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In 1972, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped
from a maximum-security stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted by the government,
they survive as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Hi.
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Here you go. Enjoy your lunch.
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Hey!
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This ain't your car.
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Any trouble?
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Some jerk parking attendant
decided he'd play hero.
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You'd think it was his car.
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Mr. Friendly,
it just came in.
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All right, good.
Hold off on chopping it.
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I have a buyer in Vegas who's waiting.
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Now, there's an Alfa one of my sales people
sold off the lot last week.
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316 South Cabrillo Drive.
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Tell Payne and Simms
I want it done by tomorrow night.
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I'm shipping out a load of parts
at the end of the week...
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and I want it chopped and ready to go.
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Right.
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Hey, Tony!
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The bum thinks that if he burns me
they'll elect him mayor.
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I'm only gonna get one chance at this guy.
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Everything's got to be right.
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Cops will never be able to tell it apart
from the real thing.
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They better not. It's my ticket in.
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You got two days.
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Hi, kid.
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Hannibal.
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Face, Murdock, B.A., what...
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Yeah, we heard about your trouble.
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Thought we'd look into it.
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I said, if you stole the car
you'd be on a bus on your way to Florida.
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Maybe I should be.
I don't have a job...
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I got the cops hanging all over me...
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and forget about getting a reference
from my last employer.
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Now, these guys...
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who took the car, are they the same ones
who stole the car before?
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Yeah, I think so.
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What was it you and Donny said, B.A.?
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About when I get out of the stir...
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how things were gonna turn around for me
if I worked hard at it.
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Yeah, well they sure did.
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Look, Davey, don't go around
feeling sorry for yourself.
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Your brother, Donny, believed in me
when I was a kid in trouble...
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and now I believe in you.
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B.A.'s right.
You got a bad break.
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We'll try and straighten it out.
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Now, are these guys pros?
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These guys had a lot of practice.
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Which means we're dealing
with a professional operation here.
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I don't know, Hannibal.
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You know, we're supposed to be
in Jidda, Saudi Arabia.
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The prince is real anxious to get back
those two wives of his...
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that were kidnapped by the Bedouin sheik.
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Also, he's wiring to our account
one million riyals.
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- That's nice.
- Isn't it?
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Hey, man, I don't want no riyals or reyals,
whatever it is.
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I want cash money.
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Which, at the current rate of exchange...
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comes to $430,000, thank you very much.
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Right. So we still have five days.
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63.2, Colonel.
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This is Murdock's gardening therapy.
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He's getting back to his roots, so to speak.
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Daddy Murdock is here...
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with his magic growing powder...
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and he's gonna make you grow up
to be big and strong for...
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Grow, B.A., grow.
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I don't need to grow, fool.
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Face.
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Get hold of Tawnia.
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See what she's got
on current auto theft rings.
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Right, I'm on my way.
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Davey.
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Congratulations, kid.
You just hired the A-Team.
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According to information
Tawnia gave us...
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there were nine car thefts
in the last three months...
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that could be our guys.
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All of them expensive cars
ripped off restaurant parking lots.
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I marked down the locations. Interesting?
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Very.
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B.A., would you mind
turning down the heat a little?
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The little guy's leaves
are beginning to sweat.
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Murdock, put the plant to bed.
We've got work to do.
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You got a plan, Hannibal?
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Yeah, we're gonna cover the perimeter
that these guys hit.
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Hannibal, that's an awful lot of territory.
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Well, not if you've got the right bait.
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Oh, no. Come on.
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You can't do this to me, Hannibal.
Not my Corvette.
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I just got it Simonised and tuned.
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Well, I'll tell you,
if we had another great-looking car...
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but we don't.
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These guys are probably working
for a chop shop.
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You know what they'll do to my car?
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I'll be looking for my fender in Detroit...
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while some guy's buying my carburettor
off a shelf in Kansas City.
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Kansas City.
I don't think I ever been to Kansas City.
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I'll park it myself.
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Thanks.
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You're doing it again, Face.
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Didn't Hannibal say to leave your keys
in the ignition?
