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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,622 --> 00:00:13,091 Are you ready? 2 00:00:13,124 --> 00:00:14,859 Probably. 3 00:00:14,893 --> 00:00:16,861 Come on! 4 00:00:25,436 --> 00:00:27,038 Hi, everyone. 5 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:29,140 I'm Zoey Stevens, 6 00:00:29,173 --> 00:00:32,610 and today I am multitasking as the maid of honor 7 00:00:32,643 --> 00:00:34,312 and the daughter of the bride, 8 00:00:34,345 --> 00:00:35,880 so you will be receiving 9 00:00:35,914 --> 00:00:37,648 two toasts for the price of one. 10 00:00:41,119 --> 00:00:43,955 First off, I just want to say how happy I am 11 00:00:43,988 --> 00:00:45,656 that my mom has finally found love again. 12 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:49,627 She is the most giving person I know, 13 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:54,498 and we've been together, just us, for some time now, 14 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:58,436 so she's not only my mom, but she's my best friend. 15 00:00:58,469 --> 00:00:59,670 I love you, mom. 16 00:01:02,506 --> 00:01:04,308 And one of the... 17 00:01:04,342 --> 00:01:06,010 Blessings of this union 18 00:01:06,044 --> 00:01:08,312 is that we now have a new collection of people 19 00:01:08,346 --> 00:01:10,581 we're living with. 20 00:01:10,614 --> 00:01:12,050 There's Ted... 21 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:13,351 Boo-yah! 22 00:01:15,186 --> 00:01:16,187 And his sons, 23 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,188 Adam... 24 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:18,256 Hmm? Oh. 25 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:19,323 Hi. 26 00:01:19,357 --> 00:01:20,558 Zach... 27 00:01:20,591 --> 00:01:21,960 Hello! 28 00:01:21,993 --> 00:01:23,494 And Ben... 29 00:01:27,265 --> 00:01:28,967 My mom always says 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,502 that "change" is another word for "opportunity." 31 00:01:31,535 --> 00:01:34,305 And, well, this is an opportunity. 32 00:01:34,338 --> 00:01:36,207 To live with four guys. 33 00:01:37,241 --> 00:01:38,977 Four guys 34 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:40,078 and their mysterious odors 35 00:01:40,111 --> 00:01:41,412 that they always blame on the dog. 36 00:01:43,014 --> 00:01:44,148 Oh, that's right. 37 00:01:44,182 --> 00:01:46,217 I almost forgot, 38 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,086 there's Humphrey. 39 00:01:49,687 --> 00:01:51,422 Humphrey is also male. 40 00:01:51,455 --> 00:01:53,992 So that's five. 41 00:01:54,025 --> 00:01:57,261 Five males that I am living with. 42 00:01:57,295 --> 00:01:58,396 Wow. 43 00:01:58,429 --> 00:02:01,499 But I digress. 44 00:02:01,532 --> 00:02:03,401 Will you all join me in raising a glass 45 00:02:03,434 --> 00:02:05,569 as we toast-- 46 00:02:08,106 --> 00:02:09,073 Humphrey! 47 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,376 Come here, boy! 48 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:15,046 Oh, no, no, no... 49 00:02:15,079 --> 00:02:16,080 Okay, I got it. 50 00:02:17,315 --> 00:02:19,083 -Humphrey! No! -Come here, boy! Come here! 51 00:02:37,268 --> 00:02:39,670 It's okay, we got him! 52 00:02:39,703 --> 00:02:41,639 We're cool! 53 00:02:45,276 --> 00:02:48,379 To my new family. 54 00:03:13,404 --> 00:03:14,405 It's go-time! 55 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:15,373 45 am, boys! 56 00:03:15,406 --> 00:03:18,142 Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! 57 00:03:18,176 --> 00:03:19,177 Let's get it moving! Let's get it moving! 58 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:21,212 That's it! Everybody, move! 59 00:03:21,245 --> 00:03:23,181 Keep it moving, people! Keep it moving! 60 00:03:23,214 --> 00:03:24,448 We gotta get that bus! 61 00:03:24,482 --> 00:03:25,716 We're gonna get it! Yes, we are! 62 00:03:25,749 --> 00:03:27,218 Let's keep it moving! 63 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:28,786 Hey, morning, sport. 64 00:03:28,819 --> 00:03:30,488 I mean... 65 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:31,289 Hi, girl. 66 00:03:31,322 --> 00:03:32,490 Give me that, give me that. 67 00:03:32,523 --> 00:03:33,824 Gal? 68 00:03:33,857 --> 00:03:35,193 Hi, girl gal! 69 00:03:35,226 --> 00:03:37,561 Mr. Thompson, what is going on? 70 00:03:37,595 --> 00:03:38,629 Are we being invaded? 71 00:03:38,662 --> 00:03:41,132 No, no, just a little wake-up ritual we do here 72 00:03:41,165 --> 00:03:42,266 on school days. 73 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,735 And please, we're a family now. 74 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:45,769 Call me "dad!" 75 00:03:55,879 --> 00:03:58,149 Uh, excuse me. 76 00:03:58,182 --> 00:04:00,351 I'm in here already, 77 00:04:00,384 --> 00:04:01,452 using the bathroom? 78 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:03,821 You know there's only two bathrooms in the house. 79 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:05,123 We gotta share. 80 00:04:07,425 --> 00:04:10,294 What's this? A nose brush? 81 00:04:10,328 --> 00:04:12,230 That is my mascara, thank you. 82 00:04:14,398 --> 00:04:15,833 "Acne spot concealer?" 83 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:17,101 Put that down. 84 00:04:21,305 --> 00:04:22,573 And... 85 00:04:22,606 --> 00:04:24,242 Cool! 86 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:25,843 This makes smoke! 87 00:04:25,876 --> 00:04:27,411 Seriously? 88 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:33,451 Unbelievable. 89 00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:36,620 Ugh, doesn't anybody in this house aim? 90 00:04:36,654 --> 00:04:40,090 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. 91 00:04:41,659 --> 00:04:43,561 Humphrey, you can't eat that. 92 00:04:43,594 --> 00:04:45,396 That's a pencil. 93 00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:47,131 Here. Eat this eraser instead. 94 00:04:48,031 --> 00:04:51,369 Where's my basketball? Oh, there it is. 95 00:04:51,402 --> 00:04:52,270 And my playbook? 96 00:04:52,303 --> 00:04:53,571 Ooh, and my belt? 97 00:04:53,604 --> 00:04:54,638 And my wallet? 98 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:56,240 I'm forgetting something. 99 00:04:56,274 --> 00:04:57,241 Your pants. 100 00:04:57,275 --> 00:04:58,342 Yes! My pants! 101 00:04:58,376 --> 00:04:59,510 Where are my pants? 102 00:04:59,543 --> 00:05:01,379 Where are my pants? Where are my... 103 00:05:01,412 --> 00:05:02,446 Okay, excuse me, 104 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,448 can we just establish a few ground rules, here? 105 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:05,816 One, 106 00:05:05,849 --> 00:05:07,618 if you are not wearing pants, 107 00:05:07,651 --> 00:05:10,154 please stay out of my personal space bubble, okay? 108 00:05:10,188 --> 00:05:11,622 And two, if a girl is in the bathroom, 109 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:13,657 the girl should be allowed to remain alone in the bathroom. 110 00:05:13,691 --> 00:05:15,659 Look, Zoey, I have morning basketball practice, 111 00:05:15,693 --> 00:05:16,660 and then a players' meeting, 112 00:05:16,694 --> 00:05:17,661 and then a captains' meeting, 113 00:05:17,695 --> 00:05:18,696 and then even more practicing, 114 00:05:18,729 --> 00:05:20,464 and that's all before class even starts, okay? 115 00:05:20,498 --> 00:05:21,599 My point is, 116 00:05:21,632 --> 00:05:23,534 we have systems in this house-- 117 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:24,935 we work together, like a well-oiled machine. 118 00:05:24,968 --> 00:05:26,237 You're probably not going to have the luxury 119 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,671 of much alone time in the bathroom, so... 120 00:05:28,872 --> 00:05:30,774 Hey, it's pancake day! 121 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,411 Sic him, boy! 122 00:05:34,578 --> 00:05:37,781 You clearly lack a fundamental understanding of dogs. 123 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:39,183 It's a known scientific fact 124 00:05:39,217 --> 00:05:41,352 that they never betray their own instincts 125 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:42,786 or turn against their own pack. 126 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,755 Everybody knows this. 127 00:05:44,788 --> 00:05:46,424 I can recommend some reading if you'd like. 128 00:05:46,457 --> 00:05:48,259 I think I'm good. 129 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:49,727 Thanks. 130 00:05:54,598 --> 00:05:55,566 Add the egg. 131 00:05:55,599 --> 00:05:56,600 Add the pickle. 132 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,340 Hey! Are you ready for some breakfast? 133 00:06:05,743 --> 00:06:07,611 Um, what are those? 134 00:06:07,645 --> 00:06:08,979 Protein pancakes! 135 00:06:09,012 --> 00:06:11,181 My own special, secret recipe. 136 00:06:12,983 --> 00:06:14,285 Humphrey. 137 00:06:14,318 --> 00:06:15,753 Hey, boy. 138 00:06:15,786 --> 00:06:18,222 -Look at that catch! -Yummy for my tummy! 139 00:06:19,957 --> 00:06:21,559 Don't forget the hot sauce! 140 00:06:25,363 --> 00:06:26,930 Okay. 141 00:06:26,964 --> 00:06:28,399 Ha ha! 142 00:06:28,432 --> 00:06:30,000 Thank you, 143 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:31,435 but I'm just going to stick with my-- 144 00:06:31,469 --> 00:06:33,737 stick with my cottage cheese. 145 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:38,542 Where's my cottage cheese? 146 00:06:40,544 --> 00:06:43,347 -Uh-oh. -You stole my cottage cheese? 147 00:06:43,381 --> 00:06:45,249 I thought you'd want my pancakes! 148 00:06:45,283 --> 00:06:47,751 Awkward. 149 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:52,823 Pass me another pickle. 150 00:06:52,856 --> 00:06:54,258 Mom, is it going to be like this 151 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:55,326 every day before school? 152 00:06:55,359 --> 00:06:56,594 Ah! 153 00:06:56,627 --> 00:06:57,828 Ow. 154 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,331 No. 155 00:07:00,364 --> 00:07:01,432 No... 156 00:07:01,465 --> 00:07:02,766 Maybe. 157 00:07:04,535 --> 00:07:06,337 We are used to doing things a certain way, 158 00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:09,039 and the boys are used to doing things... 159 00:07:09,072 --> 00:07:10,774 A totally different way. 160 00:07:12,376 --> 00:07:13,944 Hey... 161 00:07:13,977 --> 00:07:15,879 I have something for you. 162 00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:21,652 It's my music box. 163 00:07:23,387 --> 00:07:24,655 Do you remember when dad got this for me? 164 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:26,457 On one of his business trips? 165 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:29,493 I remember. 166 00:07:29,527 --> 00:07:32,663 I always dreamed of living in this castle. 167 00:07:32,696 --> 00:07:36,033 I bet that castle had terrible cell reception. 168 00:07:37,535 --> 00:07:39,737 And we both know I couldn't live with that. 169 00:07:40,771 --> 00:07:41,739 So... 170 00:07:41,772 --> 00:07:42,806 First day 171 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,907 at your new high school. 172 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,776 It's exciting! 173 00:07:45,809 --> 00:07:46,944 You ready for your dance tryouts? 174 00:07:46,977 --> 00:07:49,347 I'm actually really nervous. 175 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:53,384 Oh, you are gonna do great, sweetheart. 176 00:07:56,053 --> 00:07:57,821 Thanks, mom. 177 00:07:57,855 --> 00:08:00,358 I will put this in your room. 178 00:08:01,492 --> 00:08:02,960 Ow! 179 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:10,901 Where's my bag? 180 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:11,935 Head's up! 181 00:08:14,605 --> 00:08:16,106 Second batch! 182 00:08:16,139 --> 00:08:17,508 Ready to mix! Oh, yeah. 183 00:08:17,541 --> 00:08:18,642 Wait, you forgot the-- 184 00:08:20,911 --> 00:08:21,879 awesome! 185 00:08:23,547 --> 00:08:24,582 --Lid. 186 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:26,817 My bad. 187 00:08:28,752 --> 00:08:30,654 Delicious! 188 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:32,756 -Sorry about that, Zoey. -Yeah, sorry, Zoey. 189 00:08:32,790 --> 00:08:34,358 Boys will be boys, right? 190 00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:35,926 Aw, Humphrey! 191 00:08:42,633 --> 00:08:44,034 Okay, you are heading that way, across the lot, 192 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,102 then you're gonna make a right, then another right. 193 00:08:45,135 --> 00:08:46,069 Then a left. 194 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:47,705 Second door, left again, then right, then left. 195 00:08:47,738 --> 00:08:48,972 Got it? Good! I gotta run. 196 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,073 I didn't... 197 00:08:53,811 --> 00:08:54,778 Really? 198 00:08:54,812 --> 00:08:56,447 Really? Manners much? 199 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,452 Excuse me, can you... 200 00:09:07,157 --> 00:09:10,528 Oh, uh, excuse me, can one of you-- 201 00:09:10,561 --> 00:09:12,730 um, wow, 202 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:14,965 that is an... 203 00:09:14,998 --> 00:09:16,434 Amazing smell 204 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:20,070 that you guys have created... 205 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:22,072 With your bodies. 206 00:09:23,641 --> 00:09:25,743 Wow, wow, wow. 207 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,612 Hi, uh, excuse me? 208 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:30,548 Could one of you... 209 00:09:31,949 --> 00:09:32,850 Hello? 210 00:09:32,883 --> 00:09:34,685 Anyone? 211 00:09:35,786 --> 00:09:37,955 Uh, hi, excuse me, 212 00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:40,658 can someone please direct me to room 242? 213 00:09:41,759 --> 00:09:43,661 Are you, uh, new 'n' stuff? 214 00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:44,795 Uh, yeah. 215 00:09:44,828 --> 00:09:46,497 I'm not really sure what "stuff" you're talking about, 216 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:47,431 but, uh... 217 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:50,568 I guess we all come with baggage, right? 218 00:09:50,601 --> 00:09:52,670 I'm afraid the Tripp doesn't follow... 219 00:09:52,703 --> 00:09:54,872 The trip? What trip? 220 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:57,508 The Tripp-ster. 221 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:58,809 The Tripp-a-thon. 222 00:09:58,842 --> 00:10:00,544 It's me. I'm Tripp. 