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♪ Upbeat theme playing ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
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Son, sometimes in life,
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you have to perform a best friend rescue.
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Remember the time I had to drive you
to Aunt Val's house
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to stop her from bleaching her hair?
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Yeah.
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I-I still don't really understand
what the big deal was.
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How many times do I have to say it?
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I'm the blonde one!
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Okay. Swish and Val's
engagement party is tomorrow,
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and if we all work together,
we can make it a success.
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And here, we're defining success
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as killing this engagement dead.
Any questions?
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I'm straight off a plane here,
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so my question would be, what?
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A bubbly undergrad proposed to Val,
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and she doesn't wanna
go through with it,
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and I'm not ready
for married lame friends.
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Except for you guys!
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Love your love.
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So, what am I looking at here, exactly?
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Um, well, I wanted to do a presentation,
but I ran out of time.
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Oh, so why'd you bring it?
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Well, I didn't buy PowerPoint
for nothing.
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Didn't you?
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Okay. Crazy thought.
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What if Val breaks up with Swish
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using words like, I don't know,
"I'm breaking up with you, Swish."
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Uh! We tried.
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Swish, you are a wonderful person,
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and I have so enjoyed our time together.
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But...
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- You do it.
- I can't. I see it, too.
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♪
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Disappointing Swish face-to-face
is a no-go.
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So here's the plan.
Tomorrow, we are gonna convince Swish
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that he doesn't wanna marry Val. Ellen,
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you're gonna play
the role of "bitter divorced lady."
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Ooh! Can my name be Maureen?
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No. He's met you.
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Sid, Hannah.
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You guys are gonna be
the unhappy married couple
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who just can't stop fighting.
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This is our first weekend
together in a month,
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and we're supposed to fake a fight?
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Glad you get it. Charlie!
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You will be the fun bachelor
who's going to remind Swish
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of all the great casual sex
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he'll be missing out on
if he gets hitched.
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Love that for me, but I can't.
I'm bringing Julia.
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Oh, nice. How's that going, anyway?
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- Next topic, please.
- You don't like Julia?
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Julia's fine.
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Just having a little roommate kerfuffle.
It's nothing to fret over.
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Next. Topic. Please.
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Okay, Jesse, then you'll be
Mr. "I live for casual sex."
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I hate guys like that.
What's your thing?
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Can I just do that instead?
- No!
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I am gonna show Swish how ancient I am.
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Then, I'll mention that Val and I
are the same age,
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and he'll connect the dots.
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Smart! He loves Connect the Dots!
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Babe!
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It's not a horse! It's a unicorn!
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I did that.
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Don't worry, Val.
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As soon as I'm done with you,
you are going to be...
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Single AF!
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That says "sing leaf."
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Damn it.
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I'm gonna be the most
married person in the world.
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♪
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So, um, if Swish asks,
my parents are in India.
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What? Why?
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He wanted my dad's blessing,
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so I told him
they were out of the country.
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Photoshopped a picture of them
in front of the Taj Mahal.
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Fiancée!
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Hey...
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Mwah!
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Oh, my gosh.
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I just saw our unborn children
in your eyes.
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Do you see them in mine?
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Nope. Just, like,
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your pupils.
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Oh, right. I'm being stupid
because they say that you see
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the spark of the children
in the mother's eyes.
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You probably just see,
like, little sperms in mine.
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Oh! Sorry.
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I guess it's true what they say.
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Back pain is youth just leaving the body.
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I'm going through changes now that
I'm creeping up on the big 3-1.
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You know what I realized the other day?
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When you're 31,
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Val's gonna be 43.
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And when you're 43, she'll be 55.
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We get it! You're a horny cat.
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I love being with an experienced woman.
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I think it's beautiful
that you guys have
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to take your pants off
when you come home.
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Hey, have you met Jesse?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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So, tying the old knot, huh?
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Yeah. I could never.
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I'd get hung up thinking
about all those...
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tasty women I'd be missing out on.
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- Tasty...
- Tasty, tasty meat.
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Big ol' husks, huh? I mean,
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women are objects,
and the subject is sex,
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- am I right?
- Okay.
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Yeah, if you ask me, best to stay single
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'cause life's just
a big ol' bag of boobs.
