an actual pedophile
267
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who wants to have
sex with his son.
268
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And Philip Seymour Hoffman's
269
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always calling people on the
phone while he masturbates.
270
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But it's also really hopeful.
271
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Like, you really care
about all these characters,
272
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which I think makes
it so much worse.
273
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You know what?
274
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It speaks for itself.
275
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Enrich your child.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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- Let's go.
- Yeah.
278
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[Shannon] I can take
the next customer.
279
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How many movies
do you have there?
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[Lawrence] Like, seven.
281
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,954
No, you pick one.
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One.
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Are you serious?
284
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- [Alana] I can help who's next.
- One.
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[Sequels commercial] When you
rent any three new releases,
286
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you'll get a classic
movie at half price--
287
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[movies clattering]
288
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[Alana] Hey, Lawrence.
289
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Find everything okay?
290
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,794
Yep.
291
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,797
Look, I know that last time,
292
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you guys said you
weren't hiring,
293
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:13,281
but I just wanted to give
you a hard copy of my resume.
294
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:16,153
Oh yeah, thanks.
295
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,502
I'll hold on to that.
296
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,724
I don't know if you
know, but Lawrence,
297
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he applied to NYU's
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Tisch School of the Arts.
- Tisch, yeah.
299
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He's very talented.
300
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Loves films.
301
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Very cool.
302
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,473
Yeah, Terri,
303
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,563
it looks like you have a late
fee on your account for $25
304
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,913
for "Wild Things."
305
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,872
Would you like to
pay that off today?
306
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,309
No, I would not.
307
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:44,312
["Is This Thing On?"
by Reversing Falls]
308
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,142
Yo, this is fucked.
309
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,492
Why don't you tell your
mom you need your own room?
310
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,059
It's fine.
311
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,191
It's just 'cause all my
dad's stuff is in there.
312
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,280
We switch every month.
313
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,065
I'll have my own
room in January.
314
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,415
Can you pass me the cushions?
315
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,376
Bam.
316
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,163
Ow.
317
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♪ I'm the cash man
318
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♪ I'll give you
money for your gold ♪
319
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,780
♪ Oh yeah
320
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,522
♪ Yes, I'm the cash man
321
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,394
♪ I'll give you
money for your gold ♪
322
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♪ Oh yeah
323
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[Lawrence laughing]
324
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,620
SNL begins with
"The Chanukkah Song"
325
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,621
Is that Adam Sandler?
326
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,840
- Mom.
- What?
327
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,971
Can I ask a question?
328
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,541
He has a new movie coming out?
329
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,108
Yes, "Punch Drunk Love."
330
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,719
Remember, you were
supposed to take me.
331
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,286
Dude, it's the
"Chanukah Song."
332
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,200
What?
333
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,772
Maybe you should
tell Adam Sandler
334
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,730
that we celebrate Chanukah.
335
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,471
Mom!
336
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,081
Me and Matt can't have
Reject's Night with you here.
337
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,561
Well, I'm sorry,
but I live here.
338
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,997
Yeah, but like,
339
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,651
we can't be truest
selves with you around.
340
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,826
This is a really small house.
341
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:04,653
Where would you like me to go?
342
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,480
To your room.
343
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,047
To my room?
344
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,048
How about you go to
your room, Lawrence?
345
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,049
I'm in my room!
346
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,964
My room is the couch!
347
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,139
Well, you know, I'm sorry
you can't do Reject's Night
348
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,967
in a big fancy house tonight.
349
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,533
Mom, I'm just trying to
watch SNL with my best friend.
350
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,231
And now, we're missing
"The Chanukah Song"
351
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,754
with a special guest
appearance from Rob Schneider,
352
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,235
which I'll probably
never get to see again.
353
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,932
Can you please just go?
354
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,325
God.
355
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,808
How do you stand him, Matt?
356
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:31,941
Let's go.
357
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,905
[Lawrence laughing]
358
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,907
Dude, that was fucking brutal.
359
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,517
Yeah.
360
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,258
She gets like, really
weird on the weekends.
361
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,172
I don't know.
362
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,565
[whispering] Menopause.
363
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,958
SNL Main Credits begin
364
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:49,959
Oh, Jimmy Fallon.
365
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,134
Not funny at all.
366
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,657
He breaks in every sketch.
367
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,877
Ruined the "Weekend Update."
368
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:55,791
I miss Norm.
369
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,881
Yo, do you wanna do the thing?
370
00:13:58,881 --> 00:13:59,795
Yeah?
371
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,320
All right, what
are you gonna do?
372
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,279
I'm gonna watch a break
dancer in Times Square, okay?
373
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,107
What about you?
374
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,761
Okay, I'm in an oyster
bar in Grand Central Station
375
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,111
and I'm laughing
with all my friends,
376
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,199
having a great time.
377
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,810
- Okay.
- Okay.
378
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:19,032
[imitating announcer] It's
"Saturday Night Live" with
your host, Matt Macarchuck!
379
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:22,992
Yeah, oh.
380
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,517
Keep the change, man.
381
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,041
And Lawrence Kweller.
382
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:28,955
Oh, you guys.
383
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:29,912
Oh, I couldn't.
384
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,046
Oh. [slurping]
385
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,525
Ooh, that's good.
386
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,005
And your hosts,
387
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,399
Lawrence Kweller
and Matt Macarchuck.
388
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,270
[laughing] Okay.
389
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,620
Hey guys, we have a great
show for you tonight.
390
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,665
Korn is here.
391
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,232
Korn is here, yeah.
392
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,624
So make sure to stick around.
393
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,409
Because we'll be.
394
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,454
- We'll be right back.
- We'll be right back.
395
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,978
[microwave beeping]
396
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,067
Sorry, I didn't have
time to eat my lunch
397
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,503
so I'm just gonna,
398
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,940
but it won't
distract from your--
399
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,290
- Of course, that's fine.
- Interview at all.
400
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,945
And thanks for coming
in on such short notice.
401
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:03,903
Someone just quit.
402
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,645
Okay.
403
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:08,472
That's fine.
404
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,344
Lawrence,
405
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,172
why don't you just tell me
a little bit about yourself?
406
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:16,698
So basically, like,
movies are my entire life.
407
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,875
I need to watch movies
like I need to breathe air.
408
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,312
And if I don't watch
movie every single day,
409
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:26,273
I feel like there's a part
of myself that's like, dying.
410
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,144
[Alana] Oh.
411
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,319
So I think that could
make me a really big asset
412
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,931
to the Sequels corporation.
413
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,410
Great.
414
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,934
So what's your
availability like?
415
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,457
Like, can you work
evenings and weekends?
416
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,980
- Oh, extremely available.
- Okay.
417
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,155
Like, I go to high
school during the day.
418
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,983
What high school do you go to?
419
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,550
A-shot, Aldershot High.
420
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,465
[gasping] No way.
421
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,467
I went to Aldershot.
422
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,555
[laughing] Really?
423
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:48,469
Yeah.
424
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:50,993
Okay.
425
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,908
Yeah.
426
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,345
You know, I really appreciate
the opportunity to interview.
427
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,391
Well, like to be
honest with you,
428
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,219
like if you work here,
429
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,742
you have to know how to leave
your problems at the door.
430
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,265
Oh, of course.
431
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,440
Like, you have
to be professional
432
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,615
even when you don't wanna be.
433
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,052
Could I actually tell you
434
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,314
a little like
anecdote about that?
435
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,924
Yeah, sure.
436
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,013
This might surprise
you, given my resume,
437
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,667
but I was actually doing really,
438
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,669
really poorly in
school last year.
439
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,367
I just, I just wanted
to sleep all day.
440
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,195
I never wanted to go to class
441
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,502
and my mom was really upset
because I wasn't talking to her.
442
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,199
She kept trying to make me
443
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,158
go on all these different
anti-depressants
444
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,898
because I have "serious
emotional problems"
or whatever, but.
445
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,726
Oh, yeah, that--
446
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,686
Anyway, it was Awards
Night at Aldershot
447
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,775
and everyone was
getting up onstage
448
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,212
to get their plaque for
being on the honour roll.
449
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,998
And I was filming.
450
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,478
I just had this
thought, which was like,
451
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,394
you know, what if I'm smart?
452
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,917
I bet if I actually did my work
453
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,441
and handed my
assignments in on time
454
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,269
that I could be on the
stupid honour roll too.
455
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,270
Mm-hmm.
456
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,793
So the next day,
457
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,621
I had my mother
drive me to Chapters
458
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,058
and I speed read "Seven Habits
of Highly Effective Teens"
459
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,453
and it totally changed
my life forever.
460
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,368
Mm.
461
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,369
And the very next year,
I was on the honour roll.
462
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,935
Oh, there you go!
463
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:04,980
Now, I would say
I'm very good at
464
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,418
putting first things first.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,552
And um, beginning
with the end in mind,
466
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:15,947
which for me is going to NYU
Tisch School for the Arts.
467
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,819
A lot of my favourite
filmmakers went there
468
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,734
and I never really thought
that I was good enough,
469
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,084
but I've decided to bet
on myself as an artist
470
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,129
and a young man.
471
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,306
Cool.
472
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,090
So NYU costs 90,000 US dollars
473
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,006
and I know you get 10 free
rentals a week if you work here.
474
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,791
So you don't have to
tell me right now,
475
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:38,231
but yeah, just know the stakes
are very, very high for me.
476
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,886
Okay, yeah.
477
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:44,672
Like, I think
478
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,025
I'm gonna hire you.
479
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:55,291
Welcome to Sequels, Lawrence!
480
00:17:55,291 --> 00:18:00,383
[train chugging]
[soft contemplative music]
481
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,126
All right, team.
482
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,519
Hands in.
- Yeah.
483
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,783
Come on.
484
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,177
Teamwork makes the dream work!
485
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,439
Yeah.
486
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,701
Very nice.
[applauding]
487
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,137
- Very good.
- All right.
488
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,008
So I have our mystery
shopper report
489
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:20,534
and Brant Street earned a
98% on customer service.
490
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,101
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
491
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,928
- Gift cards for everyone.
- Nice.
492
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:27,062
So, I'm gonna ask you guys
to set some goals today.
493
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,890
Shannon?
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,936
How many Sequels memberships
do you think you can sell?
495
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,070
Like two.
496
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:39,248
Shannon, how about five?
497
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,685
Okay, yeah.
498
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,599
- Great.
- Yeah, put me down for five.
499
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,166
- Nice.
- Nice.
500
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,822
And how about Brendan,
Mr. GameCube expert?
501
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:52,000
How many previously enjoyed
games do you think you can sell?
502
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,654
I am also gonna sell five.
503
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,872
Great.
504
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,439
And Lawrence.
505
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,049
Now, did everyone get a
chance to meet Lawrence?
506
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,443
Lawrence will be
on the floor today
507
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,444
working his very first
active seller shift.
508
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,184
[Lawrence gulps.]
509
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:08,930
So how many advanced
copies of "Shrek" on DVD
510
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,411
do you think you can sell?
511
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,239
Isn't "Shrek"
already out on DVD?
512
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,849
Yeah, but this is like,
513
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,852
it's a new special
edition with yeah,
514
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,332
it's wide screen
515
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,507
and then there's
like special footage
516
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,378
of how they animated the donkey.
517
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,032
["Shrek" impression] Donkey.
518
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,555
- That's awesome.
- Thank you.
519
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,383
Then probably like zero?
520
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,170
No, I can put you down
for like three "Shreks."
521
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,781
I can do that.
522
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,652
All right.
523
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:38,220
Nice, so we're gonna have
a really awesome day, team.
524
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,743
Okay, I'm sorry, Alana,
525
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,006
can I just say one thing
like, really quickly?
526
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,532
I understand that I'm new
here, but I really hate lying.
527
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,229
There is no way
I'm gonna be able
528
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,144
to sell three copies
of "Shrek" tonight.
529
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,885
Like, I could maybe
see myself doing that
530
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,582
with a film that I cared about.
531
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,976
"Adaptation," "Bowling
for Columbine."
532
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,413
I'm very comfortable promoting
the works of Michael Moore,
533
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,807
but I thought I got hired here
to talk about real cinema,
534
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,549
which "Shrek" is not.
535
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,594
So can I just do that?
536
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:08,816
And also that sash, is
that gonna be mandatory?
537
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,383
I refuse to wear the sash.
538
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,472
I have to put my foot
down on that as well.
539
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:17,041
[Lawrence sighing]
540
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:21,655
God.
541
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,091
Hey.
- Hey.
542
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,006
You finding everything okay?
543
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,834
Yeah. Thanks, babe.
544
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,271
What's that?
545
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,404
"Legally Blonde,"
this is a great movie.
546
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,709
My mom really likes the scene
547
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,930
with the bend and snap.
[snapping]
548
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,199
I told you,
549
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,288
it's the guy in the TV show
550
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:50,814
and the woman with the
hair who married that man.
551
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,294
Yes!
552
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,861
You're describing "The
Whole Nine Yards."
553
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:57,038
It is not "The
Whole Nine Yards!"
554
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,909
No,
555
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,259
we rented out our last copy of
"Blue Crush" this afternoon.
