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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
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Simon's run away with the knives!
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- And my robot pants.
- We should go find him.
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You find Xander Crews,
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or I'll blow one of your heads off
every hour.
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- Oh, my--
- [Gasp]
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Yeah. Starting now.
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I cannot believe you shot my eyes out.
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- Oh, shut up, blondie.
- Nice.
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Does anyone know if this bus
goes to all pet shops?
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Hello?
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- Nobody's gonna believe Nearl...
- I am Nearl.
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The local retarded wino guy
is Xander Crews.
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Yeah. That's why I have a plan.
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What's your names, guys?
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Wow!
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Is this really Babar's house?
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- Yeah, Nearl, yeah.
- 1 am Nearl.
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It's Babar's house. Now, come on.
Quit fidgeting. Stop fidgeting, please.
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- Where is Babar?
- He--he's taking a shower, buddy.
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- Elephants shower with their nose.
- Uh-uh.
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- Brrrrrrrr!
- Nearl.
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- That's how they do it.
- I'm gonna kill Babar.
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What's your names, guys?
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[Sighs]
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- Hey, can I get in there?
- Uh-oh!
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- Just gonna give you a haircut.
- ll don't want a haircut.
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Now you want to look good
for Babar, don't you?
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- Yes!
- Calm down.
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OK. OK. I got the tuxedo shirt.
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- Uh...
- I know. Finally.
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- What is that?
- Everybody is Ken.
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- What is what?
- That.
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- Um, it's the shirt.
- Really?
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And is it me, or is it 1987?
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- A wing collar.
- What?
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- Are you doing this?
- What--what's everybody doing?
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- No. That's great.
- Maybe you and Nearl--
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I am Nearl.
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Your [beep] date can borrow
your dad's [beep] time machine...
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Please don't do this.
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And fly it into the gym down there in
I'm a jack-off high school
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and slow dance to Lisa Lisa
and mother [beep] Cult Jam.
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[Sighs]
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Lisa Lisa, the one I adore!
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All right. I think it's “the" Cult Jam.
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You are correct, sir.
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No. He isn't, nor is that collar!
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♪ Duk a dow duk a dow dow ♪
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Ken, look!
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Can we just fix the collar?
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Oh, sure, why not?
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I'll just do it tonight
while I'm missing another recital.
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[Sighs]
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[Playing classical music]
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Your kids don't have, uh,
Xtacle helmets, do they?
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[Gasps]
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[Explosion]
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Aah!
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Oh, my-- got to call Jan!
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Oh, but first check out this haircut!
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I am tidy for Babar.
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- Holy crap!
- Oh, my God.
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Everybody, thank Ken.
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So he looks
a little bit like Crews, but...
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Lisa Lisa, this is my friend Ken.
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We're still dealing with some
pretty profound retardation here.
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J Lisa Lisa Ken adores her
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Yeah. So who's read
"Flowers For Algernon"?
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Ken!
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About that kid
with all the chains and the goggles
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at he gets killed with a shotgun?
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- No. That's--
- Bo Boo Boosh!
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- Ba-Ba Boosh!
- That's Harrison Bergeron.
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Hollywood Squares!
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That's Tom Bergeron.
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Brother of Menelaus.
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Damn it! That's Agamemnon!
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- Boosh!
- OK?
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- Boosh.
- Greek.
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Exactly, sir. [Sighs]
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- OK. Look. See this?
- Yes.
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- We're gonna put this inside Nearl.
- I'm Nearl!
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- It's a brain chemical.
- Uh, where'd you get brain chemical?
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Alex, where's my brain chemical?
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[Speaking cod-German]
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Ooh.
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[Speaking cod-German]
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- OK, Nearl.
- Ken!
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- You ready to be smart?
- Is this going hurt?
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Oh, no, no, no. It's not gonna hurt at all.
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You just might feel
just a little bit of pressure.
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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Aah, aah, aah-aah!
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Wow.
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Ow.
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Hey. How's the--how's, uh,
the brain feel?
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Ouch.
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- Nearl?
- Mr. Crews will do nicely, thank you.
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[Gasp]
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Though I'm afraid
ll can't say the same for that wing-ed collar.
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My God.
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Well, well, well.
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Heh heh heh!
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If it isn't Xander Crews.
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- NEARL: Yes.
- STAN: Excellent.
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Or so it would appear.
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Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
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Whoa. Sorry.
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- So...
- NEARL: Yes.
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As it turns out,
I couldn't have you declared legally dead
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after only 3 days.
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Obviously.
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- Shut up.
- Right.
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- So what say we do the DNA test?
- XTACLE: Oh, what--what is this?
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- DNA test.
- XTACLE: We don't need that.
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Have to make sure
this really is Xander Crews
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and not some sort of
elaborate switcheroonie.
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XTACLE: Oh, you're out of your mind.
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- The DNA machine got smashed up.
- Oh, 1 fix.
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- Ronnie!
- 1 fix.
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- What the [beep], man?
- With my pliers.