223 00:10:00,578 --> 00:10:02,713 Oh! 224 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:06,083 Oh, you refer to yourself in third person. 225 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:07,451 Fart bomb! 226 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,122 Oh, my goodness. 227 00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,558 That just happened. 228 00:10:14,592 --> 00:10:15,693 You neanderthal! 229 00:10:15,726 --> 00:10:16,860 That's right, 230 00:10:16,894 --> 00:10:17,928 the Tripp got you. 231 00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:19,897 You've been tripped up! 232 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:22,900 Oh, and for the record, 233 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:26,770 the Tripp-Van-winkle is not neanderthean, 234 00:10:26,804 --> 00:10:27,771 he's Swiss-German, 235 00:10:27,805 --> 00:10:29,907 with a little Italian on his mother's side. 236 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:31,542 What? 237 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:35,579 Are-are you kidding me? 238 00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:37,214 Did anyone see that? 239 00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:41,018 You can just fart on someone with impunity at this school? 240 00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:42,019 Sadly, I think you can. 241 00:10:42,052 --> 00:10:44,021 The school charter makes no mention of farts. 242 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,524 They're technically legal. 243 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:47,825 You look lost. 244 00:10:48,926 --> 00:10:51,194 Uh, yeah, I am. 245 00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:54,131 I need to find room 242? 246 00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,166 That's so refreshing. 247 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,101 I'm usually the clueless one. 248 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,169 Follow me. 249 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:00,571 It's on my way. 250 00:11:00,604 --> 00:11:01,972 I'm Rachel, by the way. 251 00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,240 I'm Zoey. Good to meet you. 252 00:11:03,273 --> 00:11:05,543 Nice to meet you, too. 253 00:11:05,576 --> 00:11:06,944 Thanks for helping me find my locker. 254 00:11:09,246 --> 00:11:10,080 You're watching that thing 255 00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:11,615 like you're worried it's gonna run away. 256 00:11:11,649 --> 00:11:13,050 Oh. Sorry. 257 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,818 I just kind of keep my whole life in here. 258 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,523 Are all the boys at this school such knuckleheads? 259 00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:21,592 I like to think of them as "challenging," 260 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,726 which is to say, yeah, 261 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,727 pretty much knuckleheads. 262 00:11:24,595 --> 00:11:26,029 What a great word, "knuckleheads." 263 00:11:26,063 --> 00:11:28,031 We gotta bring that one back. 264 00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:29,833 But the boys here are cute, aren't they? 265 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:30,968 All of them. 266 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,603 I think we have the highest percentage of cute boys 267 00:11:32,636 --> 00:11:34,271 in the entire greater westlake area. 268 00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:35,973 In fact, I think some college 269 00:11:36,006 --> 00:11:37,040 actually did a cuteness study, 270 00:11:37,074 --> 00:11:40,243 and we came out on top. 271 00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:45,583 I mean, sure, they have their flaws, 272 00:11:45,616 --> 00:11:46,817 and sure, if I could stop myself 273 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:47,985 from spending every waking minute 274 00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,119 thinking about them, 275 00:11:49,152 --> 00:11:50,588 I probably would, but I can't, 276 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:52,656 and I've learned to live with that. 277 00:11:53,991 --> 00:11:55,926 Wow, you seem a little... 278 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:56,994 Oh, boy crazy? 279 00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:58,729 Yeah, that's the official diagnosis. 280 00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,233 Hey, Charlie. 281 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,975 It was nice talking to you! 282 00:12:12,009 --> 00:12:14,077 So, what's your deal? 283 00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:15,245 What kind of stuff are you into? 284 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,280 Uh, dance, that's my passion. 285 00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:18,281 You're kidding. 286 00:12:18,315 --> 00:12:19,216 I'm a dancer, too! 287 00:12:19,249 --> 00:12:21,118 Well, "dancer," is putting it generously. 288 00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:23,954 Are you trying out for a varsity squad today? 289 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,088 Oh, yeah, definitely. 290 00:12:25,122 --> 00:12:27,157 I actually danced at my old school, 291 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:29,259 and I was supposed to go to state finals this year, 292 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,961 but, um, well, 293 00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:32,796 I moved here, so... 294 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:34,632 Wow. Fancy. 295 00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:35,833 Hey, when you make it to the big leagues, 296 00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:37,367 don't forget us little people. 297 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,036 And I do mean "little." 298 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:41,338 Literally, you're like a foot taller than me. 299 00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:42,806 Wow. 300 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:46,276 Well, this is your room. 301 00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:47,811 It was great meeting you, Zoey. 302 00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,346 You too. 303 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:50,748 Thank you. 304 00:12:50,781 --> 00:12:52,616 No problem. 305 00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:16,339 Uh... 306 00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:17,340 Okay. 307 00:13:17,374 --> 00:13:18,375 I'm guessing that 308 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:20,711 unless that bug can solve quadratic equations, 309 00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:23,113 this is not advanced algebra. 310 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:25,215 You want west 242 311 00:13:25,248 --> 00:13:27,117 on the other side of campus. 312 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,786 Mr. Kale! 313 00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:30,153 Pay attention! 314 00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:31,955 There will be a quiz. 315 00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:33,657 On the praying mantis? 316 00:13:33,691 --> 00:13:35,292 Sphodromantis viridis? 317 00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:37,728 Carnivorous member of phylum arthropoda, 318 00:13:37,761 --> 00:13:38,628 class insecta? 319 00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:40,397 Distinguished by its raptorial forelegs 320 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,899 and a tendency for the females 321 00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:43,000 to eat the males? 322 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,836 I think I'm ready for it. 323 00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:47,738 Just put away the sunglasses 324 00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:50,741 and escort this young lady to west 242. 325 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,983 So, you're a student here? 326 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:02,152 Obviously, you're a student here. 327 00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:04,021 If you went somewhere else, 328 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,923 you'd probably be there. 329 00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:07,057 Yes, I probably would... 330 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:10,393 ...be there. 331 00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:12,462 Not that that would be a bad thing. 332 00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:13,864 I mean, this place is nuts. 333 00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:15,465 It's like a horror movie. 334 00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:17,234 No, it's like... 335 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,769 It's like that crazy nature video, 336 00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,871 and I'm constantly being attacked 337 00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:22,940 by horrible praying mantis-boys 338 00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,975 who fart on each other all day. 339 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:27,310 No wonder you do the silent-lone-wolf 340 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,013 sunglass-rebel thing. 341 00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,284 Oh, this? 342 00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:36,820 It's pancake mishap this morning. 343 00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:38,155 No, no, no, I'm not... 344 00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:39,256 I'm not looking at that. 345 00:14:40,991 --> 00:14:43,961 Okay, well then, what are you looking at? 346 00:14:43,994 --> 00:14:45,495 I'm looking at you. 347 00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:48,165 Okay... 348 00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:50,934 So, uh... 349 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:52,736 Here we are... 350 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:53,971 In the hallway, 351 00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:55,005 looking at each other. 352 00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:58,876 That's not weird. 353 00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:01,011 I think I've got you figured out. 354 00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,112 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. 355 00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:04,281 You like things just so. 356 00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:07,117 Your room is clean, your posters are framed, 357 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:08,385 and I bet all of your books 358 00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:09,486 have nice little homemade covers on them. 359 00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:12,823 And I'm getting an artistic vibe. 360 00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:13,824 Maybe... 361 00:15:13,857 --> 00:15:15,759 Maybe dance? 362 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,829 Okay, did I say lone wolf? 363 00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,163 I think I meant, weirdly psychic lone wolf. 364 00:15:22,232 --> 00:15:23,533 Oh, and a serious phone addiction. 365 00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:25,235 I bet you stare at that screen 366 00:15:25,268 --> 00:15:26,336 all day long. 367 00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:27,170 Okay, for the record, 368 00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:29,006 I limit myself to two hours a day. 369 00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:30,173 Three, tops. 370 00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:32,075 I have an app that times me. 371 00:15:32,109 --> 00:15:33,043 Oh... 372 00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:34,344 That's impressive. 373 00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:36,179 So, this is your room. 374 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,082 I'll see you around, smartphone. 375 00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:01,805 Sorry. Excuse me. 376 00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:03,573 You're here! 377 00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:04,942 Hey, I've got good news. 378 00:16:04,975 --> 00:16:07,310 I talked it over with my posse 379 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,212 and we're all cool with you joining our crew. 380 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,149 And by "my posse," I mean, "me." 381 00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:14,451 And by "crew," I mean, well, "me" again. 382 00:16:14,484 --> 00:16:17,387 Truth is, I'm kind of a "social floater" 383 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,357 and right now I'm floating between friend groups, 384 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,225 because, sometimes, people have trouble 385 00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:23,326 with my tendency to talk excessively 386 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,229 while no one's really listening. 387 00:16:26,263 --> 00:16:29,532 So maybe... 388 00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:32,269 Do you want to be friends? 389 00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:35,873 Hmm, let me talk it over with my posse. 390 00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:41,578 Yup, they're cool. I'm in. 391 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,415 Stand! 392 00:16:48,018 --> 00:16:49,586 This is very simple. 393 00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:53,123 Varsity squad is full! 394 00:16:53,156 --> 00:16:55,492 No new dancers are needed. 395 00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:57,460 That's zero for all you fools that speak math. 396 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,230 But if you exhibit the traits we care about-- 397 00:17:00,263 --> 00:17:02,232 life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness-- 398 00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:03,633 perfection! 399 00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,468 Discipline. Obedience. 400 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,703 Right, those. 