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It's one thing to park out here in Siberia,
but to leave the keys?
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Try not to think about it.
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- Enjoy lunch.
- Enjoy lunch.
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I'm glad when we get lucky, man.
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I'm tired of riding around
looking at restaurants.
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Patience, B.A.
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Everything comes to those who wait.
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Face, if you're gonna jump
every time you hear an engine...
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you're gonna turn into a nervous wreck.
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You're right.
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And if I eat in any more restaurants,
I'm gonna lose my figure.
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This is the sixth lunch
I've had in the last two days.
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Looks like we might get lucky.
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It's going down. Let's go.
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Going somewhere?
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Now, would you mind telling us
what you're gonna do with that car?
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Hey, you know something? Wrong car.
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That's my car.
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Hey, man, he's taking my van!
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B.A., will you stop acting
like a crybaby?
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Wait a minute.
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The little guy's in the van.
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They've got my plant!
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He's been plantnapped.
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They'll probably cut off a leaf
and send it to me to prove they've got him.
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Hannibal, we got to do something!
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What happened?
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- Two guys. They took it.
- Thank heavens!
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They took my Vette?
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- No, the van!
- They took the van and the Vette?
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They took the van and not the Vette.
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Hannibal and B.A. got in the Vette
to go after the van.
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And they took my plant.
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I'm gonna get them. They got my van.
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If I don't get my ride back,
I'm gonna be talking to you.
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Relax, B.A.
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You think I'd let anything happen
to your van?
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Don't worry, B.A. We'll get them.
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Man, I can't believe this is happening.
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Nobody messes with my ride.
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This wouldn't have happened
if not for your so-called fast car...
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that can't catch nothing
when the chips are down.
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All it is, is just a piece of junk
you use to pick up the girls.
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What do you want, B.A.?
The tire was shot out.
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I want my van!
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Come on! Admit it.
You just don't like my car.
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You're right. I admit it.
I don't like your car.
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- And I ain't too crazy about you, either.
- Yeah?
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Typical 20th-Century
unenlightened male conflict.
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Both of you fighting over
an inanimate object.
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What's this crazy man talking about now?
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B.A., somewhere out in this
inhospitable, polarised world...
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a little plant is shrieking for help.
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It's withering in the heat, alone.
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If we want the van or the plant,
we better get moving.
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You're right, Hannibal.
Chop shops don't waste any time.
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I've seen cars hacked to pieces
in 20 minutes. Ruined.
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What happens to what's left inside...
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Never mind, I can't bear to hear it.
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They're put into the oven.
Cooked alive, like little pork chops...
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until they turn into tumbleweeds,
then they roll away.
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Where's the local chop operation
around here?
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You used to boost cars.
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- Who's plugged in?
- I'll tell you.
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I don't even know if this guy's
around anymore, but if he is...
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Tiny Roscoe has done business
with just about everybody.
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He used to run a cycle repair shop
over on Pico.
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He's a huge guy.
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Gentlemen, we're gonna see Tiny Roscoe.
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Who's Tiny Roscoe?
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- Who wants to know?
- Me, fool!
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Me, too, sucker!
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A little nocturnal auto supply, Tiny?
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Some people paid
some good money for this.
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Unless, of course...
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it came out of that chariot over there.
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Look, you didn't even tell me
what you want yet.
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Answers.
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We want answers!
For instance...
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how is it such a big guy is called Tiny?
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Answer that one, blimp-face.
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I don't know nothing.
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Yes, you do.
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Who specialises in ripping off
expensive cars from restaurant parking lots?
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I don't know, man.
It's not my kind of action.
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B.A., would you give me a hand here?
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Now.
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Unless you see some future
for yourself in being an omelette...
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I suggest you speak up.
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You're talking about major league stuff here.
I don't handle anything that big.
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Who does?
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All right, look.
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It's just a rumor, but it's a rumor
I heard a few times.
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Tell us. We're incurable gossips.
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Friendly.
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Sam Friendly.
It sounds like his kind of chop operation.
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The guy plays both ends.
