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Kids, Einstein was right.
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Time moves at different speeds.
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To Barney, the previous nightraced by in a blur.
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But then, all of a sudden,
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time stopped.
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This might be the worst
thing I've ever done.
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Hey, now,
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you weren't at the top of your
game, but it was still pretty...
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Oh, my God!
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I just cheated
on Kevin.
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He is the nicest guy ever.
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I'm a terrible person.
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It's okay.
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We both cheated.
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What's that saying about
two wrongs making a right?
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"Two wrongs don't make a right"?
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No, that's not it.
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Oh, my God.
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I just cheated on Nora.
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How could I do this to her?
What are we gonna do?
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I don't know.
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Well...
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Can I ask you, did
this mean anything?
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Of course it did.
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Of course it didn't.
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Which one are you looking for?
I could see it going either way.
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It meant nothing.
It meant nothing!
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How could you say
it meant nothing?!
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Of course it meant something!
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No, it didn't! It can't.
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Okay? You're with Nora,
and I'm with Kevin and...
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I have to go.
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Wait, what are
we gonna tell them?
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Nothing.
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God! We made a
horrible mistake.
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But it-it is over now.
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There's no reason to hurt more
people by talking about it.
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You're asking me to lie?
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That's... fine.
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Damn it.
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Nora and I have that work cruise
tomorrow night.
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We're all supposed
to go together.
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Okay, I know this is thinking
way, way out of the box,
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but what if-- and hear me out--
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we don't go?
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No.
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I just want this whole night
to fade into history,
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so we have to act like
it never happened.
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We should go.
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I mean, it's a three-hour
boat ride--
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what could happen?
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I'm sure that's what Gilligan.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 7x10 ♪
Tick Tick Tick
Original Air Date on November 14, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Groovapalooza!
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All the smug hippie bands from
the '90s in one big concert
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Ah, even the tickets
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smell like cloves
and mediocrity.
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Ah, to really
take us back,
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I scored us bag
of, yes, mari...
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Kids, we used to do somethingbefore concerts
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to enjoy them more.
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And that thing was to...eat a sandwich.
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...nated steak subs.
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Oh, yeah!
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Well, as future parents,
we'll pass on the sandwiches.
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How could you even suggest
such a thing, Ted?!
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I better
get my 60 bucks back.
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No sandwich?
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Marshall, it's a palooza.
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We've eaten sandwiches
at every palooza.
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Lollapalooza, Funkapalooza...
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Gender-diversity-awareness-
palooza, junior year.
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Yeah, there were
some real bitches there.
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Okay, quick,
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before Lily gets here,
let's fire this up.
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No way. I promised Lily
that I would be responsible.
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You're not getting
your 60 bucks back.
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Give me that.
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Hey, how you
holding up?
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Well, I'm about to be
trapped on boat all night
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with the guy I cheated on,
the guy I cheated with
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and the girl that the guy
I cheated with cheated on.
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So, not super.
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Hi, Sandy.
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You're welcome.
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I did not say "Thank you."
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Oh, you're too kind.
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Too kind.
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Excuse me, I
should really try
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to have sex with
that new intern.
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Robin's boss, Sandy Rivershosted this cruise every year,
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mostly to hit onthe new employees.
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And he'd found a clever wayto never spend a cent.
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Up next, another four deaths
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in Arizona's record-breaking
heat wave.
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You want real
record-breaking heat?
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Try Kristoff's Jalapeño
Coconut Vodka martini.
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Muy caliente!
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Okay, Nora and Kevin
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are gonna be here any minute.
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I thought I could handle this,
but I can't.
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Okay, um, here's the plan.
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We'll grab one of the
lifeboats, get back to shore,
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destroy the tape
of us doing it...
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There's a tape of us doing it?
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...and we'll start
a new life together.
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Somewhere simple and homey,
like Vermont or Dubai.
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Wait, is that what you want?
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For us to be together?
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Hey, Robin.
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Oh, God, I really
can't do this.
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Don't worry. Just follow my lead
and keep cool.
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Hey, guys!
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They know!
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Oh, no.
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I think that sandwich was
laced with other stuff.
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Like, hard meats.
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What do you mean?
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Well, usually after a sandwich,
I feel paranoid. But I'm not.
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Why am I not
feeling paranoid?!
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What do you mean?
Calm down, dude!
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We'll be fine.
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Lily's gonna know.
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Listen to me.
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Whatever we were just
talking about...
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we'll be fine.
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You're right, she
won't find out.
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Hey, guy
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She knows!
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Good evening.
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A special welcome
our four new interns:
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Erika... and so on.
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One safety matter:
life preservers are
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on the side rails,
in case anyone falls overboard.