401 00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:10,173 If you exhibit these traits and are all kinds of awesome... 402 00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,241 Many, many kinds. 403 00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:13,343 Then maybe we have a place for you, 404 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:16,146 but you have to be 405 00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:17,547 next level. 406 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,549 You have to wow us. 407 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:21,885 You have to be... 408 00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:23,020 Boom. 409 00:17:23,053 --> 00:17:24,922 Totally. Boom! 410 00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:28,391 No. 411 00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:29,326 You don't say "boom." 412 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:30,560 Only I say "boom." 413 00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:31,494 Get your own thing. 414 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,429 Will do, sorry. 415 00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:33,430 Line up! 416 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,499 Excuse me, uh, 417 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,501 could I have a quick word? 418 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,502 Hi. My name's Zoey. 419 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,471 I was a dance soloist at my school last year. 420 00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:42,472 So? 421 00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:44,107 Well, I was just wondering... 422 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:47,210 I actually have a routine that I prepared for today. 423 00:17:47,244 --> 00:17:49,412 It's a piece that I was going to take to state. 424 00:17:49,446 --> 00:17:50,447 So, do you think 425 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,649 that I could actually, like, audition with it, 426 00:17:52,682 --> 00:17:54,017 on my own? 427 00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:55,118 Oh, my goodness. 428 00:17:55,152 --> 00:17:56,319 Where are my manners? 429 00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:57,520 Of course! 430 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,056 Let me just clear all these other hopefuls out of here, 431 00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:00,123 give you some space. 432 00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,092 -Really? -No. 433 00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:12,235 Oh, no, no, no, no... 434 00:18:12,269 --> 00:18:13,070 What? 435 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,172 My shoes are covered in pancake mix. 436 00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:17,074 This is a total disaster. 437 00:18:17,107 --> 00:18:18,375 Eyes on me! 438 00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:21,344 I'm sorry. I've got to-- 439 00:18:21,378 --> 00:18:23,313 it's okay. 440 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:25,682 Okay, I'm only going to say this once. 441 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,956 Cross step, ball change, snap, twist, twist, circle stop. 442 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:36,326 Forward back, push press, jerk, jerk. 443 00:18:38,761 --> 00:18:39,963 Got it? 444 00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:43,133 Good. 445 00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,936 No problem. 446 00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:55,312 Five, six, seven, eight! 447 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:16,633 That's the girl I saw flirting with Jackson. 448 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,068 Your ex-boyfriend? 449 00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:19,269 My boyfriend. 450 00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:21,271 We're just in a transitional period, okay? 451 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,045 What's she doing? 452 00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:31,048 Her own routine. 453 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:32,249 Wow, you know, she's actually kind of-- 454 00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:33,450 zip it! 455 00:19:34,584 --> 00:19:35,552 Whoa! 456 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:37,787 Sorry. 457 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:44,294 Of course. 458 00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:45,728 Oops. 459 00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:46,729 All right! 460 00:19:46,763 --> 00:19:47,764 That's it. 461 00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:48,698 You're all officially rejected. 462 00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:51,168 Get out and don't ever talk to me again. 463 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:52,169 Boom. 464 00:19:52,202 --> 00:19:53,436 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! 465 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,572 My brothers were-- 466 00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:56,773 they're my step-brothers-- 467 00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:58,675 they ruined my shoes, and... 468 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,711 I'm just having the worst day possible. 469 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,646 Okay, I'm begging you. 470 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,681 Dance is everything to me. 471 00:20:04,714 --> 00:20:07,184 Isn't there some way that I can be on the team? 472 00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:12,655 Sure. 473 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,058 Really? Thank you. 474 00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,459 That would be amazing. 475 00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:19,296 You can be on the jv team. 476 00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:21,364 And, yeah, you can, too. 477 00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:24,201 There they are, 478 00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:27,204 over there. 479 00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:34,644 That's the squad 480 00:20:34,677 --> 00:20:36,779 you belong on. 481 00:20:58,335 --> 00:20:59,302 Out, boy. 482 00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:02,705 Oh... gross. 483 00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,476 My turn. 484 00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:08,578 Oh, by the way, 485 00:21:08,611 --> 00:21:10,213 Humphrey was in your room earlier. 486 00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:11,714 I think he was helping you unpack. 487 00:21:21,158 --> 00:21:22,192 Great. 488 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:55,825 Oh, gross! 489 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,794 Ugh, Humphrey, get off. 490 00:21:58,895 --> 00:22:01,198 Sit down. 491 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,601 You know, I bet at the very least, 492 00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:05,868 I can deal with you. 493 00:22:05,902 --> 00:22:08,771 There's gotta be an app for this. 494 00:22:12,242 --> 00:22:13,476 Oh... 495 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:14,511 Here we go. 496 00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:15,512 "Listen and obey" 497 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:16,846 "plays a sound 498 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,348 "that makes your commands 499 00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:21,251 irresistible to dogs." 500 00:22:21,284 --> 00:22:22,519 Wait, $9.99? 501 00:22:22,552 --> 00:22:25,322 It'd better be good. 502 00:22:32,329 --> 00:22:34,697 All right. 503 00:22:34,731 --> 00:22:35,665 Sit. 504 00:22:41,538 --> 00:22:42,739 Shake? 505 00:22:47,777 --> 00:22:49,946 Wow, it actually works. This is amazing. 506 00:22:49,979 --> 00:22:51,648 Good boy, Humphrey. 507 00:22:51,681 --> 00:22:52,782 Stop! Come back! 508 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:54,484 That phone is my life! 509 00:22:54,517 --> 00:22:55,418 It's got my contacts, my pictures, 510 00:22:55,452 --> 00:22:56,619 my music collection! 511 00:22:56,653 --> 00:22:57,754 All 5,200 songs! 512 00:22:57,787 --> 00:22:59,489 No, stop! 513 00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:00,890 No! 514 00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:07,997 Don't worry! 515 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,366 I can fix this! 516 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:12,969 What are you doing? 517 00:23:13,002 --> 00:23:14,571 Centrifugal force. 518 00:23:14,604 --> 00:23:15,538 I just learned about it. 519 00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:16,673 It'll force the water-- 520 00:23:16,706 --> 00:23:18,908 my phone! 521 00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:20,277 Sorry. 522 00:23:37,594 --> 00:23:39,562 Where is it? 523 00:23:45,768 --> 00:23:48,505 Ew. 524 00:23:53,876 --> 00:23:56,579 Okay, um... 525 00:23:57,614 --> 00:23:58,715 I went online 526 00:23:58,748 --> 00:23:59,716 and they say 527 00:23:59,749 --> 00:24:00,883 to put the phone in rice 528 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,018 to suck out the water. 529 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,688 Mom, I can't do it anymore. 530 00:24:05,722 --> 00:24:08,891 I just need the boys in my life to stop... 531 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:11,528 Ruining my life. 532 00:24:11,561 --> 00:24:13,930 Well, we're a little out of practice with them, 533 00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:15,798 but we'll figure it out, 534 00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:17,800 just like we always do. 535 00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:18,701 Hey... 536 00:24:18,735 --> 00:24:20,503 The family's taking Humphrey for a run. 537 00:24:20,537 --> 00:24:21,438 How about you come with us? 538 00:24:21,471 --> 00:24:23,706 Why would I possibly want to go on a run 539 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:25,475 with that pack of maniacs? 540 00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:28,878 If you change your mind, 541 00:24:28,911 --> 00:24:31,348 we'll be in the park. 542 00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:03,346 Go-go-go! 543 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,548 It's a brand-new day! 544 00:25:05,582 --> 00:25:07,517 Up and at 'em! Up and at 'em! 545 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:08,851 Yeah! 546 00:25:10,687 --> 00:25:12,822 It's a brand-new day, boys, 547 00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:15,091 up and at 'em! Up and at 'em! 548 00:25:15,124 --> 00:25:16,593 Apps all there, 549 00:25:16,626 --> 00:25:19,529 everything seems to be working... 550 00:25:19,562 --> 00:25:20,630 Okay. 551 00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:23,533 One thing in my life that isn't completely destroyed. 552 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,369 Maybe today will be a better day. 553 00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:32,742 Can you get athlete's foot in your armpit? 554 00:25:32,775 --> 00:25:33,810 "Athlete's pit?" 555 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,880 Or not. 556 00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:40,450 Gangway, gangway. 557 00:25:40,483 --> 00:25:41,684 Coming through! 558 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:48,090 You forget 559 00:25:48,124 --> 00:25:50,026 one little thing, Humphrey. 560 00:25:50,059 --> 00:25:52,495 I now own your little canine behind. 561 00:25:52,529 --> 00:25:53,563 Sit! 562 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,868 What? 563 00:25:58,901 --> 00:25:59,969 Come on. 564 00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,806 Sit! 565 00:26:09,846 --> 00:26:11,481 Lie down! 566 00:26:19,589 --> 00:26:21,458 Shake! 567 00:26:24,794 --> 00:26:26,729 Really? This? 568 00:26:26,763 --> 00:26:29,499 This is the one thing that stops working? 569 00:26:29,532 --> 00:26:30,500 Do a trick. 570 00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:35,772 Great. 571 00:26:35,805 --> 00:26:38,841 $9.99 down the drain. 572 00:26:44,481 --> 00:26:45,381 Yeah! 573 00:26:45,414 --> 00:26:48,050 Mr. Stankovich's sprinklers broke again! 574 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:50,119 The mud is like three feet deep out there! 575 00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:51,921 This is the greatest day of my life! 576 00:26:51,954 --> 00:26:53,690 Okay. Back up. 577 00:27:01,864 --> 00:27:03,533 Mm, mm, yummy! 578 00:27:04,266 --> 00:27:07,103 Who wants to sample my latest creation? 579 00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:11,741 I call it the "sloppy nacho-borscht-wich." 580 00:27:11,774 --> 00:27:12,909 Ugh, just put that down! 581 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:20,950 Pick it up? 582 00:27:32,729 --> 00:27:35,632 Rachel, I'm having kind of a strange morning-- 583 00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:37,600 boys are acting weird. 584 00:27:37,634 --> 00:27:40,803 This is unusual why? 585 00:27:43,673 --> 00:27:45,908 Okay, not weird in their usual way. 586 00:27:45,942 --> 00:27:46,943 Fart bomb! 587 00:27:48,911 --> 00:27:50,079 Are you serious? That is atrocious. 588 00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:52,114 Tripp has no idea what that word means, 589 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:54,150 but if it means, "do it again," you're in luck! 590 00:27:54,183 --> 00:27:55,051 No, just stop. 591 00:28:01,724 --> 00:28:02,559 Whoa. 592 00:28:02,592 --> 00:28:03,793 Wow, he just... 593 00:28:03,826 --> 00:28:06,696 Obeyed you. 594 00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:11,200 Obeyed... 595 00:28:15,938 --> 00:28:17,139 Uh... speak. 596 00:28:21,077 --> 00:28:23,279 You've been whipped by the Tripp! 597 00:28:33,623 --> 00:28:35,024 Uh... 598 00:28:35,057 --> 00:28:36,593 Open your mouth. 599 00:28:38,294 --> 00:28:41,330 Wait, this is really weird. 600 00:28:41,363 --> 00:28:43,199 The Tripp is... 601 00:28:43,232 --> 00:28:44,567 Trippin'. 602 00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:47,336 The Tripp is freaking out right now. 603 00:28:47,369 --> 00:28:48,838 Go to the bathroom. 