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
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Was bag of boobs weird?
I was between that and butt parade.
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How did I ever have sex with you?
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Missionary, right?
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Marrying young was
the biggest mistake I've ever made.
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I'm a broken shell of a woman.
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Nothing like the Maureen I used to be.
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Wait, I thought your name was Ellen.
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You remember that?
God, you're a good listener.
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And plus, you don't seem broken.
Y-You have a cool job,
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you're a great friend, and Val says
your girlfriend is freakin' dope.
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Yeah, Rachel rules.
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I guess I'm kicking butt out there, huh?
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- Thanks, Swish.
- Hey, no problem, Maureen.
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Look, you wanna be called Maureen,
I'll call you Maureen.
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Later.
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I'm sorry. He smiled at me,
and then I just forgot.
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A-And then, I had an overwhelming desire
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to-to be his mom, but, like a chill one.
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Like, he could smoke in front of me.
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Mom?
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Ellen, that's it!
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You're pretty tough to talk
to sometimes, you know that?
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And then I'll say,
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"Church shmurch! Sunday's for football!"
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And then you'll say, "Well, I never."
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I've never once said that in my life.
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Okay, well,
do the other line we talked about.
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Fine. I'll say, "You're not gettin'
any of this tonight,"
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but I'm not pointing at my crotch.
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Wait, you have Zillow alerts on?
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Hell, yeah. Me, too.
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How do you feel about exposed brick?
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I know it makes me
a basic bitch, but I love it.
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Wait, Hannah,
this is for a house in Los Angeles.
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I live in a nice area.
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I got curious, that's all.
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Uh-huh. Curious like,
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"Look how much these suckers
paid for this dump,"
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or curious like, "I wanna be
one of these suckers"?
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What do you want me to say?
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I've lived in LA for a while now,
I love my job, I'm making friends...
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Yeah, Hannah, but we have a plan.
Like, you were supposed to move here
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when your residency is over.
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That's always been the plan.
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I don't wanna talk about this here.
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Can't we just fake fight now?
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We can't fake fight now.
We're in a real fight.
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♪
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Ellen, right?
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I'm Julia. I was actually at your place
the other night.
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Oh, I know you were. Hi.
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- You're looking well.
- As are you.
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- Why are you guys being weird?
- We're not.
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And there is no "we." On your way now.
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Hey, babe. Long-ass pee, huh?
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What happened,
you drank too many Gatorades?
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Uh... sure.
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Oh, my boy Doink made it! Doink!
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Um, I gotta say, I'm not
feeling any less engaged.
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Okay, we've had some misses.
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Alright, but I have a new plan,
and the main thing
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that I want you to focus on
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is, is not being, um, mad at me.
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Hey.
We came as soon as we got your text.
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Oh, Val, what are we gonna do with you?
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♪
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You're engaged to a child?
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What have you done
to your life, my darling?
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It's because we gave her
that cell phone too early.
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That Motorola Razr rotted out her brain.
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- Oh...
- I need you guys to focus, okay?
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Swish wants your blessing,
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and if you don't give it to him,
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he will call it off.
For a guy named Swish,
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he's surprisingly traditional.
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You're engaged to someone named Swish?!
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- It's not his real name.
- What is?
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Okay, from you,
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I need disapproving dad. Glare at him.
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- Can you glare for me, Juan?
- Yeah.
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That's more of like a... a smolder.
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I-I'm sorry.
I have resting smolder face.
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- Oh, it's a curse...
- Oh, my God!
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How's this?
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Oh! There! That's the glare!
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And from you,
I want subtle disappointment.
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Gimme, like, a withering head shake.
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Less movement.
If it's slight, it hurts more.
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- Ooh, devastating.
- Mr. and Mrs. M?!
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Oh, my gosh, I'm so glad you guys
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made it! I-I thought you were in India.
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Uh, th-they were! Uh, but India...
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- closed.
- Damn, that sucks.
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- But welcome.
- He believes India closed?
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Uh, thank you.
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Hey, why don't you three
go get to know each other?
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Yeah! Yeah.
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Remember, glare and wither.
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And don't look directly into his eyes,
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but don't get lost in his hair either.