He brings in stolen cars from out of state...
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and then he sells them off his lot.
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Buy a car from Mr. Friendly,
drive it around for a couple of weeks...
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and then while you're taking
the little lady to lunch...
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He steals them back
and chops them up for auto parts.
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Kind of a circular poetry there.
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Man does like to milk the cow, Hannibal.
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Indeed.
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I don't care about no cow, Hannibal,
I want my van back.
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And Murdock wants his plant.
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- His what?
- Shut up!
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Thanks, B.A. Thanks a lot...
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Shut up, fool! Don't push your luck.
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Come on, we got things to do.
We've got to get out of here!
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- You see, I told...
- He's gone bonkers, Hannibal.
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Personally, I think he's more concerned
about my plant than he's admitted.
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I don't think they're really gonna
chop your plant.
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I mean, what's to be gained, a salad?
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Of course, the van, that's another story.
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We could safely assume that pretty quick
it's gonna end up as a charm bracelet.
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Gonna break some bones, man.
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- Somebody got to pay.
- That's Friendly.
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We'll go over to his place
and see what we can dig up.
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All right, man.
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As long as I find them dudes
before they touch my ride.
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But Sam, if we do that,
all those other orders go into overtime.
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Everything is dropped
except the Victor job as of right now.
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Security's gonna be extra tight
and the cops will check everything.
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The car has to be an exact duplicate,
you understand?
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Look, do I do good work or not?
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Leave it for later.
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We got to get that other job done first.
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What do you think you're doing
taking these people for a drive in my car?
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The Denvers? A lovely couple.
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Been married 40 years.
Only had one argument.
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It was about meatloaf.
Isn't that something?
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Anyway, I just took them
for a spin in the chariot of their dreams.
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Sort of helped them
make up their mind, I think.
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Hey, Jack. Get this flake out of here.
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Wait a minute. Now, tossing out
the best salesman you ever had...
243
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,596
before he gets a chance to close the deal.
244
00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:12,723
You must have money to burn, Mr. Friendly.
245
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:13,891
Sam.
246
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:16,561
Those folks are gonna take that sedan.
247
00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,521
Who do you want me to write this up for?
248
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,190
Look, give me a week, huh?
249
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,861
I'll be out selling every plaid coat
you got standing around on this lot.
250
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,696
- A week?
- Right.
251
00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:30,324
You got a day, big shot. Coat not included.
252
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,869
Now I know why they call him Mr. Friendly.
253
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,166
Thanks.
254
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,565
What do you think?
255
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:16,722
I won't be long.
256
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,308
But do kill the pistons, would you?
257
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,936
Keep your eyes peeled. I need my van.
258
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:30,778
See anything you like?
259
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,781
Hannibal, this is disgusting.
Me selling used cars.
260
00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:36,617
You know what that does to the
self-esteem of an artist like myself?
261
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:39,620
Poor chap. Sales not going well?
262
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,082
Not going well? I had to slow down
so half the stiffs around here...
263
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,376
don't think my customers are setups.
264
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:48,004
By the way,
Roscoe was right about Friendly.
265
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,048
Half the cars around here
don't have papers on them.
266
00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:53,134
I need...
267
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,721
a dozen stretch limos.
268
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,141
Six black, six silver.
269
00:20:00,349 --> 00:20:02,768
Loaded. As you Americans would call...
270
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,730
wall-to-wall, bossa nova.
271
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,024
A dozen stretch limousines?
272
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:09,317
Yes.
273
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:13,321
You see, I'm promoting this rock concert
at the stadium on Tuesday.
274
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:15,906
Heavy metal, light metal, every metal.
275
00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,993
I don't see anything, though.
276
00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:21,746
I do hope you chaps can help me.
277
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:24,290
I mean, this concert...
278
00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:28,419
is going to be a gigantic happening!
279
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:30,254
You understand?
280
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,631
We like to think we can handle any order.
281
00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:35,634
- Sam Friendly.
- Call me Johnny B.
282
00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:38,763
I do hope you can help me, dear boy.
283
00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:40,652
I haven't got all day.