604 00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:53,175 Oh, wait, no! 605 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,044 Not here! 606 00:28:58,781 --> 00:29:00,750 Oh, no, no... 607 00:29:01,851 --> 00:29:03,152 No, no! 608 00:29:12,962 --> 00:29:15,297 What is with your phone? 609 00:29:15,331 --> 00:29:16,933 I know, this is what was happening this morning! 610 00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:18,034 Everything I said, the boys did. 611 00:29:18,067 --> 00:29:19,636 And then Tripp... 612 00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:21,037 This is-- this is really odd. 613 00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:22,204 "Odd?" 614 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,607 You have an app that controls boys! 615 00:29:24,641 --> 00:29:26,709 This is not "odd!" 616 00:29:26,743 --> 00:29:28,077 This is the most amazing thing 617 00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:30,079 that has ever occurred in human history! 618 00:29:32,214 --> 00:29:33,149 Oh... 619 00:29:33,182 --> 00:29:38,087 This bathroom has been tainted with dork. 620 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,289 And that 'taint good. 621 00:29:41,357 --> 00:29:42,892 Get it? "Taint?" 622 00:29:46,729 --> 00:29:47,697 Down, girl. 623 00:29:49,031 --> 00:29:49,999 Jump! 624 00:29:51,033 --> 00:29:52,101 Shake! 625 00:29:52,134 --> 00:29:53,903 Roll over! 626 00:29:56,338 --> 00:30:00,710 Why are you giving me dog commands? 627 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:02,845 Uh... 628 00:30:02,879 --> 00:30:04,681 She was just trying 629 00:30:04,714 --> 00:30:07,116 to do... 630 00:30:07,149 --> 00:30:08,985 This... 631 00:30:09,018 --> 00:30:10,720 New... 632 00:30:10,753 --> 00:30:11,721 Dance! 633 00:30:11,754 --> 00:30:12,588 Dance! 634 00:30:12,621 --> 00:30:14,056 It's a new dance. It's called the, um... 635 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:16,659 The... the... 636 00:30:16,693 --> 00:30:17,927 -"Rover." -rover! 637 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,096 It's where you... 638 00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:21,230 You get down... 639 00:30:21,263 --> 00:30:22,298 You jump... 640 00:30:22,331 --> 00:30:23,766 You shake, 641 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,867 then you roll. 642 00:30:24,901 --> 00:30:27,203 Jump, shake, roll... 643 00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:28,871 Jump, shake, roll... 644 00:30:28,905 --> 00:30:30,172 Jump, shake, roll... 645 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,208 Jump, shake... 646 00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:34,844 You get the idea. 647 00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:36,746 I don't like to laugh out loud, 648 00:30:36,779 --> 00:30:39,215 because I believe it's a sign of weakness, 649 00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:40,783 but just so you know, 650 00:30:40,817 --> 00:30:43,052 in my head, I am laughing right now. 651 00:30:43,085 --> 00:30:44,420 I am laughing so hard, 652 00:30:44,453 --> 00:30:47,323 I am literally throwing up in my own brain. 653 00:30:47,356 --> 00:30:49,391 Total brain hurl. 654 00:30:50,893 --> 00:30:52,762 Boom. 655 00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:56,365 Okay, let's jet. 656 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:57,333 But I kind of have to-- 657 00:30:57,366 --> 00:30:58,868 hold it. 658 00:31:08,745 --> 00:31:11,748 I guess your dog app doesn't work on girls. 659 00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:13,716 Maybe cause girls aren't dog-like enough. 660 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,117 They're too... 661 00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:16,452 Catty. 662 00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:21,257 But the app definitely works on boys... 663 00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:31,100 Skaters, stop! 664 00:31:37,807 --> 00:31:38,640 Okay, um, um... 665 00:31:38,674 --> 00:31:40,109 Do something else, do something else. 666 00:31:40,142 --> 00:31:41,878 Act like gentlemen. 667 00:31:44,513 --> 00:31:46,883 Madam, mind the puddle. 668 00:31:58,027 --> 00:32:00,029 Thank you. 669 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,103 You video game dudes... 670 00:32:07,136 --> 00:32:10,239 Start doing something good 671 00:32:10,272 --> 00:32:12,208 for your spiritual and physical well-being. 672 00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:15,812 Dudes... 673 00:32:15,845 --> 00:32:17,046 Let's go do some yoga. 674 00:32:20,582 --> 00:32:22,218 Namaste. 675 00:32:24,053 --> 00:32:25,855 Groom yourselves. 676 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,194 What's with our hair? 677 00:32:32,228 --> 00:32:33,830 Why do we smell... 678 00:32:33,863 --> 00:32:36,132 Like we smell? 679 00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,234 I need a hair stylist. 680 00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:39,135 And deodorant. 681 00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:42,171 And a nail clipper with one of those... 682 00:32:43,873 --> 00:32:45,441 Put shirts on! 683 00:32:46,876 --> 00:32:48,911 I'm suddenly a little uncomfortable 684 00:32:48,945 --> 00:32:51,180 being undressed with you guys. 685 00:32:51,213 --> 00:32:52,048 No, why would you do that? 686 00:32:52,081 --> 00:32:54,150 They were perfect the way they were. 687 00:32:54,183 --> 00:32:55,417 Okay, uh... 688 00:32:56,853 --> 00:32:58,554 Take off your shirts again. 689 00:33:00,589 --> 00:33:01,958 Phew! 690 00:33:01,991 --> 00:33:03,125 Dude... 691 00:33:03,159 --> 00:33:05,161 Look at my cannons! 692 00:33:07,596 --> 00:33:10,132 Hey, isn't that the guy from the hall yesterday? 693 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:12,935 Yeah, uh, Charlie wang. 694 00:33:12,969 --> 00:33:14,937 I like him. 695 00:33:14,971 --> 00:33:17,106 But he's a little emotionally closed off, 696 00:33:17,139 --> 00:33:18,407 so... 697 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,575 Hey, Charlie, 698 00:33:19,608 --> 00:33:22,444 be more open and expressive about your feelings to Rachel. 699 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,287 Rachel, 700 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,089 I really want to tell you how I'm feeling. 701 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:39,128 Please, tell me more. 702 00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:44,233 Hey, whoa, stay away from me, you freaky new girl. 703 00:33:46,002 --> 00:33:46,969 Be nice from now on. 704 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:55,111 You're a wonderful person. 705 00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:57,079 If there's anything the trippmeister can do 706 00:33:57,113 --> 00:33:59,581 to help make your transition to our school easier, 707 00:33:59,615 --> 00:34:01,183 don't hesitate to contact the Tripp 708 00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:03,219 via phone, text, or email. 709 00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:04,987 Toodles. 710 00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:09,491 What the heck was up with that? 711 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:11,860 "Toodles?" 712 00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,424 Zoey, hey! 713 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:43,492 You're in U.S. history, right? 714 00:34:43,525 --> 00:34:44,493 Did you get the reading on-- 715 00:34:44,526 --> 00:34:45,361 hey, my playbook! 716 00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:46,395 I've been looking all over 717 00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:47,396 for this! 718 00:34:47,429 --> 00:34:48,497 This season, wow, 719 00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:50,366 we have so many new plays. 720 00:34:50,399 --> 00:34:51,400 Where was I? 721 00:34:51,433 --> 00:34:52,534 Right, burpees! 722 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:54,236 Wait, did I remember to fix that hole in my uniform? 723 00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:55,571 I think so... 724 00:34:55,604 --> 00:34:56,438 Because that would be awkward. 725 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:57,639 Be focused! 726 00:35:09,218 --> 00:35:10,719 This lampshade. 727 00:35:10,752 --> 00:35:13,389 It's so interesting. 728 00:35:13,422 --> 00:35:17,960 Look at that cloth, is that silk or linen? 729 00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:19,495 I could study this for hours. 730 00:35:21,497 --> 00:35:25,167 Would you like some delicious jelly-pickle- 731 00:35:25,201 --> 00:35:27,636 taco-caramel sundae? 732 00:35:29,071 --> 00:35:30,306 Start making less-gross food. 733 00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:34,710 What is this vile substance? 734 00:35:34,743 --> 00:35:35,544 To the kitchen! 735 00:35:35,577 --> 00:35:38,114 I must find some organic vegetables! 736 00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:41,083 All right, sports fans! 737 00:35:41,117 --> 00:35:43,419 Who wants to watch some-- 738 00:35:43,452 --> 00:35:44,553 be quieter. 739 00:35:47,289 --> 00:35:48,490 Football. 740 00:35:50,392 --> 00:35:51,627 Foot. 741 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:52,528 Ball. 742 00:35:55,264 --> 00:35:57,033 Football. 743 00:36:02,304 --> 00:36:04,606 You would have thought a 46-ounce slushie 744 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,575 could have been flushed down the toilet. 745 00:36:06,608 --> 00:36:07,743 Be clean. 746 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,682 Holy moly, it's filthy in here. 747 00:36:13,715 --> 00:36:15,017 Quick! 748 00:36:15,051 --> 00:36:16,218 I need a sponge. 749 00:36:16,252 --> 00:36:17,119 And soap. 750 00:36:17,153 --> 00:36:18,120 And paper towels. 751 00:36:18,154 --> 00:36:19,121 And a power washer. 752 00:36:19,155 --> 00:36:20,089 And... 753 00:36:20,122 --> 00:36:23,125 A chisel! 754 00:36:28,464 --> 00:36:30,432 Out of the way, Humphrey. I've got major cleaning to do. 755 00:36:37,373 --> 00:36:39,441 What a day, hey, Humphrey? 756 00:36:39,475 --> 00:36:42,044 I'm not saying controlling boys with a magic app 757 00:36:42,078 --> 00:36:44,146 is completely ethical, 758 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:46,048 but, I mean, the house is clean, 759 00:36:46,082 --> 00:36:48,217 boys are behaving better, 760 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,585 things aren't nearly as terrible as they were. 761 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:52,654 Then again, I'm talking to a dog, 762 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:54,723 so I might just be losing my mind. 763 00:36:54,756 --> 00:36:56,592 Hey, smartphone. 764 00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:57,693 Fancy seeing you here. 765 00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,097 Uh, hi. 766 00:37:02,464 --> 00:37:03,699 Oh, hello. 767 00:37:03,732 --> 00:37:05,101 What's his name? 768 00:37:05,134 --> 00:37:07,703 Humphrey. 769 00:37:08,804 --> 00:37:12,208 I'm sorry, I didn't peg you for a dog girl. 770 00:37:12,241 --> 00:37:16,145 Well, actually, I wouldn't have pegged myself as a dog girl, 771 00:37:16,178 --> 00:37:17,313 but, um, he needed a walk, 772 00:37:17,346 --> 00:37:18,514 and he's actually 773 00:37:18,547 --> 00:37:20,682 surprisingly good company. 774 00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:23,152 So... 775 00:37:23,185 --> 00:37:24,553 Here you are. 776 00:37:24,586 --> 00:37:26,522 The rebel, 777 00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:28,157 reading alone in the park. 778 00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:29,791 Come on. 779 00:37:29,825 --> 00:37:31,727 Tell me this isn't the most beautiful place 780 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,229 to sit and collect your thoughts. 781 00:37:33,895 --> 00:37:35,364 Yes, it is... 782 00:37:35,397 --> 00:37:36,532 So, what are you reading? 783 00:37:36,565 --> 00:37:38,167 Oh, no, let me guess. 784 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:42,404 Um, "the cool guy's guide to wearing sunglasses inside." 785 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:46,342 Close. 786 00:37:47,343 --> 00:37:49,311 "To kill a mockingbird." 787 00:37:51,247 --> 00:37:52,381 That's, uh... 788 00:37:52,414 --> 00:37:53,849 That's actually my favorite book. 789 00:37:53,882 --> 00:37:55,617 Oh, of course. 790 00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:56,885 A young girl thinks 791 00:37:56,918 --> 00:37:58,520 she has her whole world figured out, 792 00:37:58,554 --> 00:38:01,123 only to realize she had it all wrong. 793 00:38:01,157 --> 00:38:03,592 It's a timeless tale. 794 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:07,496 Well, in my interpretation, 795 00:38:07,529 --> 00:38:10,332 the young girl keeps her humanity and perspective 796 00:38:10,366 --> 00:38:12,268 while the world around her goes crazy. 797 00:38:12,301 --> 00:38:14,303 Hmm. 798 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:17,673 And there's that, too. 799 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:21,577 Well, um... 800 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:22,578 I should probably 801 00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:24,446 get him home now. 802 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,382 I'll see you around. 803 00:38:26,415 --> 00:38:27,483 I'm Zoey, by the way. 804 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:29,885 I'm Jackson. 805 00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:31,620 Have a nice evening, smartphone. 806 00:38:34,290 --> 00:38:35,857 Come on, boy. 807 00:38:35,891 --> 00:38:38,794 Good boy. Good boy. 808 00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:54,643 Hello, I'm mopping here. 809 00:38:55,777 --> 00:38:56,545 Hors d'oeuvres? 810 00:38:56,578 --> 00:38:59,715 All natural, all locally sourced. 811 00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:03,252 Thank you... 812 00:39:03,285 --> 00:39:05,254 Prosciutto. 813 00:39:07,323 --> 00:39:08,424 Hello, darling. 814 00:39:10,526 --> 00:39:11,827 Kalamata. 815 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:13,495 Welcome home. 816 00:39:15,331 --> 00:39:17,233 Try the capicollo. 817 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:19,901 What the...? 818 00:39:25,574 --> 00:39:27,676 Wake up. 819 00:39:27,709 --> 00:39:29,945 Come on. 820 00:39:33,014 --> 00:39:35,651 Nothing. 821 00:39:35,684 --> 00:39:37,353 I got nothing. 822 00:39:53,802 --> 00:39:55,404 This morning's breakfast menu. 823 00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:57,273 Wild salmon florentine 824 00:39:57,306 --> 00:40:00,376 on a bed of sustainably harvested hen eggs, 825 00:40:00,409 --> 00:40:02,844 served with a vine-ripened apple-kiwi salad. 