556
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,260
Could you help me?
557
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,174
Thanks, bye.
558
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,177
A little boy was helping
me, but he's disappeared.
559
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,701
Okay.
560
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,529
Well, do you remember
what he looked like?
561
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,139
Jewish.
562
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,619
Sorry, he was Jewish?
563
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:16,187
You know, thick
dark hair, brown eyes,
564
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:19,930
shorter than a man,
like Danny DeVito.
565
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,715
A little Jew boy.
566
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,542
No, hold on.
567
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,370
TV Jewish.
568
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:28,896
A little boy who could
play a Jew on television.
569
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:33,335
[Main "I Like Movies" theme]
570
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,425
[Matt] Come on, man.
571
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,165
We're gonna miss the movie.
572
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,345
What are we going to see again?
573
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,825
[Lawrence] P-T-A!
574
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,826
[Employee] And
"The Santa Claus 2"
575
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,349
will be in theater 12.
576
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,742
Two tickets to Paul
Thomas Anderson's
577
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,352
"Punch Drunk Love" please.
578
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:52,354
Okay.
579
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,355
Are you paying in cash or?
580
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,225
Yeah, cash.
581
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,401
Oh no, Matt.
582
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,228
I got this.
583
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,840
You never have money.
584
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,407
Yeah.
585
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,843
Well, you know, I'm just
happy you came with me.
586
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,061
Yeah, I love Adam Sandler.
587
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,628
Well, I mean,
588
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,151
this isn't gonna be your
typical Sandler affair.
589
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,675
It's a Paul Thomas
Anderson film,
590
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,372
so it's gonna be a bit
challenging for you.
591
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,026
I think I can fucking get it.
592
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,117
- Thank you.
- Okay.
593
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,379
Enjoy your show.
594
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,337
I will.
595
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:21,775
I just realized when
you're in New York,
596
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,038
you can see SNL
like, every weekend.
597
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,735
I think the
tickets are based on
598
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,433
like a highly competitive
lottery system,
599
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,651
so yeah.
600
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,612
Can I go with you?
601
00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,788
I mean, if you can get
tickets, yeah, for sure.
602
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,051
No, like to New York.
603
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,574
We could move there together
604
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:39,793
'cause I have dual
citizenship, so.
605
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,971
Hey, do you guys do little
shots of espresso here?
606
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,148
Okay.
607
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:49,542
Then I will get a
root beer, medium.
608
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,021
Matt, do you want anything?
609
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,590
Yeah, just a popcorn
and a Coke please.
610
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,680
Okay, so yeah, two drinks
and two popcorns please.
611
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,160
So I just wanted to talk to you
612
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,423
about Reject's
Night this weekend.
613
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,078
I think there might be
a potential conflict.
614
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,080
What's the conflict,
that you're gay?
615
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,909
No, it's that I got
a job at Sequels, man!
616
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,693
It's the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
617
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,739
I get 10 free movie
rentals a week,
618
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,437
15% off all Coca-Cola
branded products.
619
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,351
Oh, and look,
620
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:21,487
they let me [Italian mob voice]
take any of the Twizzlers
621
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,011
that are past their
expiration date.
622
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:25,839
Keep that between
you and me, okay?
623
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,537
But it also means
624
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,452
that I'm not gonna be
able to watch SNL anymore
625
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,888
because Sequels closes at
midnight on Saturdays, so.
626
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,282
What, so I'm supposed
to watch it by myself
627
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,631
like a fucking loser?
628
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,154
Sorry, man.
629
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,982
I gotta be proactive
about my future.
630
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,201
NYU costs $90,000
631
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,246
and it's not like my parents
632
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,900
are gonna buy everything for me.
633
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:48,818
[Audience Member]
Take off your hat.
634
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,483
[Movie preview music]
635
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,016
"Punch Drunk Love"
is seriously like
the greatest movie
636
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,714
I've ever seen in my life.
637
00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,585
Why did Adam Sandler
need all that pudding--
638
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,806
Because it's the greatest
love story of our time, Matt!
639
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:20,981
Oh my god,
640
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:22,809
the scene where they kiss
641
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,593
and the cameras do
that whooshing thing.
642
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:27,596
And then you see their
shadows and it's like, ugh!
643
00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:29,598
And then all this stuff
with the Mattress Man.
644
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,513
[Matt turns up
"Tinfoil" by Limblifter]
645
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,951
♪ Turmoil in tinfoil
646
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:35,865
Okay.
647
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:41,262
♪ Come on, come on
648
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:48,008
I thought we were
going to your house?
649
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,139
Is that Lauren P.?!
650
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,053
Get down.
651
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,188
What movie is she watching?
652
00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:59,062
Lauren P. is so
good at editing.
653
00:24:59,062 --> 00:24:59,976
So?
654
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:05,721
Well, I was thinking
maybe she could help us
655
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:09,072
with like, the Year
End Video, you know?
656
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:11,901
Matt, are you like
in love with Lauren P.?
657
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,468
Shut the fuck up!
658
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,601
[horn blaring]
Hey!
659
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,167
Fuck!
[horn blaring]
660
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,605
Shit, fuck!
661
00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:24,697
[dog barking]
[horn blaring]
662
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:29,484
Lawrence, are you asleep?
663
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,053
[Lawrence] [yawning] Almost.
664
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:38,798
I was wondering
what you thought
665
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,451
about me coming to New York.
666
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:44,325
I thought you were going
to Aldershot next year.
667
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,762
Aren't your parents making you?
668
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,024
Yeah, but I have
dual citizenship,
669
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,548
so it's like, it's whatever.
670
00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:58,687
Can I tell you something
like really honest
671
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:01,560
and you have to promise you're
not gonna get mad at me?
672
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,127
Yeah.
673
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:09,002
Well, it's just like
after high school,
674
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:11,961
I see myself having a
really different life
675
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:16,226
with new friends who
share in my interests.
676
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,620
I just spent the whole day
with your fucking interests.
677
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:21,144
Yeah, you totally
did and that's great.
678
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:25,584
I just,
679
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:32,155
I think you might be
like a placeholder.
680
00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:35,419
What the fuck
is a placeholder?
681
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,595
You know, like a friend
that you have in high school
682
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,991
before you go to university and
make like your real friends.
683
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,821
Like, I don't really
think it's a bad thing.
684
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,388
If we're being honest,
685
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,042
I'm probably your
placeholder too.
686
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,089
It's just, I don't know.
687
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:57,572
When I move to New York, I
see myself becoming like,
688
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,793
like a completely
different person.
689
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,663
So you're just not gonna
want to be my friend?
690
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:02,795
No, no.
691
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,361
No, in high school, it's fine.
692
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:07,060
I just think that
like, you know,
693
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,627
you should figure
out your own future
694
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:12,674
before you decide to
copy mine or whatever.
695
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,763
[Matt sighing]
696
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,939
See, this is why I didn't
even wanna say anything.
697
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,462
I knew you'd be mad.
698
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,773
Are you mad?
699
00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,035
It's whatever, it's fine.
700
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:36,002
[Shannon] Pizza!
701
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,528
♪ I love doing inventory
702
00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:43,662
♪ You guys are my best friends
703
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,622
♪ And I got dipping
sauce for your pizza ♪
704
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:50,103
♪ Ah, ah
705
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,800
That's it.
- Wow, okay.
706
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,760
I was waiting for
inventory Alana to show up.
707
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,675
She's here.
- Here she is.
708
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,372
What territory do you want?
709
00:27:58,372 --> 00:27:59,895
- New releases!
- New release wall. Okay.
710
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,680
Damn it.
711
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,205
Okay, I will do old favorites
from family to drama.
712
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,728
Okay.
713
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,599
I'll take old favorites
from action to comedy
714
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:11,733
and we can all split games,
previously enjoyed, and retail.
715
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:12,995
And Lawrence.
716
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:15,737
Come here.
717
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:20,046
Lawrence, you're gonna
get the very best job.
718
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:22,744
You are gonna
watch this computer
719
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:26,052
and make sure we scan everything
properly in the store.
720
00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:29,229
And if we can scan
everything in by 2:00 a.m.,
721
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:32,362
we get to go to fucking bed.
722
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:33,276
Yay.
723
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,323
- Let's do it.
- Yes.
724
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:40,980
Hey Lawrence, how's it going?
725
00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:43,330
It's good, it's going good.
726
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:45,724
We're rocking it, guys.
727
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:52,295
[blowing]
728
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,863
Yeah, cool.
729
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:55,908
How 'bout that?
730
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:03,916
[wondrous soft music]
[machinery beeping]
731
00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:16,537
Okay, see you in
a few hours, lady.
732
00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:17,712
Okay.
733
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,496
Lawrence, nice working with you.
734
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,760
Very awesome scanning.
735
00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:24,066
[laughing] Thanks, Shannon.
736
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,589
Lawrence, you need a ride?
737
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,113
No, no, my mom's
coming to pick me up.
738
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,462
I just gotta call
her when I'm ready.
739
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,419
What?
740
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,899
It's 2:00 a.m.
741
00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:32,466
Your mom's still
waiting up for you?
742
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,641
Yo, if I called
my mom at 2:00 a.m.,
743
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:34,468
she would beat my ass, man.
744
00:29:34,468 --> 00:29:35,686
What? She would.
745
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:36,905
I would be hospitalized.
746
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,080
No, no, no.
747
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,255
She likes driving me around.
748
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:41,910
It makes her feel like, useful.
749
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,129
Okay, I'll drive him home.
750
00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,391
Where do you live, Lawrence?
751
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,436
Really, she doesn't mind.
752
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,961
Yo, stop being an
asshole to your mom, man.
753
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,137
Just learn to drive.
754
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,965
And I say that with love.
755
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:53,966
- Let's go.
- Bye, team.
756
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:55,271
Bye.
757
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,795
- Am I going with you?
- Yeah.
758
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,361
- Oh.
- Yeah, we're having sex.
759
00:29:58,361 --> 00:29:59,885
Okay, Lawrence,
go get your coat.
760
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,103
We have two minutes
once I set the alarm.
761
00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:03,976
Don't I get my 10
free rentals a week now?
762
00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:04,977
My trial period's over?
763
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:05,978
Now?
764
00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,591
[Alana sighing]
765
00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,766
Okay, but fast.
766
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,028
You be so fast, Lawrence!
767
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,772
[Alana sighing]
768
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:21,428
Fuck.
769
00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,566
All right.
770
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:30,480
Bam.
771
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,876
All right.
772
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:37,836
I can't let you rent these.
773
00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:40,839
You have a $45 late
fee on your account.
774
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,190
That doesn't make any sense.
775
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,105
Well, you never
returned "Wild Things"
776
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:49,673
and it says you've had it
for the last three weeks.
777
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,285
Well--
778
00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:53,895
That is the movie
where Denise Richards
779
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:54,940
and Neve Campbell mash
their boobies together
780
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:55,941
in a pool, right?
781
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,943
Well, I don't know
782
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,379
because my friend
Matt Macarchuck rented
it on my account,
783
00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,294
but he said he
returned it weeks ago.
784
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,774
With the fakest fake name
I have literally ever heard.
785
00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:05,646
Look, first thing,
786
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,909
I'm gonna take "Wild Things"
out of his VHS player,
787
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,084
rewind the whole tape,
788
00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,390
and then burn his house down
789
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:11,913
because that's how much I care
790
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:12,827
about the Sequels late
fee policy, Alana.
791
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:13,872
I swear to God.
792
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,701
Yeah, we don't live
far away from each other.
793
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,313
I'm at Tansley Woods.
794
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,184
It's a really nice condo.
795
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:27,015
I bought it myself last year
and I just got a new oven.
796
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,931
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
797
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,542
Is it like gas range or...
798
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,111
It's only 2:15.
799
00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:37,983
Are you sure you don't want me
800
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,114
to drop you off at like, a
friend's house or something?
801
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:41,551
I think I wanna go home
802
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:42,596
and watch "The
Manchurian Candidate."
803
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:43,510
Really?
804
00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:46,948
I think you should
go to a party.
805
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,602
No, no.
806
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,733
I like movies.
807
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:54,260
Right.
808
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,397
Well, congratulations.
809
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,052
You just survived
your first inventory.
810
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:09,623
[soft contemplative music]
811
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:13,540
Okay.
812
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:14,454
See ya.
813
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,676
Hello!
814
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:22,941
Yeah, I think you forgot to
thank me for driving you home
815
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,987
and also for being just the
greatest boss you have ever had.
816
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,122
Yeah, okay, bye.
817
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,080
Thank you.
818
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:47,966
[faint movie chatter]
[soft contemplative music]
819
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:03,198
[Actor] Spartacus!
820
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,945
[Lawrence masturbating]
821
00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:13,643
[screaming]
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
822
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:14,905
Why are you still up?
823
00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:15,906
I'm getting a glass of water.
824
00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:16,646
Why are you still up?
825
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,520
"Spartacus," I'm
watching "Spartacus."
826
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,521
Don't watch "Spartacus!"
827
00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:22,522
Go to sleep.
828
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:23,392
It's a school night.
829
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:25,046
Okay.
830
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,004
Goodnight.
831
00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:29,877
I love you.