284
00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:43,517
Just cut a master disk.
285
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,146
Extremely valuable, you understand?
286
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:51,150
As a matter of fact, perhaps we could
tuck it in your safe while we ink the pact.
287
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:55,613
As you probably know,
piracy is killing business.
288
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:59,742
You do hear Cashbox and Billboard
out here, don't you?
289
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:02,620
Mr. Peck, you know where the safe is.
290
00:21:03,204 --> 00:21:04,372
Be careful.
291
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:11,420
Now, Johnny B. What I don't have
on my lot here...
292
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:13,089
I can always get.
293
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,591
- Good.
- It may take a few weeks...
294
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:17,510
but I don't see any problems getting them.
295
00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:18,677
Excellent.
296
00:21:19,261 --> 00:21:22,348
Shall we say $50,000?
297
00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:24,767
As a deposit, dear boy.
298
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,811
As a deposit.
299
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,479
Perfect.
300
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,903
Johnny B. is ready
for his attaché case.
301
00:21:35,986 --> 00:21:37,113
Sure.
302
00:21:56,674 --> 00:21:58,717
- Thanks.
- My pleasure.
303
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,275
Here you go, Johnny.
304
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,694
Thank you, dear boy.
305
00:22:16,777 --> 00:22:18,279
It's been a real pleasure, sir.
306
00:22:18,529 --> 00:22:19,655
Sammy.
307
00:22:20,823 --> 00:22:23,117
I shall call you in two days.
308
00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:26,662
And do get in touch with my secretary.
309
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,831
I'll leave half a dozen tickets...
310
00:22:29,373 --> 00:22:31,458
for backstage at the concert.
311
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,043
Just tell her...
312
00:22:34,044 --> 00:22:36,088
Johnny B. said it was okay...
313
00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:39,967
and doors will open. You know what I mean.
314
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,062
Well?
315
00:22:52,563 --> 00:22:53,689
No van.
316
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,859
Step on it.
Face will call us as soon as he gets off.
317
00:22:58,068 --> 00:23:01,822
You know, B.A.,
your gold looks really good on me.
318
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,199
No, it don't.
319
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:18,130
Man, I never thought I'd get a coffee break.
Did you get it?
320
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:21,842
Play it at a slow speed, Face.
You'll hear the tumblers.
321
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,094
Can you do it later?
322
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,804
Yeah, I'm working late.
323
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,557
How you doing, big guy?
324
00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:34,396
We should have taken that job
in Saudi Arabia.
325
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,941
Then all we'd have to worry about
are camels.
326
00:23:43,364 --> 00:23:44,615
- Cindy, hi.
- Hi.
327
00:23:44,698 --> 00:23:47,534
I have a copy of a loan agreement
I'd like you to put on file.
328
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,495
Oh, sure. Just leave it on my desk.
329
00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:50,579
Thanks.
330
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,109
Five...
331
00:24:27,324 --> 00:24:28,617
eight...
332
00:24:32,162 --> 00:24:33,539
three.
333
00:25:07,031 --> 00:25:08,157
I hope you don't mind.
334
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,535
I was just looking at the cars
in the photograph.
335
00:25:12,328 --> 00:25:15,956
Yeah, well, Mr. Friendly
likes expensive cars.
336
00:25:21,003 --> 00:25:23,505
I've been wanting to do that
from the moment I first met you.
337
00:25:24,465 --> 00:25:26,300
Looks like we've got a lot in common.
338
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:28,135
- Really?
- Pumpkin.
339
00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:42,024
Did you get what you were looking for?
340
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:44,777
I know what you're thinking.
341
00:25:45,361 --> 00:25:48,155
Look, I can explain everything. See it's...
342
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,534
It's one of those foolish,
crazy things you always read about.
343
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,244
Take him out back.
344
00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:02,711
My chiropractor is gonna love this.
345
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:07,257
Want to tell me why I find you
in my office with my lady...
346
00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:08,717
in under 10 words?
347
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:12,012
Your lady? Cindy's your lady?
Hey, I didn't know.