826 00:40:04,346 --> 00:40:06,882 Ah, delightful. 827 00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:08,450 Thank you. 828 00:40:20,829 --> 00:40:21,697 Would you care for a mint? 829 00:40:21,730 --> 00:40:22,798 Oh. 830 00:40:22,831 --> 00:40:24,666 Thank you. 831 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,402 For your grooming pleasure. 832 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,273 Allow me. 833 00:40:31,307 --> 00:40:33,475 Oh, I'm actually not going in there. 834 00:40:35,944 --> 00:40:37,446 Namaste. 835 00:40:37,479 --> 00:40:40,849 Uh, namaste... back 'atcha. 836 00:40:40,882 --> 00:40:42,884 Entrez-vous. 837 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:45,587 I'm not going in there either. 838 00:40:46,855 --> 00:40:47,923 After you. 839 00:40:47,956 --> 00:40:50,326 Nope, I'm just going to stay out here. 840 00:40:50,359 --> 00:40:51,493 But thank you. 841 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:57,699 Hey, how's it going? 842 00:40:57,733 --> 00:40:58,700 Amazing. 843 00:40:58,734 --> 00:41:00,001 Charlie's really opening up 844 00:41:00,035 --> 00:41:01,570 about his feelings. 845 00:41:01,603 --> 00:41:02,571 All of them. 846 00:41:04,706 --> 00:41:06,608 Ooh, that's nice. 847 00:41:06,642 --> 00:41:08,810 He's started expressing his feelings 848 00:41:08,844 --> 00:41:10,479 by hugging me. 849 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:11,747 A lot. 850 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,482 I mean, a lot. 851 00:41:16,618 --> 00:41:18,454 Okay... 852 00:41:18,487 --> 00:41:19,721 Thank you. 853 00:41:20,756 --> 00:41:21,857 Boop! 854 00:41:23,392 --> 00:41:24,159 Okay. Bye. 855 00:41:25,727 --> 00:41:28,630 But overall, it's basically awesome. 856 00:41:28,664 --> 00:41:31,066 I mean, it's relatively overall awesome. 857 00:41:32,601 --> 00:41:34,703 Over there? 858 00:41:34,736 --> 00:41:35,837 That's awesome. 859 00:41:35,871 --> 00:41:37,539 Are those the smelly boys? 860 00:41:37,573 --> 00:41:39,975 Okay, I know this hurts, bro. 861 00:41:40,008 --> 00:41:42,711 But you can't go out in public like this. 862 00:41:42,744 --> 00:41:45,814 You look like someone glued a beaver to your forehead. 863 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:51,052 -Do I? -No. 864 00:41:51,086 --> 00:41:52,754 -I'm not... -You're fine. 865 00:41:52,788 --> 00:41:54,890 -Cool. You're sure? -Yes. 866 00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:01,563 This app... 867 00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:02,931 Is a whole new world. 868 00:42:02,964 --> 00:42:04,400 No more global conflict. 869 00:42:04,433 --> 00:42:07,836 No more toilet seat up, down debates. 870 00:42:07,869 --> 00:42:10,772 Basically, any problems caused by boys, 871 00:42:10,806 --> 00:42:12,574 which is most problems, 872 00:42:12,608 --> 00:42:13,675 can be solved. 873 00:42:15,444 --> 00:42:16,412 See you at dance practice. 874 00:42:16,445 --> 00:42:17,879 Okay, see you. 875 00:42:18,947 --> 00:42:20,148 Oh... 876 00:42:20,181 --> 00:42:21,817 There you are. 877 00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:22,884 Five, six, seven, eight! 878 00:42:45,574 --> 00:42:46,542 Uh, as captain 879 00:42:46,575 --> 00:42:48,777 of the westlake high junior varsity dance squad, 880 00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:50,612 I'd like to officially call to order 881 00:42:50,646 --> 00:42:52,614 the first practice of the season. 882 00:42:52,648 --> 00:42:54,783 And as my first order of business, 883 00:42:54,816 --> 00:42:56,752 I'd like to see if anyone else 884 00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:59,655 wants to be captain. 885 00:43:00,889 --> 00:43:03,425 Any volunteers? 886 00:43:04,693 --> 00:43:05,527 Come on. 887 00:43:05,561 --> 00:43:07,663 You know I can't handle the pressure. 888 00:43:07,696 --> 00:43:08,997 I'm already starting to get 889 00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:10,932 the weird eye twitch thing again. 890 00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:13,168 I nominate Zoey Stevens! 891 00:43:13,201 --> 00:43:14,470 Wait, what? 892 00:43:14,503 --> 00:43:15,837 You're the best dancer in the squad. 893 00:43:15,871 --> 00:43:17,906 Maybe the best dancer in school. 894 00:43:17,939 --> 00:43:19,575 All in favor? 895 00:43:21,643 --> 00:43:22,611 Really? 896 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,145 Please. 897 00:43:26,648 --> 00:43:27,849 Okay, fine. 898 00:43:32,521 --> 00:43:33,489 Uh... 899 00:43:33,522 --> 00:43:34,856 Team... 900 00:43:36,091 --> 00:43:38,794 Okay, look, just because we are junior varsity 901 00:43:38,827 --> 00:43:40,896 does not mean that we are any worse than varsity. 902 00:43:40,929 --> 00:43:42,163 Technically, I think 903 00:43:42,197 --> 00:43:44,966 that's exactly what junior varsity means. 904 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,503 Okay, um... 905 00:43:47,536 --> 00:43:49,805 We all auditioned, at least we made it this far. 906 00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:53,041 You actually don't have to audition for j.V. 907 00:43:54,075 --> 00:43:56,612 Well, at least we all love to dance. 908 00:43:56,645 --> 00:43:57,879 That's something, right? 909 00:43:58,914 --> 00:44:01,483 I'm just here to meet girls. 910 00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:05,854 Yes? 911 00:44:05,887 --> 00:44:08,256 I've been studying the haka, 912 00:44:08,289 --> 00:44:10,826 the traditional dance of the maori peoples. 913 00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:12,127 I was thinking, 914 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,895 perhaps we can incorporate some of it 915 00:44:13,929 --> 00:44:15,263 into our routine? 916 00:44:23,605 --> 00:44:24,773 Uh... 917 00:44:24,806 --> 00:44:29,911 Yean, no, let's definitely put that one in the idea box. 918 00:44:31,312 --> 00:44:34,182 We're just going to keep it there. 919 00:44:35,984 --> 00:44:38,053 Dig it up, drive, shift, 920 00:44:38,086 --> 00:44:39,120 lean with it, 921 00:44:39,154 --> 00:44:40,121 flip the page, 922 00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:41,122 and scoop, 923 00:44:41,156 --> 00:44:42,958 out, close, 924 00:44:42,991 --> 00:44:44,159 and check your shoes... 925 00:44:44,192 --> 00:44:45,727 You guys got it? 926 00:44:45,761 --> 00:44:46,662 Yup. 927 00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:49,130 No. 928 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,799 Five, six, seven, eight. 929 00:44:58,740 --> 00:45:00,208 Wow. 930 00:45:00,241 --> 00:45:02,043 Looking good, guys. 931 00:45:02,077 --> 00:45:03,612 Fantastic. 932 00:45:03,645 --> 00:45:05,246 Not good. Not good at all. 933 00:45:08,717 --> 00:45:10,686 Ow... 934 00:45:29,971 --> 00:45:31,239 From the top, guys. 935 00:45:38,647 --> 00:45:42,083 Listen, I just think if you gave this a chance, 936 00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:44,586 you'd really like it. 937 00:45:45,654 --> 00:45:47,823 All right, all right, idea box, remember? 938 00:45:47,856 --> 00:45:48,924 Okay, we're not gonna do that. 939 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,992 All right, guys, let's get back to work. 940 00:46:07,008 --> 00:46:09,110 Follow my lead. 941 00:46:26,027 --> 00:46:28,029 How did they suddenly become... 942 00:46:28,063 --> 00:46:29,831 Not terrible? 943 00:46:29,865 --> 00:46:32,200 Rodeo, swipe, switch... 944 00:46:32,233 --> 00:46:35,236 And what is she doing with her phone? 945 00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,405 Yeah, she's just, like, talking into it 946 00:46:37,438 --> 00:46:38,373 like it's a... 947 00:46:38,406 --> 00:46:40,676 Phone. 948 00:46:48,016 --> 00:46:49,017 Hold it. 949 00:47:53,982 --> 00:47:55,150 Wow. 950 00:47:55,183 --> 00:47:56,785 We're good. 951 00:47:56,818 --> 00:47:57,953 We're, like... 952 00:47:57,986 --> 00:47:59,020 As good as they are. 953 00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,129 So, let me get this straight. 954 00:48:08,163 --> 00:48:09,965 You think the j.V. Squad 955 00:48:09,998 --> 00:48:12,200 is actually better than the varsity squad? 956 00:48:12,233 --> 00:48:13,835 And that we should get a shot 957 00:48:13,869 --> 00:48:15,804 at being the school's main dance team, 958 00:48:15,837 --> 00:48:17,172 the one that represents our school at state. 959 00:48:17,205 --> 00:48:18,740 I'm confused. 960 00:48:18,774 --> 00:48:19,941 Why is the j.V. Squad better? 961 00:48:19,975 --> 00:48:21,009 Why didn't you just dump 962 00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:23,278 all the, you know, dance-challenged kids on j.V., 963 00:48:23,311 --> 00:48:24,279 like other sports do? 964 00:48:24,312 --> 00:48:26,114 That's exactly what we did. 965 00:48:26,147 --> 00:48:27,816 Look, I believe 966 00:48:27,849 --> 00:48:29,885 there may have been some... 967 00:48:29,918 --> 00:48:32,888 Institutional bias 968 00:48:32,921 --> 00:48:34,022 in the team selection process. 969 00:48:34,055 --> 00:48:36,057 Look, I'm just proposing 970 00:48:36,091 --> 00:48:37,058 a dance-off, 971 00:48:37,092 --> 00:48:38,059 okay? 972 00:48:38,093 --> 00:48:40,328 A fair contest to see who's really the best. 973 00:48:40,361 --> 00:48:42,297 Hey, I told you boys, 974 00:48:42,330 --> 00:48:43,264 no candles in the hall! 975 00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:44,299 It's a fire hazard! 976 00:48:44,332 --> 00:48:45,834 And no incense either! 977 00:48:45,867 --> 00:48:46,902 You get those out of here, 978 00:48:46,935 --> 00:48:48,937 or you'll be downward dogging in Saturday detention! 979 00:48:48,970 --> 00:48:50,872 A dance-off sounds fair enough. 980 00:48:50,906 --> 00:48:51,873 What! 981 00:48:51,907 --> 00:48:52,974 No, okay. 982 00:48:53,008 --> 00:48:54,843 This is ludicrous. 983 00:48:54,876 --> 00:48:56,277 The spirit committee is looking for a halftime act 984 00:48:56,311 --> 00:48:57,979 for the first basketball game of the season. 985 00:48:58,013 --> 00:48:58,847 We could do it then. 986 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,348 We can get one of those applause meters 987 00:49:00,381 --> 00:49:02,417 that measures crowd noise. 988 00:49:02,450 --> 00:49:04,152 I've always wanted to use one of those. 989 00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:05,386 Yay! Sounds perfect. 990 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:06,487 What? 991 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:07,989 No, it doesn't! 992 00:49:08,023 --> 00:49:08,990 It's settled. 993 00:49:09,024 --> 00:49:10,325 Dance-off. 994 00:49:10,358 --> 00:49:11,326 Ooh. 995 00:49:19,835 --> 00:49:21,236 May the best squad win. 996 00:49:21,269 --> 00:49:23,338 Oh, we will. 997 00:49:23,371 --> 00:49:24,505 You and your little pack 998 00:49:24,539 --> 00:49:25,807 of suddenly highly-skilled 999 00:49:25,841 --> 00:49:27,275 j.v. Mutant dance dorks... 1000 00:49:27,308 --> 00:49:28,276 Are going down. 1001 00:49:28,309 --> 00:49:29,510 Hey... 1002 00:49:29,544 --> 00:49:30,979 Just the person I was looking for. 1003 00:49:31,012 --> 00:49:32,881 Hi. You were... 1004 00:49:32,914 --> 00:49:33,882 You were looking for me? 1005 00:49:33,915 --> 00:49:35,283 Oh, sorry, no. 1006 00:49:35,316 --> 00:49:36,484 Not you, her. 1007 00:49:36,517 --> 00:49:37,518 Hey. 1008 00:49:37,552 --> 00:49:39,254 Hey. 1009 00:49:40,621 --> 00:49:41,990 Hey. 1010 00:49:42,023 --> 00:49:45,060 What is happening to the universe? 1011 00:49:45,093 --> 00:49:47,028 The j.V. Squad doesn't stink. 1012 00:49:47,062 --> 00:49:48,063 The new girl 1013 00:49:48,096 --> 00:49:49,130 is stealing my boyfriend. 1014 00:49:49,164 --> 00:49:50,165 Everything is upside down. 1015 00:49:50,198 --> 00:49:52,267 It's like... Australia! 1016 00:49:59,607 --> 00:50:01,442 "Boyfriend?" 1017 00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,544 Uh... are you two dating? 1018 00:50:03,578 --> 00:50:04,612 Oh, no, no, no. 1019 00:50:04,645 --> 00:50:05,613 I mean, we were. 1020 00:50:05,646 --> 00:50:07,883 We used to be, but it's, uh... 1021 00:50:07,916 --> 00:50:09,450 Very over. 1022 00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:10,585 Although I'm not sure 1023 00:50:10,618 --> 00:50:12,120 Taylor's quite come to terms 1024 00:50:12,153 --> 00:50:13,521 with that fact. 1025 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:18,359 Uh, there's something I wanted to say-- 1026 00:50:18,393 --> 00:50:20,261 um... 1027 00:50:20,295 --> 00:50:22,497 I was wondering if maybe you, uh... 1028 00:50:22,530 --> 00:50:24,332 You wanted to hang out sometime. 1029 00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:28,603 Um... hang out? 1030 00:50:28,636 --> 00:50:29,404 Yeah. 1031 00:50:29,437 --> 00:50:31,239 You know, like, if you wanted to. 1032 00:50:31,272 --> 00:50:32,140 I mean, it's no big deal. 1033 00:50:32,173 --> 00:50:33,274 We could just, uh... 1034 00:50:33,308 --> 00:50:34,542 Do something chill. 1035 00:50:35,643 --> 00:50:37,112 I'm gonna be at the pitstop diner tonight 1036 00:50:37,145 --> 00:50:38,613 if you're free. 1037 00:50:38,646 --> 00:50:39,614 I could pick you up. 1038 00:50:39,647 --> 00:50:40,982 Oh, no. 1039 00:50:41,016 --> 00:50:43,084 I mean, sure. 1040 00:50:43,118 --> 00:50:45,954 But, no, 'cause... 1041 00:50:45,987 --> 00:50:47,155 Um, I'll just meet you there. 1042 00:50:49,057 --> 00:50:50,658 So we can hang out... 1043 00:50:50,691 --> 00:50:53,261 And do something chill. 1044 00:50:53,294 --> 00:50:54,295 Okay. 1045 00:51:03,604 --> 00:51:05,040 Jackson Kale! 1046 00:51:05,073 --> 00:51:06,441 He asked you out?! 1047 00:51:06,474 --> 00:51:07,375 Sorry. 1048 00:51:07,408 --> 00:51:08,543 He asked you out? 1049 00:51:08,576 --> 00:51:11,246 Well, I'm not really sure. 1050 00:51:11,279 --> 00:51:13,681 Um, his exact words were "hang out." 1051 00:51:13,714 --> 00:51:15,316 Is that a date? 1052 00:51:16,317 --> 00:51:17,252 Could go either way. 1053 00:51:17,285 --> 00:51:18,519 Bring it in, guys, bring it in. 1054 00:51:18,553 --> 00:51:20,355 Stay sharp, boys. 1055 00:51:20,388 --> 00:51:23,324 Mix it up. 1056 00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:27,996 Guys, have you seen this net? 1057 00:51:28,029 --> 00:51:29,664 There's so many knots. 1058 00:51:29,697 --> 00:51:31,566 It's so intricate. 1059 00:51:31,599 --> 00:51:32,667 Stay sharp, guys. 1060 00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:34,535 Mix it up. 1061 00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:35,503 Pick and roll. 1062 00:51:35,536 --> 00:51:38,273 Time out, time out. 1063 00:51:38,306 --> 00:51:39,607 Sorry, coach? What? 1064 00:51:44,379 --> 00:51:46,114 Do that. 1065 00:51:52,253 --> 00:51:54,155 Here you go, little competitor. 