832
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,400
Goodnight.
833
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,314
Love you.
834
00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:34,621
Jesus.
835
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:42,107
Okay, I'll pick you up at 4.
836
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,021
Okay.
837
00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,950
[Sequels commercial]
It's almost Valentine's Day
838
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,430
and love is in the air.
839
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:03,737
Hey Alana, are
you busy right now?
840
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:04,912
I'm--
841
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:07,175
Okay, okay, so I was thinking
842
00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,351
that we should have
like, a Staff Picks wall.
843
00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:10,526
Oh.
844
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:11,658
Yeah, we don't do that here.
845
00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,312
Well, I know, yeah.
846
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,183
But just imagine.
- Yeah.
847
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:18,230
A section of the store that's
all of our favourite movies.
848
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:20,319
I was thinking I could
interview everyone on the team
849
00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:22,451
and write up little blurbs
to put next to them.
850
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,367
And that it would be like,
really, really, really special.
851
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,109
Also, I would do everything,
852
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,676
like all the work.
853
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,808
I promise you wouldn't
have to do a thing.
854
00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,680
I mean, they do it
at the Appleby store
855
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,379
and I think their manager said
it increased store revenue.
856
00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:40,861
So, you're saying yes?
857
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:42,167
No.
858
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,211
I'm saying:
859
00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:48,999
let's see how it goes.
860
00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:50,610
Okay, that works for me.
861
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:52,002
Okay.
862
00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:53,003
- Okay.
- Cool, Lawrence.
863
00:34:53,003 --> 00:34:55,919
[Lawrence laughing]
864
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:59,053
["Ode to Joy"]
865
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,663
So Shannon,
866
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:03,013
what do you love
about "Dirty Dancing?"
867
00:35:05,799 --> 00:35:10,108
To begin with, the dancing.
868
00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,155
[balloon squeaking]
869
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,026
Brandon Lee didn't
deserve to die, man.
870
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:18,290
He gave his life to "The Crow"
and now he lives forever.
871
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:19,987
That DVD scares me, man.
872
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,945
It looks evil on the shelf.
873
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:22,772
Oh yeah, bro.
874
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:23,773
"The Crow?"
875
00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:24,948
That one got you, bro.
876
00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:26,733
[Shannon] What about dogs?
877
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,430
Are you just saying movies
that have dogs in them
878
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,128
because that's
not very original.
879
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,607
What about dog actors?
880
00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:33,653
Like dogs, if they
were played by humans,
881
00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:35,872
they'd win an Oscar every time.
882
00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,004
Oh my god, Shannon.
883
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,266
You're a genius.
884
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:39,659
[bubble popping]
885
00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,356
[upbeat music]
886
00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:43,663
Are you sure you're
the manager? - Okay.
887
00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:44,838
You're way too
sexy to be a manager.
888
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:45,665
I'm the manager.
889
00:35:45,665 --> 00:35:47,493
I'm very sure.
890
00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,668
I need to see some ID
for this regulation hottie.
891
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:49,669
Wow, you just had that.
892
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:50,539
Lawrence, later, okay?
893
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:54,195
[upbeat music]
894
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,762
"The Crow" got me
through high school.
895
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,242
It got me through
my parent's divorce.
896
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:59,244
It got getting cheated
on by my fiance
897
00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:04,336
who is a bitch, by the way.
898
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,730
Huh.
899
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:08,818
This is actually,
900
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:10,864
really great work.
901
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:14,302
[upbeat music]
902
00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:17,740
[cash register dinging]
903
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:28,011
[error noise]
[Lawrence sighing]
904
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:34,409
Yo.
905
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,411
Yo, Matt.
906
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:37,891
You're late.
907
00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,632
Yeah, me and Lauren
went to Wendy's.
908
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,024
We brought you a frosty.
909
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:47,988
I mean, yeah.
910
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,381
I'll take the Frosty for sure,
911
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,339
but she's gotta go.
912
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:56,170
Well, Matt was saying you
guys could use an editor
913
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,998
and I'd love to take a
look at your footage.
914
00:36:57,998 --> 00:37:00,305
Trust me, you do not wanna
edit on this computer.
915
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,350
I've had so many
rendering issues
916
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:05,788
and my dad bought me Final
Cut Pro for my birthday.
917
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:08,051
Well, that's just
terrific, sweetheart,
918
00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:10,053
but the Year End
Video's our thing,
919
00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:12,839
so there's really
no groupies allowed.
920
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,493
Wow, you're being
really sexist right now.
921
00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,103
How is that sexist?
922
00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:18,061
Lawrence, a lot of
great film directors
923
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:21,978
have worked with female
editors like Dede Allen.
924
00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:25,895
She helped Arthur Penn
make "Bonnie and Clyde."
925
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:29,943
And Sally Menke.
926
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,510
She edited--
- "Pulp Fiction."
927
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:33,033
"Pulp Fiction."
928
00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:36,558
And Thelma Schoon?
- Schoonmaker.
929
00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:39,082
Schoon.
- Smhoonmaker,
930
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,607
she edited--
- "GoodFellas."
931
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:42,956
"GoodFellas!"
932
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,827
She edited
"GoodFellas," Lawrence!
933
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:48,266
Did you guys go to Wendy's
and prepare a fucking speech?
934
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,485
No, Matt.
935
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,662
Lauren P is not involved.
936
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,708
Like, you're really gonna
have to make a decision here
937
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,884
whether you wanna make
a movie with me or--
938
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,407
Okay.
939
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,974
It's very obvious you
don't actually care
940
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:01,975
about the Year End
Video here, so.
941
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,498
I care, I care a lot.
942
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:04,804
I just think we need to
keep shooting footage.
943
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,632
Okay.
944
00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,242
Well, I have the video camera
and Lauren has Final Cut,
945
00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,766
so we don't really know
how you can contribute.
946
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,379
So you're just gonna
kick me off my own film?
947
00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,293
Well.
948
00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:21,081
Hey, Lauren,
949
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,561
did Matt ever tell you about
950
00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:25,477
how he jerks off
like 98 times a day
951
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,348
and he likes to drive
to your house at night
952
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:30,612
and park outside, so he can
like, you know, stalk you?
953
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:32,527
Right?
954
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:36,183
And Matt, "Wild Things" has
a three week late fee on it.
955
00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:38,011
$46, man.
956
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,274
Like, I don't care
957
00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:42,450
that that's your favorite
movie to jerk off to!
958
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,931
My store really
needs it back, okay?!
959
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,019
It's important!
960
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:55,855
No!
961
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,120
You don't deserve a Frosty.
962
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:07,736
[moody rock music]
963
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,619
So, how long have
you worked here for?
964
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:23,970
Four years.
965
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,756
That's like, a
really long time.
966
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:28,670
Yeah.
967
00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:31,673
Well, did you ever
wanna do anything else
968
00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:35,198
like go to university,
have a career?
969
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:37,418
I have a career.
970
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:47,385
Hey, yeah, that's not
how you stock the fridge.
971
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,211
It's not?
972
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:50,083
No.
973
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:51,998
See, you're putting all of
the new pop in the front
974
00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,869
so that if a customer grabs
one thinking that it's cold,
975
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:56,872
they're just gonna end up with
like, a lukewarm beverage.
976
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:03,488
So take everything
out and start over.
977
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,402
Okay.
978
00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:14,847
Yeah, like, I went
to Guelph for awhile.
979
00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:16,326
Oh, that's cool, yeah.
980
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:17,850
I'm graduating this year,
981
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,505
but I don't think I
want to go to Guelph.
982
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,115
Well, where else
did you apply?
983
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:22,942
[Lawrence] Nowhere.
984
00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:23,856
Just NYU.
985
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:28,251
Lawrence, do me a favor
986
00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:31,341
and apply to least one
Canadian university please?
987
00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:33,213
Just like, you
know, as a backup.
988
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,040
Why?
989
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,520
I don't need to.
990
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,130
Because NYU is
kind of a long shot
991
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:38,479
and you don't want to
992
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,002
end up going to no universities.
993
00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:41,830
You're gonna be -
994
00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:44,964
Oh my god, what the fuck?!
995
00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:46,966
Someone threw a Gordita.
996
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:48,533
[Lawrence] Oh, weird.
997
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,926
Well, what's the best
film school in Canada?
998
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:51,927
What? I don't know.
999
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:53,320
Like, Ryerson?
1000
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,756
The gay and lesbian section.
1001
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:55,931
This is like a
fucking hate crime!
1002
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,759
Do they shoot on 16-mm?
1003
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:59,631
'Cause I really need to
know how to shoot on 16-mm.
1004
00:40:59,631 --> 00:41:01,502
There's all crushed up
ground beef in the carpet.
1005
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,069
- What did you major in?
- It's fucking disgusting.
1006
00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,592
Shit, we're gonna
get ants again.
1007
00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:05,463
Alana, what did
you take at Guelph?
1008
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,421
Oh, fuck.
1009
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:08,509
Theatre.
1010
00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:09,597
Really?
1011
00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:10,772
What did you want to be,
1012
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:13,035
a director, actor, playwright?
1013
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:14,733
An actor.
1014
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:16,561
[Lawrence] Cool.
1015
00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:19,041
Yeah,
1016
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:23,959
but then like, my
roommate committed suicide
1017
00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:25,744
in my first year.
1018
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,223
So then obviously, I
didn't go back after that.
1019
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,796
Hey, it's okay.
1020
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,494
Look, I'm okay now.
1021
00:41:40,846 --> 00:41:43,544
Can you please make your
face into another face?
1022
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:48,636
Okay.
1023
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:50,551
Okay, just watch the counter.
1024
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:51,683
All right?
1025
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:53,380
I'm gonna get the steam cleaner.
1026
00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:55,904
Fucking bastards.
1027
00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:00,561
Fuck.
1028
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:04,086
["I Like Movies" main theme]
1029
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,444
Yes.
1030
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:17,926
Yes.
1031
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,754
No.
1032
00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,802
Ooh, my little baby!
1033
00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:24,716
Oh she's so little.
1034
00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:28,023
What are the books
doing on the floor?
1035
00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:29,547
I'm trying to decide
what to bring to New York.
1036
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,200
I'm just trying to
pack light, you know?
1037
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,201
The essentials.
1038
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:33,159
Come help me please.
1039
00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:40,166
Derek was a really disgusting
prick this morning, okay?
1040
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,602
Can I tell you what he said?
1041
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,212
No, I don't--
1042
00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:44,953
As I walked into
the office, okay.
1043
00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:48,435
Hey Terri, did you
get breast implants?
1044
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,219
So I say, "You know what?
1045
00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:51,786
I don't think that's
an appropriate thing
1046
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,745
to say to your office
manager there, Derek."
1047
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:54,615
Yeah, that's gross.
1048
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:55,573
That sucks.
1049
00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:59,446
Um, so Alana was telling
me I need a backup.
1050
00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,840
She says I need to apply to
at least one Canadian school
1051
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,885
in case I don't get into NYU.
1052
00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:07,976
So I was talking to the
guidance counselor today
1053
00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:09,543
and they were telling me that I,
1054
00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:11,719
that the deadline is
yeah, well, today,
1055
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,851
and I just really need--
1056
00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:13,895
Okay, so.
1057
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,332
Go back. Who's Alana?
1058
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,899
Mom, you're not
even listening!
1059
00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:20,772
That's my manager at Sequels.
1060
00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:22,338
Okay.
1061
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:23,992
So I need to apply on
this stupid website
1062
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,515
called OUAC by midnight.
1063
00:43:25,515 --> 00:43:27,474
And I was just
wondering what school
1064
00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:28,780
you thought I should apply to
1065
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:30,085
'cause I kind of need to decide
1066
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,740
in like the next three hours.
1067
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,307
Okay.
1068
00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:35,569
What's the easiest
school to get into?
1069
00:43:35,569 --> 00:43:36,701
Mom--
1070
00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,746
Sorry, I said something wrong.
1071
00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:39,660
Imagine that.
1072
00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:42,576
What about Carleton?
1073
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,578
Your dad went there.
1074
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:48,930
I mean,
1075
00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:52,847
like yeah, yeah, I mean.
1076
00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,633
Is that a good school?
1077
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,941
Was dad like, happy there?
1078
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,423
Yeah, I think he loved it.
1079
00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:08,123
Well, yours
changes every week.
1080
00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:10,169
Last week, you said it
was "Eyes Wide Shut,"
1081
00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:12,519
which is really gross and weird.
1082
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,826
Well, that's just
because Stanley Kubrick's
1083
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,044
my favorite director right now.
1084
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:17,959
But please, just tell me.
1085
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:20,135
No, I'm not obsessed with
movies the same way you are.
1086
00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:22,747
And I actually, I might
even hate them now.
1087
00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:26,489
I used to work in the industry.
1088
00:44:26,489 --> 00:44:27,403
- Really?
- Mm.
1089
00:44:27,403 --> 00:44:28,578
As what?
1090
00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:30,842
Look me up on IMDB sometime.
1091
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:34,976
Okay, okay.
1092
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:36,717
I will give you a hint.
1093
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:45,900
Red rum, red rum,
red rum, red rum.