348
00:26:12,096 --> 00:26:14,765
You know what I do with guys
I find messing with Cindy?
349
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,892
Believe me, if I knew Cindy was your lady...
350
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,394
I never would've even looked at her.
351
00:26:18,602 --> 00:26:22,314
The last thing I want is to get caught
messing with the boss's girl.
352
00:26:23,565 --> 00:26:24,566
Oh, no.
353
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:28,362
You wouldn't want to put your best
salesman in the hospital, would you?
354
00:26:45,462 --> 00:26:46,547
Yeah?
355
00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:52,344
- Problem?
- Well, I don't know. It could be.
356
00:26:52,761 --> 00:26:55,305
He says his daughter's been
begging him for a Porsche.
357
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:58,976
Brand new, all the extras,
including a vanity mirror.
358
00:26:59,059 --> 00:27:00,310
The kid's serious.
359
00:27:00,394 --> 00:27:03,063
On top of 12 limos,
he wants a Porsche now?
360
00:27:04,064 --> 00:27:05,023
Incredible.
361
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:07,317
This guy's a walking Christmas morning.
362
00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,909
Hey, talk about luck, huh?
363
00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:18,829
This guy's gonna make our year
in a single day.
364
00:27:19,079 --> 00:27:22,708
You tell him his troubles are over.
We'll have it for him...
365
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,835
quicker than he can say speed trap.
366
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,880
Speed trap. Right.
367
00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:37,764
- See anything?
- No.
368
00:27:37,848 --> 00:27:40,893
All I see is a crazy man
asking me a stupid question.
369
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,729
I know you're upset, B.A.
370
00:27:44,104 --> 00:27:47,733
I mean, it's especially understandable
to someone like me who's experiencing...
371
00:27:47,816 --> 00:27:49,026
his own personal...
372
00:27:49,443 --> 00:27:51,612
sorrow and despair...
373
00:27:51,778 --> 00:27:53,322
but check it out, man.
374
00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:56,492
Best way to deal with this...
375
00:27:56,575 --> 00:28:01,205
is not to think of the source of pain as such.
376
00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:03,290
Just clear it out of your mind, totally.
377
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:07,961
Just like one of them little fizzies that you
drop in a glass of water, you know?
378
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,672
Want a bite? Chopped liver.
379
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:17,387
It's beautiful, Face, the way you
Photostatted old Sam's schedule...
380
00:28:17,513 --> 00:28:18,931
before we got there in the limo.
381
00:28:19,014 --> 00:28:22,184
Well, thanks, Hannibal. I do my best.
382
00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:25,729
How come he punched you
in the eye but he didn't fire you?
383
00:28:25,812 --> 00:28:29,983
He may be mad but he's not stupid.
I sell a lot of cars.
384
00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:34,112
According to this schedule,
there should be a truck arriving any minute.
385
00:28:35,072 --> 00:28:38,283
- Full of hot cars.
- I'm gonna enjoy this one.
386
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,832
The trucks are coming.
387
00:29:39,052 --> 00:29:41,471
Now, climb down nice and easy.
388
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,686
Probably doesn't even have a permit, right?
389
00:29:48,312 --> 00:29:50,856
I want you to give your boss,
Friendly a message.
390
00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:53,358
Tell him he ran into mechanical difficulty.
391
00:29:53,984 --> 00:29:58,614
I suggest he retires
and watch out for guys like us.
392
00:29:59,281 --> 00:30:00,574
Let's go, Murdock.
393
00:30:20,594 --> 00:30:23,388
Nobody muscles my action and rips me off.
394
00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,140
Listen...
395
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:29,394
I want those jokers found
and put on ice permanently.
396
00:30:29,478 --> 00:30:31,897
And don't stop working on that project.
397
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,816
Your deadline
is in a couple of hours, Dirksen.
398
00:30:35,984 --> 00:30:38,820
Mr. Friendly,
Johnny B.'s here for his Porsche.
399
00:30:38,945 --> 00:30:40,656
It ain't here. Tell him it ain't here.