1066 00:51:55,156 --> 00:51:56,224 The Tripp wants you to have that. 1067 00:51:56,257 --> 00:51:57,225 But... 1068 00:51:57,258 --> 00:51:58,226 He's on the... 1069 00:51:58,259 --> 00:51:59,360 I'm playing against you. 1070 00:51:59,394 --> 00:52:02,430 The Tripp realizes that, but still wants you to have it. 1071 00:52:02,463 --> 00:52:03,398 Tripp... 1072 00:52:03,431 --> 00:52:04,432 What is wrong with you? 1073 00:52:04,465 --> 00:52:06,601 Maybe it's some kind of breakdown. 1074 00:52:06,634 --> 00:52:08,169 Maybe from stress. 1075 00:52:08,203 --> 00:52:10,738 The Tripp is worried about himself. 1076 00:52:10,771 --> 00:52:12,507 You enjoy that. 1077 00:52:13,374 --> 00:52:14,509 What is happening to my team? 1078 00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:17,145 Come on, guys, get it together. 1079 00:52:18,179 --> 00:52:19,747 So... 1080 00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:22,617 You know how in the movies, when people get magic powers, 1081 00:52:22,650 --> 00:52:24,685 and it all ends up going wrong? 1082 00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,155 Like you end up turning into a werewolf, 1083 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:28,156 or traveling back in time, 1084 00:52:28,189 --> 00:52:29,157 and stopping your dad from meeting your mom, 1085 00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:32,527 and accidentally erasing yourself from existence? 1086 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,297 Do you think that maybe could happen to us? 1087 00:52:38,499 --> 00:52:40,035 No. No... 1088 00:52:40,068 --> 00:52:43,204 I mean, we just made a few little... 1089 00:52:43,238 --> 00:52:45,406 Improvements... 1090 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,774 To our world. 1091 00:52:46,807 --> 00:52:48,343 Yeah. 1092 00:52:48,376 --> 00:52:50,578 It's completely under control. 1093 00:52:50,611 --> 00:52:51,479 Good job! 1094 00:52:51,512 --> 00:52:54,315 Nice pass. Good job. 1095 00:52:54,349 --> 00:52:57,085 Besides, in those movies, 1096 00:52:57,118 --> 00:52:58,719 who were the main characters who messed everything up? 1097 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:00,555 Boys. 1098 00:53:00,588 --> 00:53:01,722 Exactly. 1099 00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:06,394 Well, I will say one thing. 1100 00:53:06,427 --> 00:53:08,563 My life has definitely pivoted to the more excellent 1101 00:53:08,596 --> 00:53:09,764 since you came to the school. 1102 00:53:27,282 --> 00:53:29,350 Ah, sorry, man, checkmate. 1103 00:53:30,385 --> 00:53:31,386 What? No! 1104 00:53:34,422 --> 00:53:36,691 Hey. 1105 00:53:36,724 --> 00:53:37,792 You look great. 1106 00:53:37,825 --> 00:53:38,626 Oh, thanks. 1107 00:53:38,659 --> 00:53:40,261 Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 1108 00:53:40,295 --> 00:53:41,229 No, no, it's all good. 1109 00:53:41,262 --> 00:53:43,831 I was just killing time till you showed up. 1110 00:53:43,864 --> 00:53:45,633 Do you want to sit? 1111 00:53:47,602 --> 00:53:49,437 The club meets here, instead of on campus. 1112 00:53:49,470 --> 00:53:50,838 Less likelihood of meathead jocks 1113 00:53:50,871 --> 00:53:53,541 sticking pawns up their noses. 1114 00:53:53,574 --> 00:53:54,709 What? 1115 00:53:54,742 --> 00:53:55,710 You look surprised. 1116 00:53:55,743 --> 00:53:56,677 No, it's just 1117 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,580 that I probably would have put you in the... 1118 00:53:59,614 --> 00:54:01,516 In the reading alone in the park club, 1119 00:54:01,549 --> 00:54:04,085 with a membership of exactly one. 1120 00:54:04,119 --> 00:54:06,321 Yeah, well, I like the chess club. 1121 00:54:06,354 --> 00:54:07,755 They're good dudes. 1122 00:54:07,788 --> 00:54:09,290 I feel at home with them, you know? 1123 00:54:09,324 --> 00:54:10,358 It's also fun, 1124 00:54:10,391 --> 00:54:13,461 because I can pretty much deliver a chess beatdown 1125 00:54:13,494 --> 00:54:14,529 on any one of them. 1126 00:54:15,563 --> 00:54:17,832 Why do all boys do that? Everything is a sport. 1127 00:54:17,865 --> 00:54:18,999 It's like 1128 00:54:19,033 --> 00:54:21,136 you have to pretend to be competitive with each other 1129 00:54:21,169 --> 00:54:23,604 as an excuse to enjoy each other's company. 1130 00:54:23,638 --> 00:54:25,473 Oh, unlike girls, 1131 00:54:25,506 --> 00:54:27,475 who pretend to enjoy each other's company 1132 00:54:27,508 --> 00:54:29,210 as an excuse to be competitive with each other? 1133 00:54:29,244 --> 00:54:31,579 What? No, that is... 1134 00:54:31,612 --> 00:54:32,880 What? 1135 00:54:32,913 --> 00:54:34,682 That's completely... 1136 00:54:34,715 --> 00:54:36,151 Oh, come on, 1137 00:54:36,184 --> 00:54:37,318 is that all you got? 1138 00:54:37,352 --> 00:54:38,753 Did I just render you speechless? 1139 00:54:40,555 --> 00:54:43,324 Okay, I have been speechless before. 1140 00:54:43,358 --> 00:54:44,425 Once. 1141 00:54:44,459 --> 00:54:46,461 In ninth grade. 1142 00:54:46,494 --> 00:54:48,796 When I had my wisdom teeth pulled 1143 00:54:48,829 --> 00:54:50,898 and it physically hurt to open my mouth. 1144 00:55:01,576 --> 00:55:02,877 So... 1145 00:55:02,910 --> 00:55:04,912 What to order? 1146 00:55:04,945 --> 00:55:06,314 Don't want something too messy, 1147 00:55:06,347 --> 00:55:08,316 so the fiesta salad is probably out... 1148 00:55:08,349 --> 00:55:10,718 You know, the first date conundrum. 1149 00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:18,326 Not that this is a date, officially. 1150 00:55:18,359 --> 00:55:19,727 It's just us hanging out. 1151 00:55:20,895 --> 00:55:22,730 Apres-chess. 1152 00:55:22,763 --> 00:55:25,666 Kind of a date-optional... 1153 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,768 Sort of deal... 1154 00:55:30,238 --> 00:55:31,772 Wow, the omelette looks good. 1155 00:55:31,806 --> 00:55:33,474 Maybe with fries. 1156 00:55:33,508 --> 00:55:34,875 It's not too messy. 1157 00:55:36,977 --> 00:55:39,747 I will be right back. 1158 00:55:41,749 --> 00:55:42,750 Okay. 1159 00:55:50,891 --> 00:55:53,761 Hey, Zoey, how's your date going? 1160 00:55:53,794 --> 00:55:55,396 I'm a mess out there. 1161 00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:56,764 I haven't really been on very many dates, 1162 00:55:56,797 --> 00:55:58,399 and I have no idea what I'm doing. 1163 00:55:58,433 --> 00:55:59,867 And I'm really over-dressed. 1164 00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:00,735 Wow. 1165 00:56:00,768 --> 00:56:03,371 I have no idea either. 1166 00:56:03,404 --> 00:56:05,606 I've never been on a date before. 1167 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,743 Boys just started talking to me for the first time yesterday. 1168 00:56:08,776 --> 00:56:10,978 I don't know how to get a boy to like you. 1169 00:56:11,011 --> 00:56:14,415 What do boys even like? 1170 00:56:14,449 --> 00:56:15,916 Competition. 1171 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,952 Yeah, they do like that. 1172 00:56:17,985 --> 00:56:19,220 I gotta go. 1173 00:56:21,522 --> 00:56:22,423 Hey. 1174 00:56:22,457 --> 00:56:23,358 Uh... 1175 00:56:23,391 --> 00:56:24,459 Flirt with me. 1176 00:56:33,601 --> 00:56:34,969 Sorry about that. 1177 00:56:35,002 --> 00:56:36,637 Excuse me. 1178 00:56:36,671 --> 00:56:39,574 I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are. 1179 00:56:40,575 --> 00:56:42,643 Really? Thank you. 1180 00:56:42,677 --> 00:56:43,911 That is very sweet of you. 1181 00:56:43,944 --> 00:56:44,945 Those eyes... 1182 00:56:44,979 --> 00:56:47,515 Was your dad a thief? 1183 00:56:47,548 --> 00:56:48,549 Because he must have stolen the stars 1184 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:50,885 to make those little gems. 1185 00:56:50,918 --> 00:56:51,852 What's your name? 1186 00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:53,788 My name is Zoey. 1187 00:56:53,821 --> 00:56:56,324 That is the most beautiful name ever. 1188 00:56:56,357 --> 00:56:57,425 Zoey... 1189 00:56:57,458 --> 00:56:58,793 It rolls off the lips 1190 00:56:58,826 --> 00:57:00,628 like... like honey. 1191 00:57:00,661 --> 00:57:03,498 Are you here with this fine lady? 1192 00:57:03,531 --> 00:57:04,832 She's magnificent, isn't she? 1193 00:57:04,865 --> 00:57:06,701 Yeah, sure, I'm here with this... 1194 00:57:06,734 --> 00:57:09,036 Magnificent, honey-like gem... 1195 00:57:09,069 --> 00:57:10,771 You know, if he doesn't understand 1196 00:57:10,805 --> 00:57:12,039 what a catch you are, 1197 00:57:12,072 --> 00:57:13,274 perhaps you and I... 1198 00:57:13,308 --> 00:57:14,309 No, thank you. 1199 00:57:14,342 --> 00:57:16,411 I think my date gets the idea. 1200 00:57:16,444 --> 00:57:17,878 Wow. 1201 00:57:25,853 --> 00:57:27,988 Guys, it's one eyebrow. 1202 00:57:28,022 --> 00:57:29,524 It's the... 1203 00:57:29,557 --> 00:57:30,625 Not both. 1204 00:57:30,658 --> 00:57:31,659 Just the one. 1205 00:57:34,061 --> 00:57:35,830 That was weird, 1206 00:57:35,863 --> 00:57:37,832 what happened at the diner. 1207 00:57:37,865 --> 00:57:39,734 I have no idea what happened there. 1208 00:57:39,767 --> 00:57:41,001 No idea. 1209 00:57:41,035 --> 00:57:43,838 Hey, well, it's not your fault 1210 00:57:43,871 --> 00:57:45,840 boys find you irresistible. 1211 00:57:48,108 --> 00:57:49,910 Um, this is me. 1212 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,649 Oh, right. 1213 00:57:54,682 --> 00:57:56,384 Thanks... 1214 00:57:56,417 --> 00:57:57,852 For that. 1215 00:57:59,554 --> 00:58:03,057 I had a good time tonight. 1216 00:58:04,525 --> 00:58:06,060 I did too, smartphone. 1217 00:58:19,139 --> 00:58:21,041 I should get going. 1218 00:58:23,511 --> 00:58:25,380 I'll see you at school? 1219 00:58:25,413 --> 00:58:27,348 Uh, yeah. 1220 00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:29,016 Sure. 1221 00:58:53,941 --> 00:58:55,976 Thank you. 1222 00:59:00,815 --> 00:59:02,517 Can I ask you something? 1223 00:59:02,550 --> 00:59:04,919 You have my undivided attention. 1224 00:59:04,952 --> 00:59:05,853 I mean, really. 1225 00:59:05,886 --> 00:59:07,955 It's impossible to divide my attention. 1226 00:59:09,790 --> 00:59:13,594 Let's say you went out with someone... 1227 00:59:13,628 --> 00:59:15,430 Oh, you had a date tonight? 1228 00:59:15,463 --> 00:59:18,766 Uh, I'm not really sure you could call it that. 1229 00:59:18,799 --> 00:59:21,068 The guy's a little... 1230 00:59:21,101 --> 00:59:23,471 Confusing. 1231 00:59:23,504 --> 00:59:24,739 Hmm. 1232 00:59:24,772 --> 00:59:27,808 Well, in my limited experiences, 1233 00:59:27,842 --> 00:59:30,678 boys are confusing 1234 00:59:30,711 --> 00:59:32,913 usually when we're confused ourselves. 1235 00:59:34,181 --> 00:59:35,683 Usually by a girl. 1236 00:59:37,151 --> 00:59:39,520 Okay, but I have a right to be confusing. 1237 00:59:39,554 --> 00:59:41,756 A new house, a new school, all of you guys. 1238 00:59:41,789 --> 00:59:44,659 It's all just, it's very stressful. 1239 00:59:44,692 --> 00:59:47,495 Hey, we've had to adjust to a new sister. 1240 00:59:49,063 --> 00:59:51,031 Look, boys are no different from girls. 1241 00:59:51,065 --> 00:59:51,832 At the end of the day, 1242 00:59:51,866 --> 00:59:54,902 we're all stress-cases sometimes. 1243 00:59:54,935 --> 00:59:56,571 You? 1244 00:59:56,604 --> 00:59:59,640 You really think that I don't worry? 1245 00:59:59,674 --> 01:00:01,041 I worry all the time. 1246 01:00:01,075 --> 01:00:02,009 It's all I do. 1247 01:00:02,042 --> 01:00:04,712 I worry about not disappointing the team, 1248 01:00:04,745 --> 01:00:05,813 not letting down my dad, 1249 01:00:05,846 --> 01:00:07,147 not getting into college. 1250 01:00:07,181 --> 01:00:10,117 I mean, scouts are starting to watch me now. 1251 01:00:10,150 --> 01:00:11,452 Why do you think I'm always 1252 01:00:11,486 --> 01:00:12,887 rushing around everywhere? 1253 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:17,157 Well, not that I'm really rushing around much anymore. 1254 01:00:17,191 --> 01:00:19,460 Look, my point is, 1255 01:00:19,494 --> 01:00:20,995 this guy? 1256 01:00:21,028 --> 01:00:24,865 Maybe try and relax and cut him some slack, huh? 1257 01:00:24,899 --> 01:00:28,235 Boys can be a pain, but we come around. 1258 01:00:28,268 --> 01:00:30,805 Eventually. 1259 01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:34,709 Thanks, Adam. 1260 01:00:34,742 --> 01:00:36,477 Good night. 1261 01:00:37,912 --> 01:00:40,214 Hey, Zoey. 1262 01:00:40,247 --> 01:00:44,251 Having a new sister is a big deal, but... 1263 01:00:44,284 --> 01:00:47,121 It hasn't been all bad. 1264 01:00:55,029 --> 01:00:57,898 I know you're back there, dirt. 1265 01:00:57,932 --> 01:00:58,899 Being dirty. 1266 01:00:58,933 --> 01:01:00,501 Having a little dirt party. 1267 01:01:00,535 --> 01:01:02,069 But I'm coming for you. 1268 01:01:02,102 --> 01:01:04,539 Say hello to my little friend, 1269 01:01:04,572 --> 01:01:05,873 Mr. Vacuum. 1270 01:01:07,575 --> 01:01:10,210 Hey, ratatouille time. 1271 01:01:10,244 --> 01:01:11,879 Dude, how can I cook 1272 01:01:11,912 --> 01:01:13,681 when you are always cleaning? 1273 01:01:13,714 --> 01:01:16,551 How can I clean if you're always cooking? 1274 01:01:19,987 --> 01:01:21,088 Hey, Zoey. 1275 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:26,994 I... 1276 01:01:27,027 --> 01:01:28,495 Have something for you. 1277 01:01:33,601 --> 01:01:34,635 You fixed it? 1278 01:01:34,669 --> 01:01:36,671 Yeah, it looked like 1279 01:01:36,704 --> 01:01:39,006 it needed a little t.L.C., 1280 01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:40,841 so a little epoxy, some screws, 1281 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:43,010 and voila. 1282 01:01:44,144 --> 01:01:46,614 The boys all helped out. 1283 01:01:46,647 --> 01:01:48,082 Adam held that glue joint together 1284 01:01:48,115 --> 01:01:50,317 for, like, five hours. 1285 01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:53,554 I mean, he was focused. 1286 01:01:57,357 --> 01:02:01,228 Is it okay? 1287 01:02:03,798 --> 01:02:06,734 It's amazing. 1288 01:02:06,767 --> 01:02:08,703 Thank you, Ted. 1289 01:02:11,839 --> 01:02:13,273 A pleasure. 1290 01:02:13,307 --> 01:02:14,675 Oh, hey. 1291 01:02:14,709 --> 01:02:16,143 Listen, you'd better get some sleep, 1292 01:02:16,176 --> 01:02:17,912 'cause you've got that big dance-off 1293 01:02:17,945 --> 01:02:20,014 at the game tomorrow, so... 1294 01:02:42,803 --> 01:02:46,340 Maybe I misjudged these guys. 1295 01:02:46,373 --> 01:02:48,909 Maybe they're okay... 1296 01:02:49,877 --> 01:02:50,678 Or maybe they're just okay 1297 01:02:50,711 --> 01:02:54,048 because I commanded them to be okay. 1298 01:02:55,349 --> 01:02:57,251 I don't know, Humphrey. 1299 01:02:57,284 --> 01:02:58,686 Maybe tomorrow, 1300 01:02:58,719 --> 01:03:02,356 I could use the phone to dial it back, and... 1301 01:03:02,389 --> 01:03:05,726 Give the guys a slightly longer leash. 