1094
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:48,686
Oh my god, Alana, are you
saying it's "The Shining?"
1095
00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:51,471
No.
1096
00:44:51,471 --> 00:44:52,820
I just knew that would give
you like, a huge boner.
1097
00:44:56,694 --> 00:45:01,742
[bell ringing]
[students chattering]
1098
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,405
[locker slamming]
1099
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:17,715
[lock clattering]
- Come on, okay.
1100
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:24,243
[Student] Yeah,
yeah, let's go.
1101
00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:26,549
Yeah, that's great.
1102
00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,726
Maybe stay a little
bit more to this side
1103
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,945
and then the light will get
your faces a little bit more.
1104
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:33,165
Yeah, nice.
1105
00:45:33,165 --> 00:45:34,079
Yeah.
1106
00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:36,908
What do you think?
1107
00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,866
[Matt] I think it
looks really good, yeah.
1108
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,433
I don't know.
1109
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:41,608
I just hope you guys
aren't overexposed
1110
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:42,783
and I don't know, it just -
1111
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:43,871
[Brendan] It's payday.
1112
00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:46,091
- Oh.
- Yeah, okay.
1113
00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,005
All right.
1114
00:45:54,577 --> 00:45:56,841
- Hey, Brendan?
- Yeah, bro?
1115
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:58,625
Can you come here?
1116
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,148
I think there's like, something
wrong with my paycheck.
1117
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,454
Something wrong
with your paycheck?
1118
00:46:01,454 --> 00:46:02,368
Let me see.
1119
00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,808
That looks okay to me.
1120
00:46:09,244 --> 00:46:12,160
But I need to save up
$90,000 US by September.
1121
00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,336
Okay.
1122
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:15,511
If I'm working all the time,
1123
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:17,035
why don't I have any money?
1124
00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:18,384
Okay, so Sequels
takes money out
1125
00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:19,951
for your like, RSP funds,
1126
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:21,822
and your employment
benefits, and stuff.
1127
00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:23,693
Okay, I don't want all that.
1128
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:25,304
I want to save all my
money so I can go to NYU.
1129
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,697
I'm sorry.
1130
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,264
Have you never had a job before?
1131
00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:31,745
[Lauren] Okay, no, no,
no, let's try to get it.
1132
00:46:31,745 --> 00:46:33,442
Let's try together, yeah.
1133
00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:35,793
[giggling]
1134
00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,273
[bell ringing]
1135
00:46:38,273 --> 00:46:39,274
Okay, have a great day.
1136
00:46:39,274 --> 00:46:41,059
And don't forget,
1137
00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:43,017
your Marshall McLuhan book
reports are due next Wednesday.
1138
00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:47,500
The medium is the
homework! [laughing]
1139
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:52,374
Hey, Matt, Lawrence,
can we chat?
1140
00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:02,645
So, you promised me
a cut in February.
1141
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,430
It's now March.
1142
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:06,258
So what is happening
with that Year End Video?
1143
00:47:06,258 --> 00:47:09,348
Oh yes, yeah,
we're nearly there.
1144
00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:10,697
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1145
00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:11,698
Okay.
1146
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:13,178
Matt, is this true?
1147
00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:15,006
I don't know.
1148
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,659
I haven't really been working
with Lawrence at all, so.
1149
00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:18,531
Well, I think it was just more
1150
00:47:18,531 --> 00:47:19,924
we were having some
creative differences--
1151
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:21,447
Okay, is there anything
1152
00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:24,319
that I can show to
the principal at all?
1153
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:25,625
Me and Lauren P.
can show you a cut
1154
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,714
of the Year End Video on Monday.
1155
00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:29,107
We're working together now, so.
1156
00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:30,760
Wait, Lauren's involved?
1157
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,587
Yeah.
1158
00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:33,459
That's great!
1159
00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:34,895
Hey, did you hear she got
into film school at Ryerson?
1160
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:36,462
Yeah, I know.
1161
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:37,593
She's really good
at like, film stuff.
1162
00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:38,856
She's really cool.
1163
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,422
Mr. Olenick,
1164
00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:41,946
I don't think it's
fair for Lauren P.
1165
00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,512
to get credit on
the Year End Video
1166
00:47:43,512 --> 00:47:45,297
when I never asked
her to be involved.
1167
00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:47,299
Well, don't women need
opportunities to get involved?
1168
00:47:47,299 --> 00:47:49,692
[Lawrence] Yeah,
but she's a poser.
1169
00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:54,654
Okay.
1170
00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:57,613
Matt, I am really
looking forward
1171
00:47:57,613 --> 00:47:59,137
to what you and Lauren create.
1172
00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:00,312
Go for it.
1173
00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:01,269
Thank you, Mr. Olenick.
1174
00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:08,102
Hey Lawrence, are you okay?
1175
00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:09,974
If you're not going in,
1176
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:10,975
you have to call Sequels and
you have to let them know.
1177
00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:11,845
Come on.
1178
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:12,846
I know that.
1179
00:48:12,846 --> 00:48:14,979
Obviously, I have to go.
1180
00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:15,849
I have to go.
1181
00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:16,676
I just.
1182
00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:18,243
Lawrence.
1183
00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:19,766
Just let me rest for
like, 10 more minutes.
1184
00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:22,508
Oh my god.
1185
00:48:22,508 --> 00:48:23,422
Wow.
1186
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,206
Lawrence.
1187
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:31,299
You are 40 minutes late.
- We had car trouble.
1188
00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:32,866
You'll have to get changed.
1189
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,389
Yeah, I'll just
be like one second.
1190
00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:35,390
Like, Lawrence, like
you're really late.
1191
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:37,653
Like, please hurry up.
1192
00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:43,311
[Lawrence panting]
1193
00:48:52,364 --> 00:48:53,365
Oh, fuck.
1194
00:48:56,063 --> 00:49:01,112
[Lawrence panting]
[dissonant ambient music]
1195
00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:13,037
Ah, fuck.
1196
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:17,606
[slapping]
[Lawrence sobbing]
1197
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,089
[knocking on door]
1198
00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:23,961
[Terri] Hey, are you okay?
1199
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,179
Open the door.
1200
00:49:26,093 --> 00:49:27,007
Lawrence.
1201
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,535
Great, so "Jumanji"
is due Thursday at noon.
1202
00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:34,797
Hey, Alana, I think
we have a problem.
1203
00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,277
Can I talk to you?
1204
00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:38,192
Is Lawrence still
getting changed?
1205
00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:39,193
Actually, he just locked
himself in the back room.
1206
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,760
I'm not really sure why.
1207
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,935
I'll take the next
customer in line.
1208
00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:43,502
Look, I know that you can tell
1209
00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,286
that Lawrence is not
like a regular kid.
1210
00:49:45,286 --> 00:49:46,461
[Alana] I can't
do this right now.
1211
00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:48,246
I mean, you know, I love him.
1212
00:49:48,246 --> 00:49:49,682
It's just that he has
serious emotional problems.
1213
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:50,944
I can't.
1214
00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:52,467
Look, I'm sure
that he told you
1215
00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:53,642
that his father
committed suicide
1216
00:49:53,642 --> 00:49:55,166
about four years ago, right?
1217
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,167
He used to use it as an
excuse for everything
1218
00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:58,082
like to get out of gym
1219
00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,605
or if he didn't like what
TV show you were watching.
1220
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:01,433
Sorry.
1221
00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,869
But I need to get into
the back room and I'm sorry.
1222
00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:04,305
I'm sorry.
- No, that's okay.
1223
00:50:04,305 --> 00:50:05,132
I know that
you're really busy.
1224
00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:06,177
You know what?
1225
00:50:06,177 --> 00:50:07,352
I'm really sorry.
1226
00:50:07,352 --> 00:50:08,527
Like, I didn't know all that,
1227
00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:10,181
but I'm down two employees
1228
00:50:10,181 --> 00:50:11,921
and I have no one
to help me on cash.
1229
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,401
So I'll go and check on him
1230
00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:15,186
as soon as the line calms down.
1231
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,404
I'll help you over here.
1232
00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:17,579
What is she doing?
1233
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:19,494
Hey, can you help Alana please?
1234
00:50:19,494 --> 00:50:20,974
- What's going on?
- Nothing, it's--
1235
00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:22,497
No, it's actually not nothing.
1236
00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:23,194
Shannon, just go
back to returns.
1237
00:50:23,194 --> 00:50:24,369
Okay.
1238
00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:25,544
I'm over here if you need me.
1239
00:50:25,544 --> 00:50:27,067
Is Brendan back from Staples
1240
00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:28,547
because we're all
out of receipt paper?
1241
00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:29,809
[Shannon] I think
he just called.
1242
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:30,853
I can take someone here.
1243
00:50:30,853 --> 00:50:32,333
"8 Miles?"
1244
00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:33,900
This is about that
guy, that Eminem guy.
1245
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,075
I'm just gonna get
you checked out here.
1246
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:35,728
Shannon, what else do I do?
1247
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:37,208
Okay.
1248
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:38,209
First, we're gonna scan
the membership card.
1249
00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:39,079
Okay, that's it.
1250
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,602
Let's go.
1251
00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:42,169
Shannon, you're in charge.
- Okay.
1252
00:50:42,169 --> 00:50:43,257
[Terri] Shannon,
you're in charge.
1253
00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:44,519
- Don't do that.
- Okay.
1254
00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:47,218
Hi.
1255
00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:49,394
Hey Lawrence?
[knocking on door]
1256
00:50:49,394 --> 00:50:51,439
Your mom says you're upset.
1257
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:54,094
Can I open the door?
1258
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,096
[Lawrence] No,
don't come in please.
1259
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,271
[Terri] Hey, honey?
1260
00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:58,881
[Alana] Okay, so Lawrence,
1261
00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,100
you can take the next 30
minutes in there, okay,
1262
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:01,841
and just like, cool down.
1263
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:05,323
And then I need you
back on cash at 6.
1264
00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:06,324
Okay.
1265
00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:07,499
And your mom's here.
1266
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:09,631
If you want to talk to her.
1267
00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:10,632
[Terri] Hey, honey.
1268
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:11,416
How are you doing?
1269
00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:19,337
I can't, I can't, I can't.
1270
00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,080
Okay, what can't you do?
1271
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,864
[Lawrence] I can't
like, like breathe!
1272
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:26,735
Okay, I need you to breathe.
1273
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:27,649
Okay, so.
1274
00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:33,177
[Lawrence] Lauren P.
already got into Ryerson.
1275
00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:36,093
I'm not gonna get into
any schools at all!
1276
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,616
Okay. [shushing]
1277
00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:39,748
Okay, we're not thinking
about that right now.
1278
00:51:39,748 --> 00:51:41,359
You just need to
calm down, okay?
1279
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:44,362
So, okay, I want you
to close your eyes
1280
00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:48,409
and just imagine,
just imagine an ocean.
1281
00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:53,458
Imagine the ocean
in "Cast Away."
1282
00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:56,113
Okay?
1283
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,897
You still like
that movie, right?
1284
00:51:57,897 --> 00:51:59,290
It's, it's--
1285
00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,205
[Terri] Remember to breathe.
1286
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:02,771
Okay?
1287
00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:04,077
And you tell Wilson
what the water's like.
1288
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,126
It's warm.
1289
00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:13,434
[Terri] That's great.
1290
00:52:13,434 --> 00:52:14,348
What else?
1291
00:52:21,486 --> 00:52:22,574
It's blue.
1292
00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:27,666
Yep, it's blue.
1293
00:52:31,931 --> 00:52:32,845
[Alana] Hey.
1294
00:52:36,414 --> 00:52:38,459
I'm just waiting for my
mom to come pick me up.
1295
00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:39,373
Okay.
1296
00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:43,725
[sighing]
1297
00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:45,988
Are you feeling better?
1298
00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:48,469
Yeah, yeah.
1299
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:52,299
I don't know what
happened back there.
1300
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:55,607
I just like, forgot how
to breathe or something.
1301
00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:58,218
[Alana] Oh my god.
1302
00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:00,481
I'm really sorry.
1303
00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,094
It's okay.
1304
00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:06,661
Did you hear back from NYU?
1305
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,187
- I'm not gonna get into NYU.
- Huh?
1306
00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:15,017
I'm probably not gonna
get into any universities.
1307
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:16,584
My mom says my life is supposed
1308
00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,586
to get a lot better
after high school.
1309
00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,459
That's when she blossomed
1310
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:24,505
and I'm apparently a late
bloomer or whatever too.
1311
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:29,118
But I'm just about to graduate
1312
00:53:30,468 --> 00:53:33,732
and it is so depressing to know
1313
00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:36,735
that I have to go through
the rest of my life as like,
1314
00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:39,303
just me.
1315
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,481
Yeah.
1316
00:53:43,481 --> 00:53:48,399
Well, I get that.
1317
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:59,975
So your mom told
me about your dad.
1318
00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:04,066
She did?
1319
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:05,067
I'm really sorry.
1320
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:10,290
Yeah.
1321
00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:11,204
Well,
1322
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,512
actually, I was
like, thinking about
1323
00:54:16,905 --> 00:54:18,951
what you were saying
about your roommate.