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That's it.
Have a good night.
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Don't drink too much.
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Or do.
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Beautiful night,
huh, gang?
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Yeah, Robin and I
were just cheating--
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chatting about
how warm it is.
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I'm breaking a
trust-- sweat
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in here.
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And I thought
we'd be cuckold.
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I know why you're
so nervous, Barney.
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You do?
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You're meeting Nora's parents
tomorrow night, right?
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That's it!
That's it!
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Let's dance!
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Bah!
Whoo!
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Lily has no idea I'm high.
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You're high?
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I'm sorry.
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Lily has no idea I'm high.
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Okay, well, if
your pregnant wife
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has to sit here
sober all night,
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she's gonna need
some of them nachos.
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You got it.
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Hey, dude, fork over
some of them nach...
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No, not his.
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My own.
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Ah. Smart.
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Come on, Ted.
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What?
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And thus began the mostharrowing journey of our lives.
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To this day,Robin and Barney swear
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this is the songthey danced to that night.
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♪ You fooled around
on your baby ♪
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♪ Now the least you could do
is to tell her the truth ♪
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♪ Yes, you in the suit ♪
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♪ Or that secret
will eat up your soul ♪
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♪ Girl, the guilt's
gonna drive you crazy ♪
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♪ Crazy ♪
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♪ You can't live with this lie,
Kevin's such a nice guy ♪
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♪ Gotta tell him tonight ♪
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♪ Tell them right here
on this boat ♪
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♪ You're like scum round
the edge of a toilet bowl ♪
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♪ Flush ♪
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♪ What the hell is in the place
where you should have a soul? ♪
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♪ Slut ♪
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♪ You did these two wrong ♪
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♪ Don't wt too long ♪
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♪ In fact, you know what? ♪
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♪ Tell them
right during this song ♪
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♪ Tell ', tell 'em,tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪
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I'll wait.
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♪ Tell 'em, tell 'em,tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪
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Oh, come on, seriously,
you're not gonna tell them?
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We have to tell them.
Right now.
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♪ Sure, act like
it was your idea. ♪
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Seriously, you guys suck.
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Marshall and I were stillin line to get Lily's nachos.
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Dude, we've been
waiting forever.
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Even worse, this is the
line for the ladies room.
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I can't believe that our
last Groovapalooza was,
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what, 12 years ago?
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I mean, time is
going by so fast.
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I know, it's crazy.
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In, like, an eye blink,
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this hand will be, like,
an old man's hand.
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I recognize the clichéd nature
of what I'm about to say,
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but... whoa!
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Yeah.
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312?
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That's our gate.
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Dude, we just walked around
the entire arena.
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We've been walking
for, like, an hour
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and we still haven't
found the nachos.
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I bet Lily
is so upset.
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Yo, you want
my nachos, bro?
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Thank you.
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My husband's been gone an hour
looking for these.
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If he can't even do that,
how can I trust him as a father?
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You can't, bro.
You can't.
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I like your long goatee.
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Marshall can't even
grow a beard.
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Oh, that's sad.
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'Cause one's ability to grow
facial hair directly correlates
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with one's ability
to be a good father.
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I know it does.
I know it does.
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Oh.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Do you know
where the nachos are?
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Marshall!
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Over here.
I found the nacho line.
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Oh.
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So, how'd it go with Kevin?
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Well, I was just about
to tell him...
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ok, Kevin...
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Erika, I've been meaning
to speak with you all night.
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Really?
What about
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About me bending your hard
little body over the railing
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of this boat
and copulating furiously
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while I admire
the New York City skyline.
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Or, if you're feeling dirty,
we can always face Jersey.
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Thoughts?
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Jalapeño!
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And just a hint of coconut.
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Kevin hit his head,
he might have a concussion.
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So obviously
I couldn't tell him.
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What about you?
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Something even worse
happened to her.
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I got a tiny spot of wine
on my sleeve.
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I couldn't pile on.
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I'm not a monster.
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Where are they?
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Come on, forget
the nachos.
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Everyone here
is having fun.
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Look, even these guys.
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Check it out.
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Wow, music really does
bring people together.
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Ted? Ted!
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Creepy guitar guy
is following us.
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We did a whole nother lap.
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Oh, man, we missed like,
half the concert now.
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Come on, let's just go
back to our seats.
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Ted, Ted, Ted.
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The nacho line
was right here all along.
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So stupid.
260
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,310
As soon as we dock,
I'm taking Kevin to the E.R.
261
00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:57,197
God, wish last night
never happened.
262
00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:01,485
I don't.
263
00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:03,904
What do you mean?