1302 01:03:17,437 --> 01:03:19,073 I'm late. 1303 01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:24,879 There are so many ingredients in toothpaste. 1304 01:03:24,912 --> 01:03:26,914 "Hydrated silica." 1305 01:03:26,947 --> 01:03:28,315 Now, what is that? 1306 01:03:28,348 --> 01:03:30,250 How is that different from regular silica? 1307 01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:31,952 Just hurry up! 1308 01:03:33,387 --> 01:03:35,089 I gotta move! 1309 01:03:42,362 --> 01:03:43,798 Watch out, Zoey! I gotta move, gotta move! 1310 01:03:43,831 --> 01:03:45,065 Careful! 1311 01:03:45,099 --> 01:03:47,234 I just waxed the stairs! 1312 01:03:56,343 --> 01:03:57,344 I'm okay! 1313 01:03:57,377 --> 01:03:58,345 I'm good! 1314 01:03:58,378 --> 01:03:59,413 I gotta run! 1315 01:04:01,081 --> 01:04:02,049 Hey, good morning! 1316 01:04:02,082 --> 01:04:04,852 I'm baking some high-omega flaxseed oat bread 1317 01:04:04,885 --> 01:04:06,253 and it expanded more than I thought. 1318 01:04:06,286 --> 01:04:09,023 No! I just cleaned this kitchen! 1319 01:04:17,231 --> 01:04:19,133 I got you! 1320 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,034 Out of my way! 1321 01:04:20,067 --> 01:04:21,068 I gotta run! 1322 01:04:22,069 --> 01:04:23,971 Things are getting seriously crazy. 1323 01:04:24,004 --> 01:04:25,706 The videogamers and the ogres 1324 01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:27,374 are in a yoga-grooming turf war. 1325 01:04:27,407 --> 01:04:29,076 Get your yoga mats out of here, 1326 01:04:29,109 --> 01:04:30,945 this is our bleaching station! 1327 01:04:35,182 --> 01:04:36,851 Oh, yeah, Rachel, 1328 01:04:36,884 --> 01:04:38,819 I feel so close to you right now. 1329 01:04:38,853 --> 01:04:40,454 You've gotta fix this. 1330 01:04:41,388 --> 01:04:43,057 Um, okay, uh... 1331 01:04:43,090 --> 01:04:44,358 Stop hugging Rachel. 1332 01:04:48,495 --> 01:04:50,264 Okay... 1333 01:04:51,531 --> 01:04:52,800 Coming through! 1334 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,102 Thank you! Sorry! 1335 01:04:55,135 --> 01:04:57,004 If I didn't believe in mindful benevolence, 1336 01:04:57,037 --> 01:04:58,138 my chakras would be 1337 01:04:58,172 --> 01:04:59,874 in a serious karmic tizzy right now. 1338 01:04:59,907 --> 01:05:02,342 And if I wasn't worried about messing up my hair, 1339 01:05:02,376 --> 01:05:03,343 I'd open up a serious can 1340 01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,179 of hydrating facial moisturizer 1341 01:05:05,212 --> 01:05:06,313 on your face! 1342 01:05:07,848 --> 01:05:08,916 I need all of you guys to stop! 1343 01:05:16,023 --> 01:05:18,325 Oh, uh... 1344 01:05:22,096 --> 01:05:25,032 Yeah, this might not be better. 1345 01:05:25,065 --> 01:05:26,066 Yeah... 1346 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:28,102 Um... 1347 01:05:28,135 --> 01:05:29,804 Go again. 1348 01:05:34,975 --> 01:05:36,777 Did you feel that? 1349 01:05:36,811 --> 01:05:37,778 Totally. 1350 01:05:37,812 --> 01:05:38,512 Outta my way, I gotta run! 1351 01:05:38,545 --> 01:05:39,479 Oh, Adam, slow down! 1352 01:05:44,251 --> 01:05:46,253 What is happening to me? 1353 01:05:46,286 --> 01:05:49,223 This is so not good. 1354 01:05:49,256 --> 01:05:50,024 What's happening? 1355 01:05:50,057 --> 01:05:51,558 This is completely unacceptable. 1356 01:05:51,591 --> 01:05:52,993 Guys, come on. 1357 01:05:53,027 --> 01:05:54,929 Group hug. 1358 01:05:57,898 --> 01:05:58,999 Oh, by the way, 1359 01:05:59,033 --> 01:06:01,001 have you talked to the guys on the squad? 1360 01:06:01,035 --> 01:06:03,570 "We hereby officially... 1361 01:06:03,603 --> 01:06:05,005 Resin?" 1362 01:06:05,039 --> 01:06:07,207 I told you there was a "g" in "resign." 1363 01:06:07,241 --> 01:06:09,143 Wait, you guys are quitting? 1364 01:06:09,176 --> 01:06:11,478 I just don't think dance is my jam. 1365 01:06:11,511 --> 01:06:12,479 It's too mechanical. 1366 01:06:12,512 --> 01:06:14,314 My artistic vision has been totally squashed. 1367 01:06:14,348 --> 01:06:17,017 This is way more intense than I expected. 1368 01:06:17,051 --> 01:06:18,085 Frankly, I'd rather take my chances 1369 01:06:18,118 --> 01:06:19,186 in regular p.E. 1370 01:06:19,219 --> 01:06:20,154 No! 1371 01:06:20,187 --> 01:06:23,290 The dance-off is today. You guys can't quit. 1372 01:06:23,323 --> 01:06:24,591 I do not accept your resignations. 1373 01:06:24,624 --> 01:06:26,260 You made a commitment. 1374 01:06:26,293 --> 01:06:27,127 Now, let's line up! 1375 01:06:28,228 --> 01:06:29,196 Five, six, 1376 01:06:29,229 --> 01:06:30,164 seven, eight. 1377 01:06:43,610 --> 01:06:45,913 Something's off. 1378 01:06:45,946 --> 01:06:47,114 It's like their feet are into it, 1379 01:06:47,147 --> 01:06:48,448 but their hearts aren't. 1380 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:50,484 Yeah, something's a little funky. 1381 01:06:50,517 --> 01:06:51,485 And I don't mean good-funky, 1382 01:06:51,518 --> 01:06:52,452 like disco music. 1383 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:53,587 I mean bad-funky, like... 1384 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:56,090 Old cream cheese. 1385 01:06:56,123 --> 01:06:57,424 That's an understatement. 1386 01:06:58,926 --> 01:07:00,294 If I were in any way your friend, 1387 01:07:00,327 --> 01:07:02,096 I'd suggest you quit now, 1388 01:07:02,129 --> 01:07:05,132 before these weirdo robot-zombies 1389 01:07:05,165 --> 01:07:06,233 completely humiliate you, 1390 01:07:06,266 --> 01:07:07,401 but since I'm not... 1391 01:07:07,434 --> 01:07:08,602 Good luck tonight! 1392 01:07:14,341 --> 01:07:16,010 She's right. 1393 01:07:16,043 --> 01:07:17,211 Yeah, she is. 1394 01:07:17,244 --> 01:07:19,246 Positions! 1395 01:07:19,279 --> 01:07:20,414 Maybe we should-- 1396 01:07:20,447 --> 01:07:21,615 she's got us beat. 1397 01:07:27,421 --> 01:07:29,189 And I refuse to accept that. 1398 01:07:35,462 --> 01:07:38,298 Completely confuse your left from your right. 1399 01:07:39,366 --> 01:07:40,667 Really? 1400 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:42,069 Did you just-- 1401 01:07:43,703 --> 01:07:45,639 what are you doing! 1402 01:07:45,672 --> 01:07:47,074 What are you doing? 1403 01:07:47,107 --> 01:07:48,075 No, it's left, then right! 1404 01:07:48,108 --> 01:07:49,243 No, no, your other right! 1405 01:07:49,276 --> 01:07:50,277 Right, then left-- 1406 01:07:50,310 --> 01:07:51,445 no! 1407 01:07:51,478 --> 01:07:53,447 Ow. 1408 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,549 Who looks ridiculous now? 1409 01:07:55,582 --> 01:07:58,585 At least my squad can tell their left from their right. 1410 01:07:58,618 --> 01:08:02,356 They're not a bunch of freaks bouncing around like... 1411 01:08:02,389 --> 01:08:03,590 Well, a pack of dogs, 1412 01:08:03,623 --> 01:08:04,458 but... 1413 01:08:04,491 --> 01:08:08,095 Maybe that's the squad you belong on. 1414 01:08:23,143 --> 01:08:25,212 Okay, Jackson, wait. 1415 01:08:25,245 --> 01:08:26,546 Sorry, smartphone, I gotta go. 1416 01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:28,082 What happened in there, that was just-- 1417 01:08:28,115 --> 01:08:29,616 that's your business, okay? 1418 01:08:29,649 --> 01:08:31,085 I've got nothing to say. 1419 01:08:31,118 --> 01:08:32,286 But she deserved it. 1420 01:08:32,319 --> 01:08:33,653 She's a terrible person, we both know that. 1421 01:08:33,687 --> 01:08:35,389 I know exactly what kind of person she is. 1422 01:08:35,422 --> 01:08:37,491 What I don't know is the kind of person you are. 1423 01:08:37,524 --> 01:08:39,593 I mean, usually, you're pretty chill, 1424 01:08:39,626 --> 01:08:42,196 but you just treated them exactly how she does. 1425 01:08:42,229 --> 01:08:43,030 And what about you? 1426 01:08:43,063 --> 01:08:44,531 I mean, one second, you are nice, 1427 01:08:44,564 --> 01:08:45,665 and then you're ice cold. 1428 01:08:45,699 --> 01:08:46,533 Really? 1429 01:08:46,566 --> 01:08:48,435 You really think I'm the confusing one? 1430 01:08:48,468 --> 01:08:50,137 Yeah, I do. 1431 01:08:50,170 --> 01:08:51,071 I find that surprising. 1432 01:08:51,105 --> 01:08:53,307 You know, I've always considered myself 1433 01:08:53,340 --> 01:08:56,210 to be a pretty straightforward and honest kind of guy. 1434 01:08:56,243 --> 01:08:57,211 Then how come you can't just be honest? 1435 01:08:57,244 --> 01:08:58,212 About what? 1436 01:08:58,245 --> 01:08:59,246 About how you feel! 1437 01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:00,647 Honestly, I don't know how I feel. 1438 01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:01,648 Well then, 1439 01:09:01,681 --> 01:09:02,649 just kiss me. 1440 01:09:13,427 --> 01:09:15,395 Um... 1441 01:09:15,429 --> 01:09:16,696 That was... 1442 01:09:16,730 --> 01:09:19,266 I don't... know why I did that. 1443 01:09:19,299 --> 01:09:20,767 That... 1444 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,536 That wasn't the way I wanted that to go. 1445 01:09:22,569 --> 01:09:23,570 I'm... 1446 01:09:25,272 --> 01:09:27,007 Look, I'm sorry. 1447 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,076 About this whole thing. 1448 01:09:29,109 --> 01:09:30,744 You know, it's all just... 1449 01:09:30,777 --> 01:09:32,412 Off. 1450 01:09:34,181 --> 01:09:35,349 Maybe we should just 1451 01:09:35,382 --> 01:09:37,684 give each other some space. 1452 01:09:39,653 --> 01:09:42,156 For a while. 1453 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:04,244 Maybe we should end practice for today. 1454 01:10:04,278 --> 01:10:05,312 Yeah. 1455 01:10:21,795 --> 01:10:24,698 I'm officially over you. 1456 01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:28,502 I'm turning you off until further notice. 1457 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,754 What do you want? 1458 01:10:47,787 --> 01:10:48,722 Apart from wishing 1459 01:10:48,755 --> 01:10:50,424 you'd never shown your face at this school 1460 01:10:50,457 --> 01:10:51,591 in the first place? 1461 01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:55,095 Absolutely nothing. 1462 01:11:08,508 --> 01:11:10,677 Rachel's here! 1463 01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:12,646 See you at the game! 1464 01:11:12,679 --> 01:11:14,214 Look, I'm an idiot. 1465 01:11:14,248 --> 01:11:17,417 Okay, I took it all way too far, 1466 01:11:17,451 --> 01:11:20,320 and I made a mess out of everything. 1467 01:11:20,354 --> 01:11:21,888 And I'm so sorry. 1468 01:11:21,921 --> 01:11:23,823 But now I am over my state 1469 01:11:23,857 --> 01:11:26,693 of app-crazed megalomania. 1470 01:11:26,726 --> 01:11:29,229 There's gotta be a way to fix these commands. 1471 01:11:29,263 --> 01:11:31,731 You know, put the world back the way it was. 1472 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,433 I couldn't agree more. 1473 01:11:33,467 --> 01:11:34,634 Except for that little part 1474 01:11:34,668 --> 01:11:36,636 where we tried to reverse the commands 1475 01:11:36,670 --> 01:11:39,639 and it just made them worse, so... 1476 01:11:40,674 --> 01:11:41,641 We've gotta think. 1477 01:11:41,675 --> 01:11:43,643 There's gotta be some way we can solve this. 1478 01:11:53,353 --> 01:11:54,321 Oh, no. 1479 01:11:54,354 --> 01:11:55,355 What? 1480 01:11:55,389 --> 01:11:58,858 A college scout is coming to watch Adam play. 1481 01:11:58,892 --> 01:12:01,828 Except he can't play. 1482 01:12:01,861 --> 01:12:04,264 They're going to get creamed tonight, thanks to me. 1483 01:12:04,298 --> 01:12:05,565 This is serious. 1484 01:12:05,599 --> 01:12:06,866 This is his whole future! 1485 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:09,269 We gotta go, come on. 1486 01:12:09,303 --> 01:12:10,770 Welcome! 1487 01:12:10,804 --> 01:12:13,407 To a new season of huskies basketball. 1488 01:12:15,575 --> 01:12:18,412 The huskies have been struggling with practice 1489 01:12:18,445 --> 01:12:22,316 and there's a college scout in the stands, 1490 01:12:22,349 --> 01:12:24,551 so tonight's game could be a nail-biter. 1491 01:12:24,584 --> 01:12:25,952 Okay. 1492 01:12:25,985 --> 01:12:28,355 The only thing I can say is, 1493 01:12:28,388 --> 01:12:30,224 have fun tonight. 1494 01:12:30,257 --> 01:12:31,458 Okay, he said "have fun." 1495 01:12:31,491 --> 01:12:32,459 Oh! 1496 01:12:34,228 --> 01:12:35,795 Having fun isn't exactly 1497 01:12:35,829 --> 01:12:37,564 going to get me into college. 1498 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:42,336 Sorry, ladies, excuse me. 1499 01:12:44,771 --> 01:12:45,805 Excuse me. 1500 01:12:50,477 --> 01:12:51,845 Guys, I need to talk to you. 1501 01:12:51,878 --> 01:12:53,580 Uh... now? 1502 01:12:53,613 --> 01:12:56,516 I mean, we've got a game in six minutes, so... 1503 01:12:56,550 --> 01:12:57,917 You too. This is a family issue. 1504 01:13:00,019 --> 01:13:01,755 Family? 1505 01:13:01,788 --> 01:13:03,323 Yeah. 1506 01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:04,924 All right, you guys, go warm up. 1507 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:06,426 What did he say? 1508 01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:07,827 He said "go warm up!" 1509 01:13:10,297 --> 01:13:11,665 Amateurs. 1510 01:13:11,698 --> 01:13:12,632 What? 1511 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:13,567 I know it sounds crazy, 1512 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,335 but I really... 1513 01:13:15,369 --> 01:13:17,471 Baby, it is just like you 1514 01:13:17,504 --> 01:13:19,739 to try and take responsibility for everything, 1515 01:13:19,773 --> 01:13:22,542 but this is just preposterous. 1516 01:13:22,576 --> 01:13:23,610 No, mom, it's true. 1517 01:13:23,643 --> 01:13:25,845 Okay, this is why you've been so overly-focused, 1518 01:13:25,879 --> 01:13:28,482 and you've been quiet, 1519 01:13:28,515 --> 01:13:30,484 and you've been so clean, 1520 01:13:30,517 --> 01:13:33,487 and you've been cooking exotic healthy cuisine. 1521 01:13:38,024 --> 01:13:39,626 Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys... 1522 01:13:42,061 --> 01:13:45,765 I am so, so sorry. 1523 01:13:47,033 --> 01:13:48,868 I guess, I just, I wasn't ready for my new life, 1524 01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:50,470 and... 1525 01:13:50,504 --> 01:13:52,772 I blamed you guys for everything. 1526 01:13:52,806 --> 01:13:53,873 The point is, 1527 01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:57,377 I want to try to fix things, I just don't know how. 1528 01:13:57,411 --> 01:13:59,245 I need help. 1529 01:14:01,047 --> 01:14:02,282 Okay. 1530 01:14:02,316 --> 01:14:04,984 We can figure this out. 1531 01:14:05,018 --> 01:14:07,354 Oh! What if we downloaded another app? 1532 01:14:07,387 --> 01:14:09,289 You know, something that makes everything ordered and right. 1533 01:14:09,323 --> 01:14:11,458 Yeah, like one of those organizer apps. 1534 01:14:11,491 --> 01:14:12,459 Exactly. 