1324
00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:24,304
And you're kind of like,
the only other person I know
1325
00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:28,439
who's like, had to deal
with that, so just.
1326
00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:51,375
[Alana sighing]
1327
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:54,029
Hey, you're gonna
get into NYU, okay?
1328
00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:57,598
Hey, I like believe in you.
1329
00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:00,645
Thank you.
1330
00:55:02,864 --> 00:55:04,605
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
1331
00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:07,042
Okay.
1332
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,609
Yeah, my mom will be
here any minute anyways.
1333
00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:10,655
Okay, okay, okay.
1334
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:11,873
Just get home safe, okay?
1335
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:12,918
Yeah, you too.
1336
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:15,399
[Alana] Bye, Lawrence.
1337
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:16,313
Bye.
1338
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,536
[soft contemplative music]
1339
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,075
Hey.
1340
00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:44,471
There you go.
1341
00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:45,385
What's wrong?
1342
00:55:46,734 --> 00:55:48,388
It's not a perfect slice.
1343
00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:49,389
[Terri sighing]
1344
00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:51,304
Like, I'll still eat it,
1345
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,610
but you should really learn
how to cut a quiche, mom.
1346
00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:54,263
Like some wine?
1347
00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:55,656
I'm fine with root beer.
1348
00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:02,402
I know today's a hard day,
1349
00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:07,015
so I would like to make
a toast before you eat.
1350
00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:14,806
To Jeff, wherever you
are, happy birthday.
1351
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:16,373
We love you.
1352
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,723
Yeah.
1353
00:56:18,723 --> 00:56:19,898
Love you, dad.
1354
00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:20,812
Cheers.
1355
00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:26,774
You know, we don't
have that much time
1356
00:56:26,774 --> 00:56:28,733
until you go to school.
1357
00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:31,257
We should do like
this more often.
1358
00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:32,389
You don't even like me.
1359
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:35,174
Yes, I do.
1360
00:56:35,174 --> 00:56:36,915
Actually, I'm
pretty proud of you
1361
00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:43,835
because Carleton is offering
you a $10,000 scholarship.
1362
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:03,028
[laughing]
1363
00:57:03,028 --> 00:57:05,204
Huh, aren't you excited?
1364
00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:07,032
Yeah,
1365
00:57:07,032 --> 00:57:08,860
but like, Carleton doesn't
even have a real film program.
1366
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,514
No, yes they do.
1367
00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,124
You can major in Film Studies.
1368
00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,387
Yeah, but that means
I can't shoot in 16-mm,
1369
00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:16,084
or have Todd Solondz as
my teacher, or like--
1370
00:57:16,084 --> 00:57:18,260
You know what
my mom said to me?
1371
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:19,784
She said I had three options.
1372
00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:22,569
I could be a teacher, a
secretary, or a nurse.
1373
00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,528
I thought, I hate needles.
1374
00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:26,138
I don't like children
all that much.
1375
00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:27,879
I guess I'll have
to be a secretary.
1376
00:57:27,879 --> 00:57:29,315
So because your
parents ruined your life,
1377
00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,316
you have to ruin mine?
1378
00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:32,144
No.
1379
00:57:32,144 --> 00:57:33,798
What I'm saying is we can't
afford you to go to NYU
1380
00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:36,148
because your single
mom is a secretary.
1381
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,065
But you're gonna love Ottawa.
1382
00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,196
The nation's capital
is very pretty.
1383
00:57:41,196 --> 00:57:42,371
Oh my god.
1384
00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,417
It's the nation's crapital, mom.
1385
00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:45,418
God.
1386
00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:48,116
Pass me some garlic bread.
1387
00:57:57,691 --> 00:57:59,301
I don't think the person
1388
00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:01,826
that wants you to accept
that $10,000 scholarship
1389
00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:04,132
is trying to ruin your life.
1390
00:58:05,133 --> 00:58:07,179
I think that person loves you
1391
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:09,964
and doesn't want
you to be in debt.
1392
00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:15,492
Can you give in just once?
1393
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,971
No!
1394
00:58:16,971 --> 00:58:19,800
I told you, I'm
holding out for NYU!
1395
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,236
Okay.
1396
00:58:21,236 --> 00:58:21,889
Then I'm not
driving you to work.
1397
00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:23,064
What?
1398
00:58:23,064 --> 00:58:24,239
I'm not driving you anywhere--
1399
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:25,806
No, you have to drive me!
1400
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:27,634
Until you see this
as a viable option.
1401
00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:28,853
If I can't get to work,
I'm gonna lose my job.
1402
00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:29,854
Seriously?!
- Mm-hmm.
1403
00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,333
You know, sometimes,
1404
00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,726
I think dad killed
himself because of you.
1405
00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:33,553
Yeah?
1406
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:35,076
You know what?!
1407
00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:36,948
I think he was smart.
1408
00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,472
I would love to kill myself
so I could get away from you!
1409
00:58:43,781 --> 00:58:44,999
Happy birthday, dad.
1410
00:58:50,439 --> 00:58:51,353
Hey.
1411
00:59:05,019 --> 00:59:06,194
[Customer] Goodbye.
1412
00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:07,369
Bye, have a good night.
1413
00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:08,806
[Customer] Thanks, you too.
1414
00:59:11,504 --> 00:59:13,027
Hey, thanks for
cleaning all the -
1415
00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:14,768
Hey, can you?
1416
00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:15,769
What?
1417
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,465
I'm trying to -
1418
00:59:16,465 --> 00:59:17,379
Oh.
1419
00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:20,382
Yeah, no,
1420
00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:21,906
thanks for cleaning all that
barf in the kids section.
1421
00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:22,907
I'm sure you have
better things to do
1422
00:59:22,907 --> 00:59:24,430
on your Saturday night.
1423
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:28,565
Oh, fuck this fucking place.
1424
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:31,959
Hey, when you said
you hated movies,
1425
00:59:32,830 --> 00:59:34,614
were you just kidding?
1426
00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:37,008
No, no, I really hate movies.
1427
00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:40,098
Then why do you work here?
1428
00:59:42,622 --> 00:59:47,671
Okay, so I think
that I lied to you.
1429
00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:56,984
I didn't really
drop out of school
1430
00:59:56,984 --> 01:00:00,466
because my roommate
committed suicide.
1431
01:00:00,466 --> 01:00:03,643
I actually don't have any
first-hand experience with that.
1432
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:06,907
I don't know why I said that.
1433
01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:08,082
I'm really sorry.
1434
01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,867
Like, I hope you can forgive me.
1435
01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:16,134
Yeah, yeah, no, I forgive you.
1436
01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:18,136
Oh my god, thank god.
- Totally.
1437
01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:21,966
I felt like such
a piece of shit.
1438
01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:24,446
[sighing] Okay.
1439
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:27,232
Thanks.
1440
01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,755
Oh, if it makes you
feel any better,
1441
01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:32,672
I did really drop out
of school when I was 19.
1442
01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:36,807
I moved to LA for this
movie that I was in.
1443
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,199
What movie were you in?
1444
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:40,811
"The Running Mate?"
1445
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,377
Is that um,
1446
01:00:42,377 --> 01:00:43,901
it's like a '90s teen comedy
1447
01:00:43,901 --> 01:00:45,946
where a cool guy runs
for class president?
1448
01:00:45,946 --> 01:00:47,774
Like on a dare
1449
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:49,341
and then he falls in love
with his running mate.
1450
01:00:49,341 --> 01:00:50,864
Oh, and Jon Lovitz is
the school principal.
1451
01:00:50,864 --> 01:00:52,300
Alana, did you get
to meet Jon Lovitz?
1452
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:56,000
Lawrence, I'm not
gonna talk about this
1453
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,741
unless you're
really gonna listen.
1454
01:00:59,307 --> 01:01:00,831
Like, movies are not fun.
1455
01:01:00,831 --> 01:01:03,224
There's a lot that they
don't tell you about.
1456
01:01:04,573 --> 01:01:05,487
Okay.
1457
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,536
So, this is actually
kind of a long story.
1458
01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:14,409
[sighing]
1459
01:01:14,409 --> 01:01:15,584
Oh, I didn't.
1460
01:01:15,584 --> 01:01:16,890
No, I didn't mean you had to.
1461
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,199
Okay.
1462
01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:23,549
I always knew that I was
meant to be in movies.
1463
01:01:24,811 --> 01:01:27,031
Now, I know that that's stupid,
1464
01:01:27,031 --> 01:01:31,470
but I starred in all
the plays at Aldershot
1465
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:35,953
and just like
everything about acting
1466
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:38,782
just made me feel like
people were seeing me
1467
01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:41,219
basically for the first time.
1468
01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:46,311
So, my mom took me to Toronto
to try and get an agent
1469
01:01:47,312 --> 01:01:48,835
and then one actually signed me,
1470
01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,709
but she made me take
these weird head shots
1471
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:57,235
wearing like a tube top 'cause
she said that was my hit.
1472
01:01:57,235 --> 01:01:59,106
What's a hit?
1473
01:01:59,106 --> 01:02:01,630
A hit is like what people
see when they look at you.
1474
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:06,723
And I guess my hit was
vulnerable drunk slut
1475
01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:12,641
'cause they just kept
sending me out for roles
1476
01:02:12,641 --> 01:02:17,734
like "Girl at Keg Party" or
"Sorority Babe Number Two,"
1477
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:19,866
like roles that I wouldn't get
1478
01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:22,695
because obviously I wouldn't
1479
01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:25,480
until I did in
"The Running Mate."
1480
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:30,007
Like, getting this role
was a really big deal.
1481
01:02:30,007 --> 01:02:31,486
Like Jonah, he was the director.
1482
01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:32,749
He fought for me.
1483
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,360
And so I was in LA,
1484
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,015
and I was like living on my own,
1485
01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:42,759
and I was lonely.
1486
01:02:46,284 --> 01:02:48,590
But Jonah, he like
took pity on me and,
1487
01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:54,683
oh, you remind me of him.
1488
01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,600
He went to Tisch
School of the Arts.
1489
01:03:00,733 --> 01:03:02,474
Me and Jonah, we
would drive around,
1490
01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:04,041
and we would go for tacos,
1491
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:06,173
and we would like,
talk and watch movies.
1492
01:03:06,173 --> 01:03:11,265
And then there was this producer
1493
01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:13,833
who started hanging around.
1494
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,617
Isn't that what producers do?
1495
01:03:15,617 --> 01:03:18,011
Yeah, but this producer
was like a creep.
1496
01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:19,621
Like if I had a wardrobe test,
1497
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,841
he would just like stand
behind me the whole time
1498
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:22,842
staring at my ass.
1499
01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:24,409
Like, he, I don't know,
1500
01:03:24,409 --> 01:03:25,802
was obsessed with
my panty lines.
1501
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,239
And then all of a sudden,
1502
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:31,764
there was like this concern
about my "experience level"
1503
01:03:31,764 --> 01:03:35,681
and he just kept inviting
me to dinners to discuss it.
1504
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:37,509
But these dinners were
always really late
1505
01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:39,424
in his hotel room,
1506
01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,731
but Jonah, he kept pushing me
to go over and over and over.
1507
01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:44,733
So then I did, I did,
1508
01:03:44,733 --> 01:03:48,476
I went to his hotel and I, yeah,
1509
01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:49,869
I went into his room,
1510
01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:52,350
but the lights were all off.
1511
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:54,482
And he was just like,
sitting there in the dark,
1512
01:03:54,482 --> 01:03:58,878
so now it's just like, me
and him in the dark and,
1513
01:04:06,016 --> 01:04:08,235
and I, I can't get him off me.
1514
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:21,422
So,
1515
01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:31,998
the movie gets delayed
and then they like,
1516
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:36,307
Jonah replaces me with
this girl on the WB.
1517
01:04:36,307 --> 01:04:41,181
And yeah, I like spend the
next six years living in LA,
1518
01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:43,140
and I don't book a
single other thing
1519
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:44,924
except for this one
like, dumb pilot
1520
01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,448
until I just rack
up so much debt
1521
01:04:47,448 --> 01:04:49,494
that I have to move
back in with my parents
1522
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:51,017
and I start working here.
1523
01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:51,931
So,
1524
01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:58,982
yeah, I hate movies.
1525
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,381
Why did you tell me this?
1526
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:09,427
'Cause I thought
that you would wanna,
1527
01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:10,907
like, you would wanna know.
1528
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:16,825
I don't know.
1529
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:20,003
Sorry, sorry, I guess.
1530
01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:22,788
I don't know.
1531
01:05:24,485 --> 01:05:26,183
[Lawrence] Am I like the
only person you've told?
1532
01:05:26,183 --> 01:05:27,097
What?
1533
01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,360
Aside from my mom,
1534
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,188
yeah, yeah, you are.
1535
01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:34,931
God.
1536
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:44,418
Like, why didn't
you just tell someone?
1537
01:05:44,418 --> 01:05:46,594
You know, like if
you told the police,
1538
01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:48,814
I bet that guy would
be in jail right now.
1539
01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:51,556
Are you like a fucking idiot?