400
00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:41,948
But he's gonna...
401
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,326
What do you want me to do, give birth to it?
402
00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:45,535
It's not here!
403
00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:48,497
- Yeah, but I'll tell you...
- Now, listen.
404
00:30:48,705 --> 00:30:51,416
You're such a terrific salesman
and everything.
405
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,502
You want a promotion? You want a raise?
406
00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:55,629
You go out there and you get him to wait.
407
00:30:55,962 --> 00:30:57,214
But...
408
00:31:08,308 --> 00:31:11,353
I'm real sorry.
It's gonna take another couple of days.
409
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:14,022
No Porsche, no deal.
410
00:31:18,694 --> 00:31:19,945
Got a problem.
411
00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:22,906
Johnny says this junks the deal.
412
00:31:22,989 --> 00:31:24,991
If he doesn't get a Porsche
by this afternoon.
413
00:31:25,075 --> 00:31:27,411
I got those cars on order already.
414
00:31:27,536 --> 00:31:29,287
Believe me, I really feel bad for you.
415
00:31:29,371 --> 00:31:31,415
But the guy kept staring at me
through those...
416
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:33,834
jazzy music business
sunglasses, you know?
417
00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:38,130
Kept telling me that he places a lot of
value on a man being as good as his word.
418
00:31:38,205 --> 00:31:41,078
Now, frankly, I really don't think
there's much I can do.
419
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,844
All right, just wait here for me.
420
00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:54,479
Yeah, it's here, Sam,
but you're making a mistake.
421
00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:57,941
It just got off the street
three, four days ago.
422
00:31:58,066 --> 00:32:01,236
I know where it's been, jerk.
Is it road-ready?
423
00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,073
Yeah. Nothing wrong with it.
424
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,743
Good. Get it ready, polish it.
425
00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:10,620
Muffle the noises,
glue it together, the whole mess.
426
00:32:10,746 --> 00:32:13,206
Couple of days we can pick it up
and fence it out of town.
427
00:32:13,373 --> 00:32:14,958
Your ball game, Sammy.
428
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,793
Thank you and hey...
429
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,882
call me that name again and I'll cut
your face off and sew it on upside down.
430
00:32:33,894 --> 00:32:35,854
Hey, Johnny B.
431
00:32:35,979 --> 00:32:39,649
Listen, I'm really sorry
about this misunderstanding.
432
00:32:39,775 --> 00:32:42,486
We've got your car.
It's gonna be here in just a little bit.
433
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:44,404
How about this?
434
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:45,614
Listen...
435
00:32:47,324 --> 00:32:49,367
I hate guys that punch me in the eye.
436
00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:51,661
You're gonna take us
to see your friend Dirksen.
437
00:32:51,745 --> 00:32:54,956
And off the subject, you really
ought to change your name. Friendly?
438
00:32:55,415 --> 00:32:57,042
I mean, that's ridiculous.
439
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,460
Get in.
440
00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:04,382
All right.
How'd you guys know about Dirksen?
441
00:33:05,425 --> 00:33:08,094
We got him, B.A.
We'll be right there to pick you up.
442
00:33:08,261 --> 00:33:10,847
Move it, fool! I want my van back.
443
00:33:47,008 --> 00:33:50,595
Mr. Friendly, I've decided
to give you my notice.
444
00:33:51,471 --> 00:33:52,889
You know how it is.
445
00:33:53,056 --> 00:33:55,809
I just feel we haven't been
getting along very well lately.
446
00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:05,443
Okay, Murdock's in place to cover us.
447
00:34:06,528 --> 00:34:07,904
We're ready.
448
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,247
Let him through.
449
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,387
Move!
450
00:34:35,390 --> 00:34:37,142
All right, boys.
451
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,562
Your chopping days are over.
452
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,117
You're a very lucky man.
453
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,244
I could have been real mad.
454
00:34:56,578 --> 00:34:58,705
Really mad. But...
455
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,876
as it stands, I'm in a pretty good mood.
456
00:35:07,923 --> 00:35:09,299
Drop the pieces!