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Hey, are you okay?
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I-I can tell something weird's
going on with you and Ellen.
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- It was an accident.
- What was?
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I've said too much.
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Never mind. You know,
I don't wanna know anymore.
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Fine, I'll tell you everything.
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It was the first time
Julia had spent the night.
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Your piggy got out of his pen...
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Wha?! What are you doing?! Whoa!
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Turns out,
Ellen and Julia are back twins.
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- I mean, I was destined to fail.
- She calls you "Piggy" in bed?
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What do you call her?
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"Farmer Julie."
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She's a dairy farmer
who dabbles in pork,
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and I'm a dainty little pig
who doesn't like the mud.
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You guys have been on,
like, three dates.
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Yes, I know.
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Still got a lot of world-building to do.
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I mean, what does LA have
that New York doesn't?
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LA has tons of great things.
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I live right near this pupusa place that...
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We have pupusas! You want pupusas?
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I'll get you a million pupusas.
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But they just don't taste as good here.
Maybe it's the water.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
That is our thing, Hannah.
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New York is the one with the water.
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Sid,
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can we at least have a conversation
about you moving to LA.
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We're having it, Hannah!
It is not going well!
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Our plan was always...
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Yes, I know what the plan was,
but plans can change, Sid.
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Hey, guys? Uh, we're working
a parent angle right now,
248
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,702
so I'll let you know if I need you.
249
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,562
Loving this energy. It sounds
250
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,232
really ugly in here. Thanks.
251
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,653
I have some concerns.
252
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,739
Valentina doesn't make much money,
and you're still in school.
253
00:10:56,490 --> 00:11:00,410
Yeah, you're right.
But that's why I whipped up this, uh,
254
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,912
five-year financial plan.
255
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,914
- Oh.
- Yeah.
256
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,415
I would start night trucking after class.
257
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,126
I-I have short sleeper syndrome,
so I only need about four hours.
258
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,629
And if I work the Jersey-to-DC route
for the rest of college,
259
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,215
I would be able to save up
for a sick-ass condo.
260
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,926
Wow. You've really thought this through.
261
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,262
Yeah, m-my buddy Doink is a econ major.
262
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,346
Doink!
263
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,767
O-Okay, okay, so you have a plan,
264
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,769
but what is the rush to get married?
265
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,312
I mean, you're just a kid.
266
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,314
With mad due respect,
267
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,483
I just love your daughter
way too much to wait.
268
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,110
A-And plus,
269
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,163
didn't Juan propose to you the day
that you guys graduated high school?
270
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,197
He did.
271
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,199
And it looks like it worked out
for you guys.
272
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,202
Why are they high-fiving?
273
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,205
What the hell is he doing now?
274
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,458
Oh God. It's happening to them.
275
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,629
♪
276
00:11:56,341 --> 00:12:00,387
Okay. The bad news is
we gave Swish our blessing.
277
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,973
But, the good news is...
278
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,017
- You get to marry Swish.
- What?!
279
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,769
No. She is not marrying Swish.
280
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,979
Why not?
281
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,481
You've never been with
anyone this wonderful.
282
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,484
Are you sure that it gets better
than Swish, sweetheart?
283
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,070
- Because we're not.
- That head of hair.
284
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,322
Think of the grandchildren.
285
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,699
This is crazy. This is insane.
286
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,035
You guys, of course
it gets better than Swish.
287
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,204
He's not even the full version
of himself yet!
288
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,955
He still has three baby teeth.
289
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,957
You know what?
290
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,210
Um...
291
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,045
Maybe they're right.
292
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,546
What?
293
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,425
I'll do it. I will marry Swish.
294
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,679
Just so you know...
295
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,474
I haven't been this disappointed
in hot people
296
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,075
since I saw Heidi Klum throw out a
297
00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:48,977
burger just because it fell in a puddle.
298
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,148
Okay.
299
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,192
I think I know
how to fix your situation.
300
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,612
- Charlie moves back to England.
- Unfair! You move back to England!
301
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,905
Listen!
302
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:03,367
What happened to you guys
reminded me of something.
303
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,869
Something I've worked very hard to forget.