1540
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:57,475
Sometimes, I like
can't believe my job
1541
01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:59,607
is to make you feel
good about yourself,
1542
01:05:59,607 --> 01:06:01,479
like to make you feel great
1543
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:03,394
about your like
incredible future
1544
01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:05,918
when I was actually
talented and good.
1545
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:10,967
And like, the saddest part is
I really want your approval.
1546
01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,796
I really want you
to think I'm cool
1547
01:06:14,796 --> 01:06:17,799
and that is the saddest
thing that I can imagine.
1548
01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:19,366
I think you're so cool, Alana.
1549
01:06:19,366 --> 01:06:20,759
I really do.
1550
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:36,253
[water splashing]
[vehicles whooshing]
1551
01:06:43,173 --> 01:06:45,044
[Announcer Over PA System]
Attention, Aldershot.
1552
01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:47,264
If Ashley McIsaac could
come to the office,
1553
01:06:47,264 --> 01:06:49,527
it is time to take your Ritalin.
1554
01:06:49,527 --> 01:06:50,441
Thank you.
1555
01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,402
Hey, man.
1556
01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:56,925
How the hell are you?
1557
01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:57,926
I'm good.
1558
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,277
How the hell are you?
1559
01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:01,582
Oh, yeah, dude.
1560
01:07:01,582 --> 01:07:03,497
I got into Carleton.
1561
01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:06,196
I mean like obviously, I'm
holding out for NYU still,
1562
01:07:06,196 --> 01:07:07,849
but yeah, it's crazy.
1563
01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:10,983
They wanna gimme like
a $10,000 scholarship.
1564
01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:11,897
That's amazing, man.
1565
01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,203
Good for you.
1566
01:07:14,204 --> 01:07:15,727
Well, are you and Lauren P.
1567
01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,294
still working on
the Year End Video,
1568
01:07:17,294 --> 01:07:18,469
going to Wendy's,
getting frosties?
1569
01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:20,732
What do you want, Lawrence?
1570
01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,170
Well, I was just,
1571
01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:27,695
I was just thinking about how
we haven't had Reject's Night
1572
01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:29,871
in like a really
long time, you know?
1573
01:07:29,871 --> 01:07:33,658
Probably because I've been
working so much and yeah, yeah,
1574
01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:38,010
I was just thinking about
how like maybe this Saturday,
1575
01:07:38,010 --> 01:07:40,056
we could have a Reject's
Night again, you know?
1576
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,840
Like I would have to
switch my shift at work,
1577
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,320
but then you'd be able
to pick me up at Sequels
1578
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,496
at like 10 and we
could still make SNL.
1579
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:48,977
Yeah, that's totally cool.
1580
01:07:48,977 --> 01:07:51,197
I can ask my dad to like let
me borrow the car or something.
1581
01:07:51,197 --> 01:07:53,547
- Yeah, dude, awesome.
- Cool.
1582
01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:55,158
Oh man, we should do the thing.
1583
01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:57,812
Nah, I don't want
to do that right now.
1584
01:07:57,812 --> 01:07:58,987
Oh, come on, Matt.
1585
01:07:58,987 --> 01:08:00,685
Just do the thing with me, dude.
1586
01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:02,121
- I don't want to--
- Come on, just do the thing!
1587
01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:02,948
It takes like 20
seconds to do the thing!
1588
01:08:02,948 --> 01:08:04,645
Do the thing.
1589
01:08:04,645 --> 01:08:08,171
Okay.
1590
01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:10,303
I am casually eating a hot dog
1591
01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:12,262
in like a stylish leather jacket
1592
01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:14,220
and I'm very bashful, okay?
1593
01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:15,134
What about you?
1594
01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:17,615
I'm looking at the
Empire State Building.
1595
01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:18,703
Okay, frame me up.
1596
01:08:20,357 --> 01:08:23,490
It's Saturday Night Live
with Lawrence Kweller.
1597
01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:29,670
And Matt Macarchuck!
1598
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,805
[laughing]
1599
01:08:35,546 --> 01:08:36,721
[Sergeant] Now, you've gotta
be the ugliest son of a bitch
1600
01:08:36,721 --> 01:08:38,026
this world has ever seen!
1601
01:08:38,026 --> 01:08:39,158
Who in the hell are you?
1602
01:08:39,158 --> 01:08:40,768
Are you an abomination of God?
1603
01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:42,292
[Soldier] Sir, yes, sir!
1604
01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:45,164
[Lawrence laughing]
[faint movie chatter]
1605
01:08:45,164 --> 01:08:46,296
[Sergeant] Are
you ugly, Private?
1606
01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:48,167
[Soldier] Sir, yes, sir!
1607
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,734
[Sergeant] Does your mama
think you're a mistake, Private?
1608
01:08:49,734 --> 01:08:51,518
[Soldier] Sir, yes, sir!
1609
01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:53,041
[Sergeant] Drop to
your knees and give me 20
1610
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,956
before I puke my guts out.
- Sir!
1611
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:57,524
We're closed, go home.
1612
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:03,487
Oh, you're still here?
1613
01:09:03,487 --> 01:09:05,141
You begged me to
take your shift.
1614
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,012
Yeah,
1615
01:09:07,012 --> 01:09:08,187
'cause me and my friend Matt
are watching SNL tonight.
1616
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:09,014
He's coming to pick me up.
1617
01:09:10,885 --> 01:09:12,496
Dude, it's midnight.
1618
01:09:15,803 --> 01:09:17,283
What's his last name?
1619
01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:18,937
You want me to put a
late fee on his account?
1620
01:09:18,937 --> 01:09:20,199
It's Macarchuck.
1621
01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:23,376
It'd be under his
dad's name, Rick.
1622
01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:28,599
Okay, don't actually
do that, but -
1623
01:09:28,599 --> 01:09:30,557
I do wanna see what
movies he rented.
1624
01:09:39,392 --> 01:09:40,393
That doesn't make any sense.
1625
01:09:40,393 --> 01:09:41,568
This is his home branch.
1626
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:44,441
Why would he switch?
1627
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:49,228
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit.
1628
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:50,838
Do you want a ride home?
1629
01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:54,320
No, no, I can't.
1630
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,104
I can't go home
tonight actually.
1631
01:10:00,021 --> 01:10:01,849
Do you think I could
just sleep in the store?
1632
01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:02,763
What?
1633
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,727
Yo, that's gonna kill your neck.
1634
01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:12,033
No, it won't.
1635
01:10:12,033 --> 01:10:13,600
Okay.
1636
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,254
So I can get in a lot of
shit for this Lawrence.
1637
01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,821
So, hey?
- Mm-hmm?
1638
01:10:16,821 --> 01:10:18,301
[Brendan] Okay, so
it's really important
1639
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,867
that you remember to
enter the security code
1640
01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:21,434
when you lock up in
the morning, okay?
1641
01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:22,435
Yeah.
1642
01:10:22,435 --> 01:10:24,350
Okay, it's 4-3-6-5.
1643
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,396
- 4-3-6-5.
- Got it.
1644
01:10:26,396 --> 01:10:28,093
Have a good night, I guess.
1645
01:10:28,093 --> 01:10:30,182
- 4-3-6-5.
- 4-3-6-5.
1646
01:10:32,097 --> 01:10:35,056
[lights shutting off]
1647
01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:40,148
[soft piano music]
[chip bag rustling]
1648
01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,398
[Lawrence sighing]
1649
01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,312
Ow.
1650
01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:30,024
[soft contemplative music]
[door slamming]
1651
01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:07,105
[Lawrence sighing]
1652
01:12:07,105 --> 01:12:08,019
Fuck!
1653
01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:20,205
[Lawrence weeping]
1654
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:32,391
Hey.
1655
01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,741
Hey, how was Matt's?
1656
01:12:34,741 --> 01:12:37,527
[phone ringing]
What's wrong?
1657
01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:38,441
Hello?
1658
01:12:40,965 --> 01:12:42,053
Hold on.
1659
01:12:42,053 --> 01:12:43,054
Lawrence, it's Alana.
1660
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:44,316
Can you talk to her?
1661
01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:45,883
No.
1662
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:47,406
Alana, I'm sorry.
1663
01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:48,799
Lawrence can't
come to the phone.
1664
01:12:50,322 --> 01:12:51,236
What?
1665
01:12:53,934 --> 01:12:55,501
Oh my god.
1666
01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:58,939
No, I did not know, no.
1667
01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:01,377
I thought that he was at
a friend's house, yeah.
1668
01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:03,422
Okay.
1669
01:13:03,422 --> 01:13:04,771
Yes, of course, yes.
1670
01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:07,905
He'll be coming down right away.
1671
01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:08,819
Yeah.
1672
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:11,604
Okay, bye.
1673
01:13:13,301 --> 01:13:15,739
Looks like your store
was robbed this morning.
1674
01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:18,785
Something about not punching
in the security code right?
1675
01:13:19,786 --> 01:13:21,397
You slept at Sequels last night?
1676
01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:26,140
You have to go file
a police report.
1677
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,054
What?!
1678
01:13:28,752 --> 01:13:29,666
But, I didn't get into NYU.
1679
01:13:35,323 --> 01:13:36,237
I'm sorry.
1680
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,893
My heart is breaking for you,
1681
01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:45,246
but you're gonna cry in the car.
1682
01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:55,996
Well, you get the idea.
1683
01:13:55,996 --> 01:14:00,523
So, Alana feels like you're
not really being a team player.
1684
01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:03,395
We got here frequently late.
1685
01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:05,223
Apparently, you have
expressed a desire
1686
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:07,268
not to sell the merchandise.
1687
01:14:07,268 --> 01:14:11,925
And there have been some reports
of emotional instability.
1688
01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:14,450
But now she sees you on
the security cameras,
1689
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,843
sleeping overnight in the store,
1690
01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:19,019
which is a huge security risk.
1691
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:20,847
And not only that,
1692
01:14:20,847 --> 01:14:23,502
but the front door to the store
was somehow left wide open.
1693
01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:27,114
We have now lost $5,000
worth of Sequels merchandise.
1694
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,684
I've also done
good things too.
1695
01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,512
Did Alana mention
the Staff Picks wall?
1696
01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:35,645
Yeah, no, the Staff
Picks wall was great,
1697
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:38,561
but right now, you're letting
your whole team down, okay?
1698
01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:40,388
Especially me.
1699
01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:41,999
Lawrence, you have an
amazing opportunity right now.
1700
01:14:41,999 --> 01:14:43,479
You're working for a company
1701
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,002
that's only growing
and expanding.
1702
01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:47,352
So if you play your cards right,
1703
01:14:47,352 --> 01:14:50,007
I could see you having a career
in the video store industry
1704
01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:52,270
for the next 30 to 40 years.
1705
01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,491
No offense,
1706
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,667
but I think I wanna do
bigger things with my life
1707
01:14:57,667 --> 01:14:59,277
than just work here.
1708
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:02,454
Like my job is walking
around a video store,
1709
01:15:02,454 --> 01:15:03,760
making people buy things.
1710
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,892
It's kind of the stupidest job
1711
01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:08,112
that's ever existed
to be honest.
1712
01:15:08,112 --> 01:15:11,507
And you want me to do it
for the next 30 to 40 years?
1713
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:14,248
Like, don't you think I'm
more capable than that?
1714
01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:17,382
Why are you being a dick?
1715
01:15:17,382 --> 01:15:19,253
Well, it's not the
language I would use.
1716
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:21,125
Well, no, Lawrence needs to
know when he's being a dick.
1717
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,779
Just because you go to
university doesn't mean
1718
01:15:22,779 --> 01:15:24,520
like everything's
gonna turn out great.
1719
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,826
People work at
Sequels to do things
1720
01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:30,047
like earn a living and survive.
1721
01:15:30,047 --> 01:15:31,570
Maybe they also do it
1722
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,441
when they've had a
traumatic experience
1723
01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,922
and they're emotionally
devastated now or whatever.
1724
01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:37,707
Wow, really?
1725
01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:40,448
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1726
01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:42,363
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1727
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:44,191
I don't understand why I'm
being called a motherfucker.
1728
01:15:44,191 --> 01:15:45,671
That's not really the way
to speak to an employee.
1729
01:15:45,671 --> 01:15:47,586
Well, maybe me and
Owen are like pissed off
1730
01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:49,588
because of your huge sense
of fucking entitlement?!
1731
01:15:49,588 --> 01:15:51,677
Do you know what I would
give to be a 17-year-old boy
1732
01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:54,506
just quietly sitting in the
corner watching my DVDs,
1733
01:15:54,506 --> 01:15:56,334
knowing I'm gonna inherit
the whole fucking earth
1734
01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:58,162
'cause literally the whole
fucking world is made
1735
01:15:58,162 --> 01:15:59,859
for shitty little nerds like me.
1736
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:01,426
And I bet you will go to NYU
1737
01:16:01,426 --> 01:16:02,949
and just go on to
treat so many women
1738
01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:05,735
like complete and utter
garbage because, what?
1739
01:16:05,735 --> 01:16:07,345
Your biggest emotional
wound is like,
1740
01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:08,868
no one wanted to watch
Stanley Kubrick movies
1741
01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:10,435
with you in high school?
1742
01:16:10,435 --> 01:16:12,437
Well, no, no, I
didn't get into NYU.