457
00:35:10,926 --> 00:35:12,052
Oh, boy.
458
00:35:12,218 --> 00:35:14,971
Wish I was sunning
on the banks of the Nile right now.
459
00:35:15,388 --> 00:35:19,267
These clowns thought they could
muscle into our operation, Mr. V.
460
00:35:19,392 --> 00:35:22,145
Ripped off today's shipment
and tried to close us down.
461
00:35:22,228 --> 00:35:25,065
And it looks like they were doing
a pretty good job of it.
462
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,817
What about our other project? Any trouble?
463
00:35:27,943 --> 00:35:29,277
Mr. V.
464
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:31,947
Mr. Tony Victor.
465
00:35:32,948 --> 00:35:36,618
Up for a grand jury inquiry
pretty soon, huh?
466
00:35:36,785 --> 00:35:38,161
Tax evasion?
467
00:35:38,578 --> 00:35:39,704
You know.
468
00:35:40,163 --> 00:35:42,958
That's way big Al got it, Tony baby.
469
00:35:47,504 --> 00:35:49,255
You got quite a mouth, pal.
470
00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:51,549
Maybe I ought to do something about that.
471
00:35:52,258 --> 00:35:53,927
I owe these guys.
472
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,721
Yeah, sure. Why not.
473
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,892
Retire them with flowers.
474
00:36:01,434 --> 00:36:03,353
Okay, put on the uniforms.
475
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,359
Flowers.
476
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:15,240
I don't know
what my wife did to it.
477
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:18,660
I don't know nothing about cars.
I sure am glad you came for it.
478
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:22,872
Boy, I'm just a dummy
when it comes to mechanics.
479
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:27,502
Whatever you can do,
I'd be real grateful.
480
00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:32,674
Check that oil while you're at it.
481
00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:39,681
I don't like being late for funerals.
482
00:36:40,181 --> 00:36:41,766
We don't have much time.
483
00:36:57,198 --> 00:36:58,450
Okay.
484
00:36:58,742 --> 00:37:02,412
You guys wanted to see
my other operation so bad.
485
00:37:03,329 --> 00:37:04,914
We're gonna show you.
486
00:37:17,052 --> 00:37:19,345
All right, hold it right there.
487
00:37:20,013 --> 00:37:22,640
Now, before we drop
your blood pressure, boys...
488
00:37:22,766 --> 00:37:25,852
I want to know who you work for
and why you're here.
489
00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:29,147
If you want us to tell you what you
need to know before you bury us...
490
00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:31,483
you've been eating
too many nut rolls, fellow.
491
00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:34,110
You must be watching
too many old Cagney films.
492
00:37:34,235 --> 00:37:35,570
I said talk!
493
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,197
Or what, you'll kill us?
494
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:43,495
Tell them we're closed.
495
00:37:54,964 --> 00:37:56,257
We're closed, buddy.
496
00:37:56,466 --> 00:37:58,384
Oh, shoot!
497
00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:59,719
Isn't it the case, man?
498
00:37:59,803 --> 00:38:01,930
Every time I want something
this place is closed.
499
00:38:02,055 --> 00:38:04,057
It's enough to make a guy feel paranoid.
500
00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:25,453
All right, drop the hog irons, pilgrims.
501
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,231
Well, look what we've done.
502
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,900
Look what we've done,
and look what I found.
503
00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,697
Now, where's my plant?
Has anybody seen my plant?
504
00:39:00,822 --> 00:39:03,449
Murdock, it's in the van, nice and safe.
505
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:06,494
It's a good thing. I don't know what
I'd have done if they hurt the little fellow.
506
00:39:10,415 --> 00:39:12,417
I'm gonna use your body as my car bumper.
507
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:16,754
When I get finished with your boss,
Mr. Un-Friendly, I'm gonna take care of you.
508
00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:21,551
What we want to know is,
what is Tony Victor up to?
509
00:39:21,718 --> 00:39:23,845
- You talking about the gangster?
- Yeah.
510
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:27,891
Him and two of his hoods dressed as cops
pulled out of here in a squad car.