264
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,539
What if this whole thing,
265
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:09,075
it isn't the story of how we
both made a horrible mistake
266
00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:10,961
and ruined our relationships,
267
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:16,199
what if it's actually the story
of how we got back together?
268
00:11:16,201 --> 00:11:19,169
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
one last time.
269
00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:21,471
Is this what you want?
270
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,139
It's what we both want!
271
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,059
Why else are we rushing
to tell them what we did?
272
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,645
On a boat!
That is a terrible idea!
273
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,381
Barney, we tried this
and we failed.
274
00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,099
Why try again?
275
00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,151
Because I haven't stopped
thinking about you
276
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,220
and you haven't stopped
thinking about me.
277
00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:41,408
It's such a mess.
278
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,059
Why...
279
00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:45,161
Why do you even like me?
280
00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,833
I guess...
281
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:53,753
'cause you're almost
as messed up as I.
282
00:11:57,575 --> 00:12:00,043
Well, there's the small issue
283
00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:02,012
that we're currently dating
other people.
284
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,130
How about this?
285
00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:09,586
After we dock, let's each do
what we have to do,
286
00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:13,940
and then meet up at MacLaren's
at midnight and...
287
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,192
talk about us.
288
00:12:18,813 --> 00:12:23,316
Don't forget
your mystery gift bags!
289
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,235
They're condoms.
290
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,706
We just went all the way
around again!
291
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,907
Where the hell
are these nachos?!
292
00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,542
Who cares
about nachos?
293
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,877
Oh, I love nachos, man!
294
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,295
You gotta relax, man.
295
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,331
You keep worrying about stuff
like nachos,
296
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,133
you're gonna give yourself
a heart attack.
297
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,003
- I'm going back in.
- Fine!
298
00:12:43,005 --> 00:12:46,089
Ha! Joke's on you!
299
00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:49,559
The nacho line was right here
all along!
300
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,267
Robin and Barneywere finally off the boat.
301
00:12:57,269 --> 00:12:59,019
so they both assumedit was going to be a lot easier
302
00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,321
to admitwhat they had done.
303
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,073
Kevin...
Me first.
304
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,158
Look, I don't want
to make too much out
305
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,310
of saying "I love you"
for the first time.
306
00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:08,978
Any way I can jump in
with my thing?
307
00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:12,282
Robin... I love you.
308
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,151
Okay, Nora, lo...
309
00:13:15,153 --> 00:13:16,653
Mom! Dad!
310
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,589
Hi, Nora, we
got in early!
311
00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:23,927
Should've done it on the boat.
312
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:31,810
Ah!
313
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,280
Hey, where's your friend?
314
00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:38,501
We missed almost the entire show
because he put his stupid quest
315
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:41,120
for nachos ahead of our
friendship, so I bolted.
316
00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:44,090
Well, I'm just a creepy old
guitar player,
317
00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:47,093
but isn't any time spent
with a friend a blessing?
318
00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:49,795
And if nachos is all you seek...
319
00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:52,048
take mine, brother.
320
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,300
Wow!
321
00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:55,718
Thank you.
322
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,170
It's a sign, bro.
323
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,472
It is.
324
00:13:59,474 --> 00:14:01,440
It's a sign
I should go find Marshall!
325
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:04,694
Marshall! Marshall!
326
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,617
So, Barney, Nora's told us
so much about you,
327
00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:14,102
but we want to know everything.
328
00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:15,927
Uh, let's see. Suit, laser tag.
329
00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:17,707
I say "wait for it" a lot.
That's about it.
330
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:18,874
You two must be exhausted.
331
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:19,959
I'll make coffee.
332
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,696
I'm so glad to see how happy
you both are.
333
00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,865
When you meet
the right person,
334
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,417
you know it.
335
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,202
You can't stop
thinking about them.
336
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,224
They're your best friend...
337
00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:38,834
and your soul mate.
338
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,265
You can't wait to spend therest of your life with them.
339
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:47,036
No one and nothing else
can compare.
340
00:14:47,038 --> 00:14:50,439
Now, where the hell
is that coffee, eh?
341
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:58,330
Look, Nora, there's something
I have to tell you.
342
00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:06,739
Heart attack.
343
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,708
Oh, God, Ted was right.
I have to relax!
344
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:09,792
Ted!
345
00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,377
- Marshall!
- Ted?
346
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:13,045
Ted!
Marshall!
347
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,413
Oh, Ted! Oh, Ted!
348
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,716
I'm so sorry! You were right.
349
00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:19,135
No, Marshall, you...
Yeah, I was right.
350
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,386
But look, nachos!
351
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,006
Come on. Let's
go back inside.