1743
01:16:12,437 --> 01:16:13,917
And if you're forgetting,
1744
01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:16,006
my dad kind of like
killed himself.
1745
01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:19,444
Owen, I'm not sure
if you realize this,
1746
01:16:19,444 --> 01:16:21,359
but my father, four years ago,
1747
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,361
he hung himself
in our garage, so.
1748
01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:25,189
On behalf of his
Sequels corporation,
1749
01:16:25,189 --> 01:16:26,451
I'd like to extend my
deepest condolences to you
1750
01:16:26,451 --> 01:16:27,626
and your family.
- No, Owen, no.
1751
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,062
He does this like all the time.
1752
01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:30,542
It's like his
secret little trick
1753
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,891
to make people
feel sorry for him.
1754
01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:33,414
You are very
privileged, Lawrence!
1755
01:16:33,414 --> 01:16:35,286
I don't feel privileged.
1756
01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:36,679
I don't even understand
what that means.
1757
01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:37,854
Owen, do you understand
what that means?
1758
01:16:37,854 --> 01:16:39,377
You can't say that to me!
1759
01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:41,379
It makes me wanna stab
you in the throat!
1760
01:16:41,379 --> 01:16:44,034
Okay, so this isn't
being productive right now.
1761
01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:47,341
To answer your question,
1762
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,516
I think it's a sort
of a structural,
1763
01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:50,040
symbolic kind of privilege.
1764
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,476
Oh my god, this
is not working.
1765
01:16:51,476 --> 01:16:53,347
This is like, crazy.
1766
01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:54,522
But Lawrence, I do want
to apologize for the way
1767
01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:55,523
that you were just spoken to.
1768
01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:56,655
It's not appropriate.
1769
01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,178
We will have a chat about that.
1770
01:16:58,178 --> 01:16:59,658
But Alana and I were
chatting earlier
1771
01:16:59,658 --> 01:17:01,181
and we think it's appropriate
1772
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:02,661
to give you a three
week probation.
1773
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:03,967
Wait, so I'm fired?
1774
01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:05,490
No, no.
1775
01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:07,100
Brendan, your shift
leader, was responsible.
1776
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:09,363
We feel he should
be the one to go.
1777
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:11,496
But speaking of privileges,
1778
01:17:11,496 --> 01:17:13,280
of course,
1779
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,152
you will not have your
Sequels employee privileges
1780
01:17:15,152 --> 01:17:16,980
during your probationary time.
1781
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:18,416
Wait, wait, but what
about "Punch Drunk Love?"
1782
01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:20,157
The DVD is coming out very soon
1783
01:17:20,157 --> 01:17:22,899
and I need my Sequels
discount to be able to buy it.
1784
01:17:22,899 --> 01:17:25,858
You should have
thought of your precious
Adam Sandler before -
1785
01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:29,819
Okay, Owen,
1786
01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:31,516
what if I like just
don't want Lawrence
1787
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:32,691
to work here anymore either?
1788
01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:34,214
Can we just fire him right now?
1789
01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:36,869
Well, no.
1790
01:17:36,869 --> 01:17:38,044
I mean, there's a tiered
conflict resolution model.
1791
01:17:38,044 --> 01:17:39,219
No, no, no, no, you can't.
1792
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,004
I'm sorry, you can't, Alana.
1793
01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:43,746
You can't fire me because
I think I love you.
1794
01:17:45,182 --> 01:17:46,966
You're my best friend.
1795
01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:48,402
No, no, no, no.
1796
01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:50,622
You are a narcissist, Lawrence.
1797
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:58,978
[seagulls cawing]
1798
01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:01,677
[horn blaring]
1799
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,290
[knocking on window]
- It's open.
1800
01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:15,778
Hey.
1801
01:18:19,129 --> 01:18:20,739
So yeah, it was just like
1802
01:18:20,739 --> 01:18:22,436
kind of a
misunderstanding actually,
1803
01:18:22,436 --> 01:18:24,134
just a bit of a miscommunication.
1804
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,397
- Okay.
- Yes.
1805
01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:27,615
Put your seatbelt on.
1806
01:18:31,968 --> 01:18:32,795
Oh my god.
1807
01:18:32,795 --> 01:18:33,883
What, what?
1808
01:18:33,883 --> 01:18:35,145
[Terri] What is that?
1809
01:18:35,145 --> 01:18:36,276
Are you picking your head again?
1810
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:37,190
No.
1811
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,802
Don't be mad.
1812
01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:43,022
It just helps me feel
better sometimes.
1813
01:18:45,982 --> 01:18:46,896
I got fired.
1814
01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:54,251
It just never ends with you.
1815
01:18:54,251 --> 01:18:57,254
[clippers buzzing]
1816
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:08,744
Oh my god, I should
be a hairstylist.
1817
01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:11,747
Okay.
1818
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,966
Now, before we screen
the Year End Video,
1819
01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:16,839
would our filmmakers like to
come and talk about their work?
1820
01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:17,753
Yeah? Okay.
1821
01:19:19,015 --> 01:19:22,279
[students chattering]
1822
01:19:25,108 --> 01:19:27,458
Hi, Aldershot.
1823
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:28,981
My name is Lauren Phillips
1824
01:19:28,981 --> 01:19:31,070
and I'm the director
of the Year End Video.
1825
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,071
[student cheering]
1826
01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:33,594
Thank you, Mr. Olenick,
1827
01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:36,641
and to my producer,
Matt Macarchuck.
1828
01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:38,512
and to all of you guys
1829
01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:40,732
for like putting up with
all the filming and stuff.
1830
01:19:40,732 --> 01:19:43,561
We will be doing a Q in
the foyer after the assembly.
1831
01:19:43,561 --> 01:19:47,347
And I shot this on 16-mm film.
1832
01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:48,958
Okay, thanks.
1833
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:50,133
Okay, okay!
1834
01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:53,310
[students applauding]
1835
01:19:53,310 --> 01:19:55,747
Are we ready for this movie?
1836
01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,751
All right, lights,
curtain, action!
1837
01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:05,104
[Matt] That was a great
speech. - [Lauren P.] Thank you.
1838
01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:06,497
[Matt] Dude, don't be nervous.
1839
01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:07,672
Everyone's gonna love it.
1840
01:20:07,672 --> 01:20:09,674
[Lauren] I'm not nervous.
1841
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:16,550
[screen descending]
[students chattering]
1842
01:20:18,857 --> 01:20:23,906
[gentle orchestral music]
[students chattering]
1843
01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:48,207
I just bought a new
film camera and all that,
1844
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:50,035
so I'm excited.
1845
01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:51,036
What about you guys?
1846
01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:51,907
Where are you headed to?
1847
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,038
Hey, man.
1848
01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,866
Are you here for our Q?
1849
01:21:55,867 --> 01:21:58,652
I mean, I got some Q's.
1850
01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:00,263
You don't wanna hear our A's?
1851
01:22:01,612 --> 01:22:03,788
The Year End Video
was really cool.
1852
01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:07,574
It um, moved me emotionally,
1853
01:22:07,574 --> 01:22:09,185
which I think is the
highest compliment
1854
01:22:09,185 --> 01:22:10,795
you could give to a filmmaker.
1855
01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:13,493
Well, thank you, Lawrence.
1856
01:22:13,493 --> 01:22:14,581
That was very sweet.
1857
01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:18,411
I do have a Q actually.
1858
01:22:23,329 --> 01:22:24,940
Why aren't we friends anymore?
1859
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:25,984
Ooh, okay.
1860
01:22:28,508 --> 01:22:30,858
Let's take this outside.
- Sorry.
1861
01:22:36,429 --> 01:22:39,171
I think it just got
too hard, you know?
1862
01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:42,392
Like, you kind of
were just always
1863
01:22:42,392 --> 01:22:43,871
acting like you were
better than me, you know?
1864
01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:45,699
You said I was a placeholder,
1865
01:22:45,699 --> 01:22:47,223
and then you said that
fucked up thing to Lauren,
1866
01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:49,965
and then my grandpa
died and stuff,
1867
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,011
so I just didn't really
want to deal with you.
1868
01:22:53,011 --> 01:22:55,231
Wait, your grandpa died?
1869
01:22:59,365 --> 01:23:01,324
Why didn't you tell me?
1870
01:23:01,324 --> 01:23:03,195
I think probably 'cause
it was easier than knowing
1871
01:23:03,195 --> 01:23:05,023
that if I told you,
1872
01:23:05,023 --> 01:23:07,069
you probably wouldn't
have given a shit anyways.
1873
01:23:07,069 --> 01:23:09,506
So, I don't know.
1874
01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:13,684
I am so sorry,
Matt, for everything.
1875
01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:14,554
Dude.
1876
01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,816
No.
1877
01:23:15,816 --> 01:23:16,730
Like...
1878
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,779
Well, will you still
sign my yearbook?
1879
01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:24,216
Yeah.
1880
01:23:29,221 --> 01:23:30,701
They gave you "nicest eyes."
1881
01:23:32,181 --> 01:23:33,530
You do have very nice eyes.
1882
01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:34,661
Shut the fuck up.
1883
01:23:34,661 --> 01:23:36,533
I'm sorry.
1884
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:37,925
I wish I appreciated them
more when I had the chance.
1885
01:23:39,579 --> 01:23:42,017
You know, I'm gonna
move to Toronto next year
1886
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,279
when Lauren goes to Ryerson.
1887
01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:45,063
- Really?
- Yeah.
1888
01:23:45,063 --> 01:23:46,630
I was thinking about
taking some improv classes
1889
01:23:46,630 --> 01:23:48,501
at Second City.
1890
01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:50,808
Dude, that's where like
a bunch of SNL people went.
1891
01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:51,765
That's awesome.
1892
01:23:53,419 --> 01:23:55,030
You still moving to New York?
1893
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:57,554
Ottawa.
1894
01:23:57,554 --> 01:23:59,164
I'm gonna go to Carleton.
1895
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,564
Dude, you should come visit me.
1896
01:24:07,564 --> 01:24:10,088
I think if we go to
Hull, we could get drunk.
1897
01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:11,916
The drinking age
there is only 18.
1898
01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:14,571
We could also like maybe
take the train to Montreal,
1899
01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:16,094
go see the Parliament Buildings.
1900
01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,705
We could go to the
National Art Gallery,
1901
01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:21,099
give paintings the finger.
1902
01:24:21,099 --> 01:24:22,057
Here you go.
1903
01:24:25,799 --> 01:24:27,149
See ya Lawrence.
1904
01:24:28,715 --> 01:24:29,847
Hey, Matt?
1905
01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:34,243
I'm just gonna say something
1906
01:24:34,243 --> 01:24:37,115
and you don't have to say it
back if you don't want to,
1907
01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:43,078
but um, I love you and I
miss you like, every day.
1908
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:51,434
Yeah.
1909
01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:54,480
I'll see you around, okay?
1910
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,095
Okay.
1911
01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:11,149
[Matt] Hey, Lawrence.
1912
01:25:11,149 --> 01:25:13,151
I hope you have a
great time at Carleton.
1913
01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:15,110
Thanks for making
me laugh a lot.
1914
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,112
We'll always have
Reject's Night.
1915
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,417
Peace out!
1916
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:20,898
Your friend, Matt Macarchuck.
1917
01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:40,047
I'll meet you at the front.
1918
01:25:55,062 --> 01:25:56,890
Do you think I
could just like,
1919
01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:58,849
get my discount on
this one last time?
1920
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:00,894
Um, no.
1921
01:26:05,203 --> 01:26:06,117
There you go.
1922
01:26:07,466 --> 01:26:08,380
Thank you.
1923
01:26:10,687 --> 01:26:12,558
I like your earrings.
1924
01:26:12,558 --> 01:26:13,559
Thanks.
1925
01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:14,908
They are Le Chateau.
1926
01:26:23,352 --> 01:26:24,266
Bye for now.
1927
01:26:25,615 --> 01:26:26,703
See you, Lawrence.
1928
01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:35,494
- Um, more please.
- More?
1929
01:26:37,366 --> 01:26:38,541
Okay?
1930
01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:39,585
- One more.
- Really? Okay.
1931
01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:42,371
[Lawrence] That's
great, thank you so much.
1932
01:26:42,371 --> 01:26:43,198
- All right.
- Yeah.
1933
01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:57,386
[Server] I can
help you here, ma'am.
1934
01:26:57,386 --> 01:26:58,909
Hi.
1935
01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,824
[Server] Yup,
what would you like?
1936
01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:04,175
So I'll order a turkey sub,
whole wheat bread, no cheese.
1937
01:27:05,263 --> 01:27:08,962
["I Like Movies" main theme]
1938
01:27:25,675 --> 01:27:26,589
Hey.
1939
01:27:27,459 --> 01:27:28,373
Nice hair.
1940
01:27:30,897 --> 01:27:32,159
Can I sit with you?
1941
01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:37,077
Sure.
1942
01:27:48,001 --> 01:27:50,656
Oh hey, you're going to
university soon, right?
1943
01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:55,095
So I should maybe
give you some tips,
1944
01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:57,359
college tips.