304
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,164
Back when I was with Meredith,
she stayed over all the time.
305
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,416
I came home late one night,
heard the shower,
306
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,127
figured Sid was asleep, so it must be her.
307
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,006
Meanwhile, Sid was showering,
heard the door, assumed it was Hannah...
308
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,508
Okay, we see where this is going.
309
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,510
So you saw your buddy naked. Big deal.
310
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,388
That's not the issue.
It was what I heard.
311
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,514
♪
312
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,349
Missin' some evidence, little lady?
313
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,230
- Why was he Southern?
- Was his penis the evidence?
314
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,565
Yes, Ellen.
315
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,192
And I think he wanted her to...
tamper with it.
316
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,195
Seeing your best friend in sex mode
317
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,364
is one of the hardest things
in life to bounce back from.
318
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,366
The awkwardness is suffocating.
319
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,869
♪
320
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,246
And for Sid and I,
we thought it might be the end of us.
321
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,625
But then, one day, I was at a bookstore,
322
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,961
and I saw the answer
right there in front of me.
323
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,337
♪
324
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,508
Joe Pesci's 101 New York Musts.
325
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,387
Sid and I did every single
dumb activity in that book.
326
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,182
And bit by bit, memory by memory,
327
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,226
we buried the shower fiasco
deeper and deeper
328
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,145
into the recesses of our minds,
329
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,147
until we forgot about it entirely.
330
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:17,983
Until now.
331
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,569
We need that book.
332
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,405
Charlie!
You've been ignoring me all night.
333
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,991
Right. And that will stop...
334
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,243
right after I go and do a series
335
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,287
of Joe Pesci-approved activities
with my roommate.
336
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,330
Okay.
337
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,374
Alright, I'm out.
338
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,294
Tell Charlie to find a new farmer.
He'll know what that means.
339
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,796
Wait. Before you go...
340
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,841
can I tell you about something
that happened to me?
341
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,636
No.
342
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,224
Hey.
343
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,393
You can't seriously be
considering marrying Swish, right?
344
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,978
You don't love him.
345
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:59,191
No, I don't love him.
But, like, I love him!
346
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,443
And my parents made some good points.
347
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,946
He's an amazing man
that's obsessed with me.
348
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,781
Why should I be running away from that?
349
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,783
What about Charlie?
350
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,785
Because I thought
that he was your endgame.
351
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,248
So did I, but maybe I was wrong.
352
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,334
Babe, come here!
I drew that bird that you dreamed about.
353
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,460
Ooh!
354
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,010
♪
355
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,098
Hey!
356
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:32,891
What are you guys doing out here?
357
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,435
Sophie put us on a timeout.
358
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,939
I'm Sid, by the way.
Uh, we haven't really met,
359
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,441
but Sophie has a picture
of you guys as her lock screen.
360
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,651
That's troubling.
361
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:46,071
Yeah. I thought so, too. Um...
362
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,657
Anyway, I heard you guys are,
like, the perfect couple,
363
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,867
and I was just wondering
364
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,494
if you guys could give me
some relationship advice.
365
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,954
Of course.
366
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,164
See, Babe? A podcast
367
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,709
where we give relationship advice
to normals would kill.
368
00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,793
Ah...
369
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,089
Have you guys ever wanted
totally opposite things,
370
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,300
where only one of you could get your way?
371
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,593
Yes.
372
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,386
Years ago, I wanted to see
the Spider-Man
373
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,405
where he's that little British boy.
374
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,932
Juan wanted to see Cats instead,
so we did.
375
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,851
Awful.
376
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,853
I still carry guilt over that.
377
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,189
Don't be too hard on yourself.
378
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,482
The Cats you imagined was beautiful.
379
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,484
Okay, yeah.
380
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,737
You guys are probably not the people
to talk to about this.
381
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,739
No, wait. Hey. Hold on. Um...
382
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,241
There is one other thing.
383
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,620
I always wanted to have more children,
384
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,371
and she wanted just the one.
385
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,834
That's a big one.
How'd you guys figure it out?
386
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,088
Sometimes, there's no right answer.
387
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,467
There's just your answer, or hers.
388
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,178
I chose hers.
389
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,348
♪
390
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,352
Can I show you something I found?
