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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
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I can't believe Xander Crews
had a twin brother.
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Yeah... Till Ronnie shot him in the face.
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Yeah, there's a pickle.
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I can't believe Killface fired me.
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Well, revenge shall be mine.
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No!
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Revenge shall be mine!
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MAN: No! Revenge shall be mine!
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Not so fast, Killface.
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MAN: Oh, no! It's Awesome X.
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MAN: The new Awesome X action figure,
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now with power 'stache
and fighting paunch.
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Paunch? Son of a...
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Get me the damn sweatshop.
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- Operator.
- Yeah.
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Barnaby, we've got to escape
from this horrid sweatshop
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and find Simon.
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Wha--who the hell is Torpedo Vegas?
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I run the Death Rabbits in Chinatown.
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[Mumbling]
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Well, kid, this ain't Arizona.
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Heh heh heh.
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Heh!
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[Typing]
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- Yikes!
- What?
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It appears your previous employer
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didn't pay his unemployment insurance.
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No, of course he didn't.
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But we can help you find a job.
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All we need is your resoom.
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Do--do you mean resume?
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Look, lady, I have a job, OK?
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It's maybe not the best job in the world,
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but it's better than your job
because you don't have one.
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But we can help you find a job.
All we need is your resume.
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- I don't actually have one.
- Well, that's a pickle.
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- Ooh!
- What?
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- I was supposed to get pickles.
- [Sigh]
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For a party. You want to come?
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There's gonna be pickles!
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If 1 get them.
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(Gasps) Wait a minute.
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VALERIE: Cruisington arms
1100 Autoloader.
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MAN: Anything else?
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Phase plasma pulse laser
in the 40-watt range.
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Just what you see here, lady.
Anything else?
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Your clothes. Give them to me.
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What the [beep] are you doing?
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- Terminator?
- MAN: Look here, lady.
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- No?
- I'm tired of talking to you.
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Get the [beep] out of my store.
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OK, uh, anybody got a prayer or--
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- Oh!
- What's that?
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Oh. It's, uh, actually a limerick.
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Pssh.
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Anyone Catholic? Anybody else?
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No?
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- OK, Papist, do your stupid limerick.
- Really?
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- Boo, boo, boo.
- All right.
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There once was a dead guy named Nearl
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who rode around town on a squirrel.
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He said to the pig that he...
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ll don't actually have one.
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Fantastic.
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All right!
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We got the gazebo fixed
just in time for LARPstock.
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- Good going, everybody.
- Whoa!
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- Baffling.
- Guys!
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No, no! No, no!
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- CREWS: I'm falling! I'm falling!
- KILLFACE: I've got you.
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Damn it, hurry up!
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CREWS: Do not drop me
in the dookie water.
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CREWS: Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Dude, close your mouth!
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KILLFACE: Come on!
CREWS: Your incisors are right on my bag.
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KILLFACE: We have got to
get you some pants.
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CREWS: I had pants!
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KILLFACE: Barnaby, that wasn't pants!
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Master cylinder!
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Master cylinder pants.
What are we doing?
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All right, tell old spice thanks
for helping us escape,
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the map...Oh!
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And thanks for these new eyes.
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- Neat!
- Oh, this bag of radishes.
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Move over, bananas.
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I found a new source of potassium.
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Oh, and tell him...
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You know, you're really dead handsome.
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Uh... He says he has a car in China.
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Well, I don't care about his car!
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Well, I'm not gonna tell him that.
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No, do tell him!
Tell him that verbatim.
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Owning a car in China
has got to be, like, a huge deal!
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Of course he's proud.
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- Barnaby--
- Think how many rags he had to pick!
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Time's a bit of a factor here.
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Tell him you're proud of his car!
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What does it matter what I say?
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Well, he speaks English.
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- You speak English?
- Yes.
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Mm-hm.
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Hey, he didn't mean that about your car.
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- I don't have a car.
- Oh.
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I have about 50.
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KILLFACE: Barnaby!
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Eh.
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Now, if I'm here...
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That way...
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Oh! Here's an idea. Indicate north.
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Otherwise, it's not technically a map.
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- It's just a drawing.
- So get this.
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He doesn't even have a car.
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- Well, thank God we sorted that out.
- Yeah.
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Now, would you please come on?
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XTACLE: Come on! No sense
moping around here all day.
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Yeah, is have
too many sad memories here.
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Also is messy.
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Say we, uh, treat ourselves.
Go do something fun.
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- Ooh!
- You know?
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Let's go to the illegal
underground Chinese rabbit fights.
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Oh. My. God.
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[Gasp] What?