1945
01:27:59,099 --> 01:28:00,927
Yeah, any degree you get is
like basically meaningless
1946
01:28:00,927 --> 01:28:02,886
so you should just take courses
that actually interest you.
1947
01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:05,584
Like, experiment, you know?
1948
01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:07,456
And not just with school
1949
01:28:07,456 --> 01:28:09,327
'cause I actually wish that
I had more sex in college.
1950
01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:10,241
Geez.
1951
01:28:10,241 --> 01:28:12,069
Yeah.
1952
01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:15,551
And yeah, if you put tinfoil
over the smoke detector,
1953
01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,118
you can actually smoke
weed in your dorm.
1954
01:28:19,816 --> 01:28:22,297
How do you get people
to like you in university?
1955
01:28:26,562 --> 01:28:28,781
Ask them questions
about their interests
1956
01:28:30,174 --> 01:28:31,697
and really listen
when they talk.
1957
01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:33,308
Not just because you're
waiting to speak,
1958
01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:35,353
but like really listen
to what they're saying
1959
01:28:35,353 --> 01:28:38,922
so you can sort of see where
the conversation takes you.
1960
01:28:42,665 --> 01:28:44,493
I mean,
1961
01:28:44,493 --> 01:28:46,146
I think people are really
gonna like you in university.
1962
01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:49,367
I know that maybe they
didn't in high school,
1963
01:28:49,367 --> 01:28:54,459
but I think you have a real
college type of personality.
1964
01:28:57,332 --> 01:29:00,683
Yeah, things are like gonna
be really good for you there.
1965
01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:02,293
Well, what about you?
1966
01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:03,425
What about me?
1967
01:29:03,425 --> 01:29:05,557
Like, are you gonna be okay?
1968
01:29:07,298 --> 01:29:08,212
Yeah.
1969
01:29:09,561 --> 01:29:11,824
Yeah, I don't work
at Sequels anymore.
1970
01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:18,004
I enrolled in an acting class.
1971
01:29:18,004 --> 01:29:19,397
Oh.
1972
01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:20,529
Yeah.
1973
01:29:20,529 --> 01:29:23,096
And I am seeing a therapist.
1974
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:25,360
Well, how's all that been?
1975
01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:29,015
Yeah, pretty good I think.
1976
01:29:30,277 --> 01:29:31,191
Cool.
1977
01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:36,414
Alana, can I ask you like
a super personal question?
1978
01:29:38,416 --> 01:29:39,330
Mm-hmm?
1979
01:29:40,810 --> 01:29:42,681
What's your
favorite movie, man?
1980
01:29:42,681 --> 01:29:44,291
- Oh my god.
- You never told me.
1981
01:29:45,423 --> 01:29:46,729
Oh my god, Lawrence.
1982
01:29:48,426 --> 01:29:51,734
Okay, are you like really
ready to hear the answer now?
1983
01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:53,300
I think so, yeah.
1984
01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:55,085
'Cause it's not a
Stanley Kubrick movie.
1985
01:29:55,085 --> 01:29:56,826
- I have come to accept that.
- Okay.
1986
01:29:56,826 --> 01:29:58,349
I just,
1987
01:29:58,349 --> 01:30:00,046
I want to know what
kind of movies you like.
1988
01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:00,960
Ooh.
1989
01:30:06,662 --> 01:30:08,620
"Steel Magnolias."
1990
01:30:10,274 --> 01:30:13,799
Oh, yeah, I haven't
seen that actually.
1991
01:30:13,799 --> 01:30:15,366
Oh my god.
1992
01:30:15,366 --> 01:30:17,237
Lawrence, you haven't
seen "Steel Magnolias?"
1993
01:30:17,237 --> 01:30:18,064
No, no.
1994
01:30:18,064 --> 01:30:19,544
What?
1995
01:30:19,544 --> 01:30:21,154
This is like the best
movie of all time.
1996
01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:22,721
What do you like
so much about it?
1997
01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:24,506
Okay, for starters,
it has the best cast.
1998
01:30:24,506 --> 01:30:28,118
Like Julia Roberts, Sally
Field, Dolly Parton,
1999
01:30:28,118 --> 01:30:30,555
and Shirley MacLaine
are all in this movie
2000
01:30:30,555 --> 01:30:35,212
and they all have like these
amazing Southern accents.
2001
01:30:35,212 --> 01:30:36,605
[laughing]
2002
01:30:36,605 --> 01:30:38,476
And then at the
beginning of the movie,
2003
01:30:38,476 --> 01:30:41,000
Julia Roberts is like
this beautiful bride to be
2004
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,480
with chronic diabetes.
2005
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:44,787
And like I don't
wanna spoil anything,
2006
01:30:44,787 --> 01:30:48,312
but like she could
maybe die at the end.
2007
01:30:48,312 --> 01:30:49,313
Oh no.
2008
01:30:49,313 --> 01:30:50,488
It breaks your heart.
2009
01:30:50,488 --> 01:30:51,620
You have to see this movie.
2010
01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:52,795
What year did it come out?
2011
01:30:52,795 --> 01:30:54,492
Oh, who the fuck knows?
2012
01:30:54,492 --> 01:30:55,319
Who cares?
2013
01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:56,233
It's so good.
2014
01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:03,675
Oh my god.
2015
01:31:03,675 --> 01:31:04,981
This is never gonna
fit in the car.
2016
01:31:06,939 --> 01:31:12,031
[smooching]
[Lawrence laughing]
2017
01:31:13,555 --> 01:31:14,469
Okay.
2018
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:17,907
Here we go.
2019
01:31:17,907 --> 01:31:22,868
[uplifting orchestral music]
[noises of the city]
2020
01:31:50,287 --> 01:31:53,290
[knocking on door]
2021
01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:02,734
Hi.
2022
01:32:02,734 --> 01:32:04,301
My friend said the
fourth floor rooms
2023
01:32:04,301 --> 01:32:05,650
are five times bigger
than regular rooms,
2024
01:32:05,650 --> 01:32:06,521
so I wanted to check it out.
2025
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:07,913
Is that cool?
2026
01:32:07,913 --> 01:32:10,046
- Yeah, come on in.
- Thank you.
2027
01:32:10,046 --> 01:32:10,960
Cool.
2028
01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:15,747
Hi.
2029
01:32:17,401 --> 01:32:18,228
I'm Lawrence.
2030
01:32:18,228 --> 01:32:19,142
I'm Tabitha.
2031
01:32:20,839 --> 01:32:23,450
"Steel Magnolias," cool.
2032
01:32:23,450 --> 01:32:25,278
Do you like movies?
2033
01:32:26,889 --> 01:32:31,763
Yeah, yeah, I like movies,
but what do you like?
2034
01:32:33,025 --> 01:32:34,461
I'm really into horticulture.
2035
01:32:34,461 --> 01:32:35,593
Horticulture?
2036
01:32:35,593 --> 01:32:36,768
Yeah, that's cool.
2037
01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:40,424
How did you get into that?
2038
01:32:40,424 --> 01:32:42,644
I grew up in the
Sunshine Coast in B.C.
2039
01:32:42,644 --> 01:32:44,341
and my parents had a greenhouse,
2040
01:32:44,341 --> 01:32:47,039
so they were just big hippies.
2041
01:32:47,039 --> 01:32:48,214
Really?
2042
01:32:48,214 --> 01:32:49,564
What did they grow?
2043
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:50,913
Weed at one point,
2044
01:32:51,740 --> 01:32:54,220
and cucumber, spinach,
2045
01:32:54,220 --> 01:32:57,397
and then I started growing
my own heirloom tomatoes.
2046
01:32:57,397 --> 01:32:58,921
Okay, I'm gonna head out there
2047
01:32:58,921 --> 01:33:01,445
and tell everyone that
your room is huge.
2048
01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:03,490
Okay, yeah.
2049
01:33:04,883 --> 01:33:08,670
Thanks for talking
to me about tomatoes.
2050
01:33:08,670 --> 01:33:10,193
No, I meant like,
2051
01:33:10,193 --> 01:33:12,238
do you wanna go try
and meet people?
2052
01:33:16,025 --> 01:33:17,853
Um... Yeah, sure, totally.
2053
01:33:18,854 --> 01:33:20,246
Hey, Mitchell, Janessa,
2054
01:33:20,246 --> 01:33:21,508
this is Lawrence.
2055
01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:23,032
He has a room on
the fourth floor
2056
01:33:23,032 --> 01:33:24,642
and you're right,
it's way bigger.
2057
01:33:24,642 --> 01:33:27,210
Yeah, I didn't even
know that was a thing.
2058
01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:30,387
Where are you guys from?
2059
01:33:30,387 --> 01:33:32,650
Did you like who they
assigned as your roommates,
2060
01:33:32,650 --> 01:33:34,739
and what you picked
as your major,
2061
01:33:34,739 --> 01:33:36,828
and how have you liked
living in Ottawa?
2062
01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:39,788
Did you have to travel
super far to get here?
2063
01:33:39,788 --> 01:33:40,789
Are your parents okay?
2064
01:33:40,789 --> 01:33:41,790
Are they holding up?
2065
01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:43,356
Do they miss you?
2066
01:33:43,356 --> 01:33:46,751
Wow, you really
like to ask questions.
2067
01:33:46,751 --> 01:33:47,665
Yeah.
2068
01:33:48,579 --> 01:33:50,015
Is that bad?
2069
01:33:50,015 --> 01:33:51,626
No, you're good.
2070
01:33:52,670 --> 01:33:53,932
Come sit down.
2071
01:33:53,932 --> 01:33:55,107
Okay.
2072
01:33:55,107 --> 01:33:56,500
Where are you from, Lawrence?
2073
01:34:00,983 --> 01:34:01,853
Burlington.
2074
01:34:01,853 --> 01:34:03,028
Burlington?
2075
01:34:03,028 --> 01:34:04,029
I've never heard of that.
2076
01:34:04,029 --> 01:34:05,204
It's like a suburb--
2077
01:34:05,204 --> 01:34:06,728
It's just outside of Toronto?
2078
01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:07,598
- Yes, yeah, yeah.
- I'm from Toronto.
2079
01:34:07,598 --> 01:34:08,599
Me too.
2080
01:34:08,599 --> 01:34:10,427
Oh, okay, yeah,
2081
01:34:10,427 --> 01:34:11,820
well, you must know how
much Burlington sucks then!
2082
01:34:11,820 --> 01:34:12,908
I've driven
through it like once.
2083
01:34:12,908 --> 01:34:13,822
Yeah.
2084
01:34:14,953 --> 01:34:16,520
That's sweet.
2085
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,564
But like, what's the
Sunshine Coast like?
2086
01:34:17,564 --> 01:34:18,696
I've never been to B.C.
2087
01:34:18,696 --> 01:34:21,351
Oh, it's beautiful,
2088
01:34:21,351 --> 01:34:22,526
a lot prettier than here,
2089
01:34:22,526 --> 01:34:24,310
but it's still nice here.
2090
01:34:24,310 --> 01:34:28,706
[people chattering] ["Loving"
by Land of Talk begins]
2091
01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:33,798
♪ There's that song,
touch a body feel it ♪
2092
01:34:34,712 --> 01:34:38,324
♪ It's gonna get worse
2093
01:34:38,324 --> 01:34:42,198
♪ Don't say you live here
2094
01:34:42,198 --> 01:34:47,290
♪ Don't let it get cursed
2095
01:34:48,900 --> 01:34:53,122
♪ I've been living
like I'm locked up ♪
2096
01:34:53,122 --> 01:34:57,082
♪ I can see the midnight skies
2097
01:34:57,082 --> 01:35:01,260
♪ Sometimes love it
would sustain you ♪
2098
01:35:01,260 --> 01:35:05,264
♪ Only if you're on my side
2099
01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:09,399
♪ Now and then I
like to kid around ♪
2100
01:35:09,399 --> 01:35:13,446
♪ Some might say I
just don't let up ♪
2101
01:35:13,446 --> 01:35:17,581
♪ Life's not long, why
don't you live it? ♪
2102
01:35:17,581 --> 01:35:22,673
♪ There's that song,
touch a body feel it ♪
2103
01:35:23,543 --> 01:35:27,286
♪ It's gonna get worse
2104
01:35:27,286 --> 01:35:31,377
♪ Don't say you live here
2105
01:35:31,377 --> 01:35:35,164
♪ Don't let it get cursed
2106
01:35:35,164 --> 01:35:39,864
♪ Touch a body feel it
2107
01:35:39,864 --> 01:35:43,781
♪ It's gonna get worse
2108
01:35:43,781 --> 01:35:47,785
♪ You know you don't live here
2109
01:35:47,785 --> 01:35:51,702
♪ Won't let it get cursed
2110
01:35:51,702 --> 01:35:54,618
♪ Touch a body
2111
01:36:44,842 --> 01:36:49,934
♪ Touch a body feel it
2112
01:36:53,068 --> 01:36:58,160
♪ Touch a body feel it
2113
01:37:01,293 --> 01:37:06,385
♪ Touch a body feel it
2114
01:37:09,736 --> 01:37:13,044
♪ Touch a body feel it
2115
01:37:23,925 --> 01:37:27,537
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