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No whammies, no whammies...
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- What are whammies?
- Huh?
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What are whammies?
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The unwelcome thief of “press your luck.”
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- Yeah.
- How does this--
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You don't want to meet that guy.
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- OK.
- He'll take all your money.
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That's what I was afraid of.
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[Gasp]
Hey!
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- All rightie!
- How about that?
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Guess I won't be needing
this neck bomb detonator anymore.
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Hey!
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Ha ha ha!
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You're crazy, man.
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I am also awesomely--
No. I am--
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I am also obviously--
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[Coughs]
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Sorry. Ahem.
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What's happening, guys?
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STAN: I am also obviously
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awesomely effing leaving!
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So. Wow.
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Uh, where to start.
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Summer 1977.
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Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
was playing on everybody's 8-track
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as a nation slept in fear
of the "Son of Sam" killer...
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[Gasp]
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And mourned the loss of our favorite son,
legendary rock and roll icon
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Elvis Aaron Presley.
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Holy crap!
Why are our heads still blowing up?
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That's on me, guys. Sat on the remote.
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- We should put that in a cabinet...
- Yeah.
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And like--
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- that your fat ass can't fit in.
- Oh.
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Everybody just...OK?
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And like Elvis, Xander Crews
had an identical t-win.
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- A twin?
- Twin heirs to the vast Crews fortune
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left behind by my murdered parents.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. It's cheddar.
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But there was trouble at Crews Manor.
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One son was born profoundly retarded.
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[Jabbering]
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I don't want to go
to the monkey hospital! No!
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But Nearl want to stay with mommy
and daddy and brover Xandy.
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No, Xander. He's dead to us.
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Wah!
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- Now who's for Denny's?
- Grand slam!
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- Oh, my God.
- And they never came to see you?
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Not even at Christ-mas.
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Mr. Ford, what is Santa bringing for Nearl?
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He's gonna bring you an enema
if you don't stop shaking those presents.
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Enema. Sound it out, Mr. Ford. Enema.
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Aah!
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Merry Christmas, Nearl.
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Back at you, Mr. Ford.
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Oh, my God. That's so freaking sad.
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- NEARL: Yes. Here you go.
- I'll take it. Thank you.
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But the asylum was a pic-i-nic
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compared to life
on the mean streets of...town.
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But I want to stay forever
living in the hospital with you, Mr. Ford.
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- Hospital closed, Nearl.
- Uh-oh.
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- Now I got to go work in a damn pet store.
- I'd like that.
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And you can thank Ronald Reagan
ass for that.
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Thank you, Ronald Reagan.
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Your legacy is intact.
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But thanks to you
and your mysterious brain chemical,
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we shall savor the sweet nectar of revenge
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as we rise up as one man
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and destroy my brother Xander Crew--
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[Gasp]
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Thanks, Ken!
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- Ronnie!
- What?
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What is wrong with you?
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Hey. What? I do you favor.
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- That's why we can't have nice things.
- Come on, guys.
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Thank you, Ronnie.
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Is complicated enough
without all this evil twin bull [beep] having.
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You know what? That is--
Actually, that's a pretty good point.
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Good for you, Ronnie.
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Yeah. That was complicated.
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So if Xander Crews really is Awesome X,
then where is he?
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[Speaking Chinese]
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- So, hey--
- Barnaby, hush.
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- We won't get supper again.
- You ever wondered what we're making?
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No. I wonder why you won't shut up.
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- I think it is telephones.
- Barnaby!
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Hey, look--look. Can you feel this?
Say hello into this phone.
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- Stop it!
- [Gasp]
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That's 3 nights running, Barnaby.
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And tonight is Sloppy Joes.
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- Thanks a lot.
- I'm sorry.
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You can have my bun.
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- I'm literally starving to death here.
- Oh. I can hear your tummy.
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[Sniffs]
What is that?
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What do--I smell a radish.
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[Speaking Chinese]
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Aw. He wants you to have his radish.
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Well, thank you.
Barnaby, tell him thank you.
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[Speaking Chinese]
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See if you can make it sound
slightly sarcastic.
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Mm. Save some for my birthday,
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put a candle in it.
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Oh. Why don't I just eat a candle?
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[Speaking Chinese]
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But why is old spice giving me radishes?
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He says it's something to...
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something the father of i--iron legs.
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- The father of who?
- It's either legs or feet.
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[Speaks Chinese]
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Well, legs then. Excuse me.
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Two weeks I've been taking Chinese.
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Simon was wearing robot pants.
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They're not iron though.
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Well, a train's not an iron rooster,
but that's what they call it in China.
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- CHINESE MAN: Ha ha ha!
- Really?
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Ask him if he knows where Simon is.
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[Speaking Chinese]
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- What did he say?
- Oh. That's just crazy Chinaman talk, man.
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- Barnaby, make those words English.
- IKind of think he said,
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"death rabbits.”
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[Cheering and booing]
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[Speaking Chinese]
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[Chanting Chinese]
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