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Let's get there this instant!
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Come on, lady.
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You make bet or what?
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Ah, so.
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Needing one moment, please.
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Honorable Rady is formurating odds.
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What the hell wrong with your mouth?
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Are you getting this?
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Guys? The bunny has landed.
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And another local Peabody goes to...
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- The bunny--
- Darcel Jones of team Jaguar.
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[Growl]
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Love me some Darcel Jones.
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Oh, yeah!
Slideshow, she's in it.
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What?
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GRACE: Now commencing phase two.
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Ah, so! Pweased to be placing
wager on wabbit.
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- What the hell, damn girl? You hurry!
- Ah, so.
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Pwease to excuse--wait, are--
Aren't you my dry cleaner?
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- Aah!
- Ow! What the hell are you doing?
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What the hell are you doing?
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...Well, don't tell anybody.,
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but I'm doing an expose on rabbit fights.
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Yeah!
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Nice cover.
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Thank you!
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I am trying to scoop Darcel Jones.
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[Growl]
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Slideshow!
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Now shut up and listen!
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- Barnaby, listen.
- What?
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Thought I heard something.
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[Gasp] I bet it's a CHUD.
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We really need to get you some pants.
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Yeah, that's not a pickle.
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I know. It's your penis.
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My penis?
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My penis.
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- Barnaby.
- Scrooching back.
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So, when the Feds found out
I lied about being Chinese
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to get a minority business loan,
they gave me a choice.
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10 years in prison, jerk-off!
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Or you play ball, help us bring these rabbit
killers down, and you walk.
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- But-
- Walk down to the post office,
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mail yourself a congratulation letter,
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say, "Hey, I ain't getting
cornholed in the pen.”
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But I'm really kind of scared. Ow!
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We'll see how scared your punk ass is
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when you doing 10
the hard way in the federal pen!
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- What the--
- And scene!
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- How was that?
- Goosebumps. God Almighty!
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Taqu'il is doing research
for a movie about the FBI.
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Wait. Are y'all allowed to hit them?
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No. No, we're actually, uh,
the Department of Labor,
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so we're not authorized to do,
you know, any of this.
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Right on.
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- Ow!
- Heh heh heh!
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- Come on!
- Give 'm a fresh one.
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- Ow!
- Ha ha ha!
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- Oh, man.
- That's awesome.
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And I--] got to tell you, I'm a racist,
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but you have won me over...
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At least in this case.
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But if Torpedo Vegas
finds out I'm undercover,
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he's gonna kill me.
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Ow!
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Damn it, Olivia,
you're too close to this thing.
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And scene!
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Ooh. And nachos!
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Seriously, every time,
goosebumps with him.
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Yeah, he's in the slideshow.
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What is this "slideshow"
everybody's doing?
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Seriously, you know I have tinnitus now.
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I got to sleep with the fan on.
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Hey, baby, want a nacho?
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No, I don't want a damn nacho!
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I thought you was taking me
to a nice restaurant.
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I would have, if you would
have dressed appropriately.
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- Harrumph!
- You know who dresses well?
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- Darcel Jones.
- Oh, my God.
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Love Darcel Jones.
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- Heh! Shock.
- Racist-ass Chinaman.
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Do you have a racist-ass dry cleaner?
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Find out tonight with two-time
local Peabody award winner
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Darcel Jones.
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[Growl]
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Well, just don't screw up my plan, OK?
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Wait. What is your plan?
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[Inhales]
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I don't actually have one.
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- So, uh, what's the plan here, big'un?
- Ahem.
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Well, first, we follow this fetid scum pipe
into the lair of Torpedo Vegas,
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where we'll effect ingress
through the drain in the men's lavatory.
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Once we breach the perimeter,
you'll distract the first guard...
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Oh?
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Oh, me so horny!
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You distracted?
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- Oh!
- You like teabag, Chinatown?
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- Ah, so.
- While I execute a stealth kill.
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What the--
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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- Yah!
- Yes, go see your mommy.
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He'll have some shuriken we can use
to take out the remaining guards.
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London calling.
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Aah!
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- Ow!
- Aah!
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Then I'll face off with the dastardly
Torpedo Vegas mano a mano,
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probably with kitanas.
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Gaa!
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You win this round, Killface.
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Ahh...Ha ha ha.
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Heh heh heh.
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Then I'll have a tearful reunion with Simon,
and we can all go home.
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Bing, bong, bing!!-.
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Yeah.
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- My part's kinda gay.
- [Chuckle]
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- Wait till you hear plan "B."
- Wha--what is plan "B"?
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Fleeze, douche bags!
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I don't actually have one.
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