352
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:27,426
That's it.
353
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,261
It's over.
354
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,697
We missed the whole show.
355
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,801
So...
356
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:38,404
yup, I love you.
357
00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:41,040
Look, Kevin...
358
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:44,410
there's something
I have to tell you.
359
00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:45,745
I cheated on you.
360
00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:51,050
I don't even know
how to react.
361
00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:53,118
I am so sorry.
362
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,289
I know I don't get
any second chances,
363
00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,760
but you will always be...
364
00:16:00,762 --> 00:16:03,062
Was this a one-time thing?
365
00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:08,150
Can you tell me
it didn't mean anything?
366
00:16:10,153 --> 00:16:12,071
No.
367
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,483
I'm sorry, Ted.
368
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:29,755
I still want to have fun,
369
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,490
There's just not
enough time, you know?
370
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:32,491
I know.
371
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:36,829
It's all going by
so damn fast.
372
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,181
Lily!
373
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:42,134
Hey! Oh, Lily,
I'm so sorry
374
00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:44,637
that we ruined our night.
Yeah.
375
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:46,021
What are you guys talking about?
376
00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:48,057
You've been gone less
than two minutes.
377
00:16:48,059 --> 00:16:50,526
Kids, she was right.
378
00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:55,781
My hand.
379
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,533
Whoa!
380
00:16:57,535 --> 00:16:59,017
Ah! concert!
381
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,703
Nachos! Ah!
382
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,707
Music!
383
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,030
- Time!
- Nachos!
384
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,034
Thank you!
385
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,754
It's a sign, bro.
386
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,339
Oh, oh...
387
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,202
Heart attack!
Marshall!
388
00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:23,427
Marshall!
389
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,064
Time...
390
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,272
Lily!
391
00:17:36,274 --> 00:17:38,607
Marshall, do you get
what this means?
392
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:40,192
Life isn't moving
too fast.
393
00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:42,111
We-we still have time
for everything
394
00:17:42,113 --> 00:17:43,829
And we're not gonna miss
the concert!
395
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,732
I'm freaking out right now.
396
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,418
- We gotta get out of here.
- Yeah.
397
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,871
Do you guys know where
the ladies' room is?
398
00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:54,206
- No idea.
- Haven't seen it.
399
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,378
Hey! How's it going?
400
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,131
Oh, not great.
Nora and I broke up.
401
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,216
Oh, my God, what happened?
402
00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:07,219
I don't really feel like getting
into it, but...
403
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,087
I think the worst part is over.
404
00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:14,593
- Hey.
- Hey.
405
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,978
- Hey, Kev.
- What's up, Kev?
406
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,279
How's it going, buddy?
407
00:18:17,281 --> 00:18:18,530
Hey, guys.
408
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,733
There's something
I have to tell you.
409
00:18:20,735 --> 00:18:21,934
Then don't.
410
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,485
What?
411
00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:25,821
If there's one thing I've
learned as a therapist,
412
00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:29,658
it's that just because something
needs to be told
413
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,077
doesn't always mean
it needs to be heard.
414
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:36,081
Kevin, I did something bad.
415
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,250
We've all done bad things.
416
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,219
Doesn't mean we're bad people.
417
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,554
Look, I don't care
418
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,340
about every detail
from your past,
419
00:18:44,342 --> 00:18:46,508
and I hope you don't care
about mine either.
420
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:49,228
What I do care about is you,
421
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:54,132
and that from tonight forward,
you're in this as much as I am.
422
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:57,353
What do you think?
423
00:18:57,355 --> 00:19:01,156
I'm such a mess.
424
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,661
Why do you even like me?
425
00:19:05,663 --> 00:19:06,812
Come her
426
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:12,251
I am constantly amazed
by the things you say,
427
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:15,287
entranced by the things you do,
428
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:19,875
and unlike a certain Jalapeño
Coconut Vodka martini,
429
00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:22,160
you're easy on the eye
430
00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:25,764
And if we're together
long enough,
431
00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:30,019
I hope that one day you see
yourself the way I see you.
432
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,392
That's a pretty good answer.
433
00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:38,978
Sometimes hourscan feel like minutes
434
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,815
and sometimes a single secondcan last a lifetime.
435
00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:47,569
For Barney, the second thatwould never end was this one.
436
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,040
Well, um, I should go.
437
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,092
Tough night.
438
00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:11,143
I'm so sorry.
439
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,178
Don't be. It's nothing.
440
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,850
It feels good to be sober again.
441
00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:21,653
Man, how long have we been
sitting here, right?
442
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,739
12 seconds and you're
in the wrong booth.
443
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,364
I should go to bed.
444
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:59,522
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