1535 01:14:12,492 --> 01:14:13,593 And then we'll grab the phone, dunk it in water, 1536 01:14:13,627 --> 01:14:14,794 and then zap it. 1537 01:14:14,828 --> 01:14:15,962 And then we'll throw it in the microwave. 1538 01:14:15,995 --> 01:14:17,331 There's one in the teachers' lounge. 1539 01:14:17,364 --> 01:14:18,798 Then we'll stick it in dog food! 1540 01:14:18,832 --> 01:14:20,434 Shouldn't it be human food? 1541 01:14:20,467 --> 01:14:23,337 Guys, come on, this is obvious. 1542 01:14:23,370 --> 01:14:24,538 We own a dog. 1543 01:14:24,571 --> 01:14:25,639 What do we always do 1544 01:14:25,672 --> 01:14:27,774 to make him stop doing something? 1545 01:14:30,877 --> 01:14:32,078 "Release!" 1546 01:14:32,111 --> 01:14:33,046 Use the release command! 1547 01:14:34,414 --> 01:14:35,482 Of course! 1548 01:14:35,515 --> 01:14:36,516 Release! Yes! 1549 01:14:37,517 --> 01:14:38,518 Zoey. Zoey! 1550 01:14:38,552 --> 01:14:40,053 You are not 1551 01:14:40,086 --> 01:14:42,756 controlling the boys with a magical smartphone app! 1552 01:14:42,789 --> 01:14:43,757 You're just upset. 1553 01:14:43,790 --> 01:14:45,425 No, mom, 1554 01:14:45,459 --> 01:14:47,361 this is real, okay? 1555 01:14:47,394 --> 01:14:48,628 I will show you. Watch. 1556 01:14:49,996 --> 01:14:51,064 Let me just get my phone. 1557 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,669 It's, um... 1558 01:14:57,537 --> 01:14:58,605 It's gone. 1559 01:14:58,638 --> 01:14:59,906 Uh, coach? Sir? 1560 01:14:59,939 --> 01:15:01,074 Sorry to bother you, 1561 01:15:01,107 --> 01:15:02,676 but the game is starting soon. 1562 01:15:02,709 --> 01:15:04,043 Right. 1563 01:15:04,077 --> 01:15:05,345 Um... 1564 01:15:05,379 --> 01:15:06,880 I've gotta try and coach my team. 1565 01:15:06,913 --> 01:15:08,648 Let's go. 1566 01:15:10,450 --> 01:15:11,818 You have to find that phone. 1567 01:15:15,021 --> 01:15:16,390 Where is it? 1568 01:15:18,592 --> 01:15:20,660 This is the last place I knew I had it. 1569 01:15:20,694 --> 01:15:22,929 After things got weird with Jackson, 1570 01:15:22,962 --> 01:15:24,030 I came in here, 1571 01:15:24,063 --> 01:15:25,965 and I washed my face, and... 1572 01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:28,001 Was anyone else in here? 1573 01:15:29,669 --> 01:15:30,670 Oh, no. 1574 01:15:31,905 --> 01:15:34,741 It just looks like a regular phone. 1575 01:15:34,774 --> 01:15:36,610 It's not. 1576 01:15:36,643 --> 01:15:38,011 This is why 1577 01:15:38,044 --> 01:15:40,146 that little nobody is so successful. 1578 01:15:40,179 --> 01:15:42,716 One of these apps can control boys, okay? 1579 01:15:42,749 --> 01:15:44,150 Wow. 1580 01:15:44,183 --> 01:15:45,985 You know, these apps can do anything. 1581 01:15:46,019 --> 01:15:47,854 I even have one that does math. 1582 01:15:47,887 --> 01:15:50,156 The calculator app? 1583 01:15:50,189 --> 01:15:50,990 It's magical. 1584 01:15:51,024 --> 01:15:53,092 Okay, I'm officially invoking the rule 1585 01:15:53,126 --> 01:15:55,028 where you can't talk anymore. 1586 01:15:55,061 --> 01:15:56,896 Okay? Okay. 1587 01:15:59,699 --> 01:16:01,067 She's got, like, six million apps 1588 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:02,769 on this thing. 1589 01:16:02,802 --> 01:16:05,672 Wait, what is this? 1590 01:16:05,705 --> 01:16:07,941 "Listen and obey." 1591 01:16:07,974 --> 01:16:08,942 "Plays a sound 1592 01:16:08,975 --> 01:16:11,811 that makes your commands irresistible to dogs?" 1593 01:16:11,845 --> 01:16:13,046 Hmm. 1594 01:16:17,451 --> 01:16:18,552 Shake. 1595 01:16:36,102 --> 01:16:38,872 Okay. 1596 01:16:43,777 --> 01:16:45,044 You guys... 1597 01:16:45,078 --> 01:16:46,079 Robot dance. 1598 01:17:05,565 --> 01:17:06,533 And you guys? Kick line. 1599 01:17:15,709 --> 01:17:17,110 Tripp does not like this. 1600 01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,580 Well... 1601 01:17:20,614 --> 01:17:22,882 Things just got a little strange here, pre-game. 1602 01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:25,819 The two teams appear to be starting some sort of 1603 01:17:25,852 --> 01:17:30,189 musical theater, '80s funk-robot dance-off. 1604 01:17:31,224 --> 01:17:34,594 All of you! 1605 01:17:34,628 --> 01:17:36,763 Bow down to me! 1606 01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:55,515 Oh, this isn't good. 1607 01:17:55,549 --> 01:17:57,116 What are we going to do? 1608 01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:59,819 Uh, simple. 1609 01:17:59,853 --> 01:18:01,220 Figure out a way to get the phone from Taylor 1610 01:18:01,254 --> 01:18:02,188 before she turns 1611 01:18:02,221 --> 01:18:04,223 the entire male population of planet earth 1612 01:18:04,257 --> 01:18:05,859 into her personal slave army, 1613 01:18:05,892 --> 01:18:07,894 plunging the planet into darkness 1614 01:18:07,927 --> 01:18:10,096 for all eternity. 1615 01:18:13,767 --> 01:18:15,702 I think I know a way we can get her to stop. 1616 01:18:15,735 --> 01:18:17,971 What's happening? 1617 01:18:18,004 --> 01:18:19,573 Is one of those crazy flash mobs? 1618 01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:23,042 I love this app! 1619 01:18:24,277 --> 01:18:26,145 Zoey. 1620 01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:27,046 Hi. 1621 01:18:28,648 --> 01:18:30,917 Are you looking for the lost and found? 1622 01:18:30,950 --> 01:18:32,686 Taylor, you need to stop. 1623 01:18:32,719 --> 01:18:34,053 I do? 1624 01:18:34,087 --> 01:18:35,655 You need to believe me, okay? 1625 01:18:35,689 --> 01:18:36,956 This app, 1626 01:18:36,990 --> 01:18:39,058 it isn't going to solve anything. 1627 01:18:39,092 --> 01:18:40,594 The truth is, 1628 01:18:40,627 --> 01:18:41,661 forcing boys 1629 01:18:41,695 --> 01:18:43,029 to do what you want them to, 1630 01:18:43,062 --> 01:18:45,565 it doesn't make life any better. 1631 01:18:45,599 --> 01:18:48,668 You've just got to let them be themselves 1632 01:18:48,702 --> 01:18:52,105 and learn to accept them anyway. 1633 01:18:52,138 --> 01:18:54,040 Well, that's a beautiful sentiment. 1634 01:18:54,073 --> 01:18:55,041 Really, you know, 1635 01:18:55,074 --> 01:18:56,309 you should go work for a greeting card company. 1636 01:18:56,342 --> 01:18:58,144 Okay, let me think about that. 1637 01:18:58,177 --> 01:18:59,145 Nope! 1638 01:18:59,178 --> 01:19:00,146 Okay, look, 1639 01:19:00,179 --> 01:19:01,615 I'm not going to stop. 1640 01:19:01,648 --> 01:19:02,682 I mean, 1641 01:19:02,716 --> 01:19:05,819 you didn't stop, did you? 1642 01:19:05,852 --> 01:19:08,221 Do you really think it's a coincidence 1643 01:19:08,254 --> 01:19:09,355 the coolest guy in school, 1644 01:19:09,388 --> 01:19:10,924 who could have anyone, 1645 01:19:10,957 --> 01:19:12,659 even me-- just saying-- 1646 01:19:12,692 --> 01:19:14,761 would chose her? 1647 01:19:14,794 --> 01:19:15,629 No! 1648 01:19:15,662 --> 01:19:16,730 Jackson, I never used the app on you. 1649 01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:22,068 Except to make you kiss me, and I'm sorry. 1650 01:19:23,069 --> 01:19:24,370 And now you just want me to give it up? 1651 01:19:24,403 --> 01:19:29,008 After you so totally messed with my world? 1652 01:19:30,209 --> 01:19:32,278 Maybe... 1653 01:19:32,311 --> 01:19:33,980 I should mess with your world a little. 1654 01:19:34,013 --> 01:19:35,014 Why don't you 1655 01:19:35,048 --> 01:19:37,984 scooch around on the ground like a dog, coach? 1656 01:19:45,792 --> 01:19:46,826 And you... 1657 01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:47,994 Hmm... 1658 01:19:48,027 --> 01:19:49,062 Howl. 1659 01:19:55,769 --> 01:19:56,936 And, uh, and you... 1660 01:19:56,970 --> 01:19:58,905 Okay, Taylor, stop. 1661 01:19:58,938 --> 01:20:00,373 Don't hurt my family. 1662 01:20:00,406 --> 01:20:01,307 They didn't do anything. 1663 01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:04,644 Just please don't use the phone on them. 1664 01:20:04,678 --> 01:20:06,079 Use it on me. 1665 01:20:06,112 --> 01:20:08,682 Yeah, but it doesn't work on girls. 1666 01:20:08,715 --> 01:20:10,416 I'll do anything you want, 1667 01:20:10,449 --> 01:20:12,986 just... say the command. 1668 01:20:14,187 --> 01:20:15,321 Beg. 1669 01:20:19,192 --> 01:20:21,060 Hmm... 1670 01:20:21,094 --> 01:20:21,928 Pant! 1671 01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:25,231 Sit! 1672 01:20:27,433 --> 01:20:29,035 Shake. 1673 01:20:34,908 --> 01:20:36,009 Roll over! 1674 01:20:43,817 --> 01:20:44,951 How did you...? 1675 01:20:44,984 --> 01:20:45,985 I'm your brother. 1676 01:20:46,019 --> 01:20:47,153 We stick together. 1677 01:21:14,881 --> 01:21:16,783 No! 1678 01:21:16,816 --> 01:21:18,718 Okay, stop! 1679 01:21:20,286 --> 01:21:22,221 You're ruining everything! 1680 01:21:22,255 --> 01:21:23,456 Get back! 1681 01:21:25,224 --> 01:21:27,026 Get away from her! 1682 01:21:28,227 --> 01:21:30,196 Why isn't this working? 1683 01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:32,398 Because everyone knows, 1684 01:21:32,431 --> 01:21:35,134 you can never make a dog turn against its own pack. 1685 01:21:39,205 --> 01:21:41,274 Oh, and by the way, that mascot right there, 1686 01:21:41,307 --> 01:21:42,375 that's not a boy. 1687 01:21:46,512 --> 01:21:48,414 Boom. 1688 01:22:04,530 --> 01:22:06,732 No! 1689 01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:15,942 Release! 1690 01:22:32,926 --> 01:22:33,993 Sorry. 1691 01:22:36,162 --> 01:22:40,867 I'm not really sure what just happened... 1692 01:22:42,568 --> 01:22:43,536 But I'm pretty sure 1693 01:22:43,569 --> 01:22:47,306 it's gonna make even less sense tomorrow. 1694 01:22:49,142 --> 01:22:52,812 Uh... and the final pre-game seconds 1695 01:22:52,846 --> 01:22:54,447 have ticked down! 1696 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:56,349 It's game time! 1697 01:22:56,382 --> 01:22:59,285 Let's cheer our players onto the court 1698 01:22:59,318 --> 01:23:04,023 and start another season of huskies basketball! 1699 01:23:07,626 --> 01:23:09,528 I can't believe we did it. 1700 01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:16,936 So, I think this is how I'm gonna remember high school, 1701 01:23:16,970 --> 01:23:18,437 having my life ruined by the new girl 1702 01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:21,140 and her magical brainwashing smartphone. 1703 01:23:21,174 --> 01:23:22,308 Whatever. 1704 01:23:22,341 --> 01:23:24,110 Use it. 1705 01:23:24,143 --> 01:23:25,211 Win the dance off. 1706 01:23:25,244 --> 01:23:26,379 Be queen of the school. 1707 01:23:26,412 --> 01:23:30,016 Have every boy in the world do exactly what you want. 1708 01:23:30,049 --> 01:23:32,085 We both know 1709 01:23:32,118 --> 01:23:34,353 you're nothing without that phone. 1710 01:23:36,289 --> 01:23:38,024 You know something? 1711 01:23:38,057 --> 01:23:39,125 Let's find out. 1712 01:23:42,461 --> 01:23:45,231 You really just destroyed it? 1713 01:23:46,099 --> 01:23:47,533 It doesn't matter. 1714 01:23:47,566 --> 01:23:51,470 There's more to life than what's on a phone. 1715 01:24:09,989 --> 01:24:11,457 The huskies are dominating tonight! 1716 01:24:13,226 --> 01:24:14,493 That's it, that's it! 1717 01:24:15,962 --> 01:24:17,430 Yeah! 1718 01:24:19,098 --> 01:24:22,301 And another score for Adam Thompson! 1719 01:24:22,335 --> 01:24:25,571 That's my boy! That's my boy! 1720 01:24:25,604 --> 01:24:28,241 Let me make sure I've got this straight. 1721 01:24:28,274 --> 01:24:32,311 I was completely hypnotized by a crazy app. 1722 01:24:33,579 --> 01:24:35,414 I'm-I'm sorry. 1723 01:24:35,448 --> 01:24:36,382 Look... 1724 01:24:36,415 --> 01:24:38,284 I did a lot of stupid things 1725 01:24:38,317 --> 01:24:40,186 for a lot of really stupid reasons, 1726 01:24:40,219 --> 01:24:42,989 but the truth is, 1727 01:24:43,022 --> 01:24:44,023 that kiss? 1728 01:24:45,724 --> 01:24:49,628 I made you do it 'cause, well... 1729 01:24:49,662 --> 01:24:53,199 I like you. 1730 01:24:54,633 --> 01:24:56,402 Well... 1731 01:25:00,339 --> 01:25:01,507 Well, that's good. 1732 01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:04,077 Because I like you, too, smartphone. 1733 01:25:04,110 --> 01:25:05,678 So... 1734 01:25:05,711 --> 01:25:07,680 You want to hang out sometime? 1735 01:25:09,983 --> 01:25:11,184 No. 1736 01:25:12,251 --> 01:25:14,320 I want to do it right this time. 1737 01:25:15,354 --> 01:25:18,291 I want to go on a real date with you. 1738 01:25:22,695 --> 01:25:24,230 I hate to break up the happy ending, 1739 01:25:24,263 --> 01:25:27,967 but it's showtime, so... 1740 01:25:28,001 --> 01:25:29,302 Go get 'em. 1741 01:25:31,637 --> 01:25:33,172 Awesome sauce. 1742 01:25:33,206 --> 01:25:34,207 She's my best friend, 1743 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:35,274 so you better be good to her, 1744 01:25:35,308 --> 01:25:36,142 because if you mess with her, you mess with me, 1745 01:25:36,175 --> 01:25:38,011 and you don't wanna-- okay, have fun. 1746 01:25:38,044 --> 01:25:39,045 Have a good dating life. 1747 01:25:45,518 --> 01:25:47,620 Ladies and gentlemen, 1748 01:25:47,653 --> 01:25:49,755 it's dance-off time! 1749 01:25:53,326 --> 01:25:54,727 Let's give it up 1750 01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:58,097 for the westlake high varsity dance squad! 1751 01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:28,794 Okay, guys, 1752 01:26:28,827 --> 01:26:31,130 just go out there and do your thing. 1753 01:26:31,164 --> 01:26:33,432 Dance with your hearts and not your feet. 1754 01:26:35,068 --> 01:26:36,635 Have fun. 1755 01:26:36,669 --> 01:26:38,037 Do your maori... 1756 01:26:38,071 --> 01:26:39,038 Haka. 1757 01:26:39,072 --> 01:26:40,606 Just... 1758 01:26:40,639 --> 01:26:43,042 Go out there and be boys, okay? 1759 01:26:45,344 --> 01:26:47,113 Come on, bring it in. 1760 01:27:24,383 --> 01:27:26,119 That was outstanding. 1761 01:27:26,152 --> 01:27:28,354 It's gonna be tough to beat. 1762 01:27:28,387 --> 01:27:29,522 All right, let's give it up 1763 01:27:29,555 --> 01:27:32,425 for the westlake high junior varsity dance squad! 1764 01:27:37,663 --> 01:27:39,598 All right! 1765 01:27:43,369 --> 01:27:45,738 You got this. 1766 01:30:20,426 --> 01:30:21,327 We have a clear winner! 1767 01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,696 Westlake high has a new dance squad, 1768 01:30:23,729 --> 01:30:27,300 representing this school 1769 01:30:27,333 --> 01:30:29,735 at this year's state dance competition! 1770 01:31:02,901 --> 01:31:04,870 She's taking forever! 1771 01:31:04,903 --> 01:31:06,872 Zoey, come on! 1772 01:31:06,905 --> 01:31:08,541 Hey, no need to shout there, big guy. 1773 01:31:08,574 --> 01:31:09,642 Yeah, we're in no hurry. 1774 01:31:09,675 --> 01:31:12,711 Girls sometimes need a little more time to get ready. 1775 01:31:12,745 --> 01:31:14,747 Excuse me, did I just hear something 1776 01:31:14,780 --> 01:31:16,949 about girls moving too slowly? 1777 01:31:16,982 --> 01:31:19,352 Eat my dust! 113332