391
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,064
Sid, if this is another
hamster apology card,
392
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,025
I will watch it and enjoy it,
but I will still be mad at you.
393
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,444
No, this is, uh,
394
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,697
from the night we got engaged.
I never showed it to you.
395
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,162
Hey!
So, we just got back from the airport.
396
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,665
Um, I wanted to document
this night together,
397
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,125
but you had to go be a badass surgeon.
398
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,753
So, uh, it's just me now.
399
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,172
Those people from the Uber
are still here!
400
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,008
They seem fun. We're drinking.
401
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,262
Also, you were totally right.
Jesse has a huge thing for the blonde.
402
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,229
Anyway, uh...
403
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,356
Hey. I'm sad you had to go,
404
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,608
but I really meant what I said earlier.
405
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,527
Like, we can make it
through anything together.
406
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,529
Whatever it takes.
407
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,451
It's time I started living up
to that promise again.
408
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,955
So, Hannah, I am officially open to LA.
409
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,876
Gonna try and imagine
what it's like to, you know,
410
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,627
live there.
411
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,005
- Really?
- Yeah.
412
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,257
I mean, if you love it so much,
it's gotta be worth loving.
413
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,888
♪
414
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,222
Mm... Yeah.
415
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,907
Whatever this is, make it quick.
416
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:37,159
Swish is on me about what
our wedding colors are gonna be.
417
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,660
Okay, just gimme 30 seconds.
418
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,120
♪
419
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,039
- Mm.
- Okay, say something. I'm recording.
420
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,833
Um, a huge congratulations
421
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,210
to Hannah and Sid!
422
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,503
It is Hannah and Sid, isn't it?
423
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,047
I'm not sure, but you already said it,
so just push through.
424
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,132
Um, well, we've only just met you,
425
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,010
but we are truly very happy for you.
426
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:58,472
You are clearly in love,
and I know how good that feels.
427
00:18:58,972 --> 00:18:59,973
Wait, what?
428
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,808
You love me?
429
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,228
No. No, I was
talking about somebody else.
430
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,230
- You don't actually know them.
- Oh, is that right?
431
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,066
What about the video?
432
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,068
Mm, who cares?
We're never gonna see it again.
433
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,070
♪ Love, Try Not To Let Go
by Julia Jacklin playing ♪
434
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,155
Maybe you're right.
435
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,866
Maybe Charlie is not your end game.
436
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,245
But, for a while, you loved him, Val.
437
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,747
You really, really loved him.
438
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,041
And if you think that you can find
that kind of love
439
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,544
with Swish, then I say go for it.
440
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,045
But if you can't?
441
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,715
Go find it. Okay?
442
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,134
Whether that's with Charlie
or with someone else.
443
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,638
♪ Mmm, time ♪
444
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,807
No, you're right.
445
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,019
I'll hold out for true love.
446
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,981
God, thanks a lot, you asshole.
447
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,069
♪ Consumes the space between me ♪
448
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,864
She broke Swish's heart that night.
449
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:59,867
♪ And everyone I left ♪
450
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:03,328
♪ Oh, oh ♪
451
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,539
♪ Love ♪
452
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,751
But he got happily married weeks later!
453
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,182
He owns an island now.
454
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:17,134
Didn't even have to pay for it.
The US government was just like,
455
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,136
"Here!"
456
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,638
Sorry. So sorry.
457
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,931
Sorry.
458
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,517
Look after him, Doink.
459
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,771
We were trying to help.
460
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,691
I know. You want me to find true love,
461
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,692
and I will.
462
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,195
I wanted you to marry literally Swish.
463
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,128
He'll get over it.
Just give him some time, huh?
464
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,996
How do you feel?
465
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,583
Guilty. Humiliated.
466
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,778
And?
467
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,212
Single!
468
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,618
We did it!
469
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:58,520
♪
470
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,100
We can look at each other
in the eye again. Watch.
471
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,019
Huh?
472
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:12,272
That book...
Jesse, why does that book look familiar?
473
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,819
Sid, we gotta go
to Times Square right now.
474
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,157
Okay.
475
00:21:19,182 --> 00:21:20,850
♪
476
00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:24,284
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