511
00:39:28,016 --> 00:39:31,561
He said something about
not wanting to miss a funeral.
512
00:39:31,686 --> 00:39:34,981
The question is, whose funeral?
And why go as cops?
513
00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:38,985
Remember Tawnia telling us
that Judge Holloway died last week?
514
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,696
That was the judge that was
sitting on Victor's grand jury.
515
00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:43,448
Holloway's funeral's today...
516
00:39:43,573 --> 00:39:47,327
and the DA who's coming hard
down on Victor is gonna be there.
517
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:51,873
Victor's not crazy enough to try and take out
a DA at the judge's funeral.
518
00:39:52,415 --> 00:39:54,459
You're right, he's crazy enough.
519
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,253
I think we better pay our respects
to the dearly departed...
520
00:39:57,337 --> 00:39:59,214
before there's a whole lot more of them.
521
00:40:01,674 --> 00:40:02,842
Face...
522
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,803
look at that old hearse over there.
523
00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:10,225
What a great way for four wanted guys
to get into a funeral full of cops.
524
00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:37,270
Nice day for a funeral.
525
00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:40,064
Hey, I don't like cemeteries. It's too quiet.
526
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,774
It won't be for long.
527
00:41:41,983 --> 00:41:45,111
Judge Holloway's services
should be up there, with that group.
528
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:46,821
There they are.
529
00:41:52,327 --> 00:41:54,245
It's those guys at Dirksen's.
530
00:43:47,108 --> 00:43:50,486
Colonel, we got company!
531
00:43:50,653 --> 00:43:52,530
Now, that's gratitude for you.
532
00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:55,158
Yeah, but it was
a terrific funeral.
533
00:44:14,802 --> 00:44:17,513
Hey, what do you know,
we just nailed Tony Victor.
534
00:44:20,766 --> 00:44:22,268
Thank you, guys for helping me.
535
00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:23,519
It was a pleasure.
536
00:44:23,811 --> 00:44:28,232
It makes my day when we put guys
like Tony V. and Friendly in the slammer.
537
00:44:28,357 --> 00:44:31,277
Yeah, I wouldn't want to buy
no used car from that fool.
538
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,570
Now, you get it together.
539
00:44:32,695 --> 00:44:34,155
You don't have to worry about that, B.A.
540
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,241
Looks like it's time to say our farewells.
541
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,580
Aren't you coming, B.A.?
542
00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:45,291
Are you joking?
I don't say goodbye to no plants.
543
00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:54,884
Hannibal, we had such good times
together, you know?
544
00:44:55,343 --> 00:44:58,554
Captain, we all have to go out
on our own sometimes.
545
00:44:58,679 --> 00:45:00,514
I know.
546
00:45:03,184 --> 00:45:05,603
The little guy's gonna be all right, Murdock.
547
00:45:05,728 --> 00:45:09,232
He's got plenty of fresh air,
sunshine, nice view.
548
00:45:09,523 --> 00:45:10,775
Thanks, Face.
549
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,112
I'll stop by on my way home from work
and look in on him.
550
00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:17,240
Appreciate that.
551
00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:20,701
Well...
552
00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:22,328
I promise you...
553
00:45:22,995 --> 00:45:24,705
I'll come back to see you every year.
554
00:45:24,914 --> 00:45:26,832
Don't you laugh at me now.
555
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:34,048
We'll just sit out under that old warm sun,
you and me together and we'll, you know...
556
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,008
Well, you be good, now.
557
00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:41,013
And I want you to be nice
to dogs that pass by in the night, okay.
558
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,524
Hey, B.A...
559
00:45:51,816 --> 00:45:54,902
don't you want to go
say goodbye to the little guy?
560
00:45:55,194 --> 00:45:57,238
I don't talk to no plants, sucker.
561
00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,365
But he's almost a member of the team.
562
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,827
He used to watch over the van
when it was afraid and alone.
563
00:46:02,952 --> 00:46:05,955
Like I said, crazy man,
I don't talk to no plants.
564
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,708
Can